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And now,
it's time for a breakdown.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah...
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Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht
showers here during first period.
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Why doesn't he just shower at home
like a normal person?
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Look at him.
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Does anything about that
look normal to you?
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You know, he's actually
a pretty good dancer.
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I mean, fuck that guy is different!
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Let's wreck him.
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Hey, Weird Dick!
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Come on.
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Finally, young ladies and young gentlemen,
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it is my pleasure
to announce that the winner
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of the National High School
Student of the Year Award
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is none other than your very own
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two-time student body president,
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the captain of
Central High's All Valley track team,
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president of the drama club
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and the senior voted
"Most Likely to Succeed."
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I gotta tell you folks,
after 40 years as an educator,
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he is my favorite student.
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I wish he were my son
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if I were medically able to have children.
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He's everybody's
favorite all-around guy...
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Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner! Come on!
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Golden Jet!
Golden Jet! Golden Jet!
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Oh, my goodness.
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Wow! Wow, guys.
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Hey! How about a hand
for Principal Kent, huh?
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Huh?
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Honestly, if my mom
was into white guys, it would be you.
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I know it would, okay?
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Well, as we all know,
this is our last assembly,
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which means this is the last time
in front of you guys
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that I'll be able to tell
the most beautiful girl in the world...
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I'm talking about you, Maggie Johnson,
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that I love you. I love you, baby. I do.
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I'm gonna put it in my pocket.
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I'll save it.
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Okay.
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All right, guys. We're seniors now.
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And once we get those diplomas,
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the decisions that we make after that
are all up to us.
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I don't know what path
life is gonna take me on.
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But I can promise you all this...
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That I, for one, will push myself
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at every stage, at every step.
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So, I got one question to ask.
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I got one question for
the graduating class of 1996
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and that's "Will you..."
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Check out my Weird Dick!
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Hey. Here, here, man.
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Thank you.
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Well, there's no coming back from that.
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Calvin Joyner, everybody,
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voted "Most Likely to Succeed."
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Golden Jet!
Golden Jet! Golden Jet!
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Yo. Check it.
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Oh, come on, man.
I don't want to see that.
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Oh, no, no, it's my dick.
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I know what it is. I don't want to see it.
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Hilarious.
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No, I'm working on this new sexting app.
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It's kind of like Instagram, right?
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But, instead of filters,
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it just makes your junk look huge.
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Like, three to six inches bigger.
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It's called "Junk Mail." Clever, right?
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- No, and here's why...
- Sorry, hang on, one second.
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I'm just gonna...
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What are you doing?
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Okay, and send.
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Sorry, you were saying something boring.
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You just sent a dick pic.
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It's called dating, grandma. Look it up.
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Why are you all cranky-pants
this morning, huh?
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Oh. It's because Ethan got promoted
instead of you?
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Ethan got promoted?
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Youngest senior associate
in the history of the firm.
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Corner office, the whole deal.
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Didn't he used to be your assistant?
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Who cares? Hey, you should
come to lunch with us.
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We're gonna be celebrating his pro-mosh!
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It'll probably be good for you
to kiss the ring a bit.
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"Kiss the ring a bit"?
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Hey, you play your chessboard
however you like, okay?
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Me, lunch today?
I'm gonna French kiss that thing.
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Aah...
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I can't. I'm taking my wife
to lunch today, so...
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All right. Bummer for you.
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Right?
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Can you just get out of my face?
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# Blessed.
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To a guy I not only consider my coworker,
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but my personal friend.
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- To Ethan!
- Cheers!
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Do you wanna move tables?
I know this kind of sucks.
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No, no. It doesn't suck.
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Hey, if I wanted to get
one of those ice teas
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but I want most of it to be bourbon...
What is that called?
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Okay. How about we change the topic
to something a little more fun?
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Anything else, please.
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Oh, how about...
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This is the dress
that I'm thinking about wearing.
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Oh!
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Honey, I want every single girl
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to be jealous tomorrow night.
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Oh.
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What?
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I just... I just don't want to go.
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Calvin, it's our 20-year
high school reunion.
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I'm not gonna go without you.
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We agreed we were going. I RSVP'd for us.
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I just changed my mind. That's all.
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Okay. I see.
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You're disappointed
about the promotion. I get it.
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This is not about the promotion.
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Okay, this has to do with me
not wanting to spend my Friday night
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answering the
"What are you doing now?" question.
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That's what I'll get all night.
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"Hey, Calvin, what are you doing now?"
"I'm an accountant."
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"An accountant? Really?
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"I thought you would be the governor, man.
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"Wait a minute. Didn't you get voted
'Most Likely to Succeed'?
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"I guess we missed that one."
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Is this why you've been
so weird and moody lately?
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'Cause you're freaking out
about the reunion?
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- No.
- And what's the matter
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with being an accountant?
You love your job.
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No, you love your job.
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I'm good at my job.
It's not the same thing.
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Honey, that's not fair.
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You're a partner at your firm.
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Instead, I work
in a building with a giant,
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inflatable gorilla out in front of it.
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Look, I don't want to be
the guy that peaked in high school
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and, after he peaked,
his life went like this...
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I don't know the sound
that that thing makes,
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but you know what I'm trying to do.
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I'm the guy that went down, okay?
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- Yeah.
- Then my life
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down here became a disappointment.
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That's what I'll be.
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Wow.
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What?
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I had no idea that your life with me
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was such a soundless,
crashing disappointment!
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Don't do that.
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- That's not... Don't do that.
- That's the sound.
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You want to know the sound
I'm about to make right now?
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The sound of me not going.
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That's the sound I'm making.
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I'm not going.
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Yeah.
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Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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No.
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Not going to that.
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Bob Stone?
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Okay.
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Hello?
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- Hey.
- Girl, you scared me.
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- I did?
- Yes. I thought that you were...
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I just... On the...
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Never mind. Hey, I'm glad you called.
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I'm sorry about lunch today.
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I'm an idiot, babe.
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I don't even know
what's going on with me right now.
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- I really don't.
- Yeah?
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Actually, honey,
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that's what I was calling
to talk to you about.
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Look, honey, I think that
we should see someone.
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What do you mean, "Someone"?
What do you mean?
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See someone, like a therapist.
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Honey, black people don't go to therapy.
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We go to barbershops.
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That's where we talk out our problems.
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Or we watch the movie Barbershop.
One or the other.
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Look, my parents were really unhappy
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for a long time before they got divorced.
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And maybe if they saw someone sooner,
they would still be married.
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I just want to nip this thing in the bud,
whatever it is.
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I don't want to end up like my parents.
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Wassup?
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Please, just do it for me,
if not for you.
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All right. Uh...
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- When? When do you want to do it?
- Really?
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The doctor said
he could see us at 6:00 p.m.
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Um... 6:00 p.m., when? Tonight?
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Yeah. Yeah, is that a problem?
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Holy shit! Robbie Wheirdicht?
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Calvin, honey? Hello?
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Um, yeah.
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I can't. I already
made plans for tonight, baby.
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- Plans with who?
- With Bob Stone.
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Who's Bob Stone?
That sounds like a fake name.
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No, no. You remember
Robbie Wheirdicht, from high school?
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No.
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The guy who got beaten up
by Trisha Demarco at homecoming?
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No.
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The kid that tried to rap along to
Coolio's 1,2,3,4 at the talent show
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but then he kinda lost his way,
midway through
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so he just started bopping his head,
and he stood there?
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No. Nothing.
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The guy who got thrown out the gym,
butt-ass-naked, senior year?
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Oh, my God, yeah!
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Why wouldn't you start with that?
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Because I thought that was kind of mean.
I don't know.
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He never came back
to school after that, right?
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Like, not for finals
or graduation or anything.
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Didn't he join the military or something?
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I'm not sure.
I don't know if he did or not,
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but he changed his name to "Bob Stone"
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and apparently he's in town
for the high school reunion.
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He wants to go to dinner tonight,
and I kinda already said "yes."
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- Okay.
- If you want me to cancel,
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I will. You know?
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If that's what you want, I don't mind.
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Mmm-mmm. I mean,
it's a little weird, but whatever.
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I'll just see if the doctor
can fit us in tomorrow.
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- How about at lunch time?
- Okay. All right, fine.
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Okay, good. I love you.
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I love you, too, babe. I do.
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- Oh, my...
- What is that?
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- Okay.
- Calvin? Are you...
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Love you. Bye-bye.
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No!
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Stop, stop!
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Hey, man. I...
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Hey! What's up, guys?
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Congratulations on that promotion, man.
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It's quite the thing.
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Thank you.
Hey, that's not work appropriate.
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Yup.
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Not cool, man. Not cool.
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Hey, forward that to me.
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For real man,
seriously?
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Yeah. Watch it, punk.
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Excuse you, too.
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My man!
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Back the fuck up!
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- Whoa!
- Back up, man!
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Fine. I'll give you these fists.
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I'll fist your ass.
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Calvin. It's me, Bob.
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What? Sorry, do I know you?
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Do you know...
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Robbie Wheirdicht from high school!
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Are you kidding? What?
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- Wait, you're Robbie Wheirdicht?
- Yeah!
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God, man, look at you!
You've lost, like, 200 pounds!
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I see you gained it back in muscle.
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Oh, my God! You look great!
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- No, you look great!
- Stop it.
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No, you haven't changed
since high school, dude!
255
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,238
No, you're just sexy as dick right now.
256
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,437
You don't look somebody
in the eyes and say that.
257
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,636
Hey, let's get hammered.
258
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,037
I got an early day at work,
so I'll probably...
259
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,270
No, come on, I'm buying!
260
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,430
Oh, shit.
261
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,990
Mmm.
262
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,029
I'm sorry, man. I am blown away right now.
263
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,392
Dude, you used to be Fat Robbie.
264
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,871
Look at you!
This is like a total transformation.
265
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,679
You look like Hercules or somebody.
266
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,194
What did you do? Come on, give it to me.
267
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,317
- I didn't do much, really.
- Stop it.
268
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,832
All right. I just did one thing.
269
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,196
Come on, I need to know.
270
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,836
I worked out six hours a day, every day,
271
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,480
for the last 20 years straight.
272
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,635
- I mean, anybody can do it, right?
- Yeah.
273
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,555
Yeah. You know, I've gotten into hot yoga.
274
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,640
I started doing some sessions.
275
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,790
Uh-huh.
276
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,469
Nice unicorn, man.
277
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,836
Oh, yeah,
I'm big-time into 'corns.
278
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,156
So magical, right?
279
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,516
You know, they're the most
lethal animal on the planet.
280
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:45,910
Here you go.
281
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,072
Guys, my name's Lexi.
282
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,435
Just let me know if you need anything.
283
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,830
Okay.
284
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,358
I mean, like, anything at all.
285
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,200
Okie-dokie.
286
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,560
You're funny. Do you ever, like, Snapchat?
287
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,360
- Oh, no. You know...
- I wasn't talking to you.
288
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,030
No, no, no. I don't do that.
289
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,715
I'm just catching up
with an old friend from high school.
290
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,557
Aw. You're so sweet.
291
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,400
I think unicorns are sexy, too.
292
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,599
That must happen to you
all the time, right?
293
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,070
Ah, nah.
294
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,398
I mean, all that meaningless sex is just...
295
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,199
It's not my bag anymore, CJ.
296
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,711
No, now, I'm looking for
more of an emotional connection.
297
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,990
The next woman I lay with,
298
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,913
she's gonna be beautiful on the inside,
299
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,753
just as much as she is on the outside.
300
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,710
Hey, wait. Whatever happened
301
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,075
to that girl that you liked
in high school?
302
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,920
Oh, God, man. The "Doogie Howser" girl.
303
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,912
She was 14, but somehow she was a senior.
304
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,196
She wore a cape.
305
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,151
- Darla McGuckian.
- Darla McGuckian.
306
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,073
"Yucky Gucky."
307
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,750
- Didn't she have a lazy eye or something?
- Two of 'em.
308
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,117
Right.
309
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,310
Hey, but listen,
I don't wanna talk about me.
310
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,470
I wanna talk about you.
311
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,915
I heard that
you and Maggie Johnson got hitched.
312
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,594
Oh, yeah.
313
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,559
Yeah, man, right after college.
314
00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:00,111
Wow! The prettiest girl in school,
and the coolest guy in school!
315
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,270
Oh, man, I got lucky.
316
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,760
I mean, you guys are like
a power couple, dude!
317
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,434
- No, no.
- Yes!
318
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,434
You're like Taylor Swift
and whoever she's dating right now.
319
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,069
- Power.
- Uh, thanks!
320
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,714
Yeah. You guys got kids?
321
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,274
No. No kids yet.
322
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,352
We planned on it after college,
323
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,558
but Maggie went to law school,
I kept changing jobs.
324
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,117
You know, having kids just
isn't in our cards right now.
325
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,270
Not at this point, that's all.
326
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,476
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
327
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:28,117
I don't wanna talk about
me and Maggie and myself.
328
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,680
What about you? What are you doing?
329
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,433
I didn't even ask you, man.
What do you do for work?
330
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,474
I'm a government contractor.
331
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,320
Okay, that's cool.
Like, what, buildings and stuff?
332
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,230
Yeah, sort of.
333
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,315
But I kinda just got fired.
334
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,597
- Oh, shit! I'm sorry, man.
- Oh, it's okay.
335
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,434
Screw those guys, anyway.
They're way too corporate.
336
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,479
'Cause dudes like me and you,
I mean, we're alpha dogs, right?
337
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,512
I mean, we're pathfinders
and trailblazers.
338
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,354
And we don't listen
to what anyone tells us, right?
339
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,240
- Yeah, right.
- Yeah.
340
00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,838
I mean, come on, man,
I sorta path-find a little bit
341
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,119
along certain preapproved parameters
that are given to me.
342
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,671
I'm willing to path-find
but it's all about how it's set up.
343
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:13,232
But within the box that I have, I go nuts.
You'll be surprised.
344
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,635
I had a guy tell me the other day,
345
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,634
"Hey, Calvin, you know,
I need those accounting numbers back
346
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,200
"from, you know, the file."
347
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,199
- I said, "Go fuck yourself, Jim."
- Yeah.
348
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,592
I didn't say it
because I wasn't in my box,
349
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,592
- but I thought about it.
- Exactly! Yeah! Yeah!
350
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,640
I got an idea. Let's do shots!
351
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,870
No!
352
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,793
I'm sorry for saying it like that, but no.
353
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,633
I haven't had shots
in almost 10 years, man.
354
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,036
What? Come on, we have to!
We're celebrating!
355
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,030
Celebrating what?
356
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,351
Celebrating that I'm hanging
with the coolest kid in high school.
357
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,352
- Stop it.
- Calvin Joyner!
358
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,718
The Golden Jet.
359
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,680
You got to be shitting me. Wow!
360
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,119
I haven't... God!
361
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,712
It's been forever since I heard that, man!
362
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,870
- I'll do one.
- All right!
363
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,030
- One shot.
- Shots!
364
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,310
No. One shot.
365
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,551
Just one, okay? Bob, it's been a while.
366
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:04,996
Oh, shit! You remember this?
367
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,714
This was the jammy-jam!
368
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,872
What's that? Is that a fanny pack, Bob?
369
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,560
Hell, yeah! Dude, you want one?
370
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,074
No, it's okay.
371
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,674
I got two at home. I'll hook you up.
372
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,031
Leather pack for The Jet.
373
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,236
Fanny!
