1 00:00:05,464 --> 00:00:07,424 "Matlamat kami ialah melawak"? 2 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,593 Itu saja budak kolej boleh cadangkan? 3 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:10,802 Tidak. 4 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,513 Saya boleh buat lebih baik. Okey. 5 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:14,097 Apa kata, "Buat kanak-kanak ketawa 6 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,725 "ialah tanggungjawab kontrak kakitangan kami"? 7 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:20,437 Saya ada yang lebih baik untuk awak, empat mata. Begini. 8 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,813 "Jenaka menerangi hidup anda 9 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:25,150 "seperti obor oksiasetilena dengan muncung pelbagai bara." 10 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,611 Terima kasih. Sama-sama. 11 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,531 Mak tak perlu bawa saya. Saya boleh berjalan. 12 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:33,116 Mak mahu hari kedua kamu bermula lebih baik. 13 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,662 - Saya tahu, tak apa. Hentikan. - Tunggu. Ini dia. 14 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,873 - Berhenti! Mak... - Itulah anak gergasi mak. 15 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:42,334 Saya ada pelan. Kelas komedi ketika rehat makan, 16 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,253 dan saya akan pergi ke Aras Lawak. 17 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:48,966 Semua benda MIFT gila ini hanyalah igauan sementara. Okey? 18 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,551 Pasukan Kemudahan Monster Inc.? 19 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,553 Mereka tak sepelik yang kamu katakan. 20 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:56,139 - Mak, saya... - MIFTer! 21 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,893 Apa yang saya dengar? Panggilan MIFTer yang masih kecil. 22 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:01,395 - Aduhai. - Apa khabar, budak MIFT? 23 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,438 Bangsa MIFT. Puak MIFT. Geng MIFT. 24 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:06,608 - Ya, kami faham. - Siapa wanita cantik ini? 25 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,193 Terima kasih. Cukup. Kami faham. 26 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:09,862 Awak tak kata awak ada adik perempuan. 27 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:11,530 Ini mak saya. 28 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,867 Enchanté, ibu Tylor yang seperti adiknya. 29 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:17,494 Ibu Tuskmon? Gembira bertemu puan. 30 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:20,205 Saya Val, kawan kolej lama Tylor dan BFF baru. 31 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:21,290 Ya. 32 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,083 - Ini Val. Ini Fritz. - Enchanté. 33 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,294 Semua dah kenal. Baik. Beginilah. 34 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,212 Saya jumpa kalian di dalam? 35 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,340 Awak pasti akan jumpa kami di dalam. 36 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,217 Kenapa awak kenyit mata? 37 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,302 Itu mengerdip mata 38 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:37,014 disebabkan subteks yang ada di dalam nanti. 39 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,098 Mengerdip mata. 40 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,393 Mifter! 41 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:44,104 Okey, mak mengaku. Mereka pelik. 42 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:15,177 PENYELENGGARAAN 43 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:20,307 Apa kalian buat tadi, mengerdip dan mengenyit mata, 44 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:24,728 bersiul, pertemuan pelik dengan ibu saya... 45 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:27,731 Helo? 46 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:31,068 Helo? Ada sesiapa di sini? 47 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,199 Mifter! 48 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:41,286 Mifter! 49 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:46,625 Mifter! 50 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,631 Mifter! 51 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:55,843 Helo? 52 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:03,225 Pekerja baru Pandai guna pita lekat 53 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:07,688 Pandai membaiki Selamat datang ke MIFT 54 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,607 Ya, MIFT. 55 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,860 Sejak Monsters Incorporated diasaskan, 56 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:16,405 wujud keperluan untuk raksasa membantu raksasa. 57 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:17,948 Wira yang tidak disanjung. 58 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:20,325 M-I-F-T. 59 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:22,369 Jika ada benda rosak, kita baikinya. 60 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,414 Jika mesin memerlukan penyelenggaraan, kita selenggarakannya. 61 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,125 Skuad elit profesional yang mahir, 62 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,752 yang pakar dalam bidang masing-masing. 63 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,087 Mereka ialah gandang... 64 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,255 - "Bengkung"? - Galang. 65 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,423 - Gelang... - "Pemanggang"? 66 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,216 Di mana kilang ini berdiri. 67 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,634 Ia kilang yang sangat besar. 68 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,886 Maaf, saya tak faham... 