1 00:00:01,064 --> 00:00:03,684 This ship has been very successful because the way I run it. 2 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:05,895 I have a problem with you saying you're the captain. 3 00:00:06,015 --> 00:00:10,032 ***. 4 00:00:10,152 --> 00:00:11,429 How can I make it up to you? 5 00:00:12,476 --> 00:00:13,996 ***. 6 00:00:14,116 --> 00:00:16,408 You fuck strangers all the time. 7 00:00:16,528 --> 00:00:17,542 That's my job. 8 00:00:17,662 --> 00:00:19,823 - I have a fiance. - I fucked your fiance. 9 00:00:20,181 --> 00:00:21,537 Sorry this is so awkward. 10 00:00:21,657 --> 00:00:23,245 It's not awkward. See? It's not awkward at all. 11 00:00:23,365 --> 00:00:25,030 See, we're so fucking good. 12 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:27,521 - You're stealing my clients. - I'm just taking back what's mine. 13 00:00:27,802 --> 00:00:28,960 Aah! 14 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:39,134 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 15 00:00:45,544 --> 00:00:47,579 ♪ Need a new love? ♪ 16 00:00:49,784 --> 00:00:52,153 ♪ hey, I'm ready ♪ 17 00:00:53,790 --> 00:00:56,326 ♪ want my time? ♪ 18 00:00:58,030 --> 00:01:02,168 ♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪ 19 00:01:02,203 --> 00:01:04,138 ♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪ 20 00:01:04,172 --> 00:01:06,107 ♪ who's gonna show ♪ 21 00:01:06,141 --> 00:01:09,279 ♪ when there's nobody ♪ 22 00:01:10,181 --> 00:01:12,149 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 23 00:01:15,957 --> 00:01:18,059 ♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪ 24 00:01:18,094 --> 00:01:20,129 ♪ who's gonna show ♪ 25 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:22,431 ♪ when there's nobody ♪ 26 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,236 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 27 00:01:27,439 --> 00:01:30,174 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 28 00:01:31,043 --> 00:01:33,279 ♪ all right. ♪ 29 00:01:46,966 --> 00:01:48,434 The first date. 30 00:01:48,468 --> 00:01:51,204 Sometimes all you have is a couple of details-- 31 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:56,645 red miniskirt, blonde hair. 32 00:01:56,679 --> 00:01:58,681 But you never know who your client's gonna be 33 00:01:58,715 --> 00:02:00,516 or how they're going to look. 34 00:02:00,551 --> 00:02:03,254 - Hi. - Hi. 35 00:02:03,288 --> 00:02:05,090 How are you? 36 00:02:05,124 --> 00:02:07,626 I was like, no way. That can't be him. 37 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:10,564 You look like a secret agent in that suit. 38 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:13,600 Well, don't blow my cover. 39 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:17,503 Come on, Mr. Drecker. I'm buying you a drink. 40 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,538 What did you just call me? 41 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:21,773 Mr. Drecker. 42 00:02:23,208 --> 00:02:26,144 Mr. Drecker, it's Logan. Logan Lewis. 43 00:02:26,178 --> 00:02:29,680 I was in your history class. World history. 44 00:02:29,715 --> 00:02:31,949 You gave me a "D," you jerk. 45 00:02:31,983 --> 00:02:34,118 Logan Lewis. 46 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:37,654 Sure, sure. Hi. 47 00:02:37,689 --> 00:02:39,824 - You forgot me. - No. 48 00:02:39,858 --> 00:02:43,360 Mr. Drecker, I can't believe you forgot me. 49 00:02:43,394 --> 00:02:46,563 You still drive that jeep? 50 00:02:46,597 --> 00:02:49,131 No, I-- 51 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:51,567 I drive a convertible. 52 00:02:51,601 --> 00:02:53,469 - Nice. - Yeah. 53 00:02:53,503 --> 00:02:56,038 Why don't I buy you a drink? 54 00:02:57,773 --> 00:03:00,177 Uh, we shouldn't be doing this. 55 00:03:00,211 --> 00:03:01,744 Relax. I'm legal now. 56 00:03:01,779 --> 00:03:03,646 You know, I used to-- 57 00:03:03,681 --> 00:03:05,915 I used to stare at your hands. 58 00:03:05,950 --> 00:03:08,685 - I would be staring-- - No no, I mean this. 59 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,221 We shouldn't be doing this. 60 00:03:12,255 --> 00:03:14,923 - Why not? - 'Cause you know me. 61 00:03:14,957 --> 00:03:17,625 All right? And I know you. 62 00:03:17,659 --> 00:03:20,094 And you're a nice girl 63 00:03:20,128 --> 00:03:23,764 and you have a lot going for you. 64 00:03:23,798 --> 00:03:26,733 You shouldn't be 65 00:03:26,767 --> 00:03:28,735 paying for it. 66 00:03:28,769 --> 00:03:32,238 I'll tell you what, I'll get your money back. 67 00:03:32,273 --> 00:03:34,373 Okay? 68 00:03:34,408 --> 00:03:36,675 What are you talking about? 