1 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:42,250 {\an8}Di seluruh dunia, sejak zaman-berzaman lagi, 2 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:45,916 {\an8}setiap budaya ada cara berbeza untuk raikan permulaan usia dewasa. 3 00:00:47,666 --> 00:00:49,000 {\an8}Ada quinceaƱera. 4 00:00:50,041 --> 00:00:51,416 {\an8}Majlis hari jadi ke-16. 5 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,375 {\an8}Ada juga yang dipanggil terjun darat. 6 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:57,875 Ayah saya kata di hutan Amazon Brazil, 7 00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:00,166 ada upacara inisiasi semut peluru 8 00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:03,375 iaitu semut api merayap di tangan kita dan gigit anda. 9 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:06,083 Jika boleh tahan sakit, anda sedia jadi lelaki dewasa. 10 00:01:06,083 --> 00:01:08,333 Saya kata jika dia rasa itu teruk, 11 00:01:09,625 --> 00:01:11,958 cubalah jadi gadis di sekolah menengah. 12 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:17,541 Semua orang ada cara tersendiri. 13 00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:20,625 Kami ada cara kami. 14 00:01:30,625 --> 00:01:33,250 Semasa bar mitzvah atau bat mitzvah, apabila kita 13 tahun, 15 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:36,333 kita tampil di depan kawan, keluarga dan orang tua-tua kuil 16 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:37,750 dan membaca Torah. 17 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,916 Kemudian, biasanya ada parti. 18 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:42,833 Baiklah, mishpachah, 19 00:01:43,583 --> 00:01:48,375 sila ucapkan helo kepada orang dewasa terbaru dan paling hebat, 20 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:52,458 Stacy Friedman! 21 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:57,333 Bat mitzvah ialah hari pertama kita dewasa. 22 00:01:57,333 --> 00:02:01,750 Semua orang tahu kehidupan dewasa yang hebat bergantung pada permulaannya. 23 00:02:06,291 --> 00:02:07,458 {\an8}Temanya. 24 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:09,791 - Makanannya. - Saya nak satu. 25 00:02:09,791 --> 00:02:11,333 Video ketibaan. 26 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,541 Semuanya ada cerita. 27 00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:15,833 Siapa yang saya nak jadi? 28 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:20,166 Saya akan ada kawan seumur hidup yang hebat macam Lydia Rodriguez Katz? 29 00:02:20,958 --> 00:02:23,458 Semua perkara sebelum hari itu tak penting 30 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:26,708 kerana itu diri kita yang dulu, yang masih kecil. 31 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:28,791 Kini kita dah dewasa. 32 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:32,458 Jadi, siapa kisah jika dua tahun lalu kita terkencing 33 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:35,375 semasa lawatan sekolah dan perlu suruh Kak Ronnie 34 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:37,541 hantar seluar bersih secara rahsia? 35 00:02:38,041 --> 00:02:40,041 Ini situasi hipotesis saja. 36 00:02:42,291 --> 00:02:44,000 Ayuh Stacy! Itu adik saya! 37 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,291 Cara terbaik untuk sambut alam dewasa 38 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,500 adalah dengan lelaki terkacak gred tujuh. 39 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,958 Andy, apa awak buat? 40 00:03:04,666 --> 00:03:09,666 Stacy, saya jatuh cinta sejak nampak awak berlakon Drama Purim di kuil. 41 00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:13,166 Awak Ratu Esther paling cantik saya pernah lihat. 42 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:18,208 Bolehkah saya rasmikan saya jadi kekasih awak dengan ciuman? 43 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:23,666 Saya benarkan, Andy Goldfarb. 44 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,250 Stacy! 45 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:33,500 Stacy, nanti lambat. Marilah. 46 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:40,041 Ibu tahu awak dengar. 47 00:03:40,041 --> 00:03:43,625 Sekejap, saya sedang flos gigi macam ibu suruh! 48 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:46,166 - Sekarang saya berkumur. - Cepatlah! 49 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:48,458 - Awak juga, Ronnie! - Saya dah siap! 50 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:50,958 Awak selalu cakap saja tapi belum siap. 51 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:54,291 - Baiklah. Saya belum siap. - Yankee menang. 52 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:55,750 Awak pakai begitu? 53 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:58,375 Saya tak kenal budak itu. Takkan nak pakai sut. 54 00:03:58,375 --> 00:04:01,333 Kawan sekolah. Kita perlu kenal ibu bapanya juga. 55 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:02,583 Saya tak nak kenal. 56 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:06,291 Semasa mereka kecil, kita cuma perlu kenal mereka dan penjaga trampolin. 57 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:07,625 Ronnie, nanti lewat! 58 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:09,958 Saya tunggu Stacy siap. Sabarlah. 59 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:14,250 Andy, saya nak makan sup bebola matzo dengan awak. 60 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:19,833 Andy, yarmulka awak cantik. 61 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:22,333 Tak sangka awak datang bat mitzvah malam ini. Hebat. 62 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:23,958 Sayang, awak cari apa? 63 00:04:23,958 --> 00:04:25,208 Saya cari subang. 64 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:30,125 Semoga berjaya. Teruskan mencari. Carilah perlahan-lahan. 65 00:04:30,125 --> 00:04:31,458 Stacy! 66 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:33,083 Maaf, saya datang! 67 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:45,375 Cantiknya. 68 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:47,333 Tapi ibu takkan benarkan pakai. 69 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:50,791 Dia takkan perasan pun dan saya akan buat ayah kasihan. 70 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,583 Ibu akan perasan. Dia benci. 71 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:56,208 Ayah akan kasihan, tapi takut nak lawan ibu. 72 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,875 Saya lebih lama kenal mereka. 73 00:05:00,041 --> 00:05:03,333 Maaf, apa benda di kaki awak itu? 74 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:06,083 Ibu Lydia belikan supaya kami boleh berkembar. 75 00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:09,500 - Berkembar? - Pakai benda sama. Trend gred tujuh. 76 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,333 Tukar. Macam penari bogel. 77 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:14,083 - Tak baik kata begitu. - Ya, nanti ibu dikutuk. 78 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:15,125 Aduhai. 79 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,458 Jika tak, ibu ambil telefon awak. 80 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:31,500 Tak boleh. Buka kasut awak. 81 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,916 Pergi masuk kereta. 82 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,583 Jika lambat, makanan habis. 83 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:37,458 Ibu belum siap. Kami dah siap. 84 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:40,750 - Ibu tak jumpa subang. - Awak dah cari betul-betul? 85 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:43,083 Jika cari betul-betul, boleh jumpa. 86 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:44,625 Kenapa awak usik saya? 87 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:46,666 Sebab saya tahu perempuan perlu lebih masa. 88 00:05:46,666 --> 00:05:48,875 Lagipun saya tak nak pergi langsung. 89 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:51,291 - Kamu teruk. - Ya. Sayang awak. Okey. 90 00:05:51,291 --> 00:05:54,625 Biarlah dia pakai. Tak adil Lydia seorang saja pakai. 91 00:05:54,625 --> 00:05:57,708 Okey. Dua minit lagi awak benci kasut itu. 92 00:05:58,458 --> 00:05:59,708 Sama-sama. 93 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,541 Terima kasih. Sayang awak. 94 00:06:07,791 --> 00:06:10,125 - Aduh. - Stacy! 95 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:11,875 Saya datang! 96 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:13,958 Baiklah. 97 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:21,041 - Cepat! - Saya datang, maaf! 98 00:06:21,041 --> 00:06:23,083 - Hebat! - Bagus. 99 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,416 Macam ayah. Baju formal, kasut sniker. 100 00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:27,625 Selesa paling penting. 101 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:32,666 - Itu pun dia! - Dia terincut-incut. Hai! 102 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:35,583 - Hai, Lyd! - Lydia, Lydia ensiklopedia. 103 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:36,833 - Hai! - Hati-hati. 104 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:38,458 Cantik kasut. Comelnya awak. 105 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:40,958 Terima kasih. Saya dan Stacy berkembar. 106 00:06:40,958 --> 00:06:42,791 - Kami ada dengar. - Tak lagi. 107 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:45,875 - Awak tukar. - Jangan risau. 108 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:49,041 - Terima kasih. Kaki saya kebas. - Ibu dan ayah tahu kami bawa awak? 109 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:52,333 Saya beritahu ibu, dia beritahu peguam ayah. Ayuh. 110 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:56,250 Bagus! 111 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,750 Ayah, boleh matikan lagu ini tak? Malulah. 112 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:02,000 Kenapa malu? Tiada siapa dengar pun. 113 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,083 Tuhanku! Ayah malukan saya! 114 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:07,041 Baiklah! Ayah matikan. Tuhanku. 115 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:12,000 Ayah dah matikan! Kamu marah apa lagi? 116 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,958 Mereka tonton video sedih dan lawan siapa menangis dulu. 117 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:19,333 Kamu cuba menangis. Peliknya. 118 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:20,541 ANJING JUMPA TUAN SEMULA 119 00:07:22,791 --> 00:07:25,708 Awak memang pandai main permainan ini. Bencinya. 120 00:07:25,708 --> 00:07:27,583 Keluarga ini perlukan pakar terapi. 121 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:28,791 Awak perlukan dua. 122 00:07:28,791 --> 00:07:29,708 Sepuluh. 123 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:34,250 Bagus. Buat perangai normal. Kita nak pergi kuil. 124 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:35,458 Ini muzik kamu. 125 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:47,125 Ayuh buat bising, mishpachah! 126 00:07:51,291 --> 00:07:53,500 Ini b'nai mitzvah Devin! 127 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:57,666 Dia dah dewasa. Beri tepukan untuk Devin! 128 00:07:57,666 --> 00:08:00,500 Kami desak guru untuk beri lebih kerja rumah. 129 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:03,625 Perlu mula awal supaya anak-anak bersedia hadapi dunia. 130 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:05,416 India telah kalahkan kita. 131 00:08:05,416 --> 00:08:07,625 - Saya beritahu anak saya... - Maaf. 132 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:10,791 Boleh saya mencelah sebentar bagi pihak orang lain? 133 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:14,583 Kami datang malam ini untuk makan ayam dan ikan 134 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:17,875 dan minum arak, jadi boleh awak berhenti bercakap? 135 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:20,875 Terima kasih. 136 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:31,416 Ini memang klasik. Dah tonton Leprechaun in the Hood? 137 00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:33,416 - Itu karya agung. - Kami tahu. 138 00:08:33,416 --> 00:08:37,041 Kami dah tonton. Ia teruk. Boleh biar kami tonton filem kami? 139 00:08:37,041 --> 00:08:38,291 Selamat tinggal! 140 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:39,916 Aduh. 141 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:43,416 - Kita dah tonton? - Tak. 142 00:08:44,708 --> 00:08:46,416 Saya suka tema karnival ini, 143 00:08:46,416 --> 00:08:49,041 tapi tema Candyland awak tentu paling hebat. 144 00:08:49,041 --> 00:08:52,541 Tak sehebat tema New York awak nanti! 145 00:08:52,541 --> 00:08:56,125 Jika ibu bapa saya izinkan. Ayah awak dah tanya DJ Schmuley? 146 00:08:56,125 --> 00:08:59,625 Ayuh jerit, "DJ Schmuley ialah raja saya!" 147 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,875 DJ Schmuley ialah raja saya! 148 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,833 - Kami dah tempah dia! - Bagus! 149 00:09:06,666 --> 00:09:08,458 Cantiknya kamu! 150 00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:09,708 - Hai, semua. - Hai. 151 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:11,625 Percaya tak kita dewasa tahun ini? 152 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:12,583 - Tak. - Ya. 153 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:15,041 Ibu saya benarkan saya cukur kaki tadi. 154 00:09:15,041 --> 00:09:17,333 Kali pertama. Ajaib betul. 155 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,833 Saya bangga, Nikki! 156 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:21,916 Rasa pedih sekarang, macam betis disapu wasabi. 157 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:24,625 Tuhanku. 158 00:09:24,625 --> 00:09:27,458 Kenapa Kym, Anya dan Megan selalu nampak hebat? 159 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:29,083 Itu burung yang diselamatkan? 160 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:31,000 - Apa? - Harapnya. 161 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,291 - Takutnya. - Nak tahu apa lagi takut? 162 00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:36,958 Ibu Nikki benarkan Ronnie dan Zaara minum arak! 163 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:39,375 Satu, dua, tiga. 164 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,708 Okey, biar saya sorok. 165 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:47,208 Ya, ibunya nak tunjuk hebat. Memang aneh. 166 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:48,583 Ayuh! 167 00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:53,458 Tuhanku, Andy Goldfarb nampak sangat kacak malam ini. 168 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,375 Awak sedar tak 169 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:04,000 dia akan jadi milik saya dan awak pun akan ada kekasih hebat? 170 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,333 Kita gabungkan majlis kahwin dan berjiran di Tribeca. 171 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,041 Di bangunan Taylor Swift? 172 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,375 - Ya. - Ya. 173 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,375 Saya nak tegur dia. 174 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:13,750 - Apa? - Saya sedia. 175 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:16,250 Pergilah, Stace. Ya, awak boleh. 176 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,291 Ikut saya. 177 00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:18,250 - Ya. - Mari. 178 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,083 Inilah masanya. Kita boleh. 179 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,333 Beri laluan! 180 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,000 Hei, tunggu saya! 181 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,083 - Tak! Awak memalukan saya. - Ya! 182 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:42,583 Hei, Stacy. 183 00:10:44,291 --> 00:10:45,458 Saya suka kasut awak. 184 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:50,916 Andy, senyum! 185 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:53,958 Tewaskan dia! 186 00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:04,458 Kenapa Mateo buat begitu? Tak patut betul. 187 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:05,458 Maaf. 188 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:06,791 Betul. Maaf. 189 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,416 Kenapa Andy lepak dengan pelajar Itali itu? 190 00:11:09,416 --> 00:11:11,625 - Rasanya Ecuador. - Apa-apa sajalah. 