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Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.20,0:00:07.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't wait any longer. Sweetheart!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.39,0:00:08.12,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No puedo esperar más, cariño.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.84,0:00:08.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.12,0:00:09.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mamá...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.94,0:00:11.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,How is she? How is the baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.03,0:00:11.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Cómo está ella? ¿Y el bebé?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.77,0:00:14.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Fran; I am so sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.83,0:00:14.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Fran; Lo siento.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.54,0:00:16.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I lost the baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.79,0:00:16.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Perdí el bebé?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.08,0:00:18.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, let me explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.55,0:00:19.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te explico; Hay algunos casos
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.06,0:00:20.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,In rare instances, the HGC levels
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.39,0:00:22.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,en que los niveles de HCG suben
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.42,0:00:24.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,can elevate to such a vast\Nconcentration that it emulates...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.32,0:00:24.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y crean un embarazo psicológico.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.62,0:00:27.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What the heck are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.83,0:00:27.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿De qué diablos está hablando?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.02,0:00:29.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,A false positive.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.11,0:00:28.28,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha sido una falsa alarma;
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.29,0:00:30.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Nunca has estado embarazada.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.09,0:00:30.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Turns out you were never pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.49,0:00:32.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.83,0:00:32.06,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.07,0:00:36.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Mi hija casada no está embarazada?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.09,0:00:35.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,My married daughter isn't pregnant?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.36,0:00:38.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,How can you screw up like this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.03,0:00:39.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Cómo ha podido estropearlo así?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.80,0:00:42.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Screw up has a negative connotation.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.07,0:00:42.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El verbo estropear tiene\Nuna connotación negativa,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.24,0:00:46.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We prefer to use the word, "mishap."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.59,0:00:46.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo profiero decir que fue mala suerte.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.14,0:00:48.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What was all that stomach pain I was feeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.35,0:00:48.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Y qué hay del dolor de estómago?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.84,0:00:52.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,That was caused by something you ate.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.99,0:00:52.75,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El dolor se debe a algo que comiste.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.61,0:00:56.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Fran; I can't tell you how sorry I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.75,0:00:56.75,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Fran; Lo siento mucho.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.42,0:00:57.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Darling,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.75,0:00:58.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Querida;
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.96,0:00:59.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,everything is okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.32,0:01:03.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Está bien, lo importante es que estás bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.36,0:01:02.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,The important thing is you're all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.26,0:01:03.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.56,0:01:06.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But you, however...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.80,0:01:07.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sin embargo, usted...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.56,0:01:12.00,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You are going to call Myra Needleman herself
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.91,0:01:12.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Usted llamará a la mismísima Myra Needleman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.00,0:01:16.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and explain why the "Hadassah Newsletter"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.59,0:01:16.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y que le explique por qué el\N"Boletín informativo de Hadassah"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.24,0:01:19.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,suddenly has no headline!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.77,0:01:19.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,de repente no tiene título.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.17,0:01:29.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Cariño, lo siento.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.22,0:01:30.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry.\NOh, you must be feeling...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.39,0:01:31.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Debes sentirte...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.92,0:01:33.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't even imagine how you're feeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.39,0:01:34.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No puedo imaginar cómo te sientes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.39,0:01:35.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's okay. It... you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.03,0:01:36.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No es nada, es decir,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.19,0:01:37.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you going to do? I guess it just...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.16,0:01:38.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿qué voy a hacer?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.59,0:01:40.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't meant to be. Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.19,0:01:40.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No tenía que ocurrir.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.46,0:01:42.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Look on the bright side.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.95,0:01:45.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo bueno es que podrás\Nacostumbrarte al nombre Schlomo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.15,0:01:45.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this'll give you time to\Nget used to the name Schlomo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.07,0:01:50.51,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you go pay the bill\Nand I'll get my things together,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.18,0:01:51.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ve a pagar; Recogeré mis\Ncosas y nos vamos a casa.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.51,0:01:52.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and then we'll go home?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.45,0:02:02.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-You sure you're all right?\N-I'm fine. I'm absolutely perfectly fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.63,0:02:02.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Seguro que estás bien?\N-Sí, estoy perfectamente.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.22,0:02:04.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.31,0:02:04.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.66,0:02:14.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ains;
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.83,0:02:15.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.04,0:02:21.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(Cries)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.84,0:02:28.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,THE NANNY - S06E08 "DIVIRTIÉNDOSE"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.21,0:02:33.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey;
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.33,0:02:36.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Cariño; Has olvidado\Ndarme el beso de despedida.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.22,0:02:35.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You forgot to kiss me goodbye!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.58,0:02:38.19,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.09,0:02:39.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo siento, querida.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.19,0:02:40.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure you're going to be all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.13,0:02:42.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Estás bien? ¿No quieres que me quede?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.76,0:02:42.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't want me to stay with you here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.33,0:02:45.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estoy bien; Ve a trabajar.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.65,0:02:44.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm okay. You can go to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.61,0:02:47.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right. Love you.\N-Love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.53,0:02:48.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Te amo.\N-Yo también.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.03,0:02:54.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Darling, you do realize\Nyou're still holding on?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.09,0:02:55.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Querida, ¿Te das cuenta\Nde que no me has soltado?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.94,0:02:57.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.28,0:02:57.