1 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,400 Vince, this is the fifth fucking message I left. 2 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,000 Will you call me back please? 3 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,200 - Where is he? - Easy, E. 4 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,500 He's with the jewelry store girl. Let him fuck in peace. 5 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:29,500 We got Amanda at 1 :00. He won't call me back. You're not worried? 6 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:30,800 No, I'm more worried about Turtle 7 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,300 jerking off Pauly Shore for the past half hour. 8 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,800 Yeah, what's your problem with Pauly again, Drama? 9 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,800 - Why do you hate him? - It shouldn't matter why I hate him. 10 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,400 We're family. If I hate him, you gotta hate him. 11 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,900 All right, I hate him. I hate him. 12 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:45,300 You are one Benedict Arnold traitorous motherfucker, you know that, Turtle? 13 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:47,000 - Easy, Drama. - No, don't "easy" me 14 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:48,800 when you're making nice with my mortal enemy over there. 15 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,600 I didn't make nice, okay? 16 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,200 In fact, if it makes you feel better, I told Pauly to go fuck himself. 17 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,500 That does make me feel good. 18 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,500 So what did he want anyway? 19 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,600 He's got some stupid new hidden camera show called "Gotcha." 20 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:03,400 It's like a rip off of "Punk'd." 21 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,800 - Yeah? - Yeah, and he wanted to "get" you. 22 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,700 - Really? - Yeah, for the premiere episode. 23 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,500 And he wanted me to be the rat-faced accomplice. Can you believe that? 24 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:13,600 I guess he thinks your series is gonna be a hit, Drama. 25 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,600 Yeah, I guess so. Fucking user. 26 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,000 I'm in. 27 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,500 - You're in? - Yeah, I'll do the jerkoff's show. 28 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,700 It's a hidden camera show. You already know about it. You can't do it. 29 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,300 I'll act like I don't know about it. I can pull it off. 30 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:29,700 You see the billboard? 31 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:31,700 Call him, Turtle. 32 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:34,300 - Okay. - Call Vince again. 33 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:35,900 I called three times already. 34 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:37,500 Let him fuck in peace. 35 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,900 Fine, I'll call him. 36 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,000 Are you going to ignore your phone all day? 37 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,400 Well, this is a one-time thing. I'm making the most of it. 38 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,700 So listen, the People's Choice people need an answer. 39 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:56,400 Do you want to be a presenter at the show? 40 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,300 Wow. 41 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,100 - All business. - Not all business, 42 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:03,400 but might as well get it out of the way, right? 43 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,000 Do you wanna do it? 44 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,500 Honestly? No. Do you think I should? 45 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,600 Not really. 46 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:13,100 So it's a pass. 47 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:15,400 I guess so. 48 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,800 See how easy that was, if you're just honest with me? 49 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:19,600 Well, from now on I always will be. 50 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,600 Good. 51 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,700 So... 52 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,900 this was fun, huh? 53 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Yes this was, 54 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,700 but until I vacate the premises, 55 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:32,000 this still is the one time. 56 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:35,000 Uh-oh. 57 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 How come anytime I ask you to take a day you can't, 58 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,800 but your little "pledge brother" comes to visit and you clear your calendar? 59 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:42,000 Because every time you ask, I have a very important meeting. 60 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,400 Just luck of the draw, baby. 61 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:45,200 Why is he staying with us anyway? 62 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,000 'Cause not everyone can afford a hotel room in Beverly Hills. 63 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,400 Well, not everybody likes to get sexually harassed 64 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:51,900 by your fraternity brothers. 65 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:53,800 We have not seen Scott Siegal in 10 years. 66 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,100 - Let's not live in the past. - Oh, the past where he would yell 67 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:57,600 "Hey, Sweet-ass" at me and you would laugh like an idiot? 68 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:59,700 - It was funny. - Yeah? I never thought so. 69 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,800 That's because you don't have a sense of humor. 70 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:05,100 Do you know that he was ahead of Conan O'Brien at the Lampoon? 71 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:07,300 Yeah, and now he's making 'em laugh as a bartender at Hooters. 72 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,600 - Who'da thunk it? - That's when he was 27. 73 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,000 He could be manager of the Hooters for all we know. 74 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,500 And the fiancee is staying here also? 75 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,600 No, he's gonna actually keep her locked up in the car. 76 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,200 Well, he probably should 77 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,600 if she's anything like the girl that he brought to the wedding. 78 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,800 Be nice. Scott could never get good-looking women, 79 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:24,000 but at least he's found love. 80 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,100 Oh, God, I hope she's not another shot-putter. 