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"ADANK DOANK"
"Wong Cilegon"
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Di negeri Sparta...
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Saat bayi-bayi dilahirkan...
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Para sesepuh akan memeriksa
bila ada cacat.
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Ah. Apa kau ibuku?
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Karena aku siap untuk menghisap puting susu.
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Bila ada cacat...
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bayi itu akan ditolak.
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Dan jika bayi itu...
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berdarah Vietnam...
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Brangelina akan mengambilnya.
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Imut, ya?
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Saksikanlah Leonidas...
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Ah-ooh!
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...Seorang Spartan yang sempurna.
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Sejak kecil...
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Leonidas sudah diajarkan bertempur.
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Ayo, bajingan cilik! Ayo!
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Kau tidak bisa mengalahkanku.
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Kau tidak akan pernah bisa
jadi seorang Spartan.
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Terima ini, Nek!
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Aah!
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Dia sudah disiksa,
diajarkan tidak mengenal rasa sakit.
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Katakan, Mr. Bond...
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berapa nomor rekeningnya?
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Siapa itu Mr. Bond?
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Aku Leonidas.
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Kau menguji kesabaranku,
Double-Oh.
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Tapi aku bukan Double-
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Little Miss Sunshine!
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Oh, oh-
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Ini enak. Oh-
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Benar. Yeah.
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Tidak, tidak, tidak.
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Mr. Bond, perkenalkan
Captain Adorable.
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Anjing pintar.
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Anjing pintar.
Siapa yang pintar?
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Leonidas dikirim ke alam liar...
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untuk belajar bertahan hidup.
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Dia melawan dinginnya salju...
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menahan rasa lapar.
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Tanpa mayo?
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Ini omong kosong!
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Binatang buas mengintai Leonidas...
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dengan mata merah menyala
seperti api dari neraka.
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Ya ampun, kakimu gembira sekali.
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Apa yang kau tertawakan, Bodoh?
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Aku akan mendorongkan kaki gembiraku
ke bokongmu...
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- Bodoh.
- Penguin baik.
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Mau kemana kau, pengecut?
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Aku akan menjadikanmu
pelacurku, Leonidas.
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Menjilat zakarku.
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Sekarang makanlah lubang
pantat penguinku.
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Taco Bell itu tidak bisa duduk dengan benar.
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Oh, bau!
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Ha! Makan itu.
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Kau mati, Leonidas.
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Ucapkan "Apa kabar?"
ke Anna Nicole untukku.
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Sial! Aku tersangkut!
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Oh, ada penguin terjepit!
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Tolong! Tolong!
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Oh! Pantatku!
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Pantatku sakit! Oh!
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Mengapa kau memperlakukanku seperti itu?
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Ayolah, Bung, aku bisa menusukmu.
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Kita bisa membicarakannya.
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Aku akan menghisap penismu!
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Dan anak yang dilepaskan
ke alam liar...
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telah kembali sebagai Raja!
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Buah dada.
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Tanda tangani?
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Itu juga asli.
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Ya!
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Nikahi aku?
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Apa itu?
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Angka kombinasi sabuk keperawananku.
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Oh-
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Leonidas!
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Leonidas berbahagia.
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Dia menikahi Margo,
dan memberinya seorang putera.
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Dan kehidupan di negeri
Sparta berjalan baik.
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Ya! Ya! Bagus!
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Terimakasih, Ayah.
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Ulurkan tanganmu.
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Ingat, Nak. Seorang kstaria...
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harus belajar menerima pukulan.
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Bertempurlah dengan otakmu;
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berfikir dengan hatimu.
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Hah?
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Beri dia gaya paku tiang, Sayang.
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Gaya paku tiang?
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Itu baru anakku.
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Ratuku.
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Tidak!
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- Kapten.
- Tidak!
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Saya lihat Leonidas sedang membentuk
calon Raja Sparta kita...
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menjadi seorang pria.
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Aku ingat saat ayahku
biasanya mengalahkanku.
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Upacara tradisional jalan masuk.
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Bukan. Ayahku seorang pemabuk.
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Ow!
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Utusan dari Xerxes menanti, Rajaku.
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Salam, Leonidas.
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Salam, Utusan.
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Apa-apaan itu?
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Apa?
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Kau baru saja menciumku!
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Itu cara pria Sparta
saling menyapa.
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Menepuk tangan bagi para wanita...
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dan berciuman dengan mulut
terbuka bagi para pria.
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Ooh.
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Aku mengerti.
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Mengerti apa?
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Uh... kau punya...
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"masyarakat bebas" di sini.
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Ya. Masyarakat merdeka.
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Bukan berarti ada yang
salah dengan itu.
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Aku suka orang hitam besar.
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Yeah.
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Mari, utusan, kita jalan.
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Xerxes Agung telah
menguasai dunia...
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dengan pasukan Persia-nya yang hebat...
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dan telah menentukan
jajahan terakhirnya-
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Sparta.
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Mari kita bicara di tepi
Lubang Maut Besar.
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Oke.
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Xerxes seorang Raja yang baik...
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dia menawarkan...
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pilihan perdamaian daripada perang.
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Tidak ada darah yang menetes...
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selama kalian, para pria Spartan
bersedia membangun piramidnya...
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dan para wanita kalian menjadi budak seksnya...
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dan anak-anak kalian...
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bekerja di bengkelnya...
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membuat sepatu Nikes.
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Cukup beralasan.
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Aku yakin kau...
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berfikir begitu, Penasihat Traitoro.
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Katakan pada Xerxes...
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...untuk membawa permintaannya...
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dan membuangnya!
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Apa-apan ini?!
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Apa? Dia mendatangiku!
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Tidak.
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Kawan, istrimu seksi.
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Ini berarti perang!
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Hey, hey, hey, santai saja, santai saja.
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Uh, kami sudah punya San Francisco...
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dan West Hollywood.
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Kami tidak butuh Sparta.
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Aku tinggal bilang ke Xerxes
"jangan pergi. "
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Tendang dia.
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Ini gila!
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Gila?
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Ini Sparta!
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Kenapa kau lakukan itu?
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Dia mau mundur.
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Tuanku, dia akan bilang
ke Xerxes bahwa Sparta...
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bukan untuk mereka. Jadi,
apapun yang kau lakukan...
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jangan tendang dia
ke dalam Lubang Maut.
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Berhenti menendang orang
ke Lubang Maut. Sungguh!
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Aku tidak tahu kenapa kalian...
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selalu menimpakan kesalahan padaku
dalam segala hal.
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Aku seorang dewasa dan bertanggungjawab.
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Lihat aku.
Aku sedang menyusui bayiku.
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Terkadang aku memberinya
susu goreng.
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Aku menyebutnya susu soda.
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Mirip dengan ASI, tapi digoreng.
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Dan kau tinggal memasukkannya ke mulut.
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Dia menyukainya.
Bukan begitu, Sayang!
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Aku seorang pembelanja yang cerdas.
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Aku mendapatkan smua perlengkapan ini
di gang dari seorang wanita Mexico.
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Tawar menawar/i>
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Berbelanja
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Kenapa semua kira aku mengacau?
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Sial! Apa aku terlihat gila?
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Oh...
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Tuhanku!
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Oh, sial!
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Hilang sudah palimonyku!
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K- Fed tidak memilikinya.
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K- Fed, kembali padaku!
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Kumohon? Akan kubiarkan kau di
dalam rokku.
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Itu baru pacar K-Fed.
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Oh, yeah!
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Ah-ah-ah, yeah!
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Ooh-ooh-ooh!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Aku bukan gay!
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Leonidas.
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Ryan Seacrest?
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Bagaimana rasanya tendangan itu?
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Mari kita dengar apa kata para juri.
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- Randy?
- Yo, Leo, Sobat...
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Aku tidak merasakan apa-apa
dari tendangan itu, kawan.
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Aku tak tahu apa yang terjadi, Bung.
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Bagiku semua tidak masalah.
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- Maksudku, biasa saja.
- Paula?
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Leonidas...
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Kau..
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membuatku bergerak.
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Y-
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Aku tidak-
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Simon?
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Leonidas...
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Kurasa tendangan itu...
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benar-benar menakutkan.
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Oh... Simon-
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Malah, aku sudah pernah lihat
tendangan yang lebih bagus...
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dari seekor keledai tua.
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Oh-
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Aku tidak membicarakanmu, Paula.
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Maaf, Raja...
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tapi perjalananmu berakhir di sini.
