1 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:38,152 (woman) Your Highness, please allow me to make this little contribution. 2 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,555 (man) No, I cannot accept it. 3 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,069 But think of what these could do for your cause. 4 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,670 Even though I know they would mean freedom for many of my people... 5 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:50,076 ...I will not take them. - Please. Please! 6 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:54,559 - These could save the lives of many men. - The men of my country are proud. 7 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,717 They would die rather than have their prince accept charity. 8 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,276 Then think of the lives of the women, the mothers... 9 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,960 The women of my country fight alongside the men. 10 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,640 They are also too proud to accept charity. 11 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,398 Then consider the lives of the children. 12 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,795 The innocent children. 13 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,235 But... for the children. 14 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,953 She's the blonde in the blue sequinned dress. 15 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:35,231 Extremely rich, very married... 16 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:38,670 ...eminently corruptible and a willing infidel. 17 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,076 Perfect. 18 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,956 (croupier) Faites vos jeux! 19 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,396 Rien ne va plus! 20 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,158 Sept rouge, inpair et manque! 21 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,876 Faites vos jeux, messieurs! 22 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,518 Monsieur Andre, would you see what you can get for this? 23 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,957 - Not the royal ring, Your Highness? - Sh! 24 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,196 Do you want the whole world to know? 25 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,231 Excuse me. Is that man there truly royalty? 26 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,473 - No, madame. - But you called him "Your Highness". 27 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,636 It was a faux pas. Please forget it. 28 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,830 You can trust me, I won't tell. 29 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:23,477 Madame, I am the police chief of Beaumont-sur-Mer. 30 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,717 What makes you Americans think you can buy anyone at any price? 31 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,990 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - No! 32 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,351 - I've already caused the prince enough... - Prince? 33 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:38,076 He sounded like he was in trouble. Perhaps I can help. 34 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:42,398 If you really want to help, forget everything that you have seen and heard. 35 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,636 Forget the very existence... 36 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,832 ...of that brilliant, extraordinary man... 37 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,716 ...of destiny. 38 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,916 Your Highness... 39 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:04,670 Your Highness, don't be alarmed. I can be trusted. 40 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:08,031 - Are you one of my subjects? - No. I'm an American. 41 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,116 Fanny Eubanks of Omaha. 42 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:15,193 I couldn't help overhearing. If you're in trouble and I can help... 43 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:18,392 Thank you. But I cannot accept. 44 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,193 You've already risked too much just in speaking to me. 45 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,276 I still wanna help. 46 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:30,395 You must understand. I have powerful enemies. 47 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,239 They may be watching even as we... 48 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,716 My God, you're attractive. 49 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,476 It's late. 50 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,115 I must go. 51 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,920 - Has he left? - Yes. Just a moment ago. 52 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,758 Good. 53 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,475 Please. You must tell me where he lives. 54 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:04,831 - I feel it only fair to warn you... - I know he has powerful enemies. 55 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,634 There may also be an emotional risk. 56 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:12,234 You see, His Highness has been a widower for five years. 57 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,395 For five years? 58 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,036 (Fanny) Please, Your Highness. 59 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:26,236 ("Prince") Fanny... the Freedom Fighters thank you. 60 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,074 This is for the overhead. 61 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,395 This goes to you, Arthur. 62 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,954 This goes to you, Andre. 63 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,868 This goes to me... which means it's time to go to Zurich. 64 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,710 Excuse me. May I sit here, please? 65 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,516 - If you like. - Thank you. 66 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,752 Good evening, sir. Would you like to see the menu? 67 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,314 Oh, yes. I'm starving. 68 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,634 Really starving. 69 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,316 Oh! Prices. 70 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,756 Woo! 71 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,315 I think I'll just have some water. 72 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,476 - Water? - Yes. 73 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,469 Only water? But you seemed so hungry. 74 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,117 I'm saving my money for something special. 75 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,276 - My mother. - Your mother? 76 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:26,915 Well, she's not really my mother. Actually, she's my grandmother. 77 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,996 But she raised me. 78 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,955 My real parents... didn't want me. 79 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,917 - Oh, I'm sorry. - But my grandmother is wonderful. 80 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:41,919 She has a laugh that can make the birds sing. 81 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:50,074 But she's been quite ill lately... and the hospital bills have been adding up. 82 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,795 I just wanna do my share. 83 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,676 It's kinda tough for me because I was never very good with money. 84 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:01,828 I just seem to take what the Red Cross pays me and I give it right back to them. 85 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,478 But I am going to help my gram-gram. 86 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:13,718 She is the one who taught me it is better to be truthful and good... 87 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,156 ...than to not. 88 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:29,232 - Waiter! - What are you doing? 89 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,316 Waiter. 90 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,272 - Give this man whatever he wants. - I can't let you buy me a meal! 91 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,799 Nonsense. 92 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:44,589 I'll have a double turkey sandwich on white, fries, a large knockwurst... 93 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,359 ...three bags of chips, a chocolate milk and two beers. 94 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,789 Why don't you have a beer? Three beers. 95 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,194 Thank you. 96 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,989 Forgot I had a first-class ticket. 97 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,076 (chuckles) 98 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,876 - That bother you? - No. 99 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:28,117 # I love to love you in the night... 100 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:31,710 I couldn't help overhearing your conversation in the dining car. 101 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,274 My condolences to your grandmother. 102 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,355 Huh? 103 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,435 Oh! 104 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,278 Oh... right(!) 105 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,276 Didn't you say she was taken ill? 106 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:46,710 I tell 'em what they wanna hear if it gets me what I want. 107 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,271 Rather a shabby trick, isn't it? 108 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,550 I can tell you've got a lot to learn about women. 109 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:59,434 Yes, I'm afraid I am a bit naive when it comes to the weaker sex. 110 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,196 Freddy Benson. 111 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,989 - And you are? - Lawrence Jamieson. 112 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,233 - You're married, aren't you? - You can tell? 113 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,036 Listen. 114 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,993 We're the weaker sex. Men don't live as long as women. 115 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,908 We get more heart attacks, more strokes, more prostate trouble. 116 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,679 I say it's time for a change. 117 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:34,475 I say let them give us money. Let's live off them for a while. 118 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,835 That probably shocks a guy like you, right? 119 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,679 Well, it's rather a revolutionary thought. 120 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,314 Do you really think it's possible? 121 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,395 (laughs) 122 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,478 Look what I did in the dining car! She gave me 100 francs. 123 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,239 That's like, uh... 20 bucks! 124 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:54,354 Do you have any idea what it feels like to take a woman for 20 bucks? 125 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,552 No, I haven't. I'm afraid it's a little out of my class. 126 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:58,995 (tuts) 127 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,190 - What? - It's too bad. 128 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,914 We could've had a blast on the Riviera. 129 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,830 - You're headed for the Riviera? - Yeah. 130 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,669 There's a little town there, supposed to be crawling with rich women. 131 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,075 Oh. And what town is that? 132 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,510 Uh... Beaumont-sur-Mer. 133 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,908 Beaumont-sur-Mer? (laughs) 134 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,110 I'm afraid you've been misinformed. 135 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:33,234 Beaumont used to be lively, but it's been taken over by older, retired couples. 136 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,591 - Older, retired couples? Are you sure? - Yes, I live there. 137 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,188 I'm considered to be the town's playboy. 138 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,669 (whistles) 139 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:45,110 All the social activity has gone to the Italian Riviera. 140 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,151 Portofino. 141 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,432 (exhales) 142 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:53,678 Still doesn't hurt to check it out. Some of these sleepy towns really pay off. 143 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:59,395 Would you excuse me? I have to phone my wife and children. 144 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,114 I like to let them know what time I'm arriving. 145 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:06,319 - They really got you on a leash. - Afraid so. 146 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,396 Well, here we are. 147 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,559 - Older, retired couples? - (Lawrence chuckles) 148 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,636 - You have a ride into town? - Yes, I have. 149 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,558 - Great. You can give me lift. - Do you have a hotel room? 150 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,639 - I never make reservations. - Excuse me. Is this the Portofino train? 151 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,752 Yes, it is. But we're getting off, right? 