1 00:00:11,767 --> 00:00:13,222 Ha, ha! Guess what? 2 00:00:13,245 --> 00:00:16,520 You got a job delivering the world's largest pizza? 3 00:00:17,513 --> 00:00:18,213 No. 4 00:00:18,294 --> 00:00:19,597 It's a massage table, 5 00:00:19,639 --> 00:00:21,364 which means I got into 6 00:00:21,365 --> 00:00:23,305 beginning massage techniques. 7 00:00:23,306 --> 00:00:24,950 Yeah! 8 00:00:26,518 --> 00:00:29,240 See, if you went to George Romney Community College, 9 00:00:29,271 --> 00:00:31,465 you'd know that's kind of a big deal. 10 00:00:31,488 --> 00:00:33,070 Congratulations. 11 00:00:33,093 --> 00:00:36,250 The world needs more geisha girls. 12 00:00:36,273 --> 00:00:37,843 All right, yeah. 13 00:00:37,883 --> 00:00:38,679 Listen 14 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:42,208 Massage happens to be the fastest growing industry in America. 15 00:00:42,231 --> 00:00:44,327 Yeah, people are dying to get rubbed down. 16 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:46,737 By you? Come on, C.J. 17 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:50,854 The thought of you touching strangers is why people carry mace. 18 00:00:54,193 --> 00:00:56,147 -Hi, guys. -Hi. 19 00:00:56,989 --> 00:01:00,063 Oh, great. The sink is leaking again. 20 00:01:00,064 --> 00:01:01,318 Rory; Call the plumber. 21 00:01:01,341 --> 00:01:03,294 Hey! Do you know what they charge for house calls? 22 00:01:03,317 --> 00:01:04,690 I can fix a leak. 23 00:01:04,713 --> 00:01:07,832 Really? Is that why you get up five times a night? 24 00:01:11,523 --> 00:01:13,666 Dad, I just don't want you to strain yourself. 25 00:01:13,921 --> 00:01:15,803 Ohh... I can still turn a wrench. 26 00:01:15,827 --> 00:01:17,569 Oh; Well, okay. 27 00:01:17,592 --> 00:01:21,458 Well; Guess who got sent home today with a dress-code violation? 28 00:01:21,459 --> 00:01:23,939 Take your time, mom. I know it's a tough one. 29 00:01:24,228 --> 00:01:27,093 Oh, great. Your principal wants to meet with me. 30 00:01:27,116 --> 00:01:29,918 Ah..ah..It's so unfair. Do I look like a hooch to you? 31 00:01:29,941 --> 00:01:31,846 A hooch? 32 00:01:31,869 --> 00:01:34,062 Honey, I'm not up on the latest teen slang. 33 00:01:34,086 --> 00:01:36,251 Hooch. It's short for 'hoochie mama'. 34 00:01:38,213 --> 00:01:42,177 '30s jazz lingo for hussy. Come on, Cate! Get with it! 35 00:01:43,282 --> 00:01:45,785 Eh, ...I don't understand. You look fine. 36 00:01:45,808 --> 00:01:48,371 I know. It's this new principal. He thinks he runs the school. 37 00:01:48,394 --> 00:01:50,148 -He does run the school. -Oh, please, 38 00:01:50,149 --> 00:01:51,460 He's been there one week. 39 00:01:51,461 --> 00:01:53,204 I've been there 3 years. 40 00:01:53,227 --> 00:01:57,085 Now, Bridget; Why do I get the feeling that you are not 100% innocent? 41 00:01:57,086 --> 00:02:00,484 Because mom, inside, you know she's a 'Hooch'. 42 00:02:02,028 --> 00:02:04,814 Okay; Maybe my underwear band showed for, like, 2 seconds. 43 00:02:04,815 --> 00:02:06,244 There's this totally dumb new rule 44 00:02:06,245 --> 00:02:07,583 where your underwear band can't show, 45 00:02:07,584 --> 00:02:09,070 yet they assign me a bottom locker. 46 00:02:09,078 --> 00:02:11,062 Everyone knows when you bend over, your shirt rides up 47 00:02:11,085 --> 00:02:13,161 your jeans go down, and your underwear just stays there. 48 00:02:13,162 --> 00:02:15,350 Duh, it's called physics. 49 00:02:15,373 --> 00:02:16,891 So who is really to blame here, 50 00:02:16,892 --> 00:02:18,491 me, who innocently bent over to get a book, 51 00:02:18,492 --> 00:02:22,084 or the school who knowingly assigned a bottom locker to a hottie? 52 00:02:23,570 --> 00:02:27,457 Wait a minute. You bent over for a book? 53 00:02:28,631 --> 00:02:31,160 Okay; It was a "Cosmo Girl." 54 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:32,216 Oh. 55 00:02:32,217 --> 00:02:32,935 Oh. 56 00:02:36,388 --> 00:02:37,340 Hey. Good as new. 57 00:02:37,341 --> 00:02:39,823 Wow, dad, you fixed that fast. 58 00:02:39,847 --> 00:02:41,621 Didn't strain myself at all. 59 00:02:41,644 --> 00:02:46,104 See, Bridget; What you have to do here is loosen that coupling there... 