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo sé.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.41,0:03:00.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetheart, would you like to talk?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.65,0:03:00.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Quieres hablar conmigo?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.01,0:03:02.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I would.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.25,0:03:03.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Creo que sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.81,0:03:06.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you mind if we do it sitting down?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.21,0:03:06.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Te importa si nos sentamos?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.05,0:03:08.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,, Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.13,0:03:08.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Está bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.02,0:03:14.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, darling, what's the matter?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.57,0:03:15.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,A ver, ¿qué ocurre?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.56,0:03:18.23,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, honey, I know that I was\Nreally strong at the hospital,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.81,0:03:18.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,En el hospital fui muy fuerte,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.23,0:03:20.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but, to tell you the truth,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.73,0:03:23.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,pero a decir verdad, yo ya amaba a ese bebé.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.46,0:03:23.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I already started loving that baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.05,0:03:25.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo también.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.09,0:03:26.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, darling, I know. So did I.\NBut you know what they say.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.05,0:03:29.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Dicen que "El que persevera, alcanza"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.37,0:03:29.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,If at first you don't\Nsucceed, try and try again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.13,0:03:33.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Así que lo haremos una y otra vez.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.14,0:03:32.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And again, and again, and\Nagain, and again, and again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.84,0:03:35.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you so much right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.01,0:03:35.29,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te quiero tanto...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.01,0:03:38.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Come with me, I want to show you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.29,0:03:37.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ven, quiero mostrarte algo.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.91,0:03:41.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.13,0:03:44.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mira; ya empecé a comprar cosas.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.35,0:03:45.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I already did a little shopping...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.59,0:03:47.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(Giggles)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.03,0:03:54.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What if it's a boy?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.13,0:03:55.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Y si es un niño?\N-Oh, sí
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.40,0:03:58.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, well... (Giggles)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.60,0:04:00.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Darling, the child isn't even born yet
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.77,0:04:03.74,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No ha nacido todavía y\Nya quieres que sea doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.54,0:04:03.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and already you're\Npressuring him to be a doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.47,0:04:07.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, they didn't have little lawyer suits.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.75,0:04:06.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No tenían trajecito de abogado...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.01,0:04:10.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Darling, I love you so much.\N-I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.65,0:04:09.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te quiero tanto.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.37,0:04:10.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y yo a ti.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.25,0:04:13.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't wait to come home, climb into bed,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.69,0:04:16.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quiero volver a casa, ir a la\Ncama y empezar a 'perseverar'.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.48,0:04:15.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and start againing again.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.54,0:04:18.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm-hmm. Oh, Ma; Guess what?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.25,0:04:21.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Adivinad; Hemos decidido\Ntener un bebé lo antes posible.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.02,0:04:21.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Maxwell and I decided that we're\Ngoing to try and make a baby right away.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.37,0:04:26.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Qué bien.\N-No me salte encima.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.62,0:04:25.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, 'mazel tov.'\N-No jumping! No jumping!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.16,0:04:27.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Love you.\N-I love you, son.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.01,0:04:27.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Te adoro, hijo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.53,0:04:29.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything is going to be wonderful,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.85,0:04:29.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Todo saldrá bien,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.70,0:04:32.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tendrás un hijo antes de que te des cuenta.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.93,0:04:32.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll have a baby before you know it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.53,0:04:36.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's going to take forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.73,0:04:35.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Va a ser difícil.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.07,0:04:41.40,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He's over 40 and his sperm\Nare practically in a coma.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.08,0:04:38.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tiene casi 40 años,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.11,0:04:41.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,sus espermatozoides ya deben estar en coma.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.21,0:04:44.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma; What are you saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.65,0:04:44.49,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué dices?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.38,0:04:46.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm saying his 'little fish'
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.49,0:04:46.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Digo que sus 'pececitos',
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.69,0:04:50.98,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,van a necesitar ayuda\Npara subir contra la corriente.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.76,0:04:50.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,are going to need a little\Nhelp swimming upstream.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.59,0:04:53.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Franny?\N-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.93,0:04:58.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Fran; Conozco a alguien\Ncon el mismo problema.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.96,0:04:58.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I know someone with the exact same problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.05,0:05:01.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Se casó, creyó estar embarazada
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.43,0:05:01.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Just got married, thought she was pregnant,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.13,0:05:03.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y se enteró de que no lo estaba.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.53,0:05:03.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,found out she wasn't...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.61,0:05:05.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero esa soy yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.78,0:05:06.30,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yetta, that's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.30,0:05:10.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Well, then you tell it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.51,0:05:07.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah;
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.69,0:05:10.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Entonces cuéntalo.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.54,0:05:13.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know something? When\Nmy mother couldn't get pregnant,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.77,0:05:15.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Cuando mi madre tuvo ese\Nproblema fue a un curandero
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.58,0:05:15.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,she went to am herbologist,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.13,0:05:18.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y entonces tuvo tres niños más...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.61,0:05:18.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and then she had three of the...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.17,0:05:20.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Tontos que haya conocido.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.46,0:05:22.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Of the dumbest kids I have ever met.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.55,0:05:26.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yetta, you're talking about Val.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.89,0:05:27.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Nana, estás hablando de Val.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.92,0:05:28.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.22,0:05:30.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, well,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.30,0:05:29.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah;
