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Bodoh. Saya tak nak kahwin dengan awak!
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Apa awak buat jika berdepan
dengan situasi begini?
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Aduhai!
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JANGAN PILIH PEDRO
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DIARI JULIA JONES
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Ke hadapan Diari, aku mengigau lagi.
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176 KG
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Aku takkan dapat berkahwin.
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L
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Mungkin aku ditakdirkan
menjadi anak dara tua…
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yang penemannya hanyalah
sejumlah kucing yang tak masuk akal.
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Tak, aku takkan jadi begitu!
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Aku yakin ada cinta sejati.
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Penyelamat aku ada di luar sana
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dan aku akan cari dia.
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Alamak!
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{\an8}KEDAI MAKAN ORANG GREEK
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Hai, ayah.
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Begini, Julia.
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Bila kamu nak cari suami?
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Kamu nampak tua, gemuk dan melendut.
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Tahi lalat pada tangan
daH tumbuh tahi lalat.
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Mari kita semburkan humus.
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Menyembuhkan.
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Sayang, kamu kena cari lelaki.
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Bagi melindungi warisan orang Greek…
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Ya dan warisan saya juga?
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Jangan lupa. Kamu kacukan orang India.
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- Betul cakap mak kamu.
- Kak, kita kacukan orang Jepun.
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Juga Yahudi.
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Jadi, saya kena berkahwin dengan lelaki
kacukan Greek, India, Jepun, Yahudi?
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Cara kamu macam susah nak cari.
Lihat sekeliling.
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Ada di mana-mana.
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Nicky!
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Awak Greek?
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Ya, termasuk India, Jepun dan Yahudi.
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Nak keluar dengan anak saya?
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Tak, saya tak suka rambut merah.
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Ayah, saya tahu saya tak cantik,
tapi saya takkan berkahwin.
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Saya hormati warisan kita,
tapi saya rasa cinta itu buta.
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Cinta sejati saya ada di luar sana.
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Tak boleh! Sambung kerja.
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Kopi?
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- Nak tambah kopi?
- Ya.
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Bagus. Saya memang nak…
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tambah kopi lagi, sebenarnya.
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Siap.
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Siap!
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- Okey.
- Siap!
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Saya datang!
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RASA SUNYI?
HITCH BOLEH CARIKAN TEMAN
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HITCH - DOKTOR JANJI TEMU
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Alamak, tak boleh!
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- Awak Hitch?
- Awak ada masalah dengan itu?
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Tolonglah, saya terdesak.
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Saya tak dapat bantu awak.
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Aduhai. Masuklah.
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Terima kasih. Saya dengar awak terbaik.
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Mestilah saya terbaik.
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Tengok semua pasangan bahagia ini.
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Ada Brat dan Jen.
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Jessica, Nick.
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Ben dan Gwen.
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Ben dan Jen.
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Ben dan Jen.
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Ben dan Matt.
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Whitney, Bobby.
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Kobe dan Shaq.
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Ellen dan Anne.
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Saya jodohkan mereka.
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Saya suka seorang pelanggan lelaki.
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Kami saling terpaku.
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Apa dah jadi?
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Saya pusing dan dia hilang.
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Mungkin dia ternampak awak dan lari.
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Apa kata luaskan pencarian daripada dia
kepada mana-mana lelaki Hitam?
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- Okey.
- 8 daripada 10 lelaki percaya
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ciuman pertama menceritakan
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semua tentang perhubungan.
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Jadi, kita buat ujian sebelum mula.
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Busuknya mulut awak!
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Ada makanan terselit.
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Kepak ayam?
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Rangup lebih? Biar betul!
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Alamak!
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Lepaskan saya! Awak laparkah?
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Saya tak guna.
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Saya takkan jumpa jejaka idaman saya.
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Saya faham.
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- Rancangan realiti?
- Di sini ada jejaka idaman.
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BUJANG TERLAJAK
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Katanya saya kena cantik.
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Awak cantik. Bolehlah.
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Satu-satunya cara untuk menyertainya
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adalah jika awak tukar saya
menjadi seorang puteri.
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Jom kita buat.
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Kawan-kawan!
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TEMPAH KHAS WEST SIDE
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Kerjakan dia!
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Hei!
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- Hore!
- Hore!
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MAKANAN TAK SEDAP
MAYONIS
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Wah, awak dah cantik!
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Baiklah, awak boleh menyertainya.
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Selamat malam.
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Selamat menyertai
Bujang Terlajak, Edisi Terdesak.
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Apabila episod ini tamat,
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seorang yang bertuah
akan dipilih oleh seorang lelaki bujang
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untuk keluar janji temu idaman.
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Mari jumpa dia.
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Dia doktor yang selalu berasmara.
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Semua, izinkan saya
memperkenalkan orangnya.
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- Selamat berkenalan.
- Hai.
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Helo, saya Grant.
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- Hai.
- Hai.
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- Saya Grant.
- Hai, Grant.
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Selamat berkenalan.
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Saya Julia.
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Selamat berkenalan.
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Grant, sekarang pusingan penyingkiran.
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Sila singkir gadis
yang awak tak berkenan.
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Siapa akan tersingkir?
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Sasaran yang baik. Pandai menilai.
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Sudi awak terima bunga ros ini?
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Sudi.
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Kamu berdua, tahniah.
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Kamu memenangi makan malam
untuk dua orang di Restoran A.
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Restoran A!
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Terima kasih!