60 00:02:46,105 --> 00:02:47,220 Ah, ah, ah 61 00:02:47,221 --> 00:02:49,668 Dad, a magician never gives away his secrets. 62 00:02:49,731 --> 00:02:51,507 Don't forget to pick up your tools. 63 00:02:51,530 --> 00:02:54,223 I gotta go, but if you're feeling up to it, 64 00:02:54,224 --> 00:02:56,832 the garage door opener needs to be replaced. 65 00:02:56,833 --> 00:02:58,476 -Yeah, I'm up to it. -Good. 66 00:02:58,499 --> 00:03:00,360 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 67 00:03:02,847 --> 00:03:04,076 Ugh! 68 00:03:04,077 --> 00:03:05,140 What are you doing? 69 00:03:05,141 --> 00:03:07,346 I'm looking for something. 70 00:03:07,347 --> 00:03:09,273 What? The disk you slipped? 71 00:03:10,904 --> 00:03:12,508 Hey hey, I'm fine. 72 00:03:13,070 --> 00:03:14,961 Ah, ha. Admit it, grandpa. 73 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:16,751 You don't want to admit to aunt Cate 74 00:03:16,774 --> 00:03:19,188 that you hurt yourself fixing the sink. -Ugh 75 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:22,829 If I weren't fine would I be able to do this? 76 00:03:24,659 --> 00:03:27,932 If we slipped a piano under your hands it might look normal. 77 00:03:28,397 --> 00:03:29,748 Listen; 78 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,985 You're having a spasm, all right? 79 00:03:32,001 --> 00:03:33,140 I can take care of that. 80 00:03:33,141 --> 00:03:34,640 What are you talking about? 81 00:03:34,663 --> 00:03:38,108 Listen; I'm the star pupil in my massage techniques class. 82 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,518 Besides, these hands 83 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:42,622 have been giving relief to people for years. 84 00:03:42,645 --> 00:03:43,682 What people? 85 00:03:43,705 --> 00:03:47,363 Lots of people. Well, okay, me. 86 00:03:47,706 --> 00:03:49,576 Still, give it a chance. 87 00:03:49,599 --> 00:03:51,646 Massage is for sissies. 88 00:03:51,670 --> 00:03:53,959 No, this is sports massage. It's different. 89 00:03:53,982 --> 00:03:57,252 It's for boxers, football players... tough-guy stuff. All righ? 90 00:03:57,275 --> 00:04:01,122 I can rebuild you, make you better, stronger, faster. 91 00:04:01,145 --> 00:04:05,480 I swear, C.J., if you lay a hand on me, I'll... Oh! Oh! 92 00:04:05,481 --> 00:04:07,209 -Does that hurt? -Yeah. 93 00:04:07,218 --> 00:04:09,704 -I've only had one class. -No, no, no. 94 00:04:10,228 --> 00:04:12,427 It's all right. It's a good hurt. 95 00:04:12,450 --> 00:04:13,407 Get back with it. 96 00:04:13,430 --> 00:04:15,174 Well, actually I better go. 97 00:04:15,277 --> 00:04:17,678 -Are you gonna leave me hanging? -I've got school. 98 00:04:17,693 --> 00:04:19,582 Yeah? Well I gotta fix a garage. 99 00:04:19,613 --> 00:04:22,656 Listen; I tell you what: You got my number. 100 00:04:22,657 --> 00:04:24,618 Call my girl, set up an appointment. 101 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:26,117 What girl? 102 00:04:26,118 --> 00:04:28,567 She may sound like an automated voice on a cell phone, 103 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:30,771 but she's real sweet. Chat her up a bit. 104 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:35,504 I have nothing against dress codes. 105 00:04:35,527 --> 00:04:39,109 It's just that up until now we've done fine without them. 106 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:41,723 -Now, I assure you, Mr. Gibb... -I'm sorry. 107 00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:43,806 Did you go to Garfield high? 108 00:04:44,152 --> 00:04:47,002 What? Um, yes. 109 00:04:47,016 --> 00:04:49,385 -Anyway... -I went to Garfield. 110 00:04:49,395 --> 00:04:51,603 Oh. Freaky. 111 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:55,845 Anyway, this morning I was looking at how other girls dressed, 112 00:04:55,846 --> 00:04:58,049 and though my daughter is no angel, 113 00:04:58,050 --> 00:05:00,815 compared to those hooches in the hallway, 114 00:05:01,065 --> 00:05:04,019 Bridget is like 'Laura Ingalls'. 