1
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[♪♪♪]

2
00:00:12,912 --> 00:00:15,582
<i>[THUNDER RUMBLING]</i>

3
00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,100
[THUNDER CRASHING]

4
00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:17,078
[♪♪♪]

5
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[GHOST GROWLS]

6
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[BEEPING SOFTLY]

7
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[TIRES SCREECHING]

8
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- [PANTING]
- [GHOST TRAP BEEPING]

9
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[MACHINE POWERING UP]

10
00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:34,121
[WIND WHISTLING]

11
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[♪♪♪]

12
00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:07,054
[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]

13
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[MACHINE POWERS DOWN]

14
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[GROWLING]

15
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[WHIRRING]

16
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[FLOORBOARDS CREAKING]

17
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[BEEPING]

18
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[♪♪♪]

19
00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,754
[GROWLING]

20
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[BUZZING]

21
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[♪♪♪]

22
00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,154
[WHIRRING]

23
00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,641
[HAIR CLIPPERS BUZZING]

24
00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,412
Ew, Mom, I'm trying
to eat breakfast.

25
00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:12,680
Almost done.

26
00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:16,150
Aw, your mustache
is really coming in.

27
00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,419
- Mom!
- [ELECTRICAL BUZZING]

28
00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:22,356
- Phoebe!
- Ow!

29
00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:26,126
I'm bleeding!
You made me bleed!

30
00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,495
You'll live. Phoebe!

31
00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:29,962
Oh! What are you doing?

32
00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:31,799
Neighbor's electricity
is running out of phase.

33
00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:34,301
- I tied in, bumped us up to 220.
- Take that off.

34
00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:35,536
Now I can run my lathe.

35
00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,671
And you didn't think
to ask me?

36
00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:40,374
I mean, you just demonstrate
zero aptitude for science.

37
00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,643
- Uh-huh, got it.
- You're better at other things.

38
00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,944
- Like quesadillas.
- My hair dryer.

39
00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:47,014
- Your quesadillas are excellent.
- Thank you.

40
00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:48,482
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- Now what?

41
00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,150
- TREVOR: Mom!
- [SIGHS]

42
00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:53,187
- Really? You don't have legs?
- TREVOR: I'm not an adult.

43
00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:59,093
I'm literally driving
to pick up a check right now.

44
00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,361
You win lottery?

45
00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,096
Kind of. My father died.

46
00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,831
Relax.
I didn't even know him.

47
00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,265
I'm surprised
he left me anything.

48
00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,767
- Sounds like my father.
- Yeah?

49
00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,402
Did your dad
abandon your family

50
00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,571
and move to a farm
in the middle of nowhere?

51
00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,339
No.

52
00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,074
Look, I...

53
00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,678
I know I have not been
a reliable or consistent tenant.

54
00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,013
But if you give me a week
to settle loose ends,

55
00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,082
I'll be back
with everything I owe.

56
00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,151
[THUD, LIGHTS CLICKING]

57
00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:26,320
I can fix that!

58
00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:27,688
Listen,

59
00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,723
I wait for you to leave,

60
00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,924
then I change locks.

61
00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,865
[SHIRLEY ELLIS'
"THE CLAPPING SONG" PLAYING]

62
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<i>♪ Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine ♪</i>

63
00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:46,740
<i>♪ The monkey chewed tobacco
On the streetcar line ♪</i>

64
00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:49,443
<i>♪ The line broke
The monkey got choked ♪</i>

65
00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,112
<i>♪ The all went to heaven
In a little rowboat ♪</i>

66
00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,782
<i>♪ Clap and pat
Clap, pat ♪</i>

67
00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,350
<i>♪ Clap, pat ♪</i>

68
00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:58,652
<i>♪ Clap, slap
Clap, pat ♪</i>

69
00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,755
<i>♪ Clap your hand
Pat it on your partner's hand ♪</i>

70
00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,223
<i>♪ Right hand ♪</i>

71
00:07:03,357 --> 00:07:04,825
<i>♪ Clap slap, clap your hand ♪</i>

72
00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:06,226
<i>♪ Slap your thigh ♪</i>

73
00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,262
<i>♪ And sing a little song, go ♪</i>

74
00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:13,400
<i>♪ My mother told me
If I was goody ♪</i>

75
00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:16,370
<i>♪ That she would buy me... ♪</i>

76
00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:19,072
There it is.
This is Summerville.

77
00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,940
This is where
your grandfather lived.

78
00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,142
And died.

79
00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:24,445
Ah, come on.
Not a single bar?

80
00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,547
- There'd better be a bar.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

81
00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,081
That's funny.

82
00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:31,118
[♪♪♪]

83
00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,164
"Behold,

84
00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:46,800
"there was a great earthquake.

85
00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:49,136
"The sun became
as black as cloth,

86
00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,938
"the seas boiled,

87
00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,240
"the moon became as blood,

88
00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:54,908
"the skies fell.

89
00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,443
Revelation 6:12."

90
00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,513
That was normal.

91
00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,316
Hey, maybe it's a good thing
you never met your dad.

92
00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:06,119
[WEATHER VANE CREAKING]

93
00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:16,597
Great. You didn't tell us
we inherited a murder house.

94
00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,767
And just think.

95
00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,936
Now all of this is ours.

96
00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:37,317
Pheebs, be a dear and break
into your grandfather's house.

97
00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,170
[WIND WHISTLING]

98
00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:00,674
CALLIE:
Nice.

99
00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:06,580
Oh, boy.

100
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:11,752
[SCOFFS]

101
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,487
Not a single photo.

102
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:27,534
[♪♪♪]

103
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,704
Rats.

104
00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:37,045
You gotta see the gold mine
of junk I found out back.

105
00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,245
Great.

106
00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,381
Oh, my God,
this is so much worse

107
00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:43,283
than I thought it was gonna be.

108
00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,623
[RUMBLING]

109
00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,431
Under the dining table now!

110
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,101
Phoebe.

111
00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,138
Remember that summer
we died under a table?

112
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,407
Of course this place is built
on a fault line.

113
00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:08,742
Probably just fracking.

114
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,711
It's fracking annoying,
is what it is.

115
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,314
It's okay,
we're only here for a week.

116
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,818
Um, give or take.

117
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,622
What does that mean?

118
00:10:24,092 --> 00:10:25,926
It means we're staying.

119
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,961
TREVOR: You said we'd
only be here for a week!

120
00:10:28,096 --> 00:10:30,731
Yeah, well, that was
before we got evicted.

121
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,332
You said
you had money saved up.

122
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,569
- That was before I had children.
- Oh!

123
00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:37,838
To be fair, you've never
been good with money.

124
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,339
CALLIE:
Thanks, Pheebs.

125
00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:41,875
[SIGHS]

126
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,479
What's that?

127
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:46,847
How am I supposed to know?

128
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,184
[DOOR OPENS]

129
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,686
Can I help you?

130
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,057
[♪♪♪]

131
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:02,496
Um, hi. We're...
We're the, um... The...

132
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,197
This was my father's place.

133
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,603
Hi.

134
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:10,804
BOTH:
Hi.

135
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,475
I'm, uh, Janine Melnitz.
We spoke on the phone.

136
00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:16,877
I was your father's...

137
00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:19,212
You know, we were friends.

138
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,049
- Very sorry for your loss.
- It's okay.

139
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,850
You knew him better than me.
I should be sorry for your loss.

140
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,020
I just tried to keep
the bills paid on time,

141
00:11:26,154 --> 00:11:28,022
- that kind of thing.
- Like a money manager?

142
00:11:28,156 --> 00:11:30,357
Oh, there was
no money to manage.

143
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,526
He could barely keep
the power on.

144
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,062
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

145
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,562
So he left us nothing?

146
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:39,366
Well, I wouldn't say that.

147
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,601
There is quite a bit of debt.

148
00:11:44,005 --> 00:11:46,740
Ms. Melnitz,
I'm here to sign forms,

149
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,910
pack the silverware
and leave with a rent check.

150
00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:52,512
Are you telling me
this place is worthless?

151
00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:55,183
You mean, aside from
the sentimental value?

152
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:58,351
[THE SHIRELLE'S "BABY IT'S YOU"
PLAYING]

153
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,097
<i>♪ Sha la la la la ♪</i>

154
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,764
Are you going
to that thing later?

155
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,034
- Yeah, probably.
- Where's my order?

156
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,937
I can't believe
a place like this still exists.

157
00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:19,840
I can't believe we have
to spend a summer in this heap.

158
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,176
- We have lives.
- You don't think I have a life?

159
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,910
No. You're a mom.
You live for us.

160
00:12:24,045 --> 00:12:25,179
[SCOFFS]

161
00:12:27,048 --> 00:12:29,349
<i>♪ Many nights roll by ♪</i>

162
00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:35,455
<i>♪ I sit alone at home
And cry over you ♪</i>

163
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,290
<i>♪ What can I do? ♪</i>

164
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,558
I'll be right back.

165
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,894
<i>♪ Can't help myself ♪</i>

166
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,496
Oh.

167
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,965
<i>♪ When, baby, it's you ♪</i>

168
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,903
Hey. Maybe you will make
a friend out here.

169
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,272
- Make them out of what?
- I'm serious.

170
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,776
A new home could be
an opportunity to start fresh.

171
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,344
Just keep an open mind.

172
00:12:58,478 --> 00:12:59,412
[COIN CLINKS]

173
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:05,019
[OTIS RUSH'S "ALL YOUR LOVE
(I MISS LOVING)" PLAYS]

174
00:13:11,092 --> 00:13:14,095
Two taters, three Spinners,
grilled onions, one no cheese.

175
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,496
Lucky, there's... There's
something wrong with the meat.

176
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,932
- I don't feel so good, Lucky. Oh!
- There's something wrong.

177
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,301
- He's throwing up the meat!
- Heh-heh-heh!

178
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,602
Cool place.

179
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,006
Yeah, I'll use that.

180
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,407
I don't own it.

181
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,243
I know you don't own it.

182
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,245
You look pretty young
to own a business.

183
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:37,018
I saw the sign out front.
"Help wanted"?

184
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,121
I... I can be helpful.

185
00:13:42,056 --> 00:13:45,492
Under experience, you put
"friendly" with a smiley face?

186
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,128
I didn't really know
what to put.

187
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,896
I don't think "friendly"
qualifies as an experience.

188
00:13:50,031 --> 00:13:51,865
It's a quality, I guess.

189
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:58,005
- How old are you?
- Seventeen.

190
00:13:58,139 --> 00:14:00,473
Think you can put in
a good word for me?

191
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,243
I can tell them
you have a pulse.

192
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,510
My name's Trevor.

193
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,047
BOTH:
My name's Trevor.

194
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,481
- Dude, that was great.
- Dude, that was really cute.

195
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,252
You have a chance with her.
You really do.

196
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,021
Mmm.

197
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,324
So where you heading?

198
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,958
We're staying, actually.

199
00:14:18,092 --> 00:14:20,794
You know that farmhouse
off the highway with the barn?

200
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,796
Dirt? It was my father's.

201
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,565
Dirt Farmer had a family?

202
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,667
- You knew my father?
- [SCOFFS]

203
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,171
No one knew your father.

204
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,206
Well, I'm sure he'll be missed.

205
00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:33,807
Nope.

206
00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:42,716
Whoa!

207
00:14:44,118 --> 00:14:45,385
What's up, Casanova?

208
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,054
[ALL LAUGHING]

209
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,867
[WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY]

210
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,581
[♪♪♪]

211
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,311
- [BOTTLES TINKLING]
- Ow.

212
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,318
[COYOTE YIPS IN DISTANCE]

213
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,188
[TREVOR SIGHS]

214
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:28,422
Damn it.

215
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,198
[♪♪♪]

216
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,498
[WHISPERS]
What?

217
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,136
CALLIE:
Come on! Bus leaves in 15!

218
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,775
[♪♪♪]

219
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,351
Hey, Pheebs, at school today,

220
00:16:57,485 --> 00:16:59,586
don't be afraid
to just start a conversation.

221
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,521
Are you kidding?
That's horrible advice.

222
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,690
You're literally setting her up
for failure.

223
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,726
Hey, how are the jokes
coming along?

224
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,895
Why should you
never trust atoms?

225
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,599
Because they
make up everything.

226
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,170
- That's funny.
- No, it's not.

227
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,538
- You can drop me off here.
- Are you embarrassed?

228
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,074
Yeah. Bye.

229
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,746
- [HORN HONKS]
- CALLIE: Love you!

230
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,552
- That almost killed you.
- Yeah, with your face.

231
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,688
- What's wrong? You love school.
- I love learning.

232
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,492
This is a state-sponsored
work camp for delinquents.

233
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:42,996
Fine. You can help me scrape
asbestos out of the attic.

234
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,832
I'll take my chances
with public education.

235
00:17:47,368 --> 00:17:49,036
Hey, don't be yourself.

236
00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:56,210
- You okay?
- Ah, yeah. First day.

237
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,578
Can you imagine who they've got
teaching summer school?

238
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,713
I can. I teach here.

239
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,316
Oh, I'm so sorry.

240
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:04,617
No, it's okay. It's...

241
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,555
Most of the kids that go here,
they're not very bright.

242
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,988
Hey, Colin.

243
00:18:10,558 --> 00:18:12,059
He's...

244
00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:14,228
I can kind of do
whatever I want.

245
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,496
Score.

246
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,497
- Right?
- Mm.

247
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,997
- Dream job.
- Mm-hm.

248
00:18:18,132 --> 00:18:19,400
[CHUCKLES]

249
00:18:22,069 --> 00:18:25,239
Good morning, class.
How's everybody doing today?

250
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,441
My name's Mr. Grooberson.

251
00:18:27,575 --> 00:18:29,043
Um...

252
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,311
I know.

253
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,579
You don't wanna be here.

254
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,047
I don't wanna be here either.

255
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,316
Now, apparently,

256
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:38,419
your, uh, school is
still operating on VHS,

257
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:42,123
but, um, I found this gem
in the teachers' lounge.

258
00:18:42,256 --> 00:18:43,656
It's great. It's called <i>Cujo.</i>

259
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,427
It's about
a rabid Saint Bernard that...

260
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,828
You know what? I don't
wanna give too much away.

261
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,599
But imagine Beethoven
if he contracted rabies

262
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,900
and just started
mauling children.

263
00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:55,935
You'll get an idea.

264
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,304
Enjoy.

265
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,474
[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

266
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:06,213
- [RECORDER CLICKS]
- Speeding. Three, two, one.

267
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,483
She sits alone.

268
00:19:09,617 --> 00:19:12,952
An outcast,
rejected by her peers.

269
00:19:13,087 --> 00:19:14,555
But what is her secret?

270
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,124
Perhaps she's on the run.

271
00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:20,327
On the run...

272
00:19:20,461 --> 00:19:22,296
from herself.

273
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,064
And go.

274
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:27,501
Actually,
my grandfather died.

275
00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:30,337
My mom says we're here to pick
through the rubble of his life.

276
00:19:30,471 --> 00:19:34,508
So you're here to uncover
the mystery of his death?

277
00:19:34,642 --> 00:19:35,808
No.

278
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,444
It was natural causes.

279
00:19:37,578 --> 00:19:41,649
Are you sure
it wasn't unnatural causes?

280
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,217
Yes.

281
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,553
Pretty sure
it was just a heart attack.

282
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,455
Oh, the silent killer.

283
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,226
I'm Phoebe.

284
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,860
Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Podcast.

285
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,862
Why do people call you Podcast?

286
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,998
Oh, I call myself Podcast.
Because of my podcast.

287
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,169
[SCANNER BEEPS]

288
00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:06,006
- Doing some painting?
- Mm, yeah.

289
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:07,408
Whereabouts you staying?

290
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:10,578
Um, that old apocalyptic ranch
off of 99.

291
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,346
It was my father's place.

292
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,582
Dirt Farmer had a family?

293
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,383
You all called him
the Dirt Farmer?

294
00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,352
Meant nothing by it.

295
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:22,289
Man spends every week
working a piece of land...

296
00:20:22,423 --> 00:20:24,692
but never seeding,
never watering,

297
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,859
never growing
a ding-dang thing.

298
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,462
It's curious behavior.

