1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,680 How do you feel? 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:07,240 Like I don't need to go over how to do a simple switch for the 15th time. 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:11,240 - Indulge us. - The switch is one long continuous movement. 4 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:14,400 Briefcase A down. Little bit of business. 5 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,760 Making a call, looking my watch. 6 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,400 Then briefcase B comes up. 7 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,320 - Without... - Without at any time looking at either briefcase. 8 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,520 - Then exit. I know this. - Calmly. 9 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:26,760 And inconspicuously. 10 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,560 The artwork. 11 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,920 50,000, as agreed. 12 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:53,000 Now you want to blend into your surroundings. 13 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,880 No jewellery. 14 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,600 No loud colours. 15 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,040 Why do you think I'm dressed like an undertaker? 16 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:03,880 You want to look like the undertaker the other undertakers didn't notice. 17 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,920 - Boring tie. - Should be. Got it from your tie rack. 18 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:13,200 Don't mind me borrowing it, do you? 19 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,880 Keep it. Early birthday present. 20 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:22,000 - Mickey and Emma should be ready for you now. - Right. 21 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,760 - I'll be off then, shall I? - Yeah, go on. 22 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,480 - He seems confident. - Yeah. 23 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,600 - Nice score too. - Yeah, not bad. 24 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:33,120 I think I'll give Eddie a call and get him to put something on ice. 25 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,160 I have a call I have to make too. 26 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,600 Yes, I have an urgent message for Mr Peter Waters. 27 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,760 Mr Waters is just here. Mr Waters? 28 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:48,000 Excuse me a second. 29 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,120 Thank you. 30 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,360 - Hello. - Mr Waters. 31 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,520 I'm sorry to trouble you. 32 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,080 There was no mention of a follow up call when I made the booking. 33 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,760 She was very satisfactory, yes. I'm at all sure I'm comfortable having this discussion. 34 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,160 Room 79 faces the park, Mr Kennedy. 35 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,600 - Thank you. - I don't care how much these calls help you to improve your service... 36 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,400 Pick it up Sean, pick it up. 37 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,040 He hasn't done the switch. 38 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:21,520 - Sean. Do you want me to go in and distract him? - No, no, no. Too risky. 39 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,800 Goodbye again. 40 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,160 - Great doing business. - Absolutely. 41 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,160 Stop him. Stop Sean from getting into the lift. 42 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,160 Dave. Dave. 43 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:48,480 - Wrong bloke, pal. - You here for the convention? I thought you'd be barred after last year. 44 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,440 - You've got me confused with someone else. - Let's get drunk. 45 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:55,520 Lay another finger on me and I'll call security. 46 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,040 Loudly. 47 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,440 We're leaving. 48 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,720 What's your finest champagne? 49 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,960 Yeah, well go down the offy and get something finer. 50 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,200 Make it a crate. 51 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:25,240 - What happened? - No idea. - The guy in the beige jacket. 52 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:28,360 - Who is he? Someone Sean knows? - Not particularly. 53 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,360 He's our dad. 54 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,560 Hey, Congratulations! 55 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,920 - He's not here either. Where the hell is he? - Everything go OK? 56 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,320 Four whiskeys. 57 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,280 Four whiskeys coming up. 58 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,920 - No Sean today? - Bumped into his father. 59 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,280 Oh, well there you go. That's sounds like an occasion for the... No? 60 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:54,400 Left a mark with 50 grand of our money. 61 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,600 Yeah, and maybe doing God knows what. 62 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,880 - He's probably in a police cell by now. - So they don't see eye to eye, then? 63 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:05,720 When Sean was three he went on a business trip and told him he'd bring him back a Tracey Island. 64 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,080 - That was the last time we saw him. - Them Tracey Islands, 65 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,000 they did suddenly become very hard to get hold of. 66 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,880 Yeah, I doubt he's still looking. 67 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:16,200 Sean said if he ever saw him again, he'd kill him. 68 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,040 Right, so no champagne at all then? 69 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:23,680 - If he did anything stupid, we'd know about it by now. - He did. He left our mark with 50 grand. 70 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,200 Sean, look. No one's bothered about what happened. 71 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,960 I just want you to call me. Please. 72 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,760 Where have you been? Why haven't you been answering your phone? 73 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,840 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 74 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,440 Sean. 75 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,040 Double anything please, Ed. 76 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,400 God, what's the one thing I said I'd do if I ever saw him again? 77 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:51,040 - What's the one thing that I said I'd do? - Beat him to a pulp. 78 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:54,120 Did I mention anything about sharing a lift with him? Did I mention that? 79 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:57,240 Cos that's what I did. I should go back there right now and smash... 80 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,240 What are you going to do? Beat him up? 81 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,920 Yeah, something like that. You wanna watch? 82 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,200 Sean, it's over. 83 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,920 It ended a long time ago. 84 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,960 Guys, I am sorry. 85 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,840 - I know I screwed up. - Don't say that. 86 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,360 Could have happened to anyone. 87 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,480 - I mean this. I'm sorry, OK? - All is forgotten. 88 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:25,800 I don't know about the rest of you, I'd have a drunken apology over 50 grand in cash any day. 89 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,320 - I'm gonna get you that money back. - Hear that? We're going to get our money back. 90 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:33,880 - This will never happen again. - It's all win-win now. 91 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,200 Why couldn't I just hit him? 92 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,040 Because, Sean, it wouldn't have made any difference. 93 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,520 Let's just leave it. Forget today happened. 94 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,240 Mickey's right. Violence isn't going to change a thing. 95 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,480 - There's another way to get him. - Sean. 96 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,240 It's been staring us in the face. 97 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,120 Sean, we're not going to con him. 98 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,640 Yes! 99 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,680 We're going to con him. 100 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,600 He will have forgotten the whole thing by the morning. 101 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,320 - What if he hasn't? - Then he'll have to learn. 102 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:15,400 These things happen. Dads leave. 103 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,400 You go into care, people go into foster homes. 104 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,240 They go onto the streets. 105 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:25,080 It's not like he's the first person that stuff's happened to. 106 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:29,600 The only thing different about him is he ended up here instead of dead. 107 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,000 Maybe he should concentrate on that for a change. 