1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Resync by abankmino from Jap 2 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:10,155 (Narrator) 'Day 64. 3 00:00:10,205 --> 00:00:13,163 '2.36pm. 4 00:00:14,445 --> 00:00:17,437 'Space is in the Biodome. 5 00:00:18,155 --> 00:00:22,831 'Marky and Veronica are by the pool. 6 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:26,470 'Joplin and Pippa are at the sofas.' 7 00:00:26,515 --> 00:00:29,507 I mean, you know, what is TV, anyway?. 8 00:00:29,555 --> 00:00:33,673 It's just a big fat arrow pointing away from the problem. 9 00:00:33,715 --> 00:00:36,024 Especially shows like this. 10 00:00:37,115 --> 00:00:41,506 It's like the lead in the water pipes that sent the Romans mad. 11 00:00:42,595 --> 00:00:43,948 Mmm. 12 00:00:43,995 --> 00:00:47,271 I thought to myself, "OK, I can ignore it, 13 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:50,990 "or I can engage with and alter it from within." 14 00:00:51,035 --> 00:00:53,310 You know, and if just one person 15 00:00:53,355 --> 00:00:56,028 hears me and thinks, "Wow. 16 00:00:56,075 --> 00:00:59,033 "l never saw it like that. This guy's really opened my head," 17 00:00:59,075 --> 00:01:01,270 then I've justified doing it. 18 00:01:01,315 --> 00:01:02,794 You know?. 19 00:01:05,235 --> 00:01:07,066 Do toes have bones in them?. 20 00:01:10,235 --> 00:01:13,466 'Grayson and Angel are in the diary room.' 21 00:01:13,515 --> 00:01:14,948 - (Big Brother) Hello, Grayson. - Hi, Big Brother. 22 00:01:14,995 --> 00:01:16,986 - Hello, Angel. How are you today?. - All right. 23 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,787 I'm pissed off and I'm angry, 24 00:01:18,835 --> 00:01:20,427 and we need your permission to kill someone. 25 00:01:20,475 --> 00:01:21,908 Who would you like to kill?. 26 00:01:21,955 --> 00:01:24,185 - Who do you think?. Wonderbra. - And her spastic henchman. 27 00:01:24,235 --> 00:01:27,989 All right, so show me M and V looking really pleased with themselves, OK?. 28 00:01:28,035 --> 00:01:29,468 The chawier the better. 29 00:01:29,515 --> 00:01:32,552 And lose "spastic", otherwise Ofcom will be shitting blood for a week. 30 00:01:32,595 --> 00:01:35,029 VlDEO REWlNDlNG 31 00:01:35,075 --> 00:01:36,474 - Who do you think?. Wonderbra. - And her henchman. 32 00:01:36,515 --> 00:01:37,630 Good. > 33 00:01:37,675 --> 00:01:39,506 (Grayson) And last night, you could hear everything. 34 00:01:39,555 --> 00:01:41,591 It sounded like someone spanking a wet rat! 35 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,068 (Angel) And who needs to hear that?. 36 00:01:43,115 --> 00:01:45,151 They even sound thick when they grunt. 37 00:01:45,195 --> 00:01:47,993 OK, so mark that for their best bits. 38 00:01:48,035 --> 00:01:49,024 Patrick. 39 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:50,747 - Thanks... uh, what is it?. - Kelly. 40 00:01:50,795 --> 00:01:52,467 - That's the one. - They only had blueberry muffins. 41 00:01:52,515 --> 00:01:54,073 - Oi, oi, oi. Fat camp! - Oh, that's lovely. 42 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:56,345 PHONE RlNGlNG I need this in 20 minutes. 43 00:01:56,395 --> 00:01:58,784 If you're gonna answer that, make it quick. Chloe's looking for you. 44 00:01:58,835 --> 00:02:00,587 - Yep, I'm on it. - Quick! 45 00:02:00,635 --> 00:02:02,626 - Shit. Shit. - You ignoring that, are you?. 46 00:02:02,675 --> 00:02:04,984 - It's Riq. - Oh, asking where you were last night?. 47 00:02:05,035 --> 00:02:06,468 - I told him. - (You told him?) 48 00:02:06,515 --> 00:02:08,073 - Well, texted him. - Well, what did you say?. 49 00:02:08,115 --> 00:02:09,548 I crashed at yours. 50 00:02:09,595 --> 00:02:12,792 OK. Glossed over a couple of details, then. 51 00:02:12,835 --> 00:02:14,632 Yeah, me and Riq have been together for ages. 52 00:02:14,675 --> 00:02:16,427 It's not my usual style, you know?. 53 00:02:17,435 --> 00:02:19,824 You got pissed, you put your hand in the cookie jar. 54 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:21,672 You make it sound so innocent. LAUGHlNG 55 00:02:21,715 --> 00:02:23,194 Yeah, but was it?. 56 00:02:23,235 --> 00:02:25,749 Here you are... 57 00:02:27,475 --> 00:02:30,273 I will be back later for the highlights, you jammy cow. 58 00:02:32,835 --> 00:02:35,190 Hiya. That's your coffee. 59 00:02:35,235 --> 00:02:36,827 - Heya. - Hey. 60 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:39,264 Listen, what happened last night was a mistake. 61 00:02:39,315 --> 00:02:41,875 - Yeah, it was... - We must be really stupid 62 00:02:41,915 --> 00:02:44,304 cos we kept repeating the same mistake till, what, half three?. 63 00:02:44,355 --> 00:02:45,708 Yeah, thereabouts. 64 00:02:45,755 --> 00:02:47,746 Yeah, cos I like to learn from my mistakes 65 00:02:47,795 --> 00:02:49,786 and I don't think we fully went through 66 00:02:49,835 --> 00:02:51,905 all the possible avenues for error, so... 67 00:02:51,955 --> 00:02:53,388 Dick! 68 00:02:53,435 --> 00:02:56,074 I'd like to go over it with you later, see if we can... 69 00:02:58,435 --> 00:02:59,424 CLEARlNG THROAT 70 00:02:59,475 --> 00:03:01,545 Can you take Aisleyne to the BBLB room?. 71 00:03:01,595 --> 00:03:03,028 PHONE RlNGlNG 72 00:03:03,075 --> 00:03:04,508 Um, that's Sophie's job. 73 00:03:04,555 --> 00:03:06,386 Yeah, she's still doing friends and family. 74 00:03:06,435 --> 00:03:07,948 Fine. 75 00:03:07,995 --> 00:03:12,466 When you're done with that, coffee, camera run, they're gasping. 76 00:03:12,515 --> 00:03:14,346 (Kelly) Sorry, it's been a bit hectic here today. 77 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:17,785 There's champagne and stuff and tea in the room. It's gonna be great. 78 00:03:17,835 --> 00:03:19,268 Hey, Aisleyne. 79 00:03:19,315 --> 00:03:21,590 - Hello. - Everything all right, yeah?. 80 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,193 Looking after you OK?. 81 00:03:23,235 --> 00:03:26,033 - (Aisleyne) Who was that?. - (Kelly) Patrick, producer. 