81 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,200 - He's early. - Be nice. 82 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 There they are! The most powerful couple in L.A., huh? 83 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:38,200 - Scotty, my man, how are you doing? - Good to see you, great. 84 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,000 Wow, look at you. 85 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,700 You haven't aged a day. What do you do, 86 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,400 - Pilates three days a week? - Stop it. 87 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,900 Come here, let me feel that tautness. 88 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:48,100 It's a joke. I'm kidding. 89 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,000 A little humor for old time's sake. 90 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:52,200 - You look gorgeous. Get over here. - Thank you. 91 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,000 - Can I get a hug or what? - Okay. Yes. 92 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,800 Scotty, where's this alleged fiancee of yours? 93 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,300 Oh, she's coming. She's coming. 94 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,600 Hey, baby! Come here, I wanna show you off. 95 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:03,400 Okay, babe, just give me a second, okay? 96 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,600 All right. 97 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:08,400 Holy shit. 98 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,100 Yeah, I scored big time, huh? 99 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,300 And Jewish. 100 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:14,900 - Come on. - Well, she's converting. 101 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,300 Gonna have her bat mitzvah three weeks before the wedding. 102 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,800 It could have been you if you didn't reject me so many times. 103 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,500 - Oh, I missed you. - Hi. 104 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,600 - How are you doing? - I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, hi. 105 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,600 - This is Lori, Ari. - Hi, hello. 106 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,700 - Hi, it's nice to meet you. - Baby, meet the only girl 107 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,200 that could have kept us from being together. 108 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,000 I don't think so. 109 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,400 Hi, it's nice to meet you. 110 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:37,100 So nice to meet you. 111 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:39,400 He don't suspect a thing, Pauly. 112 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,800 No, not a thing. 113 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,500 Yes, I'll bring him to the marina myself. 114 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,400 1 :00, all right. Peace. 115 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,500 - We're in. - Yes! This is gonna be sweet. 116 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,700 - Yeah, if you don't overact. - Oh, please. 117 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,800 Like Sandy Meisner always said to me-- 118 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,300 through the pages of his books, of course-- 119 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:59,800 - Of course. - "Be in the moment." 120 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:02,000 Jesus, finally. Where the fuck are you? 121 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,500 I'm at the house. Where are you? 122 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,900 I don't have a key. 123 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,500 You know we got Amanda in an hour, right? 124 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,200 No, I didn't know that. Why would I know that? 125 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,100 'Cause I left you five messages. 126 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:15,900 You know I don't know how to check voice mail. Why are we meeting her? 127 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:17,600 You said you would apologize for last night. 128 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,300 Oh, right. Okay, I will. I'll call her. 129 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:22,500 All right, look, Vince, I don't want anything hanging over this relationship, 130 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:24,800 so I already called her office and set the meeting. You okay with that? 131 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,700 - Oh, yeah. - Okay. 132 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,500 - I got another pilot today, bro'. - Really? 133 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:29,600 Yeah. 134 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,300 That was very chivalrous, Vince. 135 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:35,700 It's been a long time since a man has sent me flowers 136 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,200 that wasn't business related. 137 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:39,700 Well this was business related, wasn't it? 138 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:42,200 - Don't be fresh. - Okay, okay. 139 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:46,400 So apparently Eric put lunch on the books for today. 140 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:49,000 I know. He wants me to apologize for last night. 141 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,800 - For which part? - The part he was there for. 142 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:54,000 Well, you can tell him we handled it. 143 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,500 I'd rather not. 144 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,600 So what do you suggest? 145 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,100 I don't know. I think we should go to lunch. 146 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,700 I'd hate for him to feel slighted. 147 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:04,600 You boys have a very strange relationship. 148 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,900 What, lunch would be so bad? 149 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:09,300 Do you wanna go so Eric won't feel slighted 150 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:12,900 or do you wanna go because you can't wait to see me again? 151 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,600 I don't know. Maybe both. 152 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:17,500 Well, maybe it won't be so bad. 153 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,500 The real key to these things, Turtle, 154 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,600 is to go down with some dignity, 155 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:26,200 and not disgrace the good Chase name by whimpering 156 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,500 Iike Justin Timberlake did when he got "Punk'd." 157 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,500 Like you didn't cry when the lRS seized your condo. 158 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:35,100 What a man does in the sanctity of his own home is his business, Turtle. 