1 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,704 It's me, hon. 2 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:16,297 Listen, I'm in a hell of a bind here. 3 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:18,707 I got more problems than I could deal with on my own. 4 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:20,870 I need you to come on over. 5 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:24,473 For Pete's sake, it's nothing I'd care to discuss over the phone. 6 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,142 Would you just get yourself over here? 7 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:45,124 It's a fine day today, folks. 8 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,660 It's 1931 -- 9 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,969 145 years to the day 10 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:52,465 since our great state of Texas declared its independence. 11 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:55,240 And, boy, I got some Texas tunes to play for you today. 12 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,544 This is 97.9 Country, 13 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,846 coming at you like a rattlesnake. 14 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:01,647 Lorna. 15 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:03,676 I came as soon as I hung up the phone. 16 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,451 Oh. 17 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,220 For heaven's sake, 18 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,228 whatever's happened to Dale? 19 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,287 Dale's fine. 20 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:15,925 I just knocked him over the head with Mama's cast-iron skillet- 21 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:18,629 nothing a bag of ice can't take care of. 22 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,604 Jesus, Lorna. 23 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,629 What did you go and do that for? 24 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,664 I was just trying to have a polite conversation 25 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:26,768 between two married individuals, 26 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:28,801 but you know Dale. 27 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:31,941 You can't have a civil debate with the man without things turning ugly. 28 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:34,349 Well, Dale was never one for polite conversation, that's for damn sure. 29 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:36,376 Forget about Dale. 30 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:39,322 I got more pressing matters on my plate than his bruised head. 31 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:40,756 What's going on? 32 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,954 It's a wild story, Tiny-- 33 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:46,657 a real wild story. You ain't gonna believe it. 34 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:50,065 No, you know me, Lorna. I believe in stories- 35 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:52,296 probably why I get myself into so much trouble. 36 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,535 You hear about this? 37 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:57,905 - The bank robbery down in Red County? - Mm-hmm. 38 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,240 It's been all over the news what happened two days ago. 39 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:02,143 The police is out still looking for who done it. 40 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:05,479 You can't turn on the damn TV without hearing something about it. 41 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:08,952 A man wearing a stocking over his head 42 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,785 just waltzed into Waldorf Savings & Loan, 43 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,813 tossed a bag on the counter, 44 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:16,827 pointed a revolver at the cashier and said, 45 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:20,592 "Good morning there. It's your time to shine. 46 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:23,658 Fill the satchel, hit the floor, and all will be well." 47 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,102 I heard a heck of a lot of money has gone missing. 48 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,867 $100,000, all cash. 49 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:32,707 I didn't think there was that kind of money in the whole state of Texas, 50 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:35,076 never mind a bank in Red County. 51 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:39,943 - Go ahead, have one of mine. - Mm-mm, those things will kill you. 52 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:42,316 Them light cigarettes you smoke 53 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,219 will kill you just the same, only slower. 54 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:46,245 Don't hound me for trying to buy 55 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,850 a little bit of extra time on this earth 56 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:51,259 in case something worthwhile comes up. 57 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:58,462 Now tell me about this great robbery. 58 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:01,028 I know who went and done it. 59 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:03,062 You what? 60 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,767 I know who done it, Tiny. 61 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:11,607 It seems that Dale here 62 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:13,207 forgot to make me privy 63 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:16,743 of certain unsavory activities in the last few days. 64 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:21,587 You mean Dale gone and robbed that bank? 65 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,423 That's exactly what I mean. 66 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:25,895 Lorna, just because a man held up a convenience store 67 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:29,627 a couple of times in his more wild and woolly days 68 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:31,896 don't mean he's a bank robber. 69 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:34,404 - Five. - Five? 70 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:36,429 He robbed five convenience stores. 71 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:40,308 It was high time he graduated to something bigger. 72 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,676 How are you so sure he done it? 73 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:44,746 You know why they call it Red County? 74 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,375 Why? 75 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,148 On account of the iron ore in the soil, 76 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,712 makes all the dirt red down there. 77 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:56,622 Lorna, now he could have picked up that dirt from anywhere. 78 00:06:56,649 --> 00:07:00,620 Tiny, the soles of them boots are redder than an Indian'-s face in the sun. 79 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:04,362 That is Red County soil, that's for damn sure. 80 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:07,462 And Dale's got no business in Red County, 81 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:09,404 not to mention 82 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,171 that I only got me one good pair of hose, 83 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,200 and they're nowhere to be found. 84 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:18,079 He went and took his wife's own hose. 85 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,708 Can you believe the nerves of that man? 86 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:23,152 He probably expects I was never gonna find out. 87 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:26,555 God, if dumb was dirt, 88 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,616 Dale would cover about an acre. 89 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:34,728 So I called me Mr. Gale down at Gale & Sons- 90 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:38,292 you know, where he works selling them modular kitchen cabinets. 91 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:42,538 You know what Mr. Gale tells me? 92 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:45,304 I hope you enjoy Gardendale, Lorna. 93 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:47,038 Gardendale? 94 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,706 That's near Lamar County. 95 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:51,874 Seems like Dale here 96 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:54,441 filed for a transfer two days ago. 97 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,646 He what? 98 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,416 Mm-hmm. Ain't that a hoot? 99 00:07:57,443 --> 00:08:01,084 Figured he'd skip town without so much as raising an eyebrow. 100 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:04,651 It don't take much to flee to Mexico from there. 101 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:07,255 - Son of a bitch. - Yeah, my sentiments exactly. 102 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:17,202 $100.000. Tiny-- 103 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,733 that is a hell of a lot of money. 104 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:23,076 And he wasn't gonna share a penny of it. 105 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:27,212 What are you gonna do about it? 106 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,653 I figured I'd rather split that money with a good friend 107 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,623 than let that thieving dog of a husband get away with it. 108 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,490 I ain't gonna sit here and disagree with that. 109 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,296 - But one thing. - What's that? 110 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,035 Where's the money? 111 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:50,374 That's what I'm fixing to find out. 112 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:59,282 What the hell? 113 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:00,716 Welcome back, hon. 114 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:03,513 Oh, what's going on? 115 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,921 Sorry, Dale, but we got pressing matters to discuss 116 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,856 and I need the benefit of restraints. 117 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,484 You know how you can get. 118 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:12,121 You get me out of here right this minute, 119 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:15,621 or I swear I will kick in every single one of your teeth one at a time, Lorna. 120 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,931 No need to get confrontational now, Dale. 121 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,530 I need you to talk and I need you to be composed. 122 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,166 I will give you composed. 123 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:25,675 What did I tell you? 124 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:28,269 - Not gonna give it up without a fight. - Mm-mm. 125 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,542 What the hell is she doing here? 126 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,572 I needed a friend. 127 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:35,950 When you find out that the man that you love is nothing but a rattling snake, 128 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:37,716 sometimes a friend is all you got. 129 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,154 Amen, Lorna. 130 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:40,816 What are the two of you on about? 131 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:43,258 We're talking about the great robbery in Red County. 132 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,858 What, you didn't think I was gonna find out? 133 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,527 I-- 134 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,503 - Ask him where's the money. - Where's the money, Dale? 135 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:56,029 Wh-- what money? 136 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:58,133 The $100,000 in cash 137 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,644 you confiscated from the Waldorf Savings & Loan. 138 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:04,079 I don't know nothing about no Waldorf Savings & Loan. 139 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,515 You didn't know about the string of convenience store robberies neither 140 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:07,847 - three years ago. - That's right. 141 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:10,012 Like hell you didn't. You even went and robbed 142 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:12,352 Ophenius Dunn's feed warehouse, Dale. 143 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:14,756 That was Mama's second husband. 144 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,623 Did you think he wasn't gonna identify you? 145 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,686 Well, I did not expect his identification of me 146 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:20,459 on account he wears trifocals. 147 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:23,194 I did my three years. I paid my debt to society. 148 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,498 God damn you, Dale. 149 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:28,630 You promised me. You looked me straight in the eye 150 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:31,198 and you gave me your word you were done with your criminal ways. 151 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:32,641 I am. That's a fact. 152 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:35,168 I ain't in the business of getting in trouble no more. 153 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:38,739 I'm straight as a duck with two good wings. 