1 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:15,450 Did you know that we've been on the phone for... 97 minutes? 2 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,577 Well, I needed something to pass the time 3 00:01:17,662 --> 00:01:19,579 before "The Pussycat Dolls" comes on. 4 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:20,914 You're obsessed, you know that? 5 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:23,416 Hey, some people turn to drugs or alcohol 6 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:26,253 in times of sadness. I myself have reality TV. 7 00:01:26,337 --> 00:01:28,046 - That's just weird. - I know. 8 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,756 Look, why don't you come meet us tonight, 9 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,925 celebrate with us before we leave for Cannes? 10 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,344 I'm not crashing a night out with your guy friends. 11 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,971 You wouldn't be crashing. They've been dying to meet you. 12 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:37,555 No, thank you, Eric. 13 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,266 Look, do you really not want to go 14 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:41,518 or do you just want to see who gets kicked off? 15 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,979 - I can't say. - All right, compromise: 16 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:46,064 Get the results, come meet us after. 17 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:48,066 - Okay, fine. - All right, great. 18 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,567 I'll call you when I know where we're going. 19 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:51,861 Okay. Bye, Eric. 20 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,655 All right, bye. 21 00:01:54,699 --> 00:01:56,157 How long have you guys been standing there? 22 00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:59,077 - 97 minutes, E. - Jesus. 23 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:02,372 So what's all this chitchat about between you and your clush anyway? 24 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,291 - My what? - Your clush... your client crush. 25 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:06,710 - I like that. - Funny how he always 26 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,795 warned me about mixing business with pleasure. 27 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,630 I was trying for pleasure first. 28 00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:12,716 Aha! He's admitting to it. 29 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:15,218 No one's hiding anything. I like her. She's cool. 30 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,137 - So don't hit on her. - Hey, come on. 31 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:18,888 Who would do that? 32 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,099 Excuse me. 33 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:28,315 - Look at you. How are you doing? - Hey. 34 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:29,816 Good to see you. 35 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,776 Don't think about kissing me, Turtle. 36 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:33,320 What's up, Sam? How are you doing? 37 00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:35,822 Sammy, the place is looking good, bro. 38 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:37,824 Congrats on Cannes, babe. Why don't you guys 39 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,826 go grab our table and hang out the rest of the night? 40 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,995 - Are the drinks on your tab too? - The way you drink, Drama, 41 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,913 it's like giving Turtle here keys to a whorehouse. 42 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,915 Oh, come on, you cut me deep, man. 43 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,667 Thank you, Sam. I appreciate it. 44 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:50,003 - Yo, yo, yo, yo! The boys are here. - What's up, kids? 45 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,005 Nobody told me Walsh was coming. 46 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,466 I didn't want to hear you complain. Hey, how is it going, Billy? 47 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:57,552 Great. I'm great, though spending 30 minutes alone with this guy 48 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,804 is sort of painful. You know he's bringing his wife to Cannes? 49 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,432 No. Bringing your wife? It's supposed to be a boys' trip. 50 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,725 Vinnie, when you get married, you realize 51 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,143 that a wife is like a herpes sore... 52 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,062 She comes and goes when and where she pleases. 53 00:03:07,146 --> 00:03:09,898 Get some VALTREX, 'cause the rest of us are gonna be yachting 54 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,192 and boozing it up with bronze-looking broads. 55 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:15,362 I'm already preparing myself by working on my foreign speak: 56 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:17,238 "J'ai dirige ce film. 57 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:19,824 - Voulez-vous avoir le sex?" - What does that mean? 58 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:21,826 It means, "I directed this film. Wanna fuck?" 59 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,912 Oh, Billy. 60 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:27,832 - Hilarious. - Stop kissing my ass, Drama. 61 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,376 To the bar, come on. 62 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,170 - They like each other, huh? - Yep. 63 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:33,755 And I heard you really liked Walsh's script. 64 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:34,839 So? 65 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:36,883 So do you really like it or are you just trying not to get 66 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,301 completely pushed out of the project? 67 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,261 - Fuck off, Ari. - Did you really like it? 68 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:42,222 I hated it, but the guy already committed to doing it. 69 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:43,681 I'm just trying to be positive. 70 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:45,016 Wow. After five years 71 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:47,227 you finally learned how to lie. Welcome to Hollywood. 72 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:50,563 - Hey, double suits, get in here. - All right. 73 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:52,399 To the time of our lives 74 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:54,401 we'll all soon be having in Cannes. 75 00:03:54,485 --> 00:03:56,152 - Yes, sir. - Except Ari. 76 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,825 There's Anna. 77 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:04,661 - You know Anna Faris? - Yeah, she's E's new client. 78 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,414 Nice. Love Anna Faris. 79 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:09,249 Introduce me, Suit. 80 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:14,170 What do you want me to say? He wants her in the movie. 81 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,297 - As what? - My brother. 82 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:17,424 As your brother? 83 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,592 I was hoping I'd get a shot at your brother, bro. 84 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:22,262 No, after meeting Anna he decided to change the part to my sister. 85 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,556 - That's ridiculous, Vince. - Beyond ridiculous. 