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.61,0:05:32.14,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bueno, cuéntalo tú.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.73,0:05:33.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,then, you tell it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.26,0:05:38.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, it might not be a\Nbad idea going to a herbologist.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.45,0:05:39.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No sería mala idea que\Nfueras al curandero de tu prima.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.13,0:05:41.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Your cousin Meryl went, remember? Mr. Fu?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.35,0:05:41.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Te acuerdas? Era el Sr. Fu.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.54,0:05:43.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma; You want me to put\Nmy husband's little swimmers
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.61,0:05:44.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Quieres que confíe los\N'pececitos' de mi esposo
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.94,0:05:48.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,in the hands of a man whose\Noffice is in a Chinese restaurant?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.53,0:05:48.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,a un tipo cuya consulta\Nestá en un restaurante chino?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.53,0:05:51.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es cantonés.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.58,0:05:51.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Cantonese.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.58,0:05:54.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's behind the restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.77,0:05:55.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y está detrás del restaurante.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.95,0:06:00.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Meanwhile, he gave Meryl\Na bunch of roots and crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.09,0:06:00.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Él le dio a tu prima un\Nmontón de raíces y porquerías...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.26,0:06:03.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And bam, she got pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.45,0:06:03.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,...que la hicieron quedar embarazada.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.06,0:06:05.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I'll talk to Max about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.45,0:06:06.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Bueno, se lo diré a Max.\N-Noooooo
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.09,0:06:07.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-No!\N-Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.61,0:06:10.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Perderá la confianza, se sentirá castrado,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.90,0:06:10.06,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,He'll lose confidence,\Nhe'll feel emasculated,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.06,0:06:12.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and then he'll never want\Nto have sex with you again.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.93,0:06:13.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,no querrá acostarse contigo y entonces...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.80,0:06:13.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And then he'll...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.77,0:06:17.66,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tendrás un matrimonio como el de ella.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.97,0:06:17.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And then you'll have her marriage.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.55,0:06:28.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh! Wow!\N-Oh! Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.13,0:06:27.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ohhh\N-Oh
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.92,0:06:31.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you look at all this stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.05,0:06:32.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mira todo esto.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.79,0:06:34.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. Ooh, I wonder what this is for?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.73,0:06:34.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Para qué es esto.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.46,0:06:37.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is very good for\Nthe brain. Makes you smart.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.89,0:06:38.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es bueno para la inteligencia,\Ncuesta 50 centavos.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.39,0:06:38.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,50 cents a bottle.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.73,0:06:42.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y si compro dos, ¿cuánto es?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.94,0:06:42.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And how much for 2 bottles?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.21,0:06:48.60,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mejor compre la botella grande.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.30,0:06:48.37,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd better take the large.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.37,0:06:50.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.61,0:06:50.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Gracias
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.57,0:06:53.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Mr. Fu. I'm Fran and, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.97,0:06:55.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hola, Sr. Fu; Soy Fran y tengo\Nproblemas para quedar embarazada.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.68,0:06:55.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,we're having a little trouble conceiving.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.37,0:06:58.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No se hable más.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.75,0:06:58.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Say no more!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.01,0:07:00.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,This is an ancient Chinese mushroom root.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.25,0:07:01.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Esta antigua raíz china da un hongo,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.75,0:07:04.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You put it in a shake, and\Nhe takes one every 24 hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.33,0:07:04.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bébala con la malteada cada 24 horas.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.72,0:07:07.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But how many times a day?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.81,0:07:08.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Cuántas veces al día?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.13,0:07:20.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Así que esta cosa hará que
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.37,0:07:20.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So this stuff is really gonna make
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.67,0:07:23.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,his little soldiers swim faster?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.80,0:07:23.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,sus 'pececitos' naden más rápido?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.84,0:07:26.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Just ask Mrs. Fu.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.97,0:07:27.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pregúntele a la Sra. Fu.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.15,0:07:30.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, congratulations, Mrs. Fu.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.05,0:07:32.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La felicito, señora Fu,\N¿Así que la raíz la embarazó?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.55,0:07:32.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,So the shake got you pregnant?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.78,0:07:36.25,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,No, unfortunately I also had to use Mr. Fu.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.89,0:07:36.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No, desafortunadamente\Ntuve que usar al señor Fu.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.50,0:07:39.34,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.13,0:07:43.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you need a little extra help,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.45,0:07:42.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si necesita ayuda adicional,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.73,0:07:45.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,tome estas galletas de almendra.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.09,0:07:44.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,eat these special almond cookies.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.98,0:07:48.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll make the two of you\Nreally hot for each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.25,0:07:49.01,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hará que sientan deseos ardientes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.12,0:07:50.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.49,0:07:54.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bueno, es muy considerado\Nde su parte, pero a decir verdad,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.57,0:07:54.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's very thoughtful,\Nbut, to tell you the truth,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.13,0:07:58.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,mi esposo y yo no necesitamos\Nayuda en ese sentido.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.54,0:07:58.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,my husband and I don't need\Nany help in that department.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.54,0:08:01.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would a woman under 30 need any help?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.85,0:08:01.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Una mujer menor de 30 no necesita ayuda.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.13,0:08:04.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, you'd\Nbetter give me three dozen.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.37,0:08:04.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Deme 3 docenas.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.95,0:08:07.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Just give me the whole box.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.17,0:08:08.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Me llevaré la caja.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.35,0:08:13.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Val; I find these instructions so confusing.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.45,0:08:13.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estas instrucciones son muy complicadas.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.49,0:08:15.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's easy, Fran. Look,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.77,0:08:18.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es fácil; Esta es la malteada\Nque ayudará a los pececitos.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.89,0:08:18.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's the protein shake\Nthat'll help Max's swimmers.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.16,0:08:20.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And if he's not in the\Nmood, here are the cookies