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RESTORAN A
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Ya, begitulah.
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Ya Tuhan!
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Oh, ya!
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Ya.
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Ya.
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Ya!
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Ya!
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Ya!
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Oh, ya!
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Oh, ya!
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Ya!
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Ya!
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Ya!
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Ya!
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Ya!
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Ya!
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Ya Tuhan!
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Aduhai.
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Encik nak kepingan daging babi?
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- Ya.
- Baiklah.
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Sama.
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Ceritakan tentang diri awak.
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Saya cuma pelayan kedai.
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Tapi saya nak belajar jadi cef pastri.
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Hai, nama saya Julia Jones.
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Untuk esei kemasukan,
saya akan tunjukkan kepada anda di Harvard
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kenapa saya akan jadi
seorang cef pastri yang hebat.
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JULIA DAH GILA
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Kebetulan.
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Saya suka pai.
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- Saya nak bawa awak makan…
- Pai humus?
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Pernah ke sana?
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Itu resipi saya.
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Ceritalah tentang diri awak.
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Seperti apa lagu cinta kegemaran awak?
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Agak sudah basi.
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Jangan begitu.
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Awak pelayan itu.
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Awak dah berubah.
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Saya melalui satu fasa.
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Dulu saya hodoh.
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Saya tak ingat awak hodoh.
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Tapi saya ingat awak.
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Saya tak dapat jelaskan, tapi apabila
bersama awak, saya bersemangat.
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- Saya juga.
- Terasa nak menjerit, memekik dan…
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Lawan gelandangan?
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Julia?
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Marilah!
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Ya!
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Ya!
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Ya!
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Oh, ya!
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Tadi menakjubkan.
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Memanglah.
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Dia berpura-pura, Grant.
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Tapi saya tak berpura-pura.
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Oh, tidak!
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HOTEL KETAM
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PELUNTUR
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SALAP VINAIGRETTE DOUCHE
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Oh, tidak!
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Tidak!
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- Berdenyut.
- Grant,
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nak tak awak jumpa ibu bapa saya?
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Jadi, Grant…
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- Pernah meniduri sesiapa?
- Mak.
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Mak nak ramai cucu.
Macam mana nak tahu dia subur atau tak?
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Tandas di sana.
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RAHSIA VICKY
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Tinggalkan sampel di atas kaunter.
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Maaf.
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Itu Jinxers.
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Kami yang ajar Jinxers begitu.
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Macam mana nak sebut nama akhir kamu?
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Ikut ejaannya.
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FOCKYERDODER.
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Fockyerdoder?
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- Alahan kucing?
- Tak, saya suka kucing.
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Saya membesar di ladang,
saya pernah beri kucing susu.
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Saya ada puting, Grant.
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Boleh menyusukan saya?
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Pasu itu sangat cantik.
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Saya rasa artifak kuno.
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Itu bekas simpan abu mayat mak Frank.
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Tentu mak awak mahu meraikan…
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Julia akhirnya memohon sekolah pastri.
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- Apa? Sekolah?
- Ayah tak nak saya perbaiki diri?
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Tak nak! Ayah nak kamu kerja di kedai!
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Grant bergurau. Betul tak, Grant?
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Tidak!
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Tidak!
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Mak!
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- Mak!
- Nenek!
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Jinxers, jangan!
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Nenek Jones. Alamak.
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Jangan. Jinxers, berhenti!
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- Hei!
- Jinxers!
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- Jangan!
- Tidak!
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- Tak.
- Jinxers, jangan!
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- Jinxers, jangan.
- Tidak!
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Tidak!
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- Jangan dekat!
- Jahat!
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Berhenti henyak!
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- Kucing nakal.
- Tolong.
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Jinxers! Jangan.
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Itu saya tak ajar.
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- Jinxers! Kucing nakal!
- Ya Tuhan!
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Jinxers, jangan!
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Mama!
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Tadi itu teruk.
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Taklah teruk sangat.
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Awak mencemarkan jasad nenek saya
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dan ayah saya benci awak.
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Kenapa tak beritahu mereka
tentang sekolah pastri?
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Saya memang nak beritahu.
Saya tunggu masa yang sesuai.
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Julia, awak dah besar.
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Kalau awak tak perasan,
keluarga saya jenis mengongkong.
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Mereka masuk campur
dalam setiap aspek hidup saya.
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Dalam keluarga kami, tiada orang
keluar dengan orang budaya lain.
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Saya teringat Webster.
251
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Saya rasa hubungan kita takkan berjaya.
252
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Keluarga awak leceh.
253
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Semua keluarga begitu.
254
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Sebelum saya kenal awak,
hidup saya bosan.
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Awak bijak
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dan menarik
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dan cantik.
258
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,769
Saya cuma nak bersama awak.
259
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,022
Awak kata saya cantik?
260
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,983
Jom ikut saya.
261
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,736
Nak sedikit wain.
262
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,655
Awak bawa saya ke mana?
263
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,824
- Apa yang kita…
- Nanti awak tahu.
264
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:30,339
Ya Tuhan!
265
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,759
Ya Tuhanku!
266
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:34,885
Ya Tuhan.
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00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:39,848
Ya Tuhan.
268
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,476
Julia Jones,
269
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jom kita kahwin?
270
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:49,358
Ya, Grant Fockyerdoder.
Saya sudi mengahwini awak.
271
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,038
Berapa awak sanggup bayar?
272
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,582
Tidak! Jangan!
