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ADULT SHELDON: <i>For most
students, the weekend</i>
<i>대부분의 학생들에게 주말은</i>

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<i>represented two days of fun,</i>
<i>이틀 동안의 즐거움과,</i>

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<i>freedom, and in the case of my brother,</i>
<i>자유와, 그리고 내 형의 경우에는,</i>

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<i>a chance to ignore all forms of hygiene.</i>
<i>모든 형태의 위생문제를 무시할 기회를
상징한다</i>

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[QUIETLY]: Come on, come on.

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ADULT SHELDON: <i>To me,
however, it represented</i>
<i>그러나 내게 주말은</i>

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<i>an unwelcome break from education.</i>
<i>공부로부터의 달갑지 않은 휴식을
의미한다</i>

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

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[EXCITED CHATTER]

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Whoo! Thank the Lord!
우! 하나님 감사!

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ADULT SHELDON: <i>But this
wasn't a typical weekend,</i>
<i>그러나 이번 주말은
일상적인 주말이 아니었다,</i>

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<i>because this was the weekend</i>
왜냐면 이번 주말은</i>

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<i>I got to do my parents' taxes.</i>
</i>내가 부모님의 세금 계산을 해야하는
주말이었기 때문이다</i>

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Howdy do, W-2.
안녕, W-2
(W-2 : 미국 연간 급여명세서)

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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 나 보다 힘센 사람은 없지 ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 어제 난 산도 옮겼어 ♪

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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 내가 장담하건데 난 너의 영웅이 될 수 있어 ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
♪ 난 작지만 강한 남자니까 ♪

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- "A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce" -
-- "재정의 비밀과 물고기 소스" --

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"If you were not covered
by a retirement plan,
"만약 당신에게 노후 보장이 없고,

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but your spouse was, see
the worksheet on page 14."
당신의 배우자에게는 있다면,
14 페이지의 표를 보시오"

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Try and stop me.
어디 한번 해보시지.

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Mom, I was going
through our expenditures
엄마, 제가 우리 지출내역을 살펴보다가

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and noticed our grocery
bills are up 12% compared
식료품 지출이 지난 분기 보다

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to last quarter. Any idea why?
12% 오른 걸 발견했어요. 왜죠?

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There's a person at the end of
the table that eats for free.
테이블의 끝에 앉아서
공짜로 음식을 먹는 저분 덕분이지.

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There's a person at the
other end of the table
'테이블의 다른 쪽 끝에 앉아서

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that eats for three.
3인분을 먹어치우는 저분 덕분이지'

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[LAUGHS]

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I've been buying groceries
for the church food drive.
교회 무료급식소에서 쓸
야채를 샀거든

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I think that's it.
그것 때문인 것 같아

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Ooh, I bet I could write that off,
우, '손실'에다가 적어놔야겠네요,

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including the gas it took
to drive to the grocery store
식료품점에 들렀다가 교회에 갈 때 쓰는

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and then to the church.
기름값까지 포함해서요

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With all that driving,
maybe she can count
운전하는 내내, 니 엄마는 차를

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her car as a home office.
그저 사무실처럼 여길지도 몰라

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Sounds aggressive, but I
like how you're thinking.
좀 공격적인 것처럼 들리지만,
아빠가 생각하는 방식이 맘에 드네요

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None of that is necessary,
it's for charity.
그렇게 생각할 필요 없어,
자선행사를 위한 거야.

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What's the point of charity
if there are no tax benefits?
세금혜택이 없다면
자선행사를 하는 이유가 뭐죠?

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Eat your peas.
니 완두콩이나 먹어라.

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I like how he's thinking.
난 쉘든이 생각하는 방식이 맘에 드는데

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You eat your peas, too.
당신도 콩이나 먹어.

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[LAUGHS]

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Dad, banking question.
아빠, 금융 질문이 있는데요

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What's that, buddy?
뭔데?

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I noticed there's a check missing.
수표가 비는 걸 발견했어요

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I have a copy of check 128
수표 카피본(영수증)
128번, 130번은 있는데

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and a copy of check
130, but 129 isn't there.
129번이 없어요

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Oh, yeah, don't worry about it.
오, 그건 걱정 말아라

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But I enjoy worrying;
I find it very relaxing.
하지만 저는 걱정을 즐기는걸요;
걱정은 절 편안하게 해요

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'Course you do.
물론 그렇겠지

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I balanced the rest of the account,
계좌 잔여 부분의
수입과 지출을 맞춰봤는데,

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and it appears to be a check for $300.
300 달러가 비어요

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All right, well, let's just put it down
알았어, 그냥, 적어놔

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for $300 for miscellaneous.
300달러 "잡비(기타경비)"라고

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I've never labeled anything
miscellaneous in my life.
전 제 삶에서 무엇도
모호하게 쓴 적이 없어요

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I'll go ask Mom.
엄마한테 가서 물어볼게요

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Wait. [CHUCKLES]
잠깐만

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I just remembered.
방금 기억났는데

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I gave the money to a friend.
내가 친구에게 돈을 좀 줬단다

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Who? It doesn't matter who.
누구요?
누군지는 상관없어

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Why'd you give it to them?
왜 돈을 줬는데요?

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They needed it. It... it's like charity.
걔들이 필요했기 때문이야
이건... 자선사업 같은 거야

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Ooh, another write-off, excellent.
우, 또 다른 '손실'항목이네, 좋았어

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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

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What do you say we keep this quiet?
우리가 이 문제에 대해 조용히 해야 한다면?

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You mean like a secret?
아빠 말은, 비밀처럼요?