299
00:20:28,596 --> 00:20:31,098
Great customer though.

300
00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:33,601
He... He bought
some bizarre shit.

301
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,237
- [BEEPS]
- Yeah, that sounds like him.

302
00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:38,706
<i>[DOG GROWLING,
WOMAN WHIMPERING]</i>

303
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,177
[RUMBLING]

304
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,024
<i>[WOMAN SCREAMS]</i>

305
00:21:00,294 --> 00:21:01,228
What is this?

306
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,598
Hello.

307
00:21:04,732 --> 00:21:07,468
Um, you know, there's
a highly entertaining movie

308
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,769
about a killer dog
happening right over there.

309
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:13,240
- Is this a seismic map?
- Yes.

310
00:21:13,374 --> 00:21:15,942
- How did you know that?
- It's a map of seismic activity.

311
00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:18,145
- Right. But...
- You're a seismologist?

312
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,082
Does that seem
so hard to believe?

313
00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:24,351
Figured you
for a football coach.

314
00:21:25,419 --> 00:21:27,321
Oh.

315
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,423
Um, thank you.

316
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:32,226
These don't look
tectonic or volcanic.

317
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,661
[CHUCKLES]

318
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,496
Okay, smarty.

319
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,264
Here, check this out.

320
00:21:37,398 --> 00:21:39,966
This is a volcano, all right?

321
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:43,836
It builds and crests.

322
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,774
But this is
a tectonic earthquake.

323
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:50,444
Notice a little P-wave
followed by a large S wave.

324
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,683
Yeah, I'm not an idiot.

325
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:59,986
Clearly. Well, this is
the pattern in Summerville.

326
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:04,625
Large P-wave, small S wave.
Like an explosion.

327
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:07,361
- Where is it coming from?
- I don't know. I don't know.

328
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:10,064
I set up geophones,
but I can't triangulate.

329
00:22:10,197 --> 00:22:12,399
- Are you using three?
- Yeah.

330
00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:14,702
I know how many sides
there are in a triangle.

331
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,404
I just thought
you were being obtuse.

332
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:22,643
Was that a geometry joke?

333
00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:25,579
- Yes, that's why I winked.
- Ah.

334
00:22:25,713 --> 00:22:27,581
Uh, that's terrible.

335
00:22:27,715 --> 00:22:29,083
No, I loved it.

336
00:22:29,216 --> 00:22:31,585
Look at this.
I mean, somehow,

337
00:22:31,719 --> 00:22:34,088
a town that isn't anywhere
near a tectonic plate,

338
00:22:34,221 --> 00:22:37,524
that has no underground volcanic
activity, no fault lines,

339
00:22:37,658 --> 00:22:39,727
no fracking,
no loud music even,

340
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,562
is shaking
on a daily basis.

341
00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,666
Maybe it's the apocalypse.

342
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:48,968
[THE NEWDAY'S
"WAIT A MINUTE GIRL" PLAYING]

343
00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:55,175
Twenty-three, 24, 25.

344
00:22:55,309 --> 00:22:58,545
- [TREVOR SHIVERING]
- Hey, no-skills. How's inventory?

345
00:22:58,679 --> 00:23:00,681
Oh, hey, how's it going?
No, it's not good.

346
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,082
It's not good at all. Um...

347
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:04,551
- Does everyone do this?
- Yeah, it's important.

348
00:23:04,685 --> 00:23:06,120
You okay?

349
00:23:06,253 --> 00:23:07,920
Your lips are literally blue.

350
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:09,289
Yeah, I'm fine.

351
00:23:09,423 --> 00:23:10,724
You should borrow my hoodie.

352
00:23:10,858 --> 00:23:12,426
No, it's fine. Seriously.

353
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,861
It's really masculine.

354
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,263
It's got a wolf on it.
Trust me.

355
00:23:16,397 --> 00:23:17,631
Okay.

356
00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,071
I'm kind of surprised
it fits me.

357
00:23:24,204 --> 00:23:25,938
Yeah, it's my boyfriend's,
actually.

358
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:28,208
- Oh.
- Back to inventory.

359
00:23:28,342 --> 00:23:30,544
[BOYS LAUGHING]

360
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:33,647
Okay, we're speeding.
Three, two, one.

361
00:23:33,781 --> 00:23:35,282
Uh, yeah,
just introduce yourself

362
00:23:35,416 --> 00:23:37,451
and tell me
what you ate for breakfast.

363
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,553
Um, Phoebe.

364
00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,488
Toast.

365
00:23:41,622 --> 00:23:45,726
Okay, um, maybe a little more.
Tell me a joke or something.

366
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:48,095
- A joke?
- Mm-hm.

367
00:23:50,164 --> 00:23:52,466
What do you call
a dead polar bear?

368
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,734
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]

369
00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:56,370
Anything you want.

370
00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:58,105
It can't hear you now.

371
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,442
[LAUGHS]

372
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,813
Wow. That was funny.

373
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,449
- You're funny.
- It's a pretty hilarious joke.

374
00:24:08,582 --> 00:24:10,417
Fun fact:
Did you know Summerville

375
00:24:10,551 --> 00:24:12,486
has more dead residents
than living ones?

376
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:15,022
Yeah, that's
how cemeteries work.

377
00:24:15,155 --> 00:24:17,691
Wertheimers Hardware,
run by the Illuminati.

378
00:24:17,825 --> 00:24:19,593
- Lizard people.
- Lizard people?

379
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,528
Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé?

380
00:24:21,662 --> 00:24:23,630
How do you think
we got the pyramids?

381
00:24:23,764 --> 00:24:25,532
- Slaves?
- Movie theater.

382
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:26,934
That one's haunted.

383
00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:28,836
I don't believe in ghosts.

384
00:24:30,471 --> 00:24:32,873
What? How can you...?

385
00:24:33,006 --> 00:24:36,210
I mean, all the evidence!
You don't believe in spirits?

386
00:24:36,343 --> 00:24:38,045
No.

387
00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:41,315
I think we're all
just kind of meat puppets.

388
00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:44,485
There's something
you need to see.

389
00:24:44,618 --> 00:24:45,819
I'll grab my wheels.

390
00:24:45,953 --> 00:24:48,856
[♪♪♪]

391
00:24:54,228 --> 00:24:56,029
PHOEBE:
Are we even allowed to be here?

392
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:57,931
Oh, yeah. Totally.

393
00:24:58,065 --> 00:24:59,800
The mine's been closed
since the '40s.

394
00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:01,468
They just put
all these signs up

395
00:25:01,602 --> 00:25:03,637
'cause of
hazardous chemical leaks

396
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,639
and on account of dynamite.

397
00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:08,942
I do this. Hmm.

398
00:25:15,115 --> 00:25:17,818
The whole town was basically
a mining operation.

399
00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:20,020
They bore out this mountain
like a grapefruit

400
00:25:20,153 --> 00:25:23,690
and smelted everything into
cold-riveted selenium girders.

401
00:25:23,824 --> 00:25:25,359
Why would you
make a steel beam

402
00:25:25,492 --> 00:25:27,928
out of an electro conductor
like selenium?

403
00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:30,430
Right?

404
00:25:30,564 --> 00:25:31,932
Weird.

405
00:25:32,065 --> 00:25:34,334
Until one day,

406
00:25:34,468 --> 00:25:36,837
they were forced to close down
the whole enchilada.

407
00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,071
Why?

408
00:25:39,673 --> 00:25:42,976
One by one,
miners who had worked for years

409
00:25:43,110 --> 00:25:46,914
began leaping down
the mine shaft to their death.

410
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,715
They called it...

411
00:25:48,849 --> 00:25:51,518
[WHISPERS]
the Shandorian curse.

412
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,242
PHOEBE:
Who built these?

413
00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:16,877
PODCAST:
Depends who you believe.

414
00:26:17,011 --> 00:26:19,613
One day, they just showed up
without explanation.

415
00:26:22,683 --> 00:26:24,052
Cool.

416
00:26:27,387 --> 00:26:29,289
[SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING]

417
00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:35,996
[♪♪♪]

418
00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:54,048
What a shitbox.

419
00:26:56,550 --> 00:26:58,418
So, what's
your podcast about?

420
00:26:58,552 --> 00:27:01,254
Oh, um, mostly mysteries
and the unknown,

421
00:27:01,388 --> 00:27:02,823
uh, conspiracy theories,

422
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:04,958
the occasional
restaurant review.

423
00:27:05,093 --> 00:27:07,828
Well, maybe I could
check it out sometime.

424
00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:10,130
- Really?
- Yeah.

425
00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:18,939
The show really finds
its voice on Episode 46.

426
00:27:19,073 --> 00:27:20,607
Okay.

427
00:27:20,741 --> 00:27:22,142
Uh, hey.

428
00:27:22,275 --> 00:27:24,645
Look, this is totally cool
if this is a no.

429
00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:26,213
Uh, zero "presh."

430
00:27:26,346 --> 00:27:29,050
Uh, but, um...

431
00:27:29,182 --> 00:27:31,119
do you wanna
be my lab partner?

432
00:27:32,853 --> 00:27:36,057
Well, I don't think
we're gonna be doing any labs,

433
00:27:36,189 --> 00:27:37,724
but yeah.

434
00:27:37,858 --> 00:27:39,459
Yeah, sure, I'd love to.

435
00:27:39,593 --> 00:27:41,695
Cool, cool. All right.

436
00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:44,197
Yeah.

437
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,934
Well, this is me.

438
00:27:48,069 --> 00:27:49,670
The Dirt Farmer's house?

439
00:27:49,803 --> 00:27:53,340
- Yeah, he was my grandfather.
- No way, dude!

440
00:27:53,473 --> 00:27:55,976
- So you're just gonna walk in?
- [PHONE BEEPS]

441
00:27:58,079 --> 00:28:00,547
- Are you recording me?
- Yeah, just in case

442
00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:02,549
your body's pulled apart
into tiny pieces

443
00:28:02,683 --> 00:28:04,785
by an unseen dark force.

444
00:28:07,121 --> 00:28:09,456
All right. Bye.

445
00:28:23,503 --> 00:28:26,540
[♪♪♪]

446
00:28:43,256 --> 00:28:45,625
[SOFTLY]
Okay, so this is happening.

447
00:28:59,173 --> 00:29:01,008
[WHIRRING]

448
00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:11,618
Hello?

449
00:29:41,249 --> 00:29:44,152
[♪♪♪]

450
00:30:14,548 --> 00:30:16,150
[SNORING SOFTLY]

451
00:30:22,190 --> 00:30:24,158
[GASPS]

452
00:30:26,294 --> 00:30:27,228
[GROANS SOFTLY]

453
00:30:28,695 --> 00:30:31,364
[FLOORBOARD CREAKS]

454
00:31:14,008 --> 00:31:16,910
[♪♪♪]

455
00:31:24,185 --> 00:31:25,719
<i>[WOMAN WHIMPERS, GRUNTING]</i>

456
00:31:25,852 --> 00:31:27,754
- <i>[CHUCKY YELLS]</i>
- WOMAN: <i>No!</i>

457
00:31:27,888 --> 00:31:30,291
<i>[SCREAMS]</i>

458
00:31:30,423 --> 00:31:32,626
CHUCKY:
<i>Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?</i>

459
00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:34,394
<i>[WOMAN SCREAMS, CHUCKY YELLING]</i>

460
00:31:37,031 --> 00:31:38,266
[PODCAST SIGHS]

461
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:40,967
I need to know
what's lurking inside.

462
00:31:41,102 --> 00:31:44,437
- No way. Killer replica.
- Totally.

463
00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:47,108
- A replica of what?
- A trap.

464
00:31:48,909 --> 00:31:49,876
A ghost trap.

465
00:31:53,014 --> 00:31:55,782
Seriously? How do you of
all people not know about this?

466
00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:58,852
- I'm ashamed.
- Oh, I was obsessed.

467
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:02,356
New York in the '80s,
it was like <i>The Walking Dead.</i>

468
00:32:02,489 --> 00:32:04,125
- Then it just stopped?
- Mm-hm.

469
00:32:04,258 --> 00:32:07,028
I mean, there hasn't been
a ghost sighting in 30 years.

470
00:32:08,528 --> 00:32:09,930
[TRAP CREAKS]

471
00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:14,801
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

472
00:32:18,705 --> 00:32:19,906
Wait a minute.

473
00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:22,976
This thing is real?

474
00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:24,544
- Absolutely.
- Maybe.

475
00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:27,348
I found it
in my living room.

476
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,183
She lives on the Dirt Farm.

477
00:32:29,317 --> 00:32:30,917
Oh, the really spooky one?

478
00:32:31,052 --> 00:32:32,619
Yeah, the one
that says "dirt" on it.

479
00:32:34,221 --> 00:32:36,324
What happened in New York?

480
00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,825
GROOBERSON:
The whole city was freaking out.

481
00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:40,460
Then these physicists showed up

482
00:32:40,593 --> 00:32:42,296
with these portable
proton accelerators

483
00:32:42,430 --> 00:32:44,332
and blew the roof off
of a Manhattan high-rise.

484
00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:45,966
<i>[CROWD CHEERING]</i>

485
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:49,170
[♪♪♪]

486
00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:51,105
None of this rings a bell?

487
00:32:51,238 --> 00:32:53,107
It happened 20 years
before we were born.

488
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,641
I believe it.

489
00:32:54,774 --> 00:32:56,210
CROWD [CHANTING]:
Ghostbusters!

490
00:32:56,344 --> 00:32:58,145
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

491
00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:04,251
I mean, your, uh, dad
never mentioned this?

492
00:33:04,385 --> 00:33:05,652
It's just my mom.

493
00:33:05,785 --> 00:33:07,921
Oh, just your mom. Oh.

494
00:33:08,055 --> 00:33:10,690
Um, cool.

495
00:33:10,824 --> 00:33:12,525
"Cool"?

496
00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:14,694
I wonder if this still works.

497
00:33:16,097 --> 00:33:17,764
Should we open it?

498
00:33:20,301 --> 00:33:22,602
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

499
00:33:22,736 --> 00:33:25,638
[♪♪♪]

500
00:33:27,974 --> 00:33:29,210
Glasses.

501
00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:31,845
Two millimeters
of plastic eye protection?

502
00:33:31,978 --> 00:33:33,214
Are you sure this is safe?

503
00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:34,382
Safe?

504
00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:36,417
Heh, no.

505
00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:37,584
No.

506
00:33:37,717 --> 00:33:39,220
History is safe.

507
00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:41,222
Geometry, that's safe.

508
00:33:42,490 --> 00:33:44,557
Science is all

509
00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:47,361
particle accelerators
and hydrogen bombs.

510
00:33:47,495 --> 00:33:49,263
Science is giving yourself
the plague

511
00:33:49,397 --> 00:33:51,198
and gambling on the cure.

512
00:33:51,332 --> 00:33:52,665
Science is reckless.

513
00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:55,202
Totally! Yes!
It's punk rock.

514
00:33:55,336 --> 00:33:57,604
It's a safety pin
through the nipple of academia.

515
00:33:57,737 --> 00:34:00,974
- Ouch.
- Fire it up.

516
00:34:01,108 --> 00:34:02,510
[ENGINE STARTS]

517
00:34:02,642 --> 00:34:04,211
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

518
00:34:06,813 --> 00:34:08,681
[SIGHS]

519
00:34:08,815 --> 00:34:10,650
I've always wanted
to do this.

520
00:34:10,784 --> 00:34:13,320
[♪♪♪]

521
00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:47,555
[GROWLS]

522
00:34:47,687 --> 00:34:48,888
[SCREAMS]

523
00:34:50,191 --> 00:34:53,094
[♪♪♪]

524
00:35:01,235 --> 00:35:02,136
[GHOST ROARS]

525
00:35:04,704 --> 00:35:06,639
- Yes!
- [CAR ALARMS BLARING]

526
00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:08,641
Uh...

527
00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:10,743
we should probably
get out of here.

528
00:35:10,877 --> 00:35:12,413
You're an adult.

529
00:35:12,546 --> 00:35:13,481
Yeah.

530
00:35:14,548 --> 00:35:15,815
And liable.

531
00:35:17,118 --> 00:35:19,752
You know what this means,
right?

