1 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,118 In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, 2 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,538 and some old English guy always manages to save the day 3 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:40,207 at the last minute with crosses and holy water. 4 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,877 But everybody knows the movies are full of shit. 5 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:49,716 The truth is it started with Blade, and it ended with him. 6 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,302 The rest of us were just along for the ride. 7 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,684 What's this chicken scratch? 8 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:06,144 It's cuneiform. 9 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:08,564 It's about 4,000 years old. 10 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,357 So why here? 11 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,360 Because this is the cradle of civilization. 12 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,406 He would've been comfortable here. 13 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,950 I don't know, Dan. This seems like another dead end. 14 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,285 There's something beneath us. 15 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,245 You find a watch? 16 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,708 Is it a body? 17 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,130 Guys? 18 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,635 Aah! 19 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,098 Go! Aah! 20 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:44,975 What the fuck?! 21 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,196 Aah! 22 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:08,790 Tonight, Dr. Edgar Vance, forensic psychiatrist 23 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:14,588 and author of the New York Times bestseller Human Health, 24 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,798 The Whole Being Breakthrough. 25 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:20,886 Also with us, Martin Vreede, Chief of Police. 26 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:24,723 They'll be here for the next hour, and they'll be taking your calls, 27 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:28,227 next on Bently Tittle Live. 28 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,688 Okay, Dr. Vance. 29 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:36,318 You are a psychiatrist and a biochemist. Isn't that true? 30 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,862 Yes, Bently. I am both. 31 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,447 And it's for a reason. 32 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:45,035 I have always believed that true health can only be achieved 33 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,788 if we reconcile the body and the mind. 34 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,790 And of course, in order to do that, 35 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:52,292 we have to get rid of a lot of old notions. 36 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:55,963 Okay. And... how's that fit in with vampires? 37 00:04:56,046 --> 00:05:01,218 In the case of vampires, we're dealing with creatures that, uh, 38 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:05,347 are the repositories of some of our most taboo thoughts. 39 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,057 - Okay. - Predatory rage. 40 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,059 - Yeah. - Sexual sadism. 41 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,311 - Sexual? - Sexual sadism. 42 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,772 These are very scary subjects for people to own up to, 43 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:15,315 and they're right inside. 44 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:19,570 So what you're saying is we pass the buck onto someone else. 45 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,781 - You bet we do. - And vampires...? 46 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,534 Well, for instance, there's a hereditary blood disease. 47 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,744 I talk about it in my book. It's called porphyria. 48 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,997 And the symptoms of this disease 49 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,917 are remarkably similar to classic vampire traits. 50 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,962 The people who suffer from this disease are anemic, 51 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:41,091 they become intolerant to sunlight, they can't handle garlic- 52 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,635 Garlic? Chief Vreede. Okay. 53 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:47,639 What's your take on all these rumors we've been hearing about vampires? 54 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:48,891 Vampires, vampires. What? 55 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:53,604 The only vampires I'm worried about are the ones passing the bar exam. 56 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:58,942 Seriously, though. 57 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:02,321 If vampires existed, don't you think we would've found them by now? 58 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:05,324 The truth is our streets have never been safer. 59 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:08,994 Homicide, assaults, violent crime is down across the board. 60 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,787 If people want to be concerned, 61 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,916 they should focus in on characters like this Blade criminal. 62 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,042 Now, that's the guy I wanna hear about. 63 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,878 I wanna hear about this character Blade. What about him? 64 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,506 He's a sociopath that we've been pursuing. 65 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:24,259 Blade is a troubled individual. 66 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:26,762 I understand that he is under the impression 67 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,847 that there is a vast conspiracy of vampires. 68 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:32,935 Now, you've got to look at the psychiatric underpinnings 69 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,479 of a belief like that. 70 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:40,859 Odds are he believes that he is out there slaying monsters. 71 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:43,028 - But what he's really doing... - Mm-hmm. 72 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:45,364 ...is trying to kill aspects of himself. 73 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:55,249 Aah! 74 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:02,047 Aah! 75 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,633 Ah! 76 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,847 Aah! 77 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,214 I'm on the Stonebridge overpass. 78 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:26,673 Got it. Heading westbound. 79 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:28,842 I'm just beneath ya. 80 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,385 Go! 81 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,479 Aah! 82 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,330 Aah! 83 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,853 Come on! 84 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,232 I got him. Pull! 85 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,484 You all right, man? 86 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,628 He's got a gun! 87 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,019 Oh, my God! 88 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,574 Ouch. 89 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,287 Staked you with silver. 90 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,206 Why aren't you ash? 91 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,458 Why aren't you smarter? 92 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,004 Not a vampire, dumb shit! 93 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,595 Set your sorry ass up. 94 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,615 Damn. 95 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,977 Oh, Blade. 96 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:28,016 What the fuck happen tonight? 97 00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:32,271 How should I know? 98 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,731 He was human. 99 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:36,859 You're gettin' reckless, Blade. 100 00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,735 Killing vampires is clean. 101 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:42,573 They ash- don't leave any evidence behind. 102 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,157 Killing humans is messy. 103 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,159 You better hope nobody ID'd you. 104 00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,162 This worked really good. 105 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:54,501 What's this? 106 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:56,920 A new delivery system for your serum. 107 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,964 It's an effervescent inhaler. 108 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,841 Just bite down on the mouth guard. 109 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,010 Delivery's automatic. 110 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,678 Some friends of mine made it. 111 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:06,889 Friends? 