1 00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:37,599 [MAN COUGHS] 2 00:01:38,308 --> 00:01:40,310 [CAT MEOWS] 3 00:01:52,197 --> 00:01:53,948 - Good morning. - Good morning. 4 00:01:55,325 --> 00:02:01,706 Here ye, here ye, 10 minutes to go till Van Dort's wedding rehearsal. 5 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:09,714 [GRUNTS] 6 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:15,094 [COUGHING] 7 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,390 Watch it! 8 00:02:27,649 --> 00:02:29,150 [SINGING] It's a beautiful day 9 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,485 It's a rather nice day 10 00:02:30,652 --> 00:02:32,821 A day for a glorious wedding 11 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:35,740 A rehearsal, my dear To be perfectly clear 12 00:02:35,907 --> 00:02:38,326 A rehearsal for a glorious wedding 13 00:02:38,493 --> 00:02:41,412 WILLIAM: Assuming nothing happens That we don't really know 14 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:43,998 That nothing unexpected Interferes with the show 15 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:46,584 And that's why everything Every last little thing 16 00:02:46,835 --> 00:02:51,589 Every single, tiny, microscopic Little thing must go 17 00:02:51,756 --> 00:02:54,634 - According to plan - Our son will be married 18 00:02:54,801 --> 00:02:56,928 - According to plan WILLIAM: Our family carried 19 00:02:57,095 --> 00:03:00,890 Elevated to the heights of society 20 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:03,685 - To the costume balls - In the hallowed halls 21 00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:06,020 Rubbing elbows with the finest 22 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:08,815 Having crumpets with Her Highness 23 00:03:09,274 --> 00:03:11,776 We'll be there, we'll be seen Having tea with the queen 24 00:03:11,943 --> 00:03:15,613 We'll forget everything That we've ever, ever been 25 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:17,448 [AXLES CREAKING] 26 00:03:17,615 --> 00:03:20,952 NELL: Blimey! It's my dress is caught. MAYHEW: Begging your pardon, ma'am. 27 00:03:21,119 --> 00:03:24,622 - Come on, dear. NELL: It's not me. It's my dress. 28 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:27,625 Where is Victor? We might be late. 29 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:33,590 Fish merchants. 30 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:34,799 [FINIS GROANS] 31 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:37,635 - It's a terrible day - Now, don't be that way 32 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:40,346 It's a terrible day for a wedding 33 00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:43,516 It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in 34 00:03:43,683 --> 00:03:46,895 That has led to this ominous wedding 35 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:49,230 How could our family have come to this? 36 00:03:49,898 --> 00:03:52,400 To marry off our daughter To the nouveau riche 37 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,068 - They're so common - So coarse 38 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:58,031 - Oh, it couldn't be worse - Couldn't be worse? I disagree 39 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,867 They could be land-rich, Bankrupt aristocracy 40 00:04:01,034 --> 00:04:02,452 Without a penny to their name 41 00:04:02,619 --> 00:04:05,997 Just like you and me 42 00:04:06,164 --> 00:04:07,957 Oh, dear. 43 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:11,419 And that's why everything Every last little thing 44 00:04:11,586 --> 00:04:16,341 Every single, tiny, microscopic Little thing must go 45 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:21,596 - According to plan - Our daughter will wed 46 00:04:21,763 --> 00:04:24,682 - According to plan - Our family led 47 00:04:24,849 --> 00:04:29,646 From the depths of deepest poverty 48 00:04:30,563 --> 00:04:33,566 - To the noble realm - Of our ancestry 49 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:36,569 And who would have guessed In a million years 50 00:04:36,736 --> 00:04:39,948 - That our daughter with a face - Of an otter in disgrace 51 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:44,661 Would provide our ticket To a rightful place 52 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:49,916 [GASPS] 53 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,543 Oh, Hildegarde. 54 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:55,880 What if Victor and I don't like each other? 55 00:04:56,047 --> 00:04:57,173 [MAUDELINE SCOFFS] 56 00:04:57,382 --> 00:04:59,968 As if that has anything to do with marriage. 57 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:03,763 Do you suppose your father and I like each other? 58 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:05,473 Surely you must a little? 59 00:05:06,224 --> 00:05:07,558 - Of course not. - Of course not. 60 00:05:07,725 --> 00:05:09,686 Get those corsets laced properly. 61 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:12,730 I can hear you speak without gasping. 62 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:16,359 [GRUNTS] 63 00:05:16,651 --> 00:05:18,820 [COUGHING] 64 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:21,406 You've certainly hooked a winner this time, Victor. 65 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:25,326 - Now, all you have to do is reel her in. - I'm already reeling, Mother. 66 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:28,621 Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something? 67 00:05:28,788 --> 00:05:32,125 Oh, nonsense! We're every bit as good as the Everglots. 68 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:36,671 I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life. 69 00:05:36,838 --> 00:05:39,132 But I've never even spoken to her. 70 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:41,926 Well, at least we have that in our favor. 71 00:05:42,093 --> 00:05:43,136 [MAYHEW COUGHS] 72 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:46,097 Mayhew! Silence that blasted coughing. 73 00:05:47,557 --> 00:05:49,726 [EMIL HUMMING] 74 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:55,106 Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tat. 75 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:58,026 You'd think a lifetime watching us.... 76 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:00,903 Might have taught her that 77 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:04,198 - Might have taught her that - Everything must be perfect 78 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:07,201 - Everything must be perfect - Everything must be perfect 79 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,037 Perfect That's why everything 80 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,621 Every last little thing 81 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:14,959 Every single, tiny, microscopic Little thing must go 82 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:17,920 According to plan 83 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:19,922 [DOORBELL TOLLS] 84 00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:22,800 Look at the way you're standing. 85 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:25,720 You look like you got rickets or something.... 86 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:28,431 [CHUCKLES] 87 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,394 Oh! 88 00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:39,484 Oh, my goodness. Oh, such grandeur! Such impeccable taste! 89 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:42,111 - Oh, beautiful, innit? - Hmph. 90 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,281 WILLIAM: It's not as big as our place, dear. 91 00:06:48,785 --> 00:06:51,162 - Bit shabby really, isn't it? - Shut up. 92 00:06:51,329 --> 00:06:54,082 EMIL: Lord and Lady Everglot... 93 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:57,919 ...Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort. 94 00:06:58,086 --> 00:07:00,588 Why, you must be Miss Victoria. 95 00:07:01,214 --> 00:07:05,468 Yes, I must say, you don't look a day over 20. No. Oh, yes. 96 00:07:06,511 --> 00:07:09,263 [QUIETLY] Smile, darling, smile. 97 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:12,767 [GRUNTING] 98 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:18,397 Well, hello. What a pleasure. Welcome to our home. 99 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:20,191 Oh, thank you. 100 00:07:20,358 --> 00:07:23,694 We'll be taking tea in the west drawing room. 101 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:27,698 Oh, do come this way, it's just through there. 102 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:32,120 Oh, I love what you've done with the place. Who is your decorator? 103 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:34,330 WILLIAM: Nice tiles, shame about the drapes. 104 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:38,000 NELL: Oh, my husband says such foolish things. Ignore him. 105 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:40,503 WILLIAM: Oh, yes, it's usually best. 106 00:07:40,670 --> 00:07:42,380 [PLAYS NOTE ON PIANO] 107 00:07:42,839 --> 00:07:44,799 [HINGES CREAK] 108 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:50,972 [PLAYS PIANO] 109 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:29,385 [PIANO PLAYING IN DISTANCE] 110 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,349 [GASPS] 111 00:09:09,008 --> 00:09:12,595 - Do forgive me. - You play beautifully. 112 00:09:12,762 --> 00:09:18,017 I-- I-- I do apologize, Miss Everglot. How rude of me to-- Well.... 113 00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:20,269 Excuse me. 114 00:09:22,188 --> 00:09:23,981 Mother won't let me near the piano. 115 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:27,985 Music is improper for a young lady. 116 00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:29,695 Too passionate, she says. 117 00:09:29,862 --> 00:09:34,659 If I may ask, Miss Everglot... 118 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:37,161 ...where is your chaperon? 