1 00:00:00,210 --> 00:00:03,111 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,213 --> 00:00:05,704 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,815 --> 00:00:07,806 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,356 --> 00:00:15,051 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:22,888 Michael Bluth was working at home when his son made a curious request. 6 00:00:22,999 --> 00:00:25,900 Dad, would anyone miss this Peter and the Wolf read-along record? 7 00:00:26,002 --> 00:00:29,062 No. I think that's part of the model home decorations. Why? 8 00:00:29,172 --> 00:00:33,336 You're right. My girlfriend Ann wants to have a Christian music bonfire here. 9 00:00:33,443 --> 00:00:37,072 That sounds like some mild fun. I think we've got some Christmas music. 10 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:41,241 Oh, no. It's not- It's not a "Christian music" bonfire. It's a Christian "music bonfire." 11 00:00:41,351 --> 00:00:43,410 You know, we burn all satanic music. 12 00:00:43,519 --> 00:00:46,579 The thing is, though, the only music I have is either instructional or humor. 13 00:00:46,689 --> 00:00:50,090 He'd been particularly fond of a CD of something called TheJerky Boys. 14 00:00:50,193 --> 00:00:52,093 Hello. 15 00:00:52,195 --> 00:00:55,164 Hey, nitz. Hey, jerky. I wanna buy a house, Dad. 16 00:00:55,265 --> 00:00:57,426 - It's gotta be big. - You said "Dad," buddy. 17 00:00:57,533 --> 00:01:00,661 Shut up, jerky. 18 00:01:02,939 --> 00:01:05,965 Hey, George Michael. Jesus called. He wants your Thriller album. 19 00:01:06,075 --> 00:01:08,771 Yeah, I don't think the bonfire is such a great idea. 20 00:01:08,878 --> 00:01:11,108 I know it might be weird, but Ann's my girlfriend... 21 00:01:11,214 --> 00:01:13,512 so I think I'll go buy some albums today. 22 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:16,107 Hey, can you cover for me at the banana stand if l- 23 00:01:17,220 --> 00:01:19,381 - No. - I'll cover for you, pal. 24 00:01:19,489 --> 00:01:22,117 It's been a long time since I've been down at that banana stand. 25 00:01:22,225 --> 00:01:25,991 Oh, okay. Good. It's the only way we're ever gonna get it air-conditioned. 26 00:01:26,095 --> 00:01:30,293 Michael! How would you like me to owe you a favor? 27 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:33,028 I want you to bid on me at the charity auction this year. 28 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:35,570 Okay. Now I'd like to use up my favor and decline. 29 00:01:35,672 --> 00:01:37,731 And isn't that Buster's annual job? 30 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,673 Yes, but I can't have a replay of last year. 31 00:01:40,777 --> 00:01:44,235 When Buster inadvertently bid on Lucille 2. 32 00:01:44,347 --> 00:01:47,248 - $10,000! - Buster. 33 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:50,581 And you're embarrassed to have Oscar bid on you. 34 00:01:50,687 --> 00:01:52,814 With his two pair of pants? You bet. 35 00:01:52,922 --> 00:01:56,483 Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. 36 00:01:56,592 --> 00:01:59,220 Really? Did nothing cancel? 37 00:01:59,329 --> 00:02:01,763 All right. I need to borrow a fur. 38 00:02:01,864 --> 00:02:05,823 I thought you were antifur, Lindsay. Weren't you protesting some hunter gun thing yesterday? 39 00:02:05,935 --> 00:02:07,994 I stopped by. I hadn't chosen a side. 40 00:02:08,104 --> 00:02:10,334 ...which follows all the rules. - Murderers! You're all murderers! 41 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:14,206 There are plenty of rules about guns already on the books. - Murderers! 42 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:16,540 You're not allowed to sell a gun to a kid. 43 00:02:16,646 --> 00:02:20,377 - You're not even allowed to fire your gun in the air- - Is that Frank Wrench? 44 00:02:20,483 --> 00:02:22,246 On the Fourth ofJuly. 45 00:02:22,352 --> 00:02:26,186 In fact, it was People's Choice nominated actor Moses Taylor... 46 00:02:26,289 --> 00:02:29,554 famous for his portrayal of the rule-abiding detective- 47 00:02:29,659 --> 00:02:31,456 - Stop sign. - Frank Wrench... 48 00:02:31,561 --> 00:02:34,860 star of the television show Wrench. 49 00:02:34,964 --> 00:02:37,296 Well, that's one rule I'm not gonna follow. 