1 00:00:42,753 --> 00:00:43,953 "LIBERTY",this is control 2 00:00:50,554 --> 00:00:53,141 Approaching Terminator line. 3 00:00:55,811 --> 00:00:59,232 Roger that, be advised radio static 4 00:00:59,232 --> 00:01:04,822 Understand 5 00:01:04,822 --> 00:01:08,952 .... 6 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:41,827 Seven, three, eleven 7 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:59,808 Looking good. Landing vector optimum touch down in t-minus 12 8 00:01:59,808 --> 00:02:03,062 11, 10, 9 ... 9 00:02:03,062 --> 00:02:06,983 8, 7, 6 ... 10 00:02:06,983 --> 00:02:10,529 5, 4, 3 ... 11 00:02:10,529 --> 00:02:15,077 2, 1. 12 00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:20,125 Now drop the banners 13 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:23,754 - All set - Must we? 14 00:02:25,381 --> 00:02:31,097 - The Eagle has landed baby,ha,ha,ha. - Please keep that fool off the main frequency 15 00:02:33,516 --> 00:02:36,312 Are you getting a reading on your end too, Capt.Sanders? 16 00:02:36,312 --> 00:02:40,692 Mission control I can confirm vast quantities of Helium 3 17 00:02:40,692 --> 00:02:47,492 - The reading are stronger this way - You're breaking up, pls be advised you may be nearing a meteor shower... 18 00:02:47,492 --> 00:02:49,578 Adjust to communicate.... 19 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:54,209 No fucking way.. 20 00:02:54,209 --> 00:02:57,964 Hey Sand, what do you do with that thing hopping around over there? 21 00:02:58,673 --> 00:03:01,176 I thought you suppose to take some photos of me? 22 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,494 Washington, have you got a visual on ... What was that, Houston? 23 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:26,124 - Hey Washington, it's Helium 3, - What? 24 00:03:26,124 --> 00:03:31,506 It's Helium 3. Mike! Get over here! Hey there's something over here you need to see 25 00:03:32,715 --> 00:03:36,470 No, Sanders! Sanders! Sand.. oh! Aah! 26 00:03:39,641 --> 00:03:41,727 Oh god 27 00:03:47,651 --> 00:03:53,617 Houston!, Houston! Son of a bitch I need to get out of here 28 00:05:39,165 --> 00:05:42,044 In English, now 29 00:05:42,044 --> 00:05:46,383 Where... are we from? 30 00:05:46,383 --> 00:05:48,802 - Siegfried. - The earth 31 00:05:48,802 --> 00:05:51,514 and when did we leave? 32 00:05:51,514 --> 00:05:54,851 - Brunhild - 1945. 33 00:05:54,851 --> 00:05:59,357 - And where did we go? - The dark side of the moon. 34 00:05:59,357 --> 00:06:02,403 Brilliant. 35 00:07:58,423 --> 00:08:00,509 Don't try to play dumb with me 36 00:08:00,592 --> 00:08:02,928 It was your bad idea to send those idiots to the moon 37 00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:07,100 - Talk about disaster - Um..Not to be contrary Madam President 38 00:08:07,142 --> 00:08:09,353 but i'm pretty sure it was your idea 39 00:08:09,478 --> 00:08:14,317 It was my great idea had they succeeded, now it's your stupid idea. Got it? 40 00:08:14,317 --> 00:08:18,531 I didn't hire you for your stupid ideas I hired you because of your modest touch 41 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:22,745 And now my poll ratings are in toilet and that election is just weeks away..!! 42 00:08:23,412 --> 00:08:25,915 You dropped the ball Vivian,you 43 00:08:25,915 --> 00:08:29,670 Now, I need a miracle. Get me a miracle 44 00:08:35,928 --> 00:08:42,519 Actually how was sending those two astronauts to the moon supposed to get me re-elected,exactly 45 00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:47,108 Well,we have been to the moon for fifty years.One of them was black. 46 00:08:47,108 --> 00:08:50,696 - Thought it would look good - Look good how? 47 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,617 Like I said one of them was black 48 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:59,374 Just think of the opportunity we wasted years ago with that errand boy,Powell, Alan Powell? 49 00:08:59,541 --> 00:09:01,835 - Colin Powell. - That was close 50 00:09:02,586 --> 00:09:06,591 - And where are you going? - The UN, to do my job 51 00:09:18,022 --> 00:09:20,984 "The Great Dictator" by Charlie Chaplin. 52 00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:24,572 It is one of the world's most famous short films. 53 00:09:24,572 --> 00:09:30,329 which illustrates in just ten minutes his wish that one day, the entire world 54 00:09:30,329 --> 00:09:34,668 would be here, in the great fuhrer's wise and gentle hands. 55 00:09:34,668 --> 00:09:37,672 - Any questions? - I have a question. 56 00:09:43,554 --> 00:09:48,519 In my classroom we are here to strictly form a manner of addressing one another 57 00:09:48,811 --> 00:09:52,857 To what do we owe the honor of this visit? 58 00:09:55,945 --> 00:10:00,408 - We captured an earthling. - Your expertise is required. 59 00:10:20,225 --> 00:10:21,225 Hey...Hey,Sauerkraut.. right.. 60 00:10:21,226 --> 00:10:25,231 No,no,no,no..I love piece of Sauerkraut. 61 00:10:25,231 --> 00:10:29,528 And, and, and Volkswagen.huh? Driving pleasure. 62 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:31,699 Hey! German words..right. 63 00:10:31,781 --> 00:10:32,681 You know,this is it.. 64 00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:37,622 Where I come from, we speak German too,you know what i am saying.. 