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Subtitles: Lemonhead & Raceman
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WHAT ABOUT BOB?

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What do you think...
Five-button Dolce too edgy

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or just right?

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It depends. You shooting the
pilot or serving finger food?

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Don't give me a hard time
today, Turtle, please!

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So big day all around.
Everyone excited?

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- What are you doing, Vince?
- Can't you tell? Look.

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- I'm channeling Joey Ramone.
- Joey didn't play guitar, Vince.

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No, that's Johnny, who I'd be
perfect for by the way, Vince.

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You know, maybe do a little
brother-brother piece.

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They weren't really
related, Drama.

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- Like anyone believes these two are.
- What the fuck, Turtle?

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I told you I got a big day
today. I don't need this shit!

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Easy, Drama,
I'm just playing!

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Yo, play with someone who
doesn't have a two-page monologue.

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What's the matter, Johnny?
You nervous?

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I haven't had a real part
in a long time,

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and, uh, I got this
big monologue to do.

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Maybe you should
take a Xanax.

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No, no Xanax.
You can't act on Xanax.

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You can't act when you're
having a panic attack either.

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Why would you say
"panic attack"?

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I haven't had
a panic attack since '95.

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I don't need you to go
putting that shit in my head!

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Relax, Drama.
You're going to kill it.

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You know what I do
when I'm anxious, right?

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- No, what?
- I whack off.

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Yeah, that's great, Turtle.
I'm gonna whack off.

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I'm serious. Will you trust me on this?

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A good tug takes
away all your anxiety.

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Yeah, so does a good laugh.
Thanks, man. I'm outta here.

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- Knock 'em dead, Drama.
- Good luck.

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- Thanks, guys.
- I'm gonna roll too.

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Heading over to Paramount
with Bob and Ari.

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First meeting. Sure
you shouldn't be there?

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No, Ari says it's more
mysterious if I don't show.

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Besides, I promised Turtle
I'd take him shopping.

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For what?

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New limited kicks they're
dropping over at Undefeated.

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With my Saigon money
burning a hole in my pocket,

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I may just have to
buy them all.

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Good investment
strategy, Turtle.

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- I'll see you guys.
- Go get 'em, E.

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This could be a big one.

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Ah, the boy wonder.

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- Can you smell it?
- Smell what?

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Napalm.

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"Love the smell
of napalm in the morning.

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"It smells like victory."

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Glad you sound confident,
Ari. Where's Bob?

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I thought you were
gonna call him.

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You said you were
gonna call him.

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- I did?
- Yeah, you did.

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But you didn't,
which is why I did.

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Eric, you did not. Tell
me you did not call Bob.

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We have enough problems with
the studio as it is, all right?

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I don't need this old fuck keeling
over right in the middle of my flow.

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It's his project, Ari.

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That's exactly why
he doesn't need to be here!

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- What?
- He's protected.

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We get him wet with Vince first,
I guarantee you they will fuck us.

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We blow our load with Bob, and we
might not even get our balls tickled.

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Ari, I don't know what the
fuck you're talking about,

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but you're making me
uncomfortable.

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What, did he mug Liberace
on the way over here?

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Be nice.

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- Hey, Bob.
- Hey, Bob.

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Did you try to screw me
out of this meeting, Ari?

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Are you kidding me? Simple
case of miscommunication.

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- Let's not have another one.
- We won't, Bob. I promise.

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- Remember who found this project.
- Remember where you found it...

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Underneath your pillow.
If it wasn't for me

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they wouldn't have uncovered
it until your estate sale.

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This thing is hot, Eric. I can feel it.

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I'm looking forward
to this meeting.

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Me too, Bob.

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You think Dawnie
will be there?

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Dawnie who?

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Dawn Steele, the head
of the studio.

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Bob, Dawn Steele
died nine years ago.

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Oh my God,
you're right.

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I went to her funeral.

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Jeez!

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I don't get it. All these
people are on line for sneakers?

