1 00:00:22,172 --> 00:00:26,039 Parading without a permit? Do you know who this is, man? 2 00:00:26,301 --> 00:00:30,297 This is Captain America. I'm Billy. We're headliners, baby. 3 00:00:30,554 --> 00:00:35,050 We played every fair in this part of the country. For top dollar! 4 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:06,203 Weirdo hicks, man. A bunch of weirdo hicks. 5 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:11,126 Parading without a permit, man! 6 00:01:35,650 --> 00:01:38,058 Oh, no! What did I do now? 7 00:01:42,573 --> 00:01:45,360 Oh, what am I going to do now? 8 00:01:48,536 --> 00:01:50,528 Oh, my head! 9 00:01:53,707 --> 00:01:56,661 All right, George. What're you going to do now? 10 00:01:56,876 --> 00:01:59,545 You promised these people, now. 11 00:02:00,213 --> 00:02:04,079 You promised these people and you promised these people.... 12 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,095 Hey, would you mind? 13 00:02:09,345 --> 00:02:11,172 You just woke my friend up. 14 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:18,266 I'm real sorry. I didn't realize I.... 15 00:02:19,603 --> 00:02:21,596 I didn't realize. 16 00:02:27,192 --> 00:02:28,902 My head. 17 00:02:30,196 --> 00:02:33,896 If you don't shut your mouth, you won't have a head! 18 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:56,209 I see you're up, Mr. Hansen. You'll feel a lot better after this. 19 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,047 Thank you, Bob. 20 00:03:05,893 --> 00:03:09,342 I guess I really tied one on last night. 21 00:03:09,603 --> 00:03:12,273 Must've had a hell of a good time. 22 00:03:13,107 --> 00:03:15,182 I wish I could remember it. 23 00:03:20,404 --> 00:03:22,610 Could you get me a cigarette? 24 00:03:22,865 --> 00:03:26,910 You animals ain't smart enough to play with fire. 25 00:03:27,161 --> 00:03:30,410 They're good boys. You can give them a cigarette. 26 00:03:33,625 --> 00:03:35,201 Thanks, mister. 27 00:03:38,627 --> 00:03:40,205 Got a match? 28 00:03:43,008 --> 00:03:44,798 Thank you, Bob. 29 00:03:52,598 --> 00:03:56,382 I'm sorry about the misunderstanding. 30 00:03:56,644 --> 00:04:01,768 There was no misunderstanding. We're all in the same cage here. 31 00:04:04,441 --> 00:04:07,776 You must be some important dude. That treatment-- 32 00:04:07,987 --> 00:04:09,232 "Dude"? 33 00:04:10,238 --> 00:04:13,155 What does he mean, "dude"? Dude ranch? 34 00:04:16,577 --> 00:04:20,325 "Dude" means a nice guy, you know? 35 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:22,866 "Dude" means a regular person. 36 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:27,205 You don't look like you're from this part of the country. 37 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:31,410 You're lucky I'm here to see you don't get into anything. 38 00:04:31,924 --> 00:04:33,085 Well... 39 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,206 ...they got this here... 40 00:04:36,803 --> 00:04:39,922 ...scissor-happy, beautify-America thing here. 41 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:43,180 Trying to make everybody look like Yul Brynner. 42 00:04:43,893 --> 00:04:48,138 They used rusty razor blades on the last two longhairs... 43 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:51,473 ...they brought in. I wasn't here to protect them. 44 00:04:51,731 --> 00:04:52,930 See... 45 00:04:55,484 --> 00:04:56,895 ...I'm a lawyer. 46 00:04:57,152 --> 00:04:59,607 Done a lot of work for the ACLU. 47 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,441 George Hansen. 48 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:07,819 You think you can help us get out of here? 49 00:05:09,038 --> 00:05:13,118 I imagine that I can if you haven't killed anybody. 50 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:16,450 At least nobody white. 51 00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:24,172 See there? $25. Not too bad for no razor blades. 52 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:25,374 You know? 53 00:05:25,635 --> 00:05:28,257 -Very groovy. Thank you. -Very groovy. 