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.21,0:08:22.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si no tiene deseos, las\Ngalletas lo harán entrar en calor.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.70,0:08:22.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that'll help make him frisky.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.73,0:08:27.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Val; I'm the cookie that'll make him frisky.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.93,0:08:26.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo soy la 'galleta' que\Nlo hará entrar en calor.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.89,0:08:30.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Creo que es tiempo de que la comunidad médica
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.20,0:08:31.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Meanwhile, I think it is high time\Nthat the Western Medical community
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.61,0:08:33.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,reconozca el valor de-la\Nantigua medicina china.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.07,0:08:33.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,recognized the value in\Nancient Chinese medicine.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.54,0:08:37.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Val; Those smart pills are\Nreally beginning to kick in.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.69,0:08:37.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La medicina para la inteligencia\Nte está haciendo efecto.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.55,0:08:40.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't it prodigious?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.81,0:08:41.16,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿No es prodigiosa?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.55,0:08:45.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, well, now you're just showing off.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.81,0:08:46.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahora estás presumiendo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.72,0:08:48.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Fran; Do you have some time\Nto help me with my homework?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.05,0:08:48.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Tienes tiempo para ayudarme con mis deberes?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.62,0:08:51.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, honey. I always have time for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.79,0:08:53.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Claro, siempre tengo tiempo\Npara ti, ¿qué materia es?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.73,0:08:54.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's the subject?\N-Honors Algebra-2.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.05,0:08:54.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Algebra II.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.16,0:08:56.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, look, sweetie;
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.77,0:09:00.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mira, esa raíz cuadrada no está\Nbien. Fran; La raíz no está bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.27,0:08:58.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Your square root's all off.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.09,0:09:00.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Fran; Look, her square root's all off.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.49,0:09:04.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Oh, yes. I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.65,0:09:03.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Claro, ya la veo.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.81,0:09:08.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Valerie; Why don't you take young\NGracie upstairs and, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.17,0:09:08.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Valery, ¿por qué no subes con Gracey
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.13,0:09:13.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y hacen lo que sea para\Nlograr algo prodigioso?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.78,0:09:12.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,do whatever to make it more prodigious?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.08,0:09:18.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué es eso?; ¿Un adelgazante?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.15,0:09:18.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What's that, Nanny Fine? Slimfast?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.39,0:09:22.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,No; Swim fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.44,0:09:21.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No; Un vigorizante.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.79,0:09:27.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would a woman go to\Nsuch lengths to have a baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.92,0:09:28.36,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Cómo una mujer puede\Nllegar a tanto para tener un hijo?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.80,0:09:30.93,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, in fact, I was thinking\Nabout having one of those operations,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.36,0:09:30.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo pensaba en operarme,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.89,0:09:36.09,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,pero, ¿y si me caso con un\Nrico que quiera descendencia?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.93,0:09:33.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but then I thought, what\Nif I marry a wealthy man
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.60,0:09:35.89,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,who insists I produce an heir.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.89,0:09:38.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, stop deluding yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.09,0:09:38.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estás delirando de nuevo.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.27,0:09:41.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead and have the vasectomy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.37,0:09:40.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ve a hacerte la vasectomía.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.54,0:09:45.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, now, I have such a good comeback.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.57,0:09:49.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Qué graciosillo; Ve a lavar\Nlos calzoncillos de tu jefe.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.21,0:09:49.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,But don't you have to go\Nwash your boss' underwear?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.08,0:09:54.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm. You know, Nanny Fine\Nmay not know how to work an oven,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.93,0:09:57.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La niñera no sabe de\Nrepostería pero sabe comprar.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.56,0:09:56.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but she knows how to get good takeout.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.73,0:10:00.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,These cookies are delicious.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.08,0:10:00.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estas galletas están deliciosas.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.57,0:10:06.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,They are pretty good, aren't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.85,0:10:07.26,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Están buenas, ¿eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.07,0:10:13.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.37,0:10:14.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,De hecho, no son nada malas.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.11,0:10:15.98,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,they're not bad at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.44,0:10:20.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Niles; Is that a new apron you're wearing?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.61,0:10:19.93,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Niles; ¿ese delantal es nuevo?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.93,0:10:20.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.73,0:10:21.74,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.94,0:10:22.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♫
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.74,0:10:22.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♫
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.12,0:10:23.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,♥
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.77,0:10:23.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,♥
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.69,0:10:30.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you guys seen mom or\Ndad in the past couple of days?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.73,0:10:30.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Habeis visto a papá y\Nmamá los últimos 2 días?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.16,0:10:32.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, what have they been doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.53,0:10:33.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué estarán haciendo?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.11,0:10:40.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Niles; Do you know what\Nmom and dad have been up to?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.93,0:10:41.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Niles, ¿qué hacen nuestros padres?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.25,0:10:44.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Um... they're trying to\Ncoproduce a new project.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.13,0:10:45.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tratan de coproducir una nueva obra.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.97,0:10:51.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,How? Dad's going to let\NFran handle his business?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.29,0:10:51.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Papá va a dejar que Fran haga su trabajo?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.95,0:11:01.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat your eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.05,0:11:01.54,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Come y calla.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.85,0:11:07.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hola, cariño.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.89,0:11:07.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,How are you, baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.53,0:11:13.68,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, dumpling.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.85,0:11:12.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hola, pimpollo.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.77,0:11:16.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm, you smell good. What is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.18,0:11:16.61,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hueles bien, ¿qué es?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.61,0:11:18.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,"Fresco Limón".
