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# I ain't screwin' around #
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# When I screw around with you #
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# I ain't screwin' around #
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# I'll do whatever I can do #
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# I won't let it drop #
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# Just because
it makes me squirm #
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# I'm never gonna stop #
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# Just because
you wriggle like a worm #
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# I am an idiot
That's true #
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# I am an idiot
It's true #
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# I am an idiot for you #
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# I don't mess around #
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# When I mess around with you #
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# I don't mess around #
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# I do whatever I must do #
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# 'Cause I can't take the chance #
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# It's always later than it seems #
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# I'll kick you in the pants#
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# And crack you back into the dream #
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# I am an idiot
That's true #
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# I am an idiot
It's true #
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# I am an idiot for you #
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# I am an idiot for you #
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# I am an idiot
That's true #
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# I am an idiot
It's true #
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# I am an idiot
for you #
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# I am an idiot
for you #
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# I am an idiot
That's true #
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# Are you
my idiot, too? #
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# I'm a fool for you
I'm a fool for you #
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# I'm a fool for you #
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# I'm a fool for you
I'm a fool for you #
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# I'm a fool for you #
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Dude, you gotta hear this.
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Meat sticks.
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Huh?
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You want anything?
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What are you having? Pops?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, whip me up a bowl.
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Ooh, uh, sprinkle some, uh,
Cap'n Crunch on top.
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Man, what's up?
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Dude, pulled another all-nighter.
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My blood sugar's all...
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Miss Lucille,
don't you look lovely today.
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Is that for me?
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Hey, hey, come on.
Wait for the milk. Come on.
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Neal.
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Hey, man. Uh, dude,
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I-I can't find any spoons.
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Right here, Willie.
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Oh, fantastic.
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- Oh, dude, that's nasty.
- Hey.
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Neal.
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Bruce.
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I have Jets and Wackies. Interested?
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It's a... definite no on the Jets.
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A definite yes on the Wackies.
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These have banana-flavored bits.
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They're the only people that do that.
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9.04.
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Okay, nine even.
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But you still owe me $26. 12
on the Donkey Kong Flakes
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- and the Honeycomb Doorbell, remember?
- Yeah.
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- Did you hear about the Cheerio on eBay?
- No.
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Some kind of Cheerio in their box
approximately the size of a doughnut.
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Hard to tell at low-res whether
it's smooth like an actual Cheerio,
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or whether it's several
smaller ones melted together.
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Probably a two-chip camera.
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Anyway,
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I got a bid in, so...
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fingers crossed.
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Yeah, you keep me posted on that.
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Originally, it was Cheery Oats,
but they changed it.
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General Mills, 1945.
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So you've told me.
So what are you having?
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Hey, Mr. Tom.
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- Is that a new one?
- Australian bush hat.
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I just got it.
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Had to have my shoe guy
add the chinstrap.
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That's a righteous lid.
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I do get lots of comments on it.
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Yeah, I'll bet you do.
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Thank you.
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All right.
Made up your mind?
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I think I will have the one that sports
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the longest-lasting characters
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to ever represent a Kellogg's product.
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Impressive.
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I didn't think you'd know.
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It scares me that I do.
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Do you have anything
with the Mardi Gras beads on them?
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You know, with the purple
and the gold?
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Um, yeah.
There's a nice assortment
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of lovely, meaningless crap
across the street.
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I suggest the shellacked
baby alligator heads.
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Why do the tourists
even come here?
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Don't they know that Florida
was created specifically for them?
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I should just go back to
making some straight tie-dye.
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At least I sold a few of those.
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But they're just
so horribly decorative.
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- How are ya?
- Good.
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Great. So, uh,
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this is like a, uh...
like a cereal bar, or...
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- Yeah.
- Cool. Cool idea.
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Cool, cool, cool.
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Um, what's the most popular?
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Uh, in here,
it's anything cocoa.
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We get a lot
of stoners in here.
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I think, nationally,
it's Corn Flakes.
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Correct. Corn Flakes.
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The first and still the favorite.
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Corn Flakes wasn't first, man.
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- First mass-produced.
- Oh.
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Okay. All right.
Mass-produced. Uh-huh.
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You know that's what I meant.
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So, uh, what was the first?
Like, Wheaties or something?
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Like no.
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Wheaties is 1924.
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The first cereal
was Kellogg brothers.
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Took a bunch of wheat
and mashed it up.
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Made, like, a giant flake
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which you could break up
into little smaller flakes.
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Cereal was health food then.
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The whole thing was started
by these radical
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religious, health-freak nuts
up in Battle Creek.
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Disciples of this, uh,
Christian Science chick.
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Mary Baker Eddy.
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Yeah. Isn't that a trip, man?
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Cereal as religion?
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It's like we're in church right now.
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C.W. Post wasn't
a health nut or insightful.
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He was a failed inventor
and a snake oil salesman.
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He was a dick.
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He built a factory right across
the street from the Kellogg brothers.
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They would riot in the streets,
man, over cereal.
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Actually the riots to which you refer
happened over a softball game.
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All right.
This place is great.
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It's completely cross-demographic.
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- Everybody loves cereal, right?
- Yeah.
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Eight essential vitamins and
all part of a balanced breakfast.
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Stuart Zeringue.
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Neal Downs.
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Neal. Pleasure.
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What can I get you?
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Um...
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I don't know.
What is that?
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- Yeah.
- That is Quake.
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Used to be Quisp's rival
in the commercials.
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- Quisp's. Yeah, yeah.
- It's discontinued.
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- They don't make this anymore.
- So, how do you still get it?
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Huh.
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Um, so are you...
are you the owner here?
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No. The manager.
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The owner's the guy
in his jammies over there.
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Oh. Hello.
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Uh...
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Do you, uh...
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Do you know if he's ever
thought about franchising?
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What? What? What?
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No. Look, the franchise model
is very simple
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and very low risk to the franchisee,
you know what I mean?
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You guys have already done
the hardest part.
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But now you just have to get,
you know, like, 50 other people
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to do what you guys have
already figured out how to do,
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then you implement
some economies of scale,
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and then you just make,
like, a bunch of money.
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Yeah. That sounds great, man.
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We could, um, put them in
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shopping malls and gas stations,
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and call small ones "grande,"
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and come up with precious
Latin names for the cereal.
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We could be titans of industry!
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That's why nobody likes us, man,
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'cause everything in America
has to be franchised
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and standardized and "cerealized"
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till it becomes totally
fuckin' homogenized.
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We're capitalists,
and that's how we capitalize.
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I mean, look, you are practicing
capitalism right now...
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right this... second.
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Keep the change.
Do you see how...
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Look, all I'm trying
to say is,
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someone is gonna capitalize
on this great idea.
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Why shouldn't
that someone be you?
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Because it would strangle him.
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You can create
or you can accumulate,
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but you can't nurture
your soul
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and babysit a big pile of money
at the same time.
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You could open a thousand stores
and make a billion dollars,
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and you know what you'd be
at the end of the day?
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A businessman.
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Right. I mean,
what's wrong with that?
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Look, l-l-l...
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I am totally spaced.
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What is... the fourth... charm?
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Hearts, moons, stars...
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and...
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Clover... Clovers.
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Clover! Yeah!
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Green clover!
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Thank you.
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They put these new ones in.
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Completely messed me up.
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Yeah, it gets a little hazy.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I guess you can just
keep doing this...
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what you're doing now...
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until you become... that.
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Wait.
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This is...
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- Excuse me.
- Enjoy.
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I need you to be done here.
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- Willie!
- What?
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I'm done here.
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Yeah. Okay.
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- What do you wanna do?
- Hold hands.
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All right!
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# Run along #
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# Run a long way
to find the one #
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# Find the one
who could turn you on #
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# Underneath cloudless sun #
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# Can't you see #
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# If I could be anything
I want to be #
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# I would be you, see
Can't you see #
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# If I could be anything #
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Thanks for your applause.
Thank you.
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Feels like it took forever
to finally get our CD.
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Finally finished it.
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So if you want one,
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go talk to Jay
at the back door.
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Thanks. Good night.
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Neal! Neal!
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What is up your heinie?
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Those guys started making
that CD way after I did.
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You know, I just... I can't...
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I can't just rush it and churn out
some lame-ass shit, you know?
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I mean, if my stuff ain't great,
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if it ain't fuckin' incendiary, you know,
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then I'm just another chump
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with a PowerBook and a microphone
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making a CD, you know?
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It's so VH1,
it makes my ass clench.
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Well, maybe being incendiary
takes more than spare minutes.
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What you need to do
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is take a week off
Cerealville and finish.
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I can't just take a week off.
It's my job.
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You know, the means
by which I live?
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Why don't you live off some of
that cash you've been hoarding?
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No, that's for pressing
and printing and jewel boxes.
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If I don't have that money,
I don't have a release.
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I can't.
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I quit my job today.
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- You what?
- I didn't tell you?
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No! You gave up your stall.
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Oh, okay. Great.
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So, what, are you
gonna go back to
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living on Decatur Street
257
00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:43,321
with the fuckin' gutter punks?
258
00:15:43,391 --> 00:15:46,792
No. I have an idea.
Hire me at Flakes.
259
00:15:46,861 --> 00:15:48,522
What?
260
00:15:48,596 --> 00:15:51,463
That way, you can get your week
and finish your CD,
261
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,195
and I can get some extra cash
until I figure out my next move.
262
00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:55,702
It's a great idea.
263
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:57,795
No, it's not a great idea.
It's a fucked idea.
264
00:15:59,107 --> 00:16:00,938
You can't work at Flakes.
No way.
265
00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:12,042
Hey. It would be a total
conflict of interest.
266
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,213
- Why?
- How would I boss you around?
267
00:16:14,289 --> 00:16:16,951
How do we say you aren't getting
special treatment 'cause you fuck the boss?
268
00:16:17,025 --> 00:16:19,789
Well, if that's the problem, then ha-ha.
269
00:16:19,861 --> 00:16:22,125
That's not the point, okay?
The point is...
270
00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:24,097
The point is that
the road to hell starts,
271
00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:25,632
okay, with one little tiny step,
272
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,565
'cause you got a fuckin'
cash flow problem.
273
00:16:27,635 --> 00:16:30,729
I won't let you do it.
I won't make you a whore.
274
00:16:30,805 --> 00:16:32,466
A whore?
275
00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:35,642
Jesus, Neal. Come on.
276
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:37,575
Well, actually,
that might be a good idea.
277
00:16:37,645 --> 00:16:39,977
Maybe I should do a little whoring.
It'd be fun.
278
00:16:40,048 --> 00:16:44,041
- Gotta let me watch.
- I'll make you watch.
279
00:16:44,119 --> 00:16:46,417
- You know I'm right.
- Oh, that's it. You're right.
280
00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:49,082
When you're 70, and you've
finally finished your CD,
281
00:16:49,157 --> 00:16:51,489
you can come and visit me
in my cardboard box.
282
00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:53,493
I'm gonna finish my CD, okay?
283
00:16:53,561 --> 00:16:57,622
And you are not gonna sleep
in a cardboard box...
284
00:16:57,699 --> 00:16:59,633
'cause you haven't heard
my great idea.
285
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:01,464
Move in with me.
286
00:17:01,536 --> 00:17:05,199
Move in with you?
Are you crazy?
287
00:17:05,273 --> 00:17:07,571
You don't move in together
out of pity, Neal!
288
00:17:07,642 --> 00:17:09,473
It's not out of pity.
I'm trying to make you happy.
289
00:17:09,544 --> 00:17:12,206
And that's gonna make me happy?
Moving in with you?
290
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,374
- Well, it'll make me happy.
- Well, fine, then.
291
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:17,008
Okay, wait a minute.
292
00:17:17,085 --> 00:17:18,552
When you say,
"Fine, then," does that mean
293
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,178
"Fine, then, end of discussion,"
294
00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:22,086
or "Fine, then, I'll move in
with you, you idiot"?
295
00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:24,352
What do you think?
296
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,498
Oh, look in the suitcase.
297
00:17:34,569 --> 00:17:37,094
I made us
a living-in-sin present.
298
00:17:40,909 --> 00:17:43,605
Oh, wow!
299
00:17:43,678 --> 00:17:45,612
You painted these?
These are amazing.
300
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,011
Mm-hmm.
301
00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:58,188
There.
302
00:17:58,259 --> 00:18:00,921
All shacked up
like naughty Catholics.
303
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,363
Mmm.
304
00:18:06,801 --> 00:18:08,496
Almost.
305
00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:15,707
What's that for?
306
00:18:15,777 --> 00:18:17,642
This.
307
00:18:17,712 --> 00:18:21,045
Why, Mr. Downs, that would
leave me in my altogethers.
308
00:18:21,115 --> 00:18:23,242
That's the idea, Miss Katz.
309
00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:37,295
Airstream.