119 00:09:37,662 --> 00:09:41,999 Perhaps, in-- In view of the circumstances... 120 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,336 ...you could call me Victoria. 121 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,505 Yes, of course. Well.... 122 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:51,717 - Victoria.... - Yes, Victor. 123 00:09:52,969 --> 00:09:55,638 Tomorrow, we are to be m-- 124 00:09:57,223 --> 00:09:58,557 M-- M-- 125 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:03,145 - Married. - Yes. Ha. Married. 126 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:08,651 Since I was a child, I've-- I've dreamt of my wedding day. 127 00:10:09,235 --> 00:10:12,196 I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. 128 00:10:12,697 --> 00:10:15,533 Someone to spend the rest of my life with. 129 00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:18,869 - Silly, isn't it? - Yes, silly. Ha. 130 00:10:19,412 --> 00:10:22,373 No. No, not at all, no. 131 00:10:22,999 --> 00:10:25,543 Oh! Oh, dear. I'm sorry. 132 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:34,135 What impropriety is this? 133 00:10:34,302 --> 00:10:36,304 You shouldn't be alone together. 134 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:41,017 Here it is, one minute before 5, and you're not at the rehearsal. 135 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:45,646 Pastor Galswells is waiting. Come at once. 136 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:51,235 MAN: Master Van Dort, from the beginning. Again. 137 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:56,699 "With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. 138 00:10:57,033 --> 00:11:02,913 Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. 139 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:09,086 With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. 140 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:14,342 With this ring, I ask you to be mine." 141 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,929 - Let's try it again. - Yes. Yes, sir. 142 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:21,515 With this candle.... 143 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,770 This candle.... 144 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:28,856 This candle. 145 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,400 NELL: Shall I get up there and do it for him? 146 00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,652 WILLIAM: Don't get all aflutter, dear. 147 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,574 [CLEARS THROAT] 148 00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:41,619 With this candle.... 149 00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:43,287 [VAN DORTS AND EVERGLOTS GROAN] 150 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:44,705 GALSWELLS: Continue! 151 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:46,957 [DOORBELL TOLLS] 152 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,959 Get the door, Emil. 153 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:53,381 Let's just pick it up at the candle bit. 154 00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:57,802 A Lord Barkis, sir. 155 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:04,016 I haven't a head for dates. 156 00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:07,186 Apparently, I'm a day early for the ceremony. 157 00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:12,483 - Is he from your side of the family? - I can't recall. 158 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:15,319 Emil, a seat for Lord Barkis. 159 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,493 Do carry on. 160 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:28,040 Let's try it again, shall we, Master Van Dort? 161 00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:32,420 - Yes. Yes, sir. Certainly. - Right. 162 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,506 Right. Oh, right! 163 00:12:35,673 --> 00:12:39,844 - With this-- this-- - Hand. 164 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,888 With this hand... 165 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,557 ...I-- With-- 166 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:47,017 Three steps, three! 167 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:51,647 Can you not count? Do you not wish to be married, Master Van Dort? 168 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,524 - No! No. - You do not? 169 00:12:53,691 --> 00:12:57,695 No! I meant, no, I do not not wish to be married. 170 00:12:57,862 --> 00:13:00,239 That is, I want very much to-- Ow! 171 00:13:00,406 --> 00:13:04,702 Pay attention! Have you even remembered to bring the ring? 172 00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:07,496 The ring? Yes. Of course. 173 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:10,875 [MAUDELINE WAILS] 174 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,084 Dropping the ring. 175 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,502 MAUDELINE: Oh, no, he's dropped the ring! 176 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:17,214 - This boy doesn't want to get married. MAUDELINE: How disgraceful! 177 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:19,258 Excuse me. Got it! 178 00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:21,343 [FLAMES ERUPTING] 179 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,181 Out of the way, you ninny. 180 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:30,686 WILLIAM: Oh, dear! Oh, my! Giddy on, a woman on fire! Help! Emergency! 181 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:36,734 - Oh, I hope it doesn't stain. - Stop fanning it, you fool. 182 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,235 [GROANS] 183 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:44,658 - Get a bucket, get a bucket. - I'm on my way, dear. Yes. Oh, dear! 184 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:58,589 Enough! This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared. 185 00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:05,763 Young man, learn your vows. 186 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:19,944 [DOOR CLOSES] 187 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:24,448 Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he? 188 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:38,837 [SIGHS] 189 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,881 Oh, Victoria. 190 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:45,302 She must think I'm such a fool. This day couldn't get any worse. 191 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,346 TOWN CRIER [IN DISTANCE]: Hear ye, hear ye! 192 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:51,559 Rehearsal in ruins as Van Dort boy causes chaos! 193 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:56,647 Fishy fiancé could be canned! 194 00:14:56,814 --> 00:15:02,486 Everglots all fired up as Van Dort disaster ruins rehearsal! 195 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,280 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 196 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,657 It really shouldn't be all that difficult. 197 00:15:06,824 --> 00:15:08,993 It's just a few simple vows. 198 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:13,205 With this hand, I will take your wine. 199 00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:14,790 No. 200 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,710 With this hand... 201 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,545 ...I will cup your-- 202 00:15:19,712 --> 00:15:21,297 Oh, goodness, no. 203 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,342 With this.... 204 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:27,428 With this.... 205 00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:30,180 With this candle, I will.... 206 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,434 I will.... 207 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,228 I will set your mother on fire. 208 00:15:38,147 --> 00:15:39,857 Oh, it's no use. 209 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,450 [SNIFFS] 210 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:57,041 With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. 211 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:01,879 Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. 212 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,840 Ah, Mrs. Everglot. 213 00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:07,718 You look ravishing this evening. 214 00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:13,641 What's that, Mr. Everglot? Call you "Dad"? If you insist, sir. 215 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:18,312 With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. 216 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,481 With this ring... 217 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:24,860 ...I ask you to be mine. 218 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,239 [WIND HOWLS] 219 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,534 [CROWS CAWING] 220 00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:39,541 [GASPS] 221 00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:44,296 [GRUNTING] 222 00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:53,430 [GASPS] 223 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,498 I do. 224 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,834 [GASPS] 225 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,641 [WHIMPERING] 226 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,356 [GRUNTS] 227 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,822 [GRUNTS] 228 00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:57,327 [WHIMPERING] 229 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,633 [GRUNTING] 230 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,598 [CROWS CAWING] 231 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,315 [PANTING] 232 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,072 [SIGHS] 233 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:51,131 You may kiss the bride. 