86 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,558 No, it's not. He wants to add some lightness to the movie. 87 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:28,977 - I can be light. - And I already told him 88 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,062 he's not allowed to hit on her, so don't worry about it. 89 00:04:31,147 --> 00:04:32,772 - I'm not worried about that. - Good. 90 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:34,649 So we'll set a lunch for the four of us, okay? 91 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:35,733 Okay. 92 00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:37,652 Hey, guys, I think we should cancel the trip. 93 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,029 - Why? - It's the news. 94 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,657 The attorney general did not get 95 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,742 into the specific details concerning the elevation 96 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:47,787 of the Administration's terrorist attack advisory alert to red... 97 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:51,082 Wow. Tough break, baby. I guess you're not going. 98 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,793 Well, I gotta go. Cannes is work for me, so... 99 00:04:53,878 --> 00:04:55,462 Don't start, Ari. 100 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:58,673 Baby, we are parents now. We have a responsibility to our children. 101 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,467 You know how much I hate flying together. 102 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,469 Well, with this looming threat hanging over us 103 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,137 it would just be irresponsible. 104 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,889 Why don't you just say that you don't want me to go? 105 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,224 I don't want... I don't want our children to be orphaned. 106 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,186 That's very sweet, Ari. And you know what? I won't go. 107 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,021 You're actually not gonna go? 108 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:15,398 No, seriously. I didn't really want to go anyway. 109 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:17,817 You don't want to go to Cannes? 110 00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:20,361 Do you think I care that much about the film festival? I don't. 111 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:23,114 And there are a ton of things around here that I could be doing. 112 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:24,449 - Really? - Really. 113 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:27,368 - You're not mad? - No, I'm not. I'm fine. 114 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:30,914 You're the finest woman a man could ever not have with him. 115 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,046 I think it would be a mistake for terrorists 116 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:39,672 to try and take over any plane that I'm on 117 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:43,259 'cause let's just say I'm always ready to roll. 118 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:45,011 Could we stop talking about this, please? 119 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:46,846 It's really just that you're afraid of flying, Turtle. 120 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:49,015 I don't think the terrorist alert has anything to do with it. 121 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,643 I'm not afraid of flying, Vince. I'm afraid of crashing. 122 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:54,103 I think he's afraid of flying commercial, is his real problem. 123 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:56,397 Is it so bad to long for a private jet? 124 00:05:56,482 --> 00:05:59,442 - No lines, no delays, no shoe bombs... - No money. 125 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,694 A private jet to Cannes is 100 Gs each way, Turtle. 126 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:04,113 How can you put a price tag on personal safety, E? 127 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,074 Johnny, just give him one of your Xanax already. 128 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:08,451 I will not. Nobody traveling with me 129 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,578 takes a tranquilizer till we've arrived. 130 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:12,997 - Why? - In case anything goes down 131 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:16,042 we need all the manpower alert, not comfortably numb. 132 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,294 Jesus, looks like downtown Baghdad. 133 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:19,879 That's good... Lots of security. 134 00:06:19,964 --> 00:06:21,839 Yeah, no one's blowing up in Baghdad. 135 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,133 - There's Billy. - Great. 136 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,637 - What's up, Billy? - Hey. 137 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,431 The plane's been delayed three hours. 138 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:33,184 What? Why? Is there a bomb scare? 139 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:34,894 No, Turtle, I'm sure it's just so that they can 140 00:06:34,979 --> 00:06:36,354 check everything more carefully. 141 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:37,772 No, actually there is a scare, Vince. 142 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,649 Turns out it's specific to L.A.X. 143 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:40,900 Jesus. 144 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,236 Can you imagine if we went down on the way to Cannes, though? 145 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,738 - We'd be remembered forever. - Yeah, not all of us would be. 146 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:48,283 Yeah, but the three of us would be. 147 00:06:48,701 --> 00:06:50,910 You know, I used to fear traveling with you, baby bro. 148 00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:52,912 I thought if we crashed the press would say, 149 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:54,789 "Vincent Chase And Brother Perish." 150 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:57,458 But now with a hit TV show I'm quite certain they would say, 151 00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:59,377 "The Chase Brothers Perish." 152 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:01,546 Fuck, I'm ready for whatever happens. 153 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,964 So what should we do for the next three hours 154 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,300 - besides celebrate your obituary? - Run. 155 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:06,926 I was thinking we'd go meet with Anna, 156 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:08,469 talk about getting her in this film. 157 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,888 - I set a lunch for next week. - So move it up. 158 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,766 I want to get her hooked so I can start rewriting on the trip. 159 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,143 I don't know where she is, Billy. 160 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:18,146 Call her and tell her that Billy Walsh has got a movie role for her. 161 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,148 I'm quite sure she'll come a-running. 162 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,942 Yeah, why put off till tomorrow what you can accomplish today? 163 00:07:23,027 --> 00:07:24,777 All right, I'll see where she's at. 164 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,821 - What about us? - You can come. 165 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,364 No, me and Turtle ain't going nowhere. 166 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:29,699 Oh, we're not? 167 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,993 No, we're gonna sweep this entire airport 168 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,078 for suspicious and unsavory characters. 