1 00:00:02,897 --> 00:00:05,934 I saw what you did to the bedroom -- it looks incredible. 2 00:00:06,001 --> 00:00:07,535 What were you doing in my room? 3 00:00:07,602 --> 00:00:09,872 Taking a milk bath. 4 00:00:09,938 --> 00:00:12,107 I know, I should have asked. 5 00:00:12,174 --> 00:00:13,942 You changed everything. 6 00:00:14,009 --> 00:00:16,544 You guys were all gone this summer, doing your own thing. 7 00:00:16,611 --> 00:00:20,615 It was time to do something special... 8 00:00:20,682 --> 00:00:22,417 For me. 9 00:00:22,484 --> 00:00:25,487 You want to do something special for you, you take a milk bath. 10 00:00:25,554 --> 00:00:27,121 P.s. -- We're out of milk. 11 00:00:27,188 --> 00:00:28,823 I guess I'll have to take a pass. 12 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:31,126 I still haven't drained the tub. 13 00:00:31,192 --> 00:00:32,794 You know, c.J., 14 00:00:32,861 --> 00:00:35,597 I didn't just make some changes around the house. 15 00:00:35,663 --> 00:00:39,668 I also made some personal changes. 16 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:41,036 Want to see? 17 00:00:43,571 --> 00:00:44,573 No. 18 00:00:45,874 --> 00:00:47,609 Okay. No. 19 00:00:47,676 --> 00:00:49,745 Okay. 20 00:00:53,649 --> 00:00:55,283 So what do you think? 21 00:00:55,350 --> 00:00:57,318 Wow, that's great. 22 00:00:57,385 --> 00:00:59,188 Really? 23 00:00:59,254 --> 00:01:01,689 I didn't think you needed it, but, yeah, nice. 24 00:01:01,756 --> 00:01:04,292 What to you mean, you didn't think I needed it? 25 00:01:04,359 --> 00:01:05,627 Lipo. 26 00:01:05,694 --> 00:01:07,963 I didn't get lipo. 27 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:09,598 It's our little secret. 28 00:01:09,664 --> 00:01:11,433 By the way, you got a little paint in your hair. 29 00:01:11,499 --> 00:01:14,536 [ Sighs ] 30 00:01:14,602 --> 00:01:16,404 What are you guys looking at? 31 00:01:16,471 --> 00:01:18,506 I just printed the pictures from my trip to D.C. 32 00:01:18,573 --> 00:01:20,141 Oh, wow, look at this -- 33 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:23,445 the Washington monument, the capitol. 34 00:01:23,512 --> 00:01:26,281 Are you sticking your tongue in Abe Lincoln's ear? 35 00:01:27,915 --> 00:01:31,353 Colin Powell dared me. 36 00:01:31,420 --> 00:01:33,821 You really enjoyed being an intern, huh, bridg? 37 00:01:33,888 --> 00:01:35,824 Oh, I am so going into politics. 38 00:01:35,891 --> 00:01:37,793 If you think high school's a popularity contest, 39 00:01:37,859 --> 00:01:40,028 wait till you see this place. 40 00:01:40,094 --> 00:01:42,497 Hey, I like your hair, Cate. 41 00:01:42,564 --> 00:01:44,700 Oh, thanks for noticing. 42 00:01:44,766 --> 00:01:47,702 Yeah, mom, the gray makes you look distinguished. 43 00:01:47,769 --> 00:01:49,738 It's blonde. 44 00:01:49,804 --> 00:01:52,341 Uh, this is blonde, but okay. 45 00:01:53,574 --> 00:01:54,642 Love you too, grandma. 46 00:01:54,709 --> 00:01:56,144 I'll let you get back to your nap. 47 00:01:56,210 --> 00:01:58,546 Grandma? I want to talk to her. 48 00:01:58,613 --> 00:02:00,315 Uh, grandpa wants to say hi. 49 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:03,017 Hi, sunshine. 50 00:02:03,084 --> 00:02:04,520 He-- 51 00:02:06,288 --> 00:02:07,856 she hung up. 52 00:02:07,923 --> 00:02:10,559 She said she was real busy. 53 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:13,529 You know, dad, you never really told us 54 00:02:13,595 --> 00:02:15,764 what went wrong with you and mom in Florida. 55 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:18,600 I wish I knew. Everything was going great. 56 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:21,236 I thought your mom and I were gonna get back together. 57 00:02:21,303 --> 00:02:24,039 Then, boom, she kicked me out. 58 00:02:24,105 --> 00:02:25,574 Oh, I'm sorry. 59 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,242 You know what we say, grandpa. 