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Oh yeah. Some of them probably
even camped out all night.

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- For sneakers?
- Vince, these ain't just eakers.

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- These are limited edition Fukijamas.
- Fuki-what-as?

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Oh, Vince. You know sometimes
you're so cultureless.

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Fukijama is one of the most famous
graffiti artists in the world.

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Every year Nike commissions
him to do a limited drop.

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200 pairs this year.

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After that he destroys the pattern
and they're never to be made again.

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So they're holding
a pair for you?

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Nah, they refused
to do so.

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But it's an unwritten
law in America:

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bring a movie star, go right
to the front of the line.

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Turtle, are you nuts? These
people will kill us if we cut.

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Nah, they'll be thrilled
just to get a glimpse of you.

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I'm not cutting, Turtle.

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Way to be a man of the people, Aquaman.

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- Vince, these are limited...
- Back of the line, Turtle.

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You're lucky I'm
even willing to wait.

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Hi, I'm Johnny Chase. I was just
wondering, where do I check in?

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Uh, let me see.
We got you...

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- Drama!
- Oh, Jesus, Ed!

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You okay?

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Yeah, you just
startled me a bit.

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Cool, cool.
Good to see you.

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Jesus, man, your hands feel like
you just got out of the lap pool.

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A little nervous?

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Nervous? Me? No, no, I'm
not nervous. I feel great.

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Good, well, you're gonna
feel even greater in a second

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because I just
beefed up your monologue.

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You added to my monologue?

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Yeah, yeah, just a couple
of paragraphs.

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Just think: three minutes,
your face, and a lens.

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Every actor's
fantasy, right?

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Great, great.

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I'm a little nervous.

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It's all good, Bob.
Just relax.

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It's been a long time since I had
a meeting with so much on the line.

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So, what are you thinking
for strategy, Ari?

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I'm thinking that I talk
and you guys listen.

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Well, I'm a little more
personable than you are.

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At if I lead things off
with a joke

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or a trick?
I brought a...

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a deck of cards.

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You brought cards.
He brought cards.

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- I don't think we need cards, Bob.
- Nah.

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I'm not comfortable just
not talking, so what then?

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Why don't you
play solitaire?

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You know what? I don't
like your attitude.

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- Gentlemen.
- There he is.

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How are you, Brad?

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Bradley! Bob Ryan nice to meet you.

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I'm the producer,
in case you had to guess.

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Of course, yeah. It's a
pleasure. Come on in, guys.

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You need anything
to drink... Anything?

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I'd love a cup of Sanka.

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Sanka, get...
Get him a Sanka.

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I hope you brought your
checkbook,

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'cause you're gonna want
to buy this one in the room.

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Great, tell me about it.

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- How do I get there?
- Where do you want to get?

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- I want to get there.
- Have a seat.

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- But...
- Let him through, Ari, Jesus!

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Okay, fellas,
let's get going here.

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- We're excited about this one...
- Bradley, what if I was to tell you

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that you could make
this picture for nothing,

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win an Oscar,
and gross $100 million?

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Is that something you
might be interested in?

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I think I would, Bob.

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- Thanks, Vince.
- Hey, thanks, homes.

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- No problem, man.
- Vince Chase, over here!

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Come on, guys,
I think you got enough.

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- Just a couple more, Vince.
- Hey guys, thanks.

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Thanks for your patience.

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We got no shot here, Vin,
no shot.

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Don't worry. I'm
feeling good about this.

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Yo, Turtle, check it
out, man. Last set of 9s.

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I'm a 10, dickhead.

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Little-ass feet.

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Still feeling good?

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Yeah, I am.
But I don't get it.

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If this was so important,
why didn't you get up

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and stand on line like
the rest of these guys?

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'Cause I had you,
which is like having

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a roll-out-of-bed-late-and-
still-get-the-kicks card.

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If you stop with the negativity,
I will get you these sneakers.

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- How?
- Will you stop with the negativity?