154 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:40,216 Is that right? 155 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,241 Cross my heart and hope to die. 156 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:45,380 Nothing but the joy of modular cabinetry 157 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,948 to keep me righteously occupied. 158 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:53,662 Well, then you'll gladly tell me 159 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:57,361 what that is on the soles of your boots. 160 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,562 What? 161 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,965 Do you know why they call it Red County, Dale? 162 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:06,873 No. 163 00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:10,244 On account of the iron ore in the soil. 164 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:13,045 Iron ore in the soil? 165 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:15,279 Ho-ho! Whoo! 166 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:19,084 You sure got a hell of a fervent imagination, Lorna. 167 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,583 Did I imagine this? 168 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,629 Where in hell did you get a peashooter like that? 169 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:30,224 I got it where I get all the things you're trying to hide from me-- 170 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,258 underneath the floorboard in the bathroom. 171 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,604 I've never seen that before in my life. 172 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:36,936 You're lying. 173 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:39,306 What would you base that statement on? 174 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:41,470 On the fact that you never tell nothing but lies. 175 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,276 You was lying before you learned how to talk. 176 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:47,580 Nothing but the pure gospel truth ever passed these lips. 177 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:49,813 So you're telling me 178 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:52,152 that you don't know nothing about no robbery. 179 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,454 I know nothing about the robbery. 180 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,482 And you ain't never seen this gun before? 181 00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:58,358 Yes, ma'am. 182 00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:03,690 For crying out loud, where are my nerve tablets? 183 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,639 What are you looking at? 184 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,583 You got your mama's legs. 185 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,779 Mama's got real pretty legs. 186 00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,584 They're long and white like Milkybars. 187 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:28,717 Mm, I always did want to bed your mama. 188 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,024 - God damn you, Dale. - I'm an honest man. 189 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,654 I swear to God, 190 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,859 if you have got the slightest shine for your life, 191 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,334 I suggest you tell me where that money is, 192 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:41,031 as I will not be responsible for my ensuing ways. 193 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,334 - Now wait just a minute. - What? 194 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,637 - You can't shoot him. - Why the hell not? 195 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:53,139 We are talking about a lot of money here, Tiny. 196 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,776 Right. 197 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,684 And Dale here 198 00:12:56,709 --> 00:13:00,816 is one hell of a pertinacious individual. 199 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,052 Come on now. 200 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,994 He's gonna need a lot of coaxing to get that information out of him. 201 00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:07,395 Lorna, I guess he is your husband. 202 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:12,367 You go ahead and shoot him. It ain't none of my business. 203 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,734 Oh, wait. 204 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,942 No need to turn belligerent now. 205 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,411 You ready to talk like civilized folks? 206 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:25,915 You know me-- nothing but civilized. 207 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,383 Honey, you scared me. 208 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,751 - You stole that money. - I did not take that money. 209 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,847 - Damn it. - Argh! I took that money. 210 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:36,587 Damn it, Dale, why the hell did you go and do that for? 211 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,151 It's in my blood. 212 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,858 I can't seem to stay away from institutions 213 00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:44,163 that contain any significant amount of legal tender. 214 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,760 Oh, Jesus. 215 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,670 But I was gonna tell you all about it when the time was right. 216 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:50,640 Oh, and when would that be? When you're good and gone? 217 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,802 You never had a lick of confidence in me, Lorna. 218 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,142 That's what I'm talking about. That's one of my beefs. 219 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:59,172 I just figured a woman didn't need to trouble her pretty little head 220 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,276 with financial matters. 221 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:04,880 And I-- I-- I was working on it. 222 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,652 That's a man's job anyway. 223 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,752 You just let good old Dale take care of the details, 224 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,229 and it will all work out just dandy. 225 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:16,529 Nothing ever works out just dandy when you're concerned, Dale. 226 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:19,661 I admit the whims of fate have plotted against me in the past, 227 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,468 but I sense the winds of good fortune 228 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,031 are finally blowing my merry way. 229 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,066 To hell with your winds, Dale. 230 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:29,079 All I care about is that money. 231 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,478 Now where is it? 232 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:33,574 A safe place. Just get these restraints off me 233 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,415 and I'll take you right to it. I'll tell you everything. 234 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,443 Oh, not a chance in hell. 235 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,717 Well, we're gonna have to cooperate on this one, Lorna. 236 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,190 It is a tit for tat here. 237 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,783 He's not gonna talk. 238 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,658 No, I don't think he is. 239 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,492 You're gonna have to shoot him again. 240 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,657 - I think I just might. - Now hang on there. 241 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:52,863 If there is one thing I learned from being married to you for 17 years, 242 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,634 it's that I know you like the back of my hand. 243 00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:58,964 Wait a minute. 244 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,444 I figured out you stole that money. 245 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,468 Oh. 246 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,482 And I can figure out where you hid it, with or without your help. 247 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,611 What? What? What? 248 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,249 Oh, I don't believe it. 249 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,280 What? 250 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,883 It's right here in this house, ain't it? 251 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,155 - No, it's not. - The money's here? 252 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:18,183 No, it's not. 253 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,857 Oh, my God. 254 00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:22,888 Leave it to Dale. 255 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,926 Who would be foolish enough to leave the stolen money 256 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,733 right here in his own domicile? 257 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,831 It's not here, I swear to God and all the angels. 258 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,535 What did I tell you, Tiny? 259 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:34,100 I married a lying, cheating- 260 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,410 Shit. 261 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,116 Lorna. 262 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,152 Yeah? 263 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,465 Did you just go and kill Dale? 264 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:04,173 I do believe I just did. 265 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:09,943 Oh, my God, Lorna. 266 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,676 Oh, my God. 267 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,877 I-- I-- I-- I didn't know what happened. 268 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,715 I was just holding the gun like-- 269 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,915 Well, Jesus, just put it down, will you? 270 00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:21,618 I-- I didn't mean to do it. 271 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,957 I just get so worked up about all this business. 272 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,691 - The gun just went off. - Holy Jesus. 273 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,058 Dale's dead. 274 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,061 Well, I can see that for myself, Tiny. 275 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:37,097 Oh, my God, Lorna, you went and killed Dale. 276 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,209 Okay. 277 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,616 And now for something really special. 278 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,031 All right now. 279 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:07,594 - Okay. - Wh--? Wh--? 280 00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:10,334 What's done is done. Everything is gonna be 281 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,364 just fine. 282 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,571 We gotta keep our heads together. 283 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:17,970 That's nice. 284 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,505 That's all better. 285 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,980 Now this is no time to be losing our wit. 286 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:26,580 We got ourselves a dead body here. 287 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,153 What are we supposed to do? 288 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,025 Well, I don't know, Tiny. 289 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,429 I've never dealt with a dead body before. 290 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,490 I thought you might, because you're the one that killed him. 291 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,593 Well, it was an accident. 292 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:44,066 We've got a hell of a situation on our hands here, Lorna. 293 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,236 Oh, Jesus. 294 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,305 I-- I-- 295 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,543 I can't stand for him to stare at me like that. 296 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,882 - Would you do something? - Me? 297 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,819 I think I got something. 298 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,881 Uh... 299 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,397 This ought to do it. 300 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,025 Here. 301 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,797 No. What do you want me to do with that? 302 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,398 Put it over his head, would you? 303 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,404 You do it. You-- you just wait a minute. 304 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,504 I can't stand him staring at me like that. 305 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,742 - Well, then why don't you do it? - Because I shot him. 306 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,375 You gotta put the bag over his head. 307 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,044 My God, can I have a little bit of help here? 308 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:30,815 Do I have to do everything myself?! 