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Mary, don't run, honey.
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Everybody, I've got fresh pineapple
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# Aha #
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I just baked it. Help yourself.
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# Sometimes you're sweet
Sometimes you're sour #
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- Hey!
- # Think about you every day, every hour #
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Hey! Back off, sailor.
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Grabbing the gay guy's coconut boob.
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- Real cool, Dad.
- Your old man is cool.
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- Right, Nate?
- Massively cool, Bob. You're a glacier.
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Aren't any of these nonalcoholic?
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It would do you some good to have
a couple drinks, loosen up a little.
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All due respect, James. I don't even
understand why gays want to get married.
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Elliot, for the same reason we do -
family, kids.
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- The American dream.
- Exactly. Thank you, Paula.
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Our house has been on the market for 10
months. Nobody wants the American dream anymore.
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Eliot, you're gonna love the burbs
once we have a couple of kids.
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Whoo-wheel What's going on?
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- Let me take your picture.
- Awl
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- It's coming from the luau pit.
- Hey, Trey. What's that noise?
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And for God's sake, Bob,
he's a gardener, not a servant.
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He works for the homeowners association,
which means he works for us.
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- Am I wrong?
- Maybe the, uh, pig's eyeballs explode when it's done.
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No, it shouldn't be done
for a couple more hours.
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- We should check and make sure it's not burning.
- Yeah.
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- Looks good.
- All right. Step back.
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- Here, piggy, piggy.
- All right. Look out. Get back.
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- This is kosher, right?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Elliot, will you get the meat thermometer?
- Oh, my God.
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What, hon?
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Great. I'm hungry.
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Is that a person?
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- That's a person.
- He's been cooked.
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Why are you standing there
like a security guard?
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- Parker! Hey.
- Hi.
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The remains we've been called
to examine were apparently barbecued.
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- Would you like to see?
- Totally!
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No, no. A person did not get barbecued,
did they, Dr. Brennan?
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Yes. In a luau pit, which is why I'm surprised
you'd bring Parker along.
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I... Rebecca and her boyfriend won a night
at the Greenbriar. So, little kid's with me.
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- I got him.
- Let's go see the cooked person.
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- Geesh. You know our deal.
- Well, what's your deal?
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We're not allowed to talk about the bad parts
of Dad's work until I have armpit hair.
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You don't have any armpit hair last time
I checked. Not for a long time, kid.
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- Angela, would you mind -
- Oh, no.
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Sure. I get the situation here.
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- You're with me, Parker.
- I wanna see the barbecued body.
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Well, I agree. That does sound awesome.
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But I have face paints that your dad
will never be able to get off...
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no matter how hard he scrubs.
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- They're basically tattoos.
- Okay. I'm with you.
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You have a good time.
I'll come pick you up in a little bit, all right?
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Have fun. Have fun with the face paints, kid.
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- That's not true about the face paint, is it?
- You're with me, baby boo.
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Ethnographic studies of the suburbs
Indicate a cultural impulsion...
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toward overt displays of status.
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Of course, this competitive paradigm
can often result in aggression and violence.
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There was this guy on my street
who cut his lawn on the diagonal.
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The neighbors got angry.
Someone set his garage on fire.
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Oh. I mean, yards, sidewalks, you know,
clean streets, birds flying by.
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- Dead body in the barbecue pit.
- Oh. Okay. You know what?
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I'm gonna talk to the neighbors to see if anyone
who cut their lawn diagonally is missing.
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I think those are reflective lenses...
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that have fused into the supraorbital margin.
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Nate and I moved to Verbena Court
about six months ago.
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The luau pit came with the house.
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We installed a lockable cover.
We don't want kids falling in.
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- Uh, we're good neighbors.
- Who has a key?
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Uh, just us. And there's one
with the Neighborhood Watch.
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Okay. Uh, who put the pig in the pit?
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Uh, me, Nate and Trey, at 9:00 this morning.
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- Trey?
- Uh, Trey Jordan.
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He's the gardener/handyman
for the homeowners association.
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- Stop starring at him, James.
- You were just talking about him.
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Guys, guys. When you put the pig in -
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Uh, we didn't notice anything
down there but hot coals.
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Forty-eight degrees Celsius.
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That's what- an hour after they
drenched everything with a garden hose?
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- Wish they hadn't done that.
- It's human nature, Dr. Brennan.
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You see someone on fire, you put him out.
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The prominent brow points to a male.
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Wear on his mandibular teeth
puts his age at about 30 to 35.
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We should remove the remains
and then let Hodgins get down here.
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We have the luau every year.
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- The pit was dug maybe -
- Four years ago, July.
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Same time we planted our hydrangeas.
That reminds me. We should spray.
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Yeah. We all helped with the pit.
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It's, uh, four feet deep and lined with brick.
You burn the wood to embers.
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- You cheat with charcoal.
- Don't call your dad a cheater, Paige.
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Anyway, tons of embers going.
Then you throw down a layer of wet burlap.
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Then wet leaves and wet burlap, chicken wire.
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Then you lower the pig in and- voilĂ !
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- Yeah. You're forgetting one thing there.
- I don't think so.
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- Burlap, leaves -
- He means the dead guy under the pig, Dad.
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Smart one in the family there.
So what made you crack open the pit early?
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We heard little explosions,
like fireworks going off.
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We found these in the pit.
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Reflective aviators.
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Those look like Mr. Bessette's glasses.
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- Oh, my God.
- That's Kurt.
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- You must be mistaken.
- Hey, everybody! Looks like it was Kurt!
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No!
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- Not Kurt.
- Kurt?
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Who's Kurt?
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- H-He and his wife live over there.
- Hmm.
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That's scary.
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That was creepy.
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Well, I warned you about the suburbs.
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And you're certain it's Kurt?
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I'm afraid so, Ms. Bessette.
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Uh, his teeth matched the X-rays
your dentist provided.
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Well, I already told the F.B.I. guy
and the scary lady everything I know...
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so I don't know what -
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You mentioned that you and your husband
didn't really fit in with the neighborhood.
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Uh, yeah. Uh, Kurt put up a solar panel
and a wind turbine, and it made everybody mad.
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They thought they were pretty ugly.
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They said it ruined the neighborhood, you know.
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But he just wanted to save the planet.
There's nothing wrong with that, right?
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No, it's quite a noble cause.
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But it can kinda rub people
the wrong way sometimes.
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When the gay couple's dog peed
on the wind turbine...
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Kurt gave the dog a laxative
that nearly killed him.
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Oh.
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Well, that- That's not quite so noble.
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Neighbors don't forget a thing like that.
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We got shunned.
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I know what caused the mini explosions.
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Would it have anything to do
with the pebbles embedded in the remains?
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If by "pebbles" you mean the rudaceous
sedimentary stratified clast fragments, then yes.
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Now, based on the amount of pyrites...
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I'd estimate the porosity at approximately 25%.
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It's ideal for moisture saturation.
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Meaning the pebbles exploded
when they got hot.
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The "pebbles," as you so quaintly call them...
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were all found on the same strata
as the human remains...
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most likely dragged from the murder site.
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Which explains why
they were embedded in the remains.
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Yeah. All consistent in size and color.
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Decorative perhaps.
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I'll call you back.
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These bones are not human.
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- I assume they're pig.
- Yes.
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Time for prayers?
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Yes, but I have a couple of minutes.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Why?
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As a Muslim, I imagine you consider
this work unclean.
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Yes. Well, as a Christian,
I imagine you feel the same way.
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I have four femurs, 12 phalanges,
dozens of teeth, 12 canines.
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Luau custom says throw
the pig bones back in the pit.
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- Sorry. Sorry. Pig bones. God!
- I'm fine, Dr. Saroyan.
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Perhaps the killer assumed his victim's remains
would never be noticed amongst the pig bones.
