1 00:01:52,293 --> 00:01:54,057 -Good morning. -Good morning. 2 00:01:55,430 --> 00:02:01,801 Here ye, here ye, 10 minutes to go till Van Dort's wedding rehearsal. 3 00:02:18,084 --> 00:02:19,517 Watch it! 4 00:02:27,761 --> 00:02:30,594 -It's a beautiful day -It's a rather nice day 5 00:02:30,766 --> 00:02:32,924 A day for a glorious wedding 6 00:02:33,099 --> 00:02:35,863 A rehearsal, my dear To be perfectly clear 7 00:02:36,036 --> 00:02:38,436 A rehearsal for a glorious wedding 8 00:02:38,605 --> 00:02:41,540 Assuming nothing happens That we don 't really know 9 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:44,108 That nothing unexpected Interferes with the show 10 00:02:44,277 --> 00:02:46,677 And that's why everything Every last little thing 11 00:02:46,947 --> 00:02:51,679 Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing Must go 12 00:02:51,851 --> 00:02:54,753 -According to plan -Our son will be married 13 00:02:54,921 --> 00:02:57,016 -According to plan -Our family carried 14 00:02:57,191 --> 00:03:00,991 Elevated to the heights of society 15 00:03:01,293 --> 00:03:03,785 -To the costume balls -In the hallowed halls 16 00:03:03,963 --> 00:03:06,124 Rubbing elbows with the finest 17 00:03:06,299 --> 00:03:08,927 Having crumpets with Her Highness 18 00:03:09,369 --> 00:03:11,894 We'll be there, we'll be seen Having tea with the queen 19 00:03:12,072 --> 00:03:15,701 We'll forget everything That we've ever, ever been 20 00:03:17,710 --> 00:03:21,077 -Blimey! It's my dress is caught. -Begging your pardon, ma' am. 21 00:03:21,247 --> 00:03:24,704 -Come on, dear. -It's not me. It's my dress is caught. 22 00:03:24,884 --> 00:03:27,716 Where is Victor? We might be late. 23 00:03:32,692 --> 00:03:34,626 Fish merchants. 24 00:03:35,061 --> 00:03:37,757 -It's a terrible day -Now, don 't be that way 25 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:40,456 It's a terrible day for a wedding 26 00:03:40,634 --> 00:03:43,625 It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in 27 00:03:43,803 --> 00:03:47,000 That has led to this ominous wedding 28 00:03:47,173 --> 00:03:49,334 How could our family have come to this? 29 00:03:50,009 --> 00:03:52,500 To marry off our daughter To the nouveau riche 30 00:03:52,679 --> 00:03:54,168 -They're so common -So coarse 31 00:03:54,347 --> 00:03:58,147 -Oh, it couldn't be worse -couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree 32 00:03:58,317 --> 00:04:00,980 They could be land-rich, Bankrupt aristocracy 33 00:04:01,154 --> 00:04:02,553 Without a penny to their name 34 00:04:02,722 --> 00:04:06,123 Just like you and me 35 00:04:06,292 --> 00:04:08,055 Oh, dear. 36 00:04:08,661 --> 00:04:11,528 And that's why everything Every last little thing 37 00:04:11,698 --> 00:04:16,466 Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing Must go 38 00:04:18,906 --> 00:04:21,704 -According to plan -Our daughter will wed 39 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:24,777 -According to plan -Our family led 40 00:04:24,945 --> 00:04:29,746 From the depths of deepest poverty 41 00:04:30,683 --> 00:04:33,676 -To the noble realm -Of our ancestry 42 00:04:33,854 --> 00:04:36,688 And who would have guessed In a million years 43 00:04:36,857 --> 00:04:40,054 -That our daughter with a face -Of an otter in disgrace 44 00:04:40,227 --> 00:04:44,756 Would provide our ticket To a rightful place 45 00:04:51,272 --> 00:04:52,638 Oh, Hildegarde. 46 00:04:52,807 --> 00:04:56,436 What if Victor and l don't like each other? 47 00:04:57,479 --> 00:05:00,073 As if that has anything to do with marriage. 48 00:05:00,248 --> 00:05:03,876 Do you suppose your father and l like each other? 49 00:05:04,051 --> 00:05:05,575 Surely you must a little? 50 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,686 -Of course not. -Of course not. 51 00:05:07,854 --> 00:05:09,789 Get those corsets laced properly. 52 00:05:09,957 --> 00:05:12,825 I can hear you speak without gasping. 53 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:21,498 You've certainly hooked a winner this time, Victor. 54 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:25,436 -Now, all you have to do is reel her in. -I'm already reeling, Mother. 55 00:05:25,607 --> 00:05:28,734 Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something? 56 00:05:28,909 --> 00:05:32,241 Oh, nonsense! We're every bit as good as the Everglots. 57 00:05:32,414 --> 00:05:36,782 I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life. 58 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:39,248 But I've never even spoken to her. 59 00:05:39,421 --> 00:05:42,015 Well, at least we have that in our favor. 60 00:05:43,157 --> 00:05:46,183 Mayhew! Silence that blasted coughing. 61 00:05:51,633 --> 00:05:55,194 Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tat. 62 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:58,138 You'd think a lifetime watching us.... 63 00:05:58,306 --> 00:06:01,001 Might have taught her that 64 00:06:01,176 --> 00:06:04,304 -Might have taught her that -Everything must be perfect 65 00:06:04,479 --> 00:06:07,311 -Everything must be perfect -Everything must be perfect 66 00:06:07,482 --> 00:06:09,143 Perfect That's why everything 67 00:06:09,316 --> 00:06:10,715 Every last little thing 68 00:06:10,885 --> 00:06:15,049 Every single, tiny, microscopic little thing Must go 69 00:06:15,222 --> 00:06:19,182 According to plan 70 00:06:21,395 --> 00:06:22,885 Look at the way you're standing. 71 00:06:23,063 --> 00:06:25,828 You look like you got rickets or something.... 72 00:06:33,842 --> 00:06:39,575 Oh, my goodness. Oh, such grandeur! Such impeccable taste! 73 00:06:39,748 --> 00:06:41,611 Oh, beautiful, innit? 74 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,378 It's not as big as our place, dear. 75 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:51,256 -Bit shabby really, isn't it? -Shut up. 76 00:06:51,426 --> 00:06:54,188 Lord and Lady Everglot... 77 00:06:54,361 --> 00:06:58,025 ...Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort. 78 00:06:58,198 --> 00:07:00,688 Why, you must be Miss Victoria. 79 00:07:01,335 --> 00:07:05,568 Yes, I must say, you don't look a day over 20. No. Oh, yes. 80 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,371 Smile, darling, smile. 81 00:07:13,948 --> 00:07:18,510 Well, hello. What a pleasure. Welcome to our home. 82 00:07:19,054 --> 00:07:20,282 Thank you. 83 00:07:20,455 --> 00:07:23,787 We'll be taking tea in the west drawing room. 84 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:27,820 Oh, do come this way, it's just through there. 