310
00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:40,300
- But it has to be a shiny one.
- Mm-hmm.
311
00:18:40,368 --> 00:18:43,030
- Not dull gray, shiny.
- Yeah.
312
00:18:43,104 --> 00:18:46,301
And we'll pull it with...
with one of those
313
00:18:46,374 --> 00:18:49,434
enormous, old
Eldorado convertibles.
314
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,979
- Yeah.
- And we'll wear those helmets
315
00:18:52,046 --> 00:18:53,980
with the walkie-talkies in them.
316
00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:56,073
- Steer horns on the Caddy.
- A must.
317
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:59,085
- Yeah.
- And we'll park in Good Sam campgrounds
318
00:18:59,153 --> 00:19:01,280
and Wal-Mart parking lots,
319
00:19:01,356 --> 00:19:03,085
and we'll keep
the old people awake
320
00:19:03,157 --> 00:19:05,717
with the rock music,
321
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:07,658
which we'll have boatloads of,
322
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,095
because we'll use
our AARP discounts
323
00:19:10,164 --> 00:19:12,689
to buy as many records as we want.
324
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:15,497
Nothing but CDs and subwoofers
in the trunk of the Caddy.
325
00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,128
Mm-hmm.
326
00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:19,196
And no one will suspect
327
00:19:19,274 --> 00:19:22,437
that the two old farts
in the antique Airstream
328
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:24,705
are the famous Mr. Neal Downs,
329
00:19:24,779 --> 00:19:26,576
rock and roll cult leader,
330
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,616
and the hypnotic
331
00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:32,278
Miss Pussy Katz, art legend.
332
00:19:32,353 --> 00:19:35,720
Incestuous twins
of different mothers.
333
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:44,195
What could be new
about eating?
334
00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:46,495
I don't know.
Maybe it's a new diet thing.
335
00:19:46,568 --> 00:19:48,433
Put it in your ass
and digest it backwards.
336
00:19:48,503 --> 00:19:50,494
It'd be hard to eat an apple.
337
00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:55,298
- A shish kebab?
- Oh, God!
338
00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:56,866
Soup would take a long time.
339
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,606
Yeah, soup would
take a long time.
340
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,773
- Sushi'd be fun.
- Yeah.
341
00:20:03,384 --> 00:20:05,944
What are you doing, man?
342
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:07,385
Handles.
343
00:20:07,455 --> 00:20:09,582
Got a gig with
the High-steppers tonight.
344
00:20:09,657 --> 00:20:11,955
- Must have grippage.
- High-steppers?
345
00:20:12,026 --> 00:20:14,392
Man, how do you play
that brass band shit?
346
00:20:14,462 --> 00:20:16,726
- I play it all, Homer.
- Gentlemen,
347
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,163
behold.
348
00:20:18,232 --> 00:20:21,998
I bring tidings... of great joy.
349
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,594
Bloody hell.
350
00:20:24,739 --> 00:20:27,970
A box of cereal?
In here?
351
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:31,273
No, no, no, no.
This is not cereal.
352
00:20:31,346 --> 00:20:33,644
This is Saturday mornings
watching DangerMouse,
353
00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:35,580
eating Cool Whip out of a tub.
354
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,515
What was that...
What was that jingle?
355
00:20:37,585 --> 00:20:39,519
# We are the Freakies
We are the Freakies #
356
00:20:39,587 --> 00:20:41,384
# This is a Freaky tree #
357
00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:44,619
# We never miss a meal
'cause we love our cereal #
358
00:20:44,692 --> 00:20:46,182
- Right on!
- I want it. How much?
359
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,693
- Thirty.
- Deal.
360
00:20:47,762 --> 00:20:49,821
Thirty bucks for old cereal?
361
00:20:49,897 --> 00:20:51,228
Come on.
362
00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:53,199
There's people who would pay
30 grand for what's in this box.
363
00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:55,428
Yeah, some very stupid people.
364
00:20:55,503 --> 00:20:56,936
For childhood in a box?
365
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,940
Whose childhood? Were you even born
when they made those things?
366
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,600
Put them on your account?
367
00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:03,200
I wasn't around for
the Velvet Underground, either,
368
00:21:03,277 --> 00:21:05,541
but I sure as shit
know who they are.
369
00:21:05,613 --> 00:21:07,274
Well, let's pop
them open, Goober.
370
00:21:07,348 --> 00:21:09,282
Nope. Emergency stash.
371
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,375
Hey.
372
00:21:11,452 --> 00:21:12,749
Remember me?
373
00:21:14,222 --> 00:21:16,520
Called me Strawberry.
374
00:21:17,558 --> 00:21:19,924
Yeah. Hi.
375
00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:25,597
You, uh...
You lent me this.
376
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:27,567
Oh, yeah.
Uh, what'd you think?
377
00:21:27,635 --> 00:21:29,500
Oh, my God.
It totally shook me.
378
00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:31,401
Yeah, it's some sick,
amazing shit, right?
379
00:21:32,907 --> 00:21:34,738
Oh, he's a fucking genius.
380
00:21:34,809 --> 00:21:37,369
I, like, made MP3s
for everyone I know.
381
00:21:37,445 --> 00:21:40,107
Whoa. You made MP3s?
382
00:21:40,181 --> 00:21:42,115
You robbed Gil Scott-Heron?
383
00:21:42,183 --> 00:21:45,914
I-I-I just thought...
384
00:21:45,987 --> 00:21:47,682
I know what you just thought.
Here's what I just think.
385
00:21:47,755 --> 00:21:49,279
Go out there and buy
20 copies of his records
386
00:21:49,357 --> 00:21:50,722
so his kids get
their fucking money.
387
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,259
Don't you think a black artist
in the '70s
388
00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:53,953
didn't get ripped off
enough by his label?
389
00:21:54,028 --> 00:21:55,359
Yeah. Yeah, 'cause as musicians,
390
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:57,193
we gotta be thinking
about that kind of shit,
391
00:21:57,265 --> 00:21:59,529
'cause one day in the future...
392
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,194
or some of us, the very distant future...
393
00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:05,034
we're gonna be, like, living
off of royalties and shit.
394
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:07,233
Um, actually, for Neal,
395
00:22:07,308 --> 00:22:09,003
it's gonna be
in the very near future,
396
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,806
'cause he's gonna finish
his CD in a week.
397
00:22:10,878 --> 00:22:14,006
One week from today.
It's gonna be incendiary.
398
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:16,277
No, shit? A week?
Well, how come...
399
00:22:16,350 --> 00:22:17,942
Who's playing drums
on it, dude?
400
00:22:18,019 --> 00:22:20,487
- Dude, why didn't you...
- All right, all right, all right.
401
00:22:20,555 --> 00:22:22,819
You'll keep this low until
I get a chance to tell Willie,
402
00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:24,915
but I think I'm gonna
take a week off and...
403
00:22:24,992 --> 00:22:27,756
Hey, something's happening across
the street that's blowing my mind.
404
00:22:41,309 --> 00:22:44,938
That's not a new concept.
405
00:22:45,012 --> 00:22:47,242
Aw, hell, no,
that's not a new concept.
406
00:22:47,315 --> 00:22:49,840
It's a stolen concept.
407
00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:52,283
Who the fuck would...
408
00:22:52,353 --> 00:22:53,945
- No way.
- What?
409
00:22:54,021 --> 00:22:54,988
No way.
410
00:22:55,056 --> 00:22:56,648
That's the banana Republican.
411
00:22:56,724 --> 00:22:58,658
It's the guy that was
asking me all the questions.
412
00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:04,762
He was pumping me
for information the whole time.
413
00:23:04,832 --> 00:23:06,299
Probably already had
a lease on the building.
414
00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:09,734
Well, isn't Flakes, like,
patent pending or something?
415
00:23:09,804 --> 00:23:11,863
Willie should sue
the shit out of that guy.
416
00:23:11,939 --> 00:23:13,372
Nah.
417
00:23:13,441 --> 00:23:16,171
That asshole ain't gonna make us
soil ourselves with lawyers.
418
00:23:16,244 --> 00:23:18,178
Come on.
419
00:23:18,246 --> 00:23:21,147
Oh, come on.
We have to.
420
00:23:57,785 --> 00:24:00,253
Welcome to New Original Flakes.
Can I help you guys?
421
00:24:00,321 --> 00:24:03,757
Yeah, you can, actually,
uh, Stuart.
422
00:24:03,825 --> 00:24:06,316
My friends and I
are in the mood for some cereal.
423
00:24:06,394 --> 00:24:08,453
Perhaps something vintage. Um...
424
00:24:10,131 --> 00:24:12,463
You have any Fruit Brute?
425
00:24:14,068 --> 00:24:15,501
Um...
426
00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:18,505
It's one of the discontinued
monster cereals.
427
00:24:18,573 --> 00:24:21,701
Um, I've got Boo Berry.
428
00:24:21,776 --> 00:24:24,745
Do you now?
So does Winn-Dixie.
429
00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:32,648
I've also got a box of...
Yummy Mummy.
430
00:24:35,623 --> 00:24:37,022
No, thanks.
431
00:24:37,091 --> 00:24:39,685
Yummy Mummy is the lesser
of the monster cereals.
432
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,228
No, I think
I'm more in the mood
433
00:24:42,296 --> 00:24:44,161
for a bowl of, uh, Alpen.
434
00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:46,860
- That's, uh, muesli from Can...
- Canada.
435
00:24:46,934 --> 00:24:48,799
Swiss style.
436
00:24:49,904 --> 00:24:52,372
Large, medium or small?
437
00:24:53,574 --> 00:24:55,565
Grande.
438
00:25:28,242 --> 00:25:30,107
I'll tell you what.
439
00:25:30,177 --> 00:25:32,805
Since we're neighbors,
first bowl's on the house.
440
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,848
Aw.
441
00:25:37,084 --> 00:25:40,076
Does that include the extra milk?
442
00:26:02,610 --> 00:26:04,908
He's a chump!
443
00:26:04,979 --> 00:26:08,779
Skim milk, dude.
Blue milk and a plastic spoon?
444
00:26:08,849 --> 00:26:11,317
Looks nice, though, man.
Like all clean and shit.
445
00:26:11,385 --> 00:26:13,444
Ah, you got nothing to worry
about, man. He's a pinhead.
446
00:26:13,521 --> 00:26:14,783
He's gonna be eating our dust.
447
00:26:14,855 --> 00:26:16,186
No, man, he'll take the tourists.
448
00:26:16,257 --> 00:26:18,316
They don't tip anyway.
Can't touch Flakes.
449
00:26:18,392 --> 00:26:20,519
Not our people.
No fucking way.
450
00:26:20,594 --> 00:26:22,653
They did have
that Yummy Mummy stuff.
451
00:26:22,730 --> 00:26:26,131
It's C.W. Post, man.
452
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,998
- It's Battle Creek all over again!
- Don't freak out, Willie.
453
00:26:29,070 --> 00:26:30,264
Don't freak.
Look, listen to me.
454
00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:32,670
This guy is gonna be belly-up
in a few days.
455
00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:36,267
Post is what divided
the Kellogg brothers, man!
456
00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:37,834
Little Kellogg took over,
457
00:26:37,912 --> 00:26:38,844
sold out,
458
00:26:38,913 --> 00:26:40,210
totally screwed big Kellogg!
459
00:26:40,281 --> 00:26:42,010
They never reconciled!
460
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:45,484
- Utopia? Hah! Gone!
- Hey, we're not the Kellogg brothers.
461
00:26:45,553 --> 00:26:47,418
- Riots!
- We're not the Kellogg brothers, okay?
462
00:26:47,488 --> 00:26:49,956
Look, this guy's a loser.
Come on. What does he got?
463
00:26:50,024 --> 00:26:52,686
Some, uh, Windex and a bunch
of hard chairs that match.
464
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,526
Woo-fuckin'-hoo.
He's a joke.
465
00:26:56,597 --> 00:26:58,462
Come on. Who...
466
00:26:58,532 --> 00:27:00,796
Who's the Captain of Crunch?
467
00:27:00,868 --> 00:27:02,392
Huh? Come on.
468
00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:04,700
Who's the Champion of Breakfasts?
469
00:27:04,772 --> 00:27:06,637
I wanna...
I wanna hear you say it.
470
00:27:06,707 --> 00:27:08,140
Moi.
471
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,939
Willie B. Come on.
Come on.
472
00:27:11,012 --> 00:27:12,912
I'll whip you up
an all-frosted blend.
473
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,544
Why not? It's Just a week.
474
00:27:15,616 --> 00:27:17,880
Because Ye Old Phony
475
00:27:17,952 --> 00:27:19,442
Original Flakes Rip-off Shop
476
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,987
has got Willie very freaked out.
477
00:27:21,055 --> 00:27:22,647
I'm not just gonna abandon the guy.