191 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:15,541 - Kekasihnya di sana pelajar kolej. - Itu melanggar undang-undang. 192 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:18,916 Tuhanku! 193 00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:22,000 - Maaf. - Kenapa dengan awak? 194 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,375 - Memalukan betul. - Maafkan saya. 195 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:27,416 Baiklah, semua, bersorak! 196 00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:40,333 Ayuh, mari menari, semua! Ayuh! 197 00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:54,333 - Biar saya dengar anda jerit, Schmu... - Ley! 198 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,916 - Schmu... - Ley! 199 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,208 Kenapa semua orang suka si bodoh ini? 200 00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:00,750 - Dia hebat. - Hebat. 201 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:05,166 Anda secara rasmi telah mengalami Schmulitisasi! 202 00:12:06,666 --> 00:12:08,458 Terima kasih kerana hadir. 203 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:10,208 BAT MITZVAH STACY! 204 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:13,083 Mari kita bayangkan bersama. 205 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:15,500 Video ketibaan saya bermula... 206 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:19,708 Macam yang kita tahu, ia penentu suasana bat mitzvah. 207 00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,083 - Ronnie! - Janganlah begitu. 208 00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:27,375 Apa pun, saya turun tangga bot persiaran persendirian di Sungai Hudson 209 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,416 dengan sorakan dan bunga api. 210 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,166 Kemudian, siapa datang meluncur dengan jet ski? 211 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,791 Itulah artis rakaman antarabangsa, Olivia Rodrigo. 212 00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:39,708 - Tunggu, bagaimana nak bayar? - Kami ada idea. 213 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,250 Mereka ada idea, sayang. 214 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:42,458 Okey. 215 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,125 Tak. Tunggu. Tak. 216 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:47,833 - Orang tua itu untuk ayah awak. - Teruskan. 217 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:50,541 - Nah. - Okey. 218 00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:51,583 DANA KOLEJ STACY 219 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:52,666 Ini menakjubkan. 220 00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,458 - Diam. - Awaklah diam. 221 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:55,583 Saya bunuh awak. 222 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,375 Saya tikam awak dulu! 223 00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,666 Baguslah. 224 00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:02,333 Tuhanku, ini penting! Saya nak jadi wanita! 225 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,750 Okey. Awak cuma perlu risau tentang projek mitzvah awak 226 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,250 dan hafal haftorah. 227 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,166 Itu tak penting! 228 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,625 Ia penting bagi ibu dan ayah, orang tua lain dan Tuhan. 229 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:17,291 Tapi bagi saya, parti itu yang penting. 230 00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,416 Jika ini gagal, saya akan jadi macam Kate Kossman. 231 00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:22,208 Awak takkan jadi macam dia. 232 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,583 Siapa Kate Kossman? 233 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:27,291 Tema dia zaman pertengahan, bertajuk Kesatria Kate Kossman, 234 00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,625 tanpa sedar singkatannya KKK. 235 00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,666 Ya, itu memang masalah. 236 00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:33,333 Kini dia bersendirian di kafeteria 237 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:38,250 sambil buat gelang persahabatan walaupun dia tiada kawan. 238 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,625 Itu agak dramatik. 239 00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:43,291 Ibu rasa orang tak patut dihukum kerana promosikan KKK. 240 00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,750 Tak sangka ibu sokong perkauman. 241 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:46,791 Aduhai. 242 00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:47,833 Dengar dulu. 243 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,916 Ibu dan ayah kata bat mitzvah tentukan hidup saya. 244 00:13:50,916 --> 00:13:53,041 Dua Lipa akan buat hidup saya sempurna. 245 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,625 Lupakan bintang pop terkenal, bot persiaran, perahu layar. 246 00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:59,250 Tak adil. Majlis Ronnie ada bar kentang bakar. 247 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,625 Semasa bar mitzvah ayah, kami buat parti di rumah nenek. 248 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,666 Kami kongsi bebola matzo gergasi. 249 00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:07,958 Itu yang seronok. Awak tahu temanya? Jadi orang Yahudi. 250 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,750 Hafallah doa dan tulis ucapan. 251 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,166 Saya dah buat. Semuanya dah siap. 252 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,416 Awak tulis ucapan Stacy? 253 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:19,291 - Ibu tahu saya lemah BI. - Dia paling lemah BI. Memang teruk. 254 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,416 - Stacy, tak boleh begitu. - Tak apa. 255 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:24,583 Dia akan buat video hebat untuk saya. Jangan risau. 256 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,916 Bar mojito tanpa alkohol pun cukup. 257 00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:29,541 Kolam bola bolehlah. 258 00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:33,375 Itu untuk kanak-kanak! Sudah tujuh bulan saya datang bulan! 259 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,083 Tunggu, Stacy. 260 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,916 Lamanya awak datang bulan! 261 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,375 Baiklah, saya nak balik. 262 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,500 Saya hantar awak. 263 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,125 Sayang kamu. Jumpa esok. 264 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:45,375 Jangan risau, ayah. Nanti okeylah. 265 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:48,791 - Cepatnya dia besar. Gila betul. - Saya dah minum arak. 266 00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:51,750 Saya cuba hari itu. Saya tak suka. Jangan risau. 267 00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:01,500 Tuhan, apa khabar? 268 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,416 Ini Stacy Friedman, tapi tentu Kau dah tahu. 269 00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:07,250 Tentu Kau dah tahu apa aku nak cakap. 270 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,333 Tapi untuk selamat, aku tetap akan cakap. 271 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:15,958 Aku benar-benar hargainya jika boleh buat bat mitzvah yang hebat. 272 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,750 Aku tahu aku perlu buat projek mitzvah. 273 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:24,166 Tapi bukankah projek mitzvah sepatutnya menonjolkan personaliti aku? 274 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:26,125 Sebab itulah aku buntu. 275 00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:28,208 Aku tak popular. 276 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,750 Aku bukan teruk sangat. 277 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,333 Aku tak kenal diri aku. 278 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:38,708 Tapi aku tahu jika bat mitzvah aku hebat, pintu akan terbuka 279 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:41,291 dan aku boleh hidup bahagia dengan caraku. 280 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,125 Lupakan bintang pop terkenal. 281 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,458 Kolam bola bolehlah. 282 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,458 Kolam bola? Lydia dapat semua permintaannya. 283 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,500 Malah stesen Twizzlers untuk aku. 284 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:53,750 Aku risau ibu dan ayah tak faham dan majlis aku hancur. 285 00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:04,208 - Awak simpan telefon dia? - Tak, dia tipu. 286 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,708 - Berani betul. - Jahat. 287 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:06,875 - Macam Papa. - Ya. 288 00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,916 - Nak duduk di luar? Cerah. - Tak. 289 00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:10,541 Bolehlah saya berjemur. 290 00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:13,041 - Betul. - Itu Tory Burch? 291 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:17,250 Tak, jenama Walmart. Dengan botol air, harganya cuma $12. 292 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,583 Saya tanya dia. 293 00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:22,625 Saya? 294 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:23,750 Skirt awak. 295 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,083 Ya, ini jenama Tory Burch. 296 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:29,916 Ibu saya cuba habiskan duit ayah sebelum tarikh mahkamah lagi. 297 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,458 Hailey Bieber pakai skirt yang sama. 298 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:36,000 Hebat. Okey. Jumpa nanti. 299 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:39,791 Peliknya. 300 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,416 - Saya suka tapi benci mereka. - Ya. 301 00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:44,333 Apa yang baru berlaku? 302 00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:09,333 Megan buat projek mitzvahnya hujung minggu depan. 303 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,916 Dia agih krim suria di Coachella. 304 00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:12,875 - Apa? Wah. - Hebatnya. 305 00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,750 Saya perlukan idea yang hebat. 306 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,083 Saya tertekan. 307 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,583 Lama tak untuk jadi aktivis sosial popular di TikTok? 308 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,083 Enam bulan? 309 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,208 Lamanya. 310 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,416 Kita cuma perlu bertenang. 311 00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,916 Kamu buat apa Sabtu ini? Ibu saya tiada. 312 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,375 - Kenapa? Nak buat parti? - Parti skema? 313 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:33,583 Apa salahnya? 314 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,125 Ayah saya tak ada. 315 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,166 Awak patut buat parti. 316 00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:41,166 Awak boleh ajak semua budak gred tujuh. 317 00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:45,500 Lebih seronok tak ajak orang tertentu. Selalunya kita yang tak diajak. 318 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,416 Hati-hati! 319 00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:06,166 Alamak. Stace? Awak okey? 320 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:07,958 Alamak. 321 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,333 Nampak macam sakit. 322 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,791 Rambut awak ada rumput. 323 00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:12,041 Stacy. 324 00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,291 Awak okey? 325 00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,625 Maaf, salah saya! 326 00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:17,791 Awak okey? 327 00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,791 Ya. Maaf. 328 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,041 Minumlah. 329 00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,916 Wah, hebatnya. 330 00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:35,250 Dia buat. Awak balas. 331 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,833 Kamu berdua secocok. 332 00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,500 Hei, kaki awak okey, Nikki? 333 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,458 Ya, Mateo. Relaks. 334 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,333 Yakah? 335 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:57,125 Ayah jemput tauke dobi ke bat mitzvah, Stacy. 336 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,833 Apa? Itu sangat tak adil. 337 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,916 Orang tua lebih ramai daripada orang normal. 338 00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:04,916 Kenapa budak Mateo itu masuk sekolah Yahudi? 339 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:09,208 Mungkin dia nak tukar agama dan ambil cuti Yahudi? 340 00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:12,166 Awak tak ajak dia? 341 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,666 Tak, saya tak kenal dia. 342 00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:16,041 Jika awak jemput Mateo, Andy mungkin datang. 343 00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,500 Berseronoklah belajar! 344 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,208 Sayang awak! 345 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,250 Awak khayal? 346 00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:39,625 DERMA 347 00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:41,291 - Terima kasih. - Bagus. 348 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,000 - Manishmah. - Hai. 349 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,583 - Shalom. - Shalom. 350 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,166 Cantiknya. 351 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:49,375 - Saya tak kreatif. - Saya tak pandai kraftangan. 352 00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:51,375 - Baju awak lawa. - Terima kasih. 353 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,541 Ya, cantik. 354 00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,750 Mereka baru keluar dari stor bercium. 355 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,333 Mereka bercium di stor? 356 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:59,583 Kenapa tak tertangkap? Ada ramai orang di sini. 357 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:05,083 Percaya tak semasa saya sebaya kamu, saya ahli kumpulan rock-n-roll Yahudi? 358 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:10,041 Nama kami Exodus kerana kumpulan Genesis dah ada. 359 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,666 - Maaf, Aaron, awak bosan? - Apa? Tak, saya dengar, Cantor Jerry. 360 00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:15,791 Stace, hei! 361 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,208 - Awak comel. Apa khabar? - Baik. 362 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,958 - Tiang! - Tiang! 363 00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:23,500 Awak dah ulang kaji Torah? 364 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,291 Panjangnya 6,000 muka surat. 365 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,625 Kenapa ibu bapa saya pilih minggu ketiga Ogos? 366 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:31,666 Tapi saya punya seminit setengah. Terima kasih, 10 Jun! 367 00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:35,000 Cepat! Kelas mula lima minit lagi! 368 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,666 Saya bayangkan sekolah Yahudi sebagai teater lakonan saya. 369 00:20:38,666 --> 00:20:42,666 Buku doa kamu ialah program teater dan saya bintangnya, adik comel. 