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I was not a good husband.
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But I am a very good dad.
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I've never actually seen
a "fuck you" finger that tiny.
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Pretty cute, huh?
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They're the best thing
I've ever done in my life.
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What's all this business
about him calling me Betsy?
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Ohh, I told him not to do that.
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No, I said it was your mother's
name, and you'd hate it.
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Heh! That's just like
giving him a gift, isn't it?
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How old do you think
she is actually?
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No one knows.
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But I've got a friend
who did a pilot
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with her and William Shatner
back in the '80s.
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Mmm, I know.
It's crazy, right?
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That girl...
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Somewhere she's got
a painting of herself,
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and it's looking like
all kinds of shit.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Everybody ready?
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Camera rolling.
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Pucks!
Pilot... 14 Delta, take two.
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And action!
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She's just not
interested in you.
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You don't know that.
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Everyone knows that.
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Tsk.
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Look at her.
She's so hot.
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Uh...I'm 12.
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Should we be having
this conversation?
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Shh! Coach Lyman, please.
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You see there?
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The way she was touching
her lips with her finger?
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And you're saying she's not
interested? Ho ho ho!
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She was shushing you.
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She's a librarian.
That's what they do.
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That's not all they do.
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Again...12.
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Besides...
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I think she might be gay.
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What? She's not...
Why would you...
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What do you even know
about gay?
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My dads are gay.
Jesus.
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Both of them?
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What are the odds of that?
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And cut!
That's great.
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Let's go again.
Morning, this time,
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can you make the shush
a little sexier?
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Oh, I think I can do that.
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Did I mention I hate this show?
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I believe it's come up.
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Here's that thing
you asked for.
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Mm.
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That's mysterious.
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What?
What?
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It's about morning.
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How old she actually is.
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Oh, dear God. Why are you
so obsessed with that?
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I'm not obsessed.
It's just mad.
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From everything we've heard,
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she was acting in that play
when Lincoln was shot.
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So? She looks great.
Who cares how old she is?
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Right. You're not
the least bit curious?
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No, I'm not.
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So?
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No. You're not curious.
Oh, come on.
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She's...old.
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How old?
Old.
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Ridiculously old.
She must've been made in a lab.
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Let me see.
No.
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Oh, my God.
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She's even older than you.
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You fucker.
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That's what you're
thinking, isn't it?
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Well...
Of course it is.
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Look at her.
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I could be her mother.
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Only if you had her very young.
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Don't agree with me.
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All right, fine. But you're much
more attractive than she is.
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You are.
She's all plastic.
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Those boobs.
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Yuck.
Mm-hm.
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I'm telling you...
I like the real thing.
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Give me a woman
who looks her age.
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Five years younger
than her age. Seven.
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Ten. Ten years younger.
You're a fetus.
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Walk away.
Just walk away.
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It's...
Bullshit!
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No, not bullshit.
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Hey, Seanie!
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Come here, you gotta
settle something for us.
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Hey, look at you, all spiffy.
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Yeah, I got that
custody hearing today.
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Oh, Jesus.
Good luck with that.
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I'll be fine.
I'll just give the judge
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a couple of "how you doin's".
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Hey, are we gonna
have catch phrases?
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Catch phrases.
Oh, no, they're...
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They're awfully cheesy.
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Yeah? Tell that to
my house in Malibu.
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Ha ha! So, what is it
you need settling?
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Ah. Ok, would you
please tell morning
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that she is not
a lesbian anymore.
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Right.
You're not.
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It doesn't really affect
the pilot, but we decided
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that if this thing goes,
Nicola should be straight.
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No way.
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It just kind of
gives us more room
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for stories with the two
of you down the road.
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All right! My girl
likes the dick!
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What was that?
He can't high-five. I've tried.
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I can high-five.
No.
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Well, what can I say?
We're more...
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Firm handshake kind of people.
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Don't even try to
get him to fist-bump.
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Oh, come on!
No.
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Come on, come on.
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No, I can't.
Seriously, I'll hurt you.
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- Seriously.
- Yes, yes.
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Your hand is
gonna meet my fist.
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When I do it,
I look like I need...
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No, you're cool.
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Ok, all right.
We'll do it. I'm ready, ok?
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And.
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Hey!
Yes!
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Aww.
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Whoo! Good job!
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Ohh!
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What?
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Nothing.
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You have that look.
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No look.
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All right.
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So...
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When Morning was
hugging you today...
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There we go.
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Did she feel 25,
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or could you sense the
withered crone beneath?