85 00:07:27,996 --> 00:07:32,227 Oh, I love what you've done with the place. Who is your decorator? 86 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,424 Nice tiles, shame about the drapes. 87 00:07:34,602 --> 00:07:38,094 My husband says such foolish things. Ignore him. 88 00:07:38,604 --> 00:07:40,698 Yes, it's usually best. 89 00:09:09,129 --> 00:09:12,690 -Do forgive me. -You play beautifully. 90 00:09:12,867 --> 00:09:18,133 I-- I-- I do apologize, Miss Everglot. How rude of me to-- Well.... 91 00:09:18,873 --> 00:09:20,363 Excuse me. 92 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:24,073 Mother won't let me near the piano. 93 00:09:24,813 --> 00:09:28,078 Music is improper for a young lady. 94 00:09:28,248 --> 00:09:29,806 Too passionate, she says. 95 00:09:29,984 --> 00:09:34,785 If I may ask, Miss Everglot... 96 00:09:34,955 --> 00:09:37,253 ...where is your chaperon? 97 00:09:37,791 --> 00:09:42,126 Perhaps, in-- In view of the circumstances... 98 00:09:42,696 --> 00:09:45,460 ...you could call me Victoria. 99 00:09:45,934 --> 00:09:47,594 Yes, of course. Well.... 100 00:09:48,402 --> 00:09:51,839 -Victoria.... -Yes, Victor. 101 00:09:53,074 --> 00:09:55,735 Tomorrow, we are to be m-- 102 00:09:57,344 --> 00:09:58,676 M-- M-- 103 00:09:59,113 --> 00:10:03,243 -Married. -Yes. Married. 104 00:10:04,686 --> 00:10:08,747 Since I was a child, I've-- I've dreamt of my wedding day. 105 00:10:09,357 --> 00:10:12,291 I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. 106 00:10:12,826 --> 00:10:15,660 Someone to spend the rest of my life with. 107 00:10:16,196 --> 00:10:18,994 -Silly, isn't it? -Yes, silly. 108 00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:22,469 No. No, not at all, no. 109 00:10:23,104 --> 00:10:25,628 Oh, dear. I'm sorry. 110 00:10:31,579 --> 00:10:34,241 What impropriety is this? 111 00:10:34,415 --> 00:10:36,406 You shouldn't be alone together. 112 00:10:36,584 --> 00:10:41,112 Here it is, one minute before 5, and you're not at the rehearsal. 113 00:10:41,289 --> 00:10:45,748 Pastor Galswells is waiting. Come at once. 114 00:10:48,463 --> 00:10:51,364 Master Van Dort, from the beginning. Again. 115 00:10:51,532 --> 00:10:56,800 "With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. 116 00:10:57,138 --> 00:11:03,008 Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. 117 00:11:03,176 --> 00:11:09,206 With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. 118 00:11:09,383 --> 00:11:14,446 With this ring, I ask you to be mine." 119 00:11:15,790 --> 00:11:19,055 -Let's try it again. -Yes. Yes, sir. 120 00:11:19,227 --> 00:11:21,627 With this candle.... 121 00:11:24,032 --> 00:11:25,863 This candle.... 122 00:11:27,335 --> 00:11:28,961 This candle. 123 00:11:29,804 --> 00:11:33,763 -Shall I get up there and do it for him? -Don't get all aflutter, dear. 124 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:41,708 With this candle.... 125 00:11:43,585 --> 00:11:44,813 Continue! 126 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:49,085 Get the door, Emil. 127 00:11:49,857 --> 00:11:53,485 Let's just pick it up at the candle bit. 128 00:11:55,563 --> 00:11:57,929 A Lord Barkis, sir. 129 00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:04,134 I haven't a head for dates. 130 00:12:04,305 --> 00:12:07,296 Apparently, I'm a day early for the ceremony. 131 00:12:08,508 --> 00:12:12,604 -ls he from your side of the family? -I can't recall. 132 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:15,407 Emil, a seat for Lord Barkis. 133 00:12:20,854 --> 00:12:22,584 Do carry on. 134 00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:28,160 Let's try it again, shall we, Master Van Dort? 135 00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:32,527 -Yes. Yes, sir. Certainly. -Right. 136 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:35,600 Right. Oh, right! 137 00:12:35,770 --> 00:12:39,934 -With this.... This-- -Hand. 138 00:12:40,108 --> 00:12:43,008 With this hand... 139 00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:44,666 ...I-- With-- 140 00:12:44,845 --> 00:12:47,109 Three steps, three! 141 00:12:47,281 --> 00:12:51,741 Can you not count? Do you not wish to be married, Master Van Dort? 142 00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:53,614 -No! No. -You do not? 143 00:12:53,787 --> 00:12:57,781 No! I meant, no, I do not not wish to be married. 144 00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:00,359 That is, I want very much to-- 145 00:13:00,527 --> 00:13:04,794 Pay attention! Have you even remembered to bring the ring? 146 00:13:04,965 --> 00:13:07,594 The ring? Yes. Of course. 147 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,402 -Dropping the ring. -Oh, no, he's dropped the ring! 148 00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:17,305 -This boy doesn't want to get married. -How disgraceful! 149 00:13:17,711 --> 00:13:19,373 Excuse me. Got it! 150 00:13:23,051 --> 00:13:25,281 Out of the way, you ninny. 151 00:13:26,119 --> 00:13:30,783 Oh, dear! Oh, my! Giddy on, there's a woman on fire! Help! Emergency! 152 00:13:32,093 --> 00:13:36,825 -Oh, I hope it doesn't stain. -Stop fanning it, you fool. 153 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:44,763 -Get a bucket, get a bucket. -I'm on my way, dear. Yes. Oh, dear! 154 00:13:52,814 --> 00:13:58,719 Enough! This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared. 155 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:05,849 Young man, learn your vows. 156 00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:24,541 Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he? 157 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:40,988 Oh, Victoria. 158 00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:45,397 She must think I'm such a fool. This day couldn't get any worse. 159 00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:51,664 Hear ye, hear ye! Rehearsal in ruins as Van Dort boy causes chaos! 160 00:14:52,773 --> 00:14:56,733 Fishy fiance could be canned! 161 00:14:56,911 --> 00:15:02,576 Everglots all fired up as Van Dort disaster ruins rehearsal! 162 00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:06,744 It really shouldn't be all that difficult. 