374
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,675
Shit.
375
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,198
What the hell did I get myself into?
376
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,359
Mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm.
377
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,400
Hey, sir, somebody's
actually sitting there.
378
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,751
- Yeah, someone was.
- No! Hey, man!
379
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,400
Hey, you don't see
the sweatshirt right here?
380
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,637
- Man, somebody's sitting here.
- Move your meat, lose your seat.
381
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,350
Dude, you don't
have to be a dick about it.
382
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,590
Somebody's sitting in the chair.
383
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,760
Bro, are you seriously
gonna go there, bro?
384
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,557
'Cause there's only one way back, bro.
385
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,837
Through intensive care, bro.
386
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,750
Was that the last "bro"?
'Cause if it was, then I'll talk.
387
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,195
That supposed to be funny?
388
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,760
- Dude...
- You a comedian now?
389
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,077
'Cause you don't look like
Dane Cook to me, bro.
390
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,720
Hey, now!
391
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,590
What's the rumpus?
392
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,830
You know...
There's no problem, man.
393
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,071
Let's just go to another table.
Get your jacket. Let's go.
394
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,512
- No, we're not gonna go anywhere.
- Listen to your pussy friend.
395
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,230
Those gym muscles
aren't scaring anybody, pal.
396
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,437
- Oh, these?
- Let's just go. It's okay.
397
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,109
No, we're not gonna go.
This man insulted you.
398
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,078
And we're not gonna leave
until he apologizes.
399
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,277
- It's okay.
- Hey, we got a problem here?
400
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,472
- No, no.
- Yeah, we got a big problem.
401
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,314
Your friend, here,
really insulted my friend
402
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,470
and he needs to apologize.
403
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,630
I don't think he does.
404
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,790
He doesn't.
405
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,838
Oh, you know what, man?
406
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,276
I think this whole situation's
getting a little out of control.
407
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,590
I can fix this whole thing.
408
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,116
I'll order some nachos. The "Explosions."
409
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,636
It's got four cheeses!
Let's eat 'em together.
410
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,836
You know what? You take them.
411
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,030
Let's go.
412
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,316
Nah. We're not going anywhere, Jet.
413
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,960
This whole thing will be over in a jiff.
414
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,634
Hey, how about this?
415
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,309
Why don't you and your boyfriend
apologize to Big Rick here
416
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,676
and then go jerk each other
in the parking lot?
417
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,116
That's a lot...
418
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,316
Yeah. You're right, CJ.
419
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,120
That's a lot of homophobia
coming out of a very angry man.
420
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,796
You need to go get that looked at
by a trained professional.
421
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,156
But, since you have
escalated this whole scenario
422
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,800
by bringing what I can only assume
423
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,350
is an unlicensed firearm
into this public place,
424
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,671
endangering the lives
of all these innocent people,
425
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,639
I can no longer,
in good conscience, walk away
426
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,519
and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.
427
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,797
I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere.
428
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,155
It's time for you to get out of here, pal.
429
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,794
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
430
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,432
There's four of us, tough guy.
431
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,600
Yeah. I got that.
432
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,680
All right. Before
this whole thing goes down,
433
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:20,950
you should know one thing about me.
434
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,110
What's that?
435
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,520
I don't like bullies.
436
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,030
Let's go, Jet.
437
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,349
Yes.
438
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,355
Oh, my God! I hope he's Catholic.
439
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,874
Oh, my God!
440
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,514
What the hell was that?
441
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,558
Bob, that was amazing!
I've never seen anything like that!
442
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,393
You took the one guy,
you hit him like this.
443
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,710
He couldn't breathe.
444
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,320
I sat there, I'm looking at him...
445
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,709
You talkin' to him like,
"I don't like bullies."
446
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,479
I was like, "That's not a good line."
But it was!
447
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,630
I didn't even know you could fight!
448
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,560
You had a unicorn shirt, a fanny pack,
and it totally worked!
449
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,911
You were like Jason Bourne,
man, but with jorts!
450
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,390
How did you do that?
Where'd you learn that stuff?
451
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,398
I took a couple classes at work.
452
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,920
I hope I didn't go too far.
453
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,196
I'm sorry about ruining the night, Jet.
454
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,239
Ruin my night?
No! It was the coolest thing ever, man!
455
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,840
- Really?
- Yes!
456
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,310
To see my boy go in and whoop ass
on those idiots back there.
457
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,630
Dude, that was amazing!
458
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,712
Wait, we're boys?
459
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,430
Yeah, we boys.
460
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,116
Wow. I...
461
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:33,990
Never had a boy.
462
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,836
- That's awesome! Come here!
- Oh, wait.
463
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,513
Stop. What's going on, man?
464
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,273
- I'm a hugger!
- What're you doing?
465
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,718
Hey! I got an idea.
Let's roll. Here's my bike.
466
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,030
Wait. That's your bike?
467
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,919
Yeah. Kawasaki 800!
468
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,514
I know what the bike is.
469
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,393
I had the same bike in high school, man.
470
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,193
- You still ride?
- No, man.
471
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,350
I haven't ridden a bike in years!
472
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,789
Come on, let's roll.
473
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,474
Where? Where you trying to go?
474
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,440
I know the perfect spot. Come on, Jet.
475
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,960
You know, why not? Why not?
476
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,316
After this... Yeah, okay!
477
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,790
Let's roll.
478
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,992
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, Bob! Slow, slow, slow!
479
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,630
Bob, hey, hey!
480
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,838
God, this is so crazy, man.
481
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,719
This brings back so many memories.
482
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,110
I don't know, CJ.
483
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,839
I mean, high school
wasn't easy for me, man.
484
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,990
I don't know if you know this,
485
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,674
but I didn't have many friends back then.
486
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,470
What?
487
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,679
- Really?
- No.
488
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:43,876
I don't know why I thought...
489
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,360
True story.
490
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,354
Man, I thought high school
was gonna be like Sixteen Candles
491
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,318
and I was gonna be like Molly Ringwald.
492
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,470
Sure, things were difficult
in the beginning,
493
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,960
but then, by the end,
494
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,355
everything worked out.
495
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,591
And Jake Ryan picked her up
in that red Porsche.
496
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,830
What-what?
497
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,030
You ever see that movie?
498
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,357
I'm black, so I don't know the...
499
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,193
You gotta see it, dude.
500
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,353
Total classic.
It's my favorite all-time movie.
501
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,638
Then I realized high school
was nothing like Sixteen Candles.
502
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,712
And I'll never be like Molly Ringwald.
503
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,473
Yeah, well, depends on who you ask.
504
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,194
That's the thing. For me, I...
505
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,870
What's going on?
506
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,309
Oh, wow.
507
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,793
Hey, man, I just wanna say that
I'm really sorry
508
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,395
about what Trevor and those guys
did to you back then.
509
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,039
No biggie. I don't even
think about it anymore. No.
510
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,830
Okay, good.
511
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,719
Yeah. Here's the secret.
You know what I did, Jet?
512
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,315
I took all that stuff
and I balled it up real tight
513
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,995
and then I shoved it way down deep.
514
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,512
And I just pretty much ignore it.
515
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,714
You know, that sounds
really unhealthy, Bob.
516
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,229
Hey, I gotta tell you.
517
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,039
You were the only one
who helped me out that day.
518
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,879
In the gym? Remember that?
519
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,396
And you gave me your letterman's jacket!
520
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,638
Hey, not for nothing,
but I never got that jacket back, man.
521
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,070
Huh!
522
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,039
Really? Strange.
523
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,309
Hey, but listen, I just wanna thank you
524
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,550
for what you did for me that day.
525
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:13,995
That was really cool of you, Jet.
526
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,072
Stop, man.
It was the right thing to do, you know?
527
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,156
- You wanna hear something weird?
- What?
528
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,039
I have not been naked since that day.
529
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,520
I mean, not in front of anyone.
530
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,990
Never.
531
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,719
So, you're telling me
that for the last 20 years,
532
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,752
you've never been seen
in your birthday suit?
533
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,679
- No.
- So, what about when you have sex?
534
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,231
I keep it pitch-black,
just like Vin Diesel.
535
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,790
What?
536
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,800
You know I've been wondering,
whatever happened to Trevor anyway?
537
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,680
Did he get hit by a bus
or ripped apart by dogs
538
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,877
or die slowly of anything?
539
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,869
No. No, no.
He's a bigtime investment banker downtown.
540
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,676
- Oh, hey, cool.
- Yeah.
541
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,160
Good for him, man.
542
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,075
Hey, Bob, look,
if you ever wanna talk, I'm here.
543
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,199
So I don't mind, you know?
544
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,756
I don't mind at all, if you wanna...
545
00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,910
What?
546
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,073
Whoa.
547
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,156
This is all our stuff from our year!
548
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,154
Yeah. Must be getting ready
for the reunion tomorrow night.
549
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,356
Come on, man. Let's get out of here.
550
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,716
What? No! "Get out..."
Look, you're all over this!
551
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,231
Look at this.
Basketball, baseball, cross country.
552
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,629
Hamlet.
553
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,830
Prom King.
554
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,559
There's Darla McGuckian.
555
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,638
Synchronized swimming, that's so sexy.
556
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,355
This is like the Guinness Book
of Golden Jet Records right there.
557
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,949
I see that.
558
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,596
To be honest with you,
I don't even recognize this guy anymore.
559
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,839
This guy, here, he was gonna...
560
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,878
He was gonna conquer the world.
561
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,033
If 18-year-old me could see me now,
562
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,913
he'd probably think I was a total loser.
563
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,112
What? That's crazy talk!
564
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,794
- You're The Golden Jet, dude!
- Stop.
565
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,794
Stop, Bob. Spare me
with The Golden Jet shit.
566
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,671
I'm not The Golden Jet, man.
I'm an accountant.
567
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,234
That's my reality.
568
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,193
I just thought
I was meant for more, you know?
569
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,872
My life would be something special.
570
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,440
You know how they say every man
is the hero of his own story?
571
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,710
Was that in Twilight?
572
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,034
No, I don't think that's where it's from.
573
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,237
But those books are cool, right? Vampires!
574
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,432
And there's a wolf-boy.
575
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:21,391
I'm not... I'm not talking
about Twilight, Bob, okay?
576
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,710
I'm talking about the fact that
I don't feel like
577
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,633
I'm the hero of my own story. That's...
578
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,439
How are you not the hero
of your own story?
579
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,034
No one else can be!
580
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,953
Yo, CJ, I gotta be honest with you, man.
581
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,634
I mean, all this talk about Calvin Joyner
582
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,029
not feeling like he's a hero...
583
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,714
That's crazy talk, man.
584
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,833
No. No, it's not.
585
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,559
You were the best thing about high school.
586
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,400
I'll always believe in you.
587
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,870
Yo, do you remember
those backflips you used to do?
588
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,273
The crowd would go crazy!
I was there, too.
589
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,432
I was, like, "What? How's he do that?"
590
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,676
How did you do that?
591
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,233
I don't know. I just did it, man.
592
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,910
Exactly.
593
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,070
So, do it now.
594
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,873
No, no. You're crazy! No.
595
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,270
What's that?
596
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,476
What're you talking about? What's what?
597
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,233
- Golden Jet!
- No, stop it.
598
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,153
- Golden Jet!
- Okay, stop it!
599
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,834
- Golden Jet!
- All right.
600
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,320
Golden Jet!
601
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,359
I'm not gonna stop until
you do The Golden Jet flip!
602
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,510
Golden Jet!
603
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,911
All right, everybody, settle down.
Settle down!
604
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,595
If the crowd wants a Golden Jet flip,
605
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,479
then they gonna get a Golden Jet flip.
606
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,756
You go, girl!
607
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,678
Oh, God!
608
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,194
That was so close, Jet.
609
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,790
Here, buddy. Come on.
610
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,559
They must have just waxed these floors.
611
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,593
That was definitely a first, man.
612
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,474
Oh, man, I am beat.
613
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,030
Oh.
614
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,076
Hey, Jet!
615
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,671
Man, I had a great time tonight.
616
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,830
Whoa!
617
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,472
You know what?
I had a good time, too, man.
618
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,074
I feel like I needed this, you know?
619
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,436
Yeah. Yeah. Me, too!
620
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:57,950
Thank you.
621
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,550
My pleasure, amigo. Any time.
622
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,111
Hey, if there's ever anything
I can do for you, just say the word.
623
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,795
Wow. You really mean that?
624
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,356
Yeah.
625
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,319
I wasn't gonna bring it up,
but I might as well.
626
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,638
Lately, I've been having this problem
with my payroll account. And...
627
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,510
It's all screwed up, somehow.
628
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,072
You know, I was overseas
working for a while before I got fired.
629
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,153
So, it's kinda like
a forensic international account thingy
630
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,558
which, I think,
is kind of your specialty, right?
631
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,590
Um...
632
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,789
Yeah, no, it is.
I'll take a look at that for you.
633
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,150
You would? You would do that for me?
634
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,835
I've got the login info,
if you wanna crack open your computer,
635
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,269
we can do this!
636
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,279
Oh, you mean now?
637
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,557
- That's awesome! Yeah!
- Okay.
638
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,393
- Look at this!
- Hey, Bob...
639
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,596
Whoa!
640
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,995
Bob, you gotta keep your voice down!
641
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,276
Maggie's sleeping.
642
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,430
Wow.
643
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,312
This is a pretty serious international
account dossier you've got here.
644
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,638
Right? I just want to make sure
everything was hunky-dory.
645
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,798
Going to your router.
646
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,395
Now you're talking to me.
647
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,951
Bingo. I'm in.
648
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,756
Oh. That's great, Jet.
Thank you, man!
649
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,472
I mean, just looking at it first-hand,
650
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,951
it kinda looks like it's a bunch of
off-shore escrow accounts.
651
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,634
These have been backwashed into
652
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,878
a series of domestic dummy accounts
for some reason.
653
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,600
I mean, the logs are all crazy, too.
You have China,
654
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,834
Syria, Iran.
655
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,674
This is an auction site, Bob!
656
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,593
These are bids. All of these.
657
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,320
This is hundreds of millions
of dollars in bids, right here.
658
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,920
And judging by this clock, here,
659
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,400
it says it's all gonna end tomorrow.
660
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,756
Whoa!
661
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,958
- What the hell? Why?
- What did...
662
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,554
- Oh! I'm sorry, Jet!
- Bob!
663
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,394
Jet, I'm so sorry! Oh, man.
664
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,836
- I'm all thumbs.
- It's my computer!
665
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,554
- I'm sorry.
- No! Please, Bob.
666
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,915
- I'm sorry, Jet.
- Leave it. I got it.
667
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,476
It's fine, Bob. It's fine. Just leave it.
668
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,790
The worst!
669
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,230
God!
670
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,030
Hey! What the hell was that on that site?
671
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,759
That didn't have
anything to do with payroll.
672
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,272
I don't know. I've never seen that before.
673
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,430
That was crazy.
674
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,871
Let's figure it out tomorrow
when we're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
675
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,350
What do you say, CJ? I am beat.
676
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,514
Hey, do you mind if I crash here?
677
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,635
Um...
678
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,710
No.
679
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,118
Let me go grab some blankets.
680
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,230
Hey, thanks for the jammies, Jet.
681
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,160
Okay, well, you can keep those.
682
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,118
Those are... Those are officially yours.
683
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:41,960
Yeah.
684
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,598
- All right.
- Oh.
