1 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,120 NARRATOR: Gob had been preparing for a parade illusion... 2 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,450 -Here it is. -...to allow him to reunite 3 00:00:16,540 --> 00:00:18,120 with Tony Wonder. 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,700 Christian magician goes into one closet, 5 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:23,580 gay magician into the other, they spin around, 6 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,040 then you come out of the opposite closets, okay? 7 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:29,040 Except now, he's straight and you're gay. 8 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,620 You could go back and forth the whole parade. 9 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:35,580 (sighs) 10 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:37,830 -I love it. -Yeah. (chuckles) 11 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:41,950 But the big question is: will Tony? I mean, sometimes, 12 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,700 I'm really into something, and he hates me. 13 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:46,950 Well, there's only one way to know. 14 00:00:49,290 --> 00:00:51,290 NARRATOR: And so Gob called a man 15 00:00:51,370 --> 00:00:53,540 he had tried to forget by purchasing 16 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,200 a closet conversion store in the first place. 17 00:00:55,290 --> 00:00:56,450 It's hard to explain. 18 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:59,750 Yeah. Okay. 19 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:01,200 Okay. 20 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:03,830 Okay. Sure. 21 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,700 -He's in. -ALL: Yeah! 22 00:01:10,790 --> 00:01:12,910 And breathe a word about this to anybody and you're fired. 23 00:01:16,830 --> 00:01:18,750 NARRATOR: Now the story of a wealthy family 24 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:21,660 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 25 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,330 but to keep them all together. 26 00:01:23,410 --> 00:01:25,580 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:31,660 It's... 28 00:01:34,950 --> 00:01:37,200 NARRATOR: Lucille was visiting Buster 29 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:39,450 for the first time since his incarceration. 30 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,790 GUARD: Five minutes. 31 00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:53,910 Well, I'm not going to be the one who apologizes, 32 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,120 if that's what you're waiting for. 33 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,330 -Well, I'm sorry, but... -Apology accepted. 34 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,290 Uh... 35 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,290 No, you said it. 36 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:02,700 You said "I'm sorry." 37 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,040 You said the words. 38 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:07,160 Did I exaggerate about her? 39 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:09,580 She really is just like the mother in Two and a Half Men. 40 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,700 No, you did not. 41 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:13,750 Start watching that show? Yes, I did, Mother. 42 00:02:13,830 --> 00:02:15,410 And you lied to me. 43 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:18,500 There's no scary half-man that I couldn't handle. 44 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:20,660 I don't approve of that show. 45 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,040 Well, there's a lot of stuff I've done 46 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,700 in this prison that you might not approve of. 47 00:02:23,790 --> 00:02:25,250 I touched a mouse. 48 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:29,950 I read an illustrated Qur'an for kids, and at recess once, 49 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,830 I sat in "Blacks only." 50 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:33,080 Yard. 51 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,750 Oh, I keep doing that. 52 00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:39,160 But maybe what you really don't approve of is... me. 53 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:42,830 If you must know the truth, I'm not thrilled with you. 54 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:44,660 -Okay. -The last time I saw you, 55 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,620 you told me you didn't need me anymore. 56 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,080 BUSTER: Okay-- So I'm to believe 57 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,290 that's what you're upset about? (laughs) 58 00:02:52,370 --> 00:02:53,700 Not that you think I'm a murderer? 59 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:55,330 Or that I touched a mouse? 60 00:02:55,410 --> 00:02:57,410 I happen to know for a fact 61 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,160 -you're not a murderer. -What? 62 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,450 Lucille 2's fine, 63 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:04,330 but she can't come back right now. 64 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:05,750 You know where she is? 65 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:07,120 -I know who she's with, -(Buster gasps) 66 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,750 and that's all I can say. 67 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:12,080 Why don't you say it to someone to get me out of here? 68 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,910 I can't do that right now. 69 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,660 You'll just have to sit tight and trust me 70 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,290 for a little while longer. 71 00:03:17,370 --> 00:03:19,290 (chuckles) So it's like that again. 72 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:20,790 History repeats. 73 00:03:20,870 --> 00:03:22,910 You remember that? 74 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,370 I remember you paying me off 75 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:27,290 by letting me go to the Fourth of July parade, 76 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:29,750 but I'm a man now. 77 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:32,040 Paying me off isn't gonna be that easy. 78 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,750 You'll need the warden's permission, and then 79 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:37,290 you'll have to sponsor me for my furlough, and they probably 80 00:03:37,370 --> 00:03:38,950 won't let me on the float again, but that's just... 81 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,000 Oh, God, it's still the parade, isn't it? 82 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,120 We're still talking about... 83 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,040 Oh, we're talking about it! 84 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,790 Buster, please. 85 00:03:45,870 --> 00:03:47,290 The parade's in two days. 86 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:48,910 The whole city will be there. 87 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,830 The last thing this family needs right now 88 00:03:51,910 --> 00:03:55,370 is a Bluth in a chain gang, picking up trash. 89 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:58,160 Well, it's either that, or I'm gonna start spewing it. 90 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:00,410 And your job's not gonna be easy since, 91 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,200 of course, I got dinged because I screamed, "Turn it off!" 92 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:05,160 after they showed the half-man. 93 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,950 It's like they need another reason to call me... 94 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,330 -Half-man? -...Jon Cryer. 95 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:09,250 Oh. 96 00:04:10,790 --> 00:04:12,370 NARRATOR: Soon, George Michael sought out Maeby 97 00:04:12,450 --> 00:04:13,750 where she was living 98 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:15,200 -as the sexagenarian Annette... -MAEBY: One minute! 99 00:04:15,290 --> 00:04:17,080 -It's me. It's me. -Oh, where are my glasses? 100 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,410 Oh, they're right on top of my head, for God's sake. 101 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,080 It's me. It's me. 102 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,330 -Hey. -In. Come in. 103 00:04:23,410 --> 00:04:25,000 NARRATOR: ...who wasn't feeling very sexagenaric. 104 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,080 So, you're not gonna believe this... 105 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,500 What are you doing? 106 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:30,080 I'm doing another scrub and run. 107 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,830 My sex date is tonight, 108 00:04:31,910 --> 00:04:33,370 and there's no other way out of it. 109 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:35,040 And honestly, if I wanted a hairless lover, 110 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,080 I'd probably go underage rather than overage, you know? 111 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,580 -What's that? -No, I mean, not that I would do it on purpose. 112 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:41,410 I'm just saying if I had a gun to somebody's head. 113 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,540 -If you had a... -What do you want me to do? 114 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:46,290 You want me to shoot a kid? What kind of monster are you? 115 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,160 I'm not sure how I became the monster there, 116 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:50,200 but what happened to your plan to make Annette forgetful? 