478
00:27:22,723 --> 00:27:24,486
I think that'd be a little bit selfish.
479
00:27:24,558 --> 00:27:27,322
Taking care of yourself isn't selfish.
480
00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:28,760
I'm gonna do it, okay?
481
00:27:28,829 --> 00:27:30,888
It's just not the right week.
482
00:27:30,965 --> 00:27:32,660
So make it the right week.
483
00:27:32,733 --> 00:27:34,132
Hire me.
484
00:27:34,201 --> 00:27:35,896
Look, it's not
a conflict of interest
485
00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:37,562
if you're not there.
486
00:27:37,638 --> 00:27:38,935
You don't even have to pay me.
487
00:27:39,006 --> 00:27:41,372
I'll just babysit the hippy man
488
00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:42,875
while you do your work...
489
00:27:42,943 --> 00:27:45,002
you know, your real work.
490
00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:48,571
I'm sure I can figure out
how to fix cereal.
491
00:27:48,649 --> 00:27:51,049
Is it that you can't hear me?
492
00:27:51,118 --> 00:27:52,881
No, I hear you.
493
00:27:52,953 --> 00:27:53,920
You're scared.
494
00:27:53,988 --> 00:27:54,955
Scared it'll suck.
495
00:27:55,022 --> 00:27:56,182
Scared it'll be great.
496
00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:58,725
Look, I know scared.
497
00:27:58,793 --> 00:28:00,351
I'm scared all the time.
498
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:02,362
And right now, I'm scared
499
00:28:02,396 --> 00:28:04,364
you're a cereal guy
doing a little music
500
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:08,198
instead of a musician
working in a cereal bar.
501
00:28:10,304 --> 00:28:12,295
A cereal guy?
502
00:28:13,574 --> 00:28:15,974
Thanks for that, baby.
503
00:28:16,043 --> 00:28:18,307
Thanks for the love and support.
504
00:28:22,216 --> 00:28:24,707
It is love.
505
00:29:04,725 --> 00:29:06,659
Nice one, Tom.
Sherlock Holmes.
506
00:29:06,727 --> 00:29:08,922
It's a deer slayer.
I had to order it.
507
00:29:08,996 --> 00:29:10,861
- You ever slay any deer?
- Nope.
508
00:29:10,931 --> 00:29:13,331
You got the proper headgear for it.
509
00:29:17,138 --> 00:29:19,072
Miss Lucille,
how the fuck are you?
510
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:21,005
Don't you be trash-mouthing me, little man.
511
00:29:21,075 --> 00:29:23,839
- I'll fuck you up.
- How about trying something new today?
512
00:29:23,911 --> 00:29:26,675
Some Apple Jacks or Honeycombs...
the one-inch?
513
00:29:26,747 --> 00:29:28,612
Just give me my cereal,
you little cracker.
514
00:29:28,682 --> 00:29:30,547
Don't make me go across
the street on your ass.
515
00:29:30,618 --> 00:29:32,279
Don't do that.
I'd break off our engagement.
516
00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:34,184
They're giving cereal away
over there,
517
00:29:34,255 --> 00:29:35,688
but I ain't like that.
518
00:29:35,756 --> 00:29:38,748
Now fix me my cereal,
you little motherfucker.
519
00:29:38,826 --> 00:29:40,691
Miss Lucille's
special concoction...
520
00:29:40,761 --> 00:29:42,626
Cocoa Puffs,
Cocoa Krispies,
521
00:29:42,696 --> 00:29:45,164
chocolate chips
and chocolate milk.
522
00:29:45,232 --> 00:29:46,995
Mmm!
523
00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:48,932
One Soul Power Special.
524
00:29:49,003 --> 00:29:52,769
Now, before I started eating this,
I was white as your ass.
525
00:29:53,774 --> 00:29:56,902
Hey, why is that
phony Flakes guy
526
00:29:56,977 --> 00:29:59,275
hanging up flags?
527
00:29:59,346 --> 00:30:01,610
Looks like
a used car place.
528
00:30:03,417 --> 00:30:06,318
Oh, dang, he is desperate.
529
00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:08,753
He's gonna have
the Cheese Rock 104 van any minute
530
00:30:08,822 --> 00:30:10,949
giving out free hot dogs and Cokes.
531
00:30:11,025 --> 00:30:13,687
Yeah, man.
Hot dogs and shit.
532
00:30:13,761 --> 00:30:15,626
I told you he'd tank.
I told you.
533
00:30:15,696 --> 00:30:17,561
Yeah, we kicked his dick
in the dirt!
534
00:30:17,631 --> 00:30:19,826
Yeah! We beat somebody
at something!
535
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:21,765
We're gonna be here forever!
536
00:30:21,835 --> 00:30:23,826
- We're like cockroaches!
- Whoo!
537
00:30:23,904 --> 00:30:27,635
- Flakes forever, man!
- Flakes forever!
538
00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:29,869
Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!
539
00:30:29,944 --> 00:30:32,003
Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!
540
00:30:32,079 --> 00:30:34,274
Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!
541
00:30:34,348 --> 00:30:37,044
Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!
542
00:30:37,117 --> 00:30:40,143
- Whoo!
- Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!
543
00:30:40,221 --> 00:30:43,679
Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!
544
00:30:43,757 --> 00:30:46,021
Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!
545
00:30:46,093 --> 00:30:48,186
- Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes!
- Neal!
546
00:30:48,262 --> 00:30:50,355
- Flakes! Flakes!
- Neal!
547
00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:53,298
Flakes. Flakes. Flakes. Flakes.
548
00:30:53,367 --> 00:30:56,029
Look, this is nonsense.
Take care of yourself.
549
00:30:56,103 --> 00:30:57,434
Willie's happy,
550
00:30:57,504 --> 00:30:59,836
so hire me and go do
your week, okay?
551
00:30:59,907 --> 00:31:03,206
Whatever it was that was
sufficient to get us to this place
552
00:31:03,277 --> 00:31:05,643
is insufficient
to get us to the next place.
553
00:31:05,713 --> 00:31:07,806
I got that from a fortune cookie,
and it's true.
554
00:31:07,881 --> 00:31:10,543
You have to leave this place
to get to the next place.
555
00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:12,518
So hire me and do your week.
556
00:31:13,954 --> 00:31:17,185
- Can we talk about this another time?
- No, Neal. Come on.
557
00:31:17,258 --> 00:31:19,488
This is ridiculous.
558
00:31:21,128 --> 00:31:23,358
Okay.
559
00:31:23,430 --> 00:31:25,660
- You gotta promise me one thing.
- Yeah.
560
00:31:25,733 --> 00:31:27,667
No matter what happens
in our professional life,
561
00:31:27,735 --> 00:31:31,000
- Mm-hmm.
- it will not affect our private life.
562
00:31:31,071 --> 00:31:33,596
- Okay.
- Okay, that means if I boss you around,
563
00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,301
make you work late,
fire you, anything,
564
00:31:35,376 --> 00:31:37,241
- it's not going to affect our private life.
- Yeah.
565
00:31:37,311 --> 00:31:39,905
Yeah. That's easy. Yeah.
Okay. I promise.
566
00:31:39,980 --> 00:31:42,778
Okay. Then you're hired.
567
00:31:46,353 --> 00:31:48,651
Now you're fired.
568
00:31:52,893 --> 00:31:54,884
You promised.
569
00:32:57,725 --> 00:33:00,956
As soon as business picks up,
I'll be sure to give you a call.
570
00:33:01,028 --> 00:33:03,690
No, I can help you pick up
your business right now.
571
00:33:03,764 --> 00:33:06,358
See, I think I can help you
put Flakes out of business,
572
00:33:06,433 --> 00:33:08,264
and then you can make
all the money you want.
573
00:33:08,335 --> 00:33:09,700
You wanna put Flakes
out of business?
574
00:33:09,770 --> 00:33:11,704
I have to. Mercy killing.
575
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,637
You in?
576
00:33:13,707 --> 00:33:14,867
Did your boyfriend dump you?
577
00:33:14,942 --> 00:33:17,706
Is that really relevant
in a job interview?
578
00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:19,575
Right.
579
00:33:19,646 --> 00:33:21,170
Sorry.
580
00:33:21,248 --> 00:33:23,045
Look, I'm not a bad guy, you know?
581
00:33:23,117 --> 00:33:24,209
I just saw an opportunity here
582
00:33:24,284 --> 00:33:25,376
that wasn't being taken advantage of.
583
00:33:25,452 --> 00:33:26,714
Those guys are never
gonna do anything
584
00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:27,754
with that business.
585
00:33:27,821 --> 00:33:29,345
I never said
you were a bad guy.
586
00:33:29,423 --> 00:33:31,653
I said, I think I can help you.
587
00:33:31,725 --> 00:33:34,558
Okay, well... Look, thanks,
588
00:33:34,628 --> 00:33:36,152
but I think I'll be okay.
589
00:33:36,230 --> 00:33:37,891
It's a pretty simple business model.
590
00:33:37,965 --> 00:33:39,296
People like to eat cereal,
591
00:33:39,366 --> 00:33:41,231
and they like to be
in a place that's clean,
592
00:33:41,301 --> 00:33:43,769
and where the staff
doesn't yell at you.
593
00:33:43,837 --> 00:33:45,862
I just have to be patient
while they find me.
594
00:33:45,939 --> 00:33:48,339
Did you know that Willie's mom
left him that building?
595
00:33:48,409 --> 00:33:50,138
So he pays no rent.
596
00:33:50,210 --> 00:33:54,078
You... and I'm
just guessing here...
597
00:33:54,148 --> 00:33:56,582
have a... an investor
598
00:33:56,650 --> 00:33:58,083
who pays through the hoo-hoo
599
00:33:58,152 --> 00:34:01,417
for this very pricy locale.
600
00:34:01,488 --> 00:34:03,285
You might as well
just call them and tell them
601
00:34:03,357 --> 00:34:04,847
that you have no idea
what you're doing
602
00:34:04,925 --> 00:34:07,519
and that this is never
gonna work out.
603
00:34:07,594 --> 00:34:08,925
- Oh, no?
- No,
604
00:34:08,996 --> 00:34:11,794
because people don't go
to Flakes to eat cereal.
605
00:34:11,865 --> 00:34:13,526
They can do that at home.
606
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,727
They go there to be a part
of something cool,
607
00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:17,293
and they're never
gonna find that here,
608
00:34:17,371 --> 00:34:19,805
no matter
how patient you are.
609
00:34:23,343 --> 00:34:26,608
What do you think?
610
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,375
Oh.
611
00:34:28,449 --> 00:34:32,385
Uh, I think we better
use your real name.
612
00:34:33,387 --> 00:34:35,218
This is my real name.
613
00:34:37,858 --> 00:34:40,725
Then I think we better
make something up.
614
00:34:57,578 --> 00:34:59,170
Hey, hey, hey.
615
00:34:59,246 --> 00:35:01,180
- Initiation time.
- Great.
616
00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:13,353
What's she doing?
617
00:35:17,297 --> 00:35:20,027
Making me watch.
618
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:23,399
# I took my time #
619
00:35:23,470 --> 00:35:27,065
# And made a list #
620
00:35:27,140 --> 00:35:28,937
# Of all #
621
00:35:29,009 --> 00:35:30,977
# The things #
622
00:35:31,044 --> 00:35:33,410
# I hate #
623
00:35:34,781 --> 00:35:39,741
# You are one #
624
00:35:41,822 --> 00:35:47,226
# You are one #
625
00:35:56,670 --> 00:35:58,535
- Hey!
- Hey.
626
00:35:58,605 --> 00:36:01,438
- You been in your studio?
- Uh, yeah.
627
00:36:01,508 --> 00:36:04,306
That's great.
Oh, if you have anything
628
00:36:04,378 --> 00:36:07,040
that you'd like to play me,
I would love to hear it.
629
00:36:07,114 --> 00:36:09,139
When it's ready.
630
00:36:10,484 --> 00:36:12,349
Listen, about that "firing you" thing...
631
00:36:12,419 --> 00:36:15,013
Oh, it's fine.
I got another job.
632
00:36:15,088 --> 00:36:18,182
Is that a problem?
'Cause it's just a job.
633
00:36:18,258 --> 00:36:21,022
Just like you working at Flakes.
634
00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:53,282
Shit, you're eating them?
635
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,123
- Sing the song again.
- Mm-mm.
636
00:36:55,195 --> 00:36:57,390
Come on, man.
At least fix me up a bowl, then.
637
00:36:57,464 --> 00:36:59,523
- Mm-mm.
- Neal.
638
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,364
Neal, come here.
She's doing something.
639
00:37:02,402 --> 00:37:04,632
With plants.
640
00:37:04,705 --> 00:37:08,232
- It's temporary.
- Huh?
641
00:37:08,308 --> 00:37:10,936
Don't sound temporary
to me, Magoo.
