1 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:05,280 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,240 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:09,520 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,640 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,360 Low-carb diets are sweeping the nation... 6 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,400 but some local businesses are being left in the dust. 7 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,840 - And the latest on Iraq... - Hey, George Michael. 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,880 They're gonna show that interview you did. We're gonna watch it on Thursday, okay? 9 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,160 - I'll make some popcorn. - Popcorn? Really? Cool. 10 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,760 - Yeah, the hell with Atkins, huh? - Oh. Yeah. 11 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:37,120 Oh, why blow it now? I'll fry up some bacon. 12 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,760 Uh, Dad... 13 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,680 Buddy, you gotta take it easy, okay? 14 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,600 I'm showing this as a model again. 15 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,400 I don't want people to think we've got shoddy workmanship. 16 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,760 That might not have been your fault. 17 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,240 I know. Nothing works in this house. 18 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,440 - Tell me about it. - Is that a shot at me? 19 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,148 - Probably. 20 00:00:58,149 --> 00:01:00,080 - Because for your information, I got a job. 21 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,120 - Really? What kind of job? - Beads. 22 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,240 - Bees? - Beads. - Beads? 23 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,440 - Gob's not on board. - Beads are very big right now. 24 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,120 Uh, anklets, necklaces, you name it. 25 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,880 - Bracelets? - But I'll need some start-up money. 26 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,240 I'm in. But we're gonna need a lot. 27 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,360 Beads aren't cheap. Are beads cheap? 28 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,480 Gob, shouldn't you be in bed? 29 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,520 Well, we got a meeting with Dad's attorney today. 30 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,440 He's gonna want me to take a lie-detector test... 31 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,160 to use as evidence in Dad's trial, but, uh, I don't want to. 32 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,640 What if they ask about a magic trick? I just... I can't risk it. 33 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:34,480 They're not gonna ask you anything. They want me to take the polygraph test. 34 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,640 But... I'm the oldest. 35 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,160 - The matriarch, if you will. - Sure. I will. 36 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,036 Listen, I have to do this to help out Dad, 37 00:01:41,037 --> 00:01:43,040 and you don't know anything about our business. 38 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:47,080 Gob, I'm not looking for a partner. And, believe me, if I was, it would not be you. 39 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,400 Oh. Good. 40 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,480 Well, I'll start my own business. How hard can it be? 41 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,600 Z- z-z-z-z! 42 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,360 Bz-z-z-z-z-z! 43 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,720 We'll see who brings in more honey. 44 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,440 - He's thinking about bees again. - Oh. 45 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,151 I'm not just gonna cut you a check so you can 46 00:02:05,152 --> 00:02:06,640 throw it away on another failed business. 47 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,000 Hey, "Mommy, What Will I Look Like?" should have worked. 48 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,040 Lindsay had once started a photo-enhancing service... 49 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,120 which gave new parents a glimpse at what their infants would look like... 50 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,160 in half a century. 51 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,800 Hey, you put an ugly kid in, you can't be surprised when an ugly adult comes out. 52 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:24,360 Look, I need to become self-reliant. It's not gonna last with Tobias. 53 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,791 He's completely oblivious. 54 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:28,160 He's got no idea how I'm feeling or thinking. 55 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:32,000 - So there's no sex? - I mean, how do you not have sex with me? 56 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,680 It is a struggle. I'll tell you what. 57 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,600 I'll help you out, but you gotta work. 58 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,040 Great. Before you know it, I'll be in the red. 59 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,520 And you can take that to the bank. 60 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,520 I'm sure they'll contact me first. 61 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:46,240 And that's when Michael got a call that made him wish... 62 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,480 he hadn't promised his sister the money. 63 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,400 Hello. 64 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,840 Kitty? 65 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:56,360 And later, the family waited for Michael at the prison meeting room. 66 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,400 - How do you make money from it? - I don't know. Honey? 67 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,680 - Or just as gifts. - Who'd want a bee as a gift? 68 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:04,160 While Buster and Annyong waitedjust outside. 69 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,560 - Come on. Just let me have one bite. - No. 70 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,600 Mother said no carbohydrate for you if you ever gonna... 71 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,520 get girlfriend that's not old lady. 72 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,080 - At least I can get a girlfriend. - I can get a girlfriend before you. 73 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,720 - Oh, we'll see about that. - Why aren't you in there? 74 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,400 Oh, I was just keeping Annyong company. 