1 00:01:23,956 --> 00:01:26,210 - Last night was fun. - Yeah yeah. 2 00:01:26,257 --> 00:01:29,849 - Do it again tonight? - Sure. I'll call you later. 3 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:41,024 I'll call you later. 4 00:01:42,563 --> 00:01:44,347 How pathetic are you guys? 5 00:01:44,418 --> 00:01:46,473 Pathetic, us?! 6 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:48,539 Who tells a first date that they love her? 7 00:01:48,540 --> 00:01:50,089 Oh yeah, right. I told her that i loved her. 8 00:01:50,148 --> 00:01:52,572 - Looked like you were gonna tell her you loved her. - My point exactly. 9 00:01:52,619 --> 00:01:54,662 - Whatever - Aw, e, thess are just bitter 10 00:01:54,692 --> 00:01:56,559 - 'Cause you're on a hot streak. - Thanks, vince. 11 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:59,682 Guy's got more pussy the last month than the previous 29 years, 12 00:01:59,735 --> 00:02:02,494 I wouldn't call it a hot streak, i'd call it entering the twilight zone. 13 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:04,819 That's what being a successful manager does for you. 14 00:02:04,876 --> 00:02:06,990 So you're saying it has nothing to do with him, 15 00:02:07,119 --> 00:02:09,133 - Just the business card? - Yep! 16 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:11,481 Ah, now i get it. 17 00:02:11,686 --> 00:02:13,283 So you've been banging all these dates, e? 18 00:02:13,329 --> 00:02:15,243 E don't bang them that quickly. 19 00:02:15,296 --> 00:02:17,538 E needs to be wined and dined for at least a month. 20 00:02:17,585 --> 00:02:19,852 Oh no no no! I think i heard banging last night. 21 00:02:19,887 --> 00:02:21,625 - Was there banging, e? - Turtle: well? 22 00:02:21,854 --> 00:02:23,010 Was there banging? 23 00:02:23,057 --> 00:02:24,865 Can we talk about important stuff, please? 24 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,261 All right, what do you have on your mind? 25 00:02:28,088 --> 00:02:29,110 Are you nervous? 26 00:02:29,157 --> 00:02:31,881 When you're prepared, there's no need to be nervous. 27 00:02:32,063 --> 00:02:33,977 - It's just a driving test. - I'm talking about leno. 28 00:02:34,253 --> 00:02:35,838 I'm more nervous about the driving test. 29 00:02:35,867 --> 00:02:37,652 Don't take e's aston martin then. 30 00:02:37,711 --> 00:02:40,118 Those pricks give you points off just for having a fancy car. 31 00:02:40,165 --> 00:02:43,535 - Leno, vince. What are you gonna talk about? - I'm open for suggestions. 32 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:46,059 I've never been invited on, so i wouldn't have any. 33 00:02:46,423 --> 00:02:48,830 Just tell the world how sick the movie's gonna be. 34 00:02:48,906 --> 00:02:51,396 No, the clip'll say that. He needs something that'll make a statement. 35 00:02:51,431 --> 00:02:53,662 Like when crispin glover kicked letterman in the head? 36 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,474 - Not that kind of statement. - Besides, i'm not that limber. 37 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,255 Tell him about how you let those two girls 38 00:02:58,291 --> 00:03:00,507 Believe that they convinced you to have a threesome last week. 39 00:03:00,554 --> 00:03:03,601 - I don't think that's gonna fly either, turtle. - I'll save it for conan. 40 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:06,425 Who's that? 41 00:03:06,771 --> 00:03:08,650 Oh, you have to be kidding me. Who is that!? 42 00:03:08,744 --> 00:03:10,112 - Get back here. - Yeah, get back here! 43 00:03:10,147 --> 00:03:12,836 - Hello? - Hey, e, it's sloan. 44 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:15,601 Get back here, you miniature stud! 45 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:17,644 Sorry about that. 46 00:03:17,715 --> 00:03:20,720 Glad to see that fame and success hasn't changed much over there. 47 00:03:20,766 --> 00:03:22,680 - Yeah, nothing's changed. - Good to hear. 48 00:03:22,739 --> 00:03:25,237 - So what's up? - It just so happens that a friend of mine 49 00:03:25,275 --> 00:03:28,438 Desperately needs to sublet her house to someone and i thought of you. 50 00:03:28,490 --> 00:03:30,251 Is that what it takes to get a call from youhese days? 51 00:03:30,298 --> 00:03:32,623 - Phone works both ways. - I left you a message. 52 00:03:32,658 --> 00:03:34,232 I didn't get a message. 53 00:03:36,287 --> 00:03:40,690 E, i'm calling you now because i thought of you when she brought this up. 54 00:03:40,691 --> 00:03:43,261 - Why? I'm not even looking. - I heard that you looked at a place 55 00:03:43,262 --> 00:03:45,316 On crescent a couple months back. 56 00:03:45,539 --> 00:03:47,782 - Ah, keeping tabs on me, huh? - For some reason 57 00:03:47,817 --> 00:03:50,351 My friends think i'm still interested in your whereabouts. 58 00:03:50,386 --> 00:03:53,465 - But you're not? - E, do you want to look at this house? 59 00:03:53,515 --> 00:03:55,311 It's unbelievable. 