159 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,600 What he does on national TV is the nation's. 160 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,500 Whoa, look at all the extras. 161 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,700 They must have spent a fortune to pull this off. 162 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:46,000 Either that or they're only here to eat and shop. 163 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,500 There's a spot right there. Take it. 164 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:53,400 Hey, we were here first, asshole! 165 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:57,000 - Yo, move the car. - Easy, Drama. That's Chuck Liddell. 166 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,900 - What's a Chuck Liddell? - The guy's the Ultimate Fighting champ. 167 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:03,600 They call him "The lceman." He KO'd Randy Couture twice last year. 168 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,100 I'm giving him the spot out of respect. 169 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:08,700 Don't be a schmuck, Turtle. Liddell's the "got." 170 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,900 - You think? - Yeah, no doubt. 171 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:12,300 Check out the hidden camera van 172 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:14,200 parked conveniently right next to the empty spot. 173 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:16,100 I don't see any cameras, Drama. 174 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,600 They're in there, Turtle. Trust me, they're in there. 175 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,700 You guys gonna move? 176 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,200 - I ain't taking any chances. - We're not going anywhere. 177 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:27,000 We leave this spot, Pauly's gonna come running out, calling me a pussy. 178 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:29,800 If that happens, my street cred will be toast. 179 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:35,500 Come on, Drama! 180 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,200 C'est la vie, Turtle my boy. 181 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:42,100 - Let the games begin. - Look, buddy. 182 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:44,500 - I was here first. - I don't think so. 183 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,400 That spot's ours. 184 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,900 So why don't you and your hooptie just move along now? 185 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:51,700 - My what? - Your hooptie. Your beater. 186 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,300 Your hunk of junk. Move along. 187 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,500 You should watch who you're talking to like that, my friend. 188 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:59,100 I ain't your friend, tough guy. Yeah, that's right, 189 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:01,600 I know who you are, you WWF wannabe. 190 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:05,200 So are you gonna move your car? Or do l gotta get in there and move it for you? 191 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,600 Daddy? 192 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,500 You're lucky my daughter's in the car. 193 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,600 I'd kick every tooth in your head out. 194 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,600 Yeah, and I would rip your foot off when you tried. 195 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,200 Whoa, Mr. Liddell, please don't hit me, okay? 196 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:23,200 Sorry about my friend. He just didn't take his meds today. 197 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:25,600 I'll see you around, friend. 198 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:29,200 Yeah, I hope so, Chuckie. I hope so. 199 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:33,800 Big fan. 200 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,800 What do you think about that for a performance? 201 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,500 I think that was the sickest thing I ever seen. 202 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,400 Yeah, so sick Pauly didn't even wanna come out of hiding. 203 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,500 I'm gonna go park the car. 204 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,700 I'm gonna find Pauly. 205 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,700 Pauly! 206 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,500 Hey Mister! Wanna buy a box of cookies? 207 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:01,700 Sure, sweetheart. Anything for the Girl Scouts. 208 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,800 Oh, that's my favorite. What do I owe you? 209 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:06,600 $200. 210 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:10,300 $200 for a box of cookies? I don't think so. 211 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:11,900 Pay up, Grandpa... 212 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,200 or I'm gonna scream. 213 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,100 So scream. 214 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,600 He stole my cookies! 215 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,300 All right, don't scream. Don't scream, don't-- 216 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:23,400 Okay, all right, whoa whoa whoa. Here-- 217 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,500 Get away from me, you rotten kids! 218 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,400 All right, here, take it! 219 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,000 Gotcha, Drama! 220 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,100 You got "got!" 221 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,000 - I got what? - You got got! 222 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,800 You got got! You got got! 223 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:40,500 This is your "got," Pauly? What about Liddell? 224 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,500 - What about what? - Chuck Liddell, where's he at? 225 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,900 I don't know anything about no Chuck Liddell, Drama, but what I do know is... 226 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:48,400 You got got! 227 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:55,600 - How does that feel, babe? - It feels good. 228 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,300 - Huh? - That feels good. 229 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,800 How the fuck did he get her? Seriously. 230 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,800 - What, are you jealous? - No. 231 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,100 Maybe. 232 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,700 Well, if that's what you want, Ari, it's not too late. 233 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,100 Over 10 years of marriage and no pre-nup-- 234 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,400 - I think it's a little past too late. - Whatever. 235 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,000 Don't "whatever" me. Answer the question, baby. 236 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,600 How the fuck could he have possibly gotten that? 237 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,300 - Ari, he is one of your oldest friends. - I love him, baby, 238 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,800 but in college he couldn't close a screen door. 239 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:23,400 I think you were right. It seems like he's changed. 