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♪ He's dynamite ♪
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♪ So dynamite ♪
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♪ Ooohhh, ooohhh ♪
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♪ Ooohhh ♪
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♪ Ahhhh ♪
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♪ He's dynamite ♪
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♪ Dy-no, dy-no ♪
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♪ Ooohhh, ooohhh ♪
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♪ Oooohhhh ♪
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
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This week...
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Ho!
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Hyah!
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Ho!
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Hyah!
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Huah!
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[growls]
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Ow! Ugh!
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Damn! Damn!
Damn!!
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I can't even break a board
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with that big, Black
blueberry's face on it!
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And look at this!
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Is it really that important
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to have the whole Black
community on drugs?
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Of course not.
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I could give a damn
about the Black community
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and its mama.
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This is about Black Dynamite.
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He thinks he's so Black
and dynamite.
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Without the Black community,
there is no need
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for a Black Dynamite.
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Why don't you find another
Black that's not so dynamite
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to have an unhealthy
obsession about?
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Shut up!
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Now, give me an evil plan
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that will destroy
the Black community,
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thus rendering that
brillo-headed Black Dynamite
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obsolete once and for all!
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Well, Congress did just pass
a new domestic aid package,
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whose small print takes all
the money out of education,
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planned parenthood,
and public housing
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and puts it into
subsidizing illegal drugs
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in the Black community.
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[laughs]
Henry, you sick fuck.
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This is why I love you.
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With drugs so cheap, no blackie
alive will be able to resist,
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And soon,
everyone will be dead,
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unproductive,
and hopelessly hooked.
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Hmm.
Two wrongs don't make a right,
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but when everything's too right,
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somethings got to be wrong.
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MAN:
What I'ma do? Huh? Huh?
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What I'ma do?
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Don't you shut that off
and give me the bait!
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Freeze,
Tasty Freeze!
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Shit!
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[panting]
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[tires squeal]
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Aaaah!
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Tasty Freeze, how many times
has Black Dynamite
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talked to you about selling drugs
in his community?
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I think it was twice,
Black Dynamite.
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See, there was the first time
you said not to,
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and then the second ti--
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Well, Black Dynamite only talks
with his mouth twice.
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The third time, he talks
with his hands.
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No, no, no, no, no, wait --
Ow! Stop!
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If you want
Black Dynamite's hand to stop,
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you better tell him something good.
Can you dig it?
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What I was trying to say, before your
hand so rudely interrupted me,
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is I ain't selling drugs
to the community no more!
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No, Black Dynamite, I swear to God!
I put it on all my hos!
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I'm selling drugs
for the community.
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I don't understand,
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and Black Dynamite don't like
not understanding shit even more
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than he don't like saying
shit three times with his mouth.
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Get his ass, Black Dynamite!
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These drug dealers are
messin' up the community!
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Since when have you complained
about the drugs
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in the community, Basehead?
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Since nobody will
sell me none!
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I can't get no base from nobody
in this damn community!
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And without base,
I'm just a head.
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They fuckin' up my whole
identity, Black Dynamite!
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I ain't got time
for this, Basehead.
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Spare me your shuck,
and spare me your jive.
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No, no. He's telling the truth,
Black Dynamite.
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Now, will you shut
your fist up for a minute
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and just let me show you, man?
Please?
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Fine, let me back up
my car
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so you ain't pinned to the wall
no more.
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TASTY FREEZE: I don't know how
it happened, Black Dynamite,
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but the moment
you left the community,
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It just got flooded with drugs.
I mean, good drugs.
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Good, good, good drugs.
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I mean, this shit have you
seeing unicorns and sasquatches,
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But not the big sasquatches --
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like, the little, tiny sasquatches.
- Basehead!
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Well, anyway, Black Dynamite,
these drugs were so cheap,
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it was easy to turn a profit,
and Black people didn't
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even wanna use them no more.
- Speak for yourself!
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I'll take a high over a life
of wealth any day.
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Black Dynamite, the word
spread so fast that soon,
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every white-collar whitey
who wanted some white was
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down here trying to score.
