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-Hi, Guys.
-Hi, honey.
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What in God's name are you wearing?
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Oh, I'm putting together my
costume for the Halloween dance.
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Oh, so you're going as a stripper?
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No.
I'm a catholic-school girl.
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Oh...
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Who strips.
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You guys, no one is gonna
think I look like a stripper, okay?
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Hey, look;
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It's misty,getting ready for her third and
final dance on the main stage.
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Hey.
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So, C.J; What are you going as for Halloween?
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You know what? I don't do Halloween.
It's not that cool.
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Really?
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But Halloween's everything you love
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pagan rituals, devil worship, and fudge.
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Just drop it; How about that?
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So, mom; How come C.J. doesn't like Halloween?
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Rory;
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It's private and painful,
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and he really doesn't want to talk about it.
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-I think we should respect that.
-Thank you, yeah.
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I'm sorry, it's just so damn funny.
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It's not that funny to me.
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Come on! Quit being such a baby.
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It was 1979,
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and C.J. went to his first Halloween dance.
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Hey...
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'spooky kabuki'.
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Well, well, well, I must
be an English hunting dog
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'cause I just spotted a fox.
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Ooh.
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Hey, check it out! It's the "Village People"!
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All I wanted to be was a dancing cowboy...
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...but they had to go and make it gay.
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Oh, my God,
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How does a 'slut' like Jenny Jenkins
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even get a guy like Pete?
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I mean, look at him
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He's like a work of art.
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He's like that famous statue,
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"the Dave."
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-Bridget...
-Okay, see ya.
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We really have to start
the student council meeting.
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-Can't you start without me, Max?
-No
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Because by some cruel twist of fate,
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I am the vice president,
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Not the president,
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and, according to the by-laws,
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we can't start without you...
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...The president.
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Did you see that?
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He just looked at me.
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Yes, he, too, can't believe you were elected.
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Let's go.
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Good morning, council people.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Yes, we were very busy
trying to figure out if Pete
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gave us a look.
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Oh, he did. Don't worry.
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All right, so I know we are here
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to plan the Halloween dance.
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Now, I have given this a lot of thought.
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Picture this:
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A sunken pirate ship at
the bottom of an evil sea...
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Rivers of blood... Skeletons... Sword fighting
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with legions of soulless men.
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Our budget is $173.
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Oh, okay. Then orange and black balloons.
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Moving on...
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Before we move on, one little suggestion.
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Yeah,
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It might not be as spooky
as orange and black balloons,
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but considering our budget
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Oh, sorry; Official business.
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Hello? Did you just see that?
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Did you see what he was wearing?
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Did you see what she was wearing?
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Did you see what I was wearing?
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Okay; So where were we?
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Well, Max and I have an idea
about the Halloween dance.
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Oh, that reminds me
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I have this great idea.
It's gonna blow you away.
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Sorry; One second.
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Hello? You did?
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She did?
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Did you see what I was wearing?
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-Bridget!
-Hold on. What?!
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Well, you were gonna tell us all something
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that was gonna blow us away.
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Ooh, right, right, right.
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Ashley saw Pete look at me in the hall.
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She thinks it means 'something'.
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Tell me everything now. Mmm!
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I can't believe she's president.
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Oh... thank you.
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I can't believe you two are sisters.
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[Bridget:] Shut up!
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Thank you.
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Hey there, 'halloweenies'.
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Us? You're the one jumping
the gun on the costume.
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You're two days early.
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Oh; It's no costume, my friend.
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I have been hired as Head of security
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for the Halloween dance...
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Although I did get this at a costume shop.
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Don knotts not available?
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That's funny. That's real fun.
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You know, I've worn the badge before.
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You were a mall cop.
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For three weeks.
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Yeah; Three crime-free weeks.
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So, my little friend,
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rumor has it there's a tradition
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of freshmen pulling pranks at the old dance.
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Know anything about this?
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No,
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I just know that pranks are wrong.
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Dead wrong.
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That's real mature, grandpa. Good one.
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Hey, it was the kid's idea.
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He's got a devilish streak.
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That better be the end of it.
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Oh, I'm sure it is.