69 00:03:39,379 --> 00:03:41,812 And sometimes you get it all wrong. 70 00:03:45,015 --> 00:03:46,616 Anyway, it's great to see you. 71 00:03:46,650 --> 00:03:48,584 I-I-I think you look great. 72 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:50,519 And sorry about that "D". 73 00:03:50,554 --> 00:03:53,188 I've got to go. See ya. 74 00:03:55,958 --> 00:03:57,191 Hi. 75 00:03:57,225 --> 00:03:59,126 Logan Lewis-- 76 00:03:59,161 --> 00:04:01,495 smart, talked a lot in class. 77 00:04:01,529 --> 00:04:03,930 What if she told somebody? 78 00:04:03,965 --> 00:04:06,099 "Paying for it." 79 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:08,034 Of all the things to say. 80 00:04:08,069 --> 00:04:10,904 All you told me was blonde hair and red miniskirt. 81 00:04:10,939 --> 00:04:13,871 Tanya, from now on we need a file, 82 00:04:13,906 --> 00:04:16,472 you know, with a photo or something. 83 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:18,273 Ray, we are not the FBI. 84 00:04:18,308 --> 00:04:20,541 What woman is gonna let me take her picture? 85 00:04:20,575 --> 00:04:22,475 I blew my cover, Tanya. 86 00:04:22,509 --> 00:04:24,976 I knew this girl from school. 87 00:04:25,010 --> 00:04:27,645 Wait, you had sex with a student? 88 00:04:27,679 --> 00:04:30,546 No no, with a former student. 89 00:04:30,581 --> 00:04:32,147 You had sex with a former student? 90 00:04:32,181 --> 00:04:34,581 No! We talked, Tanya. 91 00:04:34,616 --> 00:04:37,182 I thought that he was the client. 92 00:04:37,216 --> 00:04:40,316 And I-- I mean-- 93 00:04:40,351 --> 00:04:42,885 I should-- I've got to call her, you know? 94 00:04:42,919 --> 00:04:45,053 - I should explain to her-- - No. No. 95 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:47,288 - Do not call anyone. - Fuck. 96 00:04:47,323 --> 00:04:49,857 What if she Facebooks or Twitters 97 00:04:49,891 --> 00:04:51,925 or whatever the hell they do now? 98 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,894 Do not call anyone, all right? And I rescheduled Lydia. 99 00:04:54,929 --> 00:04:57,196 Lydia, yeah. I don't know, you know? 100 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,699 Please, no cuffs. 101 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:02,500 The outfit, the handcuffs. 102 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,736 I mean it's too much. It's not my thing. 103 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:06,137 Not your thing? 104 00:05:06,171 --> 00:05:07,872 It needs to be your thing, Ray. 105 00:05:07,906 --> 00:05:10,707 Because if it's not your thing, it's gonna be Jason's thing. 106 00:05:10,742 --> 00:05:12,209 You just-- you need a safe word. 107 00:05:12,243 --> 00:05:14,310 - A what? A what? - A safe word. 108 00:05:14,344 --> 00:05:16,945 It's something you say when a situation gets out of hand. 109 00:05:16,979 --> 00:05:19,046 Like "Bubble Boy" or "Chechnya" or something. 110 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,715 So she knows to stop hurting you. 111 00:05:20,749 --> 00:05:23,884 I don't need to say "Bubble Boy," Tanya, okay? 112 00:05:23,919 --> 00:05:26,053 I will figure this out myself. 113 00:05:27,989 --> 00:05:29,824 Ray, hello? 114 00:05:29,858 --> 00:05:31,592 - Ray? - Oh no. 115 00:05:31,626 --> 00:05:33,627 Earth to Ray, hello? 116 00:05:33,661 --> 00:05:35,861 You guys, is this bad reception in here? 117 00:05:35,896 --> 00:05:37,863 "Catch up sometime"? 118 00:05:37,897 --> 00:05:40,065 Ray? 119 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:45,902 Psst. 120 00:05:45,937 --> 00:05:49,372 A fat guy, an Arab and a baby get on a plane 121 00:05:49,406 --> 00:05:52,608 and they got two parachutes. Who gets them? 122 00:05:52,642 --> 00:05:55,776 - Um, I don't-- - The parachute. 123 00:05:55,811 --> 00:05:57,912 The parachute? 124 00:05:57,946 --> 00:05:59,280 - Boo! - Oh my God! 125 00:06:01,149 --> 00:06:04,483 That's nice. Oh dear. 126 00:06:05,785 --> 00:06:08,019 Come on, let's go. 127 00:06:12,223 --> 00:06:13,624 Hi. 128 00:06:13,658 --> 00:06:15,992 Guess you changed your mind about me. 129 00:06:16,026 --> 00:06:19,394 Well, a pimp comes through for a pimp. 130 00:06:24,767 --> 00:06:27,468 - Jason: Lenore? - Lenore: Shh. 131 00:06:27,502 --> 00:06:29,603 I'm in here. 132 00:06:29,637 --> 00:06:32,272 Give me your hand. 133 00:06:37,010 --> 00:06:39,811 What happened? 134 00:06:39,845 --> 00:06:43,713 I was punished for trying to help someone. 135 00:06:43,747 --> 00:06:45,181 I'm sorry. 136 00:06:45,215 --> 00:06:47,282 I'll be fine. 137 00:06:47,316 --> 00:06:49,484 Jason, listen to me. 138 00:06:49,519 --> 00:06:51,652 Their clients have heard of you and they're calling me directly. 