309 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,935 Ugh. 310 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,066 Well, that's a bit better. 311 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,269 Better? 312 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:02,551 Lorna, that bag does not hide the fact 313 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,485 that there's a dead man underneath it! 314 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,217 Oh. 315 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,748 I never graduated high school or nothing. 316 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,056 Just give me a moment to think. 317 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,811 What the hell do you think you're doing? 318 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,409 I'm gonna call the police. 319 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,579 Are you out of your mind? 320 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,488 It was an accident. The gun just went off. 321 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,788 Tiny, we are in Texas. 322 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,794 There are no accidents. 323 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:47,228 There's alive and there's dead. 324 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:55,296 You didn't mean to kill him. 325 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:56,931 Who's gonna believe that? 326 00:19:56,962 --> 00:20:00,842 We got a dead man tied to a chair and $100,000 missing. 327 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,642 We're gonna look real good in court explaining that story. 328 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:06,206 We? What do you mean, we? 329 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:07,876 I didn't kill nobody. 330 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,442 You think they'd care to split that hair? 331 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:12,387 You was here when it happened, and that's all they need to know 332 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,516 to lock us both away for a real long time. 333 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,827 Well, you think it was self-defense of some kind? 334 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:29,505 Well, I ain't no officer of the law or nothing, 335 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:32,805 but we got a man tied to a chair. 336 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:35,744 He don't seem to pose no immediate threat, now do he? 337 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,644 Jesus Christ, Tiny. 338 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:44,848 I don't know nothing about no self-defense. 339 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,755 It could be first-degree murder, for all we know. 340 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,623 Look, that money is here somewhere. 341 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,959 We got a whole new life to look forward to. 342 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,761 I am not gonna spend it in a goddamn cell, I can promise you that. 343 00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:13,114 You know, 344 00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:16,278 I remember hearing a story growing up. 345 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:18,151 What story? 346 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:22,018 My daddy worked the oil fields in Houston 347 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:24,084 before he moved out here. 348 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,357 Well, it was a while back. 349 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:28,956 He'd just started out as a field landsman 350 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:30,989 when one of the wells he was working on 351 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,060 just went and blew up. 352 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:35,264 Three men was buried alive. 353 00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:40,101 They tried like hell to get them out. 354 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,806 Daddy said he could hear them 355 00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:45,644 crying for help down there the first day. 356 00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:50,042 But by the second day, 357 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:53,249 they didn't hear a darn thing stirring. 358 00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,189 They figured they'd dig them out 359 00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:57,454 and give them a proper burial, right? 360 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,858 But when they got to them, 361 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:05,130 there wasn't much left to do anything proper with. 362 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,932 What happened? 363 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,137 Bugs. 364 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,471 Bugs? 365 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,412 Them Texas bugs done got to them. 366 00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,072 No kidding. 367 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,677 Oh, yeah. 368 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,621 Them Texas bugs can eat right through a metal can 369 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:28,284 if there's something tasty to get inside at. 370 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:30,793 They got jaws like lawn mowers. 371 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:34,457 They just up and left nothing behind. 372 00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:36,625 I never knew bugs could do that. 373 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:41,201 Such is the wonderment-s of nature, Tiny. 374 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,038 So you're thinking... 375 00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,067 I'm thinking. 376 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,742 What if we was to bury Dale out there like them oil riggers? 377 00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,444 - Go on. - Chances are, 378 00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:57,215 no one would ever find him in any recognizable form. 379 00:22:57,242 --> 00:23:00,746 I mean, it's a big stretch of desert out there. 380 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:03,453 Full of all types of carnivorous critters. 381 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:06,554 Right. Earth to earth, dust to dust and all that. 382 00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:08,587 - That ain't a hell of a bad idea. - Mm-hmm. 383 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,622 But it's gonna have to wait. 384 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:11,827 Why? 385 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,928 Because we gotta find us that money. 386 00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:16,599 And I figure that we don't got a lot of time. 387 00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:28,377 Mm-hmm, lingering love 388 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,513 Well, well, won't let me be 389 00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:35,252 Mm-hmm, lingering love... 390 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,850 Watch yourself. 391 00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:38,384 Dale was afraid of rats. 392 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,761 There's rat traps all over this goddamn place. 393 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:42,493 Lingering love 394 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:45,058 Just won't let me be 395 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,594 Well, my baby, she's gone, but my love lingers on 396 00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:51,631 And on and on and on 397 00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:55,874 Linger-linger-lingering love 398 00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,905 Just won't let me be 399 00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:02,350 Well, my baby, she's gone, but my love lingers on 400 00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:04,911 And on and on and on 401 00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:09,552 Mountains tall and desert wide 402 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:12,790 Where can I run, baby, where can I hide? 403 00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:16,391 Love for my baby won't behave 404 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:19,698 I guess it's gonna follow me to my grave 405 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:22,967 Linger-linger-lingering love 406 00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:25,998 Just won't let me be 407 00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:28,011 Well, my baby, she's gone 408 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:31,480 But my love lingers on and on 409 00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:33,676 Lingers on and on. 410 00:24:33,705 --> 00:24:36,709 - Hope you're having a fine... - Ain't nothing but rat traps in there. 411 00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:37,811 Keep looking. 412 00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:41,689 And now a great tune to make your day even better. 413 00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:44,023 How are you so sure the money is even here? 414 00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:46,620 'Cause I know Dale. The money's here. I'm sure of it. 415 00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:52,633 $100.000. 416 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:57,106 I can't even imagine what that might look like. 417 00:24:58,196 --> 00:25:01,075 Yeah, it's more money than this town has ever seen, that's for damn sure. 418 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:04,046 You ever think about what you'd do with that kind of money? 419 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:06,242 I'd get the hell out of this place, for one. 420 00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:11,917 Anyplace you ever thought about going? 421 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:15,151 I never really thought about it. 422 00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:19,390 I guess I figured I'd never really get out of here. 423 00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:22,921 Getting out of this town is all I ever think about. 424 00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:28,634 You know, I hear Odessa can be really nice 425 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:31,402 if you know your way around. 426 00:25:31,429 --> 00:25:33,030 Hmm. 427 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,754 Sounds like we got company. 428 00:25:57,689 --> 00:26:00,568 Holy shit, Tiny. It's the law. 429 00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:03,334 How did they get here so quick? 430 00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:05,136 Oh, who else but Dale would hold up a bank 431 00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:07,074 and hide out in their own home with all the evidence. 432 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:09,203 I told you it was just a matter of time 433 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,840 before they suspected I was married to a bona fide fool. 434 00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:13,679 What are we gonna do? 435 00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:17,213 Shit. 436 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:20,018 Come on, this way. Just you push and I pull. 437 00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:21,786 Come on now. 438 00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:22,985 Oh, God. 439 00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:25,085 Push. 440 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:27,392 Oh, you got it. Oh, God. 441 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,762 That's good. Okay. 442 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:31,324 I didn't know they decomposed so quickly. 443 00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:33,427 Ugh. All right. 444 00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:35,961 - Clean that up a little bit. - Okay. 445 00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:39,869 Oh, jeez. Hurry up. 446 00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:46,071 How do I look? 447 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,885 - Blood. - Oh, God. 448 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:58,417 Shit. 449 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:07,565 Good morning, Sheriff Cooley. 450 00:27:07,592 --> 00:27:09,503 Good morning, Lorna. 451 00:27:09,527 --> 00:27:10,870 What can I do for you? 452 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:13,671 Looks like you're having yourselves a little event. 453 00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:15,700 No event, Sheriff. 454 00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:17,543 Just a good friend of mine stopped by 455 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:19,105 to pay a little visit. 456 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:22,118 Oh. Mind if I ask what's the special occasion? 457 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,450 Two friends don't need a special occasion 458 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,548 to share a little chat and some homemade lemonade. 459 00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:30,924 Last I checked, fraternizing ain't against the law. 460 00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:35,396 Is there something I could help you with today, Sheriff? 461 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:37,457 Yeah, is Dale around? 462 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,526 No. Dale's out. 463 00:27:39,557 --> 00:27:41,195 Is that right? 464 00:27:41,226 --> 00:27:43,797 I'm pretty sure that's his station wagon right over here. 465 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,933 Well, he didn't drive his car today. 