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Maybe you should
give her a hug.
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I'm sure she'd prefer that
over your evil glare.
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I don't have an evil glare.
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Oh, please.
You look at her
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the way Cruella de Vil
looked at those puppies.
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Not at all. Anyway,
I think it's nice
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you've made a new titsy friend.
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She's obviously
quite fond of you.
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She's an actress
who wants more lines.
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Maybe she can
hug them out of you.
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I'm not doing this.
I'm not blaming you.
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She's gorgeous, she's young.
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She's not that young.
She's older than you.
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That's why I didn't
want to do this!
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All right, one more question
about her, then I'll let it go.
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If I were dead...
I'm not playing this game.
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Please, one round.
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Oh, thank God.
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Hello?
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Hey, Betsy.
Is Seanie there?
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Hello?
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Hey, can you do me a big favor?
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Can you come and pick me up?
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What's going on?
Where are you?
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What's going on?
Where is he?
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Right. Oh, my God.
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What? Oh, my God what?
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I am so sorry.
What?
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And he's just sitting
out there waiting?
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Who?
Who's sitting where?
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Where's Santa Clarita?
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Why are you writing that down?
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You're not going
to Santa Clarita!
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I'm leaving now.
You're going to Santa Clarita.
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Matt lost his custody hearing.
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Ohh, my God.
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Oh, that was your "Oh, my God".
Right.
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Now he's at this bar
by the courthouse,
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and there's some
paparazzi guy outside,
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waiting for him
so he can take pictures
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of Matt driving home drunk.
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He wants me to pick him up.
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Oh, I'm sorry
he lost his children.
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But can't he take a cab?
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Darling.
I know.
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But it's 11 o'clock.
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Doesn't he have any friends
he can call to pick him up?
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I'm his friend.
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I am!
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You've known him five minutes.
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That doesn't matter.
There was bonding.
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We bonded.
You bonded?
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Excuse me. Of all
the people in the world,
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who did he call
to come pick him up?
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I know.
That makes me sad.
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You're just jealous because you
haven't made any friends out here.
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That's not true.
All right, who?
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Irene.
Who's Irene?
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The girl who takes
our script notes.
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Noreen.
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Oh, who cares?
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She can't spell,
and she nicks my mints.
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She thinks I don't
see her, but I do.
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Give her the evil glare.
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Not me. Her.
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Anyway, my actual friend Matt
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sounded really depressed, and
he wants my help, so I'm going.
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Fine, then I'm coming with you.
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Oh, no, you don't
have to do that.
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I don't want you to go alone.
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Besides, you'll never find this
Santa Clarita on your own.
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I've got the navigation thingy.
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Uh, last week,
it sent us to Pasadena.
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Yeah, we had fun.
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But we didn't want to go there.
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Your route
is being calculated.
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Turn right
at the next exit.
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We're still in the driveway,
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00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,548
you lying sack of shit!
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Are you sure this is the place?
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Looks like it.
220
00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,296
There's Matt's car.
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And there's, uh...
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Hello.
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Hey!
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Ohh! You brought her!
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And suddenly
the hour to get here
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seems totally worth it.
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Ah, well, you're here.
Pull up a chair.
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What are you guys having?
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Uh, well, no, we're not...
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I don't think we'll...
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No, no. Hey, don't look at her.
Look at me.
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Come on, one drink.
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00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,467
One drink!
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00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,335
This place is great.
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00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,104
There's this guy over
there with only one eye.
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00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,106
He was showing me. He can go like this...
237
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,108
...And make the fake one
shoot across the room.
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00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,843
It's insane.
You gotta see it.
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00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,378
I thought you said
he was depressed.
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00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,213
It would really help me
if he was depressed.
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Come on, one drink.
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00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,651
Betsy...
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00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:21,220
Be-e-etsy.
Beverly.
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00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,023
Look, we all have to be on set
by 7 o'clock tomorrow morning.
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00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,392
So, what do you say we take a
rain check on the drinks...
246
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,561
And the...
Shooting eyeball?
247
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:31,230
Awww! All right.
248
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,899
We just have to figure out
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00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,134
how to get past
that prick outside.
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00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,635
How did he even
know you were here?
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I don't know how he does it.
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00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,572
That guy is, like, my Nemesis.
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00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:40,873
Heh. You have
a Nemesis?
254
00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,675
Why can't I have a Nemesis?
255
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,443
I usually get along
good with those guys.
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00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,478
But that one... Whew!