65 00:10:40,876 --> 00:10:44,255 Oh damn! You'll be sorry you did that white boy. 66 00:11:52,465 --> 00:11:55,886 You are a knock out. 67 00:11:59,557 --> 00:12:02,144 How do I get out of here? 68 00:12:03,062 --> 00:12:06,191 Thanks lady. Have a nice day ! 69 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:10,446 No, Mr. subhuman. That is the air lock 70 00:12:10,905 --> 00:12:14,534 No!!! No.. 71 00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:03,888 You may..you may want to, cover up a bit. 72 00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:08,936 All good ? 73 00:13:15,604 --> 00:13:16,804 I won't do that if i was you 74 00:13:16,904 --> 00:13:17,904 listen to me.. listen to me. 75 00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:20,909 I know a lot of important people,very important people.. 76 00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:23,621 I know even the President of United States of America. 77 00:13:23,621 --> 00:13:27,250 Now if you kill me, then it's a really fucked up situation 78 00:13:30,588 --> 00:13:34,509 You know the President of the United States of the Americas? 79 00:13:44,814 --> 00:13:48,151 Thanks homie. I talk to you later baby. 80 00:14:02,169 --> 00:14:04,589 Question, what is this apparatus? 81 00:14:04,589 --> 00:14:07,259 Look man, how would I know? I'm just a model. 82 00:14:07,259 --> 00:14:11,222 - A model of what? Citizen? - No man, a model model 83 00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:14,726 Damn, what's wrong with you two? You blind or something? 84 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:18,229 - Shit, I'm pretty. - Are you part of the short trips before the invasion? 85 00:14:18,355 --> 00:14:20,611 Invasion? Man, you all must be tripping 86 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,740 What is your mission? 87 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:29,537 Look dude, I just follow the paycheck, you know what I'm saying? 88 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:34,585 - What is this device? - Oh that's my kick ass cellphone 89 00:14:34,585 --> 00:14:37,338 - and a computer. - What? 90 00:14:39,424 --> 00:14:43,053 That is not a computer. 91 00:14:45,849 --> 00:14:49,186 This is a computer. 92 00:14:51,564 --> 00:14:56,070 No man, that's ancient history homie. 93 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,120 I am telling you once again.. 94 00:15:37,538 --> 00:15:42,169 One moment we receive conformation that the ship had landed successfully on the moon 95 00:15:42,294 --> 00:15:45,340 The next, all communication stop 96 00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:49,553 - They all simply vanished - Or you're hiding something from us? 97 00:15:49,553 --> 00:15:53,183 Yeah, we are hiding something on the dark side of the moon 98 00:15:54,810 --> 00:16:00,609 I still find it very difficult to believe that the entire purpose of the mission 99 00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:04,655 was to promote your president's re-election 100 00:16:04,655 --> 00:16:07,451 Well believe what you like, we had the senators spend 101 00:16:07,451 --> 00:16:11,956 hundreds of millions on campaigns to get elected to dog shit posts. 102 00:16:11,956 --> 00:16:16,504 But Mr Secretary, the expenses involved this time only makes sense 103 00:16:16,587 --> 00:16:18,172 if there was a military purpose.. 104 00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:20,550 Okay, lets get this clear 105 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:25,306 The United States has no military activity on the moon 106 00:16:25,306 --> 00:16:27,726 What about natural resources activity? 107 00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:30,771 We know how the US sometimes mixes the two up 108 00:16:31,397 --> 00:16:34,988 Is there any chance that you are looking for Helium 3 up there? 109 00:16:35,488 --> 00:16:38,200 Helium 3? You just made that up didn't you? 110 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,370 That's so silly 111 00:17:02,394 --> 00:17:05,148 I assume these are just preliminary ideas? 112 00:17:05,148 --> 00:17:09,403 Sir, we have a very small delivery window. 113 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,322 - Sir? - Yes, sir. 114 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:16,287 Ma'am, and this is all. 115 00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:29,845 Anyone who is not the head of the department, should leave.. 116 00:17:38,982 --> 00:17:41,443 You idiots. 117 00:17:41,443 --> 00:17:46,074 You morons! That's an insult to morons 118 00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:50,413 What is this shit? 119 00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:57,588 I have a meeting with the President of the United fucking States of America. 120 00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:59,507 tomorrow fucking morning 121 00:18:00,091 --> 00:18:03,095 Not the President of fucking Zambia. 122 00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:06,307 Not the President of a fucking Janitor's Union 123 00:18:06,307 --> 00:18:11,105 But the president of the fucking country ... 124 00:18:11,105 --> 00:18:15,778 You fucking grown up shit. You pieces of hellacious shit 125 00:18:20,242 --> 00:18:23,120 What am I supposed to tell her? 126 00:18:25,164 --> 00:18:29,086 That my employees are not intelligent enough 127 00:18:30,087 --> 00:18:32,841 to be fucking morons? 