532
00:35:19,886 --> 00:35:22,655
Your grandfather
was a Ghostbuster.

533
00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:24,492
Yes, I'm aware.

534
00:35:29,430 --> 00:35:32,333
[♪♪♪]

535
00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:50,551
- [RECORDER BEEPS]
- It has a door and windows,

536
00:35:50,683 --> 00:35:52,652
like any ordinary house.

537
00:35:52,785 --> 00:35:54,455
But the distinct smell
of evil...

538
00:35:54,588 --> 00:35:56,323
[SNIFFS]

539
00:35:56,457 --> 00:35:58,225
[WHISPERS]
...is prominent.

540
00:35:58,359 --> 00:35:59,560
What are you doing?

541
00:35:59,692 --> 00:36:02,129
Oh, um,
giving a little color.

542
00:36:02,263 --> 00:36:03,631
Setting the mood.

543
00:36:03,763 --> 00:36:05,665
It's creepy.
I dig it.

544
00:36:09,637 --> 00:36:11,505
Wow.

545
00:36:11,639 --> 00:36:12,972
Cool.

546
00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:17,810
Whoa. Aztec death whistle.

547
00:36:17,944 --> 00:36:19,946
It's designed
to ward off evil spirits.

548
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,814
It's got
a really horrifying sound...

549
00:36:21,948 --> 00:36:24,118
[WHISTLE SCREECHING]

550
00:36:25,653 --> 00:36:26,719
What...?

551
00:36:28,788 --> 00:36:30,690
Um, what the hell is that?

552
00:36:30,823 --> 00:36:32,725
Aztec death whistle.
Can I keep it?

553
00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:35,129
Yes, please.
Just don't do that again.

554
00:36:37,565 --> 00:36:38,998
Hi.

555
00:36:39,133 --> 00:36:40,267
Hello again.

556
00:36:41,901 --> 00:36:43,870
You brought them home.

557
00:36:45,139 --> 00:36:47,441
- It's a service I provide.
- Are...?

558
00:36:47,575 --> 00:36:50,177
- Well, I'm also an escort.
- Mmm...?

559
00:36:50,311 --> 00:36:52,379
- That came out wrong.
- Kind of... Yep.

560
00:36:52,513 --> 00:36:54,181
The truth is,
I've always wondered

561
00:36:54,315 --> 00:36:57,084
what lurked
inside this haunt box.

562
00:36:57,218 --> 00:36:59,587
Right. Well, the only thing
lurking inside here

563
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,422
is my slowly dying soul.

564
00:37:01,555 --> 00:37:03,090
Is that what that smell is?

565
00:37:03,224 --> 00:37:05,792
Well, it's not dinner, so...

566
00:37:05,925 --> 00:37:07,328
Well, all right.

567
00:37:07,461 --> 00:37:08,861
[GROOBERSON & CALLIE CHUCKLE]

568
00:37:08,995 --> 00:37:12,600
- Um, would you...
- Sure.

569
00:37:12,732 --> 00:37:14,568
- ...like...?
- Yeah.

570
00:37:14,702 --> 00:37:16,237
I don't have any food.

571
00:37:16,370 --> 00:37:17,504
- It's fine.
- Okay, tour.

572
00:37:17,638 --> 00:37:18,871
- Great.
- Great.

573
00:37:20,341 --> 00:37:22,109
CALLIE:
Here's the dining room.

574
00:37:26,313 --> 00:37:28,848
I think Grooberson's trying
to bone your mom.

575
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:32,852
Oh.

576
00:37:34,054 --> 00:37:35,723
That doesn't bother you?

577
00:37:35,888 --> 00:37:37,591
No, of course it bothers me.

578
00:37:37,725 --> 00:37:41,128
I just don't exhibit emotions
the same way everyone else does.

579
00:37:41,262 --> 00:37:43,397
Inside, I'm vomiting.

580
00:37:48,035 --> 00:37:48,935
Wait.

581
00:37:50,371 --> 00:37:51,971
Isn't this
what we saw earlier?

582
00:37:58,045 --> 00:38:01,415
"The Sumerians believed
in a land of the dead,

583
00:38:01,548 --> 00:38:06,320
"a dark and shadowy realm
within the bowels of the earth.

584
00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:11,492
<i>"The souls of the dead are
ruled by a mighty god, Gozer,</i>

585
00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:14,994
"and protected
by a powerful Gatekeeper

586
00:38:15,129 --> 00:38:18,465
"and Keymaster, in order
that Gozer might rise up

587
00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:20,800
"and walk the human plane again.

588
00:38:20,933 --> 00:38:25,239
The Gatekeeper and Keymaster
must assume the form of beasts."

589
00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:29,343
What did we let out?

590
00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:32,979
[FUNKADELIC'S
"CAN YOU GET TO THAT" PLAYING]

591
00:38:33,113 --> 00:38:34,847
Yum.

592
00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:36,684
Has this ever
been cleaned before?

593
00:38:36,816 --> 00:38:38,152
Not by me.

594
00:38:38,285 --> 00:38:40,387
We're heading up the mountain.

595
00:38:42,222 --> 00:38:43,157
You coming?

596
00:38:56,637 --> 00:39:02,743
<i>♪ I once had a life
Or rather, life had me ♪</i>

597
00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:06,046
<i>♪ I was one among many ♪</i>

598
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:09,550
<i>♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪</i>

599
00:39:09,683 --> 00:39:13,020
<i>♪ Well, I read
An old quotation ♪</i>

600
00:39:13,153 --> 00:39:16,223
<i>♪ In a book just yesterday ♪</i>

601
00:39:16,357 --> 00:39:19,393
<i>♪ Said, "Gonna reap
Just what you sow ♪</i>

602
00:39:19,526 --> 00:39:22,529
<i>♪ The debts you make
You have to pay" ♪</i>

603
00:39:22,663 --> 00:39:24,231
[♪♪♪]

604
00:39:24,365 --> 00:39:28,000
Rivers are like
the moms of canyons.

605
00:39:28,135 --> 00:39:30,237
Basically,
when you think about it.

606
00:39:33,841 --> 00:39:35,075
[WIND WHISTLING]

607
00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:36,844
[BOARDS CREAKING]

608
00:39:38,011 --> 00:39:39,413
[TREVOR EXHALES SHARPLY]

609
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,349
[SIGHS]

610
00:39:47,488 --> 00:39:49,223
- [SIGHS]
- [CHUCKLES]

611
00:39:50,691 --> 00:39:52,593
Why'd you bring me up here?

612
00:39:54,595 --> 00:39:56,296
Entertainment value.

613
00:39:56,430 --> 00:39:58,298
Can you juggle?

614
00:39:58,432 --> 00:40:02,302
- [GUNSHOT]
- [ALL CHUCKLE]

615
00:40:02,436 --> 00:40:04,872
- BOY: It's not funny.
- What are you doing here

616
00:40:05,005 --> 00:40:06,440
in Summerville anyway?

617
00:40:09,076 --> 00:40:12,212
Honestly, my mom won't say it,
but we're broke.

618
00:40:12,346 --> 00:40:15,082
We got evicted, and the only
thing that's left in our name

619
00:40:15,215 --> 00:40:17,117
is this creepy, old farmhouse
our grandfather left us

620
00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:19,420
in the middle of nowhere.

621
00:40:19,553 --> 00:40:21,455
No offense.

622
00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:23,590
I'm not offended.

623
00:40:23,724 --> 00:40:25,559
This place is a dump.

624
00:40:27,927 --> 00:40:29,229
Then why do you live here?

625
00:40:29,363 --> 00:40:32,099
I'm fourth-generation dump,
so...

626
00:40:32,232 --> 00:40:33,267
Oh.

627
00:40:36,069 --> 00:40:37,771
You think you'll ever leave?

628
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,777
I mean, if I don't,
what does that say about me?

629
00:40:43,911 --> 00:40:46,447
- You don't have a car.
- [CHUCKLES]

630
00:40:47,481 --> 00:40:49,516
What the hell? Get out.

631
00:40:49,650 --> 00:40:52,186
[♪♪♪]

632
00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:53,454
[LOW RUMBLING]

633
00:40:54,922 --> 00:40:56,857
What is that?

634
00:40:56,989 --> 00:40:57,858
I don't know.

635
00:40:57,990 --> 00:41:02,496
GHOST:
<i>Gozer.</i>

636
00:41:11,738 --> 00:41:13,140
What was that?

637
00:41:13,273 --> 00:41:15,108
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

638
00:41:16,743 --> 00:41:18,278
[ALL LAUGHING]

639
00:41:20,214 --> 00:41:21,615
BOY:
It's not funny.

640
00:41:23,717 --> 00:41:25,686
GROOBERSON:
What is this?

641
00:41:25,819 --> 00:41:28,956
- That's a map.
- Yeah, I know it's a...

642
00:41:29,122 --> 00:41:31,592
A map. But this...

643
00:41:31,725 --> 00:41:34,661
This thing's ancient. It's
written in a kind of cuneiform.

644
00:41:34,795 --> 00:41:36,964
Oh, yeah?

645
00:41:37,097 --> 00:41:38,866
This is Summerville.

646
00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:41,034
- That doesn't make sense.
- No, not at all.

647
00:41:41,168 --> 00:41:43,871
Summerville's not even 100
years old, but this is written

648
00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:45,639
in a language
from thousands of years ago.

649
00:41:45,772 --> 00:41:48,208
For all I know,
that's the language he spoke.

650
00:41:49,309 --> 00:41:51,144
That's it?

651
00:41:51,278 --> 00:41:52,880
You don't think
this is incredible

652
00:41:53,013 --> 00:41:55,048
and bizarre and fascinating?

653
00:41:57,351 --> 00:41:58,318
Can I have this?

654
00:41:58,452 --> 00:42:00,020
Yeah, sure. Weirdo.

655
00:42:00,153 --> 00:42:02,489
That's how it starts.
First there's a map.

656
00:42:02,623 --> 00:42:04,191
Then you move
into a haunted house.

657
00:42:04,324 --> 00:42:07,327
Then everyone's calling you
the Dirt Farmer.

658
00:42:07,461 --> 00:42:09,696
What about Phoebe?
Think she'd want any of this?

659
00:42:09,830 --> 00:42:13,066
Oh, I'm sure
Phoebe will find something.

660
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,868
[WHIRRING]

661
00:42:15,002 --> 00:42:18,839
[♪♪♪]

662
00:42:18,972 --> 00:42:21,508
[GROOBERSON SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY,
THEN CALLIE LAUGHS]

663
00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:53,073
[SIGHS]

664
00:43:02,683 --> 00:43:03,817
Hello?

665
00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:11,925
[MACHINE POWERING UP]

666
00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:16,930
[LIGHT RATTLING]

667
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,908
[LATCH CLICKS]

668
00:43:46,893 --> 00:43:49,796
[♪♪♪]

669
00:44:12,619 --> 00:44:13,720
[GASPS]

670
00:45:00,168 --> 00:45:02,669
Two of the CRT emitters
are missing.

671
00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:07,774
[TOOLS RATTLE]

672
00:45:09,810 --> 00:45:11,012
Thanks.

673
00:45:27,061 --> 00:45:30,230
How on earth did you build
such a small cyclotron?

674
00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:35,001
Got it. You're a genius.

675
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,607
Needle-nose pliers?

676
00:45:49,683 --> 00:45:52,619
<i>Are you troubled by
strange noises in the night?</i>

677
00:45:52,753 --> 00:45:54,387
<i>Do you experience
feelings of dread</i>

678
00:45:54,521 --> 00:45:55,789
<i>in your basement or attic?</i>

679
00:45:55,922 --> 00:45:57,424
PETER:
<i>Have you or any of your family</i>

680
00:45:57,557 --> 00:45:59,160
<i>ever seen a spook, specter
or ghost?</i>

681
00:45:59,292 --> 00:46:00,427
RAY:
<i>If the answer is yes,</i>

682
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,063
<i>don't wait another minute.</i>

683
00:46:02,196 --> 00:46:04,431
- <i>Call the professionals.</i>
- ALL: <i>Ghostbusters.</i>

684
00:46:04,564 --> 00:46:07,334
<i>Our courteous and efficient
staff is on call 24 hours a day</i>

685
00:46:07,467 --> 00:46:09,770
<i>to serve all your
supernatural elimination needs.</i>

686
00:46:09,903 --> 00:46:11,471
ALL:
<i>We're ready to believe you.</i>

687
00:46:11,605 --> 00:46:13,507
Hey, you're awake.

688
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,742
What are you up to?

689
00:46:15,876 --> 00:46:17,078
Experiments.

690
00:46:17,211 --> 00:46:19,180
Ugh, lame.

691
00:46:19,312 --> 00:46:21,515
Oh, you found popcorn.

692
00:46:23,251 --> 00:46:24,985
What kind of scientist
was Grandpa?

693
00:46:25,119 --> 00:46:27,188
The kind
that repels loved ones.

694
00:46:28,622 --> 00:46:31,358
- Maybe a physicist?
- Sure.

695
00:46:31,491 --> 00:46:35,129
So tomorrow I was thinking
of grabbing dinner with Gary.

696
00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:37,664
Who's Gary?

697
00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:39,432
Mr. Grooberson.

698
00:46:40,534 --> 00:46:43,171
His name is Gary Grooberson?

699
00:46:43,303 --> 00:46:45,305
You have a date
with Gary Grooberson.

700
00:46:45,438 --> 00:46:46,740
It's just dinner.

701
00:46:46,873 --> 00:46:48,408
Good night, Phoebe.

702
00:46:50,077 --> 00:46:51,279
Don't be yourself.

703
00:46:51,411 --> 00:46:52,846
[CHUCKLES]

704
00:46:57,084 --> 00:46:58,119
[MOUSEPAD CLICKS]

705
00:47:02,522 --> 00:47:05,059
[♪♪♪]

706
00:47:19,506 --> 00:47:21,341
Welcome to Rust City.

707
00:47:21,474 --> 00:47:24,145
This is where they processed
all the raw selenium?

708
00:47:24,278 --> 00:47:25,378
Yeah, I guess.

709
00:47:27,547 --> 00:47:28,849
[GRUNTS]

710
00:47:31,818 --> 00:47:32,886
Cool.

711
00:47:34,288 --> 00:47:35,655
How'd you
know how to fix it?

712
00:47:35,789 --> 00:47:37,824
I mean, no offense,
but you are 12.

713
00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:41,028
I kind of met
my grandfather last night.

714
00:47:41,162 --> 00:47:43,231
He showed me what to do.

715
00:47:43,363 --> 00:47:46,633
No way. Was he, like,
howling and clanking chains?

716
00:47:46,766 --> 00:47:49,669
- No. That would've been weird.
- Oh.

717
00:47:49,803 --> 00:47:50,971
Switch me on.

718
00:47:58,845 --> 00:48:00,847
[PROTON PACK POWERING UP]

719
00:48:16,830 --> 00:48:18,565
[BEEPING SOFTLY]

720
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,102
[SIGHS]

721
00:48:23,837 --> 00:48:24,738
[SIGHS]

722
00:48:31,945 --> 00:48:33,847
[HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING]

723
00:48:40,221 --> 00:48:42,189
Safety's off.

724
00:48:42,323 --> 00:48:43,391
[RECORDER BEEPS]

725
00:48:43,556 --> 00:48:44,958
Her feet are planted.

726
00:48:45,092 --> 00:48:46,693
Her face is poised.

727
00:48:46,826 --> 00:48:48,695
Will this be
the moment of her death?

728
00:48:48,828 --> 00:48:50,630
[WHISPERS]
Nobody knows.

729
00:48:58,272 --> 00:48:59,706
Yeah!

730
00:48:59,839 --> 00:49:00,740
[LAUGHS]

731
00:49:00,874 --> 00:49:02,076
Whoo!

732
00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:10,084
Oh, my gosh.

733
00:49:10,217 --> 00:49:12,286
That is the best thing
I've ever seen.

734
00:49:12,420 --> 00:49:13,954
[SHUTTER CLICKS]

735
00:49:18,292 --> 00:49:19,427
Did I hit it?

736
00:49:21,329 --> 00:49:23,697
You didn't hit it.
You destroyed it!