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I think he was just showing off
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when I heard him talking to his friends
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about blowing up the giant pumpkin at the dance.
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Really?
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So the Hennessy boy's
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gonna try to pull a prank on my watch?
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Well, let's just say this 'Halloween',
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he's gonna be in for a real...
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Treat.
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I guess the little guy just put
'em all over the house, huh?
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No; That was me.
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What's on TV?
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Kerry;
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You are never gonna believe what happened.
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Your little student-council friend,
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Max? He's out to get me.
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-Bridget...
-No, no...
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Today after the council meeting,
that creep went to principal Gibb
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and told him I wasn't qualified to be president.
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By "creep," I assume you mean sexy boy-toy.
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Why are you here?
What are you doing in my bathroom?
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Trying on scrunchies.
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Max and I are making decorations for the dance.
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How dare you go to the principal about me!
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Hey! He likes to know what's going on,
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and I'm fond of telling him.
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And if you don't start treating this
president thinga little more seriously,
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you're out, and I'm in.
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Can you believe this?!
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Well...
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You agree with this?
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Face it, Bridget, you care more about boys
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and phone calls, than you do about the dance.
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Oh...oh!
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Traitor!
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and traitor number two!
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I have candy apples.
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Max, out!
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Oh, I was just leaving,
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but only because I have a clarinet lesson.
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Candy apple?
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Thank you, Mrs. Hennessy.
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I'll save it, till after my lesson.
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It makes my Reed sticky.
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So; What's this all about?
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These two don't think I'm
capable of being president.
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She's not. She's an unfocused scatterbrain.
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S-scatterbrain?
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Oh, you just wait.
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You just wait till Saturday night
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when I throw the best Halloween party
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this school has ever seen!
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The dance is Friday night.
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I know.
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No, no, wait!
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You! On the ladder;
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Point the orange light towards the stage.
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Pumpkin people, I want him facing out.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I asked for twice as many severed limbs.
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This is all they sent us.
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Well; Cut them in half.
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So; Am I focused enough for you Max,
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or should we call the principal?
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I must say it's pretty impressive.
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Yeah; Good luck keeping that up.
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-Hey, hey, hey, Pete.
-Bite me; Dweeb.
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We're like brothers.
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Yeah; Like that's gonna throw me off.
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-Uh... Hey, Bridget.
-Hi, Pete. Mmm.
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Listen, um,
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I don't know what you're doing for the dance,
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but I'm going to be there alone.
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-Jenny and I broke up.
-You did?!
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I mean ... I'm so sorry.
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Um,
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W-w-well, great.
Then I'll probably see you there.
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Well,
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Like I said, creepy friend and sister,
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I have everything under complete control!!
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Oh!
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Aah!
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Ohh!
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That light looks perfect now.
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Hi;
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When you're ready to go, I
can give you a ride to the dance.
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Mom, I have a problem.
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What's wrong?
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This really hot guy likes me.
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I hate it when that happens.
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It's just, I'm really trying to
focus on running this dance,
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and I know he's going to be there tonight,
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and I know it's going to mess me up.
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Well, don't let it.
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Just do your job, and then
deal with him on Monday.
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No, I can't. He broke up
with slutty Jenny Jenkins,
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and now he's available.
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But Jenny told Alexia, who
told Haley, who told Ashley...
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"nose job" Ashley, not "pimple" Ashley...
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who told me that she really wants him back.
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Really?
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And when did you hear all this?
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During my algebra final.
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The one you got a "D" on?
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That teacher is so out to get me.
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I just, I can't let
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all this Pete stuff distract me.
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Kerry and Max already think
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-I'm a complete scatterbrain.
-Bridget...
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When you wanna be, you are...
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the most focused person in the world.
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I've been shopping with you the day
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after Thanksgiving.
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You're like... a laser!
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You hit the shoes and then the coats,
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-then you hit the tops and the purses_
-Mom.
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The coats come last:
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'Cause you don't want to drag 'em around all day,
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and then you start with purses and shoes
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so you can match them together.
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You see what I'm saying?
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Just look at tonight
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like one giant trip to the mall,
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except Pete is a coat.
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He comes last.
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Oh,; But, mom, I'm cold.
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So cold.
-Oh..Ha, ha.