163 00:15:06,921 --> 00:15:09,081 It's just a few simple vows. 164 00:15:09,257 --> 00:15:13,318 With this hand, I will take your wine. 165 00:15:13,493 --> 00:15:14,892 No. 166 00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:17,825 With this hand... 167 00:15:17,998 --> 00:15:19,660 ...I will cup your-- 168 00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:21,392 Oh, goodness, no. 169 00:15:23,204 --> 00:15:25,468 With this.... 170 00:15:25,973 --> 00:15:27,531 With this.... 171 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:30,267 With this candle, I will.... 172 00:15:32,013 --> 00:15:33,537 I will.... 173 00:15:34,214 --> 00:15:36,342 I will set your mother on fire. 174 00:15:38,252 --> 00:15:39,946 Oh, it's no use. 175 00:15:52,532 --> 00:15:57,128 With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. 176 00:15:57,305 --> 00:16:01,969 Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. 177 00:16:03,677 --> 00:16:04,940 Mrs. Everglot. 178 00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:07,810 You look ravishing this evening. 179 00:16:08,648 --> 00:16:13,746 What's that, Mr. Everglot? Call you "Dad"? If you insist, sir. 180 00:16:13,921 --> 00:16:18,415 With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. 181 00:16:18,926 --> 00:16:20,586 With this ring... 182 00:16:21,362 --> 00:16:24,956 ...I ask you to be mine. 183 00:17:18,419 --> 00:17:19,612 I do. 184 00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:51,244 You may kiss the bride. 185 00:18:58,285 --> 00:19:01,448 -A new arrival. -He must've fainted. 186 00:19:01,622 --> 00:19:04,420 -Are you all right? -What--? What happened? 187 00:19:04,592 --> 00:19:07,652 By Jove, man. Looks like we've got ourselves a breather. 188 00:19:08,095 --> 00:19:10,961 -Does he have a dead brother? -He's still soft. 189 00:19:13,968 --> 00:19:15,595 A toast, then. 190 00:19:21,307 --> 00:19:22,900 To the newlyweds. 191 00:19:23,076 --> 00:19:24,305 Newlyweds? 192 00:19:25,278 --> 00:19:29,374 In the woods, you said your vows so perfectly. 193 00:19:29,548 --> 00:19:31,142 I did? 194 00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:32,750 I did. 195 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,150 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 196 00:19:37,191 --> 00:19:40,217 Coming through, coming through. 197 00:19:40,393 --> 00:19:43,259 My name is Paul, I am the head waiter. 198 00:19:44,331 --> 00:19:47,391 I will be creating your wedding feast. 199 00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:50,000 Wedding feast! I'm salivating. 200 00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:52,199 Maggots. 201 00:19:55,109 --> 00:19:56,701 Keep away! 202 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:05,347 I've got a-- I've got a dwarf. 203 00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:08,817 And I'm not afraid to use him. I want some questions. Now! 204 00:20:08,989 --> 00:20:12,948 -Answers. I think you mean "answers." -Thank you, yes, answers. 205 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:16,721 I need answers. What's going on here? Where am l? 206 00:20:16,895 --> 00:20:18,023 Who are you? 207 00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:21,566 Well, that's kind of a long story. 208 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,334 What a story it is. 209 00:20:24,505 --> 00:20:28,066 A tragic tale of romance, passion... 210 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,038 ...and murder most foul. 211 00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:31,803 This is gonna be good. 212 00:20:33,913 --> 00:20:35,575 Hit it, boys. 213 00:20:46,227 --> 00:20:49,822 Hey, give me a listen You corpses of cheer 214 00:20:49,997 --> 00:20:52,727 At least those of you Who still got an ear 215 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,698 I'll tell you a story Make a skeleton cry 216 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:59,362 Of our own jubiliciously Lovely Corpse Bride 217 00:20:59,538 --> 00:21:01,940 Die, die, we all pass away 218 00:21:02,109 --> 00:21:04,873 But don 't wear a frown Because it's really okay 219 00:21:05,045 --> 00:21:07,568 You might try and hide And you might try and pray 220 00:21:07,748 --> 00:21:10,842 But we all end up The remains of the day 221 00:21:12,085 --> 00:21:13,417 That's right. 222 00:21:16,257 --> 00:21:19,749 Well, our girl was a beauty Known for miles around 223 00:21:19,927 --> 00:21:22,862 When a mysterious stranger Came into town 224 00:21:23,028 --> 00:21:25,658 He was plenty good-looking But down on his cash 225 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:28,734 And our poor little baby She fell hard and fast 226 00:21:28,903 --> 00:21:31,736 When her daddy said no She just couldn't cope 227 00:21:31,904 --> 00:21:34,466 So our lovers came up With a plan to elope 228 00:21:35,176 --> 00:21:37,610 Die, die, we all pass away 229 00:21:37,778 --> 00:21:40,872 But don 't wear a frown Because it's really okay 230 00:21:41,047 --> 00:21:43,573 You might try and hide And you might try and pray 231 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,913 But we all end up The remains of the day 232 00:22:03,702 --> 00:22:05,192 That's right. 233 00:22:05,739 --> 00:22:09,436 Okay. Oh, yeah. Come on, boys, pick it up. 234 00:22:10,311 --> 00:22:13,371 Yeah. Like it. 235 00:22:13,547 --> 00:22:15,447 Okay, Chancy, take it. 236 00:22:17,683 --> 00:22:18,947 Yeah. 237 00:22:28,595 --> 00:22:30,153 Yeah! 238 00:22:34,101 --> 00:22:36,000 That's nice. 239 00:22:37,805 --> 00:22:40,603 So they conjured up a plan To meet late at night 240 00:22:40,774 --> 00:22:43,140 They told not a soul Kept the whole thing tight 241 00:22:43,308 --> 00:22:45,835 Now, her mother's wedding dress Fit like a glove 242 00:22:46,013 --> 00:22:48,573 You don 't need much When you're really in love 243 00:22:48,749 --> 00:22:51,081 Except for a few things Or so I'm told 244 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:53,845 Like the family jewels And a satchel of gold 245 00:22:54,019 --> 00:22:56,510 Then next to the graveyard By the old oak tree 246 00:22:56,690 --> 00:22:58,952 On a dark foggy night A t a quarter to 3 247 00:22:59,125 --> 00:23:02,562 She was ready to go But where was he? 248 00:23:03,229 --> 00:23:04,561 And then? 249 00:23:04,832 --> 00:23:06,662 -She waited -And then? 250 00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:09,701 -There in the shadows, was it her man? -And then? 251 00:23:09,870 --> 00:23:13,306 -Her little heart beat so loud -And then? 252 00:23:13,774 --> 00:23:17,606 And then, baby, everything went black 253 00:23:18,077 --> 00:23:21,104 Now, when she opened her eyes She was dead as dust 254 00:23:21,282 --> 00:23:24,149 Her jewels were missing And her heart was bust 255 00:23:24,317 --> 00:23:26,878 So she made a vow Lying under that tree 256 00:23:27,054 --> 00:23:29,852 That she'd wait for her true love To come set her free 257 00:23:30,024 --> 00:23:32,855 Always waiting for someone To ask for her hand 258 00:23:33,494 --> 00:23:36,361 Then out of the blue Comes this groovy young man 259 00:23:36,528 --> 00:23:39,259 Who vows forever To be by her side 260 00:23:39,432 --> 00:23:43,267 And that's the story Of our Corpse Bride 261 00:23:43,437 --> 00:23:45,200 Die, die, we all pass away 262 00:23:45,372 --> 00:23:48,134 But don 't wear a frown, Because it's really okay 263 00:23:48,307 --> 00:23:51,105 You might try and hide And you might try and pray 264 00:23:51,278 --> 00:23:56,874 But we all end up The remains of the day 265 00:23:57,351 --> 00:23:58,648 Yeah. 266 00:24:10,331 --> 00:24:12,991 Victoria, come away from the window. 