117 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,290 Like, she can't keep track of things, to get out of the date? 118 00:04:53,370 --> 00:04:55,540 Well, it ended up having the opposite effect. 119 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,910 NARRATOR: Because when Maeby showed up late, 120 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,410 she saw something troubling. 121 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:04,950 Oh, what a relief. 122 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,250 I thought you disappeared on me. 123 00:05:07,330 --> 00:05:09,200 -(chuckles) -(Maeby chuckles weakly) 124 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:11,870 Mwah. Thank God. 125 00:05:11,950 --> 00:05:13,120 Before I could even act confused, 126 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,160 he had already called the cops. 127 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,830 NARRATOR: Well, not exactly. 128 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:17,410 -They weren't cops. -This is wonderful. 129 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,080 I've always wanted to be a Keystone Cop. 130 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,660 It would be my honor to wear this handlebar mustache 131 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:24,410 -in the 2nd of July parade. -LOU: That's right. 132 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,620 It's your first parade not playing the jailbird. 133 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:26,660 So you should know, 134 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,410 those can be tricky to stick on. 135 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,750 Hey. I think I know what I'm doing. 136 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,410 Kind of what I'm doing. 137 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,410 MAEBY: And these were, like, senior guys, you know? 138 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:38,330 Long coats. He's not gonna let her go, 139 00:05:38,410 --> 00:05:39,750 which means I have to. 140 00:05:39,830 --> 00:05:42,790 Good-bye, Annette. 141 00:05:42,870 --> 00:05:45,750 Good-bye to our teeth that make it look like I'm smiling 142 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:47,200 so I don't have to. 143 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:49,660 And you, I'll miss you most of all, 144 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,750 neighbor's pain medication. 145 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,200 (voice breaking): I never even got the chance... 146 00:05:55,290 --> 00:05:58,080 Nah, I'll just take you with me. 147 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,540 So, now that you found out your dad's sneaking around 148 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:03,790 with your girlfriend, looks like you need a roommate, too, huh? 149 00:06:03,870 --> 00:06:05,410 No, that's what I came to talk to you about. 150 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,290 He wasn't going to see Rebel in Mexico. 151 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:09,830 The whole thing was just a crazy, paranoid idea. 152 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:11,410 Who knows where we get these ideas from, right? 153 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:14,200 Well, you. I got that from you. It's always from you. 154 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:16,620 Oh, yeah, I was gonna say that sounded like one of mine. 155 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,790 Yeah, so I was going down there to catch my father in this lie, 156 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:20,410 and it turns out that I was the one caught in a lie, 157 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:23,040 because there's a picture of the stair car in Mexico. 158 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,910 NARRATOR: Something George Michael discovered 159 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,370 while trying to be honest with his father, 160 00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:29,200 on the way to purchasing 12 new tires. 161 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:30,580 So, George Michael, 162 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:32,870 -why did you follow me down here? -The truth? 163 00:06:32,950 --> 00:06:35,290 I-I thought you were coming down here to meet Rebel. 164 00:06:35,370 --> 00:06:37,660 Come on, I'm so over Rebel. 165 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,700 GEORGE MICHAEL: You were lying about so many other things, 166 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:41,160 Pea Soup Andersen's and being at the barbecue... 167 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:42,660 MICHAEL: No, no, you're right. 168 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,830 How about, starting right now, no more lies. 169 00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:47,080 BARRY: That doesn't include me, though, does it? 170 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,370 MICHAEL: No, no, no. You'd be out of business, and by the way, 171 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,830 Barry, you had the best lie of all, 172 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,330 saying that they had a picture 173 00:06:52,410 --> 00:06:54,950 of-of Lucille 2 and Oscar in the stair car. 174 00:06:55,040 --> 00:07:00,040 That is not a lie. You said, "Keep it as real as possible." 175 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,330 Prismo, texting mode. 176 00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:04,330 AUTOMATED VOICE: Self-drive on. 177 00:07:04,410 --> 00:07:06,080 MICHAEL: This was real? If they've got this, 178 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,330 there's no reason for them to hold Buster and they know it. 179 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:10,500 -Did you know about this, Dad? -GEORGE SR.: Are you kidding? 180 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:12,120 Thanks to your mother, I can't even feel 181 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,910 -your son on my lap. -Can I see that, Dad? 182 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,700 MAEBY: Ugh, so Lucille 2 is alive? Great. 183 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:20,870 Another reason I got to get the hell out of here. 184 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:22,250 No, it wasn't her, it was us. 185 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:24,120 From when we went to Mexico with Steve Holt. 186 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,950 Don't you remember how we got there? 187 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,950 NARRATOR: It was just after Cinco 188 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,700 when Maeby suggested fleeing the country. 189 00:07:29,790 --> 00:07:31,500 Screw it. No rules, anything goes. 190 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:34,370 -Just the cousins. -Hey, why don't we take that? 191 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:39,040 STEVE: Primos! (laughs) 192 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,160 So anyway, now my dad and everyone else 193 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,370 thinks that they have proof that's gonna exonerate Buster 194 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:43,660 that I know isn't true. 195 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:45,160 And I'm not sure whether I should... 196 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:46,790 Lie to him. 197 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:49,040 What do you think? 198 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,830 Oh, okay. You just told me. Really? 199 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:53,040 Even though we just left 200 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,120 the stair car there when it broke down? 201 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,870 I mean, what if they find it? 202 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:57,830 I'm sure somebody got it working and it's long gone. 203 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:01,040 And it's not like you're actually lying to your dad. 204 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,830 You're just letting him believe something that isn't true. 205 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:06,750 You know? Like how people think the world's melting 206 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:08,250 because people drive cars, 207 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:10,750 or that Hillary should continue to roam free. 208 00:08:10,830 --> 00:08:12,290 NARRATOR: And Maeby realized 209 00:08:12,370 --> 00:08:14,580 she had something else to say good-bye to. 210 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,790 Good-bye, Fox & Friends. 211 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:21,250 NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Lucille was growing concerned 212 00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:22,500 that her daughter Lindsay 213 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:24,120 wouldn't be back in time for the parade. 214 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,620 REPORTER: Sally, Sally, where are you headed? 215 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:28,330 I think the more important question here is: 216 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:30,830 where is my opponent, Lindsay Bluth? 217 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:33,620 Maybe she's hiding behind this wall she wants to build. 218 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,660 If she does indeed show up at the parade, 219 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:40,000 I will be very surprised, though I may not look it. 220 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,790 -No further questions. -(knocking on door) 221 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:43,660 -Hey, hey. -(sighs) 222 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:45,950 Oh, George, I've been worried sick. 223 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:50,040 About Buster being stuck in-in that jail. 224 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:54,040 They are making him a patsy, parading him around, 225 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,790 frightening the masses before the Fourth of July. 226 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,580 It's on the second this year. 227 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:02,950 And being in the parade was his idea, like it was in 1982. 