1 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:53,946 - Good morning. - Good morning. 2 00:01:55,324 --> 00:02:01,704 Hear ye, hear ye, 10 minutes to go till Van Dort's wedding rehearsal. 3 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,388 Watch it! 4 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,148 It's a beautiful day 5 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,483 It's a rather nice day 6 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,818 A day for a glorious wedding 7 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,738 A rehearsal, my dear To be perfectly clear 8 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,324 A rehearsal for a glorious wedding 9 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:41,410 Assuming nothing happens That we don't really know 10 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,996 That nothing unexpected Interferes with the show 11 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,582 And that's why everything Every last little thing 12 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:51,587 Every single, tiny, microscopic Little thing must go 13 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,632 - According to plan - Our son will be married 14 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,926 - According to plan Our family carried 15 00:02:57,094 --> 00:03:00,888 Elevated to the heights of society 16 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,683 - To the costume balls - In the hallowed halls 17 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,018 Rubbing elbows with the finest 18 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,813 Having crumpets with Her Highness 19 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,774 We'll be there, we'll be seen Having tea with the queen 20 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:15,611 We'll forget everything That we've ever, ever been 21 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,950 Blimey! It's my dress is caught. Begging your pardon, ma'am. 22 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,620 - Come on, dear. It's not me. It's my dress. 23 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:27,623 Where is Victor? We might be late. 24 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,587 Fish merchants. 25 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,633 - It's a terrible day - Now, don't be that way 26 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,344 It's a terrible day for a wedding 27 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:43,514 It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in 28 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,892 That has led to this ominous wedding 29 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,228 How could our family have come to this? 30 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,398 To marry off our daughter To the nouveau riche 31 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,066 - They're so common - So coarse 32 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:58,028 - Oh, it couldn't be worse - Couldn't be worse? I disagree 33 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,865 They could be land-rich, Bankrupt aristocracy 34 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,450 Without a penny to their name 35 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:05,995 Just like you and me 36 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,955 Oh, dear. 37 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,417 And that's why everything Every last little thing 38 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:16,338 Every single, tiny, microscopic Little thing must go 39 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,594 - According to plan - Our daughter will wed 40 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,680 - According to plan - Our family led 41 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:29,643 From the depths of deepest poverty 42 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,564 - To the noble realm - Of our ancestry 43 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:36,567 And who would have guessed In a million years 44 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:39,945 - That our daughter with a face - Of an otter in disgrace 45 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:44,658 Would provide our ticket To a rightful place 46 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,541 Oh, Hildegarde. 47 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,878 What if Victor and I don't like each other? 48 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,965 As if that has anything to do with marriage. 49 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,761 Do you suppose your father and I like each other? 50 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,471 Surely you must a little? 51 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,556 - Of course not. - Of course not. 52 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,683 Get those corsets laced properly. 53 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,728 I can hear you speak without gasping. 54 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,403 You've certainly hooked a winner this time, Victor. 55 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:25,324 - Now all you have to do is reel her in. - I'm already reeling, Mother. 56 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,619 Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something? 57 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:32,122 Oh, nonsense. We're every bit as good as the Everglots. 58 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:36,669 I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life. 59 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,129 But I've never even spoken to her. 60 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,924 Well, at least we have that in our favor. 61 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:46,095 Mayhew! Silence that blasted coughing. 62 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:55,104 Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tat. 63 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,023 You'd think a lifetime watching us... 64 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,901 Might have taught her that 65 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:04,196 - Might have taught her that - Everything must be perfect 66 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,199 - Everything must be perfect - Everything must be perfect 67 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,034 Perfect That's why everything 68 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,619 Every last little thing 69 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:14,957 Every single, tiny, microscopic Little thing must go 70 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,918 According to plan 71 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,798 Look at the way you're standing. 72 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,718 You look like you got rickets or something... 73 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,392 Oh! 74 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:39,481 Oh, my goodness. Oh, such grandeur! Such impeccable taste! 75 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:42,109 - Oh, beautiful, innit? 76 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,279 It's not as big as our place, dear. 77 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:51,160 - Bit shabby really, isn't it? - Shut up. 78 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:54,079 Lord and Lady Everglot... 79 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,917 ...Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort. 80 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,586 Why, you must be Miss Victoria. 81 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:05,466 Yes, I must say, you don't look a day over 20. No. Oh, yes. 82 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:09,261 Smile, darling, smile. 83 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:18,395 Well, hello. What a pleasure. Welcome to our home. 84 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,189 Oh, thank you. 85 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:23,692 We'll be taking tea in the west drawing room. 86 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,696 Oh, do come this way, it's just through there. 87 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:32,117 Oh, I love what you've done with the place. Who is your decorator? 88 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,328 Nice tiles, shame about the drapes. 89 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:37,998 Oh, my husband says such foolish things. Ignore him. 90 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,501 Oh, yes, it's usually best. 91 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:12,593 - Do forgive me. - You play beautifully. 92 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:18,015 I- I- I do apologize, Miss Everglot. How rude of me to- Well... 93 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,267 Excuse me. 94 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,979 Mother won't let me near the piano. 95 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,983 Music is improper for a young lady. 96 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,693 Too passionate, she says. 97 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:34,656 If I may ask, Miss Everglot... 98 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,159 ...where is your chaperon? 99 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:41,997 Perhaps, in- In view of the circumstances... 100 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,334 ...you could call me Victoria. 101 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,503 Yes, of course. Well... 102 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:51,715 - Victoria... - Yes, Victor. 