1 00:00:00,066 --> 00:00:02,055 Previously on Another Period... 2 00:00:02,114 --> 00:00:03,880 Well, I met a boy I like. 3 00:00:03,882 --> 00:00:05,782 Laverne Fussleforth the fifth. 4 00:00:05,784 --> 00:00:08,451 What do you say about getting married in, oh, I don't know, 5 00:00:08,453 --> 00:00:09,953 the next 45 minutes or so? 6 00:00:09,955 --> 00:00:11,755 We'll have to wait for Bertram. 7 00:00:11,757 --> 00:00:14,958 I can't have a wedding without my grandson here. 8 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,594 How wonderful to finally meet you, Grandma! 9 00:00:17,596 --> 00:00:19,362 I might be in love with Hortense. 10 00:00:19,364 --> 00:00:21,765 What could you possibly see in Hortense? 11 00:00:21,767 --> 00:00:24,734 Well, I suppose I don't see much of anything 12 00:00:24,736 --> 00:00:26,670 on account of my glaucoma. 13 00:00:28,307 --> 00:00:32,309 Earthworms don't change into butterflies, Chair. 14 00:00:32,311 --> 00:00:34,144 Someone took photos of us. 15 00:00:34,146 --> 00:00:36,579 Sexual photographs, Beatrice. 16 00:00:36,581 --> 00:00:38,214 You're no longer welcome here. 17 00:00:38,216 --> 00:00:39,416 Oh, Frederick! 18 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:40,450 Get ye to a nunnery! 19 00:00:40,452 --> 00:00:41,451 Mother? 20 00:00:41,453 --> 00:00:43,253 Beatrice, I live here. 21 00:00:43,255 --> 00:00:45,221 May I have the ring, please? 22 00:00:45,223 --> 00:00:46,189 Put it on my finger. 23 00:00:52,431 --> 00:00:54,831 ♪ I want the money, I want the fame ♪ 24 00:00:54,833 --> 00:00:57,267 ♪ I want the whole world to know my name ♪ 25 00:00:57,269 --> 00:00:59,602 ♪ this is mine, I got to get it ♪ 26 00:00:59,604 --> 00:01:02,105 ♪ I got to get it, got, got to get it ♪ 27 00:01:02,107 --> 00:01:03,373 ♪ Another Period ♪ 28 00:01:03,374 --> 00:01:05,004 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 29 00:01:08,513 --> 00:01:10,246 Everyone just relax. 30 00:01:10,248 --> 00:01:11,982 Laverne's just taking a nap. 31 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:13,583 Give him some air! 32 00:01:13,585 --> 00:01:18,121 I am a registered Red Cross lady of the Perpetual Watch. 33 00:01:21,793 --> 00:01:23,827 Oh, oh, I think he's just playing charades. 34 00:01:23,829 --> 00:01:25,996 Sack of onions! 35 00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:27,297 Dead industrialist! 36 00:01:27,299 --> 00:01:28,698 Does anyone else have any guesses? 37 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:30,867 Oh, my God. 38 00:01:30,869 --> 00:01:33,336 Laverne has passed. 39 00:01:34,339 --> 00:01:35,705 No! 40 00:01:35,707 --> 00:01:36,873 You think you're "no"? 41 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:38,208 I'm no! 42 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:39,609 No! 43 00:01:39,611 --> 00:01:42,645 Laverne is in a better place now-- 44 00:01:42,647 --> 00:01:45,148 not engaged to Lillian. 45 00:01:45,150 --> 00:01:47,050 Oh, but this still counts though, right? 46 00:01:47,052 --> 00:01:48,551 Listen up, everyone. 47 00:01:48,553 --> 00:01:50,520 There's something I must confess. 48 00:01:50,522 --> 00:01:52,989 Laverne was... 49 00:01:52,991 --> 00:01:54,791 very old! 50 00:01:55,794 --> 00:01:56,860 Yes, it is true. 51 00:01:56,862 --> 00:01:58,294 I've known for some time. 52 00:01:58,296 --> 00:01:59,829 But let me say this-- 53 00:01:59,831 --> 00:02:04,134 Grandpa loved life, but more than that, 54 00:02:04,136 --> 00:02:06,770 he loved love, 55 00:02:06,772 --> 00:02:09,406 and I love you... 56 00:02:10,842 --> 00:02:12,208 Hortense. 