60 00:03:57,419 --> 00:03:59,004 Yeah, sure. 61 00:04:02,035 --> 00:04:03,325 Morning, ari. How are you? 62 00:04:03,384 --> 00:04:05,140 My girl won her debate on friday, 63 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:07,436 My boy scored a goal in soccer on saturday 64 00:04:07,446 --> 00:04:09,867 And my wife agreed to visit her mother without me. 65 00:04:09,877 --> 00:04:11,780 - I don't know how things could get much better. - Ari. 66 00:04:11,814 --> 00:04:13,928 - Give me something good, andrew. - Greg garcia good? 67 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:15,842 You signed him? I thought he was happy where he was? 68 00:04:15,877 --> 00:04:17,709 Until i convinced him he'd be happier here. 69 00:04:17,756 --> 00:04:19,352 You hear that, everybody? 70 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:22,617 "My name is earl" is now a member of the miller gold family. 71 00:04:22,675 --> 00:04:25,427 Mr. Andrew klein is responsible for that. 72 00:04:25,552 --> 00:04:27,997 Which means that in this horrific economy 73 00:04:28,065 --> 00:04:31,094 He has secured himself a future. All of you can do that as well 74 00:04:31,165 --> 00:04:34,881 If you go out there and sign someone who can syndicate a goddamned show. 75 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:37,059 - Vinnie's doing leno. You want to come? - Love to. 76 00:04:37,106 --> 00:04:38,245 All right. 77 00:04:39,233 --> 00:04:41,487 - What's all the yelling about? - Oh, didn't you hear? 78 00:04:41,522 --> 00:04:43,365 Andrew just signed another show runner. 79 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,974 Oh, i did. Very impressive. 80 00:04:45,027 --> 00:04:47,481 So you either owe me an apology or a blowjob. 81 00:04:47,522 --> 00:04:49,389 - Your choice. - Oh, okay, ari. 82 00:04:49,448 --> 00:04:52,372 I apologize. But i think andrew should blow you. 83 00:04:52,454 --> 00:04:55,025 You said he was a deadbeat. The only one sucking is you. 84 00:04:55,659 --> 00:04:57,914 All is well with the miller gold agency! 85 00:04:57,972 --> 00:04:59,945 - Well, not all. - What's your problem? 86 00:05:00,192 --> 00:05:01,929 I had dinner with my parents last night 87 00:05:01,971 --> 00:05:04,425 - And my father spent the entire meal reaming me out. 88 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,274 You never told him you liked dick? 89 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:08,293 - He knew that by the time i was nine. - I'm not following you. 90 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:09,984 But the phone is ringing. 91 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:15,391 I need to talk to you about my... career. 92 00:05:15,438 --> 00:05:17,528 The career that you won't have if you don't answer the phone? 93 00:05:17,587 --> 00:05:20,170 Ari, i will handle the phone. Please, i need to talk. 94 00:05:20,229 --> 00:05:21,650 So talk. 95 00:05:22,216 --> 00:05:23,810 I'm so glad you're in a good mood. 96 00:05:23,869 --> 00:05:26,311 - Who says i'm in a good mood? - You just did! 97 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:28,642 You just yelled "all is well at the miller gold agency." 98 00:05:28,674 --> 00:05:31,744 - That was an act to boost morale. - Well, what's wrong? 99 00:05:31,856 --> 00:05:35,296 - What's right? Have you seen my stock portfolio, lloyd? - No. 100 00:05:35,343 --> 00:05:37,785 And i shot an 82 yesterday, lloyd. 101 00:05:37,844 --> 00:05:41,190 An 82! I missed three putts from inside eight feet. 102 00:05:41,331 --> 00:05:43,726 Can you imagine missing a hole from that close? 103 00:05:43,809 --> 00:05:47,578 If i lose the club championship to chervin i will sue butch harmon's ass. 104 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:48,987 - Ari! - Yes, lloyd, yes? 105 00:05:49,045 --> 00:05:50,701 I want a promotion! 106 00:05:51,899 --> 00:05:54,658 - You do? - I've been on your desk over three years. 107 00:05:54,799 --> 00:05:57,535 - I've paid my dues. - Is this about your father? 108 00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:00,353 Did you know that my father was very strict? 109 00:06:00,435 --> 00:06:03,381 - No. - Yeah. He berated me and he pushed me 110 00:06:03,439 --> 00:06:07,678 And he insulted me and it made me feel very insecure and lost. 111 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:09,927 But i became a man- My own man. 112 00:06:10,015 --> 00:06:12,445 And now i berate and i push. 113 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,688 - I have noticed. - Make your own man, lloyd. 114 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:16,614 - I'm trying. - Not trying hard enough! The goddamn phone is ringing. 115 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:19,596 But, ari, we haven't even really talked. 116 00:06:19,643 --> 00:06:22,015 I talked! And my hope is that you listened. 117 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:26,207 Go! 118 00:06:27,545 --> 00:06:29,242 No, cut it - Cut it left. Left. 119 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,496 - Why aren't we using cones? - Don't talk to him, drama! 120 00:06:31,543 --> 00:06:34,625 - Let him concentrate. - I got it, guys. I got it. 121 00:06:36,950 --> 00:06:38,735 Now ease it in there. 122 00:06:41,054 --> 00:06:43,133 - Sorry, e. - That's okay. 123 00:06:43,421 --> 00:06:45,531 I'll get you a new one. 124 00:06:45,597 --> 00:06:46,949 Don't worry about it. Ahem. 125 00:06:47,005 --> 00:06:49,213 All right, you're almost there. 