152 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,836 Scusi. 153 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,950 - We're getting off, right? - Uh... 154 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,919 (Freddy) Gee. 155 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,238 - How far up is Portofino? - (woman) Portofino? 156 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,158 It's about 170km. I live there. 157 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,516 - No! - Yes! 158 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,800 Come and stay with me. You can go to Portofino later. 159 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,390 I would love to, but my grandmother is there and she's expecting me. 160 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:28,036 - Your grandmother is living in Portofino? - Yes. Actually, she's quite ill. 161 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:32,472 Well, good luck. Give my best to your grandmother. I hope her health improves. 162 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,158 - Ciao. - Ciao. 163 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,236 Ciao. 164 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:49,035 Your phone call did not give me much time. 165 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,071 Marion was perfect. 166 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,953 Make sure she gets back all right, Andre. 167 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,715 May I ask why she was necessary? 168 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,752 I needed a decoy. This idiot was sharing my compartment. 169 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,235 He fancied himself as a bit of a player. 170 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,238 Said he was going to do some hunting in my Beaumont-sur-Mer. 171 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,670 Monsieur Lawrence, you can afford to dismiss such amateurs. 172 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:13,475 - Surely he was no match for you? - You can't be too careful, Andre. 173 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,956 A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away. 174 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,115 Hey, Lawrence, listen to this. 175 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:42,832 "A clever, young American con artist, nicknamed The Jackal... 176 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,715 ...has been working Western Europe." 177 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,713 If he's in the papers, how clever can he be? 178 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,879 Now, to business. Krista Knudsen. 179 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:59,153 Widow of Lars Knudsen, the Danish match king. 180 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,234 She left the Excelsior Hotel in Genoa... 181 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:09,399 ...at 0740 hours this morning in a white Ferrari. 182 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,239 She should be arriving at approximately... 183 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,552 Ah-hah! 184 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,636 Here she is now. 185 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,318 (woman) I would like to help your grandmother. 186 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:26,479 - I got some money here. - (Freddy) Oh, no. No, I wouldn't accept it. 187 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,637 That's strange. There's a young man with her. 188 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,997 - Please, I insist. I insist. - I'm gonna pay you back. 189 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,632 - The poacher? - Yes. 190 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,672 And he's no longer satisfied with rabbits. 191 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:45,352 Monsieur Police Inspector, can you arrange something for me? 192 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,791 - I'm gonna pay you back, though. - No! 193 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,476 The usual? 194 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:57,475 Bonjour! 195 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,236 Bonjour! 196 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,396 Bonjour! 197 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,349 Hey! Encore, encore! 198 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,556 (Freddy whoops) 199 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,276 Yee-ha! 200 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,435 # Da da-da da da 201 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,635 # Da-da da-da da da 202 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,030 # Da-da da-da da da daa! 203 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,276 Monsieur! 204 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,596 Merci. 205 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,315 Something like this, OK? All right, here we go! Here we go! 206 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,632 OK. Two more! Two more. How much is it? 207 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,236 Have you seen enough, Mrs Knudsen? 208 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,957 That money was to go toward an operation for his grandmother! 209 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,236 Here we go! Ha ha haa! 210 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,913 He's a confidence man. A trickster. Will Madame sign the complaint? 211 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,712 Gladly. 212 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,392 I told you, I didn't steal any money from her! She gave it to me. 213 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,516 She filed this complaint against you. 214 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:28,758 She caught me with another woman. You're French, you understand that! 215 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,269 To be with another woman, that is French. 216 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,231 To be caught, that is American. 217 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,989 God! All right, what am I gonna do? How am I gonna get out of here? 218 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:41,671 It's very difficult. The charge is a serious one and you are a vagrant, an unknown. 219 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,870 Listen, I'm not a vagrant! 220 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,956 This is my point! 221 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:50,596 I know somebody here. I met him on a train. His name is... 222 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,190 His name is... James... No. 223 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,710 His name is... James Josephson. 224 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,955 Oh, no, no! 225 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,640 James Lawrence. Lawrence! Lawrence! 226 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,956 Lawrence... 227 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,636 Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Fings. 228 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,556 Forest Lawrenceton. 229 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,153 La... Lars. Lars! 230 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:24,598 Lawrence. Lawrence Lacko... 231 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,431 Lawrence... 232 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,516 His name is James Jessenden. 233 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,756 Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Jesterton. 234 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,836 Lawrence Jesterton. 235 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,676 - Lawrence Jamieson? - Yes! 236 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:42,032 Yes! Yes! We're like this! 237 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,400 Freddy. This is really very serious. 238 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,797 - They don't treat gigolos lightly in France. - What do you mean? 239 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,639 Until 75 years ago, they were still castrating them. 240 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,433 Don't say that word. 241 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,429 - What do they do now? - Well, that depends who the judge is. 242 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,830 - Inspecteur, qui est le juge? - (chuckles) Reynoux. 243 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,395 Oh. Judge Reynoux. 244 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,476 (both inhale) 245 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,875 - Good luck, Freddy. - No, no. You can't go. You gotta help me. 246 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,675 - Do you have any money? - Yeah, I got about 12... 900 dollars. 247 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,109 No, I know this chap. He'll want at least 5,000. 248 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,992 5,000? I don't have 5,000! 249 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,748 - Can you get it? - I have it at home. 250 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,348 - I could fly home and mail him a cheque. - OK. 251 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,316 - Inspecteur! - Oui? 252 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,351 Est-il possible... 253 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,436 (whispering) 254 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,870 Non! Non, non, pas possible! Crétin! 255 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,517 Freddy. 256 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,114 He says you can go... Ah-ah-ah! 257 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,233 He's got to have the rest of the money within 48 hours... 258 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:06,309 ...or he'll submit your name to Interpol and you'll never travel in Europe again. 259 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,159 That's fine, that's fine. Thank you, thank you. 260 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,555 Thank you, Lawrence Jamieson. 261 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,594 You know, I'm pretty good at sizing people up... 262 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,393 ...and I think you are one terrific guy. 263 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,069 I suppose I get pleasure from helping people like you out. 264 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,997 - I see you know His Highness. - Who? 265 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,794 - The prince. - The prince? 266 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,237 I saw him shake your hand and pat you on the back. 267 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,236 No kidding! 268 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:53,193 - And you are? - Fanny Eubanks. 269 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,233 Fanny Eubanks? Of Omaha? 270 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,870 - Of Omaha? - You don't have to cover up with me. 271 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,913 It may be my money that's financing your mission. 272 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,273 You're financing my mission? 273 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,510 Perhaps His Highness has mentioned me? 274 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,396 Oh, Lady Fanny of Omaha? 275 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,670 He called me Lady Fanny? 276 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:31,789 Oh, yes. Lady Fanny of Omaha. He speaks of you with great affection. 277 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,876 Drink, sir? 278 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,116 You have done a wonderful thing. 279 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,598 Sir. 280 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,952 Excuse me. I'm very sorry, sir, but the man said it was urgent. 281 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,072 - What man? - The courier, sir. He's waiting outside. 282 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,988 He said you would recognise the secret password. 283 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,070 - What secret password? - (Freddy) Lady Fanny of Omaha! 284 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,878 Hi! 285 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,309 Could you take this to the guest bedroom and see everything is pressed? 286 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,756 Go ahead, Arthur. 287 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,239 Wow! 288 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,794 Wo-ha-ha-how! Wow! 289 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,876 All I can say is "wow"! 290 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,791 What an asshole I was telling you how to take women! 291 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,230 All right. How much do you want? 292 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,989 Oh, Your Highness, I don't want money from a man... 293 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:54,317 ...who needs every penny to free his enslaved people. 294 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,396 (laughs) 295 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,313 - What do you want? - This! 296 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,557 This! I want this! 297 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,311 This is what I want. 298 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,830 I don't want money. I want you to teach me. I'm in your hands. 299 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,749 - You can't be serious. - Larry... 300 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,233 Lawrence. 301 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:22,309 All my life, I wanted to be the best at something. I thought I was, till I met you. 302 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,477 I never realised how far you could go with this scamming thing. 303 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,637 - You've opened my eyes! - Freddy, this "scamming" thing... 304 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,513 ...as you put it, took me years to perfect. 