685
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,920
You gonna sleep with your fanny pack.
686
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,993
Golden Jet! Yeah, it's my baby.
687
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,798
You need anything else? You're okay?
688
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,151
I can't believe I'm having a sleepover
at Calvin Joyner's house right now.
689
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,829
This is blowing my mind!
690
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,310
Okay.
691
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,870
Uh, good night, Bob.
692
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,030
Good night, Jet.
693
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,790
Me?
694
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,715
Yeah, you.
695
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,880
What the fuck?
696
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,989
One second.
697
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,915
Hold on.
698
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,436
Uh, may I help you?
699
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,114
Mr. Joyner, my name is Pamela Harris,
700
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,556
I'm with the Central Intelligence Agency.
701
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,076
Have you had any contact with this man?
702
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,320
Uh, yeah, he's on my...
He's on my couch, sleeping.
703
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,470
Target's in the house.
704
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,876
What's going on? Hey!
705
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,475
Excuse me. Excuse me!
706
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,236
Target's fled.
707
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:26,990
Shit.
708
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,356
Target's on the move.
709
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,590
Excuse me! What...
710
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,598
Hello, hey! Excuse me!
711
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,837
- ...and voice chatter in the vicinity.
- Hello! Excuse me!
712
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,231
If he's in the wind again,
it's gonna be your ass. Go now.
713
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,551
- Hello!
- Alert Langley, asset uncontained.
714
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,915
Excuse me!
715
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:45,871
- Can I help you?
- Hello!
716
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,309
It's my house. Is something going on?
717
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,915
Well, Mr. Joyner,
your sleepover buddy, Robert Wheirdicht,
718
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,551
AKA Bob Stone, AKA Bob Golden,
AKA Bob Jet,
719
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,718
is wanted for murder and treason
720
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,520
and is presently in possession
of highly classified state secrets
721
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,393
which he intends to sell to our enemies.
722
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,636
What?
723
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,589
And if he succeeds, it's gonna spark
a chain reaction of geopolitical events
724
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:06,910
that most of our predictive models
725
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,834
place somewhere between
World War III and outright Armageddon.
726
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,310
So, yeah, I guess you could say
something is going on.
727
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,710
Oh, you mind?
728
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,000
Creamer's in the fridge. What?
729
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,680
I don't need it.
730
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,718
What I do need is information.
731
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,714
I need you to tell me
everything and anything
732
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,633
about your contact with Agent Stone.
733
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,115
- Agent Stone?
- Bob, your friend Bob.
734
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,078
Come on. Stay with me, please.
735
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,311
Okay, I think there's a misunderstanding.
736
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,631
No. No, he is not my friend.
737
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,433
Then why did he list you
as his emergency contact
738
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,750
in all his personnel forms?
739
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,110
I'm sorry... He what?
740
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,795
Bob Stone has no siblings, or parents,
or family of any kind.
741
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,236
You are the only person
742
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,596
he listed in his personal references.
743
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,029
Oh...
744
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,635
That's crazy, all right?
I barely even know the guy.
745
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,075
Then why was he sleeping on your couch?
746
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,435
Because we went out
and had drinks last night.
747
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,239
Oh, so you went out drinking
with your non-friend?
748
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,430
Okay.
749
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,440
All right, let's... You're not...
750
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:02,956
Time out.
751
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,560
I'm pressing the time out button.
752
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,157
Okay? You guys barged in my house.
I pay my taxes.
753
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,592
So you're not gonna come here
and treat me like I'm the enemy, okay?
754
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,877
That's the first thing.
Now, if you want to get into facts...
755
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,640
You wanna talk about facts?
756
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:16,830
This is Facebook's fault.
757
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:17,990
Are you familiar with Facebook?
758
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,196
We surveil it.
759
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,919
He sent me a friend request.
760
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,514
That's how this whole thing started.
761
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:23,790
And you accepted?
762
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,239
Don't do that. Don't do that to me.
763
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,757
You give me a second. Okay?
Don't fire back like that.
764
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,037
First of all,
fuck Mark Zuckerberg, all right?
765
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,556
Now, I accepted because it was Facebook.
766
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:35,915
And it's rude when you don't accept it
767
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,196
and I don't know
if the person on the other end
768
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,710
can see me not accept it.
That's why I accepted.
769
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,360
Are you nervous, Mr. Joyner?
770
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,716
Is it hot?
771
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,758
Are you getting hot?
Because I'm getting hot.
772
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,240
I'm not gonna take off my jacket
773
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,039
because that makes me look guilty.
774
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,590
And that's what you guys look for. Hmm?
775
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,356
Is this what a guilty man would do?
776
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,910
Look how comfortable I am.
777
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,075
I'm gonna lean up against this counter,
and I'm not gonna sweat.
778
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,555
I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna look flustered at all.
779
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,592
I'm... Bring it.
780
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,235
What you want to know?
781
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:08,596
Hmm?
782
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,910
- Mr. Joyner.
- Yeah.
783
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,912
Bob Stone is a dangerous psychotic.
784
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,232
- You're lucky to be alive.
- Okay, listen to me.
785
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,239
Agent Harris, I don't know this man.
786
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,079
He's just a little weird kid
that I knew in high school.
787
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,794
He used to put Rice Krispies Treats
in my locker.
788
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,280
Sometimes I ate 'em, sometimes I didn't.
789
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,840
I wasn't in carbs back then
790
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,998
'cause I didn't want that weight
going to my hips.
791
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,431
As a man, you don't want big hips,
especially in high school.
792
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,070
Bottom line,
I have no allegiance to this man.
793
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,799
Zero ties, okay?
794
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,150
All ties are cut.
795
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,277
I cut them, so this is me and you.
796
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,433
So don't put me and him...
797
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,991
I ain't in this shit, okay?
798
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,076
All right, Mr. Joyner. Prove it.
799
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,553
Yeah, well, I need a second.
800
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,229
You gotta step outside.
I gotta take a shit.
801
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,595
This is a lot.
802
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,070
I got to go. Just give me a second, man!
803
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,837
- I'll be waiting.
- Jesus Christ!
804
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,954
All teams be advised,
we're Oscar Mike with the bait.
805
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,594
I'm sorry, did you just
call me "the bait"?
806
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:11,796
No.
807
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,036
Yeah, you did.
She just called me the bait.
808
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,190
Why am I the bait?
809
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,840
No, that doesn't sound like
something I'd ever say.
810
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,191
- You just said it.
- What's going on here?
811
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,999
Sir, I'm gonna need you to step aside.
812
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,311
This is a matter of national security.
813
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,829
Yeah, right! I love it.
814
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,356
What is this? Like a strippergram thing
to suck up to Ethan?
815
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,000
Gotta love strippers. So dirty.
816
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,117
Show us your tits! Show us your tits!
817
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,000
Hey, let's see some titty!
818
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,157
- This you?
- Yeah, right here.
819
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,834
You did this to yourself.
820
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,510
- Small.
- Yeah.
821
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:55,670
It's my wife.
822
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,200
Mr. Joyner, it is my legal obligation
to inform you
823
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,080
that you are now a part of
a highly classified covert action.
824
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,471
So, say hello to your wife
and then get off the phone.
825
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,835
Am I clear?
826
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,514
Don't tell my wife shit. Got it.
827
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,476
Don't tell your wife shit.
828
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,473
- What line?
- Line one.
829
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,677
Hey, Mags.
Hey, I can't really talk right now, babe.
830
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,674
- I got a lot going on.
- Okay, okay. I get it. You're hungover.
831
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,752
Listen, Dr. Dan can see us today at lunch.
832
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,515
- Wait a minute, Dr. Dan?
- The therapist, remember?
833
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,957
So, I'm thinking we should just
meet at home and go together. Thank you.
834
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,318
Go. Go on,
and I'll just see you there, okay?
835
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,596
But I got to really go, babe.
836
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,353
I'm slammed in here.
So, I gotta get off the phone.
837
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,080
- All right. Jeez! Is everything okay?
- Everything is fine, babe.
838
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,630
I gotta keep the line clear.
I love you. Bye, I gotta go.
839
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,150
Love you. Bye.
840
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,710
Hmm.
841
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,476
"Hmm." What?
842
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,439
I'm an expert in speech pathology
and psycho-lingual subtext.
843
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,751
Your wife is not fulfilled
in your relationship.
844
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:51,990
Wait, what?
845
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,760
Also, she wants to have a baby.
846
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,515
Where are you getting...
847
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,714
Calvin Joyner, Accounting.
848
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,551
Hello? Calvin Joyner, Accounting.
849
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,310
Calvin?
850
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,751
It's Bob! It's Bob!
851
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,149
Act natural.
852
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,437
Calvin. Is that you?
853
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,750
Are you there?
854
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,676
Well, hey. Well, yeah.
855
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,432
Yeah, wassup?
856
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,840
What up, Bobby-o?
857
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,196
Are you quite well?
858
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,430
I'm in big trouble.
859
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,876
Oh, God! I screwed up.
I screwed up big time.
860
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,157
We gotta talk. Can you meet me?
861
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,516
Sure. Yeah. Where?
Where do you want me to meet you?
862
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,239
I'm in the stairwell of your building,
two flights down.
863
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,275
- Stairwell?
- Hurry!
864
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,757
- He's in the stairwell, two flights down!
- Move, move!
865
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:45,990
Alert Charlie team.
866
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,152
Hold on. What's going on? Am I safe here?
867
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,079
As long as Bob Stone
is in the building, no one's safe.
868
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,158
Get back in your office now!
869
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,955
Okay!
870
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,197
Good news is we heard her, guys.
871
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,359
So, everybody, let's all just stay calm.
872
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,955
As long as... As long... Shit!
873
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,957
What the hell is going on?
874
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,270
- Relax.
- Hey.
875
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,113
Great job at
getting them out of here, Jet.
876
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,430
- Oh, Bob!
- That's teamwork!
877
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,359
Wait! How did you... What did you just do?
878
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,755
It's a tradecraft, buddy.
879
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,275
Spoiler alert...
880
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,596
I'm in the CIA.
881
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,830
Oh, no shit!
882
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,229
Hey, hey! What're you doing with my phone?
883
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,159
You about to turn my phone
into a bomb, aren't you?
884
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,517
I've seen Homeland.
So I know what they do.
885
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,315
Homeland?
No, I'm ordering us an Uber.
886
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,312
Six minutes. That's kinda tight.
887
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,793
I'm gonna need your tie.
888
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,516
You're gonna... No!
889
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,875
- Your necktie, take it off.
- No,
890
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,594
- I'm not taking my tie off!
- Come on, Jet!
891
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,274
Don't do that. Don't do that.
892
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,556
That's good. Save it, save it, save it.
893
00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,074
Save it, Jet.
894
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,072
- There we go, just right over here.
- Fine, take it, take it.
895
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,994
You can have it. Okay, that...
Listen to me. Listen.
896
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,196
Stop. Stop!
897
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,352
I need to know
what is happening, right now.
898
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,512
Okay, okay. You know what?
Moving too fast.
899
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,872
Bottom line, are you in or you out?
900
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,875
What are you... In or out of what?
901
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,509
Mmm-mmm. No time
for questions, just action.
902
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,751
- In or out?
- Okay, then I'm out.
903
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,392
I'm sorry, Jet.
Actually, you're already in.
904
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:09,994
Then why would you ask me?
905
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,958
Because I thought
you would go, "I'm in, Bob!"
906
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,395
And we would've had a really cool moment,
907
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,960
but you kinda ruined the whole thing.
908
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,156
I ruined...
909
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,390
Okay, okay, okay.
910
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,960
Listen to me right now.
911
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,719
Bob, I don't know what it is
that you're into
912
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,314
but what I do know is that
913
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,360
I am really, really 100% out!
914
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,510
Do you understand that?
915
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,956
- God, you are good!
- What?
916
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,919
Calvin Joyner, president of the Drama Club
for a reason, folks!
917
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,800
- You're like a snack-size Denzel.
- Okay. Stop it, stop it, stop it.
918
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,200
This is not a game.
919
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,874
I'm being serious right now.
920
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,550
I'm out!
921
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,315
Okay. Okay.
922
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,591
I can't say I'm not disappointed, Jet,
923
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,715
but if you're out, you're out.
924
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,758
Thank you! I'm out!
925
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,877
I'm just happy that we can communicate
926
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,679
openly and honestly.
927
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,799
I think it says a lot
about our relationship.
928
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,316
Wait, hold up, wait.
What're you doing? Oh, my God!
929
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,516
Here's the thing, though.
930
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,194
There's only one way for you to get out.
931
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,476
What's that?
932
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:06,835
You gotta get in first.
933
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,360
What is it that...
934
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:09,795
What-what! Take my gun, Jet,
935
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,514
we may have to kill some people.
936
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,831
- Come on, it's not gonna bite you.
- I will do no such thing.
937
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:14,990
I think you'll like it.
938
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,480
- I will not!
- You're gonna need it.
939
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,909
You're gonna need it! He's in here!
940
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,110
Jet.
941
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,840
He's in there! Bob's in there!
942
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,276
He's got a gun! He's got a gun!
943
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,153
- Down, down, get down!
- Move, move, move!
944
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:31,990
All right. I'm gonna need
your improv skills.
945
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,150
What?
946
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,795
- Hostage role-play, you ready?
- No!
947
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,599
- Sweet, let's go.
- No, I said no!
948
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,910
I said no!
949
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,514
He's got a hostage!
950
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,550
No!
951
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,552
No! Stop it, you gonna get me killed!
952
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,310
Don't shoot!
953
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:00,950
There we go, Jet!
954
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,750
What are you doing?
955
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:03,990
Oh! Shoot!
956
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,830
Don't shoot!
957
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,991
- Hang tight, Jet!
- No, I'm not doing anything!
958
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,680
Stop including me in your stuff!
959
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,239
Get him, Agent! Hit him with the stick!
960
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,276
Oh!
961
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,592
You're doing a great job, Jet.
Just give me a second, okay?
962
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,796
What the fuck?
963
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,830
He got a coffee pot!
964
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,550
He got a banana!
965
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,034
Oh! Oh!
966
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,235
Freeze!
967
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,279
Jet, help!
968
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,470
What?
969
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,676
Golden Jet, help.
970
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:23,956
No, man, I'm not helping you!
971
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:27,990
Oh, shit.
972
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,835
- Give me the gun!
- Stop it!
973
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,320
- Stop resisting!
- No, let me go!
974
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,072
Let me go! I'm trying to give it to you!
975
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,395
Oh, shit!
976
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,755
- That was an accident!
- Don't move!
977
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,195
No, stop! Listen to me!
978
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,910
Let's go.
979
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,080
Wait, wait! Come on! What are you... Ah!
980
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,029
Come on, man!
981
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,157
This has gotta stop! Okay?
982
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,116
Shit!
983
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:02,875
Don't shoot!
984
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,792
- Oh, God!
- Show us your hands!
985
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,394
- Drop your weapon!
- Do it now!
986
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,070
Ow.
987
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,870
Sorry, Jet.
988
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,111
It's over, Bob. Give up.
989
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,879
You know I can't do that, Pam.
990
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,872
There's nowhere to run, Agent Stone.
991
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,715
Just like Caracas.
992
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,240
Uh, Caracas would've worked
if you trusted me like Calvin trusts me.
993
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,550
No. No.
994
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,473
That is not true. I do not trust him!
995
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,711
I do not trust him at all.
