1 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:05,000 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:07,200 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,200 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,200 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,120 Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell. 6 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,120 I still can't believe we got in. This place is usually so packed on Sundays. 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,800 In addition to its Sunday popularity... 8 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,560 the bistro was also famous for something called the Skip's Scramble- 9 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,920 an egg dish that contained everything on the menu. 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,400 Don't order the Skip's Scramble. 11 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:40,240 Just more good luck. Everything's been going so well since we started goin'out. 12 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,640 I think we've actually gone out eight times now. 13 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,640 Which included a record-tying... 14 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,040 three lovemaking sessions in one night for Michael. 15 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,960 - Yes! - Just think... 16 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,560 how different everything in our lives would be if we'd gotten together in high school. 17 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,800 Of course, I wouldn't have had George Michael. 18 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,600 We probably would've had an entirely different kind of child. 19 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,840 I really hope he's okay with us goin' out. 20 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,120 We're very close. We don't keep anything from each other. 21 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,960 Oh, no, it's my Dad. I'm supposed to be at work. 22 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,560 You know, George Michael, you worry too much. 23 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:15,040 It's Sunday. You're allowed to have a couple of hours off. 24 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,280 You don't see me nervous about being on my third Virgin Mary. 25 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,720 Why would you be nervous? There's no alcohol in a Virgin Mary. 26 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,440 There isn't? This is unbelievable. 27 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,480 Can I get a virgin piña colada when you get a chance? 28 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,440 Now we'll get things started. 29 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,320 Hi. This is so, uh- I was just- 30 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,360 Hey, okay. 31 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,440 I want to introduce you to Sally. This is George Michael. 32 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,960 - My niece, Maeby. - It's nice to meet you. 33 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,360 I just shut down the banana stand for a half an hour. 34 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,760 - I can keep it open late tonight if you- - No. Hey. Come on. 35 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,240 Make me sound like a taskmaster. 36 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,440 But if- if you want to keep it open an extra hour, you know. 37 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,760 So, this is Sally. 38 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,240 - Is she your girlfriend? - No. 39 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,720 - Yes! - A little. 40 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,800 You know what? I'm gonna meet you in a few minutes, okay? 41 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,400 - Okay. - And maybe we'll work on breaking that record, huh? 42 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,960 Okay. 43 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,280 She's a shot-putter. And I'm dating her. 44 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,040 But I just want to make sure that you're comfortable with everything. 45 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,520 Well, of course. We could double-date. You and Sally and me and Ann. 46 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,920 - Who? - W-Ann. 47 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,680 - Yes. Yes. - Yeah, we had- 48 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,320 Of course I know Ann. Yeah, see, I didn't mean "who. " 49 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,600 I meant, uh, "her. " That's a great idea. 50 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,080 - I love Ann. - Great. 51 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,280 Excuse me, ma'am. 52 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,480 George Michael, you said that you couldn't come to church... 53 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,560 because you were working, and now you're doing neither? 54 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,480 That's quite a lot of sins for a Sunday afternoon, don't you think? 55 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,840 - Your virgin piña colada. - And now you're drinking? 56 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:39,200 No. We're just having a little fun, you know. 57 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,040 I think the church and studying are fun. 58 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,080 - I thought you felt the same. - Well, I do. 59 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,000 L- I like not having fun. 60 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,920 I like your idea of fun, I mean. 61 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,760 Our idea of fun. I like not having that. 62 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,640 I'm going back to church. 63 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,320 Well, she just killed my buzz. 64 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,040 So, you're still enjoying this relationship? 65 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,640 I mean, I guess we've lost some of the heat since we have kissed. 66 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,840 I mean, how do you relight that fire? 67 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,440 But I can't break up with her. I always assumed she would break up with me. 68 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:10,120 Well, we may have to find a way to speed that process up. 69 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,800 And later that day, Michael caught Lindsay up... 70 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,360 on the emotional bond he was forming with Sally. 71 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,440 Oh, big deal, three times. I've had three times plenty of times. 72 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,480 Yes! 73 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,280 Did you call my name? 74 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,320 Absolutely not. 75 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,400 I just hope that George Michael is really okay with it. 76 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,600 I think you're looking for a reason this isn't going to work... 77 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,760 because you can't handle happiness, and you like to suffer. 