60 00:02:27,317 --> 00:02:28,650 It's for the best. It's for the best. 61 00:02:28,675 --> 00:02:31,713 It is. Come here, you. 62 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:33,916 C.j.'s been my rock. 63 00:02:33,982 --> 00:02:36,051 He's really helped me through all this. 64 00:02:36,117 --> 00:02:38,520 What about me? I'm the one who got you to stop smoking. 65 00:02:38,587 --> 00:02:41,023 Like I said, c.J. Really helped me through all this. 66 00:02:42,424 --> 00:02:44,593 Dinner's ready. Rory, get your sister. 67 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:45,793 Kerry! 68 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:48,263 Dude, right in my ear. 69 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:50,132 Did anybody call for me earlier? 70 00:02:50,198 --> 00:02:51,600 Just some guy for you. 71 00:02:51,666 --> 00:02:53,201 He sounded really hot. 72 00:02:53,268 --> 00:02:54,636 Why didn't you tell me? 73 00:02:54,703 --> 00:02:57,039 Oh, no, wait, that was grandma. 74 00:03:00,175 --> 00:03:02,310 Kerry, what do you think you're doing? 75 00:03:02,377 --> 00:03:05,447 In France, 10-year-olds drink and smoke. 76 00:03:05,514 --> 00:03:07,415 Oh, smoke. 77 00:03:07,482 --> 00:03:08,717 Guess what. 78 00:03:08,783 --> 00:03:11,420 Summer's over, and you're not in France anymore. 79 00:03:11,486 --> 00:03:14,356 Yeah, grab a root beer and shave the pits, Madeline. 80 00:03:15,523 --> 00:03:17,692 [ Telephone rings ] I'll get it. 81 00:03:17,759 --> 00:03:19,194 I got it, I got it. 82 00:03:19,261 --> 00:03:20,795 Ooh, expecting a call? 83 00:03:20,862 --> 00:03:22,730 What's it to you? 84 00:03:22,797 --> 00:03:24,732 She's been this way ever since she went off the sauce. 85 00:03:24,814 --> 00:03:26,950 Shut up! 86 00:03:27,002 --> 00:03:28,700 Any chance this could be about the boy you met? 87 00:03:28,725 --> 00:03:29,636 Shut up! 88 00:03:29,661 --> 00:03:31,930 Did you just tell your student body president to shut up? 89 00:03:35,477 --> 00:03:38,313 How does an idiot like you even get to be president? 90 00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:39,281 Florida. 91 00:03:41,216 --> 00:03:43,151 What's that? 92 00:03:43,217 --> 00:03:44,686 That's the last time I smoked. 93 00:03:46,721 --> 00:03:48,056 That was the hospital. 94 00:03:48,122 --> 00:03:50,192 There's an emergency and I have to go in. 95 00:03:50,259 --> 00:03:52,126 And another thing, I am not an idiot. 96 00:03:52,193 --> 00:03:55,197 Would an idiot be invited to the pentagram? 97 00:03:58,099 --> 00:03:59,734 It's the Pentagon, dope. 98 00:03:59,801 --> 00:04:01,703 All right, knock it off. 99 00:04:01,769 --> 00:04:03,272 C.j., come here. 100 00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:07,142 Look, I'm gonna be working a lot more hours, 101 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:08,777 and I really need you to help. 102 00:04:08,844 --> 00:04:12,180 I don't want to work at the hospital. 103 00:04:12,246 --> 00:04:15,216 Here. I just need you to step up. 104 00:04:15,283 --> 00:04:17,351 If the kids have a problem, help. 105 00:04:17,418 --> 00:04:19,520 If somebody wants to talk, listen. 106 00:04:19,587 --> 00:04:22,690 And for god's sake, don't let anyone kill each other. 107 00:04:22,757 --> 00:04:24,559 Are those my earrings? You wish. 108 00:04:24,626 --> 00:04:28,030 Why do you take everything that's mine all the time? 109 00:04:29,798 --> 00:04:31,934 How about you stay here, I go to the hospital? 110 00:04:40,706 --> 00:04:42,777 Hey, grandpa. What are you doing out here? 111 00:04:42,802 --> 00:04:45,504 Nothing. Huh? Oh. 112 00:04:45,971 --> 00:04:47,540 That's really good. 113 00:04:47,606 --> 00:04:49,975 Now see if you can pull a quarter out of my ear. 114 00:04:50,049 --> 00:04:51,317 You promised you'd quit. 115 00:04:51,377 --> 00:04:54,247 I tried, but I got all stressed out 116 00:04:54,313 --> 00:04:56,115 when your grandma wouldn't take me back. 117 00:04:56,182 --> 00:04:58,917 That's really sad. 118 00:04:58,984 --> 00:05:00,519 Oh! 119 00:05:00,586 --> 00:05:04,156 Give me my cigarettes. I promise I won't smoke. 120 00:05:04,223 --> 00:05:05,858 What do you want to do with them? 121 00:05:05,925 --> 00:05:08,094 Touch them. 122 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,130 I've just gotta have something to do with my hands. 