1 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:32,906 Fuck! 2 00:00:32,941 --> 00:00:34,158 Hey what's the ink? 3 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,953 "Blessed is he who bestows pain." 4 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:39,163 Try this piece of poetry. 5 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,497 It'll blow your mind. 6 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,665 [ Ash laughing ] 7 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,208 What the hell is this doin' here? 8 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,793 ELI: You have to bury it deep, 9 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,879 deep below the place where your journey began. 10 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,130 Let's go back there and end it all. 11 00:00:48,174 --> 00:00:50,174 [ both screaming ] 12 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,092 [ Melissa gasping ] [ all screaming ] 13 00:00:52,127 --> 00:00:53,969 [ in deep voice ] Hello pussies! 14 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:55,554 [ Heather shrieking ] [ Deadite Fisher groaning ] 15 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:56,555 [ Pablo grunting ] 16 00:00:59,468 --> 00:01:01,685 [ Ruby grunts ] [ thunder rumbling ] 17 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,145 [ both yelling ] 18 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:04,021 That didn't work. 19 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:05,939 You have to use the Kandarian Dagger 20 00:01:05,974 --> 00:01:07,232 to de-face the book. 21 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,567 [ groaning ] [ suspenseful music playing ] 22 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,197 Kumaarizma. 23 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,531 [ Book continues groaning ] [ yelling ] 24 00:01:16,819 --> 00:01:18,035 Pablo! 25 00:01:18,987 --> 00:01:20,954 You have no idea what you're doin'! 26 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,956 [ both grunting ] KELLY: Help! 27 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,458 [ Heather shrieking ] Do something! 28 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:27,461 Of course I know what I'm doing. 29 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:30,464 I wrote this book. 30 00:01:30,508 --> 00:01:34,051 Help them! HEATHER: Help them! 31 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,347 [ wind howling ] [ thunder rumbling ] 32 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,848 [ both grunting ] 33 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,560 You wrote it? 34 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,020 [ grunting ] KELLY: Come on! 35 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,688 [ Pablo groaning ] Pablo stay calm. 36 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:48,857 You mean like, the whole thing? We're gonna get it off-- 37 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:51,068 Yes, and now that you've returned it to me, 38 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:54,154 everything in here will be let loose upon the world. 39 00:01:54,189 --> 00:01:56,156 Well, aren't we the tricky little bitch. 40 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:00,160 PABLO: Please, help get it off my face! 41 00:02:00,195 --> 00:02:01,954 [ roaring ] [ screaming ] 42 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:05,624 [ dramatic music playing ] [ Kelly screaming ] 43 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:11,421 Baby, I've missed ya! 44 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:14,508 Wow, I dumped you at just the right time. 45 00:02:14,543 --> 00:02:16,176 [ hissing ] [ suspenseful music playing ] 46 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,515 [ yelling ] [ Deadite Fisher laughing ] 47 00:02:21,559 --> 00:02:23,809 [ chainsaw buzzing ] [ yelling continues ] 48 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:28,981 [ Deadite Fisher laughing ] [ Ash grunting ] 49 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,154 [ Kelly groaning ] [ Pablo sobbing, grunting ] 50 00:02:38,901 --> 00:02:40,117 [ grunting continues ] 51 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:42,452 Pucker up and give me a kiss! 52 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,037 Fat fuckin' chance! 53 00:02:44,072 --> 00:02:46,165 [ Deadite Fisher hissing ] [ Ash grunting ] 54 00:02:48,076 --> 00:02:50,169 Oh, oh, shit! [ chair creaking ] 55 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,465 Oh shit! 56 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,551 [ Pablo shrieking ] 57 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,469 [ gasping ] Kelly, please, help! 58 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,055 Get it off of my face! 59 00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:03,724 [ Ash continues grunting ] [ Pablo grunts ] 60 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:04,975 [ in deep voice ] Stay back, 61 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,895 he's mine! 62 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:09,104 [ Kelly yelling, grunting ] 63 00:03:10,933 --> 00:03:13,066 No! 64 00:03:13,101 --> 00:03:15,194 [ chainsaw buzzing continues ] [ Pablo yelling ] 65 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,071 Kelly! Kelly! 66 00:03:18,106 --> 00:03:20,199 [ grunts ] Come on! 67 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:21,366 [ grunting ] 68 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:28,999 I'm gonna swallow your soul! 69 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:30,167 [ both grunting ] 70 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,631 [ snarling ] [ screaming ] 71 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,883 [ grunting ] [ clicking ] 72 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:44,056 [ buzzing loudly ] [ Ash yelling ] 73 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,893 [ screaming ] [ Deadite Fisher laughing ] 74 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,897 [ Ash yelling ] [ laughing continues ] 75 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:59,529 Amanda, whenever you think about us, 76 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,782 you might wanna forget this part! 77 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,700 [ Ash yells ] [ Heather shrieks ] 78 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,329 [ buzzing stops ] [ sobbing ] 79 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:10,249 [ heavy breathing ] 80 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,500 [ thunder rumbling ] 81 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:17,214 [ sobbing continues ] 82 00:04:20,002 --> 00:04:20,926 Pablo? 83 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:23,512 Pablo?! 84 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,143 Aw, crap. 85 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:33,939 [ suspenseful music playing ] 86 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,321 [ growling ] [ wind howling ] 87 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:47,869 [ clattering ] 88 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,292 [ squeaking ] 89 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,168 [ buzzing ] 90 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,503 Okay. 91 00:04:56,538 --> 00:04:59,881 That lady has my book, and she has my Pablo. 