139 00:06:51,687 --> 00:06:55,055 I have three women lined up for you this week alone. 140 00:06:55,089 --> 00:06:57,057 I sense hesitation. 141 00:06:58,425 --> 00:07:01,093 It's Sandee. She called. 142 00:07:01,127 --> 00:07:02,894 She's at her mom's. 143 00:07:02,929 --> 00:07:04,562 Sandee. 144 00:07:04,597 --> 00:07:06,830 She wants you back? 145 00:07:06,865 --> 00:07:08,899 She's pregnant. 146 00:07:08,933 --> 00:07:11,067 And it's mine. 147 00:07:13,804 --> 00:07:16,172 Where is her mother's house? 148 00:07:18,141 --> 00:07:21,409 3-4... okay. 149 00:07:21,444 --> 00:07:23,611 Hi, Logan, it's Ray. 150 00:07:23,646 --> 00:07:25,980 I've been thinking about you. 151 00:07:26,014 --> 00:07:28,448 Just thought I'd say hi. 152 00:07:28,483 --> 00:07:31,784 - Hello? - Hi, uh, Logan. 153 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:34,053 It's Mister-- uh, Ray. 154 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,754 It's-- it's Drecker. 155 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:38,222 Hi, Mr. Drecker. 156 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:39,991 Ahem-- hi. 157 00:07:40,025 --> 00:07:41,759 Guess who I just talked to. 158 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,928 What? Uh, who? 159 00:07:43,962 --> 00:07:46,897 Andy Figler. I told her I ran into you 160 00:07:46,931 --> 00:07:48,532 and she couldn't believe it either. 161 00:07:48,566 --> 00:07:49,799 Believe what? 162 00:07:49,833 --> 00:07:52,969 - That I ran into you. - Oh, right. 163 00:07:53,036 --> 00:07:56,238 Um, listen, Logan, 164 00:07:56,273 --> 00:07:59,907 the other night, um, you know, 165 00:07:59,942 --> 00:08:03,143 - I hope you didn't get the wrong idea. - About what? 166 00:08:03,177 --> 00:08:06,579 You know, sometimes things can, um, 167 00:08:06,613 --> 00:08:08,647 sound not the way they are... 168 00:08:08,681 --> 00:08:11,550 With all that music in that place. 169 00:08:11,585 --> 00:08:14,489 - What are you doing tomorrow? - What? 170 00:08:14,523 --> 00:08:16,691 Do you want to come over? 171 00:08:16,726 --> 00:08:19,695 - To your house? - Yeah. 172 00:08:19,730 --> 00:08:22,498 I'd love that. We could... 173 00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:25,335 Catch up. Why not? 174 00:08:28,205 --> 00:08:30,173 Lori usually gives the tours, but I figured 175 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:32,242 you'd want a friendly face to show you around. 176 00:08:32,276 --> 00:08:35,280 Again, Matt, thank you so much for the opportunity. 177 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:36,916 Like I said, happy to help. 178 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,419 You need a job and we need some help at the office. 179 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:41,187 And you'll fit right in. We all get along. 180 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:44,323 - Jessica: Hello. - Matt: Little tip though. 181 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:47,493 Bake something. Kill them with chocolate. 182 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,628 Here we go, kitchen. 183 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,929 Uh, yeah, kitchen. 184 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,431 Is this where I put my lunch? 185 00:08:53,465 --> 00:08:56,233 - Oh, brown bagging it, huh? Nice. - Well. 186 00:08:56,267 --> 00:08:59,002 Tell you what. Since it's your first day, 187 00:08:59,036 --> 00:09:01,370 how about I take you out to calico Dan's for lunch? 188 00:09:01,405 --> 00:09:03,839 Oh, you don't have to do that. Thank you though. 189 00:09:03,874 --> 00:09:06,575 Yeah, you're right. I should be tightening my belt too. 190 00:09:06,609 --> 00:09:09,044 Mindy's trying to bleed me dry. 191 00:09:09,078 --> 00:09:11,846 Divorce can do such strange things to people. 192 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,882 I had no idea that Ronnie would be so angry. 193 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:17,284 Oh my God, Mindy is like the incredible hulk. 194 00:09:17,318 --> 00:09:19,419 - Really? - Oh yeah. 195 00:09:19,453 --> 00:09:23,322 When he first told me about the handjob I was like, "Well, okay." 196 00:09:23,356 --> 00:09:25,991 Whoa, wait a minute. What handjob? What? 197 00:09:26,025 --> 00:09:28,093 Huh? 198 00:09:28,127 --> 00:09:30,995 - My wife gave Ronnie a handjob? - No. 199 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:32,930 Vicky. 200 00:09:38,002 --> 00:09:39,836 I'm not upset, okay? 201 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,171 What would you say was the timeline of that handjob? 