82 00:03:32,035 --> 00:03:33,787 - Do you want me to fire you?. - Shit! 83 00:03:33,835 --> 00:03:35,746 Um, sorry, man. 84 00:03:35,795 --> 00:03:37,274 Man?. Just do your job. 85 00:03:38,355 --> 00:03:40,107 There's no-one even there. Move the camera. 86 00:03:40,155 --> 00:03:41,508 Oh, Jesus Christ. 87 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,672 ON TV:.. Volleys of gunfire. We hope to join them again for an update... 88 00:03:44,715 --> 00:03:47,070 (Newsreader) 'Authorities say they cannot guarantee the safety... ' 89 00:03:47,115 --> 00:03:49,583 (Voicemail) Hi, this is Kelly. Not here to take your call right now, 90 00:03:49,635 --> 00:03:52,024 so if you leave me a message I'll get back to you. 91 00:03:52,075 --> 00:03:53,667 Bye! 92 00:03:53,715 --> 00:03:56,946 'A cordon established around the immediate area 93 00:03:56,995 --> 00:03:58,906 'has been expanded twice in the last hour. 94 00:03:58,955 --> 00:04:00,547 'lt currently covers much of the surrounding...' 95 00:04:00,595 --> 00:04:02,074 What?. 96 00:04:02,115 --> 00:04:06,347 '..a perimeter, preventing anyone from entering or leaving the area. 97 00:04:06,395 --> 00:04:08,113 'Eyewitnesses have fled the scene.' 98 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:10,146 TECHNO MUSlC 99 00:04:12,515 --> 00:04:14,267 (Brian Belo) How you doin', fellas?. 100 00:04:16,835 --> 00:04:18,507 Do you believe in reincarnation?. 101 00:04:18,555 --> 00:04:19,988 Can't knock it, can you?. 102 00:04:20,035 --> 00:04:22,230 I'll show you a good book that I'm reading. 103 00:04:28,395 --> 00:04:31,944 Doing up my button. Thank you, sweetheart. 104 00:04:31,995 --> 00:04:35,704 (Patrick) Get your fucking baps out of that chair. Now! 105 00:04:36,995 --> 00:04:39,714 37 minutes to go, minions. 106 00:04:39,755 --> 00:04:41,711 Do you even know what a minion is?. 107 00:04:41,755 --> 00:04:43,666 No?. Don't look offended, then. 108 00:04:43,715 --> 00:04:45,194 Where's Sophie?. 109 00:04:46,475 --> 00:04:48,431 Anybody know where Sophie is?. Hello?. 110 00:04:48,475 --> 00:04:51,387 Excuse me. Come on. Gormless! Where's Sophie?. 111 00:04:51,435 --> 00:04:53,824 Uh, Sophie. Uh, she's picking up Pippa's mum. 112 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:56,867 Oh, fucking hell! She should have been here by 5.00. Get her for me. 113 00:04:56,915 --> 00:04:58,394 - Sorry. - What's the latest?. 114 00:04:58,435 --> 00:05:02,064 Um, numbers are way down. There are network issues or something. 115 00:05:02,115 --> 00:05:03,912 - OK, so the headline is...?. - Well, Grayson is safe. 116 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:05,547 Marky is the favourite for the chop, 117 00:05:05,595 --> 00:05:07,631 but there's only a pixel between him and Pippa. 118 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:10,553 Oh, God. Well, rather her than him. 119 00:05:10,595 --> 00:05:13,063 Look at that. Face like a Manchester morgue. 120 00:05:13,115 --> 00:05:15,948 Wish they'd nominate you, sour flaps. 121 00:05:15,995 --> 00:05:17,428 BLOWlNG RASPBERRY 122 00:05:18,275 --> 00:05:21,585 LAUGHTER 123 00:05:21,635 --> 00:05:23,387 Is that your eviction outfit?. 124 00:05:23,435 --> 00:05:26,507 Oi, Barbra. I said, is that your eviction outfit?. 125 00:05:26,555 --> 00:05:28,591 My name is Grayson. 126 00:05:28,635 --> 00:05:30,830 G-R-A-Y... 127 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:33,514 Y-M-C-A. 128 00:05:34,755 --> 00:05:36,950 YELLlNG Oooh, Claire. Voice of God. 129 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:46,187 This is Big Brother. 130 00:05:46,235 --> 00:05:48,032 Could Grayson come to the diary room?. 131 00:05:48,075 --> 00:05:49,064 - Ha! - What?.! 132 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,470 - He started it! - Oh, "he started it"! 133 00:05:51,515 --> 00:05:52,504 Oh, you're such an idiot. 134 00:05:52,555 --> 00:05:54,864 ALL ARGUlNG 135 00:05:54,915 --> 00:05:57,304 - You wanna drown me?. - You should come with subtitles. 136 00:05:57,355 --> 00:05:58,834 LAUGHlNG 137 00:06:00,635 --> 00:06:02,751 Fucking had it with this northern twat. 138 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:05,229 CHUCKLlNG 139 00:06:05,275 --> 00:06:07,835 Oh, God. Talk about pleased with himself. 140 00:06:09,275 --> 00:06:10,833 It's just post-shag euphoria. 141 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:12,354 You remember that. 142 00:06:13,355 --> 00:06:15,311 - What are you for?. - It's Sophie. 143 00:06:17,035 --> 00:06:18,627 Tell me you are round the corner. 144 00:06:18,675 --> 00:06:20,347 'Sorry, Patrick.' 145 00:06:20,395 --> 00:06:21,669 All the main routes were chocker. 146 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,273 Col's trying to work some back-road magic now. 147 00:06:23,315 --> 00:06:26,864 You were supposed to be here... fucking three hours ago. 148 00:06:26,915 --> 00:06:29,224 - Yes. - Stop saying yes. 149 00:06:29,275 --> 00:06:30,708 'Right. Mm-hm. Yep.' 150 00:06:30,755 --> 00:06:32,552 Now, you should have been here three hours ago, 151 00:06:32,595 --> 00:06:35,109 'in friends and family, in hospitality,' 152 00:06:35,155 --> 00:06:38,033 with that fucking moaning Scottish bird's mother. 153 00:06:38,075 --> 00:06:39,952 'Fucking sick of this!' 154 00:06:39,995 --> 00:06:42,225 Fucking get back here, pronto! 155 00:06:42,275 --> 00:06:44,027 No. 156 00:06:44,075 --> 00:06:45,588 Pick that up. 157 00:06:45,635 --> 00:06:47,705 Your boss isn't upset, I hope. 158 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,427 It's eviction night, so he's a bit stressed. 