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'This programme contains very strong
language and scenes of horror which
some viewers may find disturbing. '

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- It's the Big Brother live feed.
- Hurrah.

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- My girlfriend works there.
- On that?

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Yes. And I'm worried about her.

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You're that fella
off Big Brother, in't ya?

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You know,
you're shorter in real life.

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It's not a bite!

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Bollocks. I'm not taking the chance.

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- No, please.
- Aargh! Aargh!

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Sorry.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God! Hurry!

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- Are you gonna be sick?
- No.

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No! You're not doing that in here!

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Gray!

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They're gonna keep pouring in
from outside

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if we don't shut the gate.

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As long as we're still
breathing, we're smarter than them,

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and that's why
we're gonna beat 'em.

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That's her! She's alive!

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Good girl. Good girl.

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We've caned these.

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Don't give me no more.

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No problem.

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Why do they keep coming
towards the house like that?

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I'm glad they do.
Easier to pick off.

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Yeah, but why?

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Some kind of
primitive intuition, maybe.

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They feel the need to be near us.

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Don't forget, this place
used to be like a church to them.

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Maybe they can just smell bullshit.

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Get him.

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Right, that's the last of 'em.

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Clear for now. Just the ones
we can't see and those at the gates.

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Fuck this. Fuck this.

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Yes. Right.

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Right. Right, right.

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That's a light machine.

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It's not a machine, it's a lamp.

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Well, it lights up the room.

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Well, it's dead now.

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It's bad for the environment,
wasting light.

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I'm not wasting it.

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I'm turning it into something else.

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What, like recycling?

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If you like.

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Then that's OK.

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It's only 36 miles.

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That's a long way on foot
with those things around.

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I'm not just going to sit here,
am I?

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- You won't make it.
- I can't not try.

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I mean, I can see her,
do you know what I mean?

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Look, I can't just stay here
and play farmhouse kitchen with you.

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Look, we've got to think
long-term.

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No.

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We're away from the cities.

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There's a wall around these grounds.

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We can eat veg from the garden
and catch fish in the river.

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What river?

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Stand up. Fucking stand up.
Stand up!

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Go over to the door.

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Move!

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Listen to me.

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Stand there. Put your hand
on the door, on the fucking handle.

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- I don't like it.
- Shut up and listen.

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You're gonna open that door
and you are gonna slam it,

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fucking slam it on her
when she's halfway in.

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Do you understand what "halfway" is?

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Do you understand?

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- Say, "Yes, I understand. "
- Yes.

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Then are you ready?

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I don't like it.

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It is this,

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or we take it in turns
shitting in the bin

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until we starve to death.

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Does that appeal? No?
Then are you ready?

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Do not fuck this up. All right?

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Get ready.

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CRYING

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Now!

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Oh, my God. You killed her.

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You've killed her.

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You've killed Davina.

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I hired her. I can do what I like.

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Oh, my God.

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Result!

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Why didn't you tell me
this ran into the grounds?

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You're the genius with the map.

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This is the Blackwater.

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Runs around the back of the studios.

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- Yeah, so?
- That's fate, that is.

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We're safe here!

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And I have got to go.

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Well!

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You can't just stay here
on your own. Alex!

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I packed your bag.

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Thank you.

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What's with the axe?
Where's the gun?

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No ammo.

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There is. You said
there's one bullet left.

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I only said that
to make you feel better.

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What would you have done
if one of those things was in there?

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Outrun you.

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Right.

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Heat.

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Grazia.

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Nuts.

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Zoo.

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Nuts and Zoo, man?
Now that is the axis of wanking.

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- Oh, Nando's.
- McD's.

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- Classy.
- Let me tell you something, yeah?

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When you wake up and you've
got a massive hangover,

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there is nothing better
than a good Egg McMuffin.

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Yeah, I'll give you that.

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Kill or cure, innit?

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Come on, we're off track here.

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- EastEnders.
- Lost.

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Doctor Who.

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It's a kids' show.

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- It's not a kids' show.
- It is.

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- The Sopranos.
- No, already finished.

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We're talking about things
that have ended prematurely

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because of this mess.

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Come on, Jops. If you want to play,
get it right.

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YouTube.

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Facebook.

