1 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,500 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:01:01,138 --> 00:01:03,223 ( theme music playing ) 3 00:01:06,928 --> 00:01:08,929 ¶ oooh! ¶ 4 00:01:11,699 --> 00:01:13,767 ¶ yeah yeah! ¶ 5 00:01:13,801 --> 00:01:15,869 ¶ yeah yeah ¶ 6 00:01:15,903 --> 00:01:19,189 ¶ yeah, my mind has been enabled ¶ 7 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,491 ¶ in the memory you overflow ¶ 8 00:01:21,526 --> 00:01:24,027 ¶ I wanna be your superhero ¶ 9 00:01:24,061 --> 00:01:26,162 ¶ even if i tumble, fall ¶ 10 00:01:26,197 --> 00:01:29,416 ¶ I'm okay ¶ 11 00:01:29,450 --> 00:01:33,720 ¶ but I need you desperately ¶ 12 00:01:33,754 --> 00:01:39,226 ¶ you know I need you desperately ¶ 13 00:01:45,383 --> 00:01:48,685 ¶ I wanna be your superhero ¶ 14 00:02:01,949 --> 00:02:05,018 ¶ yeah, oh yeah ¶ 15 00:02:05,036 --> 00:02:07,454 ¶ oh yeah. ¶ 16 00:02:28,342 --> 00:02:30,343 ashley? 17 00:02:30,378 --> 00:02:32,429 ( television playing ) 18 00:02:35,049 --> 00:02:37,317 - ashley? - ashley: hey. 19 00:02:37,351 --> 00:02:40,253 oh, hey. I thought you left. 20 00:02:40,288 --> 00:02:42,355 no, I'm here. I made coffee. 21 00:02:42,390 --> 00:02:43,890 oh, cool. 22 00:02:43,908 --> 00:02:45,992 i hope you don't mind that I'm watching your pilot. 23 00:02:46,027 --> 00:02:48,645 uh, no. I don't mind. 24 00:02:48,679 --> 00:02:50,764 since you would never show it to me. 25 00:02:50,798 --> 00:02:54,017 - I would have showed it to you. - ( laughs ) 26 00:02:54,051 --> 00:02:56,419 what? what's so funny? 27 00:02:56,454 --> 00:02:58,371 oh, no. I was laughing at you. 28 00:02:58,406 --> 00:03:01,407 oh. I thought you were laughing at the show. 29 00:03:01,425 --> 00:03:03,043 I was laughing at the show earlier. 30 00:03:03,077 --> 00:03:05,912 - oh yeah? - yeah. which one's your client? 31 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:07,747 the black kid. he plays renoir. 32 00:03:07,765 --> 00:03:10,133 oh really? I hate him. 33 00:03:16,324 --> 00:03:18,608 do you really need to give me a hard time today, ma? 34 00:03:18,643 --> 00:03:20,827 everyone's giving me a hard time today, turtle. 35 00:03:20,861 --> 00:03:22,796 I'm the laughingstock of the salon. 36 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:24,364 come on, what's the big deal? 37 00:03:24,398 --> 00:03:25,765 did you see this caption? 38 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,734 "she's dating him?!" 39 00:03:27,768 --> 00:03:30,303 question mark, exclamation point, in bold. 40 00:03:30,338 --> 00:03:32,188 - at least I look good. - no, you don't. 41 00:03:32,223 --> 00:03:34,658 you look like shit. sneakers with a tuxedo? 42 00:03:34,709 --> 00:03:36,976 - they're patent leather. - they're ridiculous. 43 00:03:37,011 --> 00:03:40,563 - you know, ma, this is really not a great birthday call. - maybe it's a wakeup call. 44 00:03:40,598 --> 00:03:43,466 you're no spring chicken anymore, turtle. get it together. 45 00:03:43,501 --> 00:03:47,203 - I'm trying. - I know you are. 46 00:03:47,238 --> 00:03:49,072 and I love you. 47 00:03:49,106 --> 00:03:50,340 I love you too. 48 00:03:50,374 --> 00:03:51,941 have a happy birthday. 49 00:03:51,976 --> 00:03:54,177 thanks. 50 00:03:54,211 --> 00:03:56,246 jesus, take it easy. 51 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,881 I didn't even ask her to watch it. 52 00:03:57,915 --> 00:03:59,683 and who says something like that anyway? 53 00:03:59,734 --> 00:04:01,785 - maybe she's trying to be constructive. - I hate him? 54 00:04:01,819 --> 00:04:04,487 - that's constructive? - I hate when people tell me they hate me. 55 00:04:04,522 --> 00:04:05,955 I didn't even ask her to sleep over. 56 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:07,557 - she just did. - that's bullshit. 57 00:04:07,591 --> 00:04:09,726 this morning she used my french press and broke it. 58 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,228 jesus christ, e. you know what? 59 00:04:12,263 --> 00:04:14,364 - now I hate her. - so do i. she's done. 60 00:04:14,398 --> 00:04:16,866 okay, so she's done. so why are you letting her make you insecure? 61 00:04:16,901 --> 00:04:18,401 I'm not letting her make me insecure. 62 00:04:18,436 --> 00:04:20,520 only a bitch lets a bitch make them insecure anyway. 63 00:04:20,554 --> 00:04:23,139 I'm not letting her make me insecure, drama. but you of all people 64 00:04:23,174 --> 00:04:25,075 should know how stressful a test screening can be. 65 00:04:25,109 --> 00:04:27,944 I'm on a hit series now. test screenings are long behind me. 66 00:04:27,978 --> 00:04:29,946 so sorry if I can't coagulate with you. 67 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:32,415 I don't think you're using that word properly, johnny. 68 00:04:32,450 --> 00:04:35,151 - really? - whatever. just pray this test screening goes well. 69 00:04:35,186 --> 00:04:37,771 'cause charlie really needs it and so does the murphy group. 70 00:04:37,805 --> 00:04:39,973 you should have let me do that cameo they wanted me to do. 71 00:04:40,007 --> 00:04:41,775 then you'd both have had no worries. 72 00:04:41,809 --> 00:04:43,610 you might have. I don't think scorsese'd 73 00:04:43,644 --> 00:04:46,546 - be thrilled to see you rolling around on the cw. - no, you're probably right. 