1 00:01:14,651 --> 00:01:16,777 I don't mean to put any unnecessary pressure on you, Vince, 2 00:01:16,862 --> 00:01:18,654 but it's very important that this goes well. 3 00:01:18,738 --> 00:01:20,781 When have I ever not aced an interview? 4 00:01:20,866 --> 00:01:22,616 There was that little incident with Maria Menounos, 5 00:01:22,701 --> 00:01:25,119 but you were on downers. Or was it uppers? 6 00:01:25,203 --> 00:01:27,621 My head and my body are completely clear today. 7 00:01:27,706 --> 00:01:29,707 We're not talking Access Hollywood here, Vince. 8 00:01:29,791 --> 00:01:33,043 - This is Vanity Fair, possibly the cover. - Don't worry, I got it. 9 00:01:33,128 --> 00:01:35,087 This is just print. No getting out of bad remarks 10 00:01:35,172 --> 00:01:37,256 - with your pretty eyes. - They're not doing the photo shoot? 11 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:39,967 - Please try and take this seriously. - Yeah, seriously, Vin. 12 00:01:40,051 --> 00:01:41,844 - Please don't forget to mention Don Peppe's. - Of course not. 13 00:01:41,928 --> 00:01:43,596 This is about rehabbing Vince's image, Turtle, 14 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,347 not marketing your fucking greasy spoon. 15 00:01:45,432 --> 00:01:46,891 Hey, Don Peppe's is no greasy spoon, 16 00:01:46,975 --> 00:01:47,975 - Shauna. - No, it's not. 17 00:01:48,059 --> 00:01:50,311 - Best ltalian east of the miss. - Soon to be the west too. 18 00:01:50,395 --> 00:01:52,771 This is about you, Vince, not ltalian food. 19 00:01:52,856 --> 00:01:55,232 Vince loves ltalian food. So maybe he can just mention it. 20 00:01:55,317 --> 00:01:57,318 Anything to bring those baked clams to Beverly Hills. 21 00:01:57,402 --> 00:01:59,570 Plus, I wore the shirt. Maybe she'll ask me about it. 22 00:01:59,654 --> 00:02:01,697 - Oh, Jesus. - It's a good shirt. 23 00:02:01,823 --> 00:02:04,617 - Hi. We're here to meet Sophia Lear. - Oh, just one second. 24 00:02:04,993 --> 00:02:06,952 So what's this Sophia like? Tough? 25 00:02:07,037 --> 00:02:08,787 Well, she can be. Depends on if she likes you. 26 00:02:08,872 --> 00:02:11,499 - What's not to like about Vince? Look at him. - Look at you. 27 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:13,876 She's right this way. Follow me. 28 00:02:16,963 --> 00:02:18,756 - Is that her? - Yep. 29 00:02:19,466 --> 00:02:21,509 - You're kidding. - Take it easy. 30 00:02:21,593 --> 00:02:24,053 - Vincent Chase is here. 31 00:02:24,262 --> 00:02:25,846 - Hi, Sophia. - Shauna. 32 00:02:25,931 --> 00:02:26,931 So nice to see you again. 33 00:02:27,015 --> 00:02:29,141 And you. Vince, Sophia Lear. 34 00:02:29,684 --> 00:02:31,936 - Such a pleasure to meet you. - Yeah, thanks. You too. 35 00:02:32,354 --> 00:02:33,854 I'm Turtle, friend of Vince's, 36 00:02:33,939 --> 00:02:36,065 and future owner of the best ltalian restaurant in Los Angeles. 37 00:02:37,234 --> 00:02:39,193 And future occupier of the bar stool back there. 38 00:02:39,277 --> 00:02:42,071 - Nobody puts baby in the corner. - Ah, Dirty Dancing. 39 00:02:42,405 --> 00:02:44,823 Yeah, it was on last night. I was flippin' by. 40 00:02:44,908 --> 00:02:47,660 No one cares. Baby to the corner. 41 00:02:47,744 --> 00:02:49,828 - Nice to meet you, Turtle. - You too. 42 00:02:50,747 --> 00:02:52,873 - You can't stay either, I'm afraid, Shauna. - Oh, sure, sure, 43 00:02:52,958 --> 00:02:55,292 - I'll just eavesdrop from a distance. - Great. 44 00:02:55,752 --> 00:02:57,336 You're ready to start? We can sit right over here. 45 00:02:57,420 --> 00:02:59,505 Yeah. You're gonna go easy on me though, right? 46 00:02:59,589 --> 00:03:02,216 Yes. I hope you studied up on foreign affairs. 47 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:05,052 The world is dying to know what Vincent Chase thinks 48 00:03:05,136 --> 00:03:07,763 - of the nuclear arms bills being debated. - I would love to talk 49 00:03:07,847 --> 00:03:11,016 - about the transition of power in North Korea. - Really? 50 00:03:11,643 --> 00:03:12,685 - I'm kidding. - Oh, good. 51 00:03:12,769 --> 00:03:16,355 So was I. No, I really just want to talk about you and where you're from et cetera. 52 00:03:16,481 --> 00:03:18,274 Whatever you want. I'm entirely yours. 53 00:03:18,358 --> 00:03:19,650 You need to calm down, Drama. 54 00:03:19,818 --> 00:03:21,860 How can I when my life is falling apart 55 00:03:21,945 --> 00:03:24,321 - and my representatives don't seem to care? - We care. 56 00:03:24,406 --> 00:03:27,283 There's just nothing we can do. Dice's brain has left the building. 57 00:03:27,367 --> 00:03:29,410 Yeah, his hack replacement is killing my show. 58 00:03:29,494 --> 00:03:31,036 Yeah, but it's your job to unkill it. 59 00:03:31,121 --> 00:03:32,913 Well, maybe you can talk some sense into him 60 00:03:32,998 --> 00:03:34,790 - 'cause he won't talk to me. - He fired us. 61 00:03:34,874 --> 00:03:36,834 Well, call him up and try and smooth it over. 62 00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:38,794 - I did call him. - What did he say? 63 00:03:38,878 --> 00:03:40,921 He said his foreskin was more supportive than we are. 64 00:03:41,089 --> 00:03:43,591 - I thought Dice was a Jew. - He's reformed. 65 00:03:43,883 --> 00:03:45,801 - So what am I supposed to do? - Your job, Drama. 66 00:03:45,885 --> 00:03:47,928 - And do it well. - I always do my job well, E, 67 00:03:48,013 --> 00:03:50,055 but this new guy just really sucks. 68 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:52,308 Would you guys at least come down to the studio 69 00:03:52,392 --> 00:03:54,893 - and tell me I'm not crazy? - No. 70 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:56,103 - Why not? - 'Cause I don't want to. 71 00:03:56,187 --> 00:03:57,896 And I can't. I have a meeting with Melinda Clarke. 72 00:03:58,982 --> 00:04:00,024 Sloan's mother? 73 00:04:00,108 --> 00:04:02,568 - It's her ex-stepmother. I said the exact same thing. 74 00:04:02,652 --> 00:04:05,362 Why would you have a meeting with your ex's ex-stepmother? 75 00:04:05,530 --> 00:04:07,781 - I said that too. I said that too. - She needs advice. 76 00:04:07,866 --> 00:04:10,284 Advice on what? She already has a manager. 77 00:04:10,368 --> 00:04:12,411 I don't know. Maybe she needs another opinion. 78 00:04:12,495 --> 00:04:14,038 I don't know. I do think she's talented though. 79 00:04:14,122 --> 00:04:16,540 - We think that you are emotional. - Extremely. 80 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:19,918 Okay? And you are going to be tempted to use this as a way to get Sloan back. 81 00:04:20,128 --> 00:04:21,879 It's her ex-stepmother. How's that gonna work? 82 00:04:21,963 --> 00:04:24,298 - I don't know. I'm not an emotional person. - Me neither. 