1 00:00:06,150 --> 00:00:09,350 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:14,983 --> 00:00:18,651 * need a new love? 3 00:00:18,684 --> 00:00:21,417 * hey, i'm ready 4 00:00:23,217 --> 00:00:25,584 * want my time? 5 00:00:27,484 --> 00:00:30,851 * i'm willing, yeah 6 00:00:30,884 --> 00:00:33,717 * 'cause i'm the one 7 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:35,717 * who's gonna show 8 00:00:35,751 --> 00:00:38,617 * when there's nobody 9 00:00:39,751 --> 00:00:41,451 * i'll be your man 10 00:00:45,384 --> 00:00:47,484 * yeah, i'm the one 11 00:00:47,517 --> 00:00:49,517 * who's gonna show 12 00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:51,717 * when there's nobody 13 00:00:53,551 --> 00:00:55,551 * i'll be your man 14 00:00:57,717 --> 00:00:59,484 * i'll be your man 15 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,551 * all right. 16 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:23,250 lyndie: coach ray drecker, 17 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,717 a west lakefield legend. 18 00:01:25,751 --> 00:01:29,017 he started out as west lakefield's star athlete 19 00:01:29,050 --> 00:01:32,751 And a member of the legendary wolves class of '84 20 00:01:32,784 --> 00:01:34,950 When he lettered in three sports. 21 00:01:34,983 --> 00:01:37,584 After attending university of central florida 22 00:01:37,617 --> 00:01:40,184 On a prestigious baseball scholarship, 23 00:01:40,217 --> 00:01:43,818 Coach ray chose to return to west lakefield high 24 00:01:43,851 --> 00:01:45,684 as a coach, history teacher 25 00:01:45,717 --> 00:01:48,050 and all-around inspiration. 26 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:50,584 ray's voice: not only did she make me sound like a turd, 27 00:01:50,617 --> 00:01:52,484 she left out the best parts. 28 00:01:52,517 --> 00:01:54,250 like my contract with the braves 29 00:01:54,284 --> 00:01:56,317 and my ligament injury, 30 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:59,117 like how i tasted and came close to greatness. 31 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:02,150 lyndie: since then, coach ray has been with us 32 00:02:02,184 --> 00:02:03,851 Through thick and thin. 33 00:02:03,884 --> 00:02:06,350 Through the good times and the bad times, 34 00:02:06,384 --> 00:02:08,451 coach drecker's always there when we need him. 35 00:02:08,484 --> 00:02:10,484 ray's voice: is that what i was to them? 36 00:02:10,517 --> 00:02:12,417 the guy who was there? 37 00:02:12,451 --> 00:02:16,217 the guy they can count on to stay behind when they leave? 38 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,950 ...and go to college and forget our high school days, 39 00:02:18,983 --> 00:02:20,684 Coach drecker will be here. 40 00:02:20,717 --> 00:02:22,884 - ( phone ringing ) - coach drecker is always here for us. 41 00:02:22,918 --> 00:02:26,551 which is why the student council has chosen to make coach ray 42 00:02:26,584 --> 00:02:28,983 the recipient of our fall fundraiser, 43 00:02:29,017 --> 00:02:30,684 "meet you at the carwash." 44 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,684 ( cheering ) 45 00:02:42,818 --> 00:02:45,184 Okay. 46 00:02:45,217 --> 00:02:46,918 Coach, we know you lost your roof in the fire. 47 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:49,150 So we thought we'd buy you a structural beam. 48 00:02:49,184 --> 00:02:53,150 We think this $235 will buy you about 1 1/2 beams, 49 00:02:53,184 --> 00:02:55,417 Depending on the quality of the wood. 50 00:02:55,451 --> 00:02:58,050 We hope you enjoy the beams for many years to come. 51 00:02:58,083 --> 00:02:59,451 ( cheering ) 52 00:02:59,484 --> 00:03:02,317 ray's voice: then they gave me the pickle jar. 53 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,417 this is ray. i lost my old phone in the fire, 54 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,451 so make sure and leave your number. 55 00:03:06,484 --> 00:03:08,384 Ray, you have to give me an answer, okay? 56 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:09,884 At least tell me which way you're leaning, 57 00:03:09,918 --> 00:03:12,651 Because this train is really leaving the station. 58 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,617 Did you bring pictures? 59 00:03:22,651 --> 00:03:24,651 Uh, no. 60 00:03:24,684 --> 00:03:26,584 Well, how can i choose then? 61 00:03:26,617 --> 00:03:29,050 You have to trust me. i choose for you. 62 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:31,950 It's a responsibility i take very seriously, 63 00:03:31,983 --> 00:03:33,818 Very seriously in every way. 64 00:03:33,851 --> 00:03:35,317 It's what i do. 65 00:03:35,350 --> 00:03:37,551 What if you send me some kind of freak? 66 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:41,284 Not gonna happen. i would never employ a freaky guy. 67 00:03:41,317 --> 00:03:44,250 I really just want somebody calm and normal. 68 00:03:44,284 --> 00:03:48,150 No liars or addicts or drug users. 