370 00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:46,583 Saya yang bawa aura glamor. 371 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,625 Gurau saja. Mari, kelas nak mula. 372 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,833 - Rabai Rebecca! - Boleh kita makan snek? 373 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,083 - Nak latke dan ikan gefilte? - Dia gila. 374 00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,666 Saya tahu. Saya suka dia. 375 00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:56,875 Saya bintangnya, adik comel, aura glamor. 376 00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,291 - Sama sangat. - Hebat. 377 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,708 Terima kasih. 378 00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:03,125 - Dia serius? Aduhai. - Itulah! 379 00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,958 Saya benar-benar nak rasa awan. 380 00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:08,333 - Awak nak apa? - Saya nak rasa awan. 381 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,833 Saya nak rasa saja. 382 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,375 - Bunyinya... - Awak okey? 383 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,875 Ya. Kenapa? 384 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,416 Kepala awak tadi. Kecederaan kepala bukan benda main-main. 385 00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:23,458 Saya pernah muntah semasa main bola kerana konkusi. 386 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,333 Awak muntah? 387 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,791 Tak. 388 00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,208 Baguslah. 389 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,375 - Baiklah, shabbat shalom! - Shabbat shalom. 390 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:39,666 Kamu semua okey? Seronok? 391 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,666 Dah mulakan projek mitzvah? 392 00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,541 - Belum. - Sudah. 393 00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:44,458 Belum? 394 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:47,625 Itulah bahagian paling penting dalam semua ini. 395 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:52,958 Itulah peluang kamu untuk berjasa kepada masyarakat. 396 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:56,041 Apa? Kamu tak peduli tentang masyarakat? 397 00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:57,916 - Tidak. - Ya. 398 00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:02,583 Apa kata kita sambung semula cerita kawan lama kita, David? 399 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:08,541 Ingat dia? Dia nak berasmara dengan Bathsheba yang seksi 400 00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:11,166 walaupun dia isteri orang. 401 00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:14,666 David memang teruk! Awak teruk tak, Aaron? 402 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:16,958 Tak. 403 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:19,166 Pernah buat begitu? Curangi isteri? 404 00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:25,625 - Saya? - Saya gurau saja. Relaks. 405 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:27,833 Awak berpeluh. Aduhai. 406 00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,833 Awak tak teruk. Awak baik. 407 00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:31,916 Lihat, bulu lengan dan misai semakin lebat. 408 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,916 Baruch hashem, Aaron. Ayuh. 409 00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,666 Ibu beritahu jurujual, "Saya nak semua warna." 410 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:46,208 Dia tanya, "Awak nak bercerai?" Ibu kata, "Mana awak tahu?" 411 00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:49,375 Lucu, ibu. 412 00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:52,666 Boleh saya ajak kawan datang Sabtu ini? 413 00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:53,875 Ya. Kawan bermain? 414 00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:57,833 Ibu, saya dah 13 tahun. Jangan panggil mereka kawan bermain. 415 00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,875 Ayah saya telefon. Hai! 416 00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:05,750 Hei! Ayah di kedai. Ibu kata awak perlukan tampon. 417 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,083 - Ayah tak pasti saiz apa... - Beli saja. 418 00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:11,416 - Ada banyak. - Beli tuala wanita. Saya tak peduli. 419 00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:12,875 Darah awak banyak? 420 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,666 - Banyak? - Banyak. 421 00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:16,708 - Aduhai. - Tak banyak? Berketul? 422 00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:19,500 Ayah keliru. Ayah nak beli mentega kacang. 423 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:20,416 Saya... 424 00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:24,458 Ibu kata ini situasi bahaya? Awak mungkin perlu tidur di tab mandi? 425 00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,208 Nanti ayah hantar ke bilik. 426 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:27,791 Sayang ayah. Jumpa nanti. 427 00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:34,458 "Hei, Lyd, ini Kym. Kawan-kawan saya nak datang. 428 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:36,041 Datanglah jika ada masa." 429 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,375 Wah. 430 00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:40,916 Nak balas apa? 431 00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:42,250 Awak nak pergi? 432 00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,166 Tak. 433 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,416 Tapi saya patut balas. 434 00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:52,500 Ya. Mestilah. Awak nak pergi? Saya tak peduli. 435 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,416 Saya rasa mereka teruk, tapi itu pilihan awak. 436 00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:58,750 - Saya nak tanya jika awak boleh ikut. - Jangan. 437 00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:02,291 Saya tanya sekarang. Saya dah terhantar. Alamak, maaf. 438 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:07,875 OKEY 439 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:13,083 Wah! Ibu, boleh tolong hantar kami ke rumah Kym Chang-Cohen? 440 00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,708 - Boleh singgah di rumah saya dulu? - Ya. 441 00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:18,666 - Saya datang bulan. - Tak ajak Tara dan Nikki? 442 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,458 Saya rasa tak boleh. 443 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:25,375 Ajak tiga orang ramai sangat. 444 00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:26,833 - Ya, saya setuju. - Ya. 445 00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:38,541 Okey. Cepat. 446 00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:39,625 - Hai, Ron. - Hai. 447 00:24:39,625 --> 00:24:42,166 - Patutkah saya pakai jaket? - Tak. Nak ke mana? 448 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:43,583 Rumah Kym Chang-Cohen. 449 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:47,666 Di rumah budak popular, jangan membantah atau teruja sangat. 450 00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:48,750 - Okey. - Hebat. 451 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:52,875 Ayah letak tuala wanita di katil awak. Saiz besar. Saya ingat bantal. 452 00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,083 Biar benar? 453 00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:55,750 Kelakarnya. 454 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:04,291 Wah! 455 00:25:04,291 --> 00:25:06,750 Ingat. Jangan bantah atau teruja sangat. 456 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,416 Lydia, awak suka sesiapa? 457 00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:26,583 Tidak. Tak ramai budak lelaki gred kita yang menarik. 458 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:27,625 Betul tak? 459 00:25:29,416 --> 00:25:31,333 Awak cuma suka lelaki? 460 00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:35,458 - Rasanya. - Tak apa. Kami bukan semuanya gay. 461 00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:36,541 Hebat. 462 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:38,666 Saya tak membantah. 463 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,833 Stacy, awak pula? 464 00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:46,291 Awak suka siapa? 465 00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:49,750 Tiada sesiapa. 466 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:57,500 Saya ajak orang datang esok jika kamu nak datang. Biasa-biasa saja. 467 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:58,625 Bunyinya seronok. 468 00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:03,000 Datanglah. Mesti menakjubkan! Rumah dia sangat hebat. 469 00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:07,666 Maksud saya, okey saja. 470 00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:12,083 Apa pun, kita patut basuh muka sebelum pergi. 471 00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:14,708 - Tukar baju juga. - Nak ke mana? 472 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,166 Ke tebing. 473 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,250 - Tak naklah. - Kita hati-hati. 474 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,458 Saya tak nak mati. 475 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,250 - Kita tak boleh bantah. - Apa? 476 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,333 Jangan teruja! 477 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:29,833 Andy pun pergi. 478 00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:35,666 Awak tak boleh bantu saya? 479 00:26:35,666 --> 00:26:37,833 Saya bawa awak ke sini. Tak cukup? 480 00:26:40,458 --> 00:26:41,791 Bukan itu maksud saya. 481 00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:43,333 Kamu ikut tak? 482 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,583 Ya, saya ikut. 483 00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:06,375 Ibu saya suruh tunggu tahun depan untuk tebalkan bibir. 484 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,750 Dia kata Botox boleh. Buatlah. 485 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:09,666 Ya. 486 00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:20,000 Tengok siapa datang! 487 00:27:40,041 --> 00:27:41,333 Apa khabar? 488 00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:44,458 Semua okey? 489 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:48,208 - Hai, Stacy. - Hei, Mateo. 490 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,541 Kami baru lawan bola dan kalahkan St. Catherine 3-0. 491 00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:55,291 - Walaupun padang mereka teruk. - Ya, padang itu senget. 492 00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,125 Tepat sekali. 493 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,250 Kepala awak okey? 494 00:28:06,208 --> 00:28:08,875 Masih bersambung dengan badannya. Jadi... 495 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:10,625 Ya, baguslah. 496 00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:13,166 Saya tak muntah. 497 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,041 Apa pun... 498 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:20,250 Hai, saya Andy. 499 00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:23,291 Saya tahu. Kita satu sekolah Yahudi. Lydia. 500 00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:24,583 Yakah? 501 00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:25,875 Ya. 502 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:30,958 Saya cabar salah seorang terjun! Ayuh! Terjunlah. 503 00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:32,250 Terjun tebing? 504 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:34,958 Nanti dua-dua kaki dan tulang belakang patah. 505 00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:37,000 Ya, sepupu Melissa Quinto terjun. 506 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,291 Kini dia perlu mesej guna hidungnya. Tak naklah. 507 00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,166 Mungkin seronok. 508 00:28:42,791 --> 00:28:47,125 - Boleh, tapi saya pakai kanta lekap. - Saya boleh tolong pegangkan. 509 00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:53,708 Alamak. Nanti awak rabun. 510 00:28:56,416 --> 00:28:57,250 Saya terjun. 511 00:28:58,583 --> 00:28:59,416 Apa? 512 00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:03,916 Awak nak terjun? Dahsyat. 513 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,083 Mari kita lihat. 514 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,333 Okey. 515 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,791 - Tak mungkin. - Alamak. 516 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,708 Jika dia terjun, itu idea saya. 517 00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:14,750 Kita tak tahu jika airnya cetek. 518 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,375 - Dia takkan buat. - Dia takkan buat. 519 00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:36,708 - Jika dia mati, kita tak terlibat. - Ya. 520 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,000 - Dia penakut. - Dia berlengah. 521 00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:42,791 Awak kata nak berhati-hati. Tolonglah. 522 00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:44,208 Andy tengok? 523 00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:49,125 Semua orang tengok! 524 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:53,666 Friedman! Awak boleh! Terjun! 525 00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:56,625 - Buat saja! - Jangan buat begini. 526 00:29:56,625 --> 00:30:00,250 Jika awak mati, ibu bapa awak bunuh saya. Sumpah. Jangan! 527 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:12,125 - Tuhanku! - Alamak! 528 00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:13,791 - Tuhanku! - Tuhanku! 529 00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:19,208 Stacy! 530 00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,166 - Stacy! - Alamak! 531 00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:23,708 Biar betul! 532 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Stacy! 533 00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:30,666 - Ini idea saya. - Diam! 534 00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:33,250 Wah, Stacy Friedman! 535 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:35,541 Awak memang legenda! 536 00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:37,500 Begitulah caranya! 537 00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:41,833 Apa itu? 538 00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:50,041 Menjijikkan. 539 00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:53,583 Ya, Stacy tukar tebing jadi Laut Merah. 540 00:30:58,833 --> 00:30:59,791 Bertenang. 541 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,833 Haid perkara biasa setiap bulan. 542 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,291 Itu macam dua bulan. 543 00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:06,416 - Awak takkan tahan jika datang haid. - Ya, bodoh. 544 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:07,875 Apa salah saya? 545 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,291 Terima kasih kerana ikut ketawa. 546 00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:24,708 Saya tak ketawa. 547 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,083 Awak ketawa. 548 00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:28,916 Stacy, ini hal kecil. Pakai baju panas saya. 549 00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:31,833 Hal kecil? Ia memalukan! Andy pandang saya macam... 550 00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:34,208 Awak berani! Orang fikir itu saja. 551 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:36,583 Biarlah. Saya dah tak suka dia. 552 00:31:38,458 --> 00:31:39,625 Sebut waktu. 553 00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:42,250 - Fikir masak-masak. - Sudah. Sebut waktu. 554 00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:47,166 Pukul 5:23. 