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- Yes.
- Then I will get you the sneakers.

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Yo, listen up! The Fuks
are done. We're sold out.

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How, Vince, how?

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- I'm calling Tracy at Nike.
- Don't think I called her yesterday?

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She's got nothing to do
with this. These are limited.

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The only way we
could have got them was

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- if we cut the fucking line!
- All right, I get it.

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Yo, Santa Monica has a few
pairs left. You'd better hurry.

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Come on, Turtle,
let's hit it.

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You want to race all these
people to Santa Monica?

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If we have to, because we are
getting you those sneakers.

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I love the positivity, Vin,
but it ain't gonna happen.

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All right. You know
what? Let's not even try.

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Aw, fuck that.
We're definitely trying.

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You are not a pussy.
You are not a pussy.

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You are
not a pussy.

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We're ready
for you, Johnny.

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And I'm ready
for you, baby.

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Yeah! Yeah!

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There he is! What do you say, Johnny?

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Hey, hey, hey! I'm gonna kill
this, man. I'm gonna kill it.

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I like the confidence. I want to talk
to you about the blocking, though.

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The blocking?
What blocking?

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The script says
I'm sitting at a table.

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I know, but I came up
with a great shot.

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We're gonna do the
whole thing on the move.

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On the move? I'm doing
my monologue on the move?

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Yeah, yeah, just like this. Just
like life, walking and talking.

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It's gonna be beautiful.

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I don't know, Eddie.
It's a long speech.

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I know, and the guys at the
network don't think we can do it

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but I told them
we got the guy that can.

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Johnny, yo,
where are you going?

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I left the iron on in my
trailer. I'll be right back.

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You are not a pussy.
You are not a pussy.

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You are not a pussy.
You are not a pussy.

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You are not a pussy.
You are not a pussy.

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I think that went
very well.

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Very well?
You lost him at "Sanka."

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The man said, and I'm
quoting, "this is not for us."

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They didn't want
a biopic.

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I have never been turned down
in the room before, never.

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It didn't sound like
a turndown to me.

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It sounded like he just
needed to hear a little more.

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He couldn't hear anything
because you wouldn't stop talking.

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What did you expect? I had
to wing it. You had no plan.

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I had a plan... for you
to shut the fuck up.

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I don't like how he's
speaking to me, Eric.

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Don't speak to him
like that, Ari.

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What if I were to tell you
I had a 22-inch cock?

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Is that something you
might be interested in?

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- Jesus fucking Christ...
- Are you mocking me?

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Why would I mock you?

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Everyone knows the best way
to close a studio deal

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is to pull a quarter
out of the president's ear.

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Ari, it's no one's fault.
It just wasn't for them.

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E, they have no idea
what's for them.

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That's what I do.
I sell.

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It's not your project
to sell, Ari.

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Vince is my client.
Without Vince,

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it's just a bunch of chopped
up trees with words on them.

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You sanctimonious
little piece of crap,

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I put years of my life
into this script.

235
00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:50,500
Bob, relax.

236
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,600
It's my fucking score, Eric,
and he denigrates.

237
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,900
He has no respect.

238
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000
I have 50 years
in this business!

239
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,800
Time was when I'd
walk into the Derby...

240
00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:59,600
they'd kick Coppola
out on his ass

241
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,800
to get me a table!

242
00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:02,800
Time was there was
no sound in movies, Bob.

243
00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:05,300
Ari, let me
handle this.

244
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,500
Bob, I hear you,
and I promise you

245
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,300
you're going to get everything
you want as soon as we set this up.

246
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,600
But Ari does do this every
day, so what do you say

247
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,200
on the next meeting
we let him do his thing?

248
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:18,800
Okay.

249
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,800
But for you, because you're
a nice boy with kind eyes.

250
00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:24,300
Thanks, Bob.

251
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,200
Okay, Ari,
it's your show.

252
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,500
You call the plays and
I'll provide the color.

253
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,900
No.
No fucking color, Bob.