466 00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:48,535 As a matter of fact, Dale decided 467 00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:51,445 to go for a little walk to clear his mind. 468 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:53,745 A bit hot for a walk, ain't it? 469 00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:56,048 You know Dale, Sheriff. 470 00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:58,384 He likes to do as he please. 471 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:01,152 What do you need to see my dear husband about? 472 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:04,786 Did you perchance hear about that holdup down in Red County? 473 00:28:04,816 --> 00:28:06,489 Mm, the great robbery? 474 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,725 The one. 475 00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:10,255 It's all over the news. 476 00:28:10,288 --> 00:28:12,564 First thing that came to mind when I heard about it 477 00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:14,592 was paying Dale here a visit-- 478 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:19,166 you know, with his flagrant predisposition for thievery. 479 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,677 You're barking up the wrong tree, Sheriff. 480 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,340 Dale has long abandoned his criminal ways 481 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:28,317 for the gratifying world of modular cabinet sales. 482 00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:30,148 Yes, so I've heard. 483 00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:32,382 And how are things down at Gale & Sons? 484 00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:35,482 Well, business has been a little slow, 485 00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:37,220 as a matter of fact, 486 00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:40,320 not a lot of demand for modular cabinetry of late. 487 00:28:40,351 --> 00:28:43,127 About that lemonade- 488 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:45,191 I sure could use a glass. 489 00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:47,635 Not really a good time, Sheriff. 490 00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:50,162 We're having a bit of a girls' day. 491 00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:52,801 Don't want to spoil it by dwelling 492 00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:55,437 on Dale's past delinquent transgressions. 493 00:28:57,035 --> 00:29:00,209 This won't take long. I'll just have myself a glass of lemonade, 494 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,240 take a little peek around. 495 00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:05,186 Sheriff Cooley, if there's nothing I learned 496 00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:07,087 from Dale's past scrapes with the law, 497 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:10,924 it's that you need yourself some kind of exigent circumstance 498 00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:13,725 to come into my premises without a warrant. 499 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,096 And as far as I can tell, I don't see none. 500 00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:18,931 Well now, I guess I'm gonna be hard-pressed 501 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:21,233 to get myself a search warrant, then. 502 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:24,331 I hear Judge Wallace likes to go hunting this time of year. 503 00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:26,536 You know Judge Wallace? 504 00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:29,340 I spent more time with that man than my own husband 505 00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:32,473 during all them court appearances a few years back-- 506 00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:34,848 a hell of a fine man 507 00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:37,012 with a real love for the great outdoors. 508 00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:40,716 Mama's third husband goes hunting with him sometimes in Lamar County. 509 00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:42,747 You really got the heart 510 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,159 to cut short the judge's hunting trip 511 00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:46,787 just to get that warrant? 512 00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:50,129 Judge Wallace is gonna have to make do. 513 00:29:50,155 --> 00:29:51,930 Well then, 514 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:55,403 I guess you'll visit again once you get your warrant. 515 00:29:56,394 --> 00:30:00,740 I'm just gonna be waiting here till I get that search warrant in my hands. 516 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,286 Oh. 517 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,497 What the hell is he doing? 518 00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:51,451 Soon you'll be good and done with all of this, old fella. 519 00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,962 Yes, you will. 520 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:15,979 We gotta keep our head on straight. 521 00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:17,714 We don't got much time. 522 00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:21,019 How long you figure before they get him that warrant? 523 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,685 Well, I don't know. A day, a few hours. 524 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:26,924 What I do know is Dale can't be here when he comes back. 525 00:31:26,951 --> 00:31:29,295 Well, let's just bury him somewhere and let them bugs get at him. 526 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,926 - Holy Christ, Tiny. - What? 527 00:31:31,956 --> 00:31:33,993 Well, the circumstances have changed. 528 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:37,097 That was a good plan before, but it ain't a good plan now. 529 00:31:37,128 --> 00:31:40,007 We got a sheriff out there 530 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,738 who's watching us as we speak. 531 00:31:41,766 --> 00:31:46,078 What are we supposed to do, just waltz a dead body right under his nose? 532 00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:47,674 You're right. 533 00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:50,845 You're right. The situation has downright thickened. 534 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:55,819 Let's just make a run for it. 535 00:31:56,814 --> 00:31:59,294 Let's just get in the car, drive like hell 536 00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:01,695 before anybody finds out anything. 537 00:32:01,719 --> 00:32:03,426 Are you out of your little mind? 538 00:32:03,454 --> 00:32:05,764 How long do you think 539 00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:08,066 before they catch up with us? 540 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:12,666 It's all fine and dandy if you're up for one of them high-speed car chases, 541 00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:15,940 but I for one am not about to try to outrun 542 00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:19,744 an army of police cars in your run-down Pacer. 543 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,773 The damn thing needs a whole new transmission. 544 00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:23,547 I've been meaning to take it to the mechanic and-- 545 00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:25,281 Oh, for God's sake, Tiny! 546 00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:28,154 Now is not the time to be talking about no automobile maintenance. 547 00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:30,420 I was just trying to be helpful, Lorna. 548 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,155 Well, there's no need to get hostile. 549 00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:35,027 We just need to find ourselves a sensible solution here. 550 00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:37,897 Well, what do you suggest? 551 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:41,960 Hmm. 552 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:54,815 Say we was able 553 00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:57,285 to make Dale disappear 554 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:59,982 without so much as ever leaving the house? 555 00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:03,816 When Cooley come back here with his warrant, 556 00:33:03,848 --> 00:33:07,489 he walk around and he don't find nothing- 557 00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:11,360 no Dale, no money- 558 00:33:11,389 --> 00:33:13,460 what is he gonna think? 559 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,528 Go on. 560 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,904 He's gonna think 561 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:20,307 that Dale is good and gone... 562 00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:25,409 took the money with him, leaving poor old Lorna behind. 563 00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:27,677 A perfectly sensible assumption, knowing Dale. 564 00:33:27,705 --> 00:33:31,346 Cooley'd be out there chasing a man that don't exist. 565 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:36,022 It's gonna take him a long while 566 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,823 before he figures anything out, 567 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,352 if he ever do. 568 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:42,126 Meanwhile... 569 00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:44,190 Meanwhile, we find that money 570 00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:46,759 and as soon as they look the other way... 571 00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:51,433 We run like hell and just buy ourselves a whole brand-new life. 572 00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:53,305 You catch on pretty fast. 573 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:55,106 I like where you're going with this. 574 00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:57,204 - But-- - But? 575 00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:02,573 Damn it, Lorna, how do we make Dale disappear? 576 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:08,217 That there is the pickle. 577 00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:23,699 I think I just figured out a way. 578 00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:28,301 - How? - You ain't gonna like it, Tiny. 579 00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:29,936 Try me. 580 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:31,810 Oh, you ain't gonna like it one bit. 581 00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:34,578 Lorna, if you have a way out of this stickler, 582 00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:36,773 I would appreciate you letting me in on it. 583 00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:40,656 Well, 584 00:34:40,678 --> 00:34:42,487 you know how I fancy myself 585 00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:45,687 a pretty efficient housewife when the need arises? 586 00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:48,925 Last Thanksgiving, Dale's folks was planning 587 00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:51,160 to head on over to Farwell County 588 00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:54,602 for that $6.99 buffet special at the Rose of Texas motel. 589 00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:59,802 They get as far as Odessa when they was hit by a dust storm. 590 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:02,903 The highway patrol closed all the roads. 591 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:06,677 They said the cows was being picked clean off the fields 592 00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:09,378 and flown up in the air like little old blackbirds. 593 00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:11,614 It was a hell of a storm. 594 00:35:11,642 --> 00:35:14,054 So at the last minute 595 00:35:14,078 --> 00:35:17,525 they decide they're having Thanksgiving dinner with us. 596 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:20,825 Some folks have no manners to speak of. 597 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,889 Please, that is Dale's kin for you. 598 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,197 And you know how his mama can get. 599 00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:28,670 That woman-- all she ever do is criticize me. 600 00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:31,435 So... 601 00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:35,769 I had just a few hours to scrub this place clean, 602 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,837 get rid of all the clutter. 603 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:42,011 I mean, it was no fancy Rose of Texas motel or nothing, 604 00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:44,485 but God damn it, I had the house clean 605 00:35:44,509 --> 00:35:46,887 and I had a 70-pound turkey with all the fixings 606 00:35:46,911 --> 00:35:49,858 on that table by 9:00. 607 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:52,452 Now 608 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:57,193 a woman has got a number of tools at her disposal 609 00:35:57,221 --> 00:36:00,134 to get things squared away in no time. 610 00:36:04,295 --> 00:36:06,741 Take this electric carving knife, for instance, 611 00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:09,711 with an ergonomic handle for easy maneuvering 612 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:12,977 and a 12-inch stainless-steel blade 613 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,280 to cut through the toughest of bones. 614 00:36:17,441 --> 00:36:20,183 I can't picture this turkey's bones being any tougher 615 00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:22,487 than a 70-pound bird. 616 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:25,926 I mean, the man had no spine, for God's sake. 617 00:36:29,654 --> 00:36:31,998 You're not suggesting... 618 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:35,604 That's exactly what I'm suggesting. 