75 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,480 Give me that bagel, you little... Give it to me! 76 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,520 Whoa! Our star witness! Come here. 77 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,880 Good to see you. You know what? Don't get too close to me. 78 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,760 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe. I think something laid eggs on me. 79 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:33,440 - Thanks for the heads-up. - That's okay. We've got your polygraph set for tomorrow. 80 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,720 - About that... - I'll tell them, Michael. 81 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,440 I won't do it. I'm afraid of what I might know. 82 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,440 You? No one wants you. Does anyone want him? 83 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,800 - Who would want him? - They don't want you. 84 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,600 - Good. - I might not be the best witness either. 85 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,549 - I got a phone call from Kitty this morning. 86 00:03:49,550 --> 00:03:50,350 - His secretary? 87 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,640 - My secretary. - She says that she's got some evidence... 88 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,360 and she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands. 89 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,280 Oh, that is just great. 90 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:01,440 And now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. 91 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,400 I mean, this family runs into problems, it's... 92 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,320 "Oh, let's have Gob our way out of it. " 93 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:06,672 - What is the matter with you? 94 00:04:06,673 --> 00:04:08,520 - It's me that she wants to meet with, Gob. 95 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,920 Oh. Good. 96 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,240 Now, what does she have, Dad? I need to know. 97 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:13,926 No, you can't know. 98 00:04:13,927 --> 00:04:15,360 We got to keep you nice and clean, Michael. 99 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,116 - Especially if you're going to take that lie detector test. 100 00:04:18,117 --> 00:04:19,240 - He is absolutely right. 101 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,600 Find out what Kitty wants andjust give it to her... 102 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,800 but don't find out what she knows. 103 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,000 Michael, you can save this business. 104 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,400 You are the only one who can do it. 105 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,920 Yeah, besides me, right? But I kind of got my hands full with these babies. 106 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,520 - He's got bees! - No bees! 107 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,480 Get it! 108 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,800 They don't allow you to have bees in here. 109 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,280 And business was slow at the banana stand... 110 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,360 - when George Michael made a new friend. - Hi. 111 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,440 - Hi. - Are bananas high in carbohydrates? 112 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,360 Oh, you're on Atkins too? 113 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,720 Uh, yeah. Actually, that's, um... that's why I'm gonna be on... on TV. 114 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:53,478 - You are? 115 00:04:53,479 --> 00:04:56,240 - I was interviewed for Hindsight, with John Beard. 116 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,480 I, uh, I gave them a joke, but I don't know if they're gonna use it. 117 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,320 You know, thanks to this diet craze, the last time we had a customer... 118 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,080 the banana stand was still green. 119 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:08,320 Lose it. No, lose the whole kid. We'll just go with the Iraq piece. 120 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,160 - That's so cool. - I guess. 121 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,560 You wanna watch over at my house? 122 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,200 Yeah, I-I guess. 123 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,160 And Michael headed off to meet Kitty. 124 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,080 Their last meeting had ended poorly. 125 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,520 Say good-bye to your company, Michael. 126 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,720 - And say good-bye to these. - No, no, no, no. 127 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,960 So Michael was understandably anxious about their reunion. 128 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,160 Guess I do get to see them again, huh? 129 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:36,000 Can we please have one conversation that's not about my rack, Michael? 130 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,320 - Yeah. - Maybe a better question would be... 131 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,160 what evidence do I have against you, because... 132 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,080 No, no, no. I don't... I don't wanna know. 133 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,400 I just want to know what you want. 134 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,880 I'd like to be in charge of the Bluth Company. 135 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,455 Well, I want a hamburger and French fries, 136 00:05:48,456 --> 00:05:50,080 but I can't have the bun or potatoes. Get real. 137 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,560 I deserve it. Your father promised it to me on the day he went to prison. 138 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,600 Sounds like something that he would do. 139 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,360 And if I can't be in charge, then I'm going to have to tell the entire world... 140 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,080 that your father was building houses overseas... 141 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,480 - without paying... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, stop. Stop. 142 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:10,240 Act... No. Finish. Finish. Um, without paying what? Taxes? 143 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:13,760 Model houses, Michael. Overseas. 144 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,840 And he hid it... from the U.S. government. 145 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,360 That's it? That's what my dad's been hiding... back taxes? 146 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,160 And unless you plan on paying them... 147 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,520 your dad's gonna be in prison for a long time. 148 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,503 No, we'll pay them. Forget it. We'll just... 149 00:06:27,504 --> 00:06:29,280 We'll mortgage the company if we have to. 150 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,271 We found money for those. 