254
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,000
Tell him no color, E.

255
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,200
Let's skip
the color, Bob.

256
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,600
If things go badly,
then maybe you step in.

257
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:39,300
Okay, I'll step in
when it's appropriate.

258
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,900
So where to next?

259
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,900
Disney.
Remember Disney, Bob?

260
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,300
- Yes, I remember.
- The big ears, the little mouse?

261
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,200
I screen-tested
Cybill Shepherd there...

262
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,300
Tons of talent,
no underpants.

263
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,900
How 'bout that, huh?
Fantastic.

264
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:55,500
E, roll with me, we'll save
some gas. I'll drop you off.

265
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,500
Ok. You want to roll with us, Bob?

266
00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:01,000
In that nazi sled?
I don't think so.

267
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,400
All right, well,
I'll see you over there.

268
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:12,500
Ah, good. It's
ringing... Finally.

269
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:16,300
Don't matter. They won't
hold 'em, even for celebs.

270
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,800
I'm just telling you
how the system works.

271
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:22,100
Undefeated, Santa Monica.

272
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,100
Hi, how are you? I'm
Vince Chase. I'm an actor.

273
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,700
<i>You mean Aquaman?</i>

274
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,500
- Yeah.
- Wow, what's up?

275
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:32,300
Well, I'm kind of desperate for
a size 10 pair of the Fukiyamas...

276
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,000
Fukijamas, Vince.
Fukijamas.

277
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,300
He knows what
I'm talking about.

278
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,900
- Man, I've only got one 11.
- He's got an 11. You want 'em?

279
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,800
- Is he gonna hold 'em?
- Do you want 'em?

280
00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:43,600
Fuck yeah! If he's gonna hold 'em
I'll wear three pairs of socks!

281
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,500
Yeah, listen, I'm on my way down
there. Will you hold them for me?

282
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,600
Actually, I'd love to, but we're
not allowed to hold these for anyone,

283
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,400
<i>even celebrities.</i>

284
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,000
It would really
mean a lot to me.

285
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,300
Tssst, I knew they
wouldn't hold them.

286
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,800
$1500 cash in your
pocket when I arrive.

287
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,200
There you go.

288
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,100
Hey Vince, I can't
take your money, man.

289
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,500
But if this is really you, my sister,
man, she's a huge fan of yours.

290
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,700
<i>If you were to show up
at her birthday party,</i>

291
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,300
<i>take a few pictures with her
and her annoying friends,</i>

292
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,100
<i>man, it would be like
you were family.</i>

293
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,500
<i>I could never
say no to family.</i>

294
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,700
- These shoes are cool?
- The coolest.

295
00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,600
All right, fine,
you got a deal.

296
00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:20,600
<i>Nice!</i>

297
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,800
But you still gotta hurry,

298
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,800
'cause if people find
these hidden back here,

299
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,200
<i>they're going
to tear me alive.</i>

300
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:27,200
All right, thanks.

301
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,300
We in?

302
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,500
Say I have juice.
Go ahead, come on.

303
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,500
Say it.

304
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,300
You have juice, Vince.

305
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,800
All right, good, hurry up. Santa Monica.

306
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,200
We're doing 75 on Olympic.
What do you want me to do?

307
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:52,000
What are you doing? I thought
we were going to Disney.

308
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,700
No, Universal.

309
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,800
You told Bob
Disney, Ari.

310
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,200
Did I?

311
00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,300
What are you, fucking
eight years old? Unreal.

312
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,500
- Good morning.
- Ari Gold to see Donna Langley.

313
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,000
- There you go.
- Thank you, sir.

314
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,600
Sir, what's
that name again?

315
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:09,500
Ryan, Bob Ryan.
R-Y-A-N.

316
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,600
I'm here to see
the president of the studio.

317
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,900
Yeah, well, I don't have
a drive-on for a Bob Ryan.

318
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:18,800
You can use the phone over there
and call the president's office.