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Come to find out, they buy more
drugs than the Black community.
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Everybody in the community
became a drug dealer,
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and I mean everybody--
except Basehead, of course.
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I got so desperate, I was 'bout
to move out of the Black community
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just so I could come back in
and get some drugs.
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But I ain't have no car,
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'cause I already sold it
for some base
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the second week
I became a basehead!
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Okay, then, tell me --
whafs happening with all this
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newfound honky drug bread?
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We cleaned up the streets,
Black Dynamite, with real soap.
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We buildin' libraries,
and we openin' markets
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that fulfill the Black man
in America's long struggle
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to acquire fresh produce.
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And it's all thanks to the white
community's drug addiction.
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I'm trying to see
the downside of all this,
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but all I keep coming up with
is a whole lot of ups.
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Oh, damn! I'm gonna be late!
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All the hustlers are using this
good drug money to sponsor
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a Black fair in the community
this afternoon.
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Why don't you come check it out,
Black Dynamite?
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Basehead, we could use you
in the basehead throw.
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A basehead throw?!
What kind of person
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Gonna take a basehead
and throw him at a wall
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like he a damn dwarf
or some-thin'?
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Fuck you!
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How much base you get
for a basehead throw?
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Like, you get,
like, a pound of base?
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'Cause I could be thrown
for a pound of base,
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no problem at all.
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
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NIXON:
This can't be true.
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They should have killed each
other by now!
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[snorts] Oh, man.
This stuff is real, real, real good.
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Where did you get that?
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The Black community.
Where else?
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Everyone gets their coke
from there now.
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They've got really
good prices.
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You fucking idiot!
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We made the drugs that cheap so
they can kill themselves,
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not sell it back to us!
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I'm sorry, Mr. President,
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but you and this
Black Dynamite shit
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has got me under a lot
of stress.
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Damn it, Kiss.
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If drugs can't wipe out the
Black community, what can?
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MAN:
Oh, no reason to go there, darlin'.
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I'm just gonna walk right in.
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Elvis Aaron Presley,
the king of rock 'n' roll'?
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What are you doing here?
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Mr. President, I heard there was
a drug epidemic in white America,
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and that thing made me madder
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than a premenstrual mosquito
in a mannequin factory.
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I said to myself, I said,
"Elvis, you gotta stop the ghetto
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from selling their Black drugs
to the white American people."
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So I hightailed out
of Graceland
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faster than a cat can
lick his own ass.
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Send me into the Black
community, Tricky Dicky.
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I want to serve my country.
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Mr. President, you're not gonna
let Elvis do this, are you?
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He'll get himself killed.
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Exactly!
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[swishes, swallows]
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Elvis Aaron Presley,
I knight you
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the undercover D.E.A. agent
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of the secret "Operation
Ghetto Blaster."
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I give you the complete authority
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to stop the Black community
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from poisoning the white
community with their drugs,
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by any means necessary
or unnecessary.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[cheers and applause]
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Damn! Damn! Damn!!
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[laughs]
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James done died,
Penny got burned by an iron,
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and J.J. just got shot.
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Whoo!
"Good Times" is hilarious!
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CREAM CORN:
Honey Bee!
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Are you sure this perm is
supposed to be in here so long?
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It feel like my hair
done burnt off.
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[laughs]
Uh-oh.
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"Uh-oh"'? There ain't supposed
to be no "uh-oh"
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When you doin' my 'do!
[sizzling]
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[laughs]
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Oh! What the -- Ain't no ho gonna
wanna be my bottom bitch
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with my head
looking like this!
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What ho is gonna
bottom-bitch
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for a Fisher-Price pimp like you
in the first place, huh?
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Oh!
First, you gonna take my hair,
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now you gonna take
my pimp juice?
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It may be small, but I got
a pimp hand, Honey Bee,
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and you 'bout to get
bottom-bitch slapped!
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Uh-huh.
You want some of Honey Bee?
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Come on.
You want some of this?
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Say something else.
Say something else!