83 00:04:24,382 --> 00:04:26,050 I have never had to win a woman back, all right? 84 00:04:26,134 --> 00:04:28,218 I just figured it was kind of a mopey-guy kind of the thing to do. 85 00:04:28,303 --> 00:04:30,095 - Don't be a mope, E! - You're a mope, Drama! 86 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:32,264 - You're a mope! - I'm not trying to get Sloan back. 87 00:04:32,349 --> 00:04:34,183 Get out of my office. Go to work! 88 00:04:34,267 --> 00:04:36,101 All right, if you can call it work. 89 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:40,272 - Hello, Eric. - Hello, Melinda. How are you? 90 00:04:40,398 --> 00:04:42,316 Oh, great. Well, good. 91 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,151 I heard you and Sloan broke up. 92 00:04:44,235 --> 00:04:46,445 - I'm so sorry. - Yeah, that's okay. 93 00:04:46,655 --> 00:04:49,615 I can't stay. I just wanted to introduce myself. 94 00:04:49,699 --> 00:04:51,617 - I'm Scott Lavin. - Nice to meet you. 95 00:04:51,701 --> 00:04:54,411 Yeah, nice to meet you too. 96 00:04:57,248 --> 00:04:58,874 Okay. All right. 97 00:04:59,793 --> 00:05:01,377 That's my partner. 98 00:05:02,295 --> 00:05:03,754 - He's odd. - Yeah. 99 00:05:03,838 --> 00:05:05,381 Anyway, please sit down. 100 00:05:05,465 --> 00:05:08,384 So tell me what's happening with you? 101 00:05:08,468 --> 00:05:10,302 - I wanna work. - Oh, that's great. 102 00:05:10,387 --> 00:05:12,846 I need to work. Since Terrance and I got divorced, 103 00:05:12,931 --> 00:05:14,765 I just can't sit still. 104 00:05:14,849 --> 00:05:16,517 - That's not pathetic, right? - No, of course not. 105 00:05:16,601 --> 00:05:19,520 I always thought you taking three years off was a complete waste of your talent. 106 00:05:19,729 --> 00:05:21,438 Well, that's sweet of you to say. 107 00:05:21,606 --> 00:05:25,109 But unfortunately my manager didn't take too kindly to my hiatus and dropped me. 108 00:05:25,276 --> 00:05:27,027 Really? I didn't know that. 109 00:05:27,654 --> 00:05:29,905 Well, why do you think I'm here? I want you to manage me. 110 00:05:30,782 --> 00:05:31,824 Why me? 111 00:05:31,908 --> 00:05:33,951 Sloan always spoke so highly of you. 112 00:05:34,035 --> 00:05:36,620 I may hate her father, but I always loved and respected her. 113 00:05:37,288 --> 00:05:38,997 - Yeah. - Eric, I'm so sorry. 114 00:05:39,082 --> 00:05:40,749 I don't... I don't mean to put you on the spot, 115 00:05:40,834 --> 00:05:44,378 but I'm focused and committed to getting my career back, 116 00:05:44,462 --> 00:05:48,132 so think about it. It would really mean a lot to me. 117 00:05:49,801 --> 00:05:51,218 Why do we have to go to Disneyland? 118 00:05:51,302 --> 00:05:54,513 Because it's your father's day and that's where he wants to take you. 119 00:05:54,597 --> 00:05:56,432 Well, let him take Jonah. I'll just hang. 120 00:05:56,516 --> 00:05:59,351 I may not want you there, but Daddy does, so be nice. 121 00:05:59,436 --> 00:06:02,104 - Well put, honey. - 18-year-olds don't go to Disneyland 122 00:06:02,188 --> 00:06:03,981 - unless they're stoned. - You're awful. 123 00:06:04,149 --> 00:06:07,568 There they are. Who's ready for Tea Cups and it's a Small World? 124 00:06:07,694 --> 00:06:09,069 Was thinking Space Mountain. 125 00:06:09,154 --> 00:06:11,321 - I was thinking about staying home. - Oh, come on, 126 00:06:11,406 --> 00:06:13,741 - we're gonna have fun. - Okay, guys, enjoy. 127 00:06:13,825 --> 00:06:16,452 - Wait, hold on. Where are you going? - I'm leaving. 128 00:06:16,536 --> 00:06:18,245 Well, you came up. There must've been a reason. 129 00:06:18,329 --> 00:06:20,664 Jonah begged me to. And you know when his beg turns into a cry. 130 00:06:20,749 --> 00:06:24,042 - No, okay, yeah, I know. - Ari. Ari, are you going somewhere? 131 00:06:24,169 --> 00:06:27,421 Yes, I am, Babs. I'm going to the happiest place on earth, 132 00:06:27,505 --> 00:06:29,465 - Disneyland. What's the problem? - Hello, dear. 133 00:06:29,549 --> 00:06:31,800 - Hello. - The problem is, Taylor Lautner's buddy 134 00:06:31,885 --> 00:06:35,262 just finished writing a script and he loves it and he wants to star in it, and he wants 135 00:06:35,346 --> 00:06:37,181 - Dana to have the first shot at it. - Dana Gordon? 136 00:06:37,265 --> 00:06:39,641 You can handle it. I'm going to Disneyland. 137 00:06:39,726 --> 00:06:41,518 And I am going home. 138 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,188 Bye-bye. - Jake, 139 00:06:44,397 --> 00:06:47,483 take Jonah and Sarah to the freebie closet and have them pick something out. 140 00:06:47,567 --> 00:06:48,817 What the fuck is wrong with you? 141 00:06:48,902 --> 00:06:50,819 - You spoke to Dana about this? - Yes. 142 00:06:50,904 --> 00:06:52,696 - And she's coming here? - Yes. 143 00:06:52,781 --> 00:06:55,491 - But why don't we just send it to her? - It can't leave the office. 144 00:06:55,575 --> 00:06:57,201 Taylor's gonna come here and watch her read it. 145 00:06:57,285 --> 00:06:59,453 Then she has 12 hours to decide if she's gonna buy it 146 00:06:59,537 --> 00:07:01,914 - or he moves on to the next studio. - I can't be here. 147 00:07:02,207 --> 00:07:04,166 I'll let Taylor know. I'll tell him you're too busy 148 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:05,459 on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. 149 00:07:05,543 --> 00:07:07,878 You know how understanding he is. 150 00:07:11,508 --> 00:07:12,716 Jake, 151 00:07:12,801 --> 00:07:14,927 get Dana Gordon on the phone. 152 00:07:16,221 --> 00:07:18,555 - What do you want, Ari? - I don't want this meeting to be weird. 153 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,432 - Then don't act weird. - You don't act weird. 154 00:07:20,517 --> 00:07:23,227 - You're already acting weird. - If you're using business to see me, 155 00:07:23,311 --> 00:07:25,479 - that's ridiculous. - I'm coming to your office 156 00:07:25,563 --> 00:07:27,314 for Taylor Lautner, not for you. 157 00:07:27,398 --> 00:07:29,483 - Are you sure? - Ari, I don't have time for games. 158 00:07:29,609 --> 00:07:31,985 - There's nothing to worry about on my end. - Mine either. 159 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:36,615 Well, then let's get this done and move on with the day as fast as possible. 160 00:07:37,242 --> 00:07:40,744 - Dad, when are we going? - Change of plans, buddy. 161 00:07:40,829 --> 00:07:43,455 We are going to the LA Zoo because it's closer. 162 00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:46,959 - That sucks. - But guess who's coming to the office? 