1 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,939 AQUAMANSION 2 00:01:05,767 --> 00:01:07,434 How you doing? 3 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,634 Hey, how you doing? Hey, honey, how are you? 4 00:01:10,701 --> 00:01:13,034 If I was you, I'd save some energy for the mansion, bro. 5 00:01:13,127 --> 00:01:15,456 I got plenty of energy in my reserve tanks, Drama, 6 00:01:15,491 --> 00:01:17,939 - don't you worry. - Turtle, you don't want to wind up 7 00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:20,262 with a girlfriend one day before the lingerie party. 8 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,034 Good point. I ain't talking to none of youse. 9 00:01:22,101 --> 00:01:24,134 I don't know what you guys are making a big deal about. 10 00:01:24,205 --> 00:01:26,132 I've been to the mansion, it's not that great. 11 00:01:26,202 --> 00:01:28,708 You were at an afternoon fundraiser for Alzheimer's. 12 00:01:28,748 --> 00:01:31,334 I don't think that's what Mr. Hefner had in mind when he opened the joint. 13 00:01:31,408 --> 00:01:33,068 I'm sure he was dreaming about your fat ass 14 00:01:33,138 --> 00:01:35,933 - running around the place in pajamas. - Easy easy. 15 00:01:36,005 --> 00:01:37,532 Yeah, I remember back in the day-- 16 00:01:37,607 --> 00:01:39,930 Me, Kadeem Hardison and C.T. Howell 17 00:01:40,007 --> 00:01:42,763 used to sit at Hef's table surrounded by playmates. 18 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,963 Now they won't even let me in the joint. 19 00:01:45,035 --> 00:01:47,101 You sat at Hugh Hefner's table? 20 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:49,361 Yeah, during the "Melrose" years. 21 00:01:49,435 --> 00:01:52,401 Don't you mean the "Melrose" months, Drama? 22 00:01:52,466 --> 00:01:54,300 Not if you count reruns, dickhead. 23 00:01:54,368 --> 00:01:57,430 Oh, don't worry, Johnny. E will have you doing laps in the grotto. 24 00:01:57,505 --> 00:02:00,232 - Right, E? - Yeah, Shauna's calling Hef's people 25 00:02:00,305 --> 00:02:02,230 to see what Drama's drama is this time. 26 00:02:02,307 --> 00:02:05,263 - I didn't do anything. - So, these are for the mansion, Vince? 27 00:02:05,336 --> 00:02:08,501 Yeah. Mom's out of town, I got the kids tonight. 28 00:02:08,566 --> 00:02:10,462 Okay, well then you don't want to wear those, 29 00:02:10,545 --> 00:02:11,862 because George Clooney's guy came in 30 00:02:11,935 --> 00:02:13,960 and bought the exact same pair this morning. 31 00:02:14,038 --> 00:02:16,930 It'd be like wearing the same gown to the oscars. 32 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:19,603 Nobody has these. 33 00:02:19,675 --> 00:02:22,743 I will make sure that we don't sell any more for the rest of the day. 34 00:02:22,837 --> 00:02:25,201 - Fancy. Thanks, Jenny. - No problem. 35 00:02:25,265 --> 00:02:27,033 Don't work too hard, huh? 36 00:02:27,108 --> 00:02:29,262 Vince, can you advance me six weeks salary? 37 00:02:29,337 --> 00:02:31,630 You know the system, Turtle. Ask E. 38 00:02:31,705 --> 00:02:35,500 E, can I please advance six weeks salary? 39 00:02:35,565 --> 00:02:38,963 - What do you need $1,200 for? - For these cashmere PJs, baby! 40 00:02:39,038 --> 00:02:40,800 Turtle, mine only cost $400. 41 00:02:40,866 --> 00:02:43,030 You can go to the mansion in underoos and get laid. 42 00:02:43,107 --> 00:02:45,832 You could go wrapped in bearer bonds and not get laid. 43 00:02:45,905 --> 00:02:48,333 - Put the pajamas back. - I'm coming back for these. 44 00:02:48,405 --> 00:02:50,903 Feel how soft. Feel. 45 00:02:50,965 --> 00:02:53,360 Bearer bonds. 46 00:02:53,436 --> 00:02:55,301 Lemon water and lettuce, Drama? 47 00:02:55,368 --> 00:02:56,830 You disgust me. 48 00:02:56,906 --> 00:02:59,403 It's all part of my two-day pre-mansion regimen. 49 00:02:59,465 --> 00:03:01,260 I got to look lean for the ladies. 50 00:03:01,338 --> 00:03:02,731 Why don't you sleep in saran wrap 51 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,160 like you did on the wrestling team? 52 00:03:04,235 --> 00:03:06,060 I sucked weight in that sauna suit. 53 00:03:06,138 --> 00:03:09,030 If you behave yourself, Turtle, I might just put you on my program. 54 00:03:09,108 --> 00:03:10,661 Did Playboy even call back? 55 00:03:10,736 --> 00:03:13,332 I'm waiting. God knows what you did to piss off Hef, Drama. 56 00:03:13,406 --> 00:03:15,900 - I didn't do anything. - Wait. Can we talk about the house? 57 00:03:15,968 --> 00:03:18,633 - Let's talk about it, Marvin. - There's nothing to talk about! 58 00:03:18,707 --> 00:03:20,163 You guys got to get out. 59 00:03:20,235 --> 00:03:23,431 The studio paid for five months and you've been there for a year. 60 00:03:23,508 --> 00:03:25,561 We should rent a place with an outdoor pool anyway. 61 00:03:25,636 --> 00:03:28,463 - Maybe I should buy a place. - That's a good idea. 62 00:03:28,536 --> 00:03:31,860 I could be the first Chase to own his own home. 63 00:03:31,936 --> 00:03:34,103 Sorry, bro. I beat you to that. 64 00:03:35,308 --> 00:03:38,530 Johnny, I've been doing your taxes since 1989. 65 00:03:38,607 --> 00:03:41,031 You never owned a home. What are you talking about? 