1 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,979 Subtitles: Lemonhead & Raceman ~ www.forom.com ~ 2 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:10,653 THE RELEASE 3 00:01:11,165 --> 00:01:13,794 I don't think you want to go into that part of town, 4 00:01:13,878 --> 00:01:15,603 not alone. 5 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,528 I'll go with you, Joe, if you want. 6 00:01:19,673 --> 00:01:21,754 - What do you think? - Sounds good. 7 00:01:21,844 --> 00:01:23,954 - Yeah, for real? - Very natural. 8 00:01:24,045 --> 00:01:26,366 Yeah, I think I'm gonna get this one, I really do. 9 00:01:26,427 --> 00:01:28,597 You know, I feel like it was written for me. 10 00:01:28,658 --> 00:01:30,433 I mean, with Eddie Burns producing-- 11 00:01:30,492 --> 00:01:32,788 I mean, the guy knows me from back in the day. 12 00:01:32,848 --> 00:01:34,414 You sure that's a good thing? 13 00:01:34,508 --> 00:01:36,898 Don't listen to him, Johnny, I love the positivity. 14 00:01:36,947 --> 00:01:38,202 Yeah, thanks, Vince. 15 00:01:38,256 --> 00:01:39,640 Look, you do sound good, Drama, 16 00:01:39,698 --> 00:01:42,612 but I wouldn't count on Eddie Burns knowing you. You should focus. 17 00:01:42,717 --> 00:01:44,251 You're right, you're right. 18 00:01:44,417 --> 00:01:46,581 Focused. Like a laser. 19 00:01:47,448 --> 00:01:49,973 No. No. Okay, sorry. 20 00:01:50,556 --> 00:01:53,540 Ari Gold's office. No, n-- 21 00:01:53,616 --> 00:01:55,061 Can I ask you to hold please? 22 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:56,773 What's up? You look like hell. 23 00:01:56,847 --> 00:01:58,683 The phones have been ringing off the hook. 24 00:01:58,757 --> 00:02:00,703 Everyone knows that you took the new space. 25 00:02:00,778 --> 00:02:02,413 They're asking me if we're a new major. 26 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:04,442 Terrance signed the papers. It doesn't matter. 27 00:02:04,517 --> 00:02:06,521 Just deny, deny, deny. It'll all be over soon. 28 00:02:06,596 --> 00:02:08,201 You know I don't like to lie, Ari. 29 00:02:08,316 --> 00:02:09,891 Lloyd, be a man. 30 00:02:09,998 --> 00:02:13,561 Or as much of a man as you can possibly be for God fuckin' sakes. 31 00:02:13,688 --> 00:02:15,423 Now what's up this morning? 32 00:02:15,495 --> 00:02:18,410 - Vince and the boys are on their way. - It's gonna be a good day. 33 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:20,241 A good day, Lloyd. I can feel it. 34 00:02:22,537 --> 00:02:24,993 Ari Gold's office. No, I haven't heard anything about that. 35 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:26,702 No, I don't know anything about that. 36 00:02:30,495 --> 00:02:33,703 - I'll be here. - You gonna make me hang up there alone? 37 00:02:33,808 --> 00:02:36,593 Sorry, bro. Audition's at 3:00. 38 00:02:37,055 --> 00:02:40,961 - I'm a laser. - You're a retard, but okay. 39 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:42,913 No, that is so not true. 40 00:02:43,017 --> 00:02:44,263 So not true! 41 00:02:44,336 --> 00:02:46,062 You guys can go right in. 42 00:02:46,137 --> 00:02:49,040 Ari Gold's office, please hold. Ari Gold's office, please hold. 43 00:02:49,185 --> 00:02:51,763 I'll be out here all alone. 44 00:02:52,027 --> 00:02:54,322 What's going on out there, Ari? You having a telethon? 45 00:02:54,388 --> 00:02:56,812 Yeah, E. Raising cash for the subordinates of movie stars 46 00:02:56,858 --> 00:02:58,263 who can't fend for themselves. 47 00:02:58,325 --> 00:03:00,420 - Hardee-har-har. - What's the big surprise, Ari? 48 00:03:00,487 --> 00:03:03,321 - Wow, getting right to it, huh, Vin? - Last time you surprised me, 49 00:03:03,355 --> 00:03:05,282 I was fired, so naturally I'm a bit anxious. 50 00:03:05,348 --> 00:03:07,483 Okay, here it is, you remember "Queens Boulevard" 51 00:03:07,545 --> 00:03:09,591 that was supposed to be released on six screens, 52 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,940 so NYU students had something to do on a Friday night? 53 00:03:12,045 --> 00:03:15,260 Turns out the studio has decided to push the release. 54 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:16,711 - Why? - What the fuck? 55 00:03:16,807 --> 00:03:18,581 Because they want to release it wide 56 00:03:18,706 --> 00:03:21,262 on 1,200 motherfuckin' screens! Boom! 57 00:03:21,386 --> 00:03:24,761 Turns out E's lucky pick has been testing through the roof 58 00:03:24,858 --> 00:03:27,323 - and with the success of "Aquaman"-- - Two for two! 59 00:03:27,418 --> 00:03:30,971 It gets better. The Hollywood Foreign Press wants to sit down with you, 60 00:03:31,067 --> 00:03:35,043 to discuss everything "QB," wanna have a press conference this afternoon. 61 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:36,812 Jesus, give me a little less notice. 