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Oh, enyahlah kalian!
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Apa yang kau...?
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Aku keluar!
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Bagus sekali, Tuanku.
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Waktunya berkonsultasi dengan
para pendeta.
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Pendeta pada masa kuno
adalah peasihat raja.
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Penjilat yang aneh, nasihat mereka
berdasarkan sogokan.
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Oh. Oh, Oxy 10.
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Oh, Neutrogena.
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Ini ada SPF.
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Perlindungan sehari penuh.
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Lihat ini.
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Exfoliator dengan alpha hydroxy.
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Ini bagus untukmu, Glenn.
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Gosokkan itu di seluruh
permukaan wajah menjijikkanmu.
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Apa maumu, Raja Leonidas?
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Pendeta Kuno...
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Aku butuh petunjukmu.
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Aku sedang mengumpulkan 300 prajurit
untuk berperang dengan Persia.
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Aku akan menyerang mereka dari belakang.
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Di sini, di sini.
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Dan aku akan mengurung...
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...dan menyerang mereka
dari depan!
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Apa?!
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Apa yang kau tertawakan?!
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Bukan apa-apa.
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Bukan apa-apa.
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Apa yang lucu?!
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Lihat, ini yang perlu kalian lihat!
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Ini adalah formasi tempur!
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Formasi temp...
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Dia menyebutnya begitu!
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Itu nampak seperti belakang panggung
konser Elton John!
252
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:23,441
Hentikan!
Ini tidak lucu!
253
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,005
Ini masalah serius!
254
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,312
Tidak ada orang Spartan yang berperang...
255
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,617
tanpa berkonsultasi dahulu...
256
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,850
kepada peramal!
257
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,403
Para pendeta hanya memilih
gadis Sparta...
258
00:16:55,481 --> 00:17:00,544
yang paling cantik untuk menjadi
peramal mereka.
259
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,316
Oh-
260
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,085
Si jelek Betty?
261
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,558
Dia punya kepribadian hebat.
262
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,190
Eww!
263
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,630
Aku melihatnya bagai Jabba the Hutt.
264
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,065
Bagiku itu seksi.
265
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,412
Oh-
266
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,950
See-nah skah-nah...
267
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:43,290
labwana no-cho dame.
268
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,763
"Fo' shizel my nizzel. "
269
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:53,271
"Selamatkan cheerleader...
selamatkan dunia. "
270
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:56,068
Sebenarnya, aku bukan seorang Pahlawan.
271
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,234
"kantung air bilang apa?"
272
00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,106
Apa?
273
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,407
"pelumas payudara bilang apa?"
274
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:06,382
Apa?
275
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:10,381
Dia berjalan masuk ke dalamnya.
276
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,651
Apa maksud kalian?
Aku tidak mengerti.
277
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:15,989
Berperang melawan Persia
kau pasti mati.
278
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,656
Kau celaka, Bung.
279
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:47,883
Apa?!
280
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:54,566
Dia tampak seperti boneka Ken!
281
00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,599
Dingin!
282
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,590
Tommy Lee?
283
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,297
Shaq?
284
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,434
Borat?
285
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,071
Oakland Raiders?
286
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,377
Kenapa rajaku begitu gelisah?
287
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:44,745
Aku tidak bisa tidur.
288
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:48,684
aku memikirkan peperangan itu.
289
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:52,656
Kau masih memikirkan apa yang
dikatakan peramal?
290
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,990
Hanya ada satu wanita yang harus
kau dengar kata-katanya.
291
00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,321
Oprah.
292
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,695
Isterimu?
293
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,859
Benar, benar.
294
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,130
Bagaimana aku akan bisa...
295
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,796
menghadapi pengadilan opini publik?
296
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,837
Harry Knowles di acara
"Ain't It Cool News"...
297
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:15,471
bilang film ini hanya potongan murahan
dari film 300.
298
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:25,018
Sekalipun peramal tidak mendukungmu,
aku tetap mendukungmu.
299
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,388
Juga rakyat Sparta.
300
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,484
Ini mungkin malam terakhir kita bersama.
301
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,154
Kau mau melakukannya?
302
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,131
Seolah baru pertama kali melakukannya.
303
00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,823
...97... 98...
304
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:03,360
...99...
305
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,986
100!
306
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:08,123
Kalahkan rekorku.
307
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:15,398
Kapten.
308
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:16,736
Tuanku.
309
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,044
Kau sudah mengumpulkan pasukanku
yang siap untuk...
310
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,985
bertarung sampai mati demi
kebebasan Sparta?
311
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,180
Ya, Paduka.
312
00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:39,159
Aku ingin 300 orang.
313
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,995
Sepertinya ini... kurang.
314
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:44,001
Hanya ini orang-orang kuat
yang sesuai dengan...
315
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,003
spesifikasimu.
316
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,335
"Seorang dengan kulit coklat
gelap khas Mediterrania...
317
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:49,806
"body seksi... "
318
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,775
dan, uh...
319
00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:52,673
Ya?
320
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:54,006
"... diberkati dengan baik. "
321
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:55,341
Haawoo! Haawoo!
322
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,540
Haawoo!
323
00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:58,173
Siap bertempur untukmu, Paduka!
324
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,218
Tidak akan mundur!
Tidak akan menyerah!
325
00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:03,448
Sampai titik terakhir dan melewatinya!
326
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,751
Dia sangat berani, Paduka.
327
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,487
dan payudara pria yang bagus.
328
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,593
Benar sekali.
329
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,932
Mereka cukup.
330
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,872
Kau kapten yang baik, Kapten.
331
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:26,104
Tapi teman terbaik...
tidak ada sepertimu.
332
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,805
Terimakasih.
333
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:43,989
Terimakasih.
334
00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:45,120
Mm-hm.
335
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,129
Sial!
336
00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:50,401
Dia punya paket besar.
337
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,004
Aku membawakanmu gula-gula.
Mama bilang kau suka membungkusnya.
338
00:22:58,076 --> 00:22:59,805
Dia wanita yang baik.
339
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,971
Selamat tinggal, Ayah.
340
00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:03,409
Sampai jumpa, Nak.
341
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,412
Perkenalan?
342
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,818
Raja Leonidas,
ini anakku, Sonio.
343
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,412
Paduka.
344
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,924
Mengapa dia tidak ikut?
345
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:15,186
Dia bukan prajurit.
346
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:16,454
Dan dia satu-satunya putraku...
347
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:18,996
ditakdirkan untuk membawa namaku.
348
00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:22,190
Bagaimana menurut kalian?
349
00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:24,360
Yummy.
350
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,427
Memang, saudariku.
351
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,598
Kurasa dia seksi.
352
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,176
Jika kau tak suka...
353
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,774
kau boleh cium pantat besarku!
354
00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:43,020
Ooh!
Oh!
355
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:48,182
Selamat, Sonio.
356
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,319
Kau sekarang sedang menuju
jalanmu menjadi seorang...
357
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:51,828
Pejuang Sparta hebat berikutnya!
358
00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:04,836
Spartan!
359
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:15,052
Anakku...
360
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,384
Aku takkan melupakanmu.
361
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,788
Kau begitu kecil sekarang...
362
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:23,191
tapi suatu hari nanti kau akan tumbuh
menjadi besar dan kuat...
363
00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:24,558
seperti ayahmu.
364
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:25,994
Dia bukan anakmu.
365
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,497
Kau bajingan.
366
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:38,366
Jaga ibumu.
367
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,505
Tegarlah, Nak.
368
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,388
Kembalilah dengan perisaimu...
369
00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:53,287
atau di atasnya.
370
00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:56,885
Jika aku kembali di atasnya,
aku mau kau pergi.
371
00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:58,930
Tidak akan.
372
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,090
Jika kau mati,
Aku akan bermain.
373
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,690
Sejujurnya...
374
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:06,203
Aku selalu ingin melakukannya
dengan gadis yang gemuk.
375
00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:36,601
Mereka sudah siap, Paduka.
376
00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:39,933
Bagus. Kita menuju selatan
ke Gerbang Panas...
377
00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:42,269
di mana kita akan mencegat
pasukan Persia.
378
00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:43,705
Mau kemana kalian?
379
00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:46,744
Peramal bilang jika kita berperang,
kita akan celaka.
380
00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:51,373
Peramal juga bilang bahwa
lukisan abstrak kita palsu.
381
00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:53,314
Tapi aku harap berbeda.
382
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:04,086
Berikan perintah, Kapten.