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- Arastoo, there's no reason for you to be here.
- I appreciate your concern...
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- But I am fine.
- No, really.
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Most of us aren't devout here,
and I respect your religion.
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"He hath forbidden you the flesh of swine...
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"but if one is forced by necessity...
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without willful disobedience, nor transgressing
due Ills, then is he guiltless. "
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The point is, you shouldn't feel forced-
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I'm a scientist, okay?
Just like the rest of you.
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I can deal, so please, just back off
and let me do my job like anyone else.
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Wow.
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I apologize for my outburst.
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Oh, you aren't even gonna try
to unring that bell, are you?
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I have to pray.
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Saroyan.
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I found the rudaceous sedimentary
stratified clast fragment mother lode.
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Uh, any signs of a struggle in the pebbles?
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No.
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Um, I call do-over.
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They're covered in blood.
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Lots of blood.
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My friend's dad just got a new girlfriend.
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He goes with his dad to her place
all the time to swim.
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Oh, so he likes her. Well, that's good.
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- Do you have a boyfriend?
- No, I'm on a celibacy kick.
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It's been five months and nine days...
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which, in celibacy time, is 400 years.
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What does celibacy mean?
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It's, um- I don't have a boyfriend. No.
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- How about my dad?
- I don't think he has a boyfriend either.
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No, he really, really needs a girlfriend.
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- Really.
- Why?
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- To sex up.
- That's very succinctly put.
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Could Dad sex you up?
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Don't think I haven't considered that,
but I'm sort of on the sidelines for now.
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But thank you for thinking of me.
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- Okay. Ready?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Done.
- Cool.
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- How'd you do that?
- I'm good.
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How much blood did Hodgins find?
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Plenty. He estimates a fatal amount.
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Can you compare the blood
to the cooked guy and see if it's his?
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Well, he's pretty cooked, but we'll try.
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Hodgins I.D.'d morning glory pollen between
the victim's eyeballs and his sunglasses.
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- How is that relevant?
- Well, he said morning glories only bloom after sunup.
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Sunrise was 5:47 a.m.,
so we're close to a time of death.
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Were you guys aware that Arastoo
doesn't really have an accent?
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Yeah, he does.
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Yeah, it's thicker
than Achmed the rug merchant.
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Was that racist? it sounded racist.
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I knew that, despite the fact
that Arastoo said he was Iranian...
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his accent was Jordanian.
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Well, don't you find it odd that he was faking
an Arab accent of any kind?
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- Iranian isn't actually Arab.
- What? It's - Bones, it's weird.
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Now, how is it any more odd than, say,
shaving your face or putting on makeup?
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I'm not hanging up because I don't have
an answer to that. I'm just hanging up.
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But- I had questions about the morning glories.
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I appreciate it. Thank you.
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So we understand that you and the deceased
had an altercation over your dog.
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You think that we cooked him
because he poisoned our dog?
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- Kurt did not poison our dog.
- Yes, he did.
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Rocky peed on his stupid windmill,
so then he gave our dog chocolate laxatives.
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Dogs don't react to that the way people do.
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It's very difficult to overdose on laxatives.
All that will happen is -
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- Rocky died from cancer.
- Maybe.
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We'll never know because someone
wouldn't pay for a doggie autopsy.
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Oh, my God. You won't let that go...
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even though the F.B.I. thinks
we killed Kurt for poisoning our dog.
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- We don't think that he poisoned our dog.
- Well, he does.
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Now that I think about it,
Rocky totally died of cancer.
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Can you see anything
that would explain copious blood loss?
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- Not so far. As you can see
here and here- - Can it, bub.
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It's just you and me here.
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This mark here
on the scapula suggests a puncture wound.
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That's barely a poke, right?
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It would have been painful,
but no way it kills the guy.
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Here, we see a bone laceration...
228
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on the victim's proximal humerus,
adjacent to the greater tubercle.
229
00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:41,594
Staining suggests that injury occurred
before he died.
230
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- Is that bone splintering?
- Yes. Micro fragments.
231
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I believe the laceration is the result of
a blow from a reciprocating-type weapon.
232
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- Like -
- A saw.
233
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I asked Dr. Hodgins to swab for particulates...
234
00:12:54,045 --> 00:12:56,377
that may have been transferred from the blade.
235
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,608
Here is the stab wound...
236
00:12:59,717 --> 00:13:02,845
and laceration from the saw.
237
00:13:02,954 --> 00:13:05,320
Neither blow's anywhere near
a major vein or artery.
238
00:13:05,423 --> 00:13:07,721
Neither blow explains
the amount of blood on the pebbles.
239
00:13:07,825 --> 00:13:11,591
I ran a metal detector through
all the crap we found at the bottom of the pit.
240
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- Crap?
- Yeah, technical term. You know.
241
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:18,028
Bullet- Is that a. 44 caliber?
242
00:13:18,135 --> 00:13:20,069
Yep.
243
00:13:20,171 --> 00:13:24,574
This seems to suggest
rather convincingly the reason for all the blood.
244
00:13:32,283 --> 00:13:34,877
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second.
245
00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:37,216
You and Parker discussed my sex life?
246
00:13:37,321 --> 00:13:39,380
Well, we discussed your lack of sex life.
247
00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:43,221
Angela, neither you, nor him- especially him -
knows anything about my sex life.
248
00:13:43,327 --> 00:13:46,728
Well, he knows that Daddy ain't getting any,
and he's concerned.
249
00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:49,823
He thinks you need a girlfriend, to have sex.
250
00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:54,234
- He said that?
- Well, his exact words were "to sex up."
251
00:13:54,338 --> 00:13:57,068
I think you need to talk to him honestly
about your love life.
252
00:13:57,174 --> 00:13:59,335
- You kidding? No offense, but I'm not talking about that.
- Hey.
253
00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:02,469
- What?
- Wanna run our friendly neighborhood suburbanites...
254
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:05,310
through the national gun permit database,
see if any of them own a. 44?
255
00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:08,510
- Hodgins found that in the pit.
- Hi, Dr. Saroyan.
256
00:14:08,619 --> 00:14:10,553
Do you have a boyfriend?
257
00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:12,919
- See, this is exactly how it started with me.
- Come on. Let's go.
258
00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:15,652
I gotta get you back home.
Your mom's gonna kill me, all right?
259
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,251
Let me see this stuff. Does this stuff come off?
260
00:14:18,362 --> 00:14:21,525
Oh, seriously, that's your big worry right now?
261
00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:29,632
I hate Verbena Court- every last thing about it.
262
00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:33,198
It's artificial. It's soulless.
That's why I'm trying to sell out.
263
00:14:33,311 --> 00:14:35,472
It's ennui, Agent Booth. You understand that?
264
00:14:35,579 --> 00:14:37,672
Looks kinda nice to me. It's good for kids.
265
00:14:37,782 --> 00:14:40,683
They call it a cul-de-sac,
but what it is is a dead end.
266
00:14:40,785 --> 00:14:42,377
So why'd you move there in the first place?
267
00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:44,954
Wife wants kids, kids want lawns.
268
00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:47,024
- I got snookered in the math.
- Here you go.
269
00:14:47,124 --> 00:14:51,652
Right. Thanks.
Snookered enough, uh, to snap?
270
00:14:51,762 --> 00:14:54,230
So I own a handgun. So what?
271
00:14:54,332 --> 00:14:56,300
I have a license. It's registered.
272
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,868
We found this bullet in the pit
with Bessette's body.
273
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:00,938
We checked out his bank records...
274
00:15:01,038 --> 00:15:05,065
and you wired $5,000
into his account last month.
275
00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:07,940
Verbena Court was built
with a limited amount of phone lines.
276
00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:10,980
Bessette bought them all.
I wanted to put in a second line.
277
00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:13,880
Your neighbor charged you $5,000
for a phone line?