108 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,520 Is that what you do? 109 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,200 Well, I was older. It didn't affect me as much. 110 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,720 By two years, which makes you five. 111 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,360 I was mature for my age. 112 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:22,360 You carry on like that and you'll drop marmalade all over your plot for ultimate revenge. 113 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,320 You're not still on this? 114 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,920 I thought you'd change your mind once you'd slept on it. 115 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,000 I've thought of a way to get him. 116 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,520 - Sean whatever you're planning, believe me, it won't make you feel any better. - No? 117 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,480 Well it's going to make him feel a lot worse. 118 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,360 That'll have to do. 119 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:39,560 - You're going to rip off your old man? - Yep. 120 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:43,800 - For £79,924. - Not the notebook. 121 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,840 That's what he owes us. 122 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,440 Unpaid child support. 123 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,960 Em, are you with on this or what? 124 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,360 I told you. It's over. 125 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,320 All right, fine. 126 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,200 I'll do it on my own. 127 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,560 Look at the earlier pages. 128 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:27,280 - Child's handwriting. - I'd say about eight years of age. 129 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:31,720 Look, you know me and my suppression of feelings, Michael. 130 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,160 I'm a big fan of that. 131 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:38,320 But this is his father. 132 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,320 And it's not going away. 133 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,240 I think I have what we need to start. 134 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,520 If I might have your attention. 135 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,000 Not now, Albert. 136 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,440 I'm a bit busy planning the grift. 137 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:03,680 Presenting our newest mark. 138 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,600 Mr Rex Kennedy. 139 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:14,720 Seen here returning to Britain for the first time since emigrating to Melbourne, Australia in 1987. 140 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,120 He left behind his wife and two children. 141 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:21,280 A year after his departure his wife passed away, leaving the children. 142 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,200 - What, is this some kind of joke to you? - Anything but. 143 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,960 Albert, what are you doing? 144 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:31,800 Presenting our mark. And possibly, possibly clearing the air as well. 145 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,840 If you've made up your mind to con him, Sean, 146 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,880 we would as soon it was done professionally. 147 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,520 That means we do it as a team. 148 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:43,720 It also means that for the duration of the con, the mark's a mark, like any other. 149 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:47,800 That way maybe you won't have to reflect on all this from inside a jail cell. 150 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,640 We're going to con their dad? 151 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,480 If everyone's in agreement. 152 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,600 Well, who knows? 153 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,640 Maybe it'll get things out of his system. 154 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:03,200 So if we're all agreed... 155 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,880 Mr Kennedy's now a respected businessman in his adopted home 156 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:10,960 of Melbourne, from where he directs a successful property developing company and also has an extensive 157 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:15,320 portfolio throughout Australia and on several sites in Europe. 158 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,320 And one in London. 159 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,560 That's all I have so far. 160 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,520 That's OK, Albert, 161 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,600 we'll get to know our mark better while we're in the grift. 162 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,000 Hang on. This is still my grift. 163 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,280 If you guys want to help, that's great. 164 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,000 But I'm calling the shots on this one. 165 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:40,800 - Wouldn't have it any other way. - I might need a drink. 166 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,240 OK, how many of you have heard of the global... 167 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,000 Sorry hang on a minute. Probably best if I don't hear this. 168 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,800 Don't want to be hauled up as an accessory if it all 169 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,480 goes pear-shaped, know what I mean? 170 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:57,120 - That's no reflection on you, Sean. - No. - I'm sure it will all go very smoothly. 171 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,680 Thank you for your vote of confidence, Eddie. 172 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:02,560 Yeah, and maybe later we could celebrate your first grift 173 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:06,680 with a refreshing bottle of expensive champagne. 174 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,760 OK, like I was saying, 175 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:16,360 how many of you have heard of the global recession? 176 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,280 Most of you. OK, good. Then you can tell me, 177 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,440 what gets hit hardest in a recession? 178 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,160 Long winded narrators? 179 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,880 Property markets. You see, the smart money is selling. 180 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:37,080 That's why the mark's in town. He's trying to offload a brownfield site near Croydon. 181 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,320 No, no, no, no. Not the treasure map. 182 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,280 - Why not the treasure map? - Because it's expensive, 183 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,360 it's open air, that means a lot of variables. 184 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:49,480 We're doing the treasure map. All that stuff's been factored in, OK? 185 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,800 We're going to make him think there's 186 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:56,520 millions of pounds in gold and jewellery buried on that site. 187 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,000 - Who buried it? - No-one buried it. 188 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,840 The plane it was in got shot down. 189 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,240 Now, Rex has just fired his London estate agent. 190 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,720 How do we get money out of Rex when he owns the land that the treasure's on? 191 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,800 Because when I get cold feet he's going to pay me off. 192 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,400 Now can I please get back to explaining the plan? 193 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,480 Rex has just fired his London estate agent. 194 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,960 Rex has just fired his London estate agent because he thinks he can do a better job himself. 195 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,000 Maybe you can deal with him directly. 196 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,920 - Exactly. Ash, I want you could pose as the potential buyer. - The buyer. 197 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,560 You should leave him back for later. 198 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,560 - This is my grift. - Sean, Mickey's just trying to help. 199 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:44,040 Maybe it's best if you stay in the background for now. You're going to be 200 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,680 pretty busy with the mural anyway. 201 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:49,080 - On the what? - Mickey, you are going to be the surveyor. 202 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,400 I see you as the gruff, 'take no prisoners' kind. 203 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,560 A 'take no prisoners' surveyor. Yeah, I know just the type. 204 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:58,360 Yeah, maybe you could base it on your 'say it how it is' marine biologist. 205 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:02,920 Albert, I'm not going to need you until next week when we're in the old people's home. 206 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,240 Intriguing. 207 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,680 Emma, I wasn't sure if you wanted to go foreground on this or... 208 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,120 - Nope. - Probably don't. 209 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,320 OK. Listen up, gang. 210 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,960 The year is 1940. 211 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,920 That wasn't torturous or convoluted, was it? 212 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,080 Well, I think Sean's performing admirably. 