273
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,800
- Lima puluh dolar.
- Itu saja?
274
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,889
Ia akan memusnahkan semua kejahatan.
275
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,517
Berambuslah, ahli sihir!
276
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:33,318
Zakar aku.
277
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:43,370
Sebelum tetapkan tarikh perkahwinan,
saya nak jumpa mak ayah awak.
278
00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:46,999
Sejujurnya saya tak banyak tahu
tentang awak.
279
00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:52,129
Saya faham, kawan.
280
00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:01,138
Saya akan memerhatikan awak.
281
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,640
Kalau awak merosakkan anak saya…
282
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:06,226
Awak nak bawa saya ke Chinatown?
283
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:07,978
Chinatown?
284
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:12,482
Saya akan bawa awak ke Jalan 134.
285
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:14,610
Saya ketuk kepala awak nanti.
286
00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:19,948
Hai, Little Jack.
287
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,910
Kenapa mak jaga anak Betty?
288
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:25,245
Dia ke konvensyen hujung minggu ini,
289
00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:28,415
- Jadi, kami jaga dia.
- Bagusnya.
290
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:32,044
Betty ibu yang baik.
Dia ajar Little Jack bahasa isyarat.
291
00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:37,132
Saya ada dengar juga. Ini benda canggih.
292
00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:42,638
"Apa jadi apabila pelacur
tak berhenti nak duit?"
293
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:49,770
Betul, Little Jack. "Beri penampar".
294
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,774
Tak guna.
295
00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,609
Perkataan pertamanya!
296
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,737
- Little Jack, kamu cakap apa?
- Tak guna.
297
00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:07,162
PULAU FOCKYERDODER
298
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,083
Itu ayah awak?
299
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,050
Saya dah agak.
300
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,778
Grant!
301
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,238
Anak ayah!
302
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,866
Seronok dapat jumpa kamu.
303
00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:47,744
Ini Julia, tunang saya
dan mak ayahnya, Linda dan Frank.
304
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:49,121
Bernie Fockyerdoder!
305
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:50,872
Selamat berkenalan.
306
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:52,708
Frank, mari sini.
307
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,751
Peluk erat-erat!
308
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,045
Baiklah.
309
00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:59,589
- Ini mesti anak awak.
- Tak, isteri saya.
310
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:02,384
Isteri? Sangat muda dan cantik.
311
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,346
Kamu mesti Julia. Saat yang indah.
312
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:10,058
Sangat cantik.
313
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,562
Ayah.
314
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,064
Apa? Kita dah jadi keluarga.
315
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,566
Saya ambilkan beg.
316
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,651
Awak buat apa tadi?
317
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:23,655
- Berlatih Capuerta.
- Capa apa?
318
00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:26,658
Capuerta, seni tari
mempertahankan diri Brazil.
319
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,410
- Tak guna.
- Dah berminggu berlatih.
320
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,371
Ia buat saya bertenang.
321
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,710
Jom kita jumpa Roz.
322
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,048
Roz!
323
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:43,300
Kamu pasti suka dia. Semua, ini Roz.
324
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:44,760
BODOH
SEKS TANTRIK
325
00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:54,936
Saya tak sabar-sabar nak jumpa kamu.
326
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,653
Grant kata awak doktor.
327
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,781
Saya pakar terapi seks.
328
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:08,033
Khusus dalam remaja mati pucuk.
329
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,369
Siapa haus?
330
00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:14,247
- Mak, jangan.
- Grantulla malu
331
00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:17,292
sebab dia hilang keperawanan
kepada pembantu rumah.
332
00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:25,217
Hei, Eduardo.
333
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:29,846
{\an8}Hai, Grant.
334
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:51,785
Terima kasih, Eduardo.
335
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,291
Jadi, adakah Harry?
336
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,585
- Harry apa?
- Nama awak.
337
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,964
- Tak. Bernie.
- Tapi dia memang berbulu.
338
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,675
- Awak merepek apa?
- Bayangkan ini 1.8 kg.
339
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:07,926
Sudah.
340
00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,762
Jadi, bilakah tarikh pentingnya?
341
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:13,098
Kami nak pertunangan yang lama,
342
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,559
jadi kami nak kahwin Ahad ini.
343
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,686
Tak boleh. Ayah takkan bayar.
344
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:21,273
Jangan marah. Kami akan tanggung.
345
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:22,941
Mestilah.
346
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:26,069
Saya dah ada
perancang majlis kahwin yang hebat.
347
00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,487
Ucap selamat.
348
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:31,116
Kepada bebola matzo yang sedap.
349
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,329
Ayah amat gembira.
350
00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:38,957
Terima kasih, ayah.
351
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,126
Nicky dah setuju nak kahwin.
352
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:56,224
- Nicky.
- Ya, syabas.
353
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,894
Nampak cantik. Lawa.
354
00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:05,525
Ayah, seumur hidup saya mengimpikan
355
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:09,112
ada putera datang dan selamatkan saya.
356
00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:11,323
Orangnya ialah Grant.
357
00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,116
Dialah putera saya.
358
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,286
- Saya cuma akan kahwini dia.
- Tak.
359
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:20,123
Tak boleh. Ayah tak percaya Grant.
360
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,292
Kamu kahwini Nicky.
361
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:26,379
Saya jadi ghairah
apabila teringat bulan madu.
362
00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:27,464
Sangat ghairah.
363
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:37,849
Wah, awak nampak cemas.
