1 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:10,445 STRANGE DAYS 2 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,234 So let me get this straight: 3 00:01:12,311 --> 00:01:14,967 you wake up snuggling a girl that you didn't even get to fuck? 4 00:01:15,067 --> 00:01:16,934 I'm not repeating myself again. 5 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,700 - It's disgusting. - What is disgusting about that, Drama? 6 00:01:19,767 --> 00:01:21,568 What's disgusting is the only reason 7 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:23,534 a guy should be forced to snuggle a girl 8 00:01:23,633 --> 00:01:25,568 is if he's allowed to fuck her first. 9 00:01:25,633 --> 00:01:28,468 Or at least if she promises she'll fuck him later. 10 00:01:28,535 --> 00:01:30,660 - Who snuggles in a threesome anyway? - Question. 11 00:01:30,732 --> 00:01:33,408 - Who uses the word snuggle? - E and E. 12 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:36,304 Men spoon, E. Women snuggle. 13 00:01:36,368 --> 00:01:37,998 I'm glad you're in on this too, Vince. 14 00:01:38,058 --> 00:01:39,440 What? Come on, it was funny. 15 00:01:39,537 --> 00:01:41,521 Besides, I just got fired. I need a good laugh. 16 00:01:41,617 --> 00:01:43,661 Well, you can laugh in the car. I promised Sloan 17 00:01:43,757 --> 00:01:46,221 I'd look at her setup for tonight. I want you guys to come. 18 00:01:46,318 --> 00:01:48,062 We're going to her charity event tonight, 19 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:49,843 why do we have to go again this morning? 20 00:01:49,936 --> 00:01:52,253 Because Tori'll be there and it'll be freakin' awkward. 21 00:01:52,348 --> 00:01:54,682 If you guys are there I can say we're going to lunch, 22 00:01:54,746 --> 00:01:55,991 otherwise I might get stuck. 23 00:01:56,055 --> 00:01:58,041 Okay, fine, E. If you need us to go, we'll go. 24 00:01:58,135 --> 00:01:59,792 Okay? Right, guys? 25 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:02,630 - Yeah, of course. - All right, we'll go. 26 00:02:02,707 --> 00:02:05,822 We'll go. But what you really need, E, 27 00:02:06,245 --> 00:02:09,020 is a good snuggle. Get over here! 28 00:02:13,898 --> 00:02:16,633 Just checking in, Eric, wanted to see how our boy is holding up. 29 00:02:16,717 --> 00:02:18,703 He wants to know how you're doing. 30 00:02:18,765 --> 00:02:20,960 Well, besides the fact that the "L.A. Times" 31 00:02:21,067 --> 00:02:23,231 compared me to Terrell Owens, I'm doing great. 32 00:02:23,298 --> 00:02:24,582 You hear that, Ari? 33 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,461 Yeah, the Eagles got rid of T.O. and look where they landed. 34 00:02:27,536 --> 00:02:29,900 "Aquaman 2" is gonna make "Speed 2" 35 00:02:29,968 --> 00:02:32,163 look like "Citizen fucking Kane." 36 00:02:32,237 --> 00:02:34,660 All right, you tell Vince we will bounce back. 37 00:02:34,735 --> 00:02:37,681 You can tell him yourself at Sloan's event tonight, right, Ari? 38 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:39,760 Ah, come on, Ari. It's for a good cause. 39 00:02:39,837 --> 00:02:41,531 Help her out. It would mean a lot to me. 40 00:02:41,626 --> 00:02:44,311 I get hard thinking about the fact that you actually like me, E. 41 00:02:44,408 --> 00:02:45,571 However, I am sitting down 42 00:02:45,637 --> 00:02:48,172 with your father-in-law for the first time in nine months. 43 00:02:48,266 --> 00:02:50,462 If all goes well, I promise you 44 00:02:50,536 --> 00:02:54,030 that I will try to show up if you promise me not to wear any panties. 45 00:02:54,108 --> 00:02:56,132 - Bye, Ari. - Bye, Eric. 46 00:02:58,238 --> 00:03:00,900 - Ari! - I hoped you sharpened your fangs, Bar, 47 00:03:00,967 --> 00:03:03,302 because it is go time. 48 00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:04,930 Hold that! 49 00:03:05,397 --> 00:03:06,700 Terrance. 50 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:09,601 Ari, you look a little haggard. Everything all right? 51 00:03:09,665 --> 00:03:12,201 It's called aging, Terrance. Not everyone can stay young 52 00:03:12,266 --> 00:03:14,160 by sucking the blood of their employees. 53 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:17,431 Gentlemen, let's keep this civil. I suggest-- 54 00:03:17,506 --> 00:03:20,232 Ari, you and I are both born negotiators. 55 00:03:20,307 --> 00:03:22,863 So let's keep the legal eagles out of this, shall we? 56 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,562 - Absolutely. - Good. 57 00:03:24,636 --> 00:03:26,902 Now, in the interest of putting this 58 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:29,012 whole sordid mess behind us, 59 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:31,890 I think you'll find this offer very generous. 