383
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:07,757
Spartans! Berbaris!
384
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:09,163
Ah-ooh!
385
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,101
Pasukan Spartan menuju selatan.
386
00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,175
Jalan!
387
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,727
Woo!
388
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,180
Prajurit Spartan yang tak kenal takut...
389
00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:05,950
tiba di Gerbang Panas...
390
00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:09,687
di mana bahaya mengintai
di setiap sudut.
391
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:14,394
Berhenti!
392
00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:20,070
Kelelahan selama perjalanan...
393
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:24,040
Pasukan Spartan mengumpulkan
kembali electrolyte mereka.
394
00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:33,915
Gatorade. Ada di dalam dirimu?
395
00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:42,425
Bagaimana menurutmu, Paduka?
396
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,122
Kita akan menggunakan jalan sempit
Gerbang Panas...
397
00:27:45,196 --> 00:27:46,993
untuk memojokkan pasukan Persia...
398
00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:50,466
di mana jumlah besar mereka
tidak akan berarti apa-apa.
399
00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:53,060
Kapten, apakah ada yang melihat
jalan kecil yang lain..
400
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,538
yang bisa digunakan pasukan Persia
untuk menyerang kita?
401
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:57,040
Tidak ada, Tuan.
402
00:27:57,108 --> 00:28:00,635
Aku tahu jalan kecil itu, Paduka.
403
00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:09,986
Mundur, makhluk tersembunyi.
404
00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,216
Ada jalan kecil kambing rahasia
tepat di atas Gerbang Panas.
405
00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:14,884
Jika pasukan Persia menemukannya,
mereka bisa mengepungmu.
406
00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:16,426
Tenanglah, Kapten.
407
00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:20,287
Tunjukkan dirimu.
408
00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:25,329
Paris Hilton?
409
00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:26,427
Hai, semuanya.
410
00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:27,994
Apa yang terjadi padamu?
411
00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:30,564
Oh.
Maksudmu bungkuk ini?
412
00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:33,167
Yeah. Bungkuk.
413
00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:35,007
Ini cuma,
"Kau masuk penjara.
414
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,604
"Sekarang kau bisa bebas.
415
00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:37,978
Sekarang kau kembali masuk penjara. "
416
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:41,314
Terus seperti itu.
417
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,081
Aku benar-benar bingung.
418
00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:45,213
Maksudku, sekalipun Tinkerbell
berpura-pura.
419
00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:46,655
Dia belum bergerak sejak Sabtu.
420
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,625
Tapi dia tetap jadi berita, aneh.
421
00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:50,251
Dan aku...
422
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:52,956
mereka merubahku menjadi seperti...
423
00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,625
monster yang benar-benar aneh!
424
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,668
Aku bahkan tidak tahu... oh.
425
00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,829
Tunggu sebentar.
426
00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:05,171
Oh-
427
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,268
Hello?
428
00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:08,505
Oh, hei, Nicole.
429
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,514
Tidak apa. Hanya beberapa orang
pria dengan pedang.
430
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,709
Tidak, maksudku
pedang asli, Nicole.
431
00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,046
Kau kasar sekali.
432
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:15,711
Ya, aku lapar.
Kau makan?
433
00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:17,152
Oh, kau makan buah almond?
434
00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:19,315
Oh, kau sudah cukup
makan seharian.
435
00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:22,325
Oke. Kalo begitu kita pergi ke Pinkberry.
436
00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:23,553
Dah, sexy.
437
00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:27,157
Dengar...
438
00:29:27,232 --> 00:29:29,666
Impianku menjadi seorang Sparta.
439
00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:35,036
Aku ingin bertempur untukmu,
Paduka.
440
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:41,545
- Apa yang kau bisa?
- Mmm.
441
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:45,276
Kau sudah lihat videoku?
442
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:48,683
Aku tidak suka caramu
memegang tombak.
443
00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:51,551
Kau genggam batangnya dengan kuat.
444
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,750
Dengan satu tangan di pangkal tombak...
445
00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:57,124
kau geser tangan satunya
ke ujungnya.
446
00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:01,060
Itu seksi.
447
00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:05,759
Maaf, tapi kami
tidak bisa mengajakmu.
448
00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:08,967
Tidak!
449
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,235
Itu tidak adil!
450
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:14,904
Mama!
451
00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:21,349
Kau akan menyesal!
Kau membuat kesalahan besar!
452
00:30:22,954 --> 00:30:26,117
Aku tidak bodoh seperti kelihatannya!
453
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,223
Tolong.
454
00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:33,420
Lihat! Pasukan Persia!
455
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:16,336
Aku utusan Raja Xerxes yang Agung...
456
00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:18,932
datang untuk menerima penyerahan dirimu.
457
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:21,205
Kami di sini bukan untuk meyerah.
458
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:22,439
Haawoo!
459
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,311
Xerxes akan menikmati menjadikan
kalian budaknya.
460
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:49,300
Ow.
461
00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,367
Spartan!
462
00:31:53,444 --> 00:31:55,173
Yah!
463
00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:57,077
Mari bertempur!
464
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,915
Kami akan menghentakkan kaki di tanah.
465
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,814
Kami prajurit Spartan.
466
00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:09,252
Kami menghentakkan kaki di tanah.
467
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:11,386
Lihatlah barang kami.
468
00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:14,090
Mereka bergoyang keras.
469
00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:17,566
Ooh, ooh.
470
00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:19,500
Spartans!
471
00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:20,537
Yeah!
472
00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:27,667
Persians!
473
00:32:27,745 --> 00:32:29,804
Mari kita tunjukkan
kenapa kita jadi juara nasional...
474
00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,280
tiga tahun berturut-turut.
475
00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:32,373
Kalian mengerti?
476
00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,848
Oh, yang benar saja.
477
00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:43,587
Kami suka memakai sorban
dan makan baklava.
478
00:32:43,661 --> 00:32:45,458
Kami suka gadis dengan burkas...
479
00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:47,020
yang menutupi ta-tas.
480
00:32:47,098 --> 00:32:50,192
Ooh, ah! Ooh, ah!
481
00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:52,634
Persians, huh!
482
00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:56,598
Kalian bercanda, kan?
483
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,113
Astaga, yang benar saja.
484
00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:06,707
Ayo!
485
00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:07,802
Oh!
486
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,874
Jangan muncul di dapurku..
487
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,107
dengan pantat lemah itu.
488
00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:37,267
Eee! Ooh!
489
00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:42,906
Kau baru saja kalah!
490
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,788
Kau bilang kami kalah?
491
00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,023
Buat mereka menari ke jurang!
492
00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:08,793
Tanpa ampun!
493
00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:10,390
Ayolah, Bung.
Apa kita tidak bisa membicarakannya?
494
00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:11,958
Yo, aku baru bertemu mereka di sini.
495
00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:12,968
Aku bahkan tidak mengenal mereka.
496
00:36:13,037 --> 00:36:16,336
Maju! Terus menari, anak-anak!
497
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:37,022
- Yang terakhir masuk telur busuk!
- Cannonball!
498
00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:38,254
Marco!
499
00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:44,160
Polo!
500
00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:47,400
Hyah!
501
00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:53,004
Kita mungkin memenangkan pertempuran,
tapi mereka akan memenangkan perang!
502
00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,510
Hyah! Apa?
503
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:57,811
Hadiah kemenangan...
504
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,907
"Lelaki Sejati Jenius. "
505
00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:04,020
Hari ini kami mengucapkan salut pada kalian...
506
00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:06,556
Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual.
507
00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:12,426
Tidak mengenakan apapun selain
celana dalam kulit dan mantel...
508
00:37:12,496 --> 00:37:15,522
kalian menyerang mush bagaikan
keajaiban minyak rambut botak.
509
00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:20,034
Pastinya, ada bahaya
510
00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:22,072
menyerang badak,
menyerbu gajah...
511
00:37:22,139 --> 00:37:26,098
dan pria yang mengenakan toga lucu
bernama Chad.
512
00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:29,240
Kalian mungkin kencan satu kali...
513
00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,541
tapi kalian akan mengingatnya...
514
00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:32,583
Selamanya, selamanya...
515
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:38,714
Insting tajam kalian menyuruhmu
untuk memotong, mengiris dan membelah...
516
00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:40,416
setiap pria yang kalian temui.
517
00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:43,119
Tapi cukup bicara tentang karirmu
sebagai seorang penata rambut...
518
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,923
mari kita bicara tentang perang.