69 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:52,150 That's why a service like mine can come in so handy, molly. 70 00:03:52,184 --> 00:03:53,918 I personally vet 71 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:56,417 Every individual who works for me. 72 00:03:56,451 --> 00:03:59,684 And as you can see, i'm a woman just like you. 73 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:02,617 A normal person sitting across the table. 74 00:04:02,651 --> 00:04:06,517 I don't like the idea of some muscled-out- 75 00:04:06,551 --> 00:04:10,884 Shiny-looking-probably-gay boy gyrating on me. 76 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,851 Anonymous sex ads are a turnoff, 77 00:04:12,884 --> 00:04:15,851 But that doesn't mean that i don't feel 78 00:04:15,884 --> 00:04:19,317 Very sexy sometimes 79 00:04:19,350 --> 00:04:22,517 And wish that life could be a little more simple, 80 00:04:22,551 --> 00:04:24,983 You know, in that way. 81 00:04:25,017 --> 00:04:27,617 Yeah, it's really true. 82 00:04:27,651 --> 00:04:30,350 Yeah, i can understand what reasonable women want 83 00:04:30,384 --> 00:04:32,150 Because i am one of those women. 84 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:35,317 That's why we're called happiness consultants. 85 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:38,884 Here, let me give you one of our refrigerator magnets. 86 00:04:39,983 --> 00:04:42,451 It's a freebie. 87 00:04:42,484 --> 00:04:43,950 Oh. 88 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:46,017 - oh. - yeah. 89 00:04:46,050 --> 00:04:48,651 Make sure you throw me a good-looking one then. 90 00:04:48,684 --> 00:04:50,317 Naturally. 91 00:04:50,350 --> 00:04:53,950 And make sure he doesn't have a small... 92 00:04:53,983 --> 00:04:55,918 - you know... - yeah. 93 00:04:55,950 --> 00:04:58,784 ...wiener. ( chuckles ) 94 00:04:58,818 --> 00:05:01,851 Lenore said she'd never had such-- 95 00:05:01,884 --> 00:05:03,184 - uh-huh. - look... 96 00:05:03,217 --> 00:05:06,317 I get enough teeny-weeny dick already. 97 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:09,150 Don't even send me medium size. i'm not even kidding. 98 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,751 Molly, relax. 99 00:05:10,784 --> 00:05:13,217 We have no problems in that arena. 100 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,617 ( laughs ) 101 00:05:15,651 --> 00:05:17,150 Oh my god. 102 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,684 Can you believe the things lenore introduces me to? 103 00:05:19,717 --> 00:05:21,417 I mean, it's not like i do this every day of the week. 104 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:23,884 Did lenore mention the price? 105 00:05:23,918 --> 00:05:25,517 She said i should pay upfront. 106 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:27,217 300. 107 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:29,250 That's a 50% first-time discount 108 00:05:29,284 --> 00:05:32,284 I only give that to lenore's friends. 109 00:05:32,317 --> 00:05:34,050 Okay. 110 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,950 So when should i get that to you? 111 00:05:35,983 --> 00:05:38,651 Well, i'm good to wait right here if you want to, um... 112 00:05:38,684 --> 00:05:40,818 Go get it at the atm. 113 00:05:42,451 --> 00:05:45,884 - oh. - it's got a very reasonable surcharge. 114 00:05:48,384 --> 00:05:51,517 Uh, how do you keep from shooting yourself? 115 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:55,050 Try to keep one foot in front of the other. 116 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:57,950 I was going to put up a roof beam this weekend. 117 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,617 Okay. 118 00:06:01,983 --> 00:06:04,384 - well, thanks for showing it to me. - sure. 119 00:06:04,417 --> 00:06:06,350 I hope it stops the problems. 120 00:06:06,384 --> 00:06:08,484 Yeah, me too. 121 00:06:08,517 --> 00:06:11,017 Why in the world would i have nightmares about this place? 122 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:12,818 All of my possessions did not get burned up. 123 00:06:12,851 --> 00:06:14,918 None of my stuff was even here. 124 00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:17,584 Right. just all my stuff. 125 00:06:17,651 --> 00:06:19,284 Exactly. 126 00:06:21,584 --> 00:06:24,184 - i should go. - yeah. 127 00:06:25,417 --> 00:06:27,250 Oh, by the way, 128 00:06:27,284 --> 00:06:29,884 I'm thinking of flying darb to new york tomorrow. 129 00:06:29,918 --> 00:06:32,918 You know, like unexpectedly. take her to "mamma mia." 130 00:06:32,950 --> 00:06:34,717 Tomorrow is my night, jess. 131 00:06:34,751 --> 00:06:37,884 I know, but she's depressed, ray. it's boy trouble. 132 00:06:37,918 --> 00:06:40,250 I don't think dad's night at the drive-in is really gonna cheer her up. 133 00:06:40,284 --> 00:06:42,551 Maybe it will cheer her up. 134 00:06:42,584 --> 00:06:45,784 Maybe dad's night at the drive-in is just what she needs. 