202 00:09:42,205 --> 00:09:44,373 - When did it take place? - Oh, I don't-- 203 00:09:44,407 --> 00:09:47,575 - I'm not really sure, Matt. - Just a guess. 204 00:09:47,610 --> 00:09:49,944 - I'm not really sure. - Just a guess-timate. 205 00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:10,828 Lydia. 206 00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:13,363 It was a little rapey if you ask me. 207 00:10:13,398 --> 00:10:17,000 Some women like to dress up as nurses, schoolgirls. 208 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:20,236 What kind of woman likes to dress up like a cop? 209 00:10:20,270 --> 00:10:22,604 Good evening, officer. 210 00:10:22,638 --> 00:10:26,708 I suppose you think 'cause you're good-looking and I'm a woman 211 00:10:26,742 --> 00:10:28,809 that you can just get away with littering. 212 00:10:28,844 --> 00:10:30,377 Oh no, I wasn't littering. 213 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:33,413 - I think you did. - Look, I don't want any trouble. 214 00:10:33,448 --> 00:10:35,381 Well, you have a choice. 215 00:10:35,416 --> 00:10:38,484 You can go to jail or you can fuck me. 216 00:10:39,986 --> 00:10:43,422 Well, I guess I'll go to jail. 217 00:10:48,561 --> 00:10:50,495 Bad idea. 218 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:52,297 Now you have to go to jail and fuck me. 219 00:10:52,331 --> 00:10:54,832 - Hands behind your back, scumbag. - Hold up, hold up. 220 00:10:54,866 --> 00:10:57,501 - What did you say? - Chechnya! Bubble boy! 221 00:10:57,535 --> 00:11:00,103 - Timeout. - What? 222 00:11:00,138 --> 00:11:03,840 Look, I think we need a safe word, okay? 223 00:11:03,874 --> 00:11:05,575 You know, like-- 224 00:11:05,609 --> 00:11:08,143 I'm fine with letting you play dress-up and all that stuff, 225 00:11:08,178 --> 00:11:11,379 but ease up on the whup-ass, please. 226 00:11:11,414 --> 00:11:13,147 Oh God. 227 00:11:13,182 --> 00:11:15,516 Was I too rough on you? 228 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,118 No, I didn't say that. 229 00:11:18,153 --> 00:11:20,220 I just, you know, 230 00:11:20,254 --> 00:11:22,722 it's for both of us. 231 00:11:22,756 --> 00:11:24,890 You know, just in case. 232 00:11:24,924 --> 00:11:27,259 - I mean, right? - Okay. 233 00:11:27,293 --> 00:11:29,361 Okay, whatever you need. 234 00:11:29,395 --> 00:11:31,262 I mean I don't need one, 235 00:11:31,296 --> 00:11:33,597 but if it makes you feel more comfortable. 236 00:11:33,632 --> 00:11:36,967 I'm not the one who needs one, believe me. 237 00:11:37,002 --> 00:11:39,102 Well, who needs one then? 238 00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:41,104 Well, I don't know. 239 00:11:41,138 --> 00:11:43,472 I was thinking of you. 240 00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:45,541 Oh, well. 241 00:11:45,575 --> 00:11:49,411 Don't you worry about me. 242 00:11:49,445 --> 00:11:50,744 Huh? 243 00:11:54,849 --> 00:11:57,851 It looks like a beeper. Does it beep? 244 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,853 Yes, it beeps. Talks too. 245 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,388 Really? What does it say? 246 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,324 - You want to hear? - No, it's okay. 247 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,326 - No, I can hear it later. - Hold on. 248 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,061 Oh God, don't. Don't futz with it. 249 00:12:10,095 --> 00:12:12,196 I can make it speak Spanish for you. 250 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:15,032 Relax. Fuck you. Don't fuck with me, Charlie. 251 00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:18,735 I bailed you out. You are in my house. You play by my rules. 252 00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:20,369 Now give me that fucking knife. 253 00:12:20,404 --> 00:12:22,604 Give it to me. 254 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:27,408 Thank you. You're in my custody. 255 00:12:27,443 --> 00:12:29,777 This is serious business. 256 00:12:32,881 --> 00:12:35,582 I mean it. No. 257 00:12:39,487 --> 00:12:42,388 Man, I like it when you lay it down, warden. 258 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,928 Ray: Tanya! 259 00:12:52,097 --> 00:12:54,865 Tanya? Skagle! 260 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,734 - Uh... - Tanya! 261 00:12:57,769 --> 00:13:00,103 Ray, just a second. 262 00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,270 Shush. 263 00:13:01,305 --> 00:13:03,105 So you're gonna hide me from your ho? 264 00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:06,308 Shush. No. I got nothing to hide. 265 00:13:06,342 --> 00:13:07,709 Ray: Tanya! 