169 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:35,204 Get out of here. 170 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,665 Look, Turtle, you're getting on that plane in three hours either way, 171 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,208 so would you rather seek out terrorist scum 172 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:41,961 here on the ground now or 35,000 feet later? 173 00:07:43,047 --> 00:07:44,047 Fine. 174 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,632 Yo, we're on. Let's go. 175 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:47,634 Hey, and seek out Ari too. 176 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:50,178 He's gotta be around here somewhere. 177 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:53,139 I confirmed 30 minutes ago and no one said a word. 178 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,141 - Sir, I'm sorry. - You're sorry? 179 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,435 Tell that to my work that's not getting done that could have been 180 00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:00,104 getting done if I knew I had three hours that you're sorry. 181 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,315 Sir, this has been an extraordinary day. 182 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,651 - We're at code red. - Please, come on. 183 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:07,445 We're at code red every time the president has a loose stool. 184 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,864 Sir, may I suggest you lower your voice 185 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,116 before a National Guardsman mistakes it for a threat 186 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:14,744 and inadvertently shoots you? 187 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,538 My plane's been delayed for three hours, Lloyd. 188 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,332 And your wife is not going to Cannes. 189 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,042 Oh yeah? So what? How do you know? 190 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,544 - I spoke to her, Ari. - You did? Why? What'd she say? 191 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,880 She's fine with not going, right? She said she's fine. 192 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,841 "Fine" is not fine, Ari, not when it comes from a woman's mouth. 193 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,885 So no, she's not fine. 194 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,054 And somebody else is also not fine. 195 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,056 - Oh yeah? Who? - Me. 196 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,766 What's your problem? 197 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,227 You said if your wife didn't go to Cannes, that I could. 198 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,396 - When did I say that? - When you said 199 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,022 it wasn't time for me to get promoted yet. 200 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,775 You know what, Lloyd? I'm in the middle of a code-red alert. 201 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,777 We've got military police everywhere, 202 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,946 German shepherds ready to attack at a moment's notice. 203 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,739 I'm facing three-hour delays 204 00:08:51,824 --> 00:08:53,825 and an uncertain, unsafe future, 205 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:57,036 so get off my ass and go get my wife her favorite flowers. 206 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,664 - Do you even know what those are? - No, but you do. 207 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,416 Remember that. And remember 208 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,835 I also know what my favorite Teuscher chocolate truffles are. 209 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,503 Send yourself a box, Lloyd. 210 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:08,214 Okay, but this discussion is not over yet, Ari. 211 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,841 Yeah, it is. 212 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:12,385 I need this role to be self-aware, 213 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:16,556 but with a subconscious lack of understanding. You understand? 214 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,642 Not totally. Is that bad? 215 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,352 When you read it, Anna, you'll understand. 216 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:23,688 Exactly. I express myself better when I write. 217 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:27,066 The important thing is that I've seen "Scary Movie" 10 times 218 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,485 and I know you can bring it for me. 219 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,237 - Really? - Really. 220 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,156 Is he being serious? 221 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,324 Because I can't tell if he's making fun of me. 222 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:38,661 - What's wrong with "Scary Movie"? - I love "Scary Movie." 223 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:41,080 It just doesn't seem like it'd be your thing. 224 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,000 What do you think my thing would be? 225 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,210 "Blue Velvet" maybe, 226 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:49,505 or "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer." 227 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,340 I've seen them both 20 times also. 228 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,676 I'm a cinephile and I see everything. 229 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,261 I've seen "Lost in Translation" and loved it. 230 00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:57,263 And I've seen "Just Friends"... I loved it too. 231 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,974 I see a contrast in you and me 232 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:04,353 that I think would work perfectly for this film. 233 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:08,024 And I would be honored if you just gave it a read. 234 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:19,869 Ah, there's a good-looking group, huh? 235 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,497 And I do feel safe with nuns. 236 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:24,624 - Not me. - Oh, come on. 237 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,459 God wouldn't take down a plane full of nuns. 238 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,877 I gotta believe in at least that much. 239 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,047 I believe it too, Turtle, but what if they're not nuns? 240 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,799 What else would they be? 241 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,801 What, you don't think it's odd that a group of nuns 242 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,219 is traveling to the South of France? 243 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,679 Since when can't nuns vacation, Drama? 244 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,098 They can, but just not to places like Cannes 245 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,100 in the biggest party season of the year 246 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:45,061 where girls roam the streets topless. 247 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,146 Maybe it's a missionary trip and they're there 248 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:49,524 - to convince the girls to cover up. - Maybe. 