57 00:02:14,379 --> 00:02:16,012 Where's Grandpa's ring? 58 00:02:16,014 --> 00:02:17,714 - Here it is. - No, that's my ring! 59 00:02:17,716 --> 00:02:20,650 Well, seeing as you never actually married Laverne, 60 00:02:20,652 --> 00:02:22,986 I am the legal heir to his possessions and fortunes, 61 00:02:22,988 --> 00:02:25,422 so technically it's my ring. 62 00:02:25,424 --> 00:02:29,059 But actually, it's Hortense's ring 63 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:30,093 if she'll have it. 64 00:02:30,095 --> 00:02:31,895 Wait, is this even legal? 65 00:02:31,897 --> 00:02:33,663 I don't know. I'm ship captain. 66 00:02:33,665 --> 00:02:34,931 Yes! 67 00:02:34,933 --> 00:02:36,966 I will marry you! 68 00:02:36,968 --> 00:02:38,301 Wait! 69 00:02:39,371 --> 00:02:41,271 You've never even seen her. 70 00:02:41,273 --> 00:02:43,073 By Job, you're right. 71 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,774 I want to see my beautiful bride. 72 00:02:44,776 --> 00:02:46,676 But should we check with the doctor 73 00:02:46,678 --> 00:02:48,178 before you take those off? 74 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:50,880 And how necessary is it really to see the bride 75 00:02:50,882 --> 00:02:51,915 before one's marriage? 76 00:02:51,917 --> 00:02:53,349 Oh, foo-fah! 77 00:02:53,351 --> 00:02:55,418 I want to see your face, damn it. 78 00:02:59,024 --> 00:03:01,624 So bright. 79 00:03:01,626 --> 00:03:03,860 So clear. 80 00:03:03,862 --> 00:03:05,728 I can see. 81 00:03:09,801 --> 00:03:13,069 Oh, my heavens. 82 00:03:14,272 --> 00:03:16,039 You're Hortense? 83 00:03:18,477 --> 00:03:19,909 You're... 84 00:03:19,911 --> 00:03:22,579 much more... 85 00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:25,482 beautiful than I ever could've imagined. 86 00:03:34,893 --> 00:03:36,726 No! 87 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:42,098 I'm so happy! 88 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:45,068 I'm so happy! 89 00:04:09,094 --> 00:04:10,093 God. 90 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:14,497 Oh, God. Fuck, yes. 91 00:04:14,499 --> 00:04:17,100 Beatrice, you do not need to flagellate yourself 92 00:04:17,102 --> 00:04:18,668 to get into heaven. 93 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:21,070 This is the fifth time I'm telling you this. 94 00:04:21,072 --> 00:04:22,972 Oh, I know. 95 00:04:22,974 --> 00:04:24,807 I was doing it just in case. 96 00:04:24,809 --> 00:04:26,176 This may sound dramatic, 97 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:28,478 but I really don't want to go to hell. 98 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,346 My dear... 99 00:04:30,348 --> 00:04:32,649 Sit down. 100 00:04:32,651 --> 00:04:35,685 You are not going to go to hell. 101 00:04:35,687 --> 00:04:38,021 Only people who don't believe exactly as we do 102 00:04:38,023 --> 00:04:39,022 are going there. 103 00:04:39,024 --> 00:04:40,123 Right. 104 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:41,591 Except for people I like. 105 00:04:41,593 --> 00:04:43,860 No, people you like will be going to hell. 106 00:04:43,862 --> 00:04:45,028 A lot of them. 107 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:46,362 - What? - Oh, yes. 108 00:04:46,364 --> 00:04:48,198 One day you'll see someone you love, 109 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,500 and that's really wonderful, but the next day, 110 00:04:50,502 --> 00:04:53,503 just know that they'll be drinking and smoking 111 00:04:53,505 --> 00:04:57,040 and eating taffy at the gates of hell. 112 00:04:57,042 --> 00:04:58,575 Drinking and smoking and eating taffy 113 00:04:58,577 --> 00:04:59,642 at the gates of hell? 114 00:04:59,644 --> 00:05:01,544 God works in mysterious ways, 115 00:05:01,546 --> 00:05:04,180 but the devil works in plain sight. 116 00:05:04,182 --> 00:05:06,049 Well, what about Lillian? 