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Awak okey?

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Ya. Maaf, cuma, mengeluh.

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Biasalah saya apabila
kena guna pemandu arah satelit.

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Ya.

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Tahu berapa banyak tuntutan insurans
melibatkan insiden pemandu arah satelit

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setiap tahun dalam kerja saya?

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Banyak. Ya, hampir suku negara ini
ada buat tuntutan itu.

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Maaf, tak boleh cakap tentang kerja.

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Itu melanggar semua peraturan
masa untuk keluarga.

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Saya gembira kita lakukannya.
Hanya kita bertiga.

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Hanya kita bertiga?

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Cuma, semasa awak cakap
waktu keluarga, saya...

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Kami dah sampai! Kami berjaya sampai!

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- Hei!
- Hei.

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Awak jemput ibu bapa awak.

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Maaf. Tak jadi masalah, bukan?

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Tak, jangan mengarut.
Tak mengapa. Tak, ia bagus.

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Bagus. Keluarga Vedge!

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Bergabung!

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- Yahu!
- Yahu!

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- Bintang pop dah datang.
- Ini dia. Menyapalah.

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- Helo.
- Hai, Lisa!

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Dia okey? Dia nampak tak sihat.

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Hei, Vedgers dan Vedgettes.

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Selamat kembali ke saluran saya.

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Saya Mark Vedge.

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Hari ini, saya disertai
tetamu yang sangat istimewa.

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Tidak.

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Namanya Russell. Secara
undang-undangnya dia ayah tiri saya,

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tapi bagi saya, dia cuma ayah.

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Dia sememangnya dungu!

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Hei, semua peminat Veggie. Apa khabar?

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"Diddling." Saya tak sangka
dia akan gunakannya. Dia gila.

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- Mereka berdua.
- Ya.

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Macam kanak-kanak.

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- Mereka memang serasi, bukan?
- Ya. Sentiasa begitu.

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Semasa dia di sekolah rendah,

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guru Mark tanya cita-citanya
apabila dia dewasa.

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Awak rasa apa yang dia jawab?

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- Usain Bolt?
- Ayah tiri.

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Betul? Apa, di usia sembilan tahun?

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Saya tahu.

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Hari ini, kita akan membuka produk
Coleman Meadowood...

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- Ya.
- ...Udara Premier. Boleh tolong?

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- Beratnya.
- Khemah udara premier.

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Kita akan membukanya nanti
dan mengulas Sunshine...

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Tinggi sedikit, sayang.

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Tandas perkhemahan mudah alih
20 liter Sunshine.

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Bocoran awal ia cantik.

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Saya tak sabar.

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Kita dapat untung besar, bukan?
Daripada segi pasangan.

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Dah sedia nak pasang, bukan?

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Kita sangat serupa.

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Betul?

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Cara dia sayangkan Poppy.
Macam dia ayah kandungnya.

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Ya, Poppy sangat sayangkan dia.

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Dia memang ayahnya, bukan?

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Betul, bukan?

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Ya.

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Baiknya awak dan Mark
jemput kami sertai kamu begini.

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Ya. Sudah tentu.

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Semasa Mark kecil,
kami selalu berkhemah di Perancis.

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Tempat yang indah.

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Languedoc-Roussillon.

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Poppy pasti sukakannya.

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Awak patut cadangkannya. Dia pasti teruja.

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Ya. Mungkin tahun depan.

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Languedoc-Roussillon. Ya, cubalah sebut.

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- Languedo...
- Languedoc.

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- Languedoc.
- Bukan. Languedoc.

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Saya yakin dia faham maksud saya,

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- bukan?
- Tolonglah.

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Sesuatu yang berbaloi
perlu dibuat dengan betul.

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- Kita sebut satu-satu, boleh? Okey?
- Okey. Ya, mari lakukannya.

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- Langue.
- Langue.

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Tak, dengar. Langue.

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- Langue.
- Betul.

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Kemudian. Ngue.

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Ngue.

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- Ngue.
- Ngue.

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Dengar. Ngue.

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- Ngue.
- Ngue. Ya. Bagus.

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Sekarang, doc.

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- Doc.
- Nampak? Saya tahu awak boleh buat.

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- Baiklah, sekarang. Roussillon. Ya.
- Beginilah.