54 00:05:28,513 --> 00:05:31,466 See? I'll bet nobody ever said that to you. 55 00:05:31,723 --> 00:05:34,807 By the way, thanks for the aspirin before. 56 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,684 I'm getting to.... 57 00:05:36,979 --> 00:05:40,641 I'm getting to think you're a regular " regular" here. 58 00:05:40,898 --> 00:05:43,140 I'm not going to tell your dad. 59 00:05:43,399 --> 00:05:45,688 You just got to be more careful. 60 00:05:45,944 --> 00:05:50,938 That'd be good if the powers that be wouldn't hear about this. 61 00:05:51,532 --> 00:05:55,067 The old man's not feeling good. Know what I mean? 62 00:05:55,285 --> 00:05:59,994 Well, now, George, we won't tell your dad about that. 63 00:06:00,831 --> 00:06:03,121 -Isn't that right? -That's right. 64 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:09,543 What do you say we look at these super machines we been hearing about? 65 00:06:09,796 --> 00:06:11,505 Let's get it on. 66 00:06:11,798 --> 00:06:15,049 Thanks a lot, Bob. See you later. 67 00:06:20,306 --> 00:06:23,176 I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it. 68 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:26,763 All right, Carl. 69 00:06:27,021 --> 00:06:30,056 Thanks a million. Say hello to the missus. 70 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:36,935 Here's to the first of the day, fellas. 71 00:06:39,073 --> 00:06:41,741 To old D.H. Lawrence. 72 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:55,701 Indians! 73 00:07:06,637 --> 00:07:07,799 Thank you. 74 00:07:09,556 --> 00:07:10,718 You know... 75 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:16,766 ...I must've started off to Mardi Gras six or seven times. 76 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,516 Never got further than the state line. 77 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,310 The governor of Louisiana gave me this. 78 00:07:26,194 --> 00:07:28,650 "Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights. 79 00:07:28,864 --> 00:07:32,113 Bourbon and Toulouse, New Orleans, Louisiana." 80 00:07:32,366 --> 00:07:37,112 Now this is supposed to be the finest whorehouse in the South. 81 00:07:37,912 --> 00:07:42,374 These ain't no pork chops. These are U.S. prime. 82 00:07:42,626 --> 00:07:44,119 Out of sight, man! 83 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:46,996 Oh, I'd like to get over there. 84 00:07:48,671 --> 00:07:53,297 How long did you boys say it would take you to get down there? 85 00:07:53,550 --> 00:07:56,124 -Two or three days. -Two or three days? 86 00:07:56,344 --> 00:07:57,887 Is that right? 87 00:07:58,847 --> 00:08:02,215 Boy, I sure wish I was going with you. 88 00:08:04,394 --> 00:08:05,769 You got a helmet? 89 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:13,648 Oh, I've got a helmet! I got a beauty! 90 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:49,356 Well, old buddy, I never thought I'd ever see you again. 91 00:10:50,992 --> 00:10:54,360 You know, I threw this thing away one week ago. 92 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:59,319 My mother, of all people, retrieved it. I can't understand. 93 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:04,576 She didn't want me to play football. Always afraid I'd get hurt. 94 00:11:04,836 --> 00:11:08,121 And here, 12 years later, I find it on my pillow... 95 00:11:08,338 --> 00:11:13,332 ...with a note pinned next to it saying, "Save this for your son." 96 00:11:21,141 --> 00:11:22,137 Fire! 97 00:11:24,645 --> 00:11:26,187 Do this instead. 98 00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:31,682 No, thanks. I got some store-bought here of my own. 99 00:11:31,943 --> 00:11:34,813 No, man. This is grass. 100 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,315 You mean, marijuana? 101 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:46,077 Lord have mercy! Is that what that is? 102 00:11:50,332 --> 00:11:52,325 Let me see that. 103 00:12:02,593 --> 00:12:03,791 Go ahead. Light it up. 104 00:12:04,303 --> 00:12:06,294 Oh, no, no, no... 105 00:12:06,555 --> 00:12:10,682 ...l couldn't do that. I've got enough problems... 