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00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,414
About 10, 12 years ago,
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I was coming out of some club,
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I was totally hammered.
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00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,953
Really?
What must that be like?
261
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,222
Or you could wait in the car.
262
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,691
Anyway, he got all in my face
263
00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,359
and started saying stuff,
264
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,861
and I ended up
smashing his camera.
265
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,830
And, uh, his head
266
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:07,666
may have been involved
in the smashing.
267
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,034
Oh, my God.
268
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,469
Ever since then,
269
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,004
if any kind of shit
happens to me,
270
00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,405
that guy's there, just waiting.
271
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,673
I don't know how he does it.
272
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,408
It's like I'm captain Hook,
273
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,377
and he's the crocodile
274
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,212
following me with
the ticking clock.
275
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,881
What?
276
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,119
Nothing.
I just don't expect you
277
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,787
to come out with
the Peter Pan references.
278
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,624
Oh, yeah, I'm fuckin'
full of whimsy!
279
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:35,194
Also, as a kid, I did
three years on Broadway
280
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,696
as one of the lost boys
in Peter Pan, with...
281
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,398
Sandy Duncan.
282
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,633
You did not!
283
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,368
Did you get to fly?
I flew!
284
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,970
Oh! Ho ho! Why does that
make me so happy?
285
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,207
Hey! Sandy's only got
one eye, too!
286
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,042
It's crazy one-eye day!
287
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,978
If only Sammy Davis, Jr. were here!
288
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,514
How awesome would that be?
289
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,984
Right, so...
Us leaving.
290
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:02,054
Ok, how about Matt
slips out the back door
291
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,589
and gets into our car,
292
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,524
and we try and distract
the crocodile?
293
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,159
Distract him how?
I don't know.
294
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,761
We'll ask him
to take our picture.
295
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:09,895
Oh, no, no.
296
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,497
I look like shit.
What'd she say?
297
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,032
She said she looked like shit.
298
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,701
I'm sorry, I didn't...
What are you doing?
299
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,636
Are you wearing your pajamas?
300
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:20,239
I didn't realize we'd be
going somewhere this elegant.
301
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,573
Can we please...
302
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,776
Fine, all right,
let's do this thing.
303
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,987
Wow. Eurgh.
304
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,056
My liver hurts from that.
305
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,432
Excuse me. Hello.
Gentleman with the camera.
306
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,267
Would you mind very much
coming over here
307
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,369
and taking our picture?
What?
308
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,138
I just proposed to
my girlfriend here,
309
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,407
and it would mean
everything to us
310
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,110
to have a memento
of the occasion.
311
00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,578
You proposed just now?
312
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,246
I know.
Can you believe it?
313
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,116
In this horrible bar, in
this awful neighborhood.
314
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,352
I so didn't see it coming.
315
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,287
I wanted to throw her
off the scent.
316
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,722
Oh, was I thrown.
317
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,724
What do you say?
Just one picture?
318
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,726
Oh!
319
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,927
I don't...
320
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,695
Oh, please.
We'll pay anything. $100.
321
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,197
200. 300.
322
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,732
100?
Yeah, anything. 100.
323
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,467
I guess I could mail it to you.
324
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,135
Great!
That'd be brilliant.
325
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:26,071
Just so I'll never forget
this magical night.
326
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,974
Ok, stand right there.
327
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,747
Psst!
328
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,448
Which one's your car?
329
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,551
Ohh, fuck!
330
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,062
Well, at least he
didn't get any pictures
331
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,630
of you driving drunk.
332
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,900
Fucking paparazzi.
333
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,869
What kind of kid says,
334
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,504
"When I grow up,
335
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,406
"I want to be a scumbag asshole
336
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,841
"with a camera,
who just sits around,
337
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,511
"hoping to catch some celebrity
hitting their nanny,
338
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,947
"or getting a blowjob
from a tranny hooker"?
339
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,949
Maybe if the celebrities
didn't hit their nannies
340
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,651
or get tranny hooker blow jobs,
341
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,421
then the scumbag arseholes
would be out of a job.
342
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,423
Why is she here?
343
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,125
No.
344
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,127
It's a convertible.
No!
345
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,663
Turn right
at the next exit.
346
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:29,001
Route 134 east.
347
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,203
We're nowhere near the 134.
348
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,038
It's broken.
So, turn it off.
349
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,107
We don't know how.
350
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,943
So far, I'm not
having fun in this car.
351
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,847
Just stay on this
till we get to sunset
352
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,683
and, uh, I'll tell you
where to go from there.