112 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:09,766 Yeah. You remember those? 113 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,310 It was horrible. 114 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,813 The one car crashed, and then the guy in the coat was shooting the other guy. 115 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,232 - It looked like there was a lot of blood. - Thank you. 116 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,484 That was just a taste of the mayhem that occurred 117 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:21,278 during tonight's brazen shootout 118 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,572 that left at least four people dead. 119 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,532 Now, apparently, an anonymous citizen 120 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:27,409 captured the whole event on video. 121 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,286 Hey, Ray. Hey, we got a lead. 122 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,829 Let's catch a plane, Wilson. 123 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,581 It's time to take these cowboys down. 124 00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:35,292 That's what I'm talkin' about. 125 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:10,661 What's he been doing? 126 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,412 Fuck all. Just feeding. 127 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,081 Been through five of them so far. 128 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,707 Do you think we have enough security? 129 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:19,002 We didn't capture him. He allowed us to take him in. 130 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,087 You understand? 131 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,588 I'm gonna go in. 132 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,035 You shouldn't have woken me. 133 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,120 We had to. 134 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:44,254 Your blood, your sacrament, can set us free now. 135 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,674 What makes you think I care? 136 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,051 Your people need you. 137 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,469 My people? 138 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:57,601 You're nothing but shadows of your former selves. 139 00:16:57,643 --> 00:17:00,020 Look how far you have fallen. 140 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,272 The world's changed since your time. 141 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,191 The humans have a new hunter. 142 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,152 Blade. 143 00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:10,280 And you'd like me to kill him, wouldn't you? 144 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:12,533 Yes. 145 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:41,395 Subject is heading west. 146 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:43,605 Got him. 147 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,861 Congratulations. You're famous. 148 00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,362 Somebody nailed us. 149 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,073 Your face is all over the papers and television. 150 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,908 Media's eatin' it up. 151 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:56,618 - Like I care. - Well, you should. 152 00:17:56,702 --> 00:18:00,497 Something like this- taking out a human- 153 00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:03,208 as far as the rest of the world is concerned, 154 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,502 you're public enemy number one. 155 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,505 Didn't know this was a popularity contest. 156 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,176 Damn it, Blade. Don't you see what they're doing? 157 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:15,345 They're waging a goddamn P.R. campaign. 158 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:18,599 Now it's not just vampires we gotta worry about, 159 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:21,852 we're gonna have to take on the rest of the world, too. 160 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:26,773 You worry too much, old man. 161 00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:29,151 That's why we're still alive, goddamn it. 162 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,696 I've been doing this since before you were born, Blade. 163 00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,489 You're like a son to me. 164 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,367 I'm sorry I got old on ya. 165 00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:40,621 I see you alone, surrounded by enemies. 166 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,581 And it breaks my heart. 167 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,084 We can't win this war alone. 168 00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:54,301 Look, he just gave me the evil eye. Come on, man. 169 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,802 What about that guy?! 170 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,266 Bro and prostitute, baby. 171 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:03,018 So what? 172 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,895 Quit fucking around. 173 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,064 I'm hungry, and I want to eat somebody. 174 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,192 How about him? 175 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,986 No fatties. They taste like Cheetos. 176 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,073 No, I like him. 177 00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:21,411 Wait... what about that? Shrunken apple-headed bitch. 178 00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:23,121 They fucking saw us over there. 179 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,750 Fucking blow me, man! Just pick one already. Jesus Christ! 180 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,294 Oh, got it! Got it! 181 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,255 Baby on board. 182 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:35,092 Oh! Looks like we got ourselves a combo meal! 183 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,651 Chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky! 184 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,327 Oh, yeah, baby! 185 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,245 What's for dinner? 186 00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:58,383 Aah! 187 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,219 Hey, pretty lady. 188 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,978 No! No! 189 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,314 No! 190 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,611 Scream if this hurts, chica. 191 00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:22,533 Aah! 192 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,451 Fuck you? 193 00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:27,287 Aah! 194 00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:28,997 Garlic! 195 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:33,937 Scream if this hurts, chica. 196 00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:38,358 Aah! 197 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:43,799 What is it? 198 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,718 What you were worried about. 199 00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:05,445 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 200 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,201 Shoot to kill! 201 00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:50,115 Aah! 202 00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:46,380 Move a finger and you're dead. 203 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,173 How's about this one? 204 00:25:48,257 --> 00:25:49,633 He's got something in his hand! 205 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,134 Get out, Blade! 206 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:57,766 Shit! 207 00:26:13,949 --> 00:26:15,450 What's going on in there? 208 00:26:15,534 --> 00:26:16,952 Somebody talk to me! 209 00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:26,879 Aah! 210 00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:32,551 Hold it right there! 211 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,011 Don't shoot, don't shoot. 212 00:27:20,474 --> 00:27:23,435 Rise and shine, sleepyhead. 213 00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:31,693 Special Agents Ray Cumberland, Wilson Hale, FBI. 214 00:27:31,777 --> 00:27:34,279 - We've been tracking you a long time. - Mm-hmm. 215 00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:36,406 Whistler. 216 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:37,741 Dead. 217 00:27:39,618 --> 00:27:41,286 Just like all your victims. 218 00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:44,706 Say, how many people have you killed, Blade? 219 00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:47,125 Thirty? Forty? Fifty? 220 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:50,671 1,182. 221 00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:53,924 But they were all familiars. 222 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,009 People who work with them. 223 00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:59,930 Oh. And by "them," you mean vampires, right? 224 00:27:59,972 --> 00:28:02,266 Say, so how do you kill these bloodsuckers, tough guy? 225 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:05,310 Maybe you could give us a few pointers. You can stake 'em, right? 226 00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:07,604 What about sunlight? I mean, they ain't feelin' sunlight, right? 227 00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:08,856 What about crosses? 