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Pshhhhh!
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Pshhhhhh.
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Who are you going to pepper-spray?
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I think the question is,
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"Who am I not going to pepper spray?"
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So, mom, what's your costume going to be?
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Well, since I have to be
there as the school nurse,
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I thought I'd go as "Florence Nightingale".
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The mom from "the Brady bunch"?
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Yeah.
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Hey, everybody, look; It's the hamburglar.
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I'm part of a chain gang.
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I know; By day.
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But at night, you steal hamburgers.
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Dad, are you going to be okay here by yourself?
268
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:42,893
Yes, sure;
269
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,044
I'm going to put a big bowl
270
00:10:44,045 --> 00:10:45,258
of candy out on the porch
271
00:10:45,288 --> 00:10:46,954
with a note that says "Take one,"
272
00:10:46,956 --> 00:10:49,138
And then I'm going to watch "The Great Escape."
273
00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:51,002
I prefer "The Dirty Dozen."
274
00:10:51,013 --> 00:10:53,532
That's a chick flick.
275
00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:55,967
Not the one I rented.
276
00:10:55,982 --> 00:10:58,409
Rory, let's go. I don't want to be late.
277
00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:01,362
Oh, I'll be right there. Uh, I'll meet you there.
278
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:07,907
-Well, now, that's suspicious.
-I'll say.
279
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,895
What is?
280
00:11:11,062 --> 00:11:12,792
-The bag.
-Oh.
281
00:11:12,842 --> 00:11:16,512
Why would a kid take a bag to a dance?
282
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,887
Well, well, well.
283
00:11:18,889 --> 00:11:20,953
Look here -- he gots himself ...
284
00:11:20,955 --> 00:11:22,995
a cherry bomb! Hum!
285
00:11:23,424 --> 00:11:25,546
Oh, that little merry prankster
286
00:11:25,547 --> 00:11:28,105
is going to try to blow up the giant pumpkin.
287
00:11:28,144 --> 00:11:30,745
When he gets down here, he's so busted.
288
00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:32,050
Nooo, wait, wait, wait.
289
00:11:32,052 --> 00:11:34,591
If you really want to teach him a lesson,
290
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,797
we'll catch him red-handed.
291
00:11:36,798 --> 00:11:39,316
And then you publicly humiliate him.
292
00:11:39,347 --> 00:11:42,301
You know, that kind of
thing sticks with a kid forever.
293
00:11:42,421 --> 00:11:45,416
Well, you know how that is.
294
00:11:47,371 --> 00:11:49,414
Well, I'm outta here.
295
00:11:49,464 --> 00:11:50,514
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
296
00:11:50,516 --> 00:11:53,055
You're not going anywhere, young man.
297
00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:54,762
What do you mean?
298
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,807
Without your little black bag.
299
00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:24,668
Who smells bacon?
300
00:12:24,669 --> 00:12:28,873
You do -- that's right, 'cause
Johnny law is in the house.
301
00:12:29,135 --> 00:12:32,190
Idiot. Ha, ha, ha.
302
00:12:35,141 --> 00:12:38,751
All right, I'm officer C.J., "Head of security".
303
00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:42,968
It has come to my attention that a student...
304
00:12:43,018 --> 00:12:44,783
or students
305
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,975
or possibly a combination of the two
306
00:12:47,024 --> 00:12:49,494
is planning a prank tonight.
307
00:12:49,576 --> 00:12:53,673
So keep your eyes out for
anything out of the ordinary...
308
00:12:53,832 --> 00:12:57,175
...especially anyone in a disguise.
309
00:12:57,648 --> 00:12:59,491
Suddenly, having my mom here
310
00:12:59,492 --> 00:13:01,615
isn't the most embarrassing part of the night.
311
00:13:01,845 --> 00:13:03,342
Hey, Kerry!
312
00:13:03,343 --> 00:13:05,173
Hi!
313
00:13:08,898 --> 00:13:11,219
Hey, it's going pretty well, don't you think?
314
00:13:11,269 --> 00:13:13,769
Yeah; Except you've got no one on the punch bowl.
315
00:13:13,819 --> 00:13:15,981
Well; I'll just add it to my list of duties.