74 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:48,415 - ew, what are you doing? - we're gonna pray. 75 00:04:48,449 --> 00:04:49,883 get off me. 76 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:52,218 - what are you guys doing here? - turtle! 77 00:04:52,253 --> 00:04:55,021 - the birthday boy. - happy birthday, turtle. 78 00:04:55,055 --> 00:04:57,574 - thanks, vin. - I made you your favorite, 79 00:04:57,608 --> 00:04:59,375 with a little twist. 80 00:04:59,410 --> 00:05:01,811 interesting. thanks. 81 00:05:01,846 --> 00:05:03,463 what's wrong? 82 00:05:03,497 --> 00:05:05,582 - my mother's mean. - drama: she always was. 83 00:05:05,616 --> 00:05:08,785 remember your 13th birthday? she got you a weight watchers membership. 84 00:05:08,819 --> 00:05:10,553 - didn't until now. - what did she say? 85 00:05:10,588 --> 00:05:13,139 she saw the "people" magazine pictures. 86 00:05:14,508 --> 00:05:16,375 - the sneakers. - she thinks I'm a loser. 87 00:05:16,393 --> 00:05:19,062 turtle, you're in a magazine that's published all across the world. 88 00:05:19,096 --> 00:05:20,647 you're not a loser. now knock it off. 89 00:05:20,681 --> 00:05:23,183 come on, we have a lot of fun planned for you this birthday. 90 00:05:23,217 --> 00:05:24,567 yeah? what are we doing? 91 00:05:24,602 --> 00:05:27,220 I have a little practice to do on the track. 92 00:05:27,238 --> 00:05:29,022 so what, you want me to drive you there? 93 00:05:29,056 --> 00:05:31,124 no, but I do want you to drive. 94 00:05:34,895 --> 00:05:36,896 if you bump me, drama, I'm gonna kill you. 95 00:05:36,914 --> 00:05:39,582 if anybody bumps anybody in these cars, I'm gonna kill them. 96 00:05:39,617 --> 00:05:42,385 quit your whining, fellas. I'm playing to win. 97 00:05:42,419 --> 00:05:44,370 you sure you got the nerves, baby bro? 98 00:05:44,405 --> 00:05:46,239 vince: oh, I'm quite sure, johnny. 99 00:05:46,257 --> 00:05:48,208 - oh, and by the way, turtle. - yeah, vin? 100 00:05:48,242 --> 00:05:50,543 vince: i'm dedicating this victory to you, kid. 101 00:05:50,578 --> 00:05:52,545 - ( laughs ) - drama: never happen. 102 00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:54,614 yeah? we'll see. 103 00:05:54,648 --> 00:05:57,450 ( rock music playing ) 104 00:06:25,813 --> 00:06:27,947 whoo-hoo-hoo 105 00:06:27,982 --> 00:06:29,949 yeah! yeah! 106 00:06:29,984 --> 00:06:32,285 damn! 107 00:06:32,319 --> 00:06:34,587 - ( laughing ) - that was awesome. 108 00:06:34,622 --> 00:06:37,357 unreal. who would have thought I just got my license? 109 00:06:37,391 --> 00:06:38,825 I think I need a ferrari. 110 00:06:38,859 --> 00:06:40,260 in this economy? 111 00:06:40,294 --> 00:06:42,762 people will think you're a real douchebag. 112 00:06:42,796 --> 00:06:44,430 whoa whoa whoa. 113 00:06:44,464 --> 00:06:46,499 forget what people think. whoo! 114 00:06:48,002 --> 00:06:50,003 this thing is a beast. 115 00:06:50,037 --> 00:06:52,322 ahem. 116 00:06:52,356 --> 00:06:53,957 what? 117 00:06:53,991 --> 00:06:55,458 happy birthday, turtle. 118 00:06:55,492 --> 00:06:59,012 - are you kidding? - my gift's on the front seat. 119 00:06:59,046 --> 00:07:00,680 - Vin, I can't take this. - yes, you can. 120 00:07:00,714 --> 00:07:03,616 - it's a $200,000 car. - $240, actually. 121 00:07:03,651 --> 00:07:05,952 but I'm playing enzo ferrari, so I got 10% off. 122 00:07:05,986 --> 00:07:08,154 seriously, I don't feel right about this. 123 00:07:08,188 --> 00:07:11,190 i didn't feel right about the last car I gave you getting repossessed. 124 00:07:11,225 --> 00:07:13,893 besides, I've had a great year and you're my good luck charm. 125 00:07:13,928 --> 00:07:15,495 so please enjoy. 126 00:07:16,997 --> 00:07:19,232 - okay. - happy birthday, turtle. 127 00:07:19,266 --> 00:07:21,768 - ( phone ringing ) - it's charlie. 128 00:07:21,802 --> 00:07:23,803 hey, what's up? 129 00:07:23,837 --> 00:07:25,805 - any word? - not yet, 130 00:07:25,839 --> 00:07:27,506 but I'll call you as s. 131 00:07:27,524 --> 00:07:29,542 look, I'm nervous, e. I don't like tests. 132 00:07:29,577 --> 00:07:31,427 me either, but I think we're gonna be okay. 133 00:07:31,462 --> 00:07:33,696 look, would you call my mom and tell her that? 134 00:07:33,731 --> 00:07:35,615 yeah, I will. and I'll call you soon as I hear something. 135 00:07:35,649 --> 00:07:37,967 - all right, man. - all right, later. 136 00:07:38,002 --> 00:07:40,403 this kid's a mess. 137 00:07:40,437 --> 00:07:42,071 and you're a rock. 138 00:07:42,106 --> 00:07:43,940 i'm going to ari's for the state of the union. 139 00:07:43,974 --> 00:07:45,491 i'll catch up with you guys later. 140 00:07:45,526 --> 00:07:47,911 make sure it's strong. I still got to pay for this. 141 00:07:47,962 --> 00:07:50,630 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. it's all paid for. 142 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:55,051 - good afternoon, Mr. Murphy. - Mr. Murphy? 143 00:07:55,085 --> 00:07:57,170 Mr. Gold is ready and awaiting your arrival. 144 00:07:57,204 --> 00:07:59,022 good, but what's with the "mr. Murphy"? 145 00:07:59,056 --> 00:08:01,057 Mr. Gold has asked me to be more formal 146 00:08:01,091 --> 00:08:03,476 when speaking with the clis I consider friends. 