123 00:05:11,197 --> 00:05:12,664 Right. 124 00:05:12,731 --> 00:05:14,367 You don't understand what it's like 125 00:05:14,433 --> 00:05:16,735 to have this filthy habit you have no control over, 126 00:05:16,802 --> 00:05:18,504 you think about all the time 127 00:05:18,570 --> 00:05:20,572 and you constantly have this urge to sneak off 128 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:22,508 and take care of it. 129 00:05:22,575 --> 00:05:25,478 Yeah, grandpa, I can't relate to that at all. 130 00:05:37,222 --> 00:05:39,659 [ Sighs ] 131 00:05:42,461 --> 00:05:43,696 Truce? 132 00:05:46,665 --> 00:05:48,000 Truce. 133 00:05:48,067 --> 00:05:49,634 [ Squealing ] 134 00:05:49,701 --> 00:05:51,470 I need to talk to you about something. 135 00:05:51,536 --> 00:05:53,973 It's about the guy I met in Europe. 136 00:05:54,039 --> 00:05:55,207 I'm all ears... 137 00:05:55,274 --> 00:05:57,876 Which does remind me -- those are my earrings. 138 00:05:57,943 --> 00:05:59,211 You gave them to me. 139 00:05:59,278 --> 00:06:00,512 If I saw such cute earrings, 140 00:06:00,579 --> 00:06:01,880 why would I give them to you? 141 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:03,756 Just forget it. You are such a wacko. 142 00:06:03,781 --> 00:06:06,252 Eurotrash! Gift-forgetter! 143 00:06:06,318 --> 00:06:08,187 Earring stealer! 144 00:06:08,253 --> 00:06:10,022 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 145 00:06:10,089 --> 00:06:12,425 Come on! I'm trying to watch a video -- 146 00:06:12,491 --> 00:06:15,093 a lot like this -- in my room. 147 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,396 And I can't concentrate. 148 00:06:17,463 --> 00:06:19,999 You, go sit. 149 00:06:20,066 --> 00:06:21,901 You, take a walk. 150 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:23,736 You cannot make me take a walk. 151 00:06:23,802 --> 00:06:25,170 You're right, I can't. 152 00:06:25,237 --> 00:06:27,406 But "extreme makeover" is on downstairs 153 00:06:27,472 --> 00:06:28,908 and it's not a repeat. 154 00:06:32,177 --> 00:06:35,447 That was easy. Now what's up with you? 155 00:06:35,514 --> 00:06:37,082 Nothing. 156 00:06:37,149 --> 00:06:40,453 Now something's going on and you're dying to spill it. 157 00:06:40,519 --> 00:06:43,522 You're just gonna make fun of me or make some wise-ass joke. 158 00:06:43,589 --> 00:06:44,823 No, I won't. 159 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:46,525 I am thinking of them all the time, 160 00:06:46,592 --> 00:06:48,293 but I'm not gonna say it. 161 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,996 All right, listen, how about this? 162 00:06:51,063 --> 00:06:52,931 I have got a really big secret. 163 00:06:52,998 --> 00:06:54,867 You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine. 164 00:06:54,933 --> 00:06:57,069 Okay, you first. 165 00:06:57,136 --> 00:07:00,272 No, no chance. Mine is so major. 166 00:07:00,339 --> 00:07:02,408 Yeah, but I don't care about yours. 167 00:07:02,475 --> 00:07:03,642 Fair enough. 168 00:07:03,709 --> 00:07:05,744 Okay... 169 00:07:05,811 --> 00:07:09,214 Remember how grandpa wondered 170 00:07:09,281 --> 00:07:11,784 what happened down in Florida? 171 00:07:13,151 --> 00:07:16,454 Well, I kind of let it slip the lip to grandma 172 00:07:16,521 --> 00:07:18,557 that when they were apart, 173 00:07:18,624 --> 00:07:21,294 grandpa slept with bartender Tina. 174 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,596 You told her?! 175 00:07:23,663 --> 00:07:25,831 She was saying the old man came down to see her 176 00:07:25,897 --> 00:07:27,766 'cause he couldn't get a chick. 177 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:30,770 I defended him, man -- c.J.-Style. 178 00:07:30,836 --> 00:07:34,139 When grandpa finds out, he's gonna kill you. 179 00:07:34,206 --> 00:07:36,775 Duh, you think so? 180 00:07:36,842 --> 00:07:39,045 I know. 181 00:07:40,913 --> 00:07:42,581 Now what's yours? 182 00:07:42,648 --> 00:07:45,150 It's about that boy I met in Europe. 