1 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:13,105 The question you've gotta ask yourself, E, 2 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:16,472 - is are we family? - Yeah, E, are we family? 3 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:18,636 What are we if we're not family? 4 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:21,579 Just four guys who are a little old to still be living together. 5 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:23,013 Yeah, and one guy who's way too old. 6 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:24,414 Just share the wealth. 7 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,248 You made $200,000 off "Aquaman." 8 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:27,947 With another $300,000 coming in. 9 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:30,353 - That is good money. - Meanwhile, me and Turtle, 10 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:31,914 we're living beneath the poverty line. 11 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,984 In the old country everybody gets a taste off a big score. 12 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,928 - I'm Irish, Turtle. - Well, I'm not. 13 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:38,931 And this broke Guinea wants to wet his beak a little. 14 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:42,332 A quarterback takes care of his offensive line after a good season. 15 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:43,665 You know that, E. 16 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:46,263 Otherwise, they let him get buried the next year. 17 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,399 I feel like I'm getting buried this year. 18 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:52,002 You better forget gold and check out something in silver, Drama. 19 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,377 No, bro. Silver doesn't read on my skin. 20 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:56,143 What does that watch cost? $10,000? 21 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:58,150 You wish. This is gold, E. 22 00:01:58,184 --> 00:02:01,244 Ooh, Saigon is gonna love this beast. 23 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,118 - Saigon? - Yeah. 24 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:05,681 I've got to get something for my client to welcome him to my company. 25 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:07,716 You think I'm buying a watch for your fucking client? 26 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,990 No, you're paying for a gift for me. 27 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:12,497 What I chose to do with it after that, that's my business. 28 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,500 - Vince? - Family, E. 29 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:15,933 Family. 30 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:18,995 All right, fuck it. 31 00:02:19,038 --> 00:02:22,303 Miss, can you give these guys whatever they want? 32 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:23,969 Spread it out over all of these. 33 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,638 So much for paying off my student loans. 34 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:29,147 - I'll be outside. - Told you he wasn't cheap. 35 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:31,582 Had you all wrong, E. 36 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:33,643 - Yeah, E, you're good people. - What? 37 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:35,381 I don't have to buy the watches? 38 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:37,753 No, I'm buying. I just told them that you would have. 39 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,519 Whew. Thank God! 40 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:41,186 Thanks. 41 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:43,718 - Can I wear mine out, bro? - Of course, Johnny. 42 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,390 - Me too? - Yeah. 43 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:46,955 Yeah. 44 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,733 It's 7:35 A.M. In Senegal... 45 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:53,329 That's great, Drama. 46 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,068 ...and 7:53 in Tikrit. 47 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:58,475 Minutes don't change, Drama. Only the hour. 48 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:02,174 - Yeah, like you've ever been to Tikrit. - Holy shit! 49 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:03,978 - What? - Look! 50 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,644 Is that Mandy? 51 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,016 You've got to be shitting me. 52 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:09,021 She's stepping out on baby bro! 53 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:10,784 Relax! Don't jump to any conclusions. 54 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:12,950 Maybe they ran into each other in there. 55 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:15,051 And they just happen to be leaving together? 56 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:16,823 Yeah, that's what happens at Gucci... 57 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,331 buy a pair of shoes and they let you fuck your ex-fiance. 58 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,889 Come on, Turtle, let's trail them! 59 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,663 Come on, come on! 60 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:26,502 - What should I tell Vince? - You're representation. Lie! 61 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,302 Let's go! 62 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,777 Where did they go? 63 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:34,211 Turtle had to meet with Saigon. 64 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:36,681 I thought today was gonna be a leisure day. 65 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,579 Thank you. 66 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,786 - They started without you. - Ha ha, very funny. 67 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,295 Mr. McQuewick is in there. 68 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,491 What is this? April Fools? 69 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:55,365 ...never been in better shape. 70 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,699 I think we have more A-list clients now 71 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,967 than we've ever had before. 72 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:02,998 Ah, Ari. Good of you to join us. 73 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:06,102 When did the rules change, though? 74 00:04:06,145 --> 00:04:08,409 I'm not sure what rule you're referring to, 75 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,916 but I'm sure there have been some slight adjustments 76 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:13,646 in the last three years since you last attended a staff meeting. 77 00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:17,486 Well, nobody's ever been allowed to enter a staff meeting late. 78 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:19,047 No one. 79 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,957 No exceptions. 