159 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:53,753 (Woman) It's a very stressful line of work. I've often thought that. 160 00:06:53,795 --> 00:06:55,194 What's that?. 161 00:07:13,195 --> 00:07:17,188 SQUELCHlNG, MUNCHlNG 162 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,914 Right. Shit. Bye. Fuck. 163 00:07:24,955 --> 00:07:26,946 (Fucking hell.) 164 00:07:27,955 --> 00:07:29,434 - Claire. - Yeah?. 165 00:07:31,715 --> 00:07:33,512 They might bump tonight's show. 166 00:07:33,555 --> 00:07:36,353 - Why?. - Because of this shit. 167 00:07:36,395 --> 00:07:38,670 One fucking estate on fire in Newcastle 168 00:07:38,715 --> 00:07:40,990 and a couple of policemen killed in Liverpool. 169 00:07:41,035 --> 00:07:42,991 Oh, Jesus. 170 00:07:43,035 --> 00:07:45,595 Stockwell, Cardiff, Portsmouth, all bollocksed. 171 00:07:45,635 --> 00:07:49,423 If this gets much worse, we are gonna be bumped for a news update. 172 00:07:49,475 --> 00:07:51,113 (Claire) Brilliant. 173 00:07:51,155 --> 00:07:53,305 (Patrick) Why do people riot, anyway?. It's not the '80s. 174 00:07:53,355 --> 00:07:55,664 You know, they've got distractions. They should stay in, watch telly. 175 00:08:12,475 --> 00:08:14,909 Just...that hat is so loud. 176 00:08:25,835 --> 00:08:27,712 ..What you on about?. 177 00:08:27,755 --> 00:08:29,586 I'm just not feeling this no more. 178 00:08:31,475 --> 00:08:33,067 Too many arguments. 179 00:08:41,275 --> 00:08:44,187 No, what are you doing?. Don't put that shit in there! 180 00:08:44,235 --> 00:08:46,066 BOTH ARGUlNG 181 00:08:46,115 --> 00:08:48,071 Have you seen the factories where they make this stuff?.! 182 00:08:48,115 --> 00:08:49,673 - No. - Yeah, well, there's rats 183 00:08:49,715 --> 00:08:51,785 they can't kill because of all the preservatives in the steam. 184 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:54,633 (Pippa) You mean there's rats in there?.! 185 00:08:54,675 --> 00:08:56,472 My God! I've ruined the food! 186 00:08:56,515 --> 00:08:58,392 Fucking Och Aye The Noo's off again. 187 00:09:00,475 --> 00:09:01,794 Gollum set her off. 188 00:09:04,115 --> 00:09:05,946 That's your eviction outfit?. 189 00:09:06,955 --> 00:09:08,593 What?. Yeah. What - no good?. 190 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,114 Mark, you look like a div. 191 00:09:11,955 --> 00:09:14,389 PHONE RlNGlNG 192 00:09:14,435 --> 00:09:18,553 - Is that a phone?. It's a phone. - Coo-ee, it's for you! 193 00:09:18,595 --> 00:09:20,586 < We can hear ya! 194 00:09:20,635 --> 00:09:24,913 - (Voicemail) This is Kelly... - Find out who it is. Jesus Christ. 195 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:29,153 - (Veronica) Hello! - (Marky) Hello. Hello, hello. 196 00:09:29,195 --> 00:09:30,833 Hello! 197 00:09:35,195 --> 00:09:36,753 They're not allowed to do that, are they?. 198 00:09:36,795 --> 00:09:38,114 I don't think so. Hello! 199 00:09:38,155 --> 00:09:40,669 Hello! 200 00:09:40,715 --> 00:09:44,833 DlSTORTED CARNlVAL MUSlC 201 00:09:46,475 --> 00:09:48,466 He's fucking gold dust. 202 00:09:55,715 --> 00:09:57,194 Two for the price of one! 203 00:10:01,595 --> 00:10:03,870 He was in Big Brother with me. 204 00:10:03,915 --> 00:10:07,590 - Hello. - Bubble. We fell over a chair?. 205 00:10:07,635 --> 00:10:12,072 I didn't know what your question was, cos you kinda stuttered it. "Are you..."?. 206 00:10:12,115 --> 00:10:14,106 He said to me, "Oh, how do you feel about your country?"' 207 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,191 And I'm thinking, "I'm African." 208 00:10:16,235 --> 00:10:20,433 My spirit was born in Africa but my body was born in Zimbabwe. 209 00:10:20,475 --> 00:10:22,466 PHONE RlNGlNG 210 00:10:27,515 --> 00:10:29,392 - Hello?. - Oh, finally. 211 00:10:29,435 --> 00:10:32,472 Look, Riq, it's eviction night. It's not really a good time. 212 00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:34,028 - Guess who's been mugged. - What?. 213 00:10:34,075 --> 00:10:35,508 'Someone's took the van.' 214 00:10:35,555 --> 00:10:37,910 Get this - a family flags me down, right?. 215 00:10:37,955 --> 00:10:39,707 A mum, dad, kid, 216 00:10:39,755 --> 00:10:41,188 'by the side of the road, right?. 217 00:10:41,235 --> 00:10:42,748 'There's no car but I figure there's been an accident. 218 00:10:42,795 --> 00:10:44,945 - 'The kid's bleeding, yeah?" - Jesus. 219 00:10:44,995 --> 00:10:47,714 The mum pulls a knife. The mum. 220 00:10:47,755 --> 00:10:49,234 Fuck. Are you all right?. 221 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:52,506 'Yeah, well, I pretty much nearly shat meself' 222 00:10:52,555 --> 00:10:55,115 and I'm stuck somewhere on fucking Arse-End-on-Tweed 223 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,634 trying to get a train home. 224 00:10:57,995 --> 00:11:01,351 Well, I don't know what I can do. 225 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:04,353 Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just venting, you know?. So... 226 00:11:05,435 --> 00:11:07,187 I've been trying all day. 227 00:11:08,675 --> 00:11:10,791 Yeah, I know. It's just been a bit mad. 228 00:11:10,835 --> 00:11:14,794 Right. So you gonna crash at Claire's again tonight?. 229 00:11:15,955 --> 00:11:17,786 I don't know. 230 00:11:18,915 --> 00:11:22,828 - How'd this happen, Kel?. - Look, can we talk later?. 231 00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:24,547 So you joined your little media cult 232 00:11:24,595 --> 00:11:26,392 and now you're getting rid of your excess baggage. 233 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:27,834 Is that it, Kel?. 234 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,671 'ls that it, Kel?" 235 00:11:31,715 --> 00:11:33,194 No, l... 236 00:11:34,315 --> 00:11:35,953 I just... 237 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,951 PHONE BEEPlNG 238 00:11:37,995 --> 00:11:39,030 Hello?. 239 00:11:41,115 --> 00:11:42,434 Riq?. 240 00:11:47,395 --> 00:11:49,511 Hello, hello, Queen D. 241 00:11:49,555 --> 00:11:51,466 Oh, hey, Patrick. 242 00:11:51,515 --> 00:11:53,710 Hey. How are you?. 243 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,553 Um, well, I'm a bit concerned, actually. 