60 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:34,950 We've been here before. You know what? Save a tree, 61 00:03:35,087 --> 00:03:36,813 say it out loud. 62 00:03:37,267 --> 00:03:39,602 I'm prepared to offer you 63 00:03:39,668 --> 00:03:41,863 $4 million. 64 00:03:42,487 --> 00:03:43,410 Four? 65 00:03:45,506 --> 00:03:49,062 Okay, first let me counter by saying "fuck you." 66 00:03:49,135 --> 00:03:51,203 You see, while you were off 67 00:03:51,268 --> 00:03:53,360 on your eight-year "sabbatical"-- 68 00:03:53,435 --> 00:03:55,163 sailing, duck hunting, 69 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,263 whatever the fuck it is you do-- 70 00:03:57,338 --> 00:04:01,303 I took that agency from the midlevel shithole it was 71 00:04:01,368 --> 00:04:03,230 to the powerhouse it currently is 72 00:04:03,308 --> 00:04:06,531 - and I can prove it. - And I thought I had an ego. 73 00:04:06,605 --> 00:04:08,830 You want to go to court? Let's. 74 00:04:08,906 --> 00:04:10,402 I got nothing but time. 75 00:04:10,466 --> 00:04:13,700 Or have you forgot I got a very rich wife who loves to spoil me. 76 00:04:13,766 --> 00:04:15,682 Let's get the fuck out of here. 77 00:04:16,337 --> 00:04:17,473 Wait. 78 00:04:19,495 --> 00:04:20,861 10 million. 79 00:04:21,188 --> 00:04:23,432 - 12 million. - Fine. 80 00:04:23,627 --> 00:04:26,160 - 11 it is. - You got yourself a deal. 81 00:04:27,958 --> 00:04:30,631 Thank fucking God! 82 00:04:30,775 --> 00:04:31,730 Y eah! 83 00:04:32,437 --> 00:04:34,862 Way to earn your commission in there, Bar. 84 00:04:38,525 --> 00:04:40,240 So what's your opening line gonna be? 85 00:04:40,338 --> 00:04:42,471 - Fuck off. - Vinc I don't think they'll like that. 86 00:04:42,568 --> 00:04:45,462 Just make sure you say hello to Sloan first, everything will be fine. 87 00:04:45,537 --> 00:04:48,323 - Thanks for that tip, Drama. - Look, if you don't want us here... 88 00:04:48,385 --> 00:04:50,093 Just get in here. 89 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:56,483 - Hey. - Hi, baby, how are you? 90 00:04:59,806 --> 00:05:02,262 - Hello. - Hello. 91 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:06,101 - Hi, guys. - What's up? 92 00:05:06,317 --> 00:05:06,970 Hey. 93 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,190 - The place looks amazing. - Yup. 94 00:05:12,318 --> 00:05:13,433 Thank you. 95 00:05:13,527 --> 00:05:15,663 Yeah, you guys really work well together. 96 00:05:16,117 --> 00:05:18,563 So, Sloan, 97 00:05:18,637 --> 00:05:21,201 it's great what you're doing here and if there's anything 98 00:05:21,267 --> 00:05:23,422 I can do to help tonight, I'm down with the cause. 99 00:05:23,485 --> 00:05:24,873 Really? Anything? 100 00:05:24,937 --> 00:05:26,351 - Anything. - That is great, 101 00:05:26,448 --> 00:05:29,332 because we're supposed to auction off a dinner date with Zach Braff, 102 00:05:29,426 --> 00:05:31,431 but he literally just bailed. 103 00:05:31,506 --> 00:05:33,312 Anything else? 104 00:05:33,465 --> 00:05:36,131 - No, that's it. - Whatever you need. 105 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:38,021 Thank you so much. 106 00:05:39,265 --> 00:05:42,032 Oh, the flower guys. Hold on one second. 107 00:05:42,197 --> 00:05:43,551 Hello. 108 00:05:44,047 --> 00:05:45,830 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah... 109 00:05:46,468 --> 00:05:49,933 I'm gonna go back to the hotel and work on my tan, so I'll see you guys later. 110 00:05:50,007 --> 00:05:51,260 - Goodbye. - Bye. 111 00:05:51,338 --> 00:05:52,730 - Peace. - Goodbye, Eric. 112 00:05:52,807 --> 00:05:53,771 Later. 113 00:05:55,508 --> 00:05:56,860 Ooh yeah. 114 00:05:56,937 --> 00:05:59,561 Jesus, and you thought you wanted to get in and out fast. 115 00:05:59,637 --> 00:06:01,500 - She was cold, right? - Cold? 116 00:06:01,565 --> 00:06:03,801 She ran from you like a chicken with a bad cough. 117 00:06:03,868 --> 00:06:06,532 - What does that mean? - It's an avian flu reference. 118 00:06:06,606 --> 00:06:07,941 Oh, good one. 119 00:06:08,566 --> 00:06:10,002 This is not good. 120 00:06:10,147 --> 00:06:12,662 E, I don't know what you're obsessing about. 121 00:06:12,738 --> 00:06:14,233 She thinks I'm a freak. 122 00:06:14,308 --> 00:06:17,031 You hit her with the unsolicited snuggle, you are a freak. 123 00:06:17,108 --> 00:06:20,631 You know what, take me home. I'm gonna drive over to her hotel and apologize. 124 00:06:20,706 --> 00:06:23,702 What? Apologize? For snuggling her? 125 00:06:23,768 --> 00:06:25,801 For invading her space. I don't know. 126 00:06:25,865 --> 00:06:28,002 You're a sensitive guy, E. 127 00:06:28,685 --> 00:06:30,933 - It's kinda queer. - Whatever. 128 00:06:31,006 --> 00:06:32,760 You know what, Drama? He is sensitive. 129 00:06:32,835 --> 00:06:34,800 Maybe we should all go with him. 130 00:06:34,866 --> 00:06:37,090 Thanks, Turtle, but I don't need support on this one. 131 00:06:37,157 --> 00:06:40,602 Wasn't going for support. Was going to see Tori's ass in a bathing suit. 132 00:06:51,008 --> 00:06:52,863 Ah, the girls from Wisteria Lane. 133 00:06:52,937 --> 00:06:55,601 Which one of you is hiding a large black man in your basement? 