62 00:03:36,867 --> 00:03:38,582 When the Hollywood Foreign Press calls, 63 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:40,431 you run, Vinnie, okay? Will you be there? 64 00:03:40,498 --> 00:03:42,693 - I'll be there-- - Will you do something for me? 65 00:03:42,757 --> 00:03:45,623 Will you smile? Will you look happy? Will you look cooperative? 66 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,822 Well, what exactly does cooperative look like? 67 00:03:47,866 --> 00:03:50,371 Vin, we need this. We want people to forget about 68 00:03:50,457 --> 00:03:53,753 the fact that you just got fired. Will you smile? 69 00:03:56,055 --> 00:03:57,401 Oh, hey, Eddie. 70 00:03:57,465 --> 00:03:59,130 It's great to see you too. 71 00:03:59,208 --> 00:03:59,943 Me? 72 00:04:00,836 --> 00:04:03,331 Thanks, yeah, things are great, just great. 73 00:04:03,405 --> 00:04:06,013 Life is just so amazing, isn't it? 74 00:04:07,466 --> 00:04:08,821 What the hell? 75 00:04:11,305 --> 00:04:14,343 Uh, maybe you didn't notice, but I'm sitting in the car. 76 00:04:14,457 --> 00:04:15,712 I noticed. 77 00:04:15,805 --> 00:04:18,310 Obviously, you didn't notice the meter needed feeding. 78 00:04:18,435 --> 00:04:20,691 What, no heads-up? No tap on the window? 79 00:04:20,816 --> 00:04:22,413 Sorry, pal. 80 00:04:22,535 --> 00:04:24,941 The meter's red, the car is dead. 81 00:04:26,907 --> 00:04:28,131 Civil servant? 82 00:04:28,195 --> 00:04:31,420 What the fuck is civil about not giving a guy a warning? It's anti-American. 83 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:33,081 I think that's in the Bill of Rights. 84 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,953 The point is, this isn't communist Russia. 85 00:04:35,048 --> 00:04:37,693 Communist Russia isn't communist Russia anymore either, Drama. 86 00:04:37,785 --> 00:04:38,903 You wanna fuckin' start, E? 87 00:04:38,965 --> 00:04:41,490 Johnny, relax, I'll pay for the ticket. 88 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,810 That's not the point, Vince, it's the principle. 89 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:46,863 A guy should be able to sit in his own car on a public street 90 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:48,943 without being unjustly harassed. 91 00:04:59,277 --> 00:05:01,830 - What are you doing? - I'm gonna fight for my rights. 92 00:05:01,928 --> 00:05:05,170 I'm gonna go down there, I'm gonna make that guy's day a living hell. 93 00:05:05,266 --> 00:05:06,982 I thought you were a laser. 94 00:05:07,078 --> 00:05:09,301 - This won't affect me. You in? - Forget about him. 95 00:05:09,366 --> 00:05:10,812 Come on, you're nervous. 96 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:13,101 You always get uptight when you have something big. 97 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:16,002 You don't have to be. You can get this if you stay focused. 98 00:05:18,325 --> 00:05:20,101 - Yeah, you're right. - Right? 99 00:05:20,228 --> 00:05:23,053 Yeah. You're right, bro. Thanks. 100 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:25,261 All right, Turtle, let's go get a cup of coffee, 101 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,460 start heading west so I'm not late. Thanks, Vince! 102 00:05:27,525 --> 00:05:29,183 - You betcha. - Hey, good luck, Drama. 103 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:30,093 Thanks, E. 104 00:05:35,066 --> 00:05:37,901 - See how calming I can be? - Yeah, very impressive. 105 00:05:37,967 --> 00:05:40,331 - Now, what should we do? - Call Walsh, let's celebrate. 106 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:42,720 - No. Really? - Yeah, he'll be happy to hear from you. 107 00:05:42,817 --> 00:05:44,863 Hillbilly Willy is starting to come on 108 00:05:44,935 --> 00:05:47,230 as he passes Marshal Tito in stride. 109 00:05:47,307 --> 00:05:49,063 Hillbilly Willy is starting to come on... 110 00:05:49,137 --> 00:05:52,061 Suit! What a pleasant fucking surprise. 111 00:05:52,217 --> 00:05:54,112 - How you doing, Billy? - I'm awful. 112 00:05:54,176 --> 00:05:56,301 Yeah, well, maybe this will make you feel better. 113 00:05:56,366 --> 00:05:58,702 "Queens Boulevard" is gonna open on 1,200 screens. 114 00:05:58,766 --> 00:06:01,031 - Willy is closing fast... - Yes! 115 00:06:01,318 --> 00:06:02,183 Run! 116 00:06:02,675 --> 00:06:04,161 Run, you fucking slag! 117 00:06:04,236 --> 00:06:05,803 Come on! 118 00:06:06,035 --> 00:06:06,993 Hello? 119 00:06:07,536 --> 00:06:09,531 - Hillbilly winning by a nose! - Fuck! 120 00:06:09,607 --> 00:06:11,360 What a finishing kick on that horse! 121 00:06:12,966 --> 00:06:15,381 Fucking fillies, suit. Never count on a broad. 