92 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:01,174 I gotta save him. 93 00:05:01,209 --> 00:05:03,051 I'm not losin' anybody else I care about. 94 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,886 That includes me, right? 95 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,013 [ chuckling ] Of course. 96 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,056 And, and me. 97 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,641 Um, yeah. 98 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:12,019 Yeah sure, just, you know, stay close to her. 99 00:05:12,054 --> 00:05:13,895 [ growling ] [ eerie music playing ] 100 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:16,189 What the hell is happenin' down there? 101 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:17,357 I have no idea. 102 00:05:17,392 --> 00:05:18,817 Guy at the bookstore said 103 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,527 The Necronomicon was written by The Dark Ones. 104 00:05:20,562 --> 00:05:22,904 So, that's what we're dealin' with. 105 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,948 The Dark Ones? 106 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,117 That's a rough nickname. 107 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,036 Yeah, well, at least they're honest. 108 00:05:29,071 --> 00:05:30,662 We know she's not down there startin' a charity. 109 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:33,498 She's gonna take that Book, and summon who knows what. 110 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,334 What, like more, more demons? 111 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,127 Yeah, demons, devils, 112 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,129 things that go bump in the night. 113 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,089 All right, I'm goin' down there. 114 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,632 Kelly, other girl, 115 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,967 you stay here and guard this door, 116 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,385 make sure it stays open. 117 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:46,470 I've been stuck down there before, 118 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,055 and it's not exactly Mardi Gras. 119 00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:49,389 No, I'm coming with you. 120 00:05:49,424 --> 00:05:51,058 No, you're not. That's a bad idea. 121 00:05:51,093 --> 00:05:53,143 No, it's a bad idea to go alone. 122 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:53,977 Come on. 123 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:57,856 She can walk fine. Mm-hm. 124 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,816 That's my Pablo down there too. 125 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,027 [ thunder rumbling ] Ash... 126 00:06:04,272 --> 00:06:07,240 I'm gonna pop that tall bitch right in the face. 127 00:06:07,275 --> 00:06:09,701 [ Kelly sighs ] 128 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,913 Okay... let's end this. 129 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:18,210 [ eerie music playing ] [ stairs creaking ] 130 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,593 Oh, maybe it was just a rat. 131 00:06:26,628 --> 00:06:27,761 Who knows? 132 00:06:27,796 --> 00:06:28,929 [ wailing, growling ] 133 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,351 [ growling continues ] 134 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,936 [ yelling, gasping ] [ chiming ] 135 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,981 [ yelling continues ] 136 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,108 Ash! 137 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,072 [ heavy breathing ] [ rock music playing ] 138 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,037 [ gasping ] 139 00:07:02,164 --> 00:07:05,132 What the fuck... ? 140 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:06,675 "The fuck" what? 141 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,010 oh, ha-ha, hi... 142 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,971 Lilly, Lilith, 143 00:07:11,006 --> 00:07:12,389 mm, Anna Mae... ? 144 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:13,515 Lucy. oh yeah. 145 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:16,351 I never would have got that. [ chuckling ] 146 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:17,978 Come on. 147 00:07:18,013 --> 00:07:19,980 Are you gonna read your poetry to me, or what? 148 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,231 Uh... 149 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,650 [ hissing ] Ah! 150 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:24,818 You mean this? 151 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,945 You said you would. 152 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,488 Please? [ Ash laughing ] 153 00:07:28,523 --> 00:07:29,823 Yeah, I don't know. 154 00:07:29,858 --> 00:07:31,950 Uh, I think I already read this to you, didn't I? 155 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:34,161 No... No? 156 00:07:34,196 --> 00:07:36,663 I think I'd remember that. 157 00:07:36,698 --> 00:07:37,998 Wait a minute. Mm. 158 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,000 You think this could all just be a dream then? 159 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,084 All what? 160 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,587 Uh, reading from the book, people gettin' possessed, 161 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,172 bringin' out the chainsaw, the boomstick, 162 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,590 choppin' people up. 163 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,508 I don't know about any of that. 164 00:07:48,543 --> 00:07:50,010 Doesn't sound like fun. 165 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,136 Yeah, no shit, doll-face. 166 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,679 I was doin' the choppin'. 167 00:07:52,714 --> 00:07:53,972 So then... 168 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,640 you don't wanna read that book to me? 169 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,976 Oh, hell no. 170 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:00,145 RUBY: Then don't. 171 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,147 Shit on a biscuit! 172 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:03,982 Mm. [ eerie music playing ] 173 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,609 Colorful language. 174 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,319 You've always been good with words. 175 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,862 Don't act like you know me. 176 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,031 Oh, but I do. 177 00:08:11,066 --> 00:08:14,659 See one day long ago, you appeared in my book. 178 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,120 [ chainsaw buzzing ] 179 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,663 [ with Spanish accent ] El Jefe. 180 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,248 That's Mister Jefe to you. 181 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:22,167 And I knew, that you were the one 182 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:25,003 who was destined to stand against me. 183 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:26,922 [ grunts ] 184 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:30,383 But the end of your story's not yet written. 