115 00:05:04,152 --> 00:05:05,565 What year did you graduate? 116 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:08,762 Um, it was 19... 117 00:05:08,785 --> 00:05:10,346 What does this have to do with Bridget? 118 00:05:10,347 --> 00:05:15,062 I'm sorry. You just look so familiar. Do I? 119 00:05:15,257 --> 00:05:17,065 No. 120 00:05:17,392 --> 00:05:21,340 But then there weren't many gray-haired kids in my class. 121 00:05:21,352 --> 00:05:23,031 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 122 00:05:23,315 --> 00:05:26,088 Anyway, um, uh, 123 00:05:26,596 --> 00:05:30,032 My Bridget has been known to dress a little racy in the past, 124 00:05:30,033 --> 00:05:32,879 but what she was wearing yesterday was not racy in the slightest. 125 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,630 What was your maiden name? 126 00:05:34,646 --> 00:05:37,458 Please, aren't we talking about Bridget? 127 00:05:37,466 --> 00:05:39,562 Yes, okay, I'm sorry. I'll drop it. 128 00:05:39,570 --> 00:05:43,617 Look; My dress code is never very popular at fir... 129 00:05:43,633 --> 00:05:47,549 You hung out in front with the stoners? 130 00:05:48,611 --> 00:05:49,788 No. 131 00:05:49,789 --> 00:05:51,609 Now look. I am missing work for this. 132 00:05:51,610 --> 00:05:54,912 I am a nurse and without me my patients could die. 133 00:05:54,927 --> 00:05:56,232 Really? 134 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,577 Well, no. 135 00:05:59,507 --> 00:06:01,953 But they could wet their beds. 136 00:06:02,584 --> 00:06:03,614 Eh... 137 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,113 -Can we just stick to the subject? -Yes, of course. 138 00:06:07,137 --> 00:06:09,201 I will drop it. Won't bring it up again. 139 00:06:09,557 --> 00:06:12,092 Bottom line: My dress code works. 140 00:06:12,115 --> 00:06:14,999 Test scores go up, discipline problems go down. 141 00:06:16,169 --> 00:06:18,660 Egan! You're Cate Egan! 142 00:06:18,683 --> 00:06:20,041 Oh, for God's sake! 143 00:06:20,064 --> 00:06:22,835 -Am I right? -Yes! 144 00:06:22,858 --> 00:06:25,730 Ed! Ed Gibb!! 145 00:06:28,045 --> 00:06:30,214 Oh. Well, h... 146 00:06:33,087 --> 00:06:34,767 How are you? 147 00:06:35,425 --> 00:06:38,598 You have no idea who I am, do you? 148 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,323 Not a clue. 149 00:06:40,346 --> 00:06:41,543 Really? 150 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:42,616 Uh... 151 00:06:42,687 --> 00:06:43,792 Back to Bridget? 152 00:06:43,815 --> 00:06:45,188 Yes. Yes. 153 00:06:45,212 --> 00:06:47,629 May I show you something? 154 00:06:47,630 --> 00:06:50,622 This is a photograph taken of Bridget 155 00:06:50,623 --> 00:06:52,659 to document her dress-code violations. 156 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:53,844 Now I ask you 157 00:06:53,845 --> 00:06:55,812 Is that proper school attire? 158 00:06:55,813 --> 00:06:57,531 Let me see this. 159 00:06:57,532 --> 00:07:00,525 Oh! She did not leave the house looking like this. 160 00:07:00,570 --> 00:07:03,459 Uhm..well..I think it's pretty obvious what happened here. 161 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:07,772 Yeah. You put Bridget's head on some hooch's body? 162 00:07:08,224 --> 00:07:12,362 Or she altered the outfit once she left the house. 163 00:07:12,363 --> 00:07:15,118 Both valid theories. 164 00:07:15,205 --> 00:07:17,703 You know, I used to go by "Eddie." 165 00:07:17,726 --> 00:07:20,691 People would say, "Eeeed-die!" 166 00:07:23,236 --> 00:07:24,536 Nothing. 167 00:07:28,942 --> 00:07:30,974 C.J., are you ready for me yet? 168 00:07:30,982 --> 00:07:32,244 What's taking you so darn lng? 169 00:07:32,283 --> 00:07:34,285 I'm just getting the massage table ready. 170 00:07:35,365 --> 00:07:37,077 Okay; Come on in. 171 00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:46,252 What the hell is all this?! 172 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:49,642 Wooo... I sense a lot of tension, grandpa. 173 00:07:49,658 --> 00:07:52,350 Take a whiff of this. Inhale. 