183 00:07:45,217 --> 00:07:46,953 See, he's really sweet, 184 00:07:47,019 --> 00:07:48,587 and I've left him some messages, 185 00:07:48,654 --> 00:07:50,489 but he's not calling me back. 186 00:07:50,556 --> 00:07:52,992 Go on. 187 00:07:53,058 --> 00:07:54,260 That's it. 188 00:07:57,963 --> 00:08:01,333 That's the whole secret? 189 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,202 What, that biff hasn't called? 190 00:08:03,269 --> 00:08:06,439 His name isn't biff. It's Bruno. 191 00:08:06,505 --> 00:08:08,941 And it's kind of weird because I haven't heard from him 192 00:08:09,008 --> 00:08:10,509 and we slept together. 193 00:08:10,576 --> 00:08:13,312 Well, you're a terrific girl, 194 00:08:13,379 --> 00:08:15,047 and if he doesn't call you, it's his loss. 195 00:08:15,114 --> 00:08:17,984 You'll find someone great. 196 00:08:23,255 --> 00:08:25,691 I'm sorry. 197 00:08:25,758 --> 00:08:29,028 Did you say you slept with him? 198 00:08:29,095 --> 00:08:30,329 Yeah, I did. 199 00:08:30,395 --> 00:08:35,201 And was this the "first time"? 200 00:08:36,769 --> 00:08:40,372 Okay. 201 00:08:40,439 --> 00:08:41,640 Hmm. 202 00:08:41,707 --> 00:08:43,809 I can handle that. 203 00:08:43,876 --> 00:08:45,411 [ Shrieks ] 204 00:08:51,036 --> 00:08:52,957 Hey, c.J. Hey. 205 00:08:54,169 --> 00:08:55,570 You look awful. 206 00:08:55,637 --> 00:08:57,239 Couldn't sleep. - Why? 207 00:08:57,313 --> 00:08:59,949 Talk to kerry? - No, was I supposed to? 208 00:09:00,009 --> 00:09:01,644 - Why are you asking me? - You brought it up. 209 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:03,545 No, you brought it up. Wow, that's weird. 210 00:09:03,612 --> 00:09:06,081 Those night shifts are messing with your brains. 211 00:09:07,182 --> 00:09:10,019 Hey, grandpa. Got you something. 212 00:09:11,887 --> 00:09:14,323 Oh, hey, the u.S.S. Missouri -- 213 00:09:14,389 --> 00:09:15,724 "big mo." 214 00:09:15,791 --> 00:09:17,325 It's to keep your hands busy. 215 00:09:17,392 --> 00:09:20,863 I've done the entire Japanese fleet and the luftwaffe. 216 00:09:22,063 --> 00:09:23,165 Hey, sweetie. 217 00:09:23,232 --> 00:09:24,633 Anybody call for me? 218 00:09:24,699 --> 00:09:27,069 No, are you expecting someone? 219 00:09:27,135 --> 00:09:29,905 No, mom, I'm just fascinated by phone-call volume. 220 00:09:29,971 --> 00:09:32,174 Uh, kerry? 221 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,277 Kerry, honey. 222 00:09:35,344 --> 00:09:38,213 Honey, look, I know something is bugging you. 223 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,382 You want to go in my room and talk? 224 00:09:40,448 --> 00:09:42,217 I don't know. 225 00:09:42,284 --> 00:09:44,453 Kerry, I know i'm just "the mom," 226 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,355 and I probably won't "get it," 227 00:09:46,422 --> 00:09:48,824 but I'm a really good listener. 228 00:09:48,891 --> 00:09:52,427 Okay. 229 00:09:52,494 --> 00:09:55,563 There's this boy and he's really sweet 230 00:09:55,630 --> 00:09:57,632 and I've been calling... 231 00:09:57,699 --> 00:10:01,870 Oh, my god! What's all this? 232 00:10:01,937 --> 00:10:04,606 While everyone was away, I did a little redecorating. 233 00:10:04,673 --> 00:10:05,974 What do you think? 234 00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:07,676 You changed everything. 235 00:10:07,743 --> 00:10:08,810 I know. 236 00:10:08,877 --> 00:10:10,212 You're not supposed to change. 237 00:10:10,278 --> 00:10:11,446 You're a mom. 238 00:10:11,513 --> 00:10:12,447 What's that supposed to mean? 239 00:10:12,513 --> 00:10:14,183 You're done changing. 240 00:10:14,249 --> 00:10:16,851 What is all the yelling? [ Gasps ] 241 00:10:16,918 --> 00:10:18,520 What have you done? 242 00:10:18,587 --> 00:10:20,889 I just bought a few new things. 243 00:10:20,956 --> 00:10:22,357 I thought it would be good. 244 00:10:22,424 --> 00:10:24,526 What else did you change? - Nothing. 