78 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:37,680 Oh, how delicious! 79 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,200 Oh, hey, let's not spin in the comfy chair. 80 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,600 Look at this delicious piece of irony. I'm being sued for divorce. 81 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,760 - Me. - Thought you were single? 82 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,400 Yeah, I keep forgetting that I got married. 83 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,760 Gob met a woman one night. 84 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,160 And after a series of escalating dares, married her. 85 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,000 Yes, but it's all coming back to me now. 86 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,640 She was a seal dealer. 87 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:01,640 She raised and sold seals to aquariums and marine parks, that sort of thing. 88 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:05,160 Then she went off to fight her war and left me to look after them. 89 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,880 It was while in the service that her penchant for daring... 90 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,880 found a natural outlet. 91 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,040 I've never known you to look after a seal. 92 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,720 Turns out it's a major hassle. Tried to include one in my act once. 93 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,600 There's a reason you don't typically see live seals in a magic show. 94 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,840 So with a simple wave of my- 95 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,640 Oh, look-it over... there. 96 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,120 Well, one of the "Desperate Housewives," looking so desperate. 97 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,280 So I released them from whence they came, and now she's stomping on my heart. 98 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,280 - What's her first name? Quickly. - Krindy. 99 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,520 Name's not Krindy, Gob. 100 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,080 Ah, Saul Zentsman. No, that's her lawyer. 101 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,960 Well, she's got a name. And I'm gonna find out what it is... 102 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,320 and then I'm gonna make a pun on it, and that's what I'll call her. 103 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,480 Bad example- if her name's Amy, I'll call her Blamy. 104 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,480 That's a strong defense. I'll tell you what. 105 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,000 I'll help you look for Barry tomorrow. I think Dad prepaid him... 106 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,240 for Lindsay and Tobias's divorce anyway. 107 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:58,560 Look at us. Three relationships, all falling apart. 108 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,720 Maybe it's time we actually took some responsibility for that. 109 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,560 - I think it's Mom's fault. - I was gonna say the exact same thing. 110 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,080 No, that's not a spinner. 111 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,960 So this is how my children speak of me when I'm not here. 112 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,040 - What are you doin' here, Mom? - Your brother Buster... 113 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,040 wants to meet me at the beach tomorrow. 114 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,480 Do you know what this is about? Because if it's about going in the ocean... 115 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,880 the answer is no, he's not going in the ocean. 116 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,160 Well, there are bigger dangers, Mom. 117 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:26,400 Like, say, signing him up for the army during wartime. 118 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,480 What the hell was I supposed to do? 119 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,880 Michael Moore confronted me in front of the whole country. 120 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,440 First of all, it wasn't Michael Moore. It was a look-alike. 121 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,560 And it wasn't in front of the whole country. 122 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,520 It was for a bit on Jimmy Kimmel Live. 123 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,920 I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out. 124 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,400 But the next day, she did find out what Buster wanted. 125 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,000 Okay, I think we have enough of you two kissing. 126 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,960 Oh, I can't believe you hired a photographer. 127 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,000 We haven't done this since the Balboa Bay Window magazine. 128 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:57,120 So, I wanted you to have a recent picture of me... 129 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,040 because they want to ship me out tomorrow with army. 130 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,400 What? To where? 131 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,120 Iraq. And I just might be out of options. 132 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,040 I don't want to go, but they keep- 133 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,760 I know what this is about. You want to go swimming in the ocean. 134 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,680 Well, you can forget it. 135 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,680 - I don't think that's what this is about. - Yes, it is. 136 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,880 He's trying to punish me or something. 137 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,320 - Whatever happened to "Keepin' It Fresh"? - I was 30 years old then, Mother. 138 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,640 I'm 32 now! And I'm not trying to teach you a lesson. 139 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,560 Well, I may not have been a perfect mother. 140 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,440 But, you know, kids don't come with a handbook. 141 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,840 In fact, there are thousands ofbooks written on child-rearing. 142 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,240 But Lucille was in denial. 143 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,280 If he wants to go swimming, let him. 144 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:38,040 And Buster was far from ready to go swimming in the ocean. 145 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,240 And later, Michael and Gob tracked down their attorney... 146 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,520 - Barry Zuckerkorn. - Thank you so much for coming down here. 147 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,640 I've got a big case. I'm representing Skip Church's restaurant. 