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'This programme contains very strong
language and scenes of horror which
some viewers may find disturbing.'

2
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- It's the Big Brother live feed.
- Hurrah.

3
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- My girlfriend works there.
- On that?

4
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Yes. And I'm worried about her.

5
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(BANG!)
[BOTH SHOUTING]

6
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You're that fella
off Big Brother, in't ya?

7
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You know,
you're shorter in real life.

8
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[SHOUTING, GUNSHOTS]

9
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It's not a bite!

10
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Bollocks. I'm not taking the chance.

11
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- No, please.
- Aargh! Aargh!

12
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Sorry.

13
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[SCREAMING]

14
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[SCREAMING]

15
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Oh, my God!

16
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Oh, my God! Hurry!

17
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[GROWLING, SCREAMING]

18
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- Are you gonna be sick?
- No.

19
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 No! You're not doing that in here!

20
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Gray!

21
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(MAN) They're gonna keep pouring in
from outside

22
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if we don't shut the gate.

23
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(KELLY) As long as we're still
breathing, we're smarter than them,

24
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and that's why
we're gonna beat 'em.

25
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That's her! She's alive!

26
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Good girl. Good girl.

27
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[RATTLING]

28
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[SNARLING]

29
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We've caned these.

30
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Don't give me no more.

31
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No problem.

32
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[GUNSHOT]

33
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Why do they keep coming
towards the house like that?

34
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I'm glad they do.
Easier to pick off.

35
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Yeah, but why?

36
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Some kind of
primitive intuition, maybe.

37
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They feel the need to be near us.

38
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Don't forget, this place
used to be like a church to them.

39
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Maybe they can just smell bullshit.

40
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[GUN CLICKS]

41
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(VERONICA) Get him.

42
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Right, that's the last of 'em.

43
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Clear for now. Just the ones
we can't see and those at the gates.

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[HOWLING, SCREAMING]

45
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]

46
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[SNARLING]

47
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[LOUD GROWLING]

48
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[DOOR RATTLING]

49
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Fuck this. Fuck this.

50
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Yes. Right.

51
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Right. Right, right.

52
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[WHIMPERING]

53
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That's a light machine.

54
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It's not a machine, it's a lamp.

55
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Well, it lights up the room.

56
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Well, it's dead now.

57
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It's bad for the environment,
wasting light.

58
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I'm not wasting it.

59
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I'm turning it into something else.

60
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What, like recycling?

61
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If you like.

62
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Then that's OK.

63
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It's only 36 miles.

64
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That's a long way on foot
with those things around.

65
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I'm not just going to sit here,
am I?

66
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- You won't make it.
- I can't not try.

67
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I mean, I can see her,
do you know what I mean?

68
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Look, I can't just stay here
and play farmhouse kitchen with you.

69
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Look, we've got to think
long-term.

70
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No.

71
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We're away from the cities.

72
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There's a wall around these grounds.

73
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We can eat veg from the garden
and catch fish in the river.

74
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What river?

75
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[SCREAMING]

76
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Stand up. Fucking stand up.
Stand up!

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Go over to the door.

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Move!

79
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Listen to me.

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Stand there. Put your hand
on the door, on the fucking handle.

81
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- I don't like it.
- Shut up and listen.

82
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You're gonna open that door
and you are gonna slam it,

83
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fucking slam it on her
when she's halfway in.

84
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Do you understand what "halfway" is?

85
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Do you understand?

86
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- Say, "Yes, I understand."
- Yes.

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Then are you ready?

88
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I don't like it.

89
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It is this,

90
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or we take it in turns
shitting in the bin

91
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until we starve to death.

92
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Does that appeal? No?
Then are you ready?

93
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Do not fuck this up. All right?

94
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[WHIMPERING]
Get ready.

95
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CRYING

96
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Now!

97
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[SCREAMING]

98
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Oh, my God. You killed her.

99
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You've killed her.

100
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You've killed Davina.

101
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I hired her. I can do what I like.

102
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Oh, my God.

103
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Result!

104
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Why didn't you tell me
this ran into the grounds?

105
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You're the genius with the map.

106
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This is the Blackwater.

107
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Runs around the back of the studios.

108
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- Yeah, so?
- That's fate, that is.

109
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We're safe here!

110
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And I have got to go.

111
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Well!

112
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You can't just stay here
on your own. Alex!

113
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[GROWLING, CHOMPING]

114
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[CHOMPING, GROWLING]

115
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[ENGINE REVVING]

116
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I packed your bag.

117
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Thank you.