69 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:42,723 Sebelum kita teruskan, sepatah dua kata daripada pekerja baru kita. 70 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,767 Ini majlis inisiasi. 71 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,936 Ini semua hanya sementara, kalian. Jadi... 72 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:50,689 - Awak nak pergi? - Kemungkinan besar dalam tiub kadbod. 73 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:53,150 Macam Rodney dalam insiden pemampat hidraulik itu. 74 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,526 Rodney leper. 75 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:56,695 - Tumpang lalu! - Saksikan, 76 00:03:56,778 --> 00:04:00,449 awak akan buktikan kesediaan awak untuk keahlian yang berkekalan. 77 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:01,617 - "Berkekalan"? - Ya! 78 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,453 Alatan utama pertama awak. 79 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,624 Ia di sini rupanya. 80 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:15,756 Tylor, saya arahkan awak untuk memutar nat itu. 81 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,132 BANGGA MENJADI MIFT 82 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:20,052 Putar nat itu. 83 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,888 Nat jenis apa? Sebab saya ada alahan. 84 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,131 - Putar nat itu. - Saya tak... 85 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:25,474 Tak. Saya tak mahu nat... 86 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,142 Saya tak mahu apa-apa nat. 87 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,269 Putar nat itu. 88 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,354 Okey, baik. 89 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,397 Selagi kalian berhenti berteriak. 90 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,899 Saya akan putar nat itu. 91 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,027 - Putar nat itu. - Okey. 92 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,948 Putar nat itu. 93 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,032 Putar... 94 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:01,385 Itu memadai. 95 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,471 Awak lulus dalam ujian nat, 96 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,807 dan kini awak akan masuk ke alam MIFT. 97 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,059 - Saya tak masuk ke mana-mana. - Orang muda, 98 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,270 masuk menerusi pintu keahlian abadi. 99 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:12,896 "Abadi." Ia kedengaran amat lama. 100 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,357 Dibimbing oleh lilin komitmen berterusan 101 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,608 dan dibersihkan 102 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:19,278 - oleh bara abadi! - "Bara"? 103 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,029 Saya suka bahagian ini! 104 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,577 Dulu kami guna api sebenar. 105 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,912 Sehinggalah Carl terlajak ke kanan. 106 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,122 Terbakar macam matahari. 107 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:33,041 Malapetaka, namun indah. 108 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:36,044 Ini gila, okey? Upacara awak gila. 109 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,880 Jika kalian nak idea-idea gila, 110 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,798 saya ada satu idea. Saya nak pergi. 111 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:43,427 Awak bakal dikurniakan keahlian seumur hidup di MIFT. 112 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,180 - Tidak! - Jangan fikir awak tak layak! 113 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:47,764 Masuk menerusi pintu! 114 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,933 - Masuk ke dalam! - Saya tak nak buat begini. 115 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,728 Tak nak "pintu." Tak nak "masuk." Tak nak "abadi." 116 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,981 Masuk dan jadi... 117 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,274 Orang kami! 118 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,612 Bekalan kuasa terputus lagi. 119 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,864 Keadaan baru nak rancak. 120 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,617 Ini asyik berlaku. 121 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,827 Itu kali kedua kuasa terputus hari ini, Sulley. 122 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,997 Semua pelawak kita bekerja beberapa syif. 123 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,750 Awak boleh, Phlegm! 124 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,126 Terima kasih, Celia. 125 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,879 KAPASITI KETAWA MAKS. 5400 SUV 126 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,632 Satu lagi kanister ketawa diisi. 127 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,800 Sila duduk. Apa khabar, juara? 128 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,260 Bilas! Kibas! 129 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:27,763 Begini, awak tangki komedi. Tangki komedi! 130 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,599 Kalau pasal gurauan, jangan teragak-agak, En. Wazowski. 131 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,518 Ludah! Jangan teragak-agak! 132 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:35,395 Baik, keluar untuk pusingan seterusnya. 133 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,982 Dah 18 jam berturut-turut awak bekerja. 134 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,151 - Awak perlu berehat. - "Berehat"? 135 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,695 Sulley, saya sendiri menjana Monstropolis. 136 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:44,780 JUMLAH KETAWA 137 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:46,615 Tempat pertama, kedua... keempat? 