240 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,500 - The sexual harasser? - Well, he's grown into himself. 241 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,200 He wanted to feel your tautness. 242 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,400 Well I guess Pilates has paid off. Nice that somebody noticed. 243 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:37,100 Two meals in two days. 244 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,200 I'm starting to feel like one of the popular kids. 245 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,900 Well... 246 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,800 Well... 247 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,900 Well... 248 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,000 this is awkward. 249 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 - Last night was awkward. - Oh, last night. 250 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,800 No, it's fine, Eric. 251 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,100 - Really, it is. - No, it's not fine, Amanda. 252 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,200 I think when Vince called you "cute" it came off in a way 253 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,800 that I don't think he meant for it to come off as. 254 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,600 How so? 255 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:01,300 You know-- 256 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,000 why am I talking? Vince, do you wanna talk? 257 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,200 Sure, what do you want me to say? 258 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,800 - You should say "I'm sorry." - I'm sorry, Amanda. 259 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,000 For what exactly? 260 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,400 For calling you cute. 261 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,800 So you don't think I'm cute? 262 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,800 No, I think you're cute, 263 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,800 - but Eric doesn't think-- - Oh, Eric doesn't think I'm cute. 264 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,400 No, I just-- 265 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,700 I think it was inappropriate for Vince to say that. I mean, wasn't it? 266 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,700 Oh, well, it may have been, 267 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:29,500 but I mean, my feeling is that Vince didn't mean it 268 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,600 to demean me, and I didn't take it that way. 269 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,800 Am I right, Vince? 270 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,400 Yes, you are. 271 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,200 Completely. But Eric is right as well, 272 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,000 because me calling you cute 273 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,700 might actually make you think that I look at you as a sex object, 274 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,500 when in fact, I see you 275 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:48,000 as one of the smartest, most interesting women 276 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,400 I have ever met. 277 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,400 - Well, thank you. - As well as beautiful. 278 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,400 - Thank you again. - You're welcome again. 279 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:59,500 So we're all good then? 280 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:05,500 - Yeah, I guess. - Great. So what else is happening? 281 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,300 We were gonna discuss whether or not Vince 282 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,600 should present at the People's Choice Awards. 283 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,800 - Oh, yeah? What do you think? - I don't think he should do it. 284 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,500 Me either. 285 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,900 Jinx. 286 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,100 I can't believe you fucked her. This is so fucked. 287 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,200 I don't know what you're making such a big deal about. 288 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,700 You don't know what I'm making such a big deal about? 289 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,200 - You're fucking your agent. - I am not fucking my agent. 290 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:28,000 - What does that mean? - It means we had sex. 291 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,300 Once. That's it. It wasn't emotional, 292 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,300 - and now it's over. - It wasn't emotional. 293 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,500 You guys were like a bad Meg Ryan movie in there. 294 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,300 Well, it was her idea, not mine. 295 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:39,600 She was right. You know, now I can focus on work 296 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,300 instead of wondering, you know, what it would have been like. 297 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,500 E, seriously, it's all good. 298 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,300 Just don't say anything to Amanda. It could really fuck things up. 299 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,900 - Oh, yeah, like they're not already? - No, they're not. 300 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,700 They're fine. I promise, okay? Say "okay." 301 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,700 - Okay. - Just let it go already, Drama? 302 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,500 - Let what go? - Let it go? 303 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,000 I've got a lifetime of looking over my shoulder to look forward to. 304 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,300 - I'm like Henry Hill. - So what happened? 305 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:09,100 - Chuck Liddell is gonna kill me. - Chuck Liddell is? 306 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,400 - Yeah. - The UFC guy? 307 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,700 - Yeah. - He's big. 308 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,100 Why would Chuck Liddell wanna kill you? 309 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,700 Because the universe hates this current wave of success I'm having. 310 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,200 - Johnny-- - I can't even speak, bro. 311 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,200 What the fuck is going on, Turtle? 312 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,900 Yeah, Turtle. What the fuck is going on? 313 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,500 It's nothing, really. 314 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,800 Yes, he did get into a little altercation with Chuck, 315 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,600 but that doesn't matter. Chuck doesn't even know who he is. 316 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,300 Well well well, John Chase. 317 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,500 It's your old friend Chuck Liddell. 