249 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,151 - Oh, Jesus. - What? 250 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,821 I'm fine with the nuns. It's this guy that scares me. 251 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,073 No profiling, Turtle. I don't believe it. 252 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,909 Have you seen "24," Drama? 'Cause I have. 253 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,579 - All right, let's make a move. - What kind of move? 254 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,873 The same kind of move I made 255 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,834 when I was terrified of Pete Minetto in high school... 256 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,669 we befriend him, make him love us. 257 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,505 That way when he seizes the plane and starts executing people 258 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,090 he let's us go free. 259 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,300 I don't want to befriend him. 260 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,428 Then I'm gonna feel no guilt if I survive. 261 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,434 Are these seats taken, my friend? 262 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:26,936 Great. 263 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,107 I'm Johnny. This is Turtle. 264 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,358 Oh, and this is Ari. 265 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,277 Ari... 266 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:37,446 Ari's fucked. 267 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,825 I'm an actor. What do you do? 268 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,994 I'm fine. I don't know what you're talking about. 269 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,162 If you're fine, why are you out shopping for cars? 270 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,331 What does one thing have to do with the other? 271 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,917 I want a new car. What, I can't have a new car if I want a new car? 272 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:52,211 - It's my money also, Ari. - You can have a new car, baby. 273 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,880 Just calm down. I'm just saying you might want to go home 274 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:54,964 because there are probably some 275 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,215 beautiful new flowers waiting for you. 276 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,634 Why are you sending me flowers? Are you feeling guilty about something? 277 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:02,388 I'm not feeling guilty, baby. You're happy. You're fine with not going. 278 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,015 And you're happy I'm not going. 279 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,392 - Baby... - How much are the Maybachs? 280 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:10,187 - I'll call you back, Ari. - For rescheduling. 281 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:12,523 Again, ladies and gentlemen... 282 00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:15,651 You gotta be shitting me. 283 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,738 - Baby... - This is not your baby, Ari. 284 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,781 This is your underappreciated assistant. 285 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,159 - What do you want, Lloyd? - I spoke to my therapist 286 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,161 and he said I should not hide what I'm feeling. 287 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,664 I should express to you my hurt and disappointment about not going. 288 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,333 Well, now that you've expressed that, 289 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,419 let me express my frustration that my flight has been canceled. 290 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,756 Maybe this is karma. Perhaps you should do something 291 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,841 to turn it before something really bad happens. 292 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,551 Today, Lloyd? Under code red? 293 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:42,386 I'm sorry, Ari. That was wrong. 294 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,221 Yeah, it was. Now listen, 295 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:46,807 Call my boy Kenny Dichter over at Marquis Jets, 296 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,060 see if me and the boys can hop on a flight today. 297 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,854 - You're gonna fly private? - Just do it. 298 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:55,775 Maybe in France we'll hit the restaurant of your choice, on us. 299 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,152 The flight's canceled. Let's get the hell out of here. 300 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,112 Really? That's awesome. 301 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,991 How do I get in touch with you? 302 00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:06,118 You don't. If it's meant to be 303 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,955 we'll run into each other. Be well, my friend. 304 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,457 That girl is wife material... 305 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,793 Wife, mother, grow-old-together material. 306 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,002 Too bad you have a girlfriend. 307 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,171 Yeah, Billy. You did promise you wouldn't hit on her. 308 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,799 I'm talking in terms of presence for the film, Vince. 309 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,759 The sister has to have that thing 310 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,595 that you just adore at all times in order for her to be able 311 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,847 to get away with some of the more vicious things that she does. 312 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,933 Speaking of which, you could have come to my defense 313 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,143 just a little when she was quizzing me back there, Suit. 314 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,228 Your defense? 315 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,938 Yeah, she's asking me some pretty tough questions, 316 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,731 you're just sitting there like you got your tongue cut out. 317 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,984 You were talking the whole time, Billy. What did you want me to say? 318 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,361 Anna did look at you a couple of times for reassurance 319 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,612 and you didn't give her much. 320 00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:42,905 That's 'cause I'm in an awkward position. 321 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,657 I'm her manager but I'm also a producer on this. 322 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,159 Eh, it's a no-show-type job title anyway. 323 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,286 Look, I don't want to jam it down her throat, Vince. 324 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,330 Plus, it doesn't really matter. She's got the script, 325 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,124 she loved Billy, so what do you want me to say? 326 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,002 You think she loved me, Suit? 327 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,921 - Hey, what's up, Turtle? - Yo, E, our flight's canceled. 328 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,215 - What? - The whole airport's shut down. 329 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,592 All right, we'll meet you back at the house. 330 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,262 L.A.X. Is closed. There's no flights leaving today. 