555 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:50,333 Stacy Friedman dah tak suka Andy Goldfarb. 556 00:31:50,916 --> 00:31:54,041 Masa kematian, 5:23 petang. 557 00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,791 Okey, mari pergi. 558 00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:59,375 - Tak apa, ikutlah kawan baru awak. - Apa maksud awak? 559 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,708 Awak tak sokong saya tadi. Mengakulah! 560 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:04,333 Saya dah kata jangan terjun. Saya tak nak datang pun. 561 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:06,708 Sebab mereka nak datang ke parti awak! 562 00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:10,125 - Dramatiknya awak! - Awak perasan popular! 563 00:32:11,916 --> 00:32:16,083 - Saya sejuk. Saya nak pergi. - Saya tak larat nak layan awak. 564 00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:17,583 Saya lagi tak larat. 565 00:32:21,583 --> 00:32:22,750 Awak ada kerja? 566 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:27,125 Saya nak kirim jemputan, warnakan rambut. Boleh awak telefon DJ Schmuley? 567 00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:29,875 Dia minta bilik menunggu dan upah harian. 568 00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:31,791 Dia mengurat saya juga. 569 00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,708 Saya nak tumbuk dia. 570 00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:35,708 - Okey. - Saya uruskan Schmuley. 571 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:37,916 Ayah nak tonton filem. Nak ikut? 572 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:41,166 Anehnya tonton wayang berdua dengan ayah. 573 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:44,125 Tak nak ikut ayah sampai bila-bila? Awak nak buat apa? 574 00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:48,041 Zaara nak datang, beli barang dalam talian, tidur di luar. 575 00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:52,500 - Itu tak pelik bagi awak? - Kami dah penat sekolah! 576 00:32:53,666 --> 00:32:57,416 Luangkan masa dengan anak bongsu yang masih sayang awak. 577 00:32:57,416 --> 00:33:00,166 - Ya. Anak ini menakutkan. - Berseronoklah. 578 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,416 - Rindu ayah! - Ya? Bagus. 579 00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:17,541 Tuhanku! 580 00:33:17,541 --> 00:33:19,833 TEBING 581 00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:27,625 TARIAN LAUT MERAH 582 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:31,208 LYDIA: AWAK JADI DATANG? 583 00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:36,333 MAAF, SAYA TAK PATUT KETAWA 584 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,250 - Awak dah bersiap? - Sekejap, ayah! 585 00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:44,500 AWAK TAK NAK LAYAN SAYA? 586 00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:51,708 SAYA PUN MINTA MAAF 587 00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:57,333 KITA CAKAP DI SEKOLAH TAK RASA NAK CAKAP SEKARANG 588 00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:59,875 Jangan buat begini. Ayuh! 589 00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:01,041 Saya datang! 590 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:05,708 Ayah tak sabar. 591 00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:08,666 Ayah nak makan bertih jagung. Banyak mentega. 592 00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:11,416 Mesti menyesal selepas habis. 593 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:14,583 - Muka berminyak. - Boleh saya tak ikut tonton filem? 594 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:17,833 Kenapa? Tak nak orang nampak awak dengan ayah? 595 00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:21,041 Saya perlu jumpa Lydia. Boleh hantar saya ke rumahnya? 596 00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,166 Boleh. 597 00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:26,500 Kenapa? Ada sesuatu mengganggu? 598 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,166 Apa-apa pun, jangan risau. 599 00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:33,791 Nah. Jangan beritahu ibu. Minum kopi. 600 00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:37,666 Hirup sekali saja. Ayah gurau. 601 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:44,666 - Berseronoklah. Sayang awak. - Terima kasih. Sayang ayah. 602 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:49,083 Ayah akan tonton filem sendirian, menangis sambil makan gula-gula sebaldi. 603 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:52,041 - Okey. - Mesej ayah jika ada apa-apa. 604 00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:53,166 Okey! 605 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:45,625 - Stacy, mesti awak tahu. - Bagaimana nak pasang jakuzi? 606 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:48,000 Suisnya ada di pantri. 607 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 - Pantri? - Pantri? 608 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,583 Tuhanku. 609 00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:14,416 Tuhanku. 610 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,125 - Stacy! - Alamak! Ini masalah besar. 611 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:27,791 Stacy. 612 00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:29,791 Stacy, dia cium saya! 613 00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:31,375 Awak tak suka dia pun! 614 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:34,416 Macam David dan Bathsheba. Awak teruk. 615 00:36:34,416 --> 00:36:36,416 - Maaflah... - Diam! 616 00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:40,125 - Biar saya jelaskan. Saya tak salah. - Biar saya jelaskan. 617 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,875 Pertama sekali, kita bukan lagi kawan. 618 00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:47,208 Kedua, saya tak nak buat video ketibaan awak. 619 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:50,666 - Stacy. - Satu perkara lagi. 620 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:56,708 Lydia Rodriguez Katz, awak tak dijemput ke bat mitzvah saya. 621 00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:01,250 Bagus! Berseronoklah tanpa saya! 622 00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:11,708 Wahai Tuhan, ini Stacy Friedman. 623 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:17,958 Apa dah jadi? Sampai hati Kau buat aku begini. 624 00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:24,291 BOLEH AWAK DATANG? UNTUK BINCANG? SAYA PERLU JELASKAN. 625 00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:40,500 SEKAT KENALAN 626 00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:55,375 Okey, Stacy. 627 00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:01,833 Tak apa. Sambung tidur. Awak tak apa-apa. Saya janji. 628 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,291 Stacy, tunggu. Stace, sekejap. 629 00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:17,083 Awak okey? Apa yang berlaku? 630 00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:19,791 Semua orang asyik tanya jika awak perlukan tampon besar. 631 00:38:19,791 --> 00:38:21,958 - Saya okey. - Awak pasti? 632 00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:24,583 Kawan baik awak bercinta dengan lelaki yang awak suka. 633 00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:26,583 Tak bercinta, cium sekali saja. 634 00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:28,791 Dia sentuh bawah dadanya semasa PJ. 635 00:38:28,791 --> 00:38:30,541 - Tara... - Tak apa. 636 00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:32,583 Gosip sekolah. Biasalah. 637 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:59,916 - Okey, sejak bila? - Parti dia hujung minggu lalu. 638 00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,833 Dia buat parti? 639 00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:03,666 Ya, dia tak ajak kita. 640 00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:08,416 Tak terkejut pun, mereka seronok gelakkan pengalaman hampir mati saya di tebing. 641 00:39:09,041 --> 00:39:11,000 Kamu pergi ke tebing dengan Andy? 642 00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:15,208 Pergi tebing saja. Tak rancang pun. 643 00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:19,750 - Mari kita pergi, Tara. - Ya. 644 00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:25,458 Hari ini kita bercakap tentang tikkun olam. 645 00:39:25,458 --> 00:39:26,791 Siapa tahu maksudnya? 646 00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:28,375 Kym! 647 00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:30,958 Jika Tuhan ada, kenapa ada perubahan iklim? 648 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,791 Itu soalan yang bagus. 649 00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:38,750 Kenapa orang biasa tak tengok TikTok gay? Ia lebih lucu. 650 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:42,125 Jika Tuhan sayang saya, kenapa saya banyak jerawat? 651 00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:44,000 Kenapa Apple asyik tukar pengecas? 652 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,333 Kenapa doktor ayah saya bedah bahu yang salah? 653 00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,666 Kenapa saya perlu kongsi bilik dengan nenek? 654 00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:56,458 Okey. Saya boleh jelaskan jerawat, perubahan iklim dan TikTok gay. 655 00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,583 - Dia menakutkan saya. - Awak pun? 656 00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:02,125 Menerusi muzik! 657 00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:08,333 Jika Tuhan wujud, kenapa ada peperangan? 658 00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:12,041 Kenapa ada ketidakadilan? 659 00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:14,500 Kenapa manusia miskin? 660 00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:20,625 Kenapa saya ada jangkitan yis 661 00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:25,833 Selama 11 tahun? 662 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,583 Jawapannya jelas 663 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:35,625 Tuhan memang rawak 664 00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,208 Tuhan sangat rawak 665 00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:38,375 Semua! 666 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:42,208 Tuhan memang rawak 667 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:46,375 Buku doa kamu ialah program teater, adik comel, aura glamor. 668 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:04,125 GOSIP GRED 7 DEDAHKAN - SECARA RAHSIA 669 00:41:05,541 --> 00:41:09,625 PUTING LYDIA ADA BULU HITAM PANJANG 670 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:12,416 Seema! 671 00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:17,458 Apa yang saya kata tentang main telefon? 672 00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:21,333 Betul tak? Aaron tahu maksud saya. 673 00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,791 - Ya, baruch hashem, Aaron. - Ya. 674 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:34,125 Baiklah, apa yang berlaku? 675 00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,875 Dulu awak budak baik dan hormat orang. 676 00:41:36,875 --> 00:41:39,916 Kini awak main telefon. Tak hafal bahagian awak. 677 00:41:39,916 --> 00:41:42,333 Beritahu saya. Apa yang berlaku? 678 00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:47,375 Awak faham bahagian awak? Awak faham Ki Tisa? 679 00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:50,750 Ya, kisah anak lembu emas dan sebagainya. 680 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:55,916 Ya, tapi ia juga tentang menjadi diri kita sendiri. 681 00:41:55,916 --> 00:41:58,375 Tentang bertanggungjawab atas kesilapan. 682 00:41:58,375 --> 00:42:00,208 Bersikap matang. 683 00:42:00,208 --> 00:42:01,916 Biar saya teka. 684 00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:04,666 Awak belum mulakan projek mitzvah awak, ya? 685 00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:07,166 Saya sedang pilih projek. 686 00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:10,541 Seema, lebih cepat awak buat projek mitzvah, 687 00:42:10,541 --> 00:42:13,166 iaitu buat kebaikan, seperti perintah Tuhan, 688 00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:15,583 lebih cepat masalah awak akan selesai. 689 00:42:17,458 --> 00:42:19,625 Jika saya buat, Tuhan beri ganjaran? 690 00:42:20,375 --> 00:42:22,583 - Bukan ganjaran... - Dia tunaikan kemahuan saya? 691 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,208 Saya tak cakap begitu. 692 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,875 Terima kasih atas bantuan. Saya nak buat kerja. 693 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,000 Tunggu. Tidak! 694 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,208 - Saya nak mulakan perjalanan saya! - Boleh ambil Gatorade? 695 00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,083 IDEA MITZVAH 696 00:42:41,083 --> 00:42:43,125 GELANG PERSAHABATAN UNTUK ANJING 697 00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:48,250 PAM NAJIS TERAPUNG DI TANDAS SEKOLAH 698 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,541 Boleh saya duduk? 699 00:42:49,541 --> 00:42:50,458 Silakan. 700 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,625 BERDAMAI DENGAN LYDIA? 701 00:43:11,541 --> 00:43:12,458 Hei. 702 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,416 Kenapa orang asyik tanya 703 00:43:15,416 --> 00:43:18,500 jika mereka boleh flos gigi dengan bulu puting saya? 704 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:19,833 Tahu tak, Stacy? 705 00:43:20,791 --> 00:43:21,625 Tidak. 706 00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:24,875 Gred tujuh cukup sukar tanpa orang ketawakan saya 707 00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:28,250 sambil jerit, "Puting labah-labah datang." 708 00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:30,958 Lebih baik daripada "Minah Bocor dan Pad Darah!" 709 00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:32,291 Tapi itu kisah benar. 710 00:43:32,291 --> 00:43:35,291 - Mana saya tahu puting awak tiada bulu? - Awak tahu! 711 00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:40,500 Kenapa kamu bercinta? Saya ingat cuma cium sekali? 712 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,666 Berhenti ajuk Rabai Rebecca di depan Andy. 713 00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,958 Itu ajukan saya, peniru! 714 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:49,416 Saya bintangnya, adik comel, aura glamor! 715 00:43:50,833 --> 00:43:53,708 Sama macam suara dia! Tiru Cantor Jerry. 716 00:43:54,375 --> 00:43:55,416 Saya tak tahu. 717 00:43:56,458 --> 00:43:58,625 Bosan! 718 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:01,958 - Ronnie? - Ayam? 719 00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,541 Bantu projek mitzvah saya. Saya nak cepat. 720 00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:07,416 Saya sibuk. Parmesan ayam! 721 00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:08,416 Betul. 722 00:44:08,416 --> 00:44:11,291 Apa kata awak dan Lydia bantu gelandangan 723 00:44:11,291 --> 00:44:13,458 atau pusat perlindungan haiwan? 724 00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:17,208 Saya tak nak buat projek dengan dia. Ia patut tonjolkan identiti saya. 725 00:44:17,208 --> 00:44:19,375 Awak cakap begitu tentang piƱata popia. 726 00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:21,041 - Gaun awak. - Rambut awak. 727 00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:23,125 Diam, Zaara. Kenapa awak selalu ada? 728 00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:24,375 Hei. 729 00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:27,041 Kamu tak faham maksudnya. Tiada orang faham. 730 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,708 - Orang paling dramatik di sini. - Betul. 731 00:44:31,708 --> 00:44:33,750 Kamu tak kelakarlah. 732 00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,208 Jangan usik dia. 733 00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:52,500 Tuhanku. 734 00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:00,166 Apa ini? 735 00:45:05,166 --> 00:45:06,625 UNTUK KAWAN BAIK SAYA! 736 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,500 MEMALUKAN JANGAN TUNJUK! 737 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:20,625 Jika itu awak dan lelaki, apa awak akan buat? 738 00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:23,958 LYD DAN ANAK PATUNG GATAL 739 00:45:25,416 --> 00:45:27,333 Mari tengok dari dekat. 