267 00:24:14,268 --> 00:24:16,293 Oh, I'm sure he'll be back shortly. 268 00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:19,667 He's terrified of the dark. In fact, when he was a boy... 269 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,901 ...he used to wet his combinations regularly, didn't he, William? 270 00:24:24,077 --> 00:24:25,270 Enter. 271 00:24:29,149 --> 00:24:33,245 Lord Barkis. I trust the room is to your liking. 272 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:36,980 Thank you, you are a most gracious hostess. 273 00:24:37,157 --> 00:24:43,288 Which is why it pains me to be the bearer of such bad news. 274 00:24:47,432 --> 00:24:51,063 Would you care to repeat tonight's headline for us? 275 00:24:51,238 --> 00:24:53,229 Hear ye, hear ye! 276 00:24:53,538 --> 00:24:57,999 Victor Van Dort seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman! 277 00:24:58,178 --> 00:25:02,638 The dark-haired temptress and Master Van Dort slipped away into the night! 278 00:25:02,816 --> 00:25:04,681 And now, the weather. Scattered showers-- 279 00:25:04,852 --> 00:25:07,318 Enough! That will be all. 280 00:25:10,288 --> 00:25:13,816 Mystery woman? He doesn't even know any women! 281 00:25:13,994 --> 00:25:16,053 Or so you thought. 282 00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:19,330 Do call for me if you need my assistance... 283 00:25:20,701 --> 00:25:22,566 ...in any way. 284 00:25:24,071 --> 00:25:27,006 Good heavens, Finis, what should we do? 285 00:25:27,173 --> 00:25:28,663 Fetch me musket. 286 00:25:28,842 --> 00:25:30,275 William, do something. 287 00:25:30,442 --> 00:25:32,969 The town crier probably just had a slow news day. 288 00:25:33,145 --> 00:25:35,943 You know how it is, you need a little something to cry about. 289 00:25:36,115 --> 00:25:40,610 Regardless, we are one groom short for the wedding tomorrow. 290 00:25:40,787 --> 00:25:43,951 Not to mention the financial implications. 291 00:25:44,124 --> 00:25:46,922 A most scandalous embarrassment for us all. 292 00:25:47,094 --> 00:25:50,528 Oh, give us a chance to find him, we beg of you. 293 00:25:50,697 --> 00:25:54,529 -Just give us until dawn. -Very well. Till dawn. 294 00:25:55,235 --> 00:25:58,692 Victor, darling, where are you? 295 00:25:59,139 --> 00:26:02,802 If you ask me, your boyfriend is kind of jumpy. 296 00:26:02,976 --> 00:26:05,375 He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband. 297 00:26:05,546 --> 00:26:07,979 Victor, where have you gone? 298 00:26:08,315 --> 00:26:10,009 I'll keep an eye out for him. 299 00:26:10,484 --> 00:26:11,471 Victor? 300 00:26:15,721 --> 00:26:18,712 There he goes, there he goes! He's-- He's getting away! 301 00:26:18,892 --> 00:26:20,951 Quick, quick, after him! 302 00:26:21,128 --> 00:26:22,355 Victor. 303 00:26:28,035 --> 00:26:29,024 Thank you. 304 00:26:29,369 --> 00:26:30,768 Victor! 305 00:26:31,305 --> 00:26:33,296 Where are you? 306 00:26:35,307 --> 00:26:36,833 Victor? 307 00:26:37,509 --> 00:26:39,536 Where have you gone? 308 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,640 Married, huh? I'm a widow. 309 00:26:42,816 --> 00:26:45,614 Oh, how rude. He went that way! 310 00:26:47,321 --> 00:26:49,016 Victor. 311 00:26:50,288 --> 00:26:52,053 Victor, darling. 312 00:26:53,594 --> 00:26:57,289 Please. There's been a mistake. I'm not dead. 313 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,798 Excuse me. Excuse me. 314 00:27:04,738 --> 00:27:05,864 -Excuse me. -Excuse me. 315 00:27:06,404 --> 00:27:07,930 -Thank you. -Thank you. 316 00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:10,209 Victor. 317 00:27:12,179 --> 00:27:15,239 -Dead end. -Victor! 318 00:27:15,548 --> 00:27:16,980 Hello! 319 00:27:25,557 --> 00:27:28,084 Could have used the stairs, silly. 320 00:27:30,564 --> 00:27:34,760 Isn't the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. 321 00:27:35,969 --> 00:27:38,231 Well, it would if I had any. 322 00:27:39,907 --> 00:27:42,102 Isn't it romantic? 323 00:27:49,548 --> 00:27:52,779 Look, I am terribly sorry about what's happened to you... 324 00:27:52,952 --> 00:27:56,250 ...and I'd like to help, but I really need to get home. 325 00:27:56,422 --> 00:27:59,585 -This is your home now. -But I don't even know your name. 326 00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:03,218 Well, that's a great way to start a marriage. 327 00:28:03,395 --> 00:28:04,796 Shut up! 328 00:28:06,798 --> 00:28:09,667 -It's Emily. -Emily. 329 00:28:09,835 --> 00:28:13,670 Oh, I almost forgot. I have something for you. 330 00:28:14,641 --> 00:28:16,632 It's a wedding present. 331 00:28:29,756 --> 00:28:31,053 Thank you. 332 00:28:52,979 --> 00:28:54,240 Scraps? 333 00:28:56,650 --> 00:28:58,083 Scraps! 334 00:28:58,652 --> 00:29:00,210 My dog, Scraps! 335 00:29:02,721 --> 00:29:05,691 Oh, Scraps, what a good boy. 336 00:29:05,859 --> 00:29:08,019 I knew you'd be happy to see him. 337 00:29:08,193 --> 00:29:12,393 Who's my good boy? Sit. Sit, Scraps, sit. 338 00:29:12,566 --> 00:29:15,831 Good boy, Scraps. Roll over. Roll over. 339 00:29:16,003 --> 00:29:18,903 Good boy, Scraps. Play dead. 340 00:29:20,673 --> 00:29:22,073 Sorry. 341 00:29:22,508 --> 00:29:24,134 Oh, what a cutie. 342 00:29:24,311 --> 00:29:26,370 You should have seen him with fur. 343 00:29:27,212 --> 00:29:30,081 Mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this. 344 00:29:30,249 --> 00:29:33,686 But then again, she never approved of anything. 345 00:29:34,187 --> 00:29:36,678 Do you think she would have approved of me? 346 00:29:36,989 --> 00:29:39,390 You're lucky you'll never have to meet her. 347 00:29:41,628 --> 00:29:42,923 Well, actually... 348 00:29:44,364 --> 00:29:48,198 ...now that you mention it, I think you should. 349 00:29:48,366 --> 00:29:51,360 In fact, since we're, you know... 350 00:29:52,404 --> 00:29:55,102 ...married, you should definitely meet her. 351 00:29:55,508 --> 00:29:58,273 And my father too. We should go and see them right now. 352 00:29:58,443 --> 00:30:01,209 What a fantastic idea! Where are they buried? 