278
00:15:13,985 --> 00:15:15,885
Yep.
279
00:15:15,987 --> 00:15:18,581
Then he spent the five grand
on putting up the damn windmill.
280
00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:22,090
Okay. So he rips you off for five grand,
you snap and you shoot him.
281
00:15:22,193 --> 00:15:24,559
No. I should've shot him.
282
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,222
It wasn't Kurt I shot though.
283
00:15:27,331 --> 00:15:31,062
- I shot the pig, the luau pig.
- Excuse me?
284
00:15:31,168 --> 00:15:33,864
Bob Sayles and I found a farm
in North Carolina...
285
00:15:33,971 --> 00:15:35,996
and paid to hunt our own pig.
286
00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:37,540
With a handgun?
287
00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:39,768
I'll give you the name of the farm.
288
00:15:39,877 --> 00:15:41,845
Porky walked right up to us.
289
00:15:41,946 --> 00:15:45,006
I popped him one between the eyes.
I barfed. Bob cried.
290
00:15:47,618 --> 00:15:51,349
Suburban hunters. It's an oxymoron, my friend.
291
00:15:51,455 --> 00:15:53,355
It's an oxymoron.
292
00:15:56,327 --> 00:15:59,262
No, no, no, no.
You can't just walk in here and-
293
00:15:59,363 --> 00:16:02,457
Arastoo Vaziri, our Muslim intern...
he's been faking his accent.
294
00:16:02,566 --> 00:16:05,626
At first, I go where everyone else goes,
you know? Terrorist.
295
00:16:05,736 --> 00:16:08,728
Wouldn't a terrorist fake not having an accent?
296
00:16:08,839 --> 00:16:12,275
Is it crazy or just weird?
Weird I can deal with, but crazy -
297
00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:16,107
- Wait. What do you want me to do?
- Oh, "crazy" is your department.
298
00:16:17,982 --> 00:16:21,008
They went to a farm
and shot an innocent pig in the head?
299
00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:24,576
Look, it's not a federal offense, Bones.
There's nothing we can do about it now, okay?
300
00:16:24,688 --> 00:16:26,815
So let's just focus on the murdered human.
301
00:16:26,924 --> 00:16:29,415
- Okay. So far we have a nick on the scapula -
- Mm-hmm.
302
00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:31,427
Suggesting stabbing.
303
00:16:31,529 --> 00:16:33,997
And splintering on the humerus,
which suggests sawing.
304
00:16:34,098 --> 00:16:36,066
But neither explains bleeding out.
305
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,761
Sweets says he has something he'd like
to share with us in the conference room.
306
00:16:38,869 --> 00:16:41,963
- Why does he say "share"? Why can't he just say "show"?
- Shh. Okay. What do you have?
307
00:16:42,073 --> 00:16:43,631
- Hey.
- Hey.
308
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:46,710
Suburbanites tend to put too much emphasis
on their outward accomplishments.
309
00:16:46,811 --> 00:16:48,972
- Now, this creates a sense of detachment.
- Ennui.
310
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,980
- Very insightful.
- That's right.
311
00:16:51,082 --> 00:16:54,916
All right. Uh, the inherent uniformity
and shared ideals of a planned community...
312
00:16:55,019 --> 00:16:58,011
suggest that the neighborhood
can be psychologically analyzed...
313
00:16:58,122 --> 00:17:00,613
as a single dysfunctional personality.
314
00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:02,419
You mean you can look at it anthropologically.
315
00:17:02,526 --> 00:17:04,084
You're gonna shanghai my whole discipline?
316
00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:06,163
You're tapping into what anthropologists call...
317
00:17:06,263 --> 00:17:08,857
"lines of influence, dominance and suasion."
318
00:17:08,966 --> 00:17:11,526
Go on, Sweets. Just let him go on.
319
00:17:11,635 --> 00:17:15,298
So we can, uh, look at the community
as a single dysfunctional personality...
320
00:17:15,406 --> 00:17:19,172
dealing with sexual infidelity,
indebtedness, resentment.
321
00:17:19,276 --> 00:17:21,471
- That's what I just said.
- Both of you, it's murder.
322
00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:24,241
- We're either dealing with money or sex here.
- That's what I just said.
323
00:17:24,348 --> 00:17:27,215
And this is where psychology can provide
an insight that anthropology cannot.
324
00:17:27,318 --> 00:17:31,618
- I doubt that.
- Well, suburbanites, uh, will not only lie to outsiders.
325
00:17:31,722 --> 00:17:34,452
They'll lie to each other and to themselves.
326
00:17:34,558 --> 00:17:38,494
What Sweets means is that societal norms
endemic to the suburban acculturation...
327
00:17:38,596 --> 00:17:42,225
dichotomize exterior postures
and clandestine protocols.
328
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,528
Just give me one thing
that's gonna help me catch the murderer.
329
00:17:44,635 --> 00:17:46,899
All right. Deal with all of these people...
330
00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:49,632
as separate elements...
331
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,265
of one big collective personality.
332
00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:56,813
Identify the threat that Kurt Bessette posed
to their psychological equanimity...
333
00:17:56,914 --> 00:17:58,973
and the killer will emerge.
334
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,210
- I agree.
- Doesn't help me one bit.
335
00:18:02,353 --> 00:18:04,253
Why?
336
00:18:04,355 --> 00:18:06,323
You seriously believe all that hoo-ha?
337
00:18:06,423 --> 00:18:08,482
It's anthropology, so yes.
338
00:18:08,592 --> 00:18:11,356
"Wrong-ology."
Keep your grubby anthro hands off my psych.
339
00:18:11,462 --> 00:18:14,727
- Listen. Bones, I'll meet you down at the car
in five minutes. - What?
340
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:18,235
- Five minutes.
- What?
341
00:18:19,436 --> 00:18:21,927
Okay. Look.
342
00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:26,373
Parker has been asking all the women
that I work with to be my girlfriend.
343
00:18:26,477 --> 00:18:28,001
The women you work with are beautiful.
344
00:18:28,112 --> 00:18:31,275
Don't turn this into a conversation about sex.
My kid is eight years old.
345
00:18:31,382 --> 00:18:34,112
Parker's preadolescent,
but he's very concerned with sex.
346
00:18:34,218 --> 00:18:36,118
What he's concerned about
are shoes with wheels on 'em.
347
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:39,189
There are five stages
of psychosexual development:
348
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:41,758
- Oral, anal -
- Whoa.
349
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,451
Phallic, latent and genital.
350
00:18:43,561 --> 00:18:46,462
Now, Parker's transitioning
from latent to genital.
351
00:18:46,564 --> 00:18:50,398
At the genital stage, he's learning
to identify with his gender parent.
352
00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:53,299
That's you.
He's looking at you to see his sexual future.
353
00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:57,272
- How do I get him to stop?
- My advice is to let him see you interact with a woman.
354
00:18:57,374 --> 00:19:00,070
- Easy!
- No, not sexually. Socially.
355
00:19:00,177 --> 00:19:03,203
Show him you're comfortable with women,
so he can learn to be the same way.
356
00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:05,282
- Okay.
- Okay? Just like that?
357
00:19:05,382 --> 00:19:08,283
- You're taking my advice?
- No, I just don't wanna talk to you about it anymore.
358
00:19:10,821 --> 00:19:13,289
Wait. This isn't my office.
359
00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:18,089
# It's the good life #
360
00:19:18,195 --> 00:19:20,095
# Full of fun #
361
00:19:20,197 --> 00:19:23,462
# Seems to be the ideal #
362
00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:29,197
# Yes, the good life #
363
00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:34,209
# Lets you hide all the sadness you feel #
364
00:19:38,115 --> 00:19:41,983
# You won't really fall in love #
365
00:19:42,086 --> 00:19:45,078
# 'Cause you can't take the chance #
366
00:19:48,192 --> 00:19:51,992
# So be honest with yourself #
367
00:19:52,096 --> 00:19:56,032
- # Don't try to fake romance #
- What are you doing?