228 00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:10,774 Do they still work, Wilson, in this day and age? 229 00:28:10,816 --> 00:28:14,570 I don't know, Ray. I mean, what if mister homey vampire is, like, Jewish? 230 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:17,656 That's a good point. 231 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:21,118 What about garlic? Does that work on Hindu vampires? 232 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:24,162 Or do you need, like, saffron or some shit? 233 00:28:24,246 --> 00:28:26,832 - That was quick. - Thank you. 234 00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:35,132 You can keep doing your song and dance as long as you want, Blade. 235 00:28:35,174 --> 00:28:36,717 It's not gonna play. 236 00:28:37,134 --> 00:28:39,219 We know what you are. 237 00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:41,054 You're a stone-cold killer. 238 00:28:41,138 --> 00:28:42,806 And you're sick as fuck. 239 00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:45,434 Let's leave the diagnosis to the professionals. 240 00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:48,353 Hello, Blade. 241 00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:50,230 My name is Dr. Vance. 242 00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:54,067 I've been charged with giving you a psychiatric evaluation. 243 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:58,405 Gentlemen, would you mind giving us just a couple of minutes alone? 244 00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,282 He's all yours. 245 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,382 I know you must find this very frightening... 246 00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:21,053 ...but I want you to know that I'm here to help. 247 00:29:22,179 --> 00:29:23,847 And in order for me to do that, 248 00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:28,143 I'm gonna have to ask you a couple of questions, okay? 249 00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:32,856 You know, Blade- the darndest thing. 250 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:37,903 I was signing in at security, and, uh, couldn't remember the date. 251 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,031 Do you know what day it is? 252 00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:49,706 How about the President? You know who that is. 253 00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:51,834 Who's in the White House right now? 254 00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:53,877 An asshole. 255 00:29:57,214 --> 00:30:00,551 I think somebody here wants to talk about vampires. 256 00:30:02,928 --> 00:30:04,429 Vampires. 257 00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:09,893 For everyone else, it's kind of silly. 258 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:15,232 I had a set of wax teeth when I was seven years old. 259 00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:18,735 It was fun. 260 00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:21,738 I could be somebody else. 261 00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:26,076 But I want to hear you talk about vampires. 262 00:30:27,286 --> 00:30:29,079 What can you tell me about them? 263 00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:33,041 They exist. 264 00:30:34,418 --> 00:30:35,752 Are you one of them? 265 00:30:39,256 --> 00:30:42,926 Sometimes... the scariest monster of all... 266 00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:46,471 ...is the one in the mirror. 267 00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:53,145 Tell me about blood. 268 00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:55,147 When you drink blood, 269 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:58,150 do you ever feel sexually aroused? 270 00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:06,617 Just strikes me that this business of vampirism 271 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:12,706 has a very strong element of sexual confusion. 272 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,835 Nuzzling into someone's neck. 273 00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:20,047 A nocturnal visit. 274 00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:25,552 It promises a... delicious physical intimacy. 275 00:31:29,181 --> 00:31:32,768 The very sweet taste of saliva... 276 00:31:32,851 --> 00:31:34,394 mixed with skin. 277 00:31:36,855 --> 00:31:38,524 Sounds good to me. 278 00:31:39,858 --> 00:31:41,652 Where's it come from? 279 00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:43,362 That's what I wanna know. 280 00:31:44,947 --> 00:31:49,743 And I'm starting to wonder what your relationship with your mother was like. 281 00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:54,081 Were the two of you very close? 282 00:32:02,673 --> 00:32:03,882 He's psychotic. 283 00:32:03,966 --> 00:32:04,967 No shit. 284 00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:06,218 For his safety and for the public's, 285 00:32:06,301 --> 00:32:08,595 I'm recommending that he be transferred immediately to County Psychiatric- 286 00:32:08,679 --> 00:32:10,430 Fuck that! That man is my prisoner. 287 00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:12,724 He's wanted in connection with a laundry list of federal crimes. 288 00:32:12,808 --> 00:32:15,060 Hold on, gentlemen. We're in my jurisdiction now. 289 00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:17,563 You got a problem with that, you talk to the local magistrate. 290 00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:19,523 - That man is my prisoner! - The call has already been made. 291 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:20,858 Don't fuck with my thing! 292 00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:23,652 There's a team from the hospital effecting the transfer immediately. 293 00:32:23,735 --> 00:32:25,654 You're supposed to be working with us on this, Chief. 294 00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:26,697 Not this time. 295 00:32:32,077 --> 00:32:35,873 This is just a little something to keep you compliant. 296 00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:41,003 The usual dose for this sort of thing is two, three hundred milligrams, 297 00:32:41,086 --> 00:32:46,091 but I think with a big, strapping hybrid like yourself, 298 00:32:46,175 --> 00:32:48,677 I'll kick it up to a couple thousand. 299 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,221 You don't have a problem with needles, do ya? 300 00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:55,058 There. 301 00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:56,560 That wasn't so bad, was it? 302 00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:00,647 Ooh, you're weak. 303 00:33:01,398 --> 00:33:03,233 In need of your serum. 304 00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:05,986 That must be a bad feeling. 305 00:33:07,362 --> 00:33:09,948 I mean, who would've imagined 306 00:33:10,032 --> 00:33:13,076 that a mere human like me could overpower you. 307 00:33:15,787 --> 00:33:17,831 You're one of them. 308 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:20,834 A familiar. 309 00:33:24,796 --> 00:33:26,924 Going on five years now. 310 00:33:30,636 --> 00:33:32,638 It's the endgame, Blade. 311 00:33:33,263 --> 00:33:35,724 All their plans are coming to fruition. 312 00:33:36,475 --> 00:33:40,395 Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show? 313 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:51,573 I hate familiars. 314 00:34:01,124 --> 00:34:03,961 It's why we're still alive, goddamn it. 315 00:34:04,211 --> 00:34:06,505 You're like a son to me. 316 00:34:08,799 --> 00:34:13,095 Sorry I got old on ya. 317 00:34:14,304 --> 00:34:18,642 I see you alone, surrounded by enemies. 318 00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:20,686 It breaks my heart. 319 00:34:46,962 --> 00:34:48,255 Hi, Blade. 320 00:34:48,338 --> 00:34:50,132 So glad to finally meet you. 321 00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:52,176 I am such a fan. 322 00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:55,512 I like your tattoos. 323 00:34:56,430 --> 00:34:57,973 Do they mean anything? 324 00:34:59,183 --> 00:35:00,392 Stupid. 325 00:35:01,059 --> 00:35:02,728 Are you okay? 326 00:35:02,811 --> 00:35:04,521 Are you tired? 327 00:35:06,565 --> 00:35:07,608 You're weak. 328 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:14,990 We moved the humans around. 329 00:35:15,616 --> 00:35:17,242 Like pawns. 330 00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:19,828 We used them... 331 00:35:20,621 --> 00:35:22,206 ...to flush you out. 332 00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:32,883 You're not so big. 333 00:35:35,093 --> 00:35:36,970 You're all alone, Blade. 334 00:35:37,971 --> 00:35:40,098 No one's gonna help you now. 335 00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:03,789 - Evening, ladies. - Hannibal King! 336 00:36:07,793 --> 00:36:09,253 Wake up, Blade. This is your rescue. 337 00:36:57,885 --> 00:36:58,969 Go! 338 00:37:46,475 --> 00:37:47,768 Freeze! 339 00:38:01,907 --> 00:38:03,075 Whistler! 340 00:38:04,243 --> 00:38:05,619 This way! 341 00:38:13,919 --> 00:38:15,379 Blade! 342 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:16,922 You're dead! 343 00:38:17,631 --> 00:38:18,799 Get down! 344 00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:27,224 Blade. 345 00:38:34,857 --> 00:38:36,108 Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 346 00:38:36,191 --> 00:38:37,192 Where are you going? 347 00:38:37,276 --> 00:38:38,944 Where the fuck is he going? 348 00:38:39,027 --> 00:38:41,238 This is supposed to be a rescue! 349 00:38:47,494 --> 00:38:48,620 Get back, get back! 350 00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:52,875 We're pinned down. 351 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:54,084 I can't shoot around corners. 352 00:38:54,126 --> 00:38:55,210 I can. 353 00:39:34,082 --> 00:39:36,001 Aah! 354 00:39:58,565 --> 00:40:00,817 Okay. We're fucked. 355 00:40:00,901 --> 00:40:02,027 We're fine. 356 00:40:15,874 --> 00:40:17,918 Forgot my sword. 357 00:40:26,718 --> 00:40:28,428 Whoo! Come on! 358 00:40:43,026 --> 00:40:44,361 Abby. 359 00:40:47,155 --> 00:40:48,824 Aah! 360 00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:52,536 We got him. 361 00:40:52,578 --> 00:40:54,204 We'll be there soon. 362 00:40:54,288 --> 00:40:56,039 Who the hell are you people? 