316
00:13:15,983 --> 00:13:18,421
Anything else, 'Zero'?
317
00:13:18,471 --> 00:13:20,547
It's "Zorro".
318
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,689
Yeah, really original, by the way.
319
00:13:22,724 --> 00:13:23,478
Hey, there.
320
00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:26,891
Hey, Pete!; Love your costume!
321
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,366
Thanks.
This is, like, the best dance we've ever had.
322
00:13:29,446 --> 00:13:31,946
You know, I've been getting a lot of that.
323
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,559
-You wanna dance?
-Oh, I would love to!
324
00:13:35,608 --> 00:13:36,934
-m..mm.
325
00:13:36,985 --> 00:13:39,331
Um, no, sorry I can't.
326
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:41,078
I can't leave my post.
327
00:13:41,215 --> 00:13:43,119
That's too bad.
328
00:13:43,273 --> 00:13:45,863
Actually, Pete, wait. You know what?
I can't dance out there,
329
00:13:45,864 --> 00:13:49,322
but I can sure dance back here.
330
00:13:54,844 --> 00:13:56,432
Ooh!
331
00:14:02,539 --> 00:14:04,870
Oh, for crying out loud!
332
00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:08,704
They're just starting to dig the tunnel.
333
00:14:11,778 --> 00:14:14,119
[All:] Trick or treat!
334
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,726
Didn't you read the sign?
335
00:14:15,728 --> 00:14:17,394
The candy's in the bowl.
336
00:14:17,396 --> 00:14:19,069
What bowl?
337
00:14:19,187 --> 00:14:20,675
Well, it was right there.
338
00:14:20,765 --> 00:14:23,512
Well, it's not anymore.
339
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,109
What else you got?
340
00:14:25,159 --> 00:14:27,431
I got half a movie to watch. See ya.
341
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,500
That's not fair!
342
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:29,750
Don't get mad at me.
343
00:14:29,751 --> 00:14:31,722
Your little cronies didn't
honor the honor system.
344
00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:34,005
What's a crony?
345
00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:38,906
I told you there's no candy!
346
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,878
You're gonna have to be a lot faster
than that to catch sergeant Jim Egan.
347
00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:49,395
All right, that was pretty fast.
348
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,776
Oh, well, look at you! Where are you going?
349
00:14:58,778 --> 00:15:00,667
Gonna have a glass of punch with Pete
350
00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:02,387
because I've got everything covered.
351
00:15:02,389 --> 00:15:03,811
Well, not everything.
352
00:15:03,813 --> 00:15:04,993
The fire marshal's here
353
00:15:04,995 --> 00:15:06,039
It's too many kids
354
00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:08,174
and he's thinking about
shutting this thing down.
355
00:15:08,176 --> 00:15:10,549
Fine, I'll go talk to him.
356
00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:13,795
Jenny Jenkins! What a slut!
357
00:15:13,797 --> 00:15:16,194
Who goes out of the house dressed like that?!
358
00:15:16,251 --> 00:15:18,929
Word has it she's here to get Pete back.
359
00:15:24,244 --> 00:15:28,096
Quite the dilemma.
360
00:15:34,415 --> 00:15:36,904
Take that, you little punks!
361
00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:39,565
Teach you to mess with
a veteran of a foreign war.
362
00:15:39,637 --> 00:15:42,056
[Boy:] War? Korea was a police action.
363
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:46,087
Oh, now it's on!
364
00:15:46,114 --> 00:15:47,137
You know,
365
00:15:47,139 --> 00:15:50,093
When I catch you, you're going to need this.
366
00:15:52,515 --> 00:15:54,685
Bridget; I just saw the fire marshal.
367
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:55,560
Is there a problem?
368
00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:57,076
Oh, some kids were trying to sneak in,
369
00:15:57,078 --> 00:15:58,173
but I got rid of 'em,
370
00:15:58,175 --> 00:16:00,021
and everything's fine now.
371
00:16:00,079 --> 00:16:02,461
You are just handling everything.
372
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,030
It's great, honey.
373
00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:05,516
You threw a wonderful party,
374
00:16:05,518 --> 00:16:08,981
and you were afraid that
you wouldn't be able to do it.