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I'm tappin' out.
I'm tappin' out!
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- Black Dynamite! You're home!
- Hey, Black Dynamite!
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Who the fuck are you?
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[both laugh]
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It's not funny!
It's me -- Cream Corn!
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Honey Bee ruined my hair,
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which ruined my game,
which ruined my pimpin',
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which ruined my life,
Black Dynamite!
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You ain't got no life,
you Kojak, Black Mr. Clean,
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bowling-ball-head, half-a-pimp-lookin'
motherfucker.
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Get out my face!
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All right, Honey Bee.
That's enough.
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There's only so many bald jokes
a man can take
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when his head is looking like
a damn tootsie roll pop.
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Now, no more fighting.
- Fine. There won't be no fightin'.
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But I'm thinkin' 'bout pressin'
full charges.
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Now, y'all pull it together, and
let's go see what's going down
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at the community drug-free,
drug-sponsored block fair.
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I can't go nowhere with my hair
lookin' like this!
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Everybody gonna laugh at me,
Black Dynamite!
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I know looking like
a bald, Black Daddy Warbucks
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done got you down and filled
with sorrow,
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but like little Annie said,
"that sun'll come out tomorrow."
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[laughter]
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What's in it for me?
What's in it for me-e-e-e-e?!
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[crowd cheers]
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Oh. Looks like we got some
serious customers.
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Excuse me while I attend
to all their white
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drug-consumption needs,
my dear chaps.
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There's a new sheriff
in town, baby,
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and his name is The King.
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Now, I suggest you stop
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selling your Black drugs
to the white community
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And keep them in your ghettos,
where they belong,
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or you and your brothers
are gonna be in a world of pain!
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Hi, King.
The name is Tasty Freeze.
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How 'bout if I give you a little
courtesy bag of smack
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so you and your hillbilly
friends here
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can go get real high in your own
community somewhere
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and you can let us
get back to enjoying
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our drug-free block fair?
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Uh, what you say?
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[grunts]
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Hyah!
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Aaah!
247
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,222
Now, get up against that there wall
and spread your legs.
248
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,274
We're tearin' this place
apart.
249
00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:21,193
Lift the nuts and check the ass
of every last man, woman, and child
250
00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,772
until we confiscate all
the damn drugs.
251
00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,607
The President wants us
to destroy everything
252
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,317
that was gotten
with ill gottens,
253
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,277
So start breakin', burnin',
and generally messin' up shit
254
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,782
real, real, real bad.
255
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,832
Damn, King!
Why your hands so cold?
256
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,580
Black Dynamite!
257
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,036
Elvis got Tasty
by the balls --
258
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,541
literally by the balls!
259
00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,168
Elvis Presley,
who you think you are,
260
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,920
showing up in the Black community,
unannounced,
261
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,626
frisking Black ball sacs?
262
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,006
Looky here, now,
I'm on a mission
263
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,054
From the President of these here
white United States
264
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,223
to kick ass and bust heads
to the black meat
265
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,300
until I stop
your Negro community
266
00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:54,181
from spreading your Black drugs
across America,
267
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,933
causing an epidemic.
268
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,935
Now, this ain't about race.
269
00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,733
The Black community has had drugs
of epidemic proportions for years,
270
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,811
and ain't nobody ever sent
no Elvis Presley.
271
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,316
Well, if y'all had kept
getting high on your own supply,
272
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,772
this wouldn't be happening
right now.
273
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,482
Now, drop your drawers,
big fella,
274
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,192
'Cause once I'm done
searching these two balls,
275
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,777
you and baldy-locks' nuts
are next.
276
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,238
Elvis, now, don't let Tricky Dicky
make you get your ass whupped.
277
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,665
Now, take off that badge and gun,
and I won't be cruel.
278
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,664
Keep it on, and it's back to my
regular ass-kicking schedule.
279
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,370
Bring it on!
Bring it on, baby!