737
00:49:23,830 --> 00:49:26,833
It doesn't even exist anymore!

738
00:49:26,967 --> 00:49:28,202
My turn.

739
00:49:28,336 --> 00:49:30,304
[GHOST GROWLS, THEN GROANING]

740
00:49:33,506 --> 00:49:35,276
What was that?

741
00:49:35,409 --> 00:49:37,978
Probably a pigeon or something.
Give me the gun.

742
00:49:38,112 --> 00:49:40,480
[GROWLING, RUMBLING]

743
00:49:41,715 --> 00:49:43,451
What is that?

744
00:49:45,319 --> 00:49:46,454
Come on.

745
00:49:48,555 --> 00:49:49,956
PODCAST:
Hold on.

746
00:49:50,091 --> 00:49:51,658
[GRUNTING SOFTLY]

747
00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:54,128
- PHOEBE: You coming?
- I'm coming.

748
00:49:55,229 --> 00:49:56,496
[DOOR CLANGS OPEN]

749
00:50:09,876 --> 00:50:11,312
[DOOR SLAMS]

750
00:50:11,445 --> 00:50:13,014
[PODCAST GASPS]

751
00:50:13,147 --> 00:50:16,050
[♪♪♪]

752
00:50:17,784 --> 00:50:20,321
I gotta come back here
for my Halloween episode.

753
00:50:45,446 --> 00:50:48,715
[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL,
THEN GRUNTING]

754
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:02,729
[WAILING IN DISTANCE]

755
00:51:04,031 --> 00:51:06,200
[GHOST GRUNTING]

756
00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,834
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]

757
00:51:07,967 --> 00:51:10,071
[GHOST CHOMPING, GRUNTING]

758
00:51:15,775 --> 00:51:17,111
[SOFTLY]
It's a ghost.

759
00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:21,815
A-aren't you just a little bit
freaked out right now?

760
00:51:21,948 --> 00:51:24,285
Overstimulation calms me.

761
00:51:29,756 --> 00:51:31,559
[METAL CLANGS]

762
00:51:33,127 --> 00:51:34,328
[GRUNTS]

763
00:51:42,769 --> 00:51:44,904
- [ZIPPER UNZIPS]
- [GHOST WAILS]

764
00:51:45,039 --> 00:51:47,441
[CHUCKLES, THEN GRUNTING]

765
00:51:50,344 --> 00:51:53,414
- Okay, okay, okay.
- What's that for?

766
00:51:53,547 --> 00:51:54,548
I have a plan.

767
00:51:54,681 --> 00:51:56,317
Wait!

768
00:51:56,450 --> 00:51:58,085
- [WHISTLE SCREECHING]
- [GASPS]

769
00:52:04,924 --> 00:52:06,127
[ROARS]

770
00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:07,760
[BOTH WHIMPERING]

771
00:52:11,998 --> 00:52:14,034
- [SIGHS]
- [PROTON PACK POWERS UP]

772
00:52:15,336 --> 00:52:16,870
[WAILING]

773
00:52:21,475 --> 00:52:22,942
- Get the trap!
- Okay.

774
00:52:23,077 --> 00:52:25,712
[♪♪♪]

775
00:52:25,845 --> 00:52:27,515
[GHOST GRUNTING]

776
00:52:36,624 --> 00:52:38,392
I got him!

777
00:52:38,526 --> 00:52:39,692
Quick!

778
00:52:41,162 --> 00:52:43,631
- Nuggets! Aah!
- Catch him!

779
00:52:43,763 --> 00:52:45,466
[ROARING]

780
00:52:50,337 --> 00:52:51,938
[SCREECHES]

781
00:52:56,610 --> 00:52:58,512
[SOCKET WRENCH CLICKING]

782
00:53:01,081 --> 00:53:02,449
[SIGHS]

783
00:53:06,753 --> 00:53:08,155
[SIGHS]

784
00:53:09,789 --> 00:53:11,225
Okay.

785
00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:13,394
[IGNITION CLICKING]

786
00:53:14,727 --> 00:53:16,664
Ugh, come on!

787
00:53:16,796 --> 00:53:18,098
[SIGHS]

788
00:53:20,067 --> 00:53:22,102
- Come on, you can do this.
- [ENGINE SPUTTERS]

789
00:53:24,004 --> 00:53:25,738
[SIGHS]

790
00:53:25,872 --> 00:53:27,107
Come on, darling.

791
00:53:27,241 --> 00:53:30,211
[IGNITION CLICKS,
THEN ENGINE SPUTTERING]

792
00:53:32,213 --> 00:53:33,780
[ENGINE RUMBLES]

793
00:53:33,913 --> 00:53:34,847
Yes!

794
00:53:38,885 --> 00:53:41,788
[BUZZCOCKS' "BOREDOM" PLAYING]

795
00:53:48,195 --> 00:53:49,896
Yes!

796
00:53:50,030 --> 00:53:53,400
<i>♪ Well, I say what I mean ♪</i>

797
00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:55,835
<i>♪ I say what comes to my mind ♪</i>

798
00:53:55,969 --> 00:53:58,539
<i>♪ I never get around
To things ♪</i>

799
00:53:58,672 --> 00:54:00,574
<i>♪ I'm living
A straight, straight line ♪</i>

800
00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:02,775
<i>♪ You know me
I'm acting dumb ♪</i>

801
00:54:02,909 --> 00:54:05,112
<i>♪ You know the scene
Very humdrum ♪</i>

802
00:54:05,246 --> 00:54:08,682
<i>♪ Boredom, boredom ♪</i>

803
00:54:08,815 --> 00:54:10,284
Shit!

804
00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:14,555
<i>♪ Boredom ♪</i>

805
00:54:19,926 --> 00:54:21,562
[BRAKES SQUEAL]

806
00:54:24,098 --> 00:54:26,467
[PANTING]

807
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:27,501
Hey.

808
00:54:29,737 --> 00:54:30,738
Hey.

809
00:54:31,804 --> 00:54:33,906
This is Podcast.

810
00:54:34,041 --> 00:54:35,476
He... He's my friend.

811
00:54:35,609 --> 00:54:37,777
- You have a friend?
- You have a car?

812
00:54:38,811 --> 00:54:39,846
Yeah, it's a Cadillac.

813
00:54:39,979 --> 00:54:41,848
Hey, dude. We need a ride.

814
00:54:41,981 --> 00:54:44,151
- Do you know how to drive?
- PHOEBE: He doesn't.

815
00:54:44,285 --> 00:54:46,754
He failed his driver's test
three times.

816
00:54:46,886 --> 00:54:48,088
Get in the back.

817
00:54:53,093 --> 00:54:55,229
- CALLIE: Thank you.
- It sounds crazy,

818
00:54:55,362 --> 00:54:57,830
but Oklahoma never had
earthquakes. For centuries.

819
00:54:57,964 --> 00:55:01,402
But then, between 2010 and 2016,
they had like a thousand.

820
00:55:01,535 --> 00:55:02,670
Oh, jeez, what happened?

821
00:55:02,802 --> 00:55:05,239
Oil and gas,
that's what happened.

822
00:55:05,372 --> 00:55:07,608
Yeah, they started pumping
millions of gallons

823
00:55:07,741 --> 00:55:10,810
of salinated water deep
into the Arbuckle Formation.

824
00:55:10,943 --> 00:55:12,646
And then
the porous limestone...

825
00:55:15,482 --> 00:55:17,518
Are you drunk?
Or are you just really bored?

826
00:55:17,651 --> 00:55:19,787
Because I think
I can see you falling asleep.

827
00:55:19,919 --> 00:55:22,822
Uh, I just have, uh,
an allergy to science.

828
00:55:22,955 --> 00:55:25,159
Uh-huh.
Have you tried Benadryl?

829
00:55:25,292 --> 00:55:27,661
- I've tried, um, whiskey.
- It's better than Benadryl.

830
00:55:27,795 --> 00:55:30,897
But science is amazing.
Science is pure.

831
00:55:31,031 --> 00:55:32,999
It's an absolute.

832
00:55:33,133 --> 00:55:35,202
I mean, it's an answer
to all the madness.

833
00:55:36,437 --> 00:55:37,837
Why don't you like science?

834
00:55:37,970 --> 00:55:41,141
Was, uh... Was Phoebe's dad
a scientist, or...?

835
00:55:41,275 --> 00:55:43,344
- Oh, gross. No.
- No?

836
00:55:43,477 --> 00:55:45,312
I'm making an assumption.

837
00:55:47,114 --> 00:55:49,016
What's his deal?

838
00:55:49,149 --> 00:55:50,983
Honestly, I don't...
It doesn't matter.

839
00:55:51,118 --> 00:55:54,621
He was fine with Trevor, but
with Phoebe, he just really...

840
00:55:54,755 --> 00:55:56,790
He couldn't connect
with her, so...

841
00:55:56,923 --> 00:56:00,127
Right. Well, he sounds
like a royal dirtbag.

842
00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:02,463
Oh, no, he was actually
just a very ordinary dirtbag.

843
00:56:02,596 --> 00:56:06,899
Well, hey, at least, uh,
Phoebe turned out okay, right?

844
00:56:07,034 --> 00:56:08,635
I hope so.

845
00:56:08,769 --> 00:56:10,037
I don't know.

846
00:56:10,170 --> 00:56:12,239
She really keeps me
on the outside.

847
00:56:12,373 --> 00:56:16,510
She's just an awkward,
nerdy kid, but she's awesome.

848
00:56:16,643 --> 00:56:18,545
I think she's great.

849
00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:20,880
I think you're great.
You're a great mom.

850
00:56:21,014 --> 00:56:22,683
Yeah. You showed up. You win.

851
00:56:23,983 --> 00:56:25,519
I just wish she'd relax,
you know?

852
00:56:25,652 --> 00:56:28,789
- Just get into some trouble.
- There's plenty of time for that.

853
00:56:28,921 --> 00:56:30,557
Maybe she'll take up
pole dancing.

854
00:56:30,691 --> 00:56:34,461
- She's not very coordinated.
- Oh, I don't think that matters.

855
00:56:34,595 --> 00:56:37,030
[♪♪♪]

856
00:56:40,501 --> 00:56:42,269
So, what the hell is going on?

857
00:56:42,403 --> 00:56:44,705
In the 1980s,
New York City was attacked.

858
00:56:44,838 --> 00:56:46,939
I know
the Manhattan ghost stories.

859
00:56:47,074 --> 00:56:49,410
- The stories are real.
- Yeah, and so were the guys

860
00:56:49,543 --> 00:56:51,512
who climbed a building
and saved the world

861
00:56:51,645 --> 00:56:53,881
and fought back
an invading army of the undead.

862
00:56:54,014 --> 00:56:56,550
Not to mention
a 100-foot marshmallow man.

863
00:56:59,653 --> 00:57:02,022
Our grandfather
was Egon Spengler.

864
00:57:02,156 --> 00:57:03,424
He was a Ghostbuster.

865
00:57:03,557 --> 00:57:05,292
DISPATCHER [OVER RADIO]:
<i>All units,</i>

866
00:57:05,426 --> 00:57:07,861
<i>we're getting reports of,
well, some kind of animal</i>

867
00:57:07,994 --> 00:57:10,431
<i>taking a bite
out of Steve Fletcher's truck.</i>

868
00:57:10,564 --> 00:57:12,932
<i>Apparently, he almost took
the whole tailgate off?</i>

869
00:57:13,066 --> 00:57:15,135
- Muncher.
- Muncher.

870
00:57:15,269 --> 00:57:18,205
[♪♪♪]

871
00:57:37,057 --> 00:57:39,760
- What should I be looking for?
- Evidence.

872
00:57:55,442 --> 00:57:57,110
Can you stop breathing
in my ear?

873
00:57:57,244 --> 00:57:58,679
No.

874
00:57:58,812 --> 00:58:00,314
You guys,
this is kind of stupid.

875
00:58:00,447 --> 00:58:02,982
Are you sure you didn't see,
like, a raccoon

876
00:58:03,116 --> 00:58:05,586
or, like, a possum?

877
00:58:05,719 --> 00:58:06,620
There!

878
00:58:06,753 --> 00:58:08,088
[SNORTS, CHOMPING]

879
00:58:11,191 --> 00:58:12,459
Is that a...?

880
00:58:12,593 --> 00:58:14,294
PODCAST:
Free-floating metal muncher.

881
00:58:14,428 --> 00:58:15,429
Definitely Class Five.

882
00:58:15,562 --> 00:58:17,598
Okay, uh, what do we do?

883
00:58:17,731 --> 00:58:19,466
[WHISPERS]
Let's get him.

884
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:20,934
What?

885
00:58:21,068 --> 00:58:22,302
Let me get a photo first.

886
00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:26,807
Guys?

887
00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:28,308
- TREVOR: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- [GASPS]

888
00:58:29,810 --> 00:58:31,845
Whoa. It has a gunner seat?

889
00:58:38,685 --> 00:58:40,187
[WHIMPERS SOFTLY]

890
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,755
- [CREAKS]
- [ROARS]

891
00:58:43,490 --> 00:58:44,858
- Go, go, go!
- [PROTON PACK POWERING UP]

892
00:58:44,992 --> 00:58:47,027
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
- Whoa!

893
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,063
[♪♪♪]

894
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,234
[MUNCHER GRUNTING]

895
00:58:54,368 --> 00:58:55,903
[PROTON GUN BEEPING]

896
00:58:56,036 --> 00:58:57,204
[WAILS]

897
00:59:02,142 --> 00:59:03,477
- PODCAST: Whoa!
- [GASPS]

898
00:59:12,686 --> 00:59:14,221
[SCREAMS]

899
00:59:15,355 --> 00:59:17,424
- [GRUNTS]
- [WAILING]

900
00:59:20,727 --> 00:59:22,162
[LAUGHING]

901
00:59:23,330 --> 00:59:24,231
What the...?

902
00:59:27,568 --> 00:59:29,903
[GRUNTING]

903
00:59:30,038 --> 00:59:31,305
Uh...

904
00:59:31,438 --> 00:59:33,240
[ENGINE REVVING]

905
00:59:34,575 --> 00:59:36,243
[BREATHING DEEPLY]

906
00:59:39,112 --> 00:59:40,113
[GROANING]

907
00:59:40,247 --> 00:59:42,716
- Yes!
- Trap him!

908
00:59:58,231 --> 01:00:00,701
Okay. Okay. Here we go.

909
01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:07,741
[HORN HONKING]

910
01:00:07,874 --> 01:00:09,409
[ROARS]

911
01:00:09,543 --> 01:00:10,744
Come on, keep it straight.

912
01:00:10,877 --> 01:00:12,412
- You try driving this thing.
- [SIGHS]

913
01:00:16,084 --> 01:00:17,618
- Left, left, left!
- [GRUNTING]

914
01:00:17,751 --> 01:00:19,152
[TIRES SCREECHING]

915
01:00:31,765 --> 01:00:33,433
[GRUNTING]

916
01:00:35,069 --> 01:00:37,105
- Ready!
- Trap him already!

917
01:00:37,237 --> 01:00:39,206
- Three, two...
- Three, two, one...

918
01:00:39,339 --> 01:00:41,274
- [HORN HONKING]
- [GASPS, THEN SCREAMS]

919
01:00:45,812 --> 01:00:47,180
[HORN BLARES]

920
01:00:48,782 --> 01:00:50,350
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

921
01:00:51,418 --> 01:00:53,286
♪ On the road again... ♪

922
01:00:53,420 --> 01:00:54,721
[PEOPLE GASPING]

923
01:00:56,124 --> 01:00:57,658
[TIRES SCREECHING]

924
01:01:01,062 --> 01:01:02,162
[SIGHS]

925
01:01:02,295 --> 01:01:03,997
Oh, my God,
what just happened?

926
01:01:04,132 --> 01:01:06,034
[ALL PANTING]

927
01:01:06,166 --> 01:01:07,934
He's heading for
the mountain.

928
01:01:08,069 --> 01:01:09,703
[MUNCHER GRUNTING]

929
01:01:09,836 --> 01:01:12,773
[♪♪♪]

930
01:01:21,015 --> 01:01:22,883
- Closer.
- Okay.

931
01:01:23,017 --> 01:01:24,518
I'm in range.