163 00:07:47,252 --> 00:07:49,044 - Taylor Lautner. - Ew. 164 00:07:49,128 --> 00:07:51,004 Really? I love you, Daddy. 165 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:53,549 She gets to hang with the Wolf man 166 00:07:53,633 --> 00:07:56,009 provided he keeps his shirt on. He has 4% body fat. 167 00:07:56,386 --> 00:07:59,346 Daddy has 5%. Tell Mommy. Daddy's been working out. 168 00:07:59,806 --> 00:08:02,850 Apart from the drugs, would you say that you had any other addictions? 169 00:08:02,934 --> 00:08:04,810 - Any other... - Gambling, food. 170 00:08:04,894 --> 00:08:06,979 Well, I'm ltalian. I love food. 171 00:08:07,063 --> 00:08:08,564 Have you ever been to Don Peppe's in Queens? 172 00:08:08,648 --> 00:08:11,149 - No. I can't say that I have. - I'd love to take you there sometime. 173 00:08:11,234 --> 00:08:12,818 Okay, one step at a time. Addictions? 174 00:08:13,945 --> 00:08:15,445 - Maybe women. - Really? 175 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:18,615 No, not really, but I have a big heart, so I fall easily. 176 00:08:18,741 --> 00:08:21,326 - And often? - Well, if I feel the chemistry 177 00:08:21,411 --> 00:08:22,786 it's kind of hard for me to ignore it. 178 00:08:23,705 --> 00:08:26,373 - Don't you agree? - Do you ever feel guilty 179 00:08:26,457 --> 00:08:29,626 - for everything that you have? - I think to be guilty would be arrogant. 180 00:08:29,711 --> 00:08:32,462 I appreciate it all and I'm lucky to share it with my friends. 181 00:08:32,547 --> 00:08:34,423 - And your family? - Well, my mother is happy 182 00:08:34,507 --> 00:08:35,507 with bragging rights, 183 00:08:35,592 --> 00:08:37,301 but I do for her what she'll let me. 184 00:08:37,927 --> 00:08:40,220 - And your father? - If he were around, 185 00:08:40,305 --> 00:08:41,847 I'm sure I'd do for him what I could too. 186 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:43,640 And when was the last time you saw him? 187 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:45,726 - When I was eight. - Let's talk about that. 188 00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:48,145 I'd rather talk about how beautiful your eyes are. 189 00:08:48,730 --> 00:08:50,355 Oh, Vince, always a charmer. 190 00:08:50,481 --> 00:08:52,065 - Shauna. I'm sorry. 191 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:53,525 That's okay. I think I have enough. 192 00:08:53,693 --> 00:08:55,235 - Really? - You know, it was great. 193 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,404 - All right. - We appreciate this, Sophia. 194 00:08:57,488 --> 00:08:59,573 If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to call. 195 00:08:59,741 --> 00:09:02,326 - Yeah, I'd love to talk some more. - Okay. Thanks. 196 00:09:02,452 --> 00:09:03,994 Come on, Vince. 197 00:09:04,829 --> 00:09:06,079 That was a disaster! 198 00:09:06,164 --> 00:09:08,457 Well, you obviously couldn't hear the whole thing, Shauna. 199 00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:10,709 No one has ever asked me such poignant questions. 200 00:09:10,793 --> 00:09:12,836 And you didn't answer any of them. You flirted with her 201 00:09:12,921 --> 00:09:15,756 - like a 14-year-old. - Sophia said she liked it. 202 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,008 And she ended the interview basically in the middle. 203 00:09:18,176 --> 00:09:19,593 - Really? - Really. 204 00:09:19,677 --> 00:09:22,220 - Then I should call her and apologize. - No, Vincent, you shouldn't. 205 00:09:22,305 --> 00:09:24,556 - I will call her. - Shauna, let me handle this. 206 00:09:24,641 --> 00:09:27,434 - What, you're gonna ask her out again? - You asked her out? 207 00:09:27,518 --> 00:09:29,519 I asked her if she wanted to go to Don Peppe's. 208 00:09:29,604 --> 00:09:30,604 That's business. 209 00:09:30,688 --> 00:09:32,397 - Thank you, Vin. - Vince, Sophia is very, very smart 210 00:09:32,482 --> 00:09:34,441 and very, very good at what she does. Now I don't think 211 00:09:34,525 --> 00:09:36,944 that you said anything that'll really hurt you, but you could. 212 00:09:37,028 --> 00:09:39,821 Shauna, please let me handle it. 213 00:09:41,282 --> 00:09:44,409 Sorry, Johnny. Turns out your precious banana tree 214 00:09:44,494 --> 00:09:47,162 is on 51 % of my property. 215 00:09:47,246 --> 00:09:49,456 - Oh. - That can't be! 216 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:52,292 Call your lawyer. I already called mine. 217 00:09:52,543 --> 00:09:55,295 - Stop sawing! - Timber! 218 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:57,464 - My car! - Whoops. 219 00:09:57,548 --> 00:09:59,675 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... 220 00:09:59,759 --> 00:10:02,219 See? There it is. I fucking love that. 221 00:10:02,303 --> 00:10:04,346 I'm gonna kill you, Ronald! 222 00:10:11,229 --> 00:10:13,730 What's happening? 223 00:10:13,815 --> 00:10:16,858 Yeah, I'm having a little trouble with that last line. 224 00:10:17,026 --> 00:10:20,487 - Just say it. it's funny. - No, I'm having trouble with your line... 225 00:10:20,571 --> 00:10:23,281 - The way you're reading it. - The way I'm reading it? 226 00:10:23,408 --> 00:10:24,741 Yeah. Don't read it. Just act it. 227 00:10:25,702 --> 00:10:27,369 Is this guy joking? 228 00:10:27,453 --> 00:10:29,246 Well, if you don't seem panicked, how can I act scared? 229 00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:31,999 - Guys, please. - You don't think I seemed panicked? 230 00:10:32,709 --> 00:10:34,292 Well, I don't think you seemed anything. 231 00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:35,836 I mean, what choices were you making? 232 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,504 Billy, can I have a word with you, please? 233 00:10:37,588 --> 00:10:40,674 What? I'm in here making choices. You're just making voices. 234 00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:42,551 What actions were you playing? I can't even tell. 235 00:10:42,677 --> 00:10:46,013 Billy, a word before I kill this guy. 236 00:10:46,097 --> 00:10:48,807 Okay, there's no reason to get angry. I'm just trying to make this work, bro. 237 00:10:48,891 --> 00:10:50,308 You can't make it work 'cause you suck. 238 00:10:50,643 --> 00:10:54,104 Oh, I suck? No, I think Viking Quest sucked. 239 00:10:54,897 --> 00:10:57,607 - You calm down, Drama. Calm down. - Calm down? 240 00:10:57,692 --> 00:11:00,068 This guy not only sucks, but he thinks he's Sandy Meisner. 241 00:11:00,153 --> 00:11:02,112 - Let's just get it done. - Get what done? 242 00:11:02,447 --> 00:11:04,406 This show is over if we don't do something. 