266 00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,178 Tell him I said hi. 267 00:13:14,748 --> 00:13:16,782 Why are we talking out here? Do you know? 268 00:13:16,817 --> 00:13:18,550 We're getting fresh air, all right? 269 00:13:18,585 --> 00:13:21,086 What-- what's up? What's up? What is it? 270 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,822 Lydia-- she's way too hyper. 271 00:13:23,856 --> 00:13:26,624 She's gonna kill me. We need to bench her. 272 00:13:26,659 --> 00:13:28,626 Okay, fine. Fine, I'll do it. 273 00:13:28,661 --> 00:13:30,128 I'll do it. I just-- 274 00:13:30,162 --> 00:13:32,630 I just don't think right now is the best moment 275 00:13:32,664 --> 00:13:35,199 - to bench a paying customer. - Why not? 276 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:37,901 Because some of the women, not all of them, 277 00:13:37,936 --> 00:13:40,103 not the ones I respect the most, quite frankly-- 278 00:13:40,137 --> 00:13:41,571 Spit it out. 279 00:13:41,605 --> 00:13:43,806 Some of the women think it's nice 280 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,908 to get fucked by a younger guy. They want to try him out. 281 00:13:45,942 --> 00:13:49,211 I'm the old guy all of a sudden just because this kid is 12? 282 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,880 You're not old, you're just older. 283 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,482 Let me tell you something, Skagle. 284 00:13:54,516 --> 00:13:57,151 I'm seeing a 25ear-old tonight. 285 00:13:57,186 --> 00:13:59,186 What, like a potential client? 286 00:13:59,221 --> 00:14:00,754 No, like a date, okay? 287 00:14:00,789 --> 00:14:03,123 Women her age happen to find me very appealing. 288 00:14:03,157 --> 00:14:04,624 Ray, that's pathetic. 289 00:14:04,659 --> 00:14:07,025 There's lots of women over 35-- 290 00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:08,460 Don't throw stones, Tanya. 291 00:14:08,495 --> 00:14:11,029 It's okay for you to fuck some kid in a bathroom, 292 00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:13,431 but I go out on a date with some younger girl 293 00:14:13,466 --> 00:14:15,733 that makes me suddenly a dirty old man? You're sexist. 294 00:14:15,768 --> 00:14:18,803 Yeah, and my neighbor Edith knows I fucked some kid in a bathroom. 295 00:14:18,837 --> 00:14:20,871 Everybody knows you fucked some kid in a bathroom. 296 00:14:20,906 --> 00:14:22,206 That is a tactical move and you know it. 297 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,174 Tactical? Ha! My ass. 298 00:14:26,409 --> 00:14:27,775 Mindy: Matt, that's bullshit! 299 00:14:27,809 --> 00:14:30,544 Bullshit, Matt. Where's your fucking proof? 300 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,412 I know what happened, Mindy. 301 00:14:32,446 --> 00:14:35,515 Why, because she told you? Did you tell him that? 302 00:14:35,549 --> 00:14:38,050 I didn't mean to hurt anyone. 303 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,886 - We were talking about Ronnie and-- - How could you hire her? 304 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,921 We used to laugh about how stupid and vapid she is. 305 00:14:42,955 --> 00:14:44,589 - Remember that? - I do not. 306 00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:47,124 Absolutely not. Look, I don't know what she's talking about. 307 00:14:47,159 --> 00:14:49,193 - Did you fuck her yet? - What? 308 00:14:49,227 --> 00:14:51,428 - Did he fuck you yet? He will. He does that. - Mindy. 309 00:14:51,462 --> 00:14:53,964 - Mindy. - And you do that too, don't you? 310 00:14:53,998 --> 00:14:57,633 Yeah, you have nothing to offer, so you find someone who does and you glom on. 311 00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,535 I think this meeting has come to an end, Mindy. 312 00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:02,437 I'm just trying to do my job. 313 00:15:08,243 --> 00:15:11,144 - Jessica. - Please go away, Matt. 314 00:15:11,179 --> 00:15:13,013 Jessica. 315 00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:15,281 Uh, Patsy, could we get a minute? 316 00:15:15,316 --> 00:15:17,316 Thank you. 317 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,987 Hey, I am so sorry that happened. 318 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:25,690 She was way way way out of line. 319 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,592 Is that what people think about me? 320 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,260 God no, not at all. 321 00:15:30,295 --> 00:15:32,862 Hey, people really like you here. 322 00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:35,198 They loved the cupcakes. 