331 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,888 - Jesus. - What? 332 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,683 I couldn't bear going without you, baby. 333 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,436 Ari, I know they closed the airport. It's all over the news, 334 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,604 so stop making it like it's some grand gesture. 335 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,691 Baby, what did we learn about being passive-aggressive in therapy? 336 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:22,028 If you wanted to go you should have not said "I don't want to go." 337 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,196 I'm tired of feeling like I'm not wanted, Ari. 338 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:27,241 Baby, what are you talking about? This is a one-time thing. 339 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,160 Ari, you came home last night and you said 340 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,370 that the hotel had screwed us out of a king-sized bed 341 00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,205 and would I "really be comfortable in a single?" 342 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:34,874 And then this morning before the news came on 343 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,667 you said that Brian Sher's wife wasn't going 344 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:39,253 and if she found out that I was going, she would go crazy. 345 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,255 Ari, there are some men that would kill to go 346 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,507 to the South of France with me and if you're not one of them... 347 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,343 I am one of them, honey. I'm glad that the flight was canceled, 348 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,221 so now I can tell you I want you to go. 349 00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,015 I don't want to go without you 350 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,893 and I love you. Now will you go? 351 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,437 - No, Ari, I won't. - Why not? 352 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:59,273 Well, because all that will do is assuage your guilt. 353 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,400 Why would you want to do that? 354 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:04,403 - Well, Ari, you shouldn't feel guilty. - What should I feel? 355 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:05,988 Sadness that for some reason 356 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,449 you're married to someone you don't like to be with. 357 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,619 Laura, I'll definitely need some help upstairs. 358 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,662 Hello, Lloyd. 359 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:15,581 Hello, Ari. 360 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,166 You're not my mistress. Stop being mad at me. 361 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,250 I'm no longer mad. 362 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,335 Well, you shouldn't be, Lloyd, 363 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,419 because I'd love to have you in Cannes. 364 00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:21,754 So go home, pack your favorite sarong 365 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:22,922 and consider yourself invited. 366 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,257 - Are you serious, Ari? - I'm so serious 367 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,259 that I'm actually embarrassed for myself. 368 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,928 - That's very sweet of you, Ari. - It's not that sweet, 369 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,263 'cause I don't want to see you when I'm there. This is a man's trip, 370 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,516 so you're gonna have to find your own dick clique. 371 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,684 That is fine, Ari. Oh my God. 372 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:39,105 I'm so happy. But how are we getting there? 373 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,941 - You called Kenny D., right? - He says there are no jets. 374 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,609 The whole town is scrambling since the alert 375 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,777 and you scrambled too late. 376 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,238 - There's not one more plane? - There was one, 377 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,031 but Sydney Pollack just booked it. 378 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,199 Fuck! 379 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,618 The airline said that they can't guarantee 380 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,912 that we can get on a flight tomorrow? This is unreal. 381 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,581 My travel lady says we could drive to Phoenix, 382 00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,918 get on a flight to St. Louis and then hop on a flight to France. 383 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,212 - Sounds miserable. - Beyond miserable. 384 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,673 This is insane. "Medellin" premieres in 48 hours. 385 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,383 - We may not make it. - We'll make it. 386 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,969 Ari will take care of it, I'm sure. 387 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,971 - Hey, what's up, Anna? - Oh, hey. 388 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,889 I thought you'd be on a plane. I was gonna leave a message. 389 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,558 No, everything got canceled. Turn on the news. 390 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,518 Oh, I'm sorry. That sucks. 391 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,145 What's going on? 392 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,646 Um, it's about Billy's script. 393 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:21,981 Yeah? 394 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,024 Yeah. Can I speak freely? 395 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,193 Of course. What's going on? 396 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:27,820 I don't get it. 397 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,576 It's Sydney Pollack returning. My fingers are all crossed. 398 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,287 Is this my dear old friend Sydney? 399 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,998 I told you when I fired you we weren't friends, Ari. 400 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,833 You consider that a firing, Sydney? 401 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,710 I like to look back at it 402 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,420 as an amicable parting of the ways. 403 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,173 I'm not coming back, okay? You understand the word "never"? 404 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,008 Well, you just keep thinking about it 405 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,177 because this is not a business call, this is personal. 406 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:55,347 I need a lift to Cannes. I heard you got the last plane out of Marquis 407 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,391 and I've got to get Vinnie Chase and the "Medellin" crew 408 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,475 there by tomorrow. 409 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,437 "Medellin"...you know, I hear a lot of hype about that film. 410 00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,355 It's phenomenal. It's absolutely phenomenal. 411 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:06,192 I'm not completely sold on that kid of yours yet. 412 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:08,027 After a plane ride and a screening 413 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,820 you'll see him as the next Redford. 