106 00:12:10,892 --> 00:12:14,806 ...with the booze and all. I can't afford to get hooked. 107 00:12:17,439 --> 00:12:19,064 You won't get hooked. 108 00:12:19,316 --> 00:12:23,811 Well, I know. But it leads to harder stuff. 109 00:12:32,243 --> 00:12:34,615 You say it's all right? 110 00:12:40,584 --> 00:12:44,877 Well, all right then. How do I do it? 111 00:12:45,795 --> 00:12:46,744 Here. 112 00:13:08,733 --> 00:13:11,353 That's got a real nice taste to it. 113 00:13:12,193 --> 00:13:15,442 Though I don't suppose it'll do me much good. 114 00:13:15,654 --> 00:13:17,278 I'm so used to the booze. 115 00:13:18,072 --> 00:13:21,773 You've got to hold it in your lungs longer. 116 00:13:35,087 --> 00:13:36,166 What... 117 00:13:36,421 --> 00:13:40,466 ...was that, man? What the hell was that? 118 00:13:42,385 --> 00:13:45,800 I don't know, man. I was watching this object... 119 00:13:46,013 --> 00:13:47,887 ...like the satellite we saw. 120 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:51,389 And it went right across the sky. And then.... 121 00:13:52,018 --> 00:13:54,140 I mean, it just suddenly.... 122 00:13:54,604 --> 00:13:59,478 It just changed direction and went whizzing off. It flashed and-- 123 00:13:59,691 --> 00:14:02,063 You're stoned out of your mind. 124 00:14:02,318 --> 00:14:06,980 Oh, yeah. I'm stoned, man. But, like, I saw a satellite. 125 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:12,239 And it was going across the sky, and it flashed three times at me... 126 00:14:12,493 --> 00:14:14,782 ...and zigzagged and whizzed off. 127 00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:17,032 And I saw it. 128 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:23,293 That was a UFO beaming back at you. 129 00:14:24,338 --> 00:14:27,871 Me and Eric Heisman was down in Mexico two weeks ago. 130 00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:31,546 We seen 40 of them flying in formation. 131 00:14:31,802 --> 00:14:35,170 They've got bases all over the world now. 132 00:14:35,387 --> 00:14:38,258 They've been coming here ever since 1946... 133 00:14:38,474 --> 00:14:42,887 ...when scientists started bouncing radar beams off the moon. 134 00:14:43,144 --> 00:14:47,059 And they've been living and working among us ever since. 135 00:14:47,315 --> 00:14:49,887 The government knows all about them. 136 00:14:50,441 --> 00:14:52,351 What are you talking, man? 137 00:14:53,194 --> 00:14:55,767 You just seen one of them, didn't you? 138 00:14:56,030 --> 00:15:00,407 I saw something, but I didn't see it working here. 139 00:15:01,326 --> 00:15:04,196 Well, they are people, just like us... 140 00:15:04,453 --> 00:15:06,910 ...from within our own solar system. 141 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:10,657 Except that their society is more highly evolved. 142 00:15:10,918 --> 00:15:14,583 They don't have no wars. They got no monetary system. 143 00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:19,006 They don't have any leaders, because each man is a leader. 144 00:15:19,257 --> 00:15:22,342 Because of their technology... 145 00:15:22,594 --> 00:15:27,089 ...they're able to feed, clothe, house and transport themselves... 146 00:15:27,307 --> 00:15:30,011 ...equally and with no effort. 147 00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:44,518 You know something? You want to know what I think? 148 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:49,026 I think this is a crackpot idea. That's what I think. 149 00:15:49,284 --> 00:15:51,857 How about that? 150 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:55,036 Think it's a crackpot idea. 151 00:15:56,124 --> 00:15:59,704 If they're so smart, why don't they reveal themselves... 152 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,542 ...and get it over with? 153 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,921 Why don't they reveal themselves is because if they did... 154 00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:08,211 ...it'd cause a general panic. 155 00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:11,087 Now, we still have leaders... 