174 00:07:52,373 --> 00:07:54,228 Get that away from me! 175 00:07:54,251 --> 00:07:56,877 C.J.; This was supposed to be a sports massage. 176 00:07:56,901 --> 00:07:58,451 You turned my room into Bangkok! 177 00:07:59,455 --> 00:08:02,161 It is a sports massage... with a flair. 178 00:08:02,206 --> 00:08:04,343 -Now breathe. -C.J., I swear 179 00:08:04,344 --> 00:08:08,305 If you don't put my room back the way it was, I'm gonn... 180 00:08:09,877 --> 00:08:13,594 -Is that patchouli? -Yeah, with a dash of lavender. 181 00:08:13,631 --> 00:08:17,008 -Sort of... delightful. -Eheee 182 00:08:17,152 --> 00:08:19,584 It is. See? I know what I'm doing. 183 00:08:19,607 --> 00:08:22,399 Okay, now lose the robe and get under the sheet. 184 00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:26,088 Just holler when you're naked. 185 00:08:26,111 --> 00:08:27,453 -Not yet. -Was that a holler? 186 00:08:27,476 --> 00:08:28,523 No! 187 00:08:30,273 --> 00:08:31,169 Aaahh 188 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:32,529 -Hi. -Hi, mom. 189 00:08:32,552 --> 00:08:36,234 So, Bridget, I just had a little talk with your principal. 190 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,301 Just so I'm clear, 191 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:41,024 The only dress-code violation you had was 192 00:08:41,047 --> 00:08:43,577 a two-second flash of underwear band? 193 00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:47,198 Yeah. I told you they assigned me a bottom locker. 194 00:08:47,796 --> 00:08:49,643 I saw the photo. 195 00:08:49,644 --> 00:08:52,532 The totally put my head on some hooch's body! 196 00:08:53,685 --> 00:08:54,661 No. 197 00:08:54,662 --> 00:08:56,716 God did that. 198 00:09:01,069 --> 00:09:01,802 Mom 199 00:09:01,817 --> 00:09:03,639 This principal has some sort of a grudge on me. 200 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:04,898 It's almost like he's jealous. 201 00:09:04,899 --> 00:09:06,834 Why would he be jealous of you? 202 00:09:06,835 --> 00:09:09,905 I don't know why is everyone jealous of me? 203 00:09:10,353 --> 00:09:12,771 Your earning potential? 204 00:09:13,263 --> 00:09:15,076 Why don't you see if you can help your grandfather 205 00:09:15,077 --> 00:09:17,464 with the garage-door opener? 206 00:09:17,465 --> 00:09:18,871 Go. 207 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,195 -Kerry, what's wrong? -What's wrong? 208 00:09:22,197 --> 00:09:23,505 I'm walking through the hall 209 00:09:23,506 --> 00:09:25,277 back to debate class, where I left my backpack... 210 00:09:25,284 --> 00:09:26,334 Oh, we get it. 211 00:09:26,335 --> 00:09:28,167 Whoo! What a depressing story. 212 00:09:30,401 --> 00:09:32,190 Bridget; Let her finish. 213 00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:35,197 Debate class, backpack... there's more? 214 00:09:36,002 --> 00:09:38,517 This custodian is putting up these posters, 215 00:09:38,518 --> 00:09:41,193 and I'm thinking, please let this be a nightmare. 216 00:09:41,194 --> 00:09:42,459 What? 217 00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:44,490 Ah! 218 00:09:44,491 --> 00:09:46,410 "How not to dress for school"? 219 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:48,987 Oh my gosh! I look horrible! 220 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,153 Give it to me! 221 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:54,569 There's that. I am upset about this! -Ah! 222 00:09:58,382 --> 00:10:00,028 God! You guys! 223 00:10:00,052 --> 00:10:03,063 Okay; The one time in my life I ever wear overalls... 224 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:05,188 I look like a total geek. 225 00:10:05,659 --> 00:10:07,793 Yeah, blame the overalls. 226 00:10:07,794 --> 00:10:09,203 Go, now. 227 00:10:10,649 --> 00:10:12,249 Ohmm... 228 00:10:12,273 --> 00:10:15,403 Oh, C.J. 229 00:10:19,081 --> 00:10:22,736 Oh, C.J.! 230 00:10:23,453 --> 00:10:24,679 Incredible. 231 00:10:24,702 --> 00:10:26,341 Look, I want you to relax, 232 00:10:26,342 --> 00:10:27,372 but seriously, 233 00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:30,933 if you say my name like that again, I'm walking, all right? 