740 00:45:27,875 --> 00:45:28,791 Tengoklah. 741 00:45:32,958 --> 00:45:36,458 - Kenapa awak selalu buat begitu? - Saya suka bau kaki saya! 742 00:45:36,458 --> 00:45:37,791 Macam mesin rumput. 743 00:45:38,416 --> 00:45:39,666 Kuatnya! 744 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,208 Awak rakam terjunan? 745 00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:45,875 - Saya rakam hingus. - Padam sekarang. 746 00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:47,083 Ini cara saya cium. 747 00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:50,000 Kami tunggu dia picit jerawat. 748 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,916 Saya rasa saya terkencing. 749 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:55,500 Kym, Megan dan Anya teruk. Mereka sangat bodoh. 750 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:56,916 Jari kaki dia berbulu. 751 00:46:01,833 --> 00:46:03,875 Awak pernah kentut dari depan? 752 00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:06,000 - Ya, daripada kemaluan? - Basah! 753 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,958 - Nak tengok? Saya perlu bersedia. - Tunjuklah. 754 00:46:08,958 --> 00:46:10,708 Awak ada senaman? 755 00:46:11,416 --> 00:46:13,083 Kasihan Nikki. 756 00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:20,541 - Saya tunjuk cara kentut dari depan. - Kentut? 757 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,791 Jangan tunjuk kepada sesiapa. 758 00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:39,083 Jika awak tunjukkan, sumpah saya bunuh awak. 759 00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:40,750 Faham? Faham tak? 760 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:41,833 Saya takkan buat. 761 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,833 - Okey, bagus. - Sayang awak. 762 00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,875 Jangan, saya serius. Ini bahaya. 763 00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:53,416 Mereka sama-sama nakal. 764 00:46:53,416 --> 00:46:55,625 Stacy, jangan buat Lydia rimas. 765 00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:58,666 Comelnya! 766 00:46:58,666 --> 00:47:02,083 Terima kasih kerana menonton. Selamat tinggal! 767 00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:22,375 Tuhan... 768 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:37,083 Ya! Mazel tov kepada Benjamin! 769 00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,000 Hei, Schmuley! 770 00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:43,583 Nak apa? 771 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:46,166 Boleh mainkan "Don't Stop Believing" oleh Journey? 772 00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:50,750 Wah, tak ramai orang tahu lagu itu. 773 00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:55,416 Pergilah! Biar Schmuley pilih lagu! 774 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:02,375 Sorak ramai-ramai, semua! 775 00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:19,083 - Ya. - Bising betul di sini. 776 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:23,500 Kami tak perlu ada bat mitzvah begini semasa kami sebaya awak. 777 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:27,666 Kami raikan bersama keluarga dan terus dianggap wanita. 778 00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,666 - Ya. - Tak adakan bat mitzvah? 779 00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:33,833 Tak perlu, sebab ibu saya kata gadis dilahirkan di kerajaan Tuhan. 780 00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:35,500 Dia tipu. 781 00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:37,333 Dia cuma nak jimat duit. 782 00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:39,125 Betul... 783 00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:44,458 Tegur sajalah. 784 00:48:45,916 --> 00:48:48,958 Wah, ini filem klasik. Pernah tonton Evil Dead 2? 785 00:48:48,958 --> 00:48:51,541 - Sudah, bosan. - Ya, macam kamu berdua. 786 00:48:51,541 --> 00:48:53,875 Boleh kamu biar kami tonton filem? 787 00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:55,500 Okey. 788 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,041 Kenapa dengan awak? Kenapa duduk dengan orang tua? 789 00:49:16,041 --> 00:49:19,083 - Tak lepak dengan kawan? - Saya sakit perut. 790 00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:22,541 Sakit perut? Biar ayah ambilkan ale halia. 791 00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:25,666 Tak panas. Awak sihat. 792 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:28,833 Awak tak sakit perut. 793 00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:33,041 Kenapa awak tak bersama Lydia malam ini? 794 00:49:33,041 --> 00:49:34,083 Dia khianat. 795 00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:37,416 Dia cium lelaki yang saya suka dan lelaki itu sentuh bawah dadanya. 796 00:49:38,791 --> 00:49:41,708 Bawah dada? Saya punya memang besar. 797 00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:45,208 Bawah, atas, tepi, belakang, saya ada semua. 798 00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:48,666 Semasa saya masih muda, 799 00:49:48,666 --> 00:49:52,375 saya dan kawan baik saya Susie Rebenstock gaduh kerana lelaki. 800 00:49:52,375 --> 00:49:54,125 Kami berhenti bercakap. 801 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:57,208 50 tahun kemudian, saya jumpa adiknya di Zabar's. 802 00:49:57,208 --> 00:50:00,083 Dia terjun dari bumbung pada usia 32 tahun. 803 00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:03,041 Saya biar lelaki bodoh pisahkan kami. 804 00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:05,833 Akhirnya dia mati di kaki Bangunan Chrysler. 805 00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:07,250 Tuhanku. 806 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:10,166 - Di McDonald's. - Tak kisah! Itu tak penting. 807 00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:13,375 Maksud saya, perempuan perlu bersatu! 808 00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:14,625 - Ya. - Setuju. 809 00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:24,666 Megan! 810 00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:28,958 Okey. Nah, sayang. 811 00:50:28,958 --> 00:50:30,500 - Terima kasih. - Okey. 812 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:31,791 - Puan-puan. - Helo. 813 00:50:31,791 --> 00:50:33,291 - Hei. - Dan tuan. 814 00:50:34,833 --> 00:50:36,208 Boleh saya ambil roti? 815 00:50:36,208 --> 00:50:38,583 Ini untuk nenek Andy Goldfarb. 816 00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:39,958 Bagusnya. 817 00:50:39,958 --> 00:50:42,041 - Awak hormat orang tua. - Baiknya. 818 00:50:42,041 --> 00:50:43,666 - Nah. - Terima kasih. 819 00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,125 Kenapa awak buat bekal untuk nenek Andy? 820 00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:48,291 Rumah orang tua cuma ada jeli. 821 00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:52,333 Saya nak kirim makanan kepada Andy apabila dia melawat esok. 822 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,541 Nenek Andy di rumah orang tua? 823 00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:56,583 Hebatnya. 824 00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:58,833 Kenapa hebat pula? 825 00:50:58,833 --> 00:51:01,416 {\an8}SUKARELAWAN 826 00:51:21,375 --> 00:51:22,875 Buku dah sampai! 827 00:51:32,416 --> 00:51:35,041 Andy? Hei! 828 00:51:35,916 --> 00:51:36,750 Hei. 829 00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:40,375 Apa awak buat di sini? 830 00:51:40,375 --> 00:51:42,333 Saya lawat nenek saya. 831 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:46,333 Dia sedang tidur. Saya tunggu di sini hingga kereta tiba. 832 00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,541 Baiknya awak melawat dia. 833 00:51:48,541 --> 00:51:51,833 Ibu saya nak rampas Xbox saya jika saya tak datang. 834 00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:54,541 Jadi... 835 00:51:55,833 --> 00:51:57,750 Teruja tentang bar mitzvah awak? 836 00:51:57,750 --> 00:51:59,291 Ya, mesti seronok. 837 00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:00,791 Hebat. 838 00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:06,625 Ya, tapi Lydia marah 839 00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:09,958 kerana dia tak boleh pergi ke pertandingan tarian bodoh. 840 00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:14,083 Dia terlalu suka bersaing. Kenapa dia tak menari kerana minat? 841 00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:17,666 Saya main bola sepak dan kami pun kuat bersaing. 842 00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:21,541 Bola sepak itu sukan. Tarian itu seni. 843 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,208 Betul. 844 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:25,791 Benar. 845 00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:27,791 Andy Goldfarb. 846 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:32,541 - Kereta dah tiba. Pergi dulu. - Gembira bertemu awak. 847 00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:33,833 Ya, hebat. 848 00:52:36,958 --> 00:52:38,500 - Hei. - Hei! 849 00:52:39,541 --> 00:52:41,500 - Perlahan sangat! - Aduhai. 850 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:45,416 Nak lawan saya? Padan muka, orang tua! Goldfarb menang! 851 00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:49,125 Saya masih tunggu buku! 852 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,375 Ada di sini saja. 853 00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,583 Saya tak nak yang ini. 854 00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:03,041 Helo, Joe. Boleh tambah bertih jagung? 855 00:53:03,041 --> 00:53:05,625 - Mentega lebih. - Baik. 856 00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:10,208 Saya suka tema karnival ini, 857 00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:12,958 tapi tema Candyland awak tentu paling hebat. 858 00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:15,875 Tak sehebat tema New York awak nanti! 859 00:53:15,875 --> 00:53:16,958 Ya. 860 00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:19,083 Kenapa kita makan banyak Twizzlers semalam? 861 00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:20,416 Tak tahu! 862 00:53:20,416 --> 00:53:21,500 Hei, Stacy. 863 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,291 Hei, Mateo. 864 00:53:23,291 --> 00:53:26,250 Percaya tak malam ini tiada bar atau bat mitzvah? 865 00:53:26,250 --> 00:53:27,541 Boleh tonton wayang. 866 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:29,416 Awak tonton apa? 867 00:53:29,416 --> 00:53:31,583 Tak pasti. Andy yang beli tiket. 868 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,625 - Andy ada di sini? - Ya. 869 00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:39,208 - Maaf, mentega tersumbat. - Tak apa, tak perlu. 870 00:53:39,208 --> 00:53:41,541 - Tapi awak suka mentega. - Tak perlu. 871 00:53:41,541 --> 00:53:44,500 - Biar saya baiki mesinnya. - Beri bertih jagung! 872 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:47,541 - Stacy Friedman. - Hei, Kym! Apa khabar? 873 00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:51,208 Hei, apa khabar? Bisnes buku awak okey? 874 00:53:51,208 --> 00:53:53,000 Laris. Xbox awak masih ada? 875 00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:54,416 Mestilah. 876 00:53:54,416 --> 00:53:55,625 Baguslah. 877 00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:59,000 Sayang, kenapa lama sangat? 878 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,291 Dia marah kita asyik tambah mentega? 879 00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:02,625 Mana dia? 880 00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:03,916 Kawan awak datang. 881 00:54:03,916 --> 00:54:06,500 Apa khabar? Gembira jumpa kamu semua. 882 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:07,916 Cantiknya jubah! 883 00:54:07,916 --> 00:54:11,125 Yakah? Dia suka baju ayah. Cita rasa awak bagus. 884 00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:15,500 Ayah nak ambil selimut dari kereta kerana di dalam sejuk. 885 00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:18,541 Kita boleh peluk macam dulu-dulu. Okey? 886 00:54:18,541 --> 00:54:21,833 Seronok, bukan? Masa selimut? Awak faham maksudnya? 887 00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:24,416 - Apa? - Itu pun awak, Lydia. 888 00:54:24,416 --> 00:54:26,583 - Apa khabar? - Hei. 889 00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:29,500 - Sayang awak. Kirim salam ibu bapa. - Okey. 890 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,125 - Rindu awak. - Jumpa lagi. 891 00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:34,000 Awak... 892 00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:46,750 Stacy! Kami datang. 893 00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:50,291 Awak jatuh motor? 894 00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:53,416 - Nak ubat alahan? - Kenapa mekap awak aneh? 895 00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:55,208 Muka awak datang bulan? 896 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:56,666 Diam. Masuklah. 897 00:54:57,166 --> 00:54:59,708 - Apa yang awak pakai? - Saya tak faham. 898 00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:00,666 Hei... 899 00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:08,958 Tara, alihkan lampu dari kamera. Okey, ya. 900 00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:11,583 - Angkat. Saya nak berseri. - Tak larat. 901 00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:14,500 Saya ingat kita nak main slime. 902 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:15,916 Kita dah jadi wanita. 903 00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:17,875 Nantilah. 904 00:55:18,458 --> 00:55:19,375 Cantik tak? 905 00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:23,166 - Macam ikan emas awak mati. - Tukar gaya. 906 00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,041 - Okey. - Macam itu. 907 00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:30,500 Goda saya. Okey? Cuba goda saya. Barulah cantik. Menawan. 908 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,750 Ini membosankan. 909 00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:35,416 Saya ingat kita boleh jadi trio kawan baik hebat 910 00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:37,333 selepas Lydia tinggalkan awak. 911 00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:42,041 Alamak, kini awak nampak macam semua ikan emas di dunia mati. 912 00:55:42,041 --> 00:55:45,583 Tak apa, mari ambil gambar lagi dan tukar pakaian. 913 00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:47,958 - Ada pakaian lain? - Okey. Ya. 914 00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:51,875 - Awak serius? - Aduhai, Stace. 915 00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:53,875 Kamu sedang buat apa? 916 00:55:55,125 --> 00:55:56,166 Ambil gambar. 917 00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:57,666 Awak nampak gila. 918 00:55:57,666 --> 00:56:00,583 Kami nak minum teh boba dan tonton Evil Dead 2. 919 00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:02,833 - Nak ikut? - Ya. 920 00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:03,875 - Syukurlah. - Ya! 921 00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:05,833 Kenapa dengan ketiak awak? 922 00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:08,250 Saya cukur pagi tadi. Ada masalah. 923 00:56:08,958 --> 00:56:11,083 Tak apa! Saya tak perlukan kamu. 924 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,666 Main ini seronok, bukan? 925 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,083 Ia membosankan. 926 00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:24,958 Betul. 927 00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:35,791 Saya ada soalan. Lydia pandai cium? 928 00:56:37,333 --> 00:56:38,208 Dia okey. 929 00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:39,958 Okey? 930 00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:43,500 Sebab awak ciuman pertama dia. 931 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,708 Tak, dia kata dia dah cium ramai lelaki. 932 00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:48,416 Di kem? 933 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:50,250 Ya. 934 00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:54,333 Awak rasa teknik ketap bibirnya bukti dia berpengalaman? 935 00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:57,791 Tak, dia macam fikir dia cium anak patung haiwan. 936 00:56:57,791 --> 00:57:01,750 Setiap kali saya cuba gerak tangan, dia ketawa kerana geli. 937 00:57:02,541 --> 00:57:04,541 Awak penyabar macam wali. 938 00:57:05,083 --> 00:57:06,125 Wali Yahudi. 