185 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,427 Now Ash, do you really think that I want you, 186 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:35,138 and your little friends to die? 187 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,556 Yes? 188 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,557 No. 189 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:38,558 I just want things to go back 190 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:39,893 to the way they were, 191 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:42,687 when The Dark Ones ruled over the evil forces on Earth. 192 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:43,897 Yeah, well, I just wanna bang 193 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,065 Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island, 194 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,316 but that ain't gonna happen. 195 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,609 The world is in chaos, 196 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,152 and I want order. 197 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:52,155 To consolidate the dark forces under one ruler. 198 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,156 Me. 199 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,075 Oh, so you're the good guy now? 200 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,493 What, you wanna control all these demons 201 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:57,702 like The Godfather? 202 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:58,703 Exactly. 203 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,121 Yeah, well, I hated that movie. 204 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,457 Too long and boring, and not enough boobies. 205 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,167 I'm more of a Death Wish kinda guy. 206 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,002 You are the one obstacle in my way. 207 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,587 [ speaking softly ] So, what's your price? 208 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,422 What do you really want? 209 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,007 What do I want? 210 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,801 I want this to be done. 211 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,302 I want the last 40 years of my life-- 212 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,680 10 years. 213 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,474 I want the last years of my life to be worth living. 214 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:21,268 I want a 20 ounce steak every night for dinner. 215 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,103 A little pad of butter right there. 216 00:09:23,138 --> 00:09:26,273 I want cable TV, with all the premium channels. 217 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,984 And Jacksonville. 218 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:31,945 [ melodic music playing ] [ waves crashing ] 219 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:34,447 [ seagulls screeching ] [ sighing ] 220 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:37,117 [ laughter ] Oh. 221 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,286 [ whispering ] Take it. 222 00:09:39,321 --> 00:09:41,955 I can give you all of that. 223 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,832 Oh, okay. No, no, no. 224 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:44,958 You're just tryin' to beguile me 225 00:09:44,993 --> 00:09:46,459 with those radar eyes of yours. 226 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,669 I call bullshit! 227 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:50,589 What you should be calling is a truce. 228 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:51,756 Lay down your weapons, 229 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,259 and go back to your life. 230 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:55,635 I am offering you 231 00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:58,972 the undo button you wanted. 232 00:09:59,007 --> 00:10:01,099 [ whispering ] Take it. 233 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,143 Truce? 234 00:10:03,178 --> 00:10:04,436 I could get into that. 235 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,025 Or... [ grunting ] 236 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:11,151 I could kill you now! 237 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,111 [ clicking ] Oh. 238 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:15,071 [ shrieking ] [ yelling ] 239 00:10:20,028 --> 00:10:21,453 [ heavy breathing, coughing ] 240 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,126 Oh, oh, shit. 241 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:29,044 [ grunting ] 242 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,466 [ eerie music playing ] 243 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,183 [ water dripping ] 244 00:10:47,889 --> 00:10:49,731 Kelly! Open up! 245 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,399 [ grunting ] 246 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,859 Help me pull. 247 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:55,195 [ both grunting ] [ wind howling ] 248 00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:57,322 Ah, shit! 249 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,782 [ flashlight buzzing ] 250 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,826 God damn it. 251 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:02,994 [ growling ] 252 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:15,131 [ gasps ] [ light bulb buzzing ] 253 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,217 [ yells ] 254 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,346 [ flashlight buzzing ] Oh! 255 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,768 [ suspenseful music playing ] [ screams ] 256 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,311 [ heavy breathing ] 257 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,900 Maybe I should've taken that deal. 258 00:11:33,935 --> 00:11:35,026 [ Pablo wailing ] [ gasps ] 259 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,491 Don't worry, Pedro, I'm comin' for ya! 260 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,411 Ah, ah, Pablo, I meant Pablo. 261 00:11:44,446 --> 00:11:47,497 Jesus, must've really whacked my beaner. 262 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,040 [ heavy breathing continues ] 263 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,336 Ah, fuck! 264 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,838 It's never gonna open. 265 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,339 Not if I have somethin' to say about it. 266 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,175 Get out of the way. [ Heather gasping ] 267 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,051 [ Kelly yelling ] 268 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:05,098 [ gun clicking ] [ groans ] Oh, fuck! 269 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:07,308 Fuck! Is that the old guy's blood? 