128 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,894 Are you willing to work with the fuhrer ... 129 00:23:08,894 --> 00:23:13,275 in the name of the fatherland, stand behind the Wehrmacht. 130 00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:20,033 This decision does not resolve all of us ... 131 00:23:21,785 --> 00:23:26,166 oh.Thank you. I thought my ears gonna bleed. 132 00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:28,585 You're welcome 133 00:23:41,351 --> 00:23:44,772 May I ask what your name is? 134 00:23:45,356 --> 00:23:47,442 Washington.. James Washington. 135 00:23:47,442 --> 00:23:50,029 - Whats yours? - Renate Richter. 136 00:23:50,613 --> 00:23:54,159 It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington 137 00:23:54,242 --> 00:23:57,038 James Washington. 138 00:23:57,705 --> 00:24:01,043 What's wrong with your skin? 139 00:24:01,043 --> 00:24:05,214 Come on now please, I mean you have met a brother before, right? 140 00:24:06,675 --> 00:24:09,921 - No, I'm the only child. - No no no, I didn't mean like that 141 00:24:10,221 --> 00:24:12,516 I meant a black man 142 00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:16,479 No and this continues to confuse me 143 00:24:16,562 --> 00:24:20,150 because you are much blacker than our first encounter to you. 144 00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:24,614 Okay girl, look either i'm black or you're blind 145 00:24:24,614 --> 00:24:31,289 Look, what is going to happen to me? I mean, whats with this guy that keeps sticking needles in me? 146 00:24:31,289 --> 00:24:34,126 - What about that angry dude? - My father sticking needles into you? 147 00:24:34,459 --> 00:24:37,880 That freaking scientist guy? That's your dad? 148 00:24:38,548 --> 00:24:41,051 And what about you know.... 149 00:24:41,718 --> 00:24:44,555 Mr. Nachrichtenubermittlungs-Oberfuhrer Adler? 150 00:24:44,555 --> 00:24:46,850 - I'm sorry, what? - Klaus Adler. 151 00:24:47,559 --> 00:24:50,980 He's going to be the next fuhrer. 152 00:24:52,857 --> 00:24:55,110 And my husband. 153 00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,033 Did you lose a bet or something? I mean...hey.. 154 00:25:01,618 --> 00:25:04,288 Lucky you.. 155 00:25:04,664 --> 00:25:08,043 Actually, lucky him. 156 00:25:12,465 --> 00:25:16,637 - I shouldn't even be here - You cannot leave me tied up like this 157 00:25:18,973 --> 00:25:20,976 - Please do me a favor. - What? 158 00:25:20,976 --> 00:25:23,604 - Play a Nazi - And if I don't? 159 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:28,736 - They will eliminate you. - Oh great 160 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:34,868 Is there a different radio station? 161 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:37,914 With the upcoming war ... 162 00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:41,126 He's back. 163 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,225 Okay..hey man.. i dont want to look at this.. 164 00:28:20,826 --> 00:28:24,872 With the prisoner now being one of us we go down to earth. 165 00:28:24,956 --> 00:28:29,295 He will help us to find more telephone computers in return 166 00:28:29,295 --> 00:28:32,590 And then we get Gotterdammerung flying. 167 00:30:14,468 --> 00:30:18,806 - Can you smell that? - No. We dont have time to waste 168 00:30:19,557 --> 00:30:22,227 Take me to that president of yours. 169 00:30:22,227 --> 00:30:25,523 What? The President? 170 00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:29,361 Come on man, I thought you want me to take you to Mac store or something 171 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:37,872 You said that you would know the President of this United States of America. 172 00:30:37,872 --> 00:30:41,001 Right, of course 173 00:30:41,001 --> 00:30:43,879 That President. 174 00:30:50,304 --> 00:30:53,809 May I meet this President too? 175 00:30:56,854 --> 00:31:01,568 Hey, Mrs. Richter, welcome to my planet. 176 00:31:21,051 --> 00:31:24,597 - Get the hell out of my property - You got to get out of here 177 00:31:50,671 --> 00:31:52,383 Now hold on there Boss man 178 00:31:52,383 --> 00:31:55,387 That may not be the sharpest move, look look I tell you what.. 179 00:31:56,387 --> 00:32:01,643 Let me go talk to those guys They know me, I one of them 180 00:32:01,643 --> 00:32:03,938 Are you with me? 181 00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:08,277 Yeah, now, now you're talking. 182 00:32:08,652 --> 00:32:11,239 Now 183 00:32:20,834 --> 00:32:25,590 I am happy to see you all man 184 00:32:25,590 --> 00:32:29,178 You all know me. 185 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:32,557 - Washington. - I mean ... 186 00:32:33,057 --> 00:32:35,957 That ain't one of yours, is it? Because I... 187 00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:38,950 look man you ain't going to bring that shit out,man its all good,look 188 00:32:38,951 --> 00:32:41,276 I'm a peace loving brother man fuck it man 189 00:32:49,954 --> 00:32:54,668 - Are you alright? - Do I fucking look alright to you miss crazy fucking Nazi. 190 00:32:55,377 --> 00:32:58,089 I mean,what the hell just happened? 