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Oh, shit. MySpace!

128
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Amazon.

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Now you're on it!

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- Is this where you make
Big Brother?
- Yes.

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Oh, my God.

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- Oh, my God!
- Shut up.

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She's a new one.

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Hello? Hello?

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Hello. Is this even working? Hello?

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Hello? Hello?

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- It's a voice.
- Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God, we're being rescued!

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Hello? Ssh, ssh, ssh. Stop.

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- Listen!
- Is that one of the Big Brother
voices?

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Patrick, is that you?

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Yeah, yeah, it's me, um...

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- Kelly!
- Kelly. That's it. Listen.

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We are trapped in the gallery.

145
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We? Who are you with? Are you OK?

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- Hello, Space!
- Pippa? No way!

147
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I was stuck in the room,
and he done a poo and it stank!

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What the fuck... is wrong with you?

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Listen, fuck the reunion.
You've gotta get us out of here.

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Can you make your way
across the car park?

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- Is it safe?
- Ish.

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- Ish?
- We've closed the main gates,

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and cleared most of those
in the compound.

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- What do you mean, "cleared"?
- That'll be me.

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- Where the fuck did that come from?
- It's a long story.

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Fine. Just come and get us out,
then.

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We can't.

158
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We are trapped in here!

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How many of those things
are up there?

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It's one thing shooting from here,
another heading out there.

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Says the man with the gun
to me with the pointy stick!

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I'm sorry, mate,
it's not worth the risk!

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Fuck you.

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- What's he doing?
- What are you doing?

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- What are you playing at?
- Put the shutters up!

166
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- Is this guy for real?
- Patrick.

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Right. No dialogue,
just instant abuse of human rights.

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Oh, fuck off, Shami Chakrabati.

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Try this.

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Oh, my God! Patrick!

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- What are you doing?
- Shut up.

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Stop it!

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Whose house do you think
you're standing in,

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you stupid speck of shit?

175
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Patrick!
We're coming to get you.

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Thank you.

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Bollocks!

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- But Pippa's there as well.
- You can't go up there, man.

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We've got guns. They haven't.

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Stay here, then.

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Space?

182
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I've got you covered!

183
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Don't worry about it.
It's just Brian.

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Fuck, it is Brian.

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Come on.

186
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Come on. You took your time.

187
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We should pass by an old abbey.

188
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And then some woods
half a mile later.

189
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The studio's behind there.

190
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All right.

191
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So what's the best way back down?

192
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What am I, fucking invisible?
I'm talking to you.

193
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Fucking hell.

194
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Yeah, what are you looking for?
Crown Court? Come on.

195
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It's worth a try.

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- I heard something on the radio.
- What?

197
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- Some foreign voice.
- Saying what?

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I don't know!
I don't speak foreigner.

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You know, a foreign voice
is good enough for me.

200
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We're gonna find the nearest port,
and get out of Britain.

201
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- Come on.
- We can't.

202
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Why not?!

203
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You'll see.

204
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- Oh, fuck.
- Oh, my God.

205
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I don't like it.

206
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They just keep coming.

207
00:13:00,382 --> 00:13:04,062
Look, it's still not safe here.
We should get back into the house.

208
00:13:04,097 --> 00:13:05,547
Oh, fuck.

209
00:13:05,582 --> 00:13:07,582
It's the best place to be
right now.

210
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:29,632
Shit, that's one of them,
er... "water door" things, innit?

211
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:32,437
A lock, yeah. Hurry.

212
00:13:32,472 --> 00:13:34,792
- Everyone, this is Patrick.
- Hi, Patrick.

213
00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:36,752
Oh, fuck it.

214
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- Fucking starving.
- So are we.

215
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,129
Patrick, it's gotta last.

216
00:13:42,164 --> 00:13:43,557
You've got a Biodome.

217
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Grow some fucking courgettes
or something.

218
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Here.

219
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not in here.
I'm trying to give up.

220
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They won't listen.

221
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Take it outside, you dirty bastard.

222
00:13:52,106 --> 00:13:54,836
What?

223
00:13:54,871 --> 00:13:56,111
Pass me that peanut butter.

224
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What's the magic word?

225
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Fuck off.