50 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:41,966 - Aah. - That's the Second Amendment. Read it. 51 00:02:42,071 --> 00:02:44,039 What do you need with one of Mom's furs? 52 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:46,700 - I'm cold. - So am I. 53 00:02:46,809 --> 00:02:48,640 - No. - All right, look. 54 00:02:48,745 --> 00:02:52,078 I met Moses Taylor. We're having a date in the park tomorrow. 55 00:02:52,181 --> 00:02:55,639 Try to get him to bid on you at the auction tomorrow, because Michael can't. 56 00:02:55,752 --> 00:02:57,652 He's bidding on Mother. 57 00:02:57,754 --> 00:03:02,054 Except that I'm not. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go work in the banana stand. 58 00:03:02,158 --> 00:03:05,650 And I'm gonna see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts. 59 00:03:05,762 --> 00:03:08,424 I was trying to be sexy. 60 00:03:08,531 --> 00:03:10,499 It just got away from me. 61 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:15,731 It's bachelorette season in Newport Beach, and some lovely ladies are up for auction. 62 00:03:15,838 --> 00:03:19,035 Plus, another wolf sighting in the park. What that means for your weekend- 63 00:03:19,142 --> 00:03:21,042 Bad news, Michael. 64 00:03:21,144 --> 00:03:24,272 I'm afraid the Blue Man Group and I have parted ways. 65 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:28,441 Seems I'm officially no longer a standby understudy. 66 00:03:28,551 --> 00:03:32,351 - "Cease and desist." - Seems they don't appreciate competition. 67 00:03:32,455 --> 00:03:34,923 Tobias had recently taken out an ad... 68 00:03:35,024 --> 00:03:37,492 in a trade magazine for a one-man show. 69 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:41,620 And the worst part is Lindsay's out there chasing some successful actor. 70 00:03:41,731 --> 00:03:44,199 Television's Frank Wrench. 71 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:48,031 I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man. 72 00:03:48,137 --> 00:03:50,264 I think she knows that. 73 00:03:50,373 --> 00:03:53,934 Jesus! It's the wolf! That is the wolf! The wolf is upstairs! 74 00:03:54,043 --> 00:03:56,375 I think it's just my son's Peter and the Wolf record. 75 00:03:56,479 --> 00:03:59,107 I thought that was a Homefill. 76 00:03:59,215 --> 00:04:01,809 Michael went to check on his fugitive father... 77 00:04:01,918 --> 00:04:04,386 - who was living in the attic. - You heard my call? 78 00:04:04,487 --> 00:04:08,150 Have you been doing that all over town? Because people think there's a wolf on the loose. 79 00:04:08,257 --> 00:04:11,283 Yes, there is a wolf on the loose. His name is Oscar. 80 00:04:11,394 --> 00:04:15,626 Tell me he's not gonna be bidding on your mother at that charity auction with my money. 81 00:04:15,731 --> 00:04:17,699 Is that why you called me up here, Dad? 82 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,564 Because you are a fugitive, and as far as she knows, you're in another country. 83 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:24,470 It's driving me crazy. They're parading in public. 84 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:28,374 My back is-is- it's in knots. I haven't had a massage since prison. 85 00:04:28,478 --> 00:04:30,378 Hope that was forced. 86 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,847 But then I found a way to fix my back in this old catalog. Look at this hot tub. 87 00:04:33,950 --> 00:04:37,408 I could use it for so many things. It could be my, you know, water supply. 88 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:42,321 And those, uh, premade boil-in-bag meals- You just toss those in there. 89 00:04:42,425 --> 00:04:44,484 - You're not getting a hot tub. - Come on. Please! 90 00:04:44,594 --> 00:04:47,563 Dad, please. We can't afford that. We're in this mess because of you. 91 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:50,154 I'm working at the banana stand just so we don't lose a shift. 92 00:04:50,266 --> 00:04:53,099 - But- - We're done pampering ourselves in this family. 93 00:04:54,604 --> 00:04:57,835 Yeah, I would like the biggest air-conditioner you've got. 94 00:04:57,940 --> 00:05:00,067 No, no, not tomorrow. I need- 95 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:02,076 I need it today. I'm not here tomorrow. 96 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:05,170 Just then, Michael ran into a woman whom he hadn't seen in years. 97 00:05:05,281 --> 00:05:08,614 - Michael? - Sally Sitwell. 98 00:05:08,718 --> 00:05:11,744 Michael had always been in love with Sally Sitwell. 