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.81,0:11:19.76,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Lemon Bowl Fresh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.18,0:11:27.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You're wearing those extra-wide\Nshoulder pads today, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.41,0:11:25.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Veo que hoy llevas hombreras.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.21,0:11:29.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not wearing any.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.29,0:11:29.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y nada debajo de eso.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.45,0:11:34.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Better.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.61,0:11:33.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mejor.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.56,0:11:38.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Should we worry about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.69,0:11:38.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Me empiezan a preocupar.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.25,0:11:42.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Let them experiment.\NI hope it's just a phase.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.54,0:11:42.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Debe ser un juego; Espero que sea una etapa.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.55,0:12:07.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[Max:] -Niles!\N-What!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.89,0:12:08.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[Max:] -¡Niles!\N-¿Qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.36,0:12:10.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Niles; Quick! Quick! Throw\Nthis pregnancy test away quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.05,0:12:12.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Date prisa y tira esta\Nprueba de embarazo; rápido!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.22,0:12:13.43,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Quick as you can. Well,\NI could have done that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.18,0:12:15.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Eso lo hubiera hecho yo; Tírala fuera.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.43,0:12:15.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I meant throw it away outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.33,0:12:18.47,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you could have done that, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.37,0:12:18.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tambien podría haberlo hecho usted.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.05,0:12:21.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Otro negativo; Intento\Nno darle la mala noticia.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.47,0:12:20.20,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It was another negative.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.20,0:12:22.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to try and hold off\Nthis bad news as long as possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.45,0:12:24.68,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La pobre se va a decepcionar.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.97,0:12:24.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,The poor thing will fall apart.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.69,0:12:26.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sí, sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.69,0:12:26.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.57,0:12:29.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Maxwell; As long as I have you here,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.89,0:12:30.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mientras estás aquí, aprovecho\Npara hablarte de negocios.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.11,0:12:32.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,there's some business we need\Nto take care of. It seems that...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.33,0:12:32.08,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Parece...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.57,0:12:34.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.25,0:12:37.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Quieto!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.38,0:12:36.30,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.92,0:12:40.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It seems Andrew Lloyd Webber was\Nslated to do "Hollywood Squares" this week.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.17,0:12:40.73,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Parece que Andrew Lloyd\NWebber hará Hollywood Squares.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.59,0:12:44.83,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that is so typical of the\Nman! Oh, he's all commercial.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.73,0:12:45.53,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es algo típico de ese hombre;\NLe encanta algo comercial.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.83,0:12:47.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, he'd sell out at the drop of a hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.53,0:12:50.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tiene tanto éxito que lo ven\Ncomo el más afortunado del medio.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.33,0:12:50.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And he has the gall to call\Nhimself a man of the theater?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.05,0:12:54.65,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Él no puede y te llamaron a ti.\N-¿Apareceré en H. Squares?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.46,0:12:52.87,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, they couldn't get him\Nand they want you instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.87,0:12:54.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm going to do "Hollywood Squares"?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.80,0:12:58.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[Fran:] Honey! Honey!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.95,0:12:57.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[Fran:] ¡Cariño...! ¡Cariño!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.64,0:13:01.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Has visto mi prueba de embarazo?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.81,0:13:01.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you seen my pregnancy test?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.44,0:13:04.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetheart, guess who's\Ngoing to meet nine celebrities
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.89,0:13:07.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Quién va a conocer a 9 estrellas\Ndel espectáculo y las fotografiará?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.58,0:13:06.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm going to let her bring her camera?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.81,0:13:08.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.13,0:13:10.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿De qué hablas?\N-Apareceré en H. Squares.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.22,0:13:09.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to do "Hollywood Squares."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.95,0:13:13.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, "Hollywood Squares"!\NI love "Hollywood Squares"!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.17,0:13:13.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Qué maravilla, me encanta, qué emocionante!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.05,0:13:16.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, honey, that's so exciting!\NHave you seen my pregnancy test?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.85,0:13:17.13,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Viste mi prueba de embarazo?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.49,0:13:18.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, Whoopi Goldberg's\Ngoing to be on the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.13,0:13:21.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Aparecerá Whoopi Goldberg\Ny voy a invitar a tu madre.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.66,0:13:21.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And... I know. Why don't\Nyou invite your mother?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.21,0:13:23.77,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿La invitarás?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.26,0:13:23.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You're inviting my mother too?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.59,0:13:26.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the test was negative, wasn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.77,0:13:28.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La prueba salió negativa, ¿Verdad?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.57,0:13:30.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, darling, darling, I'm so sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.69,0:13:30.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo siento.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.10,0:13:32.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. I don't understand this.\NWhy aren't we getting pregnant?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.37,0:13:33.33,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No entiendo, ¿por qué no nos embarazamos,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.97,0:13:36.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, we keep trying\Nagain and again and again.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.33,0:13:37.25,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,si lo hacemos una vez tras otra, tras otra?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.58,0:13:39.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Darling, I know. I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.25,0:13:42.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo sé. Mira, yo estoy cansado y tú también.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.31,0:13:41.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, look, I'm tired, you're tired,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.95,0:13:44.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,what do you say we just rest for a while
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.17,0:13:47.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Por qué no descansamos\Ny esperamos a la próxima?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.35,0:13:46.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and wait a bit until we try again? Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.85,0:13:50.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you say I go and make the\Narrangements for "Hollywood Squares,"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.17,0:13:50.69,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Iré a hacer los arreglos\Npara Hollywood Squares
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.69,0:13:54.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y después llevaré a mi bella esposa
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.79,0:13:53.96,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I'll take my beautiful wife out
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.96,0:13:56.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,for a lovely, romantic dinner?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.56,0:13:57.17,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,a una cena romántica.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.70,0:14:00.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's so sweet! I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.17,0:13:59.85,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Eres un encanto, te amo.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.85,0:14:01.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Muak, muak, muak