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Saya nak bawa ini
sebab saya nak buang air kecil.

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Bagus. Perlu ada orang gunanya

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- untuk diulas dalam video.
- Tak nak, sayang.

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Tolonglah. Hanya perlukan
sedikit maklumat. Ia selesa?

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- Tak, sayang, cukup. Tak nak!
- Ia penuh terlalu cepat,

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- mula menyentuh...
- Menjijikkan. Tak nak, Veggie.

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Pengepam yang bagus.

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Siapa saya?

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<i>Oh Tuhan. Awak tidur?</i>

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Saya tak pasti jika awak akan jawab.

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Saya fikir awak mungkin
masih marahkan saya.

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Marah tentang apa?

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Saya tak beritahu awak tentang Chloe.

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Ya. Saya terlupa tentangnya.

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Saya benar-benar minta maaf.

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Ya, saya tahu awak kesal.

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<i>Dah pukul berapa?</i>

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Baru lepas pukul 9:00.

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- Malam?
- <i>Ya.</i>

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- Baguslah. Maksudnya dia dah tiada.
- <i>Siapa yang tiada?</i>

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<i>Pembina. Akhirnya tuan rumah
gantikan jubin dalam tandas.</i>

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Ada lelaki bernama, Rick, Ralph, Ron
sesuatu seperti itu.

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<i>Dia datang pukul 7:00 pagi tadi. Ia teruk.</i>

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<i>Awak tahu saya tak boleh berkomunikasi
dengan manusia sebenar,</i>

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<i>khususnya orang yang tahu
cara gunakan alatan.</i>

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Awak tonton perlawanan malam tadi?

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Ya, tak, saya takkan...
Ya, saya takkan terlepas.

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Ya. Arsenal main dengan bagus, bukan?

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Ya.

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Mereka sekumpulan lelaki yang bagus.

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Saya kasihankan Salah.

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- Betul, bukan?
- Ia bukan ofsaid.

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Ofsaid? Tidak.

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Ya, dia tak sentuh bahagian tepi.
Tak menghampirinya.

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- Awak tak tonton perlawanan, bukan?
- Tak. Maaf.

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Sukan bersentuhan buat saya takut, jadi...

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Saya cuma...

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<i>Jadi, saya buat perkara yang logik.</i>

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<i>Saya minum sebotol ubat batuk</i>

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<i>dan tidur sehinggalah dia pulang.</i>

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Bazirkan sehari, bukan?

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<i>Ya. Bercakap tentang bazirkan sehari,
bagaimana dengan perkhemahan?</i>

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<i>Saya berseronok.</i>

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Bagaimana? Boleh percaya?

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Langsung tak boleh percaya.

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Jika awak tak suka berkhemah,
kenapa setuju untuk pergi?

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<i>Sebab Veggie sukakannya.</i>

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Saya fikir pasti bagus untuk kami bertiga.

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Tapi Veggie ajak ibu dan bapanya.

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Apa,
Ibu dan ayah Veggie orang yang bagaimana?

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<i>Ayah tirinya baik. Menarik.</i>

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Betul? Ibu... ibunya pula?

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Christine baik.

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<i>Dia sangat positif.</i>

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Sebenarnya dia orang yang sangat baik,

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dan saya bencikannya.

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Itu jadikan saya orang yang teruk?

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Saya pernah cakap sebelum ini, awak teruk.
Orang lain pun tahu.

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- Apa itu?
<i>- Apa itu?</i>

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Bunyinya macam kaki.

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- Oh Tuhan. Macam dalam filem.
- Masih ada banyak kemungkinan.

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Helo? Ada sesiapa di sana?

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- Apa itu?
- <i>Tak tahu, saya tak nampak.</i>

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- <i>Oh Tuhan!</i>
- Apa?

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<i>Oh Tuhan, ada sekumpulan lembu.</i>

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Lembu?

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Lembu menyerang?

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<i>Tak, sudah tentu tidak.</i>

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Sebenarnya, saya tak tahu.
Tunggu sekejap. Biar saya periksa.

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<i>"Lembu menyerang?" Okey.</i>

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Ya, ia menyerang. Ia juga membunuh.

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Apa?