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No, no, just, you know,
something between you and me.
아니, 아니, 그냥,
너랑 나 사이의 무언가란다

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What about Mom?
엄마에게는요?

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Mom is on a need-to-know basis.
엄마는 알아야 할 것만 알면 돼

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What if Mom needs to know?
만약 엄마도 알 필요성이 있다면요?

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Okay, it's a secret.
알았어, 비밀로 하자

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Just trust me.
그냥 날 좀 믿어

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It is better for everyone if
she doesn't know about this.
엄마가 모르는 게 모든 사람을 위해서 좋아

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But I'm not good at keeping secrets.
하지만 전 비밀 지키는 걸 잘 못하는데요

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It's not hard. Just
keep your mouth shut.
어렵지 않단다. 그냥 입을 다물고 있으면 돼

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But I'm not good at
keeping my mouth shut.
하지만 전 입을 다무는 걸
잘 못하는데요

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Sheldon, all you got to do is be cool.
쉘든, 좀 쿨하게 굴어라

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ADULT SHELDON: <i>"Be cool."</i>
<i>"쿨하게"</i>

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<i>He might as well have asked
me to fly around the backyard.</i>
<i>아빠는 또한 나보고
뒷마당을 날아다니라고도 했어야 했다</i>

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- Good night, baby.
- Night, Mama.
- 잘자라, 아가야
- 주무세요, 엄마

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- Love you.
- Love you, too.
- 사랑해
- 사랑해요

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Oh, hello.
오, 헬로

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I was just brushing my
teeth like I do every night.
전 매일밤 하는 것처럼
양치만 하고 왔어요

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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Nothing new there.
새로울 거 하나 없어요

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You all right?
너 괜찮니?

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Yes. I'm cool.
그럼요. 전 쿨하니까요

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I'm very cool.
매우 쿨해요

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Tell Sheldon what cool means.
쉘든한테 쿨한 게 뭔지 말해줘요

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Hush.
쉿

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Sweet dreams.
좋은 꿈 꾸거라

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Love you.
사랑해

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Love you, too, 'cause you're my mom.
사랑해요, 왜냐면 내 엄마니까요

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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

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You're so weird.
너 진짜 이상해

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More than usual?
평소 보다 더?

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No, I guess not.
아니, 그건 아닌 것 같아

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Perfect.
완벽해

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ADULT SHELDON: <i>To avoid
looking suspicious,</i>
<i>수상하게 보이는 걸 피하기 위해,</i>

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<i>I tried to interact with my
mom as little as possible.</i>
<i>난 엄마와 최대한 접촉하지 않으려고 했다</i>

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<i>Thankfully, it's rude to
speak with your mouth full.</i>
<i>다행스럽게도, 입에 음식을 문채로
말하는 건 무례한 것이었다</i>

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You look tired, baby. Sleep okay?
너 피곤해보이는구나, 아가야
잘 잔 거니?

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Mm-hmm.

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So how big a tax refund
you think we're gonna get?
우리가 얼마나 환급을 받을 거 같니?

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Mm.

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- Mornin'.
- Mornin'.
- 굿모닝
- 굿모닝

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I slept in the nude last night.
저 어제 다 벗고 잤어요

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Felt every little breeze.
작은 바람 하나 놓치지 않고 느끼면서

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Thank you for sharing that.
말해줘서 고맙구나

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You're welcome.
뭘요

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Fight, you cowards, fight!
싸우자, 겁쟁아, 싸우자!

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You fight, Skeletor.
너나 싸워, 스켈레터

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Mare, we got any batteries?!
여보, 건전지 집에 있어?

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MARY: Look in the drawer
by the refrigerator.
냉장고 옆 서랍 봐봐

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ADULT SHELDON: <i>There was only
so much food I could eat,</i>
<i>내가 음식을 먹는 데에는
한계가 있었기 때문에,</i>

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<i>so I started avoiding my
mother whenever possible.</i>
<i>난 가능할 때마다 엄마를 피하기 시작했다</i>

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[GASPS]

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[WHISPERING] What are
you doing in there?
너 거기서 뭐해?

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[WHISPERING]: Keeping your secret.
아빠의 비밀을 지키고 있죠

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You got to pull it together.
힘을 합쳐서 지켜야돼

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This is me pulling it together.
이게 제가 비밀을 지키는 거라고요

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- Pull harder.
- MARY: Find 'em?
- 그럼 더 잘지켜
- 찾았어?

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Yeah. [CHUCKLES] Got 'em. Thanks.
응. 찾았어. 고마워

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You're very welcome.
Hey, have you noticed
그래.
당신 눈치챈 거 있어?

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anything off with Sheldon?
쉘든 이상한 거?

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Uh, no, no, no. Can't
say that I have. Why?
아니, 잘 모르겠는데. 왜?

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He's been awful quiet, and, at
the risk of being indelicate,
요즘 엄청 조용하고, 그리고
지저분한 얘기일 수도 있지만,

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he's gone several days
without a bowel movement.
걔 며칠째 배변활동이 없어

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How do you know that?
그걸 당신이 어떻게 아는 거야?

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Well, I was worried about him,
글쎄, 걔가 걱정되서

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so I took a look in his potty journal.
쉘든의 '배변일지'를 봤지

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He's still keeping that thing, huh?
걔 계속 그걸 쓰고 있는 거야?