228 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,250 We're trying to get Lindsay elected, 229 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:06,830 and Buster wants everyone in the world 230 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:09,200 to see him in an orange jumpsuit. 231 00:09:09,290 --> 00:09:12,000 -So he'll be out in public? -I don't want to tell you 232 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,000 what I had to give the warden to make that happen. 233 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,250 I don't want to hear it. 234 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:18,080 Meanwhile, we still don't have a Lindsay, 235 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,040 and Sally is calling us out about it. 236 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,910 We've got this elaborate float to help distract from the fact 237 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,700 that there's no stair car this year, 238 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,500 -and nobody to put on it. -(phone buzzing) 239 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:29,080 -Ugh, God. -Fortunately, Tobias was finally calling. 240 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,540 Oh, thank God, it's Tobias. 241 00:09:32,830 --> 00:09:34,410 You better have found my daughter. 242 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,580 Sally is now in the race, and she's pointing out 243 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,700 that no one has seen Lindsay in a week. 244 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:40,750 Yes. I didn't want to get your hopes up, 245 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,870 but I'm in Mexico and I have found Lindsay... 246 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,870 -Oh, thank God. -...to be very stubborn. 247 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:46,120 Oh, damn it, 248 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,250 I just did exactly what I said I wouldn't do. 249 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:49,790 Anyway, I'm at Ma Bark's, 250 00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:52,580 and she tells me Lindsay should be back this afternoon, 251 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,950 before I'm out of my postal plumage. Of course, 252 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,080 when she does come back, 253 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,000 I'll still need to get her into the car. 254 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,620 Well, say whatever you need to. 255 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,410 Yes. I was thinking I would just say, 256 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,700 "Your mother is so sorry she upset you." 257 00:10:03,790 --> 00:10:05,160 Out of the question. 258 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:08,200 (sighs) Yes. It felt a little out of character. 259 00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:10,250 How about I just make it about me? 260 00:10:10,330 --> 00:10:12,540 "It's incredibly important to me and my life..." 261 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:15,040 Where is this going? 262 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,500 "...and if you do this for me, 263 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:18,250 "I'm sure Lucille will make me permanent member 264 00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:19,700 of the Bluth family." 265 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:21,870 That way, you're not lying to Lindsay... 266 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:25,370 You are. Well, that sounds like the best 267 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:28,330 of our diplomatic options, 268 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,250 but you're in Mexico, for God's sake. 269 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,540 Please tell me you prepared a few "against her wills." 270 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:36,750 (chuckles) Oh, my gosh. I do miss that wit, Mother. 271 00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:39,160 It's Mrs. Bluth. I wasn't joking. 272 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,250 And you're right, we need her standing, 273 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:44,120 and dressed and ready for the parade. 274 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,410 On it. In the meantime, wow, what a trip! (laughs) 275 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,160 Murphybrown saw an armadillo, 276 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,830 men held us up at gunpoint, and I got to dress up 277 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:53,330 -as an os... -(sighs) 278 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:55,250 NARRATOR: It would be five minutes before he would realize 279 00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:57,620 she was no longer on the phone. 280 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,700 And, as Tobias awaited bringing Lindsay home, 281 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:03,250 Maeby was reluctantly leaving hers. 282 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,500 You're Annette's granddaughter, aren't you? 283 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:07,790 Yeah, I am. (chuckles) 284 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:09,410 I'm getting out of here. 285 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,870 Saying good-bye to her. 286 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:12,500 Well, she's in good hands. 287 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:15,160 Stan would do anything for your grandmother. 288 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:18,410 If that woman told him to jump off a bridge, he would. 289 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:21,200 He would, wouldn't he? 290 00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:23,910 NARRATOR: And she found herself feeling reflective. 291 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,080 (indistinct conversations) 292 00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:33,080 Nah, I love this place. 293 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,830 I'll just tell him it's over, and kick him out. 294 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,660 NARRATOR: It was the 2nd of July, 295 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,290 and the Funkes had just finished 296 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:44,540 working off their water and phone debt. 297 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,000 I guess you earned your shower. 298 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,830 Ugh. This thing does not breathe. 299 00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:51,540 I'll tell you who doesn't bitch like that, your son. 300 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,450 I'll give you 500 bucks cash 301 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:55,750 for this youngin' right now. 302 00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:58,330 NARRATOR: And maybe that's when Tobias learned 303 00:11:58,410 --> 00:12:00,500 what it meant to be a father. 304 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:02,580 (indistinct mumbling) 305 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:13,700 (continues mumbling) 306 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:22,580 My son is not for sale. 307 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,040 Thanks, Dad. 308 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,120 MA BARK: Then shower's off. There's your wife. 309 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,370 Now you can both go. 310 00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:29,410 Lindsay? 311 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:33,450 -Tobias? -DeBrie? 312 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:36,910 No, you were right the first time. Uh... 313 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,660 (whispering): I've been pretending to be Lindsay 314 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,540 the past few months, on account of Marky's face blind. 315 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,410 But Marky's buying it. 316 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,450 You should hear him: "Oh, Lindsay, you've let yourself go. 317 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:48,660 Oh, Lindsay, why'd you stop showering?" 318 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,660 You're missing some back teeth, there. 319 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,700 Yeah. Just like that. 320 00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:54,700 But I don't think I can be Lindsay anymore. 321 00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:56,250 They're so critical. 322 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:59,160 And... I fall apart at criticism. 323 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:02,580 And Marky doesn't see me for who I really am. 324 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:04,160 I see you for who you are. 325 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,250 DeBrie Bardeaux. 326 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:08,120 A first-class Lindsay Bluth impersonator. 327 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,200 Now, let's go to Newport Beach, and you can be Lindsay there. 328 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,700 -Oh, I can't go back to Newport, -(engine starts) 329 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:14,910 'cause that's where Marky's headed right now, 330 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,330 to protest the 2nd of July parade with a paint bomb. 331 00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:22,540 -(car horn honking) -You know what? 332 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,330 I could go to Newport. 