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<i>Danny!</i>

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<i>Danny!</i>

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- <i>Saya perlu telefon semula.</i>
- Jangan, awak tak boleh letak telefon!

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<i>Jangan, Danny, ia sangat menakut...</i>

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Helo.

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<i>Suatu masa dahulu
Aku jatuh cinta</i>

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<i>Sekarang aku kecewa</i>

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<i>Tiada apa aku mampu buat
Hatiku hancur berderai</i>

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- Helo?
- Awak okey?

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Awak masih belum balik?

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Ya, saya fikir nak teruskan kerja.

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Cuba siapkannya sekali gus...
Melainkan ada masalah.

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Sebenarnya, saya cuma,

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Ya, tak, jubin yang cantik.

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Saya ada jubin yang sama
dalam bilik mandi saya.

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Pasangan saya yang pilih.

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Selalu ada cita rasa yang hebat.

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Apa pun, dah nak siap.

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Baguslah.

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Awak nak secawan teh?

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Ya. Boleh juga, terima kasih.

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Hai, En. Lembu.

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Leese?

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- Awak okey?
- Okey.

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Awak mengelak siapa?

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Tak, sayang.
Saya cuma nak bersendirian.

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Dengan lembu?

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Ya.

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Ya, lembu-lembu ini tiba-tiba muncul.

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Sama macam orang lain hujung minggu ini.

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Leese, saya minta maaf.
Saya tak berfikir.

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Ia tak jadi masalah
apabila mereka ada di sini, bukan?

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Saya, tak boleh suruh mereka balik.

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Tak, sudah tentu tak jadi masalah.

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Saya suka Russell.

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Christine juga.

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Saya cuma, fikir kita akan habiskan
waktu berkualiti bersama.

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Masih boleh. Bagaimana jika saya
tempah meja di pub yang kita lalu tadi?

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Untuk malam esok. Kita bertiga saja.

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- Serius?
- Ya, sudah tentu.

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Ibu dan ayah pasti tak kisah
duduk di meja lain.

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Ya. Okey. Ya. Idea yang bagus.

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Bagus. Kita patut ke khemah semula?

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Ya, mari pulang ke khemah. Ya.

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Saya nak cakap,

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melihat awak pakai anorak,
bawa tandas mudah alih...

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- Sudahlah.
- ...awak sangat seksi.

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Alamak!

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Sayang. Kaki awak cedera?

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Ya, buku lali. Terseliuh.

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- Terseliuh? Buku lali itu?
- Ya.

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- Tak mungkin.
- Apa?

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Percayakan ahli fisioterapi terlatih.

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Tertarik? Mungkin. Lebam? Mungkin.

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Terseliuh? Tak.
Awak akan tahu jika awak terseliuh.

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Saya tahu. Buku lali saya terseliuh.

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Tak, awak pasti akan tahu.

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Ya. Saya tahu ia terseliuh.

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Tak, maksud saya awak akan tahu.

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- Saya tahu ia terseliuh.
- Okey.

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- Tapi awak pasti tahu.
- Bagaimana jika kita tidur?

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- Boleh?
- Ya. Okey.

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Selamat malam, mak.

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SIMPTOM PERUBATAN BAHARU
SIMPTOM BUKU LALI TERSELIUH

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Lembu-lembu itu boleh bunuh saya.

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Dia masih di sini.

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<i>Apa? Siapa masih di sana?</i>

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Rick. Atau Ralph.
Atau apa saja namanya. Pembina itu.

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- Dia masih di sana?
- Ya, pelik, bukan?

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Danny, itu sangat aneh.

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Apa saya patut buat? Saya tak boleh
minum sebotol ubat batuk lagi.

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Ubat saya dah habis.

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- <i>Apa itu?</i>
- Entahlah. Saya telefon semula nanti.

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Helo.

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Maaf. Ia, terlepas dari tangan saya.

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Tak mengapa. Ia cuma jubin.

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Tak, ia bukan hanya jubin.
Ia lebih daripada itu!

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Maaf. Saya tak tahu kenapa saya marah.

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Ya, dah banyak yang saya turap.

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Ia, sedang mengering, jadi...

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Tak, saya cakap saya takkan menangis.

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Saya takkan menangis.

241
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Ya. Tolong jangan begitu.
Jangan menangis, pembina.