323 00:15:35,232 --> 00:15:38,968 You're a great filer. 324 00:15:40,837 --> 00:15:43,171 Excuse me. 325 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:48,376 That's the E.R. You know what? 326 00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:50,244 They can wait. 327 00:15:50,278 --> 00:15:52,579 This is more important. 328 00:15:54,248 --> 00:15:56,349 Ray: This is your house, huh? 329 00:15:56,383 --> 00:15:58,984 Logan: Yeah, my parents kind of gave it to me. 330 00:15:59,019 --> 00:16:01,086 It's funny, you know. 331 00:16:01,121 --> 00:16:03,288 I never pictured you in the bar scene. 332 00:16:03,323 --> 00:16:06,758 Oh no, I'm not in the bar scene. 333 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:09,693 So then who was that that you were meeting? 334 00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:13,897 Yeah, I should probably explain a little more about that. 335 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:17,133 I, uh-- I do a-- ahem-- 336 00:16:17,168 --> 00:16:20,536 an outreach program. 337 00:16:20,571 --> 00:16:22,838 It's for this wellness center. 338 00:16:22,872 --> 00:16:24,706 It's kind of like a support group. 339 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,708 I get-- you know, I raise money for it 340 00:16:26,742 --> 00:16:30,010 and get paid sometimes to do counseling. 341 00:16:30,044 --> 00:16:32,746 Stuff like that. Anyway, the other night 342 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:35,648 I thought that you were 343 00:16:35,682 --> 00:16:38,951 a patient-- a client-- a patient. 344 00:16:40,053 --> 00:16:42,687 I like your convertible. 345 00:16:44,189 --> 00:16:46,657 - Mr. Drecker, can I show you something? - Sure. 346 00:16:46,692 --> 00:16:49,260 Okay. 347 00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:52,862 This is probably gonna be stupid to you, 348 00:16:52,897 --> 00:16:55,898 but it meant a lot to me. 349 00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:58,134 Okay, let's see. Oh here. 350 00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:01,269 Oh my God. There. 351 00:17:01,304 --> 00:17:03,571 - There. - Was that me? 352 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,573 - Mm-hmm. - "Logan, 353 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,575 no matter who"-- 354 00:17:08,609 --> 00:17:11,846 Jeez, I can't even read my handwriting. 355 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:15,549 "Logan, no matter who underestimates you," 356 00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,750 never underestimate yourself. 357 00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:20,620 "Coach D." 358 00:17:20,654 --> 00:17:22,721 Well, that's-- 359 00:17:22,755 --> 00:17:24,923 I fucking loved that. 360 00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:30,360 You know why I gave you a "D", don't you? 361 00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:33,329 Because it wouldn't have been fair to the others? 362 00:17:33,364 --> 00:17:35,998 No. 363 00:17:36,032 --> 00:17:38,133 Because you didn't do the work. 364 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,638 Are you a prostitute, Mr. Drecker? 365 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,107 - What? - How much do you cost? 366 00:17:47,141 --> 00:17:49,509 Logan, wait. You got the wrong idea. 367 00:17:49,543 --> 00:17:51,611 - That you fuck for money? - No, I told you. 368 00:17:51,645 --> 00:17:53,579 - I'm a therapist. - I'm pretty sure I got the right idea. 369 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,214 I raise money for-- 370 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,583 Mr. Drecker, I am not a little kid. 371 00:17:57,617 --> 00:18:00,586 Logan, I am your teacher. 372 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,421 And I want to fuck you. 373 00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:04,624 I've got to go. 374 00:18:06,727 --> 00:18:10,094 Woman on TV: I'm very excited to show my friends. 375 00:18:10,129 --> 00:18:12,664 Oh my goodness. 376 00:18:12,698 --> 00:18:14,632 Check out my booty. 377 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:17,567 Woman #2: Good God almighty, girl. 378 00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:20,335 Mom. 379 00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:23,170 - Mom! - Your mother can't hear you, Sandee. 380 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,674 She's making a grocery run. 381 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,175 I just talked to her outside. 