226
00:14:01,471 --> 00:14:03,471
- What the...?
- Fucking hell.

227
00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:19,630
Fuck!

228
00:15:41,989 --> 00:15:43,229
You all right?

229
00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:10,589
Do it.

230
00:16:19,109 --> 00:16:20,669
I liked our farmhouse.

231
00:16:24,948 --> 00:16:26,268
I'm so sorry.

232
00:16:27,428 --> 00:16:28,948
I know.

233
00:17:17,947 --> 00:17:19,347
Fuck!

234
00:17:52,307 --> 00:17:54,232
Look who's off
the fag wagon.

235
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:57,387
Guy's a dickhead.
You don't wanna work under that.

236
00:17:57,422 --> 00:17:59,672
Yeah, just let him walk it out.

237
00:17:59,707 --> 00:18:02,187
Poor bastard's got a lot
to come to terms with.

238
00:18:02,222 --> 00:18:03,232
And who ain't?

239
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,706
The whole world's
gone fucking tits up,

240
00:18:04,741 --> 00:18:06,191
and we don't even know why.

241
00:18:06,226 --> 00:18:09,306
- It's a terrorist attack.
- No, it's bigger than that.

242
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"And the sea gave up
the dead which were in it.

243
00:18:13,346 --> 00:18:16,566
"And death and hell delivered up
the dead which were in them.

244
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"And they were judged, every man,
according to their works. "

245
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Judgement Day.

246
00:18:21,718 --> 00:18:23,511
It's in the Bible.

247
00:18:23,546 --> 00:18:25,031
You can't wheel out the Bible.

248
00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:27,631
- I thought you was an atheist.
- Yes.

249
00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:29,946
You trying to say that God's
punishing us for something?

250
00:18:29,981 --> 00:18:32,071
No, I'm not saying God...

251
00:18:32,106 --> 00:18:34,726
If it's Iraq, I never agreed to that
in the first place.

252
00:18:34,761 --> 00:18:37,346
That wouldn't be fair.
Or the other place. Palestinia.

253
00:18:37,381 --> 00:18:39,911
I'm not even saying there is a god.

254
00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:44,146
But if there is,
maybe all this is happening

255
00:18:44,181 --> 00:18:48,346
because he or she or it
is judging our culture

256
00:18:48,381 --> 00:18:50,751
and smiting us accordingly.

257
00:18:50,786 --> 00:18:52,786
Yeah, but why be
such a cunt about it?

258
00:19:17,785 --> 00:19:19,225
Fuck! Fuck!

259
00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:25,585
Oh, fuck!

260
00:19:56,184 --> 00:19:58,429
It's like a losers' convention
in here.

261
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,824
- Proud of yourselves?
- Want another fag, Patrick?

262
00:20:00,859 --> 00:20:02,201
Oddly enough, I don't, Kathy.

263
00:20:02,236 --> 00:20:03,509
- Kelly.
- Yeah, whatever.

264
00:20:03,544 --> 00:20:06,344
- We need an escape plan.
- Like we haven't thought of that.

265
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,264
Think of it as a task,
if that helps.

266
00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:10,961
Come on, we should hit the road!

267
00:20:10,996 --> 00:20:12,624
We can't get to the road no more.

268
00:20:12,659 --> 00:20:14,229
You haven't fucking tried!

269
00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:16,424
Patrick, I agree with you. Patrick.

270
00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:17,949
I agree with you. I do.

271
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,464
But there's no way through
those gates. You've seen them.

272
00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:22,601
We've got the keys to a van.
So we'll just drive.

273
00:20:22,636 --> 00:20:24,669
- We'll drive away!
- We can't just drive past.

274
00:20:24,704 --> 00:20:27,704
All right? They won't step aside
like some fucking chambermaids.

275
00:20:27,739 --> 00:20:29,144
We'll just, we'll...

276
00:20:30,704 --> 00:20:32,669
We'll distract them!

277
00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:34,823
We'll distract them.
We'll bait them away, OK?

278
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,943
We'll bait them away
from the gates long enough

279
00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:38,420
and then we'll drive
straight through.

280
00:20:38,455 --> 00:20:39,828
With what? A ball of string?

281
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,828
Look, they eat flesh, don't they?