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.57,0:14:02.70,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Muaw\N-Muaw
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.61,0:14:05.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmmmmm
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.74,0:14:04.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[Fran:] Mmmmm
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.77,0:14:10.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not going to wait. We're\Ngoing to try again right now, aren't we?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.05,0:14:10.45,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No esperaremos y lo haremos ahora, ¿Verdad?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.24,0:14:12.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah...\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.45,0:14:12.42,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sí.\N-Sí
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.81,0:14:21.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ahhh;\N-Fran; No te deprimas.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.15,0:14:20.15,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.16,0:14:21.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Fran; Don't be so depressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.80,0:14:24.86,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La Dra. Roberts dijo que no hay\Nnada mal en ti ni en Maxwell.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.82,0:14:24.42,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Reynolds said there's\Nnothing wrong with you or Maxwell.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.43,0:14:27.90,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well then why'd she subscribe\Nthose stupid hormones for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.86,0:14:28.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Entonces por qué me recetó esas hormonas?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.90,0:14:31.21,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Darling; Taking hormones is a natural thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.19,0:14:31.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomar hormonas es algo muy normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.21,0:14:36.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Your Aunt Addy and your\NUncle Artie both took them.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.31,0:14:35.70,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu tía Addy y tu tío Arty las tomaban.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.97,0:14:40.67,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Mum, that's because\NAunt Addy was Uncle Artie.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.07,0:14:41.89,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Eso es porque la tía Addy y el\Ntío Arty eran la misma persona.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.90,0:14:43.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Shhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.14,0:14:47.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Shh! She's collecting\Ntwo Social Security checks.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.39,0:14:47.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Está cobrando dos cheques\Nde la seguridad social.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.55,0:14:49.12,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right.\N-You know,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.67,0:14:48.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bueno.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.83,0:14:52.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No entiendo por qué la\Ngente compra agua de toilette.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.12,0:14:52.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I never understood why\Npeople buy toilet water.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.02,0:14:55.36,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You ever smelled the water in a toilet?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.43,0:14:57.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Acaso no huelen el inodoro? No lo entiendo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.36,0:14:57.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not that great.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.15,0:15:01.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Qué pasa, dejaste de tomar\Nla medicina para la inteligencia?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.49,0:15:00.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter, Val? You\Nstopped taking your smart pills?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.49,0:15:03.22,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to. It gave me terrible gas.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.11,0:15:03.75,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tuve que dejarlas porque me daban gases.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.22,0:15:06.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What is the use of being brilliant\Nwhen nobody wants to come near you?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.75,0:15:07.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Para qué quiero ser\Ninteligente si nadie se me acerca?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.84,0:15:12.02,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[Megafonía:] Sra. Sheffield,\Nsus hormonas están listas.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.97,0:15:11.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[Man:] Mrs. Fran Sheffield,\Nyour hormones are ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.94,0:15:14.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, shh! Does everybody\Nhave to know my business?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.06,0:15:13.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Shhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.35,0:15:15.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Se tienen que enterar todo el mundo?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.88,0:15:17.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not like when you had\Nthat nauseous-making rash.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.55,0:15:19.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[Megafonía:] No es como la irritación\Nnauseabunda que tuvo.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.81,0:15:19.78,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.71,0:15:23.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Deme mi prescripción, una\Nprueba de ovulación y esto.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.78,0:15:22.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Just give me my prescription, and I'll\Ntake an ovulation kit please, in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.95,0:15:24.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you a mess.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.15,0:15:25.03,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Usted es un desastre.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.62,0:15:27.59,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad I didn't ask you out\Nlike your mother wanted me to.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.03,0:15:27.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Menos mal que no le hice caso a su madre
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.31,0:15:30.43,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,cuando me pidió que saliera con Ud.\N-¿Má?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.59,0:15:30.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(Gasps) Ma!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.16,0:15:33.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you weren't married and, ah,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.43,0:15:33.44,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No estabas casada...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.53,0:15:36.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that was really it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.99,0:15:37.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,A mí me parecía bien.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.56,0:15:38.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Val; We've got to hurry up
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.39,0:15:41.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es mejor que nos demos prisa\Nporque Max me espera en una hora.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.57,0:15:41.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,because Maxwell's expecting\Nme back at the house in an hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.57,0:15:44.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, the one good thing\Nthat has come out of all of this
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.87,0:15:45.57,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo bueno de todo esto es que
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.94,0:15:47.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,is that it's made me and Max inseparable,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.57,0:15:48.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,nos ha hecho inseparables.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.88,0:15:49.91,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,if you know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.07,0:15:50.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya sabes a lo que me refiero.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.91,0:15:52.41,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And remember, until you're ovulating,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.55,0:15:53.97,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hasta que no ovule, usted y su marido,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.41,0:15:56.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,you and your husband cannot have any sex.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.97,0:15:56.94,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,no tengan relaciones sexuales.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.50,0:16:12.73,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, so far I think\Nabstaining is going quite well.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.99,0:16:13.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hasta ahora la abstinencia ha sido positiva.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.73,0:16:15.80,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Darling, it's been five minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.08,0:16:16.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Sólo han pasado 5 minutos.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.80,0:16:17.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like to watch television?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.59,0:16:17.87,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Quieres ver la TV?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.27,0:16:19.61,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,No, then we'll just have to go downstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.87,0:16:21.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-No; Tendríamos que ir abajo.\N-Hay una Tv aquí arriba.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.61,0:16:22.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we've got one right up here.\N-Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.59,0:16:23.41,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Sí?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.54,0:16:25.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, we just haven't had occasion to use it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.41,0:16:25.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es que no la hemos usado.