243 00:11:04,490 --> 00:11:06,408 - What would you like to do? - Get Dice back! 244 00:11:06,492 --> 00:11:08,118 That's not gonna happen. The network won't pay him. 245 00:11:09,203 --> 00:11:10,287 You like this guy? 246 00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:12,289 - Of course not. - Then we need to make it happen. 247 00:11:12,373 --> 00:11:14,833 If there was something I could do, don't you think I would have done it? 248 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:17,461 - I would give anything to have Dice back. - Anything? 249 00:11:18,296 --> 00:11:19,629 Give him a piece of your salary. 250 00:11:19,714 --> 00:11:21,131 Fuck that. Give him your salary. 251 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,509 Yeah, maybe I will. 252 00:11:26,763 --> 00:11:29,222 - How is it so far? - So far so good. 253 00:11:29,307 --> 00:11:31,016 - Are you almost done? - No. 254 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:34,144 - Ari, leave her alone. - Where's Taylor? 255 00:11:35,104 --> 00:11:37,522 He didn't come, but his friend did. 256 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:40,150 - He wrote it? - No, that's a different friend. 257 00:11:40,234 --> 00:11:43,487 My daughter is gonna be more heartbroken than you are, trust me. 258 00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:47,074 I... I thought you were gonna get through this quickly. 259 00:11:47,158 --> 00:11:48,492 If you'd shut up. 260 00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:50,243 Seriously, Ari. 261 00:11:50,745 --> 00:11:53,872 Seriously? Now you're in a meeting? Let's go. 262 00:11:53,956 --> 00:11:56,166 - Where's Taylor? - He's not coming. 263 00:11:56,334 --> 00:11:58,585 Yeah. We're gonna to the next Vampire set though, honey. 264 00:11:58,669 --> 00:12:00,545 Don't you worry. I'm gonna be right with you guys. 265 00:12:00,755 --> 00:12:03,048 - Hi guys. I'm Dana. - Hi. 266 00:12:03,508 --> 00:12:05,133 Are you the Dana that our mom hates? 267 00:12:05,885 --> 00:12:08,095 What? No! Mom doesn't hate anyone. 268 00:12:08,179 --> 00:12:10,097 No. No. Dana is just someone Daddy works with. 269 00:12:10,389 --> 00:12:11,848 That's right. 270 00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:15,268 I'll be with you guys in a little bit. All right. 271 00:12:15,353 --> 00:12:18,105 - Actually, I'm done. - You are? 272 00:12:18,189 --> 00:12:21,274 - You heard her, Barbara. - All right, I'll leave you two to discuss. 273 00:12:21,359 --> 00:12:22,526 Come to my office when you're done. 274 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:24,820 - Do you even have an office here? - Fuck you. 275 00:12:24,904 --> 00:12:26,905 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 276 00:12:27,990 --> 00:12:30,909 - I didn't make it weird. - It just is weird. 277 00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:33,537 Your wife hates me? Your kids know? 278 00:12:33,621 --> 00:12:36,164 This is so humiliating. I did nothing wrong! 279 00:12:36,249 --> 00:12:39,459 Of course you didn't. Maybe I did. I'm sorry. it's confusing. 280 00:12:39,544 --> 00:12:43,004 Listen, if it was just you and me, it wouldn't be, but I have a family. 281 00:12:43,131 --> 00:12:46,091 - I don't know what I'm supposed to do. - I didn't ask you to do anything. 282 00:12:46,175 --> 00:12:48,635 But we can't let this jeopardize our business. 283 00:12:48,719 --> 00:12:51,054 I don't intend on it, okay? Right now, I just have to leave. 284 00:12:51,973 --> 00:12:54,057 You're right. I can't separate what happened 285 00:12:54,142 --> 00:12:55,308 and what's happening right now. 286 00:12:55,393 --> 00:12:56,977 So you're gonna miss out on buying this? 287 00:12:57,895 --> 00:12:58,895 I'll buy it. 288 00:12:59,522 --> 00:13:00,814 You didn't even read it. 289 00:13:00,898 --> 00:13:02,482 Well, that's why I'm a studio head. 290 00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:05,360 Because I can do whatever the fuck I want. 291 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:10,448 Yes, I suppose I believe in Melinda, which is why I'm willing to work with her 292 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:12,325 - so you don't have a conflict. 293 00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:14,452 No offense, but she asked for me, not you, all right? 294 00:13:14,662 --> 00:13:16,997 And you walking out of the meeting today didn't exactly help your case. 295 00:13:17,081 --> 00:13:18,832 - Okay, so you do it. I don't give a fuck. - Oh, you don't? 296 00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:21,668 You should. I mean, who was the last person you signed, Scott? 297 00:13:21,752 --> 00:13:23,753 The third ballerina from the left in The Black Swan? 298 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,463 Yeah. She got signed and I got sucked. 299 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,175 - You're not serious. - No, I'm not serious. 300 00:13:28,259 --> 00:13:30,343 Are you really questioning my work right now 301 00:13:30,428 --> 00:13:32,345 or are you just projecting your own stress? 302 00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:35,265 I don't wanna piss Sloan off, okay? 303 00:13:35,349 --> 00:13:38,101 You see that? You see that? See, that is your biggest fault. 304 00:13:38,186 --> 00:13:40,645 - What? Caring about people? - No. Caring about a woman 305 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:43,398 - who destroyed you. - Do I look destroyed? 306 00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:45,567 I don't know. You started out looking like this. 307 00:13:45,776 --> 00:13:48,028 - Whatever. - One more time, 308 00:13:48,112 --> 00:13:51,239 I'm gonna ask you again: Do you want Sloan back? 309 00:13:51,616 --> 00:13:55,118 - Again, no. - Great! So let's move on. 310 00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:58,288 Start looking out for E and looking out for me. 311 00:13:58,706 --> 00:13:59,706 All right, you're right. 312 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,917 I will call Melinda. I will lock it down. 313 00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:06,129 I like it. You see this? You're becoming the destroyer, not the destroyee! 314 00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:08,506 - Uh-huh. - Pay attention, everybody! 315 00:14:08,674 --> 00:14:10,175 This is a gentleman. 316 00:14:10,259 --> 00:14:14,095 - Says Sophia Lear got a first from Oxford. - What's a first? 317 00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:16,765 I don't know. It's gotta be better than a second. 318 00:14:16,974 --> 00:14:18,892 Oxford is a pretty good school. 