305 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,634 - I got time. - Why should I help you? 306 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,919 A guy with my mouth could ruin a lot of business around here for you. 307 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,434 What sort of an education did you have? 308 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,636 High school diploma. 309 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,115 And you majored in? 310 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,198 - Metal shop. - Metal shop. 311 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,836 All right. I'll do it. 312 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,679 Ha ha haa! 313 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,315 - I'll teach you and pay you a percentage. - Great! 314 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,795 But with this one understanding. 315 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,913 - I run this operation and you do as I say. - Great! 316 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,718 - Classes begin after lunch. - (Freddy laughs) 317 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,110 I have a plan for this Jackal. 318 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,231 There is a man who owes me a favour. 319 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,999 Réné the Knife. He is a master with the stiletto... 320 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,680 ...and an absolute magician at hiding a body. 321 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,439 - Andre... - As police inspector I give you my word... 322 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,791 ...the case will be investigated in a very slipshod manner. 323 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,230 - Stop worrying, Andre. - I tell you, it is a mistake to take him in! 324 00:27:56,360 --> 00:28:00,717 I am taking him in gracefully in order to get him out gracefully. 325 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,116 (# "Putting on the Ritz") 326 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,596 - Well done! - I look great, don't I? I know the moves! 327 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,314 Yes, you're ready. But remember our agreement. 328 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:06,228 - I'm in charge. You do exactly as I say. - Exactly as you say! 329 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,231 (slurps and gulps) 330 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,316 I feel like a kept man. 331 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,676 I'm sorry. 332 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,354 I'm going to tell Andre to tear up the cheque. 333 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,758 Oh, no, you can't! I paid the 100,000 francs in cash. 334 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,636 Damn. 335 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,116 Please don't be mad at me. 336 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:38,153 He said he wouldn't let you leave unless I paid off your loan. 337 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,510 What else did he say? 338 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:45,111 He told me how you needed that money for your country, to fight the communists. 339 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,674 It's just such a noble cause. 340 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,712 Oh, please don't be angry with me. 341 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:54,753 Pretty please! Here comes a creep man... He's out to get you! 342 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,070 There's that smile! 343 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,399 Daddy says we're gonna have the biggest weddin' Tulsa's ever seen. 344 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,476 When do you think we can fly back? 345 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,396 Perhaps we should go by ship. 346 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,999 Oh! (giggles) 347 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,076 Ruprecht loves the water. 348 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,954 - R... Ruprecht? - Yes, Ruprecht. 349 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,076 Didn't I tell you about him? 350 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,156 Ruprecht is my brother. 351 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,632 - You have a brother? - Yes, the young prince. 352 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,470 You mean I'm goin' home with two princes? 353 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,920 Wherever I go, Ruprecht goes too. 354 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,719 - When do I meet him? - He's in his room, even as we speak. 355 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,389 - Would you like to meet him right now? - I would love to. 356 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:56,119 - What's he doin' out here? - His quarters are here. 357 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,196 (banging) 358 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,228 I think I should warn you that Ruprecht is, well, uh... 359 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,316 ...special. 360 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,636 (banging stops) 361 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,716 (rumbling) 362 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,476 Ruprecht, it is I, your brother. 363 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,476 No sudden moves. 364 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,831 (clattering) 365 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,951 You've been banging on your pots again, haven't you? 366 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,915 I told you, if you keep on doing it, you won't have any pots left. 367 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,196 (whimpers) 368 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,476 All right. 369 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,235 (Lawrence) Cuddly-cuddly. 370 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,156 Oh, Ruprecht. 371 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,472 Ruprecht, don't do that. Ruprecht, no! 372 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,240 Stop it, Ruprecht! Ruprecht! 373 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,115 He's very affectionate. 374 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:27,152 Now, come along. Come along. 375 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,995 Now, I want you to meet this nice lady. 376 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,399 - Mother? - No, this isn't your mother. 377 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:39,308 - Not Mother? - No. But I have wonderful news. 378 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,000 Miss Trumble and I are going to be married. 379 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,596 And we are going to live in Oklahoma. 380 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,036 Really? 381 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,236 Oh dear. 382 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,396 Ruprecht! 383 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,916 Ruprecht! 384 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,152 Ruprecht! 385 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:15,034 We have a guest. What do we do for guests? 386 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,079 What did we do when Uncle Ted was here? 387 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,596 No, Ruprecht. 388 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,750 Ruprecht, no! 389 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,513 After that. 390 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,395 We apologise. 391 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,756 Ruprecht! 392 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,239 Ruprecht! You want the genital cuff? 393 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,271 Don't worry, Ruprecht. We won't go anywhere without you. 394 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,193 (roars) 395 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,632 Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! 396 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,153 He'll enjoy Oklahoma's wide-open spaces. 397 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,589 He loves to run and run and run. 398 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,029 (Freddy chants) 399 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,595 - Not Mother? - No, Ruprecht. She's not our mother. 400 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:48,153 - Go on, Diana. You were saying. - Well, I think that... Ow! 401 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,395 Ruprecht! 402 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,875 - May I take your trident, sir? - Yes. 403 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,479 Now, you were saying. You don't think the poor should be allowed in museums? 404 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,477 - I think... - Ruprecht. 405 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,955 Don't take the cork off the fork. 406 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,431 Why is the cork on the fork? 407 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,240 To prevent him hurting himself... and others. 408 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:07,669 Ooh! 409 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,595 Ruprecht, eat your apple sauce. 410 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,039 Ruprecht, we have wonderful news. 411 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,873 Diana and I are going to be married... 412 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,069 ...and we are all going to live in Palm Beach. 413 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,670 Ruprecht! 414 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,993 - Eat your food. - Excuse me. 415 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,999 - May I go to the bathroom first? - Of course you may. 416 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,957 Thank you. 417 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,957 (gasps) 418 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,276 Driving relaxes Ruprecht. 419 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,876 (toots horn) 420 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:10,949 (Freddy) Oh, Lawrence, this is the happiest day of my life! 421 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,469 I think my testicles are dropping! 422 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,830 It's been a very good month, chaps. 423 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,679 Now, we've got 20 for the overhead. 424 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,519 - For you, Arthur, it's 10. - Thank you, sir. 425 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,595 Ow! 426 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:32,076 - 15 for you, Andre. - Nice work. 427 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,236 And the rest is for me. 428 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,920 - Au revoir, Lawrence. - Au revoir, Andre. 429 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,239 Excuse me! What about me? What do I get? 430 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,392 You are the student, Freddy. You get knowledge. 431 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,557 Wait. I did most of the work. I should get my share of the cash. 432 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,831 I wouldn't dream of giving you your share without ensuring... 433 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,236 ...that you would spend it wisely on beauty and culture. 434 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,318 I've got culture coming out of my ass. 435 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,238 Spending money is a responsibility, Freddy. 436 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,833 All right, all right. How am I supposed to spend my money? 437 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,113 Now, all these wines are very old. 438 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,915 I purchased them to make certain that they were cared for properly. 439 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:21,272 - So you got a lot of wine to drink. - You can't. They're far too valuable. 440 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,436 - So you sell them? - I'd never sell them. 441 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,516 They mean too much to me. 442 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,317 In Europe, Freddy, gardens take centuries to grow and cultivate. 443 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:37,468 This one was about to die, until Mrs Everson's brooch funded its preservation. 444 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,478 - What's the angle? - There is no angle, Freddy. 445 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,758 I rescued this from certain destruction and donated it to the museum. 446 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,715 Just looking at it feeds my soul. 447 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,913 - May I say something here? - Of course. 448 00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,996 Are you kidding me or what?! 449 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,513 I don't get it. You want me to spend my money on wine you can't drink... 450 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,757 ...and a garden that, to me, looks like a big mowing headache. 451 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,759 It's true that is a sculpture of a naked woman, and I can appreciate that. 452 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,553 But otherwise, you have got to be joking. 453 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,712 You agreed to do what I say. 454 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,035 Not to you telling me how to spend money... 455 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,311 ...and not to playing Ruprecht the Monkey Boy all the time! 456 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,396 I'm going it alone. 457 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,995 Ugh! 458 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,829 Freddy. You still have so much to learn. 459 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,997 No, thanks. I was doing great with my own look. 460 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,554 I don't need these clothes or your instructions. 