319
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,100
Who's the president again?

320
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,400
He's not answering, Ari.

321
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,900
It's 'cause he
can't hear it.

322
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,300
Why don't you get a direct
line to his hearing aid?

323
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,000
I'm not going
in there without him.

324
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,000
- Be reasonable, E.
- Blow me.

325
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,500
That's not very nice.

326
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,600
Jacqueline's ready
for you.

327
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,300
Actually we're waiting
for a third.

328
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,500
Is there any way we can
push it back a few minutes?

329
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,400
I can ask, but her
schedule's really tight.

330
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,100
She leaves for New York
in 25 minutes.

331
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,700
- Let's go, E.
- Fine.

332
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,100
If you need to put
your phone on vibrate

333
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:04,000
and it's your first
meeting, press one!

334
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,100
Ari, what a pleasure.

335
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,000
Sorry.
Come right on in.

336
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,100
Hi, how are you?

337
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,300
It's nice to meet you.

338
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,800
Drama?

339
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,200
Yo, Drama,
let's go, bro.

340
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,500
Dude, you in there?

341
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,300
You are not a pussy.
You are not a pussy.

342
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,200
You are not a pussy.
You are not a pussy.

343
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,100
- You are not a puss...
- Yo, Drama, what the fuck, man?

344
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,600
You are a pussy.

345
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,700
Look at you.
You make me sick.

346
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,900
Suck it up,
you little bitch!

347
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,300
Yo, Drama! You're murdering
my whole fucking day here.

348
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,000
What are you gonna do?

349
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,700
What are you
gonna do?

350
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,500
Huh, what
are you gonna do?

351
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,900
Jesus fuckin'...

352
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,500
Two minutes, Eddie,
and I'll be all good.

353
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,300
Fuck, does anybody know what
the fuck he's doing in there?

354
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,400
I do.

355
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,700
His mic's still on.

356
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,500
<i>Oh yeah... oh, baby...</i>

357
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:24,700
Jesus Christ. Beano, come
here, you gotta hear this.

358
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,200
Forget about it.
He's rubbing one out.

359
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,200
Unbelievable.

360
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,500
<i>Oh yeah,
look at you...</i>

361
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,700
- Fuck!
- What?

362
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,300
I think that's
DJ AM's car.

363
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,100
- So?
- Sneakerhead, size 11. Not good.

364
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,000
Just chill.

365
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,100
Tell me you're going
a size up nowadays, AM.

366
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,300
No dice, Turtle. I'm sorry,
man. What's up, Vince?

367
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,500
Just trying to get my boy
some sneaks. What's up?

368
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,700
I was doing better before
you started negotiating.

369
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,700
You know what I had to
go through to get these?

370
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,400
Not only do I have to spin this
kid's sister's birthday party,

371
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,900
I gotta have it
in my club LAX.

372
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:12,800
Look, Turtle's desperate for
those shoes. Anything I can do?

373
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,300
I'm sorry, man,
there's no dice.

374
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,500
I've been waiting on
these since Christmas, man.

375
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,500
- I knew about them in November.
- You got me there.

376
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,100
But I got these.
Later, Vince.

377
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,300
Late.

378
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,300
Come on, man.

379
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,700
Yo, sorry, Vince, but I didn't actually
think that was you on the phone.

380
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,000
Besides, that cat's gonna pay for
my sister's birthday party, dog.

381
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,300
And that's more important
than your word, kid?

382
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:36,300
Come on, homey, you know how it is
in this crazy little world of ours.

383
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:40,100
- No rules apply.
- What a nightmare.

384
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,500
Come on, let's go.

385
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,700
I'm sorry, Turtle.
Come on, I'm really sorry.

386
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,100
I hate it when
you're mad at me.

387
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,900
First I lose my rapper,
then I lose my limiteds.

388
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,700
I'm not mad, Vin,
I'm just sad.

389
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,500
I'm really really sad.