939 00:57:07,833 --> 00:57:08,708 Betul. 940 00:57:12,916 --> 00:57:14,333 Dapat 20 mata. 941 00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:15,666 Syabas, nenek. 942 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:18,708 Nak ambil gambar supaya ibu awak tahu awak datang? 943 00:57:19,375 --> 00:57:22,041 Ya, itu idea yang baik. 944 00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:25,041 Okey. 945 00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:32,541 Bagus, nenek. 946 00:57:32,541 --> 00:57:36,041 Lucunya. Saya perlu gambar bukti untuk Rabai Rebecca. 947 00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:38,125 Ini projek mitzvah saya. 948 00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:40,125 - Begitu. - Nah, gambar awak. 949 00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:43,291 - Okey. - Alamak, terhantar gambar lain juga. 950 00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:45,375 - Jangan tengok. - Andy Goldfarb. 951 00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:54,666 Cantik. 952 00:58:00,083 --> 00:58:02,791 - Besar sangat untuk saya. - Okey. 953 00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:07,166 Apa kata awak cuba yang tak bertali? 954 00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:12,041 Jadi, awak dah buat video ketibaan Lydia? 955 00:58:13,416 --> 00:58:15,958 - Saya baru siapkan. - Bagus! 956 00:58:16,666 --> 00:58:17,541 Tak suka. 957 00:58:17,541 --> 00:58:18,791 Kenapa? 958 00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:20,458 Sebab tak sukalah. 959 00:58:20,458 --> 00:58:22,750 Okey, cuba yang terakhir. 960 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,333 Itu yang paling teruk! 961 00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:25,500 Cuba sajalah. 962 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:26,750 Tuhanku. 963 00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:29,625 Ia sangat hodoh, ibu. 964 00:58:29,625 --> 00:58:31,583 Mungkin cantik jika awak pakai. 965 00:58:37,458 --> 00:58:38,375 Nak tahu tak? 966 00:58:39,791 --> 00:58:41,000 Ibu suka. 967 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,125 Saya macam wanita di sekolah yang panggil pelajar di kelas 968 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:46,125 apabila ibu bapa mereka kemalangan kereta. 969 00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:47,750 Berapa kerap ia berlaku? 970 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,666 Boleh kita beli gaun ini? Tolonglah. Ini gaun impian. 971 00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:54,333 Ia terlalu mahal. 972 00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:57,083 Okey, pakai baju murah di depan Tuhan. 973 00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,416 Tak murah. 974 00:58:58,416 --> 00:58:59,875 Ia berpatutan. 975 00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:03,166 Seronok dengar begitu pada hari terpenting dalam hidup. 976 00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:05,625 "Wah, Stacy, gaya awak berpatutan." 977 00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:07,541 Ini baju yang cantik, 978 00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:12,541 sesuai dipakai di kuil, harganya wajar dan... 979 00:59:12,541 --> 00:59:15,875 Jangan sebut. Tolonglah, ibu. Tolonglah, saya merayu. 980 00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:19,791 - Kita akan beli. - Tuhanku! Ibu sabotaj saya! 981 00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:22,541 Hodohnya, ibu. 982 00:59:23,333 --> 00:59:26,791 - Leret atau guna cip? - Ya, guna cip. 983 00:59:26,791 --> 00:59:30,166 Betul? Okey. Saya keluarkan cepat sangat? 984 00:59:32,916 --> 00:59:36,916 - Kenapa? Kita boleh pakai sedondon. - Tak nak, ibu. 985 00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:39,000 - Ibu nak sabotaj saya? - Tak. 986 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,416 Itu macam gaun kaunselor sekolah. 987 00:59:41,416 --> 00:59:43,875 - Okey. - Saya tak mahu pakai. 988 00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:47,125 - Ya, saya ada hal lain. - Eli! 989 00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,458 - Apa? - Apa pendapat awak? 990 00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,208 Rudy, sekejap. 991 00:59:51,708 --> 00:59:54,041 Saya ada hal keluarga. 992 00:59:54,916 --> 00:59:59,166 Ya, gaun itu cantik. Beli yang terbaik. 993 00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:01,500 Ayah tak tahu gaun yang mana satu pun. 994 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:04,416 Itu yang paling cantik. Macam awak, sayang. 995 01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:07,541 Ayah nak sambung kerja! 996 01:00:07,541 --> 01:00:10,333 Okey, saya rasa harga itu berpatutan. 997 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,708 Ibu, boleh kita pergi? 998 01:00:13,708 --> 01:00:15,833 Ya, okey. Ambil gaun itu. 999 01:00:15,833 --> 01:00:17,541 - Terima kasih. - Okey. 1000 01:00:17,541 --> 01:00:18,916 Ada diskaun. 1001 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:20,750 Mana ayah? Ibu tak ingat... 1002 01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:21,958 - Tidak. - Gabi! 1003 01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:22,875 Bree? 1004 01:00:22,875 --> 01:00:24,500 Lydia! Lydia di sini... 1005 01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:26,583 Tuhanku! Lama tak jumpa! 1006 01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:27,833 Hai! 1007 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:31,291 Dah agak kita sama-sama lambat cari gaun. 1008 01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:32,916 Kenapa nak rancang awal? 1009 01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:35,416 Awak sihat? Stace? 1010 01:00:35,416 --> 01:00:39,166 Dia sihat. Saya rindukan Lydia. Dah lama dia tak datang. 1011 01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:42,125 Eli! Bagusnya dapat jumpa awak. Apa khabar? 1012 01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:44,375 Khabar baik. Kami nak bercerai. 1013 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,875 Ya, saya terdengar. Saya simpati. 1014 01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:50,541 Tak apa. Saya guna enam aplikasi dating. 1015 01:00:50,541 --> 01:00:52,333 Enam? Banyaknya. 1016 01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:53,750 Andy tinggalkan saya. 1017 01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:57,500 Saya simpati. Kamu pasangan sempurna. 1018 01:00:58,375 --> 01:01:02,375 Dia kata dia tak suka saya penggeli dan cium tutup mulut. 1019 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:04,916 Kasihan awak. 1020 01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:09,458 Dia kata saya bohong tentang cium lelaki di kem. 1021 01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:13,208 Awak memang tipu. Jadi... 1022 01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:20,291 Jumpa di kuil? 1023 01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:21,875 - Jumpa di kuil. - Okey. 1024 01:01:21,875 --> 01:01:24,291 Apa-apa pun, pergi dulu. 1025 01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:26,583 - Selamat beli-belah. - Ya! 1026 01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:28,666 - Selamat berdating, Eli. - Ya. 1027 01:01:28,666 --> 01:01:30,625 - Jumpa lagi, Stacy. - Ayuh, sayang. 1028 01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:33,375 Siapa nama dia? 1029 01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:35,083 Bree. 1030 01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:36,375 Biar betul? 1031 01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:39,666 Awak perlu fokus, Eli. 1032 01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:42,791 Ayah Stacy, Danny, jika awak ingat nama, 1033 01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:47,083 yang kita kenal sejak tadika, sentiasa libatkan diri dalam setiap hal! 1034 01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:48,791 Yakah? 1035 01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:52,666 Itu terlibat dari segi apa? 1036 01:01:55,458 --> 01:01:58,708 - Dia penat jadi ayah yang baik. - Sudahlah. 1037 01:02:00,041 --> 01:02:01,500 Boleh kita beli aiskrim? 1038 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:05,708 - Kamu dah beli aiskrim? - Tak. 1039 01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:35,041 Ya, Seema? 1040 01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:37,333 - Boleh saya ke tandas? - Ya, boleh 1041 01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:41,000 Pergi buang air kecil, tapi cepat. 1042 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,250 Cepat-cepat 1043 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,125 - Terima kasih! - Hebat! Mengagumkan! 1044 01:02:55,041 --> 01:02:59,041 Ada sesiapa tahu erti di sebalik lagu itu? 1045 01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:02,416 Ya, Andy, tolong terangkan. 1046 01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:05,208 Saya nak ke tandas juga. 1047 01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,833 Kenapa mereka tak kencing sebelum kelas? 1048 01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:09,750 Baiklah, Andy, tapi cepat! 1049 01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:13,000 - Cepat-cepat - Cepat-cepat 1050 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,125 Cepat-cepat 1051 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:18,583 Pergi, Andy 1052 01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:22,375 Semoga berjaya, Andy 1053 01:03:22,375 --> 01:03:27,583 Harapnya bukan buang air besar! 1054 01:03:30,416 --> 01:03:32,625 En. Mateo! 1055 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:37,125 - Encik Kentang. - Encik Kentang. 1056 01:03:37,125 --> 01:03:38,125 Hei, Stacy! 1057 01:03:38,125 --> 01:03:41,666 Awak bukan Yahudi tapi lebih rajin datang ke kuil daripada saya. 1058 01:03:41,666 --> 01:03:44,375 Saya pergi gereja setiap Ahad. 1059 01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:48,375 Saya nak isi enam hari lagi dengan aktiviti agama juga. 1060 01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:51,000 Saya nak bantu mereka buat challah. 1061 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,458 - Challah! - Okey! Challah. 1062 01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:55,750 Itu yang saya cakap! 1063 01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:58,791 Saya tunggu Pn. Lippman buka kunci dapur. 1064 01:03:58,791 --> 01:03:59,958 Lambatlah. 1065 01:03:59,958 --> 01:04:03,791 Semasa dia guru saya, saya enam tahun, tak peduli apa-apa. 1066 01:04:03,791 --> 01:04:04,708 Saya peduli. 1067 01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:07,750 Ibu saya kata jika saya tak hafal doa lilin, 1068 01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:10,375 saya tak boleh main Call of Duty lagi! 1069 01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:11,541 Dahsyatnya. 1070 01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:15,708 Mungkin En. Mateo akan ajar awak. Dia mungkin dah hafal. 1071 01:04:21,708 --> 01:04:23,125 Pn. Lippman! 1072 01:04:23,625 --> 01:04:24,750 Jumpa lagi. 1073 01:04:29,291 --> 01:04:31,333 - Hai, Mike. - Shalom, Stacy. 1074 01:04:45,041 --> 01:04:46,000 Apa khabar? 1075 01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:48,041 Hai. 1076 01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:49,541 Hei... 1077 01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,916 Awak pernah cium sesiapa? 1078 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:56,833 Tidak. 1079 01:04:58,500 --> 01:04:59,708 Awak teringin tak? 1080 01:05:01,416 --> 01:05:02,291 Ya. 1081 01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,083 Baiklah, ayuh. 1082 01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:08,666 Ayuh. 1083 01:05:14,541 --> 01:05:16,583 - Ada orang di dalam. - Pergi! 1084 01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:18,708 Kita nak ke mana? 1085 01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:22,083 Ayuh. Mari. 1086 01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:53,666 Orang takkan jumpa kita di sini. 1087 01:05:54,958 --> 01:05:58,125 Entahlah, saya rasa Tuhan akan marah. 1088 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,958 Tak, Tuhan pasti gembira kerana kita saling menyukai. 1089 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:05,875 Betul. 1090 01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:16,958 Ini bukan bilik air! 1091 01:06:16,958 --> 01:06:17,916 Alamak. 1092 01:06:17,916 --> 01:06:19,458 Ada nampak tandas? 1093 01:06:19,458 --> 01:06:21,166 Memang tak ada! 1094 01:06:21,833 --> 01:06:23,250 Saya tak perlu kencing. 1095 01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:28,541 Mazel tov, kamu dah berkahwin. Gurau saja, tapi kamu akan dihukum. 1096 01:06:29,250 --> 01:06:32,166 Di depan Torah? Apa yang awak fikirkan? 1097 01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:35,083 Saya minta maaf. Kenapa Andy tak dimarahi? 1098 01:06:35,083 --> 01:06:39,125 Dia akan dimarahi! Dia pesalah berulang. Kami akan hukum. 1099 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:43,125 Saya harap ayah saya tak hukum dia. Dia akan kisar mayatnya hingga hancur. 1100 01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:49,083 Bat mitzvah awak beberapa minggu lagi. Okey, adik comel? 1101 01:06:49,083 --> 01:06:51,625 Ini hari paling penting dalam hidup awak, 1102 01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:54,416 tapi awak tak ambil serius. 1103 01:06:54,416 --> 01:06:56,375 Awak belum buat projek mitzvah. 1104 01:06:56,375 --> 01:06:59,125 Sudah, saya sukarelawan di rumah orang tua. 1105 01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:02,583 Untuk buat mitzvah atau mengurat lelaki? 1106 01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:04,833 Macam mana awak tahu? 1107 01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:08,750 Ada seorang wanita yang hebat di sana, Pn. O'Leary. 1108 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:14,208 Dia nak peluk agama Yahudi, tapi awak tak beri dia buku! 1109 01:07:14,916 --> 01:07:17,833 Ya, bukan awak saja yang pandai ajuk orang. 1110 01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:19,416 Saya akan berubah. 1111 01:07:20,166 --> 01:07:24,000 Biar saya buka "topi rabai" sekejap 1112 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,416 dan pakai "topi disiplin". 1113 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:31,875 Jika awak tak berubah, bat mitzvah awak akan dibatalkan. 1114 01:07:32,875 --> 01:07:36,208 Itulah hakikatnya, faham? 1115 01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:47,458 Ya, kami faham, Rabai Rebecca. 1116 01:07:47,458 --> 01:07:51,458 Dia tak layak dapat peluang kedua. Kami berterima kasih. 1117 01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:56,125 Tolong tenangkan suami awak. 1118 01:07:56,125 --> 01:08:00,458 Beritahu dia, jangan masukkan Andy Goldfarb ke dalam pengisar kayu. 1119 01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:03,125 - Dia baru balik. - Okey, semoga berjaya. 1120 01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:08,375 Ayah, tarik nafas. Cakap dengan dia. Jangan jerit. 1121 01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:14,125 Dia tak tarik nafas. 1122 01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:15,166 Memang tidak. 1123 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:21,666 Jangan hempas pintu. 1124 01:08:21,666 --> 01:08:24,250 - Saya perlu berehat. - Inilah hakikat dunia dewasa. 1125 01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:26,333 Hakikat jadi Yahudi. Kita tak dapat rehat. 1126 01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:27,833 Tuhanku! Berhenti! 1127 01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:31,916 Cium lelaki di kuil? Awak tahu itu sangat biadab? 1128 01:08:31,916 --> 01:08:34,250 Setiap kali masuk ke saumaah, 1129 01:08:34,250 --> 01:08:37,166 awak isytiharkan kepada semua orang dan Tuhan, 1130 01:08:37,166 --> 01:08:39,916 "Saya Yahudi dan sebahagian daripada ini!" 1131 01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:42,458 - Mungkin saya tak nak pun! - Awak silap! 1132 01:08:42,458 --> 01:08:44,083 Saya lahir di kerajaan Tuhan! 1133 01:08:44,083 --> 01:08:47,125 Ya? Tuhan nak halau awak! Bagaimana? 1134 01:08:47,125 --> 01:08:48,166 Saya benci ayah! 1135 01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,291 Awak mengarut. 1136 01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:52,000 Saya tak pernah cakap begitu walaupun saya gila. 1137 01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:53,583 Awak tak benci ayah! 1138 01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:56,375 Benci! Ayah garang dan tak beri saya bar mojito! 