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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...
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and the one son
who had no choice...
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but to keep them all together.
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It's Arrested Development.
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Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell.
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I still can't believe we got in.
This place is usually so packed on Sundays.
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In addition to its Sunday popularity...
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the bistro was also famous
for something called the Skip's Scramble-
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an egg dish that contained
everything on the menu.
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Don't order the Skip's Scramble.
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Just more good luck. Everything's been
going so well since we started goin'out.
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I think we've actually
gone out eight times now.
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Which included a record-tying...
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three lovemaking sessions
in one night for Michael.
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- Yes!
- Just think...
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how different everything in our lives would be
if we'd gotten together in high school.
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Of course, I wouldn't
have had George Michael.
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We probably would've had
an entirely different kind of child.
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I really hope
he's okay with us goin' out.
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We're very close.
We don't keep anything from each other.
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Oh, no, it's my Dad.
I'm supposed to be at work.
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You know, George Michael,
you worry too much.
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It's Sunday. You're allowed to
have a couple of hours off.
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You don't see me nervous
about being on my third Virgin Mary.
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Why would you be nervous?
There's no alcohol in a Virgin Mary.
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There isn't?
This is unbelievable.
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Can I get a virgin piña colada
when you get a chance?
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Now we'll get
things started.
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Hi. This is so, uh-
I was just-
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Hey, okay.
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I want to introduce you to Sally.
This is George Michael.
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- My niece, Maeby.
- It's nice to meet you.
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I just shut down the banana stand
for a half an hour.
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- I can keep it open late tonight if you-
- No. Hey. Come on.
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Make me sound like a taskmaster.
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But if- if you want to keep it open
an extra hour, you know.
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So, this is Sally.
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- Is she your girlfriend?
- No.
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- Yes!
- A little.
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You know what? I'm gonna meet
you in a few minutes, okay?
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- Okay.
- And maybe we'll work on breaking that record, huh?
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Okay.
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She's a shot-putter.
And I'm dating her.
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But I just want to make sure
that you're comfortable with everything.
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Well, of course. We could double-date.
You and Sally and me and Ann.
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- Who?
- W-Ann.
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- Yes. Yes.
- Yeah, we had-
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Of course I know Ann.
Yeah, see, I didn't mean "who. "
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I meant, uh, "her. "
That's a great idea.
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- I love Ann.
- Great.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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George Michael, you said that
you couldn't come to church...
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because you were working,
and now you're doing neither?
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That's quite a lot of sins
for a Sunday afternoon, don't you think?
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- Your virgin piña colada.
- And now you're drinking?
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No. We're just having
a little fun, you know.
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I think the church
and studying are fun.
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- I thought you felt the same.
- Well, I do.
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L- I like not having fun.
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I like your idea
of fun, I mean.
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Our idea of fun.
I like not having that.
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I'm going
back to church.
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Well, she just
killed my buzz.
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So, you're still
enjoying this relationship?
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I mean, I guess we've lost some of the heat
since we have kissed.
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I mean, how do you
relight that fire?
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But I can't break up with her. I always assumed
she would break up with me.
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Well, we may have to find
a way to speed that process up.
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And later that day,
Michael caught Lindsay up...
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on the emotional bond
he was forming with Sally.
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Oh, big deal, three times.
I've had three times plenty of times.
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Yes!
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Did you call my name?
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Absolutely not.
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I just hope that George Michael
is really okay with it.
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I think you're looking
for a reason this isn't going to work...
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because you can't handle happiness,
and you like to suffer.
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Oh, how delicious!
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Oh, hey, let's not spin
in the comfy chair.
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Look at this delicious piece of irony.
I'm being sued for divorce.
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- Me.
- Thought you were single?
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Yeah, I keep forgetting
that I got married.
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Gob met a woman one night.
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And after a series of
escalating dares, married her.
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Yes, but it's all
coming back to me now.
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She was a seal dealer.