66 00:03:41,107 --> 00:03:44,663 Condo? Triplex? On Robertson? 67 00:03:44,736 --> 00:03:47,303 South Robertson? You lived next to the 10 freeway, Drama. 68 00:03:47,367 --> 00:03:49,703 That place. You only had it for six months, 69 00:03:49,766 --> 00:03:51,360 and then they foreclosed on it. 70 00:03:51,436 --> 00:03:53,232 That don't count. 71 00:03:53,306 --> 00:03:55,362 Technically, it still makes me first. 72 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,300 Technically, you're a fucking moron. 73 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:59,631 - What's our price range? - What's on the burner? 74 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:01,832 We're meeting with Warner's to discuss "Aquaman." 75 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,200 - That's what I wanna hear. - "Aquaman." 76 00:04:04,255 --> 00:04:05,723 You'd make a sexy superhero. 77 00:04:05,757 --> 00:04:06,863 I'm going to hear what they have to say. 78 00:04:06,937 --> 00:04:09,500 - Vince is gonna consider doing this. - Oh, I am? 79 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:11,501 Remember, sweetie-- One for them, one for you. 80 00:04:11,566 --> 00:04:13,800 "Queens Boulevard" was definitely one for you. 81 00:04:13,866 --> 00:04:15,963 Okay, assuming I do another one for me, 82 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:17,930 how much can we spend on a house? 83 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:21,203 A million, a million-two tops. 84 00:04:21,265 --> 00:04:23,603 I'll call Susan Roberts. She's the best broker in town. 85 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,363 $1 million, guys. 86 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:27,901 We were sharing a two-bedroom on Seward a year and a half ago. 87 00:04:27,966 --> 00:04:30,032 - Not bad! - Not bad? 88 00:04:30,106 --> 00:04:33,210 My mom just sold her house for $160,000 89 00:04:33,368 --> 00:04:35,203 and we had a skylight. 90 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:41,331 This is it? 91 00:04:41,405 --> 00:04:43,501 Maybe this is the guesthouse, 92 00:04:43,566 --> 00:04:45,161 and the real house is around back? 93 00:04:52,307 --> 00:04:54,430 Craftsman's are very hot right now, Vince. 94 00:04:54,508 --> 00:04:58,202 I just sold one to that actor from "Smallville." 95 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:00,332 Where's Smallville? 96 00:05:13,867 --> 00:05:15,703 No way. Not again. 97 00:05:19,906 --> 00:05:22,612 A million bucks sure ain't what it used to be. 98 00:05:22,666 --> 00:05:23,711 You're not kidding. 99 00:05:23,755 --> 00:05:25,701 You can't be living in a dump like this. 100 00:05:25,768 --> 00:05:28,562 - It's bad for your self-esteem. - They don't even have a pool. 101 00:05:28,637 --> 00:05:30,233 You used to work at a mortuary, Turtle. 102 00:05:30,305 --> 00:05:31,902 Why don't you grab a shovel and start digging? 103 00:05:31,967 --> 00:05:34,832 - What, E, you think we should take it? - No, definitely not. 104 00:05:34,906 --> 00:05:37,363 I know it's a bit of a fixer-upper, 105 00:05:37,435 --> 00:05:39,430 but you are getting in at a great price 106 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,100 in an up-and-coming neighborhood. 107 00:05:41,165 --> 00:05:43,102 You know to tell you the truth, Susan, 108 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:46,163 - it's not exactly what we had in mind. - What did you have in mind? 109 00:05:46,235 --> 00:05:48,801 Have you ever seen "Cribs"? 110 00:05:48,866 --> 00:05:53,962 I have a Spanish estate up outpost. 111 00:05:54,038 --> 00:05:56,033 It was Marlon Brando's old place. 112 00:05:56,107 --> 00:05:58,401 - Ooh. - I like Brando. 113 00:05:58,466 --> 00:06:01,001 It's in a slightly higher price range, though. 114 00:06:01,066 --> 00:06:03,860 - How slight? - Don't worry about it. It's Brando's. 115 00:06:03,935 --> 00:06:05,201 I'll set it up. 116 00:06:08,538 --> 00:06:09,663 Hey, Shauna. 117 00:06:09,738 --> 00:06:11,832 I just got off the phone with the Playboy people. 118 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,060 - Drama straightened out? - He's straightened out all right. 119 00:06:14,135 --> 00:06:16,061 He's banned for life. There's a better chance 120 00:06:16,135 --> 00:06:18,661 - you'll see the pope in pajamas. - Why, what'd he do? 121 00:06:18,736 --> 00:06:21,030 The moron went to Hef's zoo, set all the chimps free. 122 00:06:21,106 --> 00:06:23,200 - Unbelievable. - One of the monkeys 123 00:06:23,268 --> 00:06:24,902 went Siegfried & Roy on Miss August, 124 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,932 and they said she's lost out on becoming the Saturn national spokesperson 125 00:06:28,006 --> 00:06:29,630 because of the damage to her face. 126 00:06:29,705 --> 00:06:32,131 Okay, look, I got to go. 127 00:06:32,207 --> 00:06:33,631 What's next? 128 00:06:33,705 --> 00:06:36,231 Got to get the Godiva Chocolates for Star Jones. 129 00:06:36,307 --> 00:06:38,662 Better make room in the fucking trunk. 130 00:06:38,738 --> 00:06:41,062 This is bullshit. It was Macchio. 131 00:06:41,135 --> 00:06:43,261 - "The Karate Kid" freed the monkeys? - I'm not kidding. 