118
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What's with the axe?
Where's the gun?

119
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No ammo.

120
00:07:04,493 --> 00:07:06,293
There is. You said
there's one bullet left.

121
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I only said that
to make you feel better.

122
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What would you have done
if one of those things was in there?

123
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Outrun you.
[LAUGHING]

124
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Right.

125
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[REVVING ENGINE]

126
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Heat.

127
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Grazia.

128
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Nuts.

129
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Zoo.

130
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Nuts and Zoo, man?
Now that is the axis of wanking.

131
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- Oh, Nando's.
- McD's.

132
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- Classy.
- Let me tell you something, yeah?

133
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When you wake up and you've
got a massive hangover,

134
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there is nothing better
than a good Egg McMuffin.

135
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Yeah, I'll give you that.

136
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Kill or cure, innit?

137
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Come on, we're off track here.

138
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- EastEnders.
- Lost.

139
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Doctor Who.

140
00:08:03,892 --> 00:08:05,412
It's a kids' show.

141
00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,531
- It's not a kids' show.
- It is.

142
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- The Sopranos.
- No, already finished.

143
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We're talking about things
that have ended prematurely

144
00:08:11,131 --> 00:08:12,651
because of this mess.

145
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Come on, Jops. If you want to play,
get it right.

146
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YouTube.

147
00:08:17,171 --> 00:08:18,651
Facebook.

148
00:08:18,651 --> 00:08:21,371
Oh, shit. MySpace!

149
00:08:21,371 --> 00:08:22,811
Amazon.

150
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Now you're on it!

151
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- Is this where you make
Big Brother?
- Yes.

152
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Oh, my God.

153
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- Oh, my God!
- Shut up.

154
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She's a new one.

155
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Hello? Hello?

156
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Hello. Is this even working? Hello?

157
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(PA) Hello? Hello?

158
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- It's a voice.
- Oh, my God.

159
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Oh, my God, we're being rescued!

160
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[YELLING, CHEERING]

161
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Hello? Ssh, ssh, ssh. Stop.

162
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- Listen!
- Is that one of the Big Brother
voices?

163
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Patrick, is that you?

164
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Yeah, yeah, it's me, um...

165
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- Kelly!
- Kelly. That's it. Listen.

166
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We are trapped in the gallery.

167
00:09:02,306 --> 00:09:04,066
We? Who are you with? Are you OK?

168
00:09:04,066 --> 00:09:06,786
- Hello, Space!
- Pippa? No way!

169
00:09:06,786 --> 00:09:10,466
I was stuck in the room,
and he done a poo and it stank!

170
00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:13,026
What the fuck...is wrong with you?

171
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(PATRICK) Listen, fuck the reunion.
You've gotta get us out of here.

172
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Can you make your way
across the car park?

173
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- Is it safe?
- Ish.

174
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- Ish?
- We've closed the main gates,

175
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and cleared most of those
in the compound.

176
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- What do you mean, "cleared"?
- That'll be me.

177
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[SHOOTING NOISES]

178
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- Where the fuck did that come from?
- It's a long story.

179
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Fine. Just come and get us out,
then.

180
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We can't.

181
00:09:34,026 --> 00:09:36,266
We are trapped in here!

182
00:09:36,266 --> 00:09:37,986
How many of those things
are up there?

183
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It's one thing shooting from here,
another heading out there.

184
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Says the man with the gun
to me with the pointy stick!

185
00:09:42,466 --> 00:09:44,026
I'm sorry, mate,
it's not worth the risk!

186
00:09:44,026 --> 00:09:45,546
Fuck you.

187
00:09:45,546 --> 00:09:47,106
- What's he doing?
- What are you doing?

188
00:09:47,106 --> 00:09:49,585
- What are you playing at?
- Put the shutters up!

189
00:09:49,585 --> 00:09:51,505
- Is this guy for real?
- Patrick.

190
00:09:51,505 --> 00:09:54,865
Right. No dialogue,
just instant abuse of human rights.

191
00:09:54,865 --> 00:09:57,545
Oh, fuck off, Shami Chakrabati.

192
00:09:57,545 --> 00:09:58,625
Try this.

193
00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:02,385
[ALARM WAILING, ROOSTER CROWING]
Oh, my God! Patrick!

194
00:10:02,385 --> 00:10:04,345
- What are you doing?
- Shut up.

195
00:10:04,345 --> 00:10:06,265
[ALARMS BLARING]
Stop it!