191 00:32:58,089 --> 00:33:01,009 You know.. 192 00:33:05,598 --> 00:33:09,270 Oh, no, mother-f way 193 00:33:16,529 --> 00:33:18,740 What did you sick guys do to me? 194 00:33:18,781 --> 00:33:22,202 - I should've told you - What? That I look like a fucking polar bear? 195 00:33:23,454 --> 00:33:27,542 You two really,really know how to fuck up a guy's business 196 00:33:27,584 --> 00:33:31,547 Idiots, what is wrong with you. 197 00:33:31,589 --> 00:33:34,718 We made you Aryan, you are one of us now 198 00:33:34,801 --> 00:33:37,471 - You should be thanking us - Thanking you? 199 00:33:37,513 --> 00:33:40,934 What I should have done is let those brothers come up here with a size 15 200 00:33:41,018 --> 00:33:45,398 and put those foot so far up your ass you can taste the toe nail for 2 fucking weeks. 201 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,442 Klaus. 202 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:56,787 Bring me to your leader, James Washington. 203 00:34:09,303 --> 00:34:12,515 Hey, what the fuck? Excuse me 204 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,436 Get your hands off me, you mother... 205 00:34:16,604 --> 00:34:20,150 - You can use her to your boss? - Yes, she's the cheese 206 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:22,945 - And she knows the president? - Yes, they are real tight 207 00:34:27,075 --> 00:34:29,495 Come on. 208 00:34:31,038 --> 00:34:35,794 You fucking assholes. Do you know who I am? huh? Do you? 209 00:34:35,836 --> 00:34:39,299 You just kidnapped the wrong woman The wrong fucking woman 210 00:34:39,382 --> 00:34:44,555 I hope you are having a good time. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. 211 00:34:56,111 --> 00:34:58,031 Excellent. 212 00:34:59,073 --> 00:35:01,159 My turn. 213 00:35:01,243 --> 00:35:05,540 I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th Reich We are based on the moon 214 00:35:05,582 --> 00:35:09,295 I'm told you know the president of this United States of the Americas. 215 00:35:09,336 --> 00:35:12,006 You will take us to that the President, because ... 216 00:35:12,131 --> 00:35:15,970 I have a very special present for him. Him? 217 00:35:16,011 --> 00:35:18,890 Well he'll love that. He just loves presents. 218 00:35:18,973 --> 00:35:21,059 As soon as my mission is accomplished 219 00:35:21,101 --> 00:35:24,355 the Nazi invasion force will be called in under my directions 220 00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:27,818 and we will end the good times for the bad people 221 00:35:27,901 --> 00:35:30,529 And just how do you propose to do that? 222 00:35:30,947 --> 00:35:34,326 - We will simply eliminate them. - What? 223 00:35:35,452 --> 00:35:40,208 - Sorry, that is not what we are told - Renate, I do not think that you ... 224 00:35:45,799 --> 00:35:48,427 Yeah. Why not? 225 00:35:48,510 --> 00:35:53,809 Why don't you tell this fry why we are here just like you keep telling your pupils,huh? 226 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,479 I would love to do that 227 00:35:56,604 --> 00:35:58,231 You see... 228 00:35:58,314 --> 00:36:02,403 the National Socialist Party is the people's party, nothing more... 229 00:36:02,486 --> 00:36:07,868 We wish to return to earth with our message of peace and unity 230 00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:10,538 love through virtue 231 00:36:10,621 --> 00:36:13,959 and kindness, for example. 232 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:18,381 We are healthy, in mind and body. 233 00:36:18,464 --> 00:36:22,595 Our spirits are brave and true 234 00:36:22,636 --> 00:36:28,477 We achieved because we are strong, and disciplined in our cause 235 00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:32,148 There is simply no belief that can match ours ... 236 00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:38,489 because peace and unity is the gift we bring to all mankind. 237 00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:44,664 What you and all earthlings need to know is that... Yeah, I get it 238 00:36:47,167 --> 00:36:49,044 This is good. 239 00:36:50,379 --> 00:36:52,549 This is gonna work. 240 00:36:53,717 --> 00:36:57,013 You, I need 241 00:36:57,805 --> 00:36:59,891 And you ... 242 00:37:00,517 --> 00:37:02,561 I want 243 00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:06,733 Alright, lets go meet the president 244 00:37:28,218 --> 00:37:30,471 Madam President ... 245 00:37:31,139 --> 00:37:33,975 here's the miracle you asked for. 246 00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:58,005 - Who is this man? - He will lead the campaign troops 247 00:38:06,725 --> 00:38:10,146 Renate, please ... 248 00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:16,988 This is very simple 249 00:38:17,405 --> 00:38:19,282 The world is sick ... 250 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,703 and we are the doctors. 251 00:38:23,162 --> 00:38:26,884 The world is anaemic but we are the vitamin. 252 00:38:27,668 --> 00:38:31,214 The world is weary, but we are the strength 253 00:38:31,381 --> 00:38:35,386 We are here to make the world healthy once again. 254 00:38:35,511 --> 00:38:37,972 With hard work ... 255 00:38:38,097 --> 00:38:43,437 with honesty, with clarity, with decency. 256 00:38:43,646 --> 00:38:51,656 We are the product of loving mothers and brave fathers. 257 00:38:52,198 --> 00:38:57,705 We are the embodiment of love and bravery. 258 00:38:57,789 --> 00:39:03,587 We are the gift of both God and science. 259 00:39:03,879 --> 00:39:07,592 We are the answer to the question. 