932
01:01:46,873 --> 01:01:48,241
[BEEPING]

933
01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:49,743
[PROTON PACK POWERING UP]

934
01:01:53,647 --> 01:01:55,049
[SQUEALING]

935
01:01:55,183 --> 01:01:56,616
She got him!

936
01:02:07,994 --> 01:02:10,031
Whatever we're doing,
we have to do it now.

937
01:02:11,398 --> 01:02:12,899
Come on!

938
01:02:15,001 --> 01:02:16,703
[SHRIEKING]

939
01:02:24,678 --> 01:02:25,545
[WHOOPS]

940
01:02:25,679 --> 01:02:26,546
- Yes!
- Yeah!

941
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:27,948
Bridge!

942
01:02:28,082 --> 01:02:29,117
[ALL SCREAMING]

943
01:02:44,898 --> 01:02:46,666
[ALL GASP]

944
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,237
[♪♪♪]

945
01:02:53,607 --> 01:02:54,741
What was that?

946
01:02:54,875 --> 01:02:56,676
I think we just caught
a ghost.

947
01:03:01,815 --> 01:03:02,816
Ugh!

948
01:03:02,949 --> 01:03:03,850
Sorry.

949
01:03:05,685 --> 01:03:07,587
I was here last night.

950
01:03:07,721 --> 01:03:10,624
[♪♪♪]

951
01:03:19,566 --> 01:03:21,235
TREVOR:
Does any of this bother you?

952
01:03:22,136 --> 01:03:23,237
What do you mean?

953
01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:25,505
Dude, your grandfather
was a legend.

954
01:03:25,639 --> 01:03:28,075
You can literally be
anything you want.

955
01:03:28,209 --> 01:03:30,977
Like a influencer or a DJ.

956
01:03:31,112 --> 01:03:33,181
It was easier when I thought
he went nuts.

957
01:03:33,313 --> 01:03:34,648
- He didn't go nuts.
- Exactly.

958
01:03:34,781 --> 01:03:35,949
So why did he leave Mom?

959
01:03:37,484 --> 01:03:40,353
[SIREN WAILS]

960
01:03:40,487 --> 01:03:42,889
Oh, no, no, no.

961
01:03:43,024 --> 01:03:44,691
We're screwed.
We're so screwed.

962
01:03:44,825 --> 01:03:47,061
- What do we do?
- I say we fight.

963
01:03:47,195 --> 01:03:49,629
What? No.
Just check the glove box.

964
01:03:53,466 --> 01:03:54,835
License and registration.

965
01:03:56,204 --> 01:03:57,904
TREVOR:
We were on that big mountain,

966
01:03:58,039 --> 01:04:01,142
and I went to go hang out with
this girl in this mining cage.

967
01:04:01,275 --> 01:04:03,910
All of a sudden, it started
shaking, like an earthquake.

968
01:04:04,045 --> 01:04:05,378
And there were lights,

969
01:04:05,512 --> 01:04:07,848
and then I looked down
in this giant hole.

970
01:04:07,981 --> 01:04:10,051
Inside of it,
right in the middle of it,

971
01:04:10,184 --> 01:04:13,353
was either a person
or a reptile...

972
01:04:13,486 --> 01:04:15,223
Are you even
paying attention?

973
01:04:15,355 --> 01:04:17,557
Yeah. I'm just excited
we're in jail.

974
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:23,331
I thought I heard something
say, "Gozer."

975
01:04:23,463 --> 01:04:27,000
He speaks the truth.
I was there.

976
01:04:28,501 --> 01:04:31,905
Hey. Hi. How...?
What brings you here?

977
01:04:32,039 --> 01:04:34,641
Actually, you could help me
with hiding something.

978
01:04:34,774 --> 01:04:36,210
- Yeah, yeah.
- Do you have priors?

979
01:04:36,344 --> 01:04:37,711
'Cause they'll charge you
as a minor.

980
01:04:37,844 --> 01:04:39,180
You'll get two years. Max.

981
01:04:39,313 --> 01:04:40,914
- Two?
- I'll visit you, okay?

982
01:04:41,048 --> 01:04:42,350
Lucky.

983
01:04:42,482 --> 01:04:44,584
Quit messing with my inmates.

984
01:04:44,718 --> 01:04:46,254
Sorry, Dad.

985
01:04:47,487 --> 01:04:48,955
"Dad." So you're just...

986
01:04:50,358 --> 01:04:53,560
Waiting for my ride. Yeah.

987
01:04:53,693 --> 01:04:55,795
But you look good behind bars.

988
01:04:57,064 --> 01:05:00,201
Hey. Don't we get a phone call?

989
01:05:00,334 --> 01:05:01,434
Sure you do.

990
01:05:04,005 --> 01:05:05,239
Who you gonna call?

991
01:05:07,941 --> 01:05:09,043
Make it quick.

992
01:05:09,176 --> 01:05:11,578
[♪♪♪]

993
01:05:16,850 --> 01:05:18,451
<i>Do you experience
feelings of dread</i>

994
01:05:18,585 --> 01:05:20,054
<i>in your basement
or attic?</i>

995
01:05:23,423 --> 01:05:24,758
<i>Have you
or any of your family</i>

996
01:05:24,891 --> 01:05:26,860
<i>ever seen a spook, specter,
or ghost?</i>

997
01:05:29,330 --> 01:05:31,798
<i>If the answer is yes,
then don't wait another minute.</i>

998
01:05:31,932 --> 01:05:34,135
<i>Pick up your phone
and call the professionals.</i>

999
01:05:37,837 --> 01:05:39,373
[RINGING]

1000
01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:51,185
[GROWLS]

1001
01:05:52,886 --> 01:05:54,322
Ray's Occult, and we're closed.

1002
01:05:54,454 --> 01:05:56,856
PHOEBE: <i>Wait!
I only get one phone call.</i>

1003
01:05:56,990 --> 01:05:58,259
I'm...

1004
01:05:59,726 --> 01:06:01,429
- in prison.
- <i>Hmm.</i>

1005
01:06:01,561 --> 01:06:04,165
The slammer, huh?
I've been there myself.

1006
01:06:04,298 --> 01:06:06,466
<i>I'm not a lawyer,
but I'm listening.</i>

1007
01:06:08,235 --> 01:06:10,338
<i>Are you Ray Stantz,
the Ghostbuster?</i>

1008
01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:13,240
- And now I'm hanging up.
- <i>Hang on. Please.</i>

1009
01:06:14,741 --> 01:06:17,510
I... I'm calling
about Egon Spengler.

1010
01:06:22,316 --> 01:06:24,584
Egon Spengler can rot in hell.

1011
01:06:29,589 --> 01:06:31,791
He died last week.

1012
01:06:35,562 --> 01:06:36,496
[SIGHS]

1013
01:06:36,629 --> 01:06:37,864
Oh, man.

1014
01:06:40,301 --> 01:06:41,601
No kidding.

1015
01:06:44,338 --> 01:06:46,007
Weren't you two friends?

1016
01:06:46,140 --> 01:06:47,841
<i>That was a long time ago.</i>

1017
01:06:48,975 --> 01:06:50,643
What happened to you guys?

1018
01:06:50,777 --> 01:06:52,645
[SIGHS, SCOFFS]

1019
01:06:52,779 --> 01:06:56,649
Oh, well, look, when we started,
busting ghosts was a gas.

1020
01:06:56,783 --> 01:07:00,187
The economy was good.
Reagan years.

1021
01:07:00,321 --> 01:07:01,888
People believed in us.

1022
01:07:02,023 --> 01:07:04,924
Then things got slow,
hauntings got thin.

1023
01:07:05,059 --> 01:07:07,861
Venkman thought
we did our job too well.

1024
01:07:09,230 --> 01:07:12,033
We could barely keep up
our mortgage.

1025
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:14,000
Some actor bought up
most of Tribeca,

1026
01:07:14,135 --> 01:07:15,568
and we lost the firehouse.

1027
01:07:15,702 --> 01:07:17,171
It's a Starbucks now.

1028
01:07:18,472 --> 01:07:20,573
So then you all
just walked away?

1029
01:07:20,707 --> 01:07:22,510
Peter went back to academia.

1030
01:07:22,642 --> 01:07:25,146
He's at SUNY Cortland now.
He's a professor emeritus.

1031
01:07:25,279 --> 01:07:27,881
He teaches advertising
and promotion.

1032
01:07:28,015 --> 01:07:29,350
Winston went into finance.

1033
01:07:29,483 --> 01:07:31,385
He worked hard,
coined a fortune and...

1034
01:07:31,519 --> 01:07:32,552
And I'm here.

1035
01:07:34,221 --> 01:07:37,391
- Well, what about Egon?
- <i>Well, he wasn't helping.</i>

1036
01:07:37,525 --> 01:07:40,894
We went from ten calls a week
to one if we were lucky.

1037
01:07:41,028 --> 01:07:42,363
Egon started to tell people

1038
01:07:42,496 --> 01:07:44,265
that their ghost problems
didn't matter

1039
01:07:44,398 --> 01:07:45,698
because the world
was coming to an end.

1040
01:07:45,832 --> 01:07:47,734
<i>He got spooky. Freaked me out.</i>

1041
01:07:47,867 --> 01:07:49,103
One morning, I go to work

1042
01:07:49,236 --> 01:07:51,138
and Ecto-1, our old Cadillac,
is gone,

1043
01:07:51,272 --> 01:07:54,141
his neutrona thrower,
collider pack, all the traps,

1044
01:07:54,275 --> 01:07:56,709
16 ounces of fuel isotope,
all gone!

1045
01:07:56,843 --> 01:07:57,944
He cleaned us out.

1046
01:07:59,013 --> 01:08:00,548
Now we were the dead ones.

1047
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,450
Don't you think
he had a reason?

1048
01:08:02,582 --> 01:08:04,818
He phoned me
about ten years later,

1049
01:08:04,951 --> 01:08:06,920
some small town in Oklahoma.

1050
01:08:07,054 --> 01:08:09,290
He kept rambling
about "the rising storm"

1051
01:08:09,423 --> 01:08:10,990
and "the huge psychic tornado"

1052
01:08:11,125 --> 01:08:14,928
that was gonna "consume
humanity in darkness forever."

1053
01:08:15,062 --> 01:08:17,098
[SIGHS]
And, kid, I wanted to believe.

1054
01:08:17,231 --> 01:08:19,266
You don't understand.
There is this mountain

1055
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:21,102
and it has these
ancient carvings...

1056
01:08:21,235 --> 01:08:22,936
<i>Kid, there are
a lot of mountains</i>

1057
01:08:23,070 --> 01:08:24,438
<i>with ancient carvings.</i>

1058
01:08:25,672 --> 01:08:27,475
Take a little advice.

1059
01:08:27,607 --> 01:08:29,310
Don't go chasing ghosts.

1060
01:08:31,611 --> 01:08:33,980
Egon Spengler
was my grandfather.

1061
01:08:35,449 --> 01:08:36,383
Time's up.

1062
01:08:37,784 --> 01:08:38,651
Hey, hello?

1063
01:08:38,785 --> 01:08:39,819
[CLICKING SWITCH HOOK]

1064
01:08:45,459 --> 01:08:47,328
- Where are my kids?
- They're in the lockup.

1065
01:08:47,461 --> 01:08:49,330
My children are not criminals.

1066
01:08:49,463 --> 01:08:52,166
- Sure they're not.
- Driving without a license.

1067
01:08:52,299 --> 01:08:55,603
Expired registration.
Speeding.

1068
01:08:55,735 --> 01:08:57,837
They can't be the first
to go joyriding.

1069
01:08:57,971 --> 01:09:00,508
No, they are not.
But they are the first

1070
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:03,776
to destroy half of Main Street
with whatever that thing is.

1071
01:09:03,910 --> 01:09:05,045
Whoa!

1072
01:09:08,815 --> 01:09:10,884
- Sorry.
- What were you thinking?

1073
01:09:11,018 --> 01:09:14,854
You know, you two could have
really hurt yourselves.

1074
01:09:16,624 --> 01:09:18,125
Hey. I'm Gary.

1075
01:09:18,259 --> 01:09:19,826
SHERIFF:
You process them out yet?

1076
01:09:24,465 --> 01:09:26,133
Did you catch anything?

1077
01:09:26,267 --> 01:09:27,301
It's inside the trap.

1078
01:09:27,434 --> 01:09:29,103
- Right now?
- Yes.

1079
01:09:29,236 --> 01:09:31,205
Let's go. You were supposed
to look after her this summer.

1080
01:09:31,338 --> 01:09:33,007
- I was?
- Not you. Him.

1081
01:09:33,140 --> 01:09:34,375
This was her idea.

1082
01:09:34,508 --> 01:09:36,644
But what about our stuff?
The Ecto-1?

1083
01:09:36,776 --> 01:09:39,812
Everything will remain nice
and safe in our impound locker.

1084
01:09:39,946 --> 01:09:42,715
- No! We need it.
- Phoebe, let's go.

1085
01:09:42,849 --> 01:09:44,817
- We caught a ghost tonight.
- [SHERIFF CHUCKLES]

1086
01:09:44,951 --> 01:09:47,621
- Dirt Farmer's family.
- It's true.

1087
01:09:49,123 --> 01:09:50,524
And there will be more.

1088
01:09:50,658 --> 01:09:53,260
You're starting to sound
like your lunatic grandfather.

1089
01:09:54,994 --> 01:09:58,265
- [POWERING UP]
- Phoebe! She didn't mean it.

1090
01:09:58,399 --> 01:10:00,534
You wanna spend the night
in my jail?

1091
01:10:00,668 --> 01:10:03,070
[♪♪♪]

1092
01:10:05,472 --> 01:10:07,174
You can... You can keep it.

1093
01:10:11,811 --> 01:10:13,347
Go. Now.

1094
01:10:16,550 --> 01:10:19,587
- Trevor.
- I'll see you at work.

1095
01:10:19,719 --> 01:10:21,021
Yeah. See you.

1096
01:10:22,822 --> 01:10:23,723
Hey.

1097
01:10:42,309 --> 01:10:43,444
All right, you guys.

1098
01:10:43,577 --> 01:10:44,944
- Remember that...
- [CALLIE SCOFFS]

1099
01:10:45,079 --> 01:10:46,247
Yeah, you got it.

1100
01:10:47,981 --> 01:10:49,216
[CHUCKLES]

1101
01:10:53,087 --> 01:10:54,787
I'm sorry the night
went sideways.

1102
01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:57,291
No. I-I had a blast.

1103
01:10:57,424 --> 01:10:59,792
Why don't we just pick it up
tomorrow night, same time.

1104
01:10:59,926 --> 01:11:02,463
- You really want more of this?
- Are you kidding me?

1105
01:11:02,596 --> 01:11:05,666
We had kung pao shrimp.
We went to jail.

1106
01:11:05,798 --> 01:11:09,136
I don't know how we're gonna
top this. This is a home run.

1107
01:11:09,270 --> 01:11:10,738
[CHUCKLES]

1108
01:11:12,706 --> 01:11:15,775
Um, my life is a dumpster fire.

1109
01:11:15,908 --> 01:11:19,246
I love dumpster fires.
You should see my apartment.

1110
01:11:19,380 --> 01:11:22,283
I don't mean now.
Or a-anytime soon.

1111
01:11:22,416 --> 01:11:25,719
You don't want to...
I'd need to clean...

1112
01:11:25,852 --> 01:11:28,888
This is moving way too fast.
You gotta just relax.

1113
01:11:30,591 --> 01:11:32,859
The kids hungry?
They want some of this, uh,

1114
01:11:32,992 --> 01:11:35,095
unrefrigerated shrimp?

1115
01:11:35,229 --> 01:11:38,132
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

1116
01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:50,077
- We're barely hanging on here.
- You don't understand.

1117
01:11:50,210 --> 01:11:51,779
I understand
you drove around town,

1118
01:11:51,911 --> 01:11:53,614
destroying
expensive property.

1119
01:11:55,282 --> 01:11:57,850
Don't you think your father
came out here for a reason?

1120
01:11:57,984 --> 01:11:59,353
No.

1121
01:11:59,486 --> 01:12:02,189
No. I think
he was a sad old man

1122
01:12:02,323 --> 01:12:04,558
who turned his back
on his family, his partners.