148 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,360 - I don't care. - A waitress that works there is claiming... 149 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,840 that by eating Skip's Scramble several times a week is making her a fatty. 150 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,120 We need to speak to you about getting a divorce for Gob. 151 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:01,320 - Oh, well, I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? - Actually, she died. 152 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:05,440 - You're kidding. I've been taking credit for that for years. - Credit? 153 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,680 - Who's their lawyer? - Saul Zentsman. Do you know him? 154 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,640 I have Chinese with him every Friday night at Miss Temple's. 155 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,480 - He's tough. - I just want my wife back. 156 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,240 Save it for the stand, okay, Tom Jane? 157 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,640 Fine. I'll get into this as soon as I lose this case. 158 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,360 You know who's defending the fatty? Maggie Lizer. 159 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,600 Maggie Lizer, our old prosecutor? 160 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,920 Michael had an affair with Maggie Lizer... 161 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,040 while she was both pretending to be blind and prosecuting the family. 162 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,200 It was with her he'd first set the three-time record. 163 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,200 Yes! 164 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,800 Their relationship ended somewhat abruptly. 165 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,480 - Wow. How does she look? - Well, she's get- 166 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,400 If you ask me, bigger. 167 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,120 - She was bigger- - Are you sure you're okay to go on? 168 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,040 Because she was pregnant. 169 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:51,080 It's not my belly we have to worry about, Your Honor. 170 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,280 It's Loretta's. 171 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:59,040 Being tempted day in and day out by those Skip's Scrambles. 172 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,760 Bring 'em in, boys. 173 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,600 Oh, I'm cooked. They love her. 174 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,840 Tell you the truth, I preferred it when she was blind. 175 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:11,000 And so, Michael caught up with his onetime lover. 176 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:14,120 How you doin'? Wow, you look... fantastic. 177 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:17,520 Wow. Haven't seen you since we had an affair and you ruined my career. 178 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,560 Yeah, I was gonna call you a couple of times, and then I just- 179 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,560 I got to thinking, uh, "What if she brings that up?" 180 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:27,720 To tell you the truth, I am so relieved not to be pretending to be blind anymore. 181 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:32,560 It's actually taught me not to rely on cheap tricks to get the jury's sympathy. 182 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,720 I'm sorry. I know I'm not supposed to do this... 183 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,720 but we just spend so much time in that box. 184 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,920 - I knitted you something. - Oh, Juror Number Four! 185 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:44,160 Gosh, thank you. I feel so bad I fought so hard to keep you off the jury. 186 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,280 - Oh- - Ms. Lizer, can I see you in my chambers? 187 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,640 Oh. Yes, Your Honor. 188 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:52,040 In fact, Judge Ping had a gift for Maggie too- 189 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:56,160 an Ocean-Sounds Toddler Rocker he'd asked his bailiff to assemble. 190 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,880 Too bad the trial's not going longer. She could've knit you something that fit. 191 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,040 I know. I'm so big now. 192 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,120 No, no, come on. They look great. 193 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,640 You look great. You look fantastic. 194 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,200 Last time I saw you was in that jury box right there, wasn't it? 195 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,320 - Wasn't it like a year ago? - Oh, Chip, you know what? 196 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,720 Can you take this back to my house? 197 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,800 Actually, it's been about eight and a half months. 198 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,720 Eight and a half months, huh? Wow. 199 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,840 I see somebody has been counting the, uh- 200 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:26,120 Eight and a half months. Wow. Really? Could've sworn it was a year. 201 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,480 Michael hadjust learned... 202 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:34,120 that the woman he'd been intimate with eight and a half months earlier... 203 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,000 was eight-and-a-half months pregnant. 204 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,160 - Didn't I use something? - No. 205 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:41,320 You thought I was blind, remember? 206 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,080 Don't worry. You're not the father, Michael. 207 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,320 - No problem. - Really? 208 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,760 - Right. - You sure? I mean, uh- 209 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,960 I could be. What if I was? Don't you want to discuss this maybe? 210 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,120 Michael, I haven't heard from you. 211 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,120 L- I really don't want to hear from you now. 212 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,680 Listen, if you're interested, come to the baptism. 213 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,960 You can hurl a Bible at the baby. 214 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,320 And that night, Michael met up with Sally... 215 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:05,280 where he felt he needed to be honest with her. 216 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,200 Sally... 217 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,160 you need to know about my child. 218 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,080 George Michael. He approves. 