375
00:16:09,075 --> 00:16:11,903
Well, I should feel good, but I don't.
376
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:14,088
-I lost Pete.
-Oh
377
00:16:14,359 --> 00:16:15,747
I'm sorry.
378
00:16:16,073 --> 00:16:17,612
But, listen,
379
00:16:17,662 --> 00:16:20,288
There's gonna be a thousand boys,
380
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,725
but tonight is your victory.
381
00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:25,481
I just wish you could take it in.
382
00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:28,374
You know what?
383
00:16:28,505 --> 00:16:30,068
Maybe you're right.
384
00:16:30,529 --> 00:16:32,299
Maybe this is the beginning
385
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,886
of a more serious Bridget,
386
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:34,744
you know,
387
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:37,433
a Bridget who doesn't get distracted by anything.
388
00:16:37,686 --> 00:16:39,528
A Bridget who could give a damn
389
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:41,115
if Pete went back to Jenny Jenkins.
390
00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:42,720
Pete didn't go back to Jenny Jenkins.
391
00:16:42,729 --> 00:16:44,983
She went home alone, and he came back inside.
392
00:16:45,112 --> 00:16:46,556
See ya!
393
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,230
Hey! Where you going?
394
00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:52,095
To do what I've wanted to do all night long.
395
00:16:56,454 --> 00:16:58,911
Five bucks to get into a high school dance?
396
00:16:58,927 --> 00:17:00,872
You'd think Johnny Mathis was performing.
397
00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:02,984
Dad; What are you doing here?
398
00:17:03,017 --> 00:17:04,795
Well, I got into a little donnybrook
399
00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:07,094
with a couple of neighborhood kids.
400
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,896
They stole the candy
401
00:17:08,898 --> 00:17:10,118
and threw eggs at me.
402
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,364
Oh, no. I'm sorry.
403
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:14,070
It's all right. I got one of
'em tied up in the garage.
404
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:20,107
Kinda tough to see in this fog, little man.
405
00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:22,563
Need a light?
406
00:17:25,923 --> 00:17:28,857
I've been waiting to do this all night.
407
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:34,932
-Oh, Bridget!
-Oh, my God!
408
00:17:34,934 --> 00:17:35,781
I had no idea!
409
00:17:35,783 --> 00:17:37,863
Although, I did kind of...
410
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,447
Sense it.
411
00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:41,655
What are you doing? I thought you hated her!
412
00:17:41,657 --> 00:17:43,073
Hey, hey! Lighten up, Kerry.
413
00:17:43,075 --> 00:17:45,331
Why do you always have
to be so mean to your sister?
414
00:17:45,387 --> 00:17:46,230
What?
415
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,417
-Oh, my God!
-Kerry...
416
00:17:47,419 --> 00:17:48,610
You're kissing him?
417
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,567
I broke up with Jenny for you.
418
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:53,168
A 'very bad move'.
419
00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:55,190
Yep;
420
00:17:55,215 --> 00:17:56,895
Caught him red-handed.
421
00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,172
Good work, C.J.
422
00:17:58,186 --> 00:18:00,646
Now's your chance to really teach him a lesson.
423
00:18:00,737 --> 00:18:02,419
Oh, I'm way ahead of you.
424
00:18:02,468 --> 00:18:04,578
Keep him here for a second.
425
00:18:04,737 --> 00:18:07,293
Rory, this is for your own good.
426
00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:13,095
What's up, Detroit?! Motor city!
427
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,280
All right, I'll tell you what's up.
428
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,259
I'd like to announce that, thanks to me,
429
00:18:19,261 --> 00:18:20,960
the giant pumpkin is safe,
430
00:18:20,962 --> 00:18:22,962
and this dance is prank-free.
431
00:18:22,964 --> 00:18:25,223
You know, funk and wagnall's defines "hero"..
432
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,851
Look!... It's the Village People!!
433
00:18:27,853 --> 00:18:28,721
Hey!
434
00:18:28,777 --> 00:18:29,377
Hey!!
435
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,746
♪ ♪
436
00:18:33,389 --> 00:18:35,182
♫
437
00:18:37,063 --> 00:18:38,968
♪ ♪
438
00:18:40,144 --> 00:18:41,714
♫
439
00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:44,985
♪ ♪
440
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,579
Grandpa?