363 00:40:56,081 --> 00:40:58,917 Well, my name is Hannibal King. 364 00:40:59,001 --> 00:41:01,336 And this little hellion right here is Abigail. 365 00:41:01,879 --> 00:41:03,213 Whistler's daughter. 366 00:41:15,809 --> 00:41:18,478 I thought the vampires killed Whistler's family. 367 00:41:18,562 --> 00:41:22,107 They did. I was born later out of wedlock. 368 00:41:24,193 --> 00:41:26,403 When I came of age, I tracked my dad down, 369 00:41:26,486 --> 00:41:27,905 and I told him I wanted in. 370 00:41:27,946 --> 00:41:30,449 Been doing it ever since. 371 00:41:37,164 --> 00:41:39,208 Welcome to the honeycomb hideout. 372 00:41:40,334 --> 00:41:42,336 How do you bankroll this operation? 373 00:41:42,419 --> 00:41:43,879 I date a lot of older men. 374 00:41:45,297 --> 00:41:47,257 Come on, man, I'm joking. 375 00:41:47,341 --> 00:41:49,051 You met Dex. 376 00:41:49,134 --> 00:41:50,427 This is Hedges. 377 00:41:50,511 --> 00:41:53,388 Sommerfield- she's the one who built that new serum inhaler of yours. 378 00:41:53,472 --> 00:41:58,602 That runt you saw earlier, that was Sommerfield's daughter Zoe. 379 00:42:00,687 --> 00:42:02,481 We call ourselves the Nightstalkers. 380 00:42:03,232 --> 00:42:06,610 Hmm. Sounds like rejects from a Saturday morning cartoon. 381 00:42:06,693 --> 00:42:10,489 We were gonna go with the Care Bears, but, uh, that was taken. 382 00:42:14,076 --> 00:42:15,244 How many of you are there? 383 00:42:15,327 --> 00:42:16,453 There's enough. 384 00:42:16,495 --> 00:42:18,163 We operate in sleeper cells. 385 00:42:18,247 --> 00:42:20,666 When one goes down, another cell activates to pick up the slack. 386 00:42:20,749 --> 00:42:23,544 Consider us your reinforcements. 387 00:42:24,837 --> 00:42:27,339 What, you amateurs are supposed to be helping me? 388 00:42:29,508 --> 00:42:30,926 You? 389 00:42:32,010 --> 00:42:33,345 Look at you. 390 00:42:33,428 --> 00:42:34,680 You're kids. 391 00:42:35,514 --> 00:42:37,099 You're not ready to roll with this. 392 00:42:37,683 --> 00:42:39,685 I mean, look at the way you're dressed. 393 00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:42,479 What, that's supposed to be tactical? 394 00:42:43,355 --> 00:42:45,524 What is this? What is that? "Fuck you. " 395 00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:47,025 It's a joke, huh? 396 00:42:47,776 --> 00:42:50,153 What the fuck is wrong with y'all? Y'all think this is a joke? 397 00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:52,865 You think this is a fucking sitcom? 398 00:42:53,365 --> 00:42:55,951 Okay, first off, that's just rude. 399 00:42:56,034 --> 00:42:59,872 Second, I'm pretty sure we saved your ass back there. 400 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:04,168 I'm impressed. 401 00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:07,379 Look, Blade, my father meant for us to help you. 402 00:43:07,462 --> 00:43:10,382 Like it or not, we are all you got. 403 00:43:10,966 --> 00:43:13,677 What the hell makes you think you know about hunting vampires? 404 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,514 Well, here's for starters. 405 00:43:18,265 --> 00:43:19,683 I used to be one. 406 00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:22,519 Do I pass the audition? 407 00:43:24,354 --> 00:43:25,689 Rookies. 408 00:43:26,523 --> 00:43:28,901 Fucking Hannibal King! 409 00:43:28,984 --> 00:43:32,696 I should've ripped his bleeding heart out when I had the chance! 410 00:43:34,072 --> 00:43:35,365 Ugh! 411 00:43:37,159 --> 00:43:38,535 Ugh! 412 00:43:40,454 --> 00:43:42,206 We had Blade. 413 00:43:42,289 --> 00:43:43,665 We had him! 414 00:43:43,749 --> 00:43:45,042 Ugh! 415 00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:48,587 And don't tell me "I told you so," Asher. 416 00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:50,589 What's wrong, half pint? You need a time out? 417 00:43:50,672 --> 00:43:51,840 Blow me. 418 00:43:53,258 --> 00:43:55,469 We got caught with our pants down. 419 00:43:55,552 --> 00:43:56,887 Pants down? 420 00:43:56,970 --> 00:44:00,140 They pretty much fucking ass-raped us. 421 00:44:00,224 --> 00:44:01,642 Oh, you loved it. 422 00:44:01,725 --> 00:44:03,352 Has he been told? 423 00:44:04,102 --> 00:44:06,021 About your failure? 424 00:44:07,231 --> 00:44:08,232 Yes. 425 00:44:10,108 --> 00:44:12,236 Maybe it's time I joined the game. 426 00:44:19,201 --> 00:44:22,496 You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? 427 00:44:23,247 --> 00:44:26,250 You see her and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, 428 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:30,379 but you still manage to ask for her number. 429 00:44:30,462 --> 00:44:32,422 Well, that's all I ever hook up with. 430 00:44:32,506 --> 00:44:34,258 But this betty... 431 00:44:35,217 --> 00:44:39,555 Whoa! She blew 'em all away in the shitstorm sweepstakes. 432 00:44:40,055 --> 00:44:41,765 Her name is Danica Talos. 433 00:44:41,849 --> 00:44:43,433 You met her earlier. 434 00:44:43,517 --> 00:44:47,020 And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina. 435 00:44:49,815 --> 00:44:51,358 Moving on. 436 00:44:51,441 --> 00:44:54,361 The man on her left is her brother Asher, 437 00:44:54,444 --> 00:44:57,990 and this walking diaper stain is Jarko Grimwood. 438 00:44:58,073 --> 00:44:59,700 I picked Danica up in a bar 439 00:44:59,783 --> 00:45:01,994 and spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck 440 00:45:02,077 --> 00:45:04,538 as her little vampire cabana boy. 441 00:45:04,621 --> 00:45:07,082 Eventually, Abigail found me. 442 00:45:07,165 --> 00:45:10,794 Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. 443 00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:15,257 And that's basically turning a frown upside-down. 444 00:45:17,092 --> 00:45:19,303 We need to pool our resources, Blade. 445 00:45:20,179 --> 00:45:21,305 "We"? 446 00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:24,683 Yeah, we. 447 00:45:25,517 --> 00:45:27,352 He's come back. 448 00:45:29,897 --> 00:45:31,356 Take a look at this. 449 00:45:36,528 --> 00:45:37,946 You gotta be kidding me. 450 00:45:44,870 --> 00:45:46,705 Where'd you guys get this stuff? 451 00:45:46,788 --> 00:45:50,167 I stole most of it. Danica had a huge collection. 452 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:55,255 You got stonework, ironwork, weaponry, art. 453 00:45:56,381 --> 00:45:59,384 It's this stuff that shows up everywhere. This symbol, this glyph- 454 00:45:59,468 --> 00:46:00,594 It's on everything in here. 455 00:46:01,637 --> 00:46:04,014 He is real. You dig beneath all the- the myths, 456 00:46:04,056 --> 00:46:08,185 all the layers of bullshit that have cluttered our culture for the last 500 years, 457 00:46:08,268 --> 00:46:10,562 and eventually you're gonna strike the truth. 458 00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:13,482 So the movies are true. 459 00:46:13,565 --> 00:46:17,861 The movies are just a comforting fairy tale compared to the real deal. 460 00:46:17,945 --> 00:46:19,696 Bram Stoker- he wrote a good yarn, 461 00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:22,950 but the events that he described back in 1897- 462 00:46:23,033 --> 00:46:25,577 God. That was just a tiny piece of the mosaic. 463 00:46:25,661 --> 00:46:31,375 The real Dracula- his origins date back much, much earlier than that. 464 00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:32,709 How early? 465 00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:34,878 Try six or seven thousand years. 466 00:46:35,838 --> 00:46:37,047 This is a piece of his armor. 467 00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:40,634 With it, we were able to extrapolate a basic idea of what this fucker looked like. 468 00:46:40,717 --> 00:46:41,927 Check this out. 469 00:46:43,095 --> 00:46:45,597 Dracula's only one of the names he's gone by. 470 00:46:45,681 --> 00:46:49,977 The Babylonians worshipped him as Dagon, and now they call him Drake. 471 00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:53,397 If you believe in the legends, he was born in ancient Sumeria. 472 00:47:02,030 --> 00:47:05,951 Nobody really knows the specifics of his origin, but we do know this. 473 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,498 He was the first of his kind. 474 00:47:12,541 --> 00:47:16,170 The patriarch of hominus nocturna. 475 00:47:21,592 --> 00:47:24,052 He was born perfect. 476 00:47:27,014 --> 00:47:31,977 And just like the great white shark, this guy has never had to evolve. 477 00:47:32,561 --> 00:47:34,188 Forget the movies, forget the books. 478 00:47:34,271 --> 00:47:35,939 There's no happy ending with this guy. 479 00:47:38,567 --> 00:47:40,736 He's been there, moving behind the scenes, 480 00:47:40,819 --> 00:47:45,240 cutting a bloody fucking path through the ages, until suddenly... 481 00:47:47,659 --> 00:47:48,827 ...just like that... 482 00:47:52,539 --> 00:47:54,833 ...he up and disappeared. 483 00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:56,585 And then we heard a rumor. 484 00:47:56,668 --> 00:47:58,795 The vampires were searching for him. 485 00:47:58,879 --> 00:48:01,298 Some say he'd been sleeping through the ages, 486 00:48:01,381 --> 00:48:04,468 that he'd retreated from a world he'd become disgusted with. 487 00:48:04,551 --> 00:48:08,764 And according to our information, they found him in Iraq about six months ago. 488 00:48:08,847 --> 00:48:10,641 And he was pissed. 489 00:48:35,541 --> 00:48:38,836 Don't try to use my name, that's fatal 490 00:48:38,877 --> 00:48:41,588 Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal 491 00:48:41,672 --> 00:48:44,800 About to raise the pain, that's fatal 492 00:48:44,883 --> 00:48:47,803 Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal 493 00:48:47,886 --> 00:48:50,681 About to raise the pain, that's fatal 494 00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:54,268 Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal 495 00:49:07,739 --> 00:49:10,033 In the window... 496 00:49:10,075 --> 00:49:12,452 You sell vampire merchandise? 497 00:49:14,788 --> 00:49:15,998 Uh, yeah. 498 00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:17,499 Look around. 499 00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:19,209 We might have a few things. 