390
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,300
Did I tell you
or did I tell you?

391
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,100
I'm like motherfucking
Caesar.

392
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,400
I came, I saw,
I conquered!

393
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,300
Ari, I gotta admit
you were fucking awesome.

394
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,100
- Did I take care of Bob?
- You did. Now call him and tell him.

395
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,200
You call him. I'm going to call
Paramount and get a bidding war started.

396
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,300
Paramount passed, Ari.

397
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,900
Paramount passed before they
found out Universal didn't pass.

398
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,300
It's like high school, E.
You can't fuck the prom queen

399
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,800
till she finds out her best friend
jerked you off underneath the bleachers.

400
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,800
No answer.
He must be miserable.

401
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,300
The more miserable he is, the bigger
the upswing when he gets the good news.

402
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,800
That's great, Ari.

403
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:42,300
Nobody went up there
and told you nothing.

404
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,000
It's not the same anymore.

405
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,700
It's different now. It's not
just happening over there,

406
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,500
it's not just happening over
there. It's happening here.

407
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,100
It's happening everywhere.

408
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:55,100
All three of them went boom,
boom, boom, one after the next.

409
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,700
He's good.

410
00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:00,100
I'm not just gonna stand around
and let that happen to nobody,

411
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,500
not in my town.

412
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,900
Not in any of
my five towns.

413
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,100
All right, Johnny, that was perfect.

414
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,500
That was great, man. Guys,
do me a favor: keep rolling,

415
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,900
zoom in a little bit. Just want to grab
a couple of reaction shots, all right?

416
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,600
Reaction shots?

417
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,700
Yeah, can you give me one
where you're... you're angry?

418
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,400
Okay, angry.

419
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,200
All right.

420
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,800
Nice, nice.

421
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,500
Let's get one where you're
just like a little bit sad.

422
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,400
Sad?

423
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,100
All right, good, good.
Let's do one more where, um,

424
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,200
you're kind of
a little bit embarrassed.

425
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,500
Embarrassed?

426
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,700
Why would I be
embarrassed?

427
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:54,700
Well look, you just poured your
heart and soul out to this guy, right?

428
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,400
You don't even know
if he was listening.

429
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,300
You don't even know
if he gives a shit.

430
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:02,100
Uh, I don't know that I'm
feeling embarrassed about that.

431
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:11,000
Look, before, when you
went to your trailer?

432
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,000
You had your mic on
when you were whackin' it.

433
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,100
All right? The entire crew heard you.

434
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,700
Got it. Great. Guys, that's a wrap.

435
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,700
Johnny, great job.

436
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,400
<i>You know, the guy's a genius.</i>

437
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,600
He'll do whatever he's got
to do to get it on film.

438
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,900
And you know what? You were
right. Your method works.

439
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,900
Next time anxiety
rears its ugly head,

440
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,900
I'm just gonna
beat it back down.

441
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,400
Glad you had
a great day, Drama.

442
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,000
- Thanks, Turtle.
- Mine sucked.

443
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,900
I don't care
how much it costs.

444
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,700
Okay, cool.
Bye.

445
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:56,400
Who do you keep whispering
sweet nothings to over there?

446
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,000
Start filling out
your W-2, Vince.

447
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,600
- You're going back to work.
- Yeah?

448
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,400
Universal's in. Ari's gonna get
Paramount to match it or better.

449
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,200
- I'm gonna be Joey Ramone?
- It's just a question of for how much.

450
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,800
Nice!
Good work!

451
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:09,000
Glad to see you all
had good days.

452
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,200
What's with this one?

453
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,900
He couldn't get the sneakers he wanted.

454
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:14,200
But I got him the best weed
in L.A. to make up for it.

455
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:16,300
I don't want to smoke, Vin.
It'll make me cry.

456
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,100
Oh, come on.
Let's go.

457
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,100
All right.

458
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,100
- So is Bob excited?
- That's a whole other story.

459
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,900
- Totally uncool of Ari.
- And Bob won't call me back.