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Oh, yeah, that's why he
wanted the Polaroid camera.
오, 그래, 자꾸 폴라로이드 카메라
사달라고 하는 것도 그것 때문이야

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Uh, well, I'm sure he's gonna be fine,
어, 금방 괜찮아질거야,

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uh, but I'll keep an eye on him.
하지만 계속 지켜볼게

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- Thank you.
- You got it.
- 고마워
- 천만에

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- [WHISPERING]: She's gone.
- SHELDON: Thank you.
- 엄마 갔다
- 고마워요

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Batteries are in this drawer.
건전지는 이쪽에 있어요

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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We got a problem.
문제가 생겼어요

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I don't know how much
longer Sheldon can hold out.
쉘든이 비밀을
얼마나 더 지킬 수 있을지 모르겠어요

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This is why I did not
want you to write a check.
그래서 내가 수표로 주지 말라고 한 거잖아

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Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't have
미안한데요, 그 정도

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that kind of cash lying around.
현금은 없거든요

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I do not want Mary to
find out about this.
난 메리가 이걸 아는 게 싫어

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Well, what about Sheldon?
그럼 쉘든은요?

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The kid hasn't pooped
in days, he might pop.
아이가 며칠째 똥을 못싸고 있다고요
펑 터질지도 몰라요

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Slip a little Metamucil into
his apple juice, he'll be fine.
걔가 먹는 사과주스에
Metamucil(설사약) 섞어, 괜찮아질거야

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Why don't we just come clean?
그냥 깨끗히 불면 안되요?

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All right, sure, we could do that.
그래, 물론, 그래도 되지

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You could rat me out to Mary and...
날 메리에게 고자질 할 수도 있지 그리고...

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I could tell her what you
did at the church picnic.
나도 니가 교회 소풍 때 뭘했는지
말할 수도 있고

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Come on.
장모님

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Now you're just playing dirty.
이제 더티하게 하시겠다 이거에요

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We sink or swim together, George.
같이 뜨거나 같이 가라앉거나야, 조지.

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We sink or swim together.
우린 한배를 탄거야

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Grandmas are supposed to be nice.
할머니들은 착해야 한다고요

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What went wrong with you?
도대체 뭐 잘못먹은 거에요?

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ADULT SHELDON: <i>Avoiding
my mother in our own house</i>
<i>집에서 엄마를 피한다는 건</i>

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<i>was proving to be difficult,</i>
<i>어려운 일이란 게 증명되고 있었다</i>

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<i>so it was time to get creative.</i>
<i>그래서 이제는 창의적이 되어야 할 시간이었다</i>

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Hello. I'd like to book
a room in your hotel.
안녕하세요. 방 좀 예약하고 싶은데요

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I'd be arriving tonight.
오늘 밤에 도착할 겁니다

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No, it's just me.
아뇨, 저뿐이에요

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Ooh, a queen bed, that sounds fancy.
우, 퀸 사이즈 침대라, 멋진데요

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And how much would this room cost?
그래서 그 방은 얼마죠?

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Wow. Is that per month?
와우. 그거 한달치 가격인가요?

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Per day?
하루요??

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By any chance, do you
have a children's rate?
혹시 어린이 할인도 있나요?

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We've been friends for
a while now, haven't we?
우리 한동안 친구로 지내왔잖아, 안그래?

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I suppose so.
그런 것 같은데

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Given that, how would you
feel about a sleepover?
그점에 비추어볼 때,
이제 같이 밤샘할 때 된것 같지 않아?

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Sure. Your mom lets you watch TV.
맞아. 너희 엄마는 너 TV 보게 해주시지?

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<i>Jake and the Fatman</i> is on tonight.
<i>제이크와 뚱보</i> 오늘밤에 하거든

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I meant we could sleep at your house.
난 너네 집에서 잔다는 거였는데

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But you'll miss <i>Jake and the Fatman.</i>
하지만 너 <i>제이크와 뚱보</i>를 못볼텐데

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Even better. So what do you say?
난 더 좋아. 너네 집에서 자도 돼?

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I'll have to ask my mom.
엄마한테 물어볼게

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Well, be sure to tell her
I'm clean, I'm well-behaved,
그래, 너희 어머니한테
난 깨끗하고, 예의 바르게 행동하고,

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and if you don't have a lot of room,
너네 집에 남는 방이 없더라도,

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I can fit in really tight spaces.
조그만 공간에서도 잘 수 있다고
말씀드려

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So your first sleepover.
네 첫번째 외박이구나

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Pretty exciting, huh?
진짜 신나지, 그렇지?

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No. It's not exciting,
it's constipating,
아뇨. 하나도 안신나요,
변비라고요,

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and I'm only doing it to avoid Mom.
단지 엄마 피하려고 가는 거고요

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But still, it's your first sleepover.
그래도, 네 첫번째 외박이잖아

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It's fun stuff.
재밌는 일이라고

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Okay, I know you're having
a tough time with this,
그래, 니가 비밀 때문에,
어려운 시간을 보내고 있다는 걸 알아,

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but... you're doing great.
그래도... 넌 지금 잘하고 있어

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You spend some time at Tam's house,
탬네 집에서 지내면서,

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you know, clear your head,
and come back home refreshed.
머리 비우고, 리프레시 하고 집에 와

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And then I can tell Mom?
그 다음에 엄마한테 말해도 되요?

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Oh, no, you can never tell Mom.
아니, 안돼, 절대로 말할 수 없어

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Wouldn't it be easier to just be honest?
그냥 정직하게 구는 게 더 쉬운 일 아니에요?

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Usually, it would be, but...
보통은 그렇지만...

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sometimes the truth can hurt people.
가끔씩 진실은 사람들에게 상처를 주기도 한단다

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We wouldn't want to hurt Mom, right?
엄마가 상처입는 거 싫지?