1139 01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:57,291 Gabi! 1140 01:08:57,291 --> 01:08:58,208 Hai! 1141 01:08:58,208 --> 01:09:02,041 Sebab itu kita lawan Nazi? Supaya awak boleh ada bar mojito? 1142 01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:03,416 Masanya tak sesuai? 1143 01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:06,416 - Taklah, ada apa? - Awak dah gila? 1144 01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:09,041 Stacy patut buat video untuk Lydia. 1145 01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:10,583 Ya. Sudah tentu. 1146 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:12,458 Keluar! Berhenti ganggu hidup saya! 1147 01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:14,541 - Apa pun... - Ayah bayar bilik ini! 1148 01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:18,500 Dia belum beri video. Saya cuma nak tanya jika ia dah siap. 1149 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:19,541 Biar benar? 1150 01:09:19,541 --> 01:09:22,500 Hai, Ronnie. Hai, Zaara. Apa khabar? 1151 01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:24,791 Andy Goldfarb? Itu yang awak pilih? 1152 01:09:24,791 --> 01:09:26,791 Bagus! Gembira dapat jumpa. 1153 01:09:26,791 --> 01:09:29,333 Kamu dah besar. Sekolah kamu okey? 1154 01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:32,166 - Ayah akan jadi punca saya hisap dadah! - Samalah! 1155 01:09:32,166 --> 01:09:33,083 Susah. 1156 01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:34,541 Ada banyak tekanan. 1157 01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:35,583 Tuhanku! 1158 01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:39,291 Stacy kata dia dah siapkan video itu, 1159 01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:41,500 jadi saya boleh e-mel kepada awak. 1160 01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:45,041 Terima kasih. Lydia kata dia tak mahu ada video. 1161 01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:48,083 - Dia akan menyesal. - Elok ayah mati sebelum ibu! 1162 01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:50,708 - Awak akan mati sama! - Jumpa nanti! 1163 01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:05,916 VIDEO KETIBAAN LYDIA 1164 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:11,625 Ayah nak kisar Andy Goldfarb dengan mesin kayu! 1165 01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:12,791 Okey. 1166 01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:18,250 Wahai Tuhan, ini Stacy. 1167 01:10:19,666 --> 01:10:23,875 Seperti yang Kau tahu, bat mitzvah Lydia tak lama lagi 1168 01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:26,041 dan aku tak tahu nak buat apa. 1169 01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:28,791 Aku tak pasti dia mahu aku datang. 1170 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:37,708 Jika aku dalam situasi ini sebulan lalu, aku akan minta nasihat kawan. 1171 01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,250 Hei, lihat, kita kembar. 1172 01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:44,375 Kembar? Awak ingat kita budak gred empat? 1173 01:10:45,166 --> 01:10:49,375 Tapi orang yang lepak dengan aku sekarang macam tak tahu beri nasihat. 1174 01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:53,791 Sebenarnya, aku berusaha 1175 01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:56,958 kerana aku nak bat mitzvah yang baik dan kehidupan yang baik. 1176 01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:02,833 Aku tak tahu cara nak berbaik dengan Lydia. 1177 01:11:02,833 --> 01:11:04,166 Patutkah aku cuba? 1178 01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:05,916 Bolehkah kami berbaik? 1179 01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:11,750 Hebat! 1180 01:11:12,291 --> 01:11:15,125 Jadi, aku fokus pada projek mitzvah baru. 1181 01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:20,750 {\an8}Mungkin jika aku mula buat baik... 1182 01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:21,666 Saya bantu. 1183 01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:23,583 ...benda baik akan berlaku kepada aku. 1184 01:11:29,666 --> 01:11:30,708 Terima kasih. 1185 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:33,958 Itu macam konsep Buddha, bukan Yahudi. 1186 01:11:33,958 --> 01:11:35,666 Tapi pada tahap ini, aku... 1187 01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:36,791 Friedman? 1188 01:11:37,625 --> 01:11:39,208 Apa yang awak buat? 1189 01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:41,000 Meter awak habis duit. 1190 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,958 Ya, saya sengaja biarkan. 1191 01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:47,083 Penjaga meter ini seksi dan saya mahu peluang mengurat dia. 1192 01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:49,708 Sekarang saya perlu tunggu 45 minit! 1193 01:11:49,708 --> 01:11:53,291 Awak tak patut panggil dia begitu. Kenapa awak di petak OKU? 1194 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,375 Wanita suka lelaki jahat. 1195 01:11:56,166 --> 01:11:58,166 Jijik. Kena denda $500. 1196 01:11:58,166 --> 01:11:59,333 Apa? 1197 01:12:15,416 --> 01:12:16,291 Apa hal? 1198 01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:18,208 Ini salah dia! 1199 01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:20,000 Dia. Dia bersalah! 1200 01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:22,041 - Kami kenal dia. - Apa? 1201 01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:24,958 - Teman lelakinya main bola keranjang. - Betul. 1202 01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:39,166 Stace? 1203 01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:41,791 Sayang? 1204 01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:44,916 Kenapa awak belum siap? 1205 01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:47,333 Saya tak nak pergi. 1206 01:12:47,333 --> 01:12:48,875 Awak nak pergi. 1207 01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:51,333 Ini bat mitzvah Lydia. 1208 01:12:52,250 --> 01:12:54,666 - Dia tak nak saya datang. - Sayang. 1209 01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:57,125 Ibu tak tahu masalah kamu berdua, 1210 01:12:57,125 --> 01:13:00,250 tapi tentu awak rasa keadaan ini teruk. 1211 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:04,291 Ibu tahu dia sakiti awak, tapi mesti dia rindu kawan baiknya. 1212 01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:08,541 Awak perlu betulkan keadaan. 1213 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,625 - Okey? - Ya. 1214 01:13:13,625 --> 01:13:15,916 Pakailah tuala ini. 1215 01:13:15,916 --> 01:13:18,125 - Ia aksesori yang cantik. - Sangat bergaya. 1216 01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:19,458 - Betul tak? - Ya. 1217 01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:27,666 Hei! Perlahan sikit! 1218 01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,916 - Rasakan angin, nenek! - Ya! 1219 01:13:29,916 --> 01:13:32,333 Patutlah awak suka dia. 1220 01:13:38,625 --> 01:13:39,875 Itu Lydia. 1221 01:13:47,791 --> 01:13:48,750 {\an8}CANDYLAND LYDIA 1222 01:13:50,916 --> 01:13:52,583 - Sayang kamu. - Terima kasih datang. 1223 01:13:52,583 --> 01:13:54,000 Lydia! Cantiknya awak! 1224 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,375 Tuhanku! 1225 01:13:55,375 --> 01:13:56,875 Menarik betul! 1226 01:13:57,500 --> 01:14:00,750 Gabi, awak memang hebat. Cantik sangat. 1227 01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:02,541 Saya gembira awak datang! 1228 01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:04,833 Lydia kata awak sibuk dengan koir. 1229 01:14:05,791 --> 01:14:07,291 Ya, ia sangat hebat. 1230 01:14:07,291 --> 01:14:08,625 Seronoknya. 1231 01:14:08,625 --> 01:14:09,708 Percaya tak? 1232 01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:12,500 Kamu dah lama rancang, akhirnya hari ini tiba! 1233 01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:15,833 Dah tiba masanya untuk mabuk teruk. 1234 01:14:15,833 --> 01:14:16,791 Okey. 1235 01:14:16,791 --> 01:14:18,541 Mungkin dia akan pengsan. 1236 01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:22,833 Awak! Saya nampak awak di kuil. Bacaan haftorah awak bagus. 1237 01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:25,458 - Terima kasih. - Lydia, awak nampak cantik! 1238 01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:26,583 Terima kasih. 1239 01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:30,333 - Ada stesen Twizzlers? - Ya, di sana. Kami buat untuk awak. 1240 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,500 - Hore! - Hore! 1241 01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:36,375 Tema New York awak pasti hebat! Terima kasih kerana datang. 1242 01:14:37,166 --> 01:14:39,291 Terima kasih kerana jemput saya. 1243 01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:41,000 Lyd! Itu pun awak! 1244 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,625 - Hei! - Dah masanya. Ayuh! 1245 01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:44,416 Sedia untuk acara ketibaan awak? 1246 01:14:44,416 --> 01:14:46,666 Sila ambil tempat, adik comel. 1247 01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:49,708 - Jumpa nanti. - Pandai awak ajuk. 1248 01:14:49,708 --> 01:14:50,833 Jumpa nanti. 1249 01:14:50,833 --> 01:14:53,041 - Lega, bukan? - Ya. 1250 01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:55,375 Wah! 1251 01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:57,166 - Wah! - Hei. 1252 01:14:57,166 --> 01:14:58,875 - Hei! - Elward, hei! 1253 01:14:58,875 --> 01:15:01,250 Kita duduk dengan Lamonsoff. Seronok! 1254 01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:02,375 Gembira jumpa awak. 1255 01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:06,166 Ada apa? 1256 01:15:06,708 --> 01:15:09,166 Sedia, DJ? Parti akan bermula. 1257 01:15:09,166 --> 01:15:13,000 Okey, saya akan keluar! Saya sedang tenangkan fikiran! 1258 01:15:18,041 --> 01:15:19,541 Masa untuk Schmuley. 1259 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,583 Ayuh. 1260 01:15:24,291 --> 01:15:29,125 Baiklah! Lambaikan tangan kuat-kuat! 1261 01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:34,166 Secara rasminya, ini bat mitzvah Lydia Katz Rodriguez! 1262 01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:39,541 Ya, macam itulah, nenek! 1263 01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:47,750 Tak ada orang sehebat DJ Schmuley, bukan? 1264 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:48,833 Mungkin. 1265 01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:55,416 UNTUK KAWAN BAIK SAYA LYDIA! RODRIGUEZ KATZ 1266 01:16:00,625 --> 01:16:03,000 Bayi saya yang comel. 1267 01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:06,958 Bubelah! 1268 01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:07,916 Tatelah! 1269 01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,000 Meydelah! 1270 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,416 Shayna punim! 1271 01:16:16,958 --> 01:16:19,791 - Ingat tak? Hari pertama tadika? - Ya. 1272 01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:21,750 Awak curi tempat letak kereta saya. 1273 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:25,291 - Itu bukan saya, tapi tak kisah. - Okey. 1274 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:30,416 Jika itu awak dan lelaki, apa awak akan buat? 1275 01:16:41,625 --> 01:16:44,458 - Kami tunggu dia picit jerawat. - Stace, kenapa? 1276 01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:45,750 Apa awak buat? 1277 01:16:48,833 --> 01:16:49,750 Tengoklah. 1278 01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:54,416 - Kenapa awak selalu buat begitu? - Saya suka bau kaki saya! 1279 01:16:54,416 --> 01:16:55,958 Ini tak normal! 1280 01:16:57,666 --> 01:17:02,708 Schmuley, hentikan video itu. Tolonglah! Schmuley! Hentikan video! 1281 01:17:02,708 --> 01:17:04,750 Orang suka. Apa masalahnya? 1282 01:17:04,750 --> 01:17:08,083 Orang tak suka! Tolong matikannya! 1283 01:17:08,875 --> 01:17:10,208 Macam mesin rumput. 1284 01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:13,208 Itu bukan berdengkur! 1285 01:17:14,833 --> 01:17:16,666 - Busuk tak? - Tuhanku. 1286 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:20,333 Kym, Megan dan Anya teruk. Mereka sangat teruk. 1287 01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:24,291 Saya nak barang berjenama yang comel, tapi pastikan ia mesra alam. 1288 01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:26,000 - Maaf. - Mereka bodoh. 1289 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,166 Betul juga. 1290 01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:29,125 Diam! Tuhanku. 1291 01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,458 - Saya rakam hingus. - Padam sekarang! 1292 01:17:33,166 --> 01:17:34,250 Jari kaki dia berbulu. 1293 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:36,750 Ingat tak tali tampon saya putus? 1294 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,125 Saya rasa saya terkencing. 1295 01:17:38,125 --> 01:17:39,250 Tuhanku. 1296 01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:42,291 Awak pernah kentut dari depan? 1297 01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:43,833 Daripada kemaluan? 1298 01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:44,875 Nak tengok? 1299 01:17:44,875 --> 01:17:46,833 - Ya. - Saya perlu bersedia. 1300 01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:51,708 Saya tunjuk cara kentut dari depan. 1301 01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:56,291 Itu perbualan budak zaman sekarang? Tampon dan kentut depan? 1302 01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:58,083 Jangan tunjuk kepada sesiapa. 1303 01:17:58,083 --> 01:17:59,041 Tuhanku. 1304 01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:01,166 Jika awak tunjukkan, sumpah saya bunuh awak. 1305 01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:03,416 - Ini kerja Schmuley? - Saya... 1306 01:18:03,416 --> 01:18:04,458 Schmuley? 1307 01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:08,958 Terima kasih kerana menonton. Selamat tinggal! 1308 01:18:08,958 --> 01:18:10,791 SAYANG, KAWAN BAIK AWAK 1309 01:18:12,083 --> 01:18:14,208 - Kenapa Stacey buat begitu? - Tak tahu. 1310 01:18:19,208 --> 01:18:20,625 Saya pun tak sejahat itu. 1311 01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:22,583 - Awak agak jahat. - Awak teruk. 1312 01:18:39,416 --> 01:18:40,833 Matikannya! 1313 01:18:40,833 --> 01:18:45,666 - Lydia, saya tak berniat... - Diam! Awak tak berniat? 1314 01:18:45,666 --> 01:18:48,333 Macam awak tak berniat beritahu orang puting saya berbulu 1315 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:49,791 atau Andy ciuman pertama saya? 1316 01:18:49,791 --> 01:18:52,208 - Ini lain! - Berhenti menipu, Stacy! 1317 01:18:52,208 --> 01:18:54,875 Saya dah cuba minta maaf, tapi awak asyik hukum saya! 1318 01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:57,375 - Sampai bila? - Sekarang dah cukup! 1319 01:18:57,375 --> 01:18:58,375 Dah terlambat! 1320 01:18:58,875 --> 01:18:59,833 Lydia! 1321 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,250 Saya patut naik dan cakap dengan dia. 1322 01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:20,750 Saya hantar video itu. Saya patut naik. 1323 01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:24,000 Dua-dua tak patut naik. Dia perlu bersendirian. 1324 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,000 Tak, dia perlu... 1325 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,166 Saya tahu sebab saya faham perasaan dia. 1326 01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:28,625 Mana awak tahu? 1327 01:19:28,625 --> 01:19:31,291 Orang gila macam awak pun tak buat benda sebodoh itu. 1328 01:19:31,291 --> 01:19:33,500 Ya, tapi saya pernah tengok TikTok 1329 01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:36,541 dan ayat "gila macam awak" ialah taktik manipulasi. 1330 01:19:37,416 --> 01:19:38,833 Ya, betul. Maaf. 1331 01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:41,333 Ini sukar untuk didengar, Danny dan Bree, 1332 01:19:41,333 --> 01:19:44,791 tapi mulai sekarang, ada banyak tentang Stacy 1333 01:19:44,791 --> 01:19:48,125 yang kamu tak faham, takkan faham, 1334 01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:51,208 walaupun kamu nak faham, tapi itulah kenyataan. 1335 01:19:52,291 --> 01:19:54,833 Jangan panggil kami Danny dan Bree lagi. 1336 01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,041 Ya, peliklah. 1337 01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:58,375 Maaf, Encik dan Puan Friedman. 1338 01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:01,708 Bagi ayah, itu taktik manipulasi. 