619 00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:39,497 You're thinking of cutting Dale up? 620 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:43,979 Well, I never took no science class or nothing, 621 00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:46,709 but I figure the smaller the pieces, 622 00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:49,013 the easier it will be to get rid of them. 623 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,045 With a turkey knife? 624 00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:57,321 Well, Tiny, if we wasn't in such a tad of a hurry, 625 00:36:57,348 --> 00:37:00,352 I would like to do things with a bit more finesse. 626 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:03,263 But we are dealing with time constraints here. 627 00:37:06,657 --> 00:37:09,365 Look, 628 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:11,771 we'll get Dale 629 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:14,675 good and disappeared in a jiffy, 630 00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:18,909 leaving not a trace of him, 631 00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:20,973 like the man never existed. 632 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:28,754 Are you aware 633 00:37:28,779 --> 00:37:32,727 that just a squirt of rust remover 634 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,094 can eat through just about anything? 635 00:37:36,787 --> 00:37:39,324 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 636 00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:42,861 Well, can you think of any other way to get through this mess? I can't. 637 00:37:42,893 --> 00:37:44,770 Well, hell, Lorna, he's your husband. 638 00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:46,502 If you want to cut him up, that's fine by me. 639 00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:48,840 But I ain't cutting up no man into little pieces. 640 00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:51,677 I suppose the good Lord 641 00:37:51,702 --> 00:37:53,807 would want me to take care of this can of worms myself. 642 00:37:53,838 --> 00:37:56,045 I really think He would. 643 00:37:56,073 --> 00:37:57,416 On the other hand, 644 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,443 I don't think the good Lord would mind too much 645 00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:03,448 if I asked my best friend to help me out here, due to the circumstances. 646 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:05,518 For heaven's sake, Lorna, 647 00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:08,223 I ain't cutting up no man into little pieces. 648 00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:16,531 The man sure liked a sharp pair of boots. 649 00:38:18,763 --> 00:38:21,004 He knew how to wear them too. 650 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,220 Oh, God. 651 00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:39,558 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Tiny, I can't do this. 652 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:42,257 - You what? - I can't do it. I can't do it, Tiny. 653 00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:44,459 I loved the man. 654 00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:46,161 I know he was a son of a bitch sometimes, 655 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:47,897 but I swear to God I loved him. 656 00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:50,269 Don't go soft on me now, Lorna. 657 00:38:50,294 --> 00:38:54,140 Oh, my God, how could I have gone and done such a terrible thing? 658 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,145 - He got me roses sometimes. - Lorna. 659 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,408 He'd bring them. And he could be so sweet. 660 00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:00,643 Lorna, just pull yourself together now, honey. 661 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:03,208 - What have I done? - Just pull yourself together, Lorna. 662 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,516 Just pull it together. 663 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:08,285 Now is not the time to be reminiscing. We've got a job to do. 664 00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:10,314 Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm so sorry. 665 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,589 Oh, my God, can You ever forgive me? 666 00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:16,497 Oh, for Pete's sake. 667 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,966 Oh, God. 668 00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:21,435 He was so sweet. 669 00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:22,767 Oh, God. 670 00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:25,569 God damn it, Lorna, stop that whining! 671 00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:27,598 Now if we don't clean this up in a hurry, 672 00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:29,372 we're gonna get into all sorts of trouble. 673 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,311 He called me his little yellow rose. 674 00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:33,611 And I was his sweet desert rose. 675 00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:38,517 And I loved him the most. I really did. Oh, God. 676 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,180 Just give me that knife. 677 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,555 He was so nice to me when he wasn't being a shit. 678 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:44,617 Oh, my God. 679 00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:46,650 Hell of a good time we're having, huh? 680 00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:49,187 Dale, can you ever forgive me? Please forgive me. 681 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,564 Oh, God. 682 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:01,400 Well, butter my ass and call me a biscuit. 683 00:40:01,432 --> 00:40:05,005 Where did you learn how to work an electronical device like that? 684 00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:07,481 Shop class. 685 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:10,145 - Shop class? - Yeah. 686 00:40:10,174 --> 00:40:12,211 Remember last July 687 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:14,655 when I was laid off from work? 688 00:40:14,678 --> 00:40:18,057 I had nothing to do but sit in front of a busted fan 689 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,289 and drink Wild Turkey all day. 690 00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:24,093 I went and took shop class. 691 00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:28,730 What on earth did you go and take a shop class for? 692 00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:35,669 I guess I always kind of liked cutting stuff up. 693 00:40:35,699 --> 00:40:38,009 Apparently so. 694 00:41:39,096 --> 00:41:40,803 Now what? 695 00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:44,108 The Crown blender, model 15D, 696 00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:46,842 will easily grind ice without burnout 697 00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,782 using a revolutionary 698 00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:52,185 regular interval pulsation technique. 699 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,451 That's right. 700 00:41:58,816 --> 00:42:00,818 Would you look at that? 701 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,022 Huh. 702 00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:08,202 Is it supposed to be moving around like that? 703 00:42:09,226 --> 00:42:11,467 - Oh. - Oh, Lord. 704 00:42:11,495 --> 00:42:13,031 Oh, Lord. 705 00:42:13,063 --> 00:42:14,542 - Oh. - Stop it. 706 00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:15,566 Oh, jeez. 707 00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:18,773 Oh, Jesus Christ, look at my ceiling. 708 00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:20,782 Oh, Jesus Christ. 709 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:38,325 Tell me you love me 710 00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:44,237 Until the end of time 711 00:42:44,261 --> 00:42:48,732 Tell me your love is mine 712 00:42:48,766 --> 00:42:51,144 Tell me lies 713 00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:55,708 Tell me lies 714 00:42:55,739 --> 00:43:01,519 Tell me you want me 715 00:43:01,545 --> 00:43:04,958 Forever and a day... 716 00:43:07,551 --> 00:43:11,089 That's all you have to say 717 00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:16,264 Tell me lies 718 00:43:18,228 --> 00:43:20,936 The fool inside 719 00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:23,969 Will believe the lie 720 00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:29,417 My heart knows isn't true 721 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,421 But this lonely fool 722 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:35,390 Will fool the heart 723 00:43:35,412 --> 00:43:40,122 To spend one night with you... 724 00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:47,761 Tell me you need me 725 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:51,364 More than I'm needing you 726 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:57,943 Make me believe it's true 727 00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:03,384 Tell me lies... 728 00:44:18,122 --> 00:44:20,124 Well, I'll be damned. 729 00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:22,535 I've been after Dale to fix this thing for months. 730 00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:25,301 I can't believe he actually did it. 731 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,077 Just like Dale to leave things halfway done. 732 00:44:32,136 --> 00:44:35,242 Don't he know a woman need her appliances 733 00:44:35,272 --> 00:44:37,445 in good working order? 734 00:44:37,474 --> 00:44:39,044 Shit. 735 00:44:39,076 --> 00:44:41,682 I'll use your lies 736 00:44:41,712 --> 00:44:44,693 As a fool's disguise 737 00:44:44,715 --> 00:44:47,423 And my heart will never... 738 00:44:47,451 --> 00:44:49,021 What else we got to clean up? 739 00:44:49,053 --> 00:44:51,260 Know... 740 00:44:51,288 --> 00:44:54,030 A hell of a whole lot, Lorna. 741 00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:57,164 You'll love me 742 00:44:57,194 --> 00:45:01,643 Until the end of time... 743 00:45:01,665 --> 00:45:04,043 Why don't we just burn this son of a bitch? 744 00:45:04,768 --> 00:45:07,112 Tell me lies. 745 00:45:20,484 --> 00:45:23,988 How are things going down at the Blue Iguana? 746 00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:26,831 Mm, busy as a beehive. 747 00:45:26,857 --> 00:45:29,428 Rose quit in May and they still haven't found her replacement. 748 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,940 I'm working every Saturday. 749 00:45:31,962 --> 00:45:35,637 I guess that cuts into your social life. 750 00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:38,340 Mm, I've managed. 751 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:40,974 I bet you have. 752 00:46:11,568 --> 00:46:13,479 Jesus. 753 00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:16,144 Go get something to put out this hellfire. 754 00:46:16,173 --> 00:46:17,618 Oh, God. 755 00:46:17,641 --> 00:46:19,120 Hurry up- 756 00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:15,002 If my heart had my memory 757 00:47:15,032 --> 00:47:17,740 It would surely stop 758 00:47:17,768 --> 00:47:21,580 Loving you 759 00:47:21,605 --> 00:47:26,054 Remembering how much it hurts 760 00:47:26,076 --> 00:47:29,080 Each time you break it 761 00:47:29,112 --> 00:47:31,991 In two 762 00:47:33,483 --> 00:47:35,622 If my heart only... 763 00:47:35,652 --> 00:47:37,461 Are you all right, Tiny? 764 00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:41,959 No. 765 00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:44,495 Lorna. 766 00:47:45,495 --> 00:47:46,940 I am not all right. 767 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,342 I haven't been all right since you up and killed Dale. 768 00:47:56,807 --> 00:47:58,844 Look at this place. 769 00:48:00,143 --> 00:48:01,383 Look at us. 770 00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:03,881 Well... 771 00:48:05,115 --> 00:48:08,653 it's nothing a good bar of soap can't clean up. 772 00:48:08,685 --> 00:48:10,722 Soap? 773 00:48:15,659 --> 00:48:18,139 We're gonna need a little bit more than soap 774 00:48:18,161 --> 00:48:20,505 to clean up this mess. 775 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,557 Oh, Jesus Christ. 776 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:45,589 Earl, God damn it. 777 00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:49,768 You scared the shit out of me. 778 00:48:49,793 --> 00:48:52,797 I swear to God, Dale loves that dog 779 00:48:52,829 --> 00:48:54,604 as if it's his own flesh and blood. 780 00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:56,042 Earl, stop. 781 00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:58,068 You're gonna track this mess all over this house. 782 00:48:58,101 --> 00:49:00,103 My God, get out of here. 783 00:49:26,163 --> 00:49:29,576 He seized Dale's hand. 784 00:49:29,599 --> 00:49:31,670 Good. 785 00:49:31,702 --> 00:49:35,047 I hope he comes back and cleans up the rest of this mess. 786 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:02,769 What the hell have you got to be so mirthful about? 787 00:51:02,793 --> 00:51:05,103 Oh, God, Tiny, 788 00:51:05,128 --> 00:51:07,608 you should see yourself. You look like hell. 789 00:51:11,868 --> 00:51:13,848 Well, you just look dandy yourself. 790 00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:15,508 Does this blood making me look fat? 791 00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:31,725 God. 792 00:51:55,879 --> 00:51:57,415 Oh, my God. 793 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,825 Oh, shoot. Oh, hell, Lorna, 794 00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:03,059 I don't know how we're gonna get out of this, 795 00:52:03,086 --> 00:52:05,862 but it's been good knowing you. 796 00:52:07,724 --> 00:52:10,295 It sure has been a wild ride. 797 00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,446 I'll be damned. 798 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,288 This place looks like it's seen 799 00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:32,486 the Second Battle of Bull Run. 800 00:52:32,516 --> 00:52:34,553 Hey. Ah. 801 00:52:34,584 --> 00:52:37,656 Ah, don't try to be too smart. 802 00:52:37,687 --> 00:52:41,328 Women don't fare too well when they try to be smart. 