368
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:59,660
"Alibis." Huh. That's very organized.
369
00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:02,238
"At the time of the murder,
Mary Kay Sayles was biking...
370
00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:04,671
With James Perry and Elliot Lindbergh."
371
00:20:04,775 --> 00:20:08,609
Thinking gay guy and burb hater
are out biking with church lady.
372
00:20:08,712 --> 00:20:11,875
Oh, so you're thinking
they're a sexual threesome.
373
00:20:11,982 --> 00:20:13,643
- Ah.
- What? Wow. No.
374
00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:17,243
I was just thinking that one of these cyclists
was having sex with Kurt Bessette.
375
00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:21,654
Oh. So we should find out where churchy lady's
husband, gay guy's boyfriend...
376
00:20:21,759 --> 00:20:24,387
and burb hater's wife were at the time.
377
00:20:24,495 --> 00:20:27,464
Man, if this turns out to be some suburban
key-party, threesome revenge slaying...
378
00:20:27,564 --> 00:20:29,532
it's gonna get complicated,
and I'm gonna get all -
379
00:20:29,633 --> 00:20:32,966
Hey, so I finally got through the particulates
left behind by the saw.
380
00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:35,231
Three different organic remnants on the cut.
381
00:20:35,339 --> 00:20:37,569
A hooked thorn from a Bougainvillea glabra.
382
00:20:37,675 --> 00:20:42,840
A haw from a hybrid Crataegus monogyna
and nectar from a Syringa protolacinlata.
383
00:20:42,946 --> 00:20:45,244
- See you later!
- Each plant was from a different yard.
384
00:20:45,349 --> 00:20:47,442
- But all in the same reciprocating saw.
- Yeah.
385
00:20:47,551 --> 00:20:49,018
Really?
386
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:52,987
Like, uh, that one
that Casanova gardener boy is using.
387
00:20:58,829 --> 00:21:02,731
So, my question is, did you kill
Kurt Bessette on your own volition...
388
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,666
or did his wife talk you into it?
389
00:21:05,769 --> 00:21:09,205
- What?
- Bessette was attacked with your hedge trimmer.
390
00:21:09,306 --> 00:21:12,867
Come on. Young, hot suburban gardener.
Bored suburban housewives.
391
00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:16,434
- You're an ethnological trope.
- What?
392
00:21:16,547 --> 00:21:18,105
Ice tea's not the only perk here.
393
00:21:18,215 --> 00:21:20,410
Look, I had nothin' going
with Kurt Bessette's wife.
394
00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:23,850
Let me make this a little easier for you,
shall we?
395
00:21:25,956 --> 00:21:30,586
Which one of these people
did you have something going with?
396
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,800
Paige Sayles.
397
00:21:39,136 --> 00:21:41,104
The church lady's daughter.
398
00:21:41,205 --> 00:21:44,606
Look, she's 18. She's legal.
And plus, it was her idea.
399
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:48,041
And?
400
00:21:49,146 --> 00:21:50,807
Paula Lindbergh.
401
00:21:50,914 --> 00:21:54,543
I think she's trying to get pregnant
so her husband would stay in the suburbs.
402
00:21:54,651 --> 00:21:56,551
So, you mind being used as a stud horse?
403
00:21:56,653 --> 00:21:59,087
Would you?
404
00:21:59,189 --> 00:22:01,453
- Do these women know about each other?
- Not from me.
405
00:22:01,558 --> 00:22:03,719
Then from who?
406
00:22:03,827 --> 00:22:08,093
Mr. Bessette caught me and Mrs. Lindbergh
sloshing up her hot tub.
407
00:22:08,198 --> 00:22:11,326
Where were you between the hours
of 5:00 a.m. And 8:00 a.m...
408
00:22:11,435 --> 00:22:13,528
the morning of the luau?
409
00:22:13,637 --> 00:22:16,265
I've got a girlfriend.
I mean, back in my neighborhood.
410
00:22:16,373 --> 00:22:18,671
A real one who I love. I was with her.
411
00:22:22,112 --> 00:22:25,309
Wow! That cul-de-sac is like a sex camp.
412
00:22:25,416 --> 00:22:27,714
- What? There's a sex camp?
- No. No, no.
413
00:22:27,818 --> 00:22:30,685
Listen. What were
your anthropological lines again?
414
00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:32,813
Influence, dominance and suasion.
415
00:22:32,923 --> 00:22:36,950
We both know that the murder victim wasn't
above shaking someone down for phone lines.
416
00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:40,587
Maybe he finds out that Paula Lindbergh
is trying to make babies with the gardener.
417
00:22:40,697 --> 00:22:42,824
He puts the squeeze on her. She kills him.
418
00:22:42,933 --> 00:22:45,163
Casanova gardener boy -
helps out.
419
00:22:45,269 --> 00:22:46,861
It definitely fits the paradigm.
420
00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:50,497
I was afraid this would come up when
I heard you took Trey in for questioning.
421
00:22:50,607 --> 00:22:52,438
You're right. So start talking.
422
00:22:52,543 --> 00:22:54,602
I should never have made Elliot
move to the suburbs.
423
00:22:54,711 --> 00:22:57,509
In a way, I emasculated him.
424
00:22:57,614 --> 00:23:00,947
Oh, God. She's a therapist.
She talks like a therapist.
425
00:23:01,051 --> 00:23:04,782
What, you remove a man
from an environment where he flourishes...
426
00:23:04,888 --> 00:23:07,789
to a place where he feels impotent,
he actually becomes impotent.
427
00:23:07,891 --> 00:23:11,622
Look, if you wanted a baby so bad,
why didn't you just move back to the city?
428
00:23:11,728 --> 00:23:13,696
We owe more on this house than it's worth.
429
00:23:13,797 --> 00:23:16,459
Even if Elliot could sell it,
we're stuck financially.
430
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:19,832
- What happened when Kurt Bessette found you with the gardener?
- Nothing.
431
00:23:19,937 --> 00:23:22,064
He smirked.
432
00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:25,869
Did Kurt threaten to tell your husband
or blackmail you?
433
00:23:25,976 --> 00:23:28,171
- Oh, no. He wouldn't dare.
- Why not?
434
00:23:28,278 --> 00:23:32,009
Wait. You think that Kurt told my husband
about the gardener...
435
00:23:32,115 --> 00:23:34,083
and so Elliot killed him?
436
00:23:34,184 --> 00:23:38,086
Eliot puked when he shot a pig. Please.
437
00:23:38,188 --> 00:23:40,520
Interlocking lines of suasion
between members of the collective...
438
00:23:40,624 --> 00:23:42,489
result in multiple duplicities.
439
00:23:42,593 --> 00:23:44,993
Oh, my God. She's an anthropologist.
440
00:23:45,095 --> 00:23:47,359
- She talks like an anthropologist.
- Just answer the question.
441
00:23:47,464 --> 00:23:50,160
Why wouldn't Kurt Bessette dare
tell your husband about the gardener?
442
00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:54,567
I'm a trained therapist. I looked
at Kurt and Paige talking on the street.
443
00:23:54,671 --> 00:23:58,539
I knew immediately the relationship
was clandestine, probably sexual.
444
00:23:58,642 --> 00:24:01,736
Kurt Bessette was sleeping
with that 18-year-old girl.
445
00:24:01,845 --> 00:24:05,781
I used that knowledge to ask
for our five grand back for the phone.
446
00:24:05,883 --> 00:24:08,351
Kurt wouldn't have agreed if it weren't true.
447
00:24:08,452 --> 00:24:11,888
If I were you, I'd be looking
at Paige's father for this murder...