213 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,480 Albert, the plan is far too complicated. 214 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:30,960 - There's a much easier way. - It's on an epic scale. But that shows ambition. 215 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,480 Or delusional psychosis. 216 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,840 About this mural. I'm thinking some kind of old advert, and big. 217 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,880 The old military artefacts. 218 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,760 You'll probably to have to divide your time quite a bit. 219 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,800 I've always enjoyed the classic grift. Haven't you, my dear? 220 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,040 I hadn't really thought about it. 221 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:56,240 Of course, for a treasure map, there are two things that are required from the beginning. 222 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:02,400 - A map. - We'll probably have to mock one of them up an' all. - And the treasure. 223 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:10,840 This bracelet was worn by a young debutante to Queen Charlotte's ball in 1938. 224 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,040 The last of the true seasons, I always feel. 225 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:18,120 After the war, somehow things never seemed so grand. 226 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,280 - Just beautiful. - Just what we're looking for. 227 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,040 I hate to part with it. 228 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,960 It's something of a family heirloom, you see. 229 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:30,160 Still, I suppose it was some other family's heirloom before my Auntie 230 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,640 Edie palmed it from some posh bint in a tiara. 231 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,760 Let's say 5,000. 232 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:41,920 Let's say two, remembering you are going to collect on the insurance. 233 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:45,560 Let's say four and a half, remembering that's not your concern. 234 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:52,880 - Shall we say three? - Four and a half, before I start on about Christmas 1939. 235 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:56,760 We had gasmasks and tangerines in our stockings that year. 236 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,080 Give her the money. Give her the money. 237 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,400 Police? 238 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,680 I've been mugged. 239 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,040 Teague Holdings are delighted you've accepted their offer. 240 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:17,440 No, you won't have heard of them, Mr Kennedy. They're new, very go-ahead. 241 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,520 My client is anxious to move to contract as soon as possible. 242 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:24,040 They'd like to send a surveyor along in the morning. 243 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,000 Thank you. Goodbye. 244 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,960 What did he sound like? 245 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,960 - Like a bloke. - Yeah, what type of bloke? 246 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,920 Like a dodgy bloke, or a bit of a tit bloke? 247 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,040 Didn't reach firm conclusions on a three minute phone conversation. 248 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,400 You'll find out what he's like soon enough. 249 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,760 Mr Kennedy. 250 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,960 - Damien Carr. I'm Mr Teague's surveyor. - Hi. 251 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,760 Morning. Morning. 252 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:00,920 Yeah, I think we're looking at a 25-acre site. 253 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,880 I assumed someone from Teague Holdings would be coming along. 254 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,720 Far too busy, mate. 255 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:11,080 Far too busy. Sorry, could you move to your right please? 256 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,080 Is he with you? 257 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,840 Can we help you? 258 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,120 You realise you're trespassing, mate? 259 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:36,880 - Was I? - I'll deal with this. 260 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,840 - What's in the bag? - What bag? That bag? Sandwiches. 261 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,880 Sandwiches. 262 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,720 You hold this. 263 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,680 And a flask. Sandwiches and a flask. 264 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,360 Whatever you find on this land is the legal property of the owner. 265 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,880 - I said I'll deal with this. - You should call the police. 266 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,640 - It's hardly worth it. - Hardly. 267 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:07,200 When Teague Holdings takes ownership, trespassers 268 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,480 like this one here will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. 269 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,120 Wait. 270 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:18,160 - You're selling? - Yep. Three weeks from now work will begin on a much-needed insurance company HQ. 271 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:23,960 Right. I don't suppose you'd mind if I carried on with the detecting until you sell it? 272 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,400 I only just came across this site now, didn't I? 273 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,080 How was I supposed to know I was trespassing? 274 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,600 There's a sign. 275 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,360 Oh, bloody kids. 276 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,520 Always knocking down my sign. 277 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,280 I'll bang on then, shall I? 278 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,000 Off Mr Kennedy's land. Now. 279 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,880 He's leaving. 280 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,800 No. 281 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,120 Hang on. 282 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,920 Hang on. 283 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,520 He's going back. This is going to work. 284 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:08,040 - OK, Sean, what have we learned about our mark? - He's a tosser. 285 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,640 What else? 286 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,920 - Total tosser. - We were going to read him as we went along. 287 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,280 Yeah, I was. I didn't get past the tosser part. 288 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,760 Come on. 289 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,760 Yes! He's found the bracelet. 290 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,320 He's got the treasure. You see, I told you, I told you he would. 291 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,680 This is going to go exactly like I said it would. 292 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,400 Next we'll plant the inventory. 293 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:32,080 He'll see the bracelet on there and pay me off so he can have all the treasure to himself. 294 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:36,520 OK, look, he didn't like me taking the lead with you earlier. 295 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,440 Wouldn't take the metal detector, wouldn't call the police. 296 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,880 I think we are dealing with a man who doesn't like being told what to do. 297 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,720 What, you tell him to do something and he does the exact opposite? 298 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,520 Yeah, exactly. Remind you of anyone? 299 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,680 Are you OK with all of this? 300 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,480 I don't understand the question. 301 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,080 Well, your dad as a mark. 302 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,200 I thought it might be dredging up some stuff. 303 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:18,720 No, I told you there's nothing to dredge. It's all dealt with. 304 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:23,120 Before, you spoke of Rex leaving Sean, and I couldn't help thinking... 305 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:27,120 If you're looking for trauma then you've got the wrong girl. 306 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,760 Rex is a mark like any other mark. 307 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,360 Emma, he's not though, is he? 308 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:39,800 Eddie, I think you should start a door policy and stop all the boors from coming in. 309 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,360 No, I can't bar him. 310 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,680 He's got a bit of money invested in the business. 311 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,320 So you want six foot by ten foot? 312 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,000 Yeah, thinking about it, bigger the better. 313 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,480 - On brick. Pre-1938. - For Thursday? 314 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,840 Don't worry. I've got every faith in you. 315 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,920 What about your military artefacts? When am I supposed to get hold of them? 316 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:04,000 - What, you haven't got them? - Well, you only told me yesterday. - I only came up with the plan yesterday. 