234 00:10:30,949 --> 00:10:33,800 I think you finally found something you're good at. 235 00:10:33,823 --> 00:10:37,494 Oh..ha, ha ha..What did you say? 236 00:10:37,495 --> 00:10:41,631 I said I think you found something you're not terrible at. 237 00:10:41,632 --> 00:10:43,504 You said I'm good at something. 238 00:10:43,505 --> 00:10:45,332 You can't take it back. 239 00:10:45,355 --> 00:10:46,888 (Rory:) Grandpa, are you down there? 240 00:10:46,911 --> 00:10:48,800 Mom wants me to help you with the garage. 241 00:10:48,823 --> 00:10:51,434 I'm not decent. Stay away. 242 00:10:51,457 --> 00:10:53,228 Close those shutters. 243 00:10:56,338 --> 00:10:58,299 Is he gone? 244 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,096 Yes. He's gone. 245 00:11:00,802 --> 00:11:03,045 Why don't you lay a little more 246 00:11:03,046 --> 00:11:05,912 of that vanilla papaya lotion on me? 247 00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:15,639 Oh, 'Maestro'! 248 00:11:18,597 --> 00:11:21,608 Mom; Now you have to admit he is singling me out. 249 00:11:21,631 --> 00:11:22,812 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 250 00:11:22,835 --> 00:11:24,724 What are you doing with your yearbook? 251 00:11:24,747 --> 00:11:27,925 He seems to remember me but I don't... 252 00:11:29,276 --> 00:11:30,858 Oh my God! 253 00:11:30,881 --> 00:11:32,737 It's Edie! Oh! 254 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,215 Ed-die! 255 00:11:44,153 --> 00:11:45,582 Wait, Ed. 256 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,886 You know, I really like you 257 00:11:47,991 --> 00:11:49,852 as a friend. 258 00:11:58,005 --> 00:12:02,434 I think I may know why Mr. Gibb is a little mad. 259 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,116 I can't believe Mr. Gibb is making examples out of us 260 00:12:06,117 --> 00:12:07,745 because you wouldn't kiss him. 261 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,239 Yeah, mom. You might want to think twice 262 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,435 the next time you tell us to be good girls. 263 00:12:14,176 --> 00:12:15,097 Well; 264 00:12:15,098 --> 00:12:18,038 The garage door shouldn't give you any more problems. 265 00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:21,758 Dad, you are so chipper and resilient these days. 266 00:12:21,759 --> 00:12:23,353 What's your secret? 267 00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:25,667 Yes, grandpa. What's your secret? 268 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,343 There's no secret. 269 00:12:27,344 --> 00:12:29,279 You just underestimate me. 270 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,054 And I apologize. 271 00:12:31,055 --> 00:12:33,197 And as a token of that apology, 272 00:12:33,206 --> 00:12:35,463 I would like to give you a list 273 00:12:35,486 --> 00:12:38,096 of all the things that need fixing around here. 274 00:12:38,119 --> 00:12:40,160 Oh, great, yeah! 275 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,306 Consider them done. 276 00:12:41,307 --> 00:12:42,488 -Okay. -Mom. 277 00:12:42,504 --> 00:12:44,167 -Come on, let's go. -Yeah, come on, mom. 278 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:47,347 Bridget needs time to hooch it up before school. 279 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:52,665 Agh.. 280 00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:55,264 C.J., I'm gonna need another treatment. 281 00:12:55,265 --> 00:12:57,545 That damn garage door almost killed me. 282 00:12:57,546 --> 00:12:59,583 Yeah; I feel bad for you. See you later. 283 00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:01,815 Wo, wo, wo!... Is something wrong? 284 00:13:01,861 --> 00:13:03,144 Of course not. 285 00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:05,541 I finally do something you approve of, 286 00:13:05,564 --> 00:13:07,437 but you're too embarrassed to say it in public. 