353
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,988
I'm sorry about
the custody business.
354
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,790
Yeah.
355
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,459
Such bullshit.
356
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,827
What happened?
357
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,862
I got fucked, is what happened.
358
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,231
I see.
359
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,101
We had this rule
360
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,870
that I wouldn't have
girls over to the house
361
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,371
if the kids were there.
362
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,107
Also, the nanny had to be there
363
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,776
whenever they were,
blah, blah, blah.
364
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,144
Whatever.
365
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,547
Anyway, one night,
they were asleep...
366
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,083
They were asleep!
367
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,651
And...
368
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,887
I don't know.
369
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,555
You had a girl over?
370
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,991
No. I didn't
even do that.
371
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,798
The nanny?
372
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,166
She was already in the house!
373
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,201
That shouldn't count!
374
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,938
Turn next left
onto the bridge.
375
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,574
That thing's an idiot.
376
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,210
No!
Oh, shit. Right.
377
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,545
So, anyway...
378
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:49,081
One of the boys woke up
and walked in on us.
379
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,183
Oh, my God!
380
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,185
He didn't see anything...
381
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,254
Much.
382
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,222
But he told Diane.
383
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,391
And she went nuts.
384
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,360
It was a whole thing.
385
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,328
And Diane is your...
386
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,730
Ex-wife!
387
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,432
Sorry. I haven't seen
this show before.
388
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,102
So, then her
rat-faced lawyer
389
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,104
brings it up in court today.
390
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,873
Now I only get to see my kids
391
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:17,075
every other weekend.
392
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:20,312
Every other weekend, just
for screwing the nanny?
393
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,914
She's not even that hot!
394
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,181
Did you mention that in court?
395
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,584
'Cause it's a really
good argument.
396
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,659
You think they should've
taken my kids away?
397
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,594
No.
398
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,529
I just think you might've
contained your libido long enough
399
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,231
till your children
were out of the house.
400
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,734
At least I have a libido.
Ow. Ow.
401
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,969
All right, all right.
Ooh. Ow. Ow.
402
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,771
I only screwed her once.
403
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,306
You only got caught once.
404
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,907
Clearly you have
enough of a compulsion
405
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,776
that your wife had to
make rules about it.
406
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,177
I don't have a compulsion.
407
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,645
No, of course not.
408
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,647
It was an informed decision
to shag the nanny,
409
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,483
a brilliant plan that could
only end well, obviously.
410
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,918
Hey, you know what?
411
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:01,453
All right, all right,
that's enough!
412
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:02,888
One more word
out of either of you
413
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,057
and I'm gonna turn
this car around.
414
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,262
And go where? Back to the bar?
God help us.
415
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,164
I'd go back to the bar.
We're not going back to the bar.
416
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,999
Who made you the boss
of everything?
417
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,567
Oh, bloody hell.
418
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,641
Wait, slow down.
419
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,143
That's it there...
Right there.
420
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:28,981
Oh.
421
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:32,884
See you tomorrow.
422
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,319
You're welcome.
423
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,626
Well, at least he sobered up.
424
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,630
What's he doing?
425
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,433
Are you sure this is his house?
426
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,801
I don't know.
427
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,870
Doesn't he live in Malibu?
Yeah.
428
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,973
Well, I'm no shitty
navigation system,
429
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:56,341
but this isn't Malibu.
430
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,310
Maybe Malibu's
just for weekends,
431
00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,878
and he lives somewhere else.
432
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,713
Does he?
I don't know.
433
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,716
You really are good friends.
434
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,888
Er, Matt, did you
lose your key?
435
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,657
Is this even your house?
436
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,559
I paid for it.
437
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,495
Oh, Jesus.
438
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,796
I want to see the boys.
439
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,231
You know what time it is?
440
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,332
How drunk are you?
441
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:21,400
I'm fine.
442
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,802
Yeah, right.
I am!
443
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,971
Fine, like you were
at Donna's christening?
444
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,839
I was at Donna's christening?
445
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,641
You called her
a little fat fuck.
446
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,910
Well...
Have you seen her?
447
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,745
Ohh, God, you are so hammered.
448
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,547
Hope you didn't drive here.
449
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,149
Uh, no, that was us.
450
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,785
We're so sorry.
He told us this was his house.
451
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,653
Like fools, we believed him.
452
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,088
You're fancy.
453
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,856
Tell me about it.
454
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,858
This is Diane.
455
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,860
This is Sean and Betsy.