245 00:10:24,593 --> 00:10:26,228 What are you looking at? 246 00:10:26,295 --> 00:10:27,829 Did you have lipo? 247 00:10:27,896 --> 00:10:29,164 No! 248 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:31,966 Do I look like I did? 249 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:34,669 You can't just do something this big without telling us. 250 00:10:34,736 --> 00:10:36,004 This is way too weird. 251 00:10:36,078 --> 00:10:37,847 Girls, wait a minute. 252 00:10:37,906 --> 00:10:40,008 Thank god you didn't change the hallway or I'd be flipping out. 253 00:10:40,075 --> 00:10:41,276 Can we just talk? 254 00:10:46,648 --> 00:10:50,251 46 combined hours of labor -- 255 00:10:50,318 --> 00:10:51,687 totally worth it. 256 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,222 Can you believe her? 257 00:10:54,289 --> 00:10:55,924 How could she do something like this? 258 00:10:55,991 --> 00:10:57,326 She's selfish, that's how. 259 00:10:57,392 --> 00:10:58,994 Yeah, I hate selfish behavior. 260 00:11:00,228 --> 00:11:01,863 I mean in other people. 261 00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:03,999 You really think I'm selfish? 262 00:11:04,066 --> 00:11:06,235 Well, I did come to you for help yesterday 263 00:11:06,301 --> 00:11:08,169 and somehow, you made it all about you. 264 00:11:08,236 --> 00:11:10,772 You're right. I do do that, don't I? 265 00:11:10,839 --> 00:11:12,507 If you want to talk about that boy, 266 00:11:12,574 --> 00:11:14,209 I promise to try and be helpful. 267 00:11:14,276 --> 00:11:16,545 His name is Bruno. 268 00:11:16,611 --> 00:11:18,413 I once dated a Bruno, and I -- 269 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,081 oh, sorry, whoop! 270 00:11:20,148 --> 00:11:21,716 Go ahead, my fault. 271 00:11:21,783 --> 00:11:25,253 He's really sweet and he totally gets me. 272 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,856 He had this epic romance 273 00:11:27,923 --> 00:11:31,226 and I've been calling, but he hasn't called me back. 274 00:11:31,293 --> 00:11:33,528 Forget him. 275 00:11:33,595 --> 00:11:36,331 There will be plenty of other guys. 276 00:11:36,398 --> 00:11:38,433 It is no big deal. 277 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,202 I slept with him. 278 00:11:42,237 --> 00:11:43,205 Shut up. 279 00:11:46,341 --> 00:11:48,377 What? 280 00:11:48,443 --> 00:11:50,179 Are you kidding? 281 00:11:51,662 --> 00:11:54,382 Oh, my god! - Yeah, I know! 282 00:11:54,449 --> 00:11:56,351 How could you do this to me?! 283 00:11:56,418 --> 00:11:58,253 What? 284 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,856 I'm the big sister. I'm supposed to go first. 285 00:12:00,923 --> 00:12:03,825 I can't believe you batted out of order! 286 00:12:03,892 --> 00:12:05,793 You're making this about you? 287 00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:08,096 What you did was for a night. 288 00:12:08,163 --> 00:12:10,232 I'm gonna have to live with this forever! 289 00:12:13,868 --> 00:12:15,671 "Big mo"'s really coming along. 290 00:12:15,737 --> 00:12:16,938 Coming along? 291 00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:19,774 Does this look like a .50-caliber machine gun to you? 292 00:12:19,841 --> 00:12:23,312 And what the hell is this supposed to be, a kidney stone? 293 00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:26,982 What the hell is a kidney stone doing on a battleship? 294 00:12:27,048 --> 00:12:29,484 It's always good to put a guy having a nicotine fit 295 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,220 next to lots of airplane glue. 296 00:12:33,555 --> 00:12:35,323 Oh, hey, hey. 297 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:36,725 Hey. 298 00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:40,996 Listen, about that thing we talked about the other night... 299 00:12:41,062 --> 00:12:42,330 My virginity? 300 00:12:42,397 --> 00:12:44,866 Yes. 301 00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:46,367 Just, uh... 302 00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:49,370 Want to tell you I don't know if I handled that perfectly. 303 00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:52,474 Oh, you mean by running out, screaming? 