117 00:05:06,051 --> 00:05:08,418 - She's not going to hell, right? - Tell me about this Lillian. 118 00:05:08,420 --> 00:05:11,487 Well, she sins all the time and she doesn't believe 119 00:05:11,489 --> 00:05:15,825 in anything, but deep down, she's really pretty. 120 00:05:15,827 --> 00:05:17,160 She's gonna go to hell. 121 00:05:17,162 --> 00:05:18,861 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 122 00:05:18,863 --> 00:05:20,129 Maybe I should flagellate on her behalf. 123 00:05:20,131 --> 00:05:23,199 No. 124 00:05:24,936 --> 00:05:27,036 Yeah, no, I don't think that'll help. 125 00:05:27,038 --> 00:05:29,272 You cannot save another person. 126 00:05:29,274 --> 00:05:33,243 If that were the case, then the Lord would save all of mankind 127 00:05:33,245 --> 00:05:35,245 and no one would go to hell. 128 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:37,013 Why doesn't he? 129 00:05:37,015 --> 00:05:39,682 Well, because. 130 00:05:39,684 --> 00:05:42,185 Oh, yeah. 131 00:05:42,187 --> 00:05:45,221 The best thing you can do for those you love 132 00:05:45,223 --> 00:05:47,857 is forcefully push your beliefs upon them. 133 00:05:47,859 --> 00:05:49,292 Thank you. 134 00:05:49,294 --> 00:05:50,593 Oh. 135 00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:19,255 Sweet Dodo, 136 00:06:19,257 --> 00:06:21,557 may I have this one... 137 00:06:21,559 --> 00:06:23,059 last dance? 138 00:06:35,473 --> 00:06:36,472 Oh. 139 00:06:43,682 --> 00:06:45,548 Tits on a frog! 140 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:47,250 Oh, we've done it! 141 00:06:47,252 --> 00:06:48,584 It's official-- 142 00:06:48,586 --> 00:06:51,187 the Bellacourt fortune has been saved. 143 00:06:51,189 --> 00:06:54,190 Yes, and now it's time to make us official. 144 00:06:54,192 --> 00:06:56,826 Oh, you're right. 145 00:06:58,530 --> 00:07:00,296 To love. 146 00:07:00,298 --> 00:07:01,597 To money. 147 00:07:04,402 --> 00:07:05,968 I'm a simple girl. 148 00:07:05,970 --> 00:07:08,304 All I want is a little RBP-- 149 00:07:08,306 --> 00:07:10,473 rubies, beluga, and property. 150 00:07:12,043 --> 00:07:16,079 And here we go, you retched, horrible creature. 151 00:07:16,081 --> 00:07:19,182 Soup for you, you hideous old child. 152 00:07:23,621 --> 00:07:26,155 Eat up, old hobo. 153 00:07:27,559 --> 00:07:29,258 Gee, thanks, missus. 154 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:33,296 'Tis the best bowl of soup I ever did eat, I did. 155 00:07:33,298 --> 00:07:35,164 Oh, I almost forgot. 156 00:07:37,001 --> 00:07:39,535 You've been served. 157 00:07:40,905 --> 00:07:42,205 They're divorce papers. 158 00:07:42,207 --> 00:07:44,841 You are not an easy woman to track down. 159 00:07:44,843 --> 00:07:46,609 Shit on my tits! 160 00:07:49,491 --> 00:07:51,324 ♪ all hands on the limousine, bitch ♪ 161 00:07:54,529 --> 00:07:57,697 Brunch, did you recently catch obesity? 162 00:07:57,699 --> 00:07:59,332 Oh! 163 00:07:59,334 --> 00:08:01,101 You're fat. 164 00:08:01,103 --> 00:08:05,038 Well, sir, it's Blanche, and no, I am with child. 165 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,339 Oh. 166 00:08:06,341 --> 00:08:07,740 Well, that would be adorable 167 00:08:07,742 --> 00:08:09,709 if not for your chilling lack of a partner 168 00:08:09,711 --> 00:08:11,544 and basement-level social standing. 169 00:08:11,546 --> 00:08:13,346 It's sad. 170 00:08:13,348 --> 00:08:16,683 My husband and I are going to raise this child together. 171 00:08:16,685 --> 00:08:19,252 Victor, would you ever want to have a child? 