414 00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,947 You want to do a "Three Days of the Condor" sequel? 415 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,699 No. 416 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,534 I wouldn't mind meeting him, though. 417 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,037 You know, maybe something would come up. 418 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:21,040 - Yeah? - Okay, Ari, I'll give you a lift, 419 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,875 as long as I don't sit next to you. 420 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,168 I'll ride in the bathroom. 421 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,004 - How many you got? - Uh, six. 422 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:31,050 I can't take six. I can do maybe five, and that's gonna be tight. 423 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:34,220 We'll make do. Listen, I still love you, Sydney. 424 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,847 6:30 sharp at Van Nuys. Goodbye, Ari. 425 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:41,185 Lloyd, Lloyd, come on. It was a numbers thing. 426 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,811 You heard... I couldn't have done anything. 427 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,813 - Where are you going? - To unpack. 428 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,316 Unpack? You couldn't have even packed yet. 429 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,028 In my mind, I did, Ari. In my mind, I did. 430 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,780 It's not my fault she doesn't get it, Vince. 431 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,907 But it is your fault if you don't try and help her to. 432 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,200 What do you want me to say? 433 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,910 I want you to say that you're gonna go convince her 434 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,870 that she should do the movie, because that's what 435 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,915 your director wants, and as a producer, that is your job. 436 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,208 It's your job, E. 437 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,834 How would you like me to try to convince her, Vince? 438 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,254 Tell her how great you think it's gonna be. 439 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:09,755 That's what she wants to hear. 440 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,465 What if I don't think it's gonna be great? What then? 441 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,759 Should I lie to her? 'cause that's not what a manager does. 442 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,261 Hey, you lied to me. 443 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:18,597 What, you don't think I know you don't like it? 444 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,432 I don't know, because you never asked for my opinion 445 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:21,600 before you agreed to do the movie. 446 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:22,810 That's because you hate Billy 447 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:25,145 and I knew there was no way you were gonna read it with an open mind. 448 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,855 What, you're a mind-reader now, Vince? 449 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,941 E, you asked me if I thought it was okay 450 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,443 if you sign Anna as a client and I said one thing: 451 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,779 "Just make sure it doesn't affect my career." 452 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,949 This is the movie I'm making and this is who I want to be in the movie. 453 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,951 And I really believe it's gonna be a great movie 454 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,286 and she's gonna be great in it. 455 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,288 I need you to believe that and try to make this happen. 456 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:43,372 And if I can't? 457 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,291 At least make me believe that you tried. 458 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,627 Hey, Ari called. He said we have to be at the airport in three hours. 459 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,170 - How are we getting there? - Sydney Pollack's 460 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,256 giving us a lift on his G-IV. 461 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,800 Sydney Pollack? Sweet. 462 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,885 I told you it was gonna work out. 463 00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:58,762 It always does, right? 464 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,431 So do you really like the script? 465 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:01,473 You really hate it? 466 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:04,226 No, I don't hate it. I'm unsure. 467 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,228 You know, it's confusing. 468 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,397 I'm really looking for some guidance here, E. 469 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,149 Yeah, well, maybe you should give it another read. 470 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:15,112 "Leopold furiously cooks breakfast. 471 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,948 Curtis enters and Leopold, overcome by his presence, 472 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:20,367 sears his hand over the hot sizzling bacon. 473 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,369 Curtis begins to weep." 474 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,414 - It's written in haiku. - The guy's an original. 475 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,167 I'm a little surprised we're off on this. 476 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,252 Maybe it's just my head space right now. 477 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,379 But if you think I should do it... 478 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,715 Do you think I should do it? I really trust your opinion. 479 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,676 I think Billy's gonna make a great movie. 480 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,094 So you were happy with what he did on "Medellin"? 481 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,473 It got into Cannes. 482 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,435 Okay, I'll do it. 483 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,604 - Okay. - Okay. 484 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,190 I'm sure Billy and Vince will be happy to hear that. 485 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:52,649 So do you have to go to the airport? 486 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,443 Yeah, the flight leaves at 6:30. 487 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:57,196 Oh, you've got some time. Do you want a drink? 488 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,697 Sounds good. 489 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,911 Well, I think I'm excited. 490 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,122 You know, I'm excited to start a new movie 491 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,750 and to be free from my loser boyfriend. 492 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,127 You don't sound completely convinced. 493 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,505 Well, when you break up it's tough. 