138 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:50,035 Si Lanky dan tali leher kupu-kupu berpintalnya. 139 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:52,871 Kita lihat siapa ketawa nanti, Lanky. 140 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:56,375 Mike, berehat dulu. Biar yang lain kendalikannya buat sementara. 141 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,544 Saya okey. Kanak-kanak mesti terus ketawa. 142 00:06:58,627 --> 00:06:59,962 Saya ada bakat, Sulley. 143 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,839 Jangan sembunyikan bakat seperti saya 144 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:05,926 daripada kawan-kawan kecil saya yang comel. 145 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,221 Jika awak mahu kanak-kanak terus ketawa, 146 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:11,181 baik awak minum kopi. 147 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,892 SUSU Ladang Menakutkan 148 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:15,435 LAFFATERIA 149 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:16,645 Okey. 150 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,815 Krimer, gula. 151 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:22,609 Gula. Krimer, pengacau. Tiada pengacau. 152 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:23,944 Di mana ia? 153 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,622 Sudah. Itu mencukupi. 154 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,543 Ya, teruknya. 155 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,421 Rasanya seperti jari seseorang. 156 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,423 Pelik. 157 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:45,757 Terima kasih, Sulley. 158 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,009 Wazowski! 159 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:51,597 Lebih baik jangan tertidur di kelas komedi awak. 160 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,308 Betul. Saya mengajar kelas komedi semasa makan. 161 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,602 Mike, awak tak boleh terus begini. 162 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,437 Sebenarnya, dia boleh, En. Sullivan, 163 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:02,024 dengan sedikit minuman Tenaga 36 setengah Jam. 164 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,401 Ya. Saya dan Needleman minum dua botol 165 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,778 apabila kami kehabisan minuman Tenaga 73 Jam. 166 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:10,199 Ia dua kali lebih baik daripada minuman Tenaga 18 suku Jam. 167 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:11,283 Ya? Entahlah. 168 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:14,786 Tiga puluh enam jam setengah seperti terlalu banyak tenaga untuk... 169 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,338 Sekarang, detik yang awak tunggu-tunggu. 170 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,466 - Saya tak tunggu. - Tylor, ini meja awak. 171 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,760 - Bertuah. - Bukankah ini meja rehat awak? 172 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,678 - Meja ini... - Yakni meja semua orang. 173 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,639 Juga meja awak sendiri. 174 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:36,558 Namun meja ini tak lengkap 175 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:38,685 - tanpa tanda nama awak sendiri. - Ya! 176 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,646 - Awak dapat... - Drooler Cooler percuma. 177 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:41,980 Nikmat setiap titisan. 178 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,483 - Cawan "Saya hadiah MIFT". - Ini cawan saya dulu. 179 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,985 - Gambar awak sendiri. - Dan saya. 180 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,987 Adakah ini dari kamera keselamatan? 181 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,240 - Dan yang terakhir... - Bukan yang terakhir. 182 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:54,368 Perengkuh majlis awak yang berukir... 183 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,787 - Saya yang ukir. - Nama ahli terbaru kita. 184 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,039 - Selamat datang, Tylor! - Orang kami! 185 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:02,251 Awak tak perlu susah-susah buat begini. 186 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,753 Saya tidak akan lama di sini. 187 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:07,381 Saya suka bunyi itu. 188 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:08,674 Awak suka, Roto? 189 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,678 Roto tidak mempercayainya. Maka saya tak mempercayainya. 190 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,432 Haiwan peliharaan dibenarkan di tempat kerja? 191 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,977 "Haiwan peliharaan"? Dia haiwan sokongan emosi saya. 192 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,228 Bukankah awak itu, Roto? 193 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,021 Ia sejenis penyakit. 194 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:26,400 Tunggu di sini, Tylor, sebab kami ada satu kejutan lagi. 195 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,695 - Awak akan sukakannya. - B-E-R-T-U-A-H. 196 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,613 Sambil itu, saya akan suruh Tylor muda 197 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:33,490 mula membersihkan beberapa kanister. 198 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:37,661 Baik, budak tampan. Ini kanister jenis A-188, siri B. 199 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:41,248 Injap layarnya akan rosak dalam masa 23 saat. 200 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,542 - Ini manualnya. Mulakan. - Okey... 201 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,835 Lima belas saat! 202 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:45,919 WASPADA GELAK TAK IKHLAS 203 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:47,629 "Injap aliran, F-4." Tak. Lupakan. 