448
00:24:11,989 --> 00:24:13,889
not my Elliot.
449
00:24:13,991 --> 00:24:16,721
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Paige. You want some of that?
450
00:24:16,827 --> 00:24:19,421
- I'm gonna kill you!
- That never gets old.
451
00:24:22,266 --> 00:24:25,064
Okay, yeah. Kurt and I hooked up.
452
00:24:25,168 --> 00:24:28,569
I'm of age.
He didn't break any laws sleeping with me.
453
00:24:28,672 --> 00:24:32,608
- What did you see in him?
- Kurt wasn't like the other guys from here.
454
00:24:32,709 --> 00:24:35,177
He wasn't just cute. He -
455
00:24:35,279 --> 00:24:37,975
He was committed to the environment,
saving our planet.
456
00:24:38,081 --> 00:24:42,142
People hated him because he made them
feel ashamed that they weren't doing more.
457
00:24:42,252 --> 00:24:44,618
Well, I think what they hated was the windmill.
458
00:24:44,721 --> 00:24:46,985
You know, it's possible
having sex with you killed him.
459
00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:49,422
No. Kurt was in awesome shape.
460
00:24:49,526 --> 00:24:52,791
No, I didn't mean
that you gave him a heart attack.
461
00:24:52,896 --> 00:24:57,060
What I meant was, it's possible that someone
who cares about you killed him.
462
00:24:58,602 --> 00:25:01,935
- Like my dad, you mean?
- Or Trey, the gardener.
463
00:25:04,207 --> 00:25:06,334
They didn't even know about Kurt.
464
00:25:06,443 --> 00:25:09,935
Well, what if they did?
465
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,417
Is this an official F.B.I. investigation?
466
00:25:18,522 --> 00:25:21,320
Do I need some kind of representation?
467
00:25:21,425 --> 00:25:24,155
Yeah, the whole accent thing -
it's kinda out in the world.
468
00:25:25,429 --> 00:25:27,329
I figured.
469
00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:30,767
This place, the Jeffersonian -
470
00:25:30,867 --> 00:25:33,461
they see things
in very black-and-white terms.
471
00:25:33,570 --> 00:25:35,697
Comes with the gig. We're scientists.
472
00:25:35,806 --> 00:25:39,435
Yeah.
But unlike any of them, you're religious.
473
00:25:39,543 --> 00:25:43,206
- Muslim.
- Now, this man I see in front of me right now -
474
00:25:43,313 --> 00:25:46,771
rational, pragmatic, highly intelligent.
475
00:25:46,883 --> 00:25:51,013
That man might have to explain his religion to
people like that every single day.
476
00:25:51,121 --> 00:25:53,419
- Whereas -
- Whereas a kid from the sticks of Iran...
477
00:25:53,523 --> 00:25:55,423
newly arrived in the West -
478
00:25:55,525 --> 00:25:57,720
it's no wonder he clings
to his cultural superstitions.
479
00:25:57,828 --> 00:26:01,320
There you go. Frustrating enough
to drive a guy to fake an accent.
480
00:26:01,431 --> 00:26:03,831
Which, in my professional opinion, is not crazy.
481
00:26:03,934 --> 00:26:05,561
You're a pretty smart guy.
482
00:26:05,669 --> 00:26:09,901
But I don't need a scientist
to tell me who or what I am...
483
00:26:10,007 --> 00:26:12,805
and neither should you, Mr. Vaziri.
484
00:26:14,244 --> 00:26:16,678
- Thanks for coming by.
- Thank you.
485
00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:20,079
Tox screen came back positive
for potassium nitrate...
486
00:26:20,183 --> 00:26:22,845
which can be prescribed
for high blood pressure.
487
00:26:22,953 --> 00:26:25,183
But Kurt Bessette was in very good shape.
488
00:26:25,288 --> 00:26:27,688
Yes, we heard that from his teenaged girlfriend.
489
00:26:27,791 --> 00:26:29,759
- Enough to kill the guy?
- Nope.
490
00:26:29,860 --> 00:26:32,988
He might have experienced some muscle weakness,
but otherwise, saltpeter's fairly harmless.
491
00:26:33,096 --> 00:26:35,724
Saltpeter is not harmless.
Okay? I went to Catholic school.
492
00:26:35,832 --> 00:26:39,598
- That's a total myth, Booth.
- No, Booth did actually go to a Catholic school.
493
00:26:39,703 --> 00:26:43,002
No, no, no. The nuns, they used to put
saltpeter in all the boys' milk at lunch...
494
00:26:43,106 --> 00:26:45,074
so that we couldn't get -
495
00:26:45,175 --> 00:26:49,771
so we could concentrate
without, you know- ping!
496
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,713
But how could you tell
it was in the boys' milk and not the girls'
497
00:26:52,816 --> 00:26:55,376
- 'Cause the boys' milk was always frothier.
- And did it work?
498
00:26:55,485 --> 00:26:58,750
- Well, not on me.
- Well, it didn't work on anyone, Booth.
499
00:26:58,855 --> 00:27:01,255
Why people insist upon believing
that old wives' tale...
500
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,189
In the face of all evidence,
I'll never understand.
501
00:27:03,293 --> 00:27:05,727
Saltpeter acts as a blood thinner.
502
00:27:05,829 --> 00:27:07,888
See? Thin blood could stop a guy from -
503
00:27:07,998 --> 00:27:10,899
We've been saying that the two wounds
we found on the victim's body...
504
00:27:11,001 --> 00:27:12,969
wouldn't be enough for him to bleed out.
505
00:27:13,070 --> 00:27:15,903
But with saltpeter,
he could have bled internally...
506
00:27:16,006 --> 00:27:18,406
from even minor soft tissue damage.
507
00:27:18,508 --> 00:27:20,738
We'd never have seen the evidence
of that after he cooked.
508
00:27:20,844 --> 00:27:22,436
We got probable cause of death.
509
00:27:22,546 --> 00:27:25,481
Now we just need to find out
who fed Kurt Bessette the saltpeter.
510
00:27:25,582 --> 00:27:28,278
I think you'll want to talk
to the cheating bastard's wife.
511
00:27:32,589 --> 00:27:34,682
I begged Kurt to stop cheating on me.
512
00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:37,259
I did everything I could
in the bedroom to make him stay.
513
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,760
I changed my hair. I went to the gym.
514
00:27:39,863 --> 00:27:43,060
But when I went to work every day,
it was a "cat's away, mice play" situation.
515
00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:45,134
And where'd you get the saltpeter?
516
00:27:45,235 --> 00:27:49,797
Oh. Um, Nate and James
have stump remover...
517
00:27:49,906 --> 00:27:52,067
and that's 98% saltpeter.
518
00:27:52,175 --> 00:27:55,508
I figured that might be enough
to remove Kurt's stump from her garden.
519
00:27:57,047 --> 00:27:59,174
Who else knew he was cheating?
520
00:27:59,282 --> 00:28:01,341
Nobody.
521
00:28:01,451 --> 00:28:04,011
- Unless her husband found out.
- Her husband.
522
00:28:04,121 --> 00:28:07,579
Kurt Bessette was sleeping
with the church lady too.
523
00:28:07,691 --> 00:28:10,819
- Do you think her husband is capable of murder?
- Bob? No.
524
00:28:10,927 --> 00:28:14,863
He's just a big dumbass nob
who thinks Verbena Court is heaven.
525
00:28:14,965 --> 00:28:19,868
That was before he knew the neighbor was
having sex with both his wife and his daughter.
526
00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:22,268
I don't care how big
of a dumbass Bob Sayles is.
527
00:28:22,372 --> 00:28:24,772
He finds that out,
he's gonna wanna kill her husband.
528
00:28:31,648 --> 00:28:33,639
How did you find out about me and Kurt?