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Of course not.
그럼요

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Attaboy.
옳지

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[MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]

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Hey, here's a funny
prank you can try tonight.
오늘밤에 할 재밌는 장난 알려줄까

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When Tam falls asleep, put
some shaving cream in his hand
탬이 잠들면
쉐이빙 크림을 걔 손에 바른 다음에

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and then tickle his nose.
코를 간지럽혀

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Why?
왜요?

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'Cause then he'll go to,
그러면 걔가,

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you know, scratch his nose,
코를 긁으면서,

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and he gets shaving cream on his face.
자기 얼굴에 쉐이빙 크림을 묻힐 거거든

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And then what?
그 다음엔 어떻게 되는 거에요?

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Well... that-that's it.
그냥... 그런 거지 뭐

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But I'm a guest in their home,
하지만 전 그 집의 손님인데요,

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and that doesn't seem
like a very good way
그리고 그 행동은
그분들 환대에 보답하는데

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to repay their kindness.
별로 좋은 행동 같지 않고요

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Never mind.
신경쓰지마라

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00:09:05,228 --> 00:09:07,264

And what if the shaving
cream gets in his eyes?
그리고 쉐이빙 크림이
걔 눈에 들어가면요?

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00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:08,421

That would sting.
쓰라릴 거에요

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Sorry I mentioned it.
알려줘서 미안하구나

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Also, I didn't bring
my own shaving cream.
그리고, 제 쉐이빙 크림도
가져오지 않았고요

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I'd have to use his dad's, and that...
걔네 아빠 거 써야겠네, 그리고...

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Forget it! [CLEARS THROAT]
잊어버려!

220
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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Hello.
안녕하세요

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Hi. You must be Mrs....
안녕하세요
당신이 아마도...

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Tam's mom.
탬네 엄마시군요

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I'm Sheldon's dad, George Cooper.
저는 쉘든의 아버지, 조지 쿠퍼에요

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Nice to meet you.
반갑습니다

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Thanks for letting him spend the night.
쉘든을 재워주셔서 감사해요

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It's his first sleepover. He's excited.
얘 첫번째 외박이라서요. 지금 신났어요

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Actually, I'm quite apprehens...
사실은, 전 꽤 걱정...

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He's really looking forward to it.
매우 기대하고 있었답니다

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00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:36,846

Uh, in case something
무슨 일이 일어날 경우

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comes up, just give us a holler.
저희에게 소리쳐주세요

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I mean, a call. If you
hollered, we wouldn't hear you.
제 말은, 전화말이에요
소리질러도 우린 들을 수 없을 거에요

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[CHUCKLES]

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That-that was a joke.
농-농담이었어요

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[FORCED]: Ha-ha-ha!

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Okay, buddy, have fun.
오케이, 쉘든, 재밌게 지내

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ADULT SHELDON: <i>Visiting Tam's house</i>
<i>탬네 집에 처음 갔을 때는</i>

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<i>for the first time was an
emotional roller coaster.</i>
<i>감정적으로 롤러 코스터를 탄 기분이었다</i>

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00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:58,910

<i>For example, it's traditional
in Vietnamese homes</i>
<i>예를 들자면, 탬네 집은
전통적인 베트남 가정이었다</i>

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<i>to have gruesome religious
iconography near the entrance.</i>
<i>소름끼치는 종교적 성상이 입구에 있는</i>

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00:10:01,816 --> 00:10:03,868

<i>I did not like that.</i>
<i>난 그게 싫었다</i>

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00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,027

<i>However, it's also customary</i>
<i>그러나, 또한 위생적인 이유로</i>

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<i>to not wear shoes around the house</i>
<i>집 안에서 신발을 신은 채로 돌아다니지 않는</i>

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00:10:07,612 --> 00:10:09,645

<i>for sanitary reasons.</i>
<i>관습이 있었다</i>

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<i>I did like that.</i>
<i>난 그건 좋았다</i>

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<i>Interestingly,</i>
<i>흥미롭게도,</i>

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<i>one of the main ingredients
in Vietnamese cooking</i>
<i>베트남 요리의 메인 재료 중의 하나는</i>

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<i>is an extremely pungent
condiment known as fish sauce.</i>
<i>생선 소스로 알려진
극도로 톡 쏘는 양념이었고</i>

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00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:21,290

<i>I did not like that.</i>
<i>난 그게 싫었다</i>

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00:10:21,292 --> 00:10:23,196

<i>But before every meal,</i>
<i>하지만 식사를 하기 전에 보통,</i>

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<i>it's common for everyone to
wash their hands and face.</i>
<i>모든 사람이 손과 얼굴을 씻었다</i>

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<i>I did like that.</i>
<i>난 그건 좋았다</i>

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<i>Forks are not customary
in a Vietnamese household.</i>
<i>베트남 집에서 포크는 쓰지 않았다</i>

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[GIGGLES]

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<i>I did not like that.</i>
<i>난 그게 싫었다<i>

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<i>And instead of napkins,
there was one towel</i>
<i>그리고 냅킨 대신에<i>

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<i>for everyone to share at the table.</i>
<i>타월 하나를 테이블에 있는 모든 사람이 썼다</i>

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<i>Seriously, what are they thinking?</i>
<i>진짜, 걔들은 무슨 생각인거지?</i>

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00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:48,050

I can't help thinking how odd it is
나는 쉘리가 자원해서

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that Shelly volunteered
to go on a sleepover.
외박할 확률이 얼마나 될지
상상이 안가

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00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:51,921

Oh, I don't know.
나도 모르겠는걸

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Hmm? He's growing up.
음? 성장하고 있는 거지

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00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:56,292