260 00:39:07,676 --> 00:39:12,849 We are the promise delivered to all mankind 261 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:17,939 For that we raise our hand, to one nation. 262 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:20,317 We step to the beat of one drum 263 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,822 ....of this world 264 00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:28,744 We are the people who carry the children on our shoulders. 265 00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:33,917 The same way as our fathers carried us and their fathers carried them. 266 00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:38,256 We are the one people united and strong 267 00:39:38,339 --> 00:39:44,096 We are the one people with certainty model certainty 268 00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:49,103 We are invincible and we have no fear 269 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:56,153 Because the truth makes us one. 270 00:40:11,339 --> 00:40:15,260 Hey,the moon Nazis are coming. What's wrong with you people, can't you see? 271 00:40:15,344 --> 00:40:17,346 Look, I've been there. I'm telling you. 272 00:40:17,429 --> 00:40:20,429 They have got this whole moon base, they have got this whole like space thing going on, 273 00:40:20,430 --> 00:40:22,645 and they are coming to take over 274 00:40:22,728 --> 00:40:25,607 You Nazi listen to this because the Nazis are coming. 275 00:40:25,648 --> 00:40:31,280 They are coming,they coming to get us all. Why don't you guys listening to me? I mean ... 276 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,744 Renata 277 00:40:35,828 --> 00:40:38,247 Washington. James Washington. 278 00:40:38,331 --> 00:40:41,376 I'm so glad to see you alive. 279 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:45,298 Look out young one, this the bitch that made me white fuckin snowflake 280 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:48,135 Come on people, help me. 281 00:40:57,814 --> 00:41:00,066 Help me. 282 00:41:00,442 --> 00:41:03,070 I saved your life 283 00:41:06,491 --> 00:41:11,664 So, you're a formerly dead, black model ... 284 00:41:11,706 --> 00:41:15,628 who is now suddenly a living white hobo 285 00:41:15,669 --> 00:41:19,716 after spending a weekend on the moon. Is that correct? 286 00:41:19,799 --> 00:41:23,471 - Yes, that's correct - So I was listening 287 00:41:23,638 --> 00:41:29,979 And you are Neil Armstrong after this sex change operation. Is this correct? 288 00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:33,817 No, that is not correct You were not listening at all. 289 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:36,487 My name is Richter. Renate Richter. 290 00:41:36,570 --> 00:41:41,785 and I tried to save this man's life and I think he's stupid, childish and ungrateful 291 00:41:41,827 --> 00:41:48,085 OK ask Miss Moon Nazi here, was I, or was I not on the dark side of the moon 292 00:41:49,628 --> 00:41:53,383 Yes, Mr. Washington..James Washington was on the dark side of the moon. 293 00:41:53,425 --> 00:41:55,719 There, what did I tell you 294 00:41:55,803 --> 00:42:00,684 I am black, but now I'm white. I went to the dark side of the moon, but now i'm back. 295 00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:03,312 and the Nazis are coming to kill us all 296 00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:07,734 And you guys are going to be so sorry that you didn't listen to me. 297 00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:15,869 Mr. Washington James, Why are you so upset and so angry? 298 00:42:15,995 --> 00:42:19,249 - Get lost. - But I do not understand i mean 299 00:42:19,332 --> 00:42:21,835 We made you white 300 00:42:21,877 --> 00:42:25,590 We talked to you National Socialist message about peace and unity 301 00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:29,303 You people have robbed me of everything. 302 00:42:29,345 --> 00:42:32,098 My race, my identity, my career. 303 00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:36,312 In the beginning, I think I'm flipping my mind too I mean just everything 304 00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:38,982 Do you know this? 305 00:42:39,733 --> 00:42:41,777 Yes. 306 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:49,328 Come on..Come on in. I will explain it to you Then you will understand. 307 00:42:51,664 --> 00:42:55,544 You are one sweet bride I'll give you that 308 00:42:55,794 --> 00:42:58,005 Oh you know You pay for the popcorn. 309 00:43:04,138 --> 00:43:06,683 Man what a bullshit 310 00:43:14,067 --> 00:43:16,070 It was ... 311 00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:21,785 - It was so long. -Yeah, they could have edited down a bit 312 00:43:22,077 --> 00:43:25,290 He was mocking the fuhrer 313 00:43:25,707 --> 00:43:29,336 I'm getting a sense a lot about nazis you don't know 314 00:43:29,670 --> 00:43:33,925 - But I am a Nazi - Yeah,yeah I know but you are not like 315 00:43:34,009 --> 00:43:39,224 Well like them A bunch of stupid bullies 316 00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:43,145 No, I'm sure they are good boys 317 00:43:43,270 --> 00:43:45,231 and loyal to the Reich and their mothers 318 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:48,694 look, they are wearing the symbol of love 319 00:43:48,777 --> 00:43:51,364 The swastika? Yes. 320 00:43:51,489 --> 00:43:53,617 I have never heard they call that before. 