147 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:06,813 - well, I don't like it. - oh, please tell him, because I don't either. 148 00:08:06,847 --> 00:08:08,848 - but please don't tell him I don't. - I won't. 149 00:08:08,882 --> 00:08:10,984 would you like a kiwi-strawberry diet hansen's? 150 00:08:11,018 --> 00:08:12,652 uh, no thanks. I'm fine. 151 00:08:12,686 --> 00:08:14,587 Mr. Gold, Mr. Murphy is here. 152 00:08:14,622 --> 00:08:16,689 indeed he is. 153 00:08:16,724 --> 00:08:18,942 - why are you smiling? - I'm not smiling. I was-- 154 00:08:18,993 --> 00:08:20,643 - don't, this is an office. - but-- 155 00:08:20,678 --> 00:08:22,745 did you offer Mr. Murphy his favorite beverage? 156 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:24,280 yes. he declined. 157 00:08:24,315 --> 00:08:27,650 lloyd has memorized all my client's favorite drinks. 158 00:08:27,685 --> 00:08:29,402 oh. ( chuckles ) 159 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:31,721 - I said no smiling. - yes, sir, Mr. Gold. 160 00:08:33,223 --> 00:08:35,308 - what are you doing to the guy? - I'm making him a man. 161 00:08:35,342 --> 00:08:38,127 - do you remember when I made you one? - yes, I do. 162 00:08:38,178 --> 00:08:40,596 - and did you thank me? - no. 163 00:08:40,631 --> 00:08:43,099 - what's wrong? - I'm a little stressed out. 164 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:44,717 testing charlie's pilot today, so... 165 00:08:44,751 --> 00:08:47,303 tv? you're stressed out over tv? 166 00:08:47,338 --> 00:08:48,738 you're in the feature film business. 167 00:08:48,772 --> 00:08:51,007 and thanks to me you're now conquering it. 168 00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:52,258 talk to me, ari. what have we got? 169 00:08:52,276 --> 00:08:55,395 we got a $9 million offer from paramount. 170 00:08:55,429 --> 00:08:57,680 we got a $10 million offer from fox. 171 00:08:57,715 --> 00:09:00,400 and we got a $12 million offer from universal. 172 00:09:00,434 --> 00:09:02,285 - I like it. any of them good? - they're all good. 173 00:09:02,319 --> 00:09:04,704 which one is the best? we'll have to read to decide. 174 00:09:04,738 --> 00:09:06,990 well, you know vince's new motto-- line 'em up. 175 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:09,776 line 'em up we will. see, this town isn't so rough after all. 176 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:12,378 - ( phone ringing ) - oh wow, this is the studio. 177 00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:14,697 - do you mind if I take this here? - what else do I have to do? 178 00:09:14,732 --> 00:09:16,666 - hey, amy. - hey, eric. 179 00:09:16,717 --> 00:09:18,584 - how were the scores? - well... 180 00:09:18,618 --> 00:09:21,154 the show tested 87%. 181 00:09:21,188 --> 00:09:23,789 - excellent or very good. - 87? that's amazing, right? 182 00:09:23,807 --> 00:09:25,425 it is. it's not all positive. 183 00:09:25,459 --> 00:09:28,428 - what do you mean? - charlie didn't score as well. 184 00:09:28,462 --> 00:09:31,464 - what did he score? - 59. 185 00:09:31,482 --> 00:09:33,066 59? jesus, what does that mean? 186 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,917 it means we're gonna replace him. 187 00:09:36,754 --> 00:09:38,905 what's this sudden panic, turtle? 188 00:09:38,939 --> 00:09:41,190 - I don't want you to Miss out on this. - i don't either. 189 00:09:41,225 --> 00:09:44,643 every time I get in a cab with some smelly guy wiping snot on his sleeve 190 00:09:44,661 --> 00:09:47,697 I dream of a world where this hot broad picks me up in a limo. 191 00:09:47,748 --> 00:09:49,582 lim-hos is a home run, turtle. 192 00:09:49,616 --> 00:09:52,201 but if you want the money from me, you're gonna have to wait. 193 00:09:52,252 --> 00:09:55,004 I can't wait anymore. you got to understand, I need a partner now. 194 00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:57,256 I understand. just go ask vince. 195 00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:59,675 - he's given me enough. - yeah, I hear ya. 196 00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:02,662 oh well. sorry, brother. 197 00:10:02,696 --> 00:10:05,631 yeah, me too. I'll talk to you later, ronnie. 198 00:10:08,252 --> 00:10:11,637 - yo, turtle. - yo, curtis. what's up? 199 00:10:11,672 --> 00:10:15,191 what's up, man? I see you out here in your daddy's car. 200 00:10:16,393 --> 00:10:19,195 don't be somber. at least you look good. 201 00:10:19,229 --> 00:10:21,047 ( laughs ) 202 00:10:25,652 --> 00:10:27,520 eric: this is bullshit. 203 00:10:27,538 --> 00:10:29,855 first they bring in some hack to rewrite his script, 204 00:10:29,873 --> 00:10:31,941 now they're gonna replace him as an actor on his own show? 205 00:10:31,975 --> 00:10:34,527 - happens all the time. - yeah, well, it's not right. 206 00:10:34,545 --> 00:10:36,546 the world is a cold and heartless place. 207 00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:38,047 what am I supposed to do, ari? 208 00:10:38,082 --> 00:10:40,249 e, it's real simple. you stay on as producer 209 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:42,885 or you walk out of pride. either way charlie's going. 