As a matter of fact,
996
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,274
this is a perfect time
for us to clear this up
997
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,432
especially in the middle of this standoff.
I shouldn't be here!
998
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,160
So I feel like me being
in the middle of this throws me in it.
999
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,640
So let me exclude myself.
1000
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,513
- Hey, stay down!
- Don't move!
1001
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:49,360
Okay, all right.
I'll stay in. I'll stay in.
1002
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,596
I got a plan.
1003
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,555
Might get us both killed
1004
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,359
but if it works,
it'll be a totally boss story.
1005
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,550
Cool?
1006
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,677
- No! No, it's not cool!
- Cool.
1007
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,990
No, I said it's not cool.
1008
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,674
I said it's not cool!
1009
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:02,990
Time's up.
1010
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,830
You're right, Pam.
1011
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,630
My time is up.
1012
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,837
In three, two,
1013
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:10,670
one.
1014
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,397
Bob, Bob, Bob!
1015
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,395
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1016
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,235
Oh, shit!
1017
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:26,990
Whoo-hoo!
1018
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,718
Wow! Did you feel that, Jet?
1019
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,111
That was the balls right there!
1020
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,435
Hey, did you shit yourself a little bit?
1021
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,716
It's all right if you did. Totally cool.
I don't judge.
1022
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,190
Get it off!
1023
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,670
You guys order an Uber?
1024
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,550
What are you doing?
1025
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,674
You better get your tuches in the car.
1026
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:10,830
You're gonna get shot!
1027
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,150
Don't shoot me! Shoot him!
1028
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,835
Shoot him! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out!
1029
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,231
Let me in! Let me in! Let me in! Go, Bob!
1030
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:23,074
Hey, that's my car!
1031
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,750
Fuck you!
1032
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,959
You get zero stars!
1033
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,196
Put the word out to all assets.
1034
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,919
I'm doubling the price on Bob's head.
1035
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,919
Hey, what the shit,
honey...
1036
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,874
Get Larry on it.
1037
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,236
Car, car, car!
1038
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,599
All right, here's the dilly-o, Jet.
1039
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,399
About three weeks ago,
an enemy of the state
1040
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,789
codenamed "The Black Badger"
1041
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,919
stole the encryption keys
to the entire US spy satellite program
1042
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,196
which he's gonna sell to a buyer
1043
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,113
from that auction site
on your computer last night.
1044
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,316
Bob...
1045
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,550
If we lose control of our satellites,
1046
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,519
we're completely vulnerable
to any terrorist attacks.
1047
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,592
That's why I had to go back
to your office and get you, Jet.
1048
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,513
I need your super sweet accounting skills
1049
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,592
to help me figure out
the last piece of this puzzle
1050
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,991
which is the transaction number
from the winning bid.
1051
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,038
That'll tell us
where the deal is going down.
1052
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,037
That way, we can get The Black Badger.
1053
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,390
I can't do it without you, Jet.
1054
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,116
Are you kidding me? I'm not helping you.
1055
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,033
You attacked somebody with a banana.
1056
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,920
- A banana, force multiplier.
- What?
1057
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,151
Well, basically what that means
is anything in your hand
1058
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,994
is far more dangerous
than just your bare hands alone,
1059
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,150
including a banana.
1060
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,790
Oh!
1061
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,997
Oh! Ah!
1062
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,839
- A force multiplier!
- Yeah.
1063
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,480
Yeah, that's what it is.
1064
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,672
It makes so much more sense to me now.
1065
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,036
That's page-one CIA stuff.
1066
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,591
I almost forgot
that I wasn't in the fucking CIA!
1067
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,676
Stop the car.
1068
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,718
You stop the car right now! Stop the car!
1069
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,758
Okay, okay. That's a great idea, Jet.
1070
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,559
We should get off the grid right now.
1071
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,678
Whoa!
1072
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,671
All right. We're clear.
1073
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,670
Okay.
1074
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,351
Okay. Let's just take some deep breaths.
1075
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,034
Okay? Deep breaths.
1076
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,555
All you gotta do is get out of this car
1077
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,712
and have a rational conversation with Bob
1078
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,280
and he'll understand.
1079
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,874
Robert, I would like to
go home now, please.
1080
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,713
Buddy, you and me both.
1081
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,111
But until we clear our names,
there's no going home.
1082
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,476
I'm sorry, can you clarify
that last sentence for me?
1083
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,915
Yeah, well, now that you're in...
1084
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,237
Let me stop you right there. I'm not in.
1085
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,073
I never said that I was in.
1086
00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:49,994
In fact, I expressly remember
saying that I was out!
1087
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,230
I know, but they think you're in.
1088
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:52,790
I am...
1089
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,232
I'm fucking out! I'm out!
1090
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,390
- What's left to tell?
- Hey, no, I get it.
1091
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,233
- I'm not in!
- I'm just saying they think you're in.
1092
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,359
- I'm not in! I am not in!
- I get it.
1093
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,592
I'm not in! I'm out!
1094
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,229
One sec, Jet, just gotta disable the GPS.
1095
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:07,670
Where did you...
1096
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,440
You wanna go under... That's fine!
1097
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:10,797
Wait a minute.
1098
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,950
You did this on purpose, didn't you?
1099
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,636
This whole thing was done on purpose.
1100
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,359
This is your plan!
1101
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,239
You tricked me!
1102
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,676
It's fine, but I know you tricked me.
1103
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,274
- Trick you?
- You tricked... Hey, boy!
1104
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,557
What? What'd you just...
1105
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:26,790
I didn't trick you,
you offered to help me.
1106
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,834
You know what's funny? Harris told me.
1107
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,440
She told me everything, man.
1108
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,159
She told me that you stole the codes.
1109
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,118
Let me tell you something about Harris.
You can't trust her.
1110
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,476
She's already trying to frame me
for my partner's murder!
1111
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,593
- You killed your partner?
- No.
1112
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,790
I would never do that.
1113
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,474
The Black Badger killed my partner.
1114
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,558
Let me explain to you something, dude.
This is what happened.
1115
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,111
After The Black Badger
stole the satellite encryption codes,
1116
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,876
my partner Phil and I
tracked him to a penthouse in Kiev.
1117
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,156
- Hey, Phil.
- Yeah.
1118
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,995
I'll see you on the other side.
1119
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,800
See you on the other side.
1120
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,634
All right.
1121
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,314
God, I love that guy.
1122
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,834
He knew we were coming,
so he set a trap.
1123
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,037
Hey, Bob! Bob!
1124
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,270
No!
1125
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,955
Phil was my partner,
my teammate
1126
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:11,473
- and I couldn't save him.
- No!
1127
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,879
It was awful, Cal.
1128
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,474
It was a setup, right from the get-go.
1129
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,116
Damn, man.
1130
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,830
The Black Badger was never there.
1131
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,276
I should've been the one
on that elevator, not Phil.
1132
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:25,796
God.
1133
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,356
Okay. Bob, please...
1134
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,791
I'm begging you, man.
Can you just let me go home?
1135
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,474
CJ, I totally understand.
1136
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,438
But right now,
Agent Harris and her taskforce
1137
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,319
has that place surveilled up the yin-yang.
1138
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,039
She's got contract killers looking for us.
1139
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:39,469
Your place isn't safe.
1140
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,313
Oh, my God. Maggie.
1141
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,676
Maggie! What the hell
am I supposed to do about Maggie?
1142
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,355
Get down, Jet!
1143
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,034
Shit! Oh!
1144
00:51:59,000 --> 00:51:59,990
Look out, Bob!
1145
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,560
Who the hell is that? Who is that? Bob?
1146
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:15,949
Oh, shit.
1147
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,230
Larry.
1148
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,595
Thought you retired.
1149
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:27,750
I did.
1150
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,437
But you're worth a lot of money,
Bob, dead or alive.
1151
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,149
Well, tough luck,
because I've got back up.
1152
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,390
Ain't that right, Jet?
1153
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,270
Jet!
1154
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,990
Hey, baby. I know. I'm sorry I'm late.
1155
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,271
The stupid Koplin deposition ran long.
1156
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,432
I'm leaving right now.
I'll meet you at the house.
1157
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:08,795
No, no, no! Don't go home!
1158
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,599
- Don't go home!
- Why? What's going on?
1159
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,514
Nothing! Nothing.
I'm just running late, too.
1160
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,115
So I was gonna say
let's just meet at Dr. Dan's office.
1161
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,317
Yeah. Okay. Is everything all right?
1162
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,790
Yeah! Yeah. Why?
1163
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,189
Everything's fine.
1164
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,511
Because you kind of sound
like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas.
1165
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,075
What?
1166
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,357
That's so funny, babe.
That's such a good reference.
1167
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,313
That's classic Mags right there.
1168
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,274
So, okay. So you're not
gonna go home, right?
1169
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,709
Okay, fine. I won't go home.
1170
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,234
I'll meet you at Dr. Dan's. See you soon.
1171
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:39,556
Okay. All right, bye.
1172
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:40,756
All right, bye.
1173
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:04,870
Get in.
1174
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:25,950
I'm gonna
address the elephant in the room.
1175
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:29,431
Okay, first of all, you...
1176
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,434
You guys, I want to say sorry to.
1177
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,150
Because what you're probably thinking
is not what happened.
1178
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,356
Accidents!
1179
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:38,756
I know you're like,
1180
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:40,280
"How can you accidentally
pistol-whip somebody
1181
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,430
"and shoot somebody?"
1182
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:42,590
It can happen.
1183
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:46,436
Okay? Today is proof
that it can happen. So...
1184
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,432
I'm glad I got to get that off my chest.
1185
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,679
Relax, Mr. Joyner. I believe you.
1186
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,718
Okay, thank you.
1187
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,440
Trust me, I know a
scared-shitless civilian when I see one.
1188
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:56,869
You don't have to convince me.
1189
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,794
You got him over here. That is me.
1190
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,792
Right now, I'm not comfortable.
1191
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,679
Okay, I am scared, okay?
1192
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,196
I don't have no shit in my system.
1193
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,357
If I sat down on a toilet,
nothing's coming out.
1194
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,670
Farts or just air.
1195
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,549
It'd sound like lasers.
1196
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,154
Thank you for that description.
1197
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,473
Mr. Joyner, let me explain something.
1198
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,915
Bob's last forced psych eval
1199
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,993
show a person rapidly losing
his grip on reality.
1200
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,674
Bob became obsessed with a ghost,
1201
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,355
a figment of his imagination,
1202
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,159
he started calling "The Black Badger."
1203
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,312
This obsession led to an instability,
1204
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,154
first reported by his partner, Phil,
three weeks ago.
1205
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,835
Just before Phil was killed in the field.
1206
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,195
Do you know how Phil died?
1207
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:43,159
Yeah, Bob told me that
The Black Badger killed him.
1208
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:48,436
What?
1209
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:50,350
What?
1210
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:54,275
Mr. Joyner, Bob Stone is The Black Badger.
1211
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,395
Phil was Bob's partner of six years.
1212
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,550
His best friend.
1213
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,036
- See you on the other side.
- See you on the other side.
1214
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,520
Hey, Bob!
1215
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,956
After he stole
the satellite encryption codes
1216
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,270
Bob betrayed Phil.
1217
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,430
No!
1218
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,874
He killed him to cover his tracks.
1219
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,952
And, after that, Bob went rogue.
1220
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,919
This is all that's left of Phil.
1221
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,194
Um, this is PornHub.
1222
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,873
Oh, shit, shit, shit. Sorry.
1223
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:32,710
There you go.
1224
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,637
Oh! Oh, God! Oh, I didn't see that coming.
1225
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,516
Oh, man!
1226
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,151
- It's a hell of a way to go.
- Okay, wait a minute.
1227
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,630
Why wouldn't Bob just go sell
the satellite encryption codes himself?
1228
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,598
Because in a black market
blind-bidding situation,
1229
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,399
the buyer and the seller,
they don't know each other.
1230
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,950
They need the auction site
to tell them exactly where to meet up
1231
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,236
and when to make the exchange.
1232
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,912
The transaction number
from the auction site gives them that,
1233
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,072
which means Bob still needs you.
1234
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,070
Which is why we find ourselves
1235
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:02,550
in a little catch-and-release scenario.
1236
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,797
You are the only one Bob trusts.
1237
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,000
That's why we're putting you in the field.
1238
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,038
The next time you're with Bob,
1239
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,753
press this button.
1240
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,274
We're going to have him cold.
1241
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,358
Now, go take care of your marriage.
1242
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,433
One more thing. Don't tell your wife shit.
1243
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,920
All right.
1244
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:29,990
I just don't know
what's wrong.
1245
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,674
I mean, the man that I married,
1246
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,917
the person I knew in high school,
1247
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:38,199
he was filled
with drive and desire. I mean...
1248
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:39,680
We used to sneak off every lunch hour
1249
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:41,274
and make out under the gym bleachers.
1250
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,397
Like, that guy, back then,
1251
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,751
- he wanted things, you know?
- Hmm.
1252
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,196
Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.
I couldn't find parking.
1253
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,153
Hi, no, no, it's okay.
We got started without you.
1254
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:52,192
Babe, Calvin, this is Dr. Dan.
1255
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:53,710
Hello, Calvin.
1256
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,997
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, jeez. What's the matter?
1257
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,431
- Holy shit! Get behind me!
- Honey... Calvin, what?
1258
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,876
It's okay, Maggie. It's okay. Just relax.
1259
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,356
This is a very common reaction
in the therapeutic process.
1260
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,510
- It is?
- What?
1261
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:05,670
It is. It absolutely is.
1262
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,958
Calvin, this is a very safe place.
Please, sit down.
1263
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:10,918
- This is not a safe place!
- No, no, no. Honey, it's a...
1264
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,560
No, this is most definitely
not a safe place!
1265
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,518
Me and my wife are leaving. Let's go.
1266
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,672
No, no, no! You are going to sit down,
1267
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,799
and we are going to go through
this therapeutic process...
1268
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:21,838
- Yes.
- ...together, as a couple.
1269
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,232
Um... Fine, fine, fine.
1270
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,880
Sit down. Thank you.
1271
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,076
Fine.
1272
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,995
Okay, guys. Why don't we start off
with a little bit of word association?
1273
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,196
Okay.
1274
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,390
This is exciting.
1275
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,517
I've heard this can
really open a couple up.
1276
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,637
Uh, Maggie, I'm going
to offer you a word,
1277
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:43,680
and you respond
however you're moved to from here.
1278
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,876
Okay.
1279
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,309
- Black.
- White.
1280
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,960
- Water.
- Ocean.
1281
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,351
- Sunshine.
- Happy.
1282
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,469
- I'm very impressed, Maggie.
- Really?
1283
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,915
You're very in tune.
1284
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,880
I'm very in tune.
1285
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,111
Calvin, you're next.
1286
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:00,953
I do not want to do this.
1287
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,795
Relax, Calvin. There are no wrong answers.
1288
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:04,950
Up.
1289
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,676
Down.
1290
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:09,270
Mmm.
1291
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,395
"Mmm." What is that?
1292
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:12,637
What're you writing in your book?
1293
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,120
- It's fine. Don't freak out.
- Nobody's freaking out.
1294
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:15,959
I just don't understand
the rules to the game.
1295
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,315
Freaking out.
1296
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,192
Let's switch gears for a second, okay?
1297
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,313
Maggie, during lovemaking,
1298
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,992
have you ever placed anything
inside of Calvin's anus?
1299
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,480
What the hell did you just say?