134 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:57,430 Funny, Ari. What are you doing here? 135 00:06:57,525 --> 00:07:00,161 I came here to tell you, honey, that our marriage is a sham 136 00:07:00,238 --> 00:07:02,231 and the last 15 years have meant nothing. 137 00:07:02,308 --> 00:07:04,900 - What are you talking about? - I came here to tell you 138 00:07:04,965 --> 00:07:07,633 that I want it to actually mean something this time. 139 00:07:08,675 --> 00:07:10,663 Oh my God! 140 00:07:10,737 --> 00:07:12,532 - Ari! - Let me put it on you, baby. 141 00:07:12,608 --> 00:07:14,503 - Oh my God. - Look at that. 142 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,821 Whip 'em out, ladies. Let's see who's got the biggest. 143 00:07:16,906 --> 00:07:19,260 - I take it the meeting went well. - It went well, baby. 144 00:07:19,362 --> 00:07:22,438 Let me show you how well it went. I'm stealing the bride-to-be, everyone. 145 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:24,534 - Where are we going? - It's a secret. 146 00:07:24,608 --> 00:07:28,008 Lunch is on me provided that Joyce, you still have your stomach stapled. 147 00:07:28,065 --> 00:07:31,561 Fuck you, Ari. Just for that I'm ordering a bottle of Cristal. 148 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:34,802 The new Gold standard. It's gonna make the endeavor building 149 00:07:34,868 --> 00:07:36,833 look like a fucking Dunkin' Donuts. 150 00:07:36,905 --> 00:07:38,861 Oh my God, it is huge. 151 00:07:38,935 --> 00:07:40,901 It'll house 150 agents. 152 00:07:40,967 --> 00:07:43,131 All of whom, if they're sexually harassed, 153 00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:46,350 have only one person to sue-- me. 154 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:48,860 Ari, can we afford this? 155 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,431 Baby, listen, we've been planning this for nine months. 156 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:54,303 With this money all the pieces are in place. 157 00:07:54,365 --> 00:07:56,853 I know you're scared. But it's time. 158 00:07:57,068 --> 00:07:58,943 Just say yes. 159 00:08:00,316 --> 00:08:01,223 Yes. 160 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,232 Let's go take a lap in the executive jacuzzi. 161 00:08:04,285 --> 00:08:05,590 You've got a jacuzzi in here? 162 00:08:05,665 --> 00:08:07,830 - Not yet, but they'll put one in. - No, they won't. 163 00:08:07,906 --> 00:08:09,560 - We could talk about it. - We just did. 164 00:08:09,635 --> 00:08:11,600 - I don't know. Maybe I can bribe you. - Here? 165 00:08:11,666 --> 00:08:13,600 Ari, are you out of your mind? 166 00:08:14,448 --> 00:08:15,011 Oh! 167 00:08:32,286 --> 00:08:35,761 - Eric. Yo, what's up, E? - Hey, Seth. What's going on? 168 00:08:35,868 --> 00:08:37,682 - How are you? - I'm good, I'm good. 169 00:08:37,837 --> 00:08:41,130 How's Vince, man? I can't believe they fired him. That is brutal. 170 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:44,792 It's for the best really. Frees us to do other projects we're more interested in. 171 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:45,743 Good. 172 00:08:45,785 --> 00:08:47,460 Sorry about your show getting canceled. 173 00:08:47,518 --> 00:08:49,210 Oh yeah, what are you gonna do, man? 174 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:52,263 Nobody believed that four guys in their 30s were gonna live together. 175 00:08:52,335 --> 00:08:54,763 Yeah, well I lived at the guest house until last year. 176 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:58,060 You get moved up to the maid's quarters now? I'm kidding. 177 00:08:59,058 --> 00:09:00,320 How's Sloan? 178 00:09:00,445 --> 00:09:01,732 She's good. You know Sloan? 179 00:09:01,805 --> 00:09:03,833 Yeah, I know Sloan. She's a great girl, man. 180 00:09:03,907 --> 00:09:05,663 - Yeah. - You guys doing all right? 181 00:09:05,735 --> 00:09:08,781 - Yeah, good. I'll tell her you said hi. - You should. 182 00:09:09,986 --> 00:09:11,972 - Eric? - Hey, Tori. 183 00:09:12,187 --> 00:09:13,861 Oh, excuse me. 184 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:16,441 - It's not what it looks like, Seth. - It never is, man. 185 00:09:17,686 --> 00:09:19,292 - Hey. - Hi. 186 00:09:19,418 --> 00:09:21,041 Can we get a drink? 187 00:09:21,737 --> 00:09:23,911 Um, yeah, sure. 188 00:09:26,656 --> 00:09:29,362 All right, look, I just wanted to come by and apologize. 189 00:09:29,487 --> 00:09:31,591 - For what? - For the other day. 190 00:09:31,685 --> 00:09:34,493 - You know, the way we woke up. - You mean the way I woke up. 191 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,750 Yeah. It was completely unintentional. 