80 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,326 Move along, Ari. 81 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,512 Back off a little. You're too close. 82 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:42,446 I'm two cars back. What do you want? 83 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:46,316 Always keep two-fifths of a block between you and your subject. 84 00:04:46,352 --> 00:04:49,321 Oh, what, have you done this before, Drama? 85 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:50,913 Too many times, Turtle. 86 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,822 Too many times. 87 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:56,187 I'm thinking about taking a trip to Paris. 88 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,218 Yeah. 89 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:59,629 I've got a week before shooting starts. 90 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,134 It's six months of hell after that. 91 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,136 - Yeah. - I could use a trip. 92 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,899 I'll tell the boys. 93 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:09,305 No, not with the boys. With Mandy. 94 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,217 What the fuck are you taking pictures of? 95 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,879 What do you mean? Them. 96 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,753 This way when Vince goes into denial about it, 97 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:27,123 - it's proof. - You don't think he'll believe us? 98 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,288 Nobody ever wants to believe you're being two-timed, Turtle. 99 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,893 How many times you been cheated on? 100 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,924 Too many, Turtle. 101 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:38,163 Too many. 102 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:41,640 Mr. McQuewick's on the phone. He'd like to speak with you. 103 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,643 To apologize? Send him down. 104 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,110 He wants you to come up. 105 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,636 - He won't come down? - He asked me to send you up. 106 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,013 He asked you to send me up. 107 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,847 Did you tell him that you don't send me anywhere? 108 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:57,049 Did you tell him that no one sends me anywhere in this fucking agency? 109 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,684 Did you tell him that I send myself where I want? 110 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,523 No. I just said okay. 111 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:03,119 You tell him to come down. 112 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:16,638 He'd like to speak with you. 113 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:21,038 You see that, Lloyd? No surrender. 114 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,484 Terrence, how are you? 115 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,885 Ari, get your ass up here! 116 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:32,523 You embarrassed me in front of my troops. 117 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,652 Rules are rules. 118 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,595 I apologize. 119 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,564 I appreciate that. 120 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,726 - Now, come up! - You come down. 121 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:46,004 Conference room... neutral territory. 122 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:48,131 - 1:15. - Done. 123 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:52,604 How about you and Sloan come with us? 124 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,613 - To Paris? - Yeah. 125 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,774 You guys are getting pretty serious, right? 126 00:06:56,816 --> 00:07:00,115 I don't know. You know, maybe. 127 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,213 What if this is it for both of us? 128 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,453 I think it's a little early for that for both of us. 129 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:08,653 Yeah? Maybe, maybe not. 130 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:11,254 Anyway, it's never too early to go to Paris. 131 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:13,288 That's true. 132 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,293 - Yo! - We followed them all morning. 133 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:18,394 Great! 134 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,599 Don't worry. They didn't suspect a thing. 135 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,006 I'm dropping Vince off at Mandy's now, guys. 136 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:25,010 Good! She just arrived home. 137 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:28,912 - Where are you? - Look to your left. 138 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:33,075 - Was that our car? - I've gotta go. 139 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,688 It's clear. 140 00:07:36,722 --> 00:07:38,189 That was close. 141 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:42,324 Thanks. 142 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,291 Think about Paris. 143 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:52,097 - What's up, baby? - Hey. 144 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,606 - Where were you? - I was just shopping with my mom. 145 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,267 Yeah? 146 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,176 - Hey, E! - Hey! 147 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,271 - How's Sloan? - She's great. 148 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,010 - Tell her I said hi, okay? - Yeah, definitely. 149 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:05,847 Bye. 150 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:09,518 I mean, she lied right to his face. 151 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:12,854 Eric, Mandy dated Chris for three years. 152 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:14,917 That's a long history. 153 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:16,929 Maybe they were just talking, 154 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:20,455 and she didn't tell Vince because she didn't want to hurt his feelings. 155 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,968 - You don't know the whole story. - I know what I saw. 156 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,470 - What did you see? - The way they were walking. 157 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,132 What do you mean the way they were walking? 158 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,607 Just their body language. Stop looking at me like that. 159 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:31,234 - I'm telling you. - Telling me what? 160 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:33,643 You have some unique skill I don't know about? 