382 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,978 - How did you find me? - Jason gave me your address. 383 00:18:31,012 --> 00:18:32,679 Why? 384 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:44,422 Congratulations, by the way, 385 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,390 on your little bun, 386 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,026 little miracle. 387 00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:51,061 How many months are you? 388 00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:52,695 I don't know. Two maybe. 389 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:55,464 - Are you taking your prenatal vitamins? - Of course. 390 00:18:55,499 --> 00:18:57,867 - Let me see them. - No. 391 00:18:57,901 --> 00:19:00,368 Oh, Sandee. 392 00:19:00,403 --> 00:19:02,770 Faking a pregnancy? Really 393 00:19:02,805 --> 00:19:05,039 - is that the best you could come up with? - I'm not lying. 394 00:19:05,073 --> 00:19:07,441 Oh, sweetheart, you have entered a forest of lies 395 00:19:07,475 --> 00:19:08,876 and you forgot your fucking compass. 396 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:11,711 But I think you and I have gotten off on the wrong foot. 397 00:19:11,746 --> 00:19:15,615 Sandee, I don't want to take Jason away from you. 398 00:19:15,649 --> 00:19:18,651 - You don't? - No, you two are meant for each other. 399 00:19:18,685 --> 00:19:21,587 You're meant to be together, and I honor that. 400 00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:25,390 What I want is to sell Jason 401 00:19:25,424 --> 00:19:28,359 to other women for a profit. 402 00:19:28,393 --> 00:19:31,228 Do you understand what that means? 403 00:19:33,197 --> 00:19:36,466 It's a terrific business opportunity for him. 404 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,734 Will you make it happen 405 00:19:38,768 --> 00:19:41,136 or will you stand in his way? 406 00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:45,006 If I give you something I love, 407 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,374 what do I get in return? 408 00:19:47,409 --> 00:19:49,043 What do you want? 409 00:19:49,077 --> 00:19:52,312 I want a hi-def flat-screen TV 410 00:19:52,346 --> 00:19:55,214 and Blu-Ray. 411 00:19:58,318 --> 00:20:00,552 Darby: You're giving us your car? 412 00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:01,986 What about the Mustang? 413 00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:05,489 Yeah, you'll get the Mustang too in about 10 years. 414 00:20:05,524 --> 00:20:07,358 This is safer, all right? 415 00:20:08,526 --> 00:20:12,195 Come on, guys. That's a great car. 416 00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:13,830 - Thanks. - Thanks. 417 00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:16,599 Ray: Thank you. And you. 418 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,400 Uh... 419 00:20:18,435 --> 00:20:20,569 For you. 420 00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:23,405 Ta-dah. It's a loan. 421 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:26,541 Just a loan. 422 00:20:26,575 --> 00:20:28,175 Oh, Ray. 423 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:30,978 - Thank you, Ray. - Yup. 424 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,880 Guys, why don't you go play your dad that song? 425 00:20:36,183 --> 00:20:37,683 Song? What song? 426 00:20:37,717 --> 00:20:39,751 Ray, thank you, but I don't need the money. 427 00:20:39,786 --> 00:20:41,720 No no, listen. 428 00:20:41,754 --> 00:20:44,455 You pay me back whenever you want. 429 00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:46,357 It's not that. I actually-- 430 00:20:46,391 --> 00:20:48,959 I don't need the money. I got a job. 431 00:20:48,993 --> 00:20:51,361 - Thank you. - You got a job? 432 00:20:51,395 --> 00:20:54,363 Yeah, with the doctor who treated my mom. 433 00:20:54,398 --> 00:20:57,032 You met him at the hospital. 434 00:20:57,067 --> 00:20:59,668 - D-d-d-doctor? - Yeah. 435 00:20:59,702 --> 00:21:02,137 - Okay. - Damon: One, two, eff-you. 436 00:21:02,171 --> 00:21:04,706 ♪ Congrats on your job ♪ 437 00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:07,642 ♪ don't eff it up, don't eff it up ♪ 438 00:21:07,676 --> 00:21:10,811 ♪ Ronnie's gone ♪ 439 00:21:10,845 --> 00:21:12,746 ♪ don't eff it up, don't eff it up... ♪ 440 00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,814 Jessica and yet another doctor. 441 00:21:14,849 --> 00:21:18,151 And the good news just kept on coming. 