318 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,300 What are the odds? I get back to my house, 319 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,800 Iook out my window, 320 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,700 and see your chicken neck staring back at me 321 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,600 from some douchebag fucking NBC billboard. 322 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,700 Well I found you, John Chase, 323 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:50,200 and I'm sure glad I did. I'll be seeing you soon, John. 324 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,200 Very soon. 325 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,300 I'm a dead man. 326 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,300 It is absolutely beautiful, Lori. 327 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,300 Scott, it's beautiful. 328 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,000 - It's blood-free too. It costs extra, - Mmm. 329 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:06,000 but Scotty wanted to be assured that no Africans lost any limbs for this. 330 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:09,200 - Well, we all have to do our part. - Yeah. 331 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,000 - Is it real? - Come on, what are you, kidding? 332 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,600 Look at that thing. It's a four-carat "D" color, man. 333 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,200 That thing cost more than my car. 334 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:19,200 I wouldn't brag about that, Scotty. What are you driving? 335 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,300 You still got that Caprice... 336 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,700 that you held onto for 10 years after college? 337 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,600 - Oh, remember that piece of crap? - Yeah. 338 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,400 - Oh my God. - No no. 339 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:30,100 I got the new Bentley GT now. 340 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,300 - He bought me one too for Hanukkah. - Chhh-anukkah. 341 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,400 - Chanukah. - Bentleys, huh? 342 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,100 That pension plan must be really paying off at Hooters. 343 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,600 Ari. 344 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,900 You still working at Hooters, Scotty? 345 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,900 You didn't tell-- You worked at Hooters? 346 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,700 Years ago. Don't hold it against me. 347 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,200 It was back during my 348 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,500 "make-my-parents-feel-like- they-fucked-me-up" phase. 349 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,400 I know that phase. Two years skiing in Aspen, 350 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,000 - and then I was an actress. - Culinary school, 351 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,300 but then I finally got it together and went to med school. 352 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,600 - What, you're a doctor? - Radiologist. 353 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,600 Babe-- I'm still only a resident. 354 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,200 - Lori, that is very impressive. - Hey, look, she's only 26. 355 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,700 She's just a baby. 356 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,800 - I'm just your baby. - You're my baby. 357 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,200 What are you doing, Scotty? 358 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,100 God, when was the last time that we spoke? 359 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,100 - You were selling T-shirts in Philly, - Oh. 360 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,600 then you kind of disappeared when I told you I'd hook you up with a job out here. 361 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,800 Right, Ari wanted me to come out here and work for him, 362 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,400 Iike I was still his "little brother" back at the frat. 363 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:27,000 - God, could this guy haze. - I've heard some stories. 364 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,800 - It's true. - What are you doing now? 365 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,000 Actually, Ari, I don't do anything. 366 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,900 I made a fortune in stamps. 367 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,400 What? 368 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,600 What does that mean? Stamps? 369 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,100 Stamps-dot-com. 370 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,400 Three little words that saved my life-- 371 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,500 "stamps, dot, com." 372 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,900 Got in at the beginning, sold out at the top. 373 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,900 - Made $65 million. - $65 million. 374 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,600 - Fuck you. - He's exaggerating. 375 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,000 - Well, taxes. - As usual you're right. 376 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,400 It's more like 45, cash. 377 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,200 - You know? - Give or take. 378 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,500 - Fuck me. - Scott, that is an amazing story. 379 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,000 You know what? I always knew you would find your way. 380 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,500 Wow, you know that means a lot to me. 381 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,700 So hey, how about a toast? 382 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,800 To all of our success 383 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,500 and to our most beautiful women. 384 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,900 - Oh, Scott, that is very sweet. - Thank you. 385 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:19,300 - Ari, come on. - A hopeless romantic. 386 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,100 - Hey... huh? - Ari, cheers. Pass the love over here. 387 00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,100 Chuck continues to tee up. Oh, Chuck! 388 00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,000 Combinations, uppercut-- 389 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,200 Oh, Jesus. Sweet merciful Jesus. 390 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,900 - Say something, Vince. - What do I say, Johnny? 391 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,100 I don't know. You always have positive things to say. 392 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,000 Tell me it's gonna be okay. 393 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Everything is gonna be okay. 394 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,200 - He's a mess. - You think so? 395 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,300 Vince usually knows what's gonna be okay and what's not, right? 396 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,300 ...with a vicious combination! 397 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,400 Nasty. He found his range at the end of the first round. 