1123
01:12:04,692 --> 01:12:08,195
And for what? For a stupid farm
in a town nobody cares about.

1124
01:12:08,329 --> 01:12:10,664
Where, by the way,
everybody thought he was nuts.

1125
01:12:10,798 --> 01:12:12,865
Yeah, great decision, Dad.

1126
01:12:14,335 --> 01:12:17,071
He was special.
He loved science, like me.

1127
01:12:17,204 --> 01:12:19,839
Why didn't you tell me my
grandfather was Egon Spengler?

1128
01:12:19,972 --> 01:12:22,842
[♪♪♪]

1129
01:12:22,975 --> 01:12:27,014
Hey, I'm glad you found yourself
here. I really am.

1130
01:12:29,316 --> 01:12:30,617
But all I see are reminders

1131
01:12:30,751 --> 01:12:33,120
that I didn't mean a thing
to him.

1132
01:12:33,253 --> 01:12:34,954
He never cared about me.

1133
01:12:41,861 --> 01:12:43,564
He's not nuts.

1134
01:12:43,697 --> 01:12:46,233
Well, then he's an asshole.

1135
01:12:47,634 --> 01:12:49,536
Welcome to the family.

1136
01:12:49,670 --> 01:12:52,573
[♪♪♪]

1137
01:12:58,178 --> 01:13:00,581
[THUNDER RUMBLING]

1138
01:13:11,024 --> 01:13:12,292
[GROWLS]

1139
01:13:17,398 --> 01:13:18,866
[WHOOSHES]

1140
01:13:29,676 --> 01:13:30,677
Yeah.

1141
01:13:37,050 --> 01:13:39,453
- [WOMAN SCREAMS]
- [GLASS SHATTERS]

1142
01:13:46,326 --> 01:13:47,528
Jamoca.

1143
01:13:48,729 --> 01:13:50,297
There we go.

1144
01:13:50,431 --> 01:13:52,466
Strawberry, red velvet...

1145
01:13:54,067 --> 01:13:55,102
Blue velvet?

1146
01:13:55,235 --> 01:13:56,770
[CHUCKLES]

1147
01:13:58,038 --> 01:13:59,773
[RUSTLING]

1148
01:14:16,223 --> 01:14:18,192
[YAWNS]

1149
01:14:29,436 --> 01:14:30,504
[COOS HAPPILY]

1150
01:14:30,637 --> 01:14:32,172
[GROANS]

1151
01:14:36,643 --> 01:14:38,078
[CHUCKLES]

1152
01:14:51,425 --> 01:14:53,360
Aah! Ah.

1153
01:14:53,494 --> 01:14:55,362
[ALL CHITTERING]

1154
01:15:16,617 --> 01:15:17,584
Oh, God.

1155
01:15:18,652 --> 01:15:21,054
[♪♪♪]

1156
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,222
[WHOOPS, LAUGHS]

1157
01:15:56,557 --> 01:15:58,492
[CONTINUES WHOOPING]

1158
01:16:03,830 --> 01:16:05,732
[SNARLING]

1159
01:16:19,446 --> 01:16:21,582
[MARSHMALLOWS CHITTERING]

1160
01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:25,485
[GROWLING]

1161
01:16:35,696 --> 01:16:36,563
Hey...

1162
01:16:36,697 --> 01:16:38,066
[SCREAMS]

1163
01:16:38,999 --> 01:16:41,234
[♪♪♪]

1164
01:17:05,026 --> 01:17:06,159
[YELPS]

1165
01:17:07,361 --> 01:17:09,030
[WHIMPERING]

1166
01:17:10,631 --> 01:17:12,299
[AIR HISSING]

1167
01:17:14,434 --> 01:17:15,869
[ROARS]

1168
01:17:21,241 --> 01:17:24,645
TREVOR: Okay, so,
what exactly is happening with the map?

1169
01:17:24,778 --> 01:17:26,980
See the concentric circles
around the mountain?

1170
01:17:27,115 --> 01:17:28,181
No.

1171
01:17:29,516 --> 01:17:32,185
- Do you see the circles?
- Yes.

1172
01:17:32,319 --> 01:17:34,821
Something's happening
inside that old mine.

1173
01:17:34,955 --> 01:17:37,658
Yeah. I know that.
It's pretty obvious.

1174
01:17:37,791 --> 01:17:39,793
So I did some digging
on the word you heard

1175
01:17:39,926 --> 01:17:40,861
in the mountain. "Gozer."

1176
01:17:40,994 --> 01:17:41,995
You did some digging?

1177
01:17:42,130 --> 01:17:43,530
Gozer was a Sumerian god

1178
01:17:43,664 --> 01:17:45,232
who once walked
amongst the living.

1179
01:17:45,365 --> 01:17:47,501
A soul-eating,
flame-dripping deity of evil.

1180
01:17:47,634 --> 01:17:49,137
And I think it wants back.

1181
01:17:49,269 --> 01:17:50,570
Here?

1182
01:17:50,704 --> 01:17:52,739
I know.
I would've picked Orlando.

1183
01:17:52,873 --> 01:17:55,143
What does the name Ivo Shandor
mean to you guys?

1184
01:17:55,275 --> 01:17:58,146
Ivo Shandor?
He built this whole town.

1185
01:17:58,278 --> 01:18:01,648
He built the mine, foundry,
the school, library.

1186
01:18:01,782 --> 01:18:03,817
- His name is on everything.
- That's tacky.

1187
01:18:03,950 --> 01:18:06,020
In New York, he created
an apartment building

1188
01:18:06,154 --> 01:18:08,722
made out of selenium girders,
mined from right here.

1189
01:18:08,855 --> 01:18:11,324
On that same rooftop is
where our grandfather fought

1190
01:18:11,458 --> 01:18:13,994
to keep a horde of ghosts
from entering our dimension.

1191
01:18:14,128 --> 01:18:17,330
Phoebe, what exactly
is happening here?

1192
01:18:17,464 --> 01:18:20,168
I can only think of one way
for us to find out.

1193
01:18:21,301 --> 01:18:23,704
[ELEVATOR RUMBLING]

1194
01:18:26,873 --> 01:18:28,809
[WHIRRING, CREAKING]

1195
01:18:32,979 --> 01:18:36,249
So, what do a cigarette
and hamster have in common?

1196
01:18:38,452 --> 01:18:41,022
- What?
- They're both harmless

1197
01:18:41,155 --> 01:18:43,757
until you stick one in your
mouth and light it on fire.

1198
01:18:43,890 --> 01:18:45,093
[SNORTS]

1199
01:18:46,493 --> 01:18:48,096
TREVOR:
The worst time.

1200
01:18:48,228 --> 01:18:50,664
[♪♪♪]

1201
01:19:12,086 --> 01:19:13,221
Hey, guys, look.

1202
01:19:39,279 --> 01:19:40,181
TREVOR:
Is that her?

1203
01:19:41,882 --> 01:19:43,416
Is that Gozer?

1204
01:19:43,550 --> 01:19:45,786
PHOEBE:
Gozer isn't he or she.

1205
01:19:45,919 --> 01:19:48,588
Pretty woke for 3000 BC.

1206
01:19:48,722 --> 01:19:50,323
TREVOR:
Everyone watch their steps.

1207
01:19:51,992 --> 01:19:53,127
Another hole?

1208
01:19:55,762 --> 01:19:58,099
TREVOR: I wonder where
this one leads to.

1209
01:19:58,232 --> 01:19:59,633
A sacrificial death pit.

1210
01:20:00,901 --> 01:20:02,335
What were they sacrificing?

1211
01:20:02,469 --> 01:20:04,205
Virgins, probably.

1212
01:20:04,337 --> 01:20:06,773
Tough luck for you, dude.
Sorry.

1213
01:20:06,907 --> 01:20:09,709
Well, statistically,
most 15-year-olds are virgins.

1214
01:20:09,843 --> 01:20:11,478
Shh! Oh...

1215
01:20:11,611 --> 01:20:14,081
Fifteen? You're 15?

1216
01:20:15,582 --> 01:20:17,018
I'll be 16 in February.

1217
01:20:17,151 --> 01:20:18,752
It's June.

1218
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:21,955
What are those holes
in the wall?

1219
01:20:26,060 --> 01:20:27,295
They're vacancies.

1220
01:20:28,929 --> 01:20:31,431
If this is a tomb,
where are all the bodies?

1221
01:20:32,799 --> 01:20:33,934
Found one.

1222
01:20:35,269 --> 01:20:36,469
Oh.

1223
01:20:44,111 --> 01:20:46,680
- What?
- Oh, my God.

1224
01:20:46,813 --> 01:20:48,782
Is he sleeping?

1225
01:20:48,915 --> 01:20:50,784
Dude, he's in a coffin.

1226
01:20:50,917 --> 01:20:55,555
PODCAST: It's Ivo Shandor.
He's been in here for 75 years?

1227
01:20:55,689 --> 01:20:57,058
He looks fantastic.

1228
01:20:57,191 --> 01:20:59,860
You know when you die,
your fingernails keep growing.

1229
01:20:59,993 --> 01:21:01,995
Not true.
Your skin just shrinks.

1230
01:21:02,129 --> 01:21:04,165
PHOEBE: Something was
coming and he knew it.

1231
01:21:07,301 --> 01:21:08,668
I think these are years.

1232
01:21:10,704 --> 01:21:11,905
1883.

1233
01:21:13,773 --> 01:21:15,309
The Krakatoa eruption.

1234
01:21:15,442 --> 01:21:17,944
The most violent volcanic
activity in human history.

1235
01:21:18,079 --> 01:21:20,348
TREVOR:
What happened in 1908?

1236
01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:23,284
PODCAST: Probably the
Tunguska blast over Siberia.

1237
01:21:23,416 --> 01:21:24,551
1945.

1238
01:21:25,886 --> 01:21:27,088
What didn't happen?

1239
01:21:28,421 --> 01:21:30,358
1984.

1240
01:21:30,490 --> 01:21:32,226
Ghosts attack New York City.

1241
01:21:32,360 --> 01:21:33,960
The Manhattan Crossrip.

1242
01:21:41,902 --> 01:21:44,971
- It's a countdown.
- Like a prophecy?

1243
01:21:45,106 --> 01:21:46,406
Do you guys hear that?

1244
01:21:46,539 --> 01:21:48,942
[SNARLING IN DISTANCE]

1245
01:21:58,019 --> 01:21:59,120
Yeah, I do.

1246
01:22:06,426 --> 01:22:08,728
I think it's coming
from the death pit.

1247
01:22:13,767 --> 01:22:14,901
[WHIMPERS]

1248
01:22:21,908 --> 01:22:24,412
[SNARLING INTENSIFIES]

1249
01:22:28,615 --> 01:22:29,549
Phoebe.

1250
01:22:36,257 --> 01:22:37,791
[WEAPON POWERING UP]

1251
01:22:42,729 --> 01:22:45,066
[RUMBLING]

1252
01:22:45,199 --> 01:22:46,100
Phoebe!

1253
01:22:51,638 --> 01:22:52,739
The earthquakes.

1254
01:22:52,872 --> 01:22:54,075
- [GASPS]
- [SCREAMS]

1255
01:22:56,476 --> 01:22:59,180
- Oh, my gosh!
- Phoebe!

1256
01:22:59,313 --> 01:23:01,415
VOICE [WHISPERING]:
Phoebe.

1257
01:23:05,885 --> 01:23:08,989
Phoebe.

1258
01:23:30,444 --> 01:23:32,079
I think he's alive.

1259
01:23:32,213 --> 01:23:35,149
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1260
01:23:35,282 --> 01:23:36,549
- Are you?
- Yeah.

1261
01:23:41,389 --> 01:23:43,157
TREVOR:
Pheebs, what's wrong?

1262
01:23:43,290 --> 01:23:44,691
PHOEBE:
He was right all along.

1263
01:23:46,027 --> 01:23:48,895
- LUCKY: What do you mean?
- Our grandfather.

1264
01:23:49,030 --> 01:23:51,598
He was right here.
He built this.

1265
01:23:51,731 --> 01:23:54,268
He was standing guard,
even when no one believed him.

1266
01:23:56,504 --> 01:23:58,671
He sacrificed everything.

1267
01:23:58,805 --> 01:24:00,274
His life.

1268
01:24:01,509 --> 01:24:02,709
His friends.

1269
01:24:05,979 --> 01:24:06,946
Us.

1270
01:24:11,918 --> 01:24:12,886
Bummer.

1271
01:24:15,423 --> 01:24:16,357
Dude.

1272
01:24:19,060 --> 01:24:20,727
We need to tell Mom.

1273
01:24:20,860 --> 01:24:21,961
CALLIE:
Phoebe?

1274
01:24:23,963 --> 01:24:24,864
Pheebs?

1275
01:24:29,869 --> 01:24:31,771
[♪♪♪]

1276
01:24:36,544 --> 01:24:38,179
[WHIRRING]

1277
01:24:38,312 --> 01:24:40,713
[♪♪♪]

1278
01:25:45,279 --> 01:25:47,680
[CREAKING]

1279
01:25:57,591 --> 01:25:59,826
[♪♪♪]

1280
01:26:24,385 --> 01:26:26,686
[HISSING]

1281
01:26:37,598 --> 01:26:38,831
[SNARLS]

1282
01:26:42,169 --> 01:26:43,703
[ROARS]

1283
01:26:44,538 --> 01:26:46,507
[♪♪♪]

1284
01:27:00,154 --> 01:27:01,055
Mom?

1285
01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:07,261
Mom?

1286
01:27:09,896 --> 01:27:13,334
[WHISPERING] There is no Mom.
There is only Zuul.

1287
01:27:18,738 --> 01:27:20,708
Mom, are you okay?

1288
01:27:25,045 --> 01:27:29,816
[IN DEEP VOICE] There is no Mom.
There is only Zuul.

1289
01:27:29,949 --> 01:27:32,952
[PANTING]

1290
01:27:33,087 --> 01:27:34,388
What's happening right now?

1291
01:27:36,257 --> 01:27:37,924
Mom?

1292
01:27:38,058 --> 01:27:39,226
Is she okay?

1293
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:40,227
Mom?

1294
01:27:40,361 --> 01:27:41,662
[WHIRRING]

1295
01:27:48,702 --> 01:27:50,638
- [ROARS]
- [GASPS]

1296
01:27:52,872 --> 01:27:54,941
Are you the Keymaster?

1297
01:27:55,075 --> 01:27:57,511
- Um, I don't know.
- Mom!

1298
01:27:57,645 --> 01:27:58,911
- What do I do?
- Mom, stop!

1299
01:27:59,046 --> 01:28:00,414
- [CRACKLES]
- Whoa!

1300
01:28:04,917 --> 01:28:06,420
[RUMBLING]

1301
01:28:08,622 --> 01:28:11,692
[♪♪♪]

1302
01:29:00,641 --> 01:29:01,642
Mom!

1303
01:29:05,779 --> 01:29:08,215
What the hell is going on?

1304
01:29:34,808 --> 01:29:36,009
PODCAST:
What is all this?

1305
01:29:37,578 --> 01:29:38,779
This isn't a farm.

1306
01:29:41,382 --> 01:29:42,783
It's a trap.

1307
01:29:42,915 --> 01:29:45,952
[♪♪♪]

1308
01:30:12,446 --> 01:30:13,380
What?

1309
01:30:14,448 --> 01:30:15,382
Nothing.

1310
01:30:17,718 --> 01:30:20,053
This is what he's been working
on all those years.

1311
01:30:20,187 --> 01:30:22,055
- TREVOR: Building this model?
- LUCKY: The detail is amazing.

1312
01:30:22,189 --> 01:30:23,457
No, he came here to finish

1313
01:30:23,590 --> 01:30:25,392
what the original
Ghostbusters started.

1314
01:30:25,526 --> 01:30:27,327
- To trap Gozer...
- Out in that dirt field.

1315
01:30:27,461 --> 01:30:30,063
Exactly. These big silos act
as a capacitor.

1316
01:30:31,865 --> 01:30:33,966
- What's a capacitor?
- Would it kill you to read?