103 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,636 Tomorrow, we are to be m- 104 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,555 M- M- 105 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:03,143 - Married. - Yes. Ha. Married. 106 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:08,649 Since I was a child, I've- I've dreamt of my wedding day. 107 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,194 I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. 108 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,531 Someone to spend the rest of my life with. 109 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,867 - Silly, isn't it? - Yes, silly. Ha. 110 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,371 No. No, not at all, no. 111 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,541 Oh! Oh, dear. I'm sorry. 112 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,133 What impropriety is this? 113 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,301 You shouldn't be alone together. 114 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:41,014 Here it is, one minute before 5, and you're not at the rehearsal. 115 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:45,644 Pastor Galswells is waiting. Come at once. 116 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,233 Master Van Dort, from the beginning. Again. 117 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:56,697 "With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. 118 00:10:57,031 --> 00:11:02,911 Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. 119 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:09,084 With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. 120 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:14,339 With this ring, I ask you to be mine. " 121 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,927 - Let's try it again. - Yes. Yes, sir. 122 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,513 With this candle... 123 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,767 This candle... 124 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,854 This candle. 125 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,398 Shall I get up there and do it for him? 126 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,650 Don't get all aflutter, dear. 127 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,617 With this candle... 128 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,703 Continue! 129 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,957 Get the door, Emil. 130 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:53,378 Let's just pick it up at the candle bit. 131 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,799 A Lord Barkis, sir. 132 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,014 I haven't a head for dates. 133 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:07,184 Apparently, I'm a day early for the ceremony. 134 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:12,481 - Is he from your side of the family? - I can't recall. 135 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,317 Emil, a seat for Lord Barkis. 136 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,491 Do carry on. 137 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:28,038 Let's try it again, shall we, Master Van Dort? 138 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:32,417 - Yes. Yes, sir. Certainly. - Right. 139 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,504 Right. Oh, right! 140 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:39,841 - With this... This- - Hand. 141 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,886 With this hand... 142 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,554 ...I- With- 143 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,015 Three steps, three! 144 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:51,645 Can you not count? Do you not wish to be married, Master Van Dort? 145 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,522 - No! No. - You do not? 146 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,693 No! I meant, no, I do not not wish to be married. 147 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,237 That is, I want very much to- Ow! 148 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:04,700 Pay attention! Have you even remembered to bring the ring? 149 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,494 The ring? Yes. Of course. 150 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,082 Dropping the ring. 151 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,500 Oh, no, he's dropped the ring! 152 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:17,212 - This boy doesn't want to get married. How disgraceful! 153 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,256 Excuse me. Got it! 154 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,178 Out of the way, you ninny. 155 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:30,684 Oh, dear! Oh, my! Giddy on, a woman on fire! Help! Emergency! 156 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:36,732 - Oh, I hope it doesn't stain. - Stop fanning it, you fool. 157 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:44,656 - Get a bucket, get a bucket. - I'm on my way, dear. Yes. Oh, dear! 158 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:58,587 Enough! This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared. 159 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:05,761 Young man, learn your vows. 160 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:24,446 Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he? 161 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,879 Oh, Victoria. 162 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:45,300 She must think I'm such a fool. This day couldn't get any worse. 163 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,344 Hear ye, hear ye! 164 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:51,556 Rehearsal in ruins as Van Dort boy causes chaos! 165 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:56,645 Fishy fiancé could be canned! 166 00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:02,484 Everglots all fired up as Van Dort disaster ruins rehearsal! 167 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,655 It really shouldn't be all that difficult. 168 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,990 It's just a few simple vows. 169 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:13,203 With this hand, I will take your wine. 170 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,788 No. 171 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,707 With this hand... 172 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,543 ...I will cup your- 173 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,294 Oh, goodness, no. 174 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:27,426 With this... 175 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,178 With this candle, I will... 176 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,432 I will... 177 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,226 I will set your mother on fire. 178 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,855 Oh, it's no use. 179 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:57,038 With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. 180 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:01,877 Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. 181 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,838 Mrs. Everglot. 182 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,716 You look ravishing this evening. 183 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:13,638 What's that, Mr. Everglot? Call you "Dad"? If you insist, sir. 184 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:18,310 With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. 185 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,479 With this ring... 186 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,858 ...I ask you to be mine. 187 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,496 I do. 188 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:51,129 You may kiss the bride. 189 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,348 - A new arrival. - He must've fainted. 190 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,309 - Are you all right? - What-? What happened? 191 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,562 By Jove, man. Looks like we've got ourselves a breather. 192 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,857 - Does he have a dead brother? - He's still soft. 193 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,487 A toast, then. 194 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,786 To the newlyweds. 195 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,204 Newlyweds? 196 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:29,250 Oh, in the woods, you said your vows so perfectly. 197 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,044 I did? 198 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,629 I did. 199 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,048 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 200 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,925 Bonjour! 201 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,095 Coming through, coming through. 202 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,056 My name is Paul, I am the head waiter. 203 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,268 I will be creating your wedding feast. 204 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,896 Wedding feast! I'm salivating. 205 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,107 Maggots. 206 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,067 - Oh! - Hey! 207 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,611 Keep away! 208 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,245 I've got a- I've got a dwarf. 209 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,707 And I'm not afraid to use him. I want some questions. Now. 210 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,836 - Answers. I think you mean "answers. " - Thank you, yes, answers. 