500 00:49:22,171 --> 00:49:23,839 We've got Dracula lunchboxes. 501 00:49:23,922 --> 00:49:25,257 Did you see those? 502 00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:28,927 There's bobble heads, key chains. 503 00:49:29,011 --> 00:49:30,053 This is funny. 504 00:49:35,017 --> 00:49:37,728 That garlic gets me every time. 505 00:49:38,729 --> 00:49:41,440 We've got just about anything. 506 00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:44,359 Even vampire vibrators. 507 00:49:46,612 --> 00:49:48,322 Here. Check this out. 508 00:49:51,116 --> 00:49:52,492 Dra-cola. 509 00:49:53,452 --> 00:49:55,078 Makes you want to cry, doesn't it? 510 00:50:03,337 --> 00:50:06,215 Was there something special you needed? 511 00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:09,176 Hey, guy. 512 00:50:10,052 --> 00:50:11,553 She's talkin' to ya. 513 00:50:19,269 --> 00:50:20,812 What? 514 00:50:20,896 --> 00:50:22,814 You wanna kiss me, pretty boy? 515 00:50:22,898 --> 00:50:25,359 Aah! 516 00:50:25,442 --> 00:50:26,568 No! 517 00:50:26,652 --> 00:50:28,779 Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal 518 00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:32,115 About to raise the pain, that's fatal 519 00:50:32,157 --> 00:50:34,409 Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal 520 00:50:34,493 --> 00:50:39,623 Aah! 521 00:50:39,790 --> 00:50:43,043 Aah! 522 00:50:50,425 --> 00:50:53,804 Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal 523 00:50:54,513 --> 00:50:55,597 Why wake up Drake now? 524 00:50:55,681 --> 00:50:57,766 That's exactly what we've been trying to figure out. 525 00:50:57,850 --> 00:50:59,142 When I was under the fang, 526 00:50:59,226 --> 00:51:03,230 there used to be talk about some kind of vampire final solution. 527 00:51:03,313 --> 00:51:05,274 But I could never figure out why they'd want to destroy their food source. 528 00:51:05,357 --> 00:51:07,317 I mean, that makes no sense, right? 529 00:51:07,359 --> 00:51:08,986 They've always had plans for the human race, 530 00:51:09,069 --> 00:51:11,530 and it seems likely that whatever they're cooking up, 531 00:51:11,613 --> 00:51:13,407 Drake's return is part of it. 532 00:51:13,490 --> 00:51:14,449 Let's face it. 533 00:51:14,533 --> 00:51:16,660 We are fighting a losing battle here. 534 00:51:16,702 --> 00:51:19,246 So we kill a few hundred of them a year- big deal. 535 00:51:19,329 --> 00:51:22,291 There are thousands of them out there, maybe tens of thousands. 536 00:51:22,374 --> 00:51:23,584 We need a new tactic. 537 00:51:23,667 --> 00:51:24,835 Like what? 538 00:51:24,918 --> 00:51:26,420 A biological weapon. 539 00:51:28,088 --> 00:51:29,590 For you sighted people... 540 00:51:32,217 --> 00:51:34,303 ...here's a little show and tell. 541 00:51:34,386 --> 00:51:36,930 For the last year, I've been working with synthesized DNA 542 00:51:37,014 --> 00:51:40,976 in order to create an artificial virus targeted specifically at vampires. 543 00:51:41,059 --> 00:51:43,145 We're calling it DayStar. 544 00:51:43,228 --> 00:51:44,813 Think about it, Blade. 545 00:51:45,522 --> 00:51:48,066 We could wipe 'em all out in one single move. 546 00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:49,860 So what's been holding you back? 547 00:51:49,902 --> 00:51:52,279 The lethality in vampires is still spotty. 548 00:51:52,362 --> 00:51:55,490 The bottom line is we need a better strand of DNA to work with. 549 00:51:56,366 --> 00:51:58,368 We need Dracula's blood. 550 00:51:58,452 --> 00:52:01,038 Because Dracula is the progenitor of the vampire race, 551 00:52:01,121 --> 00:52:03,540 his DNA is still pure. 552 00:52:03,582 --> 00:52:08,212 It hasn't been diluted by a hundred generations of selective mutation. 553 00:52:08,295 --> 00:52:14,092 We get his blood, we can boost DayStar's viral efficacy to 100%. 554 00:52:14,176 --> 00:52:16,345 All the vampires go bye-bye. 555 00:52:17,554 --> 00:52:20,516 So, can we just go right ahead and sign you up 556 00:52:20,599 --> 00:52:22,851 for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings? 557 00:52:28,732 --> 00:52:29,775 Oh. 558 00:52:29,858 --> 00:52:31,235 Holy shit. 559 00:52:31,276 --> 00:52:34,029 Um, gentlemen and hottie, 560 00:52:34,112 --> 00:52:36,907 uh, we have a wide assortment of ass-kickery 561 00:52:36,990 --> 00:52:38,992 for your viewing pleasure today. 562 00:52:39,076 --> 00:52:42,788 Electronic pistol- comes in a variety of tasty calibers. 563 00:52:43,789 --> 00:52:45,207 Explosive rounds. 564 00:52:45,290 --> 00:52:47,417 Yeah, but with a concentrated burst of UV light 565 00:52:47,501 --> 00:52:49,461 instead of your standard hollow points. 566 00:52:49,545 --> 00:52:51,255 I call 'em sun dogs. 567 00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:54,550 Hedges. Super-size me, sweetheart. 568 00:52:57,010 --> 00:52:59,429 This little pea shooter- it's a modified version 569 00:52:59,471 --> 00:53:02,224 of the Army's objective individual combat weapon. 570 00:53:02,307 --> 00:53:04,017 Pick your poison- sun dogs, stakes, 571 00:53:04,101 --> 00:53:05,602 heat-seeking mini rockets. 572 00:53:05,686 --> 00:53:09,022 Basically, whatever gets you hard, this puppy'll pump 'em out. 573 00:53:09,106 --> 00:53:12,067 Course, it doesn't have the range of a sword, but... 574 00:53:13,777 --> 00:53:14,862 Oh, God. 575 00:53:14,945 --> 00:53:17,322 Over here, we, um- 576 00:53:17,406 --> 00:53:21,118 we call this the UV Arc. 577 00:53:21,159 --> 00:53:23,328 Whoa. Sorry. 578 00:53:23,412 --> 00:53:26,290 The two points are connected by a powerful UV laser- 579 00:53:26,331 --> 00:53:28,375 - Hedges, I'll take it from here. - Yes. 580 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,628 This bad boy is half as hot as the sun. 581 00:53:31,670 --> 00:53:35,007 It can cut through vampires like a knife through butter. 582 00:53:35,090 --> 00:53:38,427 We're still trying to sort out fact from fiction when it comes to Dracula. 583 00:53:38,510 --> 00:53:40,804 Turning into mist? Kinda doubt it. 584 00:53:40,888 --> 00:53:44,391 General shape-shifting? Maybe. 585 00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:47,686 Not into a bat or a wolf or anything like that, 586 00:53:47,769 --> 00:53:51,690 but another human, with practice, could be possible. 587 00:53:52,566 --> 00:53:55,235 Because he wouldn't have a traditional skeletal structure. 588 00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:58,572 Something more like a snake's, with thousands of tiny bones- 589 00:53:58,655 --> 00:54:02,117 I have a- I have a question about that, Hedges. 590 00:54:02,201 --> 00:54:04,036 Have you ever been laid? 591 00:54:04,870 --> 00:54:06,622 Many times. 592 00:54:06,705 --> 00:54:07,789 With ladies. 593 00:54:09,708 --> 00:54:11,251 Time for a little pressure. 594 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,671 The weakest link in the vampire chain of command 595 00:54:14,713 --> 00:54:16,798 has always been their familiars. 596 00:54:16,882 --> 00:54:19,134 Since the vampires can't go out in the daylight, 597 00:54:19,218 --> 00:54:22,012 they get the humans to do all their dirty work. 598 00:54:22,095 --> 00:54:23,972 We bleed the wannabes... 599 00:54:24,681 --> 00:54:26,892 Sooner or later, they'll take us right to the real. 600 00:54:27,559 --> 00:54:29,186 I got you some new wheels. 601 00:54:29,269 --> 00:54:30,687 You take care of it now. 602 00:54:37,778 --> 00:54:39,154 She's making playlists. 603 00:54:40,030 --> 00:54:42,074 She likes to listen to MP3s when she hunts. 604 00:54:42,157 --> 00:54:44,535 It's like her own internal soundtrack, you know? 605 00:54:44,618 --> 00:54:48,664 Dark core, trip hop, whatever kids are listening to these days. 606 00:54:49,373 --> 00:54:52,209 Me, I'm more of a David Hasselhoff fan, you know? 607 00:54:54,044 --> 00:54:56,296 Come on, come on like that, ya'll 608 00:54:58,298 --> 00:55:00,425 Come on, come on, like that, y'all 609 00:55:01,510 --> 00:55:03,470 Let me see you say ho 610 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,369 Let me see you say ho 611 00:55:32,291 --> 00:55:36,170 Aah! 612 00:55:40,174 --> 00:55:41,967 Ah! Aah! 613 00:55:47,764 --> 00:55:50,267 Eventually, you know, your head is gonna pop off. 614 00:55:50,350 --> 00:55:52,644 Fuck! No, no! Please, please! Please. 615 00:55:52,728 --> 00:55:53,937 Who's your handler? 616 00:55:54,021 --> 00:55:55,564 I don't know my fucking handler. 617 00:55:55,647 --> 00:55:57,399 I swear. I swear! 618 00:55:57,482 --> 00:55:59,693 Oh, shit! Please! Please! 619 00:56:04,489 --> 00:56:05,991 Oh, it's you. 620 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:07,784 I'll take that. 621 00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:09,620 Come on! 622 00:56:09,703 --> 00:56:11,205 Let's go! Come on! 623 00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:17,669 Hello? 624 00:56:19,254 --> 00:56:21,715 Hello, this is Dr. Vance. You paged me. 625 00:56:23,175 --> 00:56:24,134 It's for you. 626 00:56:24,218 --> 00:56:25,594 Yeah, go ahead. 627 00:56:26,178 --> 00:56:27,846 Hello? 628 00:56:27,930 --> 00:56:30,307 Aah! 629 00:56:31,099 --> 00:56:32,809 You know, at some point, you, uh, 630 00:56:32,893 --> 00:56:35,270 you might want to consider sitting down with somebody. 631 00:56:35,354 --> 00:56:37,314 You know? Have a little share time? 632 00:56:37,356 --> 00:56:39,691 Kick back? Get in touch with your inner child? 633 00:56:39,775 --> 00:56:40,776 That sort of thing? 634 00:56:40,859 --> 00:56:45,364 Also- just a thought- but you might wanna consider blinking once in a while. 635 00:56:50,369 --> 00:56:54,414 I'm sorry, I, uh, I ate a lot of sugar today. 636 00:57:11,723 --> 00:57:12,724 Hey. 637 00:57:12,808 --> 00:57:15,060 You just can't walk in here like- aah! 638 00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:24,027 Excuse me, sir. 639 00:57:31,243 --> 00:57:32,494 Don't do that. 640 00:57:50,304 --> 00:57:51,305 Where's Vance? 641 00:57:51,388 --> 00:57:53,473 I'm sorry, but you can't see Dr. Vance right now. 642 00:58:02,649 --> 00:58:03,817 Sit. 643 00:58:08,697 --> 00:58:10,032 Can I, uh, can I help you? 644 00:58:10,073 --> 00:58:12,201 Remember me? Time for payback. 645 00:58:12,284 --> 00:58:14,620 All right, Vance, what the hell do you know? 646 00:58:17,289 --> 00:58:18,373 Oh, Jesus. 647 00:58:18,457 --> 00:58:19,625 It's him. 648 00:58:19,708 --> 00:58:21,418 Abby. It's Drake! 