156 00:16:11,343 --> 00:16:14,961 ...upon whom we rely to release this information. 157 00:16:15,263 --> 00:16:20,090 These leaders have decided to repress this information... 158 00:16:20,351 --> 00:16:22,391 ...because of the shock... 159 00:16:22,603 --> 00:16:26,470 ...that it would cause to our antiquated systems. 160 00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:31,564 Now, the result of this has been that the Venusians... 161 00:16:31,776 --> 00:16:35,940 ...have contacted people at all walks of life... 162 00:16:36,156 --> 00:16:38,195 ...all walks of life.... 163 00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:59,711 It would be a devastating blow to our antiquated systems. 164 00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:04,509 Now Venusians are meeting with people in all walks of life... 165 00:17:04,763 --> 00:17:06,921 ...in an advisory capacity. 166 00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:10,510 For once, man will have a godlike control... 167 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:15,514 ...over his own destiny. He'll have a chance to transcend... 168 00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:19,390 ...and to evolve with some equality for all. 169 00:17:27,406 --> 00:17:29,281 How's your joint, George? 170 00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:37,031 I believe it went out. 171 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:41,999 I got to talking so much, I clean forgot about.... 172 00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:45,128 It went out. 173 00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:56,430 Save it and we'll do it tomorrow morning. 174 00:17:56,681 --> 00:17:59,717 It gives you a new way of looking at the day. 175 00:18:02,104 --> 00:18:04,938 Well, I sure could use that. 176 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:09,474 I sure could use a little of that. 177 00:21:06,257 --> 00:21:09,210 What the hell is this? Troublemakers? 178 00:21:10,761 --> 00:21:13,596 You name it, I'll throw rocks at it, Sheriff. 179 00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:17,554 Y'all, check what just walked in. 180 00:21:18,394 --> 00:21:21,347 I like the one in the red shirt with suspenders. 181 00:21:21,563 --> 00:21:22,807 White shirt for me. 182 00:21:23,063 --> 00:21:25,815 I like something with black pants on. 183 00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:30,934 -What did you say? -I said-- 184 00:21:32,154 --> 00:21:33,020 What? 185 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:39,988 I can't believe. What are they doing here? 186 00:21:40,202 --> 00:21:43,903 -Look at the teeth around his neck. -Did they drive motorcycles? 187 00:21:44,122 --> 00:21:46,197 They know we're talking about them. 188 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,454 Hot damn! 189 00:21:49,753 --> 00:21:50,749 I'll tell you. 190 00:21:50,962 --> 00:21:55,090 I'll order kidneys, because I left mine out on the road somewhere. 191 00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:00,499 -I like his hair all down his head. -And I like his eyes. 192 00:22:00,762 --> 00:22:03,298 You know that girl over there in the corner? 193 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:08,841 Don't look too close because the sheriff's right over there. 194 00:22:09,102 --> 00:22:10,383 You know what I mean? 195 00:22:10,604 --> 00:22:13,687 -Check that joker with long hair. -I checked him. 196 00:22:13,939 --> 00:22:17,392 We might have to bring him to the Hilton before it's over. 197 00:22:17,652 --> 00:22:19,940 -I think she's cute. -Isn't she though? 198 00:22:20,195 --> 00:22:22,187 We'll put him in a woman's cell. 199 00:22:22,405 --> 00:22:26,484 We ought to put them in a cage and charge admission to see them. 200 00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:31,318 Those are what are known as country witticisms. 201 00:22:31,538 --> 00:22:33,411 I can't believe they're here. 202 00:22:33,623 --> 00:22:36,077 Let's ask them to take us for a ride. 203 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:37,621 Don't be foolish! 