122 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,222 Did you hear me, Billy? 1,200 screens. 123 00:06:17,316 --> 00:06:18,721 Yeah, I fuckin' heard ya 124 00:06:18,816 --> 00:06:20,231 and I already know all about it. 125 00:06:20,326 --> 00:06:22,340 Why do you think I'm out blowing all my money 126 00:06:22,436 --> 00:06:24,572 on booze and ponies? I'm depressed as shit. 127 00:06:24,697 --> 00:06:26,361 Depressed? Billy, this is good news. 128 00:06:26,437 --> 00:06:28,762 No, it ain't, suit. And it ain't gonna happen either. 129 00:06:28,835 --> 00:06:31,061 I'm slapping those fucks with an injunction. 130 00:06:31,138 --> 00:06:33,971 I'm gonna make sure that film never sees the light of day. 131 00:06:34,065 --> 00:06:36,833 Jesus, Billy. He's trying to kill the release of the movie. 132 00:06:36,925 --> 00:06:38,430 - What? Why? - Why? 133 00:06:38,526 --> 00:06:40,701 Because I'm not gonna let those douche bags 134 00:06:40,765 --> 00:06:43,043 Aquaman-ify my movie. 135 00:06:43,168 --> 00:06:45,313 Billy, where are you? We're gonna come see you. 136 00:06:45,377 --> 00:06:46,600 Meet me at my girl's. 137 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:49,142 I gotta go home and tell her I lost the rent money again. 138 00:06:49,236 --> 00:06:50,672 It's not true, Shauna! 139 00:06:50,766 --> 00:06:52,661 Tell "Variety" they can suck my balls, 140 00:06:52,756 --> 00:06:54,101 but clean it up. 141 00:06:56,737 --> 00:06:58,480 You Indian now, Lloyd? 142 00:06:58,968 --> 00:07:00,980 Jesus, you can see this? 143 00:07:01,076 --> 00:07:04,292 This lying is making me break out. God, and I have a date tonight! 144 00:07:04,442 --> 00:07:07,318 Well, I'm sure your date will pop that with his pecker, don't worry. 145 00:07:07,408 --> 00:07:09,334 Tell me why you came in here or get out. 146 00:07:09,398 --> 00:07:11,328 Barbara Miller's on three. 147 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,881 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 148 00:07:13,947 --> 00:07:17,193 Now get out! Get out! I don't want to hear your bitch-ass whiny voice again. 149 00:07:17,288 --> 00:07:18,913 Do you understand? Go, go, go! 150 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,770 - Hey, Babs, what are you wearin'? - We need to have lunch, Ari. 151 00:07:21,865 --> 00:07:23,362 The word is out and it's spreading. 152 00:07:23,426 --> 00:07:25,202 You mean that shit about you getting lipo? 153 00:07:25,266 --> 00:07:27,432 Don't worry about that. You know, from what I hear, 154 00:07:27,497 --> 00:07:29,852 Dr. Dessler's like a fucking Picasso with that knife. 155 00:07:29,978 --> 00:07:31,930 Wake up, Ari. I'm coming to you as a friend. 156 00:07:31,997 --> 00:07:33,592 People are mobilizing against you 157 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,362 and you need to know what's going on. 158 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,720 Now do you want a Caesar fucking salad or not? 159 00:07:41,677 --> 00:07:43,781 Let me call you back, Barbara. 160 00:07:45,088 --> 00:07:46,740 Speak, Lloyd. 161 00:07:47,225 --> 00:07:48,792 You're not talking? 162 00:07:50,668 --> 00:07:52,711 Rob Rubino's in the conference room. 163 00:07:54,415 --> 00:07:56,003 Terrance fucking fired him? 164 00:07:56,066 --> 00:07:57,662 I did not say the "F" word. 165 00:07:57,738 --> 00:08:00,233 My-- I-- We-- 166 00:08:00,308 --> 00:08:02,273 I don't have the sk-- the skill set-- 167 00:08:02,365 --> 00:08:04,660 I can't understand you through the whimpering, Rob. 168 00:08:04,725 --> 00:08:07,262 - Why did Terrance fire you? - Well, because he knows. 169 00:08:07,338 --> 00:08:09,093 - What does he know? - He knows, Ari. 170 00:08:09,185 --> 00:08:11,353 - They saw your name on my call sheet. - Fuck. 171 00:08:11,417 --> 00:08:13,311 And they escorted me out of the building. 172 00:08:13,408 --> 00:08:15,841 And then they gave everybody employment contracts 173 00:08:15,905 --> 00:08:18,291 and they had to sign them by 5:00 P.M. this afternoon 174 00:08:18,356 --> 00:08:20,060 saying that they wouldn't work for you. 175 00:08:20,185 --> 00:08:22,781 - What should I do? - I don't know! I don't know, 176 00:08:22,905 --> 00:08:25,292 but just stop fucking crying so I can think, okay? 177 00:08:27,077 --> 00:08:29,120 Call Barbara, tell her I'll go to lunch. 178 00:08:30,226 --> 00:08:33,601 You know, Eddie Burns offered me "Brothers McMullen." 179 00:08:34,865 --> 00:08:38,401 True story. But I took a TV show instead. 180 00:08:38,465 --> 00:08:41,632 Was that when you did your full-frontal "Red Shoe Diary"? 181 00:08:41,708 --> 00:08:44,922 No, that's when I did my three-episode arc on "90210," 182 00:08:45,045 --> 00:08:47,602 sexually harassing Tori Spelling. 183 00:08:47,817 --> 00:08:49,382 Nice choice. 