234 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,350 - A new arrival. - He must've fainted. 235 00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:04,311 - Are you all right? - What--? What happened? 236 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:07,564 By Jove, man. Looks like we've got ourselves a breather. 237 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,859 - Does he have a dead brother? - He's still soft. 238 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,362 [WHIMPERS] 239 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,489 A toast, then. 240 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,788 To the newlyweds. 241 00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:24,206 Newlyweds? 242 00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:29,253 Oh, in the woods, you said your vows so perfectly. 243 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,046 VICTOR: I did? 244 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,631 I did. 245 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:35,050 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 246 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,927 MAN: Bonjour! 247 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:40,097 Coming through, coming through. 248 00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:43,058 My name is Paul, I am the head waiter. 249 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,268 [GASPS] 250 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:47,271 I will be creating your wedding feast. 251 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,898 Wedding feast! I'm salivating. 252 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,109 [CHUCKLING] Maggots. 253 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,069 - Oh! - Hey! 254 00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,613 Keep away! 255 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:05,247 I've got a-- I've got a dwarf. 256 00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:08,709 And I'm not afraid to use him. I want some questions. Now! 257 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:12,838 - Answers. I think you mean "answers." - Thank you, yes, answers. 258 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:16,633 I need answers. What's going on here? Where am I? 259 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,926 Who are you? 260 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:21,471 Well, that's kind of a long story. 261 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:24,224 MALE VOICE: What a story it is. 262 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,978 A tragic tale of romance, passion... 263 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:29,938 ...and murder most foul. 264 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,232 - This is gonna be good. - Oh! 265 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,485 Hit it, boys. 266 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:39,197 [MUSIC PLAYS] 267 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,708 Hey, give me a listen You corpses of cheer 268 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,628 At least those of you Who still got an ear 269 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,589 I'll tell you a story Make a skeleton cry 270 00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:59,259 Of our own jubiliciously Lovely Corpse Bride 271 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,845 SKELETONS: Die, die, we all pass away 272 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,765 But don't wear a frown Because it's really okay 273 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:07,476 You might try and hide And you might try and pray 274 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:10,729 But we all end up The remains of the day 275 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,315 BONEJANGLES: That's right. 276 00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:19,655 Well, our girl was a beauty Known for miles around 277 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,741 When a mysterious stranger Came into town 278 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:25,535 He was plenty good-looking But down on his cash 279 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,622 And our poor little baby She fell hard and fast 280 00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:31,625 When her daddy said no She just couldn't cope 281 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:34,378 So our lovers came up With a plan to elope 282 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:37,506 Die, die, we all pass away 283 00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:40,759 But don't wear a frown Because it's really okay 284 00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:43,470 You might try and hide And you might try and pray 285 00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:46,807 But we all end up The remains of the day 286 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,893 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 287 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,854 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 288 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,857 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 289 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:59,569 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 290 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,407 BONEJANGLES: Oh. 291 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,075 That's right. 292 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:09,329 Ah, okay. Oh, yeah. Come on, boys, pick it up. 293 00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:13,250 Yeah. Like it. 294 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:15,335 Okay, Chancy, take it. 295 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:20,507 Yeah. Whoo! Yeah! 296 00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:24,136 [LAUGHING] 297 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,471 Yeah! 298 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,058 Yeah! 299 00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:35,897 That's nice. 300 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:40,485 So they conjured up a plan To meet late at night 301 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:43,030 They told not a soul Kept the whole thing tight 302 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,741 Now, her mother's wedding dress Fit like a glove 303 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:48,452 You don't need much When you're really in love 304 00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:50,954 Except for a few things Or so I'm told 305 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:53,749 Like the family jewels And a satchel of gold 306 00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:56,418 Then next to the graveyard By the old oak tree 307 00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:58,837 On a dark, foggy night At a quarter to 3 308 00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:02,466 She was ready to go But where was he? 309 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,468 And then? 310 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,553 - She waited - And then? 311 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,598 - There in the shadows, was it her man? - And then? 312 00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:13,185 - Her little heart beat so loud - And then? 313 00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:17,481 And then, baby, everything went black 314 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,984 Now, when she opened her eyes She was dead as dust 315 00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:24,029 Her jewels were missing And her heart was bust 316 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:26,782 So she made a vow Lying under that tree 317 00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:29,743 That she'd wait for her true love To come set her free 318 00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:32,746 Always waiting for someone To ask for her hand 319 00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:36,249 Then out of the blue Comes this groovy young man 320 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:39,169 Who vows forever To be by her side 321 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:43,173 And that's the story Of our Corpse Bride 322 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:45,092 Die, die, we all pass away 323 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:48,011 But don't wear a frown, Because it's really okay 324 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:51,014 You might try and hide And you might try and pray 325 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:56,770 But we all end up The remains of the day 326 00:23:57,229 --> 00:23:58,522 Yeah. 327 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:04,027 [MAYHEW COUGHING] 328 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,866 [WHINNIES] 329 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,869 MAUDELINE: Victoria, come away from the window. 330 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:16,206 NELL: Oh, I'm sure he'll be back shortly. 331 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:19,543 He's terrified of the dark. In fact, when he was a boy... 332 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:22,587 ...he used to wet his combinations regularly, didn't he, William? 333 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:23,797 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 334 00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:25,173 Enter. 335 00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:33,140 Ah, Lord Barkis. I trust the room is to your liking. 336 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:36,893 Thank you, you are a most gracious hostess. 