99 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:14,823 - We could steal a golf cart. - No, they keep 'em locked up. 100 00:05:14,924 --> 00:05:18,018 - I know, 'cause I have a key. - I'll go get my sweater. 101 00:05:18,127 --> 00:05:20,027 Oh, so you wanna use the key. 102 00:05:20,129 --> 00:05:23,428 But his father had a longtime competition with her father. 103 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:26,525 It looks like my boy is gonna be sticking it to your daughter, Sitwell. 104 00:05:26,636 --> 00:05:29,628 Stick it to her. Stick it to her. 105 00:05:29,739 --> 00:05:31,707 As a result, Michael was awkward around her. 106 00:05:31,807 --> 00:05:35,208 Should we go or... stick around? 107 00:05:35,311 --> 00:05:38,280 No, we're not gonna be sticking anything. Not-Not gonna stick a thing. 108 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:42,215 Since then, he'd always been eager to show her that he'd become a man. 109 00:05:42,318 --> 00:05:46,277 - Are you still working here? - No, no, no. Filling in for my son. 110 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:49,153 Michael, and- Wow. 111 00:05:49,258 --> 00:05:52,819 - Sally Stickwell. - Right. 112 00:05:52,929 --> 00:05:55,489 Because the guys wanted to stick it to me. 113 00:05:55,598 --> 00:05:57,395 - What? No. - I never- 114 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,559 - Michael used to say that. - No, I didn't. 115 00:05:59,669 --> 00:06:01,762 - You said other stuff. - I absolutely did not say that. 116 00:06:01,871 --> 00:06:04,669 - Man, he loved you. - So, Gob, tell me- 117 00:06:04,774 --> 00:06:06,742 are you still doing your little tricks? 118 00:06:06,842 --> 00:06:09,333 Do you consider this to be a little trick? 119 00:06:09,445 --> 00:06:13,142 Oh. Did you just squirt me with something? 120 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:15,911 It's lighter fluid. Didn't put in a new flint. 121 00:06:16,018 --> 00:06:19,920 But still, where did the lighter fluid come from? 122 00:06:20,022 --> 00:06:24,459 - That's- great. - Michael, maybe I'll see you over at the club. 123 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,358 We never really took that cart ride, did we? 124 00:06:27,463 --> 00:06:30,830 And we never will, 'cause I'm not there. 125 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:34,869 - Nor am I here. I mean, I'm here today. - I'm gonna go. 126 00:06:34,971 --> 00:06:37,201 - Okay. - Okay. 127 00:06:38,307 --> 00:06:40,775 Smooth, Michael... 128 00:06:40,876 --> 00:06:44,107 like her father's head, chest, arms, legs and ass. 129 00:06:44,213 --> 00:06:47,307 - What are you talkin' about? - He's hairless, Michael. It's a condition. 130 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:50,544 I hate the guy, but at least he's got- Satiny and smooth probably. 131 00:06:50,653 --> 00:06:52,553 I'm just different than you, Gob. 132 00:06:52,655 --> 00:06:56,614 I'm not gonna siphon gas out of some girl's car like you used to in high school... 133 00:06:56,726 --> 00:06:59,718 just so you can show up and say, "Car troubles?" 134 00:06:59,829 --> 00:07:02,525 It's called taking advantage. It's what gets you ahead in life. 135 00:07:02,632 --> 00:07:05,726 Like you did with our biggest shareholder, Lucille Austero. 136 00:07:05,835 --> 00:07:08,133 That was a one-time thing, Michael. It's over. 137 00:07:08,237 --> 00:07:10,899 It was far from over. 138 00:07:11,007 --> 00:07:16,411 - Shall I put the Posturepedic in the down position? - Elevate the knees this time. 139 00:07:16,512 --> 00:07:19,640 You just let Sally Sitwell slip away right when she was ready to go. 140 00:07:19,749 --> 00:07:21,717 - You were scared. - What are you talking about? 141 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:23,785 Come on. 142 00:07:23,886 --> 00:07:26,582 You gonna get off and do your little dance too? 143 00:07:26,689 --> 00:07:30,147 No, l-I hurt my ankle yesterday shooting hoops or something. 144 00:07:30,259 --> 00:07:33,319 Oh, God. My ankle. 145 00:07:33,429 --> 00:07:36,557 - Don't move. Let me- - No, no, no. It's bad. 146 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:38,896 - Mother! Mother! - Buster, it hurts. 147 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:42,493 Michael decided that perhaps he should go after Sally. 148 00:07:42,605 --> 00:07:44,664 Have you seen my other pair of pants? 