151 00:06:30,272 --> 00:06:31,840 We'll find money for taxes. Good to see ya. 152 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:36,800 Yeah. If I was in charge, that would have been my first move too. 153 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,320 As Michael returned home, George Michael was heading out... 154 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,840 to meet the girl from the banana stand. 155 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,240 Great news. The business is gonna be okay. 156 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,240 Yeah, I thought bananas would be okay on the diet. 157 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,640 No, I-I meant... Well... You haven't been eating those, have you? 158 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:52,120 - No. No. Not at all. Just some nuts. - Good. Those are fine. 159 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,920 What I meant was, I think we're gonna be seeing Pop-Pop sooner than we thought. 160 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,960 Huh? Does that sound good? 161 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:01,280 - Do you hear that rattle? - It is very worrisome. 162 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,000 - Hey, what the hell are you doing? - Great news, Michael. 163 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,600 We're thinking of purchasing a Bluth model home. 164 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,280 And let's check the oven. 165 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,200 Whoa! That doesn't inspire confidence. 166 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,120 Lindsay, the bead business taking off, is it? 167 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:17,040 Actually, I am the breadwinner, Michael, as it turns out. 168 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,080 I was walking in a strange place today... 169 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,360 a place I'd never set foot in before. 170 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,120 Tobias, walking down a street he'd been down many times... 171 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:28,280 saw a book he'd written years earlier as a psychiatrist. 172 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,640 The book, initially unsuccessful, had suddenly caught fire... 173 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:34,800 although, strangely, only in the gay community. 174 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:38,280 The book is huge. And I have a bit of money coming my way as a result. 175 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,480 So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go upstairs and run the shower. 176 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,680 Let me know if it's too loud in the kitchen. 177 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,640 Okay, honey. 178 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,092 So, your husband comes into some money, 179 00:07:47,093 --> 00:07:48,800 and suddenly he's not so oblivious anymore, huh? 180 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,120 Hey, now, this is not me being shallow, Michael. 181 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,640 He's written a self-help book that's helping people. 182 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,560 - That does take some insight. - Listen. 183 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,480 This better not mean you're blowing off the bead store. 184 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,440 Well, uh, seeing as though you brought it up, 185 00:07:59,441 --> 00:08:01,200 maybe we should get out of this investment. 186 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,840 - I mean, seriously, Michael... beads? - I knew you'd do this. 187 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,480 You work for three seconds, and you find something easier and grab it. 188 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,400 It's "Dip-A-Pet" all over again. 189 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:11,400 Lindsay also had a brief foray into what she had then hoped... 190 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:12,555 - Come back here! 191 00:08:12,556 --> 00:08:15,400 - would be the burgeoning fad of custom pet coloring. 192 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,480 Well, that would've worked if you'd sprung for a bigger sink. 193 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,960 George Michael, our show's about to start. 194 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,520 - He went out on his date. - A date? 195 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,520 But we had plans to... A date with who? 196 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,261 Some girl. I mean, she barely has a face. 197 00:08:28,262 --> 00:08:30,080 You couldn't pick her out of a lineup of one. 198 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,440 But first, the palaces of Iraq. 199 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,560 Trisha, tell us about these new mini-palaces of Saddam's you've discovered. 200 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:38,560 Our troops have been living here for the last few days... 201 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:42,320 and, as you can tell, they've made themselves right at home. 202 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:46,080 Now, a lot of this damage is just due to shoddy workmanship... 203 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,880 but the real surprise here is that these homes... 204 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:52,160 appear to be American-built to begin with. 205 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:54,120 There have been sanctions against doing business... 206 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,280 with Hussein's regime since the early '90s... 207 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:57,292 - so who built them? 208 00:08:57,293 --> 00:08:59,400 - Does that look a little like our kitchen island? 209 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,720 Well, whoever it is, they're in a world of trouble. 210 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,880 Michael realized that his father's crimes... 211 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,760 might be bigger than he thought. 212 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:11,480 There's a good chance I may have committed some light treason. 213 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:15,400 This might even be considered light treason. 214 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,000 Oh, my God. 215 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:29,120 Michael hadjust found out his father might have committed... 216 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:32,080 some light treason by building model homes in Iraq. 217 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,160 And he tried to get ahold of Kitty, who he knew had the evidence. 218 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,840 Unfortunately, Kitty was meeting with Gob at the time. 219 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:41,520 - What about hash browns? - No, because hash browns are potatoes. 220 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,920 So you really can't eat anything on this diet. 221 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Wow. Wonder how this is gonna affect my honey business? 