184 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:57,202 - This can't be the right address. - Look, there he is. 185 00:09:02,346 --> 00:09:04,063 Walsh, what is this, your house? 186 00:09:04,136 --> 00:09:07,433 No, I'm house-sitting for my girl's folks. 187 00:09:07,508 --> 00:09:10,552 They made a fortune off ginseng and kombucha drinks. 188 00:09:10,646 --> 00:09:12,923 They won't let her see a dime of it though. 189 00:09:13,016 --> 00:09:16,153 I'm just praying they drop dead before they raise the estate tax. 190 00:09:16,217 --> 00:09:18,173 - How are you, Vince? - Good, how you doing? 191 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,321 So, what-- what happened to "Queens Boulevard"? 192 00:09:20,417 --> 00:09:22,161 - They butchered her. - They changed it? 193 00:09:22,288 --> 00:09:23,703 They murdered her. 194 00:09:23,798 --> 00:09:25,390 You wanna see the body? 195 00:09:28,028 --> 00:09:29,663 Take care of yourself. 196 00:09:30,745 --> 00:09:33,463 Hey, you ever coming back? 197 00:09:34,238 --> 00:09:35,560 You kidding? 198 00:09:36,197 --> 00:09:38,541 I am Queens Boulevard. 199 00:09:40,966 --> 00:09:42,663 Insane, ain't it? 200 00:09:42,738 --> 00:09:45,002 Look's more like Willy Wonka's factory than Queens. 201 00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:47,201 Now you see why I have to do what I have to do. 202 00:09:47,268 --> 00:09:49,181 How could they ruin a great movie like that? 203 00:09:49,305 --> 00:09:50,561 They're fucking animals 204 00:09:50,638 --> 00:09:52,431 and they need to be put to sleep. 205 00:09:52,505 --> 00:09:55,600 Sign the injunction with me and they'll know we ain't fucking around. 206 00:09:55,665 --> 00:09:58,361 - What do you think, E? - I think we should call Ari. 207 00:09:58,438 --> 00:10:00,732 One suit, two suit, three suit, four! 208 00:10:00,806 --> 00:10:02,463 Look, Billy, I'm with you, all right? 209 00:10:02,556 --> 00:10:04,161 But we have to talk to somebody first 210 00:10:04,235 --> 00:10:05,830 before we just sign an injunction. 211 00:10:05,907 --> 00:10:08,503 Can't afford to be pissing off another studio right now. 212 00:10:08,966 --> 00:10:10,403 - Pussy. - Asshole. 213 00:10:10,466 --> 00:10:12,560 All right, guys, chill. 214 00:10:12,635 --> 00:10:14,261 Call Ari. 215 00:10:16,588 --> 00:10:19,931 So who's picking up the tab on this little chow-down? 216 00:10:20,007 --> 00:10:22,031 Relax, Ari, my treat. 217 00:10:31,688 --> 00:10:33,430 Greetings, Ari. 218 00:10:36,478 --> 00:10:38,552 I always knew that you liked dick, Babs. 219 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,703 I just didn't know you were a cocksucker. 220 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,783 Please, join us. 221 00:10:44,915 --> 00:10:46,703 It's like a meeting of the five families. 222 00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:50,203 Maybe I should've had a gun taped up in the bathroom stall. 223 00:10:50,268 --> 00:10:52,030 Look, all the majors are here-- 224 00:10:52,105 --> 00:10:55,361 CAA, UTA, ICM, Endeavor, William Morris. 225 00:10:55,585 --> 00:10:57,932 Who the fuck invited APA? 226 00:10:58,715 --> 00:11:01,903 - There it is. - There's no spots. 227 00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:04,471 Just pull up in the red, I'll go grab one. 228 00:11:04,628 --> 00:11:05,822 All right. 229 00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:13,032 Cafe latte, $4.50. 230 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,541 Well, actually, I'm on my 10th purchase, 231 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,233 paid for the last nine, 232 00:11:17,308 --> 00:11:18,993 so you'll be paying for that, bad boy. 233 00:11:19,086 --> 00:11:21,492 Actually, I won't, 'cause we don't take those anymore. 234 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:22,702 What do you mean? 235 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,632 Too many people were counterfeiting them, 236 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,290 so we stopped. 237 00:11:26,388 --> 00:11:30,403 Well, unfortunately, the only form of currency I have is that card, 238 00:11:30,468 --> 00:11:33,870 so either you accept that card or you're gonna have to eat that drink. 239 00:11:33,968 --> 00:11:35,631 I'm not gonna have to eat anything. 240 00:11:35,707 --> 00:11:37,502 Anybody ordering a cafe latte? 241 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,661 - Right here. - Hey, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. 242 00:11:39,735 --> 00:11:41,311 That-- that's my drink. 243 00:11:41,856 --> 00:11:43,930 Get me the manager. 244 00:11:44,315 --> 00:11:46,220 Yeah, well, you tell Ari when you find him 245 00:11:46,315 --> 00:11:48,833 - that he needs to call me back. - I will indeed. 