192 00:09:36,906 --> 00:09:38,861 Well, obviously, I mean, you were sleeping. 193 00:09:38,956 --> 00:09:41,300 Exactly. I was as surprised as you were. 194 00:09:41,516 --> 00:09:43,620 But I just prefer if we didn't tell Sloan. 195 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:47,032 I mean, she might think it was weird. I mean, it was a little weird, right? 196 00:09:47,278 --> 00:09:49,201 Well, I mean, actually waking up 197 00:09:49,358 --> 00:09:51,281 with you spooning me was kind of funny 198 00:09:51,407 --> 00:09:54,960 but I think Sloan would think it was a lot weirder that you're here right now. 199 00:09:55,777 --> 00:09:58,343 Well, the only reason I came here was to apologize. 200 00:09:59,606 --> 00:10:01,193 I hope so. 201 00:10:01,748 --> 00:10:03,300 Why else would I be here? 202 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,900 Eric, I have no idea. I hardly know you. 203 00:10:06,116 --> 00:10:07,742 But let me tell you something about me. 204 00:10:07,806 --> 00:10:10,172 The other night was fun and nothing more. 205 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,352 I know. 206 00:10:11,418 --> 00:10:14,300 And Sloan is a really good friend of mine and she's your girlfriend 207 00:10:14,368 --> 00:10:19,131 so you just being here behind her back is making me totally uncomfortable. 208 00:10:19,825 --> 00:10:22,541 Sorry. Fine. 209 00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:24,200 I can't believe we just did that. 210 00:10:24,295 --> 00:10:26,791 What? It was like freshman year at the Z.B.T. House. 211 00:10:26,885 --> 00:10:29,503 We didn't do it freshman year at the Z.B.T. House, Ari. 212 00:10:29,657 --> 00:10:32,010 You're right. It was Amy Myers. 213 00:10:32,136 --> 00:10:33,942 You fucked Amy Myers? Oh my God. 214 00:10:34,035 --> 00:10:37,443 You're gonna get mad about it? It was 20 years ago and you landed the big prize. 215 00:10:37,535 --> 00:10:39,611 - I did. - I love you. Come here. 216 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:42,301 Oh my God, Ari! What the hell? 217 00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:44,130 - I think that was Adam Davies. - Who? 218 00:10:44,206 --> 00:10:46,901 It's that rat-fuck that screwed me with Terrance last year. 219 00:10:46,965 --> 00:10:50,033 - So what? - So? Is that rock fucking blinding you? 220 00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:52,261 If Terrance knows that I'm taking the big space 221 00:10:52,337 --> 00:10:54,331 he'll know that I'm starting the big agency. 222 00:10:54,407 --> 00:10:56,602 So what's the difference if he knows? 223 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,412 - Oh my God, we don't have the money. - We have an agreement. 224 00:10:59,478 --> 00:11:01,792 Baby, it's all-- he didn't see anything. It's all good. 225 00:11:01,885 --> 00:11:03,991 - Get me up. - Don't worry about it. 226 00:11:04,238 --> 00:11:06,003 What the fuck was that? 227 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,532 My wife lost a contact, Davies. 228 00:11:09,606 --> 00:11:11,513 Why don't you pop out and help us? 229 00:11:11,606 --> 00:11:14,331 Maybe I'll give you a little curbing when you're on your knees. 230 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:17,023 You'd love to see me with something hard in my mouth, huh, Ari? 231 00:11:17,117 --> 00:11:18,772 - Oh, Jesus. - Sorry. 232 00:11:18,897 --> 00:11:20,973 He brings it out of me. 233 00:11:21,296 --> 00:11:22,532 Later. 234 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:24,012 What, baby? It's all good. 235 00:11:24,127 --> 00:11:26,153 He doesn't suspect a thing. Come on. 236 00:11:26,365 --> 00:11:29,100 - She basically called me a stalker. - Basically? 237 00:11:29,198 --> 00:11:31,782 From snuggler to stalker. Sounds like an M.O.W. 238 00:11:32,055 --> 00:11:35,103 Girls have a tendency to throw that term around, E. 239 00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:36,801 I wouldn't sweat it. 240 00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:39,033 The only reason I went down there was to apologize. 241 00:11:39,107 --> 00:11:41,163 Which I didn't understand in the first place. 242 00:11:41,238 --> 00:11:43,052 Vince, let's for a moment just assume 243 00:11:43,145 --> 00:11:45,071 we understand the reason for the apology. 244 00:11:45,235 --> 00:11:48,423 - Why to her? - Yeah, E, why to her? 245 00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:50,903 - Yeah, why her? - What do you mean? 246 00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:53,400 I mean if anything you should be apologizing to Sloan. 247 00:11:53,465 --> 00:11:56,302 Exactly. After all, she was the one you weren't snuggling with. 248 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,633 Maybe there's another reason you went down there. 