337 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:43,191 Which is why it pains me to be the bearer of such bad news. 338 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,949 Would you care to repeat tonight's headline for us? 339 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:53,118 [SHOUTING] Hear ye, hear ye! 340 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:57,914 Victor Van Dort seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman! 341 00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:02,544 The dark-haired temptress and Master Van Dort slipped away into the night! 342 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:04,588 [IN REGULAR VOICE] And now, the weather. Scattered showers-- 343 00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:07,215 Enough! That will be all. 344 00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:13,722 Mystery woman? He doesn't even know any women! 345 00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:15,932 Or so you thought. 346 00:25:16,808 --> 00:25:19,227 Do call for me if you need my assistance... 347 00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:22,439 ...in any way. 348 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,902 Good heavens, Finis, what should we do? 349 00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:28,570 Fetch me musket. 350 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,155 William, do something. 351 00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:32,866 The town crier probably just had a slow news day. 352 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:35,827 You know how it is, you need a little something to cry about. 353 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:40,498 Regardless, we are one groom short for the wedding tomorrow. 354 00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:43,835 Not to mention the financial implications. 355 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,796 A most scandalous embarrassment for us all. 356 00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:50,425 Oh, give us a chance to find him, we beg of you. 357 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:54,429 - Just give us until dawn. - Very well. Till dawn. 358 00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:58,600 Victor, darling, where are you? 359 00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:02,687 MAGGOT: If you ask me, your boyfriend is kind of jumpy. 360 00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:05,273 He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband. 361 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,859 Victor, where have you gone? 362 00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:09,903 I'll keep an eye out for him. 363 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,363 CORPSE BRIDE: Victor? 364 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:18,620 There he goes, there he goes! He's-- He's getting away! 365 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,830 Quick, quick, after him! 366 00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:22,249 Victor. 367 00:26:27,879 --> 00:26:28,922 Thank you. 368 00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:30,674 Victor! 369 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:33,176 Where are you? 370 00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:36,721 Victor? 371 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:39,432 Where have you gone? 372 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:42,519 Married, huh? I'm a widow. 373 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:45,522 Oh, how rude. He went that way! 374 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:48,900 CORPSE BRIDE: Victor. 375 00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:51,945 Victor, darling. 376 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:57,200 Please. There's been a mistake. I'm not dead. 377 00:26:57,993 --> 00:26:59,536 Oh! 378 00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:03,707 Excuse me. Excuse me. 379 00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:05,750 - Excuse me. - Excuse me. 380 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:07,836 - Thank you. - Thank you. 381 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:10,088 CORPSE BRIDE: Victor. 382 00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:15,135 - Dead end. - Victor! 383 00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:16,886 Hello! 384 00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:27,981 Could have used the stairs, silly. 385 00:27:30,442 --> 00:27:34,654 Isn't the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. 386 00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:38,116 Well, it would if I had any. 387 00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:41,995 Isn't it romantic? 388 00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:52,672 Look, I am terribly sorry about what's happened to you... 389 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:56,134 ...and I'd like to help, but I really need to get home. 390 00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:59,471 - This is your home now. - But I don't even know your name. 391 00:27:59,637 --> 00:28:03,099 MAGGOT: Well, that's a great way to start a marriage. 392 00:28:03,266 --> 00:28:04,684 Shut up! 393 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:09,564 - It's Emily. - Emily. 394 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:13,568 Oh, I almost forgot. I have something for you. 395 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:16,529 [WHISPERS] It's a wedding present. 396 00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:21,993 [RATTLING] 397 00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:27,207 [GASPS] 398 00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:30,960 Thank you. 399 00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:40,637 [BARKS] 400 00:28:52,857 --> 00:28:54,150 Scraps? 401 00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:57,987 Scraps! 402 00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:00,115 My dog, Scraps! 403 00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:02,283 [EMILY GIGGLES] 404 00:29:02,617 --> 00:29:05,578 Oh, Scraps, what a good boy. 405 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,914 EMILY: I knew you'd be happy to see him. 406 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:12,293 VICTOR: Who's my good boy? Sit. Sit, Scraps, sit. 407 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:15,713 Good boy, Scraps. Roll over. Roll over. 408 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,800 Good boy, Scraps. Play dead. 409 00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:20,343 [WHINES] 410 00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:21,970 Sorry. 411 00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:24,013 Oh, what a cutie. 412 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:26,266 You should have seen him with fur. 413 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,978 Mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this. 414 00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:33,565 But then again, she never approved of anything. 415 00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:36,568 Do you think she would have approved of me? 416 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:39,279 You're lucky you'll never have to meet her. 417 00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:42,824 Well, actually... 418 00:29:44,242 --> 00:29:48,079 ...now that you mention it, I think you should. 419 00:29:48,246 --> 00:29:51,249 In fact, since we're, you know... 420 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:55,003 ...married, you should definitely meet her. 421 00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:58,173 And my father too. We should go and see them right now. 422 00:29:58,339 --> 00:30:01,092 What a fantastic idea! Where are they buried? 423 00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:02,802 Oh. 424 00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:06,181 - What? What is it? - They're not from around here. 425 00:30:06,347 --> 00:30:07,891 Where are they? 426 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:10,518 Oh, they're still alive. 427 00:30:10,685 --> 00:30:12,812 - I'm afraid so. - Well, that is a problem. 428 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:14,355 What's that, Scraps? 429 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:17,650 Oh, no, we couldn't possibly. 430 00:30:19,569 --> 00:30:23,323 - Oh, well, if you put it like that. - What? 431 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,241 Elder Gutknecht. 432 00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:29,996 [THUNDER CRASHES] 433 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,916 [SCRAPS BARKING] 434 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:35,668 [WHISPERS] Shh, Scraps. 435 00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:38,171 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Elder Gutknecht... 436 00:30:38,588 --> 00:30:40,089 ...are you there? 437 00:30:43,092 --> 00:30:46,054 Hello? Is anyone home? 438 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:48,389 Hello? 439 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:52,727 [CROWS CAWING] 440 00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:55,939 [BARKING] 441 00:30:56,147 --> 00:30:57,190 [GASPS] 442 00:30:57,815 --> 00:30:59,484 [COUGHING] 443 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,486 EMILY: There you are! 444 00:31:02,153 --> 00:31:04,572 Oh, my dear. There you are. 445 00:31:04,739 --> 00:31:07,158 I've brought my husband, Victor. 446 00:31:07,325 --> 00:31:10,119 What's that? Husband? 447 00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:12,747 Pleasure to meet you, sir. 448 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:17,961 We need to go up. Upstairs? To visit the land of the living. 449 00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:20,380 Land of the living? 450 00:31:23,174 --> 00:31:24,425 Oh, my dear. 451 00:31:24,592 --> 00:31:26,386 Please, Elder Gutknecht. 