519
00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:50,166
Jadi Butt ini untukmu,
Raja Leonidas...
520
00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,065
karena saat keadaan menjadi sulit...
521
00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:53,797
kesulitan akan menjadi barang antik.
522
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,404
Ratu Margo...
523
00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:06,507
kita harus bicara.
524
00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:10,382
Loyalist, apa maumu?
525
00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:15,524
Tomat yang bagus.
526
00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:18,153
Suamimu membutuhkanmu.
527
00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,691
Kau harus meyakinkan dewan...
528
00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:24,166
untuk mengirim lebih banyak pasukan
membantu suamimu.
529
00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:25,725
Suamiku sudah mati.
530
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,566
Dia menyuruhku untuk melanjutkan.
531
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,539
Lagipula, aku sudah
terdaftar di J Date.
532
00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:32,235
Sedikit ke kanan.
533
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,709
Di situ.
534
00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:36,474
Jika Leonidas gagal,
Xerxes akan mengambil alih...
535
00:38:36,547 --> 00:38:39,175
dan kau akan kehilangan mahkotamu.
536
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:41,684
Aku tidak akan jadi ratu?
537
00:38:41,752 --> 00:38:43,845
Ow! Itu terlalu keras.
538
00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:45,684
Kau akan kehilangan segalanya.
539
00:38:45,756 --> 00:38:47,747
Ow! Ooh, hentikan.
540
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,191
Istanamau, Mercedes-mu...
541
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:51,387
Hi-yah!
542
00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:53,259
- Ow!
... Nintendo Wii-mu...
543
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,423
Tidak, tidak, tidak, tidak, tidak.
544
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,590
Ow!
545
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:58,032
...ahli bedah reproduksi vaginamu...
546
00:38:58,102 --> 00:38:59,364
Hi... yah!
547
00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:00,699
...tukang kebunmu.
548
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,604
Antonio?
549
00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,322
Suamiku membutuhkanku.
550
00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:24,986
Aku akan melakukan apapun.
551
00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:26,222
Aku akan menyiapkan...
552
00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,026
pertemuan dengan dewan.
553
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,999
Tapi untuk mendapatkan suara mereka...
554
00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:32,934
kau membutuhkan dukungan Traitoro.
555
00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:37,336
Dia punya pengaruh besar...
556
00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:39,171
terhadap dewan.
557
00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:43,139
Sebaiknya menjadi sebuah akhir yang indah.
558
00:39:52,923 --> 00:39:55,118
Raja Leonidas!
559
00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:56,784
Pasukan Xerxes mendekat.
560
00:39:57,828 --> 00:39:59,159
Xerxes.
561
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,461
Dia sangat mirip dengan
pria gemuk dari Borat.
562
00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:11,202
Aku Raja Agung Xerxes.
563
00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:13,340
Ooh!
564
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,779
Ow, ow, ow!
565
00:40:17,848 --> 00:40:19,611
Jangan lagi!
Itu selalu terjadi.
566
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:22,443
Ow!
567
00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:26,615
Whew!
568
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,866
Sial!
569
00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:46,737
- Oh, maaf, Xerxes.
- Tidak apa.
570
00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:48,506
Tidak apa, tenang saja. Aku baik-baik.
571
00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:50,570
Aku bermaksud melakukannya.
572
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,247
Oh, sial!
573
00:40:53,317 --> 00:40:54,944
Aku harus bilang, kau punya nyali.
574
00:40:55,019 --> 00:40:56,611
Aku datang dengan pasukan besar.
575
00:40:56,687 --> 00:40:58,245
Kami akan menghancurkanmu.
576
00:40:58,322 --> 00:41:00,984
Sebelum peperangan ini berakhir...
577
00:41:01,058 --> 00:41:02,650
orang-orang akan tahu...
578
00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:04,751
bahwa seorang raja agung-pun bisa jatuh.
579
00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:07,354
Dengar, Leo, aku datang untuk bicara.
580
00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:09,763
Dengarkan saja tawaranku.
581
00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:13,830
Para wanita!
582
00:41:13,904 --> 00:41:16,338
Hai, Xerxes.
583
00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:20,073
Ah, itu mungkin untukku.
584
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:22,372
Hello?
585
00:41:22,446 --> 00:41:24,038
Benarkah?
586
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:26,082
Okay.
587
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,345
Tadi itu orang bank.
588
00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:29,613
Dia menawarkan...
589
00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:31,712
untuk membeli kembali tas kopermu...
590
00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:33,882
untuk pelarian akhir pekan selama dua minggu...
591
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:36,051
di Las Vegas, Nevada...
592
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,753
di Palms Hotel and Casino!
593
00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,386
Ooh...
594
00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:40,725
Aku selalu ingin pergi ke sana!
595
00:41:40,798 --> 00:41:44,199
Yang harus kau lakukan
hanya membungkuk padaku...
596
00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:47,363
...dan menyerahkan Sparta.
597
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,033
Setuju...
598
00:41:50,107 --> 00:41:51,597
atau tidak?
599
00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:54,601
- Setuju! -
Setuju! - Terima!
600
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:55,940
Terima tawaran itu!
601
00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:57,605
Kau pikir begitu? Tidak!
602
00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:58,841
- Terima saja!
- Sederhana.
603
00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,144
- Terima saja!
- Ayolah!
604
00:42:00,217 --> 00:42:01,616
Bagaimana dengan Sparta?
605
00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:02,709
- Tekan tombolnya!
- Ayo!
606
00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:04,754
Terima saja! Ambil!
607
00:42:04,822 --> 00:42:06,619
- Ambil!
- Terima saja!
608
00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:07,782
Tekan tombolnya!
609
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:10,489
Ambil!
610
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:13,257
Tidak setuju!
611
00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:15,764
Oh, bagus!
612
00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:18,063
Setelah aku menghabisimu...
613
00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:20,103
Sparta akan dimusnahkan.
614
00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:22,798
Bagaikan kau tidak
pernah dilahirkan.
615
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,602
Aku akan memastikan bahwa kau...
616
00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:26,165
tidak akan tertulis di buku sejarah.
617
00:42:27,511 --> 00:42:30,947
Tidak masalah bagiku, Xerxes...
618
00:42:31,015 --> 00:42:33,483
karena aku tidak bisa membaca.
619
00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:39,020
Xerxes tidak bisa menerima penolakan itu.
620
00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:42,183
Dari setiap sudut kerajaannya...
621
00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:45,422
dia mengirimkan
petarung yang paling hebat.
622
00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:47,896
Ibumu sangat Yahudi,
saat dia menyusui...
623
00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:49,933
Kool-Aid keluar!
624
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:59,601
Ibumu sangat bodoh,
dia kira Tupac Shakur...
625
00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:01,645
adalah hari libur Yahudi!
626
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,512
Lawan dia, Dilio!
627
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:14,024
Ibumu sangat gemuk,
ukuran celananya, um, um, um...
628
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:15,854
"Jalang, yang kurus kering"!
629
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:18,956
Ibumu begitu jelek...
630
00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:21,054
Bahkan Rosie O'Donnell
tidak mau mengencaninya.
631
00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:23,725
Uh-uh! Tidak, tidak!
Tidak!
632
00:43:23,801 --> 00:43:25,132
- Whoa!
- Tidak!
633
00:43:25,202 --> 00:43:28,228
Payudara ibumu
lebih kecil dari punyamu.
634
00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:33,472
Beri goyangan di situ!
635
00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:36,138
Ibumu sangat gemuk,
Sir Mix-A memutuskan...
636
00:43:36,213 --> 00:43:37,908
dia tidak suka pantat besar!
637
00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:40,382
dan dia tidak bohonh!
Cium itu!
638
00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:43,644
Oh! Ow!
639
00:43:43,721 --> 00:43:45,188
Oh, mataku!
640
00:43:45,255 --> 00:43:47,416
Oh! Oh!
641
00:43:47,491 --> 00:43:48,651
Mundurlah.
642
00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:50,023
- Kau suka itu?
- Duduklah.
643
00:43:52,096 --> 00:43:55,327
Yo, ibumu sangat gemuk,
saat dia kentut...
644
00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:57,959
Al Gore menyalahkannya
atas pemanasan global, Bung.
645
00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,195
Whew!
646
00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:01,601
Terimalah itu!
647
00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:05,472
Mungkin memang begitu,
tapi ibumu sangat berbulu...
648
00:44:05,542 --> 00:44:07,373
satu-satunya bahasa yang dia bisa...