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Maaf. Cuma,

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saya dan suami saya, Chris,
kami bergaduh teruk.

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Dia nak saya jadi orang yang dia nak.

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Tapi saya tak nak buat begitu.
Saya takkan buat begitu, Danny.

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Ya, jangan.

247
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Saya suka bola sepak.
Ia jadikan saya tak sofistikated?

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- Tak, betul.
- Tak.

249
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Saya suka opera sama macam orang lain.

250
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Saya cuma cakap tiketnya agak mahal.

251
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Itu jadikan saya orang tak beradab?

252
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- Tak!
- Tak, memang tak.

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Jika awak nak beli satu set kerusi patio,

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kenapa perlu beli kerusi rotan?

255
00:13:05,579 --> 00:13:07,789
Plastik takkan reput, bukan?

256
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- Tak reput.
- Tak reput.

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Dia gelar saya orang zaman batu berbudaya.

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Awak percaya?

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Sebenarnya, saya tak percaya
dengan apa yang sedang berlaku sekarang.

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Saya tak nak balik malam ini.

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Selepas perkara kejam
yang dia cakap kepada saya.

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00:13:32,147 --> 00:13:33,273
Dia akan bermalam di situ?

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Ya, saya tak boleh biarkan dia
tidur dalam van, bukan?

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00:13:35,275 --> 00:13:37,652
- <i>Dia di mana sekarang?</i>
- Dia sedang meridap.

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Saya rasa semua jubin
dan tangisan itu buat dia penat.

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- Saya akan telefon semula.
- Okey.

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Tak boleh tidur?

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- Saya pun sama.
- Ya. Nak hirup udara segar.

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Bagaimana dengan buku lali awak?

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Masih terseliuh.

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Okey.

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Ada ruang untuk seorang lagi?

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Saya nak buang air kecil.

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Cinta itu hebat, bukan?

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Kami tak pernah berenggang walaupun sehari
selepas kami berjumpa.

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Dia juga pegang tangan saya
sepanjang histerektomi.

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Selepas saya sertai
firma yang sama dengannya,

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saya fikir, "Ya."

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Balik rumah, tulis pada sekeping kertas,
"Saya akan kahwini Russell."

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Tampal di dinding.

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Apabila awak luahkan apa yang awak nak
di alam semesta ini,

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alam semesta akan jawab.

283
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Cara berfikir yang hebat.

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Awak fikir selepas berkahwin selama ini,
hubungan seks akan bermasalah.

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Oh Tuhan.

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- Tak?
- Tak.

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- Tak.
- Tak?

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Tak, ia semakin bebas.

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Apabila percaya seseorang,

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awak boleh bereksperimen.

291
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Awak boleh cuba semuanya.

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Ke mana Russell pergi?

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- Berparti tanpa saya?
- Marilah. Hei.

294
00:15:08,743 --> 00:15:11,371
Russell dah selesai buang air kecil.

295
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Lihatlah kita
berjaga sehingga lewat malam.

296
00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:17,544
Tahu apa yang kita patut buat?

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- Kita patut main...
- Jangan.

298
00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:22,132
Veggie-Veggie-Bing-Bong!

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- Ya!
- Ya?

300
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:27,304
- Ya.
- Ya! Ayuh!

301
00:15:28,054 --> 00:15:29,556
<i>Apa itu Veggie-Veggie-Bing-Bong?</i>

302
00:15:29,556 --> 00:15:31,766
Ia permainan keluarga yang mereka reka.

303
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,935
- <i>Apa peraturannya?</i>
- Entahlah.

304
00:15:33,935 --> 00:15:36,062
Dah berkali-kali mereka terangkan
kepada saya,

305
00:15:36,062 --> 00:15:37,772
dan ia tetap tak masuk akal.

306
00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:38,857
Terangkan kepada saya...

307
00:15:38,857 --> 00:15:41,484
Okey. Ini yang saya faham.

308
00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:43,320
Makan ham!

309
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,738
<i>Ia melibatkan ham.</i>

310
00:15:44,738 --> 00:15:46,156
Itu saja yang awak ingat? Ham?

311
00:15:46,156 --> 00:15:49,492
Ya. Mereka campak ham.
Tak tahu kenapa. Mereka buat begitu.