803 00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:48,937 Man, my papa always told me 804 00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:51,468 the good Lord never meant for women 805 00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:53,742 to have idle time on their hands- 806 00:52:53,770 --> 00:52:55,750 cause nothing but trouble. 807 00:52:55,772 --> 00:53:00,619 Well, you gals have caused your fair share here. 808 00:53:00,644 --> 00:53:02,555 Damn, there's more blood spilled in here 809 00:53:02,579 --> 00:53:04,456 than there's water in the Rio Grande. 810 00:53:04,481 --> 00:53:06,483 What the hell are you doing here? 811 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:07,961 You know him? 812 00:53:07,984 --> 00:53:09,930 Oh, yeah, she knows me just fine. 813 00:53:09,953 --> 00:53:11,523 Ain't that right, Lorna? 814 00:53:11,555 --> 00:53:13,466 And I know you too. 815 00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:15,401 Are you surprised? 816 00:53:15,425 --> 00:53:18,668 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Maurice Doucette 817 00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:20,732 and I know things. 818 00:53:20,764 --> 00:53:24,610 Yeah, I know, for instance, your name is Tillie Belle, 819 00:53:24,634 --> 00:53:28,343 but they call you Tiny on account you so goddamn skinny. 820 00:53:28,371 --> 00:53:30,851 Yeah, you like to smoke light cigarettes. 821 00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:34,686 You like your Jack Daniels with a Coke back. 822 00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:36,782 You work Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays 823 00:53:36,813 --> 00:53:39,054 at the Blue Iguana Bar on Main Street. 824 00:53:39,082 --> 00:53:43,053 Past few weeks, you've been behind the bar on Saturdays too, 825 00:53:43,086 --> 00:53:45,623 till about midnight, I believe. 826 00:53:45,655 --> 00:53:47,828 Yeah, am I forgetting something? 827 00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:49,495 Oh, yeah. 828 00:53:49,526 --> 00:53:51,665 You like to paint your toenails flame red. 829 00:53:51,695 --> 00:53:53,606 Very nice. 830 00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:55,007 How do you know all that? 831 00:53:55,031 --> 00:53:58,535 Mm, how I know it is not as important 832 00:53:58,568 --> 00:54:01,845 as why I know it. Ain't that right, Lorna? 833 00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:03,851 What in Sam Hill is he talking about? 834 00:54:03,873 --> 00:54:06,012 Oh. 835 00:54:06,042 --> 00:54:10,013 Oh, you two gals got a lot of catching up to do. 836 00:54:10,046 --> 00:54:11,992 And you're gonna have all the time in the world 837 00:54:12,015 --> 00:54:13,688 once I'm out of your hair, okay? 838 00:54:13,717 --> 00:54:16,391 That is, of course, after I get what I come for. 839 00:54:16,419 --> 00:54:18,262 And what would that be? 840 00:54:18,288 --> 00:54:21,326 Oh, Lorna, you disappoint me. 841 00:54:21,358 --> 00:54:23,235 I thought you hired me 842 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,570 because you heard of my reputation. 843 00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:29,133 I mean, you know I am pretty darn good at what I do, 844 00:54:29,165 --> 00:54:31,577 like finding out things. 845 00:54:31,601 --> 00:54:35,174 I mean, that's why folks call on Maurice Doucette, 846 00:54:35,205 --> 00:54:37,207 P.I. 847 00:54:39,476 --> 00:54:43,288 But I must admit I'm surprised how things turned out here. 848 00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:45,520 God damn. 849 00:54:45,548 --> 00:54:49,052 I mean, knowing what I know, I expected a whole different state of affairs. 850 00:54:49,085 --> 00:54:50,996 See, I thought maybe one of you 851 00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:53,001 or, hell, even both of you would be dead, 852 00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:55,594 and Dale would be on his merry way out to Mexico. 853 00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:59,095 Instead there's poor old Dale. 854 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,370 He's deader than Chief Billy Bowlegs 855 00:55:01,398 --> 00:55:03,400 out of the Third Seminole War, 856 00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:06,414 while you two gals are just having the time of your lives. 857 00:55:08,271 --> 00:55:11,514 Damn, I never could understand women. 858 00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:14,784 Why is he saying that you hired him? 859 00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:16,154 'Cause I did. 860 00:55:16,179 --> 00:55:17,954 That's right. She did. 861 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:22,123 She hired the darn best private investigator in the country. 862 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,631 Ain't that right? 863 00:55:23,653 --> 00:55:26,099 Why would you hire a private investigator? 864 00:55:26,122 --> 00:55:29,467 To catch that son of a bitch Dale cheating on me. 865 00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:31,768 Yeah, and I did too. 866 00:55:33,396 --> 00:55:36,104 I caught the fornicating husband right in the act. 867 00:55:36,132 --> 00:55:38,578 I mean, like I said, I am the best. 868 00:55:38,601 --> 00:55:40,478 I always knew he was a cheating dog. 869 00:55:40,503 --> 00:55:43,074 I guess I just needed an official confirmation. 870 00:55:43,106 --> 00:55:44,915 Well, I'm glad I could be of service. 871 00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:47,478 Well, you was. Now you can leave. 872 00:55:47,510 --> 00:55:50,889 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. My job here is not quite done. 873 00:55:50,914 --> 00:55:52,951 No. 874 00:55:52,982 --> 00:55:56,191 You really think I was gonna let this little robbery business slide 875 00:55:56,219 --> 00:55:59,598 and just collect my $200 fee and disappear? Huh? 876 00:55:59,622 --> 00:56:01,363 What are you talking about? 877 00:56:01,391 --> 00:56:04,133 Oh, I'm talking about dear old Dale 878 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:08,802 making away with $100,000 of Red County money. 879 00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:10,140 Shoot. 880 00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:12,168 That's a lot of dough. 881 00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:14,546 I like dough. 882 00:56:14,571 --> 00:56:18,519 It buys me nice clothes. I like nice clothes. 883 00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:20,384 Well, that's just dandy. 884 00:56:20,410 --> 00:56:22,788 What, did he go and rob that bank right under your nose? 885 00:56:22,812 --> 00:56:25,088 No. Not quite, no. 886 00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:28,562 No, I didn't add it all up until I saw the paper this morning. 887 00:56:28,585 --> 00:56:31,395 Then it all made a whole lot of sense. 888 00:56:31,421 --> 00:56:33,594 - What did? - Hell, when you spend all your time 889 00:56:33,623 --> 00:56:35,625 following a man around day in and day out, 890 00:56:35,658 --> 00:56:38,104 you get to know a few things about the fella. 891 00:56:39,496 --> 00:56:41,533 And after I read about the robbery, 892 00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:44,636 I put all the pieces together. 893 00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:47,614 Yeah, Dale served two years 894 00:56:47,637 --> 00:56:50,015 at Lovelady State for armed robbery. 895 00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:53,145 The man used a Smith & Wesson Model 29 896 00:56:53,176 --> 00:56:55,656 with custom-made Rio Rosewood grip 897 00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:57,453 for all the holdups. 898 00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:01,257 That's the same gun described in the paper. 899 00:57:01,284 --> 00:57:04,390 And that's the same one right here. 900 00:57:06,055 --> 00:57:08,399 And then there are the boots. 901 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:10,701 - Boots? - Oh, yeah, that's right. 902 00:57:10,727 --> 00:57:13,731 See, I'm a fine boot connoisseur myself. 903 00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:18,735 I can appreciate a fine specimen of custom-made footwear when I see it. 904 00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:22,477 And the first time I laid eyes on Dale's boots 905 00:57:22,505 --> 00:57:25,111 I knew I'd never seen a pair like that before. 906 00:57:25,141 --> 00:57:27,212 What do Dale's boots gotta do with the robbery? 907 00:57:27,243 --> 00:57:31,316 Ah, well, allow me to elucidate. 908 00:57:33,416 --> 00:57:36,090 Now I visited 909 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:39,692 the Waldorf Savings & Loan after I read about the deed. 910 00:57:39,722 --> 00:57:42,498 Yeah, and I made nice with the teller. 911 00:57:42,525 --> 00:57:43,731 He's an old-timer. 912 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,832 He's as proud as a parade to be a part of the great robbery. 913 00:57:46,863 --> 00:57:51,278 And he says to me that he was just standing at his window 914 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,804 when this highwayman just waltzed right up to him 915 00:57:53,837 --> 00:57:55,839 and demanded the money. 916 00:57:55,872 --> 00:58:00,218 He says the man acted like he owned the world 917 00:58:00,243 --> 00:58:03,247 and, hell, wearing a pair of boots like he was wearing, 918 00:58:03,279 --> 00:58:05,418 he might as well have. 919 00:58:05,448 --> 00:58:07,359 So I asked him, 920 00:58:07,383 --> 00:58:09,886 "What about the boots?" 921 00:58:09,919 --> 00:58:12,058 And he tells me the man was wearing 922 00:58:12,088 --> 00:58:15,535 the nicest footwear he's seen this side of Abilene-- 923 00:58:15,558 --> 00:58:17,003 a great pair. 924 00:58:17,026 --> 00:58:20,439 A full-quill ostrich vamp 925 00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:25,310 with a smooth, hand-stitched bovine leg. 926 00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:28,909 One-of-a-kind footwear 927 00:58:28,938 --> 00:58:32,078 and a Rio Rosewood grip revolver. 928 00:58:32,108 --> 00:58:34,315 Now it's not every day 929 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:37,723 you see a man commit armed robbery sporting his favorite duds. 930 00:58:37,747 --> 00:58:39,590 God damn it, Dale. 931 00:58:39,616 --> 00:58:43,223 That is, of course, unless he was busy with less-- 932 00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:45,699 now how shall I say this? 933 00:58:45,722 --> 00:58:48,430 --Savory activities. 934 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:50,529 Ain't that right, Tiny? 935 00:58:53,596 --> 00:58:55,075 I don't know what you're talking about. 936 00:58:55,098 --> 00:58:57,271 You don't need to keep playing dumb, Tiny. 937 00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:58,938 I know you was screwing Dale. 938 00:59:00,503 --> 00:59:02,608 He didn't surprise me. But you-- 939 00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:04,448 I didn't know you'd stoop that low. 940 00:59:04,474 --> 00:59:06,579 We've been friends for a lifetime. Shame on you. 941 00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:09,556 I swear, Lorna, I didn't so much as touch the man. 942 00:59:09,579 --> 00:59:12,219 Oh, you did a lot more than touch him. 943 00:59:12,248 --> 00:59:15,161 Oh, yeah, after your shift at the Blue Iguana, 944 00:59:15,184 --> 00:59:16,993 you two was fornicating like bunnies. 945 00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:18,795 Go on, tell her what you done. 946 00:59:18,821 --> 00:59:20,926 She ain't lying. 947 00:59:20,957 --> 00:59:22,231 No. 948 00:59:22,258 --> 00:59:25,262 See, I got some pretty revealing photographs 949 00:59:25,295 --> 00:59:27,741 of you two lovebirds getting intimately acquainted 950 00:59:27,764 --> 00:59:29,766 in the backseat of Dale's car 951 00:59:29,799 --> 00:59:33,576 parked right out behind the Blue Iguana- 952 00:59:33,603 --> 00:59:35,480 hell of a classy spectacle. 953 00:59:36,973 --> 00:59:39,112 How did you--? 954 00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:41,884 What, how did I suspect? 955 00:59:41,911 --> 00:59:44,755 Dale never smoked nothing but them stinky cigarettes 956 00:59:44,781 --> 00:59:46,624 that smelled like hell. 957 00:59:46,649 --> 00:59:50,688 And guess what I found in the ashtray of his car? 958 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,257 What? 959 00:59:53,289 --> 00:59:55,565 Light cigarettes. 960 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,128 Shit. 961 00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,299 Dale never smoked them light cigarettes in his life. 962 00:59:59,329 --> 01:00:02,310 - Lots of folks smoke lights. - Oh, yeah? 963 01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:05,142 And how many of them 964 01:00:05,168 --> 01:00:08,547 work at the Blue Iguana? 965 01:00:11,174 --> 01:00:13,677 You left clues all over Dale's car. 966 01:00:15,812 --> 01:00:18,224 Oh, but then I found me 967 01:00:18,247 --> 01:00:20,659 one hell of an incriminating evidence. 968 01:00:20,683 --> 01:00:23,789 Ooh, this here is the real doozy. 969 01:00:25,254 --> 01:00:27,495 - A flirting flip hair clip. - Oh. 970 01:00:27,523 --> 01:00:29,764 It comes free with that odious hair spray you use- 971 01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:32,102 what was it? Colossal spray. How does that ditty go? 972 01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:38,136 Colossal hair spray 973 01:00:38,167 --> 01:00:41,376 More hold, less fray. 974 01:00:41,404 --> 01:00:44,851 It must have come off atone of them passionate rendezvous of yours. 975 01:00:46,009 --> 01:00:48,683 What, did you think I wasn't gonna find out? 976 01:00:48,711 --> 01:00:50,748 I seen the way he'd look at you. 977 01:00:53,282 --> 01:00:55,023 Oh. 978 01:00:55,051 --> 01:00:58,430 Hell, Lorna, 979 01:00:58,454 --> 01:01:00,434 I don't know how it happened. 980 01:01:00,456 --> 01:01:02,800 Oh, you don't know how it happened? 981 01:01:02,825 --> 01:01:05,135 Well, I'll tell you how it happened. 982 01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:08,506 You couldn't just go and beguile any man on this earth. 983 01:01:08,531 --> 01:01:10,033 It had to be mine. 984 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:14,307 Dale wasn't much to look at, but he was my husband. 985 01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:16,817 I thought we was best friends. 986 01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:18,113 We are. That don't change. 987 01:01:18,141 --> 01:01:20,519 Like hell it don't. 988 01:01:22,979 --> 01:01:25,289 What about the money? 989 01:01:25,314 --> 01:01:27,954 What about what you said about us finding that money 990 01:01:27,984 --> 01:01:29,622 and then splitting it? Was you lying? 991 01:01:29,652 --> 01:01:32,064 - Was you? - All right, enough. 