441
00:18:50,619 --> 00:18:51,770
Yeah.
442
00:18:52,961 --> 00:18:53,691
Ahh.
443
00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:56,246
So, did you have a good time?
444
00:18:56,713 --> 00:18:58,681
I-it was interesting.
445
00:18:58,731 --> 00:19:00,651
Oh, come on!
446
00:19:00,701 --> 00:19:01,813
You've got to admit,
447
00:19:01,814 --> 00:19:04,020
Bridget did a great job.
448
00:19:04,037 --> 00:19:05,645
It wasn't the embarrassing,
disorganized train wreck
449
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:08,745
I'd hoped it would be.
450
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,721
Did you really want her to fail?
451
00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:13,271
More than anything.
452
00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:14,232
Kerry,
453
00:19:14,257 --> 00:19:15,732
She's your sister,
454
00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:19,280
and no matter what is happening out there,
455
00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:21,079
in here, we're family.
456
00:19:21,129 --> 00:19:22,954
And family sticks together.
457
00:19:22,998 --> 00:19:26,014
I know, I know. I guess...
458
00:19:26,056 --> 00:19:27,750
I'm just tired
459
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,508
of things always working out for her
460
00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:31,462
because she's Bridget.
-Uhm
461
00:19:31,494 --> 00:19:34,748
You can't be mad at her for being herself.
462
00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:36,973
Can I be a little mad?
463
00:19:37,023 --> 00:19:39,427
We're all a little mad.
464
00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:44,910
-Hey.
-Hey.
465
00:19:46,088 --> 00:19:47,698
Just so you know, Max told me...
466
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,366
this is the best dance he'd ever been to,
467
00:19:50,531 --> 00:19:52,767
and that I showed great leadership qualities,
468
00:19:52,769 --> 00:19:53,881
and he's coming here this weekend
469
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,660
to rake leaves and wash the car.
470
00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:02,720
You were right.
471
00:20:03,165 --> 00:20:05,529
Max is a jerk and so am I.
472
00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:06,660
Oh,
473
00:20:06,716 --> 00:20:09,502
Well, I wasn't exactly 'perfect', either.
474
00:20:09,623 --> 00:20:11,303
If it wasn't for you pushing me,
475
00:20:11,305 --> 00:20:13,051
I probably would have screwed things up.
476
00:20:13,101 --> 00:20:15,569
If it's any consolation, I was 'punished'.
477
00:20:15,889 --> 00:20:18,198
I kissed Max.
478
00:20:18,528 --> 00:20:19,686
Not good?
479
00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:22,037
Have you ever had a really bad piece of Sushi
480
00:20:22,085 --> 00:20:24,751
you couldn't wait to get out of your mouth?
-Ewww!
481
00:20:24,851 --> 00:20:26,441
Yeah, this was worse.
482
00:20:26,473 --> 00:20:29,662
I actually feel bad for his clarinet.
483
00:20:31,265 --> 00:20:32,979
Bridge, I'm sorry.
484
00:20:32,995 --> 00:20:35,828
I can't believe I went
against you, my own sister.
485
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:37,901
It's just...
486
00:20:37,942 --> 00:20:39,833
It drives me nuts that things
487
00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,368
always work out for you,
488
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:44,600
and, magically, you always
seem to get what you want.
489
00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:46,809
No, not tonight.
490
00:20:46,904 --> 00:20:49,073
I didn't get what I wanted most...
491
00:20:49,141 --> 00:20:51,331
Pete.
492
00:20:51,812 --> 00:20:54,525
Well; The night's not over yet.
493
00:20:54,593 --> 00:20:56,327
♪
494
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,881
And there he is!; Right on schedule.
495
00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:04,961
God! For one night I would just love to be you.
496
00:21:04,976 --> 00:21:10,309
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
497
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:13,134
♪ ♫ ♪
498
00:21:13,556 --> 00:21:16,251
But not tonight.
499
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:20,732
♫ ♪
500
00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:23,529
Bridget!!
501
00:21:24,031 --> 00:21:27,505
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