196
00:10:06,265 --> 00:10:07,865
Whose house do you think
you're standing in,

197
00:10:07,865 --> 00:10:09,985
you stupid speck of shit?

198
00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,945
[ALARM WAILING, ROOSTER CROWING]

199
00:10:14,025 --> 00:10:16,825
(KELLY) Patrick!
We're coming to get you.

200
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,065
Thank you.

201
00:10:18,065 --> 00:10:20,185
[ALARM STOPS]
Bollocks!

202
00:10:20,185 --> 00:10:22,665
- But Pippa's there as well.
- You can't go up there, man.

203
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,145
We've got guns. They haven't.

204
00:10:26,185 --> 00:10:27,265
[SIGHING]

205
00:10:27,265 --> 00:10:29,385
Stay here, then.
[GUN RELOADING]

206
00:10:29,385 --> 00:10:30,825
Space?

207
00:10:49,224 --> 00:10:50,184
[GROWLING]

208
00:10:55,504 --> 00:10:56,904
I've got you covered!

209
00:11:19,744 --> 00:11:20,904
[GASPING]

210
00:11:21,864 --> 00:11:23,384
Don't worry about it.
It's just Brian.

211
00:11:23,384 --> 00:11:25,744
[TEARING, CLAWING]

212
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,863
(KELLY) Fuck, it is Brian.

213
00:11:33,903 --> 00:11:35,343
Come on.

214
00:11:41,823 --> 00:11:43,823
Come on. You took your time.

215
00:12:01,063 --> 00:12:02,663
We should pass by an old abbey.

216
00:12:02,663 --> 00:12:04,663
And then some woods
half a mile later.

217
00:12:04,663 --> 00:12:06,263
The studio's behind there.

218
00:12:06,263 --> 00:12:07,783
All right.

219
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,062
So what's the best way back down?

220
00:12:23,062 --> 00:12:25,422
What am I, fucking invisible?
I'm talking to you.

221
00:12:25,422 --> 00:12:26,582
[PIPPA AND SPACE LAUGHING]

222
00:12:26,582 --> 00:12:28,382
(PATRICK) Fucking hell.

223
00:12:28,382 --> 00:12:31,262
Yeah, what are you looking for?
Crown Court? Come on.

224
00:12:31,262 --> 00:12:32,382
It's worth a try.

225
00:12:32,382 --> 00:12:33,902
- I heard something on the radio.
- What?

226
00:12:33,902 --> 00:12:35,542
- Some foreign voice.
- Saying what?

227
00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:37,022
I don't know!
I don't speak foreigner.

228
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:39,022
You know, a foreign voice
is good enough for me.

229
00:12:39,022 --> 00:12:41,262
We're gonna find the nearest port,
and get out of Britain.

230
00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:42,702
- Come on.
- We can't.

231
00:12:42,702 --> 00:12:44,382
Why not?!

232
00:12:44,382 --> 00:12:45,782
You'll see.

233
00:12:49,142 --> 00:12:51,222
- Oh, fuck.
- Oh, my God.

234
00:12:51,222 --> 00:12:52,662
I don't like it.

235
00:12:53,822 --> 00:12:55,302
They just keep coming.

236
00:12:55,302 --> 00:12:56,742
[DISTANT CRYING, SCREAMING]

237
00:13:00,382 --> 00:13:04,062
Look, it's still not safe here.
We should get back into the house.

238
00:13:04,062 --> 00:13:05,582
Oh, fuck.

239
00:13:05,582 --> 00:13:07,582
It's the best place to be
right now.

240
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:29,632
Shit, that's one of them,
er..."water door" things, innit?

241
00:13:29,632 --> 00:13:32,472
A lock, yeah. Hurry.

242
00:13:32,472 --> 00:13:34,792
- Everyone, this is Patrick.
- Hi, Patrick.

243
00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:36,752
Oh, fuck it.

244
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,632
- Fucking starving.
- So are we.

245
00:13:40,632 --> 00:13:41,872
Patrick, it's gotta last.

246
00:13:41,872 --> 00:13:43,592
You've got a Biodome.

247
00:13:43,592 --> 00:13:45,312
Grow some fucking courgettes
or something.

248
00:13:45,312 --> 00:13:46,392
Here.

249
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,632
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not in here.
I'm trying to give up.

250
00:13:48,632 --> 00:13:49,711
They won't listen.

251
00:13:49,711 --> 00:13:52,071
Take it outside, you dirty bastard.

252
00:13:52,071 --> 00:13:54,871
[WHISPERING]
What?

253
00:13:54,871 --> 00:13:56,111
Pass me that peanut butter.