456
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,228
Beverly.
Betsy.
457
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,430
Beverly.
Betsy.
458
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,699
It's Beverly.
Who the fuck cares?
459
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,233
I'm going back to bed.
460
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,401
You, I'll see next weekend.
461
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,203
No, wait. I...
462
00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,438
I really want to see them now.
463
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,107
You heard what the judge said.
464
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,176
Yeah, I heard what he said.
465
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,078
But come on.
466
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,580
You won today.
467
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,049
Just give me this.
468
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,350
They're asleep.
469
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,885
I'm not gonna wake them.
470
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,122
I promise. I just
want to look at them.
471
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,759
I need that tonight.
472
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,228
Ok?
473
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,263
Come on.
474
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,668
Just once, don't be a cunt?
475
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,903
All right.
476
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,905
Just this once.
477
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,407
Thanks.
478
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,743
If you wake them, I'll
break your fuckin' arms.
479
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,579
Come see my boys.
480
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,817
If we're ever at
some sort of impasse,
481
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,419
and you want to win me over,
482
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:50,288
I would avoid using the phrase,
483
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:54,025
"just once,
don't be a cunt."
484
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,394
I think I knew that.
485
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:07,305
Aren't they gorgeous?
486
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:09,908
They really are.
487
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,077
I like the small one.
488
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,212
The big one...
Ehh.
489
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,883
I thought that
might be a moment
490
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,551
for a little humor.
491
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,520
Clearly not.
492
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,021
What are their names again?
493
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,322
The older one's Aiden.
494
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,024
The little monster is Michael.
495
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,993
You see that trophy?
496
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:31,096
Aiden just won his
school talent contest.
497
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,131
The whole school.
498
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,466
Wow.
499
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,401
Yeah.
500
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,036
He does this thing
501
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,838
where he stacks cups.
502
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,373
Cups?
503
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,942
I know, it sounds stupid.
But you should see him do it.
504
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,411
He's so fast, the cups
are like a fuckin' blur.
505
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,580
And he won over
everyone in the school?
506
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,282
Yeah.
507
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,751
Also, the other kids...
508
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,653
Not so talented.
509
00:20:58,624 --> 00:20:59,958
Jesus.
510
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,459
What?
511
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,564
Every other weekend?
512
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,337
I'm such an asshole.
513
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:13,939
Hmm.
514
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,521
Diane seems nice.
515
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,022
Hmm.
516
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,294
I can really see
you two as a couple.
517
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,964
You trying to make me
more depressed?
518
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,765
Sorry.
519
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,040
It was great to
finally see the boys.
520
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:52,244
Yeah, they're even more fun
521
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,246
when they're awake.
522
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,015
Well, they're
definitely cuties.
523
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,550
Sure.
524
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,891
Now I gotta go home and
look at their empty rooms.
525
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,529
Christ.
526
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:15,700
The house gets
so fuckin' quiet.
527
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,573
Why don't you stay
at our place tonight?
528
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,711
Seriously?
You mean that?
529
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,214
Apparently so.
530
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,350
Ok.
531
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,221
Well, who saw that coming?
532
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,493
Hey.
533
00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:46,431
I just want to say, you know...
534
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:48,833
Thanks.
535
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:52,904
Not... not just for
the room, but...
536
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:55,040
For coming out
to get me tonight.
537
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:58,677
Oh, well...
538
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,545
You're welcome.
539
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:02,547
Hello. Just her?
What about me?
540
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:04,316
Ahh. Heh.
541
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:07,419
I knew you'd come.
542
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,790
But I wasn't expecting...
543
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,491
Beverly.
544
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,030
Blurgh!
545
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,900
Uhh.
546
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:23,168
Ohh.
547
00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:25,236
Oh, sorry.
548
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:36,081
Oh, they grow up so fast.
549
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,817
That was a nice thing
you did there.
550
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,952
I know.
551
00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:43,054
I think he really
appreciated it.
552
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,023
He vomited on me.
553
00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:47,158
Just a little.
554
00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:51,463
Well, I'm just happy
555
00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:54,599
he got to see how generous...
556
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:57,635
And wonderful...
557
00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:00,538
And sexy...
558
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,307
I repeat...
559
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,809
Vomited on me.
560
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:07,312
Yeah, well, maybe not
the last part.
561
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,383
I think this will really
make the difference
562
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:12,684
between the two of you.
563
00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:15,086
That'd be nice.
564
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:22,527
I'm so tired.
Hmm.