333 00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:26,580 -Let's do it. -NARRATOR: And soon, preparations 334 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,580 for the 2nd of July parade 335 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,580 were underway. 336 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:31,500 We're 20 minutes from float-off. 337 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:32,750 Ugh, but at least nobody's noticed 338 00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,750 that the stair car's not here. 339 00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:37,500 And that's when Sally arrived in a float 340 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:39,120 that would make sure they did notice. 341 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,120 Oh, hello. 342 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,870 What do you think of the new stair car? 343 00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:44,660 I had to make one, because yours disappeared. 344 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,790 Sally Sitwell. 345 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:48,870 Well, you're no stranger to stuffing tissue places 346 00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:50,290 when you don't have the goods. 347 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,200 Well, what we don't have is the candidate 348 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,200 that would've been Lindsay's opponent. 349 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:55,910 But we made one, and put her up top. 350 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,200 Although, she's not as hollow as your candidate. 351 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:00,580 Uh, where is she? 352 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,040 Uh, she went off somewhere to pretty herself up 353 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,160 for the parade. 354 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,500 Aren't you in it, too? 355 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:06,750 Ticktock. 356 00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:08,330 The sun is nobody's friend. 357 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:12,500 Speaking of which, where is that friendless son of yours, 358 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:13,870 Buster? 359 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,580 Is it true he's in prison? 360 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:18,540 Well, yes, in the Keystone Cops skit 361 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,500 in your father's old role. 362 00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:23,330 Something Buster had only discovered 363 00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:24,750 -moments earlier. -Mr. Bluth, you're not on cleaning detail. 364 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,330 What? 365 00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:30,040 Is this because I accidentally choked Ron Howard? 366 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,750 Because they already made me pay for that. 367 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,910 They chopped your hand off? 368 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,450 No, they just downgraded me to a manual. 369 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:38,290 Listen, I don't mean to namedrop, 370 00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:40,790 but Mother was supposed to have already arranged for me 371 00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:42,080 to follow the parade. 372 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,330 Sorry. 373 00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:44,750 I got a note from the warden himself. 374 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:47,830 You're in a cage on a Keystone Cop float. 375 00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:49,870 What? 376 00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:51,370 You mean I'm in the parade? (gasps) 377 00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:54,370 Are there dressing rooms for the talent? 378 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:55,950 Oh, well, at least Buster's being held. 379 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,750 Which is more than he had as a child. 380 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,950 NARRATOR: Sally wasn't that sweet after all. 381 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,080 When this is all over, let's get coffee. 382 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:06,870 (inhales) 383 00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:09,250 And Tobias made sure his son was occupied 384 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,290 while DeBrie prepared for her role as Lindsay. 385 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,370 TOBIAS: I will leave you here 386 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:14,160 and what could be more exciting 387 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,620 than to be backstage 388 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:19,040 ♪ At a parade? ♪ 389 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,580 ♪ ...ade. ♪ 390 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:25,000 ♪ Being watching the parade. ♪ 391 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,660 No. With the curb huggers? No. 392 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,540 I meant, for one whose dream it is to be a clown. 393 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,450 Oh, yeah, 'cause he'd be, like, 394 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:35,250 "This is the one place where I'm not embarrassed of my dream." 395 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:38,750 Hey, no. Never apologize for your dream. 396 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:41,080 No. I was-I was making fun of the guy. 397 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,500 What guy? 398 00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:44,870 Whose dream-- whose dream it is. 399 00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:46,330 It's your dream. 400 00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:47,750 We just talked about dreams, 401 00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:50,540 and you said you could unicycle and juggle. 402 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:53,120 Oh! That's because my uncle, 403 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,540 he taught me that stuff, when he used to come over 404 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,370 to cheer me up on Father's Day. 405 00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,620 Robbie knows how to juggle? 406 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,120 Who's Robbie? 407 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,660 (laughing): Oh. Yes, of course. 408 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:04,910 You wouldn't know my brother. 409 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,750 Are you one of our parade clowns? 410 00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:09,750 Me? No, I'm too shy. 411 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:12,080 No-- yes, yes, he... yes, he is. Yes. 412 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,790 T-This is, uh, Relucto, the apprehensive clown. 413 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:16,410 No, I'm not, where do you... 414 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,910 There's the catchphrase. 415 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,080 Let's get you into a chair. 416 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,540 Well, I-I bet right now, 417 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,790 there's a very, very jealous fan out there who would-who would 418 00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:27,370 give anything to-to trade places with you and get up on that... 419 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:29,200 No, I can't, because I have to be her husband 420 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:31,000 in that stupid Lindsay float. 421 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,500 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 422 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,500 Meanwhile, Gob was second-guessing his float, 423 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,040 as he waited for Tony Wonder, who had yet to show up. 424 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,870 -Aw, damn it! -Hey, Gob, have you seen Mom? 425 00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:42,290 No. Um, hey, how would you like to help me 426 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,500 in a double-closet sexuality switch 427 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,950 two-hander float illusion, 428 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,540 no credit, no money? Oh, and you turn gay. 429 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,830 -I'll pass. -Yeah, that's what I thought of you. 430 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,290 Look, we're gonna pull out of here in five minutes, 431 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:53,500 and Tony's not here; what if he doesn't show? 432 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,910 Gob, you'll be fine. 433 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,080 Do you remember high school commencement, 434 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,450 when they asked you to represent all the kids 435 00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:59,450 that were being left back, and then you had 436 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,500 to quickly find a replacement for Buster 437 00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,370 who was too afraid to be sawed in half? 438 00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:03,660 So you're saying nothing's worse 439 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,410 than the sound of the dog screaming? 440 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,330 No, I just meant you're not a very good magician. 