161 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,011 - Maybe. - Hmm. 162 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:38,516 What does my body language say? 163 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,247 That we might not be making it out to lunch today. 164 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:43,346 Eric, listen to me. 165 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:45,482 My best friend in high school, when I told her 166 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,390 that I thought that her boyfriend was cheating on her 167 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:48,791 she never spoke to me again. 168 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:50,796 - Was he? - Mm-hmm. 169 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:53,799 - Didn't matter. - Oh. 170 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,300 Still I've got tell him, though. 171 00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:58,167 - It sucks getting cheated on. - Yeah, it does. 172 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,297 So, let's agree we'll never do that to each other 173 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:02,705 if we ever get serious. 174 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:05,074 Oh, okay, if we ever get serious. 175 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:09,443 Did I totally just freak you out? 176 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:10,915 No, of course not. 177 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,542 I want to get serious. Come here. 178 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:21,687 Hold on a second. 179 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,321 It's Ari. This could be important. 180 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:26,524 Hello? 181 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,056 Let me ask you something. 182 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,364 - You still seeing Sloan? - Yeah. Why? 183 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,462 She ever say anything to you about me? 184 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,803 About you? Why would she say something about you? 185 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,865 I don't mean it like that. I mean, work-wise. 186 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,035 No. 187 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,045 E, you're my friend. You'd tell me if she did. 188 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:43,173 Ari, I'm at Sloan's. Do you want me to ask her something? 189 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:45,581 You're with her now? Why the fuck didn't you say so? 190 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,586 No, I don't want you to asking her anything. 191 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:50,316 I don't want you to say anything about this. Forget this conversation. 192 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,790 Does she already know we're having this conversation? 193 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:54,986 - Ari, what's going on? - Nothing. It's all good. 194 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:57,291 I'll call you back. 195 00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:00,026 What's going on? 196 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,500 I think Ari and your father are having problems. 197 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,928 All right, let's cut to the chase. 198 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,066 - All right. - I miss this place. 199 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,668 I miss the excitement. I miss the action. 200 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:14,805 I'm coming back full time. 201 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:17,680 Muhammad Ali came back once too often too, Terrence. 202 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:19,582 Stop, Ari. 203 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,644 This is nothing for you to worry about. 204 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:23,985 Good. All right then, I want an extension. 205 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:26,651 Well, you have a year left on your deal. 206 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:29,525 When it expires, as always, 207 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,860 - you'll be taken care of. - That's not good enough. 208 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:34,491 I want to know that I'm being taken care of right now. 209 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:37,832 You know I have a policy never to extend active contracts, 210 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:41,499 but I've always been fair with you. 211 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:44,065 You were being fair with me when you said you were leaving. 212 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,738 You coming back now is not fair to me. 213 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,110 Not now! 214 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,445 Now I want something, Terrence. 215 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,474 All right. All right, Ari. 216 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:57,448 You know, I've never done this before. 217 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:11,729 This is what I'm prepared to offer you. 218 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,379 No e-mails, no faxes, no phone calls, no nothing. 219 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,077 - Simply silence, Lloyd. - Ari. 220 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,608 Silence, Lloyd. It's golden. 221 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:44,469 - Who's gonna lead this thing? - I told you, I am. 222 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:46,232 You guys don't even need to be here. 223 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:49,002 - I'm his brother, E. - Yeah, and I'm his best friend. 224 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,066 - Is that official? - What? 225 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,772 I always thought that me, you and Vince were best friends? 226 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:57,146 I didn't know that you two were better friends than me and him. 227 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,845 Or that you and him are better friends than me and you. 228 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,785 Whatever, Turtle. You want to tell him, tell him. 229 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,686 No, the guy always kills the messenger, 230 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,214 never kills the best friend of the messenger. 231 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:07,555 - Yo! - What's up, brother? 232 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,493 All right, what's the emergency? 233 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:12,122 You see, there's one head right there. 234 00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:14,064 And there's another one right there. 235 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,931 - I don't see anything. - Right there. 236 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,459 If you look straight down you can almost see 237 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,472 that there's two hands that are almost holding. 