364
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:42,020
Bila kali terakhir awak
dan Frank bercumbu?
365
00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:43,021
Dah lama.
366
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,110
Betullah itu.
367
00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:54,407
- Itu saja yang awak boleh buat?
- Sekejap.
368
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:59,371
- Macam mana?
- Saya rasa berjalan lancar.
369
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:00,622
- Yakah?
- Ya.
370
00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:04,167
Semua orang serasi dengan baik.
Ayah kita serasi.
371
00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:08,046
Lebih baik awak pakai semula baju.
372
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:32,445
Aduhai.
373
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:50,630
Perancang perkahwinan nak jumpa.
374
00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:56,219
Saya Jell-O.
375
00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,972
Silakan duduk.
376
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:06,396
Saya nak rancang
majlis kahwin idaman kamu.
377
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,274
Jadi, beritahu apa idaman kamu.
378
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:12,235
Kami mahu majlis kahwin tradisional.
379
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:14,446
Sesuatu yang ringkas, tapi elegan.
380
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:19,200
Saya tahu tempatnya.
381
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,160
TACO BUTT
382
00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:21,620
Fikirkan lain daripada lain.
383
00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:25,540
Bukan itu yang kami mahu.
384
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,584
Itu yang terbaik saya boleh buat.
385
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,962
Kena tempah katerer, ambil pinata,
386
00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:34,049
- pilih pengapit lelaki.
- Itu dah diuruskan.
387
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:37,135
- Kawan baik saya, Andy, tiba pagi ini.
- Andy?
388
00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:39,054
Nanti kita jumpa dia di hotel.
389
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,640
Kamu berdua pasti sesuai.
390
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:42,849
Tak sabar rasanya.
391
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,810
Awak takkan sabar tengok penghiburnya.
392
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,036
- Tidak!
- Tidak!
393
00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,963
Mana pengapit awak itu?
394
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,549
Andy!
395
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:30,230
- Andy bukan lelaki?
- Lelaki? Tak.
396
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:51,251
Mujurlah hubungan kami kekal rapat
397
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,795
walaupun selepas putus tunang.
398
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,506
Kamu berdua pernah bertunang?
399
00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:05,473
Dulu.
400
00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:09,352
Ia lebih kepada fizikal.
401
00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:17,694
Hanya seks tak henti-henti.
402
00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:22,782
Seks.
403
00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,285
Seks.
404
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,705
Seks.
405
00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:30,957
Seks.
406
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,334
Seks.
407
00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:45,096
Jadi, awak sedar kamu tak secocok?
408
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:47,557
Dia yang sedar tak secocok.
409
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:49,809
Dia tinggalkan saya.
410
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:51,561
Dia tak bersedia nak kahwin.
411
00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,543
Kenapa dia buat gerak perlahan?
412
00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,295
Dia suka buat begitu.
413
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:20,381
Grant!
414
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,352
Ini Julia.
415
00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:39,442
Saya dengar macam-macam tentang awak.
416
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,946
Grant kata awak sangat cantik,
417
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,865
tapi dia tak cakap buah dada awak kecil.
418
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,243
Comel betul.
419
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:05,093
Maaf, saya nak buka pakaian basah ini.
420
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,402
Bagaimana kamu kenal?
421
00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:24,153
Kami di Beverly Hills.
422
00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:25,822
TIFFANY & CO.
423
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,657
GUCCI
424
00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,742
BVLGARI
425
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,287
VERSACE
LOUIS VUITTON
426
00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:33,997
LV
LEBUH RODEO
427
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:05,945
Saya beri awak $100 untuk minggu ini.
428
00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:07,447
Bunyinya lumayan.
429
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:11,159
Ini terlalu pelik. Boleh kita patah balik?
430
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:15,872
Akhirnya kamu berdua bertunang
dan dah lama putus.
431
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:19,167
Ya, kalau awak kata tiga minggu itu lama.
432
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:23,004
Kamu bertunang tiga minggu lepas?
433
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:27,759
Julia, awak tak perlu cemburu apa-apa.
434
00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,678
Saya nampak Grant dengan wanita lain,
435
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,847
tapi tak bermakna saya nak dia semula.
436
00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:48,279
Nak sandwic?
437
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,867
Okey, saya dulu.
438
00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:56,788
Kami tak perlu berada di sini.
439
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,624
- Kami baru lima hari bercinta.
- Enam.
440
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,585
Lima, enam hari.
441
00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:04,963
Ini macam pemeriksaan.
442
00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:08,007
Ada jurang besar di antara kami
443
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,011
dan jurangnya semakin besar.
444
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:16,557
Awak jujur pada dia?
445
00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:19,769
Agak jujur.
446
00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:22,563
Saya tak menipu dia atau apa-apa.
447
00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,566
Saya cuma…
448
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:29,821
Saya ada rahsia.
449
00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,240
Semua orang ada rahsia.
450
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,327
Saya menghidap hepatitis C.
451
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,293
Apa perasaan awak?
452
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,756
Sebenarnya saya tak pasti.
453
00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:53,553
Biar saya jelaskan. Saya cinta Julia.
454
00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:58,391
Saya nak dia bahagia.
455
00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,852
Saya nak benda-benda indah untuk dia.
456
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,813
Tapi ada masanya…
457
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,290
Biasalah.
458
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,001
Semasa dia tidur,
saya nak ambil bantal dan…
459
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:39,057
GAUN MURAH
460
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:45,521
- Terima kasih tolong pilihkan gaun.