461 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,309 You taught me what you know. Great. Thanks. Thanks a yahoo. 462 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,396 I'm gettin' out of this town. 463 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,036 Good luck. 464 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,078 Well, the Jackal has finally tucked his tail between his legs and crawled away. 465 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,873 Good. Then it is business as usual, huh? 466 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,400 - Au revoir, Lawrence. - Au revoir, Andre. 467 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,150 (man) Oh, Miss! Miss! 468 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,194 Excuse me. Where can I get the Wall Street Journal? 469 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,995 I'm trying to find out the stock prices to see how my takeover bid is going. 470 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,078 It's so hard to get the stock prices around here. 471 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,236 Au revoir! 472 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,916 What are you doing here? 473 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,309 You know, that's a funny story. 474 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,398 I was at the train station, ticket in hand... 475 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,910 ...and I thought "What am I leaving this place for? I love me here!" 476 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,952 So, I'll be around a little bit more. Lucky you. 477 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,548 Freddy. Freddy! 478 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,635 Freddy! 479 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:57,151 There simply isn't enough room for both of us to work Beaumont-sur-Mer. 480 00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,317 - You know what? I think you're scared. - Of what? 481 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,319 Competition. You've been top dog here for so long, you think you own the place. 482 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,350 Nice! 483 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:09,234 - Believe me, Freddy, I'm not afraid of you. - Sure you are, and you should be. 484 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,511 I'm younger than you. I'm better-looking than you. 485 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:18,160 I'm thinner than you. I could kick your ass off this hill in a New York minute. 486 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,840 And I could have you arrested again. 487 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,759 And I could always call Lady Fanny of Omaha. 488 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,916 Freddy, as a younger man... 489 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,270 ...I was a sculptor, a painter and a musician. 490 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,556 There was just one problem. 491 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,076 I wasn't very good. 492 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,510 As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. 493 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:56,556 I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. 494 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,636 I knew my limitations. 495 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,314 We all have our limitations, Freddy. 496 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,637 Fortunately, discovered that taste and style... 497 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,320 ...were commodities that people desired. 498 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:12,991 Freddy, what I'm saying is... know your limitations. 499 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,997 You are a moron. 500 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:19,238 You've been trying to get me out of this town ever since I came here. 501 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,555 I'll tell you what. We'll make a bet. 502 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,069 If I lose, I'll leave. 503 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,158 If I win... you leave. 504 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,672 All right, Freddy, suppose we try this. 505 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,149 We find a woman, set a price... 506 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:38,239 ...and the first man to extract the correct amount from her wins. 507 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,716 But if you... 508 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:46,473 But if you lose, you not only leave town graciously... 509 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,956 ...you promise never to come back to Beaumont-sur-Mer again. 510 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,036 Done. Who's the woman? 511 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,832 - (woman) Ooh! - (clattering) 512 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,996 (dogs yapping) 513 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,752 - Charles! - Yes, monsieur? 514 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,111 - Who is that? - Miss Janet Colgate, monsieur. 515 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:16,639 Who is she? 516 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:20,196 I believe she is the United States Soap Queen. 517 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,833 Thank you, Charles. 518 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:31,392 - OK, how much? - She's a little young, isn't she? 519 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,670 Out of your league? 520 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,638 All right. I'll make it easy for you. $50,000. 521 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,910 $50,000?! 522 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,676 Out of your league? 523 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,432 All right. I could use $50,000. 524 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,635 First one to get 50,000 out of her. 525 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,716 May the best man win. 526 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,556 Thank you. 527 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,636 She is at the roulette table... 528 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,599 ...just waiting for Your Highness. 529 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,957 And Freddy? 530 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,389 He has dropped from sight. 531 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,593 Perhaps the Jackal finally realises he is no match for the lion, huh? 532 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:57,076 Keep your eyes open, Andre. He'll turn up. 533 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,035 Mesdames, Messieurs, faites vos jeux. 534 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,590 Rien ne va plus. Terminé. 535 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,552 Merci. 536 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,636 Les jeux, messieurs. 537 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,836 (croupier) 33! 538 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,916 400 francs. 539 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,111 Voila, monsieur, 200 francs. 540 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,316 - (Freddy) Excuse me. Excuse me! - (woman gasps) 541 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:23,674 - (woman) Ohh! - (Freddy) Sorry, ma'am. Excuse me! 542 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,995 - (woman gasps) - (Freddy) Oh, I'm sorry. 543 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,556 I'm sorry. 544 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,316 Pardon me. 545 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,476 Hi. 546 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,756 Thank you. 547 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,479 Sorry. Excuse me. 548 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,716 Thank you. 549 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,395 Pardon me, miss. Would you mind placing the bet for me? 550 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,512 It's terribly difficult for me to reach the table. 551 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,676 Sure. What number would you like? 552 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,716 The way my luck's been running... 553 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,476 Would you pick a number for me? 554 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,596 I could use all the luck I can get. 555 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,316 (Janet) Oh. 556 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:49,070 Miss? Would you ask the gentleman if he could advance me a few dollars on this? 557 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,316 (croupier) I'm sorry, I cannot, monsieur. 558 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,396 That's fine. Thank you. 559 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,076 (Freddy whimpers) 560 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,313 - Excuse me. - (croupier) Monsieur wins again. 561 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,233 Listen, maybe I can help you. 562 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,316 - It's just that that was my last chance. - Your last chance for what? 563 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,396 My last chance for an operation. 564 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,272 Well, shouldn't the Navy pay for your operation? 565 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,189 (laughs) 566 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,596 It's not for me. It's for my grandmother. 567 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,750 I just got word from the hospital... 568 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,395 ...that she's in pretty bad shape and if they don't operate soon... 569 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,795 ...she might... 570 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:52,550 I'm sorry. I don't even know you and here I am bothering you with my problems. 571 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,274 Oh, please don't feel that way. 572 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,429 Why don't you just tell me what they are? 573 00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,953 Just one stroke of bad luck after another. 574 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,230 Andre, come with me. 575 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,750 10,000 francs. 576 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,836 That's almost $2,000. 577 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,796 I don't know how to thank you. 578 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,749 But I want you to know... 579 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:38,555 ...that you have saved the life of a wonderful person. 580 00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,558 You are a wonderful person. Thank you. 581 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,716 You're welcome. 582 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,669 Freddy... would an operation help you? 583 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,072 No. My problem isn't physical. 584 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,589 - It's emotional. - Really? 585 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,396 I'm on six weeks' MTL. 586 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,636 Mental trauma leave. 587 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,999 - What happened? - Well... 588 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,918 ...I was engaged to a girl back in the States. 589 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,316 And we loved to dance. 590 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:18,072 We wanted to be professionals. Isn't that silly? 591 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,674 And we got an opportunity to perform on TV, on Dance USA. 592 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:28,514 And we decided that if we won, we'd get married. 593 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,917 So, we went on and we danced, and we won! 594 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,355 Oh, great! 595 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:40,951 And in the excitement... we got separated. 596 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,596 So I went back to the studio... 597 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,516 ...and there they were... 598 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,596 ...naked... 599 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:52,676 ...dancing. 600 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,395 And then they stopped... 601 00:51:56,520 --> 00:52:00,195 ...and they made love, right there on the dance floor. 602 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,234 Who was she with? 603 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:11,510 Deney Terrio, the host of Dance USA. 604 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,910 I'm sorry. 605 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:24,117 In the morning, I woke up and my legs were useless. 606 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,317 - Numb. - Oh, my God. 607 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,989 - I couldn't walk. - Oh, my God. 608 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,076 (slurps) 609 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:40,470 - Well, surely someone can help you? - Oh, yeah. There is, but... 610 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:42,795 What? 611 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,990 There's this psychiatrist... 612 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,510 ...Doctor Emil Schauffhausen of Liechtenstein. 613 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:50,796 Why don't you go to him? 614 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,830 A man like Schauffhausen is in demand all over the world. 615 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,076 He gets astronomical fees. 616 00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,875 It's just not something I can handle. 617 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:04,553 What do you mean by astronomical? 