649
00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:09,071
adalah Wookiee!
650
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:11,410
Oh!
651
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:14,712
Itu dia!
652
00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:16,116
Ibumu
653
00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:17,676
Ibumu
654
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,016
Ya!
655
00:44:22,092 --> 00:44:23,753
Da-dah!
656
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,419
Kembali ke lingkungan!
657
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:28,897
Xerxes menyaksikan
para petarungnya dikalahkan.
658
00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:32,629
Membuat dia merasakan dingin
sampai ke punggungnya.
659
00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:35,638
Atau mungkin itu Dentyne Ice...
660
00:44:35,706 --> 00:44:37,401
dengan kristal mint dingin.
661
00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:48,779
Loyalist bilang kau ingin menemuiku.
662
00:44:51,055 --> 00:44:52,283
Itu sampel urinku.
663
00:44:54,658 --> 00:44:55,989
Rasanya seperti asparagus.
664
00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:57,823
Leonidas butuh pasukan lebih banyak.
665
00:44:57,895 --> 00:45:02,559
Tanpa pasukan bantuan,
Sparta akan jatuh dan
666
00:45:11,742 --> 00:45:13,471
Aku akan melakukan apa saja...
667
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:16,104
untuk suamiku.
668
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:17,841
Apapun?
669
00:45:22,252 --> 00:45:23,844
Luar biasa!
670
00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:25,479
Aku akan bercinta!
671
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:28,024
Selamat tinggal, bujangan.
672
00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:30,356
Aku janji, kau tidak akan menikmati ini.
673
00:45:30,427 --> 00:45:33,089
Tapi aku menderita ejakulasi prematur
674
00:45:35,866 --> 00:45:37,128
Oh-
675
00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:38,361
Mmm.
676
00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:40,869
Tidak apa.
Aku punya kepiting.
677
00:45:47,904 --> 00:45:49,963
Ooh-
678
00:46:09,598 --> 00:46:12,863
Khianati Sparta tercintamu
679
00:46:16,705 --> 00:46:18,639
Bagus.
680
00:46:20,075 --> 00:46:23,511
Dan aku akan memberikan
semua yang kau inginkan.
681
00:46:23,579 --> 00:46:25,103
Seksi.
682
00:46:25,180 --> 00:46:26,977
Membungkuklah padaku.
683
00:46:29,184 --> 00:46:31,448
Membungkuklah kepada Raja Agung...
684
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,181
Xerxes.
685
00:46:33,255 --> 00:46:34,847
Aku seorang Hilton.
686
00:46:34,923 --> 00:46:36,447
Aku tidak membungkuk.
687
00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:39,259
Tapi aku memang sudah bungkuk.
688
00:46:39,328 --> 00:46:41,455
Ah, bagus.
689
00:46:41,530 --> 00:46:44,363
Ada jalan kecil kambing rahasia
menuju Gerbang Panas.
690
00:46:44,433 --> 00:46:47,664
Kau bisa menggunakannya
untuk mengalahkan Leonidas.
691
00:46:47,736 --> 00:46:50,762
Ah-
692
00:46:50,839 --> 00:46:53,103
Dan apa keinginanmu?
693
00:46:53,175 --> 00:46:55,336
Aku ingin catatanku dihapus.
694
00:46:56,378 --> 00:46:58,175
Oh, dan aku ingin
tas Chanel baru.
695
00:46:59,848 --> 00:47:01,008
Terimakasih.
696
00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:03,813
Aku ingin muntah bersenang-senang.
697
00:47:03,886 --> 00:47:06,480
Kau ingin mengatakan sesuatu,
katakanlah. Aku akan melakukannya.
698
00:47:06,555 --> 00:47:08,614
Apa ya tadi?
699
00:47:08,691 --> 00:47:09,988
Aku tidak ingat
700
00:47:10,059 --> 00:47:11,788
Oh, Tuhan, yeah.
701
00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:13,657
Aku ingin bongkok ini dibuang.
702
00:47:21,103 --> 00:47:22,365
Mmm!
703
00:47:28,510 --> 00:47:31,604
Kau bisa menyingkirkannya?
Ini sangat berat dan sulit dibersihkan.
704
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,875
Baiklah.
705
00:47:35,017 --> 00:47:37,611
Aah!
706
00:47:49,264 --> 00:47:51,198
Selama Xerxes tidak menemukan...
707
00:47:51,266 --> 00:47:53,564
Jalan kecil rahasia ke Gerbang Panas...
708
00:47:54,937 --> 00:47:57,735
...pasukan besar mereka
tidak akan berarti.
709
00:47:59,341 --> 00:48:00,774
Paduka!
710
00:48:02,911 --> 00:48:04,845
Atur nafasmu.
711
00:48:04,913 --> 00:48:06,744
Campuran Vanilla.
712
00:48:06,815 --> 00:48:09,113
Ada apa, Nak?
713
00:48:11,553 --> 00:48:14,021
Xerxes sudah menemukan
jalan kecil kambing rahasia...
714
00:48:14,089 --> 00:48:15,181
melalui Gerbang Panas.
715
00:48:15,257 --> 00:48:16,281
Aw, sial!
716
00:48:16,358 --> 00:48:18,656
Terkutuk Paris Hilton.
717
00:48:18,727 --> 00:48:20,592
Aku benci dia.
718
00:48:20,662 --> 00:48:22,152
Dia menyebarkan ribuan
tentara Persia...
719
00:48:22,231 --> 00:48:23,493
yang akan tiba di sini sebentar lagi.
720
00:48:28,937 --> 00:48:32,771
Dilio...
721
00:48:32,841 --> 00:48:34,331
seberapa parah lukamu?
722
00:48:34,410 --> 00:48:37,641
Oh, cuma tergores, Paduka.
723
00:48:42,151 --> 00:48:43,482
Kau tidak punya mata.
724
00:48:43,552 --> 00:48:45,952
Para dewa menganugerahkan mata cadangan.
725
00:48:46,021 --> 00:48:47,613
Para dewa tidak punya itu.
726
00:48:47,689 --> 00:48:49,418
Kau cuma punya dua.
727
00:48:49,491 --> 00:48:51,425
Jeremy punya cadangan.
728
00:48:56,198 --> 00:48:58,723
Aku masih bisa bertarung!
729
00:49:00,536 --> 00:49:01,468
Whoa! Jangan!
730
00:49:01,537 --> 00:49:03,061
Dilio! Dilio!
731
00:49:03,138 --> 00:49:07,165
Di- Dilio! Dilio! Dilio.
732
00:49:07,242 --> 00:49:08,641
Berjalanlah bersamaku.
733
00:49:10,312 --> 00:49:12,303
Tidak. Tidak. Tidak.
734
00:49:15,551 --> 00:49:18,384
Takdirmu yang paling penting.
735
00:49:18,454 --> 00:49:23,585
Kau harus kembali ke Sparta...
736
00:49:23,659 --> 00:49:25,092
dan ceritakan kisah kami.
737
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,321
Ya, Paduka.
738
00:49:27,396 --> 00:49:29,626
Ada pesan untuk Ratu?
739
00:49:42,444 --> 00:49:44,503
Tidak ada yang peru dikatakan.
740
00:49:45,914 --> 00:49:47,677
Pergilah, Dilio.
741
00:49:47,749 --> 00:49:50,946
Ceritakan bagaiman 13 oran Spartan
berjuang demi kehormatan...
742
00:49:51,019 --> 00:49:54,011
demi kejayaan...
demi kebebasan!
743
00:49:55,457 --> 00:49:58,017
Semoga beruntung, Dilio.
744
00:50:15,110 --> 00:50:17,670
Spartans!
745
00:50:24,953 --> 00:50:26,545
Ini kesempatan terakhir kalian.
746
00:50:26,622 --> 00:50:29,716
Membungkuklah padaku atau kalian mati.
747
00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:33,124
Aku tidak akan membungkuk kepada siapapun!
748
00:50:37,633 --> 00:50:39,863
Berlutut.
749
00:50:39,935 --> 00:50:41,061
Tidak!
750
00:50:41,136 --> 00:50:43,730
- Menyembah.
- Cukup!
751
00:50:46,408 --> 00:50:48,069
Tali sandalmu tidak terikat.
752
00:50:48,143 --> 00:50:50,703
Oh... terimakasih.
753
00:50:50,779 --> 00:50:52,371
Lihat?
Apa susahnya?