204 00:22:37,835 --> 00:22:40,752 They'll think you-- He'll laugh in your face. 205 00:22:40,963 --> 00:22:43,834 -Yeah, that'd be good. -I doubt it. 206 00:22:44,049 --> 00:22:46,170 -I'm going to ask them. -Be my guest. 207 00:22:46,425 --> 00:22:48,501 Not when I'm around. 208 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,467 I don't think you're going to. 209 00:22:50,719 --> 00:22:52,001 Go ahead. 210 00:22:55,767 --> 00:22:58,472 I thought at first that bunch over there... 211 00:22:58,686 --> 00:23:01,437 ...their mothers were frightened by gorillas... 212 00:23:01,688 --> 00:23:03,727 ...but now I think they were caught. 213 00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:05,980 I think one's Alley Oop... 214 00:23:06,192 --> 00:23:07,686 ...from the beads on him. 215 00:23:07,943 --> 00:23:10,150 One of them darn sure is not Oola. 216 00:23:10,362 --> 00:23:14,525 Look like a bunch of refugees from a gorilla love-in. 217 00:23:15,115 --> 00:23:18,318 -A gorilla couldn't love that. -Nor could a mother. 218 00:23:18,619 --> 00:23:22,865 I wish you could mate him up with one of those black wenches. 219 00:23:23,122 --> 00:23:25,363 Oh, now, I don't know about that. 220 00:23:25,624 --> 00:23:28,495 And that's about as low as they come. 221 00:23:28,753 --> 00:23:29,748 He's a biggie. 222 00:23:30,004 --> 00:23:31,201 And they're green. 223 00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:34,672 -No, they're not green, they're white. -White? 224 00:23:35,175 --> 00:23:37,747 You're colour-blind. I just got to say that. 225 00:23:38,009 --> 00:23:39,588 Sure like to get some food. 226 00:23:39,803 --> 00:23:44,548 I thought jails were built for humanity, and that won't quite qualify. 227 00:23:44,766 --> 00:23:49,760 -Wonder where they got those wigs. -They probably grew them. 228 00:23:49,979 --> 00:23:52,730 -Nothing else would grow on them. -You know... 229 00:23:52,939 --> 00:23:55,810 ...I'm not real hungry at the moment. 230 00:23:56,985 --> 00:23:58,264 You know what I mean? 231 00:23:59,153 --> 00:24:02,271 I saw two of them one time just kissing away. 232 00:24:02,530 --> 00:24:03,775 Two males. Think of it! 233 00:24:07,492 --> 00:24:09,235 What should we do with them? 234 00:24:09,662 --> 00:24:13,409 I don't know, but I don't think they'll make the parish line. 235 00:24:18,502 --> 00:24:19,961 Let's split. 236 00:24:20,171 --> 00:24:21,368 Split? 237 00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:28,959 Yes, sir. 238 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:31,889 It certainly has been nice. 239 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:41,306 They got fancy bikes. That's some Yankee queers. 240 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:43,764 Check the flag on that bike. 241 00:24:44,481 --> 00:24:46,061 It sure is. 242 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:50,233 I still say they're not going to make the parish line. 243 00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:57,656 Hey, can I have a ride? 244 00:24:57,869 --> 00:24:59,326 You want a ride? 245 00:25:00,454 --> 00:25:02,529 You got a note from your moms? 246 00:25:02,748 --> 00:25:04,621 Oh, our mothers won't mind. 247 00:25:04,874 --> 00:25:07,117 Please let us have a ride. 248 00:25:08,670 --> 00:25:10,663 I don't mind giving you a ride. 249 00:25:12,965 --> 00:25:15,456 The man is at the window 250 00:25:19,261 --> 00:25:21,633 The man is at the window! 251 00:25:21,889 --> 00:25:24,379 I'd love to take you girls for a ride. 252 00:25:58,837 --> 00:26:00,117 You know... 253 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,965 ...this used to be a hell of a good country. 254 00:26:04,926 --> 00:26:08,340 I can't understand what's gone wrong with it. 255 00:26:11,890 --> 00:26:14,012 Everybody got chicken, that's what. 256 00:26:14,266 --> 00:26:17,468 We can't even get into a second-rate hotel. 257 00:26:17,685 --> 00:26:20,556 I mean, a second-rate motel, you dig? 258 00:26:20,814 --> 00:26:24,430 They think we'd cut their throat. They're scared. 