244 00:11:56,595 --> 00:11:58,028 Really?. How so?. 245 00:11:58,075 --> 00:12:01,750 Well, I heard that we might get bumped for the news. 246 00:12:05,515 --> 00:12:07,710 No! No, no, no, no, no! 247 00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:09,393 Promise. 248 00:12:09,435 --> 00:12:13,348 Yeah, well, not unless this really is the end of the world, which... 249 00:12:13,395 --> 00:12:14,828 Right. 250 00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,672 OK, well, I'll keep my fingers crossed, then. 251 00:12:16,715 --> 00:12:18,865 Yeah, and you break one of those rather lovely legs. 252 00:12:18,915 --> 00:12:20,906 'All right. Bye-bye.' 253 00:12:24,235 --> 00:12:26,829 - How the fuck did she know that?. - I don't know. 254 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,628 You never spook... You never spook the talent, alright?. 255 00:12:29,675 --> 00:12:32,269 Even if there is a mushroom cloud about to go off behind them, 256 00:12:32,315 --> 00:12:33,873 especially if they're about to go live, OK?. 257 00:12:33,915 --> 00:12:36,509 - It is page one stuff, Claire. - I didn't tell her! 258 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:42,105 (Announcer) Davina will start talking. 259 00:12:42,155 --> 00:12:46,353 When the music kicks in, that's your cue to go absolutely berserk. 260 00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:49,068 Keep it going until you hear Davina talking. 261 00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:51,754 All right, guys, stand by. 262 00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:56,874 PHONE BEEPlNG 263 00:12:58,675 --> 00:13:00,108 Hey. 264 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,430 - Hey. - Have you got no signal?. 265 00:13:02,475 --> 00:13:05,148 - Mmm. - Yeah, no-one's got one. 266 00:13:05,195 --> 00:13:08,426 - Yeah, probably the wrong type of cloud. - Huh?. 267 00:13:08,475 --> 00:13:10,670 I'm gonna try in the office. 268 00:13:12,195 --> 00:13:14,026 All right, well, I'll see you in a bit, right?. 269 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:20,754 CHEERlNG 270 00:13:24,115 --> 00:13:27,346 (Woman) Hang on a minute, my sound has gone down again. 271 00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:28,828 Where is the sound?. 272 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,945 (Patrick) Just move it back up. Put 4 up. 273 00:13:30,995 --> 00:13:33,031 Bring 4 up, for fuck's sake. 274 00:13:33,075 --> 00:13:37,387 Move that camera off her. I can't stand her fucking face. Look at him. 275 00:13:37,435 --> 00:13:39,073 (Announcer) Here we go - five seconds. 276 00:13:39,115 --> 00:13:42,187 Make some noise! Come on! 277 00:13:42,235 --> 00:13:44,385 CHEERlNG 278 00:13:44,435 --> 00:13:46,630 Anything?. 279 00:13:46,675 --> 00:13:48,313 Nobody's picking up from the channel. 280 00:13:48,355 --> 00:13:49,868 Fucking hell. 281 00:13:53,075 --> 00:13:54,827 Sod it. No news is good news. 282 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,230 Right, man the lifeboats! Come on! 283 00:13:58,675 --> 00:14:02,224 Grayson, Marky and Pippa - three little piggies 284 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,505 but who's going to be squealing all the way home tonight?. 285 00:14:04,555 --> 00:14:06,989 SNORTlNG Someone's coming out! 286 00:14:15,835 --> 00:14:17,905 Hey. 287 00:14:17,955 --> 00:14:19,388 You OK?. 288 00:14:19,435 --> 00:14:20,754 - Yeah, I'm fine. - Yeah?. 289 00:14:22,515 --> 00:14:24,028 Dunno. This job... 290 00:14:24,075 --> 00:14:26,953 - I thought you liked it. - I do. 291 00:14:26,995 --> 00:14:29,873 I just... All I do is fetch coffees. 292 00:14:29,915 --> 00:14:34,625 But dunno. The show and the crowds and everything... 293 00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:36,950 It's not really real, is it?. 294 00:14:36,995 --> 00:14:38,428 Do you know what I mean?. 295 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,705 You don't really, do you?. 296 00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:49,552 (Kel...) 297 00:14:59,835 --> 00:15:01,348 WHl MPERlNG 298 00:15:01,395 --> 00:15:03,386 The bite's still bleeding! 299 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:06,188 - Try and stop it. - Can't we take him to the hospital?. 300 00:15:06,235 --> 00:15:08,703 I'm trying to find one. I can't get any signal. 301 00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,234 SOBBlNG 302 00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:13,312 There's a doctor at the studio. We'll go there. 303 00:15:13,355 --> 00:15:15,027 WAlLlNG 304 00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:24,194 I'm now going to talk to the house. 305 00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:27,227 CHEERlNG 306 00:15:28,475 --> 00:15:30,511 Big Brother house, this is Davina. 307 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:34,309 You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear. 308 00:15:34,355 --> 00:15:36,915 Bollocks! CHUCKLlNG 309 00:15:36,955 --> 00:15:39,185 - (Davina) Grayson. - Yes?. 310 00:15:40,435 --> 00:15:41,914 - (Davina) Marky. - (Grayson) Wanker! 311 00:15:41,955 --> 00:15:43,149 CHEERlNG 312 00:15:43,195 --> 00:15:44,992 (Davina) And Pippa. 313 00:15:45,035 --> 00:15:49,028 The lines are closed, the votes have been counted and verified 314 00:15:49,075 --> 00:15:52,112 and I can now reveal that the next person to be evicted 315 00:15:52,155 --> 00:15:54,385 from the Big Brother house is... 316 00:15:54,435 --> 00:15:56,903 CROWD SHOUTlNG AND CHEERlNG 317 00:16:01,555 --> 00:16:02,510 .. Pippa! 318 00:16:02,555 --> 00:16:04,147 CROWD SCREAM lNG AND CHEERlNG 319 00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:12,114 My make-up... 320 00:16:12,155 --> 00:16:14,464 (Davina) Pippa, you'll be leaving the house in 30 minutes' time. 321 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,504 OK. 322 00:16:15,555 --> 00:16:17,193 Can't she go now?. 323 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,867 Fuck it. I need some more Nicorettes. 