246 00:11:48,907 --> 00:11:51,592 - Ari's M.I.A. - What the fuck is he so busy with? 247 00:11:51,686 --> 00:11:53,312 Press conference is in three hours. 248 00:11:53,407 --> 00:11:55,632 We can't be sitting on our asses doing nothing. 249 00:11:55,695 --> 00:11:56,791 Attaboy, Vince. 250 00:11:56,886 --> 00:11:58,470 Well, fuck Ari! Fuck this injunction. 251 00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:01,042 - Let's handle this ourselves. - What do you have in mind? 252 00:12:01,108 --> 00:12:02,932 I got Jamie Burke's number from Lloyd. 253 00:12:03,008 --> 00:12:05,950 Don't waste your minutes. I already called. They ain't seeing nobody. 254 00:12:06,048 --> 00:12:07,610 Yeah, well, if they ever want to do 255 00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:09,493 another movie with Vince, they'll see us. 256 00:12:09,616 --> 00:12:11,843 I like your newfound balls, suit. 257 00:12:12,538 --> 00:12:14,702 My rapper's signing a big deal this month, 258 00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:17,172 but I still have time to handle Vince as well. 259 00:12:18,636 --> 00:12:20,202 Aw, shit. 260 00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:22,683 Excuse me. Can you leave your number on the windshield? 261 00:12:22,756 --> 00:12:23,741 Yeah. 262 00:12:24,788 --> 00:12:26,960 I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 263 00:12:27,035 --> 00:12:29,480 And I'm afraid I'm going to have to say no, 264 00:12:29,576 --> 00:12:33,430 'cause I ain't going anywhere until I get my free cup of coffee! 265 00:12:33,508 --> 00:12:35,801 Jesus Christ, Drama! What the fuck? 266 00:12:35,868 --> 00:12:38,263 They discontinued my free coffee card. 267 00:12:38,335 --> 00:12:41,303 Listen, pal, I'll buy you the lousy $3 cup of coffee. 268 00:12:41,365 --> 00:12:43,463 You really want to get involved in this, dickhead? 269 00:12:43,536 --> 00:12:45,362 Drama, Drama, come on, come on! 270 00:12:45,438 --> 00:12:47,031 You don't need any more coffee. 271 00:12:47,108 --> 00:12:48,862 You're wired up enough as it is. 272 00:12:48,938 --> 00:12:51,383 You only got 15 minutes to get to Ed Burns. 273 00:12:52,446 --> 00:12:55,461 Fuck it. Fuck all of you! 274 00:12:55,538 --> 00:12:57,333 I'm gonna go get me a pilot! 275 00:12:57,405 --> 00:13:00,073 But I will be back and you will give me a free cup of coffee. 276 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:02,033 Oh, fuck, the car! 277 00:13:05,007 --> 00:13:05,801 Hey! 278 00:13:07,676 --> 00:13:09,930 Hey, come back here! 279 00:13:10,008 --> 00:13:11,763 Turtle, call a cab! 280 00:13:11,838 --> 00:13:14,852 Come on, Ari, you really think we haven't been watching you? 281 00:13:14,945 --> 00:13:16,701 I don't know. Have you been watching me? 282 00:13:16,765 --> 00:13:18,902 Yes, we have. And we know what you've been up to. 283 00:13:18,968 --> 00:13:20,992 - What have I been to? - Why don't you tell us? 284 00:13:21,086 --> 00:13:22,920 Why should I tell you if you already know? 285 00:13:22,988 --> 00:13:25,451 All right, come on, this is getting us nowhere here. 286 00:13:25,516 --> 00:13:28,492 Let me just say this-- I've known you for 20 years. 287 00:13:28,656 --> 00:13:31,401 I always knew that you were a smug little rat 288 00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:32,990 with grand aspirations. 289 00:13:33,128 --> 00:13:35,200 That's why it was such a shock to me to see you 290 00:13:35,266 --> 00:13:37,800 sitting in that little boutique agency of yours 291 00:13:37,866 --> 00:13:39,361 for the last nine months. 292 00:13:39,436 --> 00:13:41,431 But I guess-- I've seen this before-- 293 00:13:41,505 --> 00:13:43,462 it's all a ruse in your master plan. 294 00:13:43,596 --> 00:13:45,460 Master plan? 295 00:13:46,508 --> 00:13:49,011 Look, Ari, simply put, 296 00:13:49,108 --> 00:13:52,002 we're here to assure you that the eight of us 297 00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:54,101 who represent most of the power in this town 298 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,130 are lined up to say 299 00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:58,503 that if you go near one of our clients 300 00:13:58,566 --> 00:14:00,230 or one of our agents 301 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:03,463 or even one of our highly-prized mailroom boys, 302 00:14:03,536 --> 00:14:05,532 we will all come down on you 303 00:14:05,605 --> 00:14:08,041 with the wrath of 10,000 suns. 304 00:14:08,106 --> 00:14:09,661 You know what's interesting... 