204 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,756 - Lima saat! - Pasti ada... Tidak. 205 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,018 Tunduk! 206 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,607 Waktu makan tengah hari. 207 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,321 Fritz pasti akan kecewa. 208 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,157 Awak tersilap besar. 209 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,659 Awak tahu apa yang tersilap besar? 210 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,620 Awak cuba bunuh saya, okey? 211 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,872 Awak semua yang tersilap besar. 212 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,458 Saya akan ke kelas komedi. MIFTer gila. 213 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,336 Bangsa MIFT. Puak MIFT. 214 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,923 Gerombolan MIFT. Konco MIFT. 215 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:32,633 Tolak? 216 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:35,928 MIFT gila. 217 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:41,475 - Masa Piñata, masa piñata, olé! - Masa Piñata, masa piñata, olé! 218 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:43,727 - Hei. - Apa yang berlaku? 219 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,270 Duncan, apa yang awak buat? 220 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,525 Jangan dengar cakap dia. 221 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:52,152 Dia tokok tambah. Saya bukan cuba bunuh dia. 222 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,196 Pekerja baru tidak tahu menukar injap. 223 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,280 Ke mana dia pergi? 224 00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:57,366 Dia cakap sesuatu tentang kelas komedi. 225 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,201 - Saya tak jaga jadualnya. - Kelas komedi? 226 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,286 Dia tak sebut tentang kelas komedi. 227 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,913 Saya tak faham. 228 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,082 Saya cuba sambut kedatangannya dengan baik. 229 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,043 Saya berinya meja, tanda nama dan lihat, 230 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:11,129 dia langsung tak minum Drooler Coolernya. 231 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,048 Sedihnya. 232 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,634 Selamat datang ke kelas komedi pertama Mike. 233 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:16,802 Saya Mike. Helo. 234 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,304 Ini kelas saya, tentang komedi. Sebelum kita mula, 235 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,682 saya nak cerita tentang perjalanan komedi saya. 236 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,267 Saya dilahirkan di sebuah desa... 237 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,602 Saya perlu pergi ke Aras Lawak itu. 238 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,646 Saya pun tak sabar. 239 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,524 Yalah. Mereka letak saya di bawah bersama MIFT psiko. 240 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,025 Dahsyat. 241 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,611 Ya. "Monsters, Inc. Facilities Team." 242 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,613 Saya belum nampak mereka baiki apa-apa. 243 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,657 Tak sangka tempat ini masih belum roboh. 244 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,784 Lebih cepat saya jauhi mereka, lebih baik. 245 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,995 Tylor. 246 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,496 - Tylor! Hei! - Tak. Hentikan! 247 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,664 Ty-ty! Hai! 248 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:46,832 Apa awak buat di sini? 249 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,251 - Awak terlupa Drooler Cooler awak. - Dan kami. 250 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,712 Saya berkeras kami semua bawanya kepada awak. 251 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,130 Bukankah kami bernasib baik? 252 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,382 Lebih banyak pelajar. Helo! Ambil tempat duduk. 253 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:59,219 Hei, terima kasih! Apabila awak kata "ambil tempat duduk," 254 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:01,555 adakah itu bermakna saya perlu pulangkannya? 255 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,265 Awak nampak apa saya buat tadi? 256 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,349 Jenaka pertama saya. 257 00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,561 En. W, kelas ini benar-benar berhasil. 258 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,896 Terus buat kerja tetap awak. 259 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:11,565 Berikut ialah Sepuluh Peraturan Komedi saya. Sedia? 260 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,109 "Kata pikat tak bermakna awak cuba pikat seseorang." 261 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:16,361 Saya ahli improvisasi UM, Raksasa Komedi. 262 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:17,529 - Awak menyertainya? - Tak. 263 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,156 Mereka buat benda, "Ya, dan..." 264 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,741 dan awak mesti kata, "Ya, dan..." 265 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,160 Mereka minta 50 dolar dan saya kata, "Ya, dan..." 266 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,205 "Seratus dolar?" "Ya, dan..." "Dua ratus dolar?" "Ya, dan..." 267 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,415 - Ia kelas yang mahal. - Itu saja. 268 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,000 Tak sangka habis cepat. 269 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,710 Kini Cik Flint akan kongsi data komedi. 