211 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:16,631 I need answers. What's going on here? Where am I? 212 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:17,924 Who are you? 213 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,469 Well, that's kind of a long story. 214 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,222 What a story it is. 215 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,976 A tragic tale of romance, passion... 216 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,936 ...and murder most foul. 217 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,230 - This is gonna be good. - Oh! 218 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,483 Hit it, boys. 219 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,706 Hey, give me a listen You corpses of cheer 220 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,625 At least those of you Who still got an ear 221 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,587 I'll tell you a story Make a skeleton cry 222 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,257 Of our own jubiliciously Lovely Corpse Bride 223 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,843 Die, die, we all pass away 224 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,763 But don't wear a frown Because it's really okay 225 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,474 You might try and hide And you might try and pray 226 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,727 But we all end up The remains of the day 227 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,313 That's right. 228 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,652 Well, our girl was a beauty Known for miles around 229 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,739 When a mysterious stranger Came into town 230 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,533 He was plenty good-looking But down on his cash 231 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,620 And our poor little baby She fell hard and fast 232 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,623 When her daddy said no She just couldn't cope 233 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,375 So our lovers came up With a plan to elope 234 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,504 Die, die, we all pass away 235 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,757 But don't wear a frown Because it's really okay 236 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,468 You might try and hide And you might try and pray 237 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,805 But we all end up The remains of the day 238 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:55,855 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 239 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,567 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 240 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,404 Oh. 241 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,073 That's right. 242 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:09,327 Okay. Oh, yeah. Come on, boys, pick it up. 243 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:13,248 Yeah. Like it. 244 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,333 Okay, Chancy, take it. 245 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,505 Yeah. Yeah! 246 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:30,056 Yeah! 247 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,895 That's nice. 248 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,483 So they conjured up a plan To meet late at night 249 00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:43,027 They told not a soul Kept the whole thing tight 250 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,738 Now, her mother's wedding dress Fit like a glove 251 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:48,449 You don't need much When you're really in love 252 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,952 Except for a few things Or so I'm told 253 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,746 Like the family jewels And a satchel of gold 254 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,416 Then next to the graveyard By the old oak tree 255 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,835 On a dark, foggy night At a quarter to 3 256 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:02,463 She was ready to go But where was he? 257 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,465 And then? 258 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,551 - She waited - And then? 259 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,596 - There in the shadows, was it her man? - And then? 260 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:13,182 - Her little heart beat so loud - And then? 261 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:17,478 And then, baby, everything went black 262 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,982 Now, when she opened her eyes She was dead as dust 263 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,027 Her jewels were missing And her heart was bust 264 00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:26,779 So she made a vow Lying under that tree 265 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,741 That she'd wait for her true love To come set her free 266 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,744 Always waiting for someone To ask for her hand 267 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:36,247 Then out of the blue Comes this groovy young man 268 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,167 Who vows forever To be by her side 269 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:43,171 And that's the story Of our Corpse Bride 270 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,089 Die, die, we all pass away 271 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,009 But don't wear a frown, Because it's really okay 272 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:51,012 You might try and hide And you might try and pray 273 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:56,768 But we all end up The remains of the day 274 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,519 Yeah. 275 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,867 Victoria, come away from the window. 276 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,204 Oh, I'm sure he'll be back shortly. 277 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:19,540 He's terrified of the dark. In fact, when he was a boy... 278 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,585 ...he used to wet his combinations regularly, didn't he, William? 279 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,171 Enter. 280 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:33,137 Lord Barkis. I trust the room is to your liking. 281 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,891 Thank you, you are a most gracious hostess. 282 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:43,189 Which is why it pains me to be the bearer of such bad news. 283 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,947 Would you care to repeat tonight's headline for us? 284 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,116 Hear ye, hear ye! 285 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:57,912 Victor Van Dort seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman! 286 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:02,542 The dark-haired temptress and Master Van Dort slipped away into the night! 287 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,585 And now the weather. Scattered showers- 288 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,213 Enough! That will be all. 289 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:13,720 Mystery woman? He doesn't even know any women. 290 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,930 Or so you thought. 291 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:19,225 Do call for me if you need my assistance... 292 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,437 ...in any way. 293 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,899 Good heavens, Finis, what should we do? 294 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,568 Fetch me musket. 295 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,153 William, do something. 296 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,864 The town crier probably just had a slow news day. 297 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,825 You know how it is, you need a little something to cry about. 298 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:40,496 Regardless, we are one groom short for the wedding tomorrow. 299 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:43,833 Not to mention the financial implications. 300 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:46,794 A most scandalous embarrassment for us all. 301 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:50,423 Oh, give us a chance to find him, we beg of you. 302 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:54,427 - Just give us until dawn. - Very well. Till dawn. 303 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,598 Victor, darling, where are you? 304 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:02,685 If you ask me, your boyfriend is kind of jumpy. 305 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:05,271 He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband. 306 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,857 Victor, where have you gone? 307 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,901 I'll keep an eye out for him. 308 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,360 Victor? 309 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,618 There he goes, there he goes! He's- He's getting away! 310 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,828 Quick, quick, after him! 311 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,246 Victor. 312 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:28,920 Thank you. 313 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,671 Victor! 314 00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:33,174 Where are you? 315 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:36,719 Victor? 