254
00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:58,551
What's the magic word?

255
00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:00,151
Fuck off.

256
00:14:01,471 --> 00:14:03,471
- What the...?
- Fucking hell.

257
00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:19,630
[GASPING]
Fuck!

258
00:15:41,989 --> 00:15:43,229
You all right?

259
00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:10,589
Do it.

260
00:16:19,109 --> 00:16:20,669
I liked our farmhouse.

261
00:16:24,948 --> 00:16:26,268
I'm so sorry.

262
00:16:27,428 --> 00:16:28,948
I know.

263
00:17:17,947 --> 00:17:19,347
Fuck!

264
00:17:52,307 --> 00:17:54,267
(KELLY) Look who's off
the fag wagon.

265
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:57,387
Guy's a dickhead.
You don't wanna work under that.

266
00:17:57,387 --> 00:17:59,707
Yeah, just let him walk it out.

267
00:17:59,707 --> 00:18:02,187
Poor bastard's got a lot
to come to terms with.

268
00:18:02,187 --> 00:18:03,267
(VERONICA) And who ain't?

269
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,706
The whole world's
gone fucking tits up,

270
00:18:04,706 --> 00:18:06,226
and we don't even know why.

271
00:18:06,226 --> 00:18:09,306
- (MARKY) It's a terrorist attack.
- (SPACE) No, it's bigger than that.

272
00:18:09,306 --> 00:18:13,346
"And the sea gave up
the dead which were in it.

273
00:18:13,346 --> 00:18:16,306
"And death and hell delivered up
the dead which were in them.

274
00:18:16,306 --> 00:18:19,786
"And they were judged, every man,
according to their works."

275
00:18:19,786 --> 00:18:22,386
Judgement Day.

276
00:18:22,386 --> 00:18:23,546
It's in the Bible.

277
00:18:23,546 --> 00:18:25,066
You can't wheel out the Bible.

278
00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:27,666
- I thought you was an atheist.
- Yes.

279
00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:29,946
You trying to say that God's
punishing us for something?

280
00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:32,106
No, I'm not saying God...

281
00:18:32,106 --> 00:18:34,626
If it's Iraq, I never agreed to that
in the first place.

282
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:37,346
That wouldn't be fair.
Or the other place. Palestinia.

283
00:18:37,346 --> 00:18:39,946
I'm not even saying there is a god.

284
00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:43,066
But if there is,
maybe all this is happening

285
00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:48,346
because he or she or it
is judging our culture

286
00:18:48,346 --> 00:18:50,786
and smiting us accordingly.

287
00:18:50,786 --> 00:18:52,786
Yeah, but why be
such a cunt about it?

288
00:19:17,785 --> 00:19:19,225
Fuck! Fuck!

289
00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:25,585
Oh, fuck!

290
00:19:37,425 --> 00:19:39,265
[GROWLING, SNARLING]

291
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,904
[SNARLING, GROWLING]

292
00:19:56,184 --> 00:19:58,464
It's like a losers' convention
in here.

293
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,824
- Proud of yourselves?
- Want another fag, Patrick?

294
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,464
Oddly enough, I don't, Kathy.

295
00:20:02,464 --> 00:20:03,544
- Kelly.
- Yeah, whatever.

296
00:20:03,544 --> 00:20:06,344
- We need an escape plan.
- Like we haven't thought of that.

297
00:20:06,344 --> 00:20:09,264
Think of it as a task,
if that helps.

298
00:20:09,264 --> 00:20:10,784
Come on, we should hit the road!

299
00:20:10,784 --> 00:20:12,624
We can't get to the road no more.

300
00:20:12,624 --> 00:20:14,264
You haven't fucking tried!

301
00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:16,424
Patrick, I agree with you. Patrick.

302
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,984
I agree with you. I do.

303
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,464
But there's no way through
those gates. You've seen them.

304
00:20:20,464 --> 00:20:22,744
We've got the keys to a van.
So we'll just drive.

305
00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:24,704
- We'll drive away!
- We can't just drive past.

306
00:20:24,704 --> 00:20:27,704
All right? They won't step aside
like some fucking chambermaids.

307
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,144
We'll just, we'll...

308
00:20:30,704 --> 00:20:32,704
We'll distract them!

309
00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:35,304
We'll distract them.
We'll bait them away, OK?

310
00:20:35,304 --> 00:20:36,943
We'll bait them away
from the gates long enough

311
00:20:36,943 --> 00:20:38,463
and then we'll drive
straight through.