1300
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,518
Well, yeah, there was this one time.
1301
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,876
- You remember? Game of Thrones finale.
- What are you talking about?
1302
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:36,077
I was Khaleesi, you were Littlefinger...
1303
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,880
- Okay, all right, stop. That's enough.
- Please, please, please.
1304
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,517
Why don't we try a simple
role-playing exercise?
1305
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,518
Calvin, you be Calvin
1306
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,110
and I will become Maggie.
1307
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,794
Mmm.
1308
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:50,840
I'm confused.
1309
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,193
It's called "soul gazing."
1310
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,996
Stare into my soul
and I'll stare into yours.
1311
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,598
- Maggie, this...
- Hey. Shh.
1312
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,831
There's no talking, and don't look away.
1313
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,354
Stare into my soul.
1314
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:08,996
You are not my...
1315
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,196
Shh. There's no talking.
1316
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,239
Babe, I'm not staring...
1317
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,673
Me and you.
Stay with me. I'm your wife.
1318
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,519
You are not my wife.
1319
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,394
How could you hit your wife?
1320
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,229
How can I... How can I what?
1321
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,993
- You hit your wife!
- No...
1322
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:26,150
- He hit me!
- Okay.
1323
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,310
- He hit you!
- Okay.
1324
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,755
You hit us!
1325
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,073
- I'm swaddling you.
- I know what you're doing.
1326
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:36,640
- I'm swaddling you.
- I know what you're...
1327
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:37,790
Come here.
1328
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,510
Oh, my God!
1329
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:40,950
You...
1330
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,515
You know what? We're leaving! Let's go!
1331
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,639
This is not real.
1332
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,359
It's real to me.
1333
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,715
You know what, Calvin?
1334
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,031
If you can't commit
to working on our marriage,
1335
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,793
then you need to let me know.
1336
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,320
Maggie, you...
1337
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,239
- What!
- Oh, my God!
1338
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,516
You're... Something's not right.
1339
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,719
Come on, Jet, listen.
Come on, come on, Jet!
1340
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,837
Now, I know things got
a little rough there at the end.
1341
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,231
But the truth is, with all the heat
that you have coming down on you,
1342
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,312
Maggie is definitely safer without you.
1343
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,676
And, trust me,
when this whole thing is said and done
1344
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,399
and you basically
save the entire free world,
1345
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,950
she's going to forgive you.
It'll all work itself out.
1346
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,554
It'll all work itself out?
1347
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,272
Okay, Bob, you know,
I'm sick of playing games with you.
1348
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,840
Where's the real Dr. Dan?
1349
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:25,670
What-what?
1350
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,753
Oh, my... Dr. Dan,
I had nothing to do with this.
1351
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,240
He's fine. I'll get you some water
in a little bit.
1352
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,631
- Thanks, doc.
- You know...
1353
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,792
That's it. That is it.
1354
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,639
That is it.
1355
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,076
All right, Jet.
1356
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,232
I see that Harris has given you
a button to push.
1357
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,795
Relax, I would've taken the same deal,
too, if I was in your shoes.
1358
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,270
Otherwise, she wouldn't
let you out of her sight, right?
1359
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:48,874
It makes perfect sense.
1360
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,753
But you're not going to
press the button, right?
1361
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,157
You got the top-secret satellite codes?
1362
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,949
Yes or no?
1363
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:58,918
This ain't the time to bullshit me.
1364
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,799
Okay, my ass is sweating.
1365
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,189
I'm nervous. Don't bullshit me!
1366
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,471
Of course not, dude. Hey, hey, come on!
1367
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:05,960
Of course I don't have the codes.
1368
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,600
Why would I go through
all this trouble, then?
1369
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,991
I need your skill set, Jet, to help me get
1370
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,271
the bank transaction numbers
to the winning bid.
1371
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,113
We already know it's going down tonight
1372
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:15,634
from the countdown on your computer.
1373
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,280
Now, all we need is the "where."
1374
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,916
And the bank transaction numbers
will give us the "where."
1375
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:21,275
That's why I need you.
1376
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,794
Your job gives you access to
1377
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,679
exactly that kind of information.
1378
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,951
Then we can get The Badger,
we can get the buyer
1379
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,190
in one fell swoop.
1380
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,079
And it'll all be over tonight.
1381
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,475
Please, I swear.
1382
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,114
You gotta believe me.
1383
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,071
Can't you just get us
the transaction number?
1384
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,756
Not when the money
originates from an offshore account.
1385
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:48,910
When that happens,
1386
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,276
then only a certified international
banking official can access it.
1387
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,511
But, it shouldn't be a problem.
We just give this guy
1388
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,433
the offshore account numbers
that you gave me,
1389
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,080
then he can give us the transaction number
1390
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,391
without knowing that
he's committing treason when he does it.
1391
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:00,755
Sound familiar?
1392
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:02,997
Ouch! Low blow, CJ.
1393
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,072
Hey, besides,
it's only treason if we're wrong.
1394
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,560
Who's this mystery man?
1395
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:08,950
It's Trevor.
1396
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,796
Trevor.
1397
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,159
This week
just keeps getting better.
1398
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:20,635
You know, I mean,
1399
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:24,317
Robbie Wheirdicht and Calvin
"The Golden Jet" Joyner in my office.
1400
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,437
Who would've thunk it? Not me.
1401
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,432
This is great, huh?
1402
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,592
Talk about caterpillar to the butterfly...
1403
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,672
What is this? P90X?
1404
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:35,719
More like "P1,000,000X," huh?
1405
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,439
Congratulations.
1406
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:39,360
Hey, I, um...
1407
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:40,954
I really appreciate the help, Trevor.
1408
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,351
My client's all on me
to get this stuff handled right away.
1409
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:44,670
So, you know, if we could...
1410
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,792
Say no more.
It's my pleasure. I've been there.
1411
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,440
These international accounts
can be very, very tricky
1412
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,636
if you don't have the right clearances.
1413
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:51,593
You can get a bunch of digital red tape.
1414
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,957
I'm happy to help, you know?
1415
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,156
Robbie.
1416
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,118
You're such a blast from the past, buddy.
1417
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:58,270
How long has it been since I saw you?
1418
01:03:58,440 --> 01:03:59,476
Was it high school?
1419
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:03,470
What's that?
1420
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,075
Um... How we doing
with those account access codes?
1421
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,276
- Are they coming?
- It's coming.
1422
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,669
- Everything's good?
- It's coming.
1423
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,275
I'm going as fast as I can. I know
you guys are in a rush. I'm so sorry.
1424
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,477
Anything for a couple of fellow Centaurs.
1425
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,394
Speaking of which, you guys are going
to the reunion tonight, right?
1426
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,159
No, I don't think so.
1427
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:21,470
You're both going.
1428
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,359
Here it is.
Here's your transaction number.
1429
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,113
You're both going
because you want to know what?
1430
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,509
Stinky Pete's going to be there.
1431
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:29,593
And Jimmy Longballs called me.
He's going to be hanging.
1432
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,273
Carlos Nagasaki, the Mexican eggroll.
He's going to be there.
1433
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,792
You guys will be missing out on a big one.
1434
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,110
Plus you know what they're going to do?
1435
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,272
They're going to vote on
homecoming king and queen again.
1436
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,033
Maybe you and Maggie
can make it two for two.
1437
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,511
Now, before you go,
stay seated one second.
1438
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,353
Give me two minutes, sit down.
1439
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:47,633
Men,
1440
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,480
a few years ago...
1441
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:52,637
I found the Lord Almighty.
1442
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:53,790
And, ever since then,
1443
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,794
my life has been
completely different. Okay?
1444
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,316
He's got a plan for
each and every one of us
1445
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,358
and, in his infinite wisdom,
1446
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:03,751
he makes no mistakes. Hmm?
1447
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:05,640
You're right about that.
1448
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:06,995
I think the Lord put you here because
1449
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,514
he wants me to get something off my chest.
1450
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,000
He wants me to clear my conscience
1451
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,674
and he wants me to ask for forgiveness.
1452
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:12,870
Robert.
1453
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:15,515
What I did to you
at that rally in senior year
1454
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:17,154
was a cowardly act.
1455
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,676
It's something that
I've regretted every single day.
1456
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:22,833
Yeah. I mean,
bullying is a national crisis.
1457
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:27,358
It can leave people
with a lifetime of pain.
1458
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,957
And I just have no excuse
for what I did to you.
1459
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,396
I mean, I did grow up in a house
with a father who was physical,
1460
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:35,870
but that doesn't give me
the right to take it out on somebody
1461
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,509
who at the time
was weaker, you know? So...
1462
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,998
Calvin, with this particular
transgression,
1463
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,676
I not only embarrassed him
but I also ruined your final speech.
1464
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,479
- No, no.
- Yes, I did.
1465
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,950
- It's okay. No, it's okay.
- No, really, I stole your thunder.
1466
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,510
And it's another thing that
I've had to live with every single day.
1467
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,514
And I work through it
in individual therapy as well as group,
1468
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,393
and I pray about it.
1469
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,316
So...
1470
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:07,919
I just want to say how truly sorry I am
1471
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,595
for what happened, you know.
1472
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,194
Or for what I did.
1473
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:13,675
It didn't just happen. I did it.
1474
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,560
I did it, and I wish to God
that I had not done it.
1475
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:20,198
So, I'm hoping that
you can find it in your heart
1476
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,278
to forgive me.
1477
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,197
I wasn't expecting this at all.
1478
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:29,033
Don't I know it. I know it.
1479
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:31,720
I'm just so happy.
1480
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,399
I don't know what to say.
1481
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,753
How about you say...
1482
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:42,200
"The Oscar goes to Trevor Olson."
1483
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:47,233
What do you mean?
1484
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:56,675
Weird Dick!
1485
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:58,433
You stupid ass!
1486
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:00,273
Good God, you're dumb!
1487
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,352
Dumber than ever, I guess!
1488
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,273
And you, too, Calvin!
1489
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,080
Look at that stupid look
on those two faces.
1490
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:10,074
"The Lord taught me to care."
Unbelievable.
1491
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,517
I'm a Scientologist. Okay, that's "A."
1492
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,956
And thetan-free since 2003.
1493
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,110
Clear as shit.
1494
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:18,509
And "I'm sorry for what I did"?
1495
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:19,915
Let me tell you what I'm sorry about.
1496
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,436
I'm sorry I didn't toss your naked ass
out there three more times.
1497
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:23,960
It was the best senior prank ever.
1498
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:25,600
I still get emails about it.
1499
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,672
And if I'd had
one of these bad boys back then,
1500
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:29,160
I would have shot it, uploaded it,
1501
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,755
and it would have gone crazy viral,
a zillion hits.
1502
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:32,956
Know what?
1503
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,713
You're going to regret
you ever opened your mouth.
1504
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:37,270
- You hear me, Trevor?
- Yeah? How come, Calvin?
1505
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:38,920
Because he's about to
whoop your ass, that's why.
1506
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,070
Who is?
1507
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,316
Bob, get up and whoop his ass.
1508
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,551
Here she comes!
Let me tell you something...
1509
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:46,599
Weird Dick can't chug
a bunch of fucking steroids and elk urine
1510
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:48,638
and suddenly be able to kick my ass.
1511
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,792
Fuck that! It ain't gonna happen.
1512
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:52,435
'Cause here's why.
1513
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:57,356
Once a fat kid, always a fat kid.
1514
01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:58,996
Huh? Prove me wrong.
1515
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,719
Bob, come on. Do what you did in the bar.
1516
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,711
Come on, hit me!
1517
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:16,156
And I'll sue your ass,
and take your fanny pack away.
1518
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:19,714
You got to make poopies?
1519
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:21,070
What's wrong, Bob?
1520
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:22,316
We got a john here.
1521
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,672
Or you got to change your rag?
1522
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:26,390
Maybe that's it.
1523
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,513
Jenny, you got an extra rag?
1524
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:31,712
- What's the matter with you?
- I just want to go.
1525
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:33,155
She wants to go.
1526
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,872
Go ahead. There you go.
1527
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:37,550
No, it's a push.
1528
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,916
Boy, 50-50 shot. You missed that.
1529
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,400
At least you found the handle.
1530
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:44,029
Boy, he's still a scared little bitch.
1531
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,520
You know, you're still an asshole.
1532
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,757
Yeah, well, you're still
shorter than my cat.
1533
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:49,710
Here's your transaction number.
1534
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:51,560
Hit it, dick licker.
1535
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,157
- Thank you, Trevor.
- Yup.
1536
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,839
Glad to see you haven't changed a bit.
1537
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:58,990
Bye-bye now.
1538
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:00,435
- Was it push or pull?
- Clean push.
1539
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,114
- Which one is it?
- You want me to do it for you?
1540
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:03,310
Which one is it?
1541
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:07,120
Hey, hey, hey! Goddamn it, Joyner!
1542
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:08,430
Jenny!
1543
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,479
Jenny, get the Windex!
And security for this one.
1544
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,916
Get your asshole off my door! That's it!
1545
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:17,358
Bob! Bob!
1546
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,512
Bob! Bob! Bob!
1547
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,836
Mr. Joyner. Guess who
we're about to arrest
1548
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,957
for conspiracy to commit treason.
1549
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,189
That's right. Your lovely wife.
1550
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,153
So, here's what you're going to do.
1551
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:40,875
You're going to tell us
exactly where you and Bob are.
1552
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,350
Then you're going to go outside
and you're going to keep Bob on-site
1553
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:44,556
until we arrive.
1554
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,996
And if he leaves, you lose.
1555
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,319
Is that clear?
1556
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:55,830
Oh, hey.
1557
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,269
I don't know what happened in there,
1558
01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:58,590
and I just froze up.
1559
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,433
I locked up. I'm sorry.
1560
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,036
Look, Bob, I...
1561
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,556
No, I gotta tell you something,
CJ, listen.
1562
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:06,558
You're the only one
who's ever been nice to me,
1563
01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:08,638
the only one who's never laughed at me.
1564
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,918
And you're the only one
in this whole world that I trust.
1565
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,037
And I know you have a lot of friends,
1566
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:17,636
but I don't.
1567
01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:20,794
You're my only friend, Calvin.
1568
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:24,075
And I will never
let you down again, I promise.
1569
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:27,399
I'm sorry, man.
1570
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:32,196
Sorry for what?
1571
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,033
I told Harris where we are.
1572
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:36,639
They were going to hurt Maggie.
1573
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,757
I had to. I didn't have a choice.
1574
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:40,396
I'm sorry.
1575
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:47,392
Freeze, Bob! Hands on your head!
1576
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:48,550
Do it now!
1577
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:20,634
I know you know how this goes,
1578
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,314
so I'll spare you the dramatics.
1579
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:24,551
I'll ask you just once.
1580
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:26,951
Where are the satellite encryption codes?
1581
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,117
Aw. What's the matter, Bob?
1582
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,992
Are you upset that
your friend turned you in?
1583
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:37,199
I don't have any friends.
1584
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,033
Okay, I don't want to watch this, guys.
1585
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,600
Don't worry, it'll be over quick.
1586
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,319
She always gets them to break.
1587
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:44,876
Okay. You have it your way.
1588
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,633
We're going to do this old-school.
1589
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:56,592
Get the extraction tools.
1590
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:00,317
The extraction tools?
1591
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,637
If you don't have the stomach for it,
you can go.
1592
01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:04,920
Come on.
1593
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:08,596
Stop recording.