460
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,900
Hey guys, I feel bad
for Bob and all,

461
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,900
but I've got my own
career going on finally.

462
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,200
Yeah, and?

463
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:41,400
And I'm a little concerned
about where the fuck we are.

464
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,900
Relax, we're cool.
Turtle, pull over here.

465
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,400
You gotta be
kidding me.

466
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,900
Oh, Christ.

467
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,800
All right, Turtle. Go ask
for Jimmy and give him this.

468
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,400
- What is it?
- Emergency fund. Go.

469
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,600
- No one's going with me?
- Nope.

470
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,100
Vince, what the hell
is going on?

471
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,400
I feel like Sonny
Corleone at the toll booth.

472
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,800
Come on, Turtle, have I
ever put you in harm's way?

473
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,900
- No.
- Then go, Turtle, go.

474
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:19,800
'Sup, fellas?

475
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:22,000
Is Jimmy around?

476
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
He's inside.

477
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:24,800
Inside?
All right.

478
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,500
I'll walk you in.

479
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,600
- You Turtle?
- Yeah, you Jimmy?

480
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:47,600
Yeah.

481
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:52,600
I hear you like
my sneakers.

482
00:22:57,100 --> 00:23:00,100
Holy shit!
Wait, you're Fukijama?

483
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:02,700
What, you don't
live in Japan?

484
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:05,200
Born and raised
in Glendale, my man.

485
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,000
I'm sorry the new kicks
went so quick,

486
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,900
but I made you an even more
limited edition.

487
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,900
Only one...
of one.

488
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,000
Holy...

489
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,800
Can I...?

490
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:34,900
- 5,000?
- A little bit more.

491
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,800
- For sneakers?
- 5,250.

492
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,100
A little bit more.

493
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,000
Jesus Christ.
For sneakers, Vince?

494
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,100
You need mental help.

495
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,600
They're not
just sneakers, E.

496
00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:45,200
They're wearable art.

497
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:48,500
Besides, the joy that Turtle's
feeling right now is worth every penny.

498
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,900
5,500.

499
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,200
A little bit more.

500
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,700
Christ.

501
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,400
- Yeah, Ari?
- E, I have Ari and Bob for you.

502
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,200
Ari, here's E and Bob.

503
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,000
Bob, you have E and Ari...

504
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,900
Shut the fuck up, Lloyd.
Bob, you there?

505
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,800
- We got some great news, Bob.
- You're all taken care of, Bob.

506
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,800
Oh, you bet I am, Ari, because
nobody fucks Bob but Bob.

507
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,200
Bob, Ari is so sorry.
Ari, tell him you're sorry.

508
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,400
I am sorry, Bob.

509
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:13,000
And nobody fucked you, Bob.
You got everything you wanted.

510
00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:14,400
You're right, Eric,
I did,

511
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,700
'cause after I got
tossed off the Disney lot

512
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,900
I went around the block to see my
old friend Alan at Warners, and...

513
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,200
Man, does he hate
young Vincent.

514
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,400
Bob, tell me you didn't
do something stupid.

515
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,000
Stupid, Ari? What if I was to tell you

516
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,700
that I sold the picture
to my friend Alan?

517
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,800
Is that something you
might be interested in?

518
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:35,100
- Bob, let's talk about this.
- Hold on. Bob...

519
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,800
I've talked enough.

520
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,000
Bob?

521
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,800
- Bob?
- Bob, let's talk about this.

522
00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:41,600
Lloyd!
Get Bob back!

523
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,800
Bob.
Bob!

524
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,400
What's going on?

525
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:50,000
Bob just sold
the project to Warners.

526
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,300
Wow.

527
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,100
That's not good.

528
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,700
No, it's not.

529
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:58,300
You ready?

530
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,200
How sweet are these?

531
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,600
What's going on?

532
00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:09,700
Oh, nothing, I just spent 20 grand
on sneakers and I don't have a job.