149 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:47,436 Lupe washed them, and they sprouted. I threw them out. 150 00:07:47,543 --> 00:07:50,011 Well, that puts a lot of pressure on this pair. 151 00:07:50,112 --> 00:07:53,172 I think this one's good. Looks like it would've put up a fight. 152 00:07:53,282 --> 00:07:56,479 - I put up one to get it. - As long as it gets Frank Wrench to bid on me. 153 00:07:56,585 --> 00:07:58,485 - It won't. - Hey, Mom. 154 00:07:58,587 --> 00:08:00,885 I need to borrow your country club card. 155 00:08:00,990 --> 00:08:05,017 There's a friend I have that has lunch there often I'd like to run into. 156 00:08:05,127 --> 00:08:06,924 Sounds like you're asking for a favor. 157 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:11,159 - I know what that's gonna cost me. I'm willing to bid on you. - I'll give you the money. 158 00:08:11,267 --> 00:08:14,725 Start at five grand. If there are other bidders, back off gracefully. 159 00:08:14,837 --> 00:08:20,298 Shout out, "I get her 364 days a year for free!" or something. 160 00:08:20,409 --> 00:08:22,377 You're not gonna hear that phrase. 161 00:08:22,478 --> 00:08:25,811 Soon, Tobias came across a flyer that promised to improve... 162 00:08:25,915 --> 00:08:29,612 both his masculine self-image and his financial standing. 163 00:08:29,719 --> 00:08:31,619 They're literally blue, not sad. 164 00:08:31,721 --> 00:08:35,213 Meanwhile, Michael went to have his accidental encounter with Sally... 165 00:08:35,324 --> 00:08:38,384 - but had forgotten about the club's dress code for lunch. - We have a dress code. 166 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:41,886 I can't wear this. I look like I'm 16. 167 00:08:41,997 --> 00:08:43,487 - Michael? - Oh, no. 168 00:08:43,599 --> 00:08:45,567 - Hello, Michael. - Stan. 169 00:08:45,668 --> 00:08:49,001 - Hello, Sally. - Hi. So, are you meeting someone here for lunch? 170 00:08:49,105 --> 00:08:52,233 No. I was going to, then they canceled. So I'm gonna take off. 171 00:08:52,341 --> 00:08:55,799 - No. Just join us, please. - Michael knew he couldn't say no... 172 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:59,574 - but he also knew he couldn't flirt in front ofher father. - Let's do it. 173 00:08:59,682 --> 00:09:03,584 And at another table, Gob was being taken out to lunch. 174 00:09:03,686 --> 00:09:05,586 Read me the appetizers again. 175 00:09:05,688 --> 00:09:09,681 Fried cheese with club sauce. 176 00:09:09,792 --> 00:09:14,593 Popcorn shrimp with club sauce. 177 00:09:14,697 --> 00:09:16,824 Chicken fingers- 178 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:19,162 Oh, stop it. You're making me dizzy. 179 00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:21,759 With spicy club sauce. 180 00:09:21,871 --> 00:09:24,169 No! I mean stop it. 181 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:26,639 - Gob? - Michael. 182 00:09:26,742 --> 00:09:28,607 - Why don't you join us? - Oh, no. 183 00:09:28,711 --> 00:09:32,340 - I'm just helping her eat. - Oh, if you'd prefer privacy- 184 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:36,384 What? No. Are you kidding? I didn't even wanna have lunch with her in the first place. 185 00:09:36,485 --> 00:09:40,546 I just- or- I ju- 186 00:09:40,656 --> 00:09:43,955 And so lunch continued with both Bluth boys trying to prove... 187 00:09:44,059 --> 00:09:47,688 they weren't interested in the women they were interested in. 188 00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:51,631 When I saw those golf carts, it kind of brought back some memories. 189 00:09:51,734 --> 00:09:53,964 Did you have too much club sauce on your calamari? 190 00:09:54,069 --> 00:09:57,232 Gob, read me the desserts. 191 00:09:57,339 --> 00:09:59,034 She p- 192 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,507 probably forgot her old lady glasses. 193 00:10:01,610 --> 00:10:03,578 What is the matter with you, Goby? 194 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:06,375 I'm happy to read to the lovely lady. 195 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:09,542 An assortment of ice creams and sorbets. 196 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,882 - You all right with him reading to your girl? - Not my girl. 197 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:14,046 - Huh? - Why don't you read to your girl? 198 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:16,454 Come on. I don't have a girl. No, thanks. 199 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:19,027 - Already taken care of. Thank you. Thanks. - I'm sorry. 