126 00:06:52,658 --> 00:06:54,394 There you go. 127 00:06:56,112 --> 00:06:58,597 Okay, i think you're ready. 128 00:07:00,016 --> 00:07:01,751 All right, everyone in! Let's go! 129 00:07:01,851 --> 00:07:04,024 Oh, st. Christopher, please protect us. 130 00:07:04,071 --> 00:07:07,390 - I'm gonna meet you guys over there. - What? Really? 131 00:07:07,490 --> 00:07:10,303 - What's the big deal? - Vince: nothing, i guess. 132 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:13,862 What do you have to do that's more important than watching me get my license? 133 00:07:15,231 --> 00:07:17,750 I'm just gonna meet sloan for a coffee. 134 00:07:19,285 --> 00:07:22,088 - Was that sloan that called this morning? - Yeah. 135 00:07:22,188 --> 00:07:24,486 - You didn't tell us. - I don't tell you everything. 136 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:26,793 Well, you tell me everything. 137 00:07:27,412 --> 00:07:29,054 Something's up. 138 00:07:29,176 --> 00:07:30,697 - Definitely. - Yeah, what's up, e? 139 00:07:30,797 --> 00:07:33,632 Nothing's up. It's a coffee. 140 00:07:35,982 --> 00:07:39,572 20 years in this business, i don't think i've had a sip in the office. 141 00:07:39,635 --> 00:07:43,974 Well, when the king of karma sends over a $1200 bottle of scotch, you should drink it. 142 00:07:44,094 --> 00:07:46,513 This worked out better than i thought it would. Cheers. 143 00:07:46,613 --> 00:07:48,798 - Amen. - You're drinking in the middle of the day? 144 00:07:48,898 --> 00:07:52,370 They do it on "mad men" all the time and they're pretty successful. 145 00:07:52,670 --> 00:07:53,751 That was in the '60s. 146 00:07:53,787 --> 00:07:55,855 By the time they get to season four in the '70s, 147 00:07:55,955 --> 00:07:58,053 - They'll all have liver and heart disease. - Not us. 148 00:07:58,090 --> 00:08:01,061 - This tandem is unstoppable. - This new team is thriving. 149 00:08:01,161 --> 00:08:03,930 - Glad to see somebody is. - What, are you sulking, lloyd? 150 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:07,367 No! I'm steaming. Steaming mad because i tried to talk with you earlier 151 00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:09,152 And you essentially ignored me. 152 00:08:09,252 --> 00:08:11,254 - Are we not in a meeting? - I don't know what you're in, 153 00:08:11,354 --> 00:08:14,156 - But you're acting like you're in a bar. - I don't like your tone, lloyd. 154 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:17,377 - Do you have any plan to promote me? - Hadn't even thought about it. 155 00:08:17,415 --> 00:08:19,062 - Well, you need to. - Lloyd! 156 00:08:19,162 --> 00:08:21,631 Ari, promote me or i'm leaving you! 157 00:08:21,731 --> 00:08:23,799 Leaving me? 158 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,921 - Where would you go? - To another agency. 159 00:08:28,021 --> 00:08:30,123 Another agency? You'd have to start all over again. 160 00:08:30,223 --> 00:08:32,192 - You know that. - Then i'll go work for my father. 161 00:08:32,292 --> 00:08:35,311 - What, in a dry-Cleaner's? - My father has a winery in napa. 162 00:08:35,411 --> 00:08:37,646 I don't think sodomy is legal in napa, lloyd. 163 00:08:39,349 --> 00:08:42,185 Every time i have broached this subject over the years 164 00:08:42,285 --> 00:08:44,683 You have responded with some wiseass comment. 165 00:08:44,721 --> 00:08:49,025 The time has come. I want to know if this is going to happen. 166 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:52,713 I want to know when and i want to know today! 167 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,272 I will not be strong-Armed, lloyd. 168 00:08:55,337 --> 00:08:58,050 You just were, ari gold. 169 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:05,425 Tough queer. 170 00:09:05,525 --> 00:09:07,627 Wow, this is amazing. 171 00:09:07,727 --> 00:09:09,849 - I told you. - And why is it so cheap? 172 00:09:09,952 --> 00:09:12,048 Because my girlfriend is moving to vancouver for a year 173 00:09:12,148 --> 00:09:14,751 And she just wanted someone she trusts to take care of it. 174 00:09:14,851 --> 00:09:17,337 - Oh yeah? She trusts me? - Well, she trusts me 175 00:09:17,437 --> 00:09:20,056 - And i told her she can trust you. - This her? 176 00:09:20,156 --> 00:09:22,702 - Uh-Huh. - Ugly. 177 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,531 - So what do you think? - I don't know. 178 00:09:25,559 --> 00:09:27,425 I really haven't been looking around much. 179 00:09:27,491 --> 00:09:29,599 Just trying to get an idea what's out there, you know? 180 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,202 This isn't out there. This is a fluke opportunity. 181 00:09:32,302 --> 00:09:35,616 - I appreciate that. - Okay. I won't push. 182 00:09:35,832 --> 00:09:39,025 I know what a big deal it is for you to be out on your own without the boys. 183 00:09:39,128 --> 00:09:40,511 It's not a big deal. 184 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:43,244 - And you hate change. - I don't hate change. 185 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,619 E, you moved back into your old house. 