642
00:37:11,011 --> 00:37:13,275
Come on, man.
Dose me up with some Freakies.
643
00:37:13,347 --> 00:37:14,837
Here.
644
00:37:15,949 --> 00:37:17,883
Eat this.
645
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:21,511
Grape cereal?
Oh, come on, man!
646
00:37:21,588 --> 00:37:24,751
Eat the grape shit if you want!
I need the Freakies!
647
00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:29,159
Oh, man.
648
00:37:29,229 --> 00:37:31,595
Neal, come here, man.
649
00:37:31,665 --> 00:37:33,098
What?
650
00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:36,567
Battle Creek, man. Riots.
651
00:37:44,144 --> 00:37:46,612
I think we need to back them up...
City regulations for...
652
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,614
Aw, shit.
653
00:37:48,682 --> 00:37:51,583
A smoking patio.
They're going for our stoners.
654
00:37:51,652 --> 00:37:54,120
See, now they can smoke
while they eat their cereal.
655
00:37:54,187 --> 00:37:57,486
Cool. It's cool. I like it.
I'll give you that. I just...
656
00:37:57,557 --> 00:38:01,721
I'm a little uncomfortable about
encouraging this kind of behavior, you know?
657
00:38:01,795 --> 00:38:04,764
Do you wanna be cool
or comfortable?
658
00:38:27,988 --> 00:38:29,979
# Well, the man
and his assistant #
659
00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:31,615
# Who's barely half his age #
660
00:38:31,692 --> 00:38:33,683
# There they got a little system #
661
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,455
# Where he locks her in a cage #
662
00:38:35,529 --> 00:38:37,724
# Pulls the drape around her #
663
00:38:37,798 --> 00:38:39,766
# He taps her with his wand #
664
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:43,098
# People sit and wonder
at that disappearing blonde #
665
00:38:43,170 --> 00:38:45,832
# Whoo-yeah #
666
00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:49,000
# She grabs her money quick #
667
00:38:50,610 --> 00:38:53,511
# Well, now they're leavin'
through the back door #
668
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:57,016
# But here comes the trick #
669
00:38:57,084 --> 00:39:01,111
# Well, here comes the trick #
670
00:39:01,188 --> 00:39:02,780
# All right #
671
00:39:34,087 --> 00:39:36,078
Wait a minute.
672
00:39:39,493 --> 00:39:41,154
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
673
00:39:41,228 --> 00:39:44,026
So come on in.
All right.
674
00:39:47,467 --> 00:39:48,661
Well, I changed my name,
675
00:39:48,735 --> 00:39:50,100
actually, on my 18th birthday.
676
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:51,865
It actually only takes
about two hours
677
00:39:51,938 --> 00:39:53,166
to change your name.
678
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,401
And I've been
Miss Pussy Katz ever since.
679
00:39:55,475 --> 00:39:56,567
Here you go.
680
00:39:59,646 --> 00:40:01,204
Miss Lucille, how are you?
681
00:40:01,281 --> 00:40:03,545
What you fools up to?
682
00:40:03,617 --> 00:40:06,484
Not too much. Something you might enjoy.
Why don't you take a seat?
683
00:40:06,553 --> 00:40:09,488
Oh, don't touch me, baby, unless
you gonna take it all the way.
684
00:40:09,556 --> 00:40:11,353
- One of these days, I just might.
- Oh!
685
00:40:11,424 --> 00:40:12,391
- Willie.
- Huh?
686
00:40:12,459 --> 00:40:14,324
Come here.
Front and center.
687
00:40:14,394 --> 00:40:16,589
Come on. Take a seat.
Seat of honor.
688
00:40:16,663 --> 00:40:17,755
Please, do me a favor.
689
00:40:17,831 --> 00:40:19,196
Trust Neal.
It's gonna be good.
690
00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:29,406
My dad always called me Kitty...
691
00:40:29,476 --> 00:40:30,443
Kitty Katz... so I said,
692
00:40:30,510 --> 00:40:32,000
"You wanna call me
some pet feline name,
693
00:40:32,078 --> 00:40:33,477
then call me Miss Pussy."
694
00:40:33,547 --> 00:40:35,481
You said that?
To your dad you said "pussy"?
695
00:40:35,549 --> 00:40:38,484
Yeah. Thanks.
696
00:40:38,552 --> 00:40:40,486
Strawberry, how you doin'?
697
00:40:40,554 --> 00:40:41,748
Take a seat. Join the party.
698
00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:52,790
Can I help you?
699
00:40:56,570 --> 00:41:00,563
"New Original Flakes cares about
New Orleans.
700
00:41:02,175 --> 00:41:04,973
"Present this coupon
for a free bowl of cereal.
701
00:41:05,045 --> 00:41:06,603
"Limit 10 per customer.
702
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,443
A $1,000 raffle will follow."
703
00:41:08,515 --> 00:41:10,176
- What the hell?
- That's my sketch.
704
00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:12,309
- You drew this?
- Yeah. Where'd you get my drawing?
705
00:41:12,385 --> 00:41:15,650
I didn't make this!
Are you crazy?
706
00:41:15,722 --> 00:41:19,317
That idiot!
707
00:41:19,392 --> 00:41:21,622
Look at all that business they got!
708
00:41:21,695 --> 00:41:23,890
No, it's not business.
It's fuckin' charity.
709
00:41:23,964 --> 00:41:27,331
- Give me my cereal!
- Give us cereal! Come on!
710
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,493
I'm-I'm so sorry, sir.
711
00:41:29,569 --> 00:41:31,196
I have no idea
where these came from.
712
00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:33,102
These have no value here.
713
00:41:33,173 --> 00:41:36,040
I can read.
You understand?
714
00:41:44,284 --> 00:41:45,979
Excuse me. l...
715
00:41:46,052 --> 00:41:47,713
Help me.
716
00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:50,416
Give us some food, man!
717
00:41:52,893 --> 00:41:55,054
Okay. Just a minute.
718
00:41:57,163 --> 00:41:59,358
Where's our cereal?
719
00:41:59,432 --> 00:42:01,491
- Give them the cereal.
- I didn't make that coupon!
720
00:42:01,568 --> 00:42:03,934
Your goddamn boyfriend
ought to be giving his shit away!
721
00:42:04,004 --> 00:42:06,097
Why should I be donating
my product?
722
00:42:06,172 --> 00:42:08,572
Because you're rich,
and they're hungry!
723
00:42:08,642 --> 00:42:10,837
Look, I know you've probably
never been hungry before,
724
00:42:10,911 --> 00:42:13,505
but just...
just feed them, okay?
725
00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:15,445
Trust me.
726
00:42:15,515 --> 00:42:18,712
Where's our cereal? Where's our cereal?
727
00:42:18,785 --> 00:42:21,618
Ten bowls! Ten bowls!
728
00:42:21,688 --> 00:42:22,780
Yeah!
729
00:42:22,856 --> 00:42:25,586
Where's our cereal?
730
00:42:25,659 --> 00:42:27,354
Where's our cereal?
731
00:42:27,427 --> 00:42:29,759
Whoa, Willie. Wait up, man.
Come on. They're not here for you.
732
00:42:29,829 --> 00:42:32,627
They're not here for you.
No. Come on.
733
00:42:32,699 --> 00:42:35,600
We're not the ones who shut down
Frenchman Street. They are.
734
00:42:35,669 --> 00:42:38,763
Where's our cereal?
Where's our cereal?
735
00:42:38,838 --> 00:42:43,172
Where's our cereal?
Where's our cereal?
736
00:42:43,243 --> 00:42:45,336
- Are you the owner here?
- Yes, I'm the owner.
737
00:42:45,412 --> 00:42:48,779
I need to borrow this.
Please, please. I'll take care of it.
738
00:42:48,848 --> 00:42:50,816
Where's our cereal?
739
00:42:50,884 --> 00:42:54,320
Where's our cereal?
Where's our cereal?
740
00:42:54,387 --> 00:42:56,150
Where's our cereal?
741
00:42:56,222 --> 00:42:59,555
- Where's our cereal?
- Ex-Excuse me.
742
00:42:59,626 --> 00:43:01,355
Excuse me.
743
00:43:01,394 --> 00:43:04,830
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
744
00:43:04,864 --> 00:43:07,958
- Excuse me, everyone.
- Where's our cereal?
745
00:43:08,034 --> 00:43:09,626
There's, uh... There's...
746
00:43:09,703 --> 00:43:10,897
There's been, uh,
747
00:43:10,971 --> 00:43:13,269
a little misunderstanding here.
748
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:14,932
- Here it is, here it is.
- Bad idea.
749
00:43:15,008 --> 00:43:16,908
- Go back inside.
- Hear me out.
750
00:43:16,977 --> 00:43:18,604
No. We didn't... We...
751
00:43:18,678 --> 00:43:22,637
We didn't expect this kind
of a turnout today, so, uh...
752
00:43:22,716 --> 00:43:25,810
They're gonna fuckin' stone him!
753
00:43:25,885 --> 00:43:28,046
Um...
754
00:43:29,956 --> 00:43:32,151
Just say something.
755
00:43:34,527 --> 00:43:36,791
All we can do today
is two bowls.
756
00:43:41,601 --> 00:43:45,162
That's the best
that we can do.
757
00:43:45,238 --> 00:43:47,103
So, please,
please be patient,
758
00:43:47,173 --> 00:43:49,334
and we will just
keep pouring cereal
759
00:43:49,409 --> 00:43:50,501
until we run out!
760
00:43:51,745 --> 00:43:54,213
Then we'll do
the $1,000 raffle.
761
00:43:56,483 --> 00:43:59,008
Fuckin' capitalist.
762
00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:07,056
As you know,
homelessness and hunger
763
00:44:07,127 --> 00:44:08,526
are real problems
in our city.
764
00:44:08,595 --> 00:44:10,324
And here's one businessman
who's turning
765
00:44:10,397 --> 00:44:12,262
a promotional event
for his store
766
00:44:12,332 --> 00:44:15,324
into a huge act
of generosity.
767
00:44:18,304 --> 00:44:19,965
Response from the public:
768
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,439
nothing short of overwhelming.
769
00:44:21,508 --> 00:44:22,941
Honey, I'm home.
770
00:44:23,009 --> 00:44:25,375
Effectively shutting down
the Faubourg Marigny
771
00:44:25,445 --> 00:44:28,005
in the Lower French Quarter.
772
00:44:28,081 --> 00:44:31,016
And how was your day today?
Did anything interesting happen?
773
00:44:31,084 --> 00:44:33,814
You broke one of my 10 rules
for successful living...
774
00:44:33,887 --> 00:44:35,320
never be on the news.
775
00:44:35,388 --> 00:44:38,050
- As it turns out, all for a worthy cause...
- There you are.
776
00:44:38,124 --> 00:44:41,560
bringing food to the needy,
sponsored by our city's latest hero.
777
00:44:41,628 --> 00:44:43,994
No. No, I can't quite
make up the hand
778
00:44:44,064 --> 00:44:47,227
you have shoved up the ass
of that little Stuart puppet of yours.
779
00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:49,393
Deftly done.
What's the phrase he keeps using?
780
00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:52,267
"A community of responsibility"?
Pure M.P. Katz.
781
00:44:52,338 --> 00:44:55,068
Nope. All him.
He's actually very savvy
782
00:44:55,141 --> 00:44:57,302
about this kind of stuff.
783
00:44:57,377 --> 00:44:59,345
We'll be back with
784
00:44:59,412 --> 00:45:01,346
the AccuWeather forecast
785
00:45:01,414 --> 00:45:02,972
after this.
786
00:45:03,049 --> 00:45:04,277
So?
787
00:45:04,350 --> 00:45:05,783
So, what?
788
00:45:05,852 --> 00:45:08,013
So is he bankrupt?
789
00:45:08,088 --> 00:45:10,249
- "Is he bankrupt?"
- Yeah.
790
00:45:10,323 --> 00:45:12,291
No, he's not bankrupt!
791
00:45:12,358 --> 00:45:14,588
He's fine, you idiot!
792
00:45:14,661 --> 00:45:16,891
Oh, my, my, my.
793
00:45:16,963 --> 00:45:18,590
That was the stupidest...
794
00:45:18,665 --> 00:45:20,496
way the stupidest stunt
795
00:45:20,567 --> 00:45:22,159
you've ever pulled.
796
00:45:22,235 --> 00:45:24,897
Vintage Neal Downs lunacy.
797
00:45:24,971 --> 00:45:26,939
Yes, it was pretty fucked up.
798
00:45:27,006 --> 00:45:28,598
Yes, it was.
799
00:45:28,675 --> 00:45:31,508
Brilliant, inspired stupidity.
800
00:45:31,578 --> 00:45:34,411
Oh. Plus, between
you two morons,
801
00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:36,608
some very poor people got fed today.