316 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,430 Where have you gone? 317 00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:42,517 Married? I'm a widow. 318 00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:45,520 Oh, how rude. He went that way! 319 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,898 Victor. 320 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:51,943 Victor, darling. 321 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:57,198 Please. There's been a mistake. I'm not dead. 322 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,534 Oh! 323 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,704 Excuse me. Excuse me. 324 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:05,748 - Excuse me. - Excuse me. 325 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,834 - Thank you. - Thank you. 326 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,086 Victor. 327 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:15,133 - Dead end. - Victor! 328 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,884 Hello! 329 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:27,979 Could have used the stairs, silly. 330 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,652 Isn't the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. 331 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:38,114 Well, it would if I had any. 332 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,993 Isn't it romantic? 333 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:52,670 Look, I am terribly sorry about what's happened to you... 334 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:56,132 ...and I'd like to help, but I really need to get home. 335 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,468 - This is your home now. - But I don't even know your name. 336 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:03,097 Well, that's a great way to start a marriage. 337 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,682 Shut up! 338 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,562 - It's Emily. - Emily. 339 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:13,566 Oh, I almost forgot. I have something for you. 340 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,527 It's a wedding present. 341 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:30,958 Thank you. 342 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,148 Scraps? 343 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:57,985 Scraps! 344 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,112 My dog, Scraps! 345 00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:05,576 Oh, Scraps, what a good boy. 346 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,912 I knew you'd be happy to see him. 347 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:12,291 Who's my good boy? Sit. Sit, Scraps, sit. 348 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,711 Good boy, Scraps. Roll over. Roll over. 349 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,798 Good boy, Scraps. Play dead. 350 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:21,968 Sorry. 351 00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:24,011 Oh, what a cutie. 352 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,264 You should have seen him with fur. 353 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,976 Mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this. 354 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:33,562 But then again, she never approved of anything. 355 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:36,565 Do you think she would have approved of me? 356 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,277 You're lucky you'll never have to meet her. 357 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:42,822 Well, actually... 358 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:48,077 ...now that you mention it, I think you should. 359 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:51,247 In fact, since we're, you know... 360 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:55,001 ...married, you should definitely meet her. 361 00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:58,170 And my father too. We should go and see them right now. 362 00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:01,090 What a fantastic idea! Where are they buried? 363 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,800 Oh. 364 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:06,178 - What? What is it? - They're not from around here. 365 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,888 Where are they? 366 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,516 Oh, they're still alive. 367 00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:12,810 - I'm afraid so. - Well, that is a problem. 368 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,353 What's that, Scraps? 369 00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,648 Oh, no, we couldn't possibly. 370 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:23,321 - Oh, well, if you put it like that. - What? 371 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,239 Elder Gutknecht. 372 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:35,666 Shh, Scraps. 373 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,169 Elder Gutknecht... 374 00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:40,087 ...are you there? 375 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:46,052 Hello? Is anyone home? 376 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:48,387 Hello? 377 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,484 There you are! 378 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,570 Oh, my dear. There you are. 379 00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:07,156 I've brought my husband, Victor. 380 00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:10,117 What's that? Husband? 381 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,745 Pleasure to meet you, sir. 382 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:17,958 We need to go up. Upstairs? To visit the land of the living. 383 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,378 Land of the living? 384 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:24,423 Oh, my dear. 385 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:26,384 Please, Elder Gutknecht. 386 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:30,388 Now, why go up there, when people are dying to get down here? 387 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,641 Sir, I beg you to help. It means so much to me- 388 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:38,854 - Us. - I don't know, it's just not natural. 389 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,940 Please, Elder Gutknecht. 390 00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,734 Surely there must be something you can do. 391 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:48,322 Let me see what I can do. 392 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:51,534 Where did I put that book? 393 00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:00,459 I left it here somewhere. 394 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,965 There's the one. 395 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:21,272 I have it. 396 00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:26,360 A Ukrainian haunting spell. Just the thing for these quick trips. 397 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:29,321 So glad you thought of this. 398 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,739 Me too. 399 00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:55,639 Now, then... 400 00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:58,350 ...where were we? 401 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:02,438 - The Ukrainian haunting spell? 402 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,741 Here we have it. Ready? 403 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:17,828 Just remember, when you want to come back, say "Hopscotch. " 404 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,748 - Hopscotch? - That's it. 405 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:39,475 I spent so long in the darkness... 406 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:44,355 ...I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is. 407 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,926 Psst. Hey, I think you dropped something. 408 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,655 Hold on, hold on. 409 00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:40,995 I think I should prepare Mother and Father for the big news. 410 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,665 I'll go ahead and you... 411 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,959 ...wait here. 412 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:50,170 - Perfect. - I won't be long. 413 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:53,924 Stay right here. I'll be right back. 414 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,676 Okay. 415 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:58,095 No peeking. 416 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:20,284 If ever I see that Van Dort boy... 417 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:23,704 ...I'll strangle him with my bare hands. 418 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:28,042 Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. 419 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,543 You'll have to use a rope. 420 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:45,309 This is the voice of your conscience. Listen to what I say. 421 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:49,688 I have a bad feeling about that boy. You know he is no- 422 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:54,151 Go chew someone else's ear for a while. 