312
00:20:38,463 --> 00:20:39,863
(SPACE) With what? A ball of string?

313
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,863
Look, they eat flesh, don't they?

314
00:20:41,863 --> 00:20:44,943
Right? That's what they eat.
We'll give 'em some.

315
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:48,463
There's a man-sized portion
of Pedigree Chum laying right there.

316
00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:50,303
- Fuck off!
- We'll chop 'em up.

317
00:20:50,303 --> 00:20:52,063
[SCREAMING]
We'll chop 'em up!

318
00:20:52,063 --> 00:20:54,743
We'll toss the best bits
to the fucking ghoulies.

319
00:20:54,743 --> 00:20:57,303
They'll run after that.
Munch, munch, thanks very much.

320
00:20:57,303 --> 00:20:58,783
We'll drive straight through.

321
00:20:58,783 --> 00:20:59,863
You're not doing that.

322
00:20:59,863 --> 00:21:02,983
I didn't say it was gonna be
a genteel parlour game,

323
00:21:02,983 --> 00:21:04,623
you titted fucking idiot.

324
00:21:04,623 --> 00:21:07,623
But it is worth a pissing shot!

325
00:21:07,623 --> 00:21:09,423
No. No, no, no, it's not.

326
00:21:11,743 --> 00:21:15,903
Actually, I think we should
at least consider it.

327
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,463
(KELLY) What?

328
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,023
Fucking hell.

329
00:21:48,982 --> 00:21:50,582
You should come
and help me with this!

330
00:21:50,582 --> 00:21:52,462
It's not as bad as it looks!

331
00:21:52,462 --> 00:21:53,942
Bunch of cowards.

332
00:21:55,342 --> 00:21:57,302
I'll do it. I'll fucking do it.

333
00:21:59,182 --> 00:22:02,102
Have that. Lovely.

334
00:22:03,142 --> 00:22:04,582
Look at that.

335
00:22:11,342 --> 00:22:13,382
What's the fucking matter with you?

336
00:22:13,382 --> 00:22:15,942
Bloody backwards fucking livestock.

337
00:22:15,942 --> 00:22:17,422
[GROANING]
Hey?

338
00:22:17,422 --> 00:22:20,261
Think you've still got
a fucking audience? Do you?

339
00:22:20,261 --> 00:22:22,581
What are you gonna do?
Fucking sit here?

340
00:22:22,581 --> 00:22:27,901
Breathing in each other's fucking
bum clouds until the sky falls in?

341
00:22:27,901 --> 00:22:31,261
Pardon me, but I am a fucking...

342
00:22:31,261 --> 00:22:34,421
bit more fucking ambitious
than that.

343
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:37,861
A bit more fucking ambitious,
thank you very much.

344
00:22:37,861 --> 00:22:39,741
Come here, you.

345
00:22:39,741 --> 00:22:43,981
If you had to fucking
work for a living,

346
00:22:43,981 --> 00:22:46,381
instead of trying to do
a fucking quick fix.

347
00:22:46,381 --> 00:22:47,461
Hey?

348
00:22:47,461 --> 00:22:49,421
"Look at me! Look how famous I am!

349
00:22:49,421 --> 00:22:51,661
"I've been a twat on telly
for two months."

350
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:54,261
Maybe you'd know what that means?

351
00:22:54,261 --> 00:22:57,421
But, no. Want it now,
want it fucking now.

352
00:22:57,421 --> 00:22:59,021
Well, come and get it.

353
00:22:59,021 --> 00:23:00,061
[CRYING]

354
00:23:00,061 --> 00:23:02,541
Get this fucking bit out here.

355
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,021
Look at that!

356
00:23:04,021 --> 00:23:05,301
Precision!

357
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,741
Bit of precision and pride
in your job.

358
00:23:07,741 --> 00:23:09,540
It's not a lot to ask, is it?

359
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:17,380
Don't even...
Don't even know what that is.

360
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:19,140
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

361
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:24,060
Look at this! What is that?

362
00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:28,020
Stop fucking crying.
This is an escape plan.

363
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:45,700
Kel! Are you gonna
let this fruitcake get away
with this bullshit?

364
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:53,180
He's right.

365
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:57,220
Look, I'm sorry, but he is.
It's worth trying. Space!

366
00:23:57,220 --> 00:23:58,660
Space!

367
00:24:16,299 --> 00:24:18,659
Oh, got a live one.

368
00:24:27,179 --> 00:24:28,139
[GUNSHOT]

369
00:24:30,982 --> 00:24:32,941
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