270 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:32,920 Kembali ke Aras Lawak. 271 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,547 "Teori komedi. Ia bukan gurauan." 272 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,762 Bekalan kuasa terputus lagi? 273 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,848 Jangan risau, sayang Sumber kuasa komedi awak telah kembali. 274 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,936 Tepat pada masanya, Fungus. 275 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,146 Gangguan kuasa ini tak selamat. 276 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,231 Ke tepi. 277 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,775 Minuman tenaga saya tinggal 35 dan tiga suku jam. 278 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,944 - Baik awak jangan! - Saya nak masuk! 279 00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:00,531 Tetapkan semula! 280 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,533 Tak berhasil. 281 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,954 Ada situasi 13-20! 282 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,122 Beruang comel terperangkap! 283 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,707 Komedi bukan sekadar jenaka. 284 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:13,252 Ia juga ada peraturan, kategori, dan singkatan. 285 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,878 Ada soalan? 286 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,758 Pemikiran yang menarik. 287 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,220 Sila ambil perhatian. Kita ada situasi 13-20. 288 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,556 Para MIFT, laporkan ke Aras Lawak stesen-F-lima. 289 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,890 13-20. Raksasa terperangkap. 290 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,642 - Duncan, panggil Cutter. - Baik. 291 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:29,893 - Val, bersiap! - Bersiap. 292 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:33,063 - Tylor, ikut kami. Ayuh! - Saya? Ya, tiada apa... 293 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,817 Tylor, ikut kami. Ayuh! 294 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,736 Sebenarnya, Banana Bread, bukan? 295 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,698 Boleh awak tunggu sebentar? 296 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,539 ARAS LAWAK DITUTUP UNTUK PEMBAIKAN 297 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,207 - Siapa yang terperangkap? - Mike! 298 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,295 Ayuh, jom. 299 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,298 Salurkan kuasa ke panel kawalan ini. 300 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:02,176 - Val, generator. - Awas! Tumpang lalu! 301 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,677 - Ambil kabel, cepat. - Ya, tuan. 302 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,971 - Cutter, pintas kawalan. - Baik. 303 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,767 Kita ada kuasa! 304 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,648 Semuanya kembali ke sediakala. 305 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,818 Seumur hidup saya cuba masuk ke dalam pintu. 306 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,361 Tapi saya tak boleh... 307 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,238 Mike! 308 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:26,033 Panel kawalan telah hangus. Cutter, buka lubang itu. 309 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,493 Sedang buat! Buka dalam tiga, dua, satu. 310 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,079 - Duncan. Turun ke bawah. - Ya! 311 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,959 Sistem sandaran terbakar. 312 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,631 Jangan risau, kami akan bawa awak turun. 313 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,591 Tukar kepada pintasan manual. 314 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,135 Sayang! 315 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,819 - Mike... - Beruang comel... 316 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:06,490 Duncan, undurkan litar konveyor. 317 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,574 Undur! Ya, tuan. 318 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:08,742 KE DEPAN UNDUR STESEN F5 319 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,664 Ia berkarat! 320 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,499 Saya tak boleh putarnya. 321 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,794 Lengan Duncan terlalu kurus dan terlalu lemah. 322 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,087 - Saya dengar. - Val? 323 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,631 Maaf, lengan saya tak cukup panjang. 324 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:25,092 Alamak. 325 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,011 Ya tak ya. Tylor. 326 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:29,972 Saya? Tidak. 327 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:33,267 Masuk ke dalam, juara, dan putar nat itu. 328 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:37,354 Ayuh, badang. Putar nat itu. 329 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,731 Putar nat! 330 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,316 Putar nat. 331 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,026 - Putar nat. - Putar nat. 332 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,361 Putar nat. 333 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,696 Putar nat. 334 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,573 Putar nat. 335 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,491 Putar nat. 336 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,481 Sedia. Sekarang! 337 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,367 Satu lagi Kanister Ketawa... 338 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,662 diisi. 339 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:39,458 Dia hanya ambil masa dua jam 340 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:42,419 untuk membakar kesemua tiga puluh enam setengah jam tenaga. 