186 00:09:45,665 --> 00:09:47,784 That was vince's idea. 187 00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:51,054 - Does he even know you're here? - He knows i'm with you. 188 00:09:51,154 --> 00:09:53,188 He thinks we're having coffee. 189 00:09:54,291 --> 00:09:57,961 You know, look, vince is doing amazing. The house is great. 190 00:09:58,061 --> 00:10:01,264 He signed a two-Year lease thinking we were all going to live in it, so. 191 00:10:01,364 --> 00:10:03,299 Well, thanks to you he can afford it. 192 00:10:03,315 --> 00:10:06,309 I sunk so much money into my business, do i really need my own place? 193 00:10:06,319 --> 00:10:08,504 At your age, you kinda do. 194 00:10:09,152 --> 00:10:10,686 If i was in a relationship... 195 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,809 Oh, e, we've talked about this. 196 00:10:12,909 --> 00:10:16,462 You're not going to be in a relationship so long as you're living in a frat house. 197 00:10:16,562 --> 00:10:20,167 We always do pick up right where we left off, don't we? 198 00:10:20,383 --> 00:10:23,216 - So how is dating life? - What? 199 00:10:23,676 --> 00:10:25,388 Oh, let's not get weird about this. 200 00:10:25,488 --> 00:10:28,825 You're dating, i'm dating, we can talk about it. 201 00:10:28,925 --> 00:10:31,528 Wow, you really are keeping tabs on me, huh? 202 00:10:31,628 --> 00:10:34,797 I'm really not. But i was forced to hear about you 203 00:10:34,897 --> 00:10:37,467 Stumbling out of fox hill with a pretty young girl. 204 00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:39,619 And i was forced to hear about you making out 205 00:10:39,719 --> 00:10:41,487 With a pretty old dude at dan tana's. 206 00:10:41,587 --> 00:10:44,040 Oh, who's keeping tabs? And you know me- 207 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:47,827 - I don't make out in public. - I don't want to talk about this anymore. 208 00:10:47,927 --> 00:10:50,463 I do. Who's the girl? 209 00:10:50,563 --> 00:10:54,182 - Girls-Ss. - Oh, multiple girls! Wow, e. 210 00:10:54,351 --> 00:10:57,435 It's so unlike you. Maybe you are maturing. 211 00:10:57,566 --> 00:10:58,975 Would you stop? 212 00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:02,308 - I gotta go. - What should i tell my friend? 213 00:11:02,342 --> 00:11:04,077 - Tell her i'll think about it. - Okay. 214 00:11:04,177 --> 00:11:06,346 - See you later. - Ciao. 215 00:11:07,282 --> 00:11:08,964 Make a right here. 216 00:11:12,069 --> 00:11:14,970 - And i need you to make a left here. - All right. 217 00:11:18,558 --> 00:11:21,978 - Very nice. - Thanks, i've been working on that one. 218 00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:27,734 I'm excited about your new film. "Gatsby" is one of my favorites. 219 00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:29,552 Oh, i hope i don't ruin it for you. 220 00:11:29,652 --> 00:11:32,372 Oh no, the trailer looked great. 221 00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:36,748 Love scorsese. Let's do a three-Point turn right here. 222 00:11:36,874 --> 00:11:38,260 Okay. 223 00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:47,570 He's awful. 224 00:11:48,299 --> 00:11:51,107 - Don't hit that! Oh! Look at that. - How's he doing? 225 00:11:51,207 --> 00:11:53,412 - Bro's bumming. - You were supposed to get him ready. 226 00:11:53,449 --> 00:11:56,528 I did - For the written. Even i couldn't get him roadworthy. 227 00:11:56,571 --> 00:11:58,396 He's gonna show up on set, he's not gonna know how to drive. 228 00:11:58,414 --> 00:12:00,333 Hey've got stunt doubles for that. 229 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,681 Making him get his license is for insurance purposes. 230 00:12:02,728 --> 00:12:05,911 He's playing enzo ferrari. He needs to know how to drive a car. 231 00:12:05,996 --> 00:12:08,474 - Oh! - Oh my goodness. 232 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,711 So? 233 00:12:15,811 --> 00:12:18,164 I'm finally an independent. 234 00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:19,888 - You passed? - No way! Really? 235 00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:20,958 Yes! 236 00:12:21,014 --> 00:12:23,687 Thanks so much, scott. See you at the premiere? 237 00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:26,044 - Plus one, right? - You know it. 238 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,085 Shall we? 239 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,869 He passed you for premiere tickets? 240 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,829 Why, cheryl walters let me go in the back door 241 00:12:32,929 --> 00:12:36,197 - For "young guns 3-D" tickets. - Oh, you're disgusting. 242 00:12:36,312 --> 00:12:38,349 - Vince: so how's sloan? - What do you mean? 243 00:12:38,384 --> 00:12:40,550 - I mean how is she? - Oh, she's good. 244 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,438 Was that a weird question? 245 00:12:42,609 --> 00:12:44,941 - No. - 'Cause you sure answered it kinda weird. 246 00:12:44,976 --> 00:12:47,226 - Did i? - Yeah. Didn't he? 247 00:12:47,427 --> 00:12:49,127 - Turtle: yeah. - Kinda weird. 248 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:51,229 - You're getting back together with sloan... - No. 249 00:12:51,264 --> 00:12:54,886 - ... After once cup of coffee? - You're back in love with sloan? 