398 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,100 - I'm a ghost. - Turtle to the rescue again. 399 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,400 - Please tell me something good. - I just got off the phone with Hack. 400 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,700 He's got a friend, who's got a friend 401 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,000 who trains with a Brazilian in Liddell's crew. 402 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 He scored us a couple of tickets to this exhibition fight 403 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,900 Liddell's doing tonight down at the Music Box. 404 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,100 So you want me to just deliver myself to the lion's den? 405 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,800 Would you relax, Drama? 406 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,100 It's a benefit for Chuck's foundation-- "Liddell's Kids." 407 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,800 Is that like "Jerry's Kids"? 408 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,800 Not exactly. 409 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,000 Liddell's kids are all juvenile delinquents. 410 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,100 He's working hard to get them off the street. 411 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,500 The Brazilian said Chuck has a soft side, 412 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,700 and when he sees you come down there, 413 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,100 support these kids and apologize, 414 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,100 he'll drop the whole thing. 415 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,900 And if he doesn't? 416 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,300 Who knows? 417 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:32,100 What's he really gonna do to you in front of a room full of people? 418 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,100 That. 419 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,500 Unbelievable. 420 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,200 That would suck. 421 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,400 We should just tell them to go to a hotel. 422 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:45,200 - I mean, they can afford it. - What a difference six hours makes. 423 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,300 When I said that, you said, "It's only one night." 424 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,200 "Shit, you could do that in a Mexican jail 425 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,900 and come out almost as clean as you went in," I believe was the quote. 426 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,900 When we were 25, it was funny when he would say how hot you are. 427 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,900 Now it's just annoying. 428 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,500 No, when we were 25, he'd say stuff like "Show me your tits," 429 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,500 or "lf I hit this shot from half court how 'bout a blow job?" 430 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,600 and you'd laugh your ass off. 431 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,500 Now he's sort of complimentary and it's kind of sweet. 432 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,400 - No, it's kind of sickening. - You know what I think? 433 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,800 I think you like Scott as a loser 434 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,700 with no money and no girls, and now he's got more money than you, 435 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,200 and a younger girl, and you're sort of threatened. 436 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,800 - Threatened? - Yes, threatened. 437 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,800 And it's really immature, Ari. 438 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,600 Oh, it's immature that I don't like 439 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,900 my adult friends speaking to my wife like that? 440 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,200 Well, obviously you do, and he does, 441 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,200 so why don't we see how Scott likes it 442 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,700 when I start drooling over the future Mrs. Siegal's soon-to-be-Jewish ass? 443 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,600 Don't look defeated already, Drama. 444 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,800 It's not about Liddell. It's about the delinquents. 445 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,600 I don't wanna make eye contact with any of them. 446 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,600 You scared of a bunch of teenagers? 447 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,100 Turtle, they can do whatever they want and not get charged as adults. 448 00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,600 It's gonna be all right, Johnny. I promise. 449 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,500 I hope so. 450 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,000 All right, I'm gonna hit the head, guys. I'll see you in the seats. 451 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,500 - You gonna be all right alone? - Yeah, I'll be fine in the bathroom. 452 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,500 I'll see you guys at the seats. 453 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,700 All right, see ya. 454 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,100 ...with a vicious combination! 455 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:18,000 Is this the line for the bathroom? 456 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,400 What's the sign say? 457 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,900 Hello? 458 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:29,400 Hey, I just got off with the People's Choice people again, 459 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,600 and apparently, the people have spoken, 460 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,200 and Vince is their choice. 461 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,200 - For what? - "Favorite Male Star of Tomorrow." 462 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,700 Now, it's gonna be kind of hard to say no to him presenting, 463 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,100 since he'll already be there accepting. You on board? 464 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,600 Sure, I'll tell him. 465 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,600 I know it's no Oscar, but it is from the people. 466 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,500 It's fine, Amanda. Really. 467 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:51,100 - Then why am I sensing attitude? - We're cutting you. 468 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,600 - Hello? - I'm not giving you any attitude. 469 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,000 Okay, now I know I'm getting attitude. 470 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,800 - Wanna talk about it, E? - Nope. 471 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,300 Ah... 472 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,400 it sounds like you boys have been gossiping. 473 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,300 Yeah, well he didn't say anything, if that's what matters. 474 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,300 It was obvious. 475 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:09,100 I guess maybe it was. So what now? 476 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,200 You wanna get something off your chest? 