172 00:08:19,254 --> 00:08:20,920 Sometimes I hunger for a womb of my own. 173 00:08:20,922 --> 00:08:22,422 Yes. 174 00:08:22,424 --> 00:08:24,557 Yes, I think with my thin, aristocratic blood 175 00:08:24,559 --> 00:08:26,793 and my familial propensity towards large-scale violence, 176 00:08:26,795 --> 00:08:29,262 this child would have sure footing in this life. 177 00:08:29,264 --> 00:08:30,563 I'd be willing to rear my own spawn 178 00:08:30,565 --> 00:08:32,565 if it had almond-shaped eyes 179 00:08:32,567 --> 00:08:34,200 and dressed primarily in sailor suits. 180 00:08:34,202 --> 00:08:36,035 Mm. 181 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:39,305 Forgive me, but don't you both have multiple children already? 182 00:08:39,307 --> 00:08:41,207 Oh, my God. 183 00:08:41,209 --> 00:08:44,244 Are you brain damaged or just organically stupid? 184 00:08:44,246 --> 00:08:46,679 Not from our wives. Love child. 185 00:08:46,681 --> 00:08:48,414 Yeah. 186 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:51,484 A child who would have mud-brown hair, very straight spine. 187 00:08:51,486 --> 00:08:54,320 His name would be Tiberius and he would only communicate 188 00:08:54,322 --> 00:08:55,588 through dance. 189 00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:57,590 Tiberius, handsome name. 190 00:08:57,592 --> 00:08:59,559 Like the proud Roman emperor who oversaw 191 00:08:59,561 --> 00:09:01,895 the administrative apparatus that killed Christ. 192 00:09:01,897 --> 00:09:03,062 Oh! 193 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,464 I have a wonderful idea. 194 00:09:04,466 --> 00:09:07,167 We will take her child and raise it as our own. 195 00:09:07,169 --> 00:09:09,602 Mm. Well, what if it's a girl? 196 00:09:09,604 --> 00:09:11,604 Well, we do live next to the Atlantic Ocean. 197 00:09:11,606 --> 00:09:14,174 We can teach her to sail with the old heave-ho. 198 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:17,177 We would drown her. 199 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,647 ♪ swear I'm always on ♪ 200 00:09:20,649 --> 00:09:22,882 ♪ grinding 24 and all ♪ 201 00:09:24,252 --> 00:09:26,352 - Hi, Mother. - Oh! 202 00:09:26,354 --> 00:09:27,921 It's me. 203 00:09:27,923 --> 00:09:30,156 I stowed away like a piece of luggage. 204 00:09:30,158 --> 00:09:32,859 What are you doing here? 205 00:09:32,861 --> 00:09:35,962 - I'm on a very special mission. - So am I. 206 00:09:35,964 --> 00:09:38,131 I'm going to get Lillian to repent for all her sins 207 00:09:38,133 --> 00:09:40,633 so I don't have to go to the heaven party alone. 208 00:09:40,635 --> 00:09:41,935 Please let me come. 209 00:09:41,937 --> 00:09:44,337 I hate going to parties by myself. 210 00:09:44,339 --> 00:09:47,106 Aren't you worried about Frederick finding out? 211 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,808 He and his henchmen seem quite intent 212 00:09:48,810 --> 00:09:50,610 on keeping you in the abbey. 213 00:09:50,612 --> 00:09:54,480 Mother, I can't be in danger with God protecting me. 214 00:09:54,482 --> 00:09:57,684 It's not always as black and white as that. 215 00:09:57,686 --> 00:10:00,486 Yes, it is. Look at my outfit. 216 00:10:00,488 --> 00:10:04,791 That is not actually a refutation of the argument. 217 00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:06,693 Well, I'm not worried about my reputation. 218 00:10:06,695 --> 00:10:09,295 Now that I'm saved, God will give me anything I want 219 00:10:09,297 --> 00:10:11,297 and nothing bad can ever happen. 220 00:10:11,299 --> 00:10:12,432 That's how it works. 221 00:10:17,739 --> 00:10:22,408 - ♪ in my dream ♪ - ♪ in my dream ♪ 222 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:25,245 ♪ you're there in a warm embrace ♪ 223 00:10:25,247 --> 00:10:27,981 ♪ a warm embrace ♪ 224 00:10:27,983 --> 00:10:30,650 Welcome home, Lady Dodo. 225 00:10:30,652 --> 00:10:31,851 And me, Beatrice. 