452 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:30,390 Now, why go up there, when people are dying to get down here? 453 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:33,643 Sir, I beg you to help. It means so much to me-- 454 00:31:34,769 --> 00:31:38,856 - Us. - I don't know, it's just not natural. 455 00:31:39,023 --> 00:31:40,942 EMILY: Please, Elder Gutknecht. 456 00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:43,736 Surely there must be something you can do. 457 00:31:43,987 --> 00:31:45,488 Hmm. 458 00:31:45,697 --> 00:31:48,324 Let me see what I can do. 459 00:31:48,658 --> 00:31:51,536 Where did I put that book? 460 00:31:56,499 --> 00:31:58,001 [CAWING] 461 00:31:58,209 --> 00:32:00,461 I left it here somewhere. 462 00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:03,214 [YELPS] 463 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,967 Ah, there's the one. 464 00:32:13,558 --> 00:32:14,976 Umm.... 465 00:32:19,689 --> 00:32:21,274 I have it. 466 00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:26,362 A Ukrainian haunting spell. Just the thing for these quick trips. 467 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:29,365 [WHISPERS] So glad you thought of this. 468 00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:30,742 Me too. 469 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:39,626 Ah. 470 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:43,421 [SQUAWKS] 471 00:32:48,259 --> 00:32:50,386 [COUGHS] 472 00:32:54,349 --> 00:32:55,642 Now, then... 473 00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:56,851 [BURPS] 474 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:58,353 ...where were we? 475 00:32:59,562 --> 00:33:02,440 - The Ukrainian haunting spell? GUTKNECHT: Aha. 476 00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:04,359 [CAWING] 477 00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:05,902 [WHIMPERS] 478 00:33:10,281 --> 00:33:13,743 Ah, here we have it. Ready? 479 00:33:13,910 --> 00:33:17,830 Just remember, when you want to come back, say "Hopscotch." 480 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:20,750 - Hopscotch? - That's it. 481 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:29,926 [CROWS CAWING] 482 00:33:30,093 --> 00:33:32,303 [GASPS] 483 00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:39,477 I spent so long in the darkness... 484 00:33:39,644 --> 00:33:44,357 ...I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is. 485 00:33:45,942 --> 00:33:48,444 [GIGGLES] 486 00:33:51,656 --> 00:33:53,116 [INHALES DEEPLY, SIGHS] 487 00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:56,994 [GIGGLES] 488 00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:07,213 [HUMMING] 489 00:34:08,256 --> 00:34:09,298 [CRACK] 490 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:10,508 [GRUNTS] 491 00:34:11,634 --> 00:34:13,928 Psst. Hey, I think you dropped something. 492 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:16,305 [GASPS] 493 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,145 [GIGGLES] 494 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:30,194 [HUMMING] 495 00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:34,657 Hold on, hold on. 496 00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:40,997 I think I should prepare Mother and Father for the big news. 497 00:34:42,707 --> 00:34:44,667 I'll go ahead and you... 498 00:34:45,501 --> 00:34:46,961 ...wait here. 499 00:34:47,545 --> 00:34:50,173 - Perfect. - I won't be long. 500 00:34:51,007 --> 00:34:53,926 Stay right here. I'll be right back. 501 00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:55,678 Okay. 502 00:34:56,387 --> 00:34:58,097 No peeking. 503 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:00,057 [GIGGLES] 504 00:35:07,648 --> 00:35:10,902 [CAWING] 505 00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:17,200 [FINIS GRUNTS] 506 00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:20,286 FINIS: If ever I see that Van Dort boy... 507 00:35:20,453 --> 00:35:23,706 ...I'll strangle him with my bare hands. 508 00:35:23,873 --> 00:35:28,044 Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. 509 00:35:28,211 --> 00:35:29,545 You'll have to use a rope. 510 00:35:29,712 --> 00:35:30,755 [GROWLS] 511 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:33,299 [GASPS] 512 00:35:37,512 --> 00:35:38,971 [OWL HOOTS] 513 00:35:39,138 --> 00:35:40,306 [SIGHS] 514 00:35:40,473 --> 00:35:45,311 MAGGOT: This is the voice of your conscience. Listen to what I say. 515 00:35:45,478 --> 00:35:49,690 I have a bad feeling about that boy. You know he is no-- 516 00:35:51,776 --> 00:35:54,153 EMILY: Go chew someone else's ear for a while. 517 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,074 Victor has gone to see his parents, just like he said. 518 00:35:58,699 --> 00:36:02,578 If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you had lost your mind! 519 00:36:02,745 --> 00:36:07,208 I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason for taking so long. 520 00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:10,586 I am sure he does. Why don't you go ask him? 521 00:36:10,753 --> 00:36:11,796 All right, I will. 522 00:36:11,963 --> 00:36:16,551 After all, he couldn't get far with those cold feet. 523 00:36:23,766 --> 00:36:26,477 [VICTOR GRUNTING] 524 00:36:34,402 --> 00:36:35,528 [VICTOR CRIES OUT] 525 00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:36,863 [GASPS] 526 00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:43,369 [GASPS] 527 00:36:52,503 --> 00:36:54,213 [SIGHS] 528 00:36:55,006 --> 00:36:59,010 - Victoria. - Victor? I'm so happy to see you. 529 00:36:59,176 --> 00:37:03,180 Come by the fire. Where have you been? Are you all right? 530 00:37:03,723 --> 00:37:05,391 I-- I-- 531 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,934 Oh, dear. 532 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:11,355 You're as cold as death. What's happened to you? 533 00:37:11,522 --> 00:37:13,399 Your coat. 534 00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:17,111 Victoria, I confess. 535 00:37:18,321 --> 00:37:21,490 This morning I was terrified of marriage. 536 00:37:22,992 --> 00:37:27,496 But then, on meeting you, I felt I should be with you always... 537 00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:31,876 ...and that our wedding could not come soon enough. 538 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:33,961 Oh! 539 00:37:34,837 --> 00:37:38,299 Victor, I feel the same. 540 00:37:41,177 --> 00:37:43,012 [GASPS] 541 00:37:43,179 --> 00:37:45,848 Victoria, I se-- I se-- 542 00:37:46,015 --> 00:37:48,559 I seem to find myself married. 543 00:37:48,726 --> 00:37:50,478 And you should know it's unexpected. 544 00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:52,647 [DOOR OPENS, WIND HOWLS] 545 00:37:55,358 --> 00:37:56,984 My darling, I just wanted to meet-- 546 00:37:57,151 --> 00:37:58,486 [GASPS] 547 00:38:00,404 --> 00:38:03,074 Darling? Who's this? 548 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,702 - Who is she? - I'm his wife. 549 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,665 - Victor? - Victoria, wait. You don't understand. 550 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:13,376 She's dead. Look. 551 00:38:17,046 --> 00:38:18,339 Hopscotch. 552 00:38:21,217 --> 00:38:24,011 No! No! Victoria! 553 00:38:28,891 --> 00:38:30,851 You lied to me! 554 00:38:31,018 --> 00:38:33,521 Just to get back to that other woman. 555 00:38:33,688 --> 00:38:36,607 Don't you understand? You're the other woman. 556 00:38:36,774 --> 00:38:41,320 No! You're married to me. She's the other woman. 557 00:38:41,612 --> 00:38:43,280 [SOBS] 558 00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:44,782 [GUTKNECHT COUGHS] 559 00:38:44,949 --> 00:38:46,742 She's got a point. 560 00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:52,581 And I thought-- I thought this was all going so well. 561 00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:04,719 Look, I'm sorry, but... 562 00:39:04,885 --> 00:39:06,345 ...this just can't work. 563 00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,431 Why not? 564 00:39:09,432 --> 00:39:11,642 It's my eye, isn't it? 565 00:39:11,809 --> 00:39:13,477 No. Your eye is... 566 00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:15,896 ...lovely. 567 00:39:16,772 --> 00:39:21,110 Listen, under different circumstances, well, who knows? 568 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:25,906 But we're just too different. I mean, you're dead. 569 00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:29,118 You should've thought about that before you asked me to marry you. 570 00:39:29,285 --> 00:39:32,788 Why can't you understand? It was a mistake. I would never marry you. 571 00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:38,377 [SIGHS] 572 00:39:51,849 --> 00:39:53,100 [SIGHS] 573 00:40:03,194 --> 00:40:05,905 Roses for eternal love. 574 00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:09,366 Lilies for sweetness. 575 00:40:10,618 --> 00:40:11,994 [SIGHS] 576 00:40:12,161 --> 00:40:13,704 Baby's breath. 577 00:40:16,082 --> 00:40:17,541 [SNIFFS] 578 00:40:19,502 --> 00:40:21,128 Why so blue? 579 00:40:21,295 --> 00:40:24,340 Maybe he's right. Maybe we are too different. 580 00:40:24,507 --> 00:40:27,134 MAGGOT: Maybe he should have his head examined. 581 00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:30,471 I could do it. 582 00:40:30,638 --> 00:40:34,141 Or perhaps he does belong with her. Little Miss Living. 583 00:40:34,308 --> 00:40:37,686 With her rosy cheeks and beating heart. 584 00:40:38,187 --> 00:40:42,358 Oh, those girls are 10 a penny. You've got so much more. 585 00:40:42,525 --> 00:40:44,860 You've got-- You've got-- 586 00:40:45,027 --> 00:40:47,530 You've got a wonderful personality. 587 00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:59,041 What does that wispy little brat have That you don't have double? 588 00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:02,837 She can't hold a candle To the beauty of your smile 589 00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:04,255 How about a pulse? 