219 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,760 No, there may be another child in the mix. 220 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:18,120 I ran into an ex. We had a very messed up relationship. 221 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,960 It was based totally on lies. But she's pregnant. 222 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,920 She said something that led me to believe that it might be mine. 223 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,320 - But you said she was a liar. - Sh-She is. 224 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,520 She said it wasn't mine, so- 225 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,600 - Why are you telling me this? - Well, because obviously... 226 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,000 if it is my child, I'm gonna have to be responsible for it... 227 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,240 and that's going to make things awfully complicated for us. 228 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,440 Michael, you know what? You're always looking for things to get between us. 229 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:41,360 First, it was "What's your son gonna think?" 230 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,280 And now you think you're having a baby... 231 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,480 because a woman who lies told you you weren't. 232 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,640 That's a great way to say that. We really do communicate well, do you know that? 233 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,640 Are you insane? You broke up with her because... 234 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,920 somebody who doesn't want you might be pregnant with your baby? 235 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,120 No, Sally broke up with me. And as for Maggie... 236 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,480 I didn't even know that she was pregnant when I first saw her. 237 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,480 All I could see was her giant chest- box. 238 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,360 She had this- Some people call it a chest. I call it a box. 239 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,240 She was holding this giant box. Maybe I should've just stayed out of it. 240 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,840 She did make it pretty clear that she doesn't want me around. 241 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,480 Come on, Michael. She's probably not even pregnant. 242 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,560 You said she was carrying a big box? 243 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,520 Pregnant women tend not to do that. 244 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,680 It did say "60 pounds" on it. 245 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,760 Okay, I-I've done this wrong. 246 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,080 I should've found out whether it was a real pregnancy before I told my dream girl about it. 247 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,200 You know what I do, Mike? Check their urine. 248 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,560 Make 'em pee in a cup, and pee in a cup right in front of me. 249 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,720 Yeah, well, thanks, Gob. But, uh, I think we should just keep on lookin'. 250 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,720 I don't know how I can make that sound like me. 251 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,920 So you get someone to break into her house, rig the toilet... 252 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,880 collect the pee, test it, and expose the lie. 253 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,440 I mean, I'd do it, but I'm goin' through a divorce here, guy. 254 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,200 Oh, a pregnancy test. 255 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,880 There's something we never had, huh, Lindsay? Oh, no. 256 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,680 We had to create our little Frankenstein monster... 257 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,720 out of science and money and just a dash of- 258 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,400 Maeby, what- H-How long have you been standing there? 259 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,000 - I just walked in. - Just walked in. 260 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,960 Seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. 261 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:09,680 You know what? Tobias and I will break into her house and get the specimen. 262 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,320 - We've been looking for a little excitement. - Yeah! 263 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,880 It'll be fun. We will be like Tracy and Hepburn. 264 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:20,040 - "What do you say, you old poop?" - Oh, God, he's Hepburn. 265 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,120 I am done with Buster. 266 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,200 He pushes my buttons. That's all he does. 267 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,280 He also zips you up and sands your elbows. 268 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,680 Not anymore. No, no, no. He's pretending he's going to war. 269 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,080 Mr. Big Shot. God knows what he's really doing. 270 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,960 Wait a minute. He said he's going to war? Aren't you worried? 271 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,880 Oh, you're sounding like your uncle. 272 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,560 And I've had enough of his attitude too. 273 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,040 - The boy is going to war. You're gonna have to face that. - It's none of your business! 274 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,960 He is my boy! 275 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,080 - I need macaroons. - Oh, you're high! 276 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,800 Oh, well, you can win every argument like that, but that does not make you right. 277 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:54,640 I don't want you telling him you're his father! I need ice! 278 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,680 Can't you see you're in denial? 279 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,120 - You're high! - You're drunk! 280 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,680 - Where did Buster say he was going? - Iraq. 281 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,720 Which is a shot at your father. Thank God he's not here to hear this. 282 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,880 Excuse me one second. 283 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,320 - It's the pipes. - You know, Mother Lucille... 284 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,120 there's a psychological concept... 285 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,600 known as denial that I believe you're evincing. 286 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,600 It's when a thought is so hateful... 