200 00:10:19,128 --> 00:10:22,029 Apparently there's been some increased activity on your card. 201 00:10:22,131 --> 00:10:24,326 It's been declined. 202 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:28,494 In fact, the increased activity on Michael's card was his father's. 203 00:10:28,604 --> 00:10:31,095 You think a hot tub is the best thing for someone with your condition? 204 00:10:31,207 --> 00:10:35,507 I can't see, but, uh, I didn't know there was a doctor installing this. 205 00:10:35,611 --> 00:10:38,171 Somebody order a case of Bag & Boil frozen dinners? 206 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,477 - I'm happy to get this. - No, no. No, please, Stan. I'll do it. Um- 207 00:10:41,584 --> 00:10:44,075 Can you put this on my mother's card? 208 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:47,053 Your mother? No. No, no, no. She's a pool member only. 209 00:10:47,156 --> 00:10:49,351 You'll excuse me if my tone is not polite... 210 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:51,756 but this is more polite than she has ever talked to me. 211 00:10:51,861 --> 00:10:56,195 Michael had a feeling why his credit card had been rejected. 212 00:10:56,298 --> 00:10:59,392 What the hell did you do? 213 00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:02,197 I overdid it. 214 00:11:02,304 --> 00:11:05,137 Oh, it's so hot. 215 00:11:09,258 --> 00:11:13,490 Michael's father hadjust installed a hot tub in the attic. 216 00:11:13,596 --> 00:11:16,588 - What happened to you? - I tried to drink some of the water... 217 00:11:16,699 --> 00:11:19,429 and it was too hot, and it tasted like soy sauce. 218 00:11:19,535 --> 00:11:23,403 I think the teriyaki chicken burst. 219 00:11:23,506 --> 00:11:26,634 That's why people typically don't cook in these things or install them in attics. 220 00:11:26,743 --> 00:11:31,043 You gotta get it out of here, Mikey. My eyes, they're burning. 221 00:11:31,147 --> 00:11:33,274 Wanna thank you for charging it to my credit card. 222 00:11:33,382 --> 00:11:35,612 You made me look very foolish in front of Sally Sitwell. 223 00:11:35,718 --> 00:11:37,879 - Did you stick it to her? - No, I didn't. 224 00:11:37,987 --> 00:11:40,717 You screwed that up, just like you screwed up this hot tub. 225 00:11:40,823 --> 00:11:42,791 Is that veal Marsala stuck in the intake? 226 00:11:42,892 --> 00:11:45,656 They all look so good on the boxes. 227 00:11:45,762 --> 00:11:47,787 You know, it's good you backed off Sally. 228 00:11:47,897 --> 00:11:53,426 I don't need that guy saying his daughter's sticking it to my loser son. 229 00:11:53,536 --> 00:11:58,371 You know something? The reason I never went after her is because you're always pushing me. 230 00:11:58,474 --> 00:12:02,274 But now that I know that I don't have your approval, l-I think that, uh... 231 00:12:02,378 --> 00:12:05,176 I think that I'll finally go for it. 232 00:12:05,281 --> 00:12:10,150 This isn't turning into the party hangout I hoped. 233 00:12:11,621 --> 00:12:14,249 - Hey. - Hey, I thought I heard something before... 234 00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:16,348 like a wolf drowning or something. 235 00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:18,825 I think that that was maybe the house settling. 236 00:12:18,928 --> 00:12:21,396 Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I mean, have you- 237 00:12:21,497 --> 00:12:24,125 have you settled on an artist's work to burn? 238 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:26,292 - I was thinking Eminem for a while. - Sure. 239 00:12:26,402 --> 00:12:28,893 But everyone is gonna be burning Eminem. So, you know- 240 00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:32,338 And then I got this Pat Boone album, but the guy is Christian. 241 00:12:32,441 --> 00:12:35,069 But, you know, I don't know. Somebody's gotta burn, right? 242 00:12:35,178 --> 00:12:38,409 - Well, I guess. - Right. 243 00:12:41,751 --> 00:12:45,152 - Hey. - Oh, boy. I got some looks on the bus 'cause of this. 244 00:12:45,254 --> 00:12:47,085 What are you doing with that thing? 245 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:50,648 I am going to catch that wolf, Michael. I'm gonna shoot it with this tranquilizer gun... 246 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,854 get the reward, and bid on my woman at the charity auction. 