494 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,465 It's weird. I was with Dave for so long 495 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:20,302 that I've completely shut off any possibility of somebody else. 496 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,012 Fortunately, you're not gonna have to do much. 497 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,056 Once people find out you're single, they're gonna be lining up. 498 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,265 Oh. 499 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,102 I'm gonna tell you something that's completely embarrassing, 500 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:29,269 but that'll cheer you up. 501 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,396 Yeah? 502 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,106 When we first met, I thought you were cute. 503 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,440 - Yeah? - Yeah. 504 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,734 And I thought our first dinner was a date. 505 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,903 - Oh my god, are you serious? - Yeah. 506 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,155 Oh, I'm such an asshole. 507 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,657 No. No. 508 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,409 So you don't hate me for it? 509 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,828 - No, I'm happy to be working with you. - Me too. 510 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,080 And I'm glad you've become a good friend. 511 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,541 And I thought you were cute too 512 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,126 when I crashed into you. 513 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,710 - Yeah? - Yeah. 514 00:20:55,422 --> 00:21:00,551 What? 515 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,720 I don't really like Billy's script, Anna. 516 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,516 I don't understand. 517 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:14,148 Welcome to Marquis Jet, gentlemen. 518 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,358 And a very warm welcome it is. 519 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,944 Will you ladies be joining us on our trip to France? 520 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,238 No, but you'll be in their good hands. 521 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,240 Hi, Vince. 522 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,367 The friendly skies at last. 523 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,621 Somebody grab my fucking luggage. 524 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,498 You got a lot of bags, Billy? 525 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,877 I like a lot of wardrobe choices too when traveling abroad. 526 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,962 I got one bag, Drama, you fruit cup, 527 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:39,882 but I took three Ambiens and I can't lift my arms. 528 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,967 - Hey, what's up? - Fruit cup. 529 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,052 There they are, boys of "Medellin." 530 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,763 I want you all to say hello to Mr. Sydney Pollack. 531 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:48,390 Hey, Sydney. Big fan. 532 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,684 Me too, Vince. Pleasure to have you guys. 533 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,853 Pleasure to be had, Sydney. 534 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,521 In fact, I've been dying to meet you 535 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,106 ever since I played the Redford role 536 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,900 in "The Way We Were" off-Broadway. 537 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,569 - You played that part? - Yeah. You don't see it? 538 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,613 - Uh, well... - Are we ready to go? 539 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,698 No, actually, we're waiting for one more. 540 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,825 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Five... we said five. 541 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:10,162 Uh, I miscalculated, but it is no problem. 542 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,539 We'll take the late little man and put him in the overhead. 543 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,541 Every passenger has to have their own seat, sir. 544 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:15,792 That's F.A.A. Regulations. 545 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,003 Ari, rules. Come on, 546 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,838 I got my eight people to take care of. 547 00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:21,673 You guys work it out and we'll see you on the plane. 548 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,134 - I'm sorry about that, Vince. - Hey, no problem. 549 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:28,764 What the hell, Ari? 550 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,390 No one said an agent could count. 551 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,227 I screwed up, okay? But I can remedy this situation. 552 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:36,188 Everyone that does not have a purpose in Cannes, say "Aye." 553 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,981 Turtle, Drama, don't hold back. 554 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,733 Hey, I have a purpose there, Ari... 555 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,194 To raise the awareness of Johnny Chase... 556 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,029 A purpose that also translates to cash 557 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,822 in the Miller-Gold pockets, I might add. 558 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:48,951 Look, guys, Drama's right. He has more of a purpose there than me. 559 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,577 I'll stay back. It's cool. Don't worry. 560 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,621 - Boom. - Oh, great. Now I feel terrible. 561 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,790 - It's fine. - Nobody's hanging back 562 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,750 or everybody's hanging back, okay? 563 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,710 Vinnie, what are you talking about? You bled for this thing. 564 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,380 - You've gotta go. It's your movie. - We all bled for it, Ari. 565 00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:03,840 We'll get another plane tomorrow, 'cause tonight it's all or none. 566 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:06,468 - There may not be a plane tomorrow. - Billy, why don't you go? 567 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,513 Eh, fuck it. I'm a team player. 568 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:12,015 Look, I will bail. I gotta salvage a marriage anyway. 569 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,058 Don't worry about it. 570 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,060 No, no, "all or none of us" includes you, Ari. 571 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,104 Excuse me, ladies, would you mind telling Mr. Pollack 572 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,064 that we're gonna have to catch another ride? 573 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,400 Hey, Vin, should we call E, tell him not even to bother? 574 00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:23,318 Unless my triple vision's getting the best of me, 575 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,820 that looks like him right there. 576 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,989 - Sorry I'm late, guys. - You're not. 577 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,408 We sacrificed the plane to the god of friendship. 578 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,576 What? 579 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,202 Billy, if it's meant to be, we'll get there. 580 00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:34,329 - How'd the meeting go? - Not great. 