304 00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:54,376 Just want to make sure 305 00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:57,179 what happened on your special night... 306 00:12:58,713 --> 00:13:00,148 Happened safe. 307 00:13:00,215 --> 00:13:01,683 Safely. 308 00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:04,920 As long as you used good grammar. 309 00:13:07,756 --> 00:13:09,491 Yes, we were safe. 310 00:13:09,557 --> 00:13:11,159 Oh, good. 311 00:13:11,226 --> 00:13:12,994 So, where you going? 312 00:13:13,061 --> 00:13:14,563 To see him. 313 00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:18,233 I don't want to be the "strict, boring guy," 314 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,201 but I don't think you should be going to France 315 00:13:20,268 --> 00:13:22,671 on a school night. 316 00:13:22,738 --> 00:13:25,240 He just started school in Ann arbor. 317 00:13:25,307 --> 00:13:27,041 I'm gonna take the bus. 318 00:13:27,108 --> 00:13:29,645 He invited you up? - I'm gonna surprise him. 319 00:13:29,711 --> 00:13:31,113 Oh, good. 320 00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:33,815 Guys love that. 321 00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:38,720 Well, despite all the great advice I've gotten around here, 322 00:13:38,786 --> 00:13:41,757 I thought I'd just go see for myself where we stand. 323 00:13:41,823 --> 00:13:46,161 Kerry, your mom wouldn't want you to do this, 324 00:13:46,228 --> 00:13:47,896 I'm gonna have to call her. 325 00:13:47,962 --> 00:13:49,064 You wouldn't. 326 00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:51,299 She wants me to be responsible. 327 00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:53,001 I'm not gonna let her down. 328 00:13:53,068 --> 00:13:54,703 I'll just have to tell grandpa 329 00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:56,371 you ruined his chances with grandma. 330 00:13:56,438 --> 00:13:58,807 Let's take the station wagon. I'll drive. 331 00:14:03,274 --> 00:14:09,013 You know, as good as I am at feminine milestones, 332 00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:13,183 you really ought to talk to your mom about this. 333 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,353 I will when I'm ready. 334 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,855 Maybe when she's done changing. 335 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:25,496 So, you thought about what you're gonna say to brutus? 336 00:14:25,563 --> 00:14:27,532 Bruno. 337 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:34,405 I'm gonna ask him if he got my messages. 338 00:14:34,472 --> 00:14:37,141 Then he'll tell me he lost my number, 339 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,410 or he couldn't retrieve his voice mail, 340 00:14:39,476 --> 00:14:42,880 and he'll feel totally awful for worrying me. 341 00:14:42,947 --> 00:14:45,149 And I'll forgive him and we'll laugh, 342 00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:47,918 because there was really nothing to worry about anyway, 343 00:14:47,985 --> 00:14:51,923 and then maybe we'll have some wine. 344 00:14:55,158 --> 00:14:59,697 Yeah, that'll be nice when you straighten that out. 345 00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:02,032 You know, I remember once 346 00:15:02,099 --> 00:15:05,603 a really, really cute girl gave me her number. 347 00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,471 Leslie, oh. 348 00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:10,207 I put it on my desk. 349 00:15:10,274 --> 00:15:13,010 Anyway, next day I opened the window, 350 00:15:13,076 --> 00:15:16,380 naturally, number flies out, into a dumpster. 351 00:15:16,446 --> 00:15:19,216 Panicked. Freaked out. 352 00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:22,586 Ran down there, climbed into the dumpster, 353 00:15:22,653 --> 00:15:26,424 and start digging through mounds of garbage, 354 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,325 god knows what. 355 00:15:28,392 --> 00:15:30,128 I found a lamp I still have. 356 00:15:31,362 --> 00:15:34,265 And this shirt, and this shoe. 357 00:15:34,331 --> 00:15:38,102 Anyway, I did find the number. 