210 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:45,171 - this is unbelievable. - take heart. 211 00:10:45,205 --> 00:10:47,824 you produce 100 episodes of even mediocre television 212 00:10:47,858 --> 00:10:50,159 and you can send the kid a gulfstream to cry on. 213 00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:56,516 ¶ just like a new day... ¶ 214 00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:58,951 - oh! - what the fuck? 215 00:10:58,986 --> 00:11:00,853 i'm trying to snap you out of your funk. 216 00:11:00,888 --> 00:11:03,489 - I'm not in a funk. - you are a little off though, turtle. 217 00:11:03,524 --> 00:11:05,024 it's birthday blues, I guess. 218 00:11:05,058 --> 00:11:08,244 you got a hot car and a hot girlfriend coming over. 219 00:11:08,278 --> 00:11:10,296 what do you have to be blue about? 220 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:12,698 - it's my birthday, I can be whatever color I want. - ( phone rings ) 221 00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:14,784 - yello? - hey, vince. 222 00:11:14,835 --> 00:11:17,453 - yo, what's up, charlie? - e's not there, is he? 223 00:11:17,488 --> 00:11:19,705 - no he's not. everything okay? - i don't know. 224 00:11:19,739 --> 00:11:22,108 I haven't heard anything from him. I think he's avoiding me. 225 00:11:22,142 --> 00:11:24,510 - I'm freaking out over here. - he's not avoiding you, charlie. 226 00:11:24,545 --> 00:11:26,145 - all right, then where is he? - i don't know. 227 00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:28,314 but if I hear from him i'll have him hit you back. 228 00:11:28,348 --> 00:11:30,550 - all right, man. thanks. - cool. bye. 229 00:11:30,584 --> 00:11:33,419 - what's up? - e's m.i.a. 230 00:11:33,437 --> 00:11:37,006 maybe he's just so small that nobody can find him. 231 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,543 wow. even when he's not here to defend himself. 232 00:11:40,577 --> 00:11:42,612 I can't help it, bro. I'm sorry. 233 00:11:42,646 --> 00:11:46,065 - ( car horn honks ) - that's probably jamie. 234 00:11:48,468 --> 00:11:50,937 oh-ho-ho! 235 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,289 turtle: oh, you've got to be kidding me. 236 00:11:53,323 --> 00:11:56,092 - both: what? - nothing. stay here. 237 00:11:58,779 --> 00:12:01,631 - happy birthday. - what did you do? 238 00:12:01,665 --> 00:12:03,966 drama: damn, turtle, you're cleaning up. 239 00:12:04,001 --> 00:12:06,636 - you don't like it? - ( laughing ) 240 00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:08,971 what's so funny? 241 00:12:09,006 --> 00:12:11,807 - we should have coagulated. - what do you mean? 242 00:12:11,842 --> 00:12:13,476 that's my gift. 243 00:12:15,128 --> 00:12:16,962 - oh no. - yup. 244 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,548 drama: unbelievable. 245 00:12:18,582 --> 00:12:20,583 jamie: well, you deserve everything. 246 00:12:21,902 --> 00:12:23,603 why do you guys think I'm such a loser? 247 00:12:23,637 --> 00:12:25,705 loser? what are you talking about? 248 00:12:25,739 --> 00:12:27,273 I knew you didn't have a car. 249 00:12:27,307 --> 00:12:29,125 - I can buy my own car. - how? 250 00:12:32,779 --> 00:12:35,147 but I thought you'd really like it. 251 00:12:35,165 --> 00:12:36,982 I do like it. of course I like it. 252 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,151 then enjoy it. 253 00:12:39,169 --> 00:12:41,087 come on, you want to take me for a spin? 254 00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:44,657 yeah. there's something I got to do real quick. 255 00:12:44,675 --> 00:12:46,509 can I drop you at home and then see you at dinner? 256 00:12:46,543 --> 00:12:48,311 - yeah, sure. - okay. 257 00:12:50,347 --> 00:12:52,748 enjoy your new car. 258 00:12:54,418 --> 00:12:57,136 yo, e, it's vince. I haven't heard from you all day 259 00:12:57,170 --> 00:12:59,388 and charlie called. where you at? call me. 260 00:12:59,423 --> 00:13:01,007 no answer. 261 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,809 ( phone ringing ) 262 00:13:03,844 --> 00:13:06,395 oh, jeez. 263 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:08,848 ( sighs ) 264 00:13:08,882 --> 00:13:12,685 renoir, man. today is your lucky day. 265 00:13:12,703 --> 00:13:14,787 i'm parting with one of my favorite decks. 266 00:13:14,821 --> 00:13:18,024 - giving grassers first shot at it. - let me check it out. 267 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:20,243 hello? eric. 268 00:13:20,294 --> 00:13:22,295 you scared the shit out of me. 269 00:13:22,329 --> 00:13:24,247 me too. what are you still doing here? 270 00:13:24,298 --> 00:13:27,633 oh, I'm sorry. your bed was just so comfortable I didn't want to leave. 271 00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:29,402 oh, it's 3:00. 272 00:13:29,436 --> 00:13:31,604 I didn't know you had a check-out time. 273 00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:33,372 - no, I don't. I just-- - I can go. 274 00:13:33,407 --> 00:13:35,274 no, it's okay. I'm just gonna watch the pilot again. 275 00:13:35,309 --> 00:13:37,410 oh, did you get any word on the screening? 276 00:13:37,444 --> 00:13:40,212 yeah, they hated him just like you did. 277 00:13:40,247 --> 00:13:42,682 oh, god, I'm so sorry. I feel bad. 278 00:13:42,716 --> 00:13:45,184 I shouldn't have put that out there in the universe. 