992 01:01:32,088 --> 01:01:34,227 Now you'll have all the time in the world to have it out 993 01:01:34,257 --> 01:01:37,602 once I'm good and gone, but let's get at what I'm here for. 994 01:01:39,729 --> 01:01:39,828 The money, God damn it. Where's the money? 995 01:01:39,829 --> 01:01:42,139 The money, God damn it. Where's the money? 996 01:01:42,165 --> 01:01:44,611 - See what you did? - What I did? 997 01:01:44,634 --> 01:01:47,274 If you'd have trusted me, we wouldn't be in this predicament. 998 01:01:47,303 --> 01:01:48,907 Oh, trusted you? 999 01:01:48,938 --> 01:01:50,508 I mean, you could have just asked me about it. 1000 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:51,985 Ask you about screwing my husband? 1001 01:01:52,008 --> 01:01:54,784 Well, we sure wouldn't be in this mess that we are right now. 1002 01:01:54,811 --> 01:01:57,451 How was I supposed to know that he was gonna up and rob a bank 1003 01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,153 in the middle of this investigation? 1004 01:01:59,182 --> 01:02:01,628 Well, he's your husband. Aren't wives supposed to know these things? 1005 01:02:01,651 --> 01:02:03,562 Will you two just shut the hell up? 1006 01:02:03,586 --> 01:02:07,329 God, I've had it up to here with your female chatter. 1007 01:02:07,356 --> 01:02:09,700 It's enough to drive a perfectly sane man fruity. 1008 01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:10,966 Do you mind? 1009 01:02:10,993 --> 01:02:13,667 We are trying to have a meaningful conversation here. 1010 01:02:13,696 --> 01:02:16,267 Well, you're gonna have that meaningful conversation in hell 1011 01:02:16,299 --> 01:02:18,245 if you don't tell me where that money is. 1012 01:02:20,670 --> 01:02:22,707 Do you think I'm stupid? 1013 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:25,345 What are you talking about? 1014 01:02:25,374 --> 01:02:28,651 There's a sheriff's car parked right outside there. 1015 01:02:28,678 --> 01:02:32,717 You so much as breathe funny, and Sheriff Cooley will be at that door 1016 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:34,729 faster than a fly on horseshit. 1017 01:02:47,363 --> 01:02:50,674 Well, no need to get hostile. 1018 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:53,146 We don't know where the money is. Tell him, Lorna. 1019 01:02:53,169 --> 01:02:55,479 - She's telling the truth for once. - We have turned this place 1020 01:02:55,505 --> 01:02:57,576 inside and out. We haven't found a damn thing. 1021 01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:59,348 I could have sworn Dale hid the money in here. 1022 01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:01,184 She said she knew him like the back of her hand. 1023 01:03:01,210 --> 01:03:02,883 I guess the wife's always the last to know. 1024 01:03:02,912 --> 01:03:04,823 I don't believe you for a minute. 1025 01:03:04,847 --> 01:03:06,349 Why would we be lying? 1026 01:03:06,382 --> 01:03:08,726 Because you're women. It comes natural. 1027 01:03:08,751 --> 01:03:12,096 Now one of you two damn squaws knows more than you're letting on. 1028 01:03:12,121 --> 01:03:13,862 I just haven't figured out which one it is yet. 1029 01:03:13,890 --> 01:03:15,426 What are you going on about? 1030 01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:17,870 God damn it! Drop the dumb act. 1031 01:03:17,894 --> 01:03:20,397 I know how it played out. 1032 01:03:20,429 --> 01:03:22,636 Now I know for a fact that Dale 1033 01:03:22,665 --> 01:03:26,203 jumped into the passenger seat of that getaway car when he evaded. 1034 01:03:26,235 --> 01:03:29,444 Huh? Yeah, that's right the passenger seat. 1035 01:03:29,472 --> 01:03:31,474 The bank teller swore to it. 1036 01:03:31,507 --> 01:03:35,148 And last time I checked, we wasn't one of them British Commonwealth countries. 1037 01:03:35,178 --> 01:03:38,387 No, sir, we do our driving on the left out here, 1038 01:03:38,414 --> 01:03:40,416 the way God intended. 1039 01:03:40,449 --> 01:03:43,828 So that means that somebody else was driving that car 1040 01:03:43,853 --> 01:03:45,799 when the thieving went down. 1041 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:50,202 And I figure one of you two beauties is a coconspirator. 1042 01:03:55,398 --> 01:03:57,901 You was in on this since the beginning. 1043 01:03:57,934 --> 01:04:01,040 All right, but all I did was drive the car. 1044 01:04:01,070 --> 01:04:04,381 I mean, I borrowed Rose's Corvair so the law wouldn't be on our tracks. 1045 01:04:04,407 --> 01:04:05,909 I can't believe my ears. 1046 01:04:05,942 --> 01:04:08,786 Well, Dale said he'd make it worth my while if I just helped him out. 1047 01:04:08,811 --> 01:04:10,848 Instead he was just planning to make a run for it 1048 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,723 without saying so much as a goodbye. 1049 01:04:19,422 --> 01:04:20,958 What is so goddamn funny? 1050 01:04:20,990 --> 01:04:23,766 He went and double-crossed you too. 1051 01:04:23,793 --> 01:04:25,739 That's what you get 1052 01:04:25,761 --> 01:04:28,503 for leaving an adulterous dog in charge of the money. 1053 01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:31,068 He just went and promised me the moon. 1054 01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:32,773 Oh, and you believed him? 1055 01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:36,375 He was two-timing his own wife. My God, you're dumber than I thought. 1056 01:04:36,405 --> 01:04:39,875 Shut up. Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 1057 01:04:39,909 --> 01:04:42,321 Shut up! Shut up! 1058 01:04:43,379 --> 01:04:45,290 Shut up! 1059 01:04:45,314 --> 01:04:46,816 Lookie here, 1060 01:04:46,849 --> 01:04:49,728 you folks are really interesting company, all right? 1061 01:04:49,752 --> 01:04:51,959 And I would just love to stay and hear more 1062 01:04:51,988 --> 01:04:54,400 about the joys of holy matrimony 1063 01:04:54,423 --> 01:04:56,528 and the rewards of true friendship, 1064 01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:59,472 but I'm in a tad of a scramble. 1065 01:04:59,495 --> 01:05:00,997 I want the money! 1066 01:05:01,030 --> 01:05:02,873 I don't give a hoot what you have to do, 1067 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:05,402 but you produce the cash or I will shoot you both dead 1068 01:05:05,434 --> 01:05:08,472 right here, right now, swear to God. 1069 01:05:08,504 --> 01:05:10,506 - Wait a second. - What? 1070 01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:12,519 I just thought of a place we ain't looked. 1071 01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:14,316 Where? 1072 01:05:14,343 --> 01:05:17,847 Well, it's a bit of a tight fit. 1073 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:20,622 I don't think he could stash nothing down there. 1074 01:05:20,650 --> 01:05:23,096 Well, no, I bet-- I wouldn't be surprised if he put it there. 1075 01:05:23,119 --> 01:05:25,395 In fact, nothing about this whole goddamn affair 1076 01:05:25,421 --> 01:05:27,298 could possibly surprise me anymore. 1077 01:05:27,323 --> 01:05:29,667 Go ahead, lead the way. 1078 01:05:43,406 --> 01:05:45,408 Where does it go? 1079 01:05:45,441 --> 01:05:47,318 Outside. 1080 01:05:47,343 --> 01:05:51,291 I can hear the rats scampering between the walls at night. 1081 01:05:52,715 --> 01:05:55,195 Give us a screwdriver, will you? 1082 01:06:03,326 --> 01:06:05,602 Nah, I'll do the honors. 1083 01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:08,666 Now you're liable to have a gun stashed in there. 1084 01:06:10,399 --> 01:06:13,243 Aren't you the clever one? 1085 01:06:14,337 --> 01:06:16,840 My daddy always said trusting women is like 1086 01:06:16,872 --> 01:06:19,250 petting a rattler and hoping he don't bite. 1087 01:06:36,325 --> 01:06:37,963 Goddamn mousetrap! 1088 01:06:49,305 --> 01:06:50,807 God damn it. 1089 01:07:00,649 --> 01:07:02,287 Oh, God. 1090 01:07:02,318 --> 01:07:05,162 Oh, God. God. 1091 01:07:07,890 --> 01:07:10,734 God damn you. 1092 01:07:14,163 --> 01:07:16,439 My daddy warned me. 1093 01:07:31,514 --> 01:07:33,858 Figure it was self-defense? 1094 01:07:35,084 --> 01:07:36,791 Absolutely. 1095 01:07:38,754 --> 01:07:40,529 I concur. 1096 01:07:43,592 --> 01:07:45,594 I'll drink to that. 1097 01:08:03,846 --> 01:08:05,086 Here you go. 1098 01:08:16,325 --> 01:08:18,771 Oh, son of a bitch! Damn it. 1099 01:08:20,596 --> 01:08:21,870 You know what I think? 1100 01:08:21,897 --> 01:08:23,240 What? 1101 01:08:23,265 --> 01:08:26,576 You had no intention 1102 01:08:26,602 --> 01:08:29,913 of splitting nothing with me 50/50. 1103 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:35,585 That's what I think. 1104 01:08:35,611 --> 01:08:39,024 You knew I was screwing Dale behind your back, 1105 01:08:39,048 --> 01:08:41,961 and if I know anything about you, Lorna, 1106 01:08:41,984 --> 01:08:44,726 you ain't exactly the forgiving type. 1107 01:08:44,753 --> 01:08:48,064 I think you was gonna take all that money 1108 01:08:48,090 --> 01:08:50,092 and just run. 1109 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:52,197 And you know what else I think? 1110 01:08:52,228 --> 01:08:56,005 I think you know where the money is. 1111 01:08:57,399 --> 01:08:59,140 You're right. 1112 01:08:59,168 --> 01:09:01,239 I do know where that money is. 1113 01:09:02,404 --> 01:09:03,576 You do? 1114 01:09:03,606 --> 01:09:05,608 Sure. 1115 01:09:06,842 --> 01:09:09,152 Why don't you just lower them guns? 1116 01:09:09,178 --> 01:09:11,283 And we'll have a good talk about it. 1117 01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:12,917 You think I'm stupid? 1118 01:09:12,948 --> 01:09:15,519 Well, Tiny, 1119 01:09:15,551 --> 01:09:18,293 intellectual fancy 1120 01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,765 has never really been your oyster. 1121 01:09:19,788 --> 01:09:22,029 Well, then please 1122 01:09:22,057 --> 01:09:24,833 impress me with your acumen. 1123 01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:27,739 Where is the money?! 1124 01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:31,777 Easy-peasy. 1125 01:09:32,768 --> 01:09:35,112 Did you happen to notice 1126 01:09:35,137 --> 01:09:37,515 anything peculiar 1127 01:09:37,540 --> 01:09:42,046 about my dear old husband's fingernails this morning? 1128 01:09:42,077 --> 01:09:46,116 Can't say I ever paid Dale's fingernails no never mind. Why? 1129 01:09:46,148 --> 01:09:48,594 Well, if you had, 1130 01:09:48,617 --> 01:09:51,461 you would have realized there was all sorts of dirt under them. 1131 01:09:51,487 --> 01:09:52,795 Dirt? 1132 01:09:52,821 --> 01:09:55,495 Did you ever notice my daisies outside? 1133 01:09:57,493 --> 01:09:58,836 Yeah. What about them? 1134 01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:00,807 Do you think it's easy to grow 1135 01:10:00,829 --> 01:10:03,435 prizewinning daisies in this vicious heat? 1136 01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:06,202 I don't know. 1137 01:10:06,235 --> 01:10:08,841 Well, let me tell you, 1138 01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:10,908 you need a green thumb 1139 01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:14,319 and a perfect combination of potting soil 1140 01:10:14,343 --> 01:10:16,482 to grow those flowers out there. 1141 01:10:16,512 --> 01:10:19,356 It ain't no coincidence I was Miss Flower Fingers 1142 01:10:19,381 --> 01:10:21,793 of Clark County two years in a row. 1143 01:10:21,817 --> 01:10:24,024 Too much manure 1144 01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:26,693 and you got disease specimens 1145 01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:29,464 growing all kinds of lint. 1146 01:10:29,491 --> 01:10:33,371 You ever see a lazy daisy leaf 1147 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:35,272 defaced by honey fungus? 1148 01:10:35,297 --> 01:10:38,210 I can't say I ever have. 1149 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:42,216 Tiny, I hope you never do. 1150 01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:45,817 It is a sight you won't easily forget. 1151 01:10:45,841 --> 01:10:48,048 God damn it, Lorna! 1152 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:51,024 We ain't talking about just dirt here. 1153 01:10:53,115 --> 01:10:54,788 We are talking 1154 01:10:54,817 --> 01:10:57,354 equal parts humus and manure 1155 01:10:57,386 --> 01:10:59,798 and a whole hell of a lot of charcoal. 1156 01:10:59,822 --> 01:11:02,826 It's as black as a burned-out spark plug 1157 01:11:02,858 --> 01:11:04,860 and it smells like hell. 1158 01:11:04,893 --> 01:11:09,308 I'd recognize my special blend of soil anywhere. 1159 01:11:09,331 --> 01:11:12,540 And Dale's fingernails was covered in it. 1160 01:11:14,903 --> 01:11:17,509 That's right. 1161 01:11:17,539 --> 01:11:20,577 That money is just sitting out there 1162 01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:23,021 underneath my lazy daisies. 1163 01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:30,863 You knew where the money was the whole time? 1164 01:11:32,354 --> 01:11:34,300 Sure. 1165 01:11:34,323 --> 01:11:36,496 As soon as I figured it out, 1166 01:11:36,525 --> 01:11:40,598 I didn't need Dale alive anymore, so I put a bullet in his head. 1167 01:11:40,629 --> 01:11:42,199 You what? 1168 01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:46,902 You heard me. 1169 01:11:47,903 --> 01:11:50,076 I shot the son of a bitch like a dog. 1170 01:11:50,105 --> 01:11:52,449 It weren't no accident. 1171 01:11:53,709 --> 01:11:56,690 I wanted him dead as soon as I heard about you two. 1172 01:11:56,712 --> 01:11:59,386 You murdered Dale? 1173 01:12:00,683 --> 01:12:02,924 On purpose? 1174 01:12:02,951 --> 01:12:04,555 Well, hell, 1175 01:12:04,586 --> 01:12:07,066 even a good woman's got a breaking point. 1176 01:12:09,358 --> 01:12:11,634 To tell the truth, 1177 01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:14,903 I wanted to put a bullet through your stupid little brain 1178 01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:17,308 the second you walked through that door. 1179 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:20,746 But that would have spoiled all the fun. 1180 01:12:20,769 --> 01:12:23,113 Fun? 1181 01:12:23,138 --> 01:12:25,049 What fun? 1182 01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:30,080 To watch you cut your bastard lover up with a turkey knife. 1183 01:12:32,114 --> 01:12:33,821 What? 1184 01:12:36,318 --> 01:12:38,594 You crazy bitch! 1185 01:12:39,588 --> 01:12:40,965 Oh. 1186 01:12:40,989 --> 01:12:44,766 Oh, I should have known you was after something. 