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Pasti ada sebab.

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00:15:51,912 --> 00:15:52,746
Rich?

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00:15:52,746 --> 00:15:53,663
<i>Siapa itu?</i>

315
00:15:53,663 --> 00:15:56,249
Rich, ini Chris.
Saya cuma nak bercakap.

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00:15:56,249 --> 00:15:59,085
- Hei, tunggu, apa berlaku?
- Rich, tolonglah.

317
00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:02,839
- Rich, siapa?
- Jawapan yang bagus.

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00:16:02,839 --> 00:16:04,090
Rich, saya tahu awak ada di dalam.

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00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:06,009
Bagaimana awak tahu dia ada di sini?

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00:16:06,009 --> 00:16:07,594
Ya, bagaimana awak tahu
saya ada di sini?

321
00:16:07,594 --> 00:16:11,056
Saya kesan GPS di telefon awak
dan van awak ada di luar.

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00:16:11,056 --> 00:16:12,432
Awak juga baru saja bercakap.

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00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:15,060
Ini mengarut. Benarkan saya masuk.

324
00:16:16,102 --> 00:16:17,145
Apa saya patut buat?

325
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,484
- Apa dia patut buat?
- Cakap dengannya.

326
00:16:22,484 --> 00:16:24,277
Dia dalam kesedihan. Awak tak dengar?

327
00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:26,488
Kesedihan ini. Awak perlu...

328
00:16:26,488 --> 00:16:28,156
Kamu perlu berbincang.

329
00:16:28,156 --> 00:16:32,702
Sekejap! Saya nak pakai baju.

330
00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:37,123
Danny, saya perlu letak.
Mereka dah bersedia untuk bermain.

331
00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:41,127
Ya. Tinggalkan saya di tengah-tengah
sesi terapi <i>Love Island</i>.

332
00:16:43,588 --> 00:16:44,548
- Hai.
- Hai.

333
00:16:44,548 --> 00:16:45,549
Danny.

334
00:16:45,549 --> 00:16:47,259
Awak bersembunyi daripada saya sekarang?

335
00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:49,928
Mungkin kamu tak nak diganggu? Ya.

336
00:16:49,928 --> 00:16:51,137
Saya tak nak dengar.

337
00:16:53,056 --> 00:16:55,308
Veg.

338
00:16:55,308 --> 00:16:57,060
Awak perlu bantu saya
menang permainan ini.

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00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:59,437
Kita boleh bentuk sekutu.
Kita boleh saling membantu.

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00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:02,524
Lisa, itu menipu.
Awak tahu saya tak boleh buat begitu.

341
00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:03,858
Ia melanggar setiap klausa

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00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:05,944
- kod Keluarga Vedge.
- Veggie.

343
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:07,821
Maaf.

344
00:17:07,821 --> 00:17:09,948
Sekurang-kurangnya jangan campak
ham terlalu kuat kepada saya.

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00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:11,032
Saya akan cuba.

346
00:17:12,993 --> 00:17:14,119
Dengar.

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00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,996
- Saya tonton <i>The Marriage of Figaro</i>.
- Ya.

348
00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,455
- <i>The Magic Flute.</i>
- Ya.

349
00:17:17,455 --> 00:17:18,872
<i>Saya berseronok? Tak.</i>

350
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,376
<i>Setiap kali saya fikir mereka
makin tenang, mereka makin kuat.</i>

351
00:17:21,376 --> 00:17:24,420
- <i>Apa pun, bagaimana permainan awak?</i>
- Masih belum mula.

352
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:27,090
Danny, saya tak suka
permainan ini. Saya asyik kalah.

353
00:17:30,844 --> 00:17:31,970
Mungkin awak boleh tolong saya.

354
00:17:32,596 --> 00:17:34,598
- Sekejap. Bagaimana?
- Ya, itu dia.

355
00:17:34,598 --> 00:17:36,850
Veggie-Veggie-Bing-Bong.
Awak akan bantu saya menanginya.

356
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:39,269
Tak tahu jika saya boleh tolong, Leese.
Ada pasangan bercinta di sini.

357
00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:40,478
Tolonglah, Danny.

358
00:17:40,478 --> 00:17:43,273
Christine selalu kalahkan saya.
Saya cuma perlu kalahkan dia sekali.