423 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:58,072 Victor has gone to see his parents, just like he said. 424 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:02,576 If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you had lost your mind. 425 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:07,206 I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason for taking so long. 426 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:10,584 I am sure he does. Why don't you go ask him? 427 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:11,794 All right, I will. 428 00:36:11,961 --> 00:36:16,548 After all, he couldn't get far with those cold feet. 429 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:59,007 - Victoria. - Victor? I'm so happy to see you. 430 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:03,178 Come by the fire. Where have you been? Are you all right? 431 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,389 I- I- 432 00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:06,932 Oh, dear. 433 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:11,353 You're as cold as death. What's happened to you? 434 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:13,397 Your coat. 435 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:17,109 Victoria, I confess. 436 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:21,488 This morning I was terrified of marriage. 437 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:27,494 But then, on meeting you, I felt I should be with you always... 438 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:31,874 ...and that our wedding could not come soon enough. 439 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,959 Oh! 440 00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:38,297 Victor, I feel the same. 441 00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:45,846 Victoria, I se- I se- 442 00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:48,557 I seem to find myself married. 443 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:50,476 And you should know it's unexpected. 444 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:56,982 My darling, I just wanted to meet- 445 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:03,071 Darling? Who's this? 446 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,700 - Who is she? - I'm his wife. 447 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,662 - Victor? - Victoria, wait. You don't understand. 448 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,373 She's dead. Look. 449 00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,337 Hopscotch. 450 00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:24,009 No! No! Victoria! 451 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,849 You lied to me! 452 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,519 Just to get back to that other woman. 453 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:36,605 Don't you understand? You're the other woman. 454 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:41,318 No! You're married to me. She's the other woman. 455 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,740 She's got a point. 456 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:52,579 And I thought... I thought this was all going so well. 457 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:04,716 Look, I'm sorry, but... 458 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:06,343 ...this just can't work. 459 00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,428 Why not? 460 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:11,640 It's my eye, isn't it? 461 00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:13,475 No. Your eye is... 462 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,894 ...lovely. 463 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:21,108 Listen, under different circumstances, well, who knows? 464 00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:25,904 But we're just too different. I mean, you're dead. 465 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:29,116 You should've thought about that before you asked me to marry you. 466 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:32,786 Why can't you understand? It was a mistake. I would never marry you. 467 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,903 Roses for eternal love. 468 00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:09,364 Lilies for sweetness. 469 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,702 Baby's breath. 470 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,126 Why so blue? 471 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:24,338 Maybe he's right. Maybe we are too different. 472 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:27,132 Maybe he should have his head examined. 473 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,469 I could do it. 474 00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:34,139 Or perhaps he does belong with her. Little Miss Living. 475 00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:37,684 With her rosy cheeks and beating heart. 476 00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:42,356 Oh, those girls are 10 a penny. You've got so much more. 477 00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,858 You've got- You've got- 478 00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:47,527 You've got a wonderful personality. 479 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:59,039 What does that wispy little brat have That you don't have double? 480 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:02,834 She can't hold a candle To the beauty of your smile 481 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,252 How about a pulse? 482 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,754 Overrated by a mile 483 00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:07,214 - Overvalued - Overblown 484 00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:11,218 If he only knew The you that we know 485 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:15,472 And that silly little creature Isn't wearing his ring 486 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,059 And she doesn't play piano Or dance, or sing 487 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,978 No, she doesn't compare 488 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,397 - But she still breathes air - Who cares? 489 00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:24,856 - Unimportant - Overrated 490 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,234 - Overblown - If only he could see 491 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:29,027 How special you can be 492 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:33,240 If he only knew The you that we know 493 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:44,001 If I touch a burning candle I can feel no pain 494 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:48,463 If you cut me with a knife It's still the same 495 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:53,176 And I know her heart is beating 496 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,096 And I know that I am dead 497 00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:58,932 Yet the pain here that I feel 498 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,185 Try and tell me it's not real 499 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:07,232 And it seems that I still have A tear to shed 500 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:14,948 The sole redeeming feature From that little creature 501 00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:16,491 Is that she's alive 502 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:18,285 - Overrated - Overblown 503 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,496 Everybody knows That's just a temporary state 504 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,875 Which is cured very quickly When we meet our fate 505 00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:26,585 - Who cares? - Unimportant 506 00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,128 - Overrated - Overblown 507 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:31,548 If only he could see How special you can be 508 00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:36,178 If he only knew The you that we know 509 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:46,813 If I touch a burning candle I can feel no pain 510 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:51,234 In the ice or in the sun It's all the same 511 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:55,655 Yet I feel my heart is aching 512 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,992 Though it doesn't beat, it's breaking 513 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,661 And the pain here that I feel 514 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:04,372 Try and tell me it's not real 515 00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:07,834 I know that I am dead 516 00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:13,256 Yet it seems that I still have Some tears to shed 517 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:24,309 It's true, Mother! 518 00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:27,229 Victor is married to a dead woman. 519 00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:32,192 I saw her. A corpse! Standing right here with Victor. 520 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,902 Victor was in your room? 521 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,445 I have to help him. 522 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,155 The scandal! 523 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:41,159 Come sit in your chair, dearie. You're shaking like a leaf. 524 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,370 Let Hilde fetch you a blanket. 525 00:43:43,538 --> 00:43:46,915 Fetch her a straitjacket! She's completely mad! 526 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,959 Come, Hildegarde. 527 00:44:22,243 --> 00:44:25,162 Finis, come to bed at once. 528 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,669 Oh! 529 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:48,894 What in heaven's name? 530 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,482 Who could that be at this hour? 531 00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:57,235 Miss Everglot. 532 00:44:57,737 --> 00:45:01,990 What are you doing here? You should be at home, prostrate with grief. 