1339 01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:09,291 Ya Tuhan, semuanya hancur binasa. 1340 01:20:10,541 --> 01:20:12,583 Aku tak pernah rasa begini. 1341 01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:18,208 Aku tak tahu cara nak betulkannya. 1342 01:20:45,291 --> 01:20:49,083 Aku pasti Kau dah catat hari ini dalam kalendar suci-Mu, 1343 01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:51,250 tapi ini hari bat mitzvah saya. 1344 01:20:51,250 --> 01:20:54,083 Hari paling penting dalam kehidupan Yahudiku. 1345 01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:56,166 Mungkin seluruh hidupku. 1346 01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,458 Tapi apa gunanya? 1347 01:20:58,458 --> 01:20:59,791 Mari kita lakukannya! 1348 01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:06,416 - Biar benar. Sekali lagi? - Kali ini saya serius. Tak nak pergi. 1349 01:21:06,416 --> 01:21:08,708 Mesti pergi. Bersiap. Masuk kereta. 1350 01:21:08,708 --> 01:21:10,583 Saya tak boleh dan tak mahu. 1351 01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:13,500 Tak apa. Serahkan telefon awak. 1352 01:21:15,250 --> 01:21:17,125 Okey. Saya nak mesej siapa pun? 1353 01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:24,375 Cakaplah atau buatlah apa-apa pun, saya tetap takkan pergi. 1354 01:21:24,875 --> 01:21:27,666 Saya dah dewasa dan boleh buat keputusan sendiri 1355 01:21:27,666 --> 01:21:30,166 dan saya putuskan untuk tinggal di sini. 1356 01:21:32,208 --> 01:21:34,125 - Turunkan saya! - Hei. Sudahlah. 1357 01:21:34,125 --> 01:21:35,708 Ronnie! 1358 01:21:36,416 --> 01:21:39,125 Itu contoh ibu bapa yang bagus. 1359 01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:41,416 - Tidak! Jangan! - Hei. 1360 01:21:46,416 --> 01:21:48,333 Hei, ketiak awak okey? 1361 01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:51,791 Orang kata ia tumbuh dua kali ganda. Ini tiga kali ganda. 1362 01:21:52,791 --> 01:21:53,708 Ya. 1363 01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:54,875 Tangkap dia! 1364 01:21:58,416 --> 01:22:00,458 - Bertenang. - Saya tak nak masuk. 1365 01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:03,625 Boleh berhenti? Kami tak peduli kehendak awak. Hei! 1366 01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:05,791 Shabbat shalom. 1367 01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:10,791 Hari ini sangat istimewa. 1368 01:22:11,291 --> 01:22:17,541 Stacy Friedman yang bijak dan muda dipersilakan ke bema untuk bat mitzahnya. 1369 01:22:17,541 --> 01:22:22,375 Kau dengarkah aku dipanggil untuk terima penghormatan yang tak layak untukku? 1370 01:22:23,250 --> 01:22:27,166 Aku impikan hari ini sepanjang hidupku dan sekarang ia dah tiba. 1371 01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:31,375 Kalaulah aku boleh kembali ke katilku, bawah katilku, mana-mana saja... 1372 01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:32,458 Seema? 1373 01:23:12,625 --> 01:23:14,166 KHAS UNTUK: ELI RODRIGUEZ 1374 01:23:14,166 --> 01:23:16,125 KHAS UNTUK: GABI KATZ 1375 01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:19,500 KHAS UNTUK: LYDIA RODRIGUEZ KATZ 1376 01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:27,500 Saya buat silap besar. 1377 01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:32,166 Maaf, saya tak tahu apa saya buat di sini. 1378 01:23:43,541 --> 01:23:47,500 Dalam agama Yahudi, saya sepatutnya jadi dewasa hari ini. 1379 01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:51,750 Tapi saya pentingkan diri, mengada-ada 1380 01:23:51,750 --> 01:23:54,916 dan menyakitkan hati ibu bapa saya yang cuma mahu... 1381 01:23:54,916 --> 01:23:56,958 Kemudian, ia berlaku. 1382 01:23:56,958 --> 01:23:59,666 Pada hari aku sepatutnya jadi wanita, 1383 01:23:59,666 --> 01:24:01,708 semuanya mula masuk akal. 1384 01:24:01,708 --> 01:24:03,166 ...Nikki, Tara... 1385 01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:06,416 Semasa kecil, kita tak rasa bersalah jika kita jatuhkan kawan kita 1386 01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:08,291 asalkan kita menang. 1387 01:24:08,875 --> 01:24:12,541 Seorang wanita tahu tiada yang lebih baik daripada kawan-kawan. 1388 01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:14,541 ...Kym, Megan, Anya... 1389 01:24:14,541 --> 01:24:15,708 Semasa kecil, 1390 01:24:15,708 --> 01:24:19,166 kita fikir kita perlu ubah diri supaya kita diterima. 1391 01:24:19,166 --> 01:24:22,791 ...sejujurnya, mungkin sebab kami cemburu... 1392 01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:25,375 Tapi wanita takkan sembunyikan diri sebenar 1393 01:24:25,375 --> 01:24:27,375 dan takkan berpura-pura. 1394 01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:30,750 ...tapi kadangkala perangai kamu memang sial. 1395 01:24:32,125 --> 01:24:33,625 Jaga bahasa di kuil. 1396 01:24:33,625 --> 01:24:34,750 Maaf. 1397 01:24:34,750 --> 01:24:37,166 Siapa ajar dia mencarut begitu? 1398 01:24:37,166 --> 01:24:38,291 Tak tahu. 1399 01:24:38,291 --> 01:24:41,500 Perbezaan terbesar antara budak dan orang dewasa? 1400 01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:42,625 Andy... 1401 01:24:43,458 --> 01:24:45,916 Mengetahui apa yang sebenarnya penting. 1402 01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:49,250 Saya takkan cakap banyak kerana awak tak boleh fokus, 1403 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:52,458 tapi awak membosankan, tak layan orang dengan baik 1404 01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:55,083 dan terus terang, awak tak pandai main bola. 1405 01:24:56,541 --> 01:24:57,541 Awak teruk! 1406 01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,541 Paling teruk, disebabkan awak, 1407 01:25:01,250 --> 01:25:05,041 saya binasakan persahabatan dengan orang yang paling penting. 1408 01:25:05,625 --> 01:25:07,375 Saya perlu beritahu dia saya silap. 1409 01:25:08,583 --> 01:25:12,125 Awak kena habiskan baca Torah sebelum pergi. 1410 01:25:12,125 --> 01:25:16,000 Peluk ayah. Cuba sedaya upaya. Kita akan selesaikannya bersama. 1411 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,208 Selepas ayah tukar sut gatal ini. 1412 01:25:19,791 --> 01:25:21,000 Nafas ayah bau kopi. 1413 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:24,000 Okey. Gunakannya di atas sana. Pergi. 1414 01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:28,583 Cepat, cepat-cepat 1415 01:25:28,583 --> 01:25:30,291 Cepat-cepat 1416 01:26:17,958 --> 01:26:18,833 Saya berjaya. 1417 01:26:21,625 --> 01:26:23,500 Ya'sher koach! Sekarang, pergi! 1418 01:27:11,958 --> 01:27:13,041 Lydia! 1419 01:27:15,958 --> 01:27:16,958 Lydia. 1420 01:27:18,958 --> 01:27:19,875 Lydia. 1421 01:27:20,625 --> 01:27:22,000 Lydia, tolong buka... 1422 01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:27,416 Tentang Andy. Saya tahu awak tak berniat sakiti saya. 1423 01:27:27,416 --> 01:27:29,583 Saya patut biarkan awak minta maaf. 1424 01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:33,625 Saya rindu awak, saya sayang awak, saya minta maaf. 1425 01:27:33,625 --> 01:27:37,333 Saya kawan yang teruk dan pentingkan diri. Maafkanlah saya. 1426 01:27:40,375 --> 01:27:43,250 Stacy, awak rosakkan bat mitzvah saya. 1427 01:27:43,250 --> 01:27:45,875 Apa yang awak tak faham? Saya tak faham... 1428 01:27:45,875 --> 01:27:48,000 - Saya tahu. - Biar saya habiskan. 1429 01:27:48,583 --> 01:27:50,875 Saya dah kata jangan pergi ke tebing. 1430 01:27:50,875 --> 01:27:52,958 Saya larang terjun. Awak terjun. 1431 01:27:52,958 --> 01:27:54,750 Tapi itu pun salah saya? 1432 01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:56,875 - Saya kawan yang teruk? - Maaf. 1433 01:27:56,875 --> 01:28:00,583 Saya tahu awak dah lama suka Andy, tapi awak tahu tak? 1434 01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:03,333 Sama macam semua gadis lain termasuk saya, 1435 01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:06,458 tapi saya tak cakap kerana tahu awak akan marah. 1436 01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:11,750 Apabila awak tak ajak saya ke majlis yang saya bantu awak rancang selama ini, 1437 01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:14,791 saya bercinta dengannya supaya awak marah. 1438 01:28:14,791 --> 01:28:19,166 Awak musnahkan hubungan itu dan hari terpenting kawan baik awak. 1439 01:28:19,166 --> 01:28:20,958 Jadi, cukuplah, Stacy. 1440 01:28:20,958 --> 01:28:22,708 Tunggu, awak betul. 1441 01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:24,750 Ya, saya tahu. 1442 01:28:25,583 --> 01:28:29,500 Datang ke parti saya malam ini. Saya janji ia berbaloi. Tolonglah. 1443 01:28:34,875 --> 01:28:36,875 Saya anggap itu sebagai "mungkin". 1444 01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:42,458 Helo sekali lagi. 1445 01:28:48,583 --> 01:28:49,583 Sayang? 1446 01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:51,416 Hai, ibu. 1447 01:28:51,416 --> 01:28:53,333 Ayah minta tolong ramai orang. 1448 01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:56,083 Ibu rasa ia akan berjaya jika dia datang. 1449 01:28:58,291 --> 01:28:59,458 Biar ibu tolong. 1450 01:29:04,250 --> 01:29:07,625 Ibu tahu malam ini tak seperti yang awak impikan, 1451 01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:09,416 tapi ibu bangga dengan awak. 1452 01:29:10,041 --> 01:29:10,875 Buat begini. 1453 01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:14,666 Sudah. 1454 01:29:16,750 --> 01:29:17,833 Cantik. 1455 01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:19,500 Terima kasih, sayang. 1456 01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:23,666 - Ibu ada hadiah. - Okey. 1457 01:29:26,166 --> 01:29:29,291 Ibu tahu awak mungkin tak suka, tapi... 1458 01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:32,875 Betulkah? 1459 01:29:33,458 --> 01:29:34,458 Terima kasih! 1460 01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:39,000 Saya nak pakai sniker. 1461 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:41,541 Wah, awak dah jadi wanita. Wanita bijak. 1462 01:29:42,166 --> 01:29:43,375 Mari berparti! 1463 01:29:53,750 --> 01:29:54,750 Dia ada di sini? 1464 01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:57,625 Rasanya tak datang. 1465 01:29:57,625 --> 01:29:59,291 Sayang, dia akan datang. 1466 01:29:59,291 --> 01:30:00,625 Sila beri perhatian! 1467 01:30:00,625 --> 01:30:03,500 Dah mula. Jika dia tak datang? Semuanya sia-sia. 1468 01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:06,750 Tak sia-sia. 1469 01:30:06,750 --> 01:30:09,916 - Saya nak berlatih main golf! - Sudahlah. 1470 01:30:09,916 --> 01:30:11,000 Awak datang. 1471 01:30:12,333 --> 01:30:13,250 Saya datang. 1472 01:30:13,916 --> 01:30:15,083 Tepat pada masanya. 1473 01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:17,250 Masa untuk acara ketibaan awak. 1474 01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:20,000 Adik-adik sekalian, tuan-tuan dan puan-puan,... 1475 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,291 Tidak, Lydia... 1476 01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:25,833 ...dipersilakan gadis bat mitzvah anda, 1477 01:30:27,250 --> 01:30:30,375 Lydia Rodriguez Katz! 1478 01:30:30,375 --> 01:30:31,875 Masa untuk majlis awak. 1479 01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:34,375 Stacy, apa ini? 1480 01:30:35,083 --> 01:30:38,208 Awak layak dapat mitzvah sempurna. Yang tak dimusnahkan sesiapa. 1481 01:30:38,875 --> 01:30:41,125 Awak korbankan majlis awak untuk saya? 1482 01:30:43,375 --> 01:30:44,916 Stacy, ini impian awak. 1483 01:30:44,916 --> 01:30:46,291 Ini impian kita. 1484 01:30:46,291 --> 01:30:47,291 Stacy! 1485 01:30:48,583 --> 01:30:51,500 Ya, Lydia! Kami sayang awak! 1486 01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,916 Kami sayang awak! 1487 01:30:55,375 --> 01:30:56,458 Pergi! 1488 01:30:56,458 --> 01:30:57,916 Okey. 1489 01:30:57,916 --> 01:30:59,666 Masuk. Cantik. 1490 01:31:01,916 --> 01:31:05,958 Lydia! 1491 01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:08,083 Ayuh, Lydia! 1492 01:31:10,416 --> 01:31:11,583 Ayuh, Lydia! 1493 01:31:28,791 --> 01:31:32,958 Okey! Bersorak untuk Lydia dan Stacy! 1494 01:31:35,041 --> 01:31:38,041 - Saya tak perlu bayar, bukan? - Ya. Awak bayar. 1495 01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:40,625 Saya bergurau. Jangan risau. Kami bayar. 1496 01:31:40,625 --> 01:31:45,541 - Baiklah! Mari mulakan parti ini! - Mujurlah. 1497 01:32:03,166 --> 01:32:05,541 Kamu tonton Shawshank Redemption! 1498 01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:09,291 - Saya suka filem ini. Pernah tonton... - Pernah. 1499 01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:12,250 - Boleh jangan kacau kami? - Pergilah! 1500 01:32:18,791 --> 01:32:21,041 - Awak kerja di pawagam? - Betul. 1501 01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:23,041 Beri saya Twizzlers. 1502 01:32:23,541 --> 01:32:25,208 - Banyak-banyak. - Baik. 1503 01:32:29,875 --> 01:32:31,750 - Saya cuma nak satu. - Maaf. 1504 01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:33,083 Kenapa dengan awak? 1505 01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:41,791 Baiklah, mishpachalah! Siapa sedia untuk "Don't Stop Believing"? 1506 01:32:41,791 --> 01:32:43,666 Ya, ayuh! 1507 01:32:45,375 --> 01:32:48,666 Tentulah awak sedia, sebab itu saya takkan pasang. 1508 01:32:49,250 --> 01:32:52,541 Saya rasa masa untuk perlahankan rentak 1509 01:32:52,541 --> 01:32:56,791 dengan lagu cinta. 1510 01:33:35,333 --> 01:33:36,250 Hei. 1511 01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:38,250 Awak nak menari? 1512 01:33:39,166 --> 01:33:40,875 Bagaimana dengan Isabella? 1513 01:33:41,875 --> 01:33:42,791 Siapa? 1514 01:33:43,458 --> 01:33:45,500 Kekasih 25 tahun awak di Ecuador? 1515 01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:48,916 Saya cuma teka namanya glamor macam Isabella. 1516 01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:53,375 Saya tak ada teman wanita. Gosip itu pelik. Saya tak faham. 1517 01:34:00,291 --> 01:34:01,416 Apa perasaan awak? 1518 01:34:01,416 --> 01:34:03,958 Anak awak menari dengan jejaka kacak? 1519 01:34:05,041 --> 01:34:07,666 - Anehnya, saya tak kisah. - Betulkah? 1520 01:34:07,666 --> 01:34:10,333 - Awak tahu apa yang aneh bagi saya? - Apa? 1521 01:34:10,916 --> 01:34:13,208 Rabai Rebecca dan Cantor Jerry. 1522 01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:14,125 Apa itu? 1523 01:34:14,666 --> 01:34:16,041 Menarilah, Rabai. 1524 01:34:16,041 --> 01:34:19,208 Ya. Itu macam langgar ajaran semua agama. 1525 01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:21,208 - Ya. - Apa yang mereka buat? 1526 01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:26,833 {\an8}Okey, cukuplah dengan lagu perlahan. 1527 01:34:26,833 --> 01:34:30,208 Mari kita buat bising! 1528 01:34:30,208 --> 01:34:31,541 Kamu sedia? 1529 01:34:45,166 --> 01:34:48,166 Wahai Tuhan, ini Stacy Friedman. 1530 01:34:48,875 --> 01:34:50,541 Hari ini, aku jadi dewasa. 1531 01:34:51,041 --> 01:34:53,125 Sebenarnya, perasaannya hebat. 1532 01:34:54,041 --> 01:34:57,166 Aku tahu ini cuma bab pertama dalam hidup dewasaku 1533 01:34:57,166 --> 01:35:02,000 dan mungkin tak selalunya sehebat ini, tapi jika ia sehebat ini, bagus juga. 1534 01:35:02,500 --> 01:35:04,000 Aku tak paksa. 1535 01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:06,083 Tapi bukannya aku boleh paksa pun. 1536 01:35:06,708 --> 01:35:07,666 Aku cakap saja. 1537 01:35:09,625 --> 01:35:11,166 Aku tahu Kau fikir 1538 01:35:11,666 --> 01:35:14,875 aku korbankan parti untuk Lydia sebagai projek mitzvah. 1539 01:35:16,916 --> 01:35:18,458 Tapi itu bukan mitzvah. 1540 01:35:20,083 --> 01:35:22,083 Itu cuma tanggungjawab kawan baik. 1541 01:35:23,666 --> 01:35:24,875 Ya, kuatkan. 1542 01:35:26,250 --> 01:35:28,375 BAKERI MITZVAH SAUMAAH BETH TZEDEC 1543 01:35:28,375 --> 01:35:31,000 Selamat datang. Semua keuntungan didermakan. 1544 01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:35,125 Membantu orang, tak pentingkan diri, ubah yang buruk jadi baik... 1545 01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:36,875 - Empat dolar. - Empat dolar. 1546 01:35:36,875 --> 01:35:38,125 Itulah mitzvah. 1547 01:35:38,958 --> 01:35:40,166 Stacy, awak buat? 1548 01:35:40,166 --> 01:35:42,416 Sedapnya. Awak nak beli apa? 1549 01:35:42,416 --> 01:35:46,583 Okey, tentulah Kau tahu. Kau Tuhan. Itu pun Kau dah tahu. 1550 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,541 Jangan lupa baca hamotzi. 1551 01:35:49,541 --> 01:35:52,041 Satu 24 dolar. 1552 01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:56,958 Terima kasih kerana bersabar. Syukurlah aku sebahagian daripada ini. 1553 01:35:57,458 --> 01:35:59,916 - Terima kasih. - Sama-sama. 1554 01:35:59,916 --> 01:36:02,333 Nanti aku sambung. Nak jual roti. 1555 01:36:02,333 --> 01:36:04,583 Ini barulah mitzvah! 1556 01:41:27,958 --> 01:41:29,666 Terjemahan sari kata oleh MMA