259 00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:26,524 They're not scared of you. 260 00:26:26,778 --> 00:26:29,862 They're scared of what you represent to them. 261 00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:34,732 All we represent to them is somebody who needs a haircut. 262 00:26:34,992 --> 00:26:36,106 Oh, no. 263 00:26:36,659 --> 00:26:38,568 What you represent to them... 264 00:26:38,786 --> 00:26:40,032 ...is freedom. 265 00:26:40,247 --> 00:26:42,404 Freedom's what it's all about. 266 00:26:42,664 --> 00:26:45,700 Oh yeah, that's right. That's what it's all about. 267 00:26:45,959 --> 00:26:48,201 But talking about it and being it... 268 00:26:48,462 --> 00:26:50,537 ...that's two different things. 269 00:26:51,464 --> 00:26:53,208 It's real hard to be free... 270 00:26:53,423 --> 00:26:56,922 ...when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. 271 00:26:59,469 --> 00:27:03,799 Don't tell anybody that they're not free, because they'll get busy... 272 00:27:04,017 --> 00:27:07,764 ...killing and maiming to prove to you that they are. 273 00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:11,269 They're going to talk to you and talk to you... 274 00:27:11,522 --> 00:27:14,143 ...about individual freedom. 275 00:27:14,524 --> 00:27:19,021 But they see a free individual, it's going to scare them. 276 00:27:19,696 --> 00:27:22,364 Well, it don't make them running scared. 277 00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:26,942 It makes them dangerous. 278 00:27:36,919 --> 00:27:38,413 Swamp. 279 00:27:46,010 --> 00:27:47,384 Swamp. 280 00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:56,974 Do you ever.... 281 00:27:57,436 --> 00:28:01,350 You ever talk to bullfrogs in the middle of the night? 282 00:28:01,648 --> 00:28:03,226 Not generally. 283 00:28:04,025 --> 00:28:05,305 -You don't? -No, man. 284 00:28:05,569 --> 00:28:08,024 You know what I used to do? 285 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,063 What did you used to do? 286 00:28:11,322 --> 00:28:13,445 One thing I didn't used to do... 287 00:28:13,699 --> 00:28:17,827 ...is talk to bullfrogs in the middle of the night, foolish. 288 00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:19,276 You're out of your mind! 289 00:28:19,871 --> 00:28:21,366 That's right. 290 00:29:59,621 --> 00:30:01,448 Oh, God. 291 00:30:06,336 --> 00:30:08,957 What are we going to do with his stuff, man? 292 00:30:11,549 --> 00:30:13,754 Get it to his folks somehow. 293 00:30:19,471 --> 00:30:21,263 There's not much here, man. 294 00:30:21,474 --> 00:30:25,850 There's some money, and there's his driver's license. 295 00:30:26,144 --> 00:30:28,931 Here's his card, man. 296 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,516 He ain't going to be using that. 297 00:31:03,467 --> 00:31:06,136 We'll go there for just one drink, man. 298 00:31:27,780 --> 00:31:31,148 No man, now really. He would've wanted us to, man. 299 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:36,500 "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him." 300 00:32:39,382 --> 00:32:41,207 That's a humdinger. 301 00:32:45,595 --> 00:32:47,883 I'm getting a little smashed, man. 302 00:32:48,138 --> 00:32:49,762 A little smashed. 303 00:33:07,238 --> 00:33:09,563 Wow, it's hot in here, man. 304 00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:16,660 Chicks, man. 305 00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:23,542 Look at those chicks, man. 306 00:33:51,692 --> 00:33:53,351 Goodbye, girls. 307 00:33:53,610 --> 00:33:54,985 Later. 308 00:33:55,194 --> 00:33:57,317 Hi! Howdy! 309 00:33:58,364 --> 00:34:00,237 My name is Billy. 310 00:34:00,450 --> 00:34:02,773 And this here is Captain America. 311 00:34:03,033 --> 00:34:04,825 Excuse me one minute, ladies. 312 00:34:05,119 --> 00:34:07,112 Do you mind if I take the tall one? 313 00:34:07,371 --> 00:34:09,944 -No, that's all right. -Oh, thank you. 314 00:34:16,336 --> 00:34:20,251 Come on, you little Hereford. Get yourself over here. 315 00:34:21,509 --> 00:34:23,132 You old thing, you. 316 00:34:23,343 --> 00:34:27,554 I'm really from New York. This is all just a weird act. 317 00:34:28,179 --> 00:34:30,256 You're a freak, aren't you? 318 00:34:32,392 --> 00:34:33,591 My name is Mary. 319 00:34:41,067 --> 00:34:42,347 You want a drink? 