359
00:17:43,273 --> 00:17:44,357
Tolonglah saya.

360
00:17:44,941 --> 00:17:47,903
Okey. Tapi selepas ini
saya dah tak nak tolong orang, okey?

361
00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:49,863
Okey. Jangan letak telefon. Okey.

362
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:54,159
Awak okey? Perlu bantuan?

363
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,077
11:58 MALAM

364
00:17:56,077 --> 00:17:57,871
Okey. Tangan T. rex dah dipasang.

365
00:17:57,871 --> 00:17:59,331
Telur raptor digris.

366
00:17:59,331 --> 00:18:02,042
Gunung dinosaur dibina.

367
00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:06,963
Baiklah, ayuh, Keluarga Vedge.
Ayuh! Ini dia!

368
00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:09,216
Hei, angkat sedikit.

369
00:18:11,343 --> 00:18:12,844
- Lebih jelas?
- Ya, bagus.

370
00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:14,638
Sudah sedia?

371
00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:18,433
- Ayuh. Trak Sampah Dinosaur!
- Ya!

372
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:20,727
Ayuh.

373
00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:22,020
Ayuh, awak boleh buat.

374
00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:25,899
- Ya!
- Veggie-Veggie!

375
00:18:25,899 --> 00:18:26,983
Bing-bong!

376
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,945
Oh Tuhan, ia macam futej SEAL
semasa mereka tangkap Osama Bin Laden.

377
00:18:29,945 --> 00:18:31,279
<i>Dia datang!</i>

378
00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:32,864
Cuma ini sangat berbeza.

379
00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:35,617
<i>Itu tembikai jenis apa?</i>

380
00:18:35,617 --> 00:18:38,036
- Tembikai susu. Ow.
- Apa yang menutupnya?

381
00:18:38,036 --> 00:18:39,204
Entahlah.

382
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:40,622
Rasanya krim salad.

383
00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:42,040
Awak boleh buat!

384
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,709
Mereka pasti bawa sebab fikir akan main
Trak Sampah Dinosaur.

385
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:47,462
- Ya! Bing-bong!
- Ya. Ayuh.

386
00:18:47,462 --> 00:18:48,880
Ya. Awak boleh.

387
00:18:53,093 --> 00:18:53,927
Sayangnya, bukan?

388
00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:56,513
Makan ham.

389
00:18:56,513 --> 00:19:00,016
- Ya. Makan ham.
- Ya!

390
00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:02,769
Dan dia buat dengan sangat bagus
dengan buku lali yang lebam.

391
00:19:02,769 --> 00:19:04,187
Ia terseliuh.

392
00:19:04,187 --> 00:19:06,189
Baiklah, masa kuiz.

393
00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:09,568
Saya perlu akui permainan ini agak bagus.

394
00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:12,112
12:24 TENGAH MALAM

395
00:19:12,112 --> 00:19:15,156
Baiklah, siapa pengarah <i>Avatar</i>?

396
00:19:15,156 --> 00:19:18,159
Saya tahu. James Cameron.

397
00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:20,412
- Salah, itu Berlin Wall.
- <i>Apa?</i>

398
00:19:20,412 --> 00:19:23,540
- Jawapan yang salah!
- Maaf.

399
00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:25,375
Kenapa?

400
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:28,336
Daripada yang saya nampak,
Russell letak ibu jari di keningnya

401
00:19:28,336 --> 00:19:29,629
dan dua jari dalam poket.

402
00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:32,340
Maksudnya ia peraturan
"tiga soalan yang lepas".

403
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,051
Tiga soalan yang lepas,
jawapannya Berlin Wall.

404
00:19:35,886 --> 00:19:37,304
Makan ham!

405
00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:41,808
Saya akan makan seekor khinzir malam ini.

406
00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:43,101
12:51 TENGAH MALAM

407
00:19:43,101 --> 00:19:46,104
Dengar, saya tahu Christine mendahului,
tapi saya tak tahu caranya.

408
00:19:46,104 --> 00:19:47,772
Sebab dia Bobbywallet pusingan akhir.

409
00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:49,399
Banyak pusingan? Apa...

410
00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,151
- Ada banyak pusingan?
- Ya, ada 17 pusingan.