249 00:11:58,707 --> 00:12:00,543 Maybe there's a reason behind the snuggle. 250 00:12:00,797 --> 00:12:02,121 Oh no. 251 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:06,402 Did E fall in love during a threesome? 252 00:12:06,467 --> 00:12:09,531 If anyone could do it, it's E. 253 00:12:09,607 --> 00:12:12,661 You're like a chick. I mean, the guy cannot have unemotional sex. 254 00:12:12,737 --> 00:12:14,201 - I didn't have sex. - Whatever. 255 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,362 You can't whack off without weeping. 256 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,402 I went down there for no other reason than to say that I'm sorry 257 00:12:19,468 --> 00:12:21,700 and apologize for cuddling 258 00:12:21,768 --> 00:12:23,660 or spooning or whatever, Drama. 259 00:12:23,736 --> 00:12:25,603 It was unintentional. It was an accident. 260 00:12:25,695 --> 00:12:27,941 Freud says there are no accidents. 261 00:12:30,088 --> 00:12:33,752 You guys crossed swords during your threesome. Accident? 262 00:12:37,437 --> 00:12:39,903 Yo, yo, Eric Murphy. 263 00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:41,701 Come on, we're gonna be late. 264 00:12:41,798 --> 00:12:42,482 I'm coming. 265 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,780 I can't believe I'm the one telling you that. 266 00:12:45,337 --> 00:12:47,112 - Yo. - Yo. 267 00:12:48,908 --> 00:12:51,461 - Never mind. - Come on, what's up? 268 00:12:52,168 --> 00:12:54,203 I can't stop thinking about Tori. 269 00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:56,260 It makes me sick. I feel guilty. 270 00:12:56,338 --> 00:12:58,463 Jesus. Really? 271 00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:00,932 I was just kidding. You're really into her? 272 00:13:01,007 --> 00:13:04,963 No, it's just that when we were doing our whole, you know, thing, 273 00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:07,250 I wanted her. Bad. 274 00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:08,370 So? 275 00:13:08,535 --> 00:13:10,450 More than I wanted Sloan. 276 00:13:10,636 --> 00:13:12,811 - Oh. - Yeah. 277 00:13:13,105 --> 00:13:17,001 E, you had a threesome. Any guy's gonna want what he's never had during that. 278 00:13:18,046 --> 00:13:19,420 I still want her. 279 00:13:19,515 --> 00:13:22,001 You were this close to having her. It was a big tease. 280 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,972 If you would have had it it'd be over now. 281 00:13:24,075 --> 00:13:25,722 - You think? - Absolutely. 282 00:13:25,817 --> 00:13:29,163 And here's the good news. She's not into you. 283 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,833 She thinks you're a stalker. 284 00:13:31,905 --> 00:13:35,560 She was probably wanting the whole threesome thing just to get to Sloan. 285 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:39,863 And she lives 3000 miles away so just get through the night and it's over. 286 00:13:40,077 --> 00:13:41,550 It should be a good one. 287 00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:44,260 Hey, I'm the one who's being sold like I'm on eBay. 288 00:13:49,508 --> 00:13:52,002 It could be fun, Vince. Like that time you got auctioned off 289 00:13:52,076 --> 00:13:54,752 - for the Feed the World event. - Jesus, remember that Cuban guy 290 00:13:54,818 --> 00:13:57,342 who bought me and wanted me to come live with him in Havana? 291 00:13:57,406 --> 00:13:59,843 Guy never sent me those cigars he promised. I should call. 292 00:13:59,935 --> 00:14:03,060 Ask if he knows any good lefties for the Yanks Bullpen while you're at it. 293 00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:04,451 Great mother of God. 294 00:14:04,555 --> 00:14:06,432 Oh, she cleans up good, huh? 295 00:14:06,505 --> 00:14:09,860 Just get through the night. 296 00:14:09,938 --> 00:14:12,963 - Hey, guys. - Hey! 297 00:14:13,035 --> 00:14:15,933 Thank you so much for coming. Hi. 298 00:14:16,007 --> 00:14:18,200 - Things look like they're going well. - They are. 299 00:14:18,265 --> 00:14:20,562 They're about to get even better. Vince, come with me? 300 00:14:20,637 --> 00:14:22,660 Let's show the ladies what they're bidding on. 301 00:14:22,735 --> 00:14:24,660 - I thought it was a silent auction. - It is. 302 00:14:24,755 --> 00:14:26,933 But I've got to present the merchandise. 303 00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:30,801 Let's go get a drink. 304 00:14:30,868 --> 00:14:33,702 Where do you want to go? French Riviera, St. Barts, 305 00:14:33,768 --> 00:14:36,872 - Australian outback? - No more spending, Ari. 306 00:14:37,106 --> 00:14:38,933 Not until we're in the clear. 307 00:14:39,006 --> 00:14:41,660 We are in the clear, baby. I don't know why I panicked. 308 00:14:41,736 --> 00:14:43,663 Davies saw us in the middle of the street. 