358 00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:41,105 Well, did you call it? 359 00:15:41,171 --> 00:15:42,539 Hell, yes. 360 00:15:42,606 --> 00:15:45,009 But, they claimed 361 00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:47,712 that Leslie didn't live at the deli and never had. 362 00:15:49,346 --> 00:15:53,283 Point is, if a guy really wants to reach you, 363 00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:55,719 he'll find your number, 364 00:15:55,786 --> 00:15:59,289 no matter how many old diapers he has to crawl through. 365 00:15:59,356 --> 00:16:02,560 Maybe it's just me. 366 00:16:05,863 --> 00:16:08,165 Well, here we are. 367 00:16:08,232 --> 00:16:10,301 Yeah. 368 00:16:16,974 --> 00:16:20,277 Hey, if you ring the bell and he doesn't answer right away, 369 00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:23,247 he might be out back digging in the dumpster. 370 00:16:26,149 --> 00:16:28,051 Take me home. 371 00:16:28,118 --> 00:16:30,154 What? 372 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,823 He's a jerk. Take me home. 373 00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:35,693 - It's not something I said? - Take me home! 374 00:16:35,759 --> 00:16:38,429 You're the boss. 375 00:16:38,495 --> 00:16:40,731 She's beautiful. 376 00:16:40,798 --> 00:16:43,166 I couldn't have made it without you. 377 00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:45,035 Now let me have a cigarette. 378 00:16:45,102 --> 00:16:47,671 No, grandpa. 379 00:16:47,738 --> 00:16:49,172 Come on, just as a reward. 380 00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:50,741 I can't let you do that. 381 00:16:50,807 --> 00:16:52,043 All right. 382 00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,913 No! 383 00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,914 Bad grandpa! 384 00:16:57,981 --> 00:16:59,583 What's gotten into you?! 385 00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:02,853 It's just my wife won't take me back, 386 00:17:02,919 --> 00:17:07,090 and I'm dying for a smoke or a drink or a woman -- 387 00:17:07,157 --> 00:17:08,793 you know what it's like. 388 00:17:10,261 --> 00:17:12,296 Well, trust me, you will. 389 00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:15,032 [ Knock on door ] 390 00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:19,770 Sorry, I lost my keys. 391 00:17:19,837 --> 00:17:22,139 Well, you're sure losing everything these days. 392 00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:26,911 Go easy on her. 393 00:17:26,977 --> 00:17:29,547 Prince charming turned out to be kind of a jerk. 394 00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:43,860 You know, I guess 395 00:17:43,927 --> 00:17:46,797 mom redoing the room's not that weird. 396 00:17:46,863 --> 00:17:50,133 Yeah, I guess it's okay that she did it. 397 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,705 Yeah, but it's like living in a banana gumball. 398 00:17:57,741 --> 00:18:00,911 And what's up with that blond streak? 399 00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:03,214 I know. And she totally got lipo. 400 00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:08,952 Hey, that was pretty selfish of me before, 401 00:18:09,019 --> 00:18:11,955 talking about all that "batting out of order" stuff. 402 00:18:12,022 --> 00:18:13,357 Thanks. 403 00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:17,027 And I'm sorry he turned out to be such a creep. 404 00:18:17,094 --> 00:18:19,229 Yeah. 405 00:18:19,296 --> 00:18:21,398 I really thought I loved him. 406 00:18:21,465 --> 00:18:24,468 I thought he was special. 407 00:18:24,535 --> 00:18:28,706 I just hate seeing you like this. 408 00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:30,373 I mean, if it helps, 409 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,877 I've never even met a guy that I thought was so special 410 00:18:32,943 --> 00:18:35,046 that I would do that, 411 00:18:35,112 --> 00:18:37,348 even if he turned out to be a huge jerk. 412 00:18:37,414 --> 00:18:39,149 That's sweet. 