590 00:41:04,421 --> 00:41:05,756 Overrated by a mile 591 00:41:05,923 --> 00:41:07,216 - Overvalued - Overblown 592 00:41:07,424 --> 00:41:11,220 If he only knew The you that we know 593 00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:15,474 And that silly little creature Isn't wearing his ring 594 00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:19,061 And she doesn't play piano Or dance, or sing 595 00:41:19,228 --> 00:41:20,980 No, she doesn't compare 596 00:41:21,147 --> 00:41:23,399 - But she still breathes air - Who cares? 597 00:41:23,566 --> 00:41:24,859 - Unimportant - Overrated 598 00:41:25,025 --> 00:41:27,236 - Overblown - If only he could see 599 00:41:27,403 --> 00:41:29,029 How special you can be 600 00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:33,242 If he only knew The you that we know 601 00:41:39,081 --> 00:41:44,003 If I touch a burning candle I can feel no pain 602 00:41:44,753 --> 00:41:48,465 If you cut me with a knife It's still the same 603 00:41:50,217 --> 00:41:53,179 And I know her heart is beating 604 00:41:53,721 --> 00:41:56,098 And I know that I am dead 605 00:41:56,599 --> 00:41:58,934 Yet the pain here that I feel 606 00:41:59,602 --> 00:42:02,188 Try and tell me it's not real 607 00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:07,234 And it seems that I still have A tear to shed 608 00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:14,950 The sole redeeming feature From that little creature 609 00:42:15,117 --> 00:42:16,493 Is that she's alive 610 00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:18,287 - Overrated - Overblown 611 00:42:18,454 --> 00:42:21,498 Everybody knows That's just a temporary state 612 00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:24,877 Which is cured very quickly When we meet our fate 613 00:42:25,044 --> 00:42:26,587 - Who cares? - Unimportant 614 00:42:26,754 --> 00:42:28,130 - Overrated - Overblown 615 00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:31,550 If only he could see How special you can be 616 00:42:31,717 --> 00:42:36,180 If he only knew The you that we know 617 00:42:41,477 --> 00:42:46,815 If I touch a burning candle I can feel no pain 618 00:42:47,191 --> 00:42:51,237 In the ice or in the sun It's all the same 619 00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:55,658 Yet I feel my heart is aching 620 00:42:56,158 --> 00:42:58,994 Though it doesn't beat, it's breaking 621 00:42:59,161 --> 00:43:01,664 And the pain here that I feel 622 00:43:02,122 --> 00:43:04,375 Try and tell me it's not real 623 00:43:05,167 --> 00:43:07,836 I know that I am dead 624 00:43:08,796 --> 00:43:13,259 Yet it seems that I still have Some tears to shed 625 00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:19,556 [SIGHS] 626 00:43:21,225 --> 00:43:22,268 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 627 00:43:22,434 --> 00:43:24,311 VICTORIA: It's true, Mother! 628 00:43:24,478 --> 00:43:27,231 Victor is married to a dead woman. 629 00:43:27,398 --> 00:43:32,194 I saw her. A corpse! Standing right here with Victor. 630 00:43:32,361 --> 00:43:33,904 Victor was in your room? 631 00:43:34,071 --> 00:43:35,447 I have to help him. 632 00:43:35,614 --> 00:43:37,157 The scandal! 633 00:43:37,324 --> 00:43:41,161 Come sit in your chair, dearie. You're shaking like a leaf. 634 00:43:41,328 --> 00:43:43,372 Let Hilde fetch you a blanket. 635 00:43:43,539 --> 00:43:46,917 Fetch her a straitjacket! She's completely mad! 636 00:43:47,084 --> 00:43:48,961 Come, Hildegarde. 637 00:43:53,549 --> 00:43:55,092 [DOOR LOCKS] 638 00:43:58,220 --> 00:44:00,889 [THUNDER CRASHES] 639 00:44:08,856 --> 00:44:10,482 [GASPS] 640 00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:19,533 [GRUNTING] 641 00:44:20,284 --> 00:44:21,493 [FABRIC RIPPING] 642 00:44:22,244 --> 00:44:25,164 MAUDELINE: Finis, come to bed at once. 643 00:44:29,626 --> 00:44:30,836 [MUTTERING] 644 00:44:31,003 --> 00:44:32,671 Oh! 645 00:44:38,635 --> 00:44:41,388 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 646 00:44:45,934 --> 00:44:48,896 What in heaven's name? 647 00:44:51,482 --> 00:44:54,485 Who could that be at this hour? 648 00:44:56,028 --> 00:44:57,279 Miss Everglot. 649 00:44:57,738 --> 00:45:01,992 What are you doing here? You should be at home, prostrate with grief. 650 00:45:02,159 --> 00:45:04,870 Pastor Galswells, I have to ask you something. 651 00:45:05,037 --> 00:45:08,457 - This is most irregular. - Please, I beg of you. 652 00:45:08,624 --> 00:45:13,128 You are the only one in the village who knows of what awaits beyond the grave. 653 00:45:13,295 --> 00:45:16,006 A grim topic for a bride-to-be. 654 00:45:16,298 --> 00:45:21,136 It is a bride I fear, which is why I must know: 655 00:45:21,678 --> 00:45:23,889 Can the living marry the dead? 656 00:45:24,139 --> 00:45:26,934 What on earth are you speaking about? 657 00:45:27,101 --> 00:45:30,062 Please, it's Victor. He's married to a corpse. 658 00:45:30,479 --> 00:45:32,731 He has a corpse bride! 659 00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:36,610 There must be some way to undo what's been done. 660 00:45:37,194 --> 00:45:38,779 Hmm. 661 00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:41,990 I believe I know the thing to do. 662 00:45:42,658 --> 00:45:43,992 Come with me. 663 00:45:46,829 --> 00:45:49,331 Victoria? Where are your corsets? 664 00:45:49,498 --> 00:45:53,168 She's speaking in tongues. Of unholy alliances. 665 00:45:53,335 --> 00:45:55,629 Her mind has come undone, I fear. 666 00:45:55,796 --> 00:45:57,923 It's not true! Let me go! Let me go! 667 00:45:58,090 --> 00:46:02,803 Thank you, Pastor Galswells. Thank you so very much. 668 00:46:03,429 --> 00:46:04,763 Take her to her room! 669 00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:07,349 No, I'm telling the truth. 670 00:46:07,516 --> 00:46:09,393 Victor needs my help. 671 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,812 Hildegarde, you believe me, don't you? 672 00:46:11,979 --> 00:46:14,898 - Mother, Father, please. - Seal the doors... 673 00:46:15,065 --> 00:46:19,528 ...and bar the windows. See to it that she doesn't escape again. 674 00:46:20,112 --> 00:46:24,116 VICTORIA: He needs our help! Oh, let me go! Let me go! 675 00:46:24,283 --> 00:46:28,328 Will the mortification never cease? 676 00:46:28,495 --> 00:46:31,707 It will be years before we can show ourselves in public again. 677 00:46:31,874 --> 00:46:33,125 What shall we do? 678 00:46:33,292 --> 00:46:36,920 We shall continue as planned, with or without Vincent. 679 00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:39,381 - Victor. - Whatever. 680 00:46:39,548 --> 00:46:44,261 For that boy to toss aside a young woman like Victoria... 681 00:46:44,428 --> 00:46:46,472 ...it's positively criminal. 682 00:46:46,638 --> 00:46:50,851 Why, if I had a woman like your daughter on my arm... 683 00:46:51,018 --> 00:46:55,606 ...I would lavish her with riches befitting royalty. 684 00:46:55,772 --> 00:46:59,443 Your lady wife is a most fortunate woman. 685 00:46:59,610 --> 00:47:02,488 Alas, I am not married. 686 00:47:02,654 --> 00:47:04,531 I was betrothed some years ago... 687 00:47:04,698 --> 00:47:08,619 ...but tragedy snatched my young bride away. 688 00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:12,873 When one lives alone, wealth counts for naught. 689 00:47:14,208 --> 00:47:15,876 Oh. 690 00:47:20,964 --> 00:47:24,885 Marvelous news, Victoria, there'll be a wedding after all. 691 00:47:25,052 --> 00:47:26,345 You found him? 692 00:47:26,512 --> 00:47:29,973 Make haste, my dear, our relatives will arrive at any moment. 693 00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:33,602 We must have you looking presentable for Lord Barkis. 694 00:47:33,769 --> 00:47:35,437 [GASPS] [IRON BAR THUDS] 695 00:47:35,604 --> 00:47:36,897 Lord Barkis? 696 00:47:37,064 --> 00:47:38,607 He will make a fine husband. 697 00:47:38,774 --> 00:47:42,110 Aye. A fortuitous turn of events indeed. 698 00:47:42,277 --> 00:47:44,530 A far better prospect this time. 699 00:47:44,696 --> 00:47:48,408 But I do not love him. You cannot make me do this. 700 00:47:48,575 --> 00:47:51,453 - We must. - Please, I beg of you. 701 00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:53,038 There must be another way. 702 00:47:53,205 --> 00:47:55,123 Without your marriage to Lord Barkis... 703 00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:57,793 ...we shall be forced, penniless, into the street. 704 00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,419 We are destitute. 705 00:47:59,836 --> 00:48:01,547 But Victor.... 706 00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:04,258 Victor Van Dort has gone, child. 707 00:48:04,424 --> 00:48:07,469 You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow. 708 00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:12,391 - According to plan. - According to plan. 709 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,740 [CHUCKLING] 710 00:48:41,128 --> 00:48:44,798 Oh, my dear. Oh, don't look at me that way. 711 00:48:44,965 --> 00:48:49,303 You have only to suffer this union until death do us part. 712 00:48:49,636 --> 00:48:53,307 And that will come sooner than you think. 713 00:48:56,602 --> 00:48:58,562 NELL: Oh, it's almost dawn! Where could he be? 714 00:48:58,729 --> 00:49:01,815 Victor Van Dort elopes with corpse! 715 00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:05,694 Heartbroken bride to wed wealthy newcomer! 716 00:49:05,861 --> 00:49:08,530 Wealthy newcomer? It cannot be. 717 00:49:08,697 --> 00:49:10,449 Did he say corpse? 718 00:49:10,616 --> 00:49:13,201 Oh, don't be ridiculous. What corpse would marry our Victor? 719 00:49:13,368 --> 00:49:14,786 [MAYHEW COUGHING] 720 00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:20,626 Oh, Mayhew! Silence that blasted coughing. 721 00:49:21,209 --> 00:49:25,339 [COUGHING AND WHEEZING] 722 00:49:28,759 --> 00:49:31,261 [GASPING] 723 00:49:34,514 --> 00:49:36,558 [THUDS] 724 00:49:37,184 --> 00:49:39,770 NELL: Mayhew, are you trying to kill us? 725 00:49:39,936 --> 00:49:42,230 I think he's trying to kill us. 726 00:49:56,953 --> 00:49:59,122 [SIGHS] 727 00:50:02,084 --> 00:50:05,712 [PIANO PLAYING] 728 00:50:21,395 --> 00:50:22,729 I... 729 00:50:23,939 --> 00:50:25,774 ...think you dropped this. 730 00:50:32,072 --> 00:50:34,241 [SIGHS] 731 00:50:34,908 --> 00:50:36,243 I'm sorry. 732 00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:40,372 I'm sorry I lied to you about wanting to see my parents. 