309 00:14:43,737 --> 00:14:45,801 What does that mean to him? Absolutely nothing. 310 00:14:45,898 --> 00:14:47,583 Pick a vacation destination. 311 00:14:47,677 --> 00:14:49,742 No more spending, Ari. 312 00:14:49,905 --> 00:14:53,502 It's charity. Come on, it's a tax write-off. 313 00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:56,221 You know what? I'm gonna bid on all of them. 314 00:15:02,605 --> 00:15:05,952 - How are you, mate? - Cheers, Ari. 315 00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:10,032 Prick. 316 00:15:10,888 --> 00:15:14,302 All I'm saying is me and a girl like Tori 317 00:15:14,368 --> 00:15:16,763 are wild kindred free spirits. 318 00:15:16,836 --> 00:15:19,482 I'd never want to go where you've been, E, 319 00:15:19,858 --> 00:15:22,263 but since you never actually got there, 320 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,203 you mind if I try it on for size? 321 00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:26,201 You tried the other night, Drama, no luck. 322 00:15:26,268 --> 00:15:28,303 I'm with E. You got no shot, Drama. 323 00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:31,173 Look, I'm not gonna debate whether or not I can get the girl. 324 00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:33,200 I'm only asking if E would care. 325 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,833 - I have a girlfriend. - Then just say you don't care. 326 00:15:37,985 --> 00:15:40,150 - You can't say it. - I don't care. 327 00:15:40,557 --> 00:15:41,863 Sweet. 328 00:15:41,936 --> 00:15:43,932 Yeah, well, here she comes. 329 00:15:44,008 --> 00:15:46,660 - She looks angry. - Good, I like it mean. 330 00:15:46,735 --> 00:15:49,203 Makes taming them a greater challenge. 331 00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:50,533 Just relax. 332 00:15:50,606 --> 00:15:52,500 - Hi. - Hi. 333 00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:53,800 Hi there. 334 00:15:54,805 --> 00:15:58,302 - Um, can I talk to you? - Sure. 335 00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:03,680 And now our featured item of the evening: 336 00:16:03,816 --> 00:16:06,922 a lovely night of dinner and dancing under the stars... 337 00:16:07,117 --> 00:16:09,191 - Dancing? - One dance. 338 00:16:09,307 --> 00:16:12,861 ...the dashing Vincent Chase, everybody. 339 00:16:17,835 --> 00:16:20,273 Here he comes. Vincent. 340 00:16:20,435 --> 00:16:23,472 Vincent Chase, ladies and gentlemen. 341 00:16:23,845 --> 00:16:26,043 Come on, ladies, there he is-- 342 00:16:26,338 --> 00:16:28,660 As handsome off screen as he is on screen... 343 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,760 Look, I'm sorry if I came off as harsh earlier. 344 00:16:31,856 --> 00:16:34,323 You were right. I shouldn't have come to your hotel. 345 00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:36,102 Yeah, well I was kind of cold 346 00:16:36,197 --> 00:16:38,733 and I probably made you feel like something was wrong 347 00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:41,581 but I know that you're a good guy, Eric. 348 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,660 I knew that... 349 00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:46,050 even before you so lovingly embraced me. 350 00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:49,413 Jesus. I haven't done a lot of these. You? 351 00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:52,853 A few more than you. But not a lot. 352 00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,453 So how were we? 353 00:16:56,866 --> 00:16:58,742 Well, I don't know about you... 354 00:16:58,857 --> 00:17:00,510 Well, Sloan and her rules. 355 00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:01,873 Yeah. 356 00:17:02,446 --> 00:17:04,310 We'll get her to drop those rules tonight 357 00:17:04,408 --> 00:17:06,760 and I'll make a later flight. We'll try again. 358 00:17:08,716 --> 00:17:10,912 - Cheers. - Cheers. 359 00:17:25,028 --> 00:17:27,430 Ladies, this is your chance to spend the evening 360 00:17:27,528 --> 00:17:29,692 with a real live superhero. 361 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,263 So put your bid in now or lose out. 362 00:17:34,538 --> 00:17:36,641 - You owe me big time. - I know I do. 363 00:17:36,725 --> 00:17:38,353 Can I sample the goods? 364 00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:40,960 - I'm selling stock to get you. - Wow. 365 00:17:41,048 --> 00:17:43,170 If I pay more, can I keep you for the weekend? 366 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,673 You know what? We'll discuss it with your husband. 367 00:17:45,797 --> 00:17:48,470 - You seem like a hot ticket tonight. - I feel like an iPod. 368 00:17:48,596 --> 00:17:51,400 - Hey, will you buy me? - I don't think I could afford you. 369 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,240 I could loan you the money. 