238 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:23,703 This thing's really not designed for long-range photography. 239 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,301 Anyway, who is it? 240 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,008 Come on, guys. Who the fuck is it? 241 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,483 It's Mandy and Chris. 242 00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,577 We saw them together this morning. 243 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,713 This morning? We were together this morning. 244 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,883 Before that. You were paying for the watches. 245 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,722 Which we didn't get a chance to thank you for, by the way. 246 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,991 Thanks, Vince! 247 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:46,862 - Where you going? - Gonna call her. 248 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,231 Lloyd! 249 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,263 Mm. 250 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:05,411 This envelope contains the names of eight agents. 251 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,885 Anyone catches you, you eat it. Comprende? 252 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,785 Nod if you understand what I'm saying. 253 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:10,982 I understand. 254 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,287 You can't just fucking nod? 255 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,486 Lloyd... 256 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,496 I want you to... 257 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,964 pledge your undying loyalty to me. 258 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:22,365 - Ari... - Listen, Lloyd, do you want to make it 259 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,767 or do you want to fold shirts at a Chinese laundry? 260 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,669 Now pledge. 261 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:29,469 - I pledge my undying loyalty to you. - Okay. 262 00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:32,033 Now, I want you to go to each of these agents, 263 00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:36,446 discreetly say the words "tsetse fly." 264 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,951 Say nothing else. 265 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,577 Now, go. 266 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:45,318 - Ari, are you leaving the agency? - Shh! 267 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:48,815 Silence is fucking golden. 268 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:58,827 - It's all good. - How so? 269 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,738 They were just talking. She didn't want to hurt my feelings. 270 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,469 Come on, guys. I get it. 271 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,739 They were gonna get married next week. 272 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,268 Anyway, I'm gonna go the bathroom. 273 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,780 Are you gonna drive me to her house afterwards? 274 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,247 Sure. 275 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,045 Denial... stage one. 276 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,848 We ought to go over to Chris's house and whoop his ass. 277 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:15,876 Yeah. 278 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:18,151 Guys, remember, Vince took Mandy from Chris. 279 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,182 - He should whoop Vince's ass. - Who's side you on? 280 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,922 I'm just saying, what if it was nothing? 281 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,725 They rented movies at Blockbuster. 282 00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:26,731 Maybe they were returning movies they already had. 283 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:31,130 - Is that what you think, E? - No. 284 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,138 - It's not what I think. - Yeah, me neither. 285 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,901 - Come on, Turtle, let's go. - Where? 286 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,033 Go get the proof we need. Come on. 287 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,738 - What are you gonna do? - Don't you worry about it. 288 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,838 Where are they going? 289 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,440 Uh, another Saigon meeting. 290 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:46,917 You know how hard it is to get a rapper to sign a contract. 291 00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:50,581 Those fuckers never say goodbye. 292 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,885 Tsetse fly. 293 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,225 Tsetse fly. 294 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,458 Tsetse fly. 295 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,398 Hamburger Hamlet, right? 296 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:04,925 Tsetse fly, Davies. That's all that you're supposed to say. 297 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,938 - Everything else stays the same. - I'm sorry. 298 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:09,202 - I forgot what it means. - Well, you just said it. 299 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,708 - The Hamlet? - Yes. 300 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,803 Right, the Hamlet. Nobody who works in this business 301 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,871 - would ever be caught dead there. - You know what? 302 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,975 You better lock down some really good clients. 303 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:27,491 Look, if you have something to say 304 00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:28,823 why don't you just say it? 305 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,692 Look, when you guys told me you thought 306 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:33,027 Kristen was cheating on me it hurt, but you were right. 307 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,295 Now you're comparing Mandy to Kristen? 308 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,995 No! I'm not even saying she's cheating. 309 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,765 Then what are you saying? 310 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:43,036 I'm just saying it didn't look like it was over to me. 311 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,305 - What do you mean? They were kissing? - No. 312 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,505 - Were they holding hands? - No. 313 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,446 Then what made it look like it wasn't over?! 314 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:52,712 - I don't know. Instinct. - Whatever. 