250 00:12:54,921 --> 00:12:57,916 - No. - One cup of coffee's all it takes for this guy! 251 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,570 - Look, it was a friendly meeting. - Ahh! 252 00:12:59,605 --> 00:13:02,182 - Vince: a meeting? - Turtle: a meeting which she called for. 253 00:13:02,217 --> 00:13:05,406 It's all the girls he's been getting. Pussy can smell other pussy 254 00:13:05,441 --> 00:13:06,987 And then they have to pounce on it. 255 00:13:07,022 --> 00:13:10,060 That's why when you're on a hot streak, you've got to press it like blackjack. 256 00:13:10,095 --> 00:13:11,794 Are you pressing it with sloan? 257 00:13:11,829 --> 00:13:14,118 I'm done with this conversation. I'll see you guys at leno. 258 00:13:14,153 --> 00:13:15,236 - I'm riding with e. - I'm gonna roll with you. 259 00:13:15,271 --> 00:13:17,921 No no no, forget that. Come with me. 260 00:13:18,104 --> 00:13:20,754 - My car is here. - We'll get it later. 261 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,844 Can we drive with the airbags deployed? 262 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,982 Back in the day you waited until your boss told you 263 00:13:36,017 --> 00:13:38,584 You are ready for a promotion. You didn't threaten him. 264 00:13:38,619 --> 00:13:41,962 I was on terrence's desk 50 months before he finally promoted me. 265 00:13:41,997 --> 00:13:44,935 - And you ever threaten him? - The man's a psychopath. Of course i didn't. 266 00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:47,222 Lloyd thinks we're friends. I'm too nice to him. 267 00:13:47,257 --> 00:13:49,588 That's why you can never be nice to an assistant. 268 00:13:49,623 --> 00:13:52,540 - The fuck i am. - You think lloyd would make a good agent? 269 00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:54,675 I don't know. He's smart, but he's... 270 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,558 - He's soft and he's weak. - But you love him as an assistant? 271 00:13:57,593 --> 00:14:00,584 The best ever. I had 14 in the three years before him. 272 00:14:00,619 --> 00:14:02,045 - But an agent- I don't! 273 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,372 Make sure you know. I got a few i didn't promote 274 00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:06,992 Make it big off of my desk, they still won't return my calls. 275 00:14:07,027 --> 00:14:09,086 - You think lloyd wouldn't return my calls? - I don't know. 276 00:14:09,121 --> 00:14:11,582 - Ungrateful prick. - Nice of you to show, ari. 277 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:15,396 Nice of you to drop the baby weight. What, do you have like nine kids now? 278 00:14:15,494 --> 00:14:18,134 - Three, asshole. - Really? Did you figure out who the fathers are? 279 00:14:18,169 --> 00:14:21,010 Don't take it out on me because you don't have an excuse for those extra pounds. 280 00:14:21,045 --> 00:14:23,329 I'm still at 6% body fat. 281 00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,965 And still 94% full of shit. 282 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,719 Vinnie ready to make this comeback complete? 283 00:14:27,754 --> 00:14:29,804 Wait wait wait! No no no. 284 00:14:33,881 --> 00:14:35,993 Wait wait wait! No no no. 285 00:14:36,028 --> 00:14:37,788 No, that sounds like a disaster. 286 00:14:37,823 --> 00:14:39,919 - I probably hit three cones. - But no people? 287 00:14:39,954 --> 00:14:41,323 No, no people. Just cones. 288 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:44,020 - So not a complete disaster? - A little disaster. 289 00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:46,855 - The guy still passed you? - Uh... yeah, but... 290 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,663 Keep it between us - I bribed him with a couple premiere tickets. 291 00:14:49,698 --> 00:14:51,099 Oh, come on! 292 00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:53,082 No no, that's a great trade for you. 293 00:14:53,117 --> 00:14:55,503 Don't you understand? You don't know how to drive! 294 00:14:56,575 --> 00:14:59,565 Yeah, in fact if you see me, i'd be cautious. 295 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,567 Now see? See, that's amazing. 296 00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:03,800 Being a movie star, you get out of all this. 297 00:15:03,835 --> 00:15:07,125 The rest of us, we tv people, we have to learn how to parallel park. 298 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,910 - Here here. - That's why i took up the motorcycle. 299 00:15:09,945 --> 00:15:11,698 It's small, it's maneuverable. 300 00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:15,702 Plus i can try my jokes out in biker bars. They're a great crowd. 301 00:15:15,737 --> 00:15:18,647 No, they are. They're a great crowd. 302 00:15:18,682 --> 00:15:22,332 Tell me if i understand this. So you didn't get your license till... 303 00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:24,219 How old are you anyway? 