319 00:14:18,976 --> 00:14:20,727 Where do you think we would have gone if we went to college? 320 00:14:20,811 --> 00:14:22,979 - Probably not Oxford. - No, probably not. 321 00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:24,105 What else you got? 322 00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:27,108 - I got a nude image of her. - Really? 323 00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:29,486 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it's doctored. 324 00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:31,071 - How do you know? - 'Cause I doctored it. 325 00:14:31,405 --> 00:14:33,531 Great site, headandbody.com. 326 00:14:33,699 --> 00:14:36,993 You take the head of the girl you like, match it with a great nude photo... 327 00:14:37,328 --> 00:14:38,870 - She looks good. - I'm an artist. 328 00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:40,372 Uh, hello? 329 00:14:40,456 --> 00:14:41,665 - Hello. - Vince. 330 00:14:41,749 --> 00:14:44,501 - Sophia. Hi. - Hi. I hope you weren't holding long. 331 00:14:44,835 --> 00:14:47,170 - Is 45 minutes long? 332 00:14:47,255 --> 00:14:50,507 - Funny. So anyway, how can I help you? - Well, to be straightforward, 333 00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:52,842 what Shauna heard of our interview, she wasn't happy with. 334 00:14:52,927 --> 00:14:55,387 - And you? - I thought we had a nice rapport, 335 00:14:55,471 --> 00:14:57,931 - but I guess we didn't get too deep. - No, not really. 336 00:14:58,057 --> 00:14:59,724 I'm sorry. I was nervous. 337 00:14:59,892 --> 00:15:02,102 - Oh, you seemed confident. - Well, that was a cover. 338 00:15:02,186 --> 00:15:03,895 - For what? - For my nervousness. 339 00:15:04,021 --> 00:15:06,273 I understand. Unfortunately, 340 00:15:06,357 --> 00:15:09,734 I'm not sure that I'll be able to turn our discussion into an article. 341 00:15:09,902 --> 00:15:11,778 Any chance I can get a second shot? 342 00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:13,530 - You can come here. - Where's here? 343 00:15:13,739 --> 00:15:15,991 My hotel. I'll be more relaxed. 344 00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:18,868 Oh, no. No, I'm not sure that's appropriate. 345 00:15:19,078 --> 00:15:22,372 Aw, I'm sure you interview lots of people at their houses or rooms or whatever. 346 00:15:22,498 --> 00:15:25,333 Yes, but not ones who have been propositioning me. 347 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:28,044 You thought I was propositioning you? 348 00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:30,922 I'm sorry. I was more trying to deflect 349 00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:33,675 because some of your questions kind of scared me. 350 00:15:33,884 --> 00:15:35,802 - So you'll answer them now? - Absolutely. 351 00:15:35,886 --> 00:15:38,805 - All of them. I promise. - All right. 352 00:15:38,889 --> 00:15:41,725 - I'll see you in an hour, Vince. - Okay. 353 00:15:43,853 --> 00:15:46,271 Fuck you with "you don't understand." 354 00:15:46,397 --> 00:15:50,317 Let me explain it to you in old-school Brooklyn ingles, okay? 355 00:15:50,651 --> 00:15:54,029 --You owe me $789, okay? 356 00:15:54,572 --> 00:15:57,324 Yeah. Louie, Louie, pay attention. 357 00:15:57,408 --> 00:16:01,077 I'm gonna go to my bank, take out every fucking nickel I got 358 00:16:01,203 --> 00:16:03,330 just to sue your fucking ass. 359 00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:05,874 Oh, that doesn't work for you? Huh? 360 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:07,917 Kiss my fucking asshole lips! 361 00:16:09,545 --> 00:16:11,171 - You okay? - Fucking douche, brother. 362 00:16:11,255 --> 00:16:12,881 Other than that, I'm good. You? 363 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:15,467 - We need to talk. - Did you walk off the show? 364 00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:18,136 - No. - Yeah, then there's nothing to talk about. 365 00:16:18,262 --> 00:16:20,972 - Dice. - Drama, when a group goes on strike, 366 00:16:21,057 --> 00:16:22,515 the whole group needs to stick together. 367 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,684 Yeah, but I didn't agree to go on strike. 368 00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:27,687 - Scab. - Don't call me a scab. I'm not a scab. 369 00:16:27,772 --> 00:16:30,482 - Yeah? Then what are you? - A desperate actor 370 00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:33,651 because the show I know could be a huge hit is going down on flames 371 00:16:33,736 --> 00:16:35,612 - if you don't wake up. 372 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,822 Yeah, I thought they replaced me. 373 00:16:37,907 --> 00:16:39,949 What are you doing? I thought you quit like 10 years ago. 374 00:16:40,451 --> 00:16:43,661 - I did, I'm just fucking stressed. - Because of this? 375 00:16:43,746 --> 00:16:46,581 - No. My son Dylan. - Is he okay? 376 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,000 Got into Princeton. 377 00:16:49,085 --> 00:16:52,754 Do you believe this dumbfuck's son got into an ivy league school? 378 00:16:52,838 --> 00:16:56,424 - Well, that's great, right? - Well, problem is, I can't afford it. 379 00:16:56,509 --> 00:16:58,968 - That's why you gotta come back to work. - No. 380 00:16:59,053 --> 00:17:01,388 I can't come back to work because they're not paying me enough. 381 00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:03,431 I'm gonna have to go on the road seven nights a week 382 00:17:03,516 --> 00:17:05,975 just to pay for his school. But I will. 383 00:17:06,227 --> 00:17:07,936 Dice, you don't have to do that. 384 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,438 - No? Why not? - 'Cause that's why I came here, 385 00:17:10,648 --> 00:17:14,651 to offer you the difference in my salary from yours, make us even. 386 00:17:14,735 --> 00:17:16,611 We'd both would be at 10k an episode. 387 00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:19,489 You wanna offer me your money? 388 00:17:19,657 --> 00:17:20,782 Yeah. 389 00:17:20,866 --> 00:17:22,242 Wow, Drama. 390 00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:26,413 Nobody's ever been that selfless. 391 00:17:26,497 --> 00:17:28,540 - So you'll come back to work? - No. 392 00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:32,085 - Why not? - Because they need to pay me, not you. 393 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,421 And the truth is, I think they're going to. 394 00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:36,256 - Based on what? - Gut feeling. 