581 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,290 - So she's not gonna do it? - No, she's not doing it. 582 00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:38,125 Good. I was thinking I wanted to keep it. 583 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:40,127 - As the brother anyway. - Hello. 584 00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:42,421 Ari, since you didn't want to sail the open seas with me, 585 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:45,215 I'm taking Tom on a Rosie cruise to Puerto Vallarta for a week. 586 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,259 - Sounds good, Lloyd. - We are on our way 587 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,927 and I'm not even asking permission. 588 00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:51,847 All right. Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest, 589 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,141 'cause the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom's cock. 590 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,392 Thanks, Ari. 591 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,562 So what now, Ari? 592 00:23:58,730 --> 00:23:59,938 Turtle, what's up? How are you doing? 593 00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,106 Kanye, what's up, man? 594 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,816 - How are you doing? - I've been good. 595 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,943 How does Turtle know Kanye? 596 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,487 - Yo, what's up, Turtle? - Kanye, Ari Gold. How are you? 597 00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,281 I called your manager about you and I sitting down 598 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,533 for a little meet-and-greet. You know my boy Vinnie, right? 599 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,368 Yeah, I know Vince. 600 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,370 What's up, Kanye? How have you been? 601 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,247 - Good. Where are you headed? - Nowhere. 602 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:19,291 We got no plane, man. Where are you guys heading? 603 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,418 We're going to London. We're just chilling out for a second. 604 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,086 How much room you got? 605 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,963 We got a little room. 606 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,842 Well, you feel like making a quick stop in Cannes? 607 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:30,802 Not really. I mean... 608 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:32,638 You'd be really helping us out. 609 00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:34,181 Yeah, I mean, like... 610 00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:36,350 - Who do we know in Cannes? - Everybody. 611 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,143 Everybody's over there. 612 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:40,604 - It would really mean a lot to us. - Come on, Kanye. 613 00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,648 Well, I guess we're going to Cannes. 614 00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:45,442 Kanye to the rescue. 615 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:53,825 Vinnie, go ahead. I'm just gonna make a quick call. 616 00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:55,827 - To your wife? - Yes. Leave no man behind. 617 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:58,246 Put in a good word to Kanye for me. 618 00:24:58,331 --> 00:25:00,791 Hello. 619 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,502 Baby, listen, it's not that I didn't want you to go. 620 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:05,170 I love you by my side always. 621 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:07,756 It's just that I wanted to be one of the boys for once 622 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,424 with Vinnie and everyone. I just... 623 00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:12,219 I wanted to feel young again, you know? 624 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,012 But now I know that I don't 625 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:16,139 and I want to feel my age with you. 626 00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:19,518 That's sort of a sweet sentiment, Ari. 627 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:22,062 I want you to get down here. Come on down, honey. 628 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:25,399 Go on your boys' trip, Ari. I understand. 629 00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:26,733 If you'd been honest from the beginning, 630 00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:28,360 we would have been all good. 631 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,112 - Really? - Really. 632 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:32,197 But I do want you to come. 633 00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:34,950 I know, and that's enough for me. 634 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,452 - You're amazing. - Thank you, Ari. 635 00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:40,288 Oh, and thank you for all the lavish gifts. 636 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,623 It was very thoughtful. 637 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:43,333 You deserve it. 638 00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,210 Uh, how thoughtful was I? 639 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,130 - Have a safe flight, Ari. - I love you. 640 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:54,136 - So she fired you? - Yep. 641 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,388 - Will she maybe still date you? - Nope. 642 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,181 - Tough break. - Sorry, E. 643 00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:00,308 She'll maybe still date me. 644 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:04,146 - Bringing your wife, Ari? - No, and I'm actually sad. 645 00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:06,064 Yo, what up, everybody? It's Kanye 646 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:08,400 and we're getting ready to take off in just a few minutes. 647 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:09,985 And for those of you who don't know, 648 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,862 I actually took flying lessons a week ago, 649 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:13,739 and even though it's totally illegal, 650 00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:15,991 I'm gonna fly us out of here. 651 00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:20,245 Nah, I'm just fucking with you. 652 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:22,914 I'm just fucking with you. We've got some real old-school pilot, 653 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:25,250 used to fly Air Force One, extremely old. 654 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,502 Actually, it might be his last flight. He's gonna retire. 655 00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:30,130 And just a little heads up: When you see the flight attendants 656 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,923 coming down the aisle, Mandy and Sandy, 657 00:26:32,008 --> 00:26:35,051 feel free to get a massage, 'cause it's crazy. 658 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:37,137 It's crazy. 659 00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,347 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 660 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:41,892 I'm hot stone. She's shiatsu. 661 00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:44,603 - Can I freshen up your drink for you? - Yes, you can. 662 00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:47,105 - Still sad, Ari? - Yeah, 663 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:49,524 but I will get over it. 664 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:50,734 - Cheers to that. - Yeah. 665 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:51,818 Cheers.