It's natural for a young boy
to want to spread his wings
어린 소년이 날개를 펴길 원하는 건
자연스러운 거야

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a little bit, try something new.
새로운 걸 시도하는 거라고

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That's nonsense.
넌센스야

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Last week, I brought home
지난주에 내가 설탕이 들어간

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00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:02,665

the Raisin Bran with
the sugar on the raisins.
Raisin Bran 사왔을 때
(시리얼 이름)

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00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,855

He almost lost his mind.
걔 거의 미칠 뻔했었어

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00:11:04,858 --> 00:11:06,391

If you ask me,
만약 내게,

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you're worried about nothing.
니가 걱정할 게 있냐고 묻는다면
아니야 없어

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[SIGHS] Maybe it's me.
아마도 나 때문인가봐

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Maybe I did something to upset him.
내가 걔가 화날 짓을 한거야

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00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:14,477

What are you talking about?
너 무슨 얘길 하는 거야?

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00:11:14,479 --> 00:11:15,488

He loves you
걘 널 사랑해

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like crazy.
미친 것처럼

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Much more than he loves this one.
여기 이놈을 사랑하는 것 보다 훨씬 더

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It's true.
맞아

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00:11:19,784 --> 00:11:20,983

I don't know.
모르겠어

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I just feel like something isn't right.
난 그냥 느낌에 뭔가 잘못된 것 같아

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MISSY: Mom!
엄마!

281
00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:27,191

I got my hair stuck in my zipper!
나 지퍼에 머리카락 꼈어요!

282
00:11:27,194 --> 00:11:29,392

That's the kid you need
to be worried about.
쟤가 너가 걱정해야 할 아이야

283
00:11:32,597 --> 00:11:34,764

[QUIETLY]: Okay, Connie,
why don't we just come clean?
오케이, 장모님,
그냥 우리 털어놓죠?

284
00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:36,866

- No.
- [SCOFFS] You heard her.
- 안돼
- 들으셨잖아요

285
00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:38,734

Now she's blaming herself.
이제는 자책하고 있다고요

286
00:11:38,736 --> 00:11:40,203

And Sheldon's so upset
그리고 쉘든도 화나서

287
00:11:40,205 --> 00:11:42,538

he's-he's acting like a regular kid.
그래-그래서 일반적인 아이들처럼 행동하고 있고요

288
00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:44,550

- All right, let's tell her.
- Thank you.
- 그래 알았어, 말하자
- 고마워요

289
00:11:44,553 --> 00:11:46,876

But first I'm gonna tell her
what you did at the picnic.
하지만 먼저 너가 소풍 때
뭘했는지부터 말할거야

290
00:11:46,878 --> 00:11:48,808

- Oh, Mary!
- Okay, okay, shh.
- 메리!
- 알았어요, 알았어요, 쉬

291
00:11:50,615 --> 00:11:52,982

[SIGHS]

292
00:11:52,984 --> 00:11:55,551

I don't know how much longer
we can keep this going.
난 우리가 얼마나 더
이 비밀을 지킬 수 있을지 모르겠어요

293
00:11:55,553 --> 00:11:57,425

I'm willing to find out.
기꺼이 한번 알아보자고

294
00:12:04,162 --> 00:12:07,830

So, this game is called
<i>Mystic Warlords of Ka'a.</i>
<i>그래서, 이 게임은
"신비한 카아의 군벌들"이라고 해<i>

295
00:12:07,832 --> 00:12:09,003

It's pretty fun.
꽤 재밌어

296
00:12:09,006 --> 00:12:11,019

There are six kinds
of secret warlords...
6가지 종류의 비밀 군벌들이 있고...

297
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:14,345

<i>- Secret warlords.</i>
- GEORGE SR.: <i>It's a secret. Secret.</i>
<i>- 비밀 군벌들</i>
<i>이건 비밀이야. 비밀</i>

298
00:12:14,348 --> 00:12:15,547

It's a secret.
비밀이야

299
00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:17,473

Have you noticed
anything off with Sheldon?
쉘든 이상한 거 눈치 못챘어?

300
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:18,808

Something between me and you.
너와 나 사이의 무엇인가야

301
00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:20,610

Mom is on a need-to-know basis.
엄마는 알아야 할 것만 알면 돼

302
00:12:20,612 --> 00:12:22,345

I took a little look
in his potty journal.
쉘든의 '배변일지'를 봤어

303
00:12:22,347 --> 00:12:24,821

- It's a secret.
- Several days without a bowel movement.
- 이건 비밀이야
- 걔 며칠동안 배변활동 안했어

304
00:12:24,824 --> 00:12:26,482

- TAM: Sheldon.
- Secret. Secret.
- 쉘든
- 비밀이야. 비밀

305
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,550

- A secret.
- TAM: <i>Sheldon.</i>
- 비밀이라고
- <i>쉘든</i>

306
00:12:28,319 --> 00:12:29,919

Did you hear anything I said?
내가 말한 거 듣기라도 한 거야?

307
00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:34,128

Sorry, I was reliving
a traumatic experience.
미안, 트라우마에 시달리고 있어서

308
00:12:34,131 --> 00:12:35,224

What do you mean?
무슨 말이야?

309
00:12:37,996 --> 00:12:40,663

Tam, I have a secret
that's weighing on me,
탬, 난 비밀이 있고
그게 날 짓누르고 있어,

310
00:12:40,665 --> 00:12:42,365

and I need to tell someone.
그래서 누군가에게 말해야겠어

311
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:43,699

Okay. Tell me.
그래, 말해봐.