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She raised and sold seals to aquariums
and marine parks, that sort of thing.
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Then she went off to fight her war
and left me to look after them.
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It was while in the service
that her penchant for daring...
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found a natural outlet.
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I've never known you
to look after a seal.
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Turns out it's a major hassle.
Tried to include one in my act once.
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There's a reason you don't typically
see live seals in a magic show.
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So with a simple wave of my-
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Oh, look-it over... there.
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Well, one of the "Desperate Housewives,"
looking so desperate.
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So I released them from whence they came,
and now she's stomping on my heart.
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- What's her first name? Quickly.
- Krindy.
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Name's not Krindy, Gob.
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Ah, Saul Zentsman.
No, that's her lawyer.
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Well, she's got a name.
And I'm gonna find out what it is...
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and then I'm gonna make a pun on it,
and that's what I'll call her.
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Bad example- if her name's Amy,
I'll call her Blamy.
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That's a strong defense.
I'll tell you what.
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I'll help you look for Barry tomorrow.
I think Dad prepaid him...
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for Lindsay and Tobias's
divorce anyway.
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Look at us. Three relationships,
all falling apart.
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Maybe it's time we actually
took some responsibility for that.
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- I think it's Mom's fault.
- I was gonna say the exact same thing.
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No, that's not a spinner.
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So this is how my children
speak of me when I'm not here.
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- What are you doin' here, Mom?
- Your brother Buster...
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wants to meet me
at the beach tomorrow.
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Do you know what this is about?
Because if it's about going in the ocean...
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the answer is
no, he's not going in the ocean.
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Well, there are
bigger dangers, Mom.
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Like, say, signing him up
for the army during wartime.
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What the hell
was I supposed to do?
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Michael Moore confronted me
in front of the whole country.
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First of all, it wasn't Michael Moore.
It was a look-alike.
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And it wasn't in front
of the whole country.
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It was for a bit
on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
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I don't know who that is,
and I don't care to find out.
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But the next day,
she did find out what Buster wanted.
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Okay, I think we have enough
of you two kissing.
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Oh, I can't believe
you hired a photographer.
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We haven't done this since
the Balboa Bay Window magazine.
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So, I wanted you to have
a recent picture of me...
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because they want to ship me
out tomorrow with army.
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What?
To where?
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Iraq. And I just
might be out of options.
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I don't want to go,
but they keep-
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I know what this is about.
You want to go swimming in the ocean.
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Well, you can forget it.
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- I don't think that's what this is about.
- Yes, it is.
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He's trying to punish me
or something.
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- Whatever happened to "Keepin' It Fresh"?
- I was 30 years old then, Mother.
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I'm 32 now! And I'm not
trying to teach you a lesson.
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Well, I may not have
been a perfect mother.
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But, you know,
kids don't come with a handbook.
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In fact, there are
thousands ofbooks written on child-rearing.
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But Lucille was in denial.
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If he wants to
go swimming, let him.
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And Buster was far from ready
to go swimming in the ocean.
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And later, Michael and Gob
tracked down their attorney...
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- Barry Zuckerkorn.
- Thank you so much for coming down here.
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I've got a big case.
I'm representing Skip Church's restaurant.
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- I don't care.
- A waitress that works there is claiming...
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that by eating Skip's Scramble
several times a week is making her a fatty.
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We need to speak to you
about getting a divorce for Gob.
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- Oh, well, I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I?
- Actually, she died.
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- You're kidding. I've been taking credit for that for years.
- Credit?
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- Who's their lawyer?
- Saul Zentsman. Do you know him?
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I have Chinese with him every
Friday night at Miss Temple's.
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- He's tough.
- I just want my wife back.
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Save it for the stand,
okay, Tom Jane?
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Fine. I'll get into this
as soon as I lose this case.
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You know who's defending
the fatty? Maggie Lizer.
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Maggie Lizer,
our old prosecutor?
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Michael had an affair
with Maggie Lizer...