247 00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:57,126 Isn't there some kind of a waiting period for a rifle like that? 248 00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:59,201 It turns out there is. 249 00:12:59,302 --> 00:13:01,702 Two weeks? Isn't there a loophole? 250 00:13:01,804 --> 00:13:04,534 There is a gun show loophole. 251 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:08,406 What timing, huh? I mean, right out back they were having one. 252 00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:11,412 Gob, I'm going hunting for my wife. 253 00:13:11,514 --> 00:13:13,846 How lame was Lucille 2 at lunch, huh? 254 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:15,918 You've gotten attached, haven't you? 255 00:13:16,018 --> 00:13:18,213 You're not gonna tell anybody about this, are you? 256 00:13:18,321 --> 00:13:20,221 Come on. I'm not one to judge. 257 00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:23,383 Every time I've gone out with Sally, I've looked like I'm 12 years old. 258 00:13:23,492 --> 00:13:26,290 But, yes, I probably will tell people about this. 259 00:13:26,395 --> 00:13:30,889 Maybe we can strike up a deal. You keep this to yourself, I help you get Sally. 260 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,968 Siphon a little something from her car... 261 00:13:33,069 --> 00:13:35,560 you show up in the Corvette, looking like a man. 262 00:13:35,671 --> 00:13:37,571 Car troubles? 263 00:13:37,673 --> 00:13:39,937 Probably shouldn't do the fireball when you siphon the gas. 264 00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:43,375 I guess this flint's still got a little life left in it, huh? 265 00:13:43,479 --> 00:13:47,142 Lindsay, meanwhile, was waiting in the park for her date with Moses Taylor. 266 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,775 Sorry I'm late. Fans. 267 00:13:49,886 --> 00:13:53,083 Sometimes it takes a while to jar their memories. 268 00:13:53,189 --> 00:13:57,990 Nice fur. You know, there are some nuts out there who'd wanna throw red paint all over you. 269 00:13:58,094 --> 00:14:01,723 Wait a minute. I think there's one right over there. 270 00:14:01,831 --> 00:14:05,096 - Oh, my God. You're- - Someone needs to read this. 271 00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:08,170 And that's when Lindsay's heel went out. 272 00:14:12,508 --> 00:14:15,341 - I got him. - False alarm. 273 00:14:17,613 --> 00:14:19,604 Crap. 274 00:14:22,919 --> 00:14:27,015 - I'm being saved by Frank Wrench. - No, you're not. 275 00:14:27,123 --> 00:14:29,114 - Frank Wrench. - Shut up. 276 00:14:29,225 --> 00:14:32,285 But, unbeknownst to Lindsay and Tobias- - Oh, shoot. 277 00:14:32,395 --> 00:14:35,694 - Oh, great. - the actor who played Frank Wrench wasn't saving her... 278 00:14:35,798 --> 00:14:38,164 but was just trying to distance himself... 279 00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:42,203 from the outlandish "Moses Taylor Hunts People"scandal... 280 00:14:42,305 --> 00:14:45,536 that had been started by a rabid anti-gun fanatic. 281 00:14:49,412 --> 00:14:52,176 And that night, Michael went to help Sally... 282 00:14:52,281 --> 00:14:54,841 with the car problems Gob had created. 283 00:14:54,951 --> 00:14:57,920 What the hell? 284 00:14:58,020 --> 00:15:01,183 Only to find out things had gotten out ofhand for Gob. 285 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:04,191 Michael did look heroic as he went to put out the fire. 286 00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:07,490 Unfortunately, Sally arrived too late to see him that way. 287 00:15:07,596 --> 00:15:09,496 God, what happened? 288 00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:13,364 Car trouble. 289 00:15:17,072 --> 00:15:19,540 Gob hadjust blown up a car. 290 00:15:19,641 --> 00:15:22,041 The next thing I know, I'm running for my life. 291 00:15:22,144 --> 00:15:25,636 And all I could think was, if something were to ever happen to me... 292 00:15:25,747 --> 00:15:27,647 how sad I'd be, you know? 293 00:15:27,749 --> 00:15:31,515 What you did to me at lunch today- You were ashamed to be with me. 294 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:36,489 No! I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you. 295 00:15:36,592 --> 00:15:40,323 I'm sorry, but you have no courage. 296 00:15:40,429 --> 00:15:42,727 How can you say that? Shh. 297 00:15:42,831 --> 00:15:47,165 I thought I heard my mom. How can you say that? 298 00:15:47,269 --> 00:15:49,737 - And on the other side of the wall- - Michael? 