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.45,0:16:29.08,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why don't we just try talking?\N-Oh, right, that's a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.67,0:16:29.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-¿Por qué no hablamos?\N-Buena idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.30,0:16:42.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Cariño, ¿Qué te pasa?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.33,0:16:42.46,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, sweetheart, what's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.46,0:16:46.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, maybe sex is the only\Nthing we have in common.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.83,0:16:47.55,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quizás lo único que\Ntenemos en común es el sexo.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.53,0:16:48.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, darling, don't be ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.55,0:16:51.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No seas tonta, tenemos muchas cosas en común.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.97,0:16:51.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,We have lots of things in common.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.82,0:16:53.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No lo creo.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.84,0:16:53.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think we do.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.79,0:16:56.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Claro que sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.81,0:16:58.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes, yes, of course we do.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.58,0:17:00.75,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, darling, we should stop this.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.69,0:17:01.27,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Querida, no sigamos.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.75,0:17:02.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.27,0:17:03.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo sé.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.92,0:17:06.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,No, darling, really.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.39,0:17:06.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Hablo en serio.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.23,0:17:09.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo sé, lo sé.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.32,0:17:08.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.52,0:17:11.09,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, I'm serious now. Stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.63,0:17:11.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahora sí hablo en serio.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.09,0:17:12.69,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, you know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.39,0:17:12.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Sabes qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.63,0:17:15.56,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Contemos hasta tres
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.69,0:17:15.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't we just count to three
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.33,0:17:18.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,and then we'll pull apart?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.56,0:17:18.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y nos separamos.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.07,0:17:22.10,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. On three or count\Nto three and then pull apart?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.51,0:17:22.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Nos separamos al contar 3 o después?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.10,0:17:24.05,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, we'll make it easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.67,0:17:24.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Más fácil,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.05,0:17:26.26,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just count to 300.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.51,0:17:27.37,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,contemos hasta trescientos.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.28,0:17:31.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, no, no, no, no.\NI don't want to do anything
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.58,0:17:29.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, no, no;
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.99,0:17:34.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No quiero hacer nada que\Nestropee concebir un bebé.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.38,0:17:34.01,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that's going to jeopardize us making a baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.02,0:17:36.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Darling; This is ridiculous. It\Ncan't be as hard as all that.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.95,0:17:36.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No puede ser tan difícil.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.91,0:17:41.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tú pasaste 5 años de\Nabstinencia, ¿cómo lo lograste?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.92,0:17:40.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean you abstained for five years.\NHow on earth did you manage that?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.96,0:17:43.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,More M&M's, sweetheart?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.05,0:17:43.84,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Más chocolates, cariño?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.90,0:17:55.71,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Y en el cuadro central, como\Nsiempre, Whoopi Goldberg.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.97,0:17:54.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And, in our center square,\Nas always, Whoopi Goldberg!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.56,0:18:04.95,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Yetta!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.91,0:18:06.11,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yetta!\N-Mom! Are you nuts!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.95,0:18:08.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mamá, ¿estás loca, por qué vas así?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.11,0:18:08.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you dressed like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.20,0:18:10.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No encontré nada para este juego,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.28,0:18:10.82,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know what to wear to this thing
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.67,0:18:14.38,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,así que me puse el mismo de la última vez.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.82,0:18:13.64,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,so I put on what I wore to the last one.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.13,0:18:20.13,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so exciting.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.47,0:18:20.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Qué emocionante.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.11,0:18:24.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es increíble que esté cerca de\NWhoopi Goldberg y Howie Mandel.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.13,0:18:24.33,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe I'm this close to\NWhoop Goldberg and Howie Mandel!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.33,0:18:26.92,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, Fran, don't take this the wrong way,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.51,0:18:27.20,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No me malinterpretes,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.92,0:18:30.54,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but why is your husband up\Nthere with all those famous people?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.20,0:18:30.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿pero qué hace Max con gente famosa?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.51,0:18:34.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Mucha gente sabe quién es Max.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.54,0:18:33.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Val; A lot of people know who Max is.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.97,0:18:37.81,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll take... ah... That guy who\Nreplaced Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.47,0:18:38.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Le preguntaré el tipo que\Nsuplanta a A. L. Webber.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.81,0:18:40.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Maxwell Sheffield,\Nfamous Broadway producer,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.79,0:18:41.39,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Él es M. Sheffield, famoso productor.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.55,0:18:44.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,four shows on Broadway, Tony\NAward winner, recently knighted,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.39,0:18:43.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tiene 4 shows en Broadway, ganó un Tony
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.83,0:18:47.23,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,y fue nombrado "caballero",\N¿qué más puede agregar?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.45,0:18:46.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,what have you got to say for yourself?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.39,0:18:48.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, Tom,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.23,0:18:51.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Bueno, es que ese es el\Ncurriculum de A. L. Webber.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.62,0:18:50.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,that's Andrew Lloyd Webber's bio.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.19,0:18:55.16,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. All right, here's\Nyour question, Maxwell.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.47,0:18:55.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo siento, Maxwell aquí va la pregunta:
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.16,0:18:59.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,In England, what do you get when\Nyou ask a waitress for a banger?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.51,0:19:00.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,En Inglaterra, ¿Qué pasa si le pides a\Nuna camarera que se acueste contigo?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.50,0:19:01.97,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chuckles) Well, Tom, I get a...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.67,0:19:02.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Pues...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.97,0:19:05.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you what I got. I got\Nsix months of penicillin shots.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.07,0:19:07.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo recibí inyecciones de\Npenicilina durante 6 meses.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.18,0:19:09.49,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Martin.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.63,0:19:09.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Gracias, Martin.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.49,0:19:12.32,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Just wait for the laughter to die\Ndown before I give my answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.67,0:19:13.21,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Veo que fuiste más rápido\Nque yo en la respuesta.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.92,0:19:19.02,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Tom, when I ask for a\Nbanger, I get a slap in the face.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.00,0:19:20.05,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si le pido que se acueste\Nconmigo me dará una bofetada.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.02,0:19:22.66,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fran laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.05,0:19:22.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,[Fran:] Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.66,0:19:24.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(Clear Throat)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.11,0:19:28.10,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Una salchicha?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.18,0:19:27.72,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Sausage?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.94,0:19:30.07,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Buy a vowel.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.10,0:19:30.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡De las comestibles!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.53,0:19:34.53,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I agree.\N-Sausage is right. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.07,0:19:34.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estoy de acuerdo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.31,0:19:38.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,La respuesta es correcta. Una X para Max.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.54,0:19:37.62,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,X gets the square.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.21,0:19:40.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll take Howie Mandel to block.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.63,0:19:42.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Le preguntaré a Howie Mandel.\N-Basta, quiero otro cuadro.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.27,0:19:42.48,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, that's it, I want a new square.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.48,0:19:46.35,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Brad Pitt wouldn't get picked in this box.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.67,0:19:46.31,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ni a Brad Pitt le preguntarían\Nsi estuviera metido aquí.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.31,0:19:48.67,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Quiero estar encima de Whoopi.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.35,0:19:48.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be on top of Whoopi.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.41,0:19:51.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey; If you was Brad Pitt, you would be.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.71,0:19:52.18,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si fueras Brad Pitt, estarías encima de mí.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.29,0:19:56.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. All right now, Howie,\Nin the story of Hanukkah,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.39,0:20:00.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Howie; En la historia de\NHanukah, ¿qué milagro duró 8 días?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.39,0:20:00.03,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,what miraculously lasted for eight days?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.32,0:20:02.94,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Esther's husband.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.47,0:20:03.34,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,El esposo de Esther.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.97,0:20:07.57,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Where is Fran already?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.31,0:20:08.07,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Dónde está Fran?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.57,0:20:11.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,She went to the bathroom\Nto take her ovulation test.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.07,0:20:11.50,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Fue al baño para hacerse\Nla prueba de ovulación.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.14,0:20:12.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Now?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.50,0:20:12.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Ahora?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.44,0:20:16.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. She has to take it the\Nexact same time every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.79,0:20:16.82,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tiene que hacerla todos\Nlos días a la misma hora.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.58,0:20:19.58,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma! Val! Val! I'm ovulating.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.58,0:20:18.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Val!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.99,0:20:23.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Estoy ovulando, debo hacer\Nel amor con Max, ¿y ahora qué?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.58,0:20:23.65,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Now is the perfect time for me to be\Nwith Maxwell. What am I going to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.65,0:20:26.79,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what can you do? He's\Nin the middle of a TV show.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.91,0:20:26.35,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No puedes, está en un programa de TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.35,0:20:27.63,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya lo sé.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.79,0:20:28.99,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,-I know, I know.\N-All right. All right, relax, Fran.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.63,0:20:31.59,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Tranquila, no han tenido\Nrelaciones en todo este tiempo,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.99,0:20:31.39,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, you've gone\Nwithout sex for this long.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.39,0:20:34.84,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Is another month really going to kill you?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.59,0:20:34.15,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿un mes más importa tanto?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.17,0:20:40.27,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,'Scuse me. What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.31,0:20:40.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Disculpe, ¿qué está haciendo?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.27,0:20:43.60,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Miss Whoopi\NGoldberg. I'm so sorry, I just...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.51,0:20:43.80,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Srta. Whoopi, lo siento, pero
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.60,0:20:46.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to have sex right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.81,0:20:46.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,debo hacer el amor en seguida.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.44,0:20:48.88,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, usually they ask for my autograph.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.83,0:20:50.19,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Por lo general me piden\Nautógrafos. ¿Quién es esta?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.88,0:20:51.95,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.58,0:20:54.55,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey. Honey; Honey,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.64,0:20:56.32,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Querido!, Tengo la temperatura adecuada,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.55,0:20:57.52,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,my temperature's right. It's time!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.32,0:20:58.81,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Llegó el momento.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.40,0:21:09.56,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(Clear Throat)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.56,0:21:12.38,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that one took.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.99,0:21:12.79,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Creo que lo logramos.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.24,0:21:19.77,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,(C.C. sniffs) Is that Lemon\NBowl Fresh I smell again?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.40,0:21:21.11,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,-Otra vez ese olor a "fresco limón".\N-Sí.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.77,0:21:21.31,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.11,0:21:24.51,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Es asqueroso, huele a inodoro masculino.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.31,0:21:24.28,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's disgusting. It\Nsmells like a men's room.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.28,0:21:27.44,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,And you'd know.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.51,0:21:26.62,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Si lo sabrás tú.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.72,0:21:30.85,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what I found\Nattractive about you the last few days,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.16,0:21:30.72,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,No sé qué te vi en estos días,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.72,0:21:33.47,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,pero has vuelto a ser repulsivo.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.85,0:21:33.50,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,but you are totally back to repulsive.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.48,0:21:34.83,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,Felizmente.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.50,0:21:35.14,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Ditto.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.57,0:21:55.24,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you be interested in taking a Jacuzzi?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.75,0:21:53.91,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,¿Estarías interesada en...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.91,0:21:56.99,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,estar en un jacuzzi?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.45,0:22:00.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,---oOo---
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.95,0:22:03.88,Bot,,0000,0000,0000,,---oOo---
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.45,0:22:06.45,Top,,0000,0000,0000,,[♫]