287 00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:09,556 -Everything's fine. Later. -Oh, C.J. 288 00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:11,872 You're embarrassed 'cause Rory almost walked in on us. 289 00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:13,667 -You're ashamed of us. -I'm not ashamed. 290 00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:15,358 Ashamed, grandpa!! 291 00:13:16,737 --> 00:13:18,340 There's nothing wrong with two men 292 00:13:18,363 --> 00:13:20,926 rubbing oil on each other's bodies. -Hey! 293 00:13:20,955 --> 00:13:23,581 You rubbed me, I didn't rub you! 294 00:13:23,598 --> 00:13:25,299 Shame talk!! 295 00:13:27,230 --> 00:13:30,946 That's fine. From now on you can go rub yourself. How about that? 296 00:13:30,969 --> 00:13:34,007 Fine. I don't need your stupid flowery oils. 297 00:13:34,008 --> 00:13:36,029 Papaya's a fruit, not a flower. 298 00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:38,370 Well, you would know. 299 00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:45,409 Well; Hello! 300 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,234 Look, Ed.die... 301 00:13:47,235 --> 00:13:48,430 Oh, you remembered! 302 00:13:48,431 --> 00:13:51,534 Yes. The yearbook jogged my memory. 303 00:13:51,659 --> 00:13:54,299 And I am sorry that, like, a million years ago 304 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,908 I rejected you. 305 00:13:55,909 --> 00:13:57,709 But that is between you and me, 306 00:13:57,724 --> 00:13:59,688 and I would really appreciate it 307 00:13:59,711 --> 00:14:01,887 if you would take down those awful posters. 308 00:14:02,372 --> 00:14:03,702 Okay. 309 00:14:04,614 --> 00:14:05,710 Okay? 310 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:08,135 This may not have been my best idea. 311 00:14:08,158 --> 00:14:11,079 In fact, I had to break up a shoving match over those posters. 312 00:14:12,312 --> 00:14:14,430 Boys were fighting over the posters? 313 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,593 Actually it was two teachers 314 00:14:17,616 --> 00:14:19,152 who will remain anonymous. 315 00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:23,260 I'm thinking the math or history departments. 316 00:14:23,804 --> 00:14:26,559 Maybe they were fighting over my poster. 317 00:14:30,232 --> 00:14:32,811 Anyway, I have agreed to take the posters down. 318 00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:35,734 And girls, you are gonna miss the first bell. 319 00:14:35,757 --> 00:14:38,340 -Thank you. -Bye, mom. -Bye 320 00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:41,902 Well; Thank you. 321 00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:44,441 I know it's not easy to admit when you're wrong. 322 00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:47,671 Yes, well, you're walking proof of that. 323 00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:49,975 Excuse me? 324 00:14:50,007 --> 00:14:52,184 Oh, come on, Cate. If you really remembered us, 325 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,228 you'd remember the facts. 326 00:14:58,176 --> 00:14:59,385 Wait. 327 00:14:59,809 --> 00:15:02,090 I really like you, Cate, 328 00:15:02,121 --> 00:15:03,839 as a friend. 329 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,322 That is impossible. 330 00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:12,631 No boy in High School ever said to me, 331 00:15:12,632 --> 00:15:14,013 "I only like you as a friend." 332 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,369 Cate, I just wasn't into you. 333 00:15:16,392 --> 00:15:19,083 But your sister was hot... Maggie. Oof! 334 00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:21,314 Mag-gie! 335 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,866 Maggie? I was the hotter sister. 336 00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:24,719 Mmm... 337 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,803 What did Maggie get in honors chemistry? 338 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:30,307 Maggie never took honors chemistry. 