441 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:11,120 And that's when Gob noticed a less discerning brother, 442 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,450 who also happened to be his former magician's assistant. 443 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:15,830 GOB: Hey. 444 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,750 -Hey. -Oh. 445 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,830 -Sup. Listen, I'm glad you're here. -Sup... 446 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:22,330 I might need you to fill in for Tony Wonder 447 00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:23,950 -in my illusion. -Mm. 448 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,450 It's gonna involve you being put into a small, 449 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,290 confined space, and you come out gay. 450 00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:30,870 If that's a swipe about me being in prison, I understand it. 451 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,500 Oh, right, you're in prison. 452 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,750 What are you doing here? 453 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:35,080 Well, Mom arranged it. 454 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,950 Although, it is nice to be able to see family again, 455 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,750 because, not to be rude, 456 00:17:38,830 --> 00:17:40,500 -but you didn't visit me in... -Oh, there's a dog. 457 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,950 And Tobias and a nervous DeBrie 458 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,000 approached Lucille to pitch their deception. 459 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,000 Tobias, and if it isn't... what is it again? 460 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,830 -LeTrasha? -Hello, again. 461 00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:53,660 Those last few teeth aren't going without a fight, are they? 462 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,950 -Mm, thank you. -So where's Lindsay? 463 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,160 -You said you had Lindsay. -TOBIAS: Yes. 464 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,540 But it turned out to be the professional actress DeBrie. 465 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:03,290 The only acting this one's good at is feigning interest 466 00:18:03,370 --> 00:18:05,200 in her drug dealer's hobbies. 467 00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:08,200 You do see a lot of aquariums. But she was coming off 468 00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:11,200 a three-month run as Lindsay 469 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:15,250 in front of a sold-out audience of one face blind man. 470 00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:19,040 The point is, if she can fool him, why not have her violate 471 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,910 federal election guidelines by fooling 472 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,870 the entire electorate as the next representative 473 00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:27,700 of the great 48th congressional district of Californ-i-ay? 474 00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:30,500 Upon a float where, unless she gives a perfect performance, 475 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,910 she goes to jail for fraud. 476 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,750 Fine. You've left me no choice. 477 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:37,000 Maybe if you turn away from the bleachers 478 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,580 and cover your face with your hand... 479 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,790 I'm sure that's not the first time you've been told that. 480 00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:44,370 Oh, God, no. 481 00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:45,790 I can't do this. T-This is... 482 00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:47,040 -TOBIAS: No, no, no. -...why I gave this up. 483 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,410 -DeBRIE: Shy. -No. No, you can. 484 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,830 -You can do this. -No. 485 00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:51,620 -No, no, no. Shy. -You can't be this critical. 486 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,250 Not too shy, not shy. No-- happy, good. 487 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,040 (announcer speaking indistinctly) 488 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,370 Good, happy, not sad. Don't worry, Lucille. 489 00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:58,830 I've got this covered. 490 00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:00,200 I-- no, no, no. Shy. 491 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:02,370 -Sad, shy. Sad... -Just get her up there! 492 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:04,410 And so, the parade finally began. 493 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,200 Although, "finally" might not be the right word, 494 00:19:06,290 --> 00:19:10,080 because it was still two days before the Fourth of July, 495 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,950 and one day before the big fireworks show on the 3rd. 496 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,500 Welcome to the third annual 2nd of July Fourth of July parade. 497 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:19,790 To start the festivities, please welcome 498 00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:21,660 the Milford Academy marching band, 499 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,000 known throughout the state 500 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,750 as California's quietest marching band. 501 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,660 Let's all be perfectly still and see if we can hear them. 502 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,700 ("You're a Grand Old Flag" playing very faintly) 503 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,000 MICHAEL: There you are. 504 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,040 And Michael finally caught up 505 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,750 -with his mother. -Hello, Mother. 506 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,750 (gasps) Michael. 507 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:55,700 Please tell me you're back, no one new has been arrested 508 00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:58,370 and that your father is on the way, but first, a kiss. 509 00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:01,620 -Hmm. -There are cameras everywhere. 510 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,040 Well, that... something you ought to have thought of 511 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:08,080 with regard to Lucille 2 and Oscar in Mexico. 512 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,750 LUCILLE: I can't believe they were so stupid as to flee town 513 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:12,410 -in the stair car. -Mm-hmm. Mom? 514 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,410 Come on, you knew that Lucille 2 was with Oscar, 515 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,120 and you let your son sit in prison 516 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,830 instead of telling anyone. 517 00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:21,160 Knew? Michael, I can't... 518 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:24,330 I mean, the thought that I wouldn't run to the D.A. 519 00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:25,750 -(crying): the moment I-- -Mom. Please. 520 00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:27,830 Do you have a tissue? 521 00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:29,950 You haven't needed a tissue since Nixon resigned. 522 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,660 I think that you asked Oscar 523 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,540 to take her out of town, didn't you? 524 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:34,750 I think that you needed her out of the country 525 00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:36,160 so that you could, what? 526 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,620 -Plunder her business? -Now, listen, 527 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,290 nobody was hurt, everybody's getting what they deserve. 528 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,750 Buster's in prison. 529 00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,410 No, he's in a parade. 530 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,450 He's just playing a prisoner. 531 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:50,160 At least, that's what it looks like to everyone here. 532 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,870 Look, I did what I had to do to save this family. 533 00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:55,950 There are things you don't understand. 534 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,540 But he'll be out soon. 535 00:20:57,620 --> 00:21:00,160 I did three years in prison because of Buster. 536 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,700 -He can do a few weeks for me. -Well, guess what? 537 00:21:02,790 --> 00:21:04,370 He's gonna be out a little bit sooner than you think, 538 00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,160 because I'm gonna go to Lottie Dottie, 539 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,790 and I'm gonna call her on this photo. 540 00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:09,250 Michael, you stay away from that D.A. 541 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:12,410 She's a killer, despite what she may seem. 542 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,910 So, there's nothing you can do. 543 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,620 The D.A.'s office is closed until after the 5th. 544 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:21,200 Now, please. We're family. 545 00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:24,200 You stay out of my life, I'll stay out of yours. 