305 00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:11,141 about that... 306 00:14:11,298 --> 00:14:14,223 is that you used the words 307 00:14:14,285 --> 00:14:16,483 "Master plan" and "rat" 308 00:14:16,548 --> 00:14:19,902 when talking about me, you Hitler-loving, anti-semitic cunt-bag. 309 00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:22,230 I can only hope, 310 00:14:22,305 --> 00:14:25,560 that 50% of the power at this table is as offended as I am. 311 00:14:25,637 --> 00:14:28,231 Ari! Is it true? 312 00:14:28,305 --> 00:14:30,502 Come on. Yes or no. 313 00:14:35,336 --> 00:14:37,430 Okay, you got me. I'm setting up my own shop. 314 00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:39,660 Thank you, thank you. 315 00:14:39,736 --> 00:14:41,703 Ari Gold is back and gonna be bigger than ever. 316 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:44,832 But I assure you, and I swear this 317 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,030 on my children's names, 318 00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:48,662 I have no intention 319 00:14:48,737 --> 00:14:52,263 of going after any of your clients or your agents. 320 00:14:52,337 --> 00:14:54,862 - Only his. - Really, Ari? 321 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,213 Really, Terrance. 322 00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:58,902 And with whose money do you plan on funding all this, Ari? 323 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,371 Yours, you cockney fuck. 324 00:15:00,497 --> 00:15:02,542 You signed the settlement papers, didn't you? 325 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:03,361 Yes. 326 00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,031 But I didn't sign any checks and I won't. 327 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,733 Ari, I'll happily spend $50 million over the next 10 years 328 00:15:10,807 --> 00:15:13,883 to make sure that you don't even get a dime today. 329 00:15:17,168 --> 00:15:20,401 Call everyone on that list. Emergency Hamlet session, now! 330 00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:22,903 Ari, Vince and E called twice. 331 00:15:22,968 --> 00:15:25,563 - And they do not seem happy. - I will call them back, Lloyd. 332 00:15:25,636 --> 00:15:28,901 Did you not fucking hear me? This is not a drill. This is an emergency! 333 00:15:28,966 --> 00:15:30,903 Well, who's going to man the phones? 334 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:33,131 Fuck the phones, Lloyd! 335 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,831 Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, 336 00:15:35,908 --> 00:15:37,430 don't answer! 337 00:15:37,506 --> 00:15:40,633 82% excellent. That's pretty good. 338 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:43,662 It's more than pretty good. That's "Greek Wedding" good. 339 00:15:43,738 --> 00:15:45,330 And what these test scores tell us 340 00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:47,703 is that black-and-white is depressing. 341 00:15:47,766 --> 00:15:50,233 - People want color. - Why have those eyes 342 00:15:50,308 --> 00:15:53,002 - if people can't see 'em, Vince? - They might as well be brown. 343 00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:55,961 I didn't make this movie to show off my eye coloring. 344 00:15:56,035 --> 00:15:58,831 Vince, you not only look great in the movie, 345 00:15:58,907 --> 00:16:01,432 you are... great in the movie. 346 00:16:01,508 --> 00:16:04,831 And with this version we will attract a much broader audience. 347 00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:07,300 And isn't that what making movies is all about? 348 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,131 Well, actually, I mean, it's an art film. 349 00:16:09,196 --> 00:16:11,690 The only way you know it's good is if most people hate it. 350 00:16:11,816 --> 00:16:14,931 I'm sorry, but we are not in the business 351 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:16,963 of having people hate our movies. 352 00:16:17,038 --> 00:16:20,402 Guys, I love your passion, 353 00:16:20,468 --> 00:16:23,661 but trust me, there's nothing unartistic about making money. 354 00:16:25,705 --> 00:16:28,462 You're driving like a snail. 355 00:16:28,535 --> 00:16:31,101 - I could run faster than this. - All right, you know what? 356 00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,663 We're here. Go get 'em. 357 00:16:32,735 --> 00:16:34,563 - I'm 20 minutes late. - So run! 358 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:06,040 All right! Great news. 359 00:17:06,198 --> 00:17:08,972 The Gold Standard Agency will be starting its expansion 360 00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,293 ahead of schedule. Instead of September 1, 361 00:17:11,358 --> 00:17:13,401 we are going to be starting today. 362 00:17:14,188 --> 00:17:15,152 Yeah! 363 00:17:16,825 --> 00:17:18,453 Slight problem, though. 