280
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,454
[bell rings]
281
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,212
BULLHORN: If you got to pinch a loaf,
hold your turd cutter tight,
282
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,885
'cause if you move your log shooter,
you gonna miss the who/e fight,
283
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,838
'cause Elvis is about to get
his ass whupped
284
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,548
by Black Dynamite!
285
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,474
I don't think your boy know
what he gettin' into.
286
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,850
Well, then, maybe Black Dynamite
better smack some sense into him.
287
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,054
[bell rings]
288
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,106
All right, darkie Dynamite.
289
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,434
You're in for a world of
hurtin', baby. Whoo!
290
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,153
[grunts]
291
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,068
You had enough, Pelvis?
You like that, Pelvis?
292
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,869
Actually, that's one of
my nicknames.
293
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,696
Why you hitting yourself? Huh?
294
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,326
Why you hitting yourself?
Man, look at you.
295
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,908
You... can't... do...
this...
296
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,368
to... me!
[whimpers]
297
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,872
I'm The King!
298
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,579
No, you were the King.
299
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,289
Now you're a fat,
distorted parody
300
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,045
of the cool and sexy
motherfucker you used to be.
301
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,468
You sold out the people that gave you
everything that made you you,
302
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,420
and you got into bed
with The Man.
303
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,380
Now, if that's not the least
rock-'n'-roll thing
304
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,136
a motherfucker could do,
I don't know what is.
305
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,808
Maybe that's why...
you... are...
306
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:18,478
hitting... yourself.
307
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,474
[crying]
308
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,434
[grunts]
309
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,695
Okay. All right.
All right.
310
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,400
I don't... want to...
search...
311
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,611
no... more...
Black... ball...
312
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,412
sacs... Black Dynamite.
313
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,865
Oh, Black Dynamite and the Black
community in general, please!
314
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,916
Please forgive me,
for I have sinned.
315
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,586
Have mercy, if you will,
on my soulless body.
316
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,164
Black Dynamite ain't falling
for that old okie-doke.
317
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,045
No, this ain't no trick,
Black Dynamite.
318
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,126
Your thorough ass-whuppin' has
shown me the light and the dark.
319
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,713
I realize now that I've been
nothing but an ignorant
320
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,593
soul-stealing, fat-ass,
redneck drug addict.
321
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,674
May all of the Black ball sacs
forgive me, Black Dynamite!
322
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,180
Black-allelujah!
323
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,058
Now that Black Dynamite has
baptized you with your own fist,
324
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,935
you need to go spread the gospel
to Tricky Dicky
325
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,108
And the rest of them honkies
that put you up to this.
326
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,026
Now get the fuck on.
- Now, hold on one second.
327
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,103
And I would like to stay and help
mend what I have broken.
328
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,030
After all, I have
built my career
329
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,073
ripping off the Black man's
blues and his rhythms.
330
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,777
The least I can do is spend
the rest of my days giving back,
331
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,203
because the truth is...
332
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,781
♪ I'm all fucked up,
mm-hmm ♪
333
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,993
♪ Well, I'm a mess with no soul
What's wrong with me? ♪
334
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,080
♪ A pill-popping slob,
and I'm as fat as can be ♪
335
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,790
♪ I stole rock 'n' roll
from the Blacks, you see ♪
336
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,591
♪ I'm on drugs ♪
337
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,671
♪ I'm all fucked up,
mm-hmm♪
338
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,879
♪ Hmm ♪
339
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,466
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
340
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,477
♪ My moves and my songs,
yes, I copied 'em all ♪
341
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,977
♪ I'm hangin' all over
Chuck Berry's balls ♪
342
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,479
♪ I wouldn't be shit
if it wasn't for y'all ♪
343
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,310
♪ I'm on drugs ♪
344
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,113
♪ I'm all fucked up,
mm-hmm ♪
345
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,485
♪ Hmm ♪
346
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:57,194
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
347
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,121
♪ It's clear to see that I was
out of my mind ♪
348
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:03,245
♪ Friskin' Black ball sacs
and Tasty's behind ♪
349
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,578
♪ And then my savior,
Black Dynamite ♪
350
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:09,710
♪ He whupped my ass,
and he showed me the light ♪
351
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,258
♪ He took my hand
and made me smack myself ♪
352
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,837
♪ I lost control of my bowels,
and the pills didn't help ♪
353
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,639
♪ I knew at that moment
I'd had enough ♪
354
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,388
♪ I'm on drugs ♪
355
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,514
♪ I'm all fucked up ♪
356
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,891
Step to the side, Roscoe, and let
The King show you how it's done.