135 00:06:45,818 --> 00:06:48,250 Hey, look. 136 00:06:48,284 --> 00:06:50,651 Something of mine was here. 137 00:06:50,684 --> 00:06:53,918 Huh, my nutcracker. 138 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:56,384 - hey, do you mind? - no, you have at it. 139 00:06:57,617 --> 00:07:00,050 ( laughs ) 140 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:02,417 Go crack some nuts. 141 00:07:03,651 --> 00:07:05,284 ray's voice: 20 years of marriage 142 00:07:05,317 --> 00:07:07,717 and she misses the nutcracker. 143 00:07:18,584 --> 00:07:20,651 What the hell is she looking at? 144 00:07:20,684 --> 00:07:22,684 It's called work, lady. 145 00:07:22,717 --> 00:07:25,217 ( thunder rumbling ) 146 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,417 ray's voice: one foot in front of the other. 147 00:07:29,451 --> 00:07:31,851 it sounded so easy when mom used to say it. 148 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:34,217 "just put one foot in front of the other 149 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:36,350 and good things will come." 150 00:07:46,317 --> 00:07:48,851 Ray. ray! 151 00:07:48,884 --> 00:07:50,517 You never called me back. 152 00:07:53,017 --> 00:07:55,017 ray, i know you're in there. 153 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:57,684 It's freezing out here so i'm coming in. 154 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,417 So are you quitting or not? 155 00:08:06,451 --> 00:08:07,983 ( groans, coughs ) 156 00:08:08,017 --> 00:08:09,384 Come on, ray, knock it off. 157 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:11,517 You're leaving me hanging out on a limb. 158 00:08:11,551 --> 00:08:15,350 Come on, tanya. i can't deal with this right now. 159 00:08:15,384 --> 00:08:18,384 - are you getting sick? - no. 160 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:20,350 Seriously, i don't mean to be negative, 161 00:08:20,384 --> 00:08:23,317 But th is how people get pneumonia and die. 162 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:25,050 I'm a camper. ( coughs ) 163 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:27,484 I can camp out here all winter if i need to. 164 00:08:27,517 --> 00:08:29,983 Could you please not be arrogant about your health? 165 00:08:30,017 --> 00:08:32,050 A man your age needs heat. 166 00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:34,083 What do you mean, a man my age? 167 00:08:34,117 --> 00:08:36,818 I have a confession to make. i booked you two appointments tomorrow. 168 00:08:36,851 --> 00:08:40,083 They're lenore's recommendations. it's no bullshit, ray. 169 00:08:40,117 --> 00:08:43,751 A very nice womannamed molly want you tomorrow afternoon. 170 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,950 I can't. 171 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:48,184 Tomorrow i'm busy. 172 00:08:48,217 --> 00:08:50,584 - what makes you so busy? - i'm putting in a roof beam. 173 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:53,284 A roof-- by yourself? 174 00:08:53,317 --> 00:08:55,317 Are you delusional? 175 00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:58,517 Men have built homes with their bare hands for centuries. 176 00:08:58,551 --> 00:09:02,017 And i'm going to do it with whatever cash comes my way. 177 00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:04,384 Starting with this pickle jar. 178 00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:06,918 These are very wealthy prospects, ray. 179 00:09:06,950 --> 00:09:08,851 They could easily turn into regulars. 180 00:09:08,884 --> 00:09:12,317 Do you know what that means? 181 00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:15,983 They both prepaid in advance, cash. 182 00:09:16,017 --> 00:09:19,184 Probably a lot more than what's in that pickle jar. 183 00:09:19,217 --> 00:09:22,884 So if you ask me, i think that you should 184 00:09:22,918 --> 00:09:26,083 Postpone your roof project. 185 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,284 ( knocks ) 186 00:09:56,884 --> 00:09:59,284 - richard? - uh... 187 00:09:59,317 --> 00:10:01,217 Are you richard? 188 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,017 Are you molly? 189 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,017 Oh. 190 00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:21,150 You're very, uh... 191 00:10:21,184 --> 00:10:23,950 You seem like a very nice woman. 192 00:10:23,983 --> 00:10:26,217 Thank you. 193 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,950 You're very... 194 00:10:28,983 --> 00:10:32,150 Handsome. very attractive. 195 00:10:32,184 --> 00:10:35,950 Um... thanks. 196 00:10:37,983 --> 00:10:41,117 - you're not a private investigator, are you? - a what? 197 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:43,818 I just suddenly thought, "oh great, my husband hired a p.i." 198 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:47,050 So you don't have a camera hidden somewhere on your body? 199 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,918 ( chuckles ) nope. 200 00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:52,284 - can i check? - um, sure. 201 00:10:52,317 --> 00:10:54,350 Okay. 202 00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:11,551 Listen, do you have any aspirin? 