324 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,110 Get...just get someone to get them. 325 00:16:31,715 --> 00:16:32,864 He's not breathing. 326 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,384 WAlLlNG He's not breathing! 327 00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:10,824 SCREAM lNG 328 00:17:16,315 --> 00:17:18,385 (Claire) Kel. > 329 00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:20,744 Kel. 330 00:17:20,795 --> 00:17:22,228 Yep?. 331 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:26,348 (Claire) Sorry, but someone urgently requires nicotine gum. 332 00:17:26,395 --> 00:17:28,590 Cool, I'm on it. Shop's still open. I can make it. 333 00:17:28,635 --> 00:17:30,705 Ta. Oh, and you still owe me those mucky details. 334 00:17:30,755 --> 00:17:32,985 Yeah, cheers, thanks for that. 335 00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:34,832 I'll go. 336 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,274 Are you sure?. 337 00:17:38,115 --> 00:17:39,309 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 338 00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,467 Smells of fingering in here. 339 00:18:00,675 --> 00:18:05,385 Joplin has literally worn that shirt the whole fucking time. 340 00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:07,312 Imagine what that smells like. 341 00:18:07,355 --> 00:18:08,868 - (Davina) Pippa?. - Yes?. 342 00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:10,712 You have 30 seconds to say your goodbyes. 343 00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:12,188 I'm coming to get you! 344 00:18:12,235 --> 00:18:14,510 - You're gonna be fine. - It's gonna be all right. 345 00:18:14,555 --> 00:18:17,592 - All gonna be fine. - Davina will look after you. 346 00:18:17,635 --> 00:18:19,068 - Yeah?. - Yeah?. 347 00:18:19,115 --> 00:18:20,594 - You look beautiful. 348 00:18:21,715 --> 00:18:23,831 (Crowd) Get Pippa out! Get Pip... 349 00:18:24,835 --> 00:18:26,314 Aw. > 350 00:18:27,635 --> 00:18:29,671 Say hello to my mum for me, yeah?. 351 00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:33,308 Be brave. 352 00:18:33,355 --> 00:18:37,746 (Big Brother) 1 0, 9, 8, 7, 6... Go, Pippa! > 353 00:18:37,795 --> 00:18:42,710 ..5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 354 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,825 Pippa, you have been evicted. 355 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,833 Please leave the Big Brother house. 356 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:50,430 SQUEALlNG 357 00:18:50,475 --> 00:18:52,545 CROWD BOOlNG 358 00:19:00,475 --> 00:19:03,228 Yeah, come off the garden. Fucking hell. 359 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,914 Ladies and gents, it's Pippa! 360 00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:07,354 BOOlNG 361 00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:10,989 - Fuck, I can hear booing. - They're going nuts! 362 00:19:11,035 --> 00:19:13,071 Shh, shh. 363 00:19:13,115 --> 00:19:14,548 She'll be all right. She'll be all right. 364 00:19:14,595 --> 00:19:15,789 Listen, listen! 365 00:19:18,435 --> 00:19:20,585 BOOS AND CHEERS 366 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,629 GURGLlNG 367 00:19:32,155 --> 00:19:33,429 Oh, my God! 368 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,432 (Davina) OK, so ginger snaps for the last time 369 00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:38,624 as Pippa leaves the building, 370 00:19:38,675 --> 00:19:41,189 but can she stay calm?. 371 00:19:41,235 --> 00:19:44,944 We'll hear her tell us what she thought about her fellow housemates. 372 00:19:44,995 --> 00:19:46,872 She didn't like them. 373 00:19:46,915 --> 00:19:48,826 Find out after the break. 374 00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,354 SQUEALlNG AND CHEERlNG 375 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,587 (Big Brother) Big Brother house, the storeroom door is now open. 376 00:19:58,635 --> 00:20:00,626 CHEERlNG Bang on! Let it be booze! 377 00:20:00,675 --> 00:20:02,154 Come on! 378 00:20:09,035 --> 00:20:10,627 He had a thing with me, you know?. 379 00:20:12,675 --> 00:20:13,630 What?. 380 00:20:13,675 --> 00:20:16,473 Yeah, when we were on I'm A Celebrity. 381 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,904 We screwed in a hammock. 382 00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:20,752 It was nice. 383 00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:23,628 MUSlC:. Big Brother Theme 384 00:20:23,675 --> 00:20:26,747 And welcome to Pippa! SQUEALlNG 385 00:20:26,795 --> 00:20:28,706 Oof. 386 00:20:28,755 --> 00:20:32,873 I cannot imagine living next door to people like that. 387 00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:35,713 GROWLlNG AND SCREAM lNG 388 00:20:37,435 --> 00:20:39,903 They two had sex in the bedroom. 389 00:20:39,955 --> 00:20:41,991 CHUCKLlNG 390 00:20:42,035 --> 00:20:43,866 SCREAM lNG 391 00:20:43,915 --> 00:20:46,270 ROARlNG 392 00:20:46,315 --> 00:20:49,671 - Joplin. Joplin. - God, he is so boring. 393 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:53,025 - But that's so mean. - But he's forty. 394 00:20:56,475 --> 00:20:58,431 He's had his life. 395 00:20:58,475 --> 00:21:00,864 (Claire) Oh, my God. Is that actually what Channel 4's putting out?. 396 00:21:00,915 --> 00:21:03,509 - Yeah, why?. - That. 397 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,864 Oh, get to fuck. 398 00:21:07,635 --> 00:21:08,590 Hello. 399 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,990 Is it love?. Is it love?. Is it?. Is it?. 400 00:21:11,035 --> 00:21:12,946 No, he's just my friend. 