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while she was both pretending to be blind
and prosecuting the family.
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It was with her he'd first set
the three-time record.
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Yes!
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Their relationship
ended somewhat abruptly.
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- Wow. How does she look?
- Well, she's get-
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If you ask me, bigger.
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- She was bigger-
- Are you sure you're okay to go on?
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Because she was pregnant.
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It's not my belly we have to
worry about, Your Honor.
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It's Loretta's.
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Being tempted day in and day out
by those Skip's Scrambles.
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Bring 'em in, boys.
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Oh, I'm cooked. They love her.
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Tell you the truth,
I preferred it when she was blind.
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And so, Michael caught up
with his onetime lover.
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How you doin'?
Wow, you look... fantastic.
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Wow. Haven't seen you since we had
an affair and you ruined my career.
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Yeah, I was gonna call you
a couple of times, and then I just-
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I got to thinking, uh,
"What if she brings that up?"
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To tell you the truth, I am so relieved
not to be pretending to be blind anymore.
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It's actually taught me not to rely on
cheap tricks to get the jury's sympathy.
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I'm sorry. I know I'm not
supposed to do this...
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but we just spend
so much time in that box.
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- I knitted you something.
- Oh, Juror Number Four!
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Gosh, thank you. I feel so bad
I fought so hard to keep you off the jury.
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- Oh-
- Ms. Lizer, can I see you in my chambers?
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Oh. Yes, Your Honor.
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In fact,
Judge Ping had a gift for Maggie too-
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an Ocean-Sounds Toddler Rocker
he'd asked his bailiff to assemble.
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Too bad the trial's not going longer.
She could've knit you something that fit.
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I know.
I'm so big now.
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No, no, come on.
They look great.
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You look great.
You look fantastic.
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Last time I saw you was in
that jury box right there, wasn't it?
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- Wasn't it like a year ago?
- Oh, Chip, you know what?
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Can you take this
back to my house?
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Actually, it's been about
eight and a half months.
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Eight and a half
months, huh? Wow.
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I see somebody has
been counting the, uh-
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Eight and a half months. Wow. Really?
Could've sworn it was a year.
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Michael hadjust learned...
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that the woman he'd been intimate
with eight and a half months earlier...
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was eight-and-a-half
months pregnant.
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- Didn't I use something?
- No.
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You thought
I was blind, remember?
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Don't worry. You're
not the father, Michael.
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- No problem.
- Really?
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- Right.
- You sure? I mean, uh-
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I could be. What if I was?
Don't you want to discuss this maybe?
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Michael, I haven't
heard from you.
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L- I really don't want
to hear from you now.
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Listen, if you're interested,
come to the baptism.
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You can hurl a Bible
at the baby.
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And that night,
Michael met up with Sally...
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where he felt he needed
to be honest with her.
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Sally...
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you need to know
about my child.
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George Michael.
He approves.
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No, there may be
another child in the mix.
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I ran into an ex.
We had a very messed up relationship.
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It was based totally on lies.
But she's pregnant.
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She said something that led me
to believe that it might be mine.
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- But you said she was a liar.
- Sh-She is.
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She said it
wasn't mine, so-
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- Why are you telling me this?
- Well, because obviously...
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if it is my child, I'm gonna
have to be responsible for it...
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and that's going to make things
awfully complicated for us.
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Michael, you know what? You're always
looking for things to get between us.
229
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First, it was
"What's your son gonna think?"
230
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And now you think
you're having a baby...
231
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because a woman who lies
told you you weren't.
232
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That's a great way to say that. We really
do communicate well, do you know that?
233
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Are you insane?
You broke up with her because...
234
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somebody who doesn't want you
might be pregnant with your baby?
235
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No, Sally broke up with me.
And as for Maggie...
236
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I didn't even know that
she was pregnant when I first saw her.
237
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All I could see was
her giant chest- box.
238
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She had this- Some people
call it a chest. I call it a box.
239
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She was holding this giant box.