304 00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:28,554 My mom couldn't afford to get me a car growing up. 305 00:15:29,382 --> 00:15:32,725 - Leno: so you were poor? - Milk it, honey, milk it. 306 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,839 - We were rich in love. - Rich in love! 307 00:15:35,874 --> 00:15:36,937 True dat! 308 00:15:36,972 --> 00:15:38,334 Aw - He's doing great. - He always does. 309 00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:40,380 You can afford a driver. Why even bother to learn? 310 00:15:40,415 --> 00:15:44,044 I usually have my boy turtle drive me around, but i'm doing a new movie. 311 00:15:44,079 --> 00:15:46,652 - Leno: and what's that? - You can still drive me around. 312 00:15:46,687 --> 00:15:49,672 It's the story of the race-Car inventor enzo ferrari. 313 00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:52,052 That might be a good movie to learn how to drive for. 314 00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:53,861 - I think so. - I don't know anything about it. 315 00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:56,599 I'm just throwing it out there. Let's talk about your current movie, 316 00:15:56,634 --> 00:15:58,707 Which i saw last night- Scorsese's "gatsby." 317 00:15:58,742 --> 00:16:02,177 - Boy, i just thought it was brilliant. - We have our great director 318 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:05,815 - To thank for that- Martin scorsese. 319 00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:08,050 Sloan? She's all over you, huh? 320 00:16:09,948 --> 00:16:11,464 Pussy. 321 00:16:11,499 --> 00:16:13,240 Hey, i can't really talk right now. 322 00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:16,760 Okay okay, real quick. I swear i'm not putting pressure on you. 323 00:16:16,795 --> 00:16:19,860 I just thought you should know my girlfriend has someone else interested. 324 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,556 Look, i haven't really thought about it or spoken to vince. 325 00:16:22,591 --> 00:16:23,679 Oh, come on, e 326 00:16:23,714 --> 00:16:27,064 -I don't want you to miss out on this. -No pressure, huh? 327 00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:29,349 Just a little. 328 00:16:29,384 --> 00:16:31,831 - She wants to meet you. - Sloan, i can't rush like this. 329 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,616 Look, just come and meet her 330 00:16:33,651 --> 00:16:36,713 So she can approve of you in case you decide you want it later. 331 00:16:36,748 --> 00:16:38,855 - Can i call you back in a little bit? - Tick-Tock. 332 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:41,075 - Bye, sloan. - Bye. 333 00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:43,813 - Vince, congratulations. - Thank you. 334 00:16:43,848 --> 00:16:46,249 Vincent chase, everybody. Be right back with... 335 00:16:46,284 --> 00:16:48,034 Vinnie! 336 00:16:58,509 --> 00:17:00,752 Ari: vinnie killed it! He did indeed! 337 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,477 How about we stop off to celebrate? - Naw, i gotta go see the kids. 338 00:17:03,512 --> 00:17:06,734 - Family man ari gold, huh? - Come on. 339 00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:09,090 Yeah? 340 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,155 What's going on with lloyd? 341 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,704 - What do you mean, baby? - He called me. 342 00:17:13,739 --> 00:17:16,891 - He called you? - Yes, and he sounded very upset. 343 00:17:16,926 --> 00:17:19,413 He wanted to say how much he enjoyed knowing me. What's wrong with him? 344 00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:22,269 - He- Lloyd is dying, baby. - What?! 345 00:17:22,304 --> 00:17:24,959 - What's wrong with him, daddy? - Nothing, buddy. 346 00:17:24,994 --> 00:17:26,963 Baby, tell me when i'm on speakerphone. 347 00:17:26,998 --> 00:17:28,919 - Did you fire lloyd, ari? - No- 348 00:17:28,954 --> 00:17:29,985 - Daddy, no! 349 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,550 We love lloyd, daddy. 350 00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:33,317 Oooh, ruthless. 351 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,855 He's gonna make it- With or without you. 352 00:17:40,027 --> 00:17:41,710 Does that make the comeback complete or what? 353 00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:43,969 No, when he's got an oscar, then it's complete. 354 00:17:43,991 --> 00:17:45,798 I'd just be happy to avoid a razzie. 355 00:17:45,808 --> 00:17:47,698 There's nothing wrong with a razzie, bro. 356 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,924 Drama's gonna go for the hat trick if he ever gets another movie. 357 00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:51,887 I only have one razzie, asshole! 358 00:17:51,922 --> 00:17:54,244 - All right, i'll talk to you later. - Who was that? 359 00:17:54,868 --> 00:17:56,500 - Would you leave me alone? - Never. 360 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,935 - Turtle: ever. - Was it sloan again? 361 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,873 - Another broad? - None of your business. 362 00:18:02,908 --> 00:18:05,776 I'm making it my business. So you better tell whoever that was 363 00:18:05,811 --> 00:18:09,628 To invite a friend or i'm banging pots and pans outside your door all night. 