279 00:13:45,218 --> 00:13:48,087 well, I don't think that's why they hated him, but thanks. 280 00:13:48,121 --> 00:13:50,323 okay, well, why do you think they hated him? 281 00:13:50,357 --> 00:13:52,575 I don't know. that's what I'm gonna try to figure out. 282 00:13:52,609 --> 00:13:55,027 - well, do you want a second eye? - sure. 283 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:06,088 - ashley. - hmm? 284 00:14:07,941 --> 00:14:10,259 ( laughs ) I'm sorry. 285 00:14:10,294 --> 00:14:12,945 - I'll go put pants on. - thank you. 286 00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:19,318 or we could watch it upstairs. 287 00:14:19,353 --> 00:14:22,355 - I'll cover up. - I can't focus. 288 00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:25,808 so just don't let me distract you. 289 00:14:28,428 --> 00:14:30,896 we get that, all right? give it to them. 290 00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:34,283 but at the same time, we've got to give them-- 291 00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:36,435 excuse me, everybody. i'll be right back. 292 00:14:40,007 --> 00:14:42,491 turtle, what's up? everything okay with vince? 293 00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:44,794 - oh yeah, vince is fine. - oh, thank god. 294 00:14:44,828 --> 00:14:47,363 I thought you were gonna tell me you ran over him with the ferrari. 295 00:14:47,397 --> 00:14:49,332 - no. - then what are you doing here? 296 00:14:49,383 --> 00:14:51,617 I was wondering if I could talk to you for a minute. 297 00:14:51,635 --> 00:14:54,286 - talk to me about what? - career advice. 298 00:14:54,304 --> 00:14:55,971 - for who? - for me. 299 00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:58,624 - but you don't have a career. - five minutes. 300 00:14:58,642 --> 00:15:00,843 - I'm in a meeting. - come on, ari. 301 00:15:00,894 --> 00:15:02,528 it's my birthday. 302 00:15:02,562 --> 00:15:04,963 five minutes. 303 00:15:04,981 --> 00:15:07,900 lloyd, tell them i'll be right back. 304 00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:10,853 - what's up, lloyd? - hello, mr.... Turtle. 305 00:15:10,904 --> 00:15:13,155 what's up? 306 00:15:13,190 --> 00:15:15,775 i'm looking for funding for a business idea that I have. 307 00:15:15,809 --> 00:15:17,443 - did you go to a bank? - yeah. 308 00:15:17,477 --> 00:15:19,278 they laughed in my face 'cause I have no collateral. 309 00:15:19,312 --> 00:15:21,814 - did you tell them about your hat collection? - come on, ari. 310 00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:24,200 you live with a guy who just gave you a quarter- of-a-million-dollar car. 311 00:15:24,251 --> 00:15:26,819 - you need money, go to him. - I'm trying to do this on my own. 312 00:15:26,837 --> 00:15:29,555 coming here asking me for money is not doing it on your own. 313 00:15:29,589 --> 00:15:31,657 no no no, I'm not asking you for money. i'm asking you 314 00:15:31,675 --> 00:15:33,992 to put me in touch with people who invest in businesses 315 00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,845 and I know you know those kinds of people. 316 00:15:35,879 --> 00:15:38,431 you've stuck with vince through all the rough times. 317 00:15:38,465 --> 00:15:41,884 now he's on easy street and you want to branch out on your own? 318 00:15:41,935 --> 00:15:44,270 - you two have a fight? - no. 319 00:15:44,304 --> 00:15:47,857 I just think it's time for me to make something of myself. 320 00:15:47,891 --> 00:15:50,142 turtle, do you know what it takes 321 00:15:50,176 --> 00:15:51,811 to make something of yourself? 322 00:15:51,845 --> 00:15:54,513 I mean, come on. I worked a job 323 00:15:54,531 --> 00:15:57,366 through college and grad school. lloyd! 324 00:15:58,618 --> 00:16:00,152 - yes, Mr. Gold? - hit the stack. 325 00:16:00,187 --> 00:16:02,288 in front of people? I'm not performing. 326 00:16:02,322 --> 00:16:05,875 - "the kingdom of foibles." - "the kingdom of foibles" written by karen brown. 327 00:16:05,909 --> 00:16:08,794 "a connecticut yankee in king arthur's court" meets "die hard." 328 00:16:08,829 --> 00:16:11,113 a man awakes in the midst of-- 329 00:16:11,148 --> 00:16:13,082 this man can quote from the entire stack. 330 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:15,968 that is what he's willing to put in for his own success. 331 00:16:16,002 --> 00:16:18,554 he's paying his dues. when have you paid yours? 332 00:16:18,588 --> 00:16:21,173 i'm willing to pay them now. and I have a great idea. 333 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:24,226 so do all these idiots. can you execute it? 334 00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:25,761 I think I can. 335 00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:29,265 in this life, no one is going to invest 336 00:16:29,316 --> 00:16:31,217 because you think you can. 337 00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,902 do you have a business plan? 338 00:16:32,936 --> 00:16:34,620 no. I mean, I haven't sat down and put-- 339 00:16:34,654 --> 00:16:38,240 what do you need? office space, insurance? how many employees? 