370 00:17:53,578 --> 00:17:56,522 It's exquisite. It's so unlike you. 371 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,233 - Well... - I must compliment Ari. 372 00:17:59,305 --> 00:18:01,300 God, this must have cost a fortune. 373 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:05,641 Well actually, it's just a C.Z. 374 00:18:05,935 --> 00:18:07,131 Oh... 375 00:18:07,778 --> 00:18:10,642 - Don't tell anyone. - No. Never. 376 00:18:17,617 --> 00:18:18,571 What? 377 00:18:18,656 --> 00:18:21,391 I can't believe I had to tell that bitch this was a fake. 378 00:18:21,707 --> 00:18:23,303 You didn't have to do that. 379 00:18:23,426 --> 00:18:25,501 I thought we were keeping the money a secret. 380 00:18:25,588 --> 00:18:27,602 No, Terrance knows we have money. 381 00:18:27,698 --> 00:18:30,220 - He gave it to me. - How the fuck am I supposed to know? 382 00:18:30,346 --> 00:18:33,243 You have me so confused. I don't like secrets, I don't like lying. 383 00:18:33,335 --> 00:18:36,713 Office space. You just can't say office space. 384 00:18:37,168 --> 00:18:38,160 Well... 385 00:18:50,936 --> 00:18:53,301 Yeah, I thought about tattoos a couple times, 386 00:18:53,395 --> 00:18:55,561 but I could never really decide on one. 387 00:18:55,696 --> 00:18:58,082 Me either. That's why I have four. 388 00:18:58,276 --> 00:19:01,740 Really? I thought I spotted one. 389 00:19:02,056 --> 00:19:03,562 The rest are hiding. 390 00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:05,942 Huh. 391 00:19:10,406 --> 00:19:12,422 Will you excuse me for one second? 392 00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:14,231 I will be right back, I promise. 393 00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:15,520 Okay. 394 00:19:19,568 --> 00:19:21,012 Psst. Hey. 395 00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:24,203 - You're spinning like a top out there. - I've got to get out of here. 396 00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:26,500 - Why, what happened? - I can't be around this girl. 397 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,422 E, come on, we went over this. 398 00:19:28,575 --> 00:19:31,412 She wants another go around. This time no rules. 399 00:19:31,508 --> 00:19:33,460 - Wow, that's nice. - No, it's not nice. 400 00:19:33,555 --> 00:19:35,080 I don't want another go around. 401 00:19:35,178 --> 00:19:36,702 Not with Sloan there, you mean. 402 00:19:36,766 --> 00:19:39,540 I don't know what it is. I got something crazy for this girl. 403 00:19:39,635 --> 00:19:41,200 I told you what it is. 404 00:19:41,308 --> 00:19:44,233 Either way, I want to grab her, I want to take her in the coatroom. 405 00:19:44,305 --> 00:19:46,513 Come on, E. You're not a coatroom kind of guy. 406 00:19:46,608 --> 00:19:49,632 Exactly. I'm not a threesome kind of a guy either. That's the problem. 407 00:19:49,707 --> 00:19:51,460 - Just relax. - No, I can't relax, okay? 408 00:19:51,537 --> 00:19:53,720 I cannot be around Sloan and her together. 409 00:19:53,816 --> 00:19:56,773 She's gonna see it's written all over my face, know what I'm saying? 410 00:19:56,865 --> 00:19:59,290 Yeah, I do. You're a good Catholic boy. 411 00:19:59,388 --> 00:20:01,951 It's cute. So avoid temptation. Go home. 412 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,790 I'll tell them you're sick. 413 00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:07,462 Coatroom. 414 00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:12,440 Eric. Hey, where are you going? 415 00:20:12,595 --> 00:20:15,101 I was just gonna go outside. I'm not feeling that well. 416 00:20:15,238 --> 00:20:18,480 - Oh no. - I'm just feeling a little nauseous. 417 00:20:18,578 --> 00:20:20,370 Oh, I'm sorry, baby. 418 00:20:20,497 --> 00:20:22,333 You know, I think I might need to go home. 419 00:20:22,398 --> 00:20:24,010 Yeah, of course. Go to my place. 420 00:20:24,138 --> 00:20:26,730 I'll just finish up here and wait for Tori's car to arrive, 421 00:20:26,857 --> 00:20:29,022 then I'll come back and take care of you, okay? 422 00:20:29,117 --> 00:20:30,981 - Okay. - I love you. 423 00:20:31,077 --> 00:20:32,642 I love you too. 424 00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:38,742 - See you. - Feel better. 425 00:20:40,165 --> 00:20:42,093 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. 426 00:20:42,218 --> 00:20:45,372 It's time to announce the winners of tonight's silent auction, 427 00:20:45,527 --> 00:20:48,453 the winner of the Dodgers box seats, 428 00:20:48,575 --> 00:20:50,172 Peter Vapnick. 429 00:20:50,285 --> 00:20:52,422 Figures. The only thing I actually wanted. 430 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:54,800 - You don't deserve it! - Congratulations, Peter. 431 00:20:54,895 --> 00:20:57,333 It's okay, Ari. I have something better you can bid on. 432 00:20:57,425 --> 00:20:59,443 What, are you selling your ass again, Davies? 