132 00:06:43,338 --> 00:06:45,602 I took him as my "plus one." 133 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,261 We got wasted on cuervo. 134 00:06:47,337 --> 00:06:50,161 Next thing I know, he's standing in the Miyagi Crane position 135 00:06:50,238 --> 00:06:51,930 kicking the cage wide open. 136 00:06:52,005 --> 00:06:53,632 Well, Hef thinks it was you. 137 00:06:53,707 --> 00:06:55,500 - Ah, I know. - What are we gonna do about it? 138 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:58,432 - "We," Drama? - Yeah, we. 139 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:00,401 You guys wouldn't go to the mansion without me. 140 00:07:02,165 --> 00:07:03,561 - Right? - Don't worry. 141 00:07:03,635 --> 00:07:05,601 We'll bring you back a playmate doggie bag. 142 00:07:05,668 --> 00:07:08,162 Come on, guys. If Johnny doesn't go, none of us goes. 143 00:07:08,235 --> 00:07:10,862 - Thanks, bro. - In fact, Ari's got to handle this, 144 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:13,338 or we're headed for dollar shots at Beefsteak Charlie's. 145 00:07:13,408 --> 00:07:17,034 Fucking Drama! They don't have a Beefsteak Charlie's out here. 146 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:18,388 Shut up, Turtle. 147 00:07:18,425 --> 00:07:20,910 I guess I'll keep my appointment for Uva Sun. 148 00:07:20,957 --> 00:07:22,871 You got to come with me to get my pajamas. 149 00:07:22,925 --> 00:07:24,933 - Sure - Where you gonna get the money from? 150 00:07:25,007 --> 00:07:27,331 Don't worry about that. I got a plan. 151 00:07:35,338 --> 00:07:38,230 That's an assigned space, Ari. 152 00:07:38,306 --> 00:07:41,100 Fuck Peter Hill! Never heard of him. 153 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:43,861 - I hope they tow you. - They don't have the balls. Trust me. 154 00:07:43,938 --> 00:07:45,422 Ari, we got to call Hugh Hefner 155 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:46,953 to get Drama's ban lifted at the mansion. 156 00:07:46,986 --> 00:07:48,012 What am I, his pimp? 157 00:07:48,838 --> 00:07:50,761 - Ari. - For you, Vinnie, anything. 158 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:52,861 All I ask in return is that you say yes to "Aquaman." 159 00:07:52,937 --> 00:07:54,963 He's here, Ari. One step at a time. 160 00:07:55,038 --> 00:07:58,063 Don't you mean one stroke at a time? 161 00:08:00,308 --> 00:08:02,730 I can't give you a cash refund for this, Turtle. 162 00:08:02,806 --> 00:08:04,730 It was a gift from corporate to Vince. 163 00:08:04,808 --> 00:08:06,262 Come on, Cathy, hook me up. 164 00:08:06,336 --> 00:08:08,931 I'll throw in an eighth of the hack's crip weed you like. 165 00:08:09,007 --> 00:08:10,831 That's a very generous offer, Turtle, 166 00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:12,631 but I'm a friend of Bill W's now. 167 00:08:12,705 --> 00:08:14,460 And he's got better weed than the hack? 168 00:08:14,538 --> 00:08:17,860 "Bill W"'s code, jackass. It means she's in recovery. 169 00:08:17,935 --> 00:08:19,601 Who need to recover from weed? 170 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,401 Tell you what, Turtle, I'll give you a store credit. 171 00:08:22,465 --> 00:08:24,631 What the fuck am I gonna do with that? 172 00:08:32,606 --> 00:08:35,002 We want you in the Warner family, Vince. 173 00:08:35,066 --> 00:08:37,132 I'm all about family, John. 174 00:08:37,206 --> 00:08:39,702 In fact, after seeing your 200' yacht 175 00:08:39,768 --> 00:08:42,033 in last month's "Robb Report," can I call you dad? 176 00:08:44,735 --> 00:08:46,763 - Vince? - Yeah. 177 00:08:46,835 --> 00:08:49,163 Do you know how long Clint Eastwood's been with this studio? 178 00:08:49,235 --> 00:08:52,160 - No. - 70 years. 179 00:08:52,236 --> 00:08:55,360 We give him $90 million to make movies now. 180 00:08:55,438 --> 00:08:59,330 - Does whatever he wants. - I heard he uses 60 and pockets 30. 181 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:01,060 That's why he only does one take. 182 00:09:03,038 --> 00:09:06,362 The point is we don't micromanage our talent here. 183 00:09:06,438 --> 00:09:08,663 No. They are very talent-friendly. 184 00:09:08,736 --> 00:09:12,802 Wow, you know, I mean, this all sounds great. 185 00:09:12,876 --> 00:09:16,400 And I'd love to make a movie with you guys, definitely. 186 00:09:16,465 --> 00:09:19,603 I don't really see myself playing a superhero-- 187 00:09:19,666 --> 00:09:21,903 Speaking underwater, flying. 188 00:09:21,966 --> 00:09:26,030 We're not talking about making a comic book fluff movie here. 189 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,432 No, we want this to be a darker, grittier film. 190 00:09:28,505 --> 00:09:31,532 Remember this is the studio that did "Batman," right? 191 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,261 Not "The Phantom." 192 00:09:33,336 --> 00:09:35,132 Oh, what are we talking about? 193 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:37,862 Burton's "Batman" or Schumacher's? 194 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,361 Why don't you let us show you what we're talking about? 