226 00:10:31,853 --> 00:10:33,086 I'm here too as well. 227 00:10:33,088 --> 00:10:35,221 Yes, and Lady Beatrice. 228 00:10:35,223 --> 00:10:38,057 Peepers, do you have your horsehair brush? 229 00:10:38,059 --> 00:10:39,058 Of course, madam. 230 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,627 Shall I brush your hair? 231 00:10:40,629 --> 00:10:43,196 No, the carriage rolled through a pile of cow shit. 232 00:10:43,198 --> 00:10:44,130 Scrub the wheels. 233 00:10:46,568 --> 00:10:47,867 Yes, madam. 234 00:10:47,869 --> 00:10:49,435 And in that moment, 235 00:10:49,437 --> 00:10:52,205 I've never been more proud to be head butler. 236 00:10:56,511 --> 00:10:59,579 It's been a long while since I've been home. 237 00:10:59,581 --> 00:11:03,783 Well, it's not really your home anymore, is it? 238 00:11:03,785 --> 00:11:07,387 Welcome to my home, Dodo. 239 00:11:07,389 --> 00:11:09,922 I have nothing to say to you. 240 00:11:09,924 --> 00:11:12,358 I need audience with the Commodore. 241 00:11:13,395 --> 00:11:16,663 His schedule has been so busy, 242 00:11:16,665 --> 00:11:20,366 what with making love to me and buying me everything I want, 243 00:11:20,368 --> 00:11:23,803 but I'll check and see if he has an opening 244 00:11:23,805 --> 00:11:26,239 other than my vagina. 245 00:11:37,085 --> 00:11:40,119 Beautiful morning for a garbage dump, isn't it? 246 00:11:40,121 --> 00:11:42,288 Yes, the breeze really brings out the trash notes 247 00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:44,257 in the garbage. 248 00:11:45,727 --> 00:11:47,794 Yes. 249 00:11:47,796 --> 00:11:50,930 There's something almost romantic about it. 250 00:11:54,936 --> 00:11:56,803 Cliffside garbage dump, huh? 251 00:11:58,506 --> 00:12:02,175 Oh, just the thought of it makes me horny. 252 00:12:04,145 --> 00:12:05,945 Hamish... 253 00:12:05,947 --> 00:12:08,281 we were having a private conversation. 254 00:12:08,283 --> 00:12:09,982 Garfield, you know when you're taking a piss, you're like, 255 00:12:09,984 --> 00:12:12,819 "Wait a second, when's the last time I drank a bottle 256 00:12:12,821 --> 00:12:15,121 of hot sand and broken glass?" 257 00:12:15,123 --> 00:12:17,690 Ho! 'Cause that's what's coming out of it. 258 00:12:17,692 --> 00:12:18,925 I don't-- I don't know that. 259 00:12:20,228 --> 00:12:21,561 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 260 00:12:21,563 --> 00:12:24,030 Hold on there. 261 00:12:24,032 --> 00:12:26,099 Don't throw that away, huh? 262 00:12:26,101 --> 00:12:27,834 Cheese never goes bad, 263 00:12:27,836 --> 00:12:29,635 but I bet you do, right? 264 00:12:35,510 --> 00:12:37,176 Please. 265 00:12:37,178 --> 00:12:38,478 That really hurts. 266 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,980 Makes me feel very unsafe. 267 00:12:44,686 --> 00:12:46,119 I'm sorry. I-- 268 00:12:46,121 --> 00:12:47,887 you don't know this-- why would you? 269 00:12:47,889 --> 00:12:51,457 But that-- that actually was a major setback for me, 270 00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:53,059 saying that. 271 00:12:53,061 --> 00:12:54,127 It's a thing I do. 272 00:12:54,129 --> 00:12:56,229 Sexualizing women, it's-- 273 00:12:56,231 --> 00:12:59,699 it's really just insecurity, or rather self-hatred 274 00:12:59,701 --> 00:13:00,900 masking as aggression. 275 00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:02,702 I-- I read that in a book. 276 00:13:02,704 --> 00:13:04,303 I just learned to read, 277 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,838 by the way. 278 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,841 Sorry. 279 00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:09,776 I'll go. 280 00:13:19,187 --> 00:13:22,755 Oh, Laverne, I wish I knew you longer. 