546 00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:25,870 Hmm. 547 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:27,080 Thank you! Thank you! 548 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,290 I guess there is nothing that I can do, Mom. 549 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:33,370 JOHN (over speaker): You know, I-I have to believe-- 550 00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:34,450 I'm-I'm not sure that, uh... JONI (over speaker): 551 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:35,540 Yes? 552 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:36,870 I've just been given the signal. 553 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:37,910 Uh, the band is finished playing. 554 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,950 Ah, well, that's terrific. 555 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,410 I'm sure they were great. 556 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,750 Let's-let's give them all a big hand. 557 00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:43,000 Oh, it might be too late for that. 558 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,790 Looks like their van just pulled out. 559 00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:49,450 They will be neither seen nor heard next year. 560 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:51,250 NARRATOR: As it turned out... 561 00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,160 Lottie Dottie was heavily guarded. 562 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,450 And that's when Michael, 563 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:58,200 who had done some light unicycling in college, 564 00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:00,410 came up with a plan that just might make it 565 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,450 seem like he was part of the parade. 566 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:03,450 Hi. Excuse me? 567 00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:04,910 -Do you mind if I... if I just... -Aah! 568 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,910 -Although a less complicated plan emerged. -Um... 569 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,290 JONI (over speaker): Looks like the D.A. guards 570 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,580 are leaving their post to tend to him. 571 00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:11,660 This is gonna be less humiliating. 572 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,500 -(clown groaning) -Hi. Excuse me, Lottie! 573 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:15,120 Mrs. Dottie, I'm Michael Bluth. 574 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,250 Do you mind if I just parade with you for, uh, just a minute? 575 00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:19,120 Oh, you must be Buster's brother. Hop in. 576 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,450 I am Buster's brother. Yes. 577 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,120 Oh, so how can I help you? 578 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,700 And please make sure to wave. 579 00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:26,450 Huh? Yes. Hi. 580 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:29,250 Um, so, does the D.A.'s office make a regular practice 581 00:22:29,330 --> 00:22:30,620 of holding people under suspicion of murdering victims 582 00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:32,160 that are clearly still alive? 583 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,620 -Huh? -We're not holding him on murder charges. 584 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,660 It's a tampering case, right? 585 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:39,580 Yeah, well, if there's no crime, then what has he tampered with? 586 00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:41,160 Lucille Austero's clearly alive 587 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,160 after the moment that she disappeared. 588 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:44,500 You know? That-that's my uncle Oscar. 589 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:45,950 My-my mother just confirmed it. 590 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,870 Oh. And we couldn't find him, either, 591 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,790 so the missing victim and the alibi 592 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,410 and what we thought was the scene of the crime. 593 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,370 Yes. All here. All in one picture. 594 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:59,410 Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing. 595 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,540 I mean, what can I do? How can I make this right? 596 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:03,120 Well, you gotta, you gotta release my brother from prison. 597 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,370 -We did. -Hmm? 598 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,580 -You did? -I mean, it has to be processed out, 599 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:08,040 but he wanted to be in a parade. 600 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,830 MICHAEL: Oh. Well, he looks to be enjoying himself. 601 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,910 Okay, well, I'm glad that we talked this through, though. 602 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,910 -You know? This... -(chuckles) I'm so glad to have met you. 603 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,120 -Yeah? -I guess I should say I'm lucky 604 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,120 I didn't have to face you in a court of law. 605 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,330 Maybe someday we will. 606 00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:21,000 Yeah, I mean, if it turns out 607 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,450 that's not really Oscar and Lucille in the picture. 608 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:26,410 -Right. Yes. And you find a crime scene. -(chuckles) 609 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,370 I-I've injured a clown. You don't want to hurt a clown. 610 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,000 So I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna help the clown. 611 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,330 -Good-bye -Be careful. 612 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:34,450 Oh! (chuckles) 613 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,910 Next up is a double-closet sexuality switch 614 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,910 two-hander float illusion, 615 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,370 brought to you by our friends at Laguna Closets. 616 00:23:42,450 --> 00:23:45,660 NARRATOR: But with Tony still missing, 617 00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:48,660 Gob, hurt and alone, 618 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:50,660 was forced to use his weakest talent: 619 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:51,700 Hey, does anyone have a dog? I... 620 00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:52,910 ...thinking on his feet. 621 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,580 GOB: No? 622 00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:56,080 Oh, forget it. 623 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,910 So, I guess, happy 4th. Nah, well... 624 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,950 JOHN: Well, the magician seems to be 625 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,950 just standing there, doing nothing. 626 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,250 JONI: Ah... you get used to it. 627 00:24:04,330 --> 00:24:06,910 It appeared that Tony had missed the parade, 628 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,500 but whether he did so intentionally was something 629 00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:11,750 Gob was just beginning to wonder. 630 00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:13,750 TONY: Did somebody say... 631 00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:15,330 -"wonder"? -(cheering, applause) 632 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:16,830 Tony? 633 00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:19,660 You sinner. 634 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:22,750 He's Gob, the Christian magician. 635 00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:26,870 And he's Tony Wonder, the hot gay one. 636 00:24:26,950 --> 00:24:29,200 And as a Christian magician, 637 00:24:29,290 --> 00:24:33,080 I know that gay people can change. 638 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,040 And as the hot gay one, I know we can't, "girlfriend." 639 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,580 -(laughter) -GIRL: I love you, Tony! 640 00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:42,370 Except, in the world of... 641 00:24:42,450 --> 00:24:43,790 -magic. -Magic. 642 00:24:43,870 --> 00:24:45,660 ("The Final Countdown" playing) 643 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:49,950 And so, the two men began their double-closet sexuality switch 644 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,700 two-hander float illusion, surrounded by paid protestors 645 00:24:53,790 --> 00:24:55,830 meant to depict both sides of a culture war 646 00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:59,200 that kind of ended a few years ago, didn't it? 647 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,870 -♪ ♪ -GOB: Tony... 648 00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:02,500 Here we go. 649 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:04,700 ♪ ♪ 650 00:25:04,790 --> 00:25:06,620 JOHN: Well, it looks like the straight magician 651 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,870 is going into a messy closet, 652 00:25:08,950 --> 00:25:10,580 and the gay magician, well, he's going into one 653 00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:12,700 that's neat as a pin. 654 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,500 Kind of thought you weren't gonna show. 655 00:25:23,580 --> 00:25:24,660 TONY: Hey, man, look. 656 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:25,950 I know you're still upset. All right? 