203 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,217 I have ibuprofen. 204 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,317 - do you want some? - great. 205 00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:24,150 ( clears throat ) 206 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:28,517 Whoa, molly. 207 00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:30,684 I'm feeling so lousy. 208 00:11:30,717 --> 00:11:32,950 I've been spending a lot of time outdoors. 209 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,751 Are you gonna be okay? 210 00:11:35,784 --> 00:11:38,184 You know, i don't think so. 211 00:11:38,217 --> 00:11:40,517 Shit, this is bad. 212 00:11:40,551 --> 00:11:43,484 Molly, i don't want to give you want i got. 213 00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:46,217 Yeah. 214 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:48,950 Shit, i don't think i'm the right guy for the job right now. 215 00:11:48,983 --> 00:11:51,950 I'm sorry. i've got to go. 216 00:11:51,983 --> 00:11:54,017 Okay. 217 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:56,350 ( clears throat ) 218 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,851 - bye. - ( door closes ) 219 00:11:59,884 --> 00:12:02,584 - what did hammer say? - doesn't matter. 220 00:12:02,617 --> 00:12:06,117 I didn't want to have sex with him, so that's probably why. 221 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,250 What did that ass-fucker say? 222 00:12:08,284 --> 00:12:11,083 He said he was fine with it. 223 00:12:11,117 --> 00:12:13,250 And then he started putting me down 224 00:12:13,284 --> 00:12:15,050 With little comments, you know? 225 00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:16,751 Are you sure he wasn't just flirting? 226 00:12:16,784 --> 00:12:19,517 Mom, he was making fun of my thighs. 227 00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:21,217 Does that sound like he was flirting to you? 228 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:22,451 Well, yeah, i know. 229 00:12:22,484 --> 00:12:24,317 But when i was in high school, for example, 230 00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:27,784 Guys used to tease me mercilessly about my rear end. 231 00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:29,284 I'm not you. 232 00:12:29,317 --> 00:12:31,551 I know. 233 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,751 So please do not compare my life to yours. 234 00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:35,284 on't want to hear i about your butt. 235 00:12:35,317 --> 00:12:37,083 Okay. 236 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:41,384 Oh, that black looks good, damon. 237 00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,517 i'm so glad you came with us. 238 00:12:43,551 --> 00:12:45,617 That's not effeminate at all. 239 00:12:45,651 --> 00:12:47,851 Lots of guys get their nails done. 240 00:12:47,884 --> 00:12:49,784 - it doesn't mean you're gay. - i'm not gay. 241 00:12:49,818 --> 00:12:52,717 Well, you're right. i love you guys. 242 00:12:52,751 --> 00:12:54,517 What do you mean he didn't fuck you? 243 00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:56,717 Anyway, maya saw him with some skinny girl. 244 00:12:56,751 --> 00:12:59,317 And when i texted him about it he didn't write back. 245 00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:02,217 It's been like two days, so i'm probably dumped. 246 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:05,551 Forget him, darby. hammer reeks. 247 00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,083 That's just his funky glands. 248 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:09,651 Would you stop defending him? it's over. 249 00:13:09,684 --> 00:13:12,818 I don't give a shit if he was sick, he got paid to fuck you. 250 00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:14,284 It's his job to come through. 251 00:13:14,317 --> 00:13:15,717 - excuse me. - shh! 252 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,584 Listen, molly, if he didn't fuck you, 253 00:13:17,617 --> 00:13:19,818 - you're definitely gonna get reimbursed. - there are children here. 254 00:13:19,851 --> 00:13:21,717 Excuse me for a second. what? 255 00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:24,517 Your language, my kids don't need to be exposed. 256 00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:28,017 Sweetheart, i'm gonna have to call you back. 257 00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:29,484 Do you have a problem with me? 258 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,083 I just might if you don't temper your language. 