195 00:09:44,435 --> 00:09:45,660 Sure. 196 00:09:45,736 --> 00:09:47,860 Dana, let's bring in the suit. 197 00:09:52,768 --> 00:09:55,002 Bring in the suit. 198 00:10:06,608 --> 00:10:09,431 Yeah. Isn't that something? 199 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:11,831 Isn't that something? 200 00:10:11,907 --> 00:10:16,231 No way I'm gonna be up on a 70' screen looking like an underwater Elton John. 201 00:10:16,307 --> 00:10:19,031 Vinnie, the suit will not look like that on film. 202 00:10:19,107 --> 00:10:20,862 Tom Cruise is, like, 5'4", 203 00:10:20,935 --> 00:10:22,561 on screen he looks like Yao Ming. 204 00:10:22,637 --> 00:10:24,432 - It's just a prototype, Vince. - Yeah! 205 00:10:24,506 --> 00:10:27,263 Ari, it's over. 206 00:10:27,338 --> 00:10:29,830 Do not mention this movie to me again. 207 00:10:29,907 --> 00:10:32,831 All right, now find me something else I can do. 208 00:10:32,906 --> 00:10:34,363 I'll deal with this. 209 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,531 How you doing, sweetheart? I got a Mac Store credit. 210 00:10:41,637 --> 00:10:43,431 $2000 for $1200! 211 00:10:43,506 --> 00:10:45,601 Better hurry this shit up, Turtle. 212 00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:47,561 We're gonna be late for our mannies and peddies. 213 00:10:47,638 --> 00:10:49,332 All right, hold on. I got a Mac Store credit here. 214 00:10:50,568 --> 00:10:52,831 $2,000 for $1,200! 215 00:10:52,906 --> 00:10:54,360 Or if you have a major credit card, 216 00:10:54,437 --> 00:10:56,730 you can come with me to Barney's and buy me my pajamas! 217 00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:59,662 All right, the suit sucks, but the script is good. 218 00:10:59,737 --> 00:11:02,333 I'm telling you, Vince, this movie is gonna be a big hit, 219 00:11:02,406 --> 00:11:04,231 and then you can do whatever you want. 220 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:07,311 It's weird how you're starting to sound like Ari. 221 00:11:07,508 --> 00:11:10,703 No, it's weird how all you always want me to agree with you. 222 00:11:13,436 --> 00:11:16,161 Ha! Cashmere PJs paid in full 223 00:11:16,238 --> 00:11:18,160 no thanks to your ass! 224 00:11:18,235 --> 00:11:20,533 Something's wrong. 225 00:11:20,605 --> 00:11:22,803 Is this "Aquaman"-related 226 00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:25,031 or am I not going to the mansion? 227 00:11:25,107 --> 00:11:26,701 No, Ari is taking care of the mansion, 228 00:11:26,765 --> 00:11:28,861 we're not talking about "Aquaman" anymore. 229 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,200 They showed Vince the suit and he hated it. 230 00:11:31,265 --> 00:11:33,402 That's 'cause Vince ain't a costume guy. 231 00:11:33,466 --> 00:11:35,233 On Halloween this guy goes dressed as himself. 232 00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:36,523 Thank you, Turtle! 233 00:11:36,806 --> 00:11:39,361 You see, he knows me. 234 00:11:39,436 --> 00:11:41,130 Maybe I should let him be my manager. 235 00:11:41,205 --> 00:11:43,962 Charge you 5%. This guy's ripping you off. 236 00:11:44,035 --> 00:11:46,200 You know, Vince, wearing a costume 237 00:11:46,266 --> 00:11:47,931 can be very liberating as an actor. 238 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:50,762 You remember how much I enjoyed being a Power Ranger. 239 00:11:50,837 --> 00:11:52,862 You were a Power Ranger on City Walk. 240 00:11:52,948 --> 00:11:55,590 You were trying to get people to change their long-distance plan. 241 00:11:56,135 --> 00:11:58,203 - So? It's still liberating. - Look, Johnny, 242 00:11:58,265 --> 00:12:01,163 I don't wanna wear the Aquaman suit, or any other suit. 243 00:12:01,235 --> 00:12:04,502 I don't want to play anyone who doesn't wear a T-shirt. 244 00:12:06,568 --> 00:12:08,363 - Hey. - Is that Ari? Is that Ari? 245 00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:10,300 Hey. Hold on a second. 246 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:12,160 - Okay. - Ask him about the mansion. 247 00:12:12,238 --> 00:12:13,830 Tomorrow morning? See you then. 248 00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:15,703 - Yo-- Yo. - Relax. It's the realtor. 249 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:18,603 We're going to look at Brando's house first thing in the morning. 250 00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:20,030 - Ha, Brando. - Brando. 251 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:35,633 Now that's a house worth living in. 252 00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:38,363 This is one of Marlon's first homes. 253 00:12:39,465 --> 00:12:42,061 He sold it to Johnny Depp in '95. 254 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,902 Johnny was living here when he was making "Ed Wood." 255 00:12:44,945 --> 00:12:46,152 Great movie. 256 00:12:46,237 --> 00:12:48,260 Johnny Depp's got the kind of career I want. 257 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,361 Johnny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean." 258 00:12:50,446 --> 00:12:52,421 If I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckler costume 259 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,830 and carried a sword. 