649 00:58:27,633 --> 00:58:29,760 Aah! 650 00:58:37,017 --> 00:58:39,645 So, you're the hunter they all fear. 651 00:58:39,728 --> 00:58:41,230 I had a feeling about you. 652 00:58:41,313 --> 00:58:42,523 Just shoot him! 653 00:58:42,606 --> 00:58:44,233 Go ahead, Blade. 654 00:58:44,316 --> 00:58:45,609 Show me what you're made of. 655 00:58:45,692 --> 00:58:46,735 Aah! 656 01:00:15,741 --> 01:00:18,202 Aah! Oh, my God! 657 01:00:18,285 --> 01:00:20,412 He got my baby! 658 01:00:20,495 --> 01:00:23,332 Aah! No! My baby! 659 01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:25,018 Ah, careful, Daywalker. 660 01:01:25,102 --> 01:01:27,062 I've been told about you. 661 01:01:27,145 --> 01:01:29,189 Your weakness for humans. 662 01:01:29,273 --> 01:01:30,816 Why'd you kill Vance? 663 01:01:30,899 --> 01:01:33,151 He'd outlived his purpose. 664 01:01:33,694 --> 01:01:34,778 He died a good death. 665 01:01:35,112 --> 01:01:36,822 Quick, clean. 666 01:01:36,905 --> 01:01:38,907 I wouldn't know anything about that. 667 01:01:38,991 --> 01:01:40,325 You will. 668 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,788 How are you able to survive in sunlight? 669 01:01:44,830 --> 01:01:47,124 Haven't you read Stoker's fable? 670 01:01:48,125 --> 01:01:50,836 I was the first of the vampires. 671 01:01:52,296 --> 01:01:54,047 I am unique. 672 01:01:54,131 --> 01:01:55,632 So that's why they brought you back. 673 01:01:55,716 --> 01:01:57,050 Of course. 674 01:01:57,134 --> 01:02:00,220 They believe through me they could become Daywalkers. 675 01:02:05,684 --> 01:02:07,227 Look at them down there. 676 01:02:07,311 --> 01:02:10,147 Scurrying around like insects. 677 01:02:10,731 --> 01:02:14,359 They don't know anything about honor or living by the sword, 678 01:02:14,443 --> 01:02:16,069 not like you and I do. 679 01:02:16,612 --> 01:02:20,115 Do you think they could ever grasp what it means to be immortal? 680 01:02:20,199 --> 01:02:21,491 You're not immortal. 681 01:02:22,242 --> 01:02:25,871 I must've heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. 682 01:02:26,538 --> 01:02:29,416 Each one of them have tasted the end of my sword. 683 01:02:29,499 --> 01:02:31,460 Perhaps I will too, then, 684 01:02:31,543 --> 01:02:35,172 but I think it is more likely the next time we meet, 685 01:02:35,214 --> 01:02:37,549 you fall before mine. 686 01:02:38,383 --> 01:02:39,635 Catch! 687 01:02:58,445 --> 01:02:59,905 Cootchie coo. 688 01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:02,950 Did you see that guy? 689 01:03:03,033 --> 01:03:04,576 We're gonna lose, man. We're gonna- 690 01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:06,912 Oh! God! 691 01:03:06,954 --> 01:03:08,914 We're gonna fucking lose! 692 01:03:10,374 --> 01:03:13,544 What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other? 693 01:03:13,585 --> 01:03:15,087 Shut up, King. 694 01:03:15,170 --> 01:03:17,172 See you in 28 days. 695 01:03:18,841 --> 01:03:19,883 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. 696 01:03:20,092 --> 01:03:21,718 What are you- what is that? What are you doing? 697 01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,262 It's an elastic protein, okay? 698 01:03:23,345 --> 01:03:24,763 It's gonna stop the hemorrhaging. 699 01:03:24,847 --> 01:03:25,973 Okay. 700 01:03:26,056 --> 01:03:27,182 Is it gonna hurt? 701 01:03:27,266 --> 01:03:29,101 Yeah, it's gonna sting a little. 702 01:03:29,142 --> 01:03:30,602 Really? 703 01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:34,898 Fuck me! 704 01:03:34,982 --> 01:03:36,149 Aah! 705 01:03:39,987 --> 01:03:41,822 I had a family once. 706 01:03:42,573 --> 01:03:44,950 Wife, two daughters. 707 01:03:49,288 --> 01:03:51,874 Then a drifter came calling one evening. 708 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:54,459 A vampire. 709 01:03:55,794 --> 01:03:58,046 He toyed with 'em first. 710 01:03:59,965 --> 01:04:03,927 Tried to make me decide which order they'd die in. 711 01:04:05,262 --> 01:04:07,472 I've been doing this a long time. 712 01:04:07,556 --> 01:04:09,808 Since before you were born. 713 01:04:10,934 --> 01:04:13,312 I don't want this life for you, Abby. 714 01:04:56,146 --> 01:04:57,439 Hey, Blade. 715 01:04:57,523 --> 01:05:00,192 I got a question for you. 716 01:05:00,275 --> 01:05:02,861 Say we're successful. Say we wipe out all the vampires. 717 01:05:02,945 --> 01:05:04,488 What then, huh? 718 01:05:05,239 --> 01:05:07,157 You ever ask yourself that? 719 01:05:08,242 --> 01:05:09,368 I mean, somehow, 720 01:05:09,451 --> 01:05:14,748 I- I don't picture you teaching karate at the local Y. 721 01:05:25,509 --> 01:05:27,135 He hates me, doesn't he? 722 01:05:27,219 --> 01:05:28,512 Yeah. 723 01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:41,108 Why do you wear that symbol? 724 01:05:45,404 --> 01:05:46,989 Old habits. 725 01:05:49,992 --> 01:05:52,661 I was a good Catholic schoolgirl... 726 01:05:54,663 --> 01:05:55,706 ...once. 727 01:05:55,747 --> 01:05:57,833 I was there when they crucified him. 728 01:06:00,210 --> 01:06:02,212 He died for their sins. 729 01:06:03,547 --> 01:06:04,798 Not mine. 730 01:06:06,258 --> 01:06:08,260 And what are your sins? 731 01:06:11,722 --> 01:06:13,891 Would you care to confess them? 732 01:06:17,978 --> 01:06:19,229 Take it off. 733 01:06:21,315 --> 01:06:22,733 Why? 734 01:06:23,317 --> 01:06:25,194 I will make you a better one. 735 01:06:51,470 --> 01:06:53,305 There's an old saying. 736 01:06:56,308 --> 01:06:59,561 Kill one man, you're a murderer... 737 01:07:00,312 --> 01:07:03,565 ...kill a million, a king. 738 01:07:05,484 --> 01:07:06,985 Kill 'em all... 739 01:07:08,237 --> 01:07:09,738 ...a god. 740 01:07:35,681 --> 01:07:37,099 Why do you do that? 741 01:07:37,891 --> 01:07:42,187 Because there's something bad inside of me. 742 01:07:43,689 --> 01:07:45,649 This keeps it from getting out. 743 01:07:45,732 --> 01:07:47,818 Why can't you just be nice? 744 01:07:53,448 --> 01:07:55,784 Because the world isn't nice. 745 01:08:01,540 --> 01:08:03,041 I found where the vampires are working. 746 01:08:03,375 --> 01:08:05,544 Biomedica Enterprises. 747 01:08:05,627 --> 01:08:08,422 They've been buying up all sorts of supplies. 748 01:08:08,505 --> 01:08:10,048 Check it out. 749 01:08:11,049 --> 01:08:12,759 Taq polymerase, 750 01:08:12,843 --> 01:08:15,721 bone marrow growth supplement, 751 01:08:15,762 --> 01:08:18,765 genetic sequencing enzymes. 752 01:08:19,933 --> 01:08:21,518 You want a party favor? 753 01:08:21,602 --> 01:08:23,145 Lucky seven. 754 01:08:23,228 --> 01:08:24,855 Silver hollow points. 755 01:08:24,897 --> 01:08:26,398 Done. 756 01:08:55,928 --> 01:08:57,221 You wanted to see me? 757 01:08:58,096 --> 01:08:59,431 We've got trouble. 758 01:08:59,973 --> 01:09:02,267 Doing a little moonlighting, Chief? 759 01:09:02,309 --> 01:09:03,769 Shit! 760 01:09:15,447 --> 01:09:16,949 What are you doing here? 761 01:09:17,491 --> 01:09:18,534 Talk. 762 01:09:20,202 --> 01:09:21,245 Talk. 763 01:09:24,957 --> 01:09:26,333 Spill it! 764 01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:27,626 You know what we're doing. 765 01:09:28,377 --> 01:09:29,795 What's inside? 766 01:09:31,171 --> 01:09:33,173 Aah! 767 01:09:37,553 --> 01:09:40,305 Now, what's behind door number one? 768 01:09:42,307 --> 01:09:44,351 I can't tell you. They- they'll kill me. 769 01:09:44,434 --> 01:09:46,520 Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you. 770 01:09:46,603 --> 01:09:48,146 I'll just enjoy it better. 771 01:09:56,488 --> 01:09:57,990 You know the routine. 772 01:10:14,923 --> 01:10:16,175 Lights. 773 01:10:19,344 --> 01:10:20,470 God in Heaven. 774 01:10:36,361 --> 01:10:38,071 What is this place? 775 01:10:39,031 --> 01:10:41,074 It's a blood farming facility. 776 01:10:47,206 --> 01:10:51,335 Vampires decided that hunting humans on a piecemeal basis was... 777 01:10:51,376 --> 01:10:52,711 too inefficient. 778 01:10:53,712 --> 01:10:56,673 Why kill your prey when you can keep them alive? 779 01:10:59,885 --> 01:11:01,887 Under optimal conditions, a donor can generate 780 01:11:01,929 --> 01:11:04,723 anywhere from 50 to 100 pints of blood. 781 01:11:05,349 --> 01:11:07,017 Productive. 782 01:11:08,727 --> 01:11:10,354 Where do you get all these people? 783 01:11:12,022 --> 01:11:14,900 They got processing centers in every major city. 784 01:11:14,942 --> 01:11:17,152 At any given time, there's what, 785 01:11:17,236 --> 01:11:20,948 two, three million homeless wandering around America? 786 01:11:21,031 --> 01:11:22,908 They just pull 'em in off the streets. 787 01:11:24,910 --> 01:11:26,703 Nobody cares about them. 788 01:11:27,829 --> 01:11:30,290 We're doing this country a service, really. 789 01:11:33,168 --> 01:11:35,420 Vampire final solution. 790 01:11:36,421 --> 01:11:38,465 Are they aware? 791 01:11:38,549 --> 01:11:40,509 Do they feel anything? 792 01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:43,470 They're in a chemical-induced coma. 793 01:11:43,554 --> 01:11:45,055 They're brain dead. 794 01:11:48,851 --> 01:11:50,269 Look at this. 795 01:11:50,936 --> 01:11:52,646 This the future you want? 796 01:11:52,729 --> 01:11:57,109 Don't you think that they have a place for you in their future? 797 01:11:57,818 --> 01:11:59,444 We don't have a choice! 798 01:12:00,445 --> 01:12:02,948 They're going to win. Can't you see that? 799 01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:04,700 He's come back! 800 01:12:04,783 --> 01:12:07,035 There's nothing stopping them now. 801 01:12:07,119 --> 01:12:08,620 There's me. 802 01:12:09,788 --> 01:12:10,998 Go! 803 01:12:12,249 --> 01:12:14,459 You got 20 seconds. 804 01:12:17,296 --> 01:12:18,714 Twenty. 805 01:12:25,262 --> 01:12:27,556 Shutdown password- what is it? 806 01:12:27,639 --> 01:12:29,391 Harvest. 807 01:12:30,517 --> 01:12:31,518 Put it in. 808 01:12:47,534 --> 01:12:48,660 Let's go. 809 01:13:01,215 --> 01:13:04,134 Where'd you go? See? I turned my back on you. 810 01:13:04,176 --> 01:13:06,887 - Oh! You win. - One more, one more. 811 01:13:06,970 --> 01:13:10,724 "Now, Nome King, having never tried to be good, 812 01:13:10,807 --> 01:13:13,519 was very bad indeed. " 813 01:13:14,645 --> 01:13:17,481 "Having decided to conquer the land of Oz 814 01:13:17,523 --> 01:13:21,193 and to destroy the Emerald City... " 815 01:13:28,033 --> 01:13:29,576 This ain't no video game. 816 01:13:29,743 --> 01:13:31,078 This ain't no video game. 817 01:13:35,123 --> 01:13:36,166 Come on, now. 818 01:14:02,568 --> 01:14:05,612 Dude, you're dead. 819 01:14:13,203 --> 01:14:15,539 Mom, the lights are weird. 