259 00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:36,784 Here, babe. 260 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,851 If you ever want to pick out an outfit to match that stick up your ass, 261 00:13:42,884 --> 00:13:44,451 Give me a call. 262 00:13:48,317 --> 00:13:51,350 ray's voice: how tanya talked me over to her place i'll never know. 263 00:13:51,384 --> 00:13:54,818 i'm not the type who needs babying when i'm sick. 264 00:13:56,983 --> 00:14:00,083 Oh, god. don't look at it. don't think about it. 265 00:14:00,117 --> 00:14:02,184 - don't wonder where it came from. - ( knocking ) 266 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:05,517 I'm coming in. i'm not looking. 267 00:14:05,551 --> 00:14:08,317 I'm gonna put your yerba mate 268 00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:10,684 On the tub here. 269 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:13,517 And, um, how's the salts? 270 00:14:13,551 --> 00:14:15,384 The what? 271 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:18,983 The bathe salts. they're supposed to be reinvigorating. 272 00:14:19,017 --> 00:14:20,651 Good. 273 00:14:20,684 --> 00:14:23,150 I suppose i really should have just got a z-pack. 274 00:14:23,184 --> 00:14:27,017 Oh what, you're gonna slam your body with drugs now, ray? 275 00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:29,617 Antibiotics are bad even for chickens. 276 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,918 Will you turn around, tanya? i feel weird 277 00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,684 Talking to the back of your head. 278 00:14:33,717 --> 00:14:36,950 I-i didn't want to impose upon your privacy. 279 00:14:36,983 --> 00:14:38,983 I'm not shy. 280 00:14:39,017 --> 00:14:41,384 you know what i think? 281 00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:45,184 I think this whole "i'm sick" thing is psychosomatic. 282 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,983 - tanya, my head is pounding. - ray, come on. 283 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:50,751 Right before you're supposed to perform, you get sick? 284 00:14:50,784 --> 00:14:52,851 I got no problems performing, okay? 285 00:14:52,884 --> 00:14:55,451 Soon as i'm better, i'll perform any night of the week. 286 00:14:55,484 --> 00:14:57,584 Can you handle twice in a night? 287 00:14:57,617 --> 00:14:59,751 Twice in a night 288 00:14:59,784 --> 00:15:01,751 Is child's play, tanya. 289 00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:04,050 That's fantastic, because you have molly at 8:00 290 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,751 - and another one at 11:00. - great. 291 00:15:06,784 --> 00:15:09,651 Molly, huh? 292 00:15:09,684 --> 00:15:11,217 What about molly? 293 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,184 No, just-- 294 00:15:13,217 --> 00:15:15,417 You know, i don't know 295 00:15:15,451 --> 00:15:18,083 If i really feel comfortable doing molly. 296 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,517 Why the hell not? 297 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:22,083 I don't know. it's just... 298 00:15:22,117 --> 00:15:24,884 She's not really my type. 299 00:15:24,918 --> 00:15:27,950 Not your type? what's your type, ray? 300 00:15:27,983 --> 00:15:30,184 She's just not 301 00:15:30,217 --> 00:15:32,517 Exactly what i was expecting. 302 00:15:32,551 --> 00:15:33,918 What were you expecting? 303 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:36,017 I don't know. just, you know, someone 304 00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:39,417 Who looks like they're sexually active. 305 00:15:39,451 --> 00:15:42,751 You mean somebody you want to be sexually active with. 306 00:15:42,784 --> 00:15:45,551 My god, so insulting. 307 00:15:45,584 --> 00:15:47,350 What? 308 00:15:49,684 --> 00:15:51,651 Insulting to who? 309 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,651 I mean, come on, tanya. 310 00:15:53,684 --> 00:15:56,150 You have me flying blind out there. 311 00:15:56,184 --> 00:15:58,117 I got rights too, you know. 312 00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:01,017 Happiness consultants does not discriminate. 313 00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:05,083 Not every customer is going to be some perfect big-breasted 10. 314 00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:08,983 I mean, why don't you try expanding that pea-sized brain of yours 315 00:16:09,017 --> 00:16:12,818 And getting turned on by a woman's mind? 316 00:16:12,851 --> 00:16:14,451 We're not talking about my mind here. 317 00:16:14,484 --> 00:16:16,983 We can't control who opens that door. 318 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:20,684 It's part of your job to walk through it anyway. 319 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,684 ( woman screaming ) 320 00:16:39,717 --> 00:16:41,751 Who needs "mamma mia," huh? 321 00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:44,184 Dad, your mask is distracting me from the movie. 322 00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:47,184 You're probably not even infectious. 