270 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,185 No, it's the cabin fuckin' with us! 271 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,729 [ garbled tape playing ] [ Kelly panting ] 272 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,147 VOICE OF PROFESSOR KNOWBY: ...a number of years now 273 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,108 since I began excavating the ruins of Kandar, 274 00:12:15,143 --> 00:12:17,068 with a group of my colleagues. 275 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,028 Now my wife and I... 276 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,114 We need to get out of here, Kelly, okay? 277 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,450 We need to leave. Like now. 278 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,326 [ yelling ] I hate this place! 279 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,120 Well, then let's just go! 280 00:12:27,155 --> 00:12:28,037 Are you high?! 281 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,831 Those are my friends trapped down there. 282 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,791 Yes, but we don't have to be, okay?! 283 00:12:31,826 --> 00:12:33,001 I didn't even wanna be here! 284 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,169 I didn't even want to go hiking! 285 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,629 I hate hiking, and now we're gonna die in here! 286 00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:38,047 You realize it don't you?! [ grunting continues ] 287 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,301 a volume of ancient Sumerian burial practices, 288 00:12:41,336 --> 00:12:42,469 [ tape garbling ] and funerary... 289 00:12:42,504 --> 00:12:43,970 [ ax pounding ] [ tape stops ] 290 00:12:44,005 --> 00:12:45,972 [ Kelly grunting ] 291 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:49,350 Oh my... what? 292 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,477 [ eerie music playing ] [ shuddering ] 293 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,024 [ screaming ] 294 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,448 [ screaming continues ] 295 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,996 Oh my God! 296 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,539 [ thunder rumbling ] [ Heather gasping ] 297 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,666 Get ahold of yourself, woman! 298 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:17,212 Hey, you know I've always wanted to do that. 299 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,421 Real talk time. Okay? 300 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,672 [ weakly ] Yeah? 301 00:13:19,707 --> 00:13:22,467 You stick here with me, we can help Ash and Pablo, 302 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:25,178 and maybe have a chance to see tomorrow. 303 00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:29,682 We walk out now, and there won't be a tomorrow... 304 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:30,850 but you know what? 305 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,144 You will make a really pretty corpse. 306 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,687 Don't talk down to me, all right? 307 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,147 I'm studying to be a dental hygienist, 308 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,649 and I don't need-- [ suspenseful music playing ] 309 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,196 [ Kelly yelling ] [ gasping ] 310 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,200 [ trapdoor rattles ] [ growling ] 311 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,910 [ both screaming ] 312 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,377 [ Kelly yelling ] [ wind howling ] 313 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,670 [ groaning ] 314 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:08,221 [ thunder rumbling ] 315 00:14:08,256 --> 00:14:09,722 Help-- ! Heather! 316 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,016 HEATHER: Somebody! [ grunting ] 317 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,727 Kelly, Kelly-- ! 318 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:19,274 Kelly, help! Kelly-- ! 319 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,025 Heather! 320 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,863 [ groaning ] 321 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,532 Kelly, help me! 322 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,867 Kelly! 323 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,704 [ panting ] [ thunder rumbling ] 324 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:45,300 [ Deadite groaning ] [ Jake screaming ] 325 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:46,676 Help me! 326 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,386 [ voice echoing ] 327 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,888 [ hissing ] [ yells ] 328 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,984 [ water dripping ] 329 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,821 [ door creaking ] 330 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,826 [ deep voice chanting in foreign language ] 331 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,745 [ Ruby chanting in foreign language ] 332 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,376 [ chanting continues ] 333 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,300 PABLO: Ash, somebody! 334 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,844 [ panting ] Kelly! 335 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,096 Help me, please! RUBY: Shh. 336 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,431 PABLO: Please, no. 337 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,974 I can't do this. RUBY: You have to do this. 338 00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:37,936 You are the Ore Magnus Necronomicon. 339 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,480 [ Pablo continues panting ] 340 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,523 PABLO: Please? 341 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,108 [ sobbing ] Please kill me now. 342 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,109 RUBY: You will be dead 343 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:48,321 as soon as all my children are free. 344 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,490 Akka-Mana, Demonium. 345 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,992 [ in deep voice ] Akka-Mana, Demonium. 346 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,827 [ Ruby continues chanting in foreign language ] 347 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,621 [ The Book chanting in foreign language ] 348 00:15:58,199 --> 00:16:00,500 [ both chanting in foreign language ] 349 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:03,878 [ Pablo gagging ] 350 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,007 [ The Book continues chanting in foreign language ] 351 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,011 The fuck are you doin', Ruby? 352 00:16:12,046 --> 00:16:13,846 Abomino coznius! 