281 00:13:22,757 --> 00:13:24,590 Maybe you had more worldly possessions 282 00:13:24,592 --> 00:13:26,426 than this lap blanket. 283 00:13:26,428 --> 00:13:29,061 I guess I'll never know. 284 00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:34,367 What else can I burn? 285 00:13:39,874 --> 00:13:42,275 Oh, Lillian, there you are. 286 00:13:47,715 --> 00:13:50,316 Beatrice, would you like some... 287 00:13:50,318 --> 00:13:52,118 ...taffy? 288 00:13:56,858 --> 00:13:58,591 That's the devil's chew! 289 00:14:00,428 --> 00:14:02,762 Don't take this the wrong way, but you're going to hell. 290 00:14:02,764 --> 00:14:04,397 Because of taffy? 291 00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:08,201 No, but the good news is I'm here to save you. 292 00:14:08,203 --> 00:14:11,504 Laverne is dead. Hortense is married. 293 00:14:11,506 --> 00:14:13,005 I'm drunk. 294 00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:14,807 No, Lillian, listen to me. 295 00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:16,542 All you have to do is say you're sorry for everything 296 00:14:16,544 --> 00:14:17,877 you've ever done and you can attend 297 00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:19,011 the heaven party with me. 298 00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:20,880 The only thing I'm sorry about 299 00:14:20,882 --> 00:14:23,649 is that this cocaine wine bottle's empty. 300 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,721 Now I'm gonna go do some drugs 301 00:14:28,723 --> 00:14:31,390 and drink all the liquor in the house. 302 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,692 And then you'll say you're sorry? 303 00:14:32,694 --> 00:14:34,293 Uh... 304 00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:35,895 no. 305 00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:39,799 But I'm trying to stop you from going to hell! 306 00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:42,702 This is really bad. 307 00:14:50,698 --> 00:14:53,132 Dodo! 308 00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:54,533 I know what you're going to say. 309 00:14:54,535 --> 00:14:57,970 Oh, that I find divorce embarrassing? 310 00:14:57,972 --> 00:15:01,507 A social failure befitting the likes of a Scottish viscount? 311 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,808 No. 312 00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:04,543 That I would be the first woman 313 00:15:04,545 --> 00:15:08,714 in my family's 3,000-year lineage to end a marriage 314 00:15:08,716 --> 00:15:11,050 for a reason other than a bear attack? 315 00:15:11,052 --> 00:15:12,484 No, that you want me back. 316 00:15:12,486 --> 00:15:14,553 Oh, I assure you, I do not. 317 00:15:14,555 --> 00:15:16,989 This charade has gone on long enough. 318 00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:19,325 I'm prepared to sign the papers. 319 00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:22,528 Like a fingerless man attempting to operate a doorknob, 320 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,929 I know when I've been defeated, 321 00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:26,999 but I'm going to want a few things-- 322 00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:30,903 the October home in Prague, the eldest emu, 323 00:15:30,905 --> 00:15:33,672 the little man that we bring out every Christmas 324 00:15:33,674 --> 00:15:35,241 to scare the carolers. 325 00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:37,042 - Terence. - No! 326 00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:38,377 No Terence! 327 00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:41,046 No homes, no large flightless birds. 