323 00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:49,517 All right, maybe you're right. 324 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,884 The car's a closed environment, kids. i thought i'd play it safe. 325 00:16:55,983 --> 00:16:57,317 Oh! ( laughs ) 326 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,517 Why are outdoor movies always so violent? 327 00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:03,050 Blood and gore plays great on the big screen. 328 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:06,983 It's the great tradition of the b movie. 329 00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:10,451 Yeah, the family that screams together stays together. 330 00:17:10,484 --> 00:17:12,717 - not in our case. - come on, darb. 331 00:17:12,751 --> 00:17:15,684 We hang out, right? we're still together. 332 00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:17,950 dreckers don't let tough times get them down. 333 00:17:17,983 --> 00:17:19,551 Where are you going? 334 00:17:19,584 --> 00:17:21,517 - i need popcorn. - darby, wait. 335 00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:23,451 What the hell's going on? 336 00:17:23,484 --> 00:17:24,751 It's her ex-boyfriend. 337 00:17:24,784 --> 00:17:26,451 What, that hammer kid? 338 00:17:26,484 --> 00:17:28,584 What the hell's his problem anyway? 339 00:17:28,617 --> 00:17:30,884 Stay here and i'll handle it, all right? 340 00:17:36,317 --> 00:17:38,384 ( machines ringing ) 341 00:17:42,918 --> 00:17:44,851 Forget about him, darb. just ignore him. 342 00:17:46,451 --> 00:17:48,284 Let's leave. pretend like you don't even know him. 343 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,851 Shut up. hi, hammer. 344 00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:54,950 Hey, darb. what's up? 345 00:17:54,983 --> 00:17:57,717 Um, not much. 346 00:17:59,617 --> 00:18:02,184 Hi, i'm tracie. 347 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,818 Can we talk for a second, please? 348 00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:09,584 You mean like now? 349 00:18:18,784 --> 00:18:21,584 She texted you and you never even answered, you asswipe. 350 00:18:21,617 --> 00:18:23,484 - when? - two fucking days ago. 351 00:18:23,517 --> 00:18:26,150 - damon, stop it. - no, you stop, darby. i'm handling this. 352 00:18:26,184 --> 00:18:29,317 You want to know who's got back, hammer? you've got back. 353 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:30,983 Chill out before i kill you, dude. 354 00:18:31,017 --> 00:18:33,350 - stay away from my sister, dude. - i'll pay for it. 355 00:18:33,384 --> 00:18:34,983 You'll what? fuck his popcorn. 356 00:18:35,017 --> 00:18:37,083 Fuck you, you wienie motherfucker. 357 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,918 Hey hey hey hey! break it up. 358 00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,884 - hey, what's going on here? - dad, i have it under control. 359 00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:44,083 Yeah, i can see that, damon. 360 00:18:44,117 --> 00:18:46,150 - you hammer? - yes, sir. 361 00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:48,584 What's wrong with you? you upset my daughter, 362 00:18:48,617 --> 00:18:50,851 You're about to hit my son when you're like twice as fat. 363 00:18:50,884 --> 00:18:53,617 Dad, it wasn't hammer's fault. damon started it. 364 00:18:53,651 --> 00:18:55,117 All right. 365 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:57,584 He doesn't love you, darb. why are you taking his side? 366 00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:59,651 I can talk to hammer if i want to, okay? 367 00:18:59,684 --> 00:19:02,350 Stop frickin' ruining this for me. both of you. 368 00:19:02,384 --> 00:19:05,117 - take it down. - oh, wait! 369 00:19:06,684 --> 00:19:08,784 This sucks. 370 00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:17,983 All right, i got eyes on them. 371 00:19:18,017 --> 00:19:21,983 She knows i'm not gonna let her drive home with that kid, right? 372 00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:26,617 Damester. hey, man, you crying? 373 00:19:26,651 --> 00:19:29,017 - no. - why is your face all wet? 374 00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:31,284 I'm not crying, dad. 375 00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:34,884 It's just... 376 00:19:34,918 --> 00:19:37,717 Sometimes life is just too much. 377 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:41,451 Listen, when life gives you lemons-- 378 00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:44,384 - what, you make lemonade? - well, yeah. 379 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,751 If you like lemonade. 380 00:19:57,784 --> 00:19:59,184 ray's voice: i've been a jock, 381 00:19:59,217 --> 00:20:02,250 student leader, professional ballplayer, 382 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,284 an educator. 