321 00:43:53,658 --> 00:43:57,622 No. 322 00:44:03,922 --> 00:44:06,518 What do we got here, blond hair, blue eyes, nice rack 323 00:44:07,718 --> 00:44:09,929 Even Hitler will get a hard-on 324 00:44:11,389 --> 00:44:16,228 - I got this look guys, we don't want any trouble - Get lost hobo 325 00:44:16,270 --> 00:44:20,692 - I have got plenty of stories to tell - Stop that, that is enough 326 00:44:23,487 --> 00:44:26,491 What she needs is a good war 327 00:44:26,616 --> 00:44:30,121 A war always make the president popular. 328 00:44:30,162 --> 00:44:34,877 Well,I might be able to help her out there 329 00:44:36,253 --> 00:44:38,423 What do you mean? 330 00:44:38,631 --> 00:44:42,511 One word from me, and the invasion from the moon begins 331 00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:50,563 - You never break character do you? - No. 332 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,942 I can never be broken 333 00:44:54,568 --> 00:44:57,780 - You smell so good. - The time has come 334 00:44:59,866 --> 00:45:02,286 I will show you my plans. 335 00:45:02,411 --> 00:45:05,039 Come back here. 336 00:45:12,841 --> 00:45:15,135 Look I up to something 337 00:45:15,594 --> 00:45:18,056 Oh big fella 338 00:45:18,222 --> 00:45:20,684 All working and no play? 339 00:45:26,107 --> 00:45:30,029 Now listen, don't you think if I stick to the president ... 340 00:45:30,071 --> 00:45:32,866 Will the troops stay in line with us? 341 00:45:34,284 --> 00:45:38,456 We order the moon invasion 342 00:45:38,581 --> 00:45:41,502 It will be quite a less bloodshed. 343 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:46,257 other than eliminating the moon fuhrer. 344 00:45:56,896 --> 00:46:00,484 Klaus Adler. 345 00:46:16,128 --> 00:46:21,802 So Klaus, is the clown joining us? 346 00:46:22,761 --> 00:46:25,348 What,did you all bought tickets? 347 00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:31,981 Okay so don't you want to introduce me to your friends 348 00:46:32,941 --> 00:46:36,779 Get your hooks off me you crystal knock piece of shit 349 00:46:37,572 --> 00:46:40,575 I can make it worthwhile for you. Please let me go. 350 00:46:42,805 --> 00:46:44,105 Don't shoot. 351 00:48:12,106 --> 00:48:16,195 I am here to tell you that I have nothing to do with you or your plans 352 00:48:16,278 --> 00:48:18,990 You Nazi piece of shit 353 00:49:10,519 --> 00:49:14,519 he fell for the old one last blowjob offer 354 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,065 God..Nazis are stupid. 355 00:49:19,649 --> 00:49:22,361 I compliments you on your marksmanship 356 00:49:27,325 --> 00:49:32,457 Shame. She was such a nice girl Just have to kill her later 357 00:49:33,792 --> 00:49:35,920 So, it was real? 358 00:49:36,086 --> 00:49:40,759 - All this time. - Never doubt a Nazi, beautiful woman. 359 00:49:48,477 --> 00:49:51,397 Farewell, fashionista 360 00:49:52,482 --> 00:49:55,277 I have a planet to conquer 361 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:26,608 I will just grab this 362 00:50:26,983 --> 00:50:29,403 Bye 363 00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:33,283 Good luck with the rest of your life. 364 00:50:34,827 --> 00:50:38,122 Un fucking believable 365 00:54:10,137 --> 00:54:14,142 Thank you, Kelly.Moments ago New York has come under attack 366 00:54:14,226 --> 00:54:19,774 Witnesses claiming having seen hundreds of UFO's appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire 367 00:54:20,275 --> 00:54:24,155 Billy get that..get that. Are you getting that? 368 00:54:24,238 --> 00:54:26,992 Kelly, the craft is at least 60 feet across 369 00:54:27,075 --> 00:54:31,581 I'm seeing what appear to be weapons of some-kind dangling down from the bottom. 370 00:54:31,581 --> 00:54:35,336 Oh my god,oh my God,it's opening fire I'm going to hide 371 00:54:35,419 --> 00:54:40,175 We have a little information ... 372 00:54:40,217 --> 00:54:44,347 - Ok you see the thing is, Klaus - I know this was your doing. 373 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,311 - It's wonderful - It's wonderful? 374 00:54:49,436 --> 00:54:52,399 It's brilliant. I'm a wartime president now. 375 00:54:52,482 --> 00:54:55,319 All presidents who start a war in their first term 376 00:54:55,319 --> 00:54:58,698 always get re-elected, I thought, I was gonna bomb Australia or something 377 00:54:59,199 --> 00:55:03,120 Now, you bring me real 378 00:55:03,579 --> 00:55:07,125 - Who are these guys anyway? - Nazis. 379 00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:11,965 - from the moon. - Real life Nazis? 380 00:55:12,048 --> 00:55:15,135 Holy shit, this just keeps getting better and better 381 00:55:15,219 --> 00:55:18,264 You are a miracle work of thing. 382 00:55:18,348 --> 00:55:23,229 They are the only guys we ever actually managed to beat in a fair fight.. 383 00:55:24,522 --> 00:55:27,943 I'm just like Franklin D. Roosevelt. but no, I'm not spastic. 384 00:55:28,068 --> 00:55:30,613 I knew you'll be excited 385 00:55:30,696 --> 00:55:37,413 So, if you're Roosevelt, then who is your General Patton or you know MacArthur. 386 00:55:37,747 --> 00:55:40,584 Mr Secretary of Defense. Do you have any thoughts on this? 387 00:55:40,584 --> 00:55:43,212 Send her. 388 00:55:44,338 --> 00:55:47,092 - Me? - Hey you're the miracle worker. 