340 00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:41,093 what do you project to earn? what do you need to break even? 341 00:16:41,128 --> 00:16:43,579 at what point can your investors 342 00:16:43,613 --> 00:16:45,981 - see some profit? - I don't know! 343 00:16:47,284 --> 00:16:49,535 I don't know. 344 00:16:49,569 --> 00:16:52,087 look... 345 00:16:52,122 --> 00:16:54,423 when my son was born, 346 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:57,242 my greatest fear was having this conversation. 347 00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:00,713 I knew that I would give him anything he wanted 348 00:17:00,747 --> 00:17:03,432 because he was my son and I couldn't say no. 349 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,468 which sucks, 'cause it wouldn't help him 350 00:17:05,519 --> 00:17:08,253 and he'd just end up on the street doing heroin with the two coreys 351 00:17:08,271 --> 00:17:10,856 because I was too much of a pussy to teach him a lesson. 352 00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:13,909 I won't make that mistake with you. just say no. 353 00:17:15,195 --> 00:17:16,979 I can pull this off, ari. 354 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:19,548 come back to me when you can prove it. 355 00:17:22,235 --> 00:17:24,820 ( bird squawking ) 356 00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:27,556 um, no, ma'am. I don't think that's the case. 357 00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:29,575 why? 358 00:17:29,609 --> 00:17:33,278 well, because skateboards don't get flat tires. 359 00:17:33,296 --> 00:17:34,613 ( laughs ) 360 00:17:34,631 --> 00:17:37,166 no, I'm not calling your son a liar whatsoever. 361 00:17:37,217 --> 00:17:39,418 hold on. can you quiet that damn bird? 362 00:17:39,452 --> 00:17:40,886 what, you don't like birds? 363 00:17:40,921 --> 00:17:43,172 no, I just don't like anything that talks that much. 364 00:17:43,223 --> 00:17:44,957 ( laughs ) 365 00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:48,477 hello? no, Mrs. Henderson, i wasn't talking to you. 366 00:17:48,512 --> 00:17:50,546 what? 367 00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,965 why does he have to keep yellinat the bird? 368 00:17:52,983 --> 00:17:54,967 because it's funny. 369 00:17:54,985 --> 00:17:57,736 - not to me it isn't. - you think that's one of the reasons 370 00:17:57,771 --> 00:18:00,305 people don't like him, 'cause he yelled at the bird? 371 00:18:00,323 --> 00:18:02,274 it's one of the reasons I don't like him. 372 00:18:02,308 --> 00:18:04,443 but I'm a big animal lover, so... 373 00:18:04,477 --> 00:18:06,145 what are some of the other reasons? 374 00:18:06,179 --> 00:18:08,030 I don't know. 375 00:18:08,081 --> 00:18:09,782 you don't know? 376 00:18:09,816 --> 00:18:11,617 I don't want to say it. 377 00:18:11,651 --> 00:18:14,253 you're gonna hold back now? you already told me you hate him. 378 00:18:14,287 --> 00:18:15,838 so what specifically about him do you hate? 379 00:18:15,872 --> 00:18:18,674 - I think he sucks. - you think he sucks? 380 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:22,545 yes, and you have tohink he sucks also, eric. 381 00:18:22,596 --> 00:18:25,214 because he really does suck. 382 00:18:25,265 --> 00:18:27,766 I mean, he seems nervous and uncomfortable. 383 00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:32,004 it makes me nervous and uncomfortable just to watch him. 384 00:18:32,022 --> 00:18:35,841 - are you mad? - no. I'm not mad. 385 00:18:35,859 --> 00:18:40,178 I guess that's probably why I didn't fight more when they said they wanted to replace him. 386 00:18:40,196 --> 00:18:42,781 - so he sucks. - yeah, okay, he sucks. 387 00:18:42,816 --> 00:18:46,318 - well, doesn't that feel better? - no. 388 00:18:46,352 --> 00:18:48,320 it doesn't. I found him. 389 00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:50,355 I sold this show-- his show. 390 00:18:50,373 --> 00:18:53,325 he put a year of work into it and I can't do anything to help him. 391 00:18:53,359 --> 00:18:56,245 but you can try. you're very persuasive when you want to be. 392 00:18:56,296 --> 00:19:00,149 - you think? - I wanted to go home with drama the night we met. 393 00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:06,005 what am I supposed to do? tell him I think he's great? 394 00:19:06,039 --> 00:19:09,024 You're in sales-- that's what you do. 395 00:19:11,294 --> 00:19:13,812 wow, it's been a whole 10 minutes since I've been called 396 00:19:13,847 --> 00:19:15,814 by one of the jonas brothers. what's up, e? 397 00:19:15,849 --> 00:19:17,483 when you told me to get rid of charlie, 398 00:19:17,517 --> 00:19:20,085 was that your honest answer or were you just looking out for vince? 399 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,438 vince is my client who is producing the show with you. 400 00:19:22,489 --> 00:19:25,157 - so of course I'm looking out for him. - oh, come on, ari. 401 00:19:25,191 --> 00:19:28,661 vince doesn't care about the show, you know that. he's a producer in name only. 402 00:19:28,695 --> 00:19:30,829 but charlie is my client who I do care about. 