401 00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:14,474 CROWD GROANlNG 402 00:21:14,515 --> 00:21:15,584 LAUGHlNG > 403 00:21:15,635 --> 00:21:18,786 We've just lost everything on the fucking screens. 404 00:21:18,835 --> 00:21:22,908 (Patrick) We've lost everything on the screens! 405 00:21:22,955 --> 00:21:24,468 MUSlC:. Grace Kelly by Mika 406 00:21:29,795 --> 00:21:31,672 Watch me vodka. Don't! Fuck off! 407 00:21:31,715 --> 00:21:33,068 It's annoying! 408 00:21:33,115 --> 00:21:35,470 Don't! 409 00:21:35,515 --> 00:21:36,994 SCREAM lNG, GROWLlNG 410 00:21:43,315 --> 00:21:46,068 I'll give 50 quid to the first person who gets me an outside line. 411 00:21:46,115 --> 00:21:47,628 - For fuck's sake. - There's no mobiles working. 412 00:21:47,675 --> 00:21:49,711 SNARLlNG AND GROWLlNG 413 00:21:49,755 --> 00:21:51,632 SHOUTlNG 414 00:21:51,675 --> 00:21:52,630 SCREAM lNG 415 00:21:52,675 --> 00:21:54,313 If he separates... > SCREAM lNG lN EARPlECE 416 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,993 Sorry. Hello?. 417 00:21:56,035 --> 00:21:58,503 - Is my mum in here?. Is my mum here?. - Hello?. 418 00:21:58,555 --> 00:22:00,147 SNARLlNG 419 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,674 SCREAMlNG 420 00:22:05,355 --> 00:22:06,834 What's going on up... 421 00:22:09,115 --> 00:22:10,707 SNARLlNG 422 00:22:16,075 --> 00:22:17,190 SQUELCHlNG 423 00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:20,193 SNARLlNG AND YOWLlNG 424 00:22:21,395 --> 00:22:22,908 MUFFLED SCREAMlNG They're going batshit out there. 425 00:22:24,555 --> 00:22:27,308 Yeah, that's the public for you, isn't it?. 426 00:22:27,355 --> 00:22:29,186 They're animals. 427 00:22:31,715 --> 00:22:35,867 I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky 428 00:22:35,915 --> 00:22:39,669 I could be hurtful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like 429 00:22:39,715 --> 00:22:44,027 Gotta be green, gotta be mean, gotta be everything more 430 00:22:44,075 --> 00:22:46,145 Why don 't you like me?. Why don 't you like me?. 431 00:22:46,195 --> 00:22:47,947 Why don 't you... 432 00:22:47,995 --> 00:22:49,064 SCREAM I NG 433 00:23:13,555 --> 00:23:15,785 Fuck! Fucking get out of the way! 434 00:23:32,315 --> 00:23:35,387 SCREAM I NG, SNARLl NG 435 00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:39,428 M USlC PLAYlNG, GLASS SHATTERlNG, SCREAM lNG 436 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:49,193 Humphrey, we're leaving K'ching! 437 00:23:58,075 --> 00:23:59,793 What's your boyfriend's name again?. > 438 00:23:59,835 --> 00:24:01,985 Your real one, that is. 439 00:24:03,755 --> 00:24:05,393 What is your fucking problem?. 440 00:24:08,075 --> 00:24:09,827 Danny?. 441 00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:11,593 < Oh, Romeo's back, is he?. 442 00:24:13,275 --> 00:24:14,708 RASPY BREATHlNG 443 00:24:14,755 --> 00:24:17,144 What happened?. 444 00:24:21,035 --> 00:24:22,593 Stop it! SCREAM lNG 445 00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:25,911 Danny, no! WET CRUNCHlNG 446 00:24:25,955 --> 00:24:28,389 Stop it! 447 00:24:28,435 --> 00:24:30,391 Stop it! Stop it! 448 00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:32,665 RASPY BREATHlNG Oh! 449 00:24:37,755 --> 00:24:40,189 BANGlNG ON DOOR 450 00:24:44,315 --> 00:24:49,105 BANGlNG ON DOOR WHlMPERlNG 451 00:24:50,835 --> 00:24:52,314 Go away! 452 00:24:55,635 --> 00:24:57,751 BEEPlNG Fuck! 453 00:24:57,795 --> 00:25:00,229 CONTlNUOUS BANGlNG 454 00:25:00,275 --> 00:25:01,230 Fuck off! 455 00:25:01,275 --> 00:25:04,392 You fucking cunt! Fuck off! 456 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:10,468 WHlMPERlNG 457 00:25:14,835 --> 00:25:16,314 Help me! 458 00:25:16,355 --> 00:25:18,664 (Sobbing) Help. 459 00:25:18,715 --> 00:25:20,148 Fuck! 460 00:25:20,195 --> 00:25:22,504 SOBBlNG 461 00:25:24,115 --> 00:25:26,231 The head of the emergency services has claimed 462 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:29,392 those responsible for the violence engulfing the nation 463 00:25:29,435 --> 00:25:31,346 are not technically alive. 464 00:25:31,395 --> 00:25:34,626 Eyewitnesses describe dead or injured people 465 00:25:34,675 --> 00:25:37,428 apparently attacking one another en masse. 466 00:25:37,475 --> 00:25:40,353 Police advice is to seek shelter immediately, 467 00:25:40,395 --> 00:25:43,273 barricade doors and wind... 468 00:25:43,315 --> 00:25:47,547 SOBBlNG 469 00:25:48,595 --> 00:25:51,553 Oh, please! Please! 470 00:25:51,595 --> 00:25:53,790 Please! 471 00:25:58,035 --> 00:26:00,105 THUNDER RUMBLlNG 472 00:26:00,155 --> 00:26:03,147 BANGlNG ON DOOR RESUMES 473 00:26:04,635 --> 00:26:08,071 YELLlNG AND ROARlNG 474 00:26:08,115 --> 00:26:09,867 (Sobbing) Please, go away. 475 00:26:09,915 --> 00:26:14,705 BANGlNG AND ROARlNG 476 00:26:45,315 --> 00:26:48,432 - All right?. - Mmm. 477 00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:50,033 No alarm this morning. 478 00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:52,305 Mmm. 479 00:26:52,355 --> 00:26:54,391 Bit weird, innit?. 480 00:27:09,035 --> 00:27:11,708 RASPY BREATHlNG 481 00:28:20,755 --> 00:28:22,746 BEEPlNG 482 00:30:08,755 --> 00:30:10,746 SLURPlNG 483 00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,104 GROWLlNG 484 00:30:17,995 --> 00:30:20,065 SHOUTlNG 485 00:30:20,115 --> 00:30:21,230 Aargh! 486 00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:24,990 Aargh! 487 00:30:26,235 --> 00:30:27,953 No! 488 00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:38,513 SOBBlNG 489 00:30:54,715 --> 00:30:56,307 Hi. 490 00:31:00,475 --> 00:31:03,273 - All right, cheeks?. - Don't! 491 00:31:03,315 --> 00:31:04,907 Get off! 492 00:31:04,955 --> 00:31:06,513 I'm gonna make some eggs. You want some?. 493 00:31:06,555 --> 00:31:07,510 There aren't any. 494 00:31:07,555 --> 00:31:10,831 Grayson had a fried-egg sandwich last night. 495 00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:14,072 For fuck's sake! Right. 