353 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,099 Abomino coz-- 354 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,686 [ yells ] [ suspenseful music playing ] 355 00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:21,020 Oh... 356 00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:22,772 [ Pablo retching ] 357 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,691 [ Ruby continues chanting in foreign language ] 358 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,944 [ retching continues ] 359 00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:32,865 [ demon spawn screeching ] 360 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,993 [ retching, gasping ] 361 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,498 [ Pablo screaming ] [ screeching continues ] 362 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,629 Yes. 363 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,714 [ whispering ] Yes. 364 00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,340 Oh, God damn. 365 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,300 That's why I didn't have kids. 366 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,032 Daknar Abomino... 367 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,076 [ Demon Child groaning ] 368 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,080 Daknar Abomino, 369 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,167 Abomino exitus. 370 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,085 [ Demon Child groans ] [ dramatic music playing ] 371 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,678 [ speaking softly ] The fuck was that? 372 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,930 [ thunder rumbling ] [ grunting ] 373 00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:40,433 [ Heather screaming ] [ yelling ] 374 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,605 Heather! 375 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,689 [ Heather screaming ] 376 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,483 Help me! It's attacking me! 377 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,942 Heather, you gotta get to that door! 378 00:17:49,977 --> 00:17:50,943 Right now! 379 00:17:50,978 --> 00:17:52,862 No! I'm gonna die in here! 380 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,280 No, you're not! You listen to me, okay? 381 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,450 You are gonna go on, and be the best, 382 00:17:57,494 --> 00:18:00,787 dental hygienist that ever lived in the history of England, 383 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,121 or wherever it is you're from! 384 00:18:02,156 --> 00:18:04,457 [ Heather screaming ] [ growling ] 385 00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:05,458 [ screams ] 386 00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:07,376 Oh, shit! 387 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,961 Heather! [ growling, screaming continue ] 388 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:14,008 [ grunts ] [ low-pitched growling ] 389 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,261 [ creaking, scraping ] 390 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,104 [ screaming ] [ growling ] 391 00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:31,984 [ screaming ] 392 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,326 [ wincing ] ¶ We're gonna get you ¶ 393 00:18:40,361 --> 00:18:42,995 ¶ We're gonna get you ¶ 394 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,915 ¶ Not another peep ¶ [ groaning ] 395 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,584 ¶ Time to go to sleep... ¶ 396 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,294 [ shuddering ] [ rumbling ] 397 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:55,967 [ screaming ] 398 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,972 [ screaming continues ] 399 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,978 [ Heather groaning ] [ chiming ] 400 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,150 [ thunder rumbling ] [ shrieking, growling ] 401 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:17,363 [ gasps ] 402 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,909 [ screaming ] 403 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,870 [ yelling ] [ Heather continues screaming ] 404 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,580 [ growling ] 405 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,498 [ yells ] [ growling ] 406 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,252 [ Heather continues screaming ] Heather?! 407 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,130 Heather! [ wind howling ] 408 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,595 [ gasps ] [ low-pitched growling ] 409 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:44,974 [ grunting ] 410 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,146 [ screaming ] 411 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,315 [ panting ] 412 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,444 [ thunder rumbling ] 413 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:57,862 [ low-pitched growling ] 414 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,866 [ Heather's head laughing ] [ gasping ] 415 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:07,413 [ voice echoing ] Ash has failed! 416 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,958 The world belongs to us now. 417 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:14,170 Mankind is doomed, 418 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,672 and as for your boyfriend Pablo... 419 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,217 [ laughing maniacally ] [ grunting ] 420 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,638 He's not my boyfriend! [ grunts ] 421 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:32,146 [ low-pitched growling continues ] 422 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,148 It's just you and me now. 423 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:39,362 Ash, let's do this. 424 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,821 [ heavy breathing ] 425 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,448 [ mockingly ] I'm Ruby, I'm The Dark One. 426 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,616 I wrote The Necronomicon. 427 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,617 Yeah? I don't give a shit! 428 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:45,618 You fucked things up worse 429 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:46,994 than I ever fucked things up lady, 430 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,247 so fuck you and the horse you rode in on. 431 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,375 Guess what, there's a new sheriff in town. 432 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,418 [ chuckles ] [ water dripping ] 433 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,171 [ eerie music playing ] 434 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,052 Ah! Creepy kid. 435 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,887 [ retching, squishing ] 436 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,056 All right look, I'm gonna count to three. 437 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,599 You better be gone. You got that? 438 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,559 Mm? 439 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,602 One... 440 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,525 two... 441 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,527 it's a fuckin' shotgun, kid! 442 00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,197 Last chance... 443 00:21:25,192 --> 00:21:27,326 three. 