1594
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,792
Why am I coming here?
I was told I'd be able to leave.
1595
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,030
You can leave,
1596
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:23,634
when Agent Harris says you can leave,
1597
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:24,870
which might be never.
1598
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:26,434
I gotta watch this.
1599
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,314
I'm sorry, Bob.
1600
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,075
I'm sorry, man.
1601
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,396
Oh, Jesus!
1602
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,230
What the hell?
1603
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,473
Hey! Hey!
1604
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:07,030
Don't move!
1605
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,635
You get your hands off!
Get them off the keyboard!
1606
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,757
- What are you doing, Calvin?
- Give me your keycard!
1607
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,594
Give me your keycard!
1608
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:15,190
Give it to me.
1609
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:16,676
- Okay...
- Go sit down.
1610
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:18,433
Okay. Yeah.
1611
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:19,920
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1612
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,112
- Sit down! Sit down!
- Okay, okay, okay.
1613
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:25,350
You know, Bob?
1614
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,160
This is actually
my favorite part of the job.
1615
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,551
Thank you for being so uncooperative.
1616
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:32,200
What do you think
your little buddy, Joyner,
1617
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,760
would say if he could see you like this?
1618
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:35,110
Two words.
1619
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,316
I'm in.
1620
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:39,152
What-what?
1621
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:41,836
You're making a big mistake, Mr. Joyner.
1622
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,957
That's only if I'm wrong.
1623
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,314
Come on, Bob. Let's go!
1624
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:49,352
What're you doing? Come on, man!
1625
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,996
Okay, listen to me. Bob, I'm sorry.
1626
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:55,117
I'm sorry I double-crossed you.
You hear me?
1627
01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:57,357
I should've believed you,
I should've trusted you, and I didn't.
1628
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:58,510
I'm sorry for that.
1629
01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:01,240
Listen to me. Bob,
we don't have time for this, man!
1630
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:03,517
I need you to tap into
that super-spy stuff
1631
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,593
and I need you to get us the hell
out of here right now. Do you hear me?
1632
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,593
I'm not a super spy, Calvin.
1633
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,797
I'm Robbie Wheirdicht, super tool.
1634
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,031
No, stop. You're not a super tool.
1635
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,590
You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht.
You're Bob Stone!
1636
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:18,873
- I made that name up.
- So what?
1637
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,271
- It's not real.
- What does that mean? What does that mean?
1638
01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:25,195
You think Mr. T and Sting
were born with those names?
1639
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,752
How do you think I got
the name "Golden Jet" at high school?
1640
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:31,833
- 'Cause you're awesome.
- No, that's not how.
1641
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:35,360
In the eighth grade, I ran track.
It was my first race.
1642
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:38,399
Okay, the race came down
to me and this other kid.
1643
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,040
I wanted to win the race so damn bad
1644
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,391
that I ended up peeing in my pants
at the finish line.
1645
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:44,393
That's how I got the name "Golden Jet."
1646
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:48,033
So, take it from a guy who's literally
pissed his pants in front of everybody
1647
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:49,554
just to win a race.
1648
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:51,712
You are who you decide to be.
1649
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,994
And you chose to be
an international CIA spy.
1650
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:57,272
Come on, man.
You get to kill people for a living.
1651
01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:58,750
How cool is that?
1652
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:03,116
I don't know.
1653
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:04,390
Kinda cool I guess.
1654
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,117
What do you mean "kinda cool"?
Ain't no kinda cool.
1655
01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:09,437
Stop it! It's awesome.
1656
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:11,080
Now, come on, man. We boys?
1657
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:13,750
- We're boys.
- Oh!
1658
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:16,430
Sorry, Jet.
1659
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:18,593
Oh, God!
1660
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,510
Oh, God!
1661
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:22,513
See? Good as new.
1662
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:25,632
Wow. Sorry, man.
1663
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:30,596
Go, go!
1664
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,156
Get me out!
1665
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,198
He got the jump on us. Give me the key.
1666
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:38,636
Look out, Bob!
1667
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,877
Here, Jet! Get him!
1668
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:43,440
Watch out!
1669
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:53,474
Did you see that, Bob?
1670
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,711
I did the thing! I did the thing, Bob!
1671
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:56,870
Yeah!
1672
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:58,952
Yeah! Yeah!
1673
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,594
- Come on! Follow me!
- Let's do it!
1674
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:03,320
No! What the fuck am I doing?
Here! You get the gun.
1675
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:05,119
- I'm behind you. Go.
- All right.
1676
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:11,512
Oh, my God. There's two of them.
1677
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:14,115
Yeah, I'll distract them
and you open the door, okay?
1678
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,680
- What? No!
- Let's roll.
1679
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:16,916
No, no.
1680
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:20,155
Go, go!
1681
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,031
- Close in!
- Moving out!
1682
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,112
- Freeze, Bob!
- Sorry about this, guys.
1683
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:29,839
Nope, come here.
1684
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,195
Come on.
1685
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,591
Wrong keycard, pal. Turn around.
1686
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:46,830
You needed this one.
1687
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,229
On the ground, now.
1688
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,675
Can I say something first?
1689
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:51,399
- What?
- This is going to hurt.
1690
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:56,431
- Hey, get the keycard! Let's roll.
- All right, all right.
1691
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:00,475
Which car are we taking?
1692
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:03,556
Not that one.
1693
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,353
Oh, my God.
1694
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,718
Oh, God. Oh, sh...
1695
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:09,630
Oh.
1696
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:11,155
Here we go, Jet.
1697
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,715
- Bob, they are shooting at us!
- It's okay, it's bulletproof.
1698
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:16,870
Drive, drive!
1699
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:29,955
Here you go, Jet.
1700
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:31,670
What's this?
1701
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,877
Bug-out bag, courtesy of the CIA.
1702
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,400
Go ahead and grab that
encrypted phone in there.
1703
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:36,550
For what?
1704
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:38,359
You still have the bank transaction code?
1705
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:41,433
How are transaction numbers gonna help us
find out where the bad guys are?
1706
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:44,115
Well, it's not bank transaction
numbers or codes, it's actually...
1707
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,794
Longitude and latitude.
1708
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:50,910
Look at the spy brain
on the Jet! What-what!
1709
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,471
You're like a chocolate
Google.
1710
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,677
Bob, don't do that. Stop it. Stop it.
1711
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:56,910
You're getting good at this, man.
1712
01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:58,912
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
It's longitude and latitude.
1713
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:02,517
All you gotta do is plug those
digits into the GPS, and boom!
1714
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,280
We're gonna catch the buyer
and The Badger, just like that.
1715
01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:09,113
Boston.
1716
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:14,313
We're gonna need a plane.
1717
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:28,995
You ever steal a plane before?
1718
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,436
- I stole some Starbursts one time.
- Mmm-hmm.
1719
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:33,951
So I don't know
if that compares or anything,
1720
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,554
but I wasn't successful with that.
1721
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:36,836
On the way out, I dropped 'em.
1722
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,195
Dropped the whole bag. The guy caught me.
1723
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:39,993
"What's that?" I just said, "A Starburst."
1724
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:42,152
Told him myself. It was a mess.
1725
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:47,395
Check it out. The universe provides.
1726
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:50,910
Oh.
1727
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:53,870
Golden Jet.
1728
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,520
- Golden Jet.
- Golden Jet.
1729
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:01,318
- It's just one guard in there.
- All right.
1730
01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:03,119
90% of spy work is distraction.
1731
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,316
You get in there and distract that guard,
1732
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:05,550
I'm gonna get us a plane.
1733
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:07,316
What?
1734
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:10,640
I don't know what the hell you expect...
1735
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:14,070
Bob!
1736
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:15,870
Bob!
1737
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:17,556
Fuck!
1738
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,230
Fuck you, Bob!
1739
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:21,630
Damn it!
1740
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,030
Hey, I need a plane.
1741
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:35,153
Sir, you cannot be in here.
This is a private airfield.
1742
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:37,835
I understand that but I have an organ
in this cooler right now
1743
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,032
that needs to get transported ASAP.
1744
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:41,710
Really?
1745
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:44,913
Because my sister-in-law
had a heart transplant last year
1746
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,914
and they did not bring it
in a Playmate lunch cooler.
1747
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:49,878
I hate to break it to you,
1748
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:51,759
but this is not a...
1749
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,070
- This is not a heart.
- It's not a heart?
1750
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:56,396
No, it's not.
1751
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:57,795
Hmm. What is it then?
1752
01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:01,031
- It's a dick.
- Okay.
1753
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:04,478
I am made of questions right now.
1754
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:05,915
Well, you don't have to ask.
1755
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:07,878
Last night, lady got into it with a man.
1756
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,713
She ended up cutting his pecker off.
1757
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,758
She left with it, got in a car, drove,
1758
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:13,877
got on 95, threw it out the window.
1759
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:17,074
The second largest penis hunt
in the state history.
1760
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:18,560
The man was Korean, so you better believe
1761
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:19,995
it took a long time to find.
1762
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:22,478
You're stereotyping Korean dicks.
1763
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:23,710
That's racist.
1764
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,639
I've seen Korean dicks bigger than you.
1765
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:28,355
Okay, after finding it,
the guy brought it to me,
1766
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:31,354
and he said, "Do your due diligence in
getting this dick where it's got to go."
1767
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:32,795
That's what I do.
1768
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,270
I'm a dick deliverer specialist.
1769
01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:36,710
Oh, DDS?
1770
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:38,553
Like a dentist but for dicks.
1771
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:40,310
Uh...
1772
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,799
So, people are like,
"Here's a dick. Find a plane."
1773
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,711
That's how you do it?
You're like an Uber for dicks?
1774
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,673
Where do you get these jobs?
On Craigslist?
1775
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,752
Okay, sir, we don't need
to demean each other here.
1776
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:52,274
I don't believe a word you're saying.
1777
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:54,195
Let me see it.
1778
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,553
I have no problem showing you this.
1779
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:59,155
So if you wanna see it
then get ready to see.
1780
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:01,432
- Here I go.
- Go for it.
1781
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:05,594
Oh, shit! Oh, shit.
1782
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:08,195
I'm just kidding. This is my friend.
1783
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:10,233
- Oh!
- It's my buddy.
1784
01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:12,278
His name's Snake Gyllenhaal.
1785
01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:14,472
- He guards my lunch.
- Okay, that's enough.
1786
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:39,600
It's gotta be Harris, right?
1787
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:41,916
What do you mean?
1788
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,634
I mean, she's gotta be The Black Badger.
1789
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:44,950
It's the only thing that makes sense.
1790
01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:46,873
I mean, she's had access
to the encryption codes
1791
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:49,680
and she's so hot and bothered about
pinning this whole thing on you.
1792
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:50,950
It's gotta be her!
1793
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:52,634
I don't know, Jet.
1794
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,718
I'm pretty sure she thinks
I'm The Black Badger.
1795
01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:56,917
She worked me over pretty good
in that interrogation room.
1796
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,151
Hold on, wait, wait... What's going on?
1797
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:01,955
What's that?
What's going on right now, Bob?
1798
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:04,271
No biggie. We're completely outta gas.
1799
01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:05,960
Oh, my... Oh!
1800
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:10,196
We're going down, Jet!
There's nothing I can do!
1801
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:12,995
- Oh, shit!
- Really quickly...
1802
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:16,756
What's the one thing
you wish you'd done in your life?
1803
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,276
The one thing I wish I hadn't done
is not get in a plane with a guy
1804
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:21,352
who didn't check the goddamned fuel!
1805
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,479
- Why wouldn't you check the fuel?
- No, something that's real.
1806
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:27,075
What's the one thing
you regret not doing for you?
1807
01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:29,391
Oh, my God! I think we're gonna die!
1808
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,077
Not having a kid, man!
1809
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:37,795
Not being a father!
1810
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,316
I regret not being a father!
1811
01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:42,358
Maggie, I should've gave you a kid!
1812
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:44,995
I should've gave you my seed, Maggie!
1813
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:46,560
I should've!
1814
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,074
I'm so selfish!
1815
01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:51,472
I'm sorry, Maggie!
1816
01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:57,916
- That wasn't so hard, right?
- What?
1817
01:22:58,080 --> 01:22:59,799
Hey, just for the record,
1818
01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:01,633
I think you'd make a great dad.
1819
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:04,078
Did you just fake this whole thing?
1820
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:05,750
Yeah, kinda.
1821
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:07,559
You gotta be shitting me glory!
1822
01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,200
No, not at all.
1823
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:11,431
I just thought that maybe a
facing-your-own-death situation
1824
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:14,672
might help motivate you
to clarify some of your goals in life.
1825
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:16,394
And, hey, between me and you,
1826
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:18,553
I know you've been struggling
a little bit.
1827
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,196
You know what I'm struggling with
right now, Bob?
1828
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:22,840
Not whooping your ass.
1829
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,071
Okay, Jet.
Hey, you're really cute when you cry.
1830
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:27,152
Stop it! Enough!
1831
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:41,995
I don't get it.
1832
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,236
I mean, if these coordinates are correct,
1833
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,471
we should be standing right on top of it.
1834
01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:48,519
The deal doesn't go down
for another 30 minutes, Jet,
1835
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,195
- so we're kinda early.
- No!
1836
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:52,714
Why would you do it
out in the open like this?
1837
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:54,434
Why would you take that risk?
1838
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:56,273
Just doesn't make any sense, man.
1839
01:23:57,600 --> 01:23:59,273
Shit! Come on.
1840
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:02,356
Wait.
1841
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:05,918
Oh, wait.
It's not happening up here.
1842
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:09,120
No, it's not. It's...
1843
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,560
Oh, it's happening beneath us. Look.
1844
01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:16,598
It's an underground parking garage.
1845
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:18,954
Yeah, that's a good eye, Jet.
1846
01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:21,711
Why don't you stay up here?
Keep overwatch.
1847
01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:23,360
I'll go down there and check things out.
1848
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,352
Wait, what? No, I'm going with you.
1849
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:28,274
You can't go with me.
The smarter play is if we split up.
1850
01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:29,635
Smarter play for who?
1851
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,719
Do you know what happens
when people split up, Bob?
1852
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:32,956
Somebody dies!
1853
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:34,520
I'd be the one to die. You know why?
1854
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:37,070
Because I don't have a bulletproof vest
and I don't have a gun!
1855
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:38,879
Which means that you
are my bulletproof vest!
1856
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:41,430
My little black ass is gonna stay
behind you, you're not leaving me!
1857
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:43,478
That's exactly why
you should stay up here.
1858
01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:45,990
Look, if you went down
in that garage and you got shot to death,
1859
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:47,310
you know how hurt I would be?
1860
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,119
I'd be super bummed out!
I don't want that.
1861
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:50,873
It's safer for you up here.
1862
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:52,918
If something happened up here,
what am I supposed to do, Bob?
1863
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:55,197
How do I get your attention?
Make a bird call?
1864
01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:59,591
Does that sound like a bird to you? Huh?
1865
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,638
That's my biggest weakness!
I can't make bird noises.
1866
01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:02,836
I never could.
1867
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,753
So if that's what
I gotta depend on to live,
1868
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:07,754
it means I'm gonna die!
I'mma die up here, by myself
1869
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:10,230
sounding like a dead-ass pigeon.
1870
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,595
- I have no idea what a pigeon...
- Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet!
1871
01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:16,433
You don't have to make bird noises.
1872
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:17,590
You don't have to sound like a pigeon.