222 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,400 Gob, I have seen you get passed over... 223 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,680 time and time again by your family. 224 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,960 You don't deserve that. You're smarter than them. 225 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:58,600 What about macaroni... let me finish... salad? 226 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:01,080 Gob, this is your time. 227 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,000 With my help, knowing what I know... 228 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,545 - we could take over the Bluth Company together. 229 00:10:07,546 --> 00:10:08,159 - Wow! 230 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,480 This is a side of you I'd never noticed before. 231 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,960 Have they always been that big? 232 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,080 And the next day, Michael went to his mother's. 233 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:19,080 I saw an exposé on the Iraq palaces last night... 234 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,640 and I could have sworn that one of them was the Sea Wind unit. 235 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:26,120 That's funny. I always pictured Iraq in the middle of the desert. 236 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,840 Dad sold houses to the Iraqis, didn't he? 237 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,360 And this is what you kept from me so I could take the polygraph test. 238 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:31,400 Tell me the truth, okay? 239 00:10:31,401 --> 00:10:33,480 'Cause there's been a lot of lying in this family. 240 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,480 And a lot of love. 241 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,040 - More lies. - Look, I never knew about anything. 242 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,320 But I had my suspicions. 243 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,240 He never told me where he was going... 244 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,800 but he used to come back from those business trips reeking of lamb. 245 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,640 And people would send figs... not even at Christmas. 246 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:51,040 In the middle of October. 247 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,280 Oh, and once, someone sent him a toe... 248 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,360 and he went white as a sheet. 249 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,440 I think you're right, Michael. 250 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,800 Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. 251 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,400 I'm the first born. Sick of playing second fiddle. 252 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,640 Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. 253 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,080 Being the fifth wheel. 254 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,520 There are six things I'm mad about... 255 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,360 - and I'm taking over. - You want to be in charge? 256 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:16,755 - Yeah. 257 00:11:16,756 --> 00:11:18,520 - You want to deal with what I deal with... 258 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,880 a sister who takes your money and throws it away; 259 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,800 a mother who you can't trust; 260 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,880 a company whose founder may be on trial for treason... 261 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,160 Is that what you want? 262 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:32,868 - What kind of vacation time does it offer? 263 00:11:32,869 --> 00:11:33,599 - Yeah. 264 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,800 Gob realized that the power play he promised to make with Kitty... 265 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,840 - had perhaps come at a bad time. - I've made a huge mistake. 266 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,200 And Tobias was having his first book reading. 267 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,680 And, for the ease of the reader, I have changed all the gender-related pronouns... 268 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,560 "he," "she"... to the masculine "he. " 269 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:53,760 "The Man Inside Me. For Lindsay, my rock. 270 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,280 I could not have done this without him. " 271 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,360 And Lindsay arrived to support her husband. 272 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,760 "For there is a man inside me, and only when he's finally out... 273 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:08,120 can I walk free of pain. " 274 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,560 This book is gonna sell, like, a billion copies. 275 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,640 Lindsay! Oh, I'm so glad you came. 276 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,600 I was hoping for more women. 277 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,960 Perhaps I shouldn't have just used "he. " I think that was a mistake. 278 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:22,080 And Lindsay realized that Tobias was just as oblivious as she'd always thought. 279 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,600 Tobias, I don't think this relationship is gonna work. 280 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:27,600 What are you talking about? We've had some great times. 281 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,520 We've got nothing left, Tobias. 282 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,880 And Michael went to confront his father. 283 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,440 You're building houses in Iraq? I mean, do you know how they punish treason? 284 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,680 - First time. - I've never heard of a second. 285 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,280 Oh, I've got the worst... attorneys. 286 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,280 This is why I didn't want to get you involved, but we can fix this. 287 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,812 - What are Kitty's demands? What does she want? 288 00:12:47,813 --> 00:12:48,479 - She wants my job. 289 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,400 Suddenly everybody wants my job, and I should've given it to her. 290 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:54,600 You mean, you didn't? Michael! She has the evidence of what we did over there. 291 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,080 No, all she thinks it is is unpaid taxes. 292 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,920 Yeah. What if she gives it to someone who's even moderately intelligent? 293 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,960 In fact, Kitty had gone to someone moderately intelligent... 294 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:06,000 in her continuing quest for control of the Bluth Company. 