317 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,640 - You must have the navigator's bag, at least. - Sean, on a general note, 318 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:13,040 the more elaborate the grift, the longer we know the requirements you have, the better. 319 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,160 Thank you, Albert. Point taken. 320 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,600 You have got the navigator's bag? 321 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,120 American navigator's pouch, circa 1940. 322 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:28,040 - Thank you. - Pick up only. And I had to pay the 'buy it now' price. 323 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:32,880 I mean, you know it all adds up, Sean. That and the 50 grand. 324 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,280 Circa 1940. 325 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,320 What's his problem? 326 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,080 Sorry. I'm finding it hard to keep a straight face. 327 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,720 Circa 1940, with a single strap buckle. 328 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:50,080 Everyone knows double strap buckles were standard issue until well into the Korean conflict. 329 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,480 - What did he just say? - Finally, the con man gets conned. 330 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,240 - Eddie, how do you know all this? - I collect military artefacts. 331 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,520 You know I do. I've told you often enough. 332 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,800 Do you lot not listen when I tell you things about my life outside this bar? 333 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,480 Well, of course we listen. 334 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,000 It's just what you've said then has to make room for 335 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,920 things that are in some way interesting or worthwhile. 336 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,960 That's amazing. 337 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:19,160 - It's an Aladdin's cave of depressing 1940s stuff. - Still got that inventory? 338 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,760 Get this down to the site and bury it under the sign, will you? 339 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,440 I've got a visit to make. 340 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:34,240 I don't know. A week, maybe longer. 341 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,480 I miss you too. 342 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,120 Darling, I'll call back. 343 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,640 OK. Bye. 344 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:47,400 - What did you find? - Excuse me? - You saw me digging on your site. 345 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,800 - I went back just now. Someone got there before me. - You think it was me. 346 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:56,360 You should've put a tin can in its place, made me think that's what made the detector go off. 347 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,160 Why would I do that? 348 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,160 It's my land, remember? 349 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,000 Anything found on it belongs to me. 350 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,640 I knew it. 351 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:09,480 You're right. Your property, what you find belongs to you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 352 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,280 Just do me a favour. 353 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,040 Can I have a little look at it? Just a little look? 354 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,240 I'll give you 500 quid for it. 355 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,920 - It wouldn't make much sense selling it before I had it valued. - Don't! 356 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,800 - Do not have it valued. - Why not? 357 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,040 Just... 358 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,320 just take my word for it, yeah? 359 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,440 No, you're not going to do that, are you? 360 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,960 Why should I? 361 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,600 What I'm about to tell you, not a lot of people know. 362 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,320 And those who do know, 363 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,840 you don't want to know. 364 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,960 Apart from Uncle Lonnie. 365 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,760 Who's Uncle Lonnie? 366 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,280 OK. 367 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,760 The year is 1940. 368 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,880 The blitz is raging. 369 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:19,160 The Germans could land any minute. People are scared. 370 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:26,440 Even rich people. But the rich being rich, they've got an overriding priority. 371 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,680 Staying rich. 372 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,320 They start eyeing up the necklaces and tiaras, what have you. 373 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:37,040 And they're faced with a horrible decision... do they melt them down and donate them to the war effort? 374 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,360 Or wait for Hitler to nab them? 375 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,960 That's when Uncle Lonnie shows up. 376 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:50,400 See, Uncle Lonnie's an American, fresh from a spot of gun-running down in Spain. 377 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,000 Eyes for the main chance, and handy with a plane an' all. 378 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,720 Uncle Lonnie calls a meeting. 379 00:24:55,720 --> 00:25:00,840 Some prominent people show up, businessmen, aristocrats, what have you. 380 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,640 Then he tells them his plan. 381 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:09,640 Hire him and his mates to fly their valuables to the safety deposit boxes over in New York. 382 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:13,840 Now, Uncle Lonnie's an ace navigator and reckons he can fly above the air raid guns. 383 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,080 What he didn't reckon on... 384 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,880 is radar. Unauthorised flight over south east England. 385 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,440 It can only be Luftwaffe, right? Boom. Plane's shot down. 386 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,640 But when the authorities see the wreckage and the bodies, 387 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,000 they know there's a problem. Somebody gives Churchill a call. 388 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,400 And Churchill is furious. 389 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:37,240 What do you mean, we shot down a plane with three yanks aboard? 390 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:42,640 How's that going to help matters now we're trying to get the Americans into the war? 391 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,480 - Bury it. - Bury it. Bury the lot. Bury the bodies. Bury the cargo. 392 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,240 - Anything traceable, bury it. - Anything traceable, bury it. 393 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,960 Say a stray bomb hit Croydon. Report the plane lost at sea. 394 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,160 Report the plane lost at sea. Bloody fools. 395 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,320 Lots of sad posh people. 396 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,360 But no-one can say anything. 397 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:04,120 Who's going to admit to being involved in something like that with 398 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:07,640 the rest of the country are melting down their fish knives, right? 399 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,480 So, no-one talks about it. 400 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,040 Years go by. It's forgotten. 401 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,720 Except by Uncle Lonnie. 402 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,520 He got out just before the plane went down. 403 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,360 He suffered a mild concussion, which he wasn't 404 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:27,880 too chuffed about cos it made him forget where the plane hit. 405 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:31,800 But he's been searching for the spot ever since. That is, 406 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,200 until he handed the baton to me. 407 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,200 My number's on the back. 408 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,960 Call me if you want to talk more. 409 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,720 Just one question. 410 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,320 Have you had any psychiatric treatment? 411 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,640 You think I'm crazy? 412 00:26:55,640 --> 00:27:00,320 That suits me down to the ground. If I'm crazy, you won't mind me 413 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:05,480 practising my eccentric hobby on your land, will you? 414 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:11,200 Oh, by the way, those kids have knocked your sign down again. Crazy. 415 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,760 - This for the con? - Yeah. 416 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,840 - World War Two con, is it? - That's the theme, yeah. 417 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,720 I don't know quite how to tell you this. Erm... 418 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:33,320 7-Up wasn't introduced to Britain until 1953. 419 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,520 I mean, what kind of idiot... 420 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,000 No, you're not an idiot, Ash. 421 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,280 You're just historically hopelessly naive. 422 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:48,080 Yeah, well it's lucky you came along when you did and found us the right image. 