733 00:50:40,664 --> 00:50:44,876 It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite, well... 734 00:50:47,504 --> 00:50:49,172 ...according to plan. 735 00:51:52,319 --> 00:51:54,404 [EMILY GIGGLES] 736 00:51:54,738 --> 00:51:56,364 Pardon my enthusiasm. 737 00:51:56,698 --> 00:51:58,742 I like your enthusiasm. 738 00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:02,454 [BELL RINGING] 739 00:52:03,371 --> 00:52:06,875 - New arrival! New arrival! - Lights up! 740 00:52:10,337 --> 00:52:11,713 Hurry up, boys! Vite, vite. 741 00:52:12,297 --> 00:52:14,508 Bonjour! Bienvenue! 742 00:52:14,674 --> 00:52:16,301 Drinks for everyone. 743 00:52:16,468 --> 00:52:17,552 Another pint, sir? 744 00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:19,763 - No, no. Just a half. - No, no. Just a half. 745 00:52:19,930 --> 00:52:21,306 [WHISTLES] 746 00:52:23,725 --> 00:52:24,851 [GROWLS] 747 00:52:25,018 --> 00:52:27,687 It is impossible to get good help anymore. 748 00:52:27,854 --> 00:52:30,565 Welcoming committee, coming through! Coming through! 749 00:52:30,732 --> 00:52:35,570 - My name's Plum. Miss Plum. - Mayhew? 750 00:52:37,072 --> 00:52:39,491 Mayhew! How nice to see-- 751 00:52:39,825 --> 00:52:41,243 [GASPS] 752 00:52:41,743 --> 00:52:42,911 I'm so sorry. 753 00:52:43,078 --> 00:52:47,457 Oh, yeah. Actually, though, I feel great. 754 00:52:47,624 --> 00:52:49,376 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 755 00:52:49,543 --> 00:52:53,421 Hurry up, boys. Can you not see the gentleman is parched? 756 00:52:54,339 --> 00:52:57,259 VICTOR: Mayhew, I have to get back. 757 00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:59,970 They all must be worried sick. How is everyone? 758 00:53:00,136 --> 00:53:04,099 Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to. 759 00:53:04,266 --> 00:53:06,476 Oh, and Miss Victoria.... 760 00:53:06,643 --> 00:53:08,228 Yes? Yes, how is she? 761 00:53:08,395 --> 00:53:11,314 Well, she's getting married this evening. 762 00:53:11,481 --> 00:53:13,483 What? Married to who? 763 00:53:13,650 --> 00:53:17,320 Some newcomer, Lord Somebody-or-Other. 764 00:53:17,487 --> 00:53:18,822 But that's impossible! 765 00:53:18,989 --> 00:53:21,157 Yeah, with you gone and all.... 766 00:53:21,324 --> 00:53:23,702 I guess they didn't wanna waste the cake. 767 00:53:23,869 --> 00:53:25,370 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 768 00:53:25,579 --> 00:53:26,621 [SIGHS] 769 00:53:26,788 --> 00:53:27,831 But how could she? 770 00:53:27,998 --> 00:53:30,834 [DRUNKENLY] Women, you can't live with them. 771 00:53:31,001 --> 00:53:33,295 You can't live with-- Hiccup! 772 00:53:33,461 --> 00:53:34,671 [BONES CLATTER] 773 00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:40,343 Time to pick up the pieces and-- You know, and move on, I suppose. 774 00:53:41,469 --> 00:53:43,597 Speaking of picking up the pieces? 775 00:53:47,017 --> 00:53:50,312 Victor? Where are you going? 776 00:53:53,481 --> 00:53:58,320 Miss Victoria, we must leave for the church now. 777 00:53:58,695 --> 00:54:02,157 Yesterday I thought my wedding would be happy. 778 00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:06,369 Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide, pulled out to sea. 779 00:54:06,536 --> 00:54:10,248 The sea leads to many places, dearie. 780 00:54:11,166 --> 00:54:14,669 Maybe you'll land somewhere better. 781 00:54:20,508 --> 00:54:25,055 With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. 782 00:54:25,555 --> 00:54:28,558 [FINIS CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY] 783 00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:36,775 With this ring, I ask you to be mine. 784 00:54:40,570 --> 00:54:45,200 I now pronounce you man and wife. 785 00:54:45,784 --> 00:54:47,744 Oh, oh, dear. 786 00:54:48,620 --> 00:54:50,080 [BLOWS NOSE] 787 00:54:50,580 --> 00:54:53,375 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 788 00:54:58,380 --> 00:55:00,256 [SIGHS] 789 00:55:03,718 --> 00:55:05,637 I'm too late. 790 00:55:09,891 --> 00:55:12,394 EMILY: Oh, Mrs. Plum, what am I to do? 791 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:16,773 He just walked off without saying a word. Are all men like this? 792 00:55:16,940 --> 00:55:19,818 Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright. 793 00:55:19,985 --> 00:55:21,903 They get something stuck in their heads... 794 00:55:22,070 --> 00:55:24,614 ...and you can't do a thing with them. 795 00:55:25,615 --> 00:55:28,076 My dear, we have to talk. 796 00:55:28,243 --> 00:55:30,578 Let me tell her, please. Let me tell her. 797 00:55:30,745 --> 00:55:32,580 - Heh, heh, heh. - What? 798 00:55:32,747 --> 00:55:35,792 There is a complication with your marriage. 799 00:55:36,292 --> 00:55:37,794 I don't understand. 800 00:55:37,961 --> 00:55:42,424 The vows are binding only until death do you part. 801 00:55:42,799 --> 00:55:44,092 What are you saying? 802 00:55:44,801 --> 00:55:47,554 Death has already parted you. 803 00:55:47,721 --> 00:55:48,763 [GASPS] 804 00:55:48,930 --> 00:55:50,598 If he finds out, he'll leave. 805 00:55:50,765 --> 00:55:52,809 There must be something you can do. 806 00:55:52,976 --> 00:55:55,770 Well, there is one way. 807 00:55:55,937 --> 00:55:57,814 Oh, please, please, let me tell her. 808 00:55:57,981 --> 00:56:01,026 It requires the greatest sacrifice. 809 00:56:01,609 --> 00:56:04,988 - Go on, get to the good part. - What is it? 810 00:56:05,155 --> 00:56:07,866 - We have to kill him! - What? 811 00:56:08,033 --> 00:56:12,787 Victor would have to give up the life he had forever. 812 00:56:13,163 --> 00:56:17,000 He would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living... 813 00:56:17,167 --> 00:56:20,462 ...and drink from the wine of ages. 814 00:56:21,296 --> 00:56:22,547 Poison! 815 00:56:22,797 --> 00:56:25,967 This would stop his heart forever. 816 00:56:26,134 --> 00:56:29,387 Only then would he be free to give it to you. 817 00:56:32,474 --> 00:56:35,018 I could never ask him. 818 00:56:37,479 --> 00:56:39,314 VICTOR: You don't have to. 819 00:56:41,816 --> 00:56:43,109 I'll do it. 820 00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:46,488 My boy, if you choose this path... 821 00:56:46,654 --> 00:56:49,491 ...you may never return to the world above. 822 00:56:49,657 --> 00:56:51,242 Do you understand? 823 00:56:54,662 --> 00:56:56,664 I do. 824 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,876 Gather round. Gather round, everybody. 825 00:57:03,630 --> 00:57:06,174 We've decided to do this thing properly. 826 00:57:06,341 --> 00:57:08,760 So grab what you can and follow us. 827 00:57:08,927 --> 00:57:11,513 We're moving this wedding party upstairs. 828 00:57:11,679 --> 00:57:15,850 Upstairs? I didn't know we had an upstairs. 829 00:57:16,017 --> 00:57:18,561 - Sounds creepy. - Let's go! 830 00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:22,065 A wedding, a wedding We're going to have a wedding 831 00:57:24,734 --> 00:57:26,903 Hold on, Victor. 832 00:57:27,070 --> 00:57:30,281 You can't get married looking like that. 833 00:57:30,448 --> 00:57:33,743 The spiders think you're very cute But goodness knows you need a suit 834 00:57:33,910 --> 00:57:37,789 But have no fears, we're quite adept We'll have you looking lovely, lovely 835 00:57:37,956 --> 00:57:40,333 Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely yet 836 00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:44,337 A little stitch, a little tuck Some tender loving care 837 00:57:44,504 --> 00:57:47,632 A little thread will fix you up And we've got plenty as you see 838 00:57:47,799 --> 00:57:51,177 And personally guarantee Our quality repairs 839 00:57:51,344 --> 00:57:54,764 A little here, I'll fix the mess We're going to do our very best 840 00:57:54,931 --> 00:57:57,559 When everybody sees you They will all be quite impressed 841 00:57:57,725 --> 00:58:01,604 They will all be quite impressed 842 00:58:01,771 --> 00:58:03,481 A wedding, we're going to have 843 00:58:03,648 --> 00:58:06,734 A wedding cake is no mistake It must be quite sublime 844 00:58:06,901 --> 00:58:08,653 - We're missing something - Try some dust 845 00:58:08,820 --> 00:58:10,155 I wish I had more time 846 00:58:10,321 --> 00:58:13,241 Perhaps there's something I can do These bones might help a bit 847 00:58:13,408 --> 00:58:15,243 - Oh, my nose. - Sorry. 848 00:58:15,410 --> 00:58:16,661 Wait a minute, that's it 849 00:58:16,828 --> 00:58:18,246 - A little of that - A little of this 850 00:58:18,413 --> 00:58:20,081 The perfect cake is hard to miss 851 00:58:20,290 --> 00:58:22,584 A wedding, a wedding We're going to have 852 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,043 A wedding 853 00:58:24,210 --> 00:58:25,837 Huzzah, huzzah 854 00:58:26,004 --> 00:58:28,548 We're going to have a wedding A wedding 855 00:58:29,174 --> 00:58:34,888 Let's all give out a cheer 'cause The bride is getting married today 856 00:58:35,054 --> 00:58:36,097 SKELETONS: Hurray! 857 00:58:36,264 --> 00:58:39,184 One thing you can surely say Is we will stand beside 858 00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:42,270 Until the end we will defend Our one and only bride 859 00:58:42,437 --> 00:58:45,607 Our bride-to-be, our bride-to-be Our lovely Corpse Bride 860 00:58:45,773 --> 00:58:47,609 Huzzah! Hooray! Huzzah! Hooray! 861 00:58:47,775 --> 00:58:51,988 Our bride is getting married today 862 00:58:52,155 --> 00:58:54,199 - Oh, there she is. - Here she comes. 863 00:58:59,412 --> 00:59:03,082 Oh, oh, the bride is here 864 00:59:03,249 --> 00:59:07,045 She's waited for this day For many a year 865 00:59:07,212 --> 00:59:11,382 For this day, for this day Our hopes and our pride 866 00:59:11,549 --> 00:59:17,764 The bride is here Here comes the bride 867 00:59:17,972 --> 00:59:21,935 Here comes the bride Here comes the bride 868 00:59:22,143 --> 00:59:26,105 For this day, for this day Will last forever 869 00:59:26,272 --> 00:59:30,068 And all of her friends Will work together 870 00:59:30,235 --> 00:59:33,947 To make it the perfect day She's always dreamed 871 00:59:34,113 --> 00:59:41,329 Our hopes and our pride Our bride, our lovely bride 872 00:59:41,996 --> 00:59:44,749 We're going to have a party Like nobody's ever seen 873 00:59:44,916 --> 00:59:48,628 The living in the land above Will not know where they've been 874 00:59:48,795 --> 00:59:55,426 The land above The party of the bride 875 00:59:56,261 --> 01:00:02,058 Here comes the bride On this glorious day of days 876 01:00:02,225 --> 01:00:06,980 Up to the land of the living 877 01:00:07,146 --> 01:00:14,946 To celebrate 878 01:00:17,365 --> 01:00:19,867 Oh, dear. 879 01:00:20,326 --> 01:00:23,204 [SNORING] 880 01:00:31,337 --> 01:00:34,716 Quiet down now, everyone. 