395 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:39,634 - Dice, they replaced you. - With a guy that sucks buffalo dick. 396 00:17:39,718 --> 00:17:41,553 - It's a bluff! - No, it's not. 397 00:17:41,637 --> 00:17:45,348 We're airing in three weeks. They're replacing all the stuff you did today. 398 00:17:45,516 --> 00:17:47,976 Look, I reached out to my old agent, Mike Ovitz. 399 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,060 What did he say? 400 00:17:49,145 --> 00:17:51,312 He hasn't called me back yet, but he will. 401 00:17:51,397 --> 00:17:53,857 And when Ovitz makes a move, the earth shakes. 402 00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:56,568 - Dice. - Drama, listen, 403 00:17:56,652 --> 00:17:59,696 my dad always said, "Drama's a real friend." 404 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:02,991 And I'll never forget your offer, but I know what I'm supposed to get 405 00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:04,784 and I know who's supposed to give it to me. 406 00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:08,329 And I will not accept not getting it. 407 00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:13,501 Well, I am so excited about this. 408 00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:15,753 - I think we're gonna make a great team. - Agreed. 409 00:18:15,838 --> 00:18:18,673 I can't wait to get back to work. it's just... 410 00:18:18,841 --> 00:18:21,926 Well, when you come out of a controlling relationship like I was in, 411 00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:24,053 one that basically sabotaged my career, 412 00:18:24,138 --> 00:18:26,055 it's sometimes tough to move forward. 413 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,475 We're gonna find you something great. We're gonna move forward quickly, 414 00:18:28,559 --> 00:18:30,226 - Melinda, I promise. - Thanks. 415 00:18:30,311 --> 00:18:32,353 - And what about you? - What about me? 416 00:18:32,438 --> 00:18:34,481 - Have you moved forward? - Absolutely. 417 00:18:34,565 --> 00:18:37,525 Well, what happened? Why did you and Sloan break up? 418 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:39,652 - I don't wanna talk about that. - Did she cheat on you? 419 00:18:39,904 --> 00:18:42,155 - No. - It's in that family's blood. 420 00:18:42,239 --> 00:18:44,449 Well, she didn't cheat on me. We had a mutual break-up. 421 00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:47,243 Uh. Nothing with the McQuewicks is ever mutual. 422 00:18:47,995 --> 00:18:51,080 She kind of pushed me into it, but in the end I agreed. 423 00:18:51,165 --> 00:18:53,833 Sure. When I found out Terrance was fucking around on me, 424 00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:57,921 I agreed we were done. I don't think Sloan was ever in my corner anyway. 425 00:18:58,255 --> 00:19:00,965 - I thought you liked Sloan. - As much as you can like an ice princess. 426 00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:02,842 Oh, come on, she's not an ice princess. 427 00:19:02,968 --> 00:19:05,470 Oh, come on, Eric, she's a little cold. 428 00:19:05,763 --> 00:19:07,680 Can we have two more of these when you get a second? 429 00:19:07,765 --> 00:19:08,973 Thanks. 430 00:19:09,558 --> 00:19:10,642 You're not over it. 431 00:19:11,977 --> 00:19:15,813 No. Well, I tell people I am, but I'm not. No one believes me. 432 00:19:16,106 --> 00:19:17,649 You know, we were gonna get married. I wanted to. 433 00:19:18,108 --> 00:19:19,734 Then what happened? 434 00:19:19,818 --> 00:19:21,486 Terrance asked me to sign a prenup. 435 00:19:21,612 --> 00:19:23,404 Ah, must've wised up after me. 436 00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:25,490 Who knows? She probably wanted me to also. 437 00:19:25,574 --> 00:19:27,575 It got ugly though. I mean, I destroyed Murray. 438 00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:29,953 Whatever. The past is the past 439 00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:32,330 and I am moving forward, so. Cheers. 440 00:19:32,623 --> 00:19:34,332 Well, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have brought it up, 441 00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,751 but you're a sweet guy, Eric. 442 00:19:37,503 --> 00:19:38,962 Sloan was lucky to have you. 443 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,381 God, I've never had a guy as committed as you. 444 00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:44,759 If she didn't appreciate it, that's all there is to focus on. 445 00:19:44,843 --> 00:19:46,844 If it wasn't the prenup, it would have been something else. 446 00:19:46,929 --> 00:19:47,929 - You think? - I know. 447 00:19:49,974 --> 00:19:52,308 - Ah, who knows? Maybe she is a little cold. - There you go. 448 00:19:52,393 --> 00:19:53,393 And in the future 449 00:19:53,477 --> 00:19:56,813 - we'll find someone to warm you up. - Great. 450 00:19:57,815 --> 00:20:00,400 And maybe find me someone who doesn't need a pill every five minutes 451 00:20:00,484 --> 00:20:02,443 - to keep me warm. - Wow. 452 00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:05,113 I am really sorry, you guys. 453 00:20:05,197 --> 00:20:07,699 I am gonna make it up to you. How about Hawaii? 454 00:20:07,783 --> 00:20:09,075 Will Taylor come there? 455 00:20:09,159 --> 00:20:11,077 - Him and Robert Pattinson. 456 00:20:11,161 --> 00:20:13,371 Quit while you're ahead, Dad. We still love you. 457 00:20:13,455 --> 00:20:14,539 I love you guys too. 458 00:20:14,623 --> 00:20:16,416 - Hi, baby. - Hi, Mom. 459 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:19,168 - What happened? - I couldn't get out of the office. 460 00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:20,628 - Oh, Ari. - I'm sorry. 461 00:20:20,713 --> 00:20:23,423 And I'm sorry that I brought Dana to the restaurant the other night. 462 00:20:23,507 --> 00:20:25,425 But please stop poisoning the kids. 463 00:20:25,509 --> 00:20:27,176 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Okay, look, 464 00:20:27,261 --> 00:20:29,095 let's just regroup, okay? I'm sorry. 465 00:20:29,179 --> 00:20:31,848 My behavior has been bad. I'm unraveling. 466 00:20:32,099 --> 00:20:34,642 - I don't like not knowing what's happening. - What's to know? 467 00:20:34,727 --> 00:20:37,395 - You're in the office with your girlfriend. - She's the head of a studio. 468 00:20:37,479 --> 00:20:40,106 And how do you think the town would react if they found out about you two? 469 00:20:40,232 --> 00:20:43,276 There's nothing to find out. And I've already suffered the brunt of the gossip 470 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,320 because my wife is running around with Chef Boyardee. 