357
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,973
- What you got there, King?
- This here, Roscoe,
358
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,683
is what I like to call
my peanut butter, bacon,
359
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,144
pancake batter, butter,
and banana sandwich.
360
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,945
I know you didn't get that shit
from no Black folks.
361
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,739
That is definitely not it.
362
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,862
I'd like to dedicate this
sandwich to the Black community.
363
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,909
May its delicious, creamy
goodness be an inspiration
364
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,862
to all the good works
we will achieve together.
365
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,949
Long live The King!
Long live The King!
366
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,534
Long live The King!
367
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,960
Long live The King!
- [grunts]
368
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,413
[crowd gasps]
369
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,463
Knock on wood!
Knock on wood!
370
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,258
Damn it! I knew I should have
knocked on wood!
371
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,304
Ooooh! They done killed
Elvis Presley.
372
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,380
Oh, I'm-a tell it!
373
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,434
And even if they didn't,
that's what I'ma say they did.
374
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,512
♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
375
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,015
Elvis! Don't you die on me!
Don't you die on me!
376
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,566
You got everything
to live for!
377
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,518
Yeah, like a new
little bald-headed bitch.
378
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,320
I'm tellin' you!
I'ma pimp-slap your bottom ass!
379
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,068
Come on, y'all, we got
bigger problems here
380
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,820
than bald-headed bitches
loving Elvis.
381
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,526
Having Elvis die
in the Black community
382
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,452
gives Nixon a reason
to drop the big one on us.
383
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,030
Oh-ho, no!
Not the big one!
384
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,536
The big one is comin'!
I tell you, not that!
385
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,334
Unh-unh!
386
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,162
What's the big one?
- The N-bomb.
387
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,213
The N-bomb?
You mean nuclear?
388
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,542
- Worse.
- Neutron?
389
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,719
Worser than that.
The real N-bomb --
390
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,171
the one you can't say on TV.
391
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,221
That really exists?
I thought that was some jive...
392
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,174
brothers was just kickin'
at the barbershop.
393
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,225
Oh, no, Cream Corn.
The N-bomb is real.
394
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,303
When I was working
for the CIA,
395
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,389
I seen it
with my own eyes.
396
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,942
And if they drop it on us...
397
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,022
of course Black Dynamite
will survive, but the rest of y'all
398
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,074
can kiss your Black community
asses goodbye.
399
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,617
All we need to do is
make it look like
400
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,365
Elvis decided to quit
being a cop
401
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,412
and get his fat ass across
the Black community city lines
402
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,990
and back to Graceland.
403
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,700
Then, it will look like
he decided to die there.
404
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,955
Honey Bee,
I was about to say
405
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,661
"you took the words
right out of my mouth,"
406
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,417
but I knew there was
nothing in there.
407
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,624
Now, that sounds like a Black
Dynamite plan if I ever said one.
408
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,209
Now, let's go.
409
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,637
Kissinger, has that fat,
pill-popping piece of shit
410
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,932
died at the hands of those
chocos yet?
411
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,307
No, Mr. President.
He's still alive, sir.
412
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,980
What the...? How the hell
did you get in here?
413
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,524
I'm a basehead.
I can get in anywhere.
414
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,068
Watch this.
Poof!
415
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,613
Okay. I get it.
You're a magical Negro.
416
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,032
I have three wishes, do I'?
The first wish --
417
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,154
Nah, man.
418
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,736
I'm a stereotypical basehead
from the community,
419
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:48,164
and I'm here to tell you that
Elvis Presley is dead
420
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,083
and Black Dynamite
is trying to cover it up.