433 00:20:59,538 --> 00:21:01,462 No, my client list. 434 00:21:01,606 --> 00:21:04,892 I know you're taking space. I want in. 435 00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:07,572 You're crazy. 436 00:21:09,257 --> 00:21:12,990 I'd think that too if I didn't see you dive under that car to avoid me today. 437 00:21:13,135 --> 00:21:15,453 But I did. It made me curious. 438 00:21:15,576 --> 00:21:17,922 So much so that I pulled a U-ey and went snooping. 439 00:21:18,048 --> 00:21:20,140 And guess what I found. 440 00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:24,663 Office space that says unless your wife's baby blanket biz went big time, 441 00:21:24,768 --> 00:21:27,900 you are about to open the largest agency in town. 442 00:21:28,207 --> 00:21:30,071 I want partnership, corner office 443 00:21:30,198 --> 00:21:32,582 and $1 million guaranteed salary. 444 00:21:36,955 --> 00:21:40,632 A: you wouldn't get that even if I did like you, Davies. 445 00:21:40,727 --> 00:21:43,842 And B: even if I were taking space, which I am not, 446 00:21:44,027 --> 00:21:45,952 you fucked me last year. 447 00:21:46,085 --> 00:21:48,402 Do you really think we can work together? 448 00:21:48,597 --> 00:21:51,160 Come on, Ari. We're all animals. 449 00:21:51,278 --> 00:21:53,531 We just go wherever there's the most food. 450 00:21:53,725 --> 00:21:56,223 My fridge is bare, pal. 451 00:21:56,605 --> 00:21:59,132 Okay, should we see what Terrance thinks about it? 452 00:21:59,257 --> 00:22:01,963 ...winner of St. Barts for $12,800 453 00:22:02,116 --> 00:22:04,262 is Ari Gold. 454 00:22:07,017 --> 00:22:10,633 Next up, a week of sun and fun on the French Riviera. 455 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:13,411 And the winner is Ari Gold. 456 00:22:14,905 --> 00:22:17,290 Really spending that money, eh, Ari? 457 00:22:17,477 --> 00:22:19,033 What else did you buy? 458 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:22,942 - Oh, nice suit, Davies. - Thank you, Terrance. 459 00:22:23,068 --> 00:22:25,063 ...a date with a movie star-- 460 00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:27,763 the gorgeous Vincent Chase-- 461 00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:31,071 Molly Burns. Molly Burns. 462 00:22:31,288 --> 00:22:33,750 Here she is. Let her hear it. 463 00:22:33,966 --> 00:22:37,342 Come on up, Molly. Vince, ladies and gentlemen. 464 00:22:41,206 --> 00:22:43,101 Vincent Chase. 465 00:22:43,728 --> 00:22:46,220 - Where the fuck is he? - Where is he? 466 00:22:46,446 --> 00:22:48,882 Vincent Chase to the podium. 467 00:22:49,075 --> 00:22:51,000 Hiding is my guess. 468 00:22:51,175 --> 00:22:53,303 Vincent Chase, please. 469 00:22:53,688 --> 00:22:55,330 Vincent Chase to the podium. 470 00:22:55,425 --> 00:22:58,353 - I wonder what you sold for. - I wonder who I sold to. 471 00:23:00,216 --> 00:23:02,402 He's here somewhere. We're gonna find him. 472 00:23:04,595 --> 00:23:05,823 Wait! 473 00:23:06,036 --> 00:23:06,841 Shh! 474 00:23:16,877 --> 00:23:17,741 Hey. 475 00:23:18,838 --> 00:23:20,510 Hey, baby. 476 00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:22,962 How are you feeling? 477 00:23:23,658 --> 00:23:26,062 Good. Who's here? 478 00:23:26,257 --> 00:23:29,363 Tori. She missed her flight. She's gonna crash on the couch. 479 00:23:29,537 --> 00:23:31,401 Her car is coming at 5:30. 480 00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:32,223 Oh. 481 00:23:32,468 --> 00:23:34,531 I'm gonna get ready for bed. Go back to sleep. 482 00:23:34,596 --> 00:23:35,360 Okay. 483 00:24:00,466 --> 00:24:02,330 Oh, you're still here? 484 00:24:02,457 --> 00:24:04,110 Oh, sorry. Did I wake you? 485 00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:07,072 No, just going to get a drink 'cause I'm thirsty. 486 00:24:07,227 --> 00:24:08,121 Okay. 487 00:24:08,565 --> 00:24:11,170 - Listen, it was nice to meet you. - You too. 488 00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:17,662 - What are you thinking, Eric? - I don't know. 489 00:24:17,975 --> 00:24:19,872 Want to jump on the couch for 20 minutes 490 00:24:19,937 --> 00:24:22,073 while Sloan's sleeping in the other room? 491 00:24:23,446 --> 00:24:24,080 No. 492 00:24:25,918 --> 00:24:28,173 - Go back to bed. - I can't sleep. 493 00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:29,633 Take an Ambien. 494 00:24:33,207 --> 00:24:35,763 Listen, am I crazy, or do we both want this? 495 00:24:36,988 --> 00:24:38,603 Does it matter? 496 00:24:40,528 --> 00:24:42,271 You got a great girl in there, Eric. 497 00:24:42,426 --> 00:24:44,350 She almost let you have this. 498 00:24:45,638 --> 00:24:46,992 Don't fuck it up. 499 00:24:50,705 --> 00:24:53,260 - Bye. - Bye. 500 00:24:56,247 --> 00:25:01,163 Subtitles: Lemonhead & Raceman ~ www.forom.com ~