315 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,412 - You asked me what I was thinking. - Now you told me 316 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,320 and I don't want to hear about it again, okay? 317 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,222 Okay. 318 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,022 You think you got enough cash? 319 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:09,398 Live and learn. You throw around enough dough 320 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,403 you can find out anything you want. 321 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,200 What exactly are we trying to find out? 322 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,933 We already know they rented a movie. 323 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,669 Yeah, but what movie? 324 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,439 "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" might say one thing. 325 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:23,505 "91/2 Weeks" would say something very different. 326 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:27,007 There is no way I can tell you what movie Mandy Moore rented. 327 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,043 I would get fired. 328 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,357 Are you joking? 329 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,291 There's more where that came from. 330 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,921 I value my job. I cannot be bought. 331 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,128 Psst! 332 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:46,197 - Your Vinnie Chase's brother, right? - That's right. 333 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,729 Yeah, I saw you on "Celebrity Justice." 334 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,833 You busted up that guy's car with a golf club. 335 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,673 That was on "CJ"? 336 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,406 - Yeah. - Sweet! 337 00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,914 You got anything to tell us? 338 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,440 Break out that money clip again and I just might. 339 00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:02,814 Just tell me what this is about, Ari. 340 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,482 I just want to have a private dinner 341 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,320 with you and Vince as soon as possible. 342 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,155 To discuss what? You're freaking me out! 343 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,286 There's no need to freak out, E. 344 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,990 It's all good. Believe me. 345 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,295 Just think of it as a state of the union address 346 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,130 for all my A-listers. 347 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,760 Hold on. Yeah? 348 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,737 Code red, Ari! Code red! 349 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,536 - What are you talking about? - He knows! He knows! 350 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,303 - Who knows what? - Mr. McQuewick. 351 00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:28,444 I think you're the first one to arrive. 352 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,414 Oh, fuck! 353 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,455 Lloyd, pack up all my files. 354 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,117 Pile everything you see into a box. 355 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,787 Everything! You see a used condom, an executioner's mask, 356 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,295 and a goddamn spiked paddle, 357 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,490 don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey! 358 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,970 Ernesto! Keep it up front 359 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,838 and keep it running! 360 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,841 - Ari, I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it. 361 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:08,580 - Sorry, Ari. - Don't sweat it, Peter. 362 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,588 - It's too bad, Ari. - It's all right, man. 363 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,852 - Sorry, bro. - It's okay. It ain't your fault. 364 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,950 You should be a nicer person. 365 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,753 Maybe then people wouldn't fuck you. 366 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:21,027 You talked, Davies? 367 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,897 - Hey, Adam. - Yeah, Ari? 368 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,493 Just so you know, your girlfriend 369 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,027 when she was in the mailroom, she offered to blow me. 370 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:29,267 True story. 371 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:48,822 People, we have a traitor in our midst. 372 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:52,092 Let this be a lesson to all of you. 373 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,429 You're making a very big mistake, Terrence. 374 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:57,492 That's what Arthur Jensen said in 1973. 375 00:18:57,536 --> 00:19:00,733 He was the first conspirator that I ever dealt with. 376 00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:02,763 Try finding him now, Ari. 377 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,538 He's selling auto insurance in Reseda. 378 00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,545 Okay, people, 379 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,103 most of you are sitting there 380 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,548 and you're looking at this good-Iooking old man 381 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,744 and you're wondering, "Who the fuck is he?" 382 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,413 And you know what? That's exactly what you should be doing. 383 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:20,084 You all know who's been running this company for the past eight years. 384 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,958 And you all know that when I go, 385 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:27,022 in no time you will be repping nobodys like Bill from "The Apprentice." 386 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:29,625 No one needs to make a decision right now. 387 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,966 I will be starting my own agency. 388 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,529 Two very important goals will apply... 389 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,541 to make everyone who is in 390 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,874 at the ground floor rich, and to burn 391 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,403 this motherfucking place to the ground! 392 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,438 Lloyd, are you with me? 393 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,961 Lloyd, what are you doing? 