282
00:20:41,863 --> 00:20:44,908
Right? That's what they eat.
We'll give 'em some.

283
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:48,463
There's a man-sized portion
of Pedigree Chum laying right there.

284
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,280
- Fuck off!
- We'll chop 'em up.

285
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,028
We'll chop 'em up!

286
00:20:52,063 --> 00:20:54,708
We'll toss the best bits
to the fucking ghoulies.

287
00:20:54,743 --> 00:20:57,303
They'll run after that.
Munch, munch, thanks very much.

288
00:20:57,338 --> 00:20:58,783
We'll drive straight through.

289
00:20:58,818 --> 00:20:59,828
You're not doing that.

290
00:20:59,863 --> 00:21:02,983
I didn't say it was gonna be
a genteel parlour game,

291
00:21:03,018 --> 00:21:04,588
you titted fucking idiot.

292
00:21:04,623 --> 00:21:07,623
But it is worth a pissing shot!

293
00:21:07,658 --> 00:21:09,423
No. No, no, no, it's not.

294
00:21:11,743 --> 00:21:15,903
Actually, I think we should
at least consider it.

295
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,463
What?

296
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,023
Fucking hell.

297
00:21:48,982 --> 00:21:50,582
You should come
and help me with this!

298
00:21:50,617 --> 00:21:52,462
It's not as bad as it looks!

299
00:21:52,497 --> 00:21:53,942
Bunch of cowards.

300
00:21:55,342 --> 00:21:57,302
I'll do it. I'll fucking do it.

301
00:21:59,182 --> 00:22:02,102
Have that. Lovely.

302
00:22:03,142 --> 00:22:04,582
Look at that.

303
00:22:11,342 --> 00:22:13,642
What's the fucking matter with you?

304
00:22:13,677 --> 00:22:15,942
Bloody backwards fucking livestock.

305
00:22:15,977 --> 00:22:17,387
Hey?

306
00:22:17,422 --> 00:22:20,261
Think you've still got
a fucking audience? Do you?

307
00:22:20,296 --> 00:22:22,546
What are you gonna do?
Fucking sit here?

308
00:22:22,581 --> 00:22:27,901
Breathing in each other's fucking
bum clouds until the sky falls in?

309
00:22:27,936 --> 00:22:31,226
Pardon me, but I am a fucking...

310
00:22:31,261 --> 00:22:34,386
bit more fucking ambitious
than that.

311
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:37,861
A bit more fucking ambitious,
thank you very much.

312
00:22:37,896 --> 00:22:39,706
Come here, you.

313
00:22:39,741 --> 00:22:43,061
If you had to fucking
work for a living,

314
00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:46,381
instead of trying to do
a fucking quick fix.

315
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:47,426
Hey?

316
00:22:47,461 --> 00:22:49,386
"Look at me! Look how famous I am!

317
00:22:49,421 --> 00:22:51,661
"I've been a twat on telly
for two months. "

318
00:22:51,696 --> 00:22:54,226
Maybe you'd know what that means?

319
00:22:54,261 --> 00:22:57,421
But, no. Want it now,
want it fucking now.

320
00:22:57,456 --> 00:22:59,021
Well, come and get it.

321
00:23:00,061 --> 00:23:02,541
Get this fucking bit out here.

322
00:23:02,576 --> 00:23:03,938
Look at that!

323
00:23:03,973 --> 00:23:05,266
Precision!

324
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,741
Bit of precision and pride
in your job.

325
00:23:07,776 --> 00:23:09,540
It's not a lot to ask, is it?

326
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:17,380
Don't even...
Don't even know what that is.

327
00:23:17,415 --> 00:23:19,140
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

328
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:24,060
Look at this! What is that?

329
00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:28,020
Stop fucking crying.
This is an escape plan.

330
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:45,700
Kel! Are you gonna
let this fruitcake get away
with this bullshit?

331
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:53,180
He's right.

332
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:57,220
Look, I'm sorry, but he is.
It's worth trying. Space!

333
00:23:57,255 --> 00:23:58,660
Space!

334
00:24:16,299 --> 00:24:18,659
Oh, got a live one.

335
00:24:30,982 --> 00:24:32,941
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