533 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:04,868 Pastor Galswells, I have to ask you something. 534 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:08,455 - This is most irregular. - Please, I beg of you. 535 00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:13,126 You are the only one in the village who knows of what awaits beyond the grave. 536 00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:16,004 A grim topic for a bride-to-be. 537 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:21,134 It is a bride I fear, which is why I must know: 538 00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:23,887 Can the living marry the dead? 539 00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:26,932 What on earth are you speaking about? 540 00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:30,060 Please, it's Victor. He's married to a corpse. 541 00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,729 He has a corpse bride! 542 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:36,608 There must be some way to undo what's been done. 543 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:41,988 I believe I know the thing to do. 544 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:43,990 Come with me. 545 00:45:46,827 --> 00:45:49,329 Victoria? Where are your corsets? 546 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:53,166 She's speaking in tongues. Of unholy alliances. 547 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,627 Her mind has come undone, I fear. 548 00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:57,921 It's not true! Let me go! Let me go! 549 00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:02,801 Thank you, Pastor Galswells. Thank you so very much. 550 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,761 Take her to her room! 551 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,347 No, I'm telling the truth. 552 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:09,391 Victor needs my help. 553 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:11,810 Hildegarde, you believe me, don't you? 554 00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:14,896 - Mother, Father, please. - Seal the doors... 555 00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:19,526 ...and bar the windows. See to it that she doesn't escape again. 556 00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:24,114 He needs our help! Oh, let me go! Let me go! 557 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:28,326 Will the mortification never cease? 558 00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:31,705 It will be years before we can show ourselves in public again. 559 00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:33,123 What shall we do? 560 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:36,918 We shall continue as planned, with or without Vincent. 561 00:46:37,086 --> 00:46:39,379 - Victor. - Whatever. 562 00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:44,259 For that boy to toss aside a young woman like Victoria... 563 00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:46,469 ...it's positively criminal. 564 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:50,849 Why, if I had a woman like your daughter on my arm... 565 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:55,603 ...I would lavish her with riches befitting royalty. 566 00:46:55,771 --> 00:46:59,441 Your lady wife is a most fortunate woman. 567 00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:02,485 Alas, I am not married. 568 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:04,529 I was betrothed some years ago... 569 00:47:04,697 --> 00:47:08,616 ...but tragedy snatched my young bride away. 570 00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:12,871 When one lives alone, wealth counts for naught. 571 00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:15,874 Oh. 572 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,883 Marvelous news, Victoria, there'll be a wedding after all. 573 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,343 You found him? 574 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:29,971 Make haste, my dear, our relatives will arrive at any moment. 575 00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:33,600 We must have you looking presentable for Lord Barkis. 576 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:36,895 Lord Barkis? 577 00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:38,605 He will make a fine husband. 578 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:42,108 Aye. A fortuitous turn of events indeed. 579 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:44,527 A far better prospect this time. 580 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:48,406 But I do not love him. You cannot make me do this. 581 00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:51,451 - We must. - Please, I beg of you. 582 00:47:51,619 --> 00:47:53,036 There must be another way. 583 00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:55,121 Without your marriage to Lord Barkis... 584 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,791 ...we shall be forced, penniless, into the street. 585 00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,417 We are destitute. 586 00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,544 But Victor... 587 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,255 Victor Van Dort has gone, child. 588 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:07,467 You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow. 589 00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:12,389 - According to plan. - According to plan. 590 00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:44,796 Oh, my dear. Oh, don't look at me that way. 591 00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:49,300 You have only to suffer this union until death do us part. 592 00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:53,304 And that will come sooner than you think. 593 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,560 Oh, it's almost dawn! Where could he be? 594 00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:01,813 Victor Van Dort elopes with corpse! 595 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:05,692 Heartbroken bride to wed wealthy newcomer! 596 00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:08,528 Wealthy newcomer? It cannot be. 597 00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,447 Did he say corpse? 598 00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:13,199 Oh, don't be ridiculous. What corpse would marry our Victor? 599 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:20,623 Oh, Mayhew! Silence that blasted coughing. 600 00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:39,767 Mayhew, are you trying to kill us? 601 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:42,228 I think he's trying to kill us. 602 00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:22,727 I... 603 00:50:23,938 --> 00:50:25,772 ...think you dropped this. 604 00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:36,241 I'm sorry. 605 00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:40,370 I'm sorry I lied to you about wanting to see my parents. 606 00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:44,874 It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite, well... 607 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,170 ...according to plan. 608 00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:56,362 Pardon my enthusiasm. 609 00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:58,740 I like your enthusiasm. 610 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:06,873 - New arrival! New arrival! - Lights up! 611 00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:11,711 Hurry up, boys! Vite, vite. 612 00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:14,505 Bonjour! Bienvenue! 613 00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:16,299 Drinks for everyone. 614 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:17,550 Another pint, sir? 615 00:52:17,718 --> 00:52:19,761 - No, no. Just a half. - No, no. Just a half. 616 00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:27,685 It is impossible to get good help anymore. 617 00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:30,563 Welcoming committee, coming through! Coming through! 618 00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:35,568 - My name's Plum. Miss Plum. - Mayhew? 619 00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:39,489 Mayhew! How nice to see- 620 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:42,909 I'm so sorry. 621 00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:47,455 Oh, yeah. Actually, though, I feel great. 622 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:53,419 Hurry up, boys. Can you not see the gentleman is parched? 623 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:57,256 Mayhew, I have to get back. 624 00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:59,967 They all must be worried sick. How is everyone? 625 00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:04,097 Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to. 626 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:06,474 Oh, and Miss Victoria... 627 00:53:06,642 --> 00:53:08,226 Yes? Yes, how is she? 628 00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:11,312 Well, she's getting married this evening. 629 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,481 What? Married to who? 630 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:17,318 Some newcomer, Lord Somebody-or-Other. 631 00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:18,820 But that's impossible! 632 00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:21,155 Yeah, with you gone and all... 633 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:23,700 I guess they didn't wanna waste the cake. 634 00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:27,829 But how could she? 635 00:53:27,996 --> 00:53:30,832 Women, you can't live with them. 636 00:53:30,999 --> 00:53:33,292 You can't live with- Hiccup! 