618 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,635 $50,000. 619 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,036 That is a lot of money. 620 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,116 (# piano) 621 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,068 - Freddy, are you OK? - Oh, God. 622 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:28,273 They're dancing. They're dancing! 623 00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:34,074 Freddy, we are going up to my room right now and write to Dr Schauffhausen. 624 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,078 - Oh, God! They're dancing! - Ssh-ssh-ssh. 625 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,270 Oh, take me from this place! 626 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,234 Oh, God! 627 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:46,751 (Freddy sobs) 628 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,911 I wish you hadn't written these things about me. 629 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:06,635 - You make me sound like a hero. - They're true, aren't they? 630 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:10,038 Yes. Still, you shouldn't have promised him the money. 631 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,116 Where am I gonna get $50,000? 632 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:16,199 You leave that to me, Freddy. When the time comes, I promise you, you'll have it. 633 00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:19,756 I'm going downstairs to mail this letter and I'll be right back. 634 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,313 Janet. 635 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,348 Thank you. 636 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,914 Number one! Number one! Number one! Number one! 637 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,670 Dr Schauffhausen! 638 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,756 Dr Emil Schauffhausen! 639 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,556 Dr Schauffhausen! 640 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:54,196 Dr Emil Schauffhausen! 641 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,675 (gasps) 642 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,553 Hello again! (laughs) 643 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,636 Are you Dr Schauffhausen? 644 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:15,359 - Yes, Fraulein. - What a coincidence! This is a miracle! 645 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,552 I just wrote you a letter about someone who needs your help. 646 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:23,629 (German accent) Good. I look forward to reading it when I get back to my clinic. 647 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,076 - Auf Wiedersehen. - Uh, what? 648 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,916 Goodbye. (laughs) 649 00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,428 Could I just talk to you for a minute, right now? 650 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,869 Please. I am on my vacation. 651 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,072 But it's about an American Naval Officer, Fred Benson. 652 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,839 You saw him. He was next to you at the roulette table. 653 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,918 - Benson. Benson. - In the wheelchair? 654 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,194 Is he the one who wrote me all those letters? 655 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:56,313 Something about his fiancée running off with a, uh... dancer. 656 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,238 That's the one! And he's right here in the hotel. 657 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,397 I hate to disturb you while you're on vacation, Doctor... 658 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,637 ...but could I just get you to take a look at him? 659 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,314 I'm sorry, Fräu... What is your name? 660 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,000 - Janet Colgate. - Janet. Oh. 661 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:16,035 I am sorry, Janet, but if I see your friend Benson, I have to see everyone. 662 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,956 I must draw the line somewhere. 663 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:26,279 - But if it's a matter of money, I... - You haven't given him any money? 664 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,834 Just a bit. For his grandmother's operation. 665 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,954 - Don't give him any more money. - Why? 666 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,399 You see... 667 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,553 ...his ego has taken one shattering blow from a woman. 668 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:43,229 And, if he accepts charity from a woman, that is another blow. 669 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:47,308 - It makes my work so much harder. - Does that mean you'll see him? 670 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,398 - All right. I'll see him. - That's wonderful! 671 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:54,195 But remember what I said. No money for him. 672 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:59,833 If I do decide to take this case, you must pay the fee directly to me. 673 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,589 - You understand? - Absolutely. 674 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,109 All right. 675 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,430 Where is the boy? 676 00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:13,557 (laughter) 677 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,156 (Janet) Freddy! 678 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,996 Freddy! 679 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,476 Where are you? 680 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,319 Boy, you can really get lost in one of these big places. 681 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,396 (Janet laughs) 682 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,080 I have a wonderful surprise for you. 683 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,560 - What? - Cover your eyes. 684 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,637 - You are a nut! - Go on. 685 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,228 (giggles) 686 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:51,150 Now, who is the one person in this world, outside of your grandmother... 687 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,033 ...that you would like most to see at this moment? 688 00:57:55,360 --> 00:58:00,070 - I give up! Who? - Dr Emil Schauffhausen! 689 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,236 At last we meet, Officer Benson. 690 00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,798 After all those letters, I feel that I know you. 691 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:18,195 - He can't believe it's really you! - Yes, I think that's it. 692 00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:20,836 I am here to help you, my boy. 693 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,116 Great! 694 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,350 Now, let's have a look at those legs, shall we? 695 00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,272 So. 696 00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,834 You are numb from the waist down? 697 00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,315 - Is that correct? - Yes, sir. 698 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:47,198 Completely numb? No feeling whatsoever? 699 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,676 - That's right. - Mm-hm. 700 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,432 So you won't be feeling Mr Piggy, then, will you? 701 00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:57,913 No. 702 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,032 Tell me if you feel this. 703 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,552 Tickle, tickle, tickle. 704 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,436 - No. - No? 705 00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,196 (Lawrence sighs) 706 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,750 We must try something else. 707 00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,636 Something a little more stringent. 708 00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:58,400 Now tell me, do you feel this? 709 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:03,869 No. 710 01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,669 How about... 711 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,756 ...that? 712 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,230 - Nothing. - Nothing, hm? 713 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:20,355 Watch yourself, Janet! Back a little bit. 714 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,516 (chuckles) Thank you. 715 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,519 How about... this?! 716 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:34,518 (Lawrence) Nothing? Hmm. 717 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,676 Any feeling there? 718 01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,556 No? 719 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,711 This case intrigues me, Janet. 720 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:06,753 - I will take Officer Benson as a patient. - Did you hear that, Freddy? 721 01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:14,670 I am renting a villa here. We will move him in, and I will really go to work on him. 722 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:18,679 Oh, thank you, Doctor. Do you really think you can get him to walk again? 723 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:22,110 I will have him running, jumping, shouting, screaming... 724 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:25,630 ...or my name isn't Doctor Emil Schauffhausen... 725 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,551 ...the Third. 726 01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:30,636 (chuckles) 727 01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,079 Look, Doctor, he's so happy, he's crying. 728 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:20,996 Your Highness! 729 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,556 Mrs Reed! 730 01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:32,992 I didn't recognise you for the moment. How wonderful to see you. 731 01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:38,510 - Protector of the Veld. - What a pleasant surprise. 732 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,750 How was your mission to Belahavula? 733 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:43,394 It was a great success, thanks to you. 734 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,476 I feel so proud. 735 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,832 Mrs Reed, may I present Lady Janet. Lady Janet, this is Mrs Reed. 736 01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,155 - How do you do? - Hello. 737 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:54,870 Your Highness. Your accent. 738 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:58,197 - I'm travelling incognito. - Oh, I see. 739 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,150 (whispers) How are the Freedom Fighters? 740 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:03,236 Oh, Lady Janet is one of us. 741 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,997 Oh, wonderful! 742 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:09,439 And, uh... 743 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,757 Oh, this is my royal adjutant, General Benson. 744 01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:17,159 - How do you do? - Charmed. 745 01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,994 - Your High... - Let's have lunch, Mrs Reed. 746 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,237 - Thank you, Your Highness. - I will telephone you. 747 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:24,998 (Mrs Reed) Oh, please! 748 01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,236 One of my former patients. 749 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:34,555 Unfortunately, incurable. 750 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:17,519 Freddy, isn't this beautiful? I can't believe this is really happening. 751 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:22,236 He's sacrificing his vacation and sharing his villa. This is incredible. 752 01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:25,670 Arthur, this is Miss Colgate. She will be staying at the hotel. 753 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,155 But Officer Benson will be staying with us. 754 01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:30,555 Please don't worry. You are close to my room. 755 01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,478 I shall keep my eyes on you night and day. 756 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,910 May I show you the villa? It has a fascinating history. 757 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,476 Welcome to hell. 758 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,399 This is so beautiful. 759 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:50,318 Janet, we haven't discussed my fee yet. 760 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,396 It will be $50,000. 761 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,796 - Yes, I'll have to call my father. - I wish I could make it lower... 762 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:59,390 ...but the clinic would never allow that. - Oh, I understand. 763 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:01,636 - Let me show you the rest of the villa. - OK. 764 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:03,716 (tyres screech) 765 01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:13,069 - What about Freddy? - Freddy, go to your room. 766 01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,308 I'd like to come upstairs, too. 767 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:19,590 Of course you would. Come on! 768 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:24,078 - But he can't! - Yes, he can. It's all in his mind. 769 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:28,670 - It seems so cruel. - Trust me. I'm a doctor. 770 01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,559 First, I will show you the music room. 771 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,874 Oh, my goodness. 