496 00:31:14,115 --> 00:31:16,549 - Oh, come on. - Oh, Marky, don't... 497 00:31:24,195 --> 00:31:26,151 What the fuck?. 498 00:31:26,195 --> 00:31:28,311 - That's for the eggs. - What do you mean, eggs?. 499 00:31:28,355 --> 00:31:30,152 You having the last of the eggs! 500 00:31:30,195 --> 00:31:32,584 DlSTANT YELLlNG Fuck this. I'm out. 501 00:31:33,995 --> 00:31:36,793 Oh, for God's sake! 502 00:31:36,835 --> 00:31:39,474 (Veronica) Marky, just drop it. Drop it! 503 00:31:39,515 --> 00:31:41,870 (Grayson) Stop showing off for your girlfriend. 504 00:31:41,915 --> 00:31:44,634 (Grayson) You are so cunt-struck, I'm surprised you're not... 505 00:31:44,675 --> 00:31:46,188 (Veronica) You're disgusting! 506 00:31:46,235 --> 00:31:47,953 What's Grayson done?. 507 00:31:47,995 --> 00:31:50,350 Eaten an egg. 508 00:33:06,795 --> 00:33:09,263 ROARlNG SCREAM lNG 509 00:33:11,275 --> 00:33:14,153 ROARlNG 510 00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:18,751 BANGlNG ON DOOR 511 00:33:20,355 --> 00:33:23,427 Aargh! SNARLlNG 512 00:33:23,475 --> 00:33:26,467 GROWLlNG 513 00:33:29,595 --> 00:33:30,914 (Space) Hello?. 514 00:33:30,955 --> 00:33:32,946 MUFFLED ARGUlNG 515 00:33:35,915 --> 00:33:37,348 What skanky bloodclart chief 516 00:33:37,395 --> 00:33:39,511 Ieft their cigarette butt in this mothertucking cup?. 517 00:33:39,555 --> 00:33:41,591 Huh, yeah. 518 00:33:41,635 --> 00:33:44,149 - How long have you been awake?. - 'Bout half an hour. 519 00:33:44,195 --> 00:33:46,834 You haven't had your mike on all that time?. 520 00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:48,786 Thanks, Big Brother! Why didn't you say something?. 521 00:33:50,835 --> 00:33:52,188 Just leave it. 522 00:33:52,235 --> 00:33:54,465 (Grayson) Big Brother's gonna give you a red card for that. 523 00:34:02,755 --> 00:34:05,428 Will you just calm down?.! For fuck's sake, Mark! 524 00:34:05,475 --> 00:34:06,908 (Veronica) What you doing?. 525 00:34:06,955 --> 00:34:08,991 YELLlNG 526 00:34:09,035 --> 00:34:11,424 - (Space) Something is wrong! - What?. 527 00:34:11,475 --> 00:34:15,150 No mikes, no alarms... 528 00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:17,747 ..and the cameras ain't moving. 529 00:34:22,515 --> 00:34:24,153 Big Brother ain't watching us. 530 00:34:58,195 --> 00:35:00,629 (Shit.) 531 00:35:02,915 --> 00:35:04,667 Shit. 532 00:35:18,995 --> 00:35:21,065 YELLlNG 533 00:35:35,755 --> 00:35:38,315 Aargh! Aargh! 534 00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:47,992 Aargh! 535 00:35:48,035 --> 00:35:51,505 YELLlNG AND ROARlNG 536 00:36:00,315 --> 00:36:04,274 SOBBlNG 537 00:36:04,475 --> 00:36:07,035 (Veronica) This ain't right. No cameras, no fucking point. 538 00:36:07,075 --> 00:36:08,906 - (Marky) They might be broken. - (Joplin) All of them?. 539 00:36:08,955 --> 00:36:11,833 - Could be electrics. - They're doing it on purpose. 540 00:36:11,875 --> 00:36:14,343 - Yeah, like a task. - Where the cameras don't move?. 541 00:36:14,395 --> 00:36:15,828 Like that's gonna be entertaining. 542 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:18,469 (Joplin) They want to see how we react to a sudden absence of authority. 543 00:36:18,515 --> 00:36:20,233 Well, it's freaking me right out. 544 00:36:20,275 --> 00:36:22,425 That's what they want. Don't give it to them. 545 00:36:22,475 --> 00:36:25,353 - We're not freaked out! - I am! 546 00:36:31,435 --> 00:36:35,428 MUFFLED ARGUlNG 547 00:36:42,995 --> 00:36:46,351 (Veronica) Give me the answer. Tell me what's going on. 548 00:36:46,395 --> 00:36:48,067 (Angel) Big Brother, man, what the fuck...?. 549 00:36:49,075 --> 00:36:51,270 (Veronica) Look, we've been really good, playing games. 550 00:36:51,315 --> 00:36:53,431 We just wanna know what's going on. 551 00:36:56,355 --> 00:36:57,424 (Veronica) Hello?. 552 00:36:57,475 --> 00:37:00,387 (Angel) If the cameras don't start moving any minute, I'm walking. 553 00:37:00,435 --> 00:37:01,914 Remember I told you... 554 00:37:06,195 --> 00:37:08,026 - I'm going on the roof. - We're not allowed there! 555 00:37:08,075 --> 00:37:10,270 Exactly! If they don't stop me, we'll know something's definitely wrong. 556 00:37:10,315 --> 00:37:12,306 MUFFLED TALKlNG 557 00:37:43,155 --> 00:37:44,554 SCREAM lNG 558 00:37:47,475 --> 00:37:49,033 SCREAM lNG 559 00:38:16,475 --> 00:38:17,908 (Grayson) They'll throw you out! 560 00:38:17,955 --> 00:38:20,344 Just leave him! Let 'em throw him out! 561 00:38:20,395 --> 00:38:22,511 (Angel) You know what?. Fuck 'em. 562 00:38:22,555 --> 00:38:24,591 - (Grayson) Oh, my God! - (Veronica) Look! 563 00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:27,308 (Veronica) That's what it is! They've given us a new housemate! 564 00:38:27,355 --> 00:38:29,471 CHEERlNG AND APPLAUSE 565 00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:30,948 Oh, fucking hell. Unbelievable! 566 00:38:30,995 --> 00:38:34,431 See, I told you! 567 00:38:34,475 --> 00:38:36,352 (Veronica) Course it is! Look at her! 568 00:38:36,395 --> 00:38:39,512 - She's a bit strange. - What's your name, then?. 569 00:38:39,555 --> 00:38:42,228 - (Marky) Uh... - (Angel) Coo-ee! Hello! 570 00:38:42,275 --> 00:38:44,152 LAUGHlNG 571 00:38:44,195 --> 00:38:45,674 What's she doing?. 572 00:38:46,915 --> 00:38:48,394 Hello?. 573 00:38:53,755 --> 00:38:55,268 Fine. Whatever. 574 00:38:55,315 --> 00:38:57,670 - Are you a mong?. - Shh! She might be. 575 00:38:57,715 --> 00:38:59,307 (Angel) Is that fake blood on her?. 576 00:38:59,355 --> 00:39:02,233 (Grayson) Don't listen to them. They're idiots, sweetheart. 577 00:39:02,275 --> 00:39:04,470 - I wouldn't bother, Gray. - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 578 00:39:04,515 --> 00:39:06,745 (Marky) Let Joppers in. Come on, Jops. 579 00:39:06,795 --> 00:39:08,274 Um, 'hello'. 580 00:39:08,315 --> 00:39:11,944 My 'name' is Joplin. 