444 00:21:27,361 --> 00:21:30,037 [ Ash groans, screams ] [ Demon Child screaming ] 445 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:31,831 Get off me! 446 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,249 [ both continue screaming ] 447 00:21:37,038 --> 00:21:38,337 Get off me you little shit! 448 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,840 [ shrieking ] [ Ash panting ] 449 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,967 [ clattering, running ] [ Ash continues panting ] 450 00:21:47,214 --> 00:21:49,974 [ screaming, grunts ] 451 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,434 [ both screaming ] [ suspenseful music playing ] 452 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,230 Oh! 453 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,525 [ screaming continues ] [ yells ] 454 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,028 [ laughing ] Now I got ya. 455 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:05,197 [ groaning ] 456 00:22:05,232 --> 00:22:06,240 [ both screaming ] 457 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:14,915 [ Ash grunting ] [ Demon Child screaming ] 458 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,670 [ panting ] 459 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,217 [ biting ] [ screaming ] 460 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,014 [ shrieking ] 461 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,016 Someone needs to wash your mouth out, kid. 462 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,185 [ Ash grunts ] [ Demon Child shrieking ] 463 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:37,480 And that someone is me. 464 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,647 [ Ash grunting ] 465 00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:52,995 [ thunder rumbling ] [ wind howling ] 466 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,039 [ panting, groaning ] 467 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,500 [ motor rumbling ] 468 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:07,551 [ grunting ] [ suspenseful music playing ] 469 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,053 [ panting continues ] 470 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,185 [ grunting ] 471 00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:22,525 What are you gonna do now, ha! 472 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,610 [ grunting continues ] [ wind howling ] 473 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,287 Homemade flamethrower... 474 00:23:35,322 --> 00:23:36,872 Pablo would be proud. 475 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:43,045 [ dramatic music playing ] [ laughing ] 476 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:46,507 Yeah! Whoo! 477 00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:48,801 How does it feel?! 478 00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:51,137 [ grunts ] [ Ruby gasps ] 479 00:23:51,172 --> 00:23:54,932 Okay kids, the birthday party is over. 480 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,767 [ Ruby screeching ] 481 00:24:01,182 --> 00:24:02,231 [ roaring ] 482 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,654 [ gunshot ] [ panting ] 483 00:24:11,525 --> 00:24:13,701 [ Ruby wheezing ] 484 00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:14,702 [ laughing ] 485 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:16,996 Well, that was easy. 486 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,915 Okay, let's close the show with a little neck music. 487 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,292 [ chainsaw buzzing ] 488 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:25,129 [ Kelly laughing maniacally ] 489 00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,173 Whoa! Yes! 490 00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:29,675 Burn baby! 491 00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:31,135 [ growling, snarling ] 492 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,224 [ chiming ] [ suspenseful music playing ] 493 00:24:41,388 --> 00:24:44,190 [ gasps ] [ door creaking ] 494 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,858 Okay! Okay! 495 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,026 [ yelling ] 496 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,071 [ grunts ] [ boards creaking ] 497 00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:54,408 [ both screaming ] 498 00:24:56,737 --> 00:24:57,703 [ gasps ] 499 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,710 [ buzzing continues ] 500 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:09,173 [ chanting in foreign language ] 501 00:25:17,258 --> 00:25:18,516 [ Pablo growling ] [ Ash yelling ] 502 00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:24,104 Pablo, the hell are you doin'? 503 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,105 It's me! 504 00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:27,024 [ weakly ] Ash... 505 00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:28,609 I have no choice! 506 00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:30,027 [ Pablo grunts ] [ yelling ] 507 00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:39,119 You're a dead man, Ash. 508 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,205 Don't Pablo. I'm not gonna fight you. 509 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,249 I don't wanna lose anybody else! 510 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,042 [ in normal voice ] Ash? 511 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,377 Ash... 512 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:50,798 Ash, I... I, I... 513 00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,049 [ chanting in foreign language continues ] 514 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:58,347 Ash, I'm still gonna kill you. 515 00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,016 [ both grunting, yelling ] 516 00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:07,648 [ panting ] 517 00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:12,570 [ water dripping ] 518 00:26:20,654 --> 00:26:21,662 Ash? 519 00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:27,668 Pablo? 520 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:30,462 [ suspenseful music playing ] 521 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,050 [ shuddering ] 522 00:26:40,007 --> 00:26:41,432 [ both screaming ] 523 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,981 [ panting ] [ grunting, banging ] 524 00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:57,698 [ yelling, grunting continues ] 525 00:26:57,742 --> 00:26:59,158 Pablo, don't! Don't! 526 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:00,159 I don't wanna hurt you! 527 00:27:00,194 --> 00:27:01,869 It's over. 528 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:03,621 [ buzzing continues ] [ both grunting ] 529 00:27:03,664 --> 00:27:05,289 Just do it! Behead me! 530 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:06,332 No! 531 00:27:06,367 --> 00:27:07,458 Let go my blade! 532 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:10,044 [ groans ] Kill me, please! 533 00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:11,754 [ grunting continues ] 534 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:19,011 Kill me! No! 535 00:27:19,046 --> 00:27:21,221 [ grunting continues ] PABLO: Kill me! 536 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:24,016 [ Pablo groaning ] [ Ash grunting ] 537 00:27:29,890 --> 00:27:32,274 [ Pablo panting ] [ laughing ] 538 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:34,652 You forgot to remind me to gas her up! 539 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,403 Pablo, you beautiful idiot! 