1873
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:20,594
All you gotta do
is call me on the encrypted phone
1874
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:22,598
that's in your hand.
1875
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,554
- Okay?
- Okay, yeah.
1876
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:30,394
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
1877
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:31,750
All right?
1878
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:33,195
Oh, Jet.
1879
01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:36,393
I'll see you on the other side.
1880
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:38,230
Yeah.
1881
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:39,550
Yeah.
1882
01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:06,790
You're early.
1883
01:26:07,480 --> 01:26:09,073
So are you.
1884
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:13,074
Come on.
1885
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:25,080
Oh, my God!
1886
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:30,798
Oh, my God.
1887
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:32,630
I knew it.
1888
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:35,156
I knew it. I knew
she was The Black Badger!
1889
01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:36,959
Oh, my God!
1890
01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:39,597
Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone.
1891
01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:40,750
Yello?
1892
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:43,555
Bob, Harris is The Black Badger!
1893
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:44,750
Hello?
1894
01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:46,520
Harris is The Black Badger!
1895
01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:47,756
I can't hear you.
1896
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:49,752
Harris is The Black Badger!
1897
01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:53,635
Just kidding! I'm not here.
Leave a message at the beep.
1898
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:54,790
What?
1899
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:06,634
Oh. Harris is
The Black Badger!
1900
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:08,439
Harris is The Black Badger!
1901
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:10,910
I knew it. I knew it.
Harris is The Black Badger!
1902
01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:14,237
Bob! Harris is The...
1903
01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:16,710
Who is he?
1904
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,150
That's my partner.
1905
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:33,599
I don't like splitting my fees.
1906
01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:38,432
The package. Please.
1907
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:41,239
Thought you'd never ask.
1908
01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:44,871
Wait! You're making a mistake.
1909
01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:48,113
Hello, Bob.
1910
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,393
But you're dead.
1911
01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:53,597
Not as much as people think.
1912
01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:57,114
Look, he's not The Black Badger...
1913
01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:58,790
I am.
1914
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,117
And those aren't the encryption codes,
1915
01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:02,600
these are.
1916
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:03,876
He's lying to you.
1917
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:05,520
This man is a CIA agent,
1918
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:07,360
and he's trying to sell you bogus plans.
1919
01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:15,756
Damn.
1920
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:19,040
Ow, ow.
1921
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:23,710
He shot me.
1922
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:29,791
These are the real codes
1923
01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:32,233
and I am the real Black Badger.
1924
01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:37,840
Bob is The Black Badger.
1925
01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:40,670
Bob is The Black Badger.
1926
01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:42,911
I am The Black Badger.
1927
01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:44,595
Phil?
1928
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:48,400
No, I'm The Black Badger.
1929
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:51,553
I'm starting to think
I might be The Black Badger.
1930
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:55,439
Here's the thing.
1931
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:58,712
I have no idea
who is the real Black Badger.
1932
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:01,274
And I don't care.
1933
01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:02,960
'Cause I'm The Honey Badger.
1934
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:05,032
And The Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.
1935
01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:06,793
The Honey Badger's nasty.
1936
01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:09,634
He's so nasty, he'll take them both.
1937
01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:11,150
Hand them over.
1938
01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:13,916
Phil, when this thing is over,
1939
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:18,120
I'm going to rip your throat out
like Patrick Swayze in Road House.
1940
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:19,634
Oh, my God. You and Road House.
1941
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:20,836
Get over that movie.
1942
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:22,759
It sucked then, it sucks now.
1943
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:24,600
Fuck Patrick Swayze!
1944
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:26,716
How dare you!
1945
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:33,440
Drop your weapons!
1946
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:40,236
Oh! Oh, shit!
1947
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:53,710
The codes.
1948
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,236
Don't do it.
1949
01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:56,950
Stupid.
1950
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:00,390
Okay.
1951
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:01,996
One,
1952
01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:04,030
two,
1953
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,390
three! Shit!
1954
01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:13,393
Uh-oh! Oh!
1955
01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:14,910
No!
1956
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:16,516
He's got the codes!
1957
01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:52,510
Whoo!
1958
01:30:52,960 --> 01:30:54,599
I mean, this is crazy, right?
1959
01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:56,110
You stay the hell away from me, Bob!
1960
01:30:56,280 --> 01:30:57,555
You shot me in the neck!
1961
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:01,590
Jet!
1962
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:23,916
Okay.
1963
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:30,471
Golden Jet for the win!
1964
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:33,634
No. Shit!
1965
01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:35,194
Drop your weapon, Bob.
1966
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:37,390
Oh, shit!
1967
01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:39,119
Get behind me, Mr. Joyner.
1968
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:40,914
Ah, you don't wanna do that, Jet.
1969
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:42,435
It's obvious he's the bad guy.
1970
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:44,074
I'm the good guy. You wanna get behind me.
1971
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:46,072
Agent Harris had me go dark
1972
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:49,312
to get Bob to reveal himself
as The Black Badger.
1973
01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:51,113
You don't seriously
believe this guy, do you?
1974
01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:52,430
You wanna get behind me, Jet.
1975
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:54,319
You betrayed your nation, Bob.
1976
01:31:54,680 --> 01:31:56,990
You betrayed your partner, Phil.
1977
01:31:57,160 --> 01:32:00,517
Okay, no, wait! Everybody just stop!
1978
01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:01,716
Cut the shit!
1979
01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:03,919
I'mma cut the line right now!
1980
01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:05,474
I cut the shit!
1981
01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:07,518
Hear me? Now I don't care
who betrayed who.
1982
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,114
Okay? I just don't wanna get hurt!
1983
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:12,075
So there ain't gonna be no... Shit!
1984
01:32:20,960 --> 01:32:21,950
Come on.
1985
01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:38,830
Shi...
1986
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:44,510
Shit.
1987
01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:05,311
Smart move, Mr. Joyner.
1988
01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:07,756
You've done your country a great service.
1989
01:33:07,920 --> 01:33:10,116
Now, hand me the firearm
1990
01:33:10,280 --> 01:33:13,512
and we'll turn over
the satellite codes together.
1991
01:33:13,920 --> 01:33:17,516
Stay right there, man.
Don't you take another step.
1992
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:20,070
Just because I shot him
does not mean I trust you.
1993
01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:21,630
We don't have time for this.
1994
01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:24,594
Stop! I said, "Stop."
1995
01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:27,113
Aw, whoopsie.
1996
01:33:31,320 --> 01:33:33,357
Nice throw, bitch.
1997
01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:42,597
You wanna know why your pal Bob
could never have been The Black Badger?
1998
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:45,877
It's because he's too weak.
1999
01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:48,350
And if I had to hear
another goddamned story
2000
01:33:48,520 --> 01:33:51,718
about Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner
2001
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:54,031
and how awesome you were in high school
2002
01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:56,795
and how you were
this big idiot's best friend,
2003
01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:58,474
I was just gonna lose it.
2004
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:03,071
Looking at you right now,
you don't seem so cool.
2005
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:06,717
You just seem like a regular guy.
2006
01:34:07,160 --> 01:34:08,594
An everyday Joe.
2007
01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:13,076
You know, faking my own death
was the easy part.
2008
01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:17,237
But dealing with Bob, day after day,
was the hard part.
2009
01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:18,390
Hey, Phil.
2010
01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:19,630
What, Bob?
2011
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:22,392
I'll see you on the other side.
2012
01:34:23,080 --> 01:34:25,390
No, I hope we don't. All right?
2013
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:27,119
Just, no. Bye, bye, bye.
2014
01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:28,270
Just go.
2015
01:34:28,440 --> 01:34:31,160
I made up the Black Badger,
rigged up a blood bag
2016
01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:32,390
and that big dummy bought it.
2017
01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:33,790
Bob!
2018
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,912
No, no! Hang on, buddy.
2019
01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:37,920
No, there's some sort of bomb in here.
2020
01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:39,958
You're pushing it closed, I think.
2021
01:34:40,120 --> 01:34:42,191
- No, no, no. Sorry.
- No, don't give up!
2022
01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:43,390
Bye, Bob.
2023
01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:46,750
I'm getting away with
a half a billion dollars.
2024
01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:50,357
And Boy Scout Bob is gonna
spend his life in prison.
2025
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:52,113
Ain't America great?
2026
01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:57,437
So now you're gonna be
the second partner of Bob's to die.
2027
01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:58,590
Just relax.
2028
01:34:58,760 --> 01:35:01,355
On your knees, Golden Jet.
2029
01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:12,275
What the hell was that?
2030
01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:15,759
Golden Jet flip.
2031
01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:19,193
Yeah? Well, you really suck at it.
2032
01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:20,629
I know.
2033
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:22,473
Then why'd you do it?
2034
01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:23,630
Distraction.
2035
01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:29,000
Oh, you just pulled his throat out!
2036
01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:33,199
I'll see you on the other side.
2037
01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:39,913
Jet, come here.
Give me your hand, old buddy.
2038
01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:41,799
Oh, shit! Get that away from me!
2039
01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:43,150
Sorry, Jet.
2040
01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:46,476
Come here, Jet.
That was a trachea.
2041
01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:48,154
Great distraction, man!
2042
01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:49,754
Sorry I had to shoot you, Jet.
2043
01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:51,639
It was the only way
I could save your life.
2044
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:53,996
But when you shot me
to get Phil to confess
2045
01:35:54,160 --> 01:35:55,480
that he was The Black Badger,
2046
01:35:55,680 --> 01:35:57,637
that was some next-level-type shit!
2047
01:35:57,800 --> 01:36:01,555
Yeah, no.
I'm glad you see it the way I saw it.
2048
01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:03,677
That was my plan the whole time. So...
2049
01:36:03,840 --> 01:36:05,513
You are a natural for this line of work.
2050
01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:07,034
I mean, you're smart,
you got the skill set,
2051
01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:08,236
you're a people person
2052
01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:11,677
and you already got a dope-ass code name,
"The Golden Jet!" What?
2053
01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:13,593
But in the meantime,
we gotta get those encryption codes
2054
01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:15,672
over to Harris right away
or we're gonna be late.
2055
01:36:15,840 --> 01:36:18,196
What are you talking about? Late for what?
2056
01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:25,116
The reunion, dude. What-what!
This shit's on!
2057
01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:29,037
Bob. Damn it.
2058
01:36:52,560 --> 01:36:53,550
Bob!
2059
01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:54,710
One more thing.
2060
01:36:54,880 --> 01:36:56,473
Thanks for securing the satellite codes.
2061
01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:58,154
You really saved my ass.
2062
01:36:58,320 --> 01:36:59,390
Your country thanks you.
2063
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:00,831
Just doing my job.
2064
01:37:01,040 --> 01:37:03,919
I'm really sorry about your hand.
I hope you know that wasn't personal.
2065
01:37:04,080 --> 01:37:05,673
Oh, no hard feelings at all, Pam.
2066
01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:07,680
Besides, everybody makes mistakes.
2067
01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:09,872
Calvin, here, thought
you were The Black Badger.
2068
01:37:11,840 --> 01:37:12,956
I don't... No, I don't think...
2069
01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:15,430
When we were in the plane,
you said, "Hey, Harris is the Black..."
2070
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:17,393
I think you should... Maybe I...
2071
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:20,554
Mr. Joyner, it was a pleasure
working with you.
2072
01:37:20,720 --> 01:37:23,440
If you ever want a career change,
you give me a call.
2073
01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:26,356
If I were to give you a call,
how would I get in touch with you?
2074
01:37:26,520 --> 01:37:28,352
Just pick up any phone in your house.
2075
01:37:28,520 --> 01:37:29,636
They're all bugged.
2076
01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:33,039
You're crazy. Hey, you're crazy!
2077
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:35,512
That's a good one.
2078
01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:38,115
Calvin! I got your text
and came right over.
2079
01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:41,398
Where the hell have you been?
Why did you get out of a helicopter?
2080
01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:43,399
Hey, uh, Maggie.
2081
01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:44,676
Uh, hi!
2082
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:46,713
Babe, why is Dr. Dan with you?
2083
01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:48,156
Well... Uh...
2084
01:37:48,520 --> 01:37:49,874
That's not Dr. Dan.
2085
01:37:50,040 --> 01:37:52,316
Allow me to properly introduce myself.
2086
01:37:52,480 --> 01:37:53,630
My name is Bob Stone,
2087
01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:56,874
the artist formerly known as
Robbie Wheirdicht.
2088
01:37:57,040 --> 01:37:58,076
I work for the CIA.
2089
01:37:58,240 --> 01:38:00,232
I roped your husband
into helping me track down a traitor,
2090
01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:03,199
who was gonna sell
military state secrets to a terrorist.
2091
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:04,919
We did all that, we stopped them,
2092
01:38:05,080 --> 01:38:07,197
we saved the free world, and here we are.
2093
01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:10,394
What the hell is going on?
2094
01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:12,199
Okay, listen, listen.
2095
01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:14,392
I've been a fool. All right?
2096
01:38:14,560 --> 01:38:16,552
I thought that my life was a failure.
2097
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:19,030
I thought that it wasn't special.
But it is special.
2098
01:38:19,240 --> 01:38:21,072
It's special because I have you in it.
2099
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:24,392
You are my world.
You are what makes me special!
2100
01:38:24,960 --> 01:38:27,111
You're everything to me, Mags.
2101
01:38:27,280 --> 01:38:28,555
I love you.
2102
01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:30,390
I love you.
2103
01:38:35,080 --> 01:38:36,070
Okay.
2104
01:38:37,240 --> 01:38:39,072
Here come the waterworks.
2105
01:38:39,240 --> 01:38:41,232
I promised myself I wouldn't do this.
2106
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:45,752
- Come on, come on.
- Okay.
2107
01:38:48,720 --> 01:38:50,439
- That's Robbie Wheirdicht?
- Yeah.
2108
01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:13,995
- Hi, Brian.
- Hi, Gail.
2109
01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:16,277
Guys, this isn't a good idea.
You know what?
2110
01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:18,750
I'll just meet you later.
I shouldn't have come.
2111
01:39:18,920 --> 01:39:19,910
Wait, wait, wait.
2112
01:39:20,080 --> 01:39:23,118
Bob, calm down, okay? Listen to me.
2113
01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:25,636
Tonight is not gonna be
how high school was for you 20 years ago.
2114
01:39:25,800 --> 01:39:26,995
I promise.
2115
01:39:27,160 --> 01:39:29,629
Attention, por favor.
2116
01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:30,990
And now,
2117
01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:33,800
for the moment
you've all been waiting for,
2118
01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:38,512
tonight's vote for the reunion
homecoming king and queen!
2119
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:40,353
We'll announce the queen in one moment.
2120
01:39:40,520 --> 01:39:42,955
But first, without further ado...
2121
01:39:43,480 --> 01:39:45,312
The new homecoming king
2122
01:39:45,480 --> 01:39:49,156
for the Central High School Centaurs,
Class of 1996 is...
2123
01:39:49,480 --> 01:39:50,675
I really gotta pee, Jet.
2124
01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:52,320
Bob Stone!
2125
01:39:54,840 --> 01:39:56,399
Do we have a Bob Stone?
2126
01:39:56,560 --> 01:39:58,870
Here he is, Bob Stone, huh!
2127
01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:00,750
Yeah!
2128
01:40:01,920 --> 01:40:03,877
Go on, get your rock-hard ass up there.
2129
01:40:04,600 --> 01:40:05,590
For reals?