581 00:39:11,995 --> 00:39:13,553 SNlGGERlNG 582 00:39:13,595 --> 00:39:15,950 And I'm 'happy' to 'meet you'. 583 00:39:18,395 --> 00:39:21,034 - There's one in there. - One what?. 584 00:39:21,075 --> 00:39:23,589 (Grayson) Have you been outside all this time?. 585 00:39:23,635 --> 00:39:25,785 Can I ask you a question?. 586 00:39:25,835 --> 00:39:28,793 - How am I coming across?. - (Marky) Oh, you big queen. 587 00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:31,349 - Am I popular?. - Yeah, you're the favourite. 588 00:39:31,395 --> 00:39:33,351 Ha! No autographs for you. Hear that?. I'm the favourite! 589 00:39:33,395 --> 00:39:35,272 - This is such a put-on this! - Is that fake blood?. 590 00:39:35,315 --> 00:39:37,704 Shut up. 591 00:39:37,755 --> 00:39:40,223 You must try harder. LAUGHlNG 592 00:39:40,275 --> 00:39:42,664 - I said shut up! - (Grayson) All right. 593 00:39:42,715 --> 00:39:44,307 She's mental. Look at her. Her mechanism's gone. 594 00:39:44,355 --> 00:39:48,189 (Angel) It's just attention-seeking. Ignore her, she'll stop. 595 00:40:12,475 --> 00:40:14,750 GROWLlNG Fuck. 596 00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:19,593 Jesus. Fuck! 597 00:40:19,635 --> 00:40:22,195 GROWLlNG 598 00:40:23,995 --> 00:40:25,474 Fuck. 599 00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:40,226 (Marky) Did they give you specific instructions, 600 00:40:40,275 --> 00:40:42,231 or just tell you to come in and act weird?. 601 00:40:42,275 --> 00:40:46,905 - I'm not acting. I work here. - What, as a window-cleaner?. 602 00:40:48,595 --> 00:40:50,984 Something's happening. Some sort of outbreak. 603 00:40:51,035 --> 00:40:52,866 - Oh, here we go. - Just let her talk. 604 00:40:52,915 --> 00:40:54,064 OK. Go on. 605 00:40:54,115 --> 00:40:56,834 - People get this thing. - Thing?. 606 00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:00,746 They wanna kill you, and they change. 607 00:41:00,795 --> 00:41:03,263 And then their bums fall off. LAUGHlNG 608 00:41:03,315 --> 00:41:06,352 - What do you mean, they change?. - I dunno. They're dead. 609 00:41:06,395 --> 00:41:08,511 - Dead?. - Sorry, what did you say?. 610 00:41:10,755 --> 00:41:12,825 They're dead. 611 00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:16,550 They're dead, and they're still alive. 612 00:41:16,595 --> 00:41:18,108 They're everywhere. 613 00:41:18,155 --> 00:41:19,588 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 614 00:41:19,635 --> 00:41:21,546 - There's one in here. - This is quality, this is. 615 00:41:21,595 --> 00:41:23,426 Hammer House of horseshit. 616 00:41:23,475 --> 00:41:25,113 You're brilliant, you. 617 00:41:26,115 --> 00:41:27,787 Come on, now. That's enough. 618 00:41:27,835 --> 00:41:29,393 GROWLlNG AND SNlFFlNG 619 00:41:38,835 --> 00:41:41,224 LOW GROWLlNG 620 00:41:46,515 --> 00:41:48,153 Oh, dear. 621 00:41:48,195 --> 00:41:50,311 GROWLlNG 622 00:41:54,155 --> 00:41:56,032 SCREAMlNG Oh, fuck! 623 00:41:56,075 --> 00:41:58,828 Not you! Fuck, not you! 624 00:42:01,115 --> 00:42:02,594 SCREAMlNG Fuck, shut up! 625 00:42:02,635 --> 00:42:04,990 Shut up! ROARlNG 626 00:42:16,035 --> 00:42:17,548 Is that Davina?. 627 00:42:17,595 --> 00:42:19,790 Sort of. 628 00:42:23,155 --> 00:42:24,634 Get off my fucking suit. 629 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,184 (Joplin) Dear Big Brother, may I say how impressed I was 630 00:42:30,235 --> 00:42:33,432 at your inclusion of a clearly mentally unhinged woman 631 00:42:33,475 --> 00:42:35,193 into the house?. 632 00:42:35,235 --> 00:42:36,668 Maybe something has happened. 633 00:42:36,715 --> 00:42:39,309 (Veronica) I just wanna know, is that fake blood?. I just wanna know. 634 00:42:39,355 --> 00:42:42,791 (Joplin) Even if she's not mentally ill, this is in very poor taste. 635 00:42:42,835 --> 00:42:45,713 (Marky) You seriously think there's a bunch of dead biffers 636 00:42:45,755 --> 00:42:47,268 strolling about, eating people?. 637 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:50,432 They're coming to get you, Barbara. (Manic laughing) 638 00:42:50,475 --> 00:42:53,831 Well, I just want it noted that I do not approve of this. 639 00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:56,912 Shut up! Shut up, you fucking idiots! 640 00:42:56,955 --> 00:43:00,630 You fucking idiots! I'm trying to tell you there's one in there! 641 00:43:00,675 --> 00:43:03,348 INDlSTlNCT YELLlNG 642 00:43:03,395 --> 00:43:06,705 YELLlNG Calm down. Just calm down. 643 00:43:06,755 --> 00:43:08,746 KNOCKlNG (Marky) Oi, mate! Mate! 644 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:12,549 You're live on Channel 4! Don't swear or say "fuck" or nothing! 645 00:43:12,595 --> 00:43:14,506 Maybe he's deaf and dead. 646 00:43:16,675 --> 00:43:19,712 Hello?. Hello?. 647 00:43:19,755 --> 00:43:21,268 No, can't hear anything. 648 00:43:21,315 --> 00:43:23,385 Don't do that. (Marky) There's nothing here. 649 00:43:23,435 --> 00:43:25,710 (Veronica) Marky, get away from that. It's the fire exit. 650 00:43:25,755 --> 00:43:27,188 Don't open that door. 651 00:43:27,235 --> 00:43:29,112 What, this door?. 652 00:43:29,155 --> 00:43:31,305 - Open that door and I'll stab you. - What?. 653 00:43:31,355 --> 00:43:34,665 Marky, don't wind her up. Seriously, she's fucking weird. 654 00:43:35,835 --> 00:43:37,268 Shut the door! (Angel) Shut the door! 655 00:43:37,315 --> 00:43:38,953 Shut the fucking door! 656 00:43:38,995 --> 00:43:41,748 - Close it! Fucking close the door! - Marky, close it. 657 00:43:41,795 --> 00:43:43,911 You fucking well better close the fucking door! 658 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:46,867 All right! Fucking hell! 659 00:43:49,715 --> 00:43:52,354 What you gonna do with them?. 660 00:43:52,395 --> 00:43:54,863 Sorry. I'm just having a look. 661 00:43:57,835 --> 00:44:02,351 SCREAM lNG 662 00:44:41,675 --> 00:44:43,745 In the head. 663 00:44:43,795 --> 00:44:45,387 You've got to get them in the head.