287 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,320 that the mind literally rejects it. 288 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:25,240 You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law... 289 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,400 and you will never get work as an actor... 290 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,640 because you have no talent. 291 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:34,920 Well, if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her. 292 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,360 And Maeby saw a way to help her cousin. 293 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,720 I know how to get rid of Ann. You put her in a room with Gangy. 294 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,400 - She'll criticize her away. - But what would Gangy have to criticize about Ann? 295 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,920 Oh, George Michael- 296 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,080 In the attic, Michael met with George Sr... 297 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,840 - who'd overheard about Buster. - He can't go. You can't let him. 298 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,760 I command you. 299 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,840 I really hate it when you put on the God costume. 300 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,960 George Sr. Had always worn the God costume... 301 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,520 at the annual Living Classics Pageant... 302 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:05,120 where he and Buster re-created Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam. 303 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:09,480 What if I never get a chance to reach out and touch that hand of his again? 304 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,760 - I gotta go to him. - Pop, you're a wanted man. 305 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,120 You cannot risk leaving the attic all the time. 306 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,360 Oh, when? When have I ever left the attic? 307 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,520 Two days ago. Right? Saw you floating around the Ford dealership. 308 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,000 Yeah, well, have you seen the new Ford Mustang? 309 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,920 You could hump that hood. 310 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,600 And Michael set the plan in motion to get... 311 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,000 - Maggie out ofher house. - Hi, Maggie. 312 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,360 - Are you blind again? - For the pizza guy. 313 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,840 I give him a five. I tell him to keep the change. 314 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,080 What are you doin' here, Michael? I'm with a client. 315 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,880 - Is that the pizza? - No! 316 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,680 You'll get your pizza. 317 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,760 She's taking the stand tomorrow. I want to make sure it creaks. 318 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,840 There's so much I don't understand about the law. 319 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:49,200 Look, Maggie, if this child is mine, I really need to know. 320 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,720 So can you spare a few minutes for someone who might be the father of your baby? 321 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,960 Of course I can. 322 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,960 - Okay. - But it's not you. 323 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,160 Oh, for God's sakes. 324 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,760 Oh, come on! 325 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,000 Fine. Let me get Miss Fat Ass outta here... 326 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,080 - and I'll meet you in the car. - Okay. 327 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,080 Meanwhile, on the other side of Maggie's house... 328 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,400 Lindsay and Tobias were putting their plan into action. 329 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,880 - I'm cloaking myself in her scent. - Oh! She's not blind. 330 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,840 Well, she was when she bought this. 331 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,120 - Oh, my God! That's her! - Get in the tub! 332 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,960 Buster, meanwhile, received an unexpected visitor. 333 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,080 I want you to know that it's okay for you to hide. 334 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,920 A man can hide. There's a quiet courage in that. 335 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,840 You're a good uncle. 336 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,800 I'm not your uncle. I'm your father. 337 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,000 - What? - Shh. Shh. Quiet courage. 338 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,440 Quiet courage. Hide. 339 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,840 But Buster was confused. 340 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,400 You lied to me. Uncle Oscar's my father. 341 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,080 He just told me so. And maybe you're not even my real mother. 342 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,280 For all I know, Lucille 2 is my real mother. Oh! 343 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,240 Buster, you were never supposed to know. 344 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,280 Oh, yeah? Well, here's something you should know. I'm going to war! 345 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,360 Buster hadjust discovered he'd been lied to by his parents. 346 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,640 I'm going to war! 347 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,760 - You told him you were his father! - I did no such thing! 348 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,960 - You're high! - You're drunk! 349 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,200 George. 350 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,600 He must've come here to say good-bye to Buster. 351 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:27,040 And that's when Lucille snapped out ofher denial. 352 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,200 My baby's going to war. 353 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,520 Lindsay and Tobias were gathering evidence... 354 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,680 that Maggie was truly pregnant. 355 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,600 And they were having fun doing it. 356 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,400 That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. 357 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,320 And this time, no tears. 358 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,040 Tobias, this is the box that Michael was talking about. "60 pounds. " 359 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,960 But it didn't weigh 60 pounds. 