312
00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:45,668

But I promised I wouldn't.
하지만 말 안하겠다고 약속했어

313
00:12:45,670 --> 00:12:47,570

Okay. Then don't.
그래, 그럼 말하지마

314
00:12:47,572 --> 00:12:49,572

But it's driving me crazy.
하지만 이게 날 미치게 하고 있어

315
00:12:49,575 --> 00:12:50,886

Too bad you're not Catholic.
너가 가톨릭 신자가 아니라 아쉽다

316
00:12:50,889 --> 00:12:52,485

You could confess it to a priest.
신부님한테 고해하면 되는데

317
00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:54,710

That's a great idea.
좋은 생각이야

318
00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:57,113

You're Catholic. I'll confess it to you.
너가 가톨릭이지. 너한테 고백할게.

319
00:12:57,115 --> 00:12:58,410

I'm not a priest.
난 신부가 아닌데

320
00:12:58,413 --> 00:12:59,515

I'm not a Catholic.
나도 가톨릭 아니야

321
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,217

It makes perfect sense.
그러니 이치에 맞지

322
00:13:01,219 --> 00:13:04,220

Okay, whenever you're ready.
그래, 준비되면 말해

323
00:13:04,222 --> 00:13:06,689

What are you doing?
뭐하는 거야?

324
00:13:06,691 --> 00:13:08,891

I'm assuming the position.
자세를 취하는 거야

325
00:13:08,893 --> 00:13:10,493

Okay.
알았어

326
00:13:10,495 --> 00:13:13,282

Forgive me, Tam, for I have sinned.
절 용서해주세요, 탬
전 죄를 지었습니다

327
00:13:13,285 --> 00:13:15,231

This is my first confession.
이번이 제 첫번째 고해성사입니다

328
00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:17,533

I forgive you, my son.
널 용서한다, 아들아

329
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:22,104

I was doing my parents' taxes
and noticed a check was missing.
전 제 부모님 세금 계산을 하다가
잃어버린 수표가 있는 걸 알았습니다

330
00:13:22,106 --> 00:13:23,773

- I asked my father about it...
- ADULT SHELDON: <i>As I walked Tam</i>
- 전 아빠에게 물었고...
- <i>내가 탬에게</i>

331
00:13:23,775 --> 00:13:25,574

<i>through the whole sordid affair,</i>
<i>내 모든 부정직의 문제를 고해했을 때,</i>

332
00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:28,311

<i>I could feel a weight
lifting off my shoulders.</i>
<i>난 내 어깨를 짓누르던
무게가 사라지는 걸 느꼈다</i>

333
00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:31,118

<i>It was a relief to
finally unburden myself</i>
<i>그것은 마침내 내 자신의 짐을
던 것에 대한 안도감이었다</i>

334
00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:32,581

<i>of this deception.</i>
<i>이 사기로부터</i>

335
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,250

<i>By the time I reached the end,</i>
<i>고해의 끝에 다달았을 무렵에는,</i>

336
00:13:34,252 --> 00:13:36,519

<i>I felt like a new person.</i>
<i>마치 새사람이 된 기분이었다</i>

337
00:13:36,521 --> 00:13:38,554

That's the whole story.
이게 이야기 전부야.

338
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,886

Cool. Can we play now?
좋아. 이제 게임해도 되지?

339
00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,079

<i>And now that my conscience
had been cleared,</i>
<i>그리고 내 양심도 깨끗해졌기 때문에,</i>

340
00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:45,661

<i>my colon was ready to do the same.</i>
<i>내 장 역시 깨끗해질 준비가 되었다</i>

341
00:13:45,663 --> 00:13:48,431

Excuse me. I need to use your bathroom!
나 니 회장실 좀 써야겠어!

342
00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:51,714

[DOOR CREAKS CLOSED]

343
00:13:54,135 --> 00:13:56,903

Thank you for letting
me sleep in your bed.
니 침대에서 자게 해줘서 고마워

344
00:13:56,905 --> 00:14:00,322

My father taught me that we
must always honor our guests
우리 아빠가 가르쳐줬거든
언제나 손님에게 친절해야 한다고

345
00:14:00,325 --> 00:14:02,275

and treat them with the utmost courtesy.
그리고 극도로 예의를 갖춰 대해야 한다고

346
00:14:02,277 --> 00:14:05,211

The Vietnamese are a
very welcoming people.
베트남 사람들은
정말 좋은 사람들이구나

347
00:14:05,213 --> 00:14:08,181

Yeah, that hasn't
always worked out for us.
그래, 하지만 그게 언제나
좋지만은 않지

348
00:14:10,819 --> 00:14:12,752

[GRUNTS]

349
00:14:12,754 --> 00:14:15,389

Do you think your dad would ever ask you
너네 아빠가 너한테

350
00:14:15,392 --> 00:14:17,423

to keep a secret from your mom?
엄마에게 비밀로 하라던 적 있어?

351
00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:18,458

Oh, no.
오, 아니

352
00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:20,827

He's so honest, it's annoying.
아빠는 정직해, 성가실 정도로

353
00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:22,525

Enough talking.
이제 그만

354
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,461

Sleep now.
얼른 자라

355
00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:28,334

She's just annoying.
엄마는 그냥 성가셔

356
00:14:28,336 --> 00:14:30,270

♪ ♪

357
00:14:35,677 --> 00:14:37,647

Well, you did it.
해냈구나

358
00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:39,445

[GRUNTS]

359
00:14:39,447 --> 00:14:41,547

How was your first sleepover?
첫번째 외박 어땠니?

360
00:14:44,219 --> 00:14:46,151

They feed you any weird food?
이상한 음식 먹이던?