529
00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:36,480
O-Only the two of us knew,
and-and Kurt's dead.
530
00:28:36,586 --> 00:28:39,214
You were not the only person
that Kurt Bessette was sleeping with.
531
00:28:40,557 --> 00:28:43,651
You mean, aside from his wife?
532
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,728
So I wasn't his only -
533
00:28:47,264 --> 00:28:49,164
Who? Who else?
534
00:28:50,534 --> 00:28:52,627
He was sleeping with your daughter, Paige.
535
00:28:56,506 --> 00:28:59,475
You can understand why you're a suspect here.
536
00:29:00,744 --> 00:29:02,644
Yes.
537
00:29:02,746 --> 00:29:05,180
People kill out of jealousy.
538
00:29:05,282 --> 00:29:07,512
I guess it won't matter if I deny it.
539
00:29:07,617 --> 00:29:10,643
No, but you're not our prime suspect.
You see, you have an alibi.
540
00:29:10,754 --> 00:29:13,882
You were out biking
with James Perry and Elliot Lindbergh.
541
00:29:15,425 --> 00:29:18,553
So you think Kelly found out
and killed her own husband?
542
00:29:21,164 --> 00:29:25,032
Paige? My God. She's only 18.
543
00:29:28,872 --> 00:29:31,568
You think my Bob found out and killed Kurt.
544
00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:47,322
I found evidence of a homogenous mixture
of oily and waxy long chain...
545
00:29:47,424 --> 00:29:51,053
which are nonpolar hydrocarbons
in, uh, this fracture of the skull.
546
00:29:51,161 --> 00:29:53,595
Can't you just say "lubricant"?
Isn't that much quicker?
547
00:29:53,697 --> 00:29:56,165
Arastoo must be finished looking
at the minifractures in that area.
548
00:29:56,266 --> 00:29:57,961
Right? Where is he?
549
00:29:58,068 --> 00:30:01,128
Sorry. Sorry.
I just finished morning prayers.
550
00:30:03,139 --> 00:30:07,803
The skull fracture is located high
on the frontal bone, right on the midline.
551
00:30:07,911 --> 00:30:10,038
Whoa!
552
00:30:10,146 --> 00:30:12,671
Who are you?
553
00:30:14,217 --> 00:30:16,811
I don't have an accent. I was faking it.
554
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,321
But I am devout. I do pray five times a day.
555
00:30:20,423 --> 00:30:22,823
Now, can we get back to work, please?
556
00:30:22,926 --> 00:30:24,860
Oh, no, definitely not.
557
00:30:24,961 --> 00:30:28,089
- How do we know you're not faking this accent?
- Does Brennan know about this?
558
00:30:28,198 --> 00:30:30,723
Yes. She doesn't care.
559
00:30:30,834 --> 00:30:33,268
She doesn't care.
560
00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:36,100
- The midline fractures -
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
561
00:30:36,206 --> 00:30:39,141
Arastoo, things will go a lot faster
if you just explain.
562
00:30:39,242 --> 00:30:42,973
When I speak as though I just got off the boat,
people accept my religious convictions.
563
00:30:43,079 --> 00:30:45,604
Plus, fewer terrorist jokes.
564
00:30:45,715 --> 00:30:48,775
- I don't know why.
- 'Cause they're afraid of you.
565
00:30:48,885 --> 00:30:50,580
- You are so gonna pay for this.
- Yeah.
566
00:30:50,687 --> 00:30:52,450
I have no doubt that is true.
567
00:30:52,555 --> 00:30:56,355
Now, this wound
has a distinctive curve shape to it.
568
00:30:56,459 --> 00:30:58,586
Well, it doesn't look very severe.
569
00:30:58,695 --> 00:31:01,892
Corresponding microfractures
to the posterior cranium...
570
00:31:01,998 --> 00:31:05,456
indicate that Kurt was hit
while resting his head on a hard surface.
571
00:31:05,568 --> 00:31:08,594
So a weak blow that was delivered
when Kurt was already on the ground.
572
00:31:08,705 --> 00:31:10,969
There's a concrete base on the wind turbine.
573
00:31:11,074 --> 00:31:12,701
Bob Sayles is a big, burly man.
574
00:31:12,809 --> 00:31:15,505
- Yeah, but he's a decent guy.
- What does that have to do with it?
575
00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:19,139
Decent guys. They have a harder time hittin'
a guy when they're already down on the ground.
576
00:31:19,249 --> 00:31:21,149
So not a weak blow, a halfhearted one.
577
00:31:21,251 --> 00:31:24,687
This mark here could be congruent
with a golf club.
578
00:31:24,788 --> 00:31:27,780
It's curved and metallic.
I could run up an image.
579
00:31:27,891 --> 00:31:30,826
Most clubs have a brazing composition
to secure the titanium alloy on the club head.
580
00:31:30,927 --> 00:31:32,827
I can check on that.
581
00:31:32,929 --> 00:31:36,490
So, a reciprocating saw,
a golf club with some lubricant.
582
00:31:36,599 --> 00:31:39,500
That just leaves
the puncture weapon unidentified.
583
00:31:41,237 --> 00:31:44,070
- It takes a village, Bones.
- Well, uh- I beg your pardon?
584
00:31:44,174 --> 00:31:46,870
A village.
To raise a kid properly, it takes a village.
585
00:31:46,977 --> 00:31:51,073
But metaphorically. It doesn't mean we all
must grow up in hamlets of 800 people or less.
586
00:31:51,181 --> 00:31:53,479
- Thanks. Um, will you be my village?
- Huh?
587
00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:57,110
I need Parker to know
that I lead a full and rewarding life.
588
00:31:57,220 --> 00:31:59,188
- But you don't.
- What? Yes, I do.
589
00:31:59,289 --> 00:32:01,587
No, you don't.
You work too much. You don't socialize.
590
00:32:01,691 --> 00:32:04,159
All of which prevents you
from having a full sex life.
591
00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:08,390
Okay. Please, let's just take a hint
from the suburbs and just make it look good.
592
00:32:08,498 --> 00:32:12,457
You want to know if I'll help you fool your son
into thinking your life is gratifying?
593
00:32:12,569 --> 00:32:15,003
- Yeah. Will you do it?
- Well, h-how?
594
00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:17,573
Come to dinner with us.
Have fun. Laugh at my jokes.
595
00:32:17,674 --> 00:32:19,904
That might actually turn out to be fun...
596
00:32:20,010 --> 00:32:22,274
thus becoming a self-fulfilling desire.
597
00:32:22,379 --> 00:32:24,779
- Right. So, you'll do it?
- Yes.
598
00:32:24,881 --> 00:32:28,408
- I will be your hamlet of 800 people or less.
- My village.
599
00:32:28,518 --> 00:32:31,385
Well, I was being amusing.
You should laugh at my jokes too.
600
00:32:31,488 --> 00:32:33,718
I'm laughing, on the inside.
601
00:32:33,823 --> 00:32:37,919
So I just told Bob Sayles that both his wife and
daughter were having sex with Kurt Bessette.
602
00:32:38,028 --> 00:32:40,360
- Was he shocked?
- Yeah. And he wasn't faking it.
603
00:32:40,463 --> 00:32:43,091
Well, you shouldn't say that like it's a fact.
604
00:32:43,199 --> 00:32:45,997
In my opinion, his dismay was genuine.
605
00:32:46,102 --> 00:32:50,129
However, it's difficult to say whether
the shock was due to the sexual revelations...
606
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,572
or if we discovered information
he was keeping secret.
607
00:32:52,675 --> 00:32:56,133
- I appreciate the distinction.
- Hold on to that for a second.
608
00:32:57,547 --> 00:32:59,674
You do the best you can, you know?
609
00:32:59,783 --> 00:33:03,412
You go to work. You bring home the bacon.