477 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:14,100 Yeah. I do. You call me into your office yesterday 478 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,600 to tell me that I'm being unprofessional, 479 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,400 and then you go and do this? I mean, is that even legal? 480 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,500 I'm his agent, not his shrink. 481 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,700 Yeah, well I'm gonna have to be his shrink on this one, okay? 482 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,100 'Cause Vince has a hard time separating business and sex. 483 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,700 Guy almost threw away a $100 million movie last year over Mandy Moore. 484 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,200 I can't let that happen again. 485 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,600 Eric, I love that you care about Vince, but I'm a grown woman. 486 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:35,000 I'm not confused about what I want. I don't play games. 487 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,800 And I don't risk my career or the career of my clients on a whim. 488 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,600 I really like Vince. 489 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,300 It's as simple as that. 490 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,600 Scott, this steak is terrific. 491 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,300 Glatt kosher. 492 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,600 Yeah, we passed by a butcher on Fairfax, 493 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,300 - said we had to get it for you guys. - We're not kosher, Scott. 494 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:56,000 - Well, it was still thoughtful. - It's good clean meat. 495 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,500 - Glatt, right? - Mm-hmm. 496 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,400 Oh, and lean. Not that you need to worry about that. 497 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,700 I'm surprised you eat red meat, Lori. 498 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:06,700 - Why? - I mean, with a body like that-- 499 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,000 So tell us about the honeymoon. 500 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,700 Well, it's gonna be amazing. 501 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,000 - Amazing like that body. - 27 days, you say? 502 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:19,400 - Yeah, yeah. Just the two of us. - And the captain. 503 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,300 I thought about taking sailing lessons 504 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,100 so we could be alone the whole time, but-- 505 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,900 Sounds amazing. Truly amazing. 506 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,900 What, our honeymoon sucked? Come on. 507 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,900 No. And our honeymoon was amazing also, Ari. 508 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,800 Well, we only made it to Hawaii. Didn't have any money 509 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:35,000 Iike most people don't when they get married. 510 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,500 Look, I'm sure wherever you went with this beautiful woman 511 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,900 - was absolutely heavenly. - Thank you, Scott. 512 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,400 Just as I'm sure wherever you go with this little hottie 513 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,300 will be more than amazing. Fuck, it'll be orgasmic. 514 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,500 I mean, I'm sorry, I don't meat to be rude, 515 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,700 but ever since you got here, I have not been able to take my eyes off your ass. 516 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,400 I mean, it's the perfect shape. 517 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,600 It's like God came down, 518 00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:02,100 hand-crafted it, put it on a little silver tray, 519 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:04,900 and hand-delivered it to my man, Scotty. 520 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:07,100 Bravo, Scotty boy! 521 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,200 Bravo! I'm gonna get some scotch. 522 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,200 I am so sorry. 523 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,300 Ari! 524 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,900 What the fuck is wrong with you? 525 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,800 - What, too much? - Just a little. 526 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,900 Payback's a bitch. 527 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,700 I cannot believe how jealous you are of him. 528 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,300 - It is ridiculous. - He won the lottery-- 529 00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:32,700 stamps.com, are you kidding me? 530 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,500 What don't you have, Ari? 531 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:39,200 - I'm sorry, is this not enough for you? - It's enough for me, 532 00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:41,600 but I'm starting to feel that maybe it's not enough for you. 533 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,300 You're right, Ari. It's not enough for me. 534 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,100 That's why I stuck it out with you this long, 535 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,100 in the hopes that your college friend who nauseated me 536 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:51,000 would make $65 million and come back and rescue me from you. 537 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,200 I'm detecting sarcasm. 538 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,900 You're detecting a lot of sarcasm. 539 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,500 This is more than enough for me. 540 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:03,600 You, Ari, are more than enough for me. 541 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,300 Come here. 542 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,500 Oh, oh. 543 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,900 Ahem-- listen, Ari, 544 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,500 I know you were kidding out there, 545 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,100 but Lori doesn't get frat humor, 546 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:18,300 so she's outside getting a cab. 547 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:21,300 I'm gonna grab the bags, and we're gonna go to a hotel. 548 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,700 But listen, I'll be back in a couple of months, 549 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:27,000 and we'll grab a steak and a couple of dancers over at the Rhino, all right? 550 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,200 Sorry. Take care. 551 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:30,900 Should we try to stop them? 552 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,600 No, the kids are at your mom's. 553 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,000 - Let's burn the house to the ground. - Okay. 554 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:48,700 - Come on, Chuck! Choke him out! - Easy, Drama. 