540 00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:39,156 [ chanting in foreign language continues ] 541 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,784 [ in deep voice ] Now it's your turn. 542 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,118 [ Pablo laughing maniacally ] 543 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,120 [ Ash yells, groans ] 544 00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:56,131 In your next life, learn to read. 545 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,132 KELLY: Stop! 546 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,717 [ both grunting ] 547 00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:07,476 [ grunting continues ] 548 00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:15,359 [ grunting ] 549 00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:16,360 [ Ash grunts ] 550 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:20,948 [ Ash yelling ] 551 00:28:20,991 --> 00:28:22,491 What the hell? 552 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:27,246 Your stupid mortal toys mean nothing to me. 553 00:28:27,281 --> 00:28:32,126 But before I kill you, my book needs a new cover. 554 00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:33,752 [ stammering ] A new what- what? 555 00:28:33,787 --> 00:28:34,962 Oh, no, no, no! Not me! 556 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:36,088 Oh, no! 557 00:28:36,123 --> 00:28:37,506 Not the face! 558 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:40,008 Not the face! [ yelling ] 559 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,762 Wait! Wait, wait, wait! 560 00:28:43,797 --> 00:28:46,765 I just gotta know, have you lost weight? 561 00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:48,600 [ Ruby gasping ] [ Ash yelling ] 562 00:28:51,147 --> 00:28:52,604 Pablo! [ both grunting ] 563 00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:55,274 [ Ash grunting ] [ Ruby panting ] 564 00:28:55,309 --> 00:28:57,860 [ laughing ] Well, I guess this doesn't count 565 00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:00,529 as one of my "Stupid mortal toys." 566 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:01,655 [ laughing continues ] 567 00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:04,158 Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this, Ruby, 568 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:06,452 'cause I dislike you, a lot. 569 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:09,955 You get that fuckin' book off my friend's face. 570 00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:11,290 Stop! [ Pablo groaning ] 571 00:29:11,325 --> 00:29:12,458 Or what? 572 00:29:12,493 --> 00:29:14,042 Gonna kill me? 573 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:17,504 You do it, and they're both dead. Pablo! 574 00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:19,715 Ash! Ash, help! 575 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:22,551 I'm killing her! [ both continue grunting ] 576 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,720 And after The Book has killed her, 577 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,138 it'll kill him too. 578 00:29:26,173 --> 00:29:27,389 [ whispering ] Nothing you can do about it. 579 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:28,932 Except kill you. 580 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:33,020 Or... you could take the deal. 581 00:29:34,014 --> 00:29:35,147 Think about it Ash. 582 00:29:35,182 --> 00:29:36,940 You are old, and fat and weak. 583 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,942 You cannot keep this up forever. 584 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:41,904 Lay down your weapons and go back to your life. 585 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,448 You know that deep down we both want the same thing. 586 00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:47,117 No, pretty sure I don't wanna destroy humanity. 587 00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:49,161 [ speaking softly ] I don't wanna destroy anything. 588 00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:51,830 I want humanity to flourish. 589 00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:53,665 Without good, there is no evil. 590 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:55,959 I just want evil under control, 591 00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,836 same as you. 592 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:02,174 Difference is, you never signed up for any of this. 593 00:30:02,209 --> 00:30:05,010 Ash, your entire life has been marked by tragedy, 594 00:30:05,045 --> 00:30:07,262 and desperation, and a woeful inadequacy. 595 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,473 I get the idea. 596 00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:11,225 [ Pablo growling ] [ Kelly choking ] 597 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:16,021 [ speaking softly ] Just take the deal. 598 00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:19,191 It's what you've always wanted. 599 00:30:19,226 --> 00:30:20,442 [ speaking softly ] No. 600 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,653 It's not just about my life anymore. 601 00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:23,695 I want their lives back too! 602 00:30:23,730 --> 00:30:24,863 They're comin' with me. 603 00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,156 I can do that. 604 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,533 Prove it. 605 00:30:27,568 --> 00:30:29,201 [ growling continues ] [ choking continues ] 606 00:30:32,081 --> 00:30:34,164 [ suspenseful music playing ] 607 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:37,000 Eximo Libellus. 608 00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:39,628 [ both gasping ] 609 00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:42,047 [ Kelly coughing ] 610 00:30:42,082 --> 00:30:43,715 Okay, we're halfway there. 611 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,134 Pablo too. Do we have a deal? 612 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,220 Ash, no! 613 00:30:48,255 --> 00:30:50,222 What I let out there, it's... 614 00:30:50,257 --> 00:30:51,515 it's terrible. 615 00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:53,725 You, you, you can't just do this! 616 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,477 Hey, I'm doin' this for you buddy, 617 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:58,021 so a little thanks might be nice. 618 00:30:58,065 --> 00:30:59,189 Look, she's just gonna Godfather 619 00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:00,691 all the demons together, 620 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,067 make the world a better place. 621 00:31:02,102 --> 00:31:03,902 That logic seems wrong. 622 00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:05,863 Look, you're just gonna have to trust me on this one. 623 00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:07,155 Let her be the gatekeeper. 