394 00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:59,657 You and me have a special bond. Come on, let's go. 395 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:06,062 Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything 396 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:09,130 offensive to me about my race or sexual orientation. 397 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:10,607 I can't swear to that, 398 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,304 but I promise I will always apologize after. 399 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,391 Phone numbers, messages, anything you remember, write it down. 400 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,092 Get Shauna Roberts, have her start 401 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:37,431 drafting a press release for tomorrow's "Variety" all right? 402 00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,232 Ernesto! 403 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:40,863 Where's my fucking car? 404 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,067 I'll get him. 405 00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:44,769 You kidding me? 406 00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,170 My phone's dead! 407 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:50,477 Company phone. I think they had it turned off. 408 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,246 Hello? 409 00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,652 It's Lloyd looking for Mr. Gold's car. 410 00:20:56,688 --> 00:21:00,317 Sorry, Lloyd, it's a company car. Mr. McQuewick said I can't give it to him. 411 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,224 Can't give it to me?! 412 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:07,423 Ernesto, how many fucking pesos 413 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,229 did I give you for Christmas? 414 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,032 Huh, Ernesto? Every Christmas for the past decade? 415 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,833 Half of Mexico 416 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:16,568 is eating on my tips that I have given you. 417 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,907 Bring my motherfucking car now, por favor! 418 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,970 Sorry, Mr. Gold, I can't do it. 419 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,710 Oh, and Mr. Gold, I'm from Guatemala, 420 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,718 and our currency is the quetzal. 421 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,413 I'll get my car. 422 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,488 Fuck! Ah! 423 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:35,493 Fuck! 424 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,518 Fuck! 425 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,994 They rented "Brian's Song," E. 426 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,297 I heard you. What do you want me to do? 427 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,168 - The ultimate guy-cry movie. - Uh-huh. 428 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:48,570 He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive. 429 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,006 Bang! He moves right in. 430 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,567 Yeah, his tears will basically act as a lubricant. 431 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:55,307 We said our peace. There's nothing more we can do. 432 00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:59,009 How's that chicken? 433 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,889 Okay, so, you're mad at me? 434 00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:12,362 No. I'm not mad at you. 435 00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:14,490 I guess I should have told you. 436 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,865 - I'm sorry. - Well, if there's something to tell... 437 00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:18,927 No. Again, nothing happened. 438 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,938 Chris and I haven't been together 439 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,837 since we've been together. 440 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,364 He just... 441 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:27,242 you know, he begged to see me today. That's all. 442 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,270 Mm, what did he say? 443 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:33,846 That he still loved me... 444 00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:37,446 and he wanted to make sure that me and you 445 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:39,514 weren't just trying to recapture first love, 446 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:43,585 but if I was sure, then he was happy for me. 447 00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:45,118 Yeah. 448 00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:47,154 Are you sure? 449 00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:53,437 How can I be sure? It's been, what, two weeks? 450 00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:55,269 Well, I'm sure. 451 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,298 Really? 452 00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:59,469 Huh. 453 00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:04,577 Because... 454 00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:07,585 I'm sorry. I'm not, Vince. 455 00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:09,314 I'm not sure. 456 00:23:10,822 --> 00:23:14,485 I'm just... I'm really confused. I can't lie. 457 00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:17,154 Because on one hand I think about you 458 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:20,289 and the way that you make me feel 459 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:23,062 and how I felt five years ago. 460 00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:26,027 And then on the other hand, 461 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,767 I think about him and... 462 00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:33,504 I kind of miss him. 463 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,047 Why don't you just be honest with me 464 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,610 and tell me which hand you're leaning towards? 465 00:23:47,626 --> 00:23:49,457 His. 466 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:57,692 I'm sorry. 467 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,932 Wow. 468 00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:07,035 I'd like to say a few words about a guy I know, 469 00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:09,546 a friend of mine. 470 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:11,981 His name is Brian Piccolo. 471 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:15,877 He has a mental attitude 472 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:18,822 which makes me proud to have a friend 473 00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:22,315 who spells out courage 24 hours a day, 474 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,658 every day of his life. 475 00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:26,630 I can't get Ari on the phone. 