565
00:24:22,561 --> 00:24:25,530
I could fall asleep right here.
566
00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:28,166
Maybe a quick shower first.
567
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,935
The vomit?
Mm-hm.
568
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,170
Mm.
569
00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:45,817
Morning.
570
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,018
Hey, Betsy.
571
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,188
Do you want some tea?
572
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:51,489
Ugh. No.
573
00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:52,824
Any coffee?
574
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:54,192
Sorry, no. Just tea.
575
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:57,162
Seriously? No coffee?
No.
576
00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:59,330
In the whole house? No coffee?
No.
577
00:24:59,365 --> 00:25:00,799
Wow.
578
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,535
It's not like Colombia
not having coffee.
579
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,306
Morning, Florinda.
Morning, miss.
580
00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:11,509
Joey!
581
00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:13,845
Uh, hey.
Hola.
582
00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:17,482
Dios mío.Eres tú.
Ohh!
583
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,084
How you doin', eh?
584
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,351
Heh. Good one,
good one.
585
00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:22,854
¿Esa es un dolor de cabeza?
586
00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:25,256
Ohh. Un gran
dolor de cabeza.
587
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,658
Es imposible.
588
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,359
Florinda has esto,
Florinda has lo otro.
589
00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:30,228
Ooh. ¿Recuerdo, eh?
590
00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:31,362
Sí, claro, claro.
591
00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,766
What? What did you just say?
592
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,101
Nothing.
593
00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:38,903
Just, uh...Good morning.
594
00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,208
Hello, all.
595
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,310
Hey.
596
00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:50,882
What, did something
happen already?
597
00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:53,084
And we're off.
598
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,854
Let the awkward silence begin.
599
00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:59,224
I thought that would
break the tension,
600
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,159
but clearly it just...
601
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,194
Shines a light on it.
602
00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:08,600
Hey.
Hey.
603
00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:09,968
Hmm.
604
00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:11,803
Oh.
605
00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:14,139
Heh. This is Kendra.
Hi.
606
00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:15,773
Hello.
Hello.
607
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:17,342
Heh.
608
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:18,943
I woke up in the
middle of the night,
609
00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,245
totally awake.
610
00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:21,746
You guys were out cold.
611
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:23,615
This one snores, by the way.
612
00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:26,184
You were in our room?
613
00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:28,686
I was really bored.
Anyways,
614
00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:30,121
I called Kendra.
615
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:31,523
That's not compulsive at all.
616
00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:33,258
Is there any coffee?
617
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,759
No. Just tea.
618
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:37,028
Eww.
619
00:26:37,062 --> 00:26:38,596
So, how do you guys know Matt?
620
00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:39,898
We're making
a TV pilot with him.
621
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,933
Cool.
And you?
622
00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,401
We met at Jamba Juice.
623
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,570
Jamba Juice?
624
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,272
Jamba Juice.
625
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:50,642
No? Jamba Juice?
626
00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:52,577
Jamba Juice.
627
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,445
Jamba Juice.
628
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,114
Please make them stop
saying "Jamba Juice".
629
00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:58,716
I assume it's some
sort of juice place.
630
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:01,319
Right. I can't believe you guys
have never heard of Jamba Juice.
631
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:02,854
Not until the last 15 times.
632
00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:05,290
Anyway... What was I
talking about?
633
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:06,624
Nothing.
634
00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:08,660
Oh. I know.
So, I was getting
635
00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:10,195
one of those
antioxidant smoothies
636
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:11,496
with a whey protein
super-boost,
637
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:14,432
and this guy walks in
and hears me ordering,
638
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:15,967
and he's, like,
"Uh, gross."
639
00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:17,835
And I'm, like,
"Uh, have you even tried it?"
640
00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:19,404
And he goes,
"I don't need to try it."
641
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:23,107
So I say, "Uh, hello?
I think you do."
642
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,344
Anyway, I made him taste it,
643
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,246
and, before you know it...
Blah, blah, blah,
644
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,681
thank you very much...
645
00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:32,317
Someone's got
a new favorite drink.
646
00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:40,925
We fuck once in a while.
647
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,963
Right. I think
we should be
648
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,098
getting to the studio.
649
00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:48,866
Darling, you should get ready.
Matt, pants.
650
00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,768
And, Kendra, it was
very nice meeting you.
651
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,670
Oh. You, too.
652
00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:55,006
Let's get on with the day.
653
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,944
Uh...Has anyone
seen my dog?
654
00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:04,015
Hmm.
655
00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:14,415
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