364 00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:21,030 None of you will be getting paid for about six months. 365 00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:22,022 What? 366 00:17:22,268 --> 00:17:24,861 People, come on. The first year at google 367 00:17:24,926 --> 00:17:26,700 they paid their staff with paper clips. 368 00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:29,502 Now the guy that scrubbed the toilets has got a billion five. 369 00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:32,120 Who's with me? Come on, anybody? 370 00:17:32,435 --> 00:17:35,322 - I'm with you, Ari. - Like you've got a fucking choice. 371 00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:38,131 - Anybody else? Who's with me? - This is bullshit, Ari. 372 00:17:38,205 --> 00:17:40,063 - You cannot be serious. - You told us-- 373 00:17:40,138 --> 00:17:42,102 We had papers put in front of us today. 374 00:17:42,168 --> 00:17:44,502 - Come on, everybody, listen. - I have a choice. 375 00:17:47,225 --> 00:17:50,243 A little bit of patience, you guys, please. 376 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,230 Come on, you gotta-- 377 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:57,812 Hey, Babs, the traitorous skanks anonymous meeting's next door. 378 00:17:59,088 --> 00:18:00,310 Let's talk. 379 00:18:08,025 --> 00:18:10,950 I can't believe that you set me up after all I've done for you-- 380 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,582 Ari, I needed to see your cards. 381 00:18:12,646 --> 00:18:15,050 - You've seen 'em. - How much do you need? 382 00:18:16,026 --> 00:18:18,230 - What? - Come on, I want to be partners. 383 00:18:18,325 --> 00:18:20,343 - Why? - Because I believe in you. 384 00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:22,812 And because I can't work with my ex-husband anymore. 385 00:18:22,907 --> 00:18:24,471 No shot, this is my deal. 386 00:18:24,566 --> 00:18:26,912 Ari, you have no money and I have too much. 387 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,083 - So what do you want? - To fuck. 388 00:18:31,887 --> 00:18:33,121 K idding. 389 00:18:33,216 --> 00:18:35,261 I want 60% and my name on top. 390 00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:37,640 - I'd rather fuck. - 55. 391 00:18:37,736 --> 00:18:39,151 - 45. - 51. 392 00:18:39,247 --> 00:18:39,952 49. 393 00:18:51,368 --> 00:18:52,900 Ladies and gentlemen, 394 00:18:53,515 --> 00:18:55,250 I present to you, 395 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:58,213 Miller-Gold! Huh? 396 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,880 We sound like a fuckin' beer. 397 00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:06,880 This was the one, Turtle. 398 00:19:06,997 --> 00:19:08,933 I'm officially a loser. 399 00:19:08,998 --> 00:19:11,000 I don't know about "officially." 400 00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:13,221 What do you want me to say, Drama? 401 00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:15,271 You gotta get the temper under control. 402 00:19:15,368 --> 00:19:17,203 - Yeah. - You gotta know that. 403 00:19:17,278 --> 00:19:20,702 I do, I do. In fact, I was thinking about taking that anger management thing 404 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:23,452 - the judge recommended last year. - You should. 405 00:19:28,238 --> 00:19:30,632 - Hello? - Johnny Drama, Eddie Burns. 406 00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:32,023 Eddie? 407 00:19:32,118 --> 00:19:33,592 - Yeah, hey, look-- - Burns? 408 00:19:33,688 --> 00:19:35,852 I've been trying to get your number for over an hour, 409 00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:38,003 but nobody's picking up the phone at your agency. 410 00:19:38,055 --> 00:19:39,400 Really? 411 00:19:39,488 --> 00:19:41,883 Yeah, listen, I'm sorry I had to bail on you today. 412 00:19:41,975 --> 00:19:44,053 I got an emergency and I'm off to New York. 413 00:19:44,438 --> 00:19:47,021 - So you weren't at your office? - No. 414 00:19:47,335 --> 00:19:49,980 Christ, I was standing out there for like an hour. 415 00:19:50,078 --> 00:19:51,791 Well, look, I'm-- I'm real sorry, 416 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,293 But I want to talk to you about this thing I'm shooting. 417 00:19:54,408 --> 00:19:56,671 Hey, look, Eddie, I know I can do this. 418 00:19:56,768 --> 00:19:58,510 I know you can do it too, Drama. 419 00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:00,713 Truth is, I really just wanted to see you today 420 00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:02,643 to make sure you hadn't aged too badly. 421 00:20:02,706 --> 00:20:04,541 Aged? Me? Come on! 422 00:20:04,865 --> 00:20:07,410 I got carded at Barney's Beanery Thursday night. 