411
00:19:51,151 --> 00:19:52,152
Ia permainan yang bagus.

412
00:19:52,152 --> 00:19:54,029
<i>Apa maksud awak 17 pusingan?
Bagaimana awak tahu?</i>

413
00:19:54,029 --> 00:19:56,281
Awak okey? Hai, Danny.

414
00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:57,574
Hei, Veg.

415
00:19:57,574 --> 00:19:58,909
Kita sambung nanti.

416
00:19:58,909 --> 00:20:00,911
Saya boleh suruh mereka berhenti
campak ham jika awak nak.

417
00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:03,830
- Saya boleh cakap awak vegetarian.
- Sejak lima minit tadi?

418
00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:04,748
Betul juga.

419
00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:08,043
Saya boleh makan ham untuk awak.
Okey? Biar saya jadi wakil ham awak.

420
00:20:08,043 --> 00:20:10,253
- Wakil ham saya?
- Ya. Saya tak kisah.

421
00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:12,005
Protein tambahan, bukan?

422
00:20:13,173 --> 00:20:14,341
Terima kasih, Veg.

423
00:20:17,302 --> 00:20:19,346
Tak. Jangan geletek.

424
00:20:19,346 --> 00:20:23,808
- Veggie!
- Baiklah, semua, separuh masa selesai.

425
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,310
Mulakannya!

426
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:30,482
Saya hargai awak
dan siapa awak sekarang

427
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:33,026
dan semua saat kita mulai sekarang.

428
00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:35,028
- Mari sini.
- Sudahlah.

429
00:20:46,998 --> 00:20:49,626
- Itu pun dia. Penyelamat kita.
- Ya.

430
00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:51,795
Tak. Sebenarnya,
saya gembira kamu dah berbaik.

431
00:20:51,795 --> 00:20:53,630
- Ya. Saya tak ingat...
- Ya.

432
00:20:53,630 --> 00:20:55,048
...kami bergaduh sebab apa.

433
00:20:55,549 --> 00:20:58,593
Saya akan belikan tiket bermusim supaya
dia boleh tonton bola sepak dengan saya.

434
00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:01,429
- Betul, bukan?
- Ya. Akan ditentukan semula.

435
00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:04,683
- Ya. Maaf. Ya. Akan ditentukan semula.
- Akan ditentukan semula.

436
00:21:05,892 --> 00:21:08,144
Kami nak minum.

437
00:21:08,144 --> 00:21:09,854
- Ia hari yang teruk.
- Oh Tuhan.

438
00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:11,523
Okey, baguslah.

439
00:21:15,569 --> 00:21:16,653
Awak ada amaretto?

440
00:21:17,237 --> 00:21:23,410
Lisa, beritahu saya,
siapa makan pir dalam taman ahli sihir?

441
00:21:26,871 --> 00:21:28,373
- Saya tak tahu.
- Awak tahu.

442
00:21:28,373 --> 00:21:30,333
- Jelas sekali Christine.
- Saya fikir Veggie.

443
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,335
Tak, dia Bayi Bawang.

444
00:21:32,335 --> 00:21:34,254
Oh Tuhan, kenapa saya menipu?

445
00:21:34,254 --> 00:21:36,715
Ya. Christine orangnya. Sebut Christine.

446
00:21:38,341 --> 00:21:39,175
Christine?

447
00:21:39,175 --> 00:21:40,802
- Betul!
- Betul!

448
00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:43,972
Wah! Bagus.

449
00:21:43,972 --> 00:21:45,140
Bagus.

450
00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:49,311
Christine dan Lisa seri di tempat pertama.

451
00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,605
Jadi, ada pemutus seri.

452
00:21:51,605 --> 00:21:52,814
Ini dia.

453
00:21:55,358 --> 00:22:01,114
Untuk menang,
siapa yang menang Perang Dunia Kedua?

454
00:22:01,114 --> 00:22:02,574
- Kings of Leon!
- Betul?

455
00:22:02,574 --> 00:22:05,327
Entahlah, tapi mereka keluarkan
album yang sangat bagus.

456
00:22:05,327 --> 00:22:07,495
- Betul.
- Sekejap. Lihat Russell.

457
00:22:07,495 --> 00:22:09,873
Ia peraturan jawapan "tiga soalan lepas".
Dia menang.