Maybe I should've just stayed out of it.
240
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She did make it pretty clear
that she doesn't want me around.
241
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Come on, Michael.
She's probably not even pregnant.
242
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You said she was
carrying a big box?
243
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Pregnant women
tend not to do that.
244
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It did say "60 pounds" on it.
245
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Okay, I-I've done
this wrong.
246
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I should've found out whether it was a real
pregnancy before I told my dream girl about it.
247
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You know what I do, Mike?
Check their urine.
248
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Make 'em pee in a cup,
and pee in a cup right in front of me.
249
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Yeah, well, thanks, Gob. But, uh, I think
we should just keep on lookin'.
250
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I don't know how I can
make that sound like me.
251
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So you get someone to break
into her house, rig the toilet...
252
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collect the pee, test it,
and expose the lie.
253
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I mean, I'd do it, but I'm goin'
through a divorce here, guy.
254
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Oh, a pregnancy test.
255
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,880
There's something we never had,
huh, Lindsay? Oh, no.
256
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,680
We had to create our
little Frankenstein monster...
257
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out of science and money
and just a dash of-
258
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Maeby, what- H-How long
have you been standing there?
259
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- I just walked in.
- Just walked in.
260
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Seems like only yesterday you were
bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.
261
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You know what? Tobias and I will
break into her house and get the specimen.
262
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,320
- We've been looking for a little excitement.
- Yeah!
263
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It'll be fun. We will be like Tracy and Hepburn.
264
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:20,040
- "What do you say, you old poop?"
- Oh, God, he's Hepburn.
265
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I am done with Buster.
266
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,200
He pushes my buttons.
That's all he does.
267
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,280
He also zips you up
and sands your elbows.
268
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,680
Not anymore. No, no, no.
He's pretending he's going to war.
269
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Mr. Big Shot. God knows
what he's really doing.
270
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,960
Wait a minute. He said he's
going to war? Aren't you worried?
271
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Oh, you're sounding
like your uncle.
272
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,560
And I've had enough
of his attitude too.
273
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,040
- The boy is going to war. You're gonna have to face that.
- It's none of your business!
274
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He is my boy!
275
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- I need macaroons.
- Oh, you're high!
276
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,800
Oh, well, you can win every argument like that,
but that does not make you right.
277
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:54,640
I don't want you telling him
you're his father! I need ice!
278
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Can't you see you're in denial?
279
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- You're high!
- You're drunk!
280
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,680
- Where did Buster say he was going?
- Iraq.
281
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,720
Which is a shot at your father.
Thank God he's not here to hear this.
282
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,880
Excuse me one second.
283
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,320
- It's the pipes.
- You know, Mother Lucille...
284
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,120
there's a psychological
concept...
285
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,600
known as denial that I
believe you're evincing.
286
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,600
It's when a thought
is so hateful...
287
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,320
that the mind
literally rejects it.
288
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:25,240
You are a worse psychiatrist
than you are a son-in-law...
289
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,400
and you will never
get work as an actor...
290
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,640
because you have no talent.
291
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,920
Well, if she's not going to say anything,
I certainly can't help her.
292
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,360
And Maeby
saw a way to help her cousin.
293
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,720
I know how to get rid of Ann.
You put her in a room with Gangy.
294
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,400
- She'll criticize her away.
- But what would Gangy have to criticize about Ann?
295
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,920
Oh, George Michael-
296
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,080
In the attic,
Michael met with George Sr...
297
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,840
- who'd overheard about Buster.
- He can't go. You can't let him.
298
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,760
I command you.
299
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,840
I really hate it when
you put on the God costume.
300
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,960
George Sr.
Had always worn the God costume...
301
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,520
at the annual
Living Classics Pageant...
302
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:05,120
where he and Buster re-created
Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam.
303
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:09,480
What if I never get a chance to reach out
and touch that hand of his again?
304
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,760
- I gotta go to him.
- Pop, you're a wanted man.