754
00:50:52,447 --> 00:50:54,347
- Tidak, tunggu, tidak!
- Ah-tah-tah-tah-tah-
755
00:50:54,416 --> 00:50:56,748
- Tidak, aku tidak membungkuk.
- Tidak, tidak, tidak.
756
00:50:56,818 --> 00:50:58,012
Aku cuma memeriksa sepatuku!
757
00:50:58,086 --> 00:51:00,418
Tidak, kau mengakui aku
sebagai rajamu yang agung.
758
00:51:00,489 --> 00:51:01,353
Melambai!
759
00:51:01,423 --> 00:51:04,756
Ooh.
760
00:51:04,826 --> 00:51:06,259
Apa?
761
00:51:08,764 --> 00:51:10,595
Apa yang lucu?
762
00:51:10,666 --> 00:51:12,429
- Kau!
- Aku?
763
00:51:12,501 --> 00:51:14,196
Salam mu seperti perempuan.
764
00:51:14,269 --> 00:51:16,294
Kalian para idiot yang memakai
ayunan pisang...
765
00:51:16,371 --> 00:51:17,497
dan kalian menertawakanku?
766
00:51:17,573 --> 00:51:19,063
Sekarang kalian membuatku kesal.
767
00:51:19,141 --> 00:51:20,369
Aku akan memanggil semua orang.
768
00:51:20,442 --> 00:51:23,138
Hello. Di mana kau?
769
00:51:23,211 --> 00:51:24,439
Aku tahu di mana aku.
770
00:51:24,513 --> 00:51:26,276
Bawa pasukan besarku.
771
00:51:26,348 --> 00:51:27,440
Kalian13...
772
00:51:27,516 --> 00:51:29,040
tidak sebanding...
773
00:51:29,117 --> 00:51:30,709
dengan pasukan besar Persia ku.
774
00:51:30,786 --> 00:51:32,515
Jumlahnya jutaan!
775
00:51:37,726 --> 00:51:39,626
Itu cuma layar biru.
776
00:51:39,695 --> 00:51:41,094
Bodoh.
777
00:51:41,163 --> 00:51:43,097
Itu visual effect.
778
00:51:43,165 --> 00:51:45,030
Itu akan dilengkapi dengan
gambar digital juga nantinya.
779
00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:48,035
Pasukannya sangat mengagumkan
seperti yang kau bayangkan.
780
00:51:54,743 --> 00:51:56,404
Tuan-tuan, aku persembahkan...
781
00:51:56,478 --> 00:51:58,844
Ratu Margo.
782
00:52:24,439 --> 00:52:26,498
Ayo, sayang.
Aku jadi gemas.
783
00:52:28,744 --> 00:52:31,542
Peringatan bodoh.
Peringatan bodoh.
784
00:52:31,613 --> 00:52:33,478
Okay, semuanya, hujani!
785
00:52:52,034 --> 00:52:54,730
Bagus para dewan...
786
00:52:54,803 --> 00:52:56,236
Aku memohon pada kalian.
787
00:52:56,304 --> 00:53:01,332
Raja kalian, suami tercintaku,
butuh bantuan kalian.
788
00:53:01,410 --> 00:53:03,139
Sparta akan jatuh...
789
00:53:03,211 --> 00:53:06,510
jika kalian tidak setuju untuk
mengirimkan seluruh pasukanmu.
790
00:53:19,194 --> 00:53:21,162
Hadirin, satu-satunya harapan kita
untuk bertahan hidup...
791
00:53:21,229 --> 00:53:23,959
adalah dengan menyerah kepada Xerxes
dan memohon ampunannya.
792
00:53:24,032 --> 00:53:28,230
Jangan terbuai rayuan
dari penggoda murahan...
793
00:53:28,303 --> 00:53:30,396
dengan semua omong kosong
yang keluar dari mulutnya.
794
00:53:30,472 --> 00:53:32,633
Ooh-
795
00:53:32,708 --> 00:53:34,903
Oh, tidak, jangan kau lakukan.
796
00:53:34,976 --> 00:53:37,035
Ya. Aku sudah lakukan.
797
00:53:42,317 --> 00:53:46,083
Ratu Margo meluapkan
kemurkaan hebatnya...
798
00:53:47,989 --> 00:53:52,153
...bagaikan Tobey Maguire
dalam Spider-Man 3.
799
00:54:01,703 --> 00:54:03,068
Aku jahat.
800
00:54:08,844 --> 00:54:09,868
Tercipta dari pasir.
801
00:54:20,088 --> 00:54:21,646
Ohh!
802
00:54:26,495 --> 00:54:27,359
Oh, tidak.
803
00:54:29,364 --> 00:54:30,695
Ooh!
804
00:54:36,571 --> 00:54:38,266
Oh... manis.
805
00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:40,706
Menjijikkan.
806
00:54:51,753 --> 00:54:53,812
Apa ini?
807
00:54:53,889 --> 00:54:55,015
Oh! Oh!
808
00:54:55,090 --> 00:54:58,025
Oh, Tuhan!
Oh! Oh, Tuhan.
809
00:55:01,830 --> 00:55:03,491
Kau suka sekarang, Manusia Pasir?
810
00:55:03,565 --> 00:55:05,157
Oh, tidak.
811
00:55:07,369 --> 00:55:09,530
Dasar jalang penghisap debu!
Tidak!
812
00:55:13,642 --> 00:55:16,543
Tidak!
813
00:55:25,921 --> 00:55:27,684
Ah-
814
00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:33,857
Gelitik putingku dengan bulu.
815
00:55:33,929 --> 00:55:36,523
Xerxes masuk 5 besar Traitoro.
816
00:55:36,598 --> 00:55:38,589
Ngomel, ngomel, ngomel
817
00:55:38,667 --> 00:55:41,101
Traitoro seorang... pengkhianat?
818
00:55:41,169 --> 00:55:43,000
Duh!
819
00:55:43,939 --> 00:55:44,997
Semua yang setuju...
820
00:55:45,073 --> 00:55:47,541
mengirimkan pasukan lagi...
katakan "aye".
821
00:55:47,609 --> 00:55:52,342
Aye! Aye! Aye!
Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye-
822
00:56:15,437 --> 00:56:16,734
Spartans!
823
00:56:20,008 --> 00:56:21,441
Kalian sudah terkepung.
824
00:56:21,509 --> 00:56:23,636
Jatuhkan senjata kalian!
825
00:56:23,712 --> 00:56:25,543
Ayo serang mereka!
826
00:56:25,614 --> 00:56:27,275
Formasi!
827
00:56:33,755 --> 00:56:34,915
Um-
828
00:56:34,990 --> 00:56:38,426
Seorang Sparta selalu melindungi
teman di belakangnya.
829
00:56:43,498 --> 00:56:45,227
Betulkan pedangmu, Nak.
830
00:56:45,300 --> 00:56:46,824
Itu menusuk punggungku.
831
00:56:49,671 --> 00:56:51,002
Tapi aku tidak memakai pedangku.
832
00:56:53,808 --> 00:56:55,002
Kalau begitu teruskan.
833
00:56:55,076 --> 00:56:56,907
Anakku.
834
00:56:56,978 --> 00:57:01,745
Hari ini...
Kau menjadi seorang Sparta sejati.
835
00:57:01,816 --> 00:57:02,805
Terimakasih, Ayah.
836
00:57:05,186 --> 00:57:06,153
Serang!
837
00:57:09,524 --> 00:57:11,685
Tahan, Spartans!
838
00:57:21,937 --> 00:57:24,098
Ingatlah hari ini, anak-anak!
839
00:57:24,172 --> 00:57:27,369
Hari ini hari kalian mati!
840
00:57:27,442 --> 00:57:30,002
- Hah?
- Apa? Hah?
841
00:57:30,078 --> 00:57:30,830
Apa?
842
00:57:30,845 --> 00:57:32,836
Maksudku mereka yang mati.
843
00:57:32,914 --> 00:57:35,712
Hari ini hari mereka mati-
Itu maksudku.
844
00:57:38,687 --> 00:57:39,779
Jalan!
845
00:57:54,069 --> 00:57:56,469
Oh, dasar orang-orang bodoh.
846
00:57:59,474 --> 00:58:00,998
Tuhan, itu cerdik.
847
00:58:01,076 --> 00:58:03,909
Aku akan memberi pukulan Hercules
kepada kalian!
848
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:33,997
Ghost Rider!