353 00:30:03,115 --> 00:30:06,278 -What? What is it? -They're not from around here. 354 00:30:06,452 --> 00:30:07,977 Where are they? 355 00:30:08,922 --> 00:30:10,615 Oh, they're still alive. 356 00:30:10,789 --> 00:30:12,918 -I'm afraid so. -Well, that is a problem. 357 00:30:13,093 --> 00:30:14,458 What's that, Scraps? 358 00:30:15,796 --> 00:30:17,764 Oh, no, we couldn't possibly. 359 00:30:19,664 --> 00:30:23,431 -Oh, well, if you put it like that. -What? 360 00:30:23,769 --> 00:30:25,327 Elder Gutknecht. 361 00:30:34,779 --> 00:30:35,769 Scraps. 362 00:30:35,949 --> 00:30:38,279 Elder Gutknecht... 363 00:30:38,683 --> 00:30:40,173 ...are you there? 364 00:30:43,221 --> 00:30:46,158 Hello? Is anyone home? 365 00:30:47,027 --> 00:30:48,494 Hello? 366 00:30:59,873 --> 00:31:01,602 There you are! 367 00:31:02,275 --> 00:31:04,673 Oh, my dear. There you are. 368 00:31:04,845 --> 00:31:07,278 I've brought my husband, Victor. 369 00:31:07,447 --> 00:31:10,245 What's that? Husband? 370 00:31:10,615 --> 00:31:12,846 Pleasure to meet you, sir. 371 00:31:13,653 --> 00:31:18,090 We need to go up. Upstairs? To visit the land of the living. 372 00:31:18,258 --> 00:31:20,488 Land of the living? 373 00:31:23,058 --> 00:31:24,527 Oh, my dear. 374 00:31:24,693 --> 00:31:26,490 Please, Elder Gutknecht. 375 00:31:26,663 --> 00:31:30,498 Now, why go up there, when people are dying to get down here? 376 00:31:30,668 --> 00:31:33,728 Sir, I beg you to help. It means so much to me-- 377 00:31:34,872 --> 00:31:38,968 -Us. -I don't know, it's just not natural. 378 00:31:39,143 --> 00:31:41,043 Please, Elder Gutknecht. 379 00:31:41,211 --> 00:31:43,840 Surely there must be something you can do. 380 00:31:45,816 --> 00:31:48,411 Let me see what I can do. 381 00:31:48,753 --> 00:31:51,653 Where did I put that book? 382 00:31:58,327 --> 00:32:00,557 I left it here somewhere. 383 00:32:03,968 --> 00:32:06,061 There's the one. 384 00:32:19,784 --> 00:32:21,375 I have it. 385 00:32:21,786 --> 00:32:26,450 A Ukrainian haunting spell. Just the thing for these quick trips. 386 00:32:27,091 --> 00:32:30,855 -So glad you thought of this. -Me too. 387 00:32:54,451 --> 00:32:55,851 Now, then... 388 00:32:57,054 --> 00:32:58,452 ...where were we? 389 00:32:59,690 --> 00:33:01,749 The Ukrainian haunting spell? 390 00:33:10,933 --> 00:33:13,835 Here we have it. Ready? 391 00:33:14,005 --> 00:33:17,941 Just remember, when you want to come back, say "Hopscotch." 392 00:33:18,109 --> 00:33:20,837 -Hopscotch? -That's it. 393 00:33:37,361 --> 00:33:39,591 I spent so long in the darkness... 394 00:33:39,764 --> 00:33:44,461 ...I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is. 395 00:34:11,726 --> 00:34:14,024 Hey, I think you dropped something. 396 00:34:33,181 --> 00:34:34,774 Hold on, hold on. 397 00:34:36,784 --> 00:34:41,118 I think I should prepare Mother and Father for the big news. 398 00:34:42,824 --> 00:34:44,757 I'll go ahead and you... 399 00:34:45,592 --> 00:34:47,060 ...wait here. 400 00:34:47,661 --> 00:34:50,255 -Perfect. -I won't be long. 401 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:54,033 Stay right here. I'll be right back. 402 00:34:54,201 --> 00:34:55,759 Okay. 403 00:34:56,504 --> 00:34:58,200 No peeking. 404 00:35:17,459 --> 00:35:20,394 If ever I see that Van Dort boy... 405 00:35:20,562 --> 00:35:23,827 ...I'll strangle him with my bare hands. 406 00:35:23,999 --> 00:35:28,162 Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. 407 00:35:28,336 --> 00:35:30,702 You'll have to use a rope. 408 00:35:40,582 --> 00:35:45,415 This is the voice of your conscience. Listen to what I say. 409 00:35:45,586 --> 00:35:49,785 I have a bad feeling about that boy. You know he is no-- 410 00:35:51,894 --> 00:35:54,259 Go chew someone else's ear for a while. 411 00:35:54,431 --> 00:35:58,160 Victor has gone to see his parents, just like he said. 412 00:35:58,801 --> 00:36:02,669 If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you had lost your mind! 413 00:36:02,837 --> 00:36:07,298 I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason for taking so long. 414 00:36:07,477 --> 00:36:10,673 I am sure he does. Why don't you go ask him? 415 00:36:10,845 --> 00:36:11,903 All right, I will. 416 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:16,642 After all, he couldn't get far with those cold feet. 417 00:36:55,124 --> 00:36:59,116 -Victoria. -Victor? I'm so happy to see you. 418 00:36:59,294 --> 00:37:03,287 Come by the fire. Where have you been? Are you all right? 419 00:37:03,832 --> 00:37:05,491 I-- l-- 420 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:07,031 Oh, dear. 421 00:37:07,870 --> 00:37:11,464 You're as cold as death. What's happened to you? 422 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,506 Your coat. 423 00:37:14,308 --> 00:37:17,209 Victoria, I confess. 424 00:37:18,446 --> 00:37:21,575 This morning I was terrified of marriage. 425 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:27,611 But then, on meeting you, I felt I should be with you always... 426 00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:31,986 ...and that our wedding could not come soon enough. 427 00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:38,399 Victor, I feel the same. 428 00:37:43,306 --> 00:37:45,932 Victoria, I se-- I se-- 429 00:37:46,107 --> 00:37:48,667 I seem to find myself married. 430 00:37:48,843 --> 00:37:51,573 And you should know it's unexpected. 431 00:37:55,450 --> 00:37:57,747 My darling, I just wanted to meet-- 432 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,183 Darling? Who's this? 433 00:38:03,357 --> 00:38:06,794 -Who is she? -I'm his wife. 434 00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:10,756 -Victor? -Victoria, wait. You don't understand. 435 00:38:11,232 --> 00:38:13,462 She's dead. Look. 436 00:38:17,138 --> 00:38:18,435 Hopscotch. 437 00:38:21,308 --> 00:38:24,107 No! No! Victoria! 438 00:38:28,982 --> 00:38:30,952 You lied to me! 439 00:38:31,118 --> 00:38:33,609 Just to get back to that other woman. 440 00:38:33,788 --> 00:38:36,723 Don't you understand? You're the other woman. 441 00:38:36,892 --> 00:38:41,419 No! You're married to me. She's the other woman. 442 00:38:45,066 --> 00:38:46,830 She's got a point. 443 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:52,665 And I thought.... I thought this was all going so well. 444 00:39:01,515 --> 00:39:04,814 Look, I'm sorry, but... 445 00:39:04,986 --> 00:39:06,455 ...this just can't work. 446 00:39:06,622 --> 00:39:08,556 Why not? 447 00:39:09,557 --> 00:39:11,752 It's my eye, isn't it? 448 00:39:11,926 --> 00:39:13,587 No. Your eye is... 449 00:39:14,694 --> 00:39:15,991 ...Lovely. 