383 00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:06,484 is this really the material 384 00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:08,884 from which male prostitutes are made? 385 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,417 Hey. 386 00:20:15,451 --> 00:20:16,884 Hi. 387 00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:19,950 It's ray drecker. remember? tanya's friend. 388 00:20:19,983 --> 00:20:23,017 Yes, the vintage car guy, right? 389 00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,717 Yeah, right. tanya's friend. 390 00:20:24,751 --> 00:20:27,617 Yeah, you remember the other night? 391 00:20:27,651 --> 00:20:28,751 What night? 392 00:20:28,784 --> 00:20:31,484 With you and me and tanya. 393 00:20:31,517 --> 00:20:34,017 Are you referring to my student tanya skagle? 394 00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:36,584 - right. - the point is? 395 00:20:36,617 --> 00:20:38,417 There is no point. 396 00:20:38,451 --> 00:20:40,651 I just recognized you and thought i'd say hi. 397 00:20:40,684 --> 00:20:42,150 Hi. 398 00:20:42,184 --> 00:20:44,350 I don't think you should spend time with tanya, ray. 399 00:20:44,384 --> 00:20:46,918 She's going places. do you know what i'm saying? 400 00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:48,217 Excuse me? 401 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,451 I just think that young woman should be surrounded 402 00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:53,918 With inspirational people and positive influences, that's all. 403 00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:56,083 She doesn't need a quitter. 404 00:20:56,117 --> 00:20:58,884 What do you mean a quitter? i'm not a quitter. 405 00:20:58,918 --> 00:21:01,117 - you don't even know me. - you're right, ray. 406 00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:03,751 I don't. so i'll just be jogging on. 407 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:07,184 By the way, how's the vintage car business coming? 408 00:21:07,217 --> 00:21:10,451 It's good. it's great! 409 00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:13,451 Thanks for asking. 410 00:21:13,484 --> 00:21:15,983 ray's voice: running into floyd was like a bad dream. 411 00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:18,284 did i really look like a quitter? 412 00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,950 - are you done with the circuit city thing? - ( gasps ) 413 00:21:25,983 --> 00:21:28,584 Oh god, i am so sorry. 414 00:21:28,617 --> 00:21:32,150 I am so slow tonight. i'm off my game. 415 00:21:32,184 --> 00:21:34,217 Honey, i don't care. 416 00:21:36,684 --> 00:21:38,950 ray's voice: it felt like a symbolic kind of thing-- 417 00:21:38,983 --> 00:21:42,551 ordering a beam. one foot in front of the other. 418 00:21:42,584 --> 00:21:45,083 a step in the right direction, you know? 419 00:21:45,117 --> 00:21:47,184 It's not in there, ray. 420 00:21:47,217 --> 00:21:50,451 - i counted only 143. - 143. 421 00:21:50,484 --> 00:21:53,017 Maybe there's a missing $100 bill. 422 00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,950 Maybe under one of these piles or something. 423 00:21:54,983 --> 00:21:56,317 I don't think so. 424 00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:58,584 143. 425 00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:01,751 So that's just enough 426 00:22:01,784 --> 00:22:03,617 For about a half a structural beam, right? 427 00:22:03,651 --> 00:22:05,551 What kind of beam do you have in mind exactly? 428 00:22:05,584 --> 00:22:07,684 A house beam. 429 00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:11,083 A structural beam to enjoy for many years to come. 430 00:22:11,117 --> 00:22:13,950 - i guess you mean a ridge beam. - yes. 431 00:22:13,983 --> 00:22:17,250 Well, 143 wouldn't buy you half a ridge beam, okay? 432 00:22:17,284 --> 00:22:19,651 In fact, we don't even sell half beams. 433 00:22:19,684 --> 00:22:20,851 What good is a half beam anyway? 434 00:22:20,884 --> 00:22:23,818 The beam costs $500 to make 435 00:22:23,851 --> 00:22:26,284 And it does not include the price of wood. 436 00:22:26,317 --> 00:22:28,950 Step over here, please. 437 00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:42,284 ray's voice: that damn pickle jar. 438 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:44,651 it really did say it all. 439 00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,317 ray: sorry about the other day. 440 00:22:49,350 --> 00:22:52,584 i just-- i had this 24-hour bug thing. 441 00:22:52,617 --> 00:22:55,384 i mean, i had the flu shot. 442 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:59,451 it must have been some weird strain or something. 443 00:22:59,484 --> 00:23:01,918 Yeah, it's been going around. 444 00:23:01,950 --> 00:23:04,217 My husband had it too. 445 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,184 ( laughs ) i thought maybe it was me. 446 00:23:07,217 --> 00:23:08,918 You? molly. 447 00:23:08,983 --> 00:23:10,983 Why would you think it was you? 448 00:23:11,017 --> 00:23:13,651 Whew, that's a relief. 