421
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,002
Are you sure about this?
422
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,626
Yup, 'cause he done killed Elvis.
Elvis is gone.
423
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,878
Kissinger, prepare
the N-bomb.
424
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,676
If I can prove that the Black
community killed Elvis,
425
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:04,551
I can finally get rid of
Black Dynamite once and for all!
426
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,382
Come on, citizen Basehead.
427
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,889
Lead me
to The King's corpse.
428
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,890
[clears throat]
429
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,813
But you know you better put
some base in these hands,
430
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,891
or it's gonna be problems.
431
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:20,067
BLACK DYNAMITE: We made it outside
the Black community city limits.
432
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,489
We almost home-free.
433
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,237
[fart]
Oh, my goodness!
434
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,114
Dead Elvis just let out
a thunder dumpling!
435
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,116
Oh, excuse me. I think that might
have been me, Cream Corn.
436
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,788
Say what?!
Damn, woman.
437
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,082
It's not my fault.
It was Elvis' peanut butter, bacon...
438
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,125
pancake batter, butter,
and banana sandwiches.
439
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,578
Yeah, I ate it.
440
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,037
Well, we need to find
a gas station or somethin',
441
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,622
Black Dynamite, 'cause that
wasn't no fart.
442
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,673
That was a shart.
She shitted in that fart.
443
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,467
We can't, Cream Corn.
We got to get dead Elvis...
444
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,215
back to Graceland
quick, fast, and in a hur--
445
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,968
Oh, d--
oh God damn, Honey Bee!
446
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,650
Man, them rednecks look
447
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,773
like they ain't lynched
a Negro all day.
448
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,229
I wish I was pumpin' the gas
449
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,191
So you could go
over there and pay.
450
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,492
[water running]
451
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,569
Aah! Look what you done did
to my damn head!
452
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,745
- [laughs]
453
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,618
Well, screw you, too!
You was always jealous of my hair!
454
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,495
Com on over here.
Come on, puny pimp!
455
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,542
Come on, p-p-puny pimp!
456
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,336
You gon' get your ass
whupped aga--
457
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,379
[gunshot]
What was that?
458
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,457
Now, the next one ain't goin'
in the air.
459
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,717
We know that's The King's car,
so where's The King?
460
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,258
[both breathe heavily]
461
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,343
There.
You rednecks have your king.
462
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,349
Now, let us go so we can get him
back to Graceland.
463
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,398
I don't know, Bubba.
The King looks a little strange to me.
464
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,475
You all tryin' to pull
a fast one on us
465
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,529
just 'cause we a bunch
of dumb-ass rednecks, huh?
466
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,072
If that's Elvis, prove it.
467
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,239
[country music plays]
468
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,409
[as Elvis] Hah!
Whoo! Work it out, baby!
469
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:52,364
[grunting rhythmically]
470
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,914
Get it! Unh!
471
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,368
[rip]
472
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,918
[both grunt]
473
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:58,995
Uh-oh.
474
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,548
Bubba, I think these colored
fellas done killed our King.
475
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,296
- Get 'em!
- HONEY BEE: Oh, hell no!
476
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,672
Go, go, go, go, go!
477
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,877
[gulps]
478
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,805
[engine revs]
479
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,223
They comin'! They comin'!
480
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,391
Get up off me!
481
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,391
I got a 8675309!
482
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,222
Some negroes are trying
to kidnap
483
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,183
the king of
rock 'n' roll!
484
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,392
And I'm in hot pursuit!
485
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,727
Mr. Kissinger,
is there any way
486
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,812
we can drop this N-bomb
before 1:00?
487
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,738
They're showing the continuation
of "Good Times" today,
488
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,908
And I need to see if Penny falls
down the elevator shaft.
489
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,031
That show is hilarious.
[ laughs]
490
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,284
No "Good Times" until we know
we got Elvis' body.
491
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,741
[sirens wail]
492
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,201
[tires squeal]
493
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,380
Whoa!
494
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,131
Whoo-hoo!
495
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,386
- [laughs]
- What was that?