450 00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:21,231 Listen, under different circumstances, well, who knows? 451 00:39:21,636 --> 00:39:26,006 But we're just too different. I mean, you're dead. 452 00:39:26,173 --> 00:39:29,200 You should've thought about that before you asked me to marry you. 453 00:39:29,377 --> 00:39:32,904 Why can't you understand? It was a mistake. I would never marry you. 454 00:40:03,312 --> 00:40:06,008 Roses for eternal love. 455 00:40:07,082 --> 00:40:09,481 Lilies for sweetness. 456 00:40:12,256 --> 00:40:13,812 Baby's breath. 457 00:40:19,627 --> 00:40:21,220 Why so blue? 458 00:40:21,395 --> 00:40:24,455 Maybe he's right. Maybe we are too different. 459 00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:27,227 Maybe he should have his head examined. 460 00:40:28,769 --> 00:40:30,566 I could do it. 461 00:40:30,738 --> 00:40:34,231 Or perhaps he does belong with her. Little Miss Living. 462 00:40:34,408 --> 00:40:37,777 With her rosy cheeks and beating heart. 463 00:40:38,279 --> 00:40:42,477 Oh, those girls are ten a penny. You've got so much more. 464 00:40:42,652 --> 00:40:44,948 You've got-- You've got-- 465 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,611 You've got a wonderful personality. 466 00:40:54,694 --> 00:40:59,133 What does that wispy little brat have That you don 't have double? 467 00:40:59,301 --> 00:41:02,931 She can 't hold a candle To the beauty of your smile 468 00:41:03,104 --> 00:41:04,366 How about a pulse? 469 00:41:04,538 --> 00:41:05,870 Overrated by a mile 470 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,303 -Overvalued -Overblown 471 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:11,307 If he only knew The you that we know 472 00:41:12,613 --> 00:41:15,582 And that silly little creature Isn 't wearing his ring 473 00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:19,152 And she doesn't play piano Or dance, or sing 474 00:41:19,319 --> 00:41:21,084 No, she doesn't compare 475 00:41:21,256 --> 00:41:23,519 -But she still breathes air -Who cares? 476 00:41:23,691 --> 00:41:24,955 -Unimportant -Overrated 477 00:41:25,125 --> 00:41:27,321 -Overblown -If only he could see 478 00:41:27,495 --> 00:41:29,122 How special you can be 479 00:41:29,296 --> 00:41:33,323 If he only knew The you that we know 480 00:41:39,173 --> 00:41:44,111 If I touch a burning candle I can feel no pain 481 00:41:44,845 --> 00:41:48,577 If you cut me with a knife It's still the same 482 00:41:50,317 --> 00:41:53,287 And I know her heart is beating 483 00:41:53,821 --> 00:41:56,221 And I know that I am dead 484 00:41:56,691 --> 00:41:59,057 Yet the pain here that I feel 485 00:41:59,727 --> 00:42:02,287 Try and tell me it's not real 486 00:42:02,897 --> 00:42:07,334 And it seems that I still have A tear to shed 487 00:42:11,807 --> 00:42:15,071 The sole redeeming feature From that little creature 488 00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:16,607 Is that she's alive 489 00:42:16,778 --> 00:42:18,404 -Overrated -Overblown 490 00:42:18,580 --> 00:42:21,606 Everybody knows That's just a temporary state 491 00:42:21,783 --> 00:42:24,979 Which is cured very quickly When we meet our fate 492 00:42:25,153 --> 00:42:26,676 -Who cares? -Unimportant 493 00:42:26,854 --> 00:42:28,220 -Overrated -Overblown 494 00:42:28,390 --> 00:42:31,654 If only he could see How special you can be 495 00:42:31,827 --> 00:42:36,287 If he only knew The you that we know 496 00:42:41,569 --> 00:42:46,904 If I touch a burning candle I can feel no pain 497 00:42:47,308 --> 00:42:51,336 In the ice or in the sun It's all the same 498 00:42:53,113 --> 00:42:55,777 Yet I feel my heart is aching 499 00:42:56,283 --> 00:42:59,082 Though it doesn't beat, it's breaking 500 00:42:59,256 --> 00:43:01,778 And the pain here that I feel 501 00:43:02,223 --> 00:43:04,488 Try and tell me it's not real 502 00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:07,955 I know that I am dead 503 00:43:08,895 --> 00:43:13,356 Yet it seems that I still have Some tears to shed 504 00:43:22,477 --> 00:43:24,410 It's true, Mother! 505 00:43:24,580 --> 00:43:27,343 Victor is married to a dead woman. 506 00:43:27,515 --> 00:43:32,283 I saw her. A corpse! Standing right here with Victor. 507 00:43:32,455 --> 00:43:34,011 Victor was in your room? 508 00:43:34,189 --> 00:43:35,556 I have to help him. 509 00:43:35,723 --> 00:43:37,247 The scandal! 510 00:43:37,426 --> 00:43:41,258 Come sit in your chair, dearie. You're shaking like a leaf. 511 00:43:41,431 --> 00:43:43,455 Let Hilde fetch you a blanket. 512 00:43:43,631 --> 00:43:47,033 Fetch her a straitjacket! She's completely mad! 513 00:43:47,202 --> 00:43:49,066 Come, Hildegarde. 514 00:44:22,336 --> 00:44:25,270 Finis, come to bed at once. 515 00:44:46,027 --> 00:44:48,995 What in heaven's name? 516 00:44:51,602 --> 00:44:54,591 Who could that be at this hour? 517 00:44:56,136 --> 00:44:57,399 Miss Everglot. 518 00:44:57,837 --> 00:45:02,104 What are you doing here? You should be at home, prostrate with grief. 519 00:45:02,277 --> 00:45:04,971 Pastor Galswells, I have to ask you something. 520 00:45:05,145 --> 00:45:08,546 -This is most irregular. -Please, I beg of you. 521 00:45:08,716 --> 00:45:13,211 You are the only one in the village who knows of what awaits beyond the grave. 522 00:45:13,386 --> 00:45:16,116 A grim topic for a bride-to-be. 523 00:45:16,423 --> 00:45:21,258 It is a bride I fear, which is why I must know: 524 00:45:21,796 --> 00:45:23,990 Can the living marry the dead? 525 00:45:24,265 --> 00:45:27,028 What on earth are you speaking about? 526 00:45:27,202 --> 00:45:30,171 Please, it's Victor. He's married to a corpse. 527 00:45:30,604 --> 00:45:32,834 He has a corpse bride! 528 00:45:33,008 --> 00:45:36,705 There must be some way to undo what's been done. 529 00:45:39,113 --> 00:45:42,082 I believe I know the thing to do. 530 00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:44,115 Come with me. 531 00:45:46,921 --> 00:45:49,412 Victoria? Where are your corsets? 532 00:45:49,591 --> 00:45:53,287 She's speaking in tongues. Of unholy alliances. 533 00:45:53,461 --> 00:45:55,727 Her mind has come undone, I fear. 534 00:45:55,895 --> 00:45:58,024 It's not true! Let me go! Let me go! 535 00:45:58,198 --> 00:46:02,897 Thank you, Pastor Galswells. Thank you so very much. 536 00:46:03,537 --> 00:46:04,868 Take her to her room! 537 00:46:05,038 --> 00:46:07,473 No, I'm telling the truth. 