260 00:12:53,908 --> 00:12:55,831 I heard he dresses like that in real life, though. 261 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,860 Nice! 262 00:12:57,937 --> 00:13:00,402 And by the way, wasn't Marlon Brando in "Superman"? 263 00:13:00,468 --> 00:13:03,502 Yeah, he played the father-- No tights. 264 00:13:03,566 --> 00:13:07,361 And by the way, you're starting to annoy me. 265 00:13:07,435 --> 00:13:10,031 On a clear day, you can see Catalina. 266 00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:12,862 This is where you should be living, Vince. 267 00:13:12,938 --> 00:13:14,860 In a kingdom, like a prince. 268 00:13:14,935 --> 00:13:17,361 Don't you mean a kingdom like a king, you idiot? 269 00:13:17,435 --> 00:13:19,902 Nah, E, everyone wants to kill the king. 270 00:13:19,968 --> 00:13:22,430 But the prince, he just sails along 271 00:13:22,506 --> 00:13:25,102 telling all the ladies, "one day I'm gonna be king." 272 00:13:25,165 --> 00:13:27,260 - Ah! - Queens got it pretty good too. 273 00:13:27,336 --> 00:13:29,533 Queen's got to fuck the king, Drama. 274 00:13:29,606 --> 00:13:32,330 Yeah, but she don't got to do nothing else. 275 00:13:32,406 --> 00:13:35,063 I love this place, Susan. How much is it? 276 00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:37,030 They're asking 4.3, 277 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,901 but the owner is a real star-fucker. 278 00:13:38,966 --> 00:13:41,862 If I tell her it's for you, I'm sure she'll drop to four even. 279 00:13:41,935 --> 00:13:44,500 Oh, that's great, it's only four times our price range. 280 00:13:44,568 --> 00:13:47,130 But it's at least nine times nicer than that craftsman. 281 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,002 So you'd still be coming back out on top. 282 00:13:49,087 --> 00:13:50,393 I love your math skills, Turtle. 283 00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:53,662 I'll take it. Call Marv, have him start the paperwork. 284 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,632 You can't afford this house, Vince. 285 00:13:57,707 --> 00:14:00,331 I can't afford anything we have. Never stopped me before. 286 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:01,730 It's always worked out. 287 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,333 We don't have time to house-hunt. 288 00:14:03,408 --> 00:14:05,230 We got to get a job. 289 00:14:05,317 --> 00:14:06,302 Ari. 290 00:14:07,235 --> 00:14:08,402 What's up? 291 00:14:08,466 --> 00:14:10,102 I just had a tête-à-tête with Hef. 292 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,802 - How'd it go? - The good news is 293 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:13,960 I just sold Playboy TV to North Korea. 294 00:14:14,037 --> 00:14:15,601 Kim Jong-Il loves "Night Calls." 295 00:14:15,665 --> 00:14:18,263 Bad news is your boy Drama will not be joining us. 296 00:14:18,337 --> 00:14:21,730 Ari, you carry about as much weight as Lara Flynn Boyle. 297 00:14:21,805 --> 00:14:23,463 A lifetime ban is a lifetime ban. 298 00:14:23,535 --> 00:14:25,260 Who are we without our integrity? 299 00:14:25,335 --> 00:14:27,360 A little break at the slipper. 300 00:14:27,438 --> 00:14:29,833 That was Ari. 301 00:14:29,907 --> 00:14:31,632 No go, Drama. I'm sorry. 302 00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:34,963 It's not the mansion, but we can always have chicken wings at Hooters? 303 00:14:36,938 --> 00:14:39,431 Nah, this is my problem. 304 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:41,061 I'll deal with it. 305 00:14:59,435 --> 00:15:01,730 - Hey, buddy. - Johnny Drama. 306 00:15:01,808 --> 00:15:03,400 What the heck are you doing here? 307 00:15:03,466 --> 00:15:05,500 I want you to call up Hugh Hefner 308 00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:08,063 and tell him it was you that freed the monkeys. 309 00:15:08,135 --> 00:15:09,961 When were you at the Playboy mansion, Ralph? 310 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:13,001 That was over 10 years ago, honey. 311 00:15:14,308 --> 00:15:16,263 My life is different now, John. 312 00:15:16,338 --> 00:15:18,033 I'm a daddy. 313 00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:21,533 You know? 314 00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:23,502 - You crazy, fucker? - Just make the call. 315 00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:25,633 I'm not into that game anymore? 316 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,732 - I got a new series now. - Really? 317 00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:29,232 Well, you know, it's a pilot. 318 00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:31,230 I don't know shit about any monkeys, Drama. 319 00:15:31,307 --> 00:15:33,800 Bullshit. I remember you screaming the PETA. chant 320 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,300 - before you freed them. - PETA.? 321 00:15:35,366 --> 00:15:36,633 You got the wrong guy, asshole. 