657 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,250 I screwed up, okay? 658 00:25:27,330 --> 00:25:28,620 I know we were supposed to hang out 659 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,160 and see each other on the Fourth of May 660 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,450 and take Forget-Me-Nows and... 661 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:32,620 I just chickened out, man. 662 00:25:34,370 --> 00:25:36,370 Plus, there wasn't a fourth of May this year. 663 00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:38,450 Crowd. 664 00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:42,290 -♪ ♪ -(cheering) 665 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,700 Look, I felt bad about the whole thing. 666 00:25:47,790 --> 00:25:49,330 I mean, you said this was an important gig 667 00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:51,040 and I figured I had to show. 668 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,910 Yeah, well, the truth is this was never about the gig. 669 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,950 I did this whole thing just to see you one last time. 670 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:56,950 Wow. 671 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,330 Well, the truth is, for me, 672 00:25:58,410 --> 00:25:59,830 I kind of did the same thing for you. 673 00:25:59,910 --> 00:26:02,750 I mean, I just wanted the chance to see you one last time 674 00:26:02,830 --> 00:26:04,120 and say good-bye. 675 00:26:06,410 --> 00:26:07,950 Crowd! 676 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,660 ♪ ♪ 677 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:13,950 If you really feel that way, 678 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,330 maybe we don't have to say good-bye. 679 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,330 What do you mean? 680 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:19,040 I mean, the problem was, like you said, 681 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,040 that we couldn't be together 682 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,580 without branding each other's taint. 683 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:24,500 No, it's, uh, tainting each other's brand, but same dif. 684 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:26,290 Dif. 685 00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:27,660 BOTH: Same. 686 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,080 -Same dif. -But if this... 687 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,500 Oh, I thought you were gonna... You're gonna say one more? 688 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,080 Nah, it's okay. We don't have to always be in sync all of... 689 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,080 BOTH: Crowd! 690 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,160 ♪ ♪ 691 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,080 (sighs) Look, what I'm saying is, 692 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,750 if this trick goes off like I think 693 00:26:39,830 --> 00:26:41,700 and the yahoos in the stands don't realize that 694 00:26:41,790 --> 00:26:43,910 (over speaker): all we're doing is just folding some clothes 695 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:44,950 and slipping through our trapdoors 696 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,290 and crawling under the float 697 00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:48,250 -to switch closets, then... -TONY: Right. 698 00:26:48,330 --> 00:26:50,700 When you come sashaying out like Ms. Berry Zuckerkorn... 699 00:26:50,790 --> 00:26:52,250 And you're as straight as Bob Loblaw at 700 00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:54,700 -a high school prom. (chuckles) -I don't know who that is. 701 00:26:54,790 --> 00:26:56,540 Oh, he's an attorney we were forced to use one year and he... 702 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:58,250 I guess he likes them young. 703 00:26:58,330 --> 00:27:00,750 But, uh, we pull this off and we got a show, man. 704 00:27:00,830 --> 00:27:02,200 We could hit the road together. You know? 705 00:27:02,290 --> 00:27:05,700 Hotels and... share a room... 706 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,160 Yeah. Um... 707 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,370 there's only one problem with your plan. 708 00:27:10,450 --> 00:27:13,000 I don't have a trapdoor in here. 709 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,620 What? Oh. 710 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,290 Oh, come on! So we're just two men 711 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:21,410 who went into a closet and changed coats? 712 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,000 All right. Well, this is an audience of people 713 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,200 too stupid to get out of town on a holiday weekend. 714 00:27:26,290 --> 00:27:28,830 They're not gonna expect the thing to take a twist. 715 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:31,620 NARRATOR: But another twist had been planned 716 00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:34,000 -that Gob knew nothing about. -GOB: So we'll just, you know, 717 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,000 we'll pull one from the old magic playbook. 718 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,290 We'll sell it with our smiles. 719 00:27:40,370 --> 00:27:43,080 By the way, I can't wait 720 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,540 to see you out there. 721 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,870 Same! 722 00:27:45,950 --> 00:27:47,580 ♪ ♪ 723 00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:50,120 Who's straight now? 724 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,200 (cheering) 725 00:27:52,290 --> 00:27:55,200 I wonder if my friend straightened out his act. 726 00:27:55,290 --> 00:27:58,250 -♪ Free ♪ -♪ Free ♪ 727 00:27:58,330 --> 00:27:59,790 ♪ Free at last ♪ 728 00:27:59,870 --> 00:28:02,200 -♪ Free at last ♪ -Tony, get out here, man. 729 00:28:02,290 --> 00:28:03,540 ♪ Talking 'bout freedom ♪ 730 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,910 -Tony. -♪ Freedom... ♪ 731 00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:10,870 -What the...? -♪ Free, free at last... ♪ 732 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:12,120 JOHN (over speaker): Laguna Closet Conversion 733 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,750 wants me to make it clear that, well, 734 00:28:14,830 --> 00:28:17,790 their conversion service is not what you think. 735 00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:19,450 They convert closets... 736 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:21,330 NARRATOR: And George Sr. caught up with his wife. 737 00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:23,870 I'd offer you a seat, but this is a new purse. 738 00:28:23,950 --> 00:28:25,410 I'm actually good here. 739 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,290 ANNOUNCER: And, after talking politics... 740 00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:29,750 So did we-we get Lindsay? 741 00:28:29,830 --> 00:28:31,250 If you squint. 742 00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:33,870 We may just get away with this, George. 743 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,040 You know, it might be the-the last drop 744 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,580 of the estrogen speaking, but I, uh... 745 00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:41,870 (crying): I lost the land in Mexico. 746 00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:43,660 -What? How? -I... 747 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:48,040 I missed some payments and then, uh, the-the Mexican Romneys, 748 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,870 they showed up and they took it back. 749 00:28:49,950 --> 00:28:52,290 And they said, "No refundo." 750 00:28:52,370 --> 00:28:53,830 And they speak English. 751 00:28:53,910 --> 00:28:56,620 They're-they're Mexican, but they are Romneys. 752 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,040 -George, without that land our whole plan falls apart. 753 00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:00,750 -I know. 754 00:29:00,830 --> 00:29:02,700 The Chinese will expect Lindsay to support a wall 755 00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:04,410 -we can't afford to build. -Right. 756 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,830 She has to lose. 757 00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:08,910 -She has to lose. -Yeah. 758 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,370 Damn it, George. Why didn't you tell me that at the cottage? 759 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:12,620 It happened in Mexico. 760 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:14,250 I mean, when you came back. 761 00:29:14,330 --> 00:29:15,830 I just, I just came back. 762 00:29:15,910 --> 00:29:17,040 I was parking the Winnie. 763 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,660 Do you have any idea how hard it is 764 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:20,200 to find five open spaces 765 00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:21,620 -on parade day? -JOHN: Well, here now 766 00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:23,330 is congressional candidate Lindsay Bluth. 767 00:29:23,410 --> 00:29:25,450 Oh, no. Here comes her float. 768 00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:27,080 People are going to love it. 769 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,120 NARRATOR: In fact, DeBrie, fearful and self-conscious, 770 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,540 was hiding from the crowd, 771 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:34,910 ironically embodying the person 772 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,330 she was meant to impersonate. 773 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:39,660 She does capture Lindsay. 774 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:42,580 I'm not sure what she's, uh, trying to say, John. 775 00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:45,080 She wants to keep Muslims out of America? 