458
00:22:09,873 --> 00:22:11,082
Betul!

459
00:22:13,335 --> 00:22:14,419
Yahu!

460
00:22:14,419 --> 00:22:16,880
- Awak berjaya. Awak bijak.
- Dia berjaya.

461
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,048
Awak tak perlukan bantuan saya.

462
00:22:19,424 --> 00:22:20,258
Terima kasih, Veggie.

463
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:25,805
Bagusnya! Ya!

464
00:22:29,184 --> 00:22:31,353
- Dia berjaya.
- Oh Tuhan. Syabas!

465
00:22:31,353 --> 00:22:34,522
- Ya. Syabas.
- Bagus untuk awak! Ya!

466
00:22:39,611 --> 00:22:43,073
Siapa ketua tong sampah?

467
00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:46,117
Baiklah, ini tak masuk akal.
Saya fikir permainan dah tamat.

468
00:22:46,868 --> 00:22:48,828
- Upacara penutupan.
- Sudah tentu.

469
00:22:55,544 --> 00:22:56,545
Kami nak beredar.

470
00:22:57,796 --> 00:23:01,007
Saya rasa awak tak faham
betapa pentingnya ia untuk saya, Danny.

471
00:23:01,007 --> 00:23:02,634
Saya akan masukkannya dalam CV.

472
00:23:02,634 --> 00:23:04,010
Awak ingat yang awak menipu?

473
00:23:04,010 --> 00:23:05,595
<i>Ya, tapi bukan untuk soalan terakhir.</i>

474
00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:08,390
<i>Rasanya tidak. Syabas sebab perasan
peraturan "tiga soalan lepas."</i>

475
00:23:08,390 --> 00:23:11,685
- <i>Itu bagus.</i>
- Nampak? Saya pernah dengar cakap awak.

476
00:23:12,352 --> 00:23:13,687
Saya menang!

477
00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:18,316
- Saya menang.
- Awak menang.

478
00:23:21,736 --> 00:23:24,739
- <i>Saya patut letak telefon.</i>
- Okey. Selamat malam.

479
00:23:24,739 --> 00:23:25,824
Selamat malam, juara.

480
00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:29,077
Selamat tinggal.

481
00:23:31,454 --> 00:23:34,624
- Kemenangan hebat.
- Terima kasih.

482
00:23:36,710 --> 00:23:39,254
Saya harap awak akan ajar Poppy
main permainan itu.

483
00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:42,048
Serta anak awak dan Marky,

484
00:23:42,549 --> 00:23:43,633
apabila masanya tiba.

485
00:23:44,968 --> 00:23:47,429
Nampaknya ia akan berlaku tak lama lagi.

486
00:23:49,848 --> 00:23:51,057
Apa?

487
00:23:51,766 --> 00:23:54,394
Bila-bila masa dari sekarang.

488
00:23:55,061 --> 00:23:56,563
Bila-bila masa, apa?

489
00:23:57,314 --> 00:23:58,356
Sehingga ia berlaku.

490
00:23:59,065 --> 00:24:00,191
Sehingga apa berlaku?

491
00:24:01,735 --> 00:24:03,862
Sehingga seseorang melamar.

492
00:24:06,948 --> 00:24:08,658
Apa yang
dua wanita kegemaran saya bualkan?

493
00:24:09,534 --> 00:24:10,368
Tiada apa-apa.

494
00:24:11,036 --> 00:24:13,538
Baiklah. Jumpa pagi nanti.

495
00:24:13,538 --> 00:24:14,998
- Okey.
- Selamat malam.

496
00:24:14,998 --> 00:24:16,082
Selamat malam.

497
00:24:18,293 --> 00:24:20,212
Rasanya saya nak masuk tidur. Awak?

498
00:24:20,212 --> 00:24:22,130
Ya. Saya akan masuk sekejap lagi.

499
00:24:23,298 --> 00:24:26,176
Baguslah. Okey.

500
00:24:39,898 --> 00:24:42,567
Baguslah. Buku lali awak dah sembuh.

501
00:24:43,944 --> 00:24:45,278
Ya.

502
00:25:44,713 --> 00:25:46,715
Terjemahan sari kata oleh Hani Hamid