624 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,241 It's better for all of us. 625 00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:13,036 Okay, normal life, in Jacksonville, 626 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,372 the three of us... 627 00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:18,166 and $10,000 in cash. 628 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,543 I'm not a bank. 629 00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:23,964 Gas money? You got that? 630 00:31:24,008 --> 00:31:27,217 Oh, sure. For gas money. 631 00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:28,260 Huh? 632 00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:29,553 [ chuckling ] Huh? 633 00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:31,263 [ scoffs ] Yea- 634 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:33,724 [ speaking softly ] What? 635 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,684 Okay... 636 00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:37,728 but I'm keepin' this just for insurance. 637 00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:42,274 [ sighs ] 638 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:43,275 Truce. 639 00:31:43,319 --> 00:31:45,903 No, Ash! 640 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:47,237 You have no idea 641 00:31:47,281 --> 00:31:49,489 what's out there! 642 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,074 [ suspenseful music playing ] 643 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,375 No! 644 00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:04,171 Ah, good fishin'. 645 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:06,048 That's what's out there. 646 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,549 [ chuckling ] 647 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:11,219 ¶ No more Mister Nice Guy ¶ 648 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:14,014 ¶ No more Mister Clean... ¶ 649 00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:15,557 I can't believe you did that. 650 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:17,517 [ chuckles ] I can... 651 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,394 after a lifetime of gettin' the short end of the stick, 652 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,979 I finally got the big end, 653 00:32:21,014 --> 00:32:23,982 and I grabbed that big old stick by the balls, baby. 654 00:32:24,017 --> 00:32:26,860 [ Ash laughing ] 655 00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:28,987 That's one way to look at it. 656 00:32:29,022 --> 00:32:31,114 The other, correct way, 657 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:33,200 is that evil's gonna take over the world. 658 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:35,118 You seen the world lately? 659 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,828 Same diff. 660 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:38,330 Plus Ruby said she'd keep a lid on all this. 661 00:32:38,365 --> 00:32:39,498 So we're all good. [ warning buzzing on radio ] 662 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:40,791 Nothin' to do but eat, sleep, 663 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:42,125 and live off the fat of the land. 664 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,126 WOMAN ON RADIO: This is an emergency report. 665 00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:44,503 Wait, wait, wait. Turn that up. 666 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:47,214 All residents in Antrim County, should stay in your homes. 667 00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:49,675 I repeat, stay in your homes. 668 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,885 Massive sinkholes have been opening all over the city-- 669 00:32:51,929 --> 00:32:54,179 Ah-ha, you know the news. 670 00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:57,140 It's always so depressing. 671 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:58,308 [ eerie music playing ] 672 00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:03,188 Hey! Who's hungry? 673 00:33:03,232 --> 00:33:06,024 Time for some road trip burgers, your treat! 674 00:33:06,059 --> 00:33:09,403 Jacksonville, here we come! 675 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,321 [ rock music playing ] 676 00:33:14,568 --> 00:33:16,201 ¶ Back in black ¶ Oh yeah! 677 00:33:16,245 --> 00:33:17,494 ¶ I hit the sack ¶ [ laughing ] 678 00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:19,538 ¶ I've been too long, I'm glad to be back ¶ 679 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,415 ¶ Yes, I'm let loose ¶ 680 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:22,874 ¶ From the noose ¶ 681 00:33:22,909 --> 00:33:24,584 ¶ That's kept me hangin' about ¶ 682 00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:26,003 ¶ I've been lookin' at the sky ¶ 683 00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:27,963 ¶ 'Cause it's gettin' me high ¶ [ laughing continues ] 684 00:33:28,007 --> 00:33:30,132 ¶ Forget the hearse, 'cause I never die ¶ 685 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:31,717 ¶ I got nine lives ¶ Whoo! 686 00:33:31,752 --> 00:33:33,093 ¶ Cat's eyes ¶ 687 00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:35,053 ¶ Abusin' every one of them, and runnin' wild ¶ 688 00:33:35,088 --> 00:33:37,347 ¶ 'Cause I'm back ¶ 689 00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:40,017 ¶ Yes, I'm back ¶ 690 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,560 ¶ Well, I'm back ¶ 691 00:33:41,595 --> 00:33:42,561 [ rumbling ] 692 00:33:42,596 --> 00:33:45,272 ¶ Yes, I'm back ¶ 693 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,816 ¶ Yes, I'm back in black ¶ 694 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:49,109 ¶ Oh, back in the back ¶ 695 00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:50,444 ¶ Of a Cadillac ¶ 696 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:53,030 ¶ Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack ¶ 697 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,781 ¶ Yes, I'm in a bang ¶ 698 00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:56,199 ¶ With a gang ¶ 699 00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:58,035 ¶ They've got to catch me if they want me to hang ¶ 700 00:33:58,078 --> 00:33:59,494 ¶ 'Cause I'm back on the track ¶ 701 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,038 ¶ And I'm beatin' the flack ¶ 702 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:03,498 ¶ Nobody's gonna get me on another rap ¶ 703 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:04,708 ¶ So look at me now ¶ 704 00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:06,293 ¶ I'm just makin' my play ¶ 705 00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:08,503 ¶ Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way ¶ 706 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,922 ¶ 'Cause I'm back ¶ 707 00:34:10,957 --> 00:34:13,675 ¶ Yes, I'm back ¶ 708 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,386 ¶ Well, I'm back ¶ 709 00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:18,680 ¶ Yes, I'm back ¶ 710 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:21,975 ¶ Well I'm, hey, hey, hey, hey ¶ 711 00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:23,769 ¶ Hey, hey, hey ¶ 712 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:26,104 ¶ Well, I'm back in black ¶ 713 00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:30,108 ¶ Yes, I'm back in black ¶¶ 714 00:34:30,143 --> 00:34:31,943 [ rock music continues ] 715 00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:10,315 ¶¶