- Sejujurnya, saya terkejut awak telefon.
461
00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:47,774
Awak sebahagian hidup Grant.
462
00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:51,152
Maknanya awak sebahagian hidup saya juga.
463
00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:55,406
Awak nampak macam tuan puteri.
464
00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:03,081
Awak tak rasa ia agak keterlaluan?
465
00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,333
Tak langsung.
466
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,460
Biar saya pergi ambil pin.
467
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:38,533
Kenapa mak paksa aku
berpakaian begini?
468
00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:40,868
Aku nak tenyeh lolipop ini pada mak.
469
00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:44,413
Aku dengar pemikiran orang!
470
00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:48,042
Aku suka lelaki Puerto Rico.
Mereka mengancam.
471
00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:52,088
Aku macam terperangkap
dalam filem jahat Mel Gibson.
472
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:56,551
Apa yang aku fikirkan? Dia penari ganti.
473
00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:59,554
Aku kahwin dengan Britney Spears!
474
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:01,889
Aku kaya!
475
00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:05,351
Aku kaya, tak guna!
476
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:07,019
Bakal pengantin dah sedia?
477
00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:09,063
Bakal pengantin? Sial.
478
00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:10,731
Menyampah aku!
479
00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:13,734
Aku ada 24 jam untuk gagalkan majlis.
480
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:14,986
Tak.
481
00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:16,154
Ya!
482
00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:20,158
Grant akan benci kau
dan cinta aku balik.
483
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,535
Aku!
484
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:24,704
Jangan dekati saya!
485
00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:54,961
Sekarang apa pula?
486
00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:57,505
Grant pernah ada tunang.
487
00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:59,757
Perempuan itu suka dia, saya tahu.
488
00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:02,468
Mereka ada sejarah cinta yang panjang.
489
00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:05,888
Macam mana saya nak bersaing?
490
00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,682
BIKINI MENJOLOK MATA
491
00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:09,600
Tak boleh. Dia bagus.
492
00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:12,895
Saya nak koyak benda ini!
493
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:17,608
Semuanya berjalan lancar
sebelum dia muncul.
494
00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:20,361
Grant tak lagi bersama Andy.
Dia bersama awak.
495
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:23,823
Ketepikan rasa tak yakin.
Semuanya akan berjaya.
496
00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:27,243
- Awak rasa begitu?
- Tak, pelanggan saya rasa ya.
497
00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:33,874
Saya yakin pada awak dan Grant.
498
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:37,336
Tanpa awak sedari,
awak akan berkahwin nanti.
499
00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,880
Kami akan berikrar.
500
00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:42,258
Tarian pertama kami.
501
00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:45,177
Nyalakan api.
502
00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:48,389
Q-Tip!
503
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:49,849
Buang!
504
00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:51,475
Itu tarian?
505
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,561
Tak.
506
00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:59,066
Nampak tak ini? Inilah tempat awak.
507
00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:00,985
Ini rumah awak.
508
00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:03,112
Bagaimana dengan ini?
509
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:12,830
Dia menari krumping!
510
00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:34,518
Tak mengapa.
511
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,313
Tak apa, dia takkan pisahkan kami.
512
00:47:37,605 --> 00:47:40,733
Saya dan Grant ada makan malam latihan
513
00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:43,235
dan esok ialah hari penting.
514
00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:47,948
Sebaik saja kami berkahwin,
semua akan jadi sempurna.
515
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:48,908
Biar betul!
516
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:53,996
Grant takkan kahwini kau.
Kau tak cukup bagus.
517
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:56,123
Jodoh dia dengan Andy.
518
00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:59,293
- Jangan cakap begitu!
- Inilah diri kau.
519
00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:01,212
MAKANAN TAK SEDAP
MAYONIS
520
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:03,089
Kau tak ada gaya langsung.
521
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:07,593
Kau mungkin nampak lain,
tapi di dalam kau tetap diri aku.
522
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:09,470
Tolong, sudahlah.
523
00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,265
Kau akan selama-lamanya
terperuk di kedai makan.
524
00:48:14,266 --> 00:48:16,268
Aku tak percaya kau.
525
00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:20,106
Cinta sejati itu mitos.
526
00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:22,233
Lebih baik kamu kahwini Nicky
527
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,610
sebelum jadi anak dara tua gemuk.
528
00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:25,986
Takkan!
529
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,404
Tengoklah nanti.
530
00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,411
KEDAI MAKAN ORANG GREEK
531
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,165
Tolong senyap, semua.
532
00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:40,584
Roz nak beri ucapan.
533
00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:43,337
Terima kasih, sayang.
534
00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:48,175
Saya nak buat ucap selamat.
535
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,594
Kepada Grant dan Julia.
536
00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:54,056
Ya! Apa?
537
00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:56,809
Okey! Jom minum!
538
00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:58,394
Jom minum!
539
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:21,333
Awak suka?
540
00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:25,171
Awak nampak mempesonakan.
541
00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,466
Apa? Apa yang tak kena?
542
00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:35,431
Grant, percubaan memikat awak
agak lemah.
543
00:49:36,849 --> 00:49:40,644
Saya harap awak tak terburu-buru
nak kahwin dengan Julia
544
00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:44,690
sebab nak lupakan saya.
545
00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:47,109
Saya…
546
00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:05,794
Ya Tuhan.
547
00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:07,421
Karusel.
548
00:50:11,217 --> 00:50:13,344
Saya minta diri.