538 00:46:07,642 --> 00:46:09,506 Victor needs my help. 539 00:46:09,678 --> 00:46:11,908 Hildegarde, you believe me, don't you? 540 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:15,015 -Mother, Father, please. -Seal the doors... 541 00:46:15,182 --> 00:46:19,642 ...and bar the windows. See to it that she doesn't escape again. 542 00:46:19,921 --> 00:46:24,220 He needs our help! Oh, let me go! Let me go! 543 00:46:24,392 --> 00:46:28,419 Will the mortification never cease? 544 00:46:28,595 --> 00:46:31,792 It will be years before we can show ourselves in public again. 545 00:46:31,966 --> 00:46:33,227 What shall we do? 546 00:46:33,402 --> 00:46:37,029 We shall continue as planned, with or without Vincent. 547 00:46:37,205 --> 00:46:39,468 -Victor. -Whatever. 548 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:44,374 For that boy to toss aside a young woman like Victoria... 549 00:46:44,546 --> 00:46:46,569 ...it's positively criminal. 550 00:46:46,747 --> 00:46:50,944 Why, if I had a woman like your daughter on my arm... 551 00:46:51,118 --> 00:46:55,714 ...I would lavish her with riches befitting royalty. 552 00:46:55,890 --> 00:46:59,553 Your lady wife is a most fortunate woman. 553 00:46:59,727 --> 00:47:02,595 Alas, I am not married. 554 00:47:02,763 --> 00:47:04,631 I was betrothed some years ago... 555 00:47:04,798 --> 00:47:08,734 ...but tragedy snatched my young bride away. 556 00:47:08,970 --> 00:47:12,962 When one lives alone, wealth counts for naught. 557 00:47:21,082 --> 00:47:24,982 Marvellous news, Victoria, there'll be a wedding after all. 558 00:47:25,153 --> 00:47:26,450 You found him? 559 00:47:26,620 --> 00:47:30,080 Make haste, my dear, our relatives will arrive at any moment. 560 00:47:30,258 --> 00:47:34,057 We must have you looking presentable for Lord Barkis. 561 00:47:35,729 --> 00:47:36,991 Lord Barkis? 562 00:47:37,163 --> 00:47:38,689 He will make a fine husband. 563 00:47:38,866 --> 00:47:42,200 Aye. A fortuitous turn of events indeed. 564 00:47:42,370 --> 00:47:44,633 A far better prospect this time. 565 00:47:44,806 --> 00:47:48,502 But I do not love him. You cannot make me do this. 566 00:47:48,676 --> 00:47:51,542 -We must. -Please, I beg of you. 567 00:47:51,712 --> 00:47:53,145 There must be another way. 568 00:47:53,314 --> 00:47:55,247 Without your marriage to Lord Barkis... 569 00:47:55,415 --> 00:47:57,906 ...we shall be forced, penniless, into the street. 570 00:47:58,086 --> 00:47:59,519 We are destitute. 571 00:47:59,955 --> 00:48:01,649 But Victor.... 572 00:48:01,823 --> 00:48:04,346 Victor Van Dort has gone, child. 573 00:48:04,527 --> 00:48:07,551 You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow. 574 00:48:10,298 --> 00:48:12,491 -According to plan. -According to plan. 575 00:48:41,229 --> 00:48:44,892 Oh, my dear. Oh, don't look at me that way. 576 00:48:45,066 --> 00:48:49,402 You have only to suffer this union until death do us part. 577 00:48:49,736 --> 00:48:53,402 And that will come sooner than you think. 578 00:48:56,711 --> 00:48:58,681 Oh, it's almost dawn! Where could he be? 579 00:48:58,846 --> 00:49:01,906 Victor Van Dort elopes with corpse! 580 00:49:02,082 --> 00:49:05,779 Heartbroken bride to wed wealthy newcomer! 581 00:49:05,955 --> 00:49:08,615 Wealthy newcomer? It cannot be. 582 00:49:08,788 --> 00:49:10,553 Did he say corpse? 583 00:49:10,727 --> 00:49:14,558 Oh, don't be ridiculous. What corpse would marry our Victor? 584 00:49:14,729 --> 00:49:20,727 Oh, Mayhew! Silence that blasted coughing. 585 00:49:37,285 --> 00:49:39,881 Mayhew, are you trying to kill us? 586 00:49:40,056 --> 00:49:42,317 I think he's trying to kill us. 587 00:50:21,495 --> 00:50:22,827 I... 588 00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:25,895 ...think you dropped this. 589 00:50:35,008 --> 00:50:36,339 I'm sorry. 590 00:50:36,778 --> 00:50:40,477 I'm sorry I lied to you about wanting to see my parents. 591 00:50:40,781 --> 00:50:44,979 It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite, well... 592 00:50:47,622 --> 00:50:49,283 ...according to plan. 593 00:51:54,856 --> 00:51:56,448 Pardon my enthusiasm. 594 00:51:56,790 --> 00:51:58,852 I like your enthusiasm. 595 00:52:03,497 --> 00:52:06,955 -New arrival! New arrival! -Lights up! 596 00:52:10,437 --> 00:52:11,836 Hurry up, boys! 597 00:52:14,777 --> 00:52:16,403 Drinks for everyone. 598 00:52:16,577 --> 00:52:17,669 Another pint, sir? 599 00:52:17,845 --> 00:52:19,870 -No, no. Just a half. -No, no. Just a half. 600 00:52:25,118 --> 00:52:27,779 It is impossible to get good help anymore. 601 00:52:27,955 --> 00:52:30,683 Welcoming committee, coming through! Coming through! 602 00:52:30,857 --> 00:52:35,658 -My name's Plum. Miss Plum. -Mayhew? 603 00:52:37,163 --> 00:52:39,598 Mayhew! How nice to see-- 604 00:52:41,836 --> 00:52:43,029 I'm so sorry. 605 00:52:43,205 --> 00:52:47,573 Oh, yeah. Actually, though, I feel great. 606 00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:53,511 Hurry up, boys. Can you not see the gentleman is parched? 607 00:52:54,448 --> 00:52:57,352 Mayhew, I have to get back. 608 00:52:57,517 --> 00:53:00,077 They all must be worried sick. How is everyone? 609 00:53:00,256 --> 00:53:04,212 Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to. 610 00:53:04,392 --> 00:53:06,586 Oh, and Miss Victoria.... 611 00:53:06,759 --> 00:53:08,317 Yes? Yes, how is she? 612 00:53:08,495 --> 00:53:11,431 Well, she's getting married this evening. 613 00:53:11,598 --> 00:53:13,589 What? Married to who? 614 00:53:13,767 --> 00:53:17,431 Some newcomer, Lord Somebody-or-Other. 615 00:53:17,604 --> 00:53:18,935 But that's impossible! 616 00:53:19,106 --> 00:53:21,267 Yeah, with you gone and all.... 617 00:53:21,441 --> 00:53:24,808 I guess they didn't wanna waste the cake. 618 00:53:26,681 --> 00:53:27,874 But how could she? 619 00:53:28,048 --> 00:53:30,950 Women, you can't live with them. 620 00:53:31,118 --> 00:53:33,383 You can't live with-- 621 00:53:35,356 --> 00:53:40,452 Time to pick up the pieces and-- You know, and move on, I suppose. 622 00:53:41,562 --> 00:53:43,689 Speaking of picking up the pieces? 623 00:53:47,134 --> 00:53:50,402 Victor? Where are you going? 624 00:53:53,573 --> 00:53:58,408 Miss Victoria, we must leave for the church now. 625 00:53:58,812 --> 00:54:02,270 Yesterday I thought my wedding would be happy. 626 00:54:02,482 --> 00:54:06,477 Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide, pulled out to sea. 627 00:54:06,653 --> 00:54:10,352 The sea leads to many places, dearie. 628 00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:14,783 Maybe you'll land somewhere better. 