320 00:34:42,610 --> 00:34:43,605 No, thanks. 321 00:34:43,819 --> 00:34:45,775 What's this? 322 00:34:45,987 --> 00:34:48,229 -Is this really your hair? -What is this? 323 00:34:48,490 --> 00:34:51,159 Is this really your hair? Are you kidding me? 324 00:34:51,409 --> 00:34:55,405 -What are these things? -What are these things, huh? 325 00:34:55,620 --> 00:34:57,244 I'm kind of a freak myself. 326 00:34:58,247 --> 00:35:01,164 I never really thought of myself as a freak. 327 00:35:01,417 --> 00:35:03,623 But I'd love to freak. 328 00:35:05,378 --> 00:35:07,417 What's happening outside? 329 00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:08,836 What? 330 00:35:10,466 --> 00:35:12,791 You know, in the street. Mardi Gras. 331 00:35:13,051 --> 00:35:16,136 Well, you know, it's crowded and all that. 332 00:35:23,686 --> 00:35:25,096 Hey, you want a drink? 333 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,396 Here's to you. 334 00:35:32,651 --> 00:35:34,062 Thank you. 335 00:35:39,365 --> 00:35:41,571 What's the matter? Don't you like me? 336 00:35:42,075 --> 00:35:43,237 What? 337 00:35:43,661 --> 00:35:44,941 You paid for me. 338 00:35:47,205 --> 00:35:50,288 That was for my friend. 339 00:35:52,085 --> 00:35:53,662 I don't.... 340 00:35:54,962 --> 00:35:56,336 I'll buy you a drink. 341 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,463 I don't drink. 342 00:36:08,723 --> 00:36:09,719 I've got an idea. 343 00:36:09,974 --> 00:36:11,800 Let's go outside. 344 00:36:20,859 --> 00:36:22,601 We'll all go to Mardi Gras. 345 00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:25,507 What's that? 346 00:39:26,515 --> 00:39:28,008 What's that? 347 00:39:30,267 --> 00:39:32,391 Never mind. Just shut up and take it. 348 00:39:32,645 --> 00:39:34,269 Yeah, right. 349 00:39:41,194 --> 00:39:43,435 What do you do with it? 350 00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:46,776 Give it to me. 351 00:39:47,033 --> 00:39:50,317 -Just shut up and take it. -Put it on your tongue. 352 00:40:06,172 --> 00:40:07,714 I believe in God... 353 00:40:10,343 --> 00:40:12,003 ...Father Almighty... 354 00:40:13,096 --> 00:40:15,134 ...creator of heaven and earth. 355 00:40:18,641 --> 00:40:23,468 Going up for the last time, the last time, the last time. 356 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:29,732 --was crucified, died and was buried. He descended into hell. 357 00:40:29,984 --> 00:40:32,273 The third day, He rose from the dead. 358 00:40:32,528 --> 00:40:36,941 He ascended into heaven and sits at the right hand of God... 359 00:40:37,158 --> 00:40:38,568 ...creator of heaven and earth. 360 00:40:38,783 --> 00:40:42,696 I believe in God, Father Almighty, creator of heaven and earth. 361 00:40:42,952 --> 00:40:45,989 And in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord-- 362 00:40:46,248 --> 00:40:48,489 -Shut up. -Conceived by the Holy Ghost... 363 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:52,084 ...born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate... 364 00:40:52,295 --> 00:40:56,078 ...was crucified, died and was buried. He descended into hell. 365 00:40:56,298 --> 00:40:58,338 The third day, He rose from the dead. 366 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:03,046 He ascended into heaven and sits at the right hand of God. 367 00:41:03,263 --> 00:41:05,800 He shall come to judge the living and the dead. 368 00:41:06,057 --> 00:41:09,341 I believe in the Holy Ghost, the holy Catholic Church... 369 00:41:09,559 --> 00:41:12,346 ...communion of saints, forgiveness of sins... 370 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:16,682 ...the resurrection of the body, and life everlasting. Amen. 371 00:41:18,192 --> 00:41:21,442 How could you make me hate you so much? 372 00:41:23,654 --> 00:41:27,320 I hate you so much. 373 00:41:27,574 --> 00:41:31,275 -I want you to be beautiful. -I always wanted to be pretty. 374 00:41:31,494 --> 00:41:34,862 Listen to me. I want you to be beautiful. 