389 00:55:47,259 --> 00:55:50,137 Apparently you dodged bullets too 390 00:55:50,346 --> 00:55:53,476 - I wouldn't know.. - What to wear? You think of something 391 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,854 - You always do.. - Madam President 392 00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:58,799 Ready to face the music? 393 00:56:27,267 --> 00:56:31,105 Escape from the Nazis. 394 00:56:49,253 --> 00:56:52,841 Take us upstate We need to go back to the moon 395 00:56:52,924 --> 00:56:56,512 We? No no no see, we rhymes with me.and I ain't going, you don't get it 396 00:56:56,595 --> 00:56:59,930 - They got a Gotterdammerung all over the moon. - I don't give a good God damn what they have 397 00:56:59,933 --> 00:57:03,396 - I'm not going back to that place.No way. - You want to look like that for the rest of your life? 398 00:57:03,479 --> 00:57:06,274 Oh great, now this is my fault 399 00:57:08,068 --> 00:57:12,615 - Let me in - I am no hero, James. 400 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,202 I need you. 401 00:57:56,086 --> 00:57:58,506 Do you know how to drive this thing? 402 00:57:59,507 --> 00:58:03,888 Well can't be any different than playing 'wing commander' 403 00:58:03,930 --> 00:58:06,641 Lets try.. 404 00:58:32,757 --> 00:58:36,804 I swear we do not have nothing on the moon 405 00:58:36,887 --> 00:58:38,848 - Japan? - It is not ours 406 00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:40,600 - China? - It is not us 407 00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:42,686 It's bloody well not ours 408 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:46,483 - I confess - Yes, North Korea? Confess to what? 409 00:58:46,608 --> 00:58:49,320 The spaceships are ours. 410 00:58:49,820 --> 00:58:54,827 Our beloved leader designed and build it himself 411 00:59:01,210 --> 00:59:06,049 - What is so funny? - All right, North Korea. Sit down. 412 00:59:19,274 --> 00:59:24,113 - So, it was you India, I knew that - No, no no no that is a sign of peace 413 00:59:24,197 --> 00:59:27,492 This is the sign of peace 414 00:59:27,576 --> 00:59:32,958 Just cut it out morons.These thugs are Nazis. I mean the real, original. 415 00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:36,337 They have been hiding on the moon just waiting to pounce 416 00:59:36,462 --> 00:59:40,133 Now my question is, what you all planning to do about it? 417 00:59:40,217 --> 00:59:43,512 We just happen to have a little something up our own sleeve 418 00:59:43,596 --> 00:59:46,808 And I'm sure that you'll be thankful for it 419 00:59:46,892 --> 00:59:53,191 May I present you tomorrow's exploration ship the USS George W Bush. 420 00:59:57,739 --> 01:00:00,742 Good work, take it to Officer Tyler. 421 01:00:03,996 --> 01:00:07,542 This is trajectory, how your status on the orbit window 422 01:00:08,001 --> 01:00:10,254 Commander on deck 423 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:25,398 The hostile fleet's has launched a full scale aerial attack against the US 424 01:00:25,482 --> 01:00:30,696 These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they are operating fully within the thermosphere 425 01:00:30,738 --> 01:00:35,744 Each of them carry approximately 200 enemy vessels and are extremely 426 01:00:36,495 --> 01:00:39,791 Hell has no fury, Mr. Adler. 427 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,921 Alright kiddies let get this show on the road 428 01:00:53,517 --> 01:00:56,812 Vivian, you look great. How is it going up there? 429 01:00:56,896 --> 01:00:59,023 Madam President, I couldn't be better 430 01:00:59,107 --> 01:01:01,860 I am packing dozens of mega tonnes of nuclear warheads 431 01:01:01,902 --> 01:01:05,698 which I am going to carefully place on Klaus's proud ass 432 01:01:05,740 --> 01:01:09,703 - As soon as I get him in my sights - Carry on, kick butt 433 01:01:09,745 --> 01:01:11,956 Let them see what baby can do. 434 01:01:45,665 --> 01:01:50,171 Working at optimum capacity Ammo consumption within tolerance 435 01:02:04,272 --> 01:02:09,695 We are coming under heavy extreme enemy fires We need reinforcement right now 436 01:02:12,157 --> 01:02:13,825 What the hell is the meaning of this? 437 01:02:13,909 --> 01:02:16,954 Good day mate this Australian ship, the Indurain 1. Ready to kickass 438 01:02:17,830 --> 01:02:20,041 Spitfire reporting in 439 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,753 Hanging there W Canada joining the battle 440 01:02:22,795 --> 01:02:26,258 this is a direct violation of international space treaty that 441 01:02:26,258 --> 01:02:27,759 you all signed, every single one of you 442 01:02:27,926 --> 01:02:30,346 Ready to join the battles 443 01:02:34,101 --> 01:02:36,812 That is supposed to be destroyed 444 01:02:36,854 --> 01:02:41,902 this is an outrage, you are all lies just like my ex ex-husband 445 01:02:42,444 --> 01:02:46,867 - Calm down lady, calm down - Don't you lady me, pinko 446 01:02:46,908 --> 01:02:49,328 Okay who didn't armed their spaceship? 447 01:02:49,912 --> 01:02:54,042 Oh Great, great. That's just great 448 01:02:54,126 --> 01:02:56,879 - You all gave me your word - You always broke yours 449 01:02:56,963 --> 01:02:59,382 We always break ours, this is what we do 450 01:02:59,466 --> 01:03:02,094 Okay fine fine fine 451 01:03:02,136 --> 01:03:06,600 Lets just beat shit out of these pricks and talk about the details later 452 01:04:37,171 --> 01:04:39,424 This is beautiful 453 01:04:49,395 --> 01:04:53,859 - Where the hell are we going? - To the Gotterdammerung. 