549
00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:25,397
Grant, ini makan malam latihan kita.
550
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,650
Esok kita dah nak kahwin.
551
00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:32,571
Saya nak tahu, awak masih suka Andy?
552
00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:34,990
Tentulah tak.
553
00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:37,910
Saya percaya awak.
554
00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:39,870
Saya cuma tak nak kecewa.
555
00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,248
Awak jangan risau.
556
00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:45,000
Saya amat sayang awak.
557
00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:46,919
Selama-lamanya.
558
00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:51,382
Pada saat aku terlihatmu
559
00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:56,595
Sebelum aku melamarmu
560
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,516
Kami berdoa untukmu
561
00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:05,229
Sambil menyikat bulu-buluku
562
00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:08,691
Kau tertanya-tanya
Apa di dalam gaunku
563
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:12,528
- Kami berdoa untukmu
- Kami berdoa untukmu
564
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,447
Selama-lamanya hatinya untukmu
565
00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:16,740
Dia mencintaimu
566
00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:19,493
Selama-lamanya kekal bersama
567
00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:20,786
Perceraian ada kos
568
00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:24,498
Bersama-sama, begitulah caranya
Untuk kisah cinta ini
569
00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:28,252
Tinggalkan Grant
Dia mesti kahwini Nicky
570
00:51:30,546 --> 00:51:33,882
Aku benar-benar mencintaimu, sayang
571
00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:37,261
Namun, Andy asyik berbisik padanya
572
00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:39,722
Kami berdoa untukmu
573
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:43,767
Saya dan Grant akan berkahwin
574
00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:48,147
Jika terselamat daripada
keluargaku dan perempuan tak guna
575
00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:51,150
Kami akan berdoa untukmu
576
00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:54,403
Selama-lamanya hatinya untukmu
577
00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:55,612
Dia mencintaimu
578
00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:58,407
Selama-lamanya kekal bersama
579
00:51:58,490 --> 00:51:59,867
Perceraian ada kosnya
580
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:03,954
Bersama-sama, begitulah caranya
Untuk kisah cinta ini
581
00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:07,666
Aku ada satu malam
Untuk halang perkahwinan ini
582
00:52:09,668 --> 00:52:11,712
Anakku sibuk
583
00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:12,921
- Sibuk
- Sibuk
584
00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:16,425
Betul
585
00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:19,720
Dia akan setia
586
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,138
Cintailah aku juga
587
00:52:21,513 --> 00:52:23,098
Makbulkan doanya
588
00:52:23,182 --> 00:52:25,017
Cuba posisi 22
589
00:52:25,351 --> 00:52:27,227
Marilah berseronok, sayang
590
00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:29,438
Kabulkan doanya
591
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:32,524
Selama-lamanya hatinya untukmu
592
00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:33,901
Dia mencintaimu
593
00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:36,653
Selama-lamanya kekal bersama
594
00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:37,863
Bercerai ada kosnya
595
00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:41,992
Bersama-sama, begitulah caranya
Untuk kisah cinta ini
596
00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:46,622
Adakah pengakhirannya
Bahagia atau derita?
597
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:08,060
Tidak!
598
00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:11,480
Jerawat pada hari perkahwinan aku!
599
00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:13,148
Tidak.
600
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,464
{\an8}MAJLIS KAHWIN JONES FOCKYERDODER
601
00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:39,842
Mana Julia?
602
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:41,635
DIA LAMBAT
603
00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:46,348
Grant, saya takkan jadi pengapit awak
kecuali saya beritahu ini.
604
00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:48,976
Julia tak layak dengan awak.
605
00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:51,437
Jangan begitu.
606
00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:53,480
Dia dah sejam lewat.
607
00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:58,068
Mungkin dia takut sebab
dia tahu kamu berdua tak secocok.
608
00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:03,157
Terfikir tentang kita?
609
00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:07,286
- Ya.
- Saya juga.
610
00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:12,166
Cincin nenek.
611
00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:15,461
Dia serahkan di saat kematiannya
dan awak janji
612
00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:19,173
ia untuk wanita
yang akan sehidup semati dengan awak.
613
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,424
Awak beri kepada saya.
614
00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:27,097
Cincin jari kaki atuk saya.
615
00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:29,475
Bukankah dia serahkan
di saat kematiannya
616
00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:33,187
dan awak berjanji nak serahkan
kepada wanita yang awak hargai?
617
00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:36,982
Awak berikan kepada saya juga.
618
00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:39,401
Julia…
619
00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:42,529
Dia cuma pengubat kekecewaan.
620
00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:46,283
Saya dah sedia nak terima awak semula.
Kahwin dengan saya.
621
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:52,498
Andy, perasaan saya
terhadap awak dah berubah.
622
00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:53,540
Saya nak Julia.
623
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,295
Kalau begitu, satu ciuman terakhir.
624
00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:09,973
Julia, tak.
625
00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:22,611
KEMBALILAH
626
00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:26,406
SAYA BUAT SILAP
627
00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:29,660
SAYA TAK GUNA
628
00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:34,122
BETUL-BETUL TAK GUNA
629
00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:22,087
Diam! Sekarang pukul 4.00 pagi!
630
00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:23,964
Bedebah!
631
00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:26,925
Matikan radio itu!
632
00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:37,853
Saya tengah tonton Desperate Housewives.
633
00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:41,773
Pergi guna iPod!
634
00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:52,492
MAKAN MALAM UNTUK WANITA KESEPIAN
635
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:20,896
Jinxers?