364 00:18:09,663 --> 00:18:12,704 You don't live here, drama. Which begs the question, why are you always here? 365 00:18:12,739 --> 00:18:14,482 Because isolation's overrated. Besides, 366 00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:16,642 Baby bro likes having me here. 367 00:18:16,677 --> 00:18:18,133 I like having you all around. 368 00:18:18,168 --> 00:18:20,241 I'll stay up and bang pots and pans. 369 00:18:20,276 --> 00:18:22,209 Don't you have dinner with jamie tonight? 370 00:18:22,244 --> 00:18:25,422 - Yeah. - I'm gonna tell her you asked me to find a friend. 371 00:18:25,457 --> 00:18:27,011 Pffft! I didn't. 372 00:18:27,046 --> 00:18:29,149 Don't! Please don't. 373 00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:31,300 All right, enough with the harassing e, 374 00:18:31,335 --> 00:18:33,765 What are the boys without relationships doing tonight? 375 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,698 - I got a night shoot, bro. - Yeah, and that was sloan. 376 00:18:39,264 --> 00:18:41,964 We're gonna meet for a drink. No big deal. 377 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,009 Ari gold's office. 378 00:18:56,655 --> 00:18:59,113 Be at my house at 10:00 p.M. 379 00:18:59,976 --> 00:19:02,129 - Your house? - Sit on the stoop, 380 00:19:02,164 --> 00:19:03,509 Don't ring the bell, 381 00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:06,387 Don't make any noise, wait for me. 382 00:19:07,044 --> 00:19:08,894 Till when? 383 00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:10,541 Hello? 384 00:19:12,357 --> 00:19:14,657 - Hey, looking sharp! - Oh, thanks. 385 00:19:15,474 --> 00:19:17,748 - What are you gonna do? - I'm just gonna hang out for a bit. 386 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:20,483 - Maybe go for a spin. - You're drinking! 387 00:19:20,629 --> 00:19:21,793 It's one beer. 388 00:19:21,923 --> 00:19:23,454 All right, don't drive, please. 389 00:19:23,489 --> 00:19:26,456 Okay, thanks, ma. You know what? If you're so concerned, 390 00:19:26,491 --> 00:19:28,692 Why don't you take a break from the dating pool and come hang out with me? 391 00:19:28,727 --> 00:19:31,150 - It's not a date. - Oh no, that's right. 392 00:19:31,185 --> 00:19:33,085 Have fun at your "meeting." 393 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:36,797 Actually, vince, i didn't have coffee with sloan today. 394 00:19:36,832 --> 00:19:38,247 - No? - No. A friend of hers 395 00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:40,717 Has a great house that she wants to sublet. 396 00:19:40,752 --> 00:19:42,989 Why? Sloan's got a great house, doesn't she? 397 00:19:43,024 --> 00:19:45,934 Yeah, well, it wouldn't be for her. She thought i might want it. 398 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,455 Oh-Ho! That's why you've been acting like a freak all day. 399 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,587 - I haven't been acting like a freak all day. - Yeah. 400 00:19:52,622 --> 00:19:55,528 Yeah, you have. If you want to get your own house, 401 00:19:55,563 --> 00:19:59,398 - Go ahead, get it. - You don't have an opinion about that at all? 402 00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:01,659 What opinion would i have? 403 00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:05,179 Oh, come on, vince! You know you don't like to be alone. 404 00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:07,509 - I don't like to be alone? - No! 405 00:20:07,544 --> 00:20:09,426 How would you know? You've never seen me alone. 406 00:20:09,461 --> 00:20:11,586 Because you're always with me because you can't be alone. 407 00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:14,471 - Have you ever lived by yourself? - Have you? 408 00:20:14,899 --> 00:20:17,099 And the guest house doesn't count. 409 00:20:17,548 --> 00:20:18,825 Exactly! 410 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,024 Besides, i got turtle. 411 00:20:21,059 --> 00:20:23,407 Rarely. I mean, he's usually at jamie's. 412 00:20:23,442 --> 00:20:25,962 Do you want to get your own place or what? 413 00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:28,443 Well, yeah, i'd kinda like to have a little privacy, 414 00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:31,438 Not have the peanut gallery commenting on everything that i do. 415 00:20:31,518 --> 00:20:34,241 Maybe you want to impress sloan a little bit with your independence? 416 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,876 - It's not about sloan. - Maybe a little. 417 00:20:38,117 --> 00:20:40,383 Come on. Get your place, e. I'll be fine. 418 00:20:40,418 --> 00:20:42,826 - Don't worry about me. - Are you sure? 419 00:20:42,861 --> 00:20:45,217 - Positive. - All right, i'll see you later. 420 00:20:45,252 --> 00:20:47,896 - See ya. - You know what, actually- 421 00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:50,927 Sloan's friend is really hot if you want to roll with. 422 00:20:50,962 --> 00:20:51,962 Yeah? 423 00:20:52,828 --> 00:20:54,503 - I could do that. - Yeah. 424 00:20:54,577 --> 00:20:56,401 We'll want to take two cars just in case. 425 00:20:56,411 --> 00:20:59,354 - In case what? In case you close? - No, just in case you close. 