496
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,179
You think you can outrun me,
you Black bastard?!
497
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,479
It's Tricky Dick!
498
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:03,435
All I wanted was a little bit
of drugs in the community, but no!
499
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,441
You brought this on yourself,
Black Dynamite!
500
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,864
Damn it!
Basehead dropped dime on us!
501
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,488
HONEY BEE:
Hurry up! They're catching up on us!
502
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,411
Aaaaah!
503
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,707
Base!
How low could you go?
504
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,872
[machine gun clicking]
Damn it!
505
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:24,796
Aah!
506
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,466
You can't kill a Basehead!
507
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,542
[tires screech]
508
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,470
Aaaaaaaah!
509
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,637
[tires screech]
510
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,465
[ Growls ]
511
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,642
Honey Bee! If we don't
make it out of here,
512
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,219
I want you to know somethin'.
513
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,725
Even though you fucked up
my hair and ruined my life,
514
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,398
true friendship is more important
515
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,645
than any amount of hair --
516
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,567
no matter how silky
the perm is.
517
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,145
And don't you worry --
518
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,946
I ain't gonna press no charges
on you, girl.
519
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,399
Oh, I know you wasn't, 'cause
I would have whupped your ass.
520
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,109
But I am sorry for making you
bald-headed
521
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,819
and causing you to look
more fucked up
522
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,529
than you already did.
523
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,285
Oh. Hug me.
524
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,332
Oh! Hey! I got an idea!
525
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,410
I know y'all negroes got
some afro sheen!
526
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,291
Give it here!
527
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,792
Honey Bee, this ain't
no time for cruel jokes!
528
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:09,671
Now, why the hell you sprayin'
my bald head with afro sheen?!
529
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,797
Ugh!
530
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,971
Aaaaah!
531
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,515
There ain't nothing that some
good Black folks can't do
532
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,968
if they put their minds
and their afro sheens together.
533
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,679
Cream Corn, your hair ain't
never did shit for us,
534
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,435
but your bald head
just saved our lives.
535
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,187
Can you dig it?
536
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,487
[tires screech]
Come on, y'all! Hurry up!
537
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,440
Okay, now what do
we do with his fat ass?
538
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,197
There's only one place a king
can croak when he's alone,
539
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,280
and that's on his
motherfucking porcelain throne!
540
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,045
Surprise, darknesses!
541
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,339
Even though you got Elvis back
to Graceland,
542
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:52,009
I still got you for breaking in
and killing Elvis Presley.
543
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,553
Operation Ghetto Blaster
was a success!
544
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,302
Maybe not the way I envisioned
it, but whatever.
545
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,974
Kissinger! I got the body!
546
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,972
Start the countdown
for the N-bomb.
547
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,724
Well, I guess this is
as close as I'm gonna get
548
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,476
to going out
in a blaze of glory,
549
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,557
so if this is the way
Black Dynamite is meant to end,
550
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,268
Squeeze the trigger,
motherfucker.
551
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,605
[guns cock]
552
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:20,281
[farting]
553
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,989
Honey Bee, now ain't
the time for you to be
554
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,745
opening up your
ass again.
555
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,373
That ain't my ass
opening this time.
556
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,125
Well, Mr. President,
what an honor
557
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,206
having you here at
Graceland.
558
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,007
Why are you and these strange
colored folk
559
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,756
holding guns on each other
in my master bedroom?
560
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,714
Shit.
Stop the countdown, Kissinger.
561
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,765
The fat fuck is alive.
562
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,513
My goodness.
I must have missed something.
563
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,185
Once in a while, I pass out
for a couple days
564
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,261
and shit wake myself.
565
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,768
One of these days, I'm gonna
shit wake myself to death.
566
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:53,275
Here -- you want
a [medical-sounding gibberish]?
567
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,607
BLACK DYNAMITE:
Long live your king, Tricky Dick.
568
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,362
Long live your king.
569
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,864
♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
570
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:04,074
NIXON:
Damn! Damn! Damn!!
571
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,578
Poof!