322 00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:38,232 I bought my wife a chinchilla coat. 323 00:15:38,307 --> 00:15:40,760 - If it wasn't you, then who did it? - How the fuck should I know? 324 00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:42,361 We were drunk off our asses. 325 00:15:42,438 --> 00:15:45,300 Come on, Ralph. You're married. 326 00:15:45,366 --> 00:15:47,060 You got a family. You got a life. 327 00:15:47,136 --> 00:15:49,230 I got nothing but the mansion. 328 00:15:49,306 --> 00:15:51,260 Can't you make the phone call? 329 00:15:51,337 --> 00:15:53,100 Drama, when it comes to the mansion, 330 00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:54,501 it's every man for himself. 331 00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:56,361 But you said you're done with all that. 332 00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:59,103 I lied. I'm going tonight. 333 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,133 I ought to kick your ass. 334 00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,300 You wanna try? 335 00:16:04,536 --> 00:16:06,861 I'll deal with you later. 336 00:16:06,938 --> 00:16:09,032 See you tonight, motherfucker! 337 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,331 I hope so, John. 338 00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:14,301 Pound some cuervo like the old days, huh? 339 00:16:25,908 --> 00:16:29,061 Turtle, you know you forgot to take the price-tags off your pajamas? 340 00:16:29,127 --> 00:16:31,053 I didn't forget. I'm returning these monday. 341 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,431 Guy's a genius. 342 00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:35,963 What's the use of spending $1,200 on PJs if nobody knows it? 343 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,603 You're all class, Turtle. 344 00:16:41,336 --> 00:16:44,132 - Hey, Marvin. - Eric, put Vince on the phone. 345 00:16:44,206 --> 00:16:46,732 It's Marvin. He wants to talk to you. 346 00:16:46,808 --> 00:16:48,402 He's right here! 347 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,563 Hey, Marvin! 348 00:16:52,635 --> 00:16:56,130 When you asked me how much you could spend on a house, what did I tell you? 349 00:16:56,235 --> 00:16:58,602 - You were a little vague. - "Vague"? Bullshit! 350 00:16:58,668 --> 00:17:01,060 I told you you could spend $1 million. 351 00:17:01,138 --> 00:17:04,202 I'm spending less than that. The bank is coming up with the rest. 352 00:17:04,268 --> 00:17:05,960 You cannot afford that house. 353 00:17:06,038 --> 00:17:08,160 At best, you could last for a couple of months. 354 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,362 Then what? You're gonna be out on the street like your brother. 355 00:17:11,437 --> 00:17:15,360 You don't have a younger brother like you to mooch off. 356 00:17:15,437 --> 00:17:18,602 Marv, I can't hear you. You're breaking up. 357 00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:19,902 I'm up in the hills-- 358 00:17:19,965 --> 00:17:21,503 He's angry. 359 00:17:36,468 --> 00:17:38,303 Where are you going, Ari? 360 00:17:39,408 --> 00:17:41,002 I have a meeting, so-- 361 00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:43,100 At the Playboy mansion? 362 00:17:46,635 --> 00:17:49,263 You know, Playboy mansion, strip clubs, whorehouses-- 363 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,601 I go where the meetings are. It's my fucking job. 364 00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:54,431 I want three weeks in the south of France with the children. 365 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,362 Oh my God, baby! 366 00:17:56,436 --> 00:17:59,530 - Of course you can go. - With you. 367 00:17:59,605 --> 00:18:01,361 And if you're not home by 2:00 A.M., 368 00:18:01,438 --> 00:18:03,500 I'm gonna be standing at the gate screaming, 369 00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:06,203 "Ari Gold, super agent, forgot his viagra!" 370 00:18:06,265 --> 00:18:08,402 Sounds good. 371 00:18:10,938 --> 00:18:13,803 Can you pop your trunk, please? 372 00:18:13,867 --> 00:18:16,262 Trunk's broken, buddy. 373 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,563 Pop your trunk, please. 374 00:18:25,035 --> 00:18:26,733 All right. 375 00:18:35,408 --> 00:18:38,030 - Pat! - Drama, you wanna get out of there? 376 00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:40,030 Hey, we got another stowaway, partner. 377 00:18:41,908 --> 00:18:44,530 Pat, I've known you for like 10 years. 378 00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:45,900 Can't you guys let me slide? 379 00:18:45,966 --> 00:18:47,332 Not a shot in hell. 380 00:18:47,407 --> 00:18:50,731 Bringing in stowaways can get you banned for life. 381 00:18:50,807 --> 00:18:53,160 It's not their fault. They didn't know I was in the car. 382 00:18:53,237 --> 00:18:55,260 Guys, it was my idea. 383 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,703 - I told him to get in-- - Don't listen to him. 384 00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:59,401 He's my kid brother and he's trying to take the blame. 385 00:18:59,466 --> 00:19:00,501 Johnny. 