426 00:21:44,279 --> 00:21:46,703 To little league, growing up and moving out on his own. 427 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,816 - Thank you. Finally! - Sloan: cheers. 428 00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:51,692 Oaso, vince, are you going to blame me when you're feeling all sad and lonely? 429 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:56,177 Why doesn't anybody think he'll be sad? I'm really much more fun to be around. 430 00:21:56,203 --> 00:21:59,553 All right, you know what? I'm usually not this pathetic, 431 00:21:59,724 --> 00:22:02,378 But since you took e, i'm gonna have to take amy. 432 00:22:02,413 --> 00:22:05,387 - Interesting. - Oh really? I am moving away for a year, 433 00:22:05,422 --> 00:22:08,827 And i'm not that interested in having a one-Night fling with a movie star. 434 00:22:09,268 --> 00:22:10,518 Ouch! 435 00:22:10,726 --> 00:22:12,333 Wow. 436 00:22:12,412 --> 00:22:15,417 I'm just getting rejected by everyone tonight, huh? 437 00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,928 That's one thing i missed about not having a license- 438 00:22:26,963 --> 00:22:29,370 I don't think i've ever fucked in a car. 439 00:22:29,405 --> 00:22:32,393 I'm glad i could be your first ride. 440 00:22:51,822 --> 00:22:54,165 You're a cruel man, ari gold. 441 00:22:54,595 --> 00:22:58,039 You asked me for an answer by day's end. I don't have an answer; i have a proposition. 442 00:22:58,074 --> 00:23:01,009 And if you don't like it, you can wander off into the cold harsh 443 00:23:01,044 --> 00:23:03,614 - Unforgiving world without me. - What is it? 444 00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:05,376 100 days. 445 00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:08,369 You survive, you'll have your promotion. 446 00:23:08,404 --> 00:23:11,003 What is this, a hazing? This is why i didn't join a frat. 447 00:23:11,038 --> 00:23:12,696 - What frat would have you? - Ari- 448 00:23:12,731 --> 00:23:13,815 Lloyd! 449 00:23:14,415 --> 00:23:18,439 100 days, you do everything that i say, 450 00:23:18,806 --> 00:23:20,482 - Or you don't. - Fine. 451 00:23:20,687 --> 00:23:23,193 You drop 15 lbs. 452 00:23:23,648 --> 00:23:26,283 - You want me to drop 15 lbs? - I'm asking that for tom. 453 00:23:26,318 --> 00:23:28,918 What i want will be much harder. Now go. 454 00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:32,358 I'm gonna make it through this, ari gold. 455 00:23:32,368 --> 00:23:36,957 It'll be worse than when you had your anal cherry popped, but, hey, you just might. 456 00:23:44,203 --> 00:23:45,765 It's true. 457 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,930 Oh, that was fun. Thank you. 458 00:23:49,318 --> 00:23:51,139 - You're not gonna invite me in? - No. 459 00:23:51,174 --> 00:23:53,106 - E, you're dating. 460 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:54,892 - So are you! - Exactly. 461 00:23:55,338 --> 00:23:58,145 Look, i thought the whole reason you were pushing me into this place-G. 462 00:23:58,180 --> 00:24:00,381 Don't flatter yourself. 463 00:24:00,821 --> 00:24:01,821 Invite me in! 464 00:24:01,856 --> 00:24:03,734 E, you have girls-Ss. 465 00:24:03,983 --> 00:24:06,483 - That was a joke. - It was a good one. 466 00:24:08,223 --> 00:24:09,824 Good night, eric. 467 00:24:10,589 --> 00:24:11,989 Good night, sloan. 468 00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:16,496 Hope i don't get too lonely up in that house. 469 00:24:16,877 --> 00:24:19,027 Never lived alone before. 470 00:24:19,173 --> 00:24:22,571 I mean, i lived with my mom up until i lived with vince and the guys- 471 00:24:22,606 --> 00:24:25,289 - Oh, get a dog! - Oh, so cold. 472 00:24:28,032 --> 00:24:29,961 Okay. One drink. 473 00:24:30,724 --> 00:24:32,046 Nothing more. 474 00:24:32,415 --> 00:24:34,465 I'm serious. 475 00:24:35,001 --> 00:24:37,860 You didn't want to be vince's driver forever anyway, right? 476 00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:39,269 No, of course i didn't. 477 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:41,525 It's just that vince is blowing up so fast again 478 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,910 - I kinda got lost in what i'm doing. - Oh, what are you doing? 479 00:24:46,256 --> 00:24:47,962 I got a couple of ideas. 480 00:24:48,226 --> 00:24:49,513 Wh are they? 481 00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:51,398 No, not till they're ready, baby. 482 00:24:51,433 --> 00:24:54,136 - Oh, okay. Tell me. - No. Nice try. 483 00:24:57,338 --> 00:25:00,588 You know what? Just for that, i'm peeing right in the tub. 484 00:25:03,871 --> 00:25:05,566 Hey, johnny, we're running behind. 485 00:25:05,601 --> 00:25:07,801 Gonna be here all night. Sorry. 486 00:25:07,836 --> 00:25:10,634 Don't be! This is what i live for. 487 00:25:11,358 --> 00:25:13,108 Oh yeah, a little higher. 488 00:25:13,362 --> 00:25:15,673 Right there, right there. 489 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,865 Hello? Turtle! 490 00:25:42,046 --> 00:25:43,951 Hello, anyone home? 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net