339 00:15:30,331 --> 00:15:32,268 And what did you get in honors chemistry? 340 00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:33,379 -An "A." 341 00:15:33,426 --> 00:15:36,383 -Yeah; You were the hot one. 342 00:15:36,915 --> 00:15:39,383 I was hot and smart. 343 00:15:39,384 --> 00:15:42,464 No shame in being smart. I respected that in you. 344 00:15:42,518 --> 00:15:45,477 In fact, that's why I liked you... as a friend. 345 00:15:48,384 --> 00:15:49,492 You know, 346 00:15:49,493 --> 00:15:50,912 I don't really care. 347 00:15:50,935 --> 00:15:53,302 -It was a long time ago. -Yeah, it doesn'teven matter. 348 00:15:53,303 --> 00:15:55,634 -Water under the Bridge. -We agree to disagree. 349 00:15:55,635 --> 00:15:57,315 Fine by me. 350 00:15:57,377 --> 00:16:00,104 -I rejected you. -Sure you did. 351 00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:07,916 Yes! I found it! 352 00:16:07,994 --> 00:16:09,169 Who's the geek you're with? 353 00:16:09,186 --> 00:16:11,313 This is the principal. 354 00:16:11,314 --> 00:16:14,221 Huh! And he says he rejected me? 355 00:16:14,244 --> 00:16:16,389 Look at him. He looks like 'Leo Sayer'. 356 00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:19,376 Who? 357 00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:21,319 I'm gonna go down there and show him this. 358 00:16:21,342 --> 00:16:23,508 Mom; You're making this all about you. 359 00:16:23,509 --> 00:16:25,117 Who cares if you were hot or not? 360 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,698 The man took down the posters. 361 00:16:26,721 --> 00:16:29,509 This was about our High School humiliation, not yours. 362 00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:31,387 Well, it wasn't that bad. 363 00:16:31,388 --> 00:16:33,256 So you liked being worshipped by 364 00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:35,215 pathetic losers who steal your picture? 365 00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:37,855 Hey, I don't pee all over your dreams, okay? 366 00:16:39,573 --> 00:16:40,489 Okay; Mom; 367 00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:42,427 Just like Bridget, all you care about is your image. 368 00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:46,631 Actually, Kerry, maybe I have been a little self-obsessed 369 00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:49,130 about this whole misunderstanding with Mr. Gibb. 370 00:16:49,131 --> 00:16:51,398 Yeah. Who cares if he broke up with you? 371 00:16:51,421 --> 00:16:53,742 I broke up with him! 372 00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:55,334 See? Like Bridget, 373 00:16:55,335 --> 00:16:58,399 You care too much about what other people think. 374 00:16:58,422 --> 00:17:00,974 Ecch. Mom, you don't have to take this from her. 375 00:17:02,181 --> 00:17:04,422 Actually I think your sister's right, 376 00:17:04,445 --> 00:17:05,697 and I know this is silly. 377 00:17:05,698 --> 00:17:08,564 But I just wanted to rub his nose in it 378 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:13,164 that back in High School I was studious and hot. 379 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,169 Just like you, Kerry. 380 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,506 -Like me? -Mm-hmm. 381 00:17:21,282 --> 00:17:24,446 Pshh! What are you waiting for? Come on, go!! 382 00:17:24,469 --> 00:17:26,700 Go, right now! Go! 383 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,395 You see? 384 00:17:31,396 --> 00:17:34,304 I was cool, and you were a geek. 385 00:17:34,305 --> 00:17:35,813 What are you talking about? 386 00:17:35,859 --> 00:17:38,225 I look like 'Leo Sayer'! 387 00:17:38,248 --> 00:17:39,620 Yeah. 388 00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:42,962 I have done everything that you asked. 389 00:17:42,985 --> 00:17:44,040 Why are you here? 390 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,320 To set the record straight. 391 00:17:45,321 --> 00:17:47,602 You care that much what I think? 392 00:17:47,626 --> 00:17:49,720 No, I don't care what you think. 