361
00:14:46,154 --> 00:14:49,022

When I was in 'Nam, we ate
fish soup for breakfast.
내가 베트남에 갔었을 땐,
아침으로 생선 수프를 먹었단다

362
00:14:49,024 --> 00:14:50,056

[CHUCKLES]

363
00:14:50,058 --> 00:14:52,191

Sheldon, I'm talking to you.
쉘든, 너한테 말하고 있잖니

364
00:14:52,193 --> 00:14:54,661

Well, I'm not talking to you.
그래요, 난 아빠한테 말 안하고 있고요

365
00:14:54,663 --> 00:14:56,529

Okay, what's going on?
그래, 무슨 일이니?

366
00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:58,998

After having my first good
night's sleep in a week,
이번 주에 처음으로 깊게 자고 난 다음에

367
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,033

I woke up with a fresh perspective.
전 새로운 관점으로 깨어났어요

368
00:15:01,036 --> 00:15:02,302

And that is...?
그리고 그건 뭔데...?

369
00:15:02,304 --> 00:15:04,504

It was irresponsible of you
아빤 무책임했어요

370
00:15:04,506 --> 00:15:06,272

to burden me with that secret.
내게 그 비밀을 지우다니

371
00:15:06,274 --> 00:15:09,042

Sheldon, we've been
through this. [STAMMERS]
쉘든, 전에 이 얘기 했었잖아

372
00:15:09,044 --> 00:15:10,576

It's complicated.
복잡한 일이란다

373
00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:14,009

While I may not look up to you
from an intellectual standpoint,
전 아빠를 지적인 관점에서
우러러 보지는 않았지만,

374
00:15:14,012 --> 00:15:16,213

I've always looked up
to you as a role model.
언제나 롤모델로 삼아왔어요

375
00:15:19,454 --> 00:15:21,556

I can't do that anymore.
전 더 이상 그럴 수 없어요

376
00:15:25,226 --> 00:15:27,160

And don't worry... We made a deal.
그리고 걱정마세요... 약속했으니

377
00:15:27,162 --> 00:15:29,744

I'll continue to keep your secret.
계속 비밀을 지킬게요

378
00:15:31,399 --> 00:15:33,333

♪ ♪

379
00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:37,337

[ENGINE STARTS]

380
00:15:37,339 --> 00:15:39,439

[BIRDS SINGING]

381
00:15:41,109 --> 00:15:42,408

Hey.
여보

382
00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:43,431

What's up?
왜?

383
00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:45,877

Um, I need to tell you something.
음, 당신에게 말할 게 있어

384
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,080

What did you do?
무슨 짓을 한거야?

385
00:15:47,082 --> 00:15:50,007

[SIGHS] When Sheldon
was doing our taxes,
쉘든이 우리 세금 계산을 했을 때,

386
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,681

he noticed a missing check.
잃어버린 수표가 있는 걸 발견했어

387
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,752

What did you do?
당신 뭘 한거야?

388
00:15:52,755 --> 00:15:54,717

Before I answer, do you trust me enough
내가 대답하기 전에,
좋은 이유 때문에 한 거라고

389
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,588

to understand it was for a good reason
충분히 좀 믿어주고

390
00:15:56,591 --> 00:15:58,091

and j-just leave it at that?
그냥 넘어가면 안돼?

391
00:16:01,183 --> 00:16:02,582

[GULPS]

392
00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:04,485

What did you do?
무슨 짓을 한 거야?

393
00:16:04,488 --> 00:16:06,499

It's all your mother's
fault. She is a bad person.
당신 엄마 잘못이야
나쁜 사람이라고

394
00:16:06,501 --> 00:16:08,368

I've been telling you for years.
몇년 동안이나 당신에게 말해왔잖아

395
00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:10,002

What did you do?
엄마 뭘 한거야?

396
00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:12,147

Okay, now, before I answer that...
그래, 내가 대답하기 전에...

397
00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:13,573

Just tell me what you did.
그냥 뭘 한 건지나 말해

398
00:16:13,575 --> 00:16:14,941

I got a DWI.
나 음주운전했어
(Driving While Intoxicated)

399
00:16:14,943 --> 00:16:16,603

Mom!
엄마!

400
00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:18,239

It's not as bad as it sounds.
들리는 것처럼 나쁘지만은 않아

401
00:16:18,242 --> 00:16:20,642

How is driving drunk not bad?
어떻게 음주운전이 나쁜 게 아냐?

402
00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:22,248

I wasn't exactly driving.
정확히는 내가 운전한 게 아냐

403
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,584

I don't follow.
이해못하겠어

404
00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:26,853

I was at the dog track with Georgie,
조지랑 개 경주장에 있었는데,

405
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,287

and I had a few...
내가 좀...

406
00:16:28,289 --> 00:16:29,789

<i>Georgie?</i>
<i>조지?</i>

407
00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:31,190

With God as my witness,
하나님 앞에서 증언하건대,

408
00:16:31,192 --> 00:16:33,693

I've never been to the
dog track in my life.
전 살면서 한번도 개 경주장에
가본 적 없어요

409
00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:35,695

[QUIETLY]: She knows.
니 엄마 알아

410
00:16:35,697 --> 00:16:37,230

Oh, I've been there a bunch.
오, 몇번 가봤어요

411
00:16:37,232 --> 00:16:39,565

Will someone please
tell me what happened?
누구 내게 무슨 일인 건지
얘기해줄 사람 있어?

412
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:42,970

Okay, me and Meemaw were
in the bar at the track...
네, 저랑 할무니가
경주장 안 바에 있었는데...