820 01:14:17,082 --> 01:14:18,417 What do you mean? 821 01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:19,960 They're going on and off. 822 01:14:23,422 --> 01:14:25,090 Guys? 823 01:14:26,550 --> 01:14:29,720 Zoe, I want you to go, and I want you to hide, okay? 824 01:14:29,761 --> 01:14:32,347 Like we talked about. Go on. 825 01:15:09,301 --> 01:15:10,761 Zoe? 826 01:15:11,595 --> 01:15:13,597 Get out of here, Zoe! 827 01:15:14,223 --> 01:15:15,224 Hide! 828 01:15:15,307 --> 01:15:17,059 Goddamn it, Zoe! 829 01:15:18,477 --> 01:15:20,896 Goddamn it! 830 01:17:06,418 --> 01:17:11,048 Aah! 831 01:17:47,292 --> 01:17:52,589 Aah! 832 01:18:09,064 --> 01:18:10,816 Something's not right. 833 01:18:16,154 --> 01:18:17,364 King! 834 01:19:24,389 --> 01:19:25,098 Zoe? 835 01:20:06,932 --> 01:20:08,392 Zoe. 836 01:20:09,393 --> 01:20:10,978 Zoe? 837 01:20:13,230 --> 01:20:14,398 Whistler. 838 01:21:30,682 --> 01:21:32,267 Use it. 839 01:21:34,686 --> 01:21:36,021 Use it. 840 01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:42,152 Use it. 841 01:21:46,949 --> 01:21:49,826 Aah! 842 01:22:03,173 --> 01:22:04,800 Back off, pooch. 843 01:22:08,470 --> 01:22:10,889 Jesus Christ! 844 01:22:12,349 --> 01:22:13,934 What the fuck?! 845 01:22:14,017 --> 01:22:15,310 Good dog. 846 01:22:15,394 --> 01:22:17,938 What the fuck?! 847 01:22:21,149 --> 01:22:22,359 His name's Pac-Man. 848 01:22:23,443 --> 01:22:27,364 We've been porting the vampire gene into other species- experimenting. 849 01:22:27,406 --> 01:22:31,410 You made a goddamn vampire Pomeranian? 850 01:22:32,786 --> 01:22:33,996 Yeah. 851 01:22:40,043 --> 01:22:41,587 Precious, isn't he? 852 01:22:41,670 --> 01:22:43,881 Well, that depends who you ask, because clearly, 853 01:22:43,922 --> 01:22:45,966 this dog has a bigger dick than you. 854 01:22:47,092 --> 01:22:51,138 And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface? 855 01:22:52,389 --> 01:22:54,057 Ow! 856 01:22:54,099 --> 01:22:56,685 I was talking to her! 857 01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:02,274 Poor King. 858 01:23:03,192 --> 01:23:06,445 You look so distraught! 859 01:23:10,782 --> 01:23:12,242 Give me that chair. 860 01:23:22,211 --> 01:23:24,421 You're tasting a little bland, lover. 861 01:23:24,463 --> 01:23:27,466 Are you getting enough fatty acids in your diet? 862 01:23:27,508 --> 01:23:30,469 Have you tried lake trout? 863 01:23:30,552 --> 01:23:32,262 Mackerel? 864 01:23:32,346 --> 01:23:35,682 How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck 865 01:23:35,766 --> 01:23:37,851 off the end of my dick? 866 01:23:37,935 --> 01:23:42,981 And how about everyone here not saying the word "dick" anymore? 867 01:23:43,065 --> 01:23:45,817 It provokes my envy. 868 01:23:53,575 --> 01:23:55,494 Tell us about Blade, King. 869 01:23:55,577 --> 01:23:58,247 What's this weapon he's been planning? 870 01:23:58,872 --> 01:24:00,874 I can tell you two things. 871 01:24:02,501 --> 01:24:08,465 One... your hairdo is ridiculous. 872 01:24:09,550 --> 01:24:14,805 Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. 873 01:24:14,847 --> 01:24:16,390 Silent but deadly. 874 01:24:17,850 --> 01:24:20,227 Spit it out, you fucking fruitcake! 875 01:24:20,310 --> 01:24:21,311 All right! Fuck! 876 01:24:21,395 --> 01:24:23,105 I'll tell you about the weapon. 877 01:24:31,488 --> 01:24:32,990 It's a new flavor crystal formula. 878 01:24:33,031 --> 01:24:34,908 Twice the chocolaty goodness, half the calories. 879 01:24:34,992 --> 01:24:36,785 Plus, it helps prevent tooth decay. There. 880 01:24:46,336 --> 01:24:48,422 You're brave, King. 881 01:24:48,505 --> 01:24:49,923 I'll give you that. 882 01:24:51,049 --> 01:24:54,928 But underneath all that swagger, 883 01:24:55,012 --> 01:24:57,931 I know what you really fear. 884 01:24:58,473 --> 01:25:01,935 What would hurt you more than anything else. 885 01:25:15,282 --> 01:25:20,162 You don't want to go back to being one of us, do you? 886 01:25:28,545 --> 01:25:32,591 I'm gonna bite you again, King. 887 01:25:32,674 --> 01:25:37,429 And I'm gonna leave you here while you turn. 888 01:25:37,471 --> 01:25:41,266 I'm going to watch you day after day 889 01:25:41,308 --> 01:25:45,687 as the thirst keeps building and building. 890 01:25:48,148 --> 01:25:49,733 And then, 891 01:25:49,816 --> 01:25:53,529 when you can't stand it anymore... 892 01:25:59,034 --> 01:26:01,787 ...I'm gonna bring the little girl in here... 893 01:26:03,455 --> 01:26:05,249 ...for you to feed on. 894 01:26:07,125 --> 01:26:09,378 Would you like that, King? 895 01:26:10,921 --> 01:26:14,091 Would you enjoy taking her life? 896 01:26:30,148 --> 01:26:32,150 Now we're getting somewhere, my pet. 897 01:26:54,256 --> 01:26:55,549 Are you all right? 898 01:26:56,842 --> 01:26:58,802 Yeah. I'll be fine. 899 01:27:01,471 --> 01:27:03,515 Don't let it turn inward. 900 01:27:05,684 --> 01:27:08,854 Ever since I can remember, I've had this... 901 01:27:10,189 --> 01:27:14,693 I've had this knife of sadness in my heart. 902 01:27:18,363 --> 01:27:20,782 And as long as it's there, 903 01:27:20,866 --> 01:27:24,828 you know, I'm- I'm strong. and I'm- I'm untouchable. 904 01:27:27,372 --> 01:27:30,125 But the moment that I take it out... 905 01:27:36,089 --> 01:27:38,342 ...I-I'll just die. 906 01:28:37,109 --> 01:28:38,360 He's one of ours. 907 01:28:38,443 --> 01:28:39,945 My name is Caulder. 908 01:28:40,028 --> 01:28:42,072 I'll be your driver this evening. 909 01:28:51,874 --> 01:28:54,334 Sommerfield left you a video message. 910 01:28:58,380 --> 01:29:00,632 If you're watching this, I'm already dead. 911 01:29:01,550 --> 01:29:06,221 If Zoe's alive, I want you to promise me that you'll take care of her, okay? 912 01:29:06,305 --> 01:29:08,932 I've been reading her the Oz books every night. 913 01:29:10,142 --> 01:29:12,644 We just started reading The Emerald City of Oz. 914 01:29:12,728 --> 01:29:15,147 You know, the one with the Nome King? 915 01:29:17,816 --> 01:29:21,653 I think I've managed to cultivate a workable strain of the DayStar virus. 916 01:29:21,737 --> 01:29:24,907 As a precaution, I transmitted the genetic sequence to Caulder 917 01:29:24,990 --> 01:29:27,117 in case our main stock was destroyed. 918 01:29:27,951 --> 01:29:30,037 In order for it to achieve maximum lethality, 919 01:29:30,120 --> 01:29:32,414 you're gonna need to interfuse it with Drake's blood. 920 01:29:33,290 --> 01:29:37,252 Now, if it works, every vampire in the immediate vicinity 921 01:29:37,336 --> 01:29:38,837 should die almost instantly. 922 01:29:40,088 --> 01:29:41,632 There's one other thing. 923 01:29:42,174 --> 01:29:44,927 Blade, you need to know 924 01:29:45,010 --> 01:29:47,638 that there's a chance the virus could destroy you, too. 925 01:29:47,679 --> 01:29:48,972 Because you're a hybrid, 926 01:29:49,014 --> 01:29:52,434 I- I'm not sure if your immune system will be able to tolerate it. 927 01:29:53,602 --> 01:29:57,981 I'm sorry. We just didn't have enough time to properly test it. 928 01:30:00,526 --> 01:30:04,154 So, shall we take a look at the plague arrow? 929 01:30:05,197 --> 01:30:08,742 I only had time to fabricate a small amount of DayStar. 930 01:30:09,618 --> 01:30:14,623 However, I was able to outfit it. 931 01:30:15,874 --> 01:30:18,001 A compressed gas projectile... 932 01:30:19,378 --> 01:30:25,259 ...that can be shot from one of the four-barrel rifles or a bow. 933 01:30:27,719 --> 01:30:31,348 Either way, you must be sure that the shot counts. 934 01:30:32,266 --> 01:30:34,726 You would simply not have enough for a second shot. 935 01:30:44,570 --> 01:30:46,363 Do you know who I am? 936 01:30:46,864 --> 01:30:48,490 You're the Nome King. 937 01:30:49,992 --> 01:30:51,034 Ah. 938 01:30:51,118 --> 01:30:53,120 The Nome King. 939 01:30:53,203 --> 01:30:55,163 How sweet. 940 01:30:55,247 --> 01:30:58,375 Tell me, child, do you want to die? 941 01:30:58,500 --> 01:30:59,960 I'm not afraid. 942 01:31:00,043 --> 01:31:01,545 I'll go to Heaven. 943 01:31:02,421 --> 01:31:03,630 There is no Heaven. 944 01:31:03,714 --> 01:31:07,092 No God, no angels. 945 01:31:07,176 --> 01:31:10,429 The only thing in your future is nothingness. 946 01:31:10,512 --> 01:31:12,764 But what if you could change that? 947 01:31:12,848 --> 01:31:15,767 What if you could remain a child forever? 948 01:31:16,602 --> 01:31:18,145 Wouldn't you like that? 949 01:31:18,228 --> 01:31:20,189 Wouldn't you accept that gift? 950 01:31:21,857 --> 01:31:24,484 My friends are coming to kill you. 951 01:31:47,090 --> 01:31:49,218 This blood 952 01:31:59,311 --> 01:32:00,437 Wake the night! 953 01:32:08,362 --> 01:32:10,781 It's gonna wake the night 954 01:32:16,620 --> 01:32:18,163 It's gonna wake the night 955 01:32:18,247 --> 01:32:19,998 Wake the night! 956 01:32:20,082 --> 01:32:21,959 This blood 957 01:32:25,170 --> 01:32:26,421 This blood 958 01:32:26,505 --> 01:32:28,882 It's gonna wake the night 959 01:32:28,966 --> 01:32:31,134 This blood 960 01:32:32,344 --> 01:32:33,887 This blood 961 01:32:33,971 --> 01:32:36,598 It's gonna wake the night! 962 01:32:50,696 --> 01:32:53,240 - This blood - Wake the night! 963 01:33:00,497 --> 01:33:02,165 It's gonna wake the night 964 01:33:09,548 --> 01:33:11,592 - This blood - Wake the night! 965 01:33:19,349 --> 01:33:21,018 Wake the night! 966 01:33:21,101 --> 01:33:22,561 This blood 967 01:33:23,729 --> 01:33:26,023 This blood 968 01:33:26,064 --> 01:33:28,275 It's gonna wake the night! 969 01:33:38,243 --> 01:33:40,370 Gonna be sorry you did that. 970 01:33:40,454 --> 01:33:41,455 Why? 971 01:33:43,916 --> 01:33:46,251 Nobody's coming for you, Kingshit. 972 01:33:48,378 --> 01:33:49,379 Sure they are. 973 01:33:50,297 --> 01:33:51,298 God- 974 01:33:51,381 --> 01:33:56,887 See, one of the things you fuckheads need to know about us Nightstalkers 975 01:33:56,929 --> 01:34:02,309 is that when you join our club, you get all sorts of groovy little door prizes. 976 01:34:02,392 --> 01:34:07,147 And one of them is this nifty little tracking node surgically implanted in your body. 977 01:34:09,191 --> 01:34:10,317 - Bullshit. - Yeah. 978 01:34:13,612 --> 01:34:15,739 See, when one of us goes missing... 979 01:34:17,032 --> 01:34:19,785 ...the others, they just dial up the satellite 980 01:34:19,868 --> 01:34:21,578 which is in space. 981 01:34:21,620 --> 01:34:23,247 And then presto. 982 01:34:24,039 --> 01:34:25,958 Instant cavalry. 