393 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,348 I care about justice. 394 00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:54,671 Look, I get it. 395 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,317 -Get what? -Well, 396 00:17:56,318 --> 00:17:58,187 I think it's pretty obvious 397 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:01,926 you have a hard time staying away from me. 398 00:18:03,664 --> 00:18:05,250 -What? -I am a principal. 399 00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:09,569 I think I recognize a High School crush when I see one. 400 00:18:09,570 --> 00:18:12,052 I didn't even remember you. 401 00:18:12,075 --> 00:18:14,140 So you said. 402 00:18:14,163 --> 00:18:17,615 This picture proves it. I was cool and you weren't. 403 00:18:17,616 --> 00:18:19,790 The only thing that this picture proves 404 00:18:19,813 --> 00:18:23,370 is that white guys can look fantastic in 'afros'. 405 00:18:23,995 --> 00:18:25,080 Oh, unbelievable. 406 00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:27,635 You are even wearing rainbow suspenders. 407 00:18:27,653 --> 00:18:30,684 Look, Cate, I'm flattered. 408 00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:31,976 I'm just, 409 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:33,914 not interested. 410 00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:35,539 I'm sorry. 411 00:18:36,485 --> 00:18:37,578 You... 412 00:18:37,579 --> 00:18:39,208 are the most pompous, 413 00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:41,692 arrogant man I have ever met. 414 00:18:41,707 --> 00:18:43,933 You'll get over this. 415 00:18:44,301 --> 00:18:46,888 And don't worry. Because when I leave this time, 416 00:18:46,889 --> 00:18:49,312 you won't have to worry about me stalking you, 417 00:18:49,313 --> 00:18:51,282 because I will never voluntarily 418 00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:53,449 set foot in this office again! 419 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:55,933 -Good day, Mr. Gibb. -Oh, I think you'll be back. 420 00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:57,589 Oh, no I won't! 421 00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,420 Thank you. 422 00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,798 You're doing just fine without me. 423 00:19:15,929 --> 00:19:18,075 All right, you win. 424 00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:19,356 Rory; 425 00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:23,217 There's nothing wrong with a good massage. 426 00:19:23,218 --> 00:19:24,573 Excuse me? 427 00:19:24,574 --> 00:19:27,761 Yeah. I've always been hard on C.J. 428 00:19:27,762 --> 00:19:29,665 But he finally did something right. 429 00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:32,011 He has found a career path. 430 00:19:32,144 --> 00:19:34,177 He gave me a massage 431 00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:36,789 and I felt like a million bucks after it. 432 00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:37,648 Wow! 433 00:19:37,649 --> 00:19:39,241 So you're telling me... 434 00:19:39,242 --> 00:19:42,628 Yes, C.J. is good at something. 435 00:19:45,093 --> 00:19:46,667 And I'm proud of him. 436 00:19:46,691 --> 00:19:47,730 Ahh... 437 00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:50,066 That's all I wanted to hear, 'grandpy' 438 00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:52,031 Get some props. Come here. 439 00:19:55,457 --> 00:19:56,317 Wow 440 00:19:56,318 --> 00:19:58,055 That's something. 441 00:19:58,056 --> 00:20:00,648 Why don't you guys get a room? 442 00:20:01,437 --> 00:20:03,364 I forgot. You already have one. 443 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:04,936 ---oOo--- 444 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:05,637 ---oOo--- 445 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,338 ---oOo--- 446 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,039 ---oOo--- 447 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:07,740 ---oOo---