636
00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:44,878
KEDAI MAKAN
637
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,505
Julia!
638
00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:53,595
Mari tamatkan kekecewaan kamu.
639
00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:11,363
Julia, sudikah awak mengahwini saya?
640
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:16,994
Tolonglah.
641
00:58:20,998 --> 00:58:23,166
- Tadi itu bagus, bukan?
- Ya.
642
00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:26,461
Ayah tahu Nicky ada kekurangan,
643
00:58:27,546 --> 00:58:29,464
tapi berilah dia peluang.
644
00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:34,511
Semasa ayah dan mak berkahwin,
kami tak berapa mengenali.
645
00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:36,847
Dulu ayah pengantin katalog,
646
00:58:36,930 --> 00:58:38,557
tak fasih bahasa Inggeris.
647
00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:42,644
- Ayah asal Jersey.
- Ayah nak jelaskan.
648
00:58:43,228 --> 00:58:45,272
Pada mulanya, kami tak serasi.
649
00:58:45,981 --> 00:58:48,984
Tapi kami cuba saling memahami
dan menghormati.
650
00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,446
Ayah bangga kami dah 30 tahun berkahwin
651
00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:56,575
dan ayah ada kamu
dan adik kamu sebagai bukti.
652
00:58:57,409 --> 00:59:00,662
Mungkin itu bukan kisah dongeng
yang kamu idamkan,
653
00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,539
tapi itulah kehidupan sebenar.
654
00:59:03,498 --> 00:59:04,583
Jadi, macam mana?
655
00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:10,672
Selama ini saya memperbodohkan diri saya.
656
00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:13,383
Jejaka idaman tak wujud.
657
00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:18,638
Cinta sejati cuma wujud dalam filem.
658
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,935
Baiklah, ayah.
659
00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:25,145
Saya kahwini Nicky.
660
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:29,066
Sambung kerja.
661
00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:35,197
JAKSA PENDAMAI
662
00:59:51,379 --> 00:59:52,255
Kamu menangis.
663
00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:56,301
Tangisan kegembiraan, ayah.
664
01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:05,227
Terima kasih, Frank. Saya ambil alih.
665
01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:10,232
Kita di sini untuk bersama lelaki
666
01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:13,610
dan wanita ini bersatu dalam perkahwinan.
667
01:00:14,361 --> 01:00:18,657
Perkahwinan ialah perkara
yang tidak boleh diambil ringan.
668
01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:22,786
Ia mestilah dihormati oleh dua insan
yang benar-benar dilamun cinta.
669
01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:09,749
DA SHIZNIT
670
01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:29,269
Jika ada alasan
mereka berdua tak boleh berkahwin,
671
01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:32,772
maklumkan sekarang atau diam selamanya.
672
01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:46,119
- Saya bantah!
- Syukur.
673
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:53,001
Ini bukan kemahuan kamu.
674
01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:55,253
Kemahuan ayah.
675
01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:59,633
Ayah silap tentang Grant.
Dia baik orangnya.
676
01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:02,344
Dia suka kamu semasa kamu hodoh.
677
01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:04,387
- Mana ayah tahu?
- Waktu kamu ulang kenang.
678
01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:07,140
Kamu dah Grant ditakdirkan bersama.
679
01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:08,808
Entahlah.
680
01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:10,352
Baca ini.
681
01:02:13,688 --> 01:02:14,731
CARA HILANG KEKASIH DALAM 10 HARI
682
01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:16,524
Sayangku Julia, maafkan saya.
683
01:02:17,192 --> 01:02:18,860
Betul-betul minta maaf.
684
01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:21,446
Saya betul-betul minta maaf.
685
01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:25,033
Maaf amat sukar untuk dilafazkan.
686
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:29,454
Jika awak boleh maafkan saya
dan mahu kembali,
687
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,707
saya berjanji saya akan ada untuk awak.
688
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:35,377
Jika awak masih mencintai saya,
689
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,088
jom jumpa di tempat
Meg Ryan jumpa Tom Hanks.
690
01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:39,839
Di Internet?
691
01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:43,176
Tak, bukan di You've Got Mail,
dan Sleepless in Seattle.
692
01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:48,056
Ya. Di dek pemerhatian
Bangunan Empire State.
693
01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:49,182
Bagaimana nak ke sana?
694
01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:52,394
Saya akan hantar MapQuest
ke Blackberry awak.
695
01:02:53,019 --> 01:02:55,522
Saya cuma ada T-Mobile Sidekick.
696
01:02:55,897 --> 01:02:57,565
Boleh pinjam Treo 650 mak.
697
01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:02,821
Kita jumpa di tempat
janji temu pertama kita?
698
01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:04,531
Restoran A?
699
01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,700
Itu di pusat bandar. Jalan sesak.
700
01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:09,786
Di bumbung apartmen awak?
701
01:03:10,161 --> 01:03:12,122
Okey, boleh.
702
01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:14,916
Ini keluaran 6 bulan lepas.
703
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:16,710
Harap dia masih tunggu.
704
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,878
Dia bodoh jika tak tunggu kamu.
705
01:03:19,254 --> 01:03:22,257
- Pergi dapatkan dia, sayang.
- Terima kasih, ayah.
706
01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:47,365
Teksi!
707
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:52,746
SUDAHLAH, DIA TAK DATANG
708
01:03:53,538 --> 01:03:54,789
Ayuh!