423 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,680 - You sure you're all right up that ladder? - Yeah. 424 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,520 It's just painting by numbers, isn't it? 425 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:58,920 And, erm, no offence, mate, but probably best in the hands of an expert, you know. 426 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,400 Yeah, yeah, course you're right. 427 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,760 Yeah, well I'll see you later then. 428 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,640 Yep, see you later. 429 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,520 You could see it on his face. He's already put the bracelet together with the inventory. 430 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,480 He is holding out on me and he's going to keep holding out on me. 431 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,080 Everything is going to schedule. 432 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,960 Soon as he works out the bracelet's real, he's going to ring me and ask for the full story. 433 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,600 Then he'll work out he needs to see Uncle Lonnie. 434 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,960 He's probably in the jewellery shop right now. 435 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,680 Inter-war piece. 436 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,240 Emeralds and diamonds. 437 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:35,080 This is an extremely valuable item. What did you say the provenance was? 438 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:41,520 - Belonged to my grandmother. - Would you excuse me just for one moment? 439 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,600 [ PHONE RINGS ] 440 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,040 Meet me at the site. 441 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,160 So this is the flight path? 442 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,200 Passes right over. 443 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:14,680 And you reckon Uncle Lonnie's plane hit where you found the bracelet? 444 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,440 We should be so lucky. 445 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,200 The plane could've been leaking cargo for miles before it hit the ground. 446 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,400 The wreckage could be anywhere on this site. 447 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,000 Digging all this lot up, I say we're looking at about 448 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,120 six weeks. Think you can put your buyer off for that long? 449 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,640 We need to move faster. Where's your Uncle Lonnie? 450 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,320 He's in an old people's home. Why? 451 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,360 If he can remember anything about the night of the crash, it might 452 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,840 give us a clue about where the plane hit the ground. 453 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,520 We wouldn't have to dig up the whole site. Yeah, we need to speak to him. 454 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,640 That's a good idea. 455 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,200 I'll call and make an appointment. 456 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,520 - Now. Today. - Well, it can't be done. Me and Uncle Lonnie, we had a falling out. - Well, patch it up. 457 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:56,320 - Why? What's the hurry? - I tried to have the bracelet valued. 458 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,320 What? Why did you go and do that? 459 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,920 I'm worried I might have set alarm bells ringing. 460 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,400 [ MOBILE RINGS ] 461 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,520 - Sean. - Yeah, hi, I'd like to speak to Leonard Brice please. 462 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,920 - He's a resident of the home. - What, now? 463 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,000 Yeah, it's Ben. His grand-nephew. 464 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,240 What do you mean, he's still not speaking to me? 465 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:21,960 Just tell him I'm on my way down right now. Yeah, yeah, I've got to fix things. 466 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,600 Nearest hospital please. 467 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,920 - OK, Sean, where's the retirement home? - I don't know... 468 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,400 how things got so messed up. 469 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:40,840 [ PHONE RINGS ] Yeah. 470 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,120 [ PAGER BEEPS ] 471 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:51,920 Excuse me. Well, sorry gents. 472 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,840 Right. Retirement homes. 473 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,920 - Where are we going? - Retirement home. Ash will call you with directions. 474 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,600 I think this is your size. 475 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:11,600 [ MOBILE BEEPS ] 476 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,520 - It's the next left. - OK. 477 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,000 Nobody is trying to put you in a home. 478 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:30,960 I know what this place is. You want to think I'm losing my marbles so you can get your hands on my money. 479 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,160 Daddy, that's very unfair. Excuse me. 480 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,880 Can I see someone from admissions, please? 481 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,080 And can you bring restraints? Thank you. 482 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,320 It's this way. 483 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,200 OK. 484 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,280 Ready for your sponge bath, Sir? 485 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,480 I assure you, I am perfectly capable... 486 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,080 Oh, so very kind. 487 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,120 It's just down here. 488 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:28,160 - Nurse. - Let's get you out of those things, get you nice and clean. 489 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:32,160 Could you say that again, only slower? 490 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,280 Eddie, what can I say? 491 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,000 - That is very impressive. - It's taken me ages. 492 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,640 - I haven't stopped. - I thought you were looking a bit peaky. 493 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,520 Has he aged it down? You've aged it down, haven't you? 494 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,840 Well, you can't have it looking brand new, can you? All kinds of anachronisms. 495 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,960 No, no, who needs the aggravation? 496 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,000 I mean, by rights, I shouldn't have used lead-free paint. 497 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,160 What's he done to me mural? 498 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,960 Didn't anyone tell you? 499 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,360 War damage. 500 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,120 Come on, let's get these bricks 501 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,920 down to the site. 502 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,120 Uncle Lonnie. Uncle Lonnie. 503 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,720 It's me, it's Ben. 504 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,600 - You all right? - You. 505 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,360 You're not welcome here. 506 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,920 You stole my map. Where is it? 507 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,160 Stole? I didn't steal it. 508 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,600 You handed on the baton, remember? 509 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,200 Billy? 510 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,520 Billy? You brought Billy? 511 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,080 Yeah, yeah, that's right. 512 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,320 It's Billy. Play along. 513 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,000 - Who's Billy? - His son. He's dead. 514 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,120 - Hi. - Hi. 515 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,560 Listen, Uncle Lonnie. We found something. 516 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,480 It might be from the plane. 517 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:10,160 - It's a bracelet. - You didn't get it valued, did you? 518 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:17,720 - No, course not. - Because if they trace it then all the cargo on board can be declared as a treasure trove. 519 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,320 Then you know where it goes? 520 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,720 It goes straight to the Crown. 521 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,560 There are dangerous people monitoring every stolen goods 522 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,880 list in the country looking out for anything that was on that plane. 523 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,760 Calm down. We're getting closer, but we're running out of time. 524 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:36,600 Anything new you can remember about the night of the crash would really help us. I mean, anything at all. 525 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,120 - Ah, let's see. We were... - What? 526 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,240 I'm not going to tell you anything, you know. 527 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,200 Stay away from me, all right? 528 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,160 Mr Brice needs to rest. 529 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,600 You really need to leave. Now. 530 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,880 - Go. - All right. - Yes. 531 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,320 - OK. - Now come here, Billy. 