360 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:50,600 Michael was stalling Maggie, and they were also having fun. 361 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,840 Sally Sitwell? You know, I think I had her little play oven. 362 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,320 Yeah, I know. It's a funny name. But she's a doll. 363 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,440 Yeah, I had one. 364 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,800 If you pull her hair, she'd cry or something. 365 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,600 This one kinda does that too. 366 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,880 - Hello. - We got the pee, and we're gonna get it checked. 367 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,560 But, listen, you should know that that box that says "60 pounds"- 368 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,760 it's actually like two pounds. 369 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,720 I think she's pregnant, Michael. I mean, there's baby stuff here and- 370 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,600 Tobias, stop it. That's for the baby. It's not- 371 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,760 - We're having a really good time. - Yeah? 372 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,920 - Well, I kind of am too. - Bye. 373 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,400 So, no more lies. Tell me the truth. 374 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:28,000 If-If that baby is mine, maybe we're meant to be together. 375 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,320 Of course it is, Michael. 376 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,080 But that's when the Fünkes discovered what was in the box... 377 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,080 that was so easy to lift. 378 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,800 - That's what it is. - Okay, the box was light 'cause it had a fake stomach in it. 379 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,400 It looks like she's faking it. Oh, God. I hope you get this. 380 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,320 Wait up, please. 381 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,080 And George Michael and Maeby brought Ann to the penthouse... 382 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,800 in hopes that Lucille would drive her away. 383 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,560 Isn't Ann great? 384 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,400 - Oh, she's lovely. - Unfortunately... 385 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,160 she was distracted by the thought oflosing Buster. 386 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,920 Hey, do you have any bread pudding? 387 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,960 'Cause you'd be surprised how much this one can put away. 388 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,120 - Ha! - Now that Buster's not here, there's no one to finish it. 389 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,400 I don't care if I ever eat again. 390 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,000 You know, when times are tough... 391 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,240 you can always turn to the power of prayer. 392 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,600 Here we go. 393 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,160 Show me. 394 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,080 This was a big get for God... 395 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,400 and Michael brought Maggie home to meet his son. 396 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,320 This is gonna be easy. He's been signing off on everyone lately. Maybe he called. 397 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,760 Hey, so what's the deal on Zuckerkorn? 398 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,520 'Cause you know my fat case- it's really pretty thin. 399 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,640 - Lying, untrustworthy- - Yeah. 400 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,040 Plus, I heard he hangs out at rest stops. 401 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,960 No, no. I'm talkin' about you, Maggie. 402 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,880 I don't know why I'm surprised. I shouldn't be. 403 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,760 You're a liar. You lie. 404 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,720 Well, I mean, I heard he hangs out at rest stops. Okay- 405 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,240 And I keep buying it too. And so maybe there is something wrong with me. 406 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,120 I thought we were startin' to trust each other. 407 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:06,080 I got a message from my sister saying there's a box at your house with a fat suit in it. 408 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,040 - What've you got? A different one for each trimester? - You had your sister... 409 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,720 - break into my house? - Which one are you wearin' right now? 410 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,680 Is this the ready-to-burst model? 411 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,720 Now, there's zero trust here. Good-bye. 412 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,720 It's been fun- 413 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,280 not. - Michael had hoped something more dramatic... 414 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,160 would have come out ofhis mouth. 415 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,800 Or at least more current. 416 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,840 Oh, you're so right, Michael. I really can't be trusted. 417 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,400 'Cause I'm fakin' it- 418 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,800 not. 419 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,760 Hello, Michael. Well, my wife and I... 420 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:43,960 finally had the thrill of seeing a plus sign on a pregnancy test. 421 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,080 You're gonna be a daddy! 422 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,280 On the next Arrested Development. 423 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,640 Barry gets a big break on his case. 424 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,200 The fat girl in my Skip Church's case? Not fat. 425 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,160 The attorney bought her a fat suit. Oh! I've got another case. 426 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,840 Maggie is suing you for paternity. 427 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,480 And for the first time, Lucille prays. 428 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,040 Take something else from us. Do whatever you have to... 429 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,960 to keep my boy from going to war. 430 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,880 And Buster is on his way... 431 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,520 when he decides to pursue a long-delayed rite of passage. 432 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,720 Loose seal! Watch out for loose seal! 433 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,800 I don't care about Lucille! 434 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,720 She lies! 435 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,760 And then a seal bites offhis hand. 436 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,880 Aaa- 437 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,160 ...men.