You raise a daughter.
610
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,647
- Either of you got daughters?
- Mm-mmm.
611
00:33:05,755 --> 00:33:07,882
Well, that's the trip, man. Daughters.
612
00:33:07,991 --> 00:33:12,155
I was so worried about Paige and that gardener
kid, I didn't see what was happening with Kurt.
613
00:33:12,262 --> 00:33:14,321
But I mean, what do you
do... preach abstinence?
614
00:33:14,431 --> 00:33:17,093
Doesn't work in Alaska.
Why would it work on Verbena Court?
615
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,600
Did you suspect anything about your wife?
616
00:33:19,702 --> 00:33:22,102
I gotta confess.
617
00:33:22,205 --> 00:33:25,868
If I'd have known any of that,
I'd have killed the son of a bitch bare hands.
618
00:33:25,975 --> 00:33:28,569
And there's not a jury in this country
that would convict me either.
619
00:33:28,678 --> 00:33:32,580
That is untrue.
They most certainly would have convicted you.
620
00:33:32,682 --> 00:33:35,207
- You don't have an alibi.
- I was home alone.
621
00:33:35,318 --> 00:33:39,345
Sleepin' in after getting
that pig pit all dug and ready and lit.
622
00:33:39,456 --> 00:33:41,424
Why would Mary Kay do this to me?
623
00:33:41,524 --> 00:33:43,856
I've been a good husband, good provider.
624
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,758
- I took two jobs.
- Two jobs?
625
00:33:46,863 --> 00:33:49,457
We only have you down
as a C.P.A. for an airline.
626
00:33:49,566 --> 00:33:53,127
Yeah, well, me and Kurt started
a side business on the Internet.
627
00:33:53,236 --> 00:33:55,830
You and Kurt Bessette
had a business together?
628
00:33:55,939 --> 00:33:58,464
Yep. It was goin' good too.
629
00:33:58,575 --> 00:34:00,975
Can you continue the business without him?
630
00:34:01,077 --> 00:34:05,275
Nah. No way. He was the entrepreneur.
I just handled the books.
631
00:34:05,381 --> 00:34:07,645
What kind of business was it?
632
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:10,116
The only kind that's recession proof.
633
00:34:12,755 --> 00:34:14,655
Sex toys.
634
00:34:17,093 --> 00:34:21,223
Guy goes into the sex toy business
with another guy...
635
00:34:21,331 --> 00:34:24,994
who commences to nail his wife and daughter.
636
00:34:29,739 --> 00:34:33,197
Probably using some of the merchandise here
to double the fun, huh?
637
00:34:36,579 --> 00:34:39,241
Bones, looks like we found the lubricant.
638
00:34:45,855 --> 00:34:47,755
Oh, my God.
639
00:34:47,857 --> 00:34:50,325
Please tell me this has
something to do with the case.
640
00:34:50,426 --> 00:34:53,486
This comprises the contents
of the Sayles family garage.
641
00:34:53,596 --> 00:34:56,190
Brennan asked me and Arastoo
to look for possible murder weapons.
642
00:34:56,299 --> 00:34:59,530
We did find the lube. It's enough
to make the whole neighborhood smile.
643
00:34:59,636 --> 00:35:02,571
And there's this.
644
00:35:02,672 --> 00:35:06,005
- Well, that looks scary.
- Wasn't a golf club.
645
00:35:06,109 --> 00:35:08,339
No brazing agent or titanium.
646
00:35:08,444 --> 00:35:11,572
- Could it have been this?
- Oh! Ouch.
647
00:35:11,681 --> 00:35:13,876
What about this lubricant?
648
00:35:13,983 --> 00:35:15,883
No. It's not the right lube.
649
00:35:15,985 --> 00:35:20,445
Lubricant in the fracture contains hexane,
silicone, mineral oil and propellant.
650
00:35:20,557 --> 00:35:23,321
Same kind used to lubricate a bicycle chain.
651
00:35:25,562 --> 00:35:27,291
I think I found the weapon.
652
00:35:27,397 --> 00:35:30,457
This point matches the puncture wound.
653
00:35:30,567 --> 00:35:32,831
There's one of those signs
on every lawn in the cul-de-sac.
654
00:35:32,936 --> 00:35:36,064
Bob Sayles is the head of the Neighborhood
Watch. He's the one that distributed the signs.
655
00:35:36,172 --> 00:35:39,107
Huh. You're gonna need
to luminol every sign on Verbena Court.
656
00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:42,610
You're gonna tell me to stop looking
through all of this stuff now, aren't you?
657
00:35:42,712 --> 00:35:45,738
I'm afraid so.
I'll go tell Booth about the lube.
658
00:35:45,848 --> 00:35:50,615
Spoilsport.
Finding likely murder weapons way too fast.
659
00:35:58,027 --> 00:36:00,222
Any blood, Hodgins?
660
00:36:12,709 --> 00:36:14,267
Nothin'?
661
00:36:33,429 --> 00:36:35,260
- Booth.
- Yeah.
662
00:36:35,365 --> 00:36:37,128
We're testing positive for blood here.
663
00:36:37,233 --> 00:36:40,361
Someone stabbed him with his own sign.
664
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:46,970
Curved, metallic object
I thought might be a golf club?
665
00:36:47,076 --> 00:36:51,445
- Her shoes.
- Silicon lubricant.
666
00:36:51,547 --> 00:36:55,506
You kicked Kurt Bessette in the head
while he was lying in the pebbles.
667
00:36:58,221 --> 00:37:00,314
You were with James Perry
and Elliot Lindbergh that morning.
668
00:37:00,423 --> 00:37:02,789
The three of you
each gave him a separate blow.
669
00:37:02,892 --> 00:37:06,157
Any one of you could've taken the saw
from the gardener's truck.
670
00:37:06,262 --> 00:37:08,560
- And the sign from his lawn.
- We have alibis.
671
00:37:08,665 --> 00:37:10,292
You're each other's alibis.
672
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,664
All three of you were together
at the time of death.
673
00:37:12,769 --> 00:37:15,067
Your alibi just turned into an anti-alibi.
674
00:37:16,906 --> 00:37:19,602
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
675
00:37:19,709 --> 00:37:22,678
- Take these three into custody, please.
- Yes, sir.
676
00:37:22,779 --> 00:37:25,543
Got it. Hands behind your back now.
677
00:37:25,648 --> 00:37:27,343
Right now. Let's go.
678
00:37:38,328 --> 00:37:41,855
Three separate injures to the body,
and three suspects.
679
00:37:41,964 --> 00:37:43,932
Access to the luau pit.
680
00:37:44,033 --> 00:37:47,161
The evidence indicates
that we caught the murderers.
681
00:37:47,270 --> 00:37:49,363
Yeah, I believe you did catch the right people.
682
00:37:49,472 --> 00:37:52,202
- Okay. Then what's your problem?
- Motive.
683
00:37:52,308 --> 00:37:55,106
James Perry was angry
that Kurt poisoned the dog.
684
00:37:55,211 --> 00:37:58,112
Elliot Lindbergh was ripped off for $5,000.
685
00:37:58,214 --> 00:38:01,706
Right. My problem is all these motives
were a long time cooking, right?
686
00:38:01,818 --> 00:38:05,584
These weapons -
a sign, the hedge trimmers, kicking him-
687
00:38:05,688 --> 00:38:09,886
all suggest heat of the moment, right,
not premeditation.
688
00:38:09,992 --> 00:38:13,086
- So you wanna know why they all snapped at that precise moment.
- Yeah, yeah.
689
00:38:13,196 --> 00:38:17,098
Now picture it.
It's dawn. Three cyclists are heading out.
690
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,896
They spot Kurt.
They approach him for some reason.
691
00:38:20,002 --> 00:38:24,234
They argue. And then,
with all this pent-up rage, they attack.