449 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:16,484 I felt really bad that i canceled. 450 00:23:16,517 --> 00:23:19,551 I was looking forward to this. 451 00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:24,083 So... 452 00:23:24,117 --> 00:23:27,384 What happens next? 453 00:23:29,983 --> 00:23:31,884 May i? 454 00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:52,784 You're so... 455 00:23:54,651 --> 00:23:56,584 Oh, dear. 456 00:23:56,617 --> 00:23:58,751 What's wrong? 457 00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:01,617 My husband, richard. 458 00:24:01,651 --> 00:24:03,784 He, uh-- he doesn't... 459 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:06,083 He wants to have sex with me 460 00:24:06,117 --> 00:24:08,284 Every morning at 6:00 a.m. 461 00:24:08,317 --> 00:24:09,551 Oh. 462 00:24:09,584 --> 00:24:11,884 That's the way he wants to start his day. 463 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:14,751 He says he has a high testosterone level 464 00:24:14,784 --> 00:24:16,950 And we don't have sex he can't start his work day 465 00:24:16,983 --> 00:24:18,851 And he'll end up cheating on me. 466 00:24:18,884 --> 00:24:21,484 But he's terrible at sex. 467 00:24:21,517 --> 00:24:23,851 He has no talent for it. 468 00:24:23,884 --> 00:24:26,317 No equipment for it. 469 00:24:27,484 --> 00:24:29,317 Oh, and the worst thing is 470 00:24:29,350 --> 00:24:32,150 I don't know how to tell him no. 471 00:24:32,184 --> 00:24:34,451 That must be... 472 00:24:34,484 --> 00:24:36,417 Challenging. 473 00:24:36,451 --> 00:24:38,217 I'm sorry, i can't go through with this. 474 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:41,184 You mean you don't want to do anything? 475 00:24:43,284 --> 00:24:46,751 Every time i think of intercourse i see his face. 476 00:24:50,851 --> 00:24:52,717 I think you should go. 477 00:24:54,851 --> 00:24:56,884 Oh. 478 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:20,584 Why don't we just relax? 479 00:25:21,818 --> 00:25:25,150 Just see what happens? 480 00:25:31,950 --> 00:25:34,083 ( laughs ) i can't. 481 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:38,050 You know, you were interested enough to get me here. 482 00:25:39,317 --> 00:25:41,017 And then you got me here again. 483 00:25:41,050 --> 00:25:44,484 And this might be your first time... 484 00:25:46,950 --> 00:25:48,918 But this is what i do. 485 00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,983 I'm a professional. 486 00:25:56,517 --> 00:25:58,417 It's my job 487 00:25:58,451 --> 00:26:01,717 To make you forget about your husband. 488 00:26:04,818 --> 00:26:07,517 You might have a hard time saying no to him... 489 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:11,717 But i promise you, molly, 490 00:26:11,751 --> 00:26:15,684 You won't have a hard time saying yes to me. 491 00:26:20,384 --> 00:26:23,217 I wouldn't mind just looking at your penis. 492 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,451 You want to look at it? 493 00:26:27,484 --> 00:26:30,884 I think that'd make me happy. 494 00:26:41,150 --> 00:26:43,417 I changed my mind. 495 00:26:45,451 --> 00:26:48,117 You're nothing like my husband, are you? 496 00:26:48,150 --> 00:26:50,651 I doubt we have much in common. 497 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,784 What's the second address, tanya? 498 00:27:01,818 --> 00:27:03,451 You went? 499 00:27:03,484 --> 00:27:05,517 Sure i went. and i'm going again. 500 00:27:05,551 --> 00:27:07,717 Really, ray? oh my god, 501 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,417 That's fantastic. you're a god. 502 00:27:09,451 --> 00:27:11,551 You're not the only woman to say that tonight, 503 00:27:11,584 --> 00:27:14,083 - if you catch my drift. - i'll text you the address. 504 00:27:14,117 --> 00:27:17,150 I've been sitting here, ray, about to shoot myself. 505 00:27:17,184 --> 00:27:18,918 Just seeing visions of me here, 506 00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:20,651 Just stuck and getting older 507 00:27:20,684 --> 00:27:23,517 And surrounded by all these fucking papers 508 00:27:23,551 --> 00:27:25,217 And all these people's photographs 509 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:27,484 Of all their stupid kids. 510 00:27:27,517 --> 00:27:29,851 * well, i feel just like a child... * 511 00:27:29,884 --> 00:27:31,584 Ray, are you there? 512 00:27:31,617 --> 00:27:34,983 * yeah, i feel just like a child * 513 00:27:35,017 --> 00:27:38,784 * well, i feel just like a child... * 514 00:27:38,818 --> 00:27:41,451 ray's voice: a jock, a student leader, 515 00:27:41,484 --> 00:27:43,417 a professional ballplayer, 516 00:27:43,451 --> 00:27:46,150 an educator, 517 00:27:46,184 --> 00:27:48,050 a gigolo. 518 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,651 perhaps an excellent gigolo. 519 00:27:52,684 --> 00:27:56,317 an enthusiastic, fucking fantastic fucker. 520 00:27:57,983 --> 00:27:59,150 Hi. 521 00:27:59,151 --> 00:28:05,151 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com