776 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,790 Or in? 777 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:49,040 Well, they're certainly getting a rise out of this crowd. 778 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,450 NARRATOR: It was message that was easily interpreted 779 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,870 through the lens of one's particular bias... 780 00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:54,910 She's a Muslim. 781 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,120 She's disrespecting Muslims. 782 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,200 She's a ghost. 783 00:29:59,290 --> 00:30:01,620 She's disrespecting ghosts. 784 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,290 NARRATOR: ...but equally hated by all. 785 00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:06,830 We may just get away with this, George. 786 00:30:06,910 --> 00:30:10,620 And George Michael arrived looking to finally be honest 787 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:12,250 -with his father. -MICHAEL: Oh, George Michael. 788 00:30:12,330 --> 00:30:13,500 -George Michael. Hey. -Dad, hey. 789 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:15,120 -Hi, hey. -Hey, hey. Listen, um... 790 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,790 you know that picture of the two people in the stair car? 791 00:30:16,870 --> 00:30:18,080 Do I know it? 792 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,700 I just used it to get Buster out. Okay? 793 00:30:22,790 --> 00:30:24,160 I didn't go through channels. I didn't ask Barry. 794 00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:26,660 I just fixed it, you know? 795 00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:27,950 You got to be straight with people. 796 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,080 Nothing bad can ever come of that. 797 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,540 That's me and Maeby. 798 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,830 What is "me and Maeby"? 799 00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:36,290 In the picture. 800 00:30:37,910 --> 00:30:42,160 This is a bald man and a woman with spiky, black hair. 801 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:43,910 Well, I'm not proud of this, but we... 802 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,910 we were wearing the Ron Howard/Brian Grazer wigs 803 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,700 from the Imagine gift shop. 804 00:30:48,790 --> 00:30:50,660 ♪ ♪ 805 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,200 That's you? Why would you do that? 806 00:30:53,290 --> 00:30:55,410 Uh, we were playing. 807 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,540 What were you playing-- Ron and Brian? 808 00:30:57,620 --> 00:30:59,290 -Go to Mexico. -What's that? 809 00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:02,160 Ron and Brian Go to Mexico. 810 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:04,620 Was the name of the game? 811 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:06,830 We were bored. You don't get it. Well, I knew it was a bad idea 812 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,950 to spend my Imagine bucks on those wigs. 813 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,500 You've got the stair car, though. 814 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:16,910 The cops were looking for it. You found it? 815 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,040 It was right next to the house after Cinco. 816 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,330 Dad, listen. I think you better go to the D.A. 817 00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:22,450 and be straight with her about this. 818 00:31:22,540 --> 00:31:24,000 Should I tell her that my son and my niece 819 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,370 were playing Ron and Brian? 820 00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:26,700 Go to Mexico. 821 00:31:26,790 --> 00:31:28,290 Go to Mexico? No. I'm not telling her that. 822 00:31:29,950 --> 00:31:32,500 She seems, uh, very happy now and-and Buster is almost free. 823 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:33,870 I'm sorry, Dad. 824 00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:35,660 I shouldn't have told you the truth. 825 00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:38,330 No, no. 826 00:31:38,410 --> 00:31:42,200 But I do think that we should make a one-time exception 827 00:31:42,290 --> 00:31:45,620 to the rule "Always be straight with everyone," hmm? 828 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:49,620 I mean, honesty is always the best policy, but, uh... 829 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,750 It's just not the only one. 830 00:31:51,830 --> 00:31:54,910 It's one of a bunch. 831 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,500 NARRATOR: But unfortunately for Michael, 832 00:31:56,580 --> 00:32:00,290 the man who is supposed to be with Lucille 2 in Mexico 833 00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:03,250 wasn't that far away after all 834 00:32:03,330 --> 00:32:04,750 and had a plan of his own 835 00:32:04,830 --> 00:32:08,330 to make it seem like he, too, was part of the parade. 836 00:32:08,410 --> 00:32:12,790 A plan that we've decided to present in the style 837 00:32:12,870 --> 00:32:14,330 -to which it harkens back. -(piano music playing) 838 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:15,950 ♪ ♪ 839 00:32:18,830 --> 00:32:19,870 ♪ ♪ 840 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,660 ♪ ♪ 841 00:33:19,370 --> 00:33:21,700 ♪ ♪ 842 00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:33,080 NARRATOR: It was. 843 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:40,000 NARRATOR: Maeby finds the man she had previously tried 844 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,580 to get away from horribly injured. 845 00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:46,580 I never even got the chance to tell him. 846 00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:48,870 It's over. 847 00:33:48,950 --> 00:33:50,290 I'm breaking up with you. 848 00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:53,540 Oh, and I need your keys. 849 00:33:53,620 --> 00:33:55,120 NARRATOR: Buster, unaware that he has 850 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,910 only a few days left in jail, 851 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,830 -What's happening? -is also unaware 852 00:33:58,910 --> 00:34:00,540 he's part of a prison break... 853 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,200 -It's, uh, part of the act. -Oh. 854 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,120 Anything for the kids. 855 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,370 ...and risks 30 years for the crime. 856 00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:09,370 BUSTER: The parade really starts thinning out around here. 857 00:34:09,450 --> 00:34:12,200 NARRATOR: Gob, abandoned and confused, 858 00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:13,620 can't get back in the closet. 859 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,830 It seems as if the Christian-y fellow 860 00:34:15,910 --> 00:34:17,500 is now a gay man, and by the looks of things, 861 00:34:17,580 --> 00:34:19,370 -he'll be staying that way. -Tony. Tony. 862 00:34:19,450 --> 00:34:21,200 JOHN: What a surprise. 863 00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:22,950 -Yeah, not to me. -GOB: Tony! 864 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,250 NARRATOR: Sally, all but sure to win, 865 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:27,370 visits Stan in the hospital. 866 00:34:27,450 --> 00:34:29,410 It's called safety hair. 867 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:32,160 Practically undetectable. 868 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:33,830 They tell me John Travolta wears his 869 00:34:33,910 --> 00:34:35,290 even when it isn't hailing. 870 00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:37,950 No, no, no. Some clowns throws so much as a peach pit at you, 871 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,040 it clanks and everybody knows. 872 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,000 No, you want to keep me safe, let's build that wall. 873 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,580 Those Bluths are dangerous, I'm telling you. 874 00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:46,450 Yeah, I guess they do have us by the short wigs. 875 00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:49,370 NARRATOR: And Tobias desperately tries not to lose 876 00:34:49,450 --> 00:34:51,910 -his most recent Lindsay. -Help! Please! We need a doctor! 877 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,700 It's an emergency. Hi. It's us again. Help! 878 00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:56,000 Did you redo the floors here? 879 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,410 Help, we need a doctor. Oh! 880 00:34:58,910 --> 00:35:00,830 It's okay. She's usually on pain pills. 881 00:35:00,910 --> 00:35:02,410 Ugh. I'm gonna call it. 882 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,250 Looks like she's been stiff for about 18 hours. 883 00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:05,750 Oh, no, no. She's very much alive. 884 00:35:05,830 --> 00:35:07,080 She just crashed through a papier-mâché wall. 885 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,370 DeBRIE: I'm under the impression 886 00:35:09,450 --> 00:35:10,830 that if you're carried in 887 00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:12,540 they put you immediately on the morphine drip? 888 00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:14,620 -That's what we've been told before. -Okay, look. 889 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,160 -We prioritize according to need. -Of course. 890 00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:19,250 -Here. -Oh, okay. All right. 891 00:35:19,330 --> 00:35:22,790 Help! Please! It's a higher priority emergency! 892 00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,290 Help! 893 00:35:24,370 --> 00:35:25,660 Oh, bullshit you didn't redo these floors. 894 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,160 They look amazing. (chuckles) 895 00:35:29,790 --> 00:35:31,040 Help! 896 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,250 I got to stop coming out this way.