532 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,320 Get closer, get closer. 533 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,160 I see a man, 534 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,800 smiling, 535 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,840 in a white coat. 536 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:14,120 Now if you can find that man smiling in the white coat, 537 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,680 then you've found the treasure. 538 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,600 - I've got to go, Dad. - Oh, don't go. "Dad." "Dad..." 539 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,160 Did you get any of that? 540 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,360 - No. - A smiling face. A man in a white coat. 541 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,240 - What? You're telling me? - Of course. 542 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,760 We're partners, aren't we? 543 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,840 OK, Sean, OK. 544 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,680 Why do you think he told you about the man in the white coat? 545 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:45,280 - I've been thinking about this. He must've figured out I was listening in. - No, no, no. 546 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,800 He'll known you couldn't hear him. 547 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,680 Maybe he doesn't want to take any chances. 548 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:56,840 Maybe he's lulling me into a false sense of security. He's not stupid, 549 00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,800 he's feeding me the partners' line so he can stab me in the back later on. 550 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,440 Let's not forget, 551 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,680 he's still holding out on me over the inventory. 552 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,200 Like we knew he would. 553 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,800 Think about it, guys. It's obvious. 554 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,680 - Sean... - As long as I get him to the site tomorrow, 555 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:22,320 tell him I've got the creeps and that I want to bail out, 556 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,120 it'll be fine. 557 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:28,040 He sees the coloured bricks, he works out what they mean. 558 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,240 He knows he can get the treasure out in a day. 559 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:33,400 Once he works that out, 560 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,840 he'll jump at the chance to pay me off. 561 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,840 Why did you get the bracelet valued, Rex? 562 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,720 - It was the one thing I told you not to do. - Why? What's happened? 563 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:46,920 It's left a trail. I told you other people knew about it. 564 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,160 Now someone's on to me. 565 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,160 - I'm being watched. - You're being paranoid. 566 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:54,120 - I'm not. I want out. - But we're so close. - We don't even know what was on that plane. 567 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,480 Uncle Lonnie could've been exaggerating. 568 00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,120 I've got cold feet, and I want out. 569 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,520 And I need some cash to get away. 570 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,800 You know, the bracelet. What's that worth, 80 grand? 571 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,560 - Give me 80 grand. - No. 572 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,760 As a finder's fee. Whatever you find here, you can keep. 573 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,840 - No. - What is the matter with you? Just give me the money. 574 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,960 I've got something to show you. 575 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,960 What's this? 576 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,920 I reckon that navigator had that on him when he bailed out. 577 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,720 That's the inventory. The bracelet's on there. 578 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:34,400 You see that total? 579 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,120 That's in 1939 money too. 580 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,960 Uncle Lonnie wasn't exaggerating. 581 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:47,640 - Why are you showing me this? - To make you understand that you're insane to settle for 80,000. 582 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,280 We're on the verge of millions. 583 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,520 The man in the white coat. 584 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,680 We'll solve the clue together, yeah? 585 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,600 Yeah. 586 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,600 What do you reckon about all these coloured bricks? 587 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,320 He told you about the inventory. 588 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,320 Why did he tell me? 589 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,240 That wasn't supposed to happen. He was supposed to hold out on me. 590 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,840 Has he twigged the coloured bricks yet? 591 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,960 - He doesn't know what they are. - I thought you were going to help him on that. 592 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,440 Mickey was right. 593 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,440 None of this is making me feel any better. 594 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,520 I've tried thinking about the 80 grand. It's not working. 595 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,640 You tried thinking about 80 grand cradled by a naked woman? 596 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,760 Seriously Ash, 597 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:44,360 it's like I've waited my whole life to get this guy 598 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,360 and now I've got him... 599 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,120 You're not sure he's that guy? 600 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,600 I had it in my head that he was this monster. 601 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:06,040 - What if he's not? - Way I understood it, this wasn't about what he's like, 602 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,640 it was about what he did. 603 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,840 What if he's a nice guy? 604 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:16,760 Listen, this could go a few ways. Least likely is you and Rex going down the football together. 605 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,800 Finish the con, Sean. 606 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,320 Stop sulking, Eddie. You'll get your bricks back. 607 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,320 The smiling face. 608 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,200 Where have you been? Look, the coloured bricks. 609 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,240 It's the man in the white coat. 610 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:28,440 We found him. It's here. 611 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,920 We found the treasure! 612 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,280 He's not going to give us the 80 grand. 613 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:42,080 He wants to dig up the whole site and split everything he finds with me. 614 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,520 - It was a stupid con to start with. - It was a perfectly sound grift. 615 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,040 Albert, it didn't work. 616 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,400 He was supposed to see the man in the white coat when I was getting cold feet. 617 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,440 That's when he should have paid me off. 618 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,280 - Well, maybe we could salvage something. - No. 619 00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,920 No. 620 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,280 - It's over. - You think? - What do you want to hear, Emma? 621 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,760 I feel stupid, I messed up. Is that what you want to hear? 622 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:12,520 - You know, this is so typical of you. Sean's feelings. - What? 623 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,320 Everybody here has had to jump through hoops for you. 624 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:20,600 Because of what you feel. And now you think you might feel something else, you want to walk away. 625 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,720 Well, what about what other people feel? 626 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,440 What about me? 627 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,880 I had to look after you for ten years. Why don't 628 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,680 - we talk about how that felt? - We looked after each other. 629 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,360 No. Rubbish. 630 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,320 I told you that to make you feel better about yourself. 631 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,480 You were hopeless. I had to look out for you all the time. 632 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,360 I was a kid. 633 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,600 What? What was I? Was I your mum? 634 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:51,160 Only someone as vain and self-centred as you could think this was your con to try and call off. 635 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,080 We are going ahead, and we are going to take this bastard. 636 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,240 - So what's the back-up plan? - Eh? 637 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,280 - Every con has a back-up. What is it? - I don't know. 638 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,200 I'm not talking to you, am I? What is the back-up plan? 639 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,760 Your name is Camilla Teague. 