802
00:45:36,683 --> 00:45:39,174
That was beautiful.
803
00:45:39,252 --> 00:45:42,847
God, Neal, if you could ever
harness that kind of madness
804
00:45:42,922 --> 00:45:45,482
- in your art instead of that cereal shop...
- Oh, God.
805
00:45:45,558 --> 00:45:49,358
For your information,
Miss Harpy Nag,
806
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:53,694
I hired someone
to do just that today.
807
00:45:55,301 --> 00:45:56,791
What? You re...
808
00:45:56,870 --> 00:45:58,804
You really...
You really hired someone?
809
00:45:58,872 --> 00:46:01,033
Did I stutter?
810
00:46:01,107 --> 00:46:02,335
Who?
811
00:46:02,408 --> 00:46:04,603
That Strawberry chick.
812
00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:08,572
Baby Spice?
813
00:46:08,648 --> 00:46:11,674
Oh, come on.
Listen to you, hypocrite,
814
00:46:11,751 --> 00:46:14,879
with your little Stuey
to keep you company, huh?
815
00:46:14,954 --> 00:46:16,683
That is not what that is like.
816
00:46:16,756 --> 00:46:18,883
Oh, Miss P, you put
trees outside my store.
817
00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:21,017
- Stuart is not... Shut up.
- I love you so much!
818
00:46:21,094 --> 00:46:22,755
Okay, look, you're right.
819
00:46:22,829 --> 00:46:25,093
As long as you're doing
your week, that's all that matters.
820
00:46:25,165 --> 00:46:27,030
- Yeah.
- You are doing your week, right?
821
00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:28,761
- Yes, I'm doing my week.
- Good.
822
00:46:28,835 --> 00:46:30,700
- So you can quit now, right?
- Right.
823
00:46:30,770 --> 00:46:33,568
- Good. Ow!
- Don't take my stuff without asking, you turd!
824
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,437
What is your problem?
Get off me.
825
00:46:35,508 --> 00:46:37,169
Get back, too, huh?
Ow! Ow!
826
00:46:37,243 --> 00:46:39,211
Too hard. I'm a girl.
Get away.
827
00:46:42,549 --> 00:46:44,483
Here you go.
828
00:46:45,618 --> 00:46:48,109
Ta-da!
829
00:46:48,188 --> 00:46:50,713
You can go now if you want.
I think I got the hang of it.
830
00:46:50,790 --> 00:46:53,554
- You sure?
- Yeah. It's cool.
831
00:46:53,626 --> 00:46:56,789
Okay. Make sure you keep
an eye out across the street.
832
00:46:56,863 --> 00:46:59,764
If you see any more than 50 people
in there at a time, call the fire marshal.
833
00:46:59,832 --> 00:47:01,732
It's illegal.
I left the number by the phone.
834
00:47:01,801 --> 00:47:02,893
Got it.
835
00:47:03,937 --> 00:47:07,634
Neal, have you done inventory?
836
00:47:07,707 --> 00:47:09,766
- What?
- Inventory!
837
00:47:09,842 --> 00:47:12,106
Th-That's when you count stuff, man.
838
00:47:12,178 --> 00:47:14,840
And... And no more refills.
839
00:47:14,914 --> 00:47:17,144
You hear that? No more refills.
840
00:47:17,217 --> 00:47:19,845
This doesn't grow on trees,
you know.
841
00:47:19,919 --> 00:47:22,615
You... You don't work here.
842
00:47:22,689 --> 00:47:24,623
Yeah, I do.
843
00:47:24,691 --> 00:47:26,352
We can't afford that.
844
00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:27,688
She works for free.
845
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,456
- I don't care. Out! Out!
- Okay. Sorry.
846
00:47:31,531 --> 00:47:33,396
Willie, what is that?
847
00:47:33,466 --> 00:47:36,697
It's toilet paper. I got it from
the Burger King on the way from the bank.
848
00:47:36,769 --> 00:47:38,236
You were at a bank?
849
00:47:39,472 --> 00:47:41,531
Twice.
850
00:47:41,608 --> 00:47:45,009
I sat at the desk, too,
not the counter.
851
00:47:48,982 --> 00:47:51,542
I talked to the manager.
852
00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:54,348
They're gonna seize your assets.
853
00:47:57,490 --> 00:48:00,254
No, no, no, no, no. You can't quit.
854
00:48:00,326 --> 00:48:02,760
We just started. Look at what
you've already done here.
855
00:48:02,829 --> 00:48:04,922
- Is that a new shirt?
- What?
856
00:48:04,998 --> 00:48:07,228
Look, this sketch...
I love this.
857
00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:09,495
You know, I took art history class,
and I know good art.
858
00:48:09,569 --> 00:48:11,503
This is really, really good.
859
00:48:11,571 --> 00:48:14,768
Look, okay, I was gonna
say this before, I swear.
860
00:48:14,841 --> 00:48:16,706
I want you to bring
your work here.
861
00:48:16,776 --> 00:48:19,574
You know, you can make this,
like, your gallery.
862
00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:22,137
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you think?
863
00:48:23,816 --> 00:48:25,750
I think it looks better.
864
00:48:25,818 --> 00:48:28,753
No, I meant about
the gallery thing.
865
00:48:28,821 --> 00:48:31,255
I know what you meant.
866
00:48:35,361 --> 00:48:37,693
Those bastards stole my life.
867
00:48:37,764 --> 00:48:40,028
They stole my whole gig, man.
868
00:48:40,099 --> 00:48:41,896
The name, everything.
869
00:48:41,968 --> 00:48:43,458
You know who's over there now?
870
00:48:44,470 --> 00:48:46,563
Everyone.
871
00:48:46,639 --> 00:48:49,107
A bunch of high school kids
and tourists,
872
00:48:49,175 --> 00:48:52,167
a bunch of punks,
normal-looking guys.
873
00:48:52,245 --> 00:48:54,770
A woman that Skinny Larry
says is his mom...
874
00:48:54,847 --> 00:48:56,712
She's over there right now.
875
00:48:56,783 --> 00:48:58,546
- That is his mom.
- Whatever.
876
00:48:58,618 --> 00:49:01,451
She's eating Special K
out of a fucking bathtub.
877
00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:04,046
Got to be
a whole box in there!
878
00:49:04,123 --> 00:49:06,683
How could you let
this happen, Neal?
879
00:49:06,759 --> 00:49:08,693
- Me?
- You're the manager!
880
00:49:08,761 --> 00:49:12,128
Because one day, you said,
"Hey, Neal, be the manager."
881
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,891
You, Bob...
882
00:49:14,967 --> 00:49:15,991
Tom.
883
00:49:16,069 --> 00:49:18,037
T-Tom.
884
00:49:18,104 --> 00:49:19,969
You're a lawyer, aren't you?
885
00:49:20,039 --> 00:49:21,529
You're a lawyer?
886
00:49:23,609 --> 00:49:25,474
Let's sue him.
Can we do that?
887
00:49:25,545 --> 00:49:27,877
Don't even joke about that, Willie.
We're stronger than that, man.
888
00:49:27,947 --> 00:49:31,314
Come on, Tom. Say we can
sue him. Identity theft, right?
889
00:49:31,384 --> 00:49:33,682
That's possible.
890
00:49:33,753 --> 00:49:36,449
I'll have to look it up
in, you know,
891
00:49:36,522 --> 00:49:39,218
the Louisiana Code
of Civil Procedures.
892
00:49:39,292 --> 00:49:40,657
Yes, look it up, man.
Look it up.
893
00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:42,820
I don't have
those books anymore.
894
00:49:42,895 --> 00:49:45,659
Doesn't Loyola have
a fucking library?
895
00:49:52,538 --> 00:49:54,369
I'm gonna die.
896
00:49:56,709 --> 00:49:58,574
- I'm gonna die.
- Come on, man.
897
00:49:58,644 --> 00:50:02,341
You're not gonna die, Willie.
You're gonna be fine.
898
00:50:02,415 --> 00:50:05,680
Maybe I should
just close down.
899
00:50:05,752 --> 00:50:07,014
What?
900
00:50:08,321 --> 00:50:11,518
No, that's crazy talk.
You can't close down.
901
00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:14,082
Everything's gonna be fine.
902
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,594
All right.
I'm gonna handle this.
903
00:50:16,662 --> 00:50:18,960
Nicholas, score Willie a joint.
904
00:50:19,031 --> 00:50:22,262
Mr. Tom, you come with me.
905
00:50:22,335 --> 00:50:24,235
Now, listen, this guy Stuart's just
906
00:50:24,303 --> 00:50:25,964
a little grad school pussy, okay?
907
00:50:26,038 --> 00:50:27,903
So just say a bunch
of law shit to him,
908
00:50:27,974 --> 00:50:29,942
sound serious and threatening.
909
00:50:30,009 --> 00:50:32,477
I can't believe
I'm touching a lawyer.
910
00:50:32,545 --> 00:50:34,410
All right, Mr. Tom.
This is your chance to atone
911
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,779
- for all those years of practice...
- Six months.
912
00:50:39,385 --> 00:50:42,354
Six months of practice
as an ambulance-chasing weasel.
913
00:50:53,699 --> 00:50:55,291
Okay, old-timer.
914
00:50:55,368 --> 00:50:57,928
You pull this off,
free cereal for life.
915
00:50:58,004 --> 00:51:01,269
Hell, if you pull this off,
I'll even buy you a sombrero.
916
00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:03,433
But I don't think
I want my artwork used
917
00:51:03,509 --> 00:51:05,909
as a marketing tool
for a cereal shop.
918
00:51:05,978 --> 00:51:07,912
See, that's what
I don't understand.
919
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:10,778
To me, it's, like, things are either
for sale or they're not for sale.
920
00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:13,318
And I really think
we can sell your stuff.
921
00:51:13,386 --> 00:51:15,854
Stuart, this is Willie's attorney,
922
00:51:15,922 --> 00:51:17,184
and he has something that he'd like...
923
00:51:17,256 --> 00:51:20,191
T-Tom. Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
Come on.
924
00:51:22,261 --> 00:51:24,855
He has something
he'd like to tell you.
925
00:51:31,938 --> 00:51:34,304
Hi. Stuart Zeringue the 4th.
926
00:51:34,373 --> 00:51:36,898
You're a lawyer? Maybe you know
my father, Tre Zeringue?
927
00:51:36,976 --> 00:51:38,910
Riley, Zeringue & Carmouche?
928
00:51:38,978 --> 00:51:40,570
Ooh.
929
00:51:40,646 --> 00:51:42,739
I already have a sombrero.
930
00:51:44,417 --> 00:51:46,977
A what?
931
00:51:47,053 --> 00:51:48,918
What the fuck are you
still doing here?
932
00:51:48,988 --> 00:51:50,012
What are you doing here?
933
00:51:50,089 --> 00:51:53,388
You're supposed to be working
on your CD in your studio, Neal.
934
00:51:54,927 --> 00:51:57,589
Her name's Rachel.
935
00:51:57,663 --> 00:52:01,030
Rachel Irene Katz.
936
00:52:02,668 --> 00:52:05,398
And your daddy
probably knows her daddy.
937
00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:12,837
Did you say a gallery?
938
00:52:14,247 --> 00:52:17,080
# Ten turns against me #
939
00:52:17,149 --> 00:52:20,744
# And you've gone #
940
00:52:22,054 --> 00:52:28,050
# I put your favorite records on #
941
00:52:29,929 --> 00:52:33,387
# And sit around #
942
00:52:33,466 --> 00:52:36,867
# It spins around #
943
00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:42,568
# And you're around again #
944
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:55,218
# Cue every memory
at half-speed #
945
00:52:55,288 --> 00:52:57,722
# It's Just like #
946
00:52:57,790 --> 00:53:01,385
- Oh, fuck.
- # Try and slow me down #
947
00:53:02,828 --> 00:53:06,025
Come on, Willie!
You promised me!
948
00:53:24,850 --> 00:53:26,010
I'm just afraid there might be
949
00:53:26,085 --> 00:53:28,280
a conflict of interest here.
950
00:53:28,354 --> 00:53:29,480
No, it's not a problem.
951
00:53:29,555 --> 00:53:30,988
We keep our private
lives separate.
952
00:53:31,057 --> 00:53:33,082
It's just a job.
953
00:53:33,159 --> 00:53:35,889
Okay, but this is not Flakes.
954
00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:38,931
Here, we keep track
of hours and inventory
955
00:53:38,998 --> 00:53:40,932
and portion control.
956
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,230
And you have to wear a hat.
957
00:53:43,302 --> 00:53:44,735
It's a health code requirement.
958
00:53:44,804 --> 00:53:46,669
We'll get you a little name tag.
959
00:53:46,739 --> 00:53:49,173
And... rubber gloves
960
00:53:49,241 --> 00:53:51,471
for whenever
you handle the product.