471 00:20:45,571 --> 00:20:48,364 But I didn't disappoint the kids. But that's nothing new. 472 00:20:48,657 --> 00:20:50,658 This has always been the problem. Girlfriend or not, 473 00:20:50,743 --> 00:20:52,410 work has always trumped family for you. 474 00:20:52,953 --> 00:20:56,289 I am trying to do the right thing, but you won't let me. 475 00:20:56,373 --> 00:20:59,042 You say you've changed, but today is the perfect example 476 00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:00,543 of how worthless your words are. 477 00:21:01,879 --> 00:21:02,879 What do you wanna do? 478 00:21:02,963 --> 00:21:04,631 Oh, I did what I want to do. 479 00:21:04,715 --> 00:21:07,467 I called a lawyer and I'm filing for divorce. 480 00:21:12,014 --> 00:21:14,682 So if the network thinks this guy sucks also, 481 00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:15,767 why won't they do something? 482 00:21:15,851 --> 00:21:17,894 Because they're not gonna get pushed around 483 00:21:17,978 --> 00:21:21,397 - by Andrew Dice Clay. - Oh, so this is just about ego? 484 00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:24,192 That's how this town goes sometimes. Yeah. 485 00:21:24,276 --> 00:21:26,986 Is this guy like Moonves' nephew or something? 486 00:21:27,071 --> 00:21:28,738 - What? No. - Is he yours? 487 00:21:28,822 --> 00:21:30,990 No! No. But he was brought in on budget 488 00:21:31,075 --> 00:21:33,117 because we burned so much money doing all this stuff 489 00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:36,746 - with Dice. - Jesus Christ, Phil! On a budget now? 490 00:21:37,665 --> 00:21:39,082 - I don't... - This show could be so great. 491 00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,750 I know that more than I know anything. 492 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:42,627 - I know, I know. - But it needs both of us. 493 00:21:42,961 --> 00:21:45,421 Can you imagine The Flintstones without Barney, 494 00:21:45,506 --> 00:21:48,049 The Honeymooners without Ed Norton? 495 00:21:48,258 --> 00:21:49,550 - Would they work? - I don't know. 496 00:21:49,635 --> 00:21:52,178 And you're depressing the shit out of me because I agree, 497 00:21:52,262 --> 00:21:54,972 but you know what? I'm not sure the network does. 498 00:21:55,265 --> 00:21:56,933 What do you mean? 499 00:21:57,476 --> 00:21:59,519 Forget the budget. Maybe it's ego, 500 00:21:59,603 --> 00:22:02,522 maybe it's not. I don't wanna make your ego any crazier. 501 00:22:02,606 --> 00:22:04,190 That's not possible. 502 00:22:04,274 --> 00:22:06,943 But they don't see the show like you do. 503 00:22:07,027 --> 00:22:09,404 They don't see a buddy show. They love Dice, 504 00:22:09,488 --> 00:22:12,240 but they see you really carrying it. 505 00:22:12,324 --> 00:22:15,910 If this show goes, they'll really just tailor the whole thing around you. 506 00:22:17,496 --> 00:22:18,579 Wow. 507 00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:21,874 - I don't think I've ever heard that. - Feels good, doesn't it? 508 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,252 - Yeah, it feels great. - Yeah. 509 00:22:25,629 --> 00:22:27,380 Ah, but... But I'm not buying it though. 510 00:22:27,464 --> 00:22:30,717 We need Dice. We're a magical combination together. 511 00:22:30,801 --> 00:22:32,802 - I know it! - What are you gonna do? 512 00:22:34,972 --> 00:22:36,973 I guess what I have to do. 513 00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:40,810 Since they believe in me, I'm walking also. 514 00:22:45,816 --> 00:22:48,568 What put you in Carl Ertz's house that night? 515 00:22:48,652 --> 00:22:49,986 Honestly, work. 516 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,072 I wanted to get this project going for my brother and he was into it. 517 00:22:53,157 --> 00:22:55,241 Did you really not see what an unstable person he was? 518 00:22:55,325 --> 00:22:57,076 You trusted that he was capable of helping you. 519 00:22:57,161 --> 00:22:59,162 He was an addict and I wanted to give him a chance. 520 00:22:59,246 --> 00:23:00,830 Like you want another chance? 521 00:23:00,914 --> 00:23:02,498 - Yes. - So in hindsight, 522 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:05,376 do you regret putting yourself in that position? 523 00:23:06,044 --> 00:23:07,128 I don't follow. 524 00:23:07,212 --> 00:23:08,921 Well, you risked your own salvation for a man 525 00:23:09,006 --> 00:23:10,673 that ultimately didn't care about yours. 526 00:23:11,467 --> 00:23:12,425 So be it. 527 00:23:12,509 --> 00:23:14,677 Do think that in some way had something to do 528 00:23:14,762 --> 00:23:16,804 with your father abandoning you and your family? 529 00:23:18,015 --> 00:23:19,724 - I think that's a stretch. - Perhaps, 530 00:23:19,808 --> 00:23:21,017 but you said yourself if he showed up today 531 00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:22,351 you'd welcome him back into your life. 532 00:23:22,436 --> 00:23:24,562 - I didn't say that. - So you wouldn't? 533 00:23:25,105 --> 00:23:26,814 I'd help him financially if he needed it. 534 00:23:26,899 --> 00:23:27,940 But you are angry with him? 535 00:23:28,859 --> 00:23:30,568 I wouldn't change my childhood... 536 00:23:30,736 --> 00:23:33,613 Not even the memory of him walking out at dinner without saying goodbye. 537 00:23:33,697 --> 00:23:35,072 Why is that? 538 00:23:36,033 --> 00:23:38,785 I was raised by my mother, my grandmother and my aunt. 539 00:23:39,369 --> 00:23:40,661 They gave me the strength. 540 00:23:40,746 --> 00:23:42,914 And it's because of them, I think, that I have an appreciation 541 00:23:42,998 --> 00:23:44,707 and respect for women most men don't have. 542 00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:46,250 Even porn stars? 543 00:23:48,170 --> 00:23:50,755 I neverjudged Sasha for what she did. 544 00:23:50,839 --> 00:23:54,008 I always saw her for the beautiful, intelligent woman she is. 545 00:23:54,092 --> 00:23:55,510 Would she corroborate that? 546 00:23:56,261 --> 00:23:58,971 Like most relationships, we had our problems and, unfortunately for her, 547 00:23:59,056 --> 00:24:00,556 she saw me in my darkest days. 548 00:24:01,183 --> 00:24:04,393 She deserved better than me and I hope she finds it. 549 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,188 - Thank you for your honesty. - Thanks for the second chance. 550 00:24:07,981 --> 00:24:09,315 Turtle, see you soon. 551 00:24:09,399 --> 00:24:11,400 - Good to see you again. - I'll be in touch. 552 00:24:11,485 --> 00:24:12,568 Do you wanna grab a drink? 