328 00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:42,781 You get nothing! 329 00:15:42,783 --> 00:15:45,284 Commie, you're not really going to let her to do this? 330 00:15:45,286 --> 00:15:48,220 You gave all my money away to charity. 331 00:15:48,222 --> 00:15:50,856 Dodo, this seems like justice. 332 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,060 Well... 333 00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:59,398 I suppose I'll just take the abbey then. 334 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,700 Wait. We own an abbey? 335 00:16:01,702 --> 00:16:05,104 Yes, the Newport Abbey and Balsamic Vinegar Sanctuary. 336 00:16:05,106 --> 00:16:10,809 You see, I-- I need a place to go to live out my life 337 00:16:10,811 --> 00:16:13,045 in my solitary humiliation. 338 00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:15,247 Well, that shouldn't be a problem, Dorothea. 339 00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:16,949 No. 340 00:16:16,951 --> 00:16:19,585 When I say I want it all, 341 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:20,819 I want it all... 342 00:16:22,323 --> 00:16:25,424 From bean to bar, 343 00:16:25,426 --> 00:16:27,126 nook to nunnery. 344 00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:29,628 You get nothing. 345 00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:32,598 Darling, who gives a crap? 346 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,266 We've the Fussleforth fortune. 347 00:16:34,268 --> 00:16:36,101 I give a crap! 348 00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:37,936 I want your money, 349 00:16:37,938 --> 00:16:39,638 your man, 350 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,240 and your dignity. 351 00:16:41,242 --> 00:16:43,676 Oh, my dignity? 352 00:16:43,678 --> 00:16:46,945 Suck a plum, that's good. 353 00:16:46,947 --> 00:16:49,481 I'm giving you almost everything, 354 00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:52,885 and you know deep inside you're worth nothing. 355 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:56,288 You'll never be better than that Montreal brothel 356 00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:59,491 in which you were spawned, you miscreant floozy. 357 00:16:59,493 --> 00:17:01,293 I'd be careful. 358 00:17:01,295 --> 00:17:03,495 She won't have sex with you if you talk like that. 359 00:17:03,497 --> 00:17:06,799 I might be a miscreant floozy, 360 00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:10,269 but I'm the miscreant floozy who's gonna own that abbey. 361 00:17:10,271 --> 00:17:13,138 Well, I suppose there's only one respectable way 362 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,607 to settle this-- 363 00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:17,443 with a duel. 364 00:17:17,445 --> 00:17:20,612 I will gladly duel you, 365 00:17:20,614 --> 00:17:22,648 old hag. 366 00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:27,052 A duel! 367 00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:32,791 What the hell is going on here? 368 00:17:32,793 --> 00:17:36,528 Um, Lady Beatrice locked up the liquor. 369 00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:40,733 Oh, that little bitch is gonna find God sooner than she thinks. 370 00:17:40,735 --> 00:17:44,002 Oh, Garfield, I need alcohol! 371 00:17:44,004 --> 00:17:46,071 Where can I find alcohol? 372 00:17:46,073 --> 00:17:47,873 Where? Where? Where? 373 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,274 Where? Where? 374 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,009 Well, at the-- 375 00:17:51,011 --> 00:17:52,711 there's always a bar. 376 00:17:52,713 --> 00:17:54,646 A bar? 377 00:17:54,648 --> 00:17:56,248 A bar of what? 378 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,318 A bar is a place where people go to drink alcohol. 