961
00:53:52,878 --> 00:53:55,176
You know, there's
one more thing, too, Neal.
962
00:53:55,247 --> 00:53:58,307
When you were at Flakes,
you were rude
963
00:53:58,384 --> 00:54:01,649
and self-righteous and sarcastic
964
00:54:01,721 --> 00:54:04,622
and full of all that antiestablishment talk.
965
00:54:04,690 --> 00:54:06,715
You know, "fight the power"
966
00:54:06,792 --> 00:54:08,919
and all that?
967
00:54:10,563 --> 00:54:12,497
Do that here.
968
00:54:16,669 --> 00:54:18,603
It sells.
969
00:54:25,044 --> 00:54:27,444
- Your change.
- Thanks.
970
00:54:35,988 --> 00:54:37,387
Hi, Feral.
971
00:54:42,628 --> 00:54:44,926
What are you doing here?
972
00:54:44,997 --> 00:54:47,227
Same as you.
Just needed a job, you know?
973
00:54:47,299 --> 00:54:50,132
Now that Flakes is closed down.
974
00:54:50,202 --> 00:54:52,727
What is this, the new special?
You buy three bowls of cereal,
975
00:54:52,805 --> 00:54:55,467
get a free Miss P. art smock?
976
00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:57,702
I can't look at you
in that hat.
977
00:54:57,777 --> 00:55:00,405
Oh, will you excuse me
for a moment?
978
00:55:00,479 --> 00:55:03,039
Good morning, ma'am.
979
00:55:03,115 --> 00:55:05,242
- Good morning.
- Can I help you?
980
00:55:05,317 --> 00:55:08,343
Yes. I would like the Mix-a-Bunch
with double maple granola,
981
00:55:08,421 --> 00:55:10,912
skim milk and crumpled
boysenberry crumble.
982
00:55:10,990 --> 00:55:12,821
- Excellent choice.
- Thank you.
983
00:55:36,215 --> 00:55:39,207
There you are. Enjoy.
984
00:55:39,285 --> 00:55:41,276
Keep the change.
985
00:55:41,353 --> 00:55:43,981
Thank you very much.
986
00:55:45,391 --> 00:55:47,325
- Hello, Mr. Zeringue.
- How we doing over here, guys?
987
00:55:47,393 --> 00:55:49,327
I meant to tell you,
silica packets
988
00:55:49,395 --> 00:55:51,693
in the bulk containers
will help keep things crunchy.
989
00:55:51,764 --> 00:55:54,358
They use them in electronics gear
to keep them dry.
990
00:55:54,433 --> 00:55:56,367
Will used to get them
in old stereo boxes,
991
00:55:56,435 --> 00:55:58,596
but I'm sure you'll
just want to buy some.
992
00:55:58,671 --> 00:56:01,538
Good looking out, Neal.
Big help. Thanks.
993
00:56:11,016 --> 00:56:13,109
And based on her energy,
994
00:56:13,185 --> 00:56:14,880
commitment, and leadership skills,
995
00:56:14,954 --> 00:56:16,785
I'd like to announce
that Feral is going to be
996
00:56:16,856 --> 00:56:19,120
our first assistant manager.
997
00:56:26,198 --> 00:56:28,530
So, effective...
998
00:56:30,202 --> 00:56:32,102
Effective immediately,
999
00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:34,230
she will be responsible for staffing,
1000
00:56:34,306 --> 00:56:35,898
promotions, inventory.
1001
00:56:35,975 --> 00:56:38,205
Basically, as much of my job
as I can dump on her.
1002
00:56:48,087 --> 00:56:51,113
So, that's basically all, um...
1003
00:56:51,190 --> 00:56:52,782
all...
1004
00:56:52,858 --> 00:56:54,792
Uh, meeting adjourned.
1005
00:57:00,032 --> 00:57:02,000
Neal.
1006
00:57:03,302 --> 00:57:05,566
Can you come here
for a second?
1007
00:57:05,638 --> 00:57:07,868
Jawohll
1008
00:57:13,913 --> 00:57:15,403
You're fired.
1009
00:57:31,764 --> 00:57:35,757
Nooo! No!
1010
00:57:37,536 --> 00:57:39,868
You owe me $86.38, Neal!
1011
00:57:39,939 --> 00:57:42,567
Fuck off, Benedict!
1012
00:57:53,986 --> 00:57:57,752
Neal! Neal, I got in!
1013
00:57:57,823 --> 00:58:00,553
Loyola Jazz Studies program, man.
I got in!
1014
00:58:00,626 --> 00:58:02,617
I fucking got in!
1015
00:58:04,296 --> 00:58:06,787
That's great, man.
You can do weddings now.
1016
00:58:06,866 --> 00:58:08,766
Yeah, weddings
and Bar Mitzvahs and shit!
1017
00:58:08,834 --> 00:58:10,165
Dude, I'm gonna play
everywhere.
1018
00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:12,500
I'm gonna play till
my fuckin' arms fall off.
1019
00:58:12,571 --> 00:58:15,131
I'm gonna go let people know.
Later, man!
1020
00:58:26,118 --> 00:58:27,449
What?
1021
00:58:28,821 --> 00:58:31,813
I made 200 bucks for being
employee of the month today.
1022
00:58:34,326 --> 00:58:37,818
I would like you to blow it all with me
in a very fancy restaurant.
1023
00:58:39,732 --> 00:58:43,293
I was thinking, mmm, Antoine's.
1024
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:09,894
Better?
1025
00:59:09,962 --> 00:59:11,987
It's an old high school trick
I learned.
1026
00:59:12,064 --> 00:59:14,624
Do that first on the date,
and everything else seems easy.
1027
00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:16,361
That was nice.
1028
00:59:16,435 --> 00:59:18,335
Des huitres en coquille
à la Rockefeller.
1029
00:59:18,404 --> 00:59:21,532
Magnifique.
1030
00:59:23,542 --> 00:59:26,602
Mmm! Those dead snails
look divine.
1031
00:59:28,681 --> 00:59:30,478
Les Escargots a la Bourguignonne.
1032
00:59:31,583 --> 00:59:33,608
We use the little
Barbie forks for these?
1033
00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:37,279
Uh, Enrique, one more thing.
1034
00:59:38,624 --> 00:59:40,489
I heard a rumor
that fat cats come in here
1035
00:59:40,559 --> 00:59:41,992
and use a secret code
1036
00:59:42,061 --> 00:59:44,928
to order pitchers of martinis
disguised as water.
1037
00:59:44,997 --> 00:59:47,022
True?
1038
00:59:47,099 --> 00:59:49,590
I really couldn't say.
1039
00:59:52,037 --> 00:59:53,527
How's the firewater, boys?
1040
01:00:02,982 --> 01:00:04,609
Cheers.
1041
01:00:04,683 --> 01:00:07,311
Cheers.
1042
01:00:15,694 --> 01:00:18,891
Mmm! Man, that's good.
1043
01:00:18,964 --> 01:00:20,397
How is yours?
1044
01:00:20,466 --> 01:00:22,263
It's great.
1045
01:00:22,334 --> 01:00:23,631
I mean, the fish is amazing.
1046
01:00:23,702 --> 01:00:25,829
But buried under a pound
of crab and shrimp,
1047
01:00:25,904 --> 01:00:27,166
it's out of fucking control.
1048
01:00:33,445 --> 01:00:36,744
- Hey, Neal.
- Mm-hmm?
1049
01:00:36,815 --> 01:00:39,716
You know how we talked
about the Airstream...
1050
01:00:39,785 --> 01:00:41,878
rock and roll cult leader
and art legend?
1051
01:00:41,954 --> 01:00:43,421
Mm-hmm.
1052
01:00:43,489 --> 01:00:46,049
You understand that that's a plan.
1053
01:00:46,125 --> 01:00:47,786
That's not a fantasy.
1054
01:00:50,329 --> 01:00:53,526
I know... that I screwed
some stuff up.
1055
01:00:53,599 --> 01:00:55,965
- But...
- It's okay.
1056
01:00:56,035 --> 01:00:57,969
I can get another job.
1057
01:00:58,037 --> 01:00:59,800
What?
1058
01:00:59,872 --> 01:01:02,102
I can have another one tomorrow.
It's just a job.
1059
01:01:02,174 --> 01:01:04,267
Stop saying that!
1060
01:01:04,343 --> 01:01:05,833
There's no such thing
as just a job.
1061
01:01:05,911 --> 01:01:07,845
Anything that takes up your time
takes up your life.
1062
01:01:07,913 --> 01:01:10,404
What if you never do anything
that you think is important?
1063
01:01:10,482 --> 01:01:12,416
Oh, what? Like you?
You think you're gonna
1064
01:01:12,484 --> 01:01:14,418
become an art legend
selling fuckin' souvenirs?
1065
01:01:14,486 --> 01:01:17,216
Next, you're gonna be gluing
googly eyes onto conch shells
1066
01:01:17,289 --> 01:01:19,780
with the New Original logo
"We crushed the little guy."
1067
01:01:19,858 --> 01:01:22,622
You killed Flakes!
You're a fuckin' sellout!
1068
01:01:22,694 --> 01:01:24,127
I said I screwed
some stuff up!
1069
01:01:24,196 --> 01:01:26,187
I just thought that
if Flakes was gone, that...
1070
01:01:26,265 --> 01:01:29,291
You know what? At least I'm trying.
Are you trying anything?
1071
01:01:29,368 --> 01:01:32,030
How are you supposed to get to the dream,
Neal, if you don't try anything?
1072
01:01:32,104 --> 01:01:34,470
Have you committed
one note, one word?
1073
01:01:34,540 --> 01:01:36,405
Hell, yes!
Fuck, yes, I have!
1074
01:01:36,475 --> 01:01:39,535
- Well, then, play me a song!
- Well, then, bring me a guitar!
1075
01:01:41,213 --> 01:01:43,147
I'll cancel the desserts for you.
1076
01:01:44,216 --> 01:01:45,877
Good night.
1077
01:01:48,887 --> 01:01:50,821
Thank you, Enrique.
1078
01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:03,396
Oh, man.
1079
01:02:03,469 --> 01:02:06,461
Whoo! We got kicked out
of Antoine's.
1080
01:02:06,538 --> 01:02:09,200
Right on.
1081
01:02:10,876 --> 01:02:13,606
Oh.
1082
01:02:13,679 --> 01:02:16,079
Oh, so you think I've just been
fucking around all this time,
1083
01:02:16,148 --> 01:02:19,083
- and I got nothing, huh?
- No. l... No.
1084
01:02:19,151 --> 01:02:21,142
I think it's really hard
to drag something
1085
01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:23,211
out of yourself
and show it to someone.
1086
01:02:31,296 --> 01:02:33,161
Oh.
1087
01:02:34,166 --> 01:02:35,656
Oh, God.
1088
01:02:35,734 --> 01:02:37,668
I didn't mean to do this now.
1089
01:02:37,736 --> 01:02:40,500
l... Maybe I did. I don't know.
1090
01:02:40,572 --> 01:02:44,804
But, um, I can't keep waiting.
1091
01:02:45,944 --> 01:02:49,175
Well... Well, wait a minute.
1092
01:02:49,248 --> 01:02:51,113
What are you talking about?
1093
01:02:51,183 --> 01:02:53,481
What the hell happened to all
that "I'm so committed" stuff?
1094
01:02:53,552 --> 01:02:57,113
I don't know.
1095
01:02:59,057 --> 01:03:01,924
I don't know.
1096
01:03:04,029 --> 01:03:06,054
Oh.
1097
01:03:06,131 --> 01:03:08,122
Are you... Are you okay?
1098
01:03:09,535 --> 01:03:11,298
- What?
- Oh, fuck.
1099
01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:13,531
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, it's not that.
1100
01:03:13,605 --> 01:03:16,938
I'm not used to all that meat
and butter and shit.
1101
01:03:17,009 --> 01:03:19,671
That's because
you only eat cereal!
1102
01:03:19,745 --> 01:03:21,406
It's not food!
1103
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:22,879
It's baby food.
1104
01:03:22,948 --> 01:03:25,542
Oh, God, you want me to grow up?
Is that what this is all about?
1105
01:03:25,617 --> 01:03:27,710
No, no, I don't want that.
1106
01:03:27,786 --> 01:03:30,653
I don't ever want that.
I just want you to grow.
1107
01:03:31,757 --> 01:03:33,782
I'm sorry
to disappoint you again.
1108
01:03:35,928 --> 01:03:37,691
Fuck you, Mr. Downs.
1109
01:03:37,763 --> 01:03:40,630
Fuck you
for breaking my heart!
1110
01:03:58,584 --> 01:04:00,074
P?
1111
01:04:02,788 --> 01:04:04,278
P.