553 00:24:13,654 --> 00:24:16,280 No, I don't think that would be right. 554 00:24:16,365 --> 00:24:19,116 But you know all about me now and I know nothing about you. 555 00:24:19,201 --> 00:24:21,661 Yes. That's because I'm the journalist 556 00:24:21,745 --> 00:24:23,454 and you're the subject. 557 00:24:23,831 --> 00:24:25,873 I just thought since I managed to stay professional, 558 00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:27,124 we could get to know each other now. 559 00:24:27,209 --> 00:24:29,669 Mr. Chase, I'm flattered, but I take my work very seriously 560 00:24:29,753 --> 00:24:31,963 and I really wouldn't want to compromise that for a fleeting desire. 561 00:24:32,047 --> 00:24:34,006 After all, desire attained is not in fact desire. 562 00:24:34,091 --> 00:24:36,175 Can you please respect that? 563 00:24:36,677 --> 00:24:38,427 - Yeah. - Thank you. 564 00:24:44,059 --> 00:24:46,686 - She's a tough one, huh? - I love her. 565 00:24:47,479 --> 00:24:50,398 Do you know that Terrance still has nannies come to the house on Halloween 566 00:24:50,482 --> 00:24:52,441 - to handle the trick-or-treaters? - Oh, come on. 567 00:24:52,609 --> 00:24:53,609 - Yeah. - Which is probably why 568 00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:54,819 Sloan is the way she is. 569 00:24:54,903 --> 00:24:56,195 Oh, that and the fact that he gives her 570 00:24:56,280 --> 00:25:00,199 - a $200,000-a-month allowance. - Well, she has a job. 571 00:25:00,701 --> 00:25:03,369 - Doing what? - Planning parties for charities. 572 00:25:06,957 --> 00:25:08,916 - Oh, boy. - Oh, my goodness, 573 00:25:09,001 --> 00:25:10,877 I have not laughed like this in years. 574 00:25:10,961 --> 00:25:13,087 Oh, I have. Sloan's a laugh a minute. 575 00:25:13,171 --> 00:25:15,381 - You've got to hear her. - I'm sad. 576 00:25:15,924 --> 00:25:17,842 - You're drunk. - That is true. 577 00:25:17,926 --> 00:25:19,760 Why don't we call a cab, get you home? 578 00:25:22,973 --> 00:25:24,807 You've never needed Viagra, have you, Eric? 579 00:25:27,728 --> 00:25:31,105 - Hey, it's Dana. Leave a message. 580 00:25:35,152 --> 00:25:37,028 Fuck you, plant. 581 00:25:37,112 --> 00:25:40,031 Fuck you, fucking 20" screen. 582 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:42,825 Fuck you, 583 00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:45,411 you fucking stupid fucking balcony! 584 00:25:45,495 --> 00:25:48,664 - Shut the fuck up! - Fuck you the most! 585 00:25:53,921 --> 00:25:54,921 Hello? 586 00:25:55,005 --> 00:25:56,464 - Ari? - Dana. 587 00:25:56,715 --> 00:25:59,342 - Hey, how are you? - Did you just call me? 588 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,594 - It's possible. - Are you okay? 589 00:26:02,012 --> 00:26:04,180 - Uh... 590 00:26:04,348 --> 00:26:06,432 - I don't think so. - I'm sorry. 591 00:26:06,516 --> 00:26:09,018 No, it's all right. What can you do? 592 00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:11,604 I can come over. 593 00:26:13,523 --> 00:26:16,400 Is this some sort of cruel prank to stick it to me? 594 00:26:16,526 --> 00:26:19,779 Because I cannot deal with a revenge fuck right now. 595 00:26:20,906 --> 00:26:21,906 Well, maybe I can. 596 00:26:22,032 --> 00:26:24,533 Ari, I'm lonely. 597 00:26:25,327 --> 00:26:28,454 I freaked today and I know this is complicated, 598 00:26:28,538 --> 00:26:32,208 but I guess what I'm trying to say is, 599 00:26:32,292 --> 00:26:35,503 I can see how complicated it is for you too, 600 00:26:35,587 --> 00:26:37,380 so one day at a time. 601 00:26:37,798 --> 00:26:40,216 I'll take my chances if you still want to. 602 00:26:40,676 --> 00:26:42,051 No pressure. 603 00:26:44,721 --> 00:26:46,806 - We're going to hell. - No. 604 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:49,266 - Oh, I am for sure. - Oh, stop. 605 00:26:49,351 --> 00:26:51,602 We bonded over drunken sharing and painful memories. 606 00:26:51,687 --> 00:26:53,729 It happens all the time. 607 00:26:53,814 --> 00:26:55,564 I actually feel better. 608 00:26:56,233 --> 00:26:57,483 I do too. 609 00:26:58,068 --> 00:26:59,944 So we used each other. 610 00:27:00,529 --> 00:27:01,779 Yeah, no big deal. 611 00:27:03,448 --> 00:27:06,242 You can get that. I won't take it personally. 612 00:27:12,249 --> 00:27:13,207 Hello? 613 00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,626 Please tell me you didn't meet with Melinda. 614 00:27:15,794 --> 00:27:17,586 - Sloan? - My fatherjust called 615 00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:20,756 to tell me that Melinda emailed him that she was gonna fuck you. 616 00:27:20,924 --> 00:27:22,758 That's just nuts. 617 00:27:22,843 --> 00:27:24,719 - Did you meet her? - Yeah, I met her. 618 00:27:24,803 --> 00:27:26,846 - She asked me to represent her, that's all. - And you didn't think 619 00:27:26,930 --> 00:27:28,055 - to ask me? - Well, I did, 620 00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:29,140 and then the thought occurred to me 621 00:27:29,224 --> 00:27:31,726 that you and I aren't in each other's lives anymore. So what's the point? 622 00:27:33,603 --> 00:27:35,896 There's no point, Eric. Goodbye. 623 00:27:37,899 --> 00:27:39,108 Uh-oh. 624 00:27:43,155 --> 00:27:45,322 Did you meet with me just to get back at Terrance? 625 00:27:46,158 --> 00:27:49,535 Maybe at first, but then I had a really great time. 626 00:27:52,122 --> 00:27:54,915 You're still gonna be my manager though, right? 627 00:28:00,130 --> 00:28:02,381 Sittin', thinkin' 628 00:28:02,466 --> 00:28:04,759 Sinkin', drinkin' 629 00:28:04,843 --> 00:28:09,221 Wondering what I'll do when I'm through tonight 630 00:28:09,639 --> 00:28:12,058 Smokin', mopin' 631 00:28:12,142 --> 00:28:14,393 Maybe just hopin' 632 00:28:14,478 --> 00:28:19,065 Some little girl will pass on by 633 00:28:19,149 --> 00:28:21,400 Don't wanna be alone 634 00:28:21,485 --> 00:28:23,986 But I love my girl at home 635 00:28:24,613 --> 00:28:28,365 I remember what she said 636 00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:31,827 She said, my, my, my 637 00:28:31,912 --> 00:28:34,288 Don't tell lies 638 00:28:34,372 --> 00:28:38,125 Keep fidelity in your head 639 00:28:39,336 --> 00:28:43,672 My, my, my, don't tell lies 640 00:28:43,882 --> 00:28:48,302 When you're done You'll sure go to bed 641 00:28:49,012 --> 00:28:50,930 Don't say hi 642 00:28:51,014 --> 00:28:53,641 Like a spider to a fly 643 00:28:53,725 --> 00:28:57,144 Jump right ahead and you're dead 644 00:28:59,022 --> 00:29:01,065 Sit up, fed up 645 00:29:01,149 --> 00:29:03,609 Low down, go round 646 00:29:03,693 --> 00:29:08,155 Down to the bar at the place I'm at