413 00:18:39,216 --> 00:18:41,218 [ Sobbing ] I'm just trying to make you feel better. 414 00:18:41,285 --> 00:18:42,786 Did it help? 415 00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:44,321 Not really. 416 00:18:44,387 --> 00:18:46,223 Damn, I'm president. 417 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,459 I should be able to solve stuff like this. 418 00:18:52,863 --> 00:18:55,166 [ Crack ] 419 00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:07,344 - Cate: Hey, c.J. - Hey. 420 00:19:07,410 --> 00:19:08,712 You're up late. 421 00:19:08,778 --> 00:19:11,815 Just tidying up. 422 00:19:11,882 --> 00:19:13,551 Hey, I want to run something by you. 423 00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:14,685 You know, 424 00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:16,886 the girls are all freaked out. 425 00:19:16,953 --> 00:19:19,556 You think I'm making too many changes? 426 00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:21,926 I think they'll be all right. 427 00:19:21,992 --> 00:19:23,627 I don't know. 428 00:19:23,694 --> 00:19:25,396 I actually stopped by the salon 429 00:19:25,462 --> 00:19:28,365 and had them take out that blond streak in my hair. 430 00:19:28,432 --> 00:19:31,635 You had a blond streak in your hair? 431 00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:37,975 [ Smooches ] Good night, c.J. 432 00:19:40,944 --> 00:19:42,847 Seriously, you had a blond streak? 433 00:19:44,614 --> 00:19:47,385 [ Sighs ] 434 00:19:53,657 --> 00:19:56,293 Hey. Hi. 435 00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:58,228 Hi, mom. Sorry. 436 00:19:58,295 --> 00:20:00,096 We must have fallen asleep. 437 00:20:00,163 --> 00:20:03,400 It's okay. I'm glad you're here. 438 00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,836 I was thinking maybe I should 439 00:20:05,903 --> 00:20:08,772 change this room back to the way it was. 440 00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:10,507 Oh, you don't have to do that. 441 00:20:10,573 --> 00:20:13,143 We just freaked out a little bit, but we're fine now. 442 00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:15,278 - You sure? - Yeah. 443 00:20:15,345 --> 00:20:17,314 Okay. 444 00:20:17,381 --> 00:20:19,249 Well, at least let's do this. 445 00:20:19,316 --> 00:20:22,987 New rule -- any time there's a big change, 446 00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:25,221 we just tell each other about it right away, 447 00:20:25,288 --> 00:20:26,624 so there's no surprises. 448 00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:30,261 That sounds great. What do you think, kerry? 449 00:20:35,165 --> 00:20:38,435 Yeah, great. 450 00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:39,936 What's going on in here? 451 00:20:40,003 --> 00:20:42,473 Come on. We're just hanging out. Come join us. 452 00:20:42,539 --> 00:20:44,774 Oh, I'm a little old for that now. 453 00:20:44,841 --> 00:20:46,076 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 454 00:20:46,142 --> 00:20:49,313 Rory, I have chocolate-covered peanuts. 455 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:51,048 [ Laughter ] 456 00:20:51,115 --> 00:20:53,116 Rory, you smell. 457 00:20:53,183 --> 00:20:55,085 You smell so bad. 458 00:20:55,151 --> 00:20:58,255 Come on, you guys, look. It's lights out. 459 00:20:58,322 --> 00:21:00,357 Am I the only responsible adult around here? 460 00:21:02,659 --> 00:21:04,395 Really? 461 00:21:05,996 --> 00:21:08,165 Whoo-hoo! 462 00:21:09,766 --> 00:21:11,368 Whoo-hoo! 463 00:21:12,046 --> 00:21:14,115 You're the biggest dork. 464 00:21:14,978 --> 00:21:16,565 Jim: C.J.? 465 00:21:16,590 --> 00:21:19,260 I just talked to grandma. 466 00:21:20,443 --> 00:21:22,745 Hey, grandpa, you know what we say -- 467 00:21:22,812 --> 00:21:25,481 "it's really for the --" you're not saying it, are you? 468 00:21:25,548 --> 00:21:28,159 Dial 9-1-1! I'm gonna hurt him! 469 00:21:28,251 --> 00:21:29,753 Get this guy a cigarette!