1112
01:04:06,225 --> 01:04:07,988
Wait a minute.
1113
01:04:08,060 --> 01:04:10,858
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute.
1114
01:04:10,929 --> 01:04:13,830
I got... I got something
I want you to hear.
1115
01:04:13,899 --> 01:04:15,924
I got 10 songs here
I've been working on.
1116
01:04:16,001 --> 01:04:18,026
You think I've been working
on nothing, huh?
1117
01:04:18,103 --> 01:04:20,401
I want you
to listen to this.
1118
01:04:20,472 --> 01:04:22,064
Wait a minute.
1119
01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:24,131
Hey!
1120
01:04:24,209 --> 01:04:25,904
Don't go.
1121
01:04:25,978 --> 01:04:27,878
Do not go!
1122
01:04:27,946 --> 01:04:29,971
Fuck!
1123
01:04:33,719 --> 01:04:35,277
Listen.
1124
01:04:37,923 --> 01:04:39,754
Listen!
1125
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:43,625
You wanted me
to play you a song!
1126
01:04:43,695 --> 01:04:45,686
I'm playing you a song!
1127
01:05:06,418 --> 01:05:08,283
Shut up!
1128
01:05:26,338 --> 01:05:28,306
# I sit around #
1129
01:05:28,373 --> 01:05:30,739
# Nothing's the same #
1130
01:05:30,809 --> 01:05:33,209
# I'm lookin' for answers #
1131
01:05:33,278 --> 01:05:36,611
# But I'm already late #
1132
01:05:36,682 --> 01:05:40,812
# You say you need me
one more night #
1133
01:05:40,886 --> 01:05:43,616
# And then you're
packing your bags #
1134
01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:47,318
# Saying, "It's all right" #
1135
01:05:47,392 --> 01:05:49,519
# I don't know why #
1136
01:05:49,594 --> 01:05:52,461
# I wait and I wait #
1137
01:05:52,531 --> 01:05:54,499
# I'm looking for somethin' #
1138
01:05:54,566 --> 01:05:57,933
# But you're not gonna change #
1139
01:05:58,003 --> 01:06:02,201
# Turn around
and I see that all fadin' #
1140
01:06:02,274 --> 01:06:05,072
# Now you've gone away #
1141
01:06:08,780 --> 01:06:12,739
# I turn around
and I see that I'm fadin' #
1142
01:06:12,818 --> 01:06:16,879
# Now you've gone away #
1143
01:07:50,382 --> 01:07:53,044
Willie!
1144
01:07:53,118 --> 01:07:55,484
Willie, open up!
1145
01:07:59,958 --> 01:08:03,121
This shit really isn't very good.
1146
01:08:03,195 --> 01:08:04,753
I'm trying to finish up
all the milk
1147
01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:06,889
so it won't go to waste.
1148
01:08:06,965 --> 01:08:09,297
I need all the paperwork
for Flakes.
1149
01:08:11,102 --> 01:08:13,935
I'm taking the Maypo.
1150
01:08:14,005 --> 01:08:15,939
Let me know if
there's anything you want,
1151
01:08:16,007 --> 01:08:17,941
before I let Bruce look it over.
1152
01:08:18,009 --> 01:08:21,240
Don't let Bruce look
anything over. Not yet.
1153
01:08:21,313 --> 01:08:22,507
Come on.
The paperwork, Willie.
1154
01:08:22,581 --> 01:08:23,775
I need, uh,
1155
01:08:23,849 --> 01:08:26,443
incorporation papers,
occupational license,
1156
01:08:26,518 --> 01:08:28,452
taxes for the last two years,
1157
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,454
any press clippings you have
about the place.
1158
01:08:30,522 --> 01:08:33,685
Oh, maybe. In my place.
1159
01:08:33,758 --> 01:08:35,953
- Your place?
- Mm-hmm.
1160
01:08:36,027 --> 01:08:37,892
Okay, let's go.
1161
01:08:37,963 --> 01:08:40,523
There's another bag of milk.
1162
01:08:40,599 --> 01:08:42,533
Let it go, man.
1163
01:08:46,605 --> 01:08:48,470
What are we doing?
1164
01:08:48,540 --> 01:08:51,065
We ain't letting Flakes die
without a fight.
1165
01:08:51,142 --> 01:08:52,734
Where's the papers?
1166
01:08:52,811 --> 01:08:56,144
I don't know.
Probably somewhere.
1167
01:08:56,214 --> 01:08:58,045
In here.
1168
01:09:01,686 --> 01:09:03,745
Aw, shit!
1169
01:09:03,822 --> 01:09:05,983
No wonder we tanked.
1170
01:09:07,492 --> 01:09:10,256
This is sick, man.
You gotta find what's important,
1171
01:09:10,328 --> 01:09:13,627
and then hit the rest of this shit
with some kerosene and a match.
1172
01:09:13,698 --> 01:09:16,758
You're gonna smother
under all this crap.
1173
01:09:16,835 --> 01:09:18,700
All right.
Department of Health.
1174
01:09:18,770 --> 01:09:21,068
This should be
your occupational license,
1175
01:09:21,139 --> 01:09:24,233
which needed to get inspected
once every six months.
1176
01:09:24,309 --> 01:09:25,742
Wow, man.
1177
01:09:25,810 --> 01:09:28,540
When did you get to be
an expert on paperwork, man?
1178
01:09:28,613 --> 01:09:32,379
I'm not. Ashton Hale is.
1179
01:09:35,287 --> 01:09:36,254
Let me get this straight.
1180
01:09:36,321 --> 01:09:38,755
These places
serve breakfast cereal?
1181
01:09:38,823 --> 01:09:40,757
Corn Flakes, Total, shit like that?
1182
01:09:40,825 --> 01:09:43,157
I'll be damned.
1183
01:09:43,228 --> 01:09:47,722
And you're telling me that
Tre Zeringue's boy runs the other place?
1184
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,132
Oh, man,
am I gonna love this.
1185
01:09:51,202 --> 01:09:54,694
Okay.
Here's our game plan.
1186
01:09:54,773 --> 01:09:57,401
We're gonna lob a temporary
restraining order at him.
1187
01:09:57,475 --> 01:09:59,602
Now, it won't hold.
But it'll really piss him off.
1188
01:09:59,678 --> 01:10:01,202
And when Junior gets the TRO,
1189
01:10:01,279 --> 01:10:02,712
well, he's gonna
show it to Daddy.
1190
01:10:02,781 --> 01:10:04,476
And when Daddy
sees my name on it,
1191
01:10:04,549 --> 01:10:07,040
you can bet your left nut he's gonna
pick up the phone and give me a jingle,
1192
01:10:07,118 --> 01:10:10,110
because he doesn't want this
going to court.
1193
01:10:10,188 --> 01:10:12,486
I mean, no offense,
but to him, this is chickenshit.
1194
01:10:12,557 --> 01:10:14,957
This is so beneath him,
he's just gonna wanna settle.
1195
01:10:15,026 --> 01:10:16,891
Well, I'm gonna tell him,
"Hell, no,"
1196
01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:19,396
'cause he still owes me
for that big 'Bama/LSU game.
1197
01:10:19,464 --> 01:10:22,922
And then I'll tell him, "Well, we're
gonna think about arbitration."
1198
01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:25,868
And, uh...
You know what arbitration is?
1199
01:10:27,238 --> 01:10:28,603
Oh.
1200
01:10:28,673 --> 01:10:31,233
It's kind of like pretend court.
1201
01:10:31,309 --> 01:10:32,799
You get everybody in a room.
1202
01:10:32,877 --> 01:10:34,435
It's like you have a trial
1203
01:10:34,512 --> 01:10:36,002
without all the bullshit of a trial.
1204
01:10:36,081 --> 01:10:38,072
But everything is still
legally binding, okay?
1205
01:10:38,149 --> 01:10:40,845
Yeah, and everyone
has to be there,
1206
01:10:40,919 --> 01:10:42,181
whether they wanna
be there or not.
1207
01:10:42,253 --> 01:10:44,050
Oh, yeah. If we call them,
they have to be there.
1208
01:10:44,122 --> 01:10:46,215
- Yeah, well,
- Thank you.
1209
01:10:46,291 --> 01:10:49,021
we should talk to our lawyer.
1210
01:10:50,328 --> 01:10:52,421
Yeah, the man
who recommended you
1211
01:10:52,497 --> 01:10:54,897
is also a lawyer, sort of.
1212
01:10:54,966 --> 01:10:56,399
Name?
1213
01:10:56,468 --> 01:10:59,062
Tom. Tom... something.
1214
01:10:59,137 --> 01:11:00,570
- Guidry?
- Uh, yeah.
1215
01:11:01,573 --> 01:11:02,904
Old Tommy Guidry?
1216
01:11:05,543 --> 01:11:08,103
My dad tried his first case
against him with the D.A.
1217
01:11:08,179 --> 01:11:10,044
Handed him his ass.
1218
01:11:10,115 --> 01:11:12,208
That's probably why
he recommended us to you.
1219
01:11:12,283 --> 01:11:14,444
Oh, yeah. It's kind of like
a legend in my family.
1220
01:11:14,519 --> 01:11:16,714
The dad my daddy beat
the smartest man in Louisiana.
1221
01:11:16,788 --> 01:11:20,121
Oh, yeah. Old Tommy.
He's smarter than hell.
1222
01:11:20,191 --> 01:11:23,490
Yeah.
But having a 300 IQ
1223
01:11:23,561 --> 01:11:25,461
is kind of like having
a 20-inch dick.
1224
01:11:25,530 --> 01:11:27,259
You know what I mean?
It's real impressive,
1225
01:11:27,332 --> 01:11:28,799
but when you get right down to it,
1226
01:11:28,867 --> 01:11:30,095
there's not a whole lot of it
1227
01:11:30,168 --> 01:11:31,692
you can actually use.
1228
01:11:34,339 --> 01:11:36,534
You're part of
the N.O. Flakes team.
1229
01:11:36,608 --> 01:11:39,338
We need these. We need you.
1230
01:11:39,411 --> 01:11:41,538
What do you want? I can get you
anything you want. A loan...
1231
01:11:42,847 --> 01:11:44,007
Stuart Zeringue.
1232
01:11:44,082 --> 01:11:45,947
Yeah.
1233
01:11:47,085 --> 01:11:49,019
Sign by your name.
1234
01:11:55,727 --> 01:11:57,752
It's a temporary restraining order.
1235
01:12:00,265 --> 01:12:02,790
Oh, my God.
They hired Ashton Hale.
1236
01:12:02,867 --> 01:12:05,495
He's like a $300-an-hour
legal assassin.
1237
01:12:05,570 --> 01:12:08,232
Do you know anything
about this?
1238
01:12:10,442 --> 01:12:13,377
Oh, my dad is gonna
have an aneurysm.
1239
01:12:13,445 --> 01:12:17,347
Do you know where I can find
a Miss Pussy Katz?
1240
01:12:30,462 --> 01:12:31,895
Stuey.
1241
01:12:31,963 --> 01:12:33,453
Hey, Dad.
1242
01:12:34,766 --> 01:12:36,859
Tuck your shirt in, son.
1243
01:12:36,935 --> 01:12:38,994
Tre, how are you?
Good to see you.
1244
01:12:39,070 --> 01:12:40,537
This makes us "even Steven"
1245
01:12:40,605 --> 01:12:41,629
on the LSU bet,
1246
01:12:41,706 --> 01:12:43,139
you big 'Bama bastard.
1247
01:12:43,208 --> 01:12:45,142
"Roll Tide."
1248
01:12:45,210 --> 01:12:46,177
Are we seriously doing this
1249
01:12:46,244 --> 01:12:48,178
over a goddamn breakfast
cereal restaurant?
1250
01:12:48,246 --> 01:12:50,407
You own it.
1251
01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:54,017
- You open, Mr. Hale.
- Thank you.
1252
01:12:55,086 --> 01:12:56,747
This is
a pretty straightforward
1253
01:12:56,821 --> 01:12:58,812
trademark and copyright
infringement.
1254
01:12:58,890 --> 01:13:02,326
Uh, Mr. Willie Bergeron here
developed the concept,
1255
01:13:02,393 --> 01:13:05,692
the name Flakes,
the atmosphere, everything.
1256
01:13:05,764 --> 01:13:07,664
And then Tre's boy...
1257
01:13:07,732 --> 01:13:09,029
sorry, client...
1258
01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:10,761
appropriated it all
1259
01:13:10,835 --> 01:13:12,427
and opened a duplicate
across the street
1260
01:13:12,504 --> 01:13:13,869
in order to capitalize
1261
01:13:13,938 --> 01:13:15,633
on an established
business concern
1262
01:13:15,707 --> 01:13:16,765
and its clientele.
1263
01:13:16,841 --> 01:13:18,672
So we'll be seeking
a name change
1264
01:13:18,743 --> 01:13:21,268
and a cash settlement
for revenues lost.