454 01:04:53,984 --> 01:04:56,821 I think Klaus will be there. 455 01:05:05,749 --> 01:05:08,627 What did you think of that? 456 01:05:08,877 --> 01:05:11,130 Alright, what about this moon business 457 01:05:11,255 --> 01:05:15,010 What you say we head over there and slap them around a bit 458 01:05:15,678 --> 01:05:19,808 Klaus, baby I coming to get you. 459 01:06:10,788 --> 01:06:15,502 - What the hell is this place? - This is the Gotterdammerung. 460 01:06:15,586 --> 01:06:17,630 It will liberate the earth 461 01:06:17,714 --> 01:06:20,634 Actually 462 01:06:21,051 --> 01:06:24,555 It is the biggest war machine ever built. 463 01:06:29,311 --> 01:06:34,151 - This is the bridge. That's where I'm going - I need to find your father so. 464 01:06:34,234 --> 01:06:38,174 - Where do you think he at? - I think you will find him over there 465 01:06:38,199 --> 01:06:41,244 Try to sneak in, and please paralyze the engines 466 01:06:42,578 --> 01:06:48,043 - Or otherwise the earth is destroyed. - Note to self, paralyze the engines got it 467 01:06:49,962 --> 01:06:52,465 Oh No no. You be careful 468 01:06:52,507 --> 01:06:55,010 - I mean you know... - What? 469 01:06:55,135 --> 01:06:58,681 - Because you like me. - Right... 470 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:01,393 Oh, come on, a little 471 01:07:06,316 --> 01:07:08,777 You like me.... 472 01:07:26,132 --> 01:07:29,762 We have a visual on the Nazi fortress, commander 473 01:07:31,931 --> 01:07:35,227 Obviously i'm overstated as usual Klaus 474 01:07:35,352 --> 01:07:37,856 Alright, everyone, let get those nukes in action 475 01:07:37,923 --> 01:07:41,177 - I am declaring this fortress a free-fire-zone - Commander there are woman and children down there 476 01:07:41,860 --> 01:07:46,116 The United States of America does not negotiate with terrorists. 477 01:07:51,497 --> 01:07:54,543 - Prime warhead on secondary armament - Roger that 478 01:07:54,668 --> 01:07:58,923 - Prepare all available warhead on ground... - Fire the fucking nukes 479 01:08:01,009 --> 01:08:03,220 Nukes away 480 01:08:39,724 --> 01:08:41,977 Job well done 481 01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:27,868 Remember me? 482 01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:32,123 The moon spook you turned into a snowflake 483 01:10:06,207 --> 01:10:08,961 Oh shit, it's alive 484 01:10:38,373 --> 01:10:43,087 He must have the smallest dick in the universe. 485 01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:53,016 Time 486 01:10:55,895 --> 01:10:58,273 to fight back. 487 01:11:11,956 --> 01:11:19,299 Everyone, take positions around this fat fellas and wait for my command to open fire. 488 01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:29,478 - Offensive ground confirmed - Let her rip 489 01:16:45,123 --> 01:16:48,961 - Washington, do you hear me? - Where are you? 490 01:16:49,086 --> 01:16:52,716 - You need to shut down the engines - I'm working on it. 491 01:19:06,967 --> 01:19:09,303 I congratulate you. 492 01:19:10,137 --> 01:19:12,515 High five 493 01:19:14,393 --> 01:19:17,146 Well that was disappointing 494 01:19:20,176 --> 01:19:23,680 Do you think he suffered? Even just a little? 495 01:19:24,405 --> 01:19:30,538 Vivian, I knew you could do it. Sensational, all the way. Congratulations. 496 01:19:30,830 --> 01:19:34,293 - What's Helium 3'? - Helium 497 01:19:34,376 --> 01:19:36,170 Did you say Helium 3? 498 01:19:36,295 --> 01:19:40,926 Yes, there are like about 15 to 20 giant towers that appear to be full of this stuff 499 01:19:41,051 --> 01:19:43,638 - That's ours. - It is? Why? 500 01:19:43,721 --> 01:19:49,979 Helium 3, will make the U.S. independent of all energy needs for the next thousand years 501 01:19:50,021 --> 01:19:52,899 Yes, it's ours. 502 01:19:53,024 --> 01:19:55,986 Hear me out 503 01:19:56,070 --> 01:19:59,616 The moon is American soil moon flag, star and stripes 504 01:19:59,741 --> 01:20:02,202 Who beat the moon Nazis? We did, well... 505 01:20:02,328 --> 01:20:06,875 Well, you help out here and there but ultimately it is just like WWII ... 506 01:20:06,958 --> 01:20:08,961 and who won that? We did 507 01:20:09,086 --> 01:20:12,298 - You lie. - Don't believe me? 508 01:20:12,382 --> 01:20:15,594 Watch the movie. Movies don't lies. 509 01:20:15,719 --> 01:20:18,473 Not the shoes, jesus 510 01:20:18,598 --> 01:20:21,226 Vivian, this is the Secretary of Defense. 511 01:20:21,351 --> 01:20:25,148 - Defend Helium 3 at all costs. - Defend against who? 512 01:20:25,273 --> 01:20:27,901 Against everybody 513 01:22:50,329 --> 01:22:56,087 Unfortunately that's the story of revenge that's missing 514 01:22:56,170 --> 01:22:59,883 Never really works out the way you wanted too 515 01:23:01,260 --> 01:23:03,596 I feel lonely. 516 01:23:04,555 --> 01:23:08,602 Allowing our hearts, or we will burn ... 517 01:23:08,727 --> 01:23:13,024 burn in hell, burning in eternal damnation. 518 01:23:13,149 --> 01:23:15,277 Renata 519 01:23:17,530 --> 01:23:19,908 Washington. 520 01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:35,970 You are alive. 521 01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:40,851 It's okay 522 01:23:47,609 --> 01:23:50,905 And you're in a way you meant to me. 523 01:24:01,627 --> 01:24:06,508 Are you aware that you are kissing a black man? 524 01:24:12,307 --> 01:24:18,022 I guess they have a lot of work cut out for us.