403 00:19:30,864 --> 00:19:33,866 so if you pretended to care about him and you were me, what would you do? 404 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,602 - what's the difference? - I'd like to try to do something. 405 00:19:36,636 --> 00:19:39,705 what I'm capable of doing and what you're capable of doing 406 00:19:39,739 --> 00:19:41,507 are two totally different things. 407 00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:45,044 - what would you do? - I would make a scene of biblical proportions. 408 00:19:45,078 --> 00:19:48,681 I would lie, scream, beg, borrow and steal. 409 00:19:48,715 --> 00:19:51,050 and if that somehow didn't part amy miller's legs, 410 00:19:51,084 --> 00:19:54,887 then I would call racism. and I would yell for all to hear, 411 00:19:54,921 --> 00:19:59,257 "you're really gonna fire my poor black client off the show he created?! 412 00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:02,444 I'm calling naacp, the reverend al sharpton 413 00:20:02,479 --> 00:20:04,763 and the ghost of my man malcolm x." 414 00:20:04,798 --> 00:20:06,899 awesome. 415 00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:08,884 I guess I'll try my own thing. 416 00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:11,954 good luck. 417 00:20:11,988 --> 00:20:14,306 ( techno music playing ) 418 00:20:24,351 --> 00:20:26,969 - is she in? - yes, let me tell her you're here. 419 00:20:27,003 --> 00:20:28,754 - I'll tell her. - mr. Murphy-- 420 00:20:28,788 --> 00:20:31,724 I just want you to know that what you guys are doing is disgusting. 421 00:20:31,758 --> 00:20:34,960 charlie busted his ass for you and you guys are gonna toss him because, what? 422 00:20:34,978 --> 00:20:37,846 40 idiots from modesto who had nothing better to do today 423 00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:40,298 than to watch a pilot in order to get a free lunch 424 00:20:40,316 --> 00:20:42,801 claim they didn't like him? I liked him! 425 00:20:42,819 --> 00:20:45,888 that's why I signed him. and you liked him, that's why you cast him. 426 00:20:45,922 --> 00:20:48,023 you were right. don't doubt yourself now. 427 00:20:48,074 --> 00:20:51,410 charlie williams is this network's next superstar. 428 00:20:51,444 --> 00:20:54,246 - do you really believe that? - yeah. 429 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,647 I do. 430 00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:59,752 okay. well, I'm sorry. we don't. 431 00:20:59,786 --> 00:21:02,671 there is no way that charlie williams is going to be acting in this show. 432 00:21:02,706 --> 00:21:04,022 ( sighs ) 433 00:21:04,057 --> 00:21:06,058 well, then maybe you're a racist. 434 00:21:10,263 --> 00:21:12,264 ( laughs ) 435 00:21:12,298 --> 00:21:15,384 I can't believe you actually said that. 436 00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:18,704 yeah, me either. you should have seen the look on amy miller's face. 437 00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:21,557 ( laughs ) I can only imagine. 438 00:21:21,608 --> 00:21:24,860 - now I've gotta go see charlie's face. - I had to fire my brother once. 439 00:21:24,894 --> 00:21:27,413 - really? - from a paper route. it was rough. 440 00:21:27,447 --> 00:21:30,849 - my parents wouldn't talk to me for a week. - that's a good story, ari. 441 00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:32,034 - e. - yeah? 442 00:21:32,068 --> 00:21:34,570 - at least you went for it. - so what? 443 00:21:34,621 --> 00:21:37,873 - where did it get me? - some much needed lying experience. 444 00:21:37,907 --> 00:21:42,661 - so? - so next time you'll come up with a better lie. 445 00:21:42,695 --> 00:21:44,463 you're the one that told me to say that. 446 00:21:44,497 --> 00:21:47,049 yeah, but I can't believe you actually did. 447 00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:49,334 - me either. - listen, e, 448 00:21:49,369 --> 00:21:52,504 - I'm proud of you. - thanks, ari. 449 00:21:52,538 --> 00:21:54,673 - later. - later. 450 00:21:56,259 --> 00:21:58,844 are you trying to teach someone how to lie? 451 00:21:58,878 --> 00:22:00,679 what? no! 452 00:22:00,713 --> 00:22:03,348 and how could you fire uncle howard? 453 00:22:04,818 --> 00:22:06,885 turtle: you're really not going to get me a gift? 454 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:10,906 no, I'm really not. because grown men shouldn't buy other grown men birthday gifts 455 00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:13,058 - unless they're fucking. - ( laughter ) 456 00:22:13,076 --> 00:22:15,227 - no offense, bro. - no offense taken, johnny. 457 00:22:15,245 --> 00:22:17,246 but come on! it's the kid's 30th birthday. 458 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,832 e got him something. you gotta get him something. 459 00:22:19,866 --> 00:22:21,900 with the mood he was in all day? no way. 460 00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:23,902 - he's not in a mood anymore. - huh-uh. 461 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,121 - why not? what happened? - tell them. 462 00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:29,374 I was gonna wait till we sat down, until e comes. 463 00:22:29,409 --> 00:22:31,710 no one knows where e is. come on, speak up. 464 00:22:33,263 --> 00:22:34,947 I'm going back to school. 