413
00:16:42,973 --> 00:16:44,906

You took him to a bar?
엄마 얘를 바에 데려갔어?

414
00:16:44,909 --> 00:16:46,072

He wasn't drinking.
술 마시진 않았어

415
00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:48,283

She had a few too many margaritas,
할무니가 마가리타를 좀 마셨어요

416
00:16:48,286 --> 00:16:49,542

so I drove us home.
그래서 제가 운전해서
집에 왔어요

417
00:16:49,544 --> 00:16:51,277

But you don't have a license.
너 면허증 없잖아

418
00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:54,025

That's why we swapped places
after the cop pulled us over.
그래서 경찰이 우릴 세웠을 때
자리를 바꾼 거죠

419
00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:55,394

Oh, dear Lord.
오, 하나님

420
00:16:55,397 --> 00:16:56,848

I had nothing to do with this part.
난 이 일에 관여한 바 없어

421
00:16:56,851 --> 00:16:58,751

- Shut up.
- Will do.
- 입 다물어
- 그럴게

422
00:16:58,753 --> 00:17:00,153

MEEMAW: I didn't want Georgie
난 조지를 문제에 휘말리게

423
00:17:00,155 --> 00:17:01,320

to get into trouble,
하기 싫었어

424
00:17:01,322 --> 00:17:02,877

so I got behind the wheel
그래서 내가 운전대를 잡았지

425
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,702

before the cop walked up.
경찰이 다가오기 전에

426
00:17:04,705 --> 00:17:07,366

And then I got arrested, and, uh,
그리고 그 다음 내가 체포된거야,

427
00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:09,002

he bailed me out.
얘가 보석금 내준거고

428
00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:11,405

So you all thought you
should keep this from me?
그래서 모두 나한테서
비밀로 하기로 한 거야?

429
00:17:11,408 --> 00:17:12,965

- Absolutely.
- 100%.
- 응

430
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:15,101

Okay, here's what's gonna happen: you
오케이, 이제 앞으로 이럴거야:

431
00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:16,769

and you are staying at her house
당신이랑 조지는 엄마집에서 살아

432
00:17:16,771 --> 00:17:18,517

until I say otherwise.
내가 다시 오라고 할 때까지

433
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,840

One could argue I was
the hero in this story.
누군가는 이 이야기에서
절 영웅이라고 할 수 있을 것 같은데요

434
00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:23,843

You went gambling and you
drove without a license
넌 도박하러 갔고
면허증 없이 운전했어

435
00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:25,361

and you lied to my face.
그리고 내 얼굴에 대고 거짓말했잖아

436
00:17:25,364 --> 00:17:26,730

Heroically.
영웅적으로요

437
00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:28,333

Go.
가

438
00:17:33,288 --> 00:17:35,855

I love everything about this.

439
00:17:38,649 --> 00:17:40,580

I'm guessing you're mad at me.
장모님 저한테 화나셨죠

440
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,048

Aw, forget about it.
아우, 잊어버려 그냥

441
00:17:42,051 --> 00:17:43,851

I appreciate you not...
고마워요...

442
00:17:43,853 --> 00:17:46,353

ratting me out about the picnic.
소풍 때 그 일을 말 안하셔서

443
00:17:46,355 --> 00:17:49,289

Well, we had a deal.
그럼, 우린 딜을 했잖아

444
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:52,893

Besides, your marriage is
already hanging by a thread.
게다가, 네 결혼생활은
이미 위기에 처했고

445
00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:54,495

It is dangling there.
달랑달랑 하고 있죠

446
00:17:54,497 --> 00:17:57,831

All right, well, I'm gonna turn in.
그래요, 이제 자러 갈게요

447
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,366

Mmm.

448
00:17:59,368 --> 00:18:00,634

Good night.
주무세요

449
00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:03,487

Night!
굿나잇!

450
00:18:07,243 --> 00:18:09,682

[PHONE RINGS]

451
00:18:09,685 --> 00:18:10,777

Hello?
여보세요?

452
00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:12,379

MEEMAW: So, get a load of this.
내 얘기 좀 들어봐

453
00:18:12,381 --> 00:18:14,715

Last church picnic, your husband
지난 교회 소풍 때, 니 남편이

454
00:18:14,717 --> 00:18:16,659

snuck in a six-pack,
맥주 6병을 몰래 가져가서,

455
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,117

polished off the whole thing,
배속에 모두 넣어 버렸어

456
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,187

then went to wait in
line for the bathroom...
그리고 화장실 앞에서
줄 서다가...

457
00:18:20,189 --> 00:18:21,722

Hey.
장모님

458
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,423

You got an extra toothbrush?
칫솔 남는 거 있어요?

459
00:18:23,425 --> 00:18:24,792

Under the sink, darlin'.
싱크대 밑에 봐봐

460
00:18:24,795 --> 00:18:25,961

Thanks.
고마워요

461
00:18:25,964 --> 00:18:28,528

You got it.
그래

462
00:18:28,531 --> 00:18:32,951

So then the big gorilla decides
he doesn't want to wait in line,
그 다음에 빅 고릴라는
줄을 서지 않기로 결정하고,

463
00:18:32,954 --> 00:18:35,937

so he stumbles over to
the church vegetable garden
비틀거리면서 교회 채소밭에 가서

464
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:40,307

and proceeds to irrigate
the whole damn thing.
채소에다 물을 줬어

465
00:18:40,309 --> 00:18:42,776

I've eaten those vegetables.
나 그 채소들 먹었는데!

466
00:18:42,778 --> 00:18:45,565

Sweet dreams. [LAUGHS]
잘자라