1317
01:30:34,101 --> 01:30:35,602
Would it kill you
to just tell me?

1318
01:30:35,736 --> 01:30:36,969
Once activated,
these towers

1319
01:30:37,104 --> 01:30:38,739
can hold a charge
for one moment.

1320
01:30:38,872 --> 01:30:41,141
But in that one moment, they
can power hundreds of traps.

1321
01:30:41,275 --> 01:30:43,544
So how do we get Gozer
into the field?

1322
01:30:43,677 --> 01:30:45,412
Gozer's protected
by two evil spirits.

1323
01:30:45,546 --> 01:30:46,946
The Keymaster
and the Gatekeeper.

1324
01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:50,217
She needs both of them.
No Gatekeeper, no Gozer.

1325
01:30:50,350 --> 01:30:53,120
First these spirits must
possess two human souls.

1326
01:30:53,253 --> 01:30:55,589
- Like Mom.
- So they can unite...

1327
01:30:56,690 --> 01:30:58,058
formally.

1328
01:31:00,060 --> 01:31:01,261
What are we talking about?

1329
01:31:01,395 --> 01:31:03,464
We're thinking
at least third base.

1330
01:31:03,597 --> 01:31:04,498
Go, Mom.

1331
01:31:04,631 --> 01:31:07,568
[WIND WHISTLING]

1332
01:31:27,554 --> 01:31:29,089
[IN DEEP VOICE]
I like your eyes.

1333
01:31:29,223 --> 01:31:31,692
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH
IN DEEP VOICE]

1334
01:31:31,825 --> 01:31:32,860
Thanks.

1335
01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:41,401
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

1336
01:31:54,548 --> 01:31:55,716
They were just here.

1337
01:31:58,452 --> 01:31:59,353
There she is.

1338
01:32:04,157 --> 01:32:07,494
- Got anything?
- No, just more stupid guns.

1339
01:32:09,863 --> 01:32:13,100
A jail inside a jail.

1340
01:32:13,233 --> 01:32:14,768
What are you talking about?

1341
01:32:15,869 --> 01:32:17,337
No, no, no!

1342
01:32:19,706 --> 01:32:22,776
It's an ANSI Class One
electromagnetic deadbolt.

1343
01:32:23,911 --> 01:32:25,078
I believe in you.

1344
01:32:26,713 --> 01:32:27,714
It's unpickable.

1345
01:32:28,815 --> 01:32:29,883
[SIGHS]

1346
01:32:40,327 --> 01:32:43,330
- What are you doing?
- I have a plan.

1347
01:32:45,499 --> 01:32:46,400
Wait!

1348
01:33:06,753 --> 01:33:08,855
[♪♪♪]

1349
01:33:10,257 --> 01:33:12,125
Come on. Let's go.

1350
01:33:12,259 --> 01:33:13,260
Okay.

1351
01:33:18,432 --> 01:33:19,800
- Ready?
- I'll be waiting.

1352
01:33:22,736 --> 01:33:24,905
[SIREN WAILING]

1353
01:33:46,259 --> 01:33:48,662
[♪♪♪]

1354
01:34:06,346 --> 01:34:07,848
That's my mom.

1355
01:34:26,633 --> 01:34:27,668
What?

1356
01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:35,976
[ROARS]

1357
01:35:01,135 --> 01:35:02,235
Your Eminence.

1358
01:35:03,603 --> 01:35:05,706
Goddess of Gods.

1359
01:35:05,839 --> 01:35:09,242
I have built this temple
for you,

1360
01:35:09,376 --> 01:35:11,179
so that you might return
to Earth...

1361
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:14,247
<i>and together...</i>

1362
01:35:16,683 --> 01:35:17,684
<i>we...</i>

1363
01:35:19,319 --> 01:35:20,687
We can rule the world.

1364
01:35:25,659 --> 01:35:27,227
[GROWLING CONTENTEDLY]

1365
01:35:32,632 --> 01:35:34,202
[GIBBERING]

1366
01:35:50,717 --> 01:35:51,785
Excuse me.

1367
01:35:53,087 --> 01:35:54,321
Uh...

1368
01:35:54,454 --> 01:35:56,224
P-pardon me.

1369
01:35:56,356 --> 01:35:57,824
Yeah, hi.

1370
01:35:58,892 --> 01:36:00,260
Uh...

1371
01:36:03,730 --> 01:36:04,731
PHOEBE:
Uh...

1372
01:36:06,967 --> 01:36:09,636
What do you call a fish
with no eyes?

1373
01:36:13,573 --> 01:36:16,777
A fsh...

1374
01:36:17,711 --> 01:36:19,247
[CHUCKLES]

1375
01:36:19,379 --> 01:36:20,614
Uh...

1376
01:36:21,715 --> 01:36:23,283
A whale...

1377
01:36:23,416 --> 01:36:25,585
There's two whales in a bar.
One of them goes:

1378
01:36:26,386 --> 01:36:29,123
[IMITATING WHALE]

1379
01:36:30,490 --> 01:36:32,459
And then the other one goes:

1380
01:36:32,592 --> 01:36:34,162
"Go home. You're drunk."

1381
01:36:36,963 --> 01:36:38,532
Uh...

1382
01:36:41,568 --> 01:36:43,303
- Okay.
- Uh...

1383
01:36:43,436 --> 01:36:46,207
So a grasshopper
walks into a bar...

1384
01:36:47,340 --> 01:36:48,975
and the bartender's like:

1385
01:36:49,110 --> 01:36:51,511
"We have a drink
named after you."

1386
01:36:51,645 --> 01:36:52,979
Then the grasshopper's like:

1387
01:36:54,148 --> 01:36:57,185
"You have a drink named Steve?"

1388
01:37:00,954 --> 01:37:05,425
Have you come
to offer yourself in sacrifice?

1389
01:37:05,559 --> 01:37:06,860
What?

1390
01:37:08,328 --> 01:37:11,265
Are you prepared to die?

1391
01:37:12,799 --> 01:37:14,501
No, I'm 12.

1392
01:37:17,904 --> 01:37:19,040
Are you?

1393
01:37:21,075 --> 01:37:22,276
[BEEPS]

1394
01:37:30,151 --> 01:37:31,319
Mom!

1395
01:37:33,287 --> 01:37:34,988
[SIREN WAILING]

1396
01:37:52,539 --> 01:37:54,941
- Wait, wait. What's going on?
- Hey!

1397
01:37:55,076 --> 01:37:56,843
- What's happening? Where am I?
- It's okay.

1398
01:37:56,977 --> 01:37:58,279
- You were possessed.
- Possessed?

1399
01:37:58,411 --> 01:38:01,115
- Then you turned into a dog.
- Then you got humpy.

1400
01:38:01,249 --> 01:38:02,283
- Humpy?
- TREVOR: Hold on!

1401
01:38:16,163 --> 01:38:19,799
Oh, Phoebe. Phoebe.
There's this secret basement...

1402
01:38:19,933 --> 01:38:22,270
- We know.
- ...with computers and equipment.

1403
01:38:22,402 --> 01:38:23,803
- Isn't that place insane?
- Yes!

1404
01:38:23,937 --> 01:38:26,773
And it seemed
like he had a plan.

1405
01:38:26,907 --> 01:38:28,276
- We're aware.
- Oh. Oh.

1406
01:38:28,408 --> 01:38:30,777
And there were
all these photos of me.

1407
01:38:30,911 --> 01:38:33,114
Like he was tracking
my entire life.

1408
01:38:33,247 --> 01:38:34,581
- How rewarding.
- Super news.

1409
01:38:34,714 --> 01:38:35,916
We wanna hear about it.

1410
01:38:36,050 --> 01:38:38,152
Yeah, but we're trying
to save the world.

1411
01:38:38,286 --> 01:38:40,654
Okay. Cool. I'm in.
Uh, how can I help?

1412
01:38:40,787 --> 01:38:42,889
- No!
- What the hell was that?

1413
01:38:43,024 --> 01:38:45,492
- That was your boyfriend Gary.
- Boyfriend?

1414
01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:55,169
Inside that trap
is the Gatekeeper.

1415
01:38:55,303 --> 01:38:56,603
- Gatekeeper?
- If the Gatekeeper

1416
01:38:56,736 --> 01:38:57,637
and the Keymaster reunite...

1417
01:38:57,771 --> 01:38:59,906
- Keymaster?
- One second.

1418
01:39:09,683 --> 01:39:10,717
Phoebe.

1419
01:39:10,850 --> 01:39:12,886
You're... You're...

1420
01:39:14,854 --> 01:39:15,989
I'm a scientist.

1421
01:39:19,459 --> 01:39:21,628
- Oh. We got her!
- Yes!

1422
01:39:21,761 --> 01:39:23,097
This was Grandpa's plan.

1423
01:39:24,864 --> 01:39:25,999
Coming in hot!

1424
01:39:30,870 --> 01:39:32,139
[ALL SCREAM]

1425
01:39:47,388 --> 01:39:48,922
Mom, come on!

1426
01:39:49,056 --> 01:39:50,091
Oh, my God.

1427
01:39:55,162 --> 01:39:57,098
[♪♪♪]

1428
01:40:03,204 --> 01:40:04,738
- Get back. Get back.
- Mom.

1429
01:40:08,175 --> 01:40:09,542
- What's up?
- Hey.

1430
01:40:14,315 --> 01:40:15,249
No, no, no.

1431
01:40:51,485 --> 01:40:52,353
Pull the lever.

1432
01:40:52,486 --> 01:40:53,387
Pull...?

1433
01:40:55,256 --> 01:40:56,190
[GASPS]

1434
01:41:05,166 --> 01:41:06,067
Aah!

1435
01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:07,734
Hey!

1436
01:41:19,213 --> 01:41:21,015
Come on,
what are you waiting for?

1437
01:41:21,148 --> 01:41:22,516
I'm waiting
for this thing to work!

1438
01:41:22,649 --> 01:41:23,950
- It's not working!
- Uh...

1439
01:41:25,752 --> 01:41:27,587
[CHITTERING]

1440
01:41:31,559 --> 01:41:32,460
[SCREAMING]

1441
01:41:39,933 --> 01:41:41,734
- Mom, hit the pedal!
- Pedal?

1442
01:41:58,751 --> 01:42:00,121
Lucky!

1443
01:42:00,254 --> 01:42:01,555
Podcast,
what are you doing?

1444
01:42:01,688 --> 01:42:03,090
I've got my own problems!

1445
01:42:19,507 --> 01:42:21,108
[SCREAMING]

1446
01:42:39,792 --> 01:42:42,662
[♪♪♪]

1447
01:42:53,007 --> 01:42:54,041
Oh, no.

1448
01:42:55,775 --> 01:42:56,676
No.

1449
01:43:01,649 --> 01:43:02,916
MAN:
Hey, flattop.

1450
01:43:06,287 --> 01:43:07,454
Have you missed us?

1451
01:43:11,958 --> 01:43:14,061
- Gozer the Gozerian...
- [ALL GASP]

1452
01:43:14,195 --> 01:43:16,930
...in the name of the county of
Summerville, state of Oklahoma,

1453
01:43:17,064 --> 01:43:18,666
the U.S. Fish
and Wildlife Service,

1454
01:43:18,798 --> 01:43:20,800
all the members
of Ducks Unlimited,

1455
01:43:20,934 --> 01:43:23,504
the Association for the
Advancement of Retired Persons,

1456
01:43:23,637 --> 01:43:26,906
I command you under the National
Invasive Species Act

1457
01:43:27,041 --> 01:43:30,244
to depart this world
immediately.

1458
01:43:30,377 --> 01:43:31,312
Bravo.

1459
01:43:32,379 --> 01:43:34,014
- [SNARLS]
- [SNARLS]

1460
01:43:35,115 --> 01:43:36,849
I think she remembers us.

1461
01:43:40,154 --> 01:43:41,921
Are you...

1462
01:43:42,056 --> 01:43:43,557
a god?

1463
01:43:46,826 --> 01:43:48,596
- Ray?
- Oh, come on, Ray.

1464
01:43:50,197 --> 01:43:51,332
Yes.

1465
01:43:51,465 --> 01:43:53,434
Yeah, we're all gods.

1466
01:43:53,567 --> 01:43:56,103
Yeah, I mean, we're all pretty
dang special down here.

1467
01:43:56,237 --> 01:43:57,504
On a personal note:

1468
01:43:57,638 --> 01:44:00,074
I thought that we had busted up
for good.

1469
01:44:00,207 --> 01:44:01,675
It wasn't working for me.

1470
01:44:01,808 --> 01:44:04,877
My friends didn't think so.
I know yours didn't.

1471
01:44:05,012 --> 01:44:07,248
Okay, playtime's over.
Let's toast this muffin.

1472
01:44:10,384 --> 01:44:11,751
Light them up.

1473
01:44:11,884 --> 01:44:13,287
[WHIRRING]

1474
01:44:13,420 --> 01:44:15,389
- [GIGGLES]
- Man, I love that sound.

1475
01:44:17,458 --> 01:44:18,758
PETER:
On the count of three.

1476
01:44:18,891 --> 01:44:21,395
Go on "two." One. Two.

1477
01:44:24,298 --> 01:44:26,933
Yeah, nothing stings
like a billion electron volts!

1478
01:44:36,876 --> 01:44:38,012
Yes!

1479
01:44:39,713 --> 01:44:40,681
- Do you feel that?
- Yeah.

1480
01:44:40,813 --> 01:44:41,749
Uh-oh.

1481
01:44:45,952 --> 01:44:47,787
She's uncrossing
the streams!

1482
01:44:53,227 --> 01:44:54,328
- No!
- Oh!

1483
01:44:56,463 --> 01:44:57,331
Are they dead?

1484
01:44:57,464 --> 01:44:58,499
[ALL GROANING]

1485
01:45:01,135 --> 01:45:03,504
I don't remember
this job being so painful.

1486
01:45:04,804 --> 01:45:07,374
- I do.
- You got a lot of nerve.

1487
01:45:07,508 --> 01:45:09,276
[GROWLS]

1488
01:45:09,410 --> 01:45:12,912
Coming back here,
crawling back to me.

1489
01:45:13,047 --> 01:45:16,350
We could've been the most
spectacular power couple.

1490
01:45:16,483 --> 01:45:20,788
You know, my sense of fun
and your personality.

1491
01:45:20,920 --> 01:45:23,856
But, no, you always had
to vanquish and conquer.

1492
01:45:23,990 --> 01:45:25,526
Always had to maim somebody.

1493
01:45:25,659 --> 01:45:29,163
And that's probably
the number one reason why...

1494
01:45:29,296 --> 01:45:30,764
Good try, anyway.

1495
01:45:30,897 --> 01:45:32,999
Now we're finished, babe.

1496
01:45:33,133 --> 01:45:34,268
We're finished.

1497
01:45:43,077 --> 01:45:43,976
No.

1498
01:45:47,681 --> 01:45:49,616
[♪♪♪]

1499
01:45:56,357 --> 01:45:57,725
Come on, Phoebe.

1500
01:46:14,708 --> 01:46:16,610
[♪♪♪]

1501
01:46:24,485 --> 01:46:25,386
[MOUTHS]
Holy shit.

1502
01:46:39,166 --> 01:46:40,801
[ALL SCREAMING]

1503
01:46:45,105 --> 01:46:47,107
[YELLING]

1504
01:47:09,096 --> 01:47:10,063
We're on!

1505
01:47:16,904 --> 01:47:19,139
[POWERING UP]

1506
01:47:34,254 --> 01:47:36,423
[THUNDER CRASHES]

1507
01:47:51,805 --> 01:47:53,307
[SCREAMING]

1508
01:47:59,880 --> 01:48:01,615
[POWERING DOWN]

1509
01:48:03,983 --> 01:48:06,920
[♪♪♪]

1510
01:48:12,459 --> 01:48:13,794
I thought
you might turn up.

1511
01:48:19,600 --> 01:48:20,501
I'm sorry...

1512
01:48:21,635 --> 01:48:23,170
I didn't believe you.

1513
01:48:25,439 --> 01:48:26,507
I should've called.

1514
01:48:27,774 --> 01:48:29,009
I miss you, my friend.