465 00:22:34,981 --> 00:22:36,131 ( unison ) what? 466 00:22:36,182 --> 00:22:37,850 - yep. - get out of here. really? 467 00:22:37,884 --> 00:22:40,936 it was my idea-- so he can learn how to really run a business. 468 00:22:40,970 --> 00:22:44,022 - wow, impressive! - really impressive. 469 00:22:44,057 --> 00:22:46,558 - thanks. - you know what? stevie? 470 00:22:46,592 --> 00:22:50,479 - get us the best bottle of wine in the house. - you got it, vince. 471 00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:53,765 - jamie: very nice. - you know, I saw on cnn that sending a child to school 472 00:22:53,783 --> 00:22:56,034 should run around $200,000. 473 00:22:56,069 --> 00:22:58,153 this is a birthday gift I'd be proud to give. 474 00:22:58,204 --> 00:23:01,456 - i got you covered. - jesus, johnny! 475 00:23:01,491 --> 00:23:04,877 that' great, drama, but this is ucla extension-- 476 00:23:04,911 --> 00:23:07,713 business management courses-- $1292. 477 00:23:07,747 --> 00:23:10,615 - oh. it's the thought that counts. - yeah. 478 00:23:10,633 --> 00:23:13,752 johnny, did you know that? 479 00:23:13,786 --> 00:23:16,221 - I did. - oh my god. 480 00:23:16,256 --> 00:23:18,757 of course he did. I should've let him write the check. 481 00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:21,593 - seriously. - vince, are you guys ready to sit? 482 00:23:21,627 --> 00:23:22,961 yes, we are. 483 00:23:22,979 --> 00:23:25,931 - oh, look at here. - vince: where the hell have you been? 484 00:23:25,965 --> 00:23:28,050 they fired charlie off the pilot today. 485 00:23:28,084 --> 00:23:30,102 - ow. - oh man, that's awful. 486 00:23:30,136 --> 00:23:31,970 I had to tell him. that was really awful. 487 00:23:31,988 --> 00:23:34,973 oh, that poor bastard. I cried every time I got fired from a pilot. 488 00:23:34,991 --> 00:23:38,327 and we're off the show too, vince. I can't do this without charlie. 489 00:23:38,361 --> 00:23:40,863 - no, of course not. - you're not mad? 490 00:23:40,914 --> 00:23:43,315 mad? no, I just feel sorry for charlie. 491 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:46,285 - I mean, you and me, we're okay. - yeah. 492 00:23:46,319 --> 00:23:48,754 - no? - yeah. 493 00:23:48,788 --> 00:23:52,074 - yo, we'll meet you guys over in a sec. - yeah. 494 00:23:55,929 --> 00:23:58,130 - what up? - I would have liked this for me too. 495 00:23:58,164 --> 00:24:00,665 you know, prove I could pull my own weight on this deal. 496 00:24:00,683 --> 00:24:03,385 you have pulled your own weight. that's why I am where I am. 497 00:24:03,436 --> 00:24:06,471 - the team is all good, so what's really going on? - what do you mean? 498 00:24:06,505 --> 00:24:08,307 - is it about sloan? - what? 499 00:24:08,341 --> 00:24:11,476 want to prove you can get out from under the vincent chase shadow? 500 00:24:11,510 --> 00:24:13,478 hey, look, I'll support you all I can, 501 00:24:13,512 --> 00:24:16,031 but I can't help it if the shadow just keeps growing larger. 502 00:24:16,065 --> 00:24:19,067 it's actually not about sloan. I like ashley. 503 00:24:19,118 --> 00:24:22,454 - really? you hated her this morning. - yeah, well, things changed. 504 00:24:22,488 --> 00:24:25,857 everywhere it seems. turtle's going to school. 505 00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:28,961 - really? - everybody wants to be their own man, I guess. 506 00:24:28,995 --> 00:24:31,546 but don't worry, e, it's all good. i'm gonna let you buy dinner. 507 00:24:31,581 --> 00:24:33,465 - oh, thanks. - drama: hey, e! 508 00:24:33,499 --> 00:24:37,286 - this wine is insane. - it should be. it is not cheap. 509 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,304 - two more bottles, please. - really? 510 00:24:39,339 --> 00:24:41,890 - yeah, e's buying dinner. - big spender! 511 00:24:41,925 --> 00:24:43,809 happy birthday, turtle. here we go. 512 00:24:43,843 --> 00:24:46,178 thank you, guys, thank you. 513 00:24:47,597 --> 00:24:50,198 ¶ I've been thinking for a while now ¶ 514 00:24:50,233 --> 00:24:52,334 ¶ how you had me still ¶ 515 00:24:52,368 --> 00:24:55,270 ¶ playing with my mind now, darling ¶ 516 00:24:55,305 --> 00:24:57,539 ¶ hope you got your fill ¶ 517 00:24:57,573 --> 00:24:59,541 ¶ 'cause this train is leaving ¶ 518 00:24:59,575 --> 00:25:01,677 ¶ it's rolling down the track ¶ 519 00:25:01,711 --> 00:25:06,782 ¶ singing, "there ain't no turning back" ¶ 520 00:25:08,084 --> 00:25:10,152 ¶ now I'm a simple man, it's true ¶ 521 00:25:10,186 --> 00:25:12,554 ¶ but giving all I had to you ¶ 522 00:25:12,588 --> 00:25:15,023 ¶ really don't leave much for me ¶ 523 00:25:15,058 --> 00:25:17,559 ¶ sorry, woman, i had to let you be ¶ 524 00:25:17,593 --> 00:25:19,861 ¶ 'cause this train is leaving ¶ 525 00:25:19,896 --> 00:25:21,663 ¶ it's rolling down the track ¶ 526 00:25:21,698 --> 00:25:26,601 ¶ singing, "there ain't no turning back" ¶ 527 00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:32,040 ¶ this train is leaving, it's rolling down the track ¶ 528 00:25:32,075 --> 00:25:36,712 ¶ singing, "there ain't no turning back" ¶ 529 00:25:36,746 --> 00:25:42,184 ¶ singing, "there ain't no turning back" ¶ 530 00:25:42,218 --> 00:25:47,222 ¶ singing, "there ain't no turning back." ¶ 531 00:25:51,610 --> 00:25:53,211 ( music fades )