849
00:59:37,372 --> 00:59:39,932
Kau akan pergi ke neraka.
850
00:59:50,251 --> 00:59:53,853
Hentikan, Jatuhkan dan berguling!
851
01:00:07,135 --> 01:00:09,467
Yo!
852
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,479
Tidak!
853
01:00:21,449 --> 01:00:23,542
Yo, Sonio.
854
01:00:25,286 --> 01:00:27,049
Aku akan mencopot cetakanmu.
855
01:00:27,122 --> 01:00:28,953
Oh, sial.
856
01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:31,990
Sonio!
857
01:00:43,905 --> 01:00:47,534
Kau akan membayar ini, Balboa.
858
01:00:47,609 --> 01:00:48,576
Lakukan.
859
01:00:54,082 --> 01:00:55,982
Popok dewasa?
860
01:01:22,744 --> 01:01:28,774
Botox... overdosis.
861
01:01:35,857 --> 01:01:38,189
Ya!
862
01:01:39,327 --> 01:01:41,227
Yeah!
863
01:01:44,299 --> 01:01:45,425
Yeah!
864
01:01:49,938 --> 01:01:51,701
Ya!
865
01:01:55,843 --> 01:01:58,107
Xerxes!
866
01:02:07,956 --> 01:02:11,756
Ini kematian yang indah.
867
01:02:14,329 --> 01:02:16,229
Sebenarnya tidak semenarik itu.
868
01:03:18,626 --> 01:03:19,957
Sial!
869
01:03:27,435 --> 01:03:30,700
Cukup semua kekerasaan video game
yang serampangan ini!
870
01:03:50,958 --> 01:03:53,586
Waah!
871
01:03:57,799 --> 01:03:59,096
Ah-
872
01:03:59,167 --> 01:04:01,158
Aha!
873
01:04:01,235 --> 01:04:02,862
Kubus Transformer!
874
01:04:11,946 --> 01:04:14,847
Oke, Sayang. Mari berubah bentuk.
875
01:04:48,783 --> 01:04:51,718
Aku Xerxestron...
876
01:04:51,786 --> 01:04:55,813
mengenakan teknologi maju alien.
877
01:04:59,394 --> 01:05:02,557
Jangan ganggu Britney!
878
01:05:02,630 --> 01:05:04,393
Dia seorang Raja Agung.
879
01:05:04,465 --> 01:05:06,558
Kumohon
880
01:05:13,141 --> 01:05:16,133
Jangan ganggu dia!
881
01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:18,269
Dia seorang manusia!
882
01:05:18,346 --> 01:05:20,746
Oh, oh, dasar pelacur.
883
01:05:28,623 --> 01:05:31,387
Leonidas membuktikan ucapannya.
884
01:05:31,459 --> 01:05:33,757
Seorang Raja Agung telah jatuh.
885
01:05:33,828 --> 01:05:36,888
Tapi sayangnya, tepat menimpa mereka.
886
01:05:57,218 --> 01:05:59,015
Aku cuma...
887
01:06:01,522 --> 01:06:03,649
Oh-
888
01:06:05,026 --> 01:06:06,687
Ooh.
889
01:06:06,761 --> 01:06:08,285
Ratu Margo.
890
01:06:08,362 --> 01:06:09,829
- Yeah.
- Oh.
891
01:06:33,654 --> 01:06:36,054
Leonidas dan pasukan Sparta...
892
01:06:36,123 --> 01:06:38,091
mati terhormat...
893
01:06:38,159 --> 01:06:41,458
demi kejayaan.
894
01:06:41,529 --> 01:06:44,896
Kematian mereka indah.
895
01:06:49,837 --> 01:06:55,070
Hari ini... kami berdiri menghadapi
30 ribu pasukan Persia.
896
01:06:56,477 --> 01:07:00,413
Tapi sekarang kita 100 ribu tentara!
897
01:07:00,481 --> 01:07:02,506
Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh!
898
01:07:03,518 --> 01:07:04,610
Untuk kejayaan!
899
01:07:13,961 --> 01:07:15,292
Ah.
900
01:07:15,363 --> 01:07:17,797
Ikuti aku, anak-anak.
901
01:07:17,865 --> 01:07:20,425
Entahlah.
902
01:07:20,501 --> 01:07:24,403
Demikianlah, Dilio memimpin pasukan Sparta
dengan kebutaannya...
903
01:07:24,472 --> 01:07:26,463
Menjauh dari pasukan Persia...
904
01:07:26,541 --> 01:07:29,237
Ke Malibu...
905
01:07:29,310 --> 01:07:33,371
tepat saat Lindsay Lohan
baru saja meninggalkan rehab... lagi.
906
01:09:07,775 --> 01:09:09,072
Apa kabar, Kawan?!
907
01:09:34,402 --> 01:09:36,666
Itu "Britney," pelacur.
908
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:27,813
Benar, kawan!
909
01:12:33,781 --> 01:12:36,716
Seiring dengan kekalahan pasukan Sparta...
910
01:12:36,784 --> 01:12:38,752
bahkan Leonidas percaya...
911
01:12:38,819 --> 01:12:41,185
kemenangan milik mereka.
912
01:12:41,255 --> 01:12:43,223
Kemenangan milik kita, anak-anak!
913
01:12:43,290 --> 01:12:44,450
Ah-ooh!
914
01:12:45,860 --> 01:12:48,260
Mari kita rayakan!
915
01:12:48,329 --> 01:12:51,196
Malam ini, kita makan malam...
916
01:12:51,265 --> 01:12:53,062
di Hooter's!
917
01:12:53,133 --> 01:12:54,191
Hoo!
918
01:12:59,006 --> 01:13:00,633
Makan pemberian mereka...
919
01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:02,300
semuanya!
920
01:13:02,376 --> 01:13:03,809
Dan beri mereka tip...
921
01:13:03,878 --> 01:13:05,277
kosong!
922
01:13:05,346 --> 01:13:07,246
Yeah! Yeah!
923
01:13:07,314 --> 01:13:09,282
Ini Two-fer Tuesday.
924
01:13:09,350 --> 01:13:11,409
Yeah!
925
01:13:11,485 --> 01:13:12,975
Ayo!
- Tidak! Whoa!
926
01:13:15,222 --> 01:13:17,417
Oh, manis sekali.
927
01:13:20,194 --> 01:13:22,219
Oh! Oh-
928
01:13:22,296 --> 01:13:24,230
Oh- Oh-
929
01:13:24,298 --> 01:13:25,993
Itu baru anakku.
930
01:13:27,301 --> 01:13:29,064
Mau kemana kau?
931
01:13:29,136 --> 01:13:31,297
- Aah!
- Dasar pengecut kecil.
932
01:13:33,274 --> 01:13:35,242
Tidak! Tidak!
933
01:13:39,813 --> 01:13:40,677
Bagus.
934
01:13:40,748 --> 01:13:42,147
Yay.
935
01:13:52,660 --> 01:13:56,357
Jika kau tidak bisa menghindari bola,
kau tidak akan bisa menghindari pedang.
936
01:13:57,264 --> 01:13:59,255
Ha! Kau meleset.
937
01:14:00,401 --> 01:14:02,028
Ow!
938
01:14:02,102 --> 01:14:04,536
Dia sekarang bisa mengepung kita, Paduka.
939
01:14:08,309 --> 01:14:09,640
Semuanya!
940
01:14:14,048 --> 01:14:16,539
Kita sedang menghadapi kematian yang nyata.
941
01:14:16,617 --> 01:14:18,676
Rasa buah ceri.
942
01:14:18,752 --> 01:14:20,617
Tapi...
943
01:14:20,688 --> 01:14:23,452
mereka terpedaya,
karena mereka tidak tahu...
944
01:14:23,524 --> 01:14:26,823
bahwa mati dalam pertempuran
adalah kehormatan terbesar...
945
01:14:26,894 --> 01:14:28,953
bagi seorang Sparta!
946
01:14:31,532 --> 01:14:34,023
Ah-hoo.
947
01:14:34,101 --> 01:14:37,502
Oh Tuhan, itu rencana yang buruk.
948
01:14:37,571 --> 01:14:39,869
Dengar, Leonidas...
949
01:14:39,940 --> 01:14:41,805
perang bukanlah jawaban.
Heh-heh.
950
01:14:42,476 --> 01:14:44,376
Percayalah, aku tahu.
951
01:14:44,445 --> 01:14:47,005
Tidak! Perang adalah jawabannya!