2130
01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:07,911
For reals, for reals. Go ahead, man.
2131
01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:09,510
Whoo!
2132
01:40:09,760 --> 01:40:11,274
You did it, big guy!
2133
01:40:17,280 --> 01:40:20,352
How did Bob Stone win homecoming king?
2134
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,916
I hacked into the votes on the flight in.
2135
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:26,079
Calvin Joyner, forensic accountant,
at your service.
2136
01:40:27,440 --> 01:40:29,750
I had no idea you could do that.
2137
01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:33,638
There's a lot of things
that you don't know about me, Maggie.
2138
01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:35,390
No, scratch that I said that.
2139
01:40:35,560 --> 01:40:37,119
It was supposed to
come out cool. It didn't.
2140
01:40:37,280 --> 01:40:38,509
It was something I thought of,
it was like a...
2141
01:40:38,680 --> 01:40:39,716
Forget it.
2142
01:40:41,120 --> 01:40:42,952
Well, well, let's hear it for him!
2143
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:44,600
Fat Robbie made good.
2144
01:40:44,760 --> 01:40:48,037
King Robbie Weird Dick, our naked mascot.
2145
01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:50,239
Why don't you just
get out of the way, Trevor?
2146
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:51,720
Or what, Golden Jet?
2147
01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:53,109
You're gonna hop up here
and punch me in the belt?
2148
01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:54,396
Simmer down, Ant-Man.
2149
01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:56,791
- You know what? That's it. That's it.
- It's okay.
2150
01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:57,996
- It's all right.
- No, I've had it!
2151
01:40:58,160 --> 01:40:59,753
- I got it, Jet. It's okay.
- It's okay.
2152
01:40:59,920 --> 01:41:01,036
I'll handle it.
2153
01:41:01,320 --> 01:41:05,234
Whoa, whoa! Hang on. I'm not buying
this whole transformation
2154
01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:06,993
from ugly duckling into swan.
2155
01:41:07,200 --> 01:41:08,190
No one in here is.
2156
01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:11,797
You can fly in, in a bunch of helicopters
and dress up in a thousand suits,
2157
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:15,596
but to everybody, including me,
you'll always just be the fat kid.
2158
01:41:18,880 --> 01:41:20,280
I've been thinking
about this a lot, Trevor.
2159
01:41:21,520 --> 01:41:23,113
And the only thing I want to say to you
2160
01:41:23,760 --> 01:41:24,750
is I forgive you.
2161
01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:27,835
You forgive me! Oh, boy! For what?
2162
01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:29,514
For being rad as shit.
2163
01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:30,875
Fuck you, fat boy.
2164
01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:32,480
Still a scared little bitch.
2165
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:37,995
I don't like bullies.
2166
01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:44,031
And the name is Bob Stone, bitch!
2167
01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:45,350
Whoo-whoo!
2168
01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:47,400
Come on, baby. Step over.
2169
01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:52,510
Hi, everybody!
2170
01:41:53,480 --> 01:41:56,951
Most of you knew me back in high school as
2171
01:41:57,920 --> 01:41:59,400
Robbie Wheirdicht.
2172
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:01,512
- That's Robbie Wheirdicht?
- No way!
2173
01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,717
I wore prescription pants every day.
2174
01:42:05,800 --> 01:42:08,031
Twenty years ago, in this gym,
2175
01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:11,197
I stood in front of you all
2176
01:42:12,040 --> 01:42:13,156
naked
2177
01:42:13,880 --> 01:42:15,280
and embarrassed.
2178
01:42:16,240 --> 01:42:18,152
Some of you might remember that day.
2179
01:42:19,360 --> 01:42:21,477
A lot of you probably even laughed.
2180
01:42:22,480 --> 01:42:24,119
But that's okay.
2181
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:27,835
Tonight's gonna be different because
2182
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:31,072
my best friend is here with me.
2183
01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:38,395
And he taught me what it means
to be the hero of your own story.
2184
01:42:41,160 --> 01:42:42,514
Would you hold this for me, please?
2185
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:46,152
Being the hero of your own story
2186
01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:50,678
isn't about stopping bad guys
or climbing mountains.
2187
01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:53,958
It's about overcoming bullies
in your life,
2188
01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:57,033
whatever or whomever they may be.
2189
01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:00,674
It's about putting it all out there
2190
01:43:01,360 --> 01:43:02,396
for everyone
2191
01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:04,910
to see.
2192
01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:07,592
And it's realizing that, in life,
2193
01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:10,116
the most important thing that you can be
2194
01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:12,310
is yourself.
2195
01:43:13,080 --> 01:43:17,393
So, Central High, Class of 1996,
2196
01:43:18,360 --> 01:43:21,239
this is me, Robbie Wheirdicht.
2197
01:43:32,520 --> 01:43:35,115
Oh, my God! Bob just went commando!
2198
01:43:36,960 --> 01:43:38,553
Yes! Yes!
2199
01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:44,593
Way to go, Bob!
2200
01:43:45,480 --> 01:43:46,709
Be you!
2201
01:43:47,240 --> 01:43:49,311
Robbie!
Robbie! Robbie!
2202
01:43:49,480 --> 01:43:52,473
Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!
2203
01:43:58,000 --> 01:43:59,150
Hey, man!
2204
01:43:59,320 --> 01:44:01,516
Dude, this is amazing!
I'm so happy for you!
2205
01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:03,399
Thank you, Jet! I feel so free!
2206
01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:04,956
- Come here.
- No, no, no.
2207
01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:06,873
Your junk is out.
2208
01:44:07,240 --> 01:44:09,800
- Oh. Sorry, Jet.
- Excuse me.
2209
01:44:12,240 --> 01:44:13,594
Hi, Robbie.
2210
01:44:14,680 --> 01:44:16,751
- You probably don't remember me.
- Darla.
2211
01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:20,037
- Is that Darla McGuckian?
- Yeah.
2212
01:44:20,200 --> 01:44:22,476
Wow! She looks great!
2213
01:44:22,840 --> 01:44:24,194
Didn't she used to have a lazy eye?
2214
01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:25,720
- Two of them.
- Wow.
2215
01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:27,951
I can't believe you remember me.
2216
01:44:28,120 --> 01:44:29,600
Remember you?
2217
01:44:29,760 --> 01:44:31,319
How could I forget you?
2218
01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:35,789
You still have the same sweet smile,
the same sweet face.
2219
01:44:36,360 --> 01:44:39,194
But your hair's changed.
You used to wear it curlier.
2220
01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:40,589
I like it though.
2221
01:44:41,040 --> 01:44:42,679
You haven't changed at all.
2222
01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:44,394
Oh, I don't know.
2223
01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:52,352
You're still as beautiful as ever.
2224
01:44:52,680 --> 01:44:53,670
Oh.
2225
01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:04,759
- Yeah, Bob!
- Go, Bob!
2226
01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:07,240
No, no, no.
2227
01:45:14,480 --> 01:45:16,551
Oh, I got spinny.
2228
01:45:16,760 --> 01:45:18,558
Super spinny.
2229
01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:22,958
Yeah, that's nice.
2230
01:45:23,640 --> 01:45:26,394
- Can I take you to get ice-cream...
- Yes.
2231
01:45:27,240 --> 01:45:29,232
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
2232
01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:32,833
Super lactose intolerant, but that's okay.
Let's roll the dice.
2233
01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:36,830
That's my jam!
2234
01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:38,036
Go show them what you got.
2235
01:45:38,240 --> 01:45:40,072
- All right, Darla.
- Okay.
2236
01:45:40,400 --> 01:45:42,392
Darla, hi. Calvin.
2237
01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:44,239
Hi, Colin. Nice to meet you.
2238
01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:46,752
- Calvin.
- And Maggie.
2239
01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:48,593
Maggie, hi!
2240
01:45:48,760 --> 01:45:51,070
Hi. You look so good.
2241
01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:53,590
- My gosh, you look the same.
- You do too.
2242
01:45:53,760 --> 01:45:54,750
Oh, I don't know.
2243
01:45:54,920 --> 01:45:57,037
You probably remember me
as The Golden Jet.
2244
01:45:57,240 --> 01:45:59,835
Your name's Golden Jeff? Hi, Jeff.
2245
01:46:00,600 --> 01:46:02,273
It's okay. Good to see you.
2246
01:46:05,680 --> 01:46:08,115
- Good going, Bob!
- Come on, Bob!
2247
01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:25,354
- All right.
- Good luck!
2248
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:26,789
- Love you.
- I love you.
2249
01:46:26,960 --> 01:46:28,838
I love you, too, little Golden Jet!
2250
01:46:31,520 --> 01:46:32,510
Mmm...
2251
01:46:32,680 --> 01:46:33,750
Okay. Uh...
2252
01:46:34,840 --> 01:46:36,399
How long do you think he's been there?
2253
01:46:37,160 --> 01:46:38,958
Hmm, probably since last night.
2254
01:46:39,560 --> 01:46:40,960
All right, babe, I'll see you later.
2255
01:46:41,160 --> 01:46:42,879
Have fun with your friend!
2256
01:46:48,480 --> 01:46:49,470
Who, me?
2257
01:46:49,640 --> 01:46:50,915
Yes, you.
2258
01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:01,440
Wow, Jet!
2259
01:47:01,640 --> 01:47:03,313
You look amazing!
2260
01:47:03,520 --> 01:47:05,273
- Do you think?
- Oh, what? Yes!
2261
01:47:05,480 --> 01:47:07,312
I just didn't know
the kind of look to go for
2262
01:47:07,520 --> 01:47:08,510
on my first day at the agency.
2263
01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:10,717
You look like a black Will Smith,
or something.
2264
01:47:10,920 --> 01:47:12,593
Okay, I'm not sure
if that's racist or not,
2265
01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:13,796
but I'll take it as a compliment.
2266
01:47:13,960 --> 01:47:15,360
All right, cool. Yeah, come on!
2267
01:47:15,520 --> 01:47:16,670
Okay.
2268
01:47:17,320 --> 01:47:18,515
All right. Don't be nervous.
2269
01:47:18,680 --> 01:47:20,433
You are gonna do great.
They're gonna love you!
2270
01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:22,000
Oh, Jet, Jet, Jet!
2271
01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:23,316
Um, before we go, man, uh...
2272
01:47:24,760 --> 01:47:25,876
I got a surprise for you.
2273
01:47:27,120 --> 01:47:29,032
Okay. What's the surprise?
2274
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:31,840
Well, you gotta close your eyes first.
2275
01:47:33,520 --> 01:47:34,670
Eyes are closed.
2276
01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:35,870
No peeking.
2277
01:47:41,360 --> 01:47:42,510
Open your eyes.
2278
01:47:46,840 --> 01:47:49,196
Is that my... Is that my jacket?
2279
01:47:49,360 --> 01:47:50,396
Yes!
2280
01:47:50,560 --> 01:47:52,552
- Bob, is that my jacket?
- Yes!
2281
01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:54,154
- No, wait a minute.
- Yes!
2282
01:47:54,360 --> 01:47:56,033
Oh, my God!
2283
01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:57,516
Dude, where'd you get this from?
2284
01:47:57,680 --> 01:48:01,310
Well, I sleep in it most nights,
but it's clean now, totally good. Yeah!
2285
01:48:01,480 --> 01:48:04,075
Man! You are the man! Yes!
2286
01:48:04,240 --> 01:48:07,119
- Family hug! What?
- Ooh. Okay.
2287
01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:10,316
All right, let's go!
2288
01:48:10,480 --> 01:48:11,800
- Okay.
- All right.
2289
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:28,157
You still ride?
2290
01:48:28,680 --> 01:48:30,911
Cut! The fire department's here.
2291
01:48:31,200 --> 01:48:33,590
All right. That's our cue, guys!
2292
01:48:34,520 --> 01:48:36,239
Here we are
shooting Central Intelligence.
2293
01:48:36,440 --> 01:48:38,352
They shut us down.
The fire trucks are out here.
2294
01:48:38,520 --> 01:48:40,193
- Shut the fuck up!
- Will you get the fuck out of my video?
2295
01:48:40,360 --> 01:48:41,350
I'mma slap the dogshit out of you.
2296
01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:42,510
Why do you do your video behind me?
2297
01:48:42,680 --> 01:48:43,875
- I'm trying to do my video!
- This is my video!
2298
01:48:44,040 --> 01:48:45,520
- You're in my fucking video!
- I'm pissed off.
2299
01:48:45,680 --> 01:48:47,160
Watch your mouth,
I'll slap the shit out of you.
2300
01:48:47,320 --> 01:48:48,310
Fuck you!
2301
01:48:49,280 --> 01:48:51,795
Okay. You have it your way.
2302
01:48:52,760 --> 01:48:54,752
You leave me no choice.
2303
01:48:56,040 --> 01:48:57,030
Pam...
2304
01:48:58,360 --> 01:48:59,350
Tickler! Tickler!
2305
01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:02,035
Where are the codes? Where are the codes?
2306
01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:04,520
It's just nice.
2307
01:49:06,200 --> 01:49:08,760
In here and it's kind of all...
2308
01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:11,680
- Oh, my God.
- Sorry.
2309
01:49:16,280 --> 01:49:17,634
- Can you do both?
- Yeah.
2310
01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:19,116
Oh, my God!
2311
01:49:22,360 --> 01:49:24,158
It's called "soul gazing."
2312
01:49:24,320 --> 01:49:27,870
Stare into my soul
and I'll stare into yours.
2313
01:49:28,080 --> 01:49:29,514
- Come in. Shh.
- You're not my wife!
2314
01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:31,080
Oh, that's it.
2315
01:49:32,960 --> 01:49:34,360
- Bob, I'm gonna...
- Shh.
2316
01:49:35,480 --> 01:49:36,709
I promise you'll never...
2317
01:49:38,160 --> 01:49:39,833
Let's keep on, keep on.
2318
01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:41,036
Okay, for real this time.
2319
01:49:42,160 --> 01:49:44,152
It's for real.
This is for real, guys, yeah.
2320
01:49:44,680 --> 01:49:45,796
- That's it!
- Oh.
2321
01:49:45,960 --> 01:49:47,474
One more. Come on.
2322
01:49:47,680 --> 01:49:48,796
- I can't do this, I'm not...
- Shh.
2323
01:49:48,960 --> 01:49:51,634
Oh, my God. I've fucking had it.
2324
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:52,790
Lock it! We're professionals.
2325
01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:54,758
- This is what we do. You ready?
- Come on, baby!
2326
01:49:54,920 --> 01:49:56,639
I'm gonna hit you. I told you!
2327
01:49:56,800 --> 01:49:57,995
Fuck!
2328
01:49:59,960 --> 01:50:00,950
Are you not a super tool?
2329
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:03,396
You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht.
You're Bob Stone!
2330
01:50:04,120 --> 01:50:05,634
- I made that name up.
- So what?
2331
01:50:05,800 --> 01:50:07,280
- It's not real.
- What does that mean?
2332
01:50:07,440 --> 01:50:11,320
What, you think Mr. T and Sting
2333
01:50:11,480 --> 01:50:12,709
and The Rock...
2334
01:50:12,880 --> 01:50:14,360
You think those guys are real?
2335
01:50:14,520 --> 01:50:17,513
That's a bunch of dumbass nicknames
by a bunch of dumbass people.
2336
01:56:02,720 --> 01:56:03,995
Fanny!
2337
01:56:23,640 --> 01:56:24,630
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