375 00:41:35,414 --> 00:41:37,951 No! You know me. 376 00:41:38,792 --> 00:41:41,746 I know you. 377 00:41:41,962 --> 00:41:44,499 Baby. Okay. Okay. 378 00:41:44,797 --> 00:41:46,588 Come back! 379 00:41:48,259 --> 00:41:50,132 I know you. 380 00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:54,670 --full of grace, the Lord is with thee. 381 00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:58,304 Blessed are thou amongst women.... 382 00:41:58,517 --> 00:41:59,548 Make me loveable. 383 00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:03,641 Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners.... 384 00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:06,689 I know it. I know you. I know you. 385 00:42:13,697 --> 00:42:15,735 Look at them. We're all aglow. 386 00:42:15,989 --> 00:42:20,367 Look at us. We're all aglow! Look. Glow! 387 00:42:21,453 --> 00:42:23,491 Where's your John? 388 00:42:23,745 --> 00:42:25,454 I don't know why I like you. 389 00:42:26,164 --> 00:42:29,615 -I don't even know if I like you. -I know I like you. 390 00:42:29,834 --> 00:42:32,372 I know I like you. 391 00:42:34,673 --> 00:42:38,539 Don't you dare! Don't you dare! 392 00:42:38,759 --> 00:42:40,420 I can feel the outside. 393 00:42:40,678 --> 00:42:43,251 I can feel the outside but I can't... 394 00:42:43,472 --> 00:42:46,887 ...I can't feel the inside. 395 00:42:48,225 --> 00:42:50,976 Don't stop! Don't stop! I'm dying! 396 00:42:51,228 --> 00:42:54,394 I'm going to die! I'm going to die! 397 00:42:55,399 --> 00:42:56,560 I'm dead. 398 00:42:57,024 --> 00:42:59,859 I'm dead. Do you understand? 399 00:43:00,069 --> 00:43:04,445 Mary loved.... 400 00:43:07,909 --> 00:43:12,902 Oh, dear God, please let it be! Please help me conceive a child! 401 00:43:13,954 --> 00:43:15,331 I'm right out here. 402 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,954 I'm right out here. I'm right out here. 403 00:43:20,794 --> 00:43:23,166 I'm right here, out of my head. 404 00:43:23,755 --> 00:43:25,248 I'm conceiving! 405 00:43:25,465 --> 00:43:30,043 Please, God, let me out of here! 406 00:43:32,137 --> 00:43:35,637 I want to get out of here. 407 00:43:39,226 --> 00:43:41,052 Do you know what I mean? 408 00:43:41,311 --> 00:43:44,431 You wanted me ugly, didn't you? I know you, John. 409 00:43:44,648 --> 00:43:47,317 I hate you so much. 410 00:43:48,274 --> 00:43:50,435 You never knew about me. 411 00:43:51,945 --> 00:43:56,987 Why did you leave like that? Everybody else, but not you. 412 00:43:58,076 --> 00:44:00,068 And not me. 413 00:44:01,328 --> 00:44:02,986 I loved you. 414 00:44:03,829 --> 00:44:07,614 Oh, God, how I loved you. 415 00:44:10,919 --> 00:44:15,165 And you're such a cruel mother and I hate you so much. 416 00:45:11,888 --> 00:45:15,338 We've done it. We've done it. 417 00:45:15,767 --> 00:45:17,841 We're rich, Wyatt. 418 00:45:19,309 --> 00:45:20,970 Yeah, man. 419 00:45:24,982 --> 00:45:29,144 Yeah, we did it, man! We did it. 420 00:45:31,613 --> 00:45:33,736 We're rich, man. 421 00:45:33,989 --> 00:45:37,239 We're retired in Florida now, mister. 422 00:45:39,119 --> 00:45:41,610 You know, Billy... 423 00:45:42,662 --> 00:45:44,037 ...we blew it. 424 00:45:45,416 --> 00:45:46,613 What? 425 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:50,535 Well, that's what it's all about. Like, you know. 426 00:45:50,795 --> 00:45:54,081 You go for the big money, and then you're free. 427 00:45:54,298 --> 00:45:56,006 You dig? 428 00:45:59,929 --> 00:46:01,588 We blew it. 429 00:46:08,685 --> 00:46:10,178 Good night, man. 430 00:48:13,705 --> 00:48:15,082 Look at them ginks. 431 00:48:15,332 --> 00:48:18,617 Pull alongside. We'll scare the hell out of them. 432 00:48:26,551 --> 00:48:29,256 You want me to blow your brains out? 433 00:48:34,099 --> 00:48:36,139 Why don't you get a haircut? 434 00:48:40,395 --> 00:48:41,391 What happened? 435 00:48:58,203 --> 00:49:00,112 Oh, my God! 436 00:49:00,329 --> 00:49:03,661 -I'm going for help! -I got them. I'll get them! 437 00:49:03,915 --> 00:49:05,290 We better go back. 438 00:49:11,379 --> 00:49:13,254 I'm going to get them. 439 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:17,208 We're ready now.