386 00:19:00,638 --> 00:19:02,821 Go on, go have fun. Don't worry about me. 387 00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:06,101 My night's done. 388 00:19:06,165 --> 00:19:07,762 Can you call me a cab? 389 00:19:07,837 --> 00:19:10,801 Try using your thumb down on Sunset. 390 00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:12,263 Patrick. 391 00:19:57,735 --> 00:20:00,863 Would you look at all the nice fake titties in this place? 392 00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:02,461 I thought you liked naturals. 393 00:20:02,538 --> 00:20:04,463 I believe in a woman's right to choose. 394 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:08,032 - Nice pajamas. - It's formal nightwear, but thank you. 395 00:20:08,105 --> 00:20:09,800 That's it, this is proof. 396 00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:11,133 God is definitely a man. 397 00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:14,563 Excuse me, sweetheart. 398 00:20:17,935 --> 00:20:20,131 Good luck returning those. 399 00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,031 Sorry. 400 00:20:24,906 --> 00:20:26,403 Fuck! 401 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:34,430 Get out of the street, you faggot! 402 00:20:34,508 --> 00:20:37,100 - Nice legs, fudge packer! - Fuck you! 403 00:20:37,165 --> 00:20:39,503 Right here, college boys! 404 00:20:43,148 --> 00:20:44,211 What? 405 00:20:44,407 --> 00:20:45,901 Yo, Drama. 406 00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:48,401 I dected a weakness in Hef's security detail. 407 00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:50,600 I'm not coming back. I'm almost home already. 408 00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:52,601 I took care of you as always, all right? 409 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,762 Just come back to where it all began-- The monkey cages. 410 00:20:55,835 --> 00:20:57,903 I know you don't want to talk about it right now. 411 00:20:57,968 --> 00:20:59,563 I had an amazing meeting at Warner's. 412 00:20:59,636 --> 00:21:02,233 Oh, Ari, please don't ruin the mansion. 413 00:21:02,306 --> 00:21:04,333 You're gonna want to hear this, believe me. 414 00:21:04,406 --> 00:21:06,003 You know what I want to hear? 415 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,400 I want to hear what the lovely Hef girls have to say. 416 00:21:08,465 --> 00:21:11,062 Look how rude you are, with your back to these lovely ladies. 417 00:21:11,135 --> 00:21:13,033 They're better to look at than listen to. 418 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,900 Sorry. What do you got for us? 419 00:21:14,968 --> 00:21:16,730 What does the middle "A" stand for, Ari? 420 00:21:16,806 --> 00:21:18,062 Arrogant? 421 00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:19,960 - Abrasive? - Argumentative? 422 00:21:20,036 --> 00:21:21,901 - Annoying? - Asshole? 423 00:21:21,966 --> 00:21:24,201 "Et tu, Vinnie? Et tu?" 424 00:21:31,037 --> 00:21:32,431 You okay? 425 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:35,401 Good job, kid. 426 00:21:35,465 --> 00:21:37,061 - Hey, did you see Macchio? - No. 427 00:21:37,135 --> 00:21:39,261 - Keep your eyes open. - All right, come on. 428 00:21:39,336 --> 00:21:42,131 Yeah, well, the thing is, once the show hits syndication, 429 00:21:42,206 --> 00:21:44,331 you got to like find some tax deductions, you know. 430 00:21:44,405 --> 00:21:45,562 Vince, I'm telling you-- 431 00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:48,832 Real estate? Best investment ever. 432 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,362 See, if it's not acting, 433 00:21:50,437 --> 00:21:52,260 we'll make our money through real estate. 434 00:21:52,335 --> 00:21:54,031 I should start commissioning some of your capital gains 435 00:21:54,107 --> 00:21:56,362 so I can start seeing some income out of this relationship. 436 00:21:56,436 --> 00:21:58,461 Oh, shit. Miss April. 437 00:21:58,536 --> 00:22:00,562 Guys, I got to hide. I'll see you in a bit. 438 00:22:02,006 --> 00:22:03,933 Guy's got three houses, we don't have one? 439 00:22:04,007 --> 00:22:05,463 He's a worker, though, Vince. 440 00:22:05,537 --> 00:22:07,863 The guy does a TV show, a radio show, he's a DJ. 441 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:10,503 - He does a million things. - You do "Aquaman," you got five houses. 442 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:11,802 Boom. 443 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:14,661 Don't you need to be home to your wife, Ari? 444 00:22:14,738 --> 00:22:16,533 No, I make the goddamn rules. 445 00:22:16,605 --> 00:22:18,303 I got till 2:00. 446 00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:20,763 What are you saying? You're pissing me off! 447 00:22:20,838 --> 00:22:23,532 What are you getting in my face about? 448 00:22:23,605 --> 00:22:25,932 - Just be a man and admit it! - Johnny! 449 00:22:26,017 --> 00:22:27,900 - Admit you did it! - I told you I didn't do it. 450 00:22:27,978 --> 00:22:29,281 I already told you that, 451 00:22:29,336 --> 00:22:31,032 you ex-evening soap star! 452 00:22:31,107 --> 00:22:33,831 - I just did an indie, asshole! - Excuse me-- Johnny! 