305
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,120
You cannot risk leaving
the attic all the time.
306
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,360
Oh, when? When have I
ever left the attic?
307
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,520
Two days ago. Right? Saw you
floating around the Ford dealership.
308
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,000
Yeah, well, have you seen
the new Ford Mustang?
309
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,920
You could hump that hood.
310
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,600
And Michael
set the plan in motion to get...
311
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,000
- Maggie out ofher house.
- Hi, Maggie.
312
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,360
- Are you blind again?
- For the pizza guy.
313
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,840
I give him a five.
I tell him to keep the change.
314
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,080
What are you doin' here,
Michael? I'm with a client.
315
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,880
- Is that the pizza?
- No!
316
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,680
You'll get your pizza.
317
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,760
She's taking the stand tomorrow.
I want to make sure it creaks.
318
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,840
There's so much I don't
understand about the law.
319
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:49,200
Look, Maggie, if this child is mine,
I really need to know.
320
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,720
So can you spare a few minutes for someone
who might be the father of your baby?
321
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,960
Of course I can.
322
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,960
- Okay.
- But it's not you.
323
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,160
Oh, for God's sakes.
324
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,760
Oh, come on!
325
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,000
Fine.
Let me get Miss Fat Ass outta here...
326
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,080
- and I'll meet you in the car.
- Okay.
327
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,080
Meanwhile,
on the other side of Maggie's house...
328
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,400
Lindsay and Tobias were putting
their plan into action.
329
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,880
- I'm cloaking myself in her scent.
- Oh! She's not blind.
330
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,840
Well, she was
when she bought this.
331
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,120
- Oh, my God! That's her!
- Get in the tub!
332
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,960
Buster, meanwhile,
received an unexpected visitor.
333
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,080
I want you to know that
it's okay for you to hide.
334
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,920
A man can hide.
There's a quiet courage in that.
335
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,840
You're a good uncle.
336
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,800
I'm not your uncle.
I'm your father.
337
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,000
- What?
- Shh. Shh. Quiet courage.
338
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,440
Quiet courage.
Hide.
339
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,840
But Buster was confused.
340
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,400
You lied to me.
Uncle Oscar's my father.
341
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,080
He just told me so. And maybe
you're not even my real mother.
342
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,280
For all I know, Lucille 2
is my real mother. Oh!
343
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,240
Buster, you were
never supposed to know.
344
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,280
Oh, yeah? Well, here's something
you should know. I'm going to war!
345
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,360
Buster hadjust discovered
he'd been lied to by his parents.
346
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,640
I'm going to war!
347
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,760
- You told him you were his father!
- I did no such thing!
348
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,960
- You're high!
- You're drunk!
349
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,200
George.
350
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,600
He must've come here
to say good-bye to Buster.
351
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:27,040
And that's when
Lucille snapped out ofher denial.
352
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,200
My baby's going to war.
353
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,520
Lindsay and Tobias
were gathering evidence...
354
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,680
that Maggie
was truly pregnant.
355
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,600
And they were
having fun doing it.
356
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,400
That's the first time we were
in the shower since our honeymoon.
357
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,320
And this time, no tears.
358
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,040
Tobias, this is the box that
Michael was talking about. "60 pounds. "
359
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,960
But it didn't weigh 60 pounds.
360
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:50,600
Michael was stalling Maggie,
and they were also having fun.
361
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,840
Sally Sitwell? You know,
I think I had her little play oven.
362
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,320
Yeah, I know. It's a funny name.
But she's a doll.
363
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,440
Yeah, I had one.
364
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,800
If you pull her hair,
she'd cry or something.
365
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,600
This one kinda
does that too.
366
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,880
- Hello.
- We got the pee, and we're gonna get it checked.
367
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,560
But, listen, you should know that
that box that says "60 pounds"-
368
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,760
it's actually
like two pounds.
369
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,720
I think she's pregnant, Michael.
I mean, there's baby stuff here and-
370
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,600
Tobias, stop it.