709
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:56,166
Tolong!
710
01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,626
Awak buat saya bengang!
711
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,545
Saya nak ke pusat bandar.
712
01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:11,014
Saya terhutang budi.
713
01:04:11,598 --> 01:04:13,850
Memang! Saya Hitch, perempuan!
714
01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:52,097
Lekas! Buka!
715
01:05:00,688 --> 01:05:01,773
Tolonglah.
716
01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:04,317
Tolonglah.
717
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:46,484
Dia aku punya!
718
01:05:48,027 --> 01:05:49,904
Jangan kacau kekasih aku!
719
01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:18,933
Aku dah terlambat.
720
01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:21,853
Julia!
721
01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:38,077
Apa jadi selepas
putera selamatkan puteri?
722
01:06:39,037 --> 01:06:41,164
Puteri selamatkan putera itu semula.
723
01:06:42,373 --> 01:06:44,626
Awak buat saya nak jadi
lelaki yang lebih baik.
724
01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,879
Saya jatuh cinta sejak kali pertama.
725
01:06:48,796 --> 01:06:53,218
Saya cuma gadis
yang berdiri di depan seorang lelaki,
726
01:06:53,301 --> 01:06:55,845
meminta lelaki itu mencintai dirinya.
727
01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:39,389
Apa? Saya juga paderi yang ditahbiskan.
728
01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:50,942
Dengan kuasa yang diberikan,
saya umumkan kamu suami isteri.
729
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:52,735
Tunjuk rasa cinta.
730
01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:15,758
Syabas!
731
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,745
Julia!
732
01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:46,122
Ini untuk kamu.
733
01:08:50,835 --> 01:08:52,795
Termometer vagina.
734
01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:57,467
Ia memberitahu waktu subur kamu.
735
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:59,594
Keluarga kami dah lama guna.
736
01:08:59,677 --> 01:09:02,805
Kalau nak ia jadi termometer bertuah,
jangan cuci.
737
01:09:09,354 --> 01:09:10,480
- Julia.
- Ayah.
738
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:15,943
Ayah kena cari pelayan baharu.
739
01:09:17,195 --> 01:09:18,321
Dah tiba masanya.
740
01:09:25,286 --> 01:09:26,621
Mari sini.
741
01:09:29,082 --> 01:09:30,416
Hei.
742
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:33,086
Jaga dia baik-baik.
743
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,840
Baiklah.
744
01:09:37,924 --> 01:09:41,094
Selamat jalan! Semoga berjaya!
745
01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:56,150
Hei, sempat tak hadiri
majlis kahwin Fockyerdoder?
746
01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:58,611
Selamat tinggal.
747
01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:01,322
Kami hidup bahagia buat selama-lamanya.
748
01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:02,281
DIARI JULIA JONES
749
01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:05,702
Tapi sebelum bulan madu kami
ke Pulau Kong yang romantik.
750
01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:24,846
Tolong saya!
751
01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:34,272
Tolong!
752
01:10:34,647 --> 01:10:36,482
Teruskan merakam.
753
01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:38,443
Ya Tuhan!
754
01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:41,779
Tolong!
755
01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:47,493
Tidak.
756
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:54,667
Carmen Electra.
757
01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:57,420
Carmen Electra!
758
01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:01,883
Carmen Electra!
759
01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:04,427
Sedapnya.
760
01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:05,970
Lain daripada biasa.
761
01:11:08,222 --> 01:11:10,767
Ya!
762
01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:13,728
{\an8}PUNGGUNG BESAR
MINUMAN
763
01:11:14,896 --> 01:11:16,230
Saya suka berbulu.
764
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,090
Ya!
765
01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:46,803
Ya!
766
01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:48,554
Ya!
767
01:11:48,638 --> 01:11:50,014
Bagus!
768
01:11:50,097 --> 01:11:51,474
Ya, minum.
769
01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:54,185
Awak pasti suka.
770
01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:56,938
Tangan Cos pegang punggung awak?
771
01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:03,611
Berhenti!
772
01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:07,406
Saya pemain tenis amatur
773
01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:09,992
dan hujan gerimis semasa saya sedang main
774
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:14,080
dan Roz secara sukarela
tolong pegang dan keringkan bola saya.
775
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,040
- Bolanya…
- Hari hujan.
776
01:12:16,123 --> 01:12:18,876
Bolanya selalu basah,
tak kira hujan atau tak.
777
01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:33,641
{\an8}Hei, sempat tak untuk parodi lain?
778
01:12:35,101 --> 01:12:40,273
Ia di Hudson dengan
pemandangan latar langit yang memukau.
779
01:12:42,066 --> 01:12:43,943
Ya! Apa?
780
01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:45,528
Okey!
781
01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:46,988
Minum!
782
01:12:47,071 --> 01:12:49,490
Kami berdoa untuk awak.
783
01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:19,478
Kebudak-budakan.
784
01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:38,975
Berapa kerap awak bersetubuh?
785
01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:41,477
Saya tak faham soalan.
786
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:43,938
Ia filem PG13.
787
01:14:44,021 --> 01:14:47,108
Kami terhad dengan
kandungan seksual yang ringan.
788
01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:49,610
Atas paras pinggang…
789
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:54,115
- Atas baju, tiada lidah.
- Tiada lidah.
790
01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:56,701
Bagaimana dengan minggu ini?
791
01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:01,038
127 kali.
792
01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:14,513
Terjemahan sari kata oleh Yanti Arshad