453 00:22:33,906 --> 00:22:36,630 Johnny Chase-- The monkey boy. 454 00:22:36,707 --> 00:22:37,903 - Hef. - Vince. 455 00:22:37,966 --> 00:22:39,761 - How are you? - Good to see you. 456 00:22:39,866 --> 00:22:41,303 Johnny's my brother, 457 00:22:41,366 --> 00:22:43,700 and he swears it wasn't him that let the monkeys free. 458 00:22:43,766 --> 00:22:45,601 Well, what's the real story, John? 459 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:48,702 Well, Mr. Hefner, I'm not one to rat, 460 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,801 but it was this guy that sprung the apes. 461 00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:52,660 With all due respect, mr. Hefner, 462 00:22:52,736 --> 00:22:54,531 I never went near that zoo, never. 463 00:22:54,605 --> 00:22:56,861 Well, you boys better remember who did, 464 00:22:56,936 --> 00:22:58,963 or you're both out of here. 465 00:22:59,035 --> 00:23:00,962 It was a long time ago. 466 00:23:01,035 --> 00:23:02,560 And we were so drunk. 467 00:23:02,636 --> 00:23:05,032 We were sitting at that table by the grotto over there. 468 00:23:05,108 --> 00:23:07,031 We were banging out shots of cuervo and, uh-- 469 00:23:07,107 --> 00:23:09,100 It was me and you and... 470 00:23:11,066 --> 00:23:12,702 Pauly! 471 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,531 Let the fuck go of me! 472 00:23:14,605 --> 00:23:17,231 That's my fucking bad arm you piece of shits! 473 00:23:17,307 --> 00:23:20,062 They shouldn't be locked up in cages in this house and you know it. 474 00:23:20,138 --> 00:23:21,432 I'm gonna fucking get you, bro! 475 00:23:21,506 --> 00:23:23,960 - Get him out of here. - Lifetime ban, Pauly. 476 00:23:24,037 --> 00:23:25,530 Oh, bro-- No! 477 00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:29,761 I think he just called Hugh Hefner "bro." 478 00:23:29,836 --> 00:23:31,261 I'm sorry, guys. 479 00:23:31,336 --> 00:23:33,001 - Sorry, Vince. - Get the fuck out-- 480 00:23:33,065 --> 00:23:35,632 - Thank you, Mr. Hefner. - You have a good time. 481 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:38,362 - Thank you, Mr. Heffner. - And behave yourselves. 482 00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:40,060 - We will. - I appreciate it. 483 00:23:40,146 --> 00:23:41,611 Thanks, Hef! Good night! 484 00:23:41,767 --> 00:23:43,903 Yes, I'm back. 485 00:23:43,968 --> 00:23:46,260 - Bro, thank you! - Ah, of course. 486 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:48,830 Ralph, man, sorry about that. 487 00:23:48,907 --> 00:23:51,002 - I had you wrong. - Come on, let's get a drink. 488 00:23:51,068 --> 00:23:53,632 Yeah yeah yeah. We'll talk about that pilot. 489 00:23:53,707 --> 00:23:55,633 Listen, there's nothing in it for you. 490 00:24:04,935 --> 00:24:08,100 Hey, Vince, we gonna throw parties like this at the new house? 491 00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:11,061 No. E doesn't think we can afford the new house. 492 00:24:11,137 --> 00:24:13,030 E's a fucking buzz kill. 493 00:24:13,107 --> 00:24:15,130 I thought you don't need all the toys, Vince? 494 00:24:15,206 --> 00:24:16,960 Yeah, I don't need them. I like them. 495 00:24:17,035 --> 00:24:19,362 The worst thing that happens is they kick you out. 496 00:24:19,438 --> 00:24:21,961 They give you time to pack up your shit, bro, trust me. 497 00:24:22,038 --> 00:24:23,961 They ain't kicking us out, all right? 498 00:24:24,035 --> 00:24:25,330 Vince is a superstar. 499 00:24:25,405 --> 00:24:27,433 If it ain't this, it's something else. 500 00:24:27,505 --> 00:24:30,101 M.C. Hammer could've used a guy like you, Turtle, back in the day. 501 00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:32,801 I don't know about you, but I'm in this for the long haul. 502 00:24:32,868 --> 00:24:34,431 Oh, yeah, what do you think we're in it for? 503 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:37,603 Well, I don't know. Did you really hate the script? 504 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:40,163 No. I mean, I liked it. 505 00:24:40,237 --> 00:24:43,533 I don't wanna end up looking like an idiot on the screen. 506 00:24:43,606 --> 00:24:45,631 Wow. I've never seen you this insecure. 507 00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:48,360 I'm not insecure. I'm just not confident enough to think 508 00:24:48,437 --> 00:24:51,001 - That I can be a superhero. - Now that I see an opening-- 509 00:24:51,068 --> 00:24:53,603 Warner's is willing to bank $100 million 510 00:24:53,668 --> 00:24:55,430 on the fact that you are a superhero. 511 00:24:55,507 --> 00:24:58,501 They loved you so much in the meeting today, 512 00:24:58,566 --> 00:25:01,863 they want to shoot back-to-back movies, like "Lord of the Rings." 513 00:25:01,937 --> 00:25:04,801 That do anything for your confidence? They wanna give you... 514 00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:07,562 Five for the first, seven for the second. 515 00:25:07,638 --> 00:25:09,360 God willing, if there is a third, 516 00:25:09,438 --> 00:25:12,533 they want to give you 12. Boom! 517 00:25:12,607 --> 00:25:15,203 That's like $50-fucking-million, Vince. 518 00:25:15,866 -->00:25:17,576 Subtitles: Scorpion ==$$==