442 00:21:20,287 --> 00:21:22,288 Maybe I'm just shallow. I don't know. 443 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:26,626 Louise, we have a good thing going here. 444 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,861 You're gonna throw it away? 445 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:31,264 You don't even know this kid. 446 00:21:31,298 --> 00:21:34,901 I know, but I can only afford one of you. 447 00:21:34,935 --> 00:21:38,204 You know, he's-- 448 00:21:38,238 --> 00:21:40,640 he's got a lot of energy. 449 00:21:47,048 --> 00:21:49,115 Umph. 450 00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,851 Charlie, I'm home. 451 00:21:52,885 --> 00:21:54,986 Charlie? 452 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,490 Where's your milk? Where is it? 453 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,826 Got some right here. 454 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,762 You have 10 minutes, all right? 455 00:22:11,796 --> 00:22:13,896 You put this on, 456 00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:16,197 get in the car and I'll drive you home. 457 00:22:16,232 --> 00:22:18,165 Ooh, "Get in the car." 458 00:22:18,199 --> 00:22:20,965 Who the fuck you talking to, Tanya? 459 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,301 Who the fuck am I talking to? 460 00:22:22,335 --> 00:22:23,869 I'm on the hook for 40 grand. 461 00:22:23,904 --> 00:22:26,839 You're breaking curfew. I'm responsible for you. 462 00:22:26,873 --> 00:22:28,907 - Put it on. - Put the bracelet down now. 463 00:22:28,941 --> 00:22:32,377 - I'm sorry? - Put the damn bracelet out of sight. 464 00:22:32,411 --> 00:22:35,846 - Now. - What's-- 465 00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:45,088 Oh God. 466 00:22:45,123 --> 00:22:47,224 That's Lydia. 467 00:22:47,258 --> 00:22:49,960 She's really a cop. She's a real cop. 468 00:23:02,906 --> 00:23:04,939 So I lost a few clients. 469 00:23:04,974 --> 00:23:07,609 I still had a shoebox full of money. 470 00:23:10,813 --> 00:23:14,049 I didn't get it from being a coach, a teacher 471 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:15,850 or a substitute teacher. 472 00:23:15,884 --> 00:23:18,285 I got it from the one job I could count on. 473 00:23:23,324 --> 00:23:25,926 And I could outlast any kid. 474 00:23:32,432 --> 00:23:34,467 Hey. 475 00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:37,002 What are you doing here? 476 00:23:37,036 --> 00:23:39,237 Uh... 477 00:23:40,606 --> 00:23:43,575 This thing that I do... 478 00:23:45,444 --> 00:23:47,277 It's what I'm good at. 479 00:23:47,311 --> 00:23:51,713 Mmm, do you think I'm gonna tell on you, Mr. Drecker? 480 00:23:51,747 --> 00:23:53,748 Give me a little credit. 481 00:23:53,782 --> 00:23:56,750 Well, I did give you that "D". 482 00:24:01,556 --> 00:24:04,424 So then did you come here to make it up to me? 483 00:24:06,693 --> 00:24:08,461 I don't know. 484 00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:12,097 Maybe. 485 00:24:12,131 --> 00:24:14,398 I want an "A". 486 00:24:16,467 --> 00:24:17,734 How about a "C"? 487 00:24:17,768 --> 00:24:20,936 I want an "A". 488 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:30,910 How about a "B"? 489 00:24:30,945 --> 00:24:33,145 I want a fucking "A", Mr. Drecker. 490 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,646 And I want it now. 491 00:24:45,189 --> 00:24:47,156 You got 600 bucks? 492 00:24:58,635 --> 00:25:01,036 ♪ Yeah yeah... ♪ 493 00:25:05,842 --> 00:25:08,443 Oh my God, Mr. Drecker. 494 00:25:08,478 --> 00:25:11,145 I knew it. 495 00:25:11,591 --> 00:25:21,846 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 496 00:25:26,752 --> 00:25:28,885 ♪ You got to move a little faster ♪ 497 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,621 ♪ yeah, you're too slow, boy, if you want to keep up ♪ 498 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:36,157 ♪ you got to move a little faster, yeah ♪ 499 00:25:47,431 --> 00:25:50,667 ♪ your mind is always racing ♪ 500 00:25:50,701 --> 00:25:53,769 ♪ so work it out, baby ♪ 501 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:56,304 ♪ got no time for faking ♪ 502 00:25:56,338 --> 00:25:59,207 ♪ you got to step up if you're gonna do it right ♪ 503 00:25:59,241 --> 00:26:00,843 ♪ you're too slow, boy ♪ 504 00:26:00,877 --> 00:26:02,278 ♪ if you want to keep up ♪ 505 00:26:02,313 --> 00:26:03,313 ♪ you got to move ♪ 506 00:26:03,347 --> 00:26:04,381 ♪ a little faster ♪ 507 00:26:04,415 --> 00:26:06,750 ♪ yeah, you're too slow, boy ♪ 508 00:26:06,785 --> 00:26:09,785 ♪ move a little faster ♪ 509 00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:11,655 ♪ move ♪ 510 00:26:11,689 --> 00:26:14,925 ♪ move it, yeah. ♪