637 00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:40,341 Time to pick up the pieces and- You know, and move on, I suppose. 638 00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:43,594 Speaking of picking up the pieces? 639 00:53:47,015 --> 00:53:50,309 Victor? Where are you going? 640 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:58,317 Miss Victoria, we must leave for the church now. 641 00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:02,155 Yesterday I thought my wedding would be happy. 642 00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:06,367 Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide, pulled out to sea. 643 00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:10,246 The sea leads to many places, dearie. 644 00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:14,667 Maybe you'll land somewhere better. 645 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:25,052 With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. 646 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:36,773 With this ring, I ask you to be mine. 647 00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:45,198 I now pronounce you man and wife. 648 00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,742 Oh, oh, dear. 649 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:05,635 I'm too late. 650 00:55:09,890 --> 00:55:12,391 Oh, Mrs. Plum, what am I to do? 651 00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:16,771 He just walked off without saying a word. Are all men like this? 652 00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,816 Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright. 653 00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:21,901 They get something stuck in their heads... 654 00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:24,612 ...and you can't do a thing with them. 655 00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:28,074 My dear, we have to talk. 656 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:30,576 Let me tell her, please. Let me tell her. 657 00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:32,578 - Heh, heh, heh. - What? 658 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:35,790 There is a complication with your marriage. 659 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:37,792 I don't understand. 660 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:42,421 The vows are binding only until death do you part. 661 00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:44,090 What are you saying? 662 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,552 Death has already parted you. 663 00:55:48,929 --> 00:55:50,596 If he finds out, he'll leave. 664 00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:52,807 There must be something you can do. 665 00:55:52,975 --> 00:55:55,768 Well, there is one way. 666 00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:57,812 Oh, please, please, let me tell her. 667 00:55:57,980 --> 00:56:01,023 It requires the greatest sacrifice. 668 00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:04,986 - Go on, get to the good part. - What is it? 669 00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:07,864 - We have to kill him! - What? 670 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:12,785 Victor would have to give up the life he had forever. 671 00:56:13,161 --> 00:56:16,998 He would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living... 672 00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:20,459 ...and drink from the wine of ages. 673 00:56:21,295 --> 00:56:22,545 Poison! 674 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:25,965 This would stop his heart forever. 675 00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:29,385 Only then would he be free to give it to you. 676 00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:35,016 I could never ask him. 677 00:56:37,477 --> 00:56:39,312 You don't have to. 678 00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:43,107 I'll do it. 679 00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:46,485 My boy, if you choose this path... 680 00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:49,488 ...you may never return to the world above. 681 00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:51,240 Do you understand? 682 00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:56,662 I do. 683 00:56:57,039 --> 00:56:59,874 Gather round. Gather round, everybody. 684 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:06,172 We've decided to do this thing properly. 685 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:08,758 So grab what you can and follow us. 686 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:11,510 We're moving this wedding party upstairs. 687 00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:15,848 Upstairs? I didn't know we had an upstairs. 688 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:18,559 - Sounds creepy. - Let's go! 689 00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:22,063 A wedding, a wedding We're going to have a wedding 690 00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:26,901 Hold on, Victor. 691 00:57:27,069 --> 00:57:30,279 You can't get married looking like that. 692 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:33,741 The spiders think you're very cute But goodness knows you need a suit 693 00:57:33,909 --> 00:57:37,787 But have no fears, we're quite adept We'll have you looking lovely, lovely 694 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:40,331 Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely yet 695 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:44,335 A little stitch, a little tuck Some tender loving care 696 00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:47,630 A little thread will fix you up And we've got plenty as you see 697 00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:51,175 And personally guarantee Our quality repairs 698 00:57:51,343 --> 00:57:54,762 A little here, I'll fix the mess We're going to do our very best 699 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,556 When everybody sees you They will all be quite impressed 700 00:57:57,724 --> 00:58:01,602 They will all be quite impressed 701 00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:03,479 A wedding, we're going to have 702 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:06,732 A wedding cake is no mistake It must be quite sublime 703 00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:08,651 - We're missing something - Try some dust 704 00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:10,152 I wish I had more time 705 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,239 Perhaps there's something I can do These bones might help a bit 706 00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:15,241 - Oh, my nose. - Sorry. 707 00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:16,659 Wait a minute, that's it 708 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:18,244 - A little of that - A little of this 709 00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:20,079 The perfect cake is hard to miss 710 00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:22,581 A wedding, a wedding We're going to have 711 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:24,041 A wedding 712 00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:25,835 Huzzah, huzzah 713 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,546 We're going to have a wedding A wedding 714 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:34,885 Let's all give out a cheer 'cause The bride is getting married today 715 00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:36,095 Hurray! 716 00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:39,181 One thing you can surely say Is we will stand beside 717 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:42,268 Until the end we will defend Our one and only bride 718 00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:45,604 Our bride-to-be, our bride-to-be Our lovely Corpse Bride 719 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:47,606 Huzzah! Hooray! Huzzah! Hooray! 720 00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:51,986 Our bride is getting married today 721 00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:54,196 - Oh, there she is. - Here she comes. 722 00:58:59,411 --> 00:59:03,080 Oh, oh, the bride is here 723 00:59:03,248 --> 00:59:07,043 She's waited for this day For many a year 724 00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:11,380 For this day, for this day Our hopes and our pride 725 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:17,762 The bride is here Here comes the bride 726 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,932 Here comes the bride Here comes the bride 727 00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:26,103 For this day, for this day Will last forever 728 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:30,066 And all of her friends Will work together 729 00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:33,944 To make it the perfect day She's always dreamed 730 00:59:34,112 --> 00:59:41,118 Our hopes and our pride Our bride, our lovely bride 731 00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:44,747 We're going to have a party Like nobody's ever seen 732 00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:48,626 The living in the land above Will not know where they've been 733 00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:55,424 The land above The party of the bride 734 00:59:56,259 --> 01:00:02,056 Here comes the bride On this glorious day of days 735 01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:06,977 Up to the land of the living 736 01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:14,151 To celebrate 737 01:00:17,364 --> 01:00:19,865 Oh, dear. 738 01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:34,713 Quiet down now, everyone. 739 01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:40,719 Thank you. 740 01:00:41,721 --> 01:00:46,225 Elegant, cultured, radiant. 741 01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:49,645 Victoria has found a husband... 