1515
01:48:33,146 --> 01:48:34,214
[ZAPS]

1516
01:48:35,282 --> 01:48:36,650
- [GASPS]
- Are you okay?

1517
01:48:36,783 --> 01:48:38,652
- You scared the shit out of me.
- Mom.

1518
01:48:38,785 --> 01:48:40,053
I can't breathe.

1519
01:48:40,187 --> 01:48:41,188
Okay.

1520
01:48:42,823 --> 01:48:44,358
Hi there.

1521
01:48:44,491 --> 01:48:46,193
Pete Venkman
from the home office.

1522
01:48:46,326 --> 01:48:48,662
- Thanks for pitching in.
- You're welcome.

1523
01:48:48,795 --> 01:48:50,097
I like your style.

1524
01:48:50,230 --> 01:48:51,732
Who's that one?

1525
01:48:51,865 --> 01:48:52,766
Callie.

1526
01:48:55,035 --> 01:48:56,403
Callie Spengler.

1527
01:48:56,537 --> 01:48:58,038
- Spengler?
- Mm.

1528
01:48:58,171 --> 01:49:01,074
Weird name.
Try to make the best of that.

1529
01:49:01,208 --> 01:49:03,577
All right.
We're gonna have cocoa inside.

1530
01:49:03,710 --> 01:49:05,879
And some of us
will have rum with it.

1531
01:49:07,214 --> 01:49:08,181
TREVOR:
Lucky!

1532
01:49:08,315 --> 01:49:10,083
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

1533
01:49:13,420 --> 01:49:16,690
- Oh.
- God. Hey. Hey, man.

1534
01:49:16,823 --> 01:49:20,193
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I... Yeah.

1535
01:49:20,327 --> 01:49:21,995
My hands hurt
from galloping.

1536
01:49:29,803 --> 01:49:31,438
Oh, my God.

1537
01:49:31,572 --> 01:49:33,041
I totally thought I lost you.

1538
01:49:33,173 --> 01:49:34,675
Sorry about that.

1539
01:49:35,542 --> 01:49:36,710
Well, that was weird.

1540
01:49:36,843 --> 01:49:38,078
Mm-hm. Yeah.

1541
01:49:39,346 --> 01:49:40,547
I'm bleeding.
Why am I bleeding?

1542
01:49:40,681 --> 01:49:41,949
You headbutted a park bench.

1543
01:49:42,082 --> 01:49:43,717
- Oh, right. Yeah.
- Yeah.

1544
01:49:46,353 --> 01:49:47,854
- Hi.
- Hi.

1545
01:49:49,023 --> 01:49:51,792
- Um, back there, yeah.
- Yeah.

1546
01:49:51,925 --> 01:49:53,594
I mean, before we became dogs

1547
01:49:53,727 --> 01:49:57,564
and opened the gates of hell,
I think that maybe we, uh...

1548
01:49:57,698 --> 01:49:59,766
Yeah. Yeah, I think so too.

1549
01:50:01,201 --> 01:50:02,803
But then we saved the world,
so...

1550
01:50:02,936 --> 01:50:04,304
That's true.

1551
01:50:08,508 --> 01:50:10,877
Are you all right, son?

1552
01:50:11,012 --> 01:50:14,581
You just singlehandedly defeated
a manifestation of Gozer.

1553
01:50:14,715 --> 01:50:16,583
You gotta be on my podcast.

1554
01:50:16,717 --> 01:50:18,052
Sure. What's it called?

1555
01:50:18,185 --> 01:50:19,953
<i>Mystical Tales
of the Unknown Universe.</i>

1556
01:50:20,088 --> 01:50:21,989
<i>M.T.U.U.,</i> that's you?

1557
01:50:22,122 --> 01:50:22,990
Wait.

1558
01:50:23,123 --> 01:50:24,458
You're my subscriber?!

1559
01:50:24,591 --> 01:50:27,861
Really found its voice
in the 46th episode.

1560
01:50:29,596 --> 01:50:31,498
What did they do to you?

1561
01:50:33,900 --> 01:50:34,868
Don't worry.

1562
01:50:36,403 --> 01:50:38,805
I'll take you home,
get you all cleaned up.

1563
01:50:44,578 --> 01:50:45,479
Go.

1564
01:50:50,084 --> 01:50:50,984
Hey.

1565
01:51:23,283 --> 01:51:25,185
[♪♪♪]

1566
01:52:31,952 --> 01:52:34,888
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

1567
01:52:38,126 --> 01:52:41,062
[RAY PARKER JR.'S
"GHOSTBUSTERS" PLAYING]

1568
01:53:02,282 --> 01:53:04,351
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1569
01:53:04,484 --> 01:53:08,989
<i>♪ If there's something strange
In your neighborhood ♪</i>

1570
01:53:09,123 --> 01:53:10,791
<i>♪ Who you gonna call? ♪</i>

1571
01:53:10,924 --> 01:53:12,993
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1572
01:53:13,127 --> 01:53:17,330
<i>♪ If there's something weird
And it don't look good ♪</i>

1573
01:53:17,464 --> 01:53:19,133
<i>♪ Who you gonna call? ♪</i>

1574
01:53:19,267 --> 01:53:21,535
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1575
01:53:27,841 --> 01:53:30,011
<i>♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪</i>

1576
01:53:36,250 --> 01:53:38,186
<i>♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪</i>

1577
01:53:46,393 --> 01:53:50,597
<i>♪ If you're seeing things
Running through your head ♪</i>

1578
01:53:50,730 --> 01:53:52,332
<i>♪ Who can you call? ♪</i>

1579
01:53:52,465 --> 01:53:54,367
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1580
01:53:54,501 --> 01:53:58,638
<i>♪ An invisible man
Sleepin' in your bed ♪</i>

1581
01:53:58,772 --> 01:54:00,674
<i>♪ Ow, who you gonna call? ♪</i>

1582
01:54:00,807 --> 01:54:02,943
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1583
01:54:09,583 --> 01:54:11,718
<i>♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪</i>

1584
01:54:17,858 --> 01:54:19,960
<i>♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪</i>

1585
01:54:24,098 --> 01:54:25,532
<i>♪ Who you gonna call? ♪</i>

1586
01:54:25,665 --> 01:54:28,069
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1587
01:54:28,202 --> 01:54:32,073
<i>♪ If you're all alone
Pick up the phone ♪</i>

1588
01:54:32,206 --> 01:54:33,940
<i>♪ And call ♪</i>

1589
01:54:34,075 --> 01:54:36,177
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1590
01:54:37,711 --> 01:54:38,879
Tell me what this is.

1591
01:54:43,984 --> 01:54:44,918
Lines.

1592
01:54:46,987 --> 01:54:48,256
Two...

1593
01:54:48,388 --> 01:54:49,856
No, three...

1594
01:54:51,658 --> 01:54:53,393
wavy lines.

1595
01:54:53,526 --> 01:54:56,730
[♪♪♪]

1596
01:54:56,863 --> 01:54:58,366
- It's amazing.
- You're amazing.

1597
01:54:58,531 --> 01:55:00,034
With your ability to...

1598
01:55:01,202 --> 01:55:02,636
flood my psychic powers.

1599
01:55:02,769 --> 01:55:05,039
I can't believe you used
to shock your students.

1600
01:55:05,172 --> 01:55:07,707
Between us,
I only zapped the guys.

1601
01:55:07,841 --> 01:55:08,975
- [ZAPS]
- Aah!

1602
01:55:09,110 --> 01:55:10,810
It was flawed science.

1603
01:55:10,944 --> 01:55:12,545
I know that now. I admit that.

1604
01:55:12,679 --> 01:55:13,947
Ready?

1605
01:55:14,081 --> 01:55:15,383
Try this one.

1606
01:55:18,352 --> 01:55:19,253
Take a moment.

1607
01:55:20,420 --> 01:55:21,721
Uh...

1608
01:55:24,358 --> 01:55:25,892
It's a five-pointed star.

1609
01:55:27,061 --> 01:55:29,096
- Yes?
- How are you doing that?

1610
01:55:29,230 --> 01:55:31,065
Some believe that true love

1611
01:55:31,198 --> 01:55:33,566
imbues a subject
with the ability...

1612
01:55:33,700 --> 01:55:34,901
- [ZAPS]
- Ah!

1613
01:55:35,036 --> 01:55:37,104
- Did you mark the cards?
- [CHUCKLES] No.

1614
01:55:37,238 --> 01:55:38,272
You did, didn't you?

1615
01:55:39,839 --> 01:55:40,740
Yeah.

1616
01:55:41,908 --> 01:55:43,377
[SCREAMS]

1617
01:55:44,577 --> 01:55:46,080
It works well.

1618
01:55:46,213 --> 01:55:49,116
[MCKENNA GRACE'S
"HAUNTED HOUSE" PLAYING]

1619
01:55:54,255 --> 01:55:56,157
<i>♪ You walk out the door ♪</i>

1620
01:55:56,290 --> 01:55:59,626
<i>♪ Then you want back in
The second it's cold outside ♪</i>

1621
01:55:59,759 --> 01:56:02,430
<i>♪ And you see
I've got something to give ♪</i>

1622
01:56:02,562 --> 01:56:06,766
<i>♪ And I'd give it to you
A hundred times over ♪</i>

1623
01:56:06,900 --> 01:56:09,602
<i>♪ Till you screwed me over
Just like the last time ♪</i>

1624
01:56:09,736 --> 01:56:12,440
<i>♪ Sayin':
"It was the last time" ♪</i>

1625
01:56:12,572 --> 01:56:15,309
<i>♪ I paid the price
Stayin' alone in my room ♪</i>

1626
01:56:15,443 --> 01:56:20,114
<i>♪ After what happened in June
Thinking I really loved you ♪</i>

1627
01:56:20,247 --> 01:56:23,284
<i>♪ And maybe I still do ♪</i>

1628
01:56:23,417 --> 01:56:29,123
<i>♪ But I think you're honestly
Something I needed to lose ♪</i>

1629
01:56:29,256 --> 01:56:30,957
<i>♪ No, it's not healthy ♪</i>

1630
01:56:31,092 --> 01:56:33,927
<i>♪ It doesn't help me
But I do it anyways ♪</i>

1631
01:56:34,061 --> 01:56:35,628
<i>♪ Lookin' at photos ♪</i>

1632
01:56:35,762 --> 01:56:39,866
<i>♪ Reading the letters
That you gave me ♪</i>

1633
01:56:40,000 --> 01:56:44,171
<i>♪ I could never
Throw them out ♪</i>

1634
01:56:44,305 --> 01:56:47,074
<i>♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪</i>

1635
01:56:48,808 --> 01:56:53,080
<i>[SINGER VOCALIZING]</i>

1636
01:56:53,214 --> 01:56:56,983
<i>♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪</i>

1637
01:57:03,623 --> 01:57:07,428
- <i>♪ I get reminiscent ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1638
01:57:07,560 --> 01:57:10,730
<i>♪ When somebody
Says your name ♪</i>

1639
01:57:12,532 --> 01:57:16,536
- <i>♪ Almost glad I miss it ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1640
01:57:16,669 --> 01:57:21,242
<i>♪ 'Cause it's better than
Not feeling a single thing ♪</i>

1641
01:57:21,375 --> 01:57:26,780
<i>♪ Even after all the white lies
Empty goodbyes ♪</i>

1642
01:57:26,913 --> 01:57:28,715
<i>♪ All the tears ♪</i>

1643
01:57:28,848 --> 01:57:34,621
<i>♪ And all the times you weren't
There when I needed you to be ♪</i>

1644
01:57:34,754 --> 01:57:37,058
<i>♪ Hoping you're right where
You wanna be ♪</i>

1645
01:57:37,191 --> 01:57:40,061
<i>♪ Even if it's not with me ♪</i>

1646
01:57:40,194 --> 01:57:41,828
<i>♪ I know it's not healthy ♪</i>

1647
01:57:41,961 --> 01:57:44,731
<i>♪ It doesn't help me
But I do it anyways ♪</i>

1648
01:57:44,864 --> 01:57:46,467
<i>♪ Looking at photos ♪</i>

1649
01:57:46,599 --> 01:57:50,703
<i>♪ Reading the letters
That you gave me ♪</i>

1650
01:57:50,837 --> 01:57:54,542
<i>♪ I could never
Throw them out ♪</i>

1651
01:57:54,674 --> 01:57:57,577
<i>♪ 'Cause a ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪</i>

1652
01:57:59,712 --> 01:58:01,848
<i>[SINGER VOCALIZING]</i>

1653
01:58:04,051 --> 01:58:07,687
<i>♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪</i>

1654
01:58:13,027 --> 01:58:15,895
<i>♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪</i>

1655
01:58:17,697 --> 01:58:21,268
<i>♪ I think we're on
Our final scene ♪</i>

1656
01:58:21,402 --> 01:58:25,738
<i>♪ Keep us good
In all our memories ♪</i>

1657
01:58:25,872 --> 01:58:30,444
<i>♪ So I don't have to
Throw them out ♪</i>

1658
01:58:30,578 --> 01:58:33,646
<i>♪ A ghost never leaves
A haunted house ♪</i>

1659
01:58:34,515 --> 01:58:37,418
[♪♪♪]

1660
02:01:12,905 --> 02:01:15,808
[♪♪♪]

1661
02:01:49,710 --> 02:01:52,945
<i>[SIREN WAILING]</i>

1662
02:01:53,080 --> 02:01:56,317
- I want you to take this.
- What is it?

1663
02:01:56,450 --> 02:01:58,252
It's a souvenir
from the World's Fair

1664
02:01:58,385 --> 02:02:01,854
at Flushing Meadow
in 1964.

1665
02:02:01,988 --> 02:02:03,657
It's my lucky coin.

1666
02:02:03,791 --> 02:02:06,993
I shouldn't take it.
We might not be coming back.

1667
02:02:07,127 --> 02:02:10,197
Take it anyway.
I got another one at home.

1668
02:02:13,067 --> 02:02:15,469
[♪♪♪]

1669
02:02:17,003 --> 02:02:19,005
WINSTON:
<i>Egon was the brains.</i>

1670
02:02:19,139 --> 02:02:20,341
<i>Ray was the heart.</i>

1671
02:02:21,742 --> 02:02:22,942
<i>Peter just kept it cool.</i>

1672
02:02:23,077 --> 02:02:24,511
<i>[JANINE CHUCKLES]</i>

1673
02:02:24,645 --> 02:02:26,280
JANINE:
Who were you?

1674
02:02:26,413 --> 02:02:27,448
The sex appeal.

1675
02:02:27,581 --> 02:02:29,016
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

1676
02:02:31,418 --> 02:02:33,821
You've done very well
for yourself.

1677
02:02:33,953 --> 02:02:36,290
A lot of shelf space.

1678
02:02:36,423 --> 02:02:38,692
See, that's the thing.

1679
02:02:38,826 --> 02:02:40,527
<i>I don't do it for me.</i>

1680
02:02:41,628 --> 02:02:43,030
<i>I do it for my kids,</i>

1681
02:02:43,163 --> 02:02:46,367
and I wanna be an example
of what's possible.

1682
02:02:46,500 --> 02:02:49,503
You still covering the rent
at Ray's bookshop?

1683
02:02:49,636 --> 02:02:53,173
[CHUCKLES] Ray's gonna turn
a profit one of these days.

1684
02:02:53,307 --> 02:02:56,610
JANINE [CHUCKLES]: <i>I
remember the day you came in.</i>

1685
02:02:56,744 --> 02:02:59,613
WINSTON: <i>I came in looking
for a steady paycheck.</i>

1686
02:02:59,747 --> 02:03:02,082
<i>But busting ghosts
with the guys...</i>

1687
02:03:02,216 --> 02:03:04,184
taught me not to be afraid.

1688
02:03:04,318 --> 02:03:06,953
That I had the tools
and I had the talent.

1689
02:03:07,087 --> 02:03:10,691
I started this business
with one employee.

1690
02:03:10,824 --> 02:03:13,926
And I've grown it into
a thriving global enterprise.

1691
02:03:14,994 --> 02:03:17,197
I may be a businessman,

1692
02:03:17,331 --> 02:03:20,401
but I will always be
a Ghostbuster.

1693
02:03:20,534 --> 02:03:22,935
[♪♪♪]