692
00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:26,308
One slice, one jab, one kick.
693
00:38:26,409 --> 00:38:30,402
They didn't know that he was full of a blood
thinner, that he would die from the assault.
694
00:38:30,513 --> 00:38:33,277
But why does this matter?
We already have the people responsible.
695
00:38:33,383 --> 00:38:35,510
'Cause it's knowledge, Dr. Brennan.
696
00:38:35,618 --> 00:38:38,052
It's insight into humans.
It's why I do what I do.
697
00:38:38,154 --> 00:38:39,917
It's a good answer, Bones.
698
00:38:41,491 --> 00:38:44,255
It was a good answer. Fine.
699
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:48,956
Okay, Kurt must've violated
some ethos of the suburbs.
700
00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:51,465
Like cheating on his wife
or ripping off his neighbors.
701
00:38:51,567 --> 00:38:54,331
Those are all accepted derivations
of the suburban ethos.
702
00:38:54,437 --> 00:38:58,134
Cam said that one of her neighbors
had his garage burned down...
703
00:38:58,241 --> 00:39:00,072
for cutting his lawn on the diagonal.
704
00:39:05,448 --> 00:39:08,611
- The windmill.
- It was the last straw.
705
00:39:08,718 --> 00:39:12,154
It's ugly, makes a horrible sound,
destroys home value.
706
00:39:12,255 --> 00:39:14,723
It's the diagonal lawn of Verbena Court.
707
00:39:19,829 --> 00:39:22,161
Okay, this is basically vodka...
708
00:39:22,265 --> 00:39:24,665
with a very, very subtle hint of pepper.
709
00:39:24,767 --> 00:39:26,667
None for me.
710
00:39:26,769 --> 00:39:28,737
Okay, it's technically illegal moonshine...
711
00:39:28,838 --> 00:39:31,306
but we are scientists honing our craft.
712
00:39:31,407 --> 00:39:33,967
- I don't drink alcohol.
- Okay. Let's have it.
713
00:39:34,076 --> 00:39:35,703
Have what?
714
00:39:35,812 --> 00:39:39,339
How do you balance an archaic religious belief
with a life devoted to science?
715
00:39:39,449 --> 00:39:41,781
This discussion is exactly
what I'd hoped to avoid.
716
00:39:41,884 --> 00:39:44,546
It's not our fault you let the accent slip.
717
00:39:44,654 --> 00:39:46,679
There's no conflict between Allah and science.
718
00:39:46,789 --> 00:39:48,950
Allah created the mystery of the world...
719
00:39:49,058 --> 00:39:51,322
and science struggles
and mostly fails to explain it.
720
00:39:51,427 --> 00:39:55,830
But the search for truth is honorable,
and I honor Allah through the search for truth.
721
00:39:55,932 --> 00:39:59,493
I get that.
But what's with the "kill the infidel" routine?
722
00:39:59,602 --> 00:40:02,503
It's times like this I wish I drank alcohol.
723
00:40:02,605 --> 00:40:04,869
Well, "fight and slay the unbeliever."
724
00:40:04,974 --> 00:40:07,807
I prefer the other option,
which is to enslave the unbeliever.
725
00:40:09,912 --> 00:40:12,142
- It's a joke.
- Ha.
726
00:40:12,248 --> 00:40:13,909
That was funny.
727
00:40:14,016 --> 00:40:17,918
- Is this part done?
- Not quite. I have one more question.
728
00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:20,989
If you took the all-time greatest
Celtics players...
729
00:40:21,090 --> 00:40:23,854
and put them against the all-time
greatest Lakers, who would win?
730
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,054
Including the years when the Lakers played
in Minneapolis? Definitely the Celtics.
731
00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:32,032
I got one. Pit the all-time greatest Christians
against the all-time greatest Muslims.
732
00:40:34,437 --> 00:40:36,564
Oh, you just got smote.
733
00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:39,531
Wow.
734
00:40:41,711 --> 00:40:44,145
This is fun. Isn't it fun?
735
00:40:44,247 --> 00:40:46,442
Yes. I'm having fun... Is he?
736
00:40:46,549 --> 00:40:49,245
Bones, you can ask him yourself.
737
00:40:49,352 --> 00:40:51,013
Hey, are you having fun?
738
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,283
Milk shakes are fun, and I'm having
a milk shake, so, yeah, I'm having fun.
739
00:40:54,390 --> 00:40:56,551
That's an excellent syllogism.
740
00:40:56,659 --> 00:40:59,719
She thinks I'm silly?
741
00:40:59,829 --> 00:41:01,956
- Wh-What's wrong?
- He needs a girlfriend.
742
00:41:02,064 --> 00:41:04,191
Well, why doesn't he have one?
743
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:08,236
I don't know. That's another thing we can't
talk about until I have hair under my arms.
744
00:41:08,337 --> 00:41:12,034
- What do you say we all go bowling and get out of here?
- Couldn't you be his girlfriend?
745
00:41:12,141 --> 00:41:14,632
- Buddy, you really gotta quit that.
- That would be inappropriate.
746
00:41:14,744 --> 00:41:17,907
- Why?
- Because...
747
00:41:18,014 --> 00:41:20,983
- We work together.
- That's a stupid reason.
748
00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:23,779
Bones, I'm really not comfortable
with the questions that you're asking.
749
00:41:23,886 --> 00:41:26,480
Could you maybe trust me for a second -
trust that I can say the right thing?
750
00:41:26,589 --> 00:41:30,650
In the time that I've been with you, I've
learned a lot about how to deal with people.
751
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,991
Your father is very, very good with people.
752
00:41:34,096 --> 00:41:38,396
- Then why doesn't he have a girlfriend?
- And we're off.
753
00:41:38,501 --> 00:41:42,096
- Okay. All right.
- Can I ask you a question?
754
00:41:42,204 --> 00:41:44,502
Why do you think your father
needs a girlfriend so much?
755
00:41:44,607 --> 00:41:48,441
Look, Bones, there's a whole gender parent
dealy-bop thing going on here.
756
00:41:48,544 --> 00:41:50,978
- You're just gonna confuse him.
- So I can have a pool.
757
00:41:51,847 --> 00:41:53,678
He doesn't sound confused.
758
00:41:53,783 --> 00:41:57,412
- A pool?
- Lasky's dad got a pool with his girlfriend.
759
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,148
Oh, you mean Lasky with the, uh, third nostril?
760
00:42:00,256 --> 00:42:04,249
Lasky's dad got a girlfriend. Then they got
married and moved to a house with a pool.
761
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:08,524
Maybe if you got married, you'd move
to a house with a pool that I could swim in.
762
00:42:08,631 --> 00:42:11,657
Well, he seems extremely clear
on why he wants you to get a girlfriend.
763
00:42:11,767 --> 00:42:15,032
I don't know why you didn't just ask him.
764
00:42:15,137 --> 00:42:19,631
So, the only reason you wanted me to get
a girlfriend was so that you could have a pool.
765
00:42:19,742 --> 00:42:22,677
Mm-hmm. Why else would I care?
766
00:42:22,778 --> 00:42:24,837
There is a pool in my building...
767
00:42:24,947 --> 00:42:28,883
- that the two of you can use, as my guests, anytime.
- Ah.
768
00:42:28,985 --> 00:42:31,385
- Awesome. That's awesome, right, Dad?
- No, not awesome.
769
00:42:31,487 --> 00:42:34,012
- Simple Socratic method of solving a problem.
- Nope.
770
00:42:34,123 --> 00:42:37,320
Mm-mmm. Parker's right.
You're awesome, Bones.
771
00:42:37,426 --> 00:42:40,054
Yeah. I'm awesome.
772
00:42:41,330 --> 00:42:43,491
Cheers.
773
00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:27,073
What's that mean?