983 01:34:26,959 --> 01:34:28,293 You like that, huh? 984 01:34:29,628 --> 01:34:30,963 Go fuck your sister. 985 01:34:31,046 --> 01:34:32,965 Okay, King. 986 01:34:34,216 --> 01:34:37,636 Where is this tracking node of yours? 987 01:34:38,637 --> 01:34:40,264 It's in my left ass check. 988 01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:42,933 Fine. 989 01:34:42,975 --> 01:34:44,726 It's in my right ass cheek. 990 01:34:46,478 --> 01:34:48,605 Okay, I'm- okay, seriously, now. 991 01:34:49,731 --> 01:34:53,151 It's in the meat of my butt, just below the Hello Kitty tattoo. 992 01:34:56,697 --> 01:34:59,616 Seriously, just pull down my tighty-whities and see for yourself. 993 01:34:59,658 --> 01:35:00,659 Enough! 994 01:35:00,742 --> 01:35:02,452 It's not funny anymore! 995 01:35:02,536 --> 01:35:05,122 No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! 996 01:35:05,163 --> 01:35:07,624 But it will be a few seconds from now. 997 01:35:08,917 --> 01:35:11,837 See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now... 998 01:35:13,338 --> 01:35:16,008 ...that's atomized colloidal silver. 999 01:35:16,091 --> 01:35:18,677 It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, 1000 01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:21,513 you cock-juggling thundercunt! 1001 01:35:30,522 --> 01:35:33,692 Which means the fat lady should be singing 1002 01:35:33,775 --> 01:35:37,446 right about now! 1003 01:35:45,579 --> 01:35:47,206 This is awkward. 1004 01:35:49,041 --> 01:35:50,834 Do you have a cell phone? 1005 01:36:16,193 --> 01:36:19,363 Um... a little help here. 1006 01:37:01,738 --> 01:37:03,740 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 1007 01:37:03,824 --> 01:37:05,284 - Where's Zoe? - Drake's got her. 1008 01:37:05,325 --> 01:37:06,702 Okay. 1009 01:37:10,622 --> 01:37:11,707 Thank you. 1010 01:37:12,916 --> 01:37:14,543 I brought your toys. 1011 01:37:15,460 --> 01:37:16,837 Try to keep up. 1012 01:37:36,023 --> 01:37:37,316 Aah! 1013 01:39:24,756 --> 01:39:26,133 Abby! 1014 01:39:26,258 --> 01:39:27,259 Hey. 1015 01:39:28,760 --> 01:39:30,387 You okay? 1016 01:39:30,470 --> 01:39:32,556 Okay. Let's get you out of here. 1017 01:39:32,639 --> 01:39:33,849 Watch out! 1018 01:39:54,620 --> 01:39:56,622 Fuck me. 1019 01:39:59,374 --> 01:40:02,211 Oh, fuck me sideways! 1020 01:40:06,131 --> 01:40:07,216 Oh, yeah. 1021 01:40:07,799 --> 01:40:10,135 He's a cute little guy, aren't ya? 1022 01:40:10,177 --> 01:40:11,386 Good little puppies. 1023 01:40:11,470 --> 01:40:13,430 Yeah, you're gonna stay. 1024 01:40:13,472 --> 01:40:14,973 You stay. 1025 01:40:15,015 --> 01:40:17,226 Oh. There's a pretty smile. 1026 01:40:17,809 --> 01:40:18,894 Yeah. 1027 01:40:18,977 --> 01:40:20,687 I'm going to, uh... 1028 01:41:01,186 --> 01:41:02,521 Hey, dickface. 1029 01:41:02,563 --> 01:41:04,439 You seen my dog? 1030 01:41:04,523 --> 01:41:06,567 Have you tried the lobby? 1031 01:41:08,902 --> 01:41:09,987 Thank you. 1032 01:41:15,951 --> 01:41:17,160 Fuck... 1033 01:41:17,202 --> 01:41:18,370 Come on, King. 1034 01:41:18,453 --> 01:41:19,830 ...this. 1035 01:41:37,389 --> 01:41:38,724 Blade. 1036 01:41:39,892 --> 01:41:41,518 Ready to die? 1037 01:41:44,229 --> 01:41:46,356 I was born ready, motherfucker. 1038 01:41:49,193 --> 01:41:50,736 Motherfucker. 1039 01:41:50,819 --> 01:41:52,321 I like that. 1040 01:41:53,447 --> 01:41:55,741 Aah! 1041 01:42:53,590 --> 01:42:55,384 Aah! 1042 01:43:09,773 --> 01:43:11,149 Aah! 1043 01:43:20,075 --> 01:43:22,035 Aah! 1044 01:43:36,175 --> 01:43:37,968 You broke my arm! 1045 01:45:33,792 --> 01:45:36,253 Aah! 1046 01:47:27,155 --> 01:47:29,575 Are you ready to die, motherfucker? 1047 01:49:00,541 --> 01:49:01,875 Give it up. 1048 01:49:01,959 --> 01:49:03,460 Come on. Give it up, King. 1049 01:49:04,002 --> 01:49:06,296 Give it up. Give it up. 1050 01:49:06,338 --> 01:49:07,548 Give it up. 1051 01:49:34,616 --> 01:49:36,034 Hang in there, kitten. 1052 01:49:36,076 --> 01:49:37,452 I'll get help. 1053 01:49:47,880 --> 01:49:50,007 Funny, isn't it? 1054 01:49:50,549 --> 01:49:54,803 All this time, my people were trying to create a new kind of vampire, 1055 01:49:54,887 --> 01:49:58,098 when one already exists. 1056 01:49:59,725 --> 01:50:01,435 I don't need to survive. 1057 01:50:01,518 --> 01:50:04,688 The future of our race rests with you. 1058 01:50:06,190 --> 01:50:08,025 You fought with honor. 1059 01:50:08,066 --> 01:50:09,818 I respect that. 1060 01:50:11,278 --> 01:50:13,238 Allow me a parting gift. 1061 01:50:14,698 --> 01:50:16,200 But remember this. 1062 01:50:17,075 --> 01:50:20,287 Sooner or later, 1063 01:50:20,370 --> 01:50:23,874 the thirst always wins. 1064 01:53:23,303 --> 01:53:24,513 And Blade? 1065 01:53:25,514 --> 01:53:27,724 The virus didn't kill him. 1066 01:53:27,808 --> 01:53:30,644 Because he was a hybrid, his heart never stopped beating. 1067 01:53:30,727 --> 01:53:32,563 It simply slowed down. 1068 01:53:32,604 --> 01:53:34,398 And so he slept, 1069 01:53:34,439 --> 01:53:37,067 waiting for the moment when he could walk the earth again. 1070 01:54:00,632 --> 01:54:02,217 Y o, yo 1071 01:54:02,301 --> 01:54:04,303 It's the feast of the blood 1072 01:54:04,386 --> 01:54:05,929 Unleash the beast within 1073 01:54:05,971 --> 01:54:08,891 I walk around with the strength of a hundred men 1074 01:54:09,641 --> 01:54:11,518 You best run before I count to ten 1075 01:54:11,602 --> 01:54:14,771 Blood dripping from my canine like a fountain pen 1076 01:54:14,855 --> 01:54:17,691 The shape-shifting mirror image flash phototype 1077 01:54:17,774 --> 01:54:20,819 The everlasting vision, the red battle type 1078 01:54:51,600 --> 01:54:54,520 Try to use my name, that's fatal 1079 01:54:54,603 --> 01:54:57,523 Tried to claim my fame, but that's fatal 1080 01:54:57,564 --> 01:55:00,567 About to raise the pain, that's fatal 1081 01:55:00,651 --> 01:55:03,862 Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal 1082 01:55:03,946 --> 01:55:05,864 Walk with me, come on, walk with me 1083 01:55:05,948 --> 01:55:08,825 Come on, walk with me, come on, walk with me 1084 01:55:08,992 --> 01:55:11,995 Come on, walk with me, come on, walk with me 1085 01:55:12,037 --> 01:55:15,207 Come on, walk with me, walk with me 1086 01:55:15,290 --> 01:55:18,710 I strike back with a vengeance, The father, your descendants 1087 01:55:18,794 --> 01:55:21,922 And I can't be deflected by your silver cross pendants 1088 01:55:22,005 --> 01:55:24,842 Bloody holy water, you made the false images 1089 01:55:24,883 --> 01:55:27,845 What's waiting for the sickle? You're like the nemesis 1090 01:55:27,886 --> 01:55:31,056 Sting like the scorpion, strike with the force again 1091 01:55:31,139 --> 01:55:34,560 My blood in those who revitalize the corpse I'm in 1092 01:55:34,643 --> 01:55:37,563 And the last thing, they said the dead would walk again 1093 01:55:37,646 --> 01:55:40,691 The blind, deaf and the dumb will talk again 1094 01:55:40,732 --> 01:55:43,235 Try to use my name, that's fatal 1095 01:55:43,318 --> 01:55:46,738 Trying to claim my fame, that's fatal 1096 01:55:46,822 --> 01:55:49,408 About to raise the pain, that's fatal 1097 01:55:49,491 --> 01:55:52,536 Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal 1098 01:56:30,157 --> 01:56:33,076 You don't even know me 1099 01:56:33,118 --> 01:56:36,079 You can't even see me 1100 01:56:36,121 --> 01:56:38,749 Friendlier than daylight 1101 01:56:38,832 --> 01:56:41,710 Now I'm back, now I'm back again 1102 01:56:41,793 --> 01:56:44,671 Don't be scared, baby 1103 01:56:44,755 --> 01:56:47,925 Can't you see I'm thirsty? 1104 01:56:48,008 --> 01:56:50,636 Friends of the daylight 1105 01:56:50,719 --> 01:56:53,847 Let me drink, let me drink, my friend 1106 01:56:53,931 --> 01:56:56,683 Don't be scared, baby 1107 01:56:56,767 --> 01:56:59,645 Don't be afraid 1108 01:56:59,686 --> 01:57:02,523 Friends of the daylight 1109 01:57:02,606 --> 01:57:05,609 And I'm back, and I'm back again 1110 01:57:05,651 --> 01:57:08,570 Never going nowhere 1111 01:57:08,654 --> 01:57:11,865 You can't run from me 1112 01:57:11,949 --> 01:57:14,576 Day or night, baby 1113 01:57:14,660 --> 01:57:18,664 Can I drink, can I drink again? 1114 01:57:19,122 --> 01:57:20,999 Yeah 1115 01:57:21,458 --> 01:57:25,963 Yeah 1116 01:57:26,505 --> 01:57:30,133 Can we drink, can we drink, my friend? 1117 01:57:30,217 --> 01:57:33,011 Don't be scared, baby 1118 01:57:33,178 --> 01:57:35,639 Don't be scared, baby 1119 01:57:35,681 --> 01:57:38,308 Can't you see I'm thirsty? 1120 01:57:38,392 --> 01:57:40,727 And I'm back, and I'm back again 1121 01:57:40,811 --> 01:57:43,438 First things first, man, you can't fight the thirst 1122 01:57:43,522 --> 01:57:46,441 You can't call the doctor, you can't call the nurse 1123 01:57:46,525 --> 01:57:49,236 You got that Louis logo on the side of your purse 1124 01:57:49,319 --> 01:57:52,531 And those tight minis about to make me burst 1125 01:57:52,614 --> 01:57:55,534 I can't think, let me sink into your jugular 1126 01:57:55,576 --> 01:57:58,495 Come have a drink with the thirsty love guzzler 1127 01:57:58,537 --> 01:58:00,998 From the dark side, baby, don't be afraid 1128 01:58:01,039 --> 01:58:04,418 You can't fight the thirst nor escape the plague 1129 01:58:04,501 --> 01:58:07,671 I've been scopin' ya hoping you'd be open to 1130 01:58:07,713 --> 01:58:10,632 Take a sip of the potion 'cause it's overdue 1131 01:58:10,716 --> 01:58:13,677 It's not your ordinary, it's a special brew 1132 01:58:13,760 --> 01:58:16,597 In the heat of the night, I will rescue you 1133 01:58:18,098 --> 01:58:20,559 Never going nowhere 1134 01:58:20,642 --> 01:58:23,854 You can't run from me 1135 01:58:23,896 --> 01:58:26,690 Day or night, baby 1136 01:58:26,732 --> 01:58:30,527 Can I drink, can I drink again? 1137 01:58:31,320 --> 01:58:32,821 Yeah 1138 01:58:33,405 --> 01:58:38,035 Yeah 1139 01:58:38,577 --> 01:58:42,080 Can we drink, can we drink, my friend? 1140 01:58:42,164 --> 01:58:44,833 Don't be scared, baby 1141 01:58:45,000 --> 01:58:47,920 Don't be scared, baby 1142 01:58:48,003 --> 01:58:50,589 Can't you see I'm thirsty? 1143 01:58:50,672 --> 01:58:53,842 And I'm back, and I'm back again 1144 01:58:53,926 --> 01:58:56,345 Allow me a parting gift. 1145 01:58:57,429 --> 01:58:59,223 But remember this. 1146 01:58:59,932 --> 01:59:03,185 Sooner or later, 1147 01:59:03,268 --> 01:59:06,772 the thirst will always win. 1148 01:59:26,834 --> 01:59:29,795 And I'm back, and I'm back again