772 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,956 - Isn't this beautiful? - Mm. 773 01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:51,833 I love all these old musical instruments. 774 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,918 This music box. This is my favourite. 775 01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,838 - Listen. - (plays tune) 776 01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:00,679 In the old days, people used to dance to this. 777 01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,676 Come. 778 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:13,232 (Freddy whimpers) 779 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,316 Freddy! 780 01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:19,559 I heard the music... and I pulled myself up the stairs. 781 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:21,636 And then I saw you and him... 782 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:24,073 ...dancing! 783 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,915 The more he sees us dance, the more he will get used to it. 784 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,474 Ohhh! 785 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,160 It's awful to see us like this, isn't it? 786 01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:36,236 Janet, you're right. 787 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:38,756 (grunts) 788 01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,679 - Now he can't see us. - (Freddy wails) 789 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,155 - This is terrible. - No pity. 790 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,236 I know this is difficult... 791 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:52,797 ...but it is only through our strength that Freddy will find his. 792 01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:58,236 (door handle rattles) 793 01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,958 I have a splendid day planned for Freddy. 794 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:15,516 But I need your help for his therapy to be successful. 795 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:17,596 - You will sit here. - Thank you. 796 01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:19,870 I will sit here... 797 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,070 ...and Freddy will sit there. 798 01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:23,595 Uh-huh. 799 01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:27,508 Sir, Officer Benson is not in his room. I found this on the bed. 800 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,236 Thank you, Arthur. 801 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,554 What? What does it say? 802 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:45,992 "I've lost hope. Please see that my grandmother gets my insurance... 803 01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,236 ...and, if my body's washed ashore... 804 01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:52,069 ...that my remains are cremated and tossed over the Suwannee River." 805 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:54,556 He's gonna drown himself! 806 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,036 There he is, Doctor! 807 01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,230 Sit down. Sit down. 808 01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:03,075 (Lawrence) It's a bluff to gain sympathy. 809 01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,349 Pretend to enjoy yourself. Laugh out loud. 810 01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:11,754 (laughs) 811 01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:12,915 (weak laugh) 812 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,600 - Louder. - (laughs) 813 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,676 (laughter) 814 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,598 (Lawrence) Would you like some strawberries? 815 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,116 (Lawrence) He's looking. Keep laughing. 816 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:34,355 (Arthur) Excuse me, sir. The man is here with your satellite dish. 817 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:36,311 (Lawrence) What satellite dish? 818 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,756 I'll be right back. 819 01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:49,191 (Lawrence) What would I want with a satellite dish? 820 01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:23,471 (yells) 821 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,995 Freddy! 822 01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,076 (Freddy) I'm out of control! 823 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:37,156 I'm out of control! Oh, my God! Oh! 824 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,593 Oh, no! Oh, no! 825 01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:44,477 Freddy! Freddy! 826 01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,839 (Janet) Freddy! Freddy! 827 01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,837 (Janet) Freddy! No! 828 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:01,110 Freddy, stop, please! 829 01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:06,190 Janet, don't make me crawl around you. This sand is too hot. 830 01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:08,920 - Then just stop where you are. - And then what? 831 01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:12,715 When you're not looking, I will come down here, and I will do it right! 832 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:14,796 Then I'm not going to leave you. 833 01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:18,075 I'm going to get Dr Schauffhausen. 834 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,953 Janet. Janet! Janet! 835 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,276 Not him. He hates me. He's trying to torture me. 836 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:27,868 He doesn't hate you. 837 01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:31,670 He may seem strict, but he's just trying to help you. 838 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:36,960 Don't make me go back there. Can't we just stay here a little bit longer? Please? 839 01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:40,836 Well... 840 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:50,196 (Lawrence) Mm-hm! 841 01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:53,276 Just as I thought. 842 01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:56,559 I'm sorry I was so depressed this morning. 843 01:10:56,680 --> 01:11:01,390 It's just that last night, I had a dream about her. 844 01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:03,476 Ohh! 845 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,910 I remember... 846 01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:09,429 ...how I used to stare at her... 847 01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:14,759 ...and just sit and touch her face, like this. 848 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:18,352 (laughter) 849 01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:21,836 - That is so sweet. - She was the first girl I ever kissed. 850 01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:24,076 Really? 851 01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:26,395 And now... 852 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:30,672 ...I will probably never kiss another girl for the rest of my life. 853 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:33,234 Freddy, that is ridiculous! 854 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,990 You are an attractive and exciting and sensitive man. 855 01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:40,795 I'm sure there are a million women who would love to kiss you. 856 01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:52,954 I wanna ask you a question, and I want you to be completely honest with me. 857 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:54,872 OK. 858 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,035 Am I attractive and exciting to you? 859 01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:16,595 - (Lawrence) Miss Colgate! - Ohh! 860 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:21,515 May I talk to you, please? 861 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:24,993 Oh, I'm sorry. 862 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,076 Janet, I am dropping this case. 863 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:30,078 Oh, no, please don't. I know I shouldn't have done it. 864 01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,475 It's just that I felt so sorry for him. 865 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:35,956 You heard that awful story about his girlfriend and the dancer. 866 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:39,152 - How did that make you feel? - It made me physically sick. 867 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:42,397 Then please help him! Please, please, please! 868 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,717 - All right. I will. - Thank you. 869 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,513 But, Janet, we must hide our pity. 870 01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:53,469 You and I must be his role model. 871 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:55,591 We must enjoy ourselves so much... 872 01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:59,872 ...that Freddy will want to jump out of the wheelchair and join us. 873 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:02,356 I'll try, Doctor, but it won't be easy. 874 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,836 I will be there to help you. 875 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,475 (# lively pop) 876 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,956 How much of this can he stand? 877 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:48,640 Don't show any pity. Look happy. Enjoy yourself. 878 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,479 - Are you sure? - Yes. Come, come. 879 01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:02,030 Isn't she fabulous? Wouldn't you like to dance with her? 880 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:07,318 What's stopping you? Get out of that chair and dance with the girl! 881 01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:10,591 OK. If you just want to sit there and miss all the fun. 882 01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,676 (chuckles) 883 01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,314 Oi! Oi, mate! 884 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:30,760 - Who's the arsehole? - "Get up and dance" he says. 885 01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:33,314 I'd like to smack him one. 886 01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:38,236 (# slows down) 887 01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:50,550 I wouldn't mind so much, but she used to be my girl. 888 01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,511 If I could just get her alone, I think I could have a chance. 889 01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:58,473 But he's always around. 890 01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:08,319 I have another idea. It was love that put him in that chair. 891 01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:10,749 Perhaps love could get him out. 892 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,633 Would you mind if I gave you a little kiss? 893 01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:17,150 - Well, if you think that it would help. - Yes, I think it would help. 894 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,032 - OK. - Right. 895 01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:45,553 - That piece of shit! - What do you reckon? 896 01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,669 Hey! Oi! 897 01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:53,190 There's a transport plane leaving for Honduras at one o'clock. 898 01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:56,080 How'd you like your friend to be on it? 899 01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:29,191 - Good night, Freddy. - I'll be right back. Think happy thoughts. 900 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:38,837 Doctor, do you think that the therapy is working? 901 01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:41,838 - Yes, I am terribly pleased. - (laughs) Good! 902 01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:47,319 I'm sorry about the delay in paying your fee. I should have it by tomorrow. 903 01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:51,592 It took longer than I thought it would to raise the money. 904 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:55,633 - You had to raise the money? - The cash prize wasn't quite enough... 905 01:16:55,760 --> 01:17:00,550 ...so I had my father sell off the car and the furniture and all the jewellery. 906 01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:03,148 - What cash prize? - From the contest. 907 01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:06,636 You know, I was selected as the United States Soap Queen. 908 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:09,991 That's why I'm on this all-expense-paid trip to Europe. 909 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:13,590 Your father doesn't own the United States Soap Company? 910 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:18,836 No! I just use their laundry detergent. 911 01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:22,558 You see, I entered their contest and then I won. 912 01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:30,470 You barely know Freddy... but you'd sell everything you owned for him? 913 01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:35,549 Well, it's not everything. I'm keeping the mink. Is that wrong? 914 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:40,032 Besides, knowing I helped a man like Freddy be able to live his life again... 915 01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:44,517 ...is worth more to me than the car or the furniture or all the jewellery. 916 01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:47,552 I really couldn't ask for a better prize than that. 917 01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:52,799 I never knew that people like you existed. 918 01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:57,154 You are generous, sincere. 919 01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:01,989 You are... You are wonderful. 920 01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,076 Thank you. 921 01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:09,075 Well... good night. 