295 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,085 - I can't believe you called me for a date. 296 00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:09,680 - You didn't tell anyone, did you? 297 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,600 Are you kidding? I don't need to brag... 298 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,160 that some people haven't even been on a date! 299 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,600 Day not over yet, fatty. 300 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,960 You weren't thinking clearly. I mean, none of us are. 301 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,880 We need bread. 302 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,360 If this information was so damaging, why didn't you just shred it? 303 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,760 Well, Saddam owed us money. 304 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,560 You didn't realize that he wouldn't pay? 305 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,600 Your mom had a good feeling about him. 306 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:36,880 So Mom knew this entire time, and shejust lied to my face for months and months? 307 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:40,560 Let me tell you something, Dad. This is... This is your problem. Okay? Not mine. 308 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,461 Well, maybe it wouldn't be my problem if 309 00:13:42,462 --> 00:13:44,600 you did what I asked for once in your life... 310 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,680 - and you gave Kitty what I asked you to! - Once in my damn life? 311 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,680 All I've ever done my entire life is do exactly what you told me to, all right? 312 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:54,600 I've done everything for this family, Pop. Not anymore. Kitty can have my job. 313 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,160 And you can take your own polygraph test, 'cause I'm done. 314 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,830 - I'm done with you, and I'm done with the business. 315 00:13:59,831 --> 00:14:00,319 - Great. 316 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:04,480 I'm gonna get a lethal injection because my son won't eat a potato. 317 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,640 George Sr., in a surprise move... 318 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,800 volunteered to take the polygraph. 319 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,648 - So did you swipe the sedative from the infirmary... 320 00:14:14,649 --> 00:14:14,959 - No! 321 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,120 - to lower your heart rate? - No! It's okay. I want to do this... 322 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,400 because I want people to know I never willfully deceived anyone. 323 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,480 Mistakes were made, but I never intended to hurt anyone! 324 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,080 I was trying to support my family! 325 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,320 - He doesn't appear to be on a sedative. - But I can see clearly now... 326 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,694 sitting in this chair, strapped to this machine, 327 00:14:29,695 --> 00:14:31,800 I can see that my life has become a failure! 328 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,120 I've let people down, let myself down. 329 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,680 But I love my country! I love it here! 330 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,360 You can shop... I love my... Can't breathe. 331 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:45,040 - I can't breathe! - Wait! Wait! Are you guilty? Yes or no? 332 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,680 - I think he's having a heart attack. - That was not a nod. No. 333 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,680 - That was not a nod. - Call an ambulance! 334 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:57,240 - Oh, how is he? - Stable. 335 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,400 But they don't know if he's due for another one. 336 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,286 It's his own fault. What kind of diet is this? 337 00:15:03,287 --> 00:15:04,480 It's too much meat. 338 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,520 I want all of you off this immediately. 339 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,240 Except you. 340 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,920 Tobias! I can't believe you came! 341 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,920 Oh, come on, Lindsay. This is my family. 342 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,600 And Lindsay realized that perhaps they did have something left... 343 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,200 a real connection. 344 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,760 Also, Dale, one of the gentlemen from my reading... 345 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,560 is a nurse here, so we were able to park right out front. 346 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,200 Oh! Barry. Did you talk to a doctor? 347 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,880 I did. I have poison oak. 348 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,600 Do you believe it? Where the hell did I get that? 349 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,240 - She was talking about George. - No, he's the same. 350 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:44,080 Look, I guess we should decide who's gonna speak for the family. I would... 351 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,680 but I have Laker tickets. 352 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,520 Buster knew this was his chance... 353 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,480 to put Kitty's coup d'état in action. 354 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,760 He wondered ifhe was up for it. 355 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,240 Someone might have to sign the "do not resuscitate" form. 356 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,656 - And he decided he wasn't. 357 00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,240 - I need to make a telephone call. Get out of something. 358 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,360 I'm in charge now. 359 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,560 I speak for this family. 360 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,120 I mean, I-I could, if you wanted me to. 361 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,760 I'd rather not, obviously. Don't know what I'd say. 362 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,320 Why do I have to be the one? I don't need this. 363 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,600 Why does this have to become my problem? No. I'm out. 364 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,720 Forget it. Find somebody else. I'm sick of it. 365 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,296 - I'm sick of doing everything for this family. 366 00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:22,320 - Where is Michael? 