555 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:51,000 It's an exhibition fight. There ain't no way he's losing. 556 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,300 Which is good, because he'll definitely be happier than if he lost. 557 00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,600 Yeah, exactly. And if my cheering has anything to do with it, 558 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,500 I will not be silenced. 559 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,400 Come on, Chuck! Finish the punk off! 560 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,100 Yeah! Oh! 561 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,300 Yeah! Yeah, Champ! 562 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:13,300 Yeah, Champ! Yeah! 563 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:15,500 Yeah, Champ! 564 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:19,400 You? What are you doing here? 565 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:22,100 Chuck, Chuck. 566 00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:24,400 Masterful fight, my friend. 567 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,500 - Congratulations. - Get in the ring, Chase. 568 00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,800 That won't be necessary, Chuck. 569 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,700 I merely came to apologize. 570 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:36,400 And to contribute to this most important charity. 571 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:39,100 As a troubled youth myself, I could only have dreamed 572 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,600 of having a role model like you to keep me off the streets. 573 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,500 Quit your ass-kissing, and get in the ring. 574 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,900 Or do I need to come out there and get you? 575 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:49,300 - Where's the nearest exit? - Not near enough, Drama. 576 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,400 We're waiting, John. 577 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,900 - Vince? - What can I do, Johnny? 578 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Nothing, bro'. 579 00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:59,300 You've done enough. I love you. 580 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,200 Friends, 581 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,400 this guy took my parking spot today. 582 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,900 Then he told me to "F" myself in front of my baby girl. 583 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:25,500 So kids, kids, 584 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,600 this is the kind of guy you don't wanna be. 585 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,100 This guy's a punk. 586 00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:33,000 And what do we do with punks? 587 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,800 Take him down! 588 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,700 Put him down! 589 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:40,300 That's right. We take them down. 590 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:42,600 But not in the streets. 591 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:44,800 Here in the Octagon. 592 00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:48,600 Kick his ass! 593 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,100 It was a mistake, Chuck. I swear. 594 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:54,100 It was just a giant misunderstanding. 595 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:57,200 I thought it was this stupid-ass hidden camera show called "Gotcha." 596 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,900 I should have known better. 597 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,700 Chuck, I would never disrespect you. 598 00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:04,400 So please... 599 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,000 ...accept this sincere apology. 600 00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:10,600 Johnny, get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness, 601 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,100 - and I might show you mercy. - Do it! 602 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,900 Yeah, get down on your knees. 603 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,600 - Please, Chuck-- - Look, John, you got two choices-- 604 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:21,900 either you get down or we throw down. 605 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,600 Pussy! 606 00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:48,300 "Gotcha," John. 607 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,800 Huh? 608 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:53,000 Got you, you son of a bitch! 609 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:56,300 You got got! 610 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,100 Yeah, you got got! 611 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,800 You got got! 612 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:02,200 You got got! 613 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,000 You got got! You got got! You got got! 614 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,700 You got got! You got got! 615 00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:11,200 You got got! You got got! 616 00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:13,200 Sorry, I hope you're a good sport, bro'. 617 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,300 Fuck it. Two pilots in one season. 618 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:18,000 Yeah! Yeah! 619 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,100 You got got! 620 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:25,100 You got got, baby! 621 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,000 You asked for it. 622 00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,800 You got got! 623 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:32,700 - You missed it. - It's all good, E. 624 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,200 Pauly's gonna hook us up with the footage so we can relive the agony 625 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,200 - of defeat over and over again. - Nice. 626 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,500 - Where were you? - I was on the phone with Amanda. 627 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,600 Tell me you didn't say something stupid. 628 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,600 Come on, E, you promised. 629 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:45,500 Yeah, and you told me you were with "jewelry store girl." 630 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,100 Looks like we're both liars. 631 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,600 All right, whatever. It's no big deal. 632 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,500 I told you it was a one-time thing. 633 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,600 I'm not sure she sees it that way, Vince, 634 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,900 She said she really likes you. 635 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,500 Really? She said that? 636 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,100 Yeah, she said that. What are you smiling about? 637 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,100 I don't know, 638 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,600 because I think I like her too.