341 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,630 Biarkan dia tidur. 342 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,425 Syabas, MIFT. Terima kasih, Tylor. 343 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,594 Tidak. Ia usaha pasukan. Sungguh. 344 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,013 Mereka tak boleh lakukannya tanpa awak. 345 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,557 Awak berjaya! Awak berjaya putar nat itu. 346 00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:58,101 Awak selesaikan tugas pertama awak sebagai MIFter. 347 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,604 - Ya! - Kita mesti raikannya! 348 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,941 - Saya belanja Drooler Cooler pertama! - Ya. 349 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:05,859 Macam itulah. 350 00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:09,655 Baik, kalian. Minuman kedua... Banana Bread belanja? 351 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:13,992 Hei, Dua B. Mari raikan dengan kawan-kawan awak. 352 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,327 Lain kali tiada peluang lagi. 353 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,663 Winchester diperlukan di Aras Lawak. 354 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:19,665 Nama awak Winchester? 355 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,333 Tunggu. Apa? Aras Lawak? 356 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,795 Saya tertarik dengan nuansa pemikiran Winchester tentang teori komik. 357 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,880 Dengan firasat itu, saya buat sedikit ujian 358 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:29,591 dan, ternyata, dia lucu. 359 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:32,886 Berhenti! 360 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,390 Serius, simpan untuk anak-anak. 361 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,725 Nak pecah perut saya kerana ketawa. 362 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,186 Syabas, Banana Bread. 363 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,939 Ya. Hilang begitu saja. 364 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:47,359 Awak fikir awak kenal seseorang selain daripada, nama sebenarnya. 365 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,986 Tetapi untuk sesetengah orang, 366 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,030 MIFT tidak cukup istimewa. 367 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,372 Drooler Cooler Klasik 368 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,296 Tapi sekarang, kita ada Tylor. 369 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:13,302 Ligat dengan perengkuh Selamat datang ke meja baru kau 370 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,596 Meja baru sementara. Ini hanya kerja sementara. 371 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,347 Dua T yang hebat. 372 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:19,391 Saya masih ada piñata! 373 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:20,517 Masa Piñata! 374 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,227 Saya pun nak ikut. 375 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,229 Izinkan saya hentak kepalanya dulu. 376 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:26,190 Masa Piñata! 377 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,941 Masa Piñata! 378 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,194 Ya. Pelik. 379 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,321 Masa Piñata! 380 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:33,989 Masa Piñata! 381 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:56,929 KELAS KOMEDI Mike 382 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,138 BAHAYA KOMEDI 383 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,140 Sebagai pelawak anda buat anak-anak ketawa, 384 00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:01,517 anda perlu berhati-hati. 385 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,895 Otis, silakan. 386 00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:08,440 Komedi mungkin berbahaya, Nak tahu kenapa? 387 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:09,667 KITA TIDAK MAHU MEREKA PECAH PERUT 388 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,777 Jika anak-anak berdekah Usus mereka akan pecah 389 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,613 Mereka pecah perut jika terbahak Awas, ada kemungkinan 390 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,658 Anak-anak ketawa sehingga Mereka terkencing di dalam seluar 391 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:20,410 Jatuh dari katil, terlaga kepala Masa bergolek di lantai 392 00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:23,413 Mereka menggeletar, rasa sakit Mereka ketawa sehingga penat 393 00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:26,124 Ada gurauan, zon bahaya Tempat yang tak diketahui 394 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:29,127 Jika anda terkena zon itu, tunggu Susu tersedak dari hidung mereka 395 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:32,923 MUDAH PECAH BERHATI-HATI 396 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,716 Kanak-kanak lemah Jadi jangan dicemuh 397 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,860 MEREKA BOLEH KEHILANGAN ANGGOTA BADAN 398 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,970 Jenaka anda akan buat Mereka jatuh tergolek 399 00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:40,597 Paling bahaya ialah jenaka Dengan kata pikat, kononnya 400 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:43,141 Mereka terbahak-bahak Atau gelak sampai terkulai 401 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,852 - Ketuk-ketuk. - Siapa di sana? 402 00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,353 - Polis. - Polis, siapa? 403 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,355 Polis menamatkan lagu ini. 404 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,780 Anda menonton semua kredit. 405 00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,741 Maka anda seorang MIFTer sejati! 406 00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:48,202 MIFTer!