922 01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:11,636 Good night. 923 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:26,999 Freddy, get it into your head. The bet's off. She hasn't got the money. 924 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:29,759 It sounds like you're trying to get out of the bet. 925 01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:33,475 If you're trying to get out of it, fine. Then you lose and you leave town. 926 01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:36,717 - But she has the money. - Only by selling everything she owns. 927 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,637 Come on! She's keeping the mink. 928 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:42,435 If we take her for everything, she still ends up with a very nice mink. 929 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:45,358 Freddy, the women I deal with are carefully screened. 930 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:50,031 They're wealthy and corrupt. I never take advantage of the poor or the virtuous. 931 01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:54,676 All right. We'll forget about the money, but the bet is still on. 932 01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:57,473 - We'll think up a new bet. - All right. What is the bet? 933 01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:00,558 - A completely new bet. - Yes, well, think of one. 934 01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:04,796 We'll make her the bet. 935 01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,388 What do you mean? 936 01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:09,476 What do you think I mean? 937 01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:11,556 First one to get her into bed. 938 01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:15,750 Don't you ever have an emotion that originates above the waist? 939 01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:17,393 No! 940 01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:20,318 Let me tell you something, Freddy. This is for certain. 941 01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:24,115 A woman like Janet would never give herself to a man like you. 942 01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:28,993 What? What?! 943 01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:31,676 You actually believe that? 944 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:35,156 - I know that, Freddy. - You wanna bet? 945 01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:38,670 All right, Freddy, I'll bet. But I'm not competing to win. 946 01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,109 I'm just betting that you fail. 947 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:43,708 - Loser leaves town. - Loser leaves town. 948 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,799 I say. I say! 949 01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:04,953 - What d'you want? - You're blocking my gate. 950 01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,640 See the captain. He's in the back of the truck. 951 01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:09,716 Now, look here. 952 01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:16,909 - This is private property, you know. - Just see the captain in the back. 953 01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:24,715 Captain! Which one of you is... 954 01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:34,910 - Will you be all right? - Oh, yeah. She said she'd meet me here. 955 01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:36,996 Wish me luck! 956 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:57,396 Freddy! I thought Dr Schauffhausen took you home? 957 01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,592 Yeah, well, he did. I... couldn't sleep. 958 01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:03,436 I have to talk to you, Janet. 959 01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:05,516 Well, come in. 960 01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:10,830 I was thinking about what Dr Schauffhausen told me. 961 01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:14,475 That I could walk again if the desire was strong enough? 962 01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:16,556 Yes, he told me the same thing. 963 01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:19,033 Janet... 964 01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:23,551 ...I think you're the only person in the world who can give me that desire. 965 01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:26,240 Well... what do you mean? 966 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:33,316 I love you... 967 01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:37,228 ...and I think I could walk again if I thought you loved me, too. 968 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:38,873 Oh, Freddy. 969 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:42,310 But... I still have this terrible fear. 970 01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:45,750 - What fear? - That my feelings won't be returned. 971 01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:49,593 Oh, but your feelings will be returned... 972 01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:52,473 ...because I think I love you, too, Freddy. 973 01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:55,236 And you will walk. 974 01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:57,316 - Here. - What are you doing? 975 01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:01,750 Now, stand up and walk to me. 976 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,230 - No! - Come on! You can do it! 977 01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:13,036 - You won't disappoint me? - No, I won't disappoint you. 978 01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:18,835 Stand up and walk to me. Please, Freddy, just try! 979 01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:21,832 (Janet laughs nervously) 980 01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:27,796 Come on! 981 01:22:28,440 --> 01:22:30,396 Come on! 982 01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:34,836 Come on. Let go! 983 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,156 Oh! Agh! Oh! 984 01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:44,036 I'm standing. 985 01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:47,313 I'm standing! 986 01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:49,396 Yes. Now walk to me! 987 01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:53,558 - You won't let me down? - No, I won't let you down! 988 01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:58,676 That's it. That's it. 989 01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:01,790 Oh, God. You're doing it! 990 01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,476 (laughter) 991 01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:08,834 - Do you wanna rest? - No, no, I wanna keep trying. 992 01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:10,996 Go over there. Go stand over there! 993 01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:14,351 - Here? - By the bed! I wanna see how far I can go! 994 01:23:14,480 --> 01:23:16,471 - Here? - (grunts) 995 01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:19,596 - Here? - Yeah! 996 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:22,511 Walk to me! 997 01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:25,632 - I... I'm still afraid. - Oh, don't be afraid. 998 01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:29,594 - Don't you wanna kiss me? - Yeah! 999 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,992 If you come over here, I will prove that I love you. 1000 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:37,754 - You'll prove it? - Come on. Come on. 1001 01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:42,477 You can do it. Come on. Take a step! 1002 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:46,434 - That's it! I knew you could do it! - I'm walking! 1003 01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:51,751 Ah! I made it! I made it! 1004 01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:54,309 Yes, Freddy! You made it! 1005 01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:57,390 And all because... 1006 01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:00,159 ...of your... love. 1007 01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:04,796 (Lawrence) Our love, Freddy. 1008 01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:09,510 We all love you. 1009 01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:18,318 It's moments like this that make being a doctor worthwhile. 1010 01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:19,998 (Janet giggles) 1011 01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:24,636 Oh, no wonder they call you a genius! You said he'd come here tonight and he did! 1012 01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:26,990 You said that he would walk and he did! 1013 01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:31,398 Freddy, I'm beginning to believe this man can really perform miracles. 1014 01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:33,636 (Lawrence chuckles) 1015 01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:36,396 I'm beginning to believe it, too. 1016 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:44,319 - How the hell did you get off that plane? - I never got on it. 1017 01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:47,671 - There were six sailors in that truck. - Seven sailors, Freddy. 1018 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:50,155 I am a Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve. 1019 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,594 You think you got me. This is just the beginning. 1020 01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:56,915 Now I am really going to turn on the charm. 1021 01:24:57,040 --> 01:25:01,272 No, you're not, Freddy. I am taking her to the airport in the morning. 1022 01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:05,837 You failed. And I'm making sure she gets as far away from you as possible. 1023 01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:10,436 Oh, yeah? And how do you plan on getting her to the airport... 1024 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:13,996 ...without Freddy Benson on you like glue? What are you doing? 1025 01:25:14,120 --> 01:25:17,351 - (# lively music) - Hey, look who's here! 1026 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:21,988 Oh, yes. And he can walk, just like the man said he could. 1027 01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:24,839 Oi, guys! Have a look at this. 1028 01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:26,875 Hi! 1029 01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:30,592 Hey, would you take care of my friend till I get back? 1030 01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:32,676 (cheering) 1031 01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:36,239 There's plenty more food and champagne to come. 1032 01:25:37,360 --> 01:25:40,193 (whistles tune) 1033 01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:44,469 - But couldn't I just call Freddy? - No. Trust me in this matter. 1034 01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:48,388 But I think that maybe I love him and that maybe he loves me, I think. 1035 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:50,272 And now that he's cured... 1036 01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:54,154 Then it's even more important for you to go away for a couple of weeks. 1037 01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:57,511 - If a man loves you, he will follow you. - But how do I know... 1038 01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,676 Trust me this one last time. 1039 01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:01,711 (Janet sighs) 1040 01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:03,558 All right. 1041 01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:05,636 But what about your fee? 1042 01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:08,558 You do what I tell you, and you can keep the fee. 1043 01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:11,316 - You're kidding! - Yes. 1044 01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:14,156 You're wonderful. 1045 01:26:14,280 --> 01:26:16,919 - Will you tell Freddy I said goodbye? - Of course. 1046 01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:18,996 Thanks. 1047 01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:24,236 Bye. 1048 01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:33,556 - Hello, mate. - Hello. 1049 01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:37,396 - Thanks, mate. - All right. 1050 01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:38,748 Yee-ha! 1051 01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:42,077 Did that really happen? I don't believe that! 1052 01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:48,228 Listen, I gotta go. Take care. See ya. 1053 01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:50,191 (laughter) 1054 01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:52,754 - Great guy! - Bye. 1055 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:57,759 Well, you seem to be having a very nice time. 1056 01:26:57,880 --> 01:26:59,836 I had a great time. 1057 01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:03,032 Could you hand me that superglue solvent, please? 1058 01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:09,516 (Freddy) I was on that wall for six hours. 1059 01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:11,995 God. Jesus! 1060 01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:16,748 - Well, Freddy, it's over. - What's over? 1061 01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:21,910 See that plane? There goes your bet. 1062 01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:24,676 Janet's on it. 1063 01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:33,117 Have the honour to admit it, Freddy. You've lost. 1064 01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:36,349 Go and see for yourself. She's gone. 1065 01:27:38,280 --> 01:27:40,999 Have a safe trip and a prosperous career. 1066 01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:43,156 Auf Wiedersehen. (laughs) 1067 01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:02,556 Merci. 1068 01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:06,676 Janet! 1069 01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:10,036 Janet, it's me, Freddy! 1070 01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:13,156 Janet! 1071 01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:16,756 Janet! 1072 01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:33,316 I lost. 1073 01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:36,916 (Janet) Freddy! 