423 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,000 Okay, okay, Drama. So you'll do this? 424 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:13,442 Are you offering this to me? I don't have to audition or nothing? 425 00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:16,793 Drama, you did something for me when you passed on "Brothers McMullen." 426 00:20:16,888 --> 00:20:19,233 - I didn't pass. - Drama, come on. 427 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,791 You passed to do a little arc on "90210," it's cool. 428 00:20:21,857 --> 00:20:23,963 I ended up having to put myself in the movie, 429 00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:25,410 changed my whole life. 430 00:20:25,508 --> 00:20:27,850 - Awesome. - All right, so I'll see you on set. 431 00:20:27,915 --> 00:20:29,351 Okay, thanks. 432 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,470 I just got a pilot. 433 00:20:36,408 --> 00:20:38,422 Yes! Yeah! 434 00:20:39,268 --> 00:20:40,591 Victory! 435 00:20:40,835 --> 00:20:42,583 And anger management? 436 00:20:42,706 --> 00:20:44,750 Fuck anger management. 437 00:20:44,938 --> 00:20:47,003 Well, after seeing a cut of the film, 438 00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:48,940 we instantly fell in love with it. 439 00:20:49,097 --> 00:20:51,683 From the moment the end credits rolled, 440 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,640 it was obvious to me... 441 00:20:53,827 --> 00:20:56,330 - Did you get it, Johnny? - Yep. 442 00:20:56,726 --> 00:20:59,342 - It's easier than I thought. - Congratulations, Drama. 443 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,610 Thanks, bro. 444 00:21:00,735 --> 00:21:04,230 - There you are, Vincent. - Jesus, I thought you abandoned me. 445 00:21:04,326 --> 00:21:05,973 Never. I came as fast as I could. 446 00:21:06,038 --> 00:21:07,422 They're about to introduce you. 447 00:21:07,488 --> 00:21:09,020 Right. Look, I love you. 448 00:21:09,117 --> 00:21:10,952 Don't worry, I think I got this handled. 449 00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:13,600 - You cool with this? - You gotta do what you gotta do. 450 00:21:13,696 --> 00:21:15,871 - What's he gotta do? - Yeah, what's he gotta do? 451 00:21:15,938 --> 00:21:17,941 - You'll see. - Oh, great. 452 00:21:18,455 --> 00:21:20,052 ...a great young talent. 453 00:21:20,538 --> 00:21:24,061 Ah, these motherfuckin' pieces of shit. 454 00:21:24,165 --> 00:21:27,630 I'm gonna fuckin' hit somebody, there's no fuckin' doubt in my mind. 455 00:21:27,707 --> 00:21:29,501 Go lightly, Billy. Life is short. 456 00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:31,760 Go fuck your mother, Drama. 457 00:21:33,556 --> 00:21:36,081 - Where you been? - What, is there a problem? 458 00:21:36,175 --> 00:21:38,462 The house is packed, our boy is looking great. 459 00:21:38,585 --> 00:21:40,173 You know Barbara, right? 460 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,263 Hey. 461 00:21:42,987 --> 00:21:44,580 See all these cameras? 462 00:21:44,646 --> 00:21:46,901 Each one represents a million dollars overseas. 463 00:21:46,968 --> 00:21:48,771 - Cha-ching. - I don't think so, Ari. 464 00:21:48,867 --> 00:21:50,322 Oh yeah? Why not? 465 00:21:50,415 --> 00:21:52,283 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my privilege... 466 00:21:52,376 --> 00:21:53,843 What? Speak. 467 00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:56,913 ...to introduce to you now the star of "Queens Boulevard," 468 00:21:57,005 --> 00:21:58,960 Mr. Vincent Chase. 469 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:00,951 Vinnie! 470 00:22:01,558 --> 00:22:02,782 Thank you. 471 00:22:04,467 --> 00:22:06,732 "Queens Boulevard" is a masterpiece. 472 00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:08,333 And I'm not just saying that 473 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,331 because I'm in it or to sell you. 474 00:22:10,408 --> 00:22:13,131 I'm saying it because I really truly believe it. 475 00:22:13,286 --> 00:22:16,000 Unfortunately, you'll never see the film I'm talking about, 476 00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:18,740 because these people up here, these execs, 477 00:22:18,835 --> 00:22:20,672 ripped out its soul. 478 00:22:20,805 --> 00:22:23,833 Because like all studios in this town 479 00:22:23,906 --> 00:22:26,000 they don't give a shit about art. 480 00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:29,261 They only care about one thing-- money. 481 00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:31,342 Fuck commerce! 482 00:22:31,508 --> 00:22:32,852 Any questions? Yes. 483 00:22:33,007 --> 00:22:35,443 Great start to the new company, huh?