1265
01:13:21,346 --> 01:13:23,541
Trademark
and copyright papers?
1266
01:13:23,615 --> 01:13:26,413
Don't need them.
We have ownership from creation.
1267
01:13:26,484 --> 01:13:28,042
Well, the statutes are vague,
1268
01:13:28,119 --> 01:13:30,212
and we found
no relevant precedents.
1269
01:13:30,288 --> 01:13:32,051
Vortolon vs. Clemens.
1270
01:13:32,123 --> 01:13:34,250
Full-weight brand coffee brought suit
1271
01:13:34,325 --> 01:13:37,260
against full major brand and won.
1272
01:13:37,328 --> 01:13:38,989
1932.
1273
01:13:41,466 --> 01:13:42,956
Mr. Guidry?
1274
01:13:44,502 --> 01:13:45,799
I thought you were dead.
1275
01:13:48,339 --> 01:13:53,367
So, you, uh, researched this
yourself, Mr. Guidry?
1276
01:13:53,444 --> 01:13:56,709
Yeah, he's a genius
at these kinds of things.
1277
01:13:59,851 --> 01:14:01,785
All right.
Let's settle this.
1278
01:14:01,853 --> 01:14:03,445
I got a lunch at Commander's.
1279
01:14:03,521 --> 01:14:05,716
Now, if we went to trial,
we'd lose the name,
1280
01:14:05,790 --> 01:14:07,223
so we'll give you that.
1281
01:14:07,292 --> 01:14:09,453
Now it's just money.
1282
01:14:09,527 --> 01:14:11,688
It's impossible
to assess revenues lost,
1283
01:14:11,763 --> 01:14:14,197
so I'm gonna write
a number down,
1284
01:14:14,265 --> 01:14:17,962
and you either accept it,
or we go fightin'.
1285
01:14:27,846 --> 01:14:31,009
Twenty thousand bucks?
1286
01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:35,719
I'll take it, man!
Shit, yeah!
1287
01:14:35,787 --> 01:14:37,550
- Yeah!
- Damn it. He'd have taken 10.
1288
01:14:39,357 --> 01:14:41,222
Thank you, Mr. Hale!
1289
01:14:41,292 --> 01:14:43,123
You're welcome, Mr. Bergeron.
1290
01:14:43,194 --> 01:14:44,627
Yeah.
1291
01:14:44,696 --> 01:14:46,926
Uh, we're not quite done here,
young lady.
1292
01:14:46,998 --> 01:14:49,330
Hold on, Ashton.
Don't push it.
1293
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:50,799
Your client's happy.
1294
01:14:50,869 --> 01:14:52,302
Yeah.
1295
01:14:52,370 --> 01:14:55,339
Mr. Bergeron's not my client.
1296
01:14:55,406 --> 01:14:57,203
Mr. Downs paid my retainer.
1297
01:14:57,275 --> 01:14:59,470
What?
1298
01:14:59,544 --> 01:15:02,274
You hired him?
1299
01:15:02,347 --> 01:15:06,511
This is how you finally part
with your precious CD money?
1300
01:15:07,518 --> 01:15:09,952
What could you possibly
want from this?
1301
01:15:15,894 --> 01:15:17,759
Oh, what does he want?
1302
01:15:17,829 --> 01:15:20,662
A lifetime supply of Cheerios?
1303
01:15:20,732 --> 01:15:22,757
What the hell is this?
1304
01:15:22,834 --> 01:15:26,270
And it's gotta be a shiny one,
not dull gray.
1305
01:15:26,337 --> 01:15:28,862
Fine! A shiny one.
1306
01:15:28,940 --> 01:15:31,170
Get this and get it over with.
1307
01:15:43,688 --> 01:15:45,918
It's not a fantasy.
It's a plan.
1308
01:15:45,990 --> 01:15:48,550
Oh, Mr. Downs!
1309
01:15:58,670 --> 01:16:00,638
Damn.
1310
01:16:14,218 --> 01:16:16,686
Whoa.
1311
01:16:20,091 --> 01:16:22,719
Well, we're gonna
take off, Willie.
1312
01:16:22,794 --> 01:16:24,659
So you're gonna be okay
on your own, right?
1313
01:16:24,729 --> 01:16:27,630
It's cool. I figure we'll
be staying open a long time
1314
01:16:27,699 --> 01:16:29,894
before I use up
20 grand, right?
1315
01:16:29,968 --> 01:16:32,300
- Yeah.
- You can do better than that.
1316
01:16:33,638 --> 01:16:36,732
I just told my dad
to fuck off, so...
1317
01:16:36,808 --> 01:16:39,538
I now owe him a hundred grand
for the initial investment,
1318
01:16:39,610 --> 01:16:41,134
plus 20 grand to you, Willie,
1319
01:16:41,212 --> 01:16:43,203
and whatever
that trailer thing costs,
1320
01:16:43,281 --> 01:16:46,739
so... I'd be a pretty motivated partner.
1321
01:16:49,454 --> 01:16:52,446
Don't let Flakes die
when you run out of that money.
1322
01:16:52,523 --> 01:16:55,083
Plus you need a manager, right?
1323
01:17:00,765 --> 01:17:01,754
I'm starving.
1324
01:17:05,370 --> 01:17:08,703
Yeah, I'm getting
my MBA at Tulane.
1325
01:17:08,773 --> 01:17:11,298
No way.
I got my MBA at Tulane.
1326
01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:13,674
Look, Phi Gamma.
1327
01:17:13,745 --> 01:17:15,940
Oh, my God!
I'm a Kappa!
1328
01:17:36,801 --> 01:17:38,632
We are what?
1329
01:17:38,703 --> 01:17:40,466
What are we,
horny consumers?
1330
01:17:40,538 --> 01:17:41,766
No!
1331
01:17:41,839 --> 01:17:43,397
No, no.
1332
01:17:43,474 --> 01:17:44,668
Fuck them.
Consumers are parasites.
1333
01:17:44,742 --> 01:17:46,107
So what are we, then?
1334
01:17:46,177 --> 01:17:48,270
Rebels?
1335
01:17:48,346 --> 01:17:51,440
No, no, no.
Rebels are wanderers, man.
1336
01:17:51,516 --> 01:17:54,178
No, we are the ones that
make originals from copies,
1337
01:17:54,252 --> 01:17:56,447
the ones that turn poison
into food.
1338
01:17:57,789 --> 01:17:59,780
We're the ones that take
every brand-ass,
1339
01:17:59,857 --> 01:18:02,189
mass-marketing
commercial product
1340
01:18:02,260 --> 01:18:04,125
and turn it into
something that rocks.
1341
01:18:11,769 --> 01:18:15,296
# We are the Freakies
We are the Freakies #
1342
01:18:15,373 --> 01:18:18,171
# And this is
our Freakies Tree #
1343
01:18:19,410 --> 01:18:21,901
# We never miss a meal #
1344
01:18:21,979 --> 01:18:23,913
# 'Cause we love our cereal #
1345
01:18:28,653 --> 01:18:29,915
Whoo!
1346
01:18:29,987 --> 01:18:33,445
# We are the Freakies
We are the Freakies #
1347
01:18:33,524 --> 01:18:37,119
# And I'll show you
what we do #
1348
01:18:37,195 --> 01:18:39,857
# You think you're eating us #
1349
01:18:39,931 --> 01:18:42,559
# But we're really eating you #
1350
01:18:43,568 --> 01:18:45,229
Whoo! Whoo!
1351
01:18:50,074 --> 01:18:52,907
# You think you're eating us #
1352
01:18:52,977 --> 01:18:56,504
# We're gonna show you
what we do #
1353
01:18:56,581 --> 01:18:59,049
# You think you're eating us #
1354
01:18:59,117 --> 01:19:03,611
# We're gonna show you
what we do, ooh #
1355
01:19:03,688 --> 01:19:05,519
# You think you're eating us #
1356
01:19:05,590 --> 01:19:08,684
# But we're really #
1357
01:19:08,759 --> 01:19:10,886
# Eating you #
1358
01:19:12,263 --> 01:19:13,594
# Eating you #
1359
01:19:16,467 --> 01:19:18,162
# They get us sidetracked #
1360
01:19:18,236 --> 01:19:19,794
# Playing with great crap #
1361
01:19:19,871 --> 01:19:22,840
# Wait for the jobs to shut #
1362
01:19:22,907 --> 01:19:25,876
# They like us soft and fat #
1363
01:19:25,943 --> 01:19:28,036
# But we don't buy into that #
1364
01:19:28,112 --> 01:19:29,773
# We don't buy into that #
1365
01:19:29,847 --> 01:19:32,247
# You think
you're eating us #
1366
01:19:32,316 --> 01:19:36,275
# We're gonna show you
what we do #
1367
01:19:36,354 --> 01:19:38,754
# You think you're eating us #
1368
01:19:38,823 --> 01:19:42,850
# We're gonna show you
what we do #
1369
01:19:42,927 --> 01:19:46,920
# You think you're eating us #
1370
01:19:46,998 --> 01:19:50,161
# But we're really eating you #
1371
01:19:51,969 --> 01:19:54,062
# Eating you #
1372
01:20:33,911 --> 01:20:36,175
# You think you're eating us #
1373
01:20:36,247 --> 01:20:37,737
# We're gonna #
1374
01:20:37,815 --> 01:20:40,306
# Show you what we do #
1375
01:20:40,384 --> 01:20:42,852
# You think you're eating us #
1376
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:44,251
# We're gonna #
1377
01:20:44,322 --> 01:20:47,018
# Show you what we do #
1378
01:20:47,091 --> 01:20:49,559
# You think you're eating us #
1379
01:20:49,627 --> 01:20:52,095
# But we're really #
1380
01:20:52,163 --> 01:20:54,188
# Really eating you #
1381
01:20:58,636 --> 01:20:59,933
# Eating you #
1382
01:21:08,646 --> 01:21:10,978
# I ain't screwin' around #
1383
01:21:11,048 --> 01:21:14,779
# When I screw around with you #
1384
01:21:14,852 --> 01:21:17,218
# I ain't screwin' around #
1385
01:21:17,288 --> 01:21:21,349
# I'll do whatever I can do #
1386
01:21:21,425 --> 01:21:23,757
# I won't let it drop #
1387
01:21:23,828 --> 01:21:27,355
# Just because
it makes me squirm #
1388
01:21:27,431 --> 01:21:29,661
# I'm never gonna stop #
1389
01:21:29,734 --> 01:21:34,637
# Just because
you wriggle like a worm #
1390
01:21:34,705 --> 01:21:37,868
# I am an idiot
That's true #
1391
01:21:37,942 --> 01:21:41,241
# I am an idiot
It's true #
1392
01:21:41,312 --> 01:21:45,248
# I am an idiot
for you #
1393
01:21:46,484 --> 01:21:49,351
# I don't mess around #
1394
01:21:49,420 --> 01:21:52,548
# When I mess around
with you #
1395
01:21:52,623 --> 01:21:55,683
# I don't mess around #
1396
01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:58,888
# I do whatever I must do #
1397
01:21:58,963 --> 01:22:02,057
# 'Cause I can't take the chance #
1398
01:22:02,133 --> 01:22:05,193
# It's always later than it seems #
1399
01:22:05,269 --> 01:22:08,238
# I'll kick you in the pants #
1400
01:22:08,306 --> 01:22:09,830
# And crack you #
1401
01:22:09,907 --> 01:22:12,068
# Back into the dream #
1402
01:22:13,210 --> 01:22:16,202
# I am an idiot
That's true #
1403
01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:19,408
# I am an idiot
It's true #
1404
01:22:19,483 --> 01:22:22,714
# I am an idiot
for you #
1405
01:22:22,787 --> 01:22:25,813
# I am an idiot
for you #
1406
01:22:25,890 --> 01:22:30,156
# I am an idiot
That's true #
1407
01:22:30,227 --> 01:22:33,162
# Are you my idiot, too? #
1408
01:22:46,811 --> 01:22:48,244
# I'm a fool for you #
1409
01:22:48,312 --> 01:22:49,802
# I'm a fool for you #
1410
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,472
# I'm a fool for you #
1411
01:22:51,549 --> 01:22:52,982
# I'm a fool for you #
1412
01:22:53,050 --> 01:22:54,540
# I'm a fool for you #
1413
01:22:54,618 --> 01:22:57,212
# I'm a fool for you #
1414
01:23:18,642 --> 01:23:22,043
# I took my time #
1415
01:23:22,113 --> 01:23:25,913
# And made a list #
1416
01:23:25,983 --> 01:23:31,888
# Of all the things I hate #
1417
01:23:33,524 --> 01:23:38,154
# You are one #
1418
01:23:40,264 --> 01:23:45,861
# You are one #