742 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:53,983 ...with all these qualities and more. 743 01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:56,735 Serendipity brought us together... 744 01:00:56,903 --> 01:01:01,198 ...and no force on earth could tear us apart. 745 01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:02,449 Oh! 746 01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:24,555 There's an eye in me soup. 747 01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:30,686 - Oh! Oh! 748 01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:35,608 Oh, sorry. 749 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:43,866 Fetch me musket! 750 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,160 Fetch your own musket. I'm off! 751 01:01:46,328 --> 01:01:48,579 Coming through. Coming through. 752 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:56,587 Excuse me, you don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother. 753 01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,506 Hey, hold on there. 754 01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:03,552 I love a woman with meat on her bones. Heh, heh, heh. 755 01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:07,348 Finis, who invited these people? 756 01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:10,434 They must be from your side of the family. 757 01:02:10,602 --> 01:02:11,852 Certainly not. 758 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:15,981 Why, if my Grandfather Everglot could see this, he'd be turning in his grave. 759 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:18,108 Finis. 760 01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:21,820 Where do you keep the spirits? 761 01:02:30,622 --> 01:02:31,872 In other news... 762 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,833 ...the dead walk the earth! 763 01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:43,259 Get back! Don't try and sneak up on me! 764 01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:44,885 Get back! 765 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:48,097 I'll give you such a wallop. 766 01:02:59,651 --> 01:03:00,901 No. 767 01:03:01,069 --> 01:03:02,444 Yeah. 768 01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:18,711 Grandpa? 769 01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:23,882 - Bounder! - Sweetie pie. 770 01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:25,467 - Monster. - Buttercup. 771 01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:27,428 - Cad! - Gertrude! 772 01:03:27,887 --> 01:03:29,513 Alfred? 773 01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:30,931 Oh? 774 01:03:31,099 --> 01:03:34,018 You've been dead for 15 years. 775 01:03:34,185 --> 01:03:38,063 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. 776 01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:39,982 Ethel! 777 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:52,119 Wait. That's it. 778 01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:55,706 We're going to take whatever money we can and get out of here. 779 01:03:55,874 --> 01:03:58,292 Money? What money? 780 01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:00,836 Your dowry. It's my right! 781 01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:03,005 But my parents don't have any money. 782 01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:07,885 It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse. 783 01:04:08,053 --> 01:04:10,137 Th- The poorhouse? 784 01:04:10,597 --> 01:04:14,433 You're lying. It isn't true. Tell me that you're lying! 785 01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:18,437 Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis? 786 01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:23,400 Well, perhaps in disappointment we are perfectly matched. 787 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:45,005 Be gone, ye demons from hell! 788 01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:49,259 Back to the void from whence you came! 789 01:04:49,427 --> 01:04:51,220 You shall not enter here. 790 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:53,972 Back, back! 791 01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:56,350 Keep it down, we're in a church. 792 01:04:56,518 --> 01:04:58,435 Evening. 793 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:37,224 Dearly beloved and departed... 794 01:05:37,392 --> 01:05:43,105 ...we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse in marriage. 795 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:48,819 - Victor? - Shh! 796 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:51,864 Living first. 797 01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:55,492 With this hand... 798 01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:58,745 ...I will lift your sorrows. 799 01:06:00,373 --> 01:06:02,624 Your cup will never empty... 800 01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:05,169 ...for I will be your wine. 801 01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:07,337 Now you. 802 01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:14,553 With this hand... 803 01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:17,055 ...I will lift your sorrows. 804 01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:21,727 Your cup will never empty. 805 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,522 For I will be... 806 01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:32,821 I will be... 807 01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:36,366 Go on, my dear. 808 01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:38,744 Your cup... 809 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:41,497 ...will never empty... 810 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,626 ...for I will be... 811 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:49,963 I will be your wine. 812 01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:56,220 She's having second thoughts. 813 01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:00,432 I can't. 814 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:02,768 What's wrong? 815 01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:05,896 This is wrong. 816 01:07:07,106 --> 01:07:09,233 I was a bride. 817 01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:12,277 My dreams were taken from me. 818 01:07:13,112 --> 01:07:14,738 Well, now... 819 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:18,283 Now I've stolen them from someone else. 820 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:21,537 I love you, Victor. 821 01:07:22,830 --> 01:07:25,207 But you're not mine. 822 01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:31,838 Victoria! 823 01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:49,815 Oh, how touching. 824 01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:52,776 I always cry at weddings. 825 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:58,407 Our young lovers together at last. 826 01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:02,536 Surely now they can live happily ever after. 827 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,205 But you forget... 828 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:07,499 ...she's still my wife! 829 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:10,335 I'll not leave here empty-handed! 830 01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:12,838 You? 831 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:17,259 Emily? 832 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:18,635 You! 833 01:08:18,803 --> 01:08:21,805 But- But- I left you. 834 01:08:22,724 --> 01:08:23,974 For dead. 835 01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:27,311 This woman is obviously delusional! 836 01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:38,322 Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way. 837 01:08:38,489 --> 01:08:40,866 Take your hands off her. 838 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:44,661 Do I have to kill you too? 839 01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:47,122 Aargh! 840 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:51,043 Victor, catch! 841 01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:53,211 Sorry. 842 01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:05,724 Sacrebleu! 843 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:10,187 I say, you're not playing fair, sir. 844 01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:53,939 Touché, my dear. 845 01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:55,857 Get out. 846 01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:59,403 Oh, I'm leaving. 847 01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:06,910 But first a toast. To Emily. 848 01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:11,498 Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. 849 01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:13,625 Tell me, my dear... 850 01:10:13,793 --> 01:10:18,672 ...can a heart still break once it's stopped beating? 851 01:10:20,883 --> 01:10:22,342 Let me at him! Let me at him! 852 01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,094 - No, don't hold me back. - Wait. 853 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:27,973 We must abide by their rules. 854 01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:31,351 We are amongst the living. 855 01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:33,395 Well said. 856 01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:51,288 Not anymore. 857 01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:57,127 Yep, you're right. He's all yours. 858 01:11:09,056 --> 01:11:11,141 New arrival. 859 01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:21,777 Oh, Victor, I never thought I'd see you again. 860 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:30,619 Wait. 861 01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:33,622 I made a promise. 862 01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:38,919 You kept your promise. 863 01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:41,713 You set me free. 864 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:55,602 Now I can do the same for you. 865 01:17:07,331 --> 01:17:08,164 English - US