881 01:00:35,842 --> 01:00:37,802 Mm-hm. 882 01:00:39,220 --> 01:00:40,722 Thank you. 883 01:00:41,723 --> 01:00:46,227 Elegant, cultured, radiant. 884 01:00:46,894 --> 01:00:49,647 Victoria has found a husband... 885 01:00:49,814 --> 01:00:53,985 ...with all these qualities and more. 886 01:00:54,152 --> 01:00:56,738 Serendipity brought us together... 887 01:00:56,904 --> 01:01:01,200 ...and no force on earth could tear us apart. 888 01:01:01,367 --> 01:01:02,452 Oh! 889 01:01:02,660 --> 01:01:04,078 Mm? 890 01:01:12,837 --> 01:01:13,921 [GASPS] 891 01:01:22,764 --> 01:01:24,557 There's an eye in me soup. 892 01:01:24,724 --> 01:01:26,768 [SCREAMING] 893 01:01:28,770 --> 01:01:30,688 - Ooooh! - Oh! Oh! 894 01:01:31,272 --> 01:01:32,315 Aaah! 895 01:01:33,316 --> 01:01:34,400 [SHRIEKS] 896 01:01:34,567 --> 01:01:35,610 Oh, sorry. 897 01:01:39,572 --> 01:01:40,782 [GASPS] 898 01:01:40,948 --> 01:01:42,492 [BARKING] 899 01:01:42,658 --> 01:01:43,868 Fetch me musket! 900 01:01:44,035 --> 01:01:46,162 Fetch your own musket. I'm off! 901 01:01:46,329 --> 01:01:48,581 Coming through. Coming through. 902 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:50,124 [GIGGLING] 903 01:01:50,291 --> 01:01:51,626 [GASPS] 904 01:01:51,834 --> 01:01:56,589 Excuse me, you don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother. 905 01:01:57,882 --> 01:01:59,509 Hey, hold on there. 906 01:02:00,009 --> 01:02:03,554 I love a woman with meat on her bones. Heh, heh, heh. 907 01:02:04,806 --> 01:02:07,350 Finis, who invited these people? 908 01:02:08,309 --> 01:02:10,436 They must be from your side of the family. 909 01:02:10,603 --> 01:02:11,854 Certainly not. 910 01:02:12,021 --> 01:02:15,983 Why, if my Grandfather Everglot could see this, he'd be turning in his grave. 911 01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:18,111 MALE VOICE: Finis. 912 01:02:19,612 --> 01:02:21,823 Where do you keep the spirits? 913 01:02:22,824 --> 01:02:25,576 [SCREAMING] 914 01:02:30,665 --> 01:02:31,874 In other news... 915 01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:34,836 [SHOUTING] ...the dead walk the earth! 916 01:02:35,378 --> 01:02:36,921 [SCREAMING] 917 01:02:39,549 --> 01:02:43,261 Get back! Don't try and sneak up on me! 918 01:02:43,428 --> 01:02:44,887 Get back! 919 01:02:46,264 --> 01:02:48,099 I'll give you such a wallop. 920 01:02:49,142 --> 01:02:50,226 [GASPS] 921 01:02:50,393 --> 01:02:52,019 [WHIMPERS] 922 01:02:59,652 --> 01:03:00,903 No. 923 01:03:01,070 --> 01:03:02,447 Yeah. 924 01:03:02,613 --> 01:03:04,282 [GASPS] 925 01:03:16,919 --> 01:03:18,713 Grandpa? 926 01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:20,798 PEOPLE: Aww.... 927 01:03:20,965 --> 01:03:22,133 Huh? 928 01:03:22,341 --> 01:03:23,885 - Bounder! - Sweetie pie. 929 01:03:24,051 --> 01:03:25,470 - Monster. - Buttercup. 930 01:03:25,636 --> 01:03:27,430 - Cad! - Gertrude! 931 01:03:27,889 --> 01:03:29,432 Alfred? 932 01:03:29,807 --> 01:03:30,933 Oh? 933 01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:34,020 You've been dead for 15 years. 934 01:03:34,187 --> 01:03:38,065 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. 935 01:03:38,232 --> 01:03:39,984 Ethel! 936 01:03:50,328 --> 01:03:52,121 Wait. That's it. 937 01:03:52,288 --> 01:03:55,708 We're going to take whatever money we can and get out of here. 938 01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:58,294 Money? What money? 939 01:03:58,461 --> 01:04:00,838 Your dowry. It's my right! 940 01:04:01,005 --> 01:04:03,007 But my parents don't have any money. 941 01:04:03,174 --> 01:04:07,887 It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse. 942 01:04:08,054 --> 01:04:10,139 Th-- The poorhouse? 943 01:04:10,598 --> 01:04:14,435 You're lying. It isn't true. Tell me that you're lying! 944 01:04:14,602 --> 01:04:18,439 Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis? 945 01:04:18,606 --> 01:04:23,402 Well, perhaps in disappointment we are perfectly matched. 946 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,160 [GROWLS] 947 01:04:31,786 --> 01:04:33,496 [GASPS] 948 01:04:42,213 --> 01:04:45,007 GALSWELLS: Be gone, ye demons from hell! 949 01:04:45,174 --> 01:04:49,262 Back to the void from whence you came! 950 01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:51,222 You shall not enter here. 951 01:04:51,389 --> 01:04:53,975 Back, back! 952 01:04:54,141 --> 01:04:56,352 Keep it down, we're in a church. 953 01:04:56,519 --> 01:04:58,437 Evening. 954 01:04:59,272 --> 01:05:03,693 [ORGAN PLAYING "HERE COMES THE BRIDE"] 955 01:05:34,932 --> 01:05:37,226 Dearly beloved and departed... 956 01:05:37,393 --> 01:05:43,107 ...we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse in marriage. 957 01:05:43,399 --> 01:05:44,525 [GASPS] 958 01:05:46,444 --> 01:05:48,821 - Victor? - Shh! 959 01:05:50,364 --> 01:05:51,866 Living first. 960 01:05:53,909 --> 01:05:55,494 With this hand... 961 01:05:56,245 --> 01:05:58,748 ...I will lift your sorrows. 962 01:06:00,374 --> 01:06:02,627 Your cup will never empty... 963 01:06:03,169 --> 01:06:05,171 ...for I will be your wine. 964 01:06:06,047 --> 01:06:07,340 Now you. 965 01:06:12,511 --> 01:06:14,555 With this hand... 966 01:06:14,722 --> 01:06:17,058 ...I will lift your sorrows. 967 01:06:18,559 --> 01:06:21,729 Your cup will never empty. 968 01:06:23,481 --> 01:06:25,524 For I will be.... 969 01:06:31,113 --> 01:06:32,823 I will be.... 970 01:06:34,742 --> 01:06:36,369 Go on, my dear. 971 01:06:36,952 --> 01:06:38,746 Your cup... 972 01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:41,499 ...will never empty... 973 01:06:43,709 --> 01:06:45,628 ...for I will be.... 974 01:06:47,755 --> 01:06:49,965 I will be your wine. 975 01:06:54,595 --> 01:06:56,222 She's having second thoughts. 976 01:06:59,308 --> 01:07:00,434 I can't. 977 01:07:01,102 --> 01:07:02,770 What's wrong? 978 01:07:04,105 --> 01:07:05,898 This is wrong. 979 01:07:07,108 --> 01:07:09,235 I was a bride. 980 01:07:09,694 --> 01:07:12,279 My dreams were taken from me. 981 01:07:13,114 --> 01:07:14,740 Well, now.... 982 01:07:15,241 --> 01:07:18,285 Now I've stolen them from someone else. 983 01:07:19,036 --> 01:07:21,539 I love you, Victor. 984 01:07:22,832 --> 01:07:25,209 But you're not mine. 985 01:07:30,589 --> 01:07:31,841 Victoria! 986 01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:37,346 [CROWD GASPS] 987 01:07:46,647 --> 01:07:49,817 BARKIS: Oh, how touching. 988 01:07:49,984 --> 01:07:52,778 I always cry at weddings. 989 01:07:54,071 --> 01:07:58,409 Our young lovers together at last. 990 01:07:58,576 --> 01:08:02,538 Surely now they can live happily ever after. 991 01:08:03,581 --> 01:08:05,207 But you forget... 992 01:08:05,416 --> 01:08:07,501 ...she's still my wife! 993 01:08:07,668 --> 01:08:10,337 I'll not leave here empty-handed! 994 01:08:11,672 --> 01:08:12,840 You? 995 01:08:15,843 --> 01:08:17,261 Emily? 996 01:08:17,428 --> 01:08:18,637 You! 997 01:08:18,804 --> 01:08:21,807 But-- But-- I left you. 998 01:08:22,892 --> 01:08:23,976 [WHISPERS] For dead. 999 01:08:24,185 --> 01:08:25,853 [CROWD GASPS] 1000 01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:27,354 BARKIS: This woman is obviously delusional! 1001 01:08:27,521 --> 01:08:29,273 [GROWLS] 1002 01:08:35,029 --> 01:08:38,324 Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way. 1003 01:08:38,491 --> 01:08:40,868 Take your hands off her. 1004 01:08:41,869 --> 01:08:44,663 Do I have to kill you too? 1005 01:08:44,830 --> 01:08:45,873 [CRUNCH] 1006 01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:47,124 BARKIS: Aargh! 1007 01:08:48,042 --> 01:08:51,045 Victor, catch! 1008 01:08:51,712 --> 01:08:53,214 Sorry. 1009 01:09:02,097 --> 01:09:03,265 [BARKIS YELPS] 1010 01:09:03,849 --> 01:09:05,726 Ah, sacrebleu! 1011 01:09:07,812 --> 01:09:10,189 I say, you're not playing fair, sir. 1012 01:09:21,450 --> 01:09:23,828 [GRUNTING] 1013 01:09:39,218 --> 01:09:40,761 [GASPS] 1014 01:09:42,304 --> 01:09:44,515 [STABS FLESH] 1015 01:09:52,022 --> 01:09:53,941 Touché, my dear. 1016 01:09:54,525 --> 01:09:55,860 Get out. 1017 01:09:56,610 --> 01:09:59,405 Oh, I'm leaving. 1018 01:10:00,197 --> 01:10:02,867 [CHUCKLES] 1019 01:10:03,909 --> 01:10:06,912 But first a toast. To Emily. 1020 01:10:07,079 --> 01:10:11,500 Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. 1021 01:10:11,959 --> 01:10:13,627 Tell me, my dear... 1022 01:10:13,794 --> 01:10:18,674 ...can a heart still break once it's stopped beating? Hm? 1023 01:10:19,383 --> 01:10:20,676 [CHUCKLING] 1024 01:10:20,885 --> 01:10:22,344 Let me at him! Let me at him! 1025 01:10:22,511 --> 01:10:24,096 - No, don't hold me back. - Wait. 1026 01:10:25,347 --> 01:10:27,975 We must abide by their rules. 1027 01:10:28,142 --> 01:10:31,353 We are amongst the living. 1028 01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:33,397 Well said. 1029 01:10:38,652 --> 01:10:39,945 Ah! 1030 01:10:40,112 --> 01:10:41,405 [CUP CLATTERS] 1031 01:10:45,868 --> 01:10:48,329 [GASPS, GAGGING] 1032 01:10:49,330 --> 01:10:51,290 Not anymore. 1033 01:10:54,835 --> 01:10:57,129 Yep, you're right. He's all yours. 1034 01:10:57,296 --> 01:10:59,590 [CACKLING] 1035 01:10:59,798 --> 01:11:02,718 [SHRIEKING] 1036 01:11:09,058 --> 01:11:11,143 New arrival. 1037 01:11:17,816 --> 01:11:21,779 Oh, Victor, I never thought I'd see you again. 1038 01:11:29,119 --> 01:11:30,621 Wait. 1039 01:11:31,372 --> 01:11:33,624 I made a promise. 1040 01:11:36,335 --> 01:11:38,921 You kept your promise. 1041 01:11:39,755 --> 01:11:41,715 You set me free. 1042 01:11:52,559 --> 01:11:55,604 Now I can do the same for you. 1043 01:12:29,304 --> 01:12:30,806 [GASPS] 1044 01:12:33,183 --> 01:12:34,393 [CHUCKLES] 1045 01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:35,602 [GASPS] 1046 01:12:54,496 --> 01:12:57,207 [SIGHS] 1047 01:17:05,205 --> 01:17:07,207 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 1048 01:17:07,374 --> 01:17:09,376 [ENGLISH SDH]