That's for the baby. It's not-
371
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,760
- We're having a really good time.
- Yeah?
372
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,920
- Well, I kind of am too.
- Bye.
373
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,400
So, no more lies.
Tell me the truth.
374
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:28,000
If-If that baby is mine,
maybe we're meant to be together.
375
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,320
Of course it is, Michael.
376
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,080
But that's when the Fünkes
discovered what was in the box...
377
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,080
that was so easy to lift.
378
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,800
- That's what it is.
- Okay, the box was light 'cause it had a fake stomach in it.
379
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,400
It looks like she's faking it.
Oh, God. I hope you get this.
380
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,320
Wait up, please.
381
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,080
And George Michael and Maeby
brought Ann to the penthouse...
382
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,800
in hopes that Lucille
would drive her away.
383
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,560
Isn't Ann great?
384
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,400
- Oh, she's lovely.
- Unfortunately...
385
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,160
she was distracted by
the thought oflosing Buster.
386
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,920
Hey, do you have
any bread pudding?
387
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,960
'Cause you'd be surprised
how much this one can put away.
388
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,120
- Ha!
- Now that Buster's not here, there's no one to finish it.
389
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,400
I don't care
if I ever eat again.
390
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,000
You know,
when times are tough...
391
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,240
you can always turn to
the power of prayer.
392
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,600
Here we go.
393
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,160
Show me.
394
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,080
This was a big get for God...
395
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,400
and Michael brought
Maggie home to meet his son.
396
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,320
This is gonna be easy. He's been signing off
on everyone lately. Maybe he called.
397
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,760
Hey, so what's the deal on Zuckerkorn?
398
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,520
'Cause you know my fat case-
it's really pretty thin.
399
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,640
- Lying, untrustworthy-
- Yeah.
400
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,040
Plus, I heard he
hangs out at rest stops.
401
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,960
No, no. I'm talkin'
about you, Maggie.
402
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,880
I don't know why I'm surprised.
I shouldn't be.
403
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,760
You're a liar.
You lie.
404
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,720
Well, I mean, I heard
he hangs out at rest stops. Okay-
405
00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,240
And I keep buying it too. And so maybe
there is something wrong with me.
406
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,120
I thought we were startin'
to trust each other.
407
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:06,080
I got a message from my sister saying
there's a box at your house with a fat suit in it.
408
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,040
- What've you got? A different one for each trimester?
- You had your sister...
409
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,720
- break into my house?
- Which one are you wearin' right now?
410
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,680
Is this
the ready-to-burst model?
411
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,720
Now, there's
zero trust here. Good-bye.
412
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,720
It's been fun-
413
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,280
not.
- Michael had hoped something more dramatic...
414
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,160
would have
come out ofhis mouth.
415
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,800
Or at least more current.
416
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,840
Oh, you're so right, Michael.
I really can't be trusted.
417
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,400
'Cause I'm fakin' it-
418
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,800
not.
419
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,760
Hello, Michael.
Well, my wife and I...
420
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:43,960
finally had the thrill of seeing
a plus sign on a pregnancy test.
421
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,080
You're gonna be a daddy!
422
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,280
On the next
Arrested Development.
423
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,640
Barry gets a big break on his case.
424
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,200
The fat girl in my
Skip Church's case? Not fat.
425
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,160
The attorney bought her a fat suit.
Oh! I've got another case.
426
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,840
Maggie is suing you
for paternity.
427
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,480
And for the first time, Lucille prays.
428
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,040
Take something else from us.
Do whatever you have to...
429
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,960
to keep my boy
from going to war.
430
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,880
And Buster is on his way...
431
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,520
when he decides to pursue
a long-delayed rite of passage.
432
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,720
Loose seal!
Watch out for loose seal!
433
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,800
I don't care about Lucille!
434
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,720
She lies!
435
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,760
And then a seal bites offhis hand.
436
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,880
Aaa-
437
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,160
...men.