379 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,419 Oh. 380 00:18:00,421 --> 00:18:04,423 Take me to this bar you speak of. 381 00:18:04,425 --> 00:18:07,593 I want to go where nobody knows my name. 382 00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:17,803 Madam, 383 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,338 Mademoiselle.... 384 00:18:22,276 --> 00:18:23,509 Your dueling swords. 385 00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:27,079 Whoever draws blood first wins. 386 00:18:27,081 --> 00:18:29,181 In the event of a tie, we will do a sudden death round 387 00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:34,186 wherein whoever suffers a sudden death loses. 388 00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:35,421 Mademoiselle. 389 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,557 En guard! 390 00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:39,758 Aging madame. 391 00:18:45,766 --> 00:18:48,734 And one, two, buckle my shoe. 392 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,303 Let us go and have a duel! 393 00:18:51,305 --> 00:18:52,704 Lillian? 394 00:18:54,308 --> 00:18:55,541 Mary, have you seen Lillian? 395 00:18:58,412 --> 00:18:59,912 Oh. 396 00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:01,780 Mary, don't be afraid. 397 00:19:01,782 --> 00:19:04,349 I'm a child of God now. 398 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,784 You can tell me. 399 00:19:06,821 --> 00:19:09,021 You can tell me anything. 400 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,956 As long as it's not a den of sin 401 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:13,091 or a place where alcohol is served, 402 00:19:13,093 --> 00:19:16,995 no harm will come to you or your family. 403 00:19:16,997 --> 00:19:18,931 Where is she, Mary? 404 00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:20,732 Where is she? 405 00:19:22,387 --> 00:19:23,686 Ah, yes. 406 00:19:23,688 --> 00:19:25,655 Classic Double Conundrum. 407 00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:28,891 Pig in a Poke, Reverse Foghat, Schoolmarm's Got a Secret, 408 00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:30,226 and Hooray for the Circus Boy. 409 00:19:33,164 --> 00:19:36,532 Where's my Caustic?, Backwards Bishop, A Rose for a Mute, 410 00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:38,635 and a Portuguese Goodbye! 411 00:19:40,705 --> 00:19:43,206 Paling into a Gypsy's Rendezvous. 412 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,875 It's time for you to fold, Chair. 413 00:19:45,877 --> 00:19:48,211 Never, you bitch! 414 00:19:48,213 --> 00:19:50,046 My glasses! 415 00:19:51,349 --> 00:19:53,216 Oh, A Poke For Polly. 416 00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:04,327 Well, there was a great bit of swashing and buckling 417 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,863 from both sides, but I think it's very clear 418 00:20:06,865 --> 00:20:10,767 that Celine "Chair" Bouffant is the victor. 419 00:20:11,903 --> 00:20:13,836 Look at you. 420 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:17,407 I have your family, you fortune, your manor. 421 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:21,744 Everything. 422 00:20:21,746 --> 00:20:23,212 You're right. 423 00:20:23,214 --> 00:20:24,847 You've won. 424 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,516 Just kill me. 425 00:20:30,588 --> 00:20:32,889 You're pathetic. 426 00:20:32,891 --> 00:20:35,124 Keep your little abbey. 427 00:20:53,845 --> 00:20:58,433 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com