299 00:15:49,838 --> 00:15:51,965 Lucille was finalizing her plans for the evening. 300 00:15:52,074 --> 00:15:53,974 You can bid up to 10,000. 301 00:15:54,076 --> 00:15:56,772 The deal is off. You didn't tell me it was a restricted membership. 302 00:15:56,879 --> 00:15:58,676 Find somebody else to do your bidding. 303 00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:00,577 There is no one else. 304 00:16:00,682 --> 00:16:02,946 - Hi. - Hi. 305 00:16:03,051 --> 00:16:05,713 - They said I could see you finally. - Yes. 306 00:16:05,821 --> 00:16:09,348 God, I just feel awful for whoever's car that was. 307 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:12,757 Mm-hmm. I know it. 308 00:16:12,861 --> 00:16:16,922 Sally, I was thinking that maybe you and I could- 309 00:16:17,032 --> 00:16:21,128 Don't try to talk. I have to run anyway. I gotta do this charity auction thing. 310 00:16:21,236 --> 00:16:25,764 I'm sorry, sir. Your Blue Cross Blue Shield was denied. We've called your mother. 311 00:16:28,911 --> 00:16:32,540 I'll be back. I'll check on you later. Feel better. 312 00:16:32,648 --> 00:16:36,345 Go out sometime. 313 00:16:36,451 --> 00:16:38,919 Michael decided to bid on her at the auction... 314 00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:41,990 and he knewjust where he could get the money to do so. 315 00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:45,253 Yeah. Start draining the hot tub. It's going back. 316 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,988 And Lucille, with no other prospects... 317 00:16:48,096 --> 00:16:50,894 turned to the son she least expected to support her. 318 00:16:50,999 --> 00:16:55,834 Gob, I don't suppose I could pay you to bid on me at a charity auction. 319 00:16:55,938 --> 00:16:58,771 And Gob was just depressed enough to do so. 320 00:16:58,874 --> 00:17:01,001 - Whatever you want. - Oh, goody. 321 00:17:01,109 --> 00:17:03,577 And finally, George Michael and Ann's... 322 00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:06,307 Christian music bonfire was under way. 323 00:17:06,415 --> 00:17:10,408 - Without ever going to the gym. - I can't believe how many people you told about this. 324 00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:13,784 Yeah, I hope I didn't confuse people by saying it was a CD burning party. 325 00:17:13,889 --> 00:17:15,857 Great party! 326 00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:18,950 Maeby, I burned like 10 CD's from somebody's MP3 player. 327 00:17:19,061 --> 00:17:20,961 This is a disaster. 328 00:17:21,063 --> 00:17:23,531 Maybe you shouldjust try listening to some of the music. 329 00:17:23,632 --> 00:17:25,759 Yeah, some of the artists are kind of talented. 330 00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:29,530 I don't know if you've heard ofThe Jerky Boys. They do prank phone calls. 331 00:17:29,638 --> 00:17:33,267 It's kind of old school, but- I have the tape in my room. 332 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,866 I accidentally didn't burn it yet. 333 00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:39,847 - Meanwhile, the auction began. - Next up... 334 00:17:39,948 --> 00:17:42,746 we've got last year's charity case, Lindsay Fünke. 335 00:17:42,851 --> 00:17:45,319 - Lindsay showed up- - Oh, no. Not again. 336 00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:48,389 although she was still feeling the effects of the tranquilizer. 337 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:51,891 - Hundred dollars, folks? - Stick a wrench in me. I'm done. 338 00:17:51,994 --> 00:17:53,825 - Anybody got 50? - My wife is humiliated. 339 00:17:53,929 --> 00:17:57,456 This is my chance to right the small wrong that I did. 340 00:17:57,566 --> 00:18:01,161 You shot her in the ass with about four ounces of horse tranquilizer. 341 00:18:01,269 --> 00:18:04,067 I haven't been the perfect husband. Yes, I admit that. - Twenty? 342 00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:06,640 But now is my chance to be a hero. 343 00:18:06,742 --> 00:18:09,575 - Please, Michael, give me some of your money. - Ten? 344 00:18:09,678 --> 00:18:12,647 - Does anybody have 10? - I've got $5,000, and I need that for Sally... 345 00:18:12,748 --> 00:18:15,979 - but if you wanna make a low bid- - Five thousand dollars. 346 00:18:16,084 --> 00:18:19,053 For that? Sold. 347 00:18:19,154 --> 00:18:21,315 I think you overpaid. 