640 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,160 This is your suit. 641 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:14,440 This is Rex Kennedy. Please leave a message. 642 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:19,600 Mr Kennedy, I'm calling on behalf of Teague holdings regarding the sale of your site. 643 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,120 When we get the treasure out we're going to need some kind of awning. 644 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,920 That way no one can see us digging. 645 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,200 Yeah, awning. 646 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,440 You're not still worried about being watched? 647 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,360 That doesn't matter now anyway. 648 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,520 We'll have the treasure out in a day. 649 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,680 We're home and dry. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 650 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,200 Mr Kennedy? 651 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,120 Mr Kennedy? 652 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:52,000 It's Camilla Teague of Teague Holdings. 653 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,680 Don't open it. 654 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,360 - Come in. - Good morning. 655 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:03,280 I understand there's some sort of hold up with the sale of your site. 656 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,360 I presume you've had interest from elsewhere, which is why 657 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:11,840 I thought I'd drop by in person with an offer I think 658 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,680 you will find compelling. 659 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,600 Now that's 30% on the original offer. 660 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:28,160 Yes, I thought that might claim your attention. For that figure, I will need immediate signature. 661 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,680 Teague. 662 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,280 I know that name. 663 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,840 Well, yes, you may well. 664 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,760 It's an old family with something of a tradition in public services. 665 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:43,080 How many other properties does Teague Holding own? 666 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,360 Well, at the moment, our portfolio's limited. 667 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,280 None? 668 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,280 She knows. 669 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,600 You know what's on that land, don't you? 670 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,960 Is this some kind of a last minute manoeuvre? 671 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,400 You know about the treasure. 672 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,160 Your grandfather told you all about it. 673 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:07,040 There. Oswald Teague. 674 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,320 And this is your grandmother's bracelet. 675 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,200 I'm sorry, 676 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,520 the property's been taken off the market. 677 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,840 - Well... - You can keep the bracelet. 678 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,400 I will. 679 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,920 You do realise you're going to have to buy my silence as well? 680 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,200 - You won't say anything. - Why not? 681 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,720 Family honour? 682 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:36,600 You have been away a long time. 683 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:44,040 If the authorities search that site, everything on it will be declared treasure trove. 684 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,560 The only thing you will ever see is a thank you note from the Queen. 685 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,560 I'll settle for 500,000. 686 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,000 - Whoa. That's too much. - Is it? 687 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,440 Don't give her that much, Rex. 688 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,080 I can cover it. 689 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,120 For 500, I'll rescind all claim. 690 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,160 You get the lot. 691 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,280 Trust me, she'll... 692 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,960 she'll settle for less. 693 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,720 No, I won't. 694 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:18,520 We know what's down there. 695 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,440 It's worth it. 696 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,960 You have a deal. 697 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:29,040 £500,000 of your father's money. 698 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:33,600 - This is not what we agreed. We said 80. - That was a long time ago, Sean. 699 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,640 You hijacked my plan. You knew it'd go this way. 700 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:39,760 You always have a plan B, Sean. We only used it when you walked away from your own grift. 701 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,160 Stop sulking, Eddie. You'll get your bricks back. 702 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,080 Yeah, you were right. Plan B. 703 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,000 He'll be here roughly ten o'clock. 704 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,640 Ten o'clock. 705 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,560 You never wanted this to work. 706 00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,080 Neither did you. 707 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,480 Ever since you met him and realised he was just a man. 708 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,640 Why didn't you hit him in the lift? 709 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,440 Why didn't you do the read? OK, Sean what have we learned about our mark? 710 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,400 - He's a tosser. - Why didn't you show him what the bricks meant? 711 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,520 What do you reckon about all these coloured bricks? 712 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,800 - I'm not sure. - You had him and you walked away. 713 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,120 - You didn't want to con him, Sean. - I didn't know what I wanted. 714 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,440 Well sometimes you need someone else to show you. 715 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,640 The back up comes in two parts. 716 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,280 This part only gets you the cash. 717 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:53,280 It doesn't fix things between you and Sean, or between you and what happened with your dad. 718 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,880 You know that, don't you? 719 00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,400 Ask Rex for 500. 720 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,560 What do you want? 721 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,200 They've ripped me off. I've had diggers in all morning. 722 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,480 Young one's medium height, mid-twenties. 723 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,680 I want no police involvement, understand? No... 724 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,560 Hello, Rex. 725 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,640 I'd give up on the detective agency if I were you. 726 00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:39,840 This is something they can't help you with. Now move it. 727 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,600 You're the surveyor. 728 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,000 And you're the blameless family man. 729 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,400 It's OK, we just want to talk. 730 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,000 - Who are you? - We're friends of theirs. 731 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,120 Emma and Sean. You both... 732 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,080 You had me right the way through. 733 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,360 You're clever. I could tell you were going to be clever. 734 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,800 You don't get to do that. 735 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,960 You don't get to act like the proud father. 736 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,040 Well, it's just... 737 00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,120 I've pictured this moment so many times. 738 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,120 I bet you never thought it would look quite like this. 739 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,160 No. How did you see it going? 740 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,200 Us popping down the pub catching up? 741 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,760 And on the way out, asking if it was OK to call you Dad? 742 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,080 Picking out bunk beds in the Ikea catalogue? 743 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,840 I think about you every day. 744 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,880 - How's that make you feel, Sean? - Terrible, Emma. 745 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,600 He must've been wracked with guilt. 746 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:23,440 - Let me explain everything to you, please. - Why don't you start by explaining why you walked out on us? 747 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,000 I mean, we'd love to hear that one. 748 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,560 You have to understand, everything back then was a mess. 749 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,800 I was in a mess. 750 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,080 There were debts, I was drinking too much. 751 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,400 - I wasn't any good for anyone. - Poor Rex, under all that pressure. 