476 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:29,031 - It says his cell's been disconnected. - Shut up! 477 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,092 - Move. - You guys have any idea where Vince 478 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,536 - might have his home number? - No. Shut up! 479 00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:35,631 - Move! - Call the agency. 480 00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:38,541 There's got to be a night answering service. 481 00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:40,875 But I say to you, here and now, 482 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:43,472 Brian Piccolo is the man of courage... 483 00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:46,109 Hi, can you put me through to Ari Gold's voicemail? 484 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:48,642 Sorry, but I'm afraid Mr. Gold no longer works here. 485 00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:50,917 Okay, thank you. 486 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:57,793 I loved Brian Piccolo. 487 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,523 They said he no longer works there. 488 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:06,633 Hey, Vince. 489 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:10,637 Can I get you to turn off the TV? 490 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:12,734 Come on, Vince, it's the best part. 491 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,813 All right, just to get it over with 492 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,411 so we don't have to talk about it again. 493 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,081 You guys were right. 494 00:25:24,122 --> 00:25:26,090 It's not over between them. 495 00:25:26,124 --> 00:25:28,752 And we're done. 496 00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:31,091 - Sorry, buddy. - Yeah, sorry, Vin. 497 00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:33,154 We're all sorry, bro. 498 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,688 Yeah. 499 00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:36,166 Are you mad at us for telling you? 500 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,567 No, I love you guys for telling me. 501 00:25:38,603 --> 00:25:40,298 Anything we can do for you? 502 00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:41,896 Nah. 503 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:44,670 Uh, actually, tell Ari 504 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,836 I'm not gonna do the movie. 505 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:49,073 I couldn't work with her every day. 506 00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:52,015 I'm gonna go to bed. 507 00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:08,295 My life is over! 508 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:11,667 You will bounce back, Ari Gold. 509 00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:14,365 I drove to work in an $80,000 Mercedes. 510 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:17,398 I'm driving home in a prop car from "The Fast and the Furious." 511 00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:19,842 I just don't see it. 512 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:34,190 What the hell am I gonna say to my wife? 513 00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:38,926 Ari... 514 00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:42,400 I've worked 18 hours a day to save up the money 515 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,301 to put myself through Stanford Business School. 516 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:47,897 While I was there, I cleaned the cafeteria 517 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,964 during the hours I wasn't studying 518 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:52,442 and still graduated top of my class, 519 00:26:52,477 --> 00:26:54,638 only to take a job delivering mail 520 00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:58,342 to unappreciative overpaid little cocksuckers, 521 00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:00,214 then to finally get the big promotion 522 00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:02,412 that would allow me to answer your phones 523 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,513 and be both racially and sexually harassed 524 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,854 for the next nine months. 525 00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:09,325 But I know the endgame, 526 00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,659 and you, Ari Gold, you are it. 527 00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:13,664 So stop your fucking whining, 528 00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:15,825 and go into your gorgeous $3 million house 529 00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:17,630 with your beautiful goddess wife 530 00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:19,500 and figure out how you're going to make 531 00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:22,028 both of our lives happen tomorrow! 532 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:27,038 - That was a good speech, Lloyd. - Pfft. 533 00:27:27,078 --> 00:27:29,638 If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something. 534 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:32,047 Oi. 535 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:34,074 We're gonna be okay, Lloyd. 536 00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:40,347 Oh my God. 537 00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:44,018 This is fate. 538 00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:13,253 Are you out of your fucking mind, Ari? 539 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,452 Get in the house, now! 540 00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:17,051 Baby. Baby! 541 00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:18,722 - You're drunk? - Baby! 542 00:28:18,763 --> 00:28:20,560 What happened to your hand? 543 00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:22,361 Dance with me, baby. Nothing nothing. 544 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,359 I haven't stopped thinking about you. Baby, you're my everything. Baby baby! 545 00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:27,871 Lloyd, what the hell is wrong with him? 546 00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:30,704 - Baby! - He is in love is all. 547 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:33,176 Good night! 548 00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:37,404 Come on. Baby, this is our song. 549 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:38,973 You are my life. 550 00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:41,451 I'm not going into that house until you dance with me. 551 00:28:41,486 --> 00:28:43,386 The music's gone, Ari. 552 00:28:44,789 --> 00:28:47,815 That's weird, but I can still feel it. 553 00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:49,554 Come on. 554 00:28:49,594 --> 00:28:51,562 - Ari? - What? Come on, baby. 555 00:28:51,596 --> 00:28:54,190 Feel it in the house, okay? 556 00:28:57,135 --> 00:29:00,036 - Ari! Ow! - My fucking hand, baby! 557 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:02,369 Oh! Ari... 558 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,931 Ari, the neighbors.