1074 01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:39,039 Freddy! 1075 01:28:39,440 --> 01:28:40,429 (gasps) 1076 01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:43,597 - You're here! - Hi. 1077 01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:52,753 I know the doctor said it might endanger your recovery, but I had to see you. 1078 01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:55,075 You see, I really am in love with you. 1079 01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:57,950 Really? 1080 01:28:58,080 --> 01:29:00,150 - You actually love me? - Mm-hm. 1081 01:29:14,040 --> 01:29:17,794 Now that you're walking, do you think that you can... well... 1082 01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:21,556 I can try. 1083 01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:25,673 You may not believe this, but I haven't had very much experience. 1084 01:29:26,920 --> 01:29:29,753 - Me either. - Could you close the drapes? 1085 01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:33,556 Sure. 1086 01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:42,316 And... shut the door. 1087 01:29:43,280 --> 01:29:44,235 Yeah. 1088 01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:06,796 (laughs) 1089 01:30:12,800 --> 01:30:14,756 It's Andre, sir. 1090 01:30:18,280 --> 01:30:20,236 Thank you. 1091 01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:24,989 - Hello, Andre. What a lovely morning. - Monsieur Jamieson? 1092 01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:27,918 - Are you lying down? - What? 1093 01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:31,551 Miss Colgate was seen returning to the hotel. 1094 01:30:32,280 --> 01:30:35,113 - But I took her to the plane. - Then somebody took her off. 1095 01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:40,712 - Where's Freddy? - The Jackal is with Miss Colgate now. 1096 01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:44,594 They have been together in her room, with the curtains drawn. 1097 01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:47,759 Oh. And for how long? 1098 01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:52,158 Oh, not long. But long enough. It is a disaster. 1099 01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:58,433 It seems the teacher has underestimated the student. 1100 01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:01,594 We must accept defeat graciously. 1101 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:04,560 Now I will prepare myself for the Jackal. 1102 01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:08,593 I'm sure he'll be over here soon to gloat over his victory. 1103 01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:10,676 Thank you, my old friend. 1104 01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:16,918 (doorbell rings) 1105 01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:43,475 - Janet! - (sobs) 1106 01:31:44,360 --> 01:31:47,397 Janet. What is the matter? 1107 01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:50,717 I know what you said, but I just had to see him again. 1108 01:31:50,840 --> 01:31:53,638 You see, I... I thought I was in love with him. 1109 01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:56,672 - What? - I went back to see him and... 1110 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:58,956 - And? - And... 1111 01:32:00,520 --> 01:32:02,351 We made love and... 1112 01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:08,075 I tried to please him, but how could I have known? 1113 01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:14,315 And then what happened was I fell asleep, and when I woke up, he was gone. 1114 01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:20,190 He took all my money. My mink, my jewellery, my traveller's cheques. 1115 01:32:20,320 --> 01:32:22,834 Even my little change purse. 1116 01:32:25,280 --> 01:32:27,999 What kind of a man would do something like that? 1117 01:32:28,120 --> 01:32:31,795 And do you know what else? I'm beginning to think that he could walk. 1118 01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:35,196 That he pretended this whole thing just to get to me and my money. 1119 01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:38,836 It was all my savings, the prize money. Everything. 1120 01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:41,156 $50,000! 1121 01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:44,754 Janet, I told you I'd waive my fee. 1122 01:32:44,880 --> 01:32:47,519 It had already gotten here. I had it in my purse. 1123 01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:51,110 What am I gonna say to my father? Some of the money was his. 1124 01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:56,634 Arthur! 1125 01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:00,555 Yes, sir? 1126 01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:04,559 I want you to phone Andre and tell him to find Officer Benson. 1127 01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:07,797 It seems he has stolen some of Miss Colgate's property. 1128 01:33:07,920 --> 01:33:10,070 I shall be at the airport. 1129 01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:13,351 Janet, I am going to cover your losses. 1130 01:33:13,480 --> 01:33:16,233 You and your father will get your $50,000 back... 1131 01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:18,669 ...and I am putting you on the next plane. 1132 01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:20,995 And this time, I will make sure you are on it. 1133 01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:24,237 But you're not responsible. How could you have known? 1134 01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:27,875 Any good psychiatrist would have known he was a charlatan. 1135 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:31,276 Come. In any case, it's cheaper than a malpractice suit... 1136 01:33:31,400 --> 01:33:33,231 ...which I am sure you would win. 1137 01:33:33,360 --> 01:33:37,478 - I can't take your money. - You can, and you will. Take it. 1138 01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:49,756 Janet, come on. 1139 01:33:51,080 --> 01:33:53,230 - You change planes in Paris. - OK. 1140 01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:56,110 I don't feel good about taking your money. 1141 01:33:56,240 --> 01:33:58,196 I feel good about it. 1142 01:33:58,320 --> 01:34:01,073 It has been so great to meet you, I... 1143 01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:06,033 If you're ever in Cleveland, will you call me? 1144 01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:08,116 I will. 1145 01:34:11,360 --> 01:34:12,918 Goodbye. 1146 01:34:13,440 --> 01:34:15,396 Goodbye. 1147 01:34:17,840 --> 01:34:19,796 Janet! 1148 01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:23,230 Have a good flight. 1149 01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:25,316 Thank you! 1150 01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:45,477 I can't take this. It doesn't belong to me. 1151 01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:49,388 And I'll always have something from you that means much more! 1152 01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:51,476 Bye! 1153 01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:54,389 Bye! 1154 01:34:59,040 --> 01:35:00,996 Goodbye! 1155 01:35:04,480 --> 01:35:06,436 (siren) 1156 01:35:16,200 --> 01:35:19,795 Monsieur Jamieson! I caught him at the hotel, at the scene of the crime. 1157 01:35:19,920 --> 01:35:22,070 What crime? What is this guy talking about? 1158 01:35:22,200 --> 01:35:25,590 Listen, Freddy. This time, she really is on that plane. 1159 01:35:26,480 --> 01:35:29,790 - And you can't harm her again. - You let her go? You gotta stop her! 1160 01:35:29,920 --> 01:35:31,478 (Freddy) Hey! Hey! 1161 01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:36,356 Hey! Hey! Hold it! Hold it! 1162 01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:39,432 Come back! Hey, hey, hey! 1163 01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:41,516 Hold it! 1164 01:35:43,080 --> 01:35:45,275 You idiot! You let her go! 1165 01:35:45,720 --> 01:35:48,632 You slept with her, but you didn't have to steal her money. 1166 01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:51,513 Steal her money? I didn't! She stole from me. 1167 01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:55,030 I'm about to win the bet and she says "Close the drapes." I close them. 1168 01:35:55,160 --> 01:36:00,029 "Close the door." I close it. "Would you mind taking a shower?" I took a shower. 1169 01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:03,675 When I come out, she's gone. My clothes, my wallet and my watch are gone. 1170 01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:05,916 She even took the 2,000 francs she gave me! 1171 01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:09,794 Do you expect me to believe that when she's returned the $50,000 I gave her? 1172 01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:13,435 - What $50,000? - The $50,000 you stole from her. 1173 01:36:13,680 --> 01:36:15,875 I didn't steal $50,000 from her! 1174 01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:30,356 Hey, there's my clothes. 1175 01:36:38,720 --> 01:36:40,711 "Hello, boys. It was fun." 1176 01:36:41,120 --> 01:36:45,716 "I'll miss you. Love, Janet. The Jackal." 1177 01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:49,116 "PS. I'm keeping the money. Is that wrong?" 1178 01:36:57,520 --> 01:37:00,239 Of all the lousy... 1179 01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:02,396 She is disgusting! 1180 01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:05,478 She is lying! She is deceitful! She is two-faced! 1181 01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:08,751 She is conniving and she is dishonest! 1182 01:37:11,480 --> 01:37:13,755 Yes. 1183 01:37:13,880 --> 01:37:15,836 Isn't she wonderful? 1184 01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:49,756 Arthur. 1185 01:37:50,600 --> 01:37:53,831 I'm sorry I broke your VHS player. Give me the model number. 1186 01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:57,236 - When I'm settled, I'll send you a cheque. - Oh, shut up. 1187 01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:19,316 (Freddy) Well, thanks for letting me stay the extra week. 1188 01:38:24,880 --> 01:38:30,113 I kind of had it figured from the beginning. J, Janet. J, Jackal. 1189 01:38:30,240 --> 01:38:32,435 If you think about it, it's obvious. 1190 01:38:42,960 --> 01:38:44,916 When do you think she was onto us? 1191 01:38:46,040 --> 01:38:48,793 (Lawrence) From the beginning, Freddy. 1192 01:38:48,920 --> 01:38:51,309 She was onto us from the very beginning. 1193 01:38:52,360 --> 01:38:54,316 She was perfect. 1194 01:39:01,640 --> 01:39:04,359 (Freddy) So, uh... what are you gonna do now? 1195 01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:09,555 Well, things are going to be quiet around here now. 1196 01:39:11,440 --> 01:39:14,159 The season's over. 1197 01:39:14,280 --> 01:39:16,236 Autumn's coming. 1198 01:39:17,280 --> 01:39:19,555 I'll be shutting up part of the house. 1199 01:39:27,640 --> 01:39:29,870 Well... 1200 01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:31,956 ...goodbye. 1201 01:39:33,360 --> 01:39:35,510 Goodbye, Freddy. 1202 01:39:36,440 --> 01:39:38,396 (chattering) 1203 01:39:44,440 --> 01:39:47,910 (woman) Wait a minute, everybody. Wait a minute! Can you hang on? 1204 01:39:48,040 --> 01:39:50,713 Hold it, hold it, hold it! Excuse me, hold it! 1205 01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:53,115 Excuse me! Excuse me. 1206 01:39:53,800 --> 01:39:56,553 Hello there, my darlings. There you are! 1207 01:39:56,680 --> 01:40:01,390 God, are you kidding me with this gravel? These heels weren't made for this. 1208 01:40:01,520 --> 01:40:05,354 Hey! Hello! We made it. Could youse get the bags up here pronto? 1209 01:40:05,480 --> 01:40:07,436 Yeah, thank you. 1210 01:40:08,120 --> 01:40:11,396 Now, first, intros. 1211 01:40:11,520 --> 01:40:14,398 Nikos. Nikos, get over here. 1212 01:40:15,520 --> 01:40:17,954 - Nikos, come here! - All right, Paula. 1213 01:40:18,080 --> 01:40:21,755 Come on, everybody. I want you to meet Mr Big Stuff. (laughs) 1214 01:40:21,880 --> 01:40:23,836 I was showing Nikos property in Florida. 1215 01:40:23,960 --> 01:40:27,669 He goes "I wanna invest my 16 million bucks someplace new." 1216 01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:30,559 I say "Where?" He goes "How about Australia?" 1217 01:40:30,680 --> 01:40:33,558 And then it hits me. Boom! Australia, are you kidding me? 1218 01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:38,151 We gotta go meet Mr Australia himself! He goes "Why not?" I go "Why not?" 1219 01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:41,750 - Pretty soon, the whole group goes... - (all) "Why not?" 1220 01:40:42,120 --> 01:40:43,917 So here we are. 1221 01:40:44,040 --> 01:40:49,398 So, Nikos Papandropolous, I'd like you to meet the favourite son of Australia... 1222 01:40:49,520 --> 01:40:52,034 ...Chips O'Toole. 1223 01:41:03,800 --> 01:41:06,030 Well, aren't you gonna say anything? 1224 01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:13,634 (Australian accent) G'day, Nikos. How's it goin', sport? Good on ya, cobber. 1225 01:41:13,920 --> 01:41:17,356 Chips O'Toole. Hotels and oil from down under. 1226 01:41:17,960 --> 01:41:20,918 Do you still have any situations available in Sydney? 1227 01:41:21,040 --> 01:41:22,758 No, it's all gone, Paula. 1228 01:41:22,880 --> 01:41:25,713 Never mind, Nikos. People drop out, don't they? 1229 01:41:25,840 --> 01:41:29,958 Anyway, come on up to the house. We'll put some shrimps on the barbie for ya. 1230 01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:33,071 Hey, I almost forgot somebody! 1231 01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:37,079 Mr Junior Partner. The man Chips can't do without. 1232 01:41:37,640 --> 01:41:40,473 The whiz kid. Randy Bentwick. 1233 01:41:41,360 --> 01:41:43,396 Unfortunately, Randy is a mute. 1234 01:41:45,080 --> 01:41:48,834 All right, everybody get on up to the house for a drink. 1235 01:41:48,960 --> 01:41:52,157 You wanna refresh those cocktails, don't you? 1236 01:41:52,280 --> 01:41:54,396 The ice is melting. Hurry, hurry. 1237 01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:56,795 Go on up! Follow the path around the house. 1238 01:41:56,920 --> 01:41:59,036 Keep going! That's it, keep going! 1239 01:42:00,120 --> 01:42:02,076 I'll be right up there. 1240 01:42:09,120 --> 01:42:13,477 Fellas, last year I made $3 million. 1241 01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:15,795 But your 50,000 was the most fun. 1242 01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:20,316 Are you ready? 1243 01:42:21,120 --> 01:42:23,076 Then let's go get 'em. 1244 01:45:22,160 --> 01:45:24,515 Visiontext subtitles: Julie Clayton