348 00:18:21,423 --> 00:18:23,721 George Michael's prospects were also improving... 349 00:18:23,825 --> 00:18:26,589 - as the two made prank phone calls together. - Let me try. 350 00:18:27,629 --> 00:18:29,722 - Hey, rubberneck. - Ann... 351 00:18:29,831 --> 00:18:33,096 could you and George Michael please call someone else for a little while? 352 00:18:33,201 --> 00:18:35,169 - He knows it was us. - What? 353 00:18:42,144 --> 00:18:44,169 We finally got a good one comin'up. 354 00:18:44,279 --> 00:18:47,840 Sally Sitwell. What do I hear? 355 00:18:47,949 --> 00:18:50,713 - Five hundred dollars. - You're not bidding? I was hoping you would. 356 00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:52,684 - Six hundred! - You were? 357 00:18:52,788 --> 00:18:54,483 You're a good kid. You always have been. 358 00:18:54,589 --> 00:18:57,217 Not like that showboat of a father of yours, if you don't mind me saying. 359 00:18:57,325 --> 00:19:00,055 - Seven hundred! - I've called him so much worse. 360 00:19:00,162 --> 00:19:02,756 The truth is, sir, I am interested... 361 00:19:02,864 --> 00:19:05,355 but I don't have the money to buy your daughter. 362 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:09,096 - You sure do drive a nice car. - Eight hundred. 363 00:19:09,204 --> 00:19:11,798 And I need one. Mine got torched today. 364 00:19:11,907 --> 00:19:14,967 One thousand! Drop it off when you drop my daughter off tonight. 365 00:19:15,077 --> 00:19:18,877 And finally, with both the approval of Sally's father... 366 00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:23,940 and the lack of approval ofhis own, Michael was ready to make his move. 367 00:19:24,052 --> 00:19:27,283 - 15,000. - What? 368 00:19:27,389 --> 00:19:29,380 - Wow. - Yeah. 369 00:19:29,491 --> 00:19:31,721 I gotta tell ya. This puts a lot of pressure on me. 370 00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:34,990 - It's for a good cause. - I heard it was to reseed the greens. 371 00:19:35,097 --> 00:19:38,396 Gonna be a lot of shifts for you at the banana stand, huh? 372 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,298 I should be honest with you. I don't have that much money... 373 00:19:41,403 --> 00:19:44,804 - and I sold the Corvette to cover it. - That's quick. To who? 374 00:19:44,906 --> 00:19:47,500 - Your father, as a matter of fact. - My father? 375 00:19:47,609 --> 00:19:50,271 - Yeah. - My father can't drive a convertible. 376 00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:52,403 Mind if I open it up? 377 00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:56,407 Wow! 378 00:19:56,518 --> 00:19:59,419 - Got some pickup. - This is just like him. 379 00:19:59,521 --> 00:20:01,682 He always interferes with everyone I date. 380 00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:04,987 Well, you can tell him to give you your car back. 381 00:20:05,093 --> 00:20:08,995 - But I bought you. - I'm sorry. I'm not like you. 382 00:20:09,097 --> 00:20:13,761 I'd almost rather date someone my father doesn't approve of. 383 00:20:13,869 --> 00:20:16,667 Thanks anyway. 384 00:20:19,608 --> 00:20:23,942 That-That-That is like me. That's exactly like me! 385 00:20:24,045 --> 00:20:27,071 And soon it was time for Gob to bid on his mother. 386 00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:31,141 Not all bad. The only one bidding on Lucille 2 is that hairless Sitwell. 387 00:20:31,253 --> 00:20:33,016 Seven right there. Eight. 388 00:20:33,121 --> 00:20:34,952 - Sitwell's bidding on Lucille 2? - Nine. 389 00:20:35,056 --> 00:20:38,583 First he fires me, then he steals my- 390 00:20:38,693 --> 00:20:41,526 - Going once- - mother's best friend. 391 00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:43,860 Going twice. Nine going twice. 392 00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:47,162 - $10,000. - Oh, how grand. 393 00:20:47,269 --> 00:20:51,467 Sold. Up from $800 to $ 10,000. 394 00:20:51,573 --> 00:20:54,565 Wow. You guys really want a new golf course. 395 00:20:54,676 --> 00:20:57,975 And all from nonmembers. 396 00:20:58,079 --> 00:21:00,809 On the next Arrested Development. 397 00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:04,147 George Sr. Shows up to bid on Lucille. 398 00:21:04,252 --> 00:21:06,220 But the sound ofhis wolf call... 399 00:21:06,321 --> 00:21:09,017 and the smell of chicken teriyaki interfere. 400 00:21:09,124 --> 00:21:11,024 No, no, no, no. 401 00:21:11,126 --> 00:21:13,890 No. Oh. Oh. Oh, no.