752 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,960 I'm welling up. 753 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,160 I figured you'd be better off without me. 754 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,200 And then you figured we'd be better off without anyone? 755 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,040 No, I didn't know about your mother. I didn't know she'd died. 756 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,800 I didn't hear about her death until five years after. 757 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,960 - Then you should have come and found us. - By then it was too late. 758 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,760 I was remarried to Elaine. 759 00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:00,360 She didn't know about the family. 760 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,520 So you decided to keep things hunky dory on your end, yeah? 761 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:08,240 I thought you were settled. I thought you were in school, that you were doing OK for yourself. 762 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:10,040 Well, we weren't. 763 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,440 And I was afraid, all right? 764 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,840 I was afraid of what could happen. 765 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,560 To you. 766 00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,240 Cos that's what this is really about. 767 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:22,200 After all your little excuses it was us or you, and you chose you. 768 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:31,960 We were your kids. You were supposed to check up on us. 769 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:35,400 - It wasn't that simple. - Yes, it was exactly that simple. 770 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,800 You had an obligation and you ignored it. 771 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,720 You should've come and found us. 772 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:50,560 I know I should've. I'm sorry. 773 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,200 I am so sorry. 774 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,160 If I could change 775 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:00,840 what I did back then... 776 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,520 if I could make it up to you... 777 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:08,840 You can't. It's too late. 778 00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:18,200 So how about we have a crack at some compensation, eh? 779 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:22,040 - What do you want? - Well, I did want 80 grand in back dated child support. 780 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:27,240 But then he made him realise he wanted something more. 781 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:32,400 My 500,000. If you keep that, 782 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,280 I'll be ruined. 783 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,960 Yeah, we figured that one out. 784 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,840 It's not our problem though. Besides, it's not about the money. 785 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,720 No. To be honest 786 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,320 I just got that one myself. 787 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,480 We don't need your money. 788 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,040 We're fine. 789 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,040 We made something of ourselves. 790 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:59,640 - This is about you. - You can keep your money... 791 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:03,520 after you've done one little thing for us. 792 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,360 Are you sure you want to do this? 793 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,880 Oh, yeah. 794 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,800 All you have to do 795 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:24,320 is email this picture to your wife and you can have the money back. 796 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:31,000 If you don't, we keep the full 500. 797 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,920 Your money or your life. 798 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:47,320 I do wonder how she's going to take it when she finds out you've been lying all these years. 799 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:49,280 It's a weird sensation, isn't it? 800 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:53,320 Your whole life falling to pieces in your hands. 801 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,480 Now imagine you're five. 802 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:01,160 Just push the button. 803 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,320 Tell her the secret you've been hiding. 804 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:11,000 I can't do it. 805 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,080 I chose between myself and my family before. 806 00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,160 I'm not going to do it again. 807 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:21,240 - Good decision. - I am sorry. 808 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:22,840 You should be. 809 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,120 What do you want? 810 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:53,840 I want to know why he left us. 811 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,560 You have to understand everything back then was a mess. 812 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,960 I was in a mess. There were debts, I was drinking too much. 813 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,840 I wasn't any good for anyone. 814 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,640 I want him to feel how we felt. 815 00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:09,600 It's a weird sensation, isn't it? Your whole life falling to pieces in your hands. 816 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,560 Now imagine you're five. 817 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,760 I want him to know he screwed up. 818 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,560 I can't do it. 819 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:23,160 I chose between myself and my family before. I'm not going to do it again. 820 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:28,280 Most importantly, I want to hear him say sorry. 821 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,760 I am so sorry. 822 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:36,880 And if I could change 823 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,480 what I did back then... 824 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,840 If I could make it up to you... 825 00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:46,320 You can't. It's too late. 826 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,200 [ CHEERING ] 827 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,680 We thought about putting 50,000 candles on there, 828 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,120 but remembered you'd already blown that much. 829 00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,320 Funny. 830 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,120 - At last, champagne. - This is good champagne. 831 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,760 Yeah, and just so you know it's 150 quid a bottle. 832 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:15,640 - Eddie, you shouldn't have. - What a thoughtful gift. - Thank you. 833 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:19,720 - What did you wish for? - I'm not saying. - Just so long as it wasn't any more birthday presents. 834 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:24,160 - Conning your old man was your present. You know that, don't you? - I know that. - It's from all of us. 835 00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,640 It's the best present I ever got as well. 836 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,840 I'll never forget it. 837 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:31,000 - I couldn't have done it without you guys. - Nonsense. 838 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,360 No, that's crazy talk. 839 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,280 Seriously, all this has brought one thing home to me. 840 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,520 I could have spent my entire life thinking about the family I missed 841 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,520 out on, when the whole time my real family, 842 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,680 - the people I care about... - We got you an X Box as well. 843 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,160 Please give it to him before he finishes that speech. 844 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,040 I know what he wished for when he blew those candles out. 845 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,440 He wished all five of us could be together forever. 846 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:58,480 Actually, I wished you'd stop banging on about that £50,000 I never picked up. 847 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,240 Well, you don't have to worry about that. 848 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:03,920 Who wants a five way split of 50 grand... 849 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:09,720 When you can have a five way split of 80? 850 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:13,680 I'm thinking of using my share as compensation for a troubled upbringing. 851 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,400 Yeah. Didn't I ever tell you about my mum and dad? 852 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,400 - Actually no. - No time for the tooth fairy. 853 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,040 Every time a tooth fell out, I'd put it under the pillow. 854 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,880 Still there in the morning. 855 00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:35,000 So I reckon backdating tooth fairy payments plus interest... 856 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,120 - Albert, where's that notebook? - Oh, come on. 857 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,160 Subtitles by Red Bee Media