1187 01:12:44,793 --> 01:12:47,103 Dale always said you was like a kettle 1188 01:12:47,129 --> 01:12:50,167 that's just been on the stove for too long. 1189 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:54,170 Sooner or later you was gonna blow up. 1190 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,843 Well, 1191 01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:59,751 that bullet should have come to him as no surprise, then. 1192 01:13:03,679 --> 01:13:05,590 Oh, for Pete's sake, would you look at this? 1193 01:13:05,614 --> 01:13:08,925 God damn it, Dale- on my favorite rug. 1194 01:13:08,951 --> 01:13:10,953 All that man ever do is create a mess. 1195 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,297 God damn it, Lorna! 1196 01:13:17,326 --> 01:13:20,569 The law is right outside that door. 1197 01:13:20,596 --> 01:13:24,669 We have got Dale parts all over this place 1198 01:13:24,700 --> 01:13:27,647 and I'm pointing two revolvers at you. 1199 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:33,683 How do you think you're gonna get out of this one, huh? 1200 01:13:33,709 --> 01:13:37,122 Well, I just thought of something 1201 01:13:37,146 --> 01:13:39,752 just a little moment ago. 1202 01:13:41,216 --> 01:13:44,686 I haven't worked out the details or nothing, 1203 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:47,428 but I think it's gonna have to do. 1204 01:13:47,456 --> 01:13:49,561 Well, for Pete's sake, 1205 01:13:49,591 --> 01:13:51,366 what? 1206 01:13:54,730 --> 01:13:56,437 Oh. 1207 01:14:02,404 --> 01:14:04,077 Hmm. 1208 01:14:16,385 --> 01:14:18,592 No hard feelings, Tiny. 1209 01:14:19,888 --> 01:14:22,994 It's just the way the world works sometimes. 1210 01:14:23,025 --> 01:14:25,631 Some folks lose 1211 01:14:25,661 --> 01:14:28,471 so other folks can win. 1212 01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:06,409 I'll bet she's making 1213 01:15:06,435 --> 01:15:09,575 Lots of wedding plans 1214 01:15:09,605 --> 01:15:11,516 So sure she's found herself 1215 01:15:11,540 --> 01:15:14,544 That special man 1216 01:15:14,576 --> 01:15:17,523 She's gonna find herself alone 1217 01:15:17,546 --> 01:15:21,392 And crying like me 1218 01:15:24,486 --> 01:15:25,988 You'll break her heart 1219 01:15:26,021 --> 01:15:29,491 The way that you've broken mine 1220 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:33,302 Without a second thought or care 1221 01:15:34,496 --> 01:15:38,945 She's gonna be the next girl standing in line 1222 01:15:38,967 --> 01:15:41,106 Of fools that have 1223 01:15:41,136 --> 01:15:44,447 Your shame to bear 1224 01:15:44,473 --> 01:15:46,475 No need to try to warn her 1225 01:15:46,508 --> 01:15:49,352 Of this fate 1226 01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:54,225 That look upon her says that it's too late 1227 01:15:54,249 --> 01:15:57,093 Only tomorrow will know 1228 01:15:57,119 --> 01:15:59,622 If she's crying like me... 1229 01:16:01,056 --> 01:16:03,332 Hello. 1230 01:16:22,344 --> 01:16:25,848 Step on it with that warrant, will you? 1231 01:16:25,881 --> 01:16:27,883 We're on our way, Sheriff. 1232 01:17:04,987 --> 01:17:08,434 You're listening to 97.9 Country. 1233 01:17:09,658 --> 01:17:14,630 It's how you lie to me 1234 01:17:14,663 --> 01:17:19,169 When I'm too blind to see 1235 01:17:19,201 --> 01:17:22,876 And how you use 1236 01:17:22,904 --> 01:17:26,351 The love I give you 1237 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:30,118 So carelessly 1238 01:17:31,279 --> 01:17:36,524 It's words you never say 1239 01:17:36,551 --> 01:17:41,227 And feelings you don't repay 1240 01:17:41,256 --> 01:17:47,400 In case you're wondering 1241 01:17:47,429 --> 01:17:51,775 That's how you're killing me 1242 01:17:52,934 --> 01:17:58,077 It's how you're no longer there 1243 01:17:58,106 --> 01:18:02,714 On nights we used to share 1244 01:18:02,744 --> 01:18:07,557 It's all the ways you find 1245 01:18:07,582 --> 01:18:09,789 To show me 1246 01:18:09,818 --> 01:18:14,289 You no longer care 1247 01:18:14,322 --> 01:18:19,169 It's how you stole from me... 1248 01:18:20,562 --> 01:18:25,136 The love that used to be 1249 01:18:25,167 --> 01:18:27,773 A broken heart 1250 01:18:27,803 --> 01:18:30,579 Can't beat 1251 01:18:30,605 --> 01:18:35,281 That's how you're killing me 1252 01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:39,087 It's how you always 1253 01:18:39,114 --> 01:18:42,323 Seem to notice 1254 01:18:42,350 --> 01:18:44,921 "Someone else'-s eyes... " 1255 01:18:47,389 --> 01:18:50,632 And how you turn away... 1256 01:18:58,900 --> 01:19:01,938 It's vows that once were made 1257 01:19:03,505 --> 01:19:08,181 And how they just seemed to fade 1258 01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:13,990 I know I've lost you 1259 01:19:14,015 --> 01:19:17,929 And that's how you're killing me 1260 01:19:19,588 --> 01:19:24,970 It's how you're no longer there 1261 01:19:24,993 --> 01:19:27,735 On nights we used to share... 1262 01:19:30,031 --> 01:19:32,875 It's all the ways 1263 01:19:32,901 --> 01:19:36,439 You find to show me 1264 01:19:36,471 --> 01:19:40,715 You no longer care... 1265 01:20:13,008 --> 01:20:15,750 Let's go. 1266 01:20:15,777 --> 01:20:17,484 Wait right here. 1267 01:20:25,854 --> 01:20:27,925 I got the warrant. Open the door. 1268 01:20:29,324 --> 01:20:30,962 Open the goddamn door! 1269 01:20:32,694 --> 01:20:35,231 Fine. I'm coming in. 1270 01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:46,781 Put down your weapon! 1271 01:20:58,887 --> 01:21:00,798 She drew on me. 1272 01:21:00,822 --> 01:21:03,803 - Oh, my God. - What the hell happened in here? 1273 01:21:03,825 --> 01:21:07,238 Looks like the handiwork of the devil himself. 1274 01:21:07,262 --> 01:21:09,503 I've been witness to a bloody occurrence or two 1275 01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:11,533 in my time as Clark County Sheriff. 1276 01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:15,776 Ed Crawford four years ago killed his wife with a hammer, 1277 01:21:15,804 --> 01:21:19,843 ripped her eyes out, threw them in the garbage disposal, 1278 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:22,719 said she was looking at him funny. 1279 01:21:22,744 --> 01:21:24,815 It was a bloody mess. 1280 01:21:24,846 --> 01:21:26,450 But this-- 1281 01:21:26,481 --> 01:21:29,485 I ain't never seen nothing like this as long as I lived. 1282 01:21:30,518 --> 01:21:32,828 I'm glad I put in for an early retirement. 1283 01:21:32,854 --> 01:21:36,495 A man's got to know when to throw in the towel. 1284 01:21:36,524 --> 01:21:38,629 How many do you reckon dead, Sheriff? 1285 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:42,933 Hell if I know, Deputy. 1286 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,877 I assume this is Dale 1287 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:49,143 or some part of the man. 1288 01:21:49,170 --> 01:21:51,480 How about that? 1289 01:21:51,506 --> 01:21:53,577 Well, maybe that's him too. 1290 01:21:53,608 --> 01:21:56,782 Yeah, this one here is 1291 01:21:56,811 --> 01:21:59,485 right about done. 1292 01:21:59,514 --> 01:22:01,960 It's one heck of a mess. 1293 01:22:04,119 --> 01:22:06,497 What do you figure? She's done all the killing? 1294 01:22:06,521 --> 01:22:10,526 I don't assume we'll ever know what the hell went on here, 1295 01:22:10,558 --> 01:22:13,198 but she was definitely the last one standing. 1296 01:22:13,228 --> 01:22:16,266 It's hard to believe. She's so dainty-looking. 1297 01:22:16,298 --> 01:22:19,177 Money is one hell of a motivator, Deputy. 1298 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:20,702 Where do you figure the money went? 1299 01:22:20,735 --> 01:22:23,716 The $100,000 from the robbery has got to be somewhere. 1300 01:22:23,738 --> 01:22:25,740 Yeah, it's blood money. 1301 01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:28,914 Better it stays where it is and don't cause no more problems to nobody. 1302 01:22:28,944 --> 01:22:31,220 Well, any chance the money's in here somewhere? 1303 01:22:31,246 --> 01:22:32,884 Looks to me that somebody 1304 01:22:32,914 --> 01:22:35,360 already went looking. This place is all tore up. 1305 01:22:35,383 --> 01:22:38,057 Ugh. 1306 01:22:38,086 --> 01:22:39,997 I got a finger here, Sheriff. 1307 01:22:48,697 --> 01:22:50,802 "To Lorna. 1308 01:22:50,832 --> 01:22:53,210 Love, Dale." 1309 01:22:53,234 --> 01:22:54,838 You reckon that's the wife's? 1310 01:22:54,869 --> 01:22:56,746 Well, that's Lorna, all right. 1311 01:22:56,771 --> 01:22:58,773 What's left of her. 1312 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:02,687 Boy, what a way to go, huh? 1313 01:23:02,711 --> 01:23:04,952 Well, 1314 01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:07,620 may God keep her in His magnificent grace. 1315 01:23:07,649 --> 01:23:09,651 Amen. 1316 01:23:21,596 --> 01:23:23,405 Well, there's gotta be people that do this. 1317 01:23:23,431 --> 01:23:25,707 Yeah, yeah, well, it's not us, believe me. I've just had it. 1318 01:23:25,734 --> 01:23:27,270 Who's gonna give them a proper burial? 1319 01:23:27,302 --> 01:23:28,975 I don't give a damn! 1320 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,280 Good God, let somebody else clean it up. 1321 01:23:31,306 --> 01:23:34,219 Poor devils. 1322 01:23:34,242 --> 01:23:36,688 Wouldn't want to be in their boots. 1323 01:23:36,711 --> 01:23:40,056 That's one hell of a mess they got left to sort out. 1324 01:23:41,082 --> 01:23:43,460 That's one hell of a mess. 1325 01:23:43,485 --> 01:23:44,987 - Oh, my Lord. - Yeah. 1326 01:24:35,136 --> 01:24:38,777 If ever there was the right time to bow out... 1327 01:24:44,579 --> 01:24:46,991 How are you doing there, Sheriff? 1328 01:24:47,015 --> 01:24:49,495 You ever think you'd see me again? 1329 01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,726 We could have sworn you was dead, Lorna. 1330 01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:57,328 Well, I'm glad to hear that I have you folks thinking the worst. 1331 01:24:57,358 --> 01:25:01,067 I suggest you get that gun away from my head. 1332 01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:04,373 Why don't you make me, Sheriff? 1333 01:25:04,399 --> 01:25:05,901 I know better 1334 01:25:05,934 --> 01:25:08,778 than to ruffle a woman with a weapon in her hand. 1335 01:25:08,803 --> 01:25:11,977 Well, that's one thing you learned 1336 01:25:12,006 --> 01:25:14,680 that Dale never did. 1337 01:25:15,710 --> 01:25:17,621 Yeah! 1338 01:25:24,686 --> 01:25:26,859 I've got something to show you. 1339 01:25:30,024 --> 01:25:32,334 How do you like my do? 1340 01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:35,534 A real looker. 1341 01:25:36,965 --> 01:25:38,501 How did you like the little surprise 1342 01:25:38,533 --> 01:25:40,843 I left for the Clark County Sheriff's Department? 1343 01:25:40,869 --> 01:25:43,213 You gave them poor devils something to puzzle over. 1344 01:25:43,238 --> 01:25:45,184 I wanted to make it look like 1345 01:25:45,206 --> 01:25:48,380 the worst bloodbath in the history of Clark County. 1346 01:25:48,409 --> 01:25:51,720 Nobody's ever gonna be able to tell what happened in there. 1347 01:25:51,746 --> 01:25:54,693 But the law will be talking about it for a very long time. 1348 01:25:54,716 --> 01:25:56,718 You got that right. 1349 01:25:56,751 --> 01:25:59,197 Ooh, and they'll all be wondering 1350 01:25:59,220 --> 01:26:02,861 how such a sweet little thing like Tiny 1351 01:26:02,891 --> 01:26:05,667 could have gone and done such a devilish thing, 1352 01:26:05,693 --> 01:26:08,867 how she could have killed two grown men, 1353 01:26:08,897 --> 01:26:10,899 her best friend, 1354 01:26:10,932 --> 01:26:13,378 minced her up into little pieces, 1355 01:26:13,401 --> 01:26:16,814 leaving nothing behind but her ring finger. 1356 01:26:16,838 --> 01:26:19,751 And all the folks are gonna wonder 1357 01:26:19,774 --> 01:26:22,448 what happened to poor Lorna's body. 1358 01:26:22,477 --> 01:26:25,458 Yeah, the West Texas desert 1359 01:26:25,480 --> 01:26:27,426 is an awfully big place 1360 01:26:27,448 --> 01:26:29,860 with a lot of hungry critters in it. 1361 01:26:32,220 --> 01:26:34,632 No telling what became of her. 1362 01:26:34,656 --> 01:26:37,933 I sure am glad I wasn't the one to cross you, 1363 01:26:37,959 --> 01:26:41,133 'cause you have one hell of a mean disposition 1364 01:26:41,162 --> 01:26:43,164 when you put your mind to it, woman. 1365 01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:45,200 I have been known to hold a grudge. 1366 01:26:47,602 --> 01:26:49,377 Here you go, baby. 1367 01:26:54,475 --> 01:26:56,477 How did Tiny take it? 1368 01:26:56,511 --> 01:26:59,117 She figured out what she got herself into 1369 01:26:59,147 --> 01:27:01,058 the moment she saw my gun. 1370 01:27:01,082 --> 01:27:03,323 She knew she'd been had. 1371 01:27:06,387 --> 01:27:08,890 Oh, Emmett, 1372 01:27:08,923 --> 01:27:11,733 I got no wedding finger left for you to put a ring on. 1373 01:27:13,595 --> 01:27:16,804 Well, that's not gonna make us any less married, baby. 1374 01:27:20,001 --> 01:27:23,210 You was always such a gentleman, Emmett. 1375 01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:25,582 You make me feel real good about myself. 1376 01:27:26,674 --> 01:27:28,950 I knew from the moment I laid eyes on you 1377 01:27:28,977 --> 01:27:31,583 that you was different than Dale, 1378 01:27:31,613 --> 01:27:34,389 that you was a real man. 1379 01:27:41,389 --> 01:27:43,767 A real man. 1380 01:29:03,237 --> 01:29:06,411 Mm-hmm, lingering love 1381 01:29:06,441 --> 01:29:10,184 Well, well, won't let me be 1382 01:29:10,211 --> 01:29:13,283 Mm-hmm, lingering love 1383 01:29:13,314 --> 01:29:16,921 Everywhere I go, it follows me 1384 01:29:16,951 --> 01:29:20,524 Linger-linger-lingering love 1385 01:29:20,555 --> 01:29:23,331 Just won't let me be 1386 01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:26,896 Well, my baby, she's gone, but my love lingers on 1387 01:29:26,928 --> 01:29:29,670 And on and on and on 1388 01:29:30,665 --> 01:29:34,010 Talk about love, a splendored thing 1389 01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:37,141 It can make a winter day seem like spring 1390 01:29:37,171 --> 01:29:40,641 But that same love can be so unkind 1391 01:29:40,675 --> 01:29:44,282 It's about to drive me out of my mind 1392 01:29:44,312 --> 01:29:47,725 Linger-linger-lingering love 1393 01:29:47,749 --> 01:29:50,787 Just won't let me be 1394 01:29:50,818 --> 01:29:54,356 Well, my baby, she's gone, but my love lingers on 1395 01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:57,131 And on and on and on 1396 01:29:58,159 --> 01:30:01,231 Mountains tall and desert wide 1397 01:30:01,262 --> 01:30:04,971 Where can I run, baby, where can I hide? 1398 01:30:04,999 --> 01:30:08,071 Love for my baby won't behave 1399 01:30:08,102 --> 01:30:11,379 I guess it's gonna follow me to my grave 1400 01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:14,649 Linger-linger-lingering love 1401 01:30:14,675 --> 01:30:17,679 Just won't let me be 1402 01:30:17,712 --> 01:30:19,692 Well, my baby, she's gone 1403 01:30:19,714 --> 01:30:23,161 But my love lingers on and on.