367 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,560 - Typical. - Did somebody call him? 368 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,560 In fact, they hadn't. 369 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,200 And at that moment, he was determined to finally get... 370 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,440 - as far away from his family as possible. - Hey, pal. 371 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,680 - Pack your bags. - Where are we goin'? 372 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,760 Anywhere. Joshua Tree, space camp, the Baseball Hall of Fame... 373 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,486 Everything you and I have always wanted to do 374 00:16:38,487 --> 00:16:40,240 but haven't been able to because of this family. 375 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,055 - We're just gonna go? 376 00:16:41,056 --> 00:16:42,960 - Yeah. And I don't know if we're even gonna come back. 377 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,520 - There's nothing keeping us here. - Well, Dad... 378 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,510 - I like it here. 379 00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:48,920 - What the hell's going on with you lately? 380 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,040 I wanted to watch Hindsight, and you weren't there. 381 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,960 I want to pack up and desert the family, and you don't want to. 382 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,880 - Is it this new girlfriend? - No, it... 383 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,440 It's because of the family. I like the family. 384 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,390 - I mean, if we leave, who's gonna take care of these people? 385 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,191 - I don't know. 386 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,476 The state or the police. 387 00:17:06,477 --> 00:17:09,360 Maybe the Magicians' Alliance will pick up some slack. 388 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,280 Hey. That's gonna be them, and they're gonna want something. 389 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,400 We're not answering that. 390 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,000 Hello? 391 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:27,040 - Where's George Michael? - Exactly. Where is he? 392 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,320 Ever since he's been dating this Annie McNo-face, he's been blowing me off. 393 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,560 - Oh, hey. Where's Pop-Pop? - Room 212. 394 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,040 And that's when Maeby decided... 395 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:39,000 that perhaps she could use her uncle to make her cousin jealous. 396 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,080 Hey, Dad. Wait up. 397 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,720 That was a waste of time. 398 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,200 How's he doin'? 399 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,360 He's hanging in there. 400 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,760 He keeps trying to get this I. V. out ofhis arm. I don't understand why. 401 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,680 It's just glucose. 402 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,080 We're all trying to stay away from sugar. 403 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,400 - He's gonna be okay, right? - Absolutely. Absolutely. You all right? 404 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,720 I'll handle this one, Michael. 405 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:12,440 Don't you worry. It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. 406 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,360 Old bear! 407 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,280 He likes the honey! 408 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,720 He never got a chance to see my bee business take off. 409 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,200 Hey, come on, now. Dad's gonna be around another 30 years, Gob. 410 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,680 Your business, uh, might not. 411 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,360 You're a good brother, Michael. 412 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:34,240 Heart attack never stop old Big Bear. 413 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,240 I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. 414 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:41,040 - We never had a chance to! - Hey, hey. Come on, Gob. 415 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:45,400 Everybody, I'm very sorry, okay? I feel awful. I should have been here. 416 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,531 I was the one that was supposed to take that polygraph test, 417 00:18:47,532 --> 00:18:48,640 and then I just turned on him... 418 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,640 and then this happened, but never again, okay? 419 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:54,000 I will never, ever leave this family, no matter what. 420 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,960 - You should've been here. - I feel like I covered that. 421 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,880 - Well, you didn't say it. - I feel awful. I should have been here. 422 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,480 Maybe you're right. Maybe I didn't say it. I should have been here. 423 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,760 - Excuse me, Mr. Bluth. - Hmm? 424 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,520 We lost him. 425 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,920 He just, uh, got away from us. I'm sorry. 426 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,280 Uh, can we go in there? 427 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,720 If you want. Not a lot to see. 428 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,720 Maybe not for you, but for us. 429 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:44,320 And that's when the family realized that George Sr. wasn't dead... 430 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:47,360 but was fleeing the country that he loved so very much. 431 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,760 Pack your bags. 432 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,520 On the next season of Arrested Development. 433 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,120 The family grapples with the news they hadjust heard. 434 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,600 Why would a doctor say he's "gone" when he means he's escaped? 435 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,640 God, I've missed bread. Mmm. 436 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,760 Wouldn't you say, "He left out the window'... 437 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,760 or, "The room's empty. " 438 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,680 Maeby's life gets a little more complicated. 439 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,080 It's so obvious. He gave himself the shot to make it look like a heart attack. 440 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,400 - How could they not see that? - Maybe we should kiss again... 441 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,800 and teach them a lesson about obvious. 442 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,640 And Kitty helps George Sr. escape.