952
01:14:58,325 --> 01:15:00,054
Di mana aku?
953
01:15:03,497 --> 01:15:06,523
Spidey, kau dipecat.
954
01:15:17,611 --> 01:15:19,738
Hai.
Apa kabar, Leonidas?
955
01:15:19,813 --> 01:15:21,075
Ellen.
956
01:15:21,148 --> 01:15:22,638
Dengar, aku tak tahu
kenapa kau kesal.
957
01:15:22,716 --> 01:15:24,445
Kau nampak hebat.
Kau tahu, mantel itu bagus.
958
01:15:24,518 --> 01:15:25,610
Aku suka... popok itu.
959
01:15:25,686 --> 01:15:26,812
Aku ingin memakai sesuatu yang sangat mirip...
960
01:15:26,887 --> 01:15:28,047
untuk Portia Jumat malam.
961
01:15:28,122 --> 01:15:29,282
Kita jadi lincah.
962
01:15:29,356 --> 01:15:31,347
Hello, Leonidas.
963
01:15:31,425 --> 01:15:34,053
Wow, apa di sini panas?
964
01:15:34,128 --> 01:15:37,256
Okay, Portia, Portia,
wanita, wanita, wanita.
965
01:15:37,331 --> 01:15:39,060
wanita, kau suka wanita.
966
01:15:39,133 --> 01:15:40,259
Aku bisa melihatnya dari
967
01:15:40,334 --> 01:15:41,892
reaksimu, kau tidak merasa terhibur.
968
01:15:41,969 --> 01:15:44,961
Itu reaksi yang sama bagi siapapun
yang menemui Mr. Wrong.
969
01:15:45,039 --> 01:15:47,405
Mari bermain. Mungkin kita bisa
memainkan permainan.
970
01:15:47,474 --> 01:15:48,634
Bagaimana dengan "Who Sneezed?"
971
01:15:48,709 --> 01:15:49,733
Itu permainan yang mudah.
972
01:15:49,810 --> 01:15:51,243
Kami menutup matamu
dan seseorang bersin...
973
01:15:51,311 --> 01:15:52,744
dan kau tebak itu siapa.
974
01:15:52,813 --> 01:15:54,940
Jika itu kau, kau menang.
Karena tentu saja, kau tahu.
975
01:15:55,015 --> 01:15:56,039
Dengar, tenanglah.
976
01:15:56,116 --> 01:15:57,777
Mari kita berdansa, bisa? Ayo.
977
01:15:57,851 --> 01:16:00,342
Benar begitu. Oh, astaga.
978
01:16:00,421 --> 01:16:01,718
Oke.
979
01:16:01,789 --> 01:16:03,120
Itu dia, kau mulai mengikutinya.
980
01:16:03,190 --> 01:16:05,750
- Kau tahu, mundur dan maju
- Tidak, aku tidak bisa melakukan ini!
981
01:16:07,227 --> 01:16:08,717
Ibumu sangat jelek, jika dia...
982
01:16:08,796 --> 01:16:10,593
anggota Spice Girls,
namanya akan jadi...
983
01:16:10,664 --> 01:16:12,996
Dookie Spice!
984
01:16:13,067 --> 01:16:14,728
Doo-doo!
985
01:16:14,802 --> 01:16:16,599
Leonidas.
986
01:16:18,505 --> 01:16:20,598
Kau harus coba Scientology.
987
01:16:20,674 --> 01:16:22,505
Aku akan membebaskan Katie.
988
01:16:24,178 --> 01:16:25,167
Ya!
989
01:16:25,245 --> 01:16:26,974
Aku harus membeli
sejuta satu kemegahan...
990
01:16:27,047 --> 01:16:28,776
dengan uangku sendiri,
dan aku harus membeli...
991
01:16:28,849 --> 01:16:31,317
Aku meletakkannya dengan tanganku, Simon...
992
01:16:31,385 --> 01:16:35,253
dan dengan semua reputasi yang kupunya,
dan kau duduk di sini...
993
01:16:35,322 --> 01:16:37,950
bilang aku tidak intennigent-
994
01:16:38,025 --> 01:16:39,788
inte-
bahwa aku tidak intenni-
995
01:16:39,860 --> 01:16:41,418
- Biar kuulang.
- Intelligent. Yeah.
996
01:16:41,495 --> 01:16:42,655
- Tunggu.
- Intelligent. Yeah.
997
01:16:42,729 --> 01:16:44,594
Aku lihat ke mana-mana.
998
01:16:44,665 --> 01:16:46,724
Tidakkah kau benci saat kau
ada di pesawat, kau tahu...
999
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:48,893
dan kapten, seperti,
"jika kau lihat ke luar jendela...
1000
01:16:48,969 --> 01:16:50,766
sebelah kirimu, kau akan lihat
pesawat yang lain"?
1001
01:16:50,838 --> 01:16:52,703
Apa aku benar? Tahu yang kumaksud?
1002
01:16:52,773 --> 01:16:54,104
Pesawat lain? Benar?
1003
01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:55,664
Tidakkah kau benci saat kau
berada di supermarket...
1004
01:16:55,742 --> 01:16:57,107
kau tahu, dan kau ada di deretan ke tiga.
1005
01:16:57,177 --> 01:16:58,474
Dan, seperti, "Bersihkan
deretan ke tiga. "
1006
01:16:58,545 --> 01:17:00,035
Kau tahu? Dan kau seperti,
"Apa yang sedang kulakukan di sini?"
1007
01:17:00,114 --> 01:17:01,513
Aku di deretan ke tiga, hah? Benar?
1008
01:17:01,582 --> 01:17:04,016
Kalian semua penggemarku, kan?
Kalian semua mencintaiku, kan?
1009
01:17:04,084 --> 01:17:05,551
Siapa melihat Karyawan Teladan Bulan Ini?
1010
01:17:05,619 --> 01:17:07,018
Oke, itu keren.
1011
01:17:07,087 --> 01:17:08,315
Benar? Yeah, apa kabar, Leonidas?
1012
01:17:08,388 --> 01:17:10,185
Jari super untukmu.
1013
01:17:10,257 --> 01:17:11,224
Tidak.
1014
01:17:12,726 --> 01:17:13,818
Jari super...
1015
01:17:13,894 --> 01:17:15,691
untukmu, Dane Cook!
1016
01:17:17,231 --> 01:17:19,722
Ini perumpaan karirku.
1017
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,062
Kau keluar dari halaman MySpace-ku.
1018
01:17:21,135 --> 01:17:23,103
Aku benar benar 42.
1019
01:17:25,772 --> 01:17:27,069
Maaf, aku tidak dengar
apa yang kau katakan...
1020
01:17:27,141 --> 01:17:28,438
Karena aku tidak bisa memahamimu...
1021
01:17:28,509 --> 01:17:30,204
karena kau bicara seperti ini.
1022
01:17:30,277 --> 01:17:32,575
Ibumu seperti pemabuk tua bodoh...
1023
01:17:32,646 --> 01:17:35,046
Aku kira dia David Hasselhoff.
1024
01:17:35,115 --> 01:17:37,140
Yeah!
1025
01:17:38,952 --> 01:17:40,385
Dari Knight Rider.
1026
01:17:40,454 --> 01:17:41,580
Dinaladas, do-
1027
01:17:41,655 --> 01:17:43,145
Dot- Dingalidas, Dingalidas...
1028
01:17:43,223 --> 01:17:45,157
Dingledangle, do...
1029
01:17:45,225 --> 01:17:48,217
kaki pendek, lalu
kau akan jadi bintang...
1030
01:17:48,295 --> 01:17:49,887
kau akan jadi bintang.
1031
01:17:52,499 --> 01:17:56,663
Episode terakhir Sopranos
adalah yang paling mengecewakan.
1032
01:17:56,737 --> 01:17:59,763
Maksudku, apa Tony dihajar
atau hidup atau bagaimana?
1033
01:18:03,577 --> 01:18:05,670
Apa yang terjadi di Vegas...
1034
01:18:05,746 --> 01:18:08,271
tetap di Vegas.
1035
01:18:08,348 --> 01:18:12,682
Kau hanya tetap melakukan
apa yang kau lakukan...
1036
01:18:12,753 --> 01:18:16,086
karena... melakukan adalah pekerjaanmu.
1037
01:18:17,495 --> 01:18:42,515
"ADANK DOANK"
"Wong Cilegon"
1038
01:26:13,933 --> 01:26:20,000
Menari.
Ri