629 00:54:20,602 --> 00:54:25,162 With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. 630 00:54:31,211 --> 00:54:36,877 With this ring, I ask you to be mine. 631 00:54:40,687 --> 00:54:45,283 I now pronounce you man and wife. 632 00:54:45,892 --> 00:54:47,861 Oh, oh, dear. 633 00:55:03,810 --> 00:55:05,745 I'm too late. 634 00:55:09,982 --> 00:55:12,477 Oh, Mrs. Plum, what am I to do? 635 00:55:12,653 --> 00:55:16,884 He just walked off without saying a word. Are all men like this? 636 00:55:17,057 --> 00:55:19,926 Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright. 637 00:55:20,093 --> 00:55:21,993 They get something stuck in their heads... 638 00:55:22,162 --> 00:55:24,721 ...and you can't do a thing with them. 639 00:55:25,732 --> 00:55:28,165 My dear, we have to talk. 640 00:55:28,336 --> 00:55:32,669 -Let me tell her, please. Let me tell her. -What? 641 00:55:32,839 --> 00:55:35,902 There is a complication with your marriage. 642 00:55:36,410 --> 00:55:37,902 I don't understand. 643 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:42,515 The vows are binding only until death do you part. 644 00:55:42,915 --> 00:55:44,181 What are you saying? 645 00:55:44,919 --> 00:55:47,649 Death has already parted you. 646 00:55:48,888 --> 00:55:50,720 If he finds out, he'll leave. 647 00:55:50,890 --> 00:55:52,915 There must be something you can do. 648 00:55:53,093 --> 00:55:55,857 Well, there is one way. 649 00:55:56,029 --> 00:55:57,931 Oh, please, please, let me tell her. 650 00:55:58,098 --> 00:56:01,124 It requires the greatest sacrifice. 651 00:56:01,736 --> 00:56:05,102 -Go on, get to the good part. -What is it? 652 00:56:05,272 --> 00:56:07,968 -We have to kill him! -What? 653 00:56:08,142 --> 00:56:12,874 Victor would have to give up the life he had forever. 654 00:56:13,279 --> 00:56:17,115 He would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living... 655 00:56:17,285 --> 00:56:20,551 ...and drink from the wine of ages. 656 00:56:21,388 --> 00:56:22,652 Poison! 657 00:56:22,923 --> 00:56:26,051 This would stop his heart forever. 658 00:56:26,227 --> 00:56:29,491 Only then would he be free to give it to you. 659 00:56:32,566 --> 00:56:35,125 I could never ask him. 660 00:56:37,604 --> 00:56:39,402 You don't have to. 661 00:56:41,941 --> 00:56:43,205 I'll do it. 662 00:56:43,644 --> 00:56:46,580 My boy, if you choose this path... 663 00:56:46,747 --> 00:56:49,613 ...you may never return to the world above. 664 00:56:49,783 --> 00:56:51,341 Do you understand? 665 00:56:54,788 --> 00:56:56,756 I do. 666 00:56:57,124 --> 00:56:59,990 Gather round. Gather round, everybody. 667 00:57:03,731 --> 00:57:06,290 We've decided to do this thing properly. 668 00:57:06,466 --> 00:57:08,866 So grab what you can and follow us. 669 00:57:09,035 --> 00:57:11,595 We're moving this wedding party upstairs. 670 00:57:11,770 --> 00:57:15,935 Upstairs? I didn't know we had an upstairs. 671 00:57:16,109 --> 00:57:18,669 -Sounds creepy. -Let's go! 672 00:57:19,113 --> 00:57:22,173 A wedding, a wedding We're going to have a wedding 673 00:57:24,852 --> 00:57:27,011 Hold on, Victor. 674 00:57:27,187 --> 00:57:30,384 You can't get married looking like that. 675 00:57:30,557 --> 00:57:33,856 The spiders think you're very cute But goodness knows you need a suit 676 00:57:34,028 --> 00:57:37,895 But have no fears, we're quite adept We'll have you looking lovely, lovely, lovely 677 00:57:38,064 --> 00:57:40,431 Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely yet 678 00:57:41,267 --> 00:57:44,431 A little stitch, a little tuck Some tender loving care 679 00:57:44,604 --> 00:57:47,732 A little thread will fix you up And we've got plenty as you see 680 00:57:47,908 --> 00:57:51,277 And personally guarantee Our quality repairs 681 00:57:51,444 --> 00:57:54,881 A little here, I'll fix the mess We're going to do our very best 682 00:57:55,048 --> 00:57:57,642 When everybody sees you They will all be quite impressed 683 00:57:57,817 --> 00:58:01,720 They will all be quite impressed 684 00:58:01,888 --> 00:58:03,584 A wedding, we 're going to have 685 00:58:03,758 --> 00:58:06,817 A wedding cake is no mistake It must be quite sublime 686 00:58:06,993 --> 00:58:08,756 -We're missing something -Try some dust 687 00:58:08,931 --> 00:58:10,259 I wish I had more time 688 00:58:10,431 --> 00:58:13,332 Perhaps there's something I can do These bones might help a bit 689 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,332 -Oh, my nose. -Sorry. 690 00:58:15,502 --> 00:58:16,765 Wait a minute, that's it 691 00:58:16,937 --> 00:58:18,336 -A little of that -A little of this 692 00:58:18,506 --> 00:58:20,200 The perfect cake is hard to miss 693 00:58:20,408 --> 00:58:22,671 A wedding, a wedding We're going to have 694 00:58:22,843 --> 00:58:24,140 A wedding 695 00:58:24,310 --> 00:58:25,937 Huzzah, huzzah 696 00:58:26,113 --> 00:58:28,636 We're going to have a wedding A wedding 697 00:58:29,283 --> 00:58:35,084 Let's all give out a cheer 'Cause the bride is getting married today 698 00:58:36,356 --> 00:58:39,290 One thing you can surely say Is we will stand beside 699 00:58:39,459 --> 00:58:42,361 Until the end we will defend Our one and only bride 700 00:58:42,529 --> 00:58:45,727 Our bride-to-be, our bride-to-be Our lovely Corpse Bride 701 00:58:45,902 --> 00:58:47,696 Huzzah! Hooray! Huzzah! Hooray! 702 00:58:47,866 --> 00:58:52,102 Our bride is getting married today 703 00:58:52,272 --> 00:58:54,298 -Oh, there she is. -Here she comes. 704 00:58:59,511 --> 00:59:03,176 Oh, oh, the bride is here 705 00:59:03,352 --> 00:59:07,152 She's waited for this day For many a year 706 00:59:07,319 --> 00:59:11,484 For this day, for this day Our hopes and our pride 707 00:59:11,658 --> 00:59:17,857 The bride is here Here comes the bride 708 00:59:18,064 --> 00:59:22,024 Here comes the bride Here comes the bride 709 00:59:22,269 --> 00:59:26,205 For this day, for this day Will last forever 710 00:59:26,372 --> 00:59:30,173 And all of her friends Will work together 711 00:59:30,343 --> 00:59:34,040 To make it the perfect day She 's always dreamed 712 00:59:34,214 --> 00:59:41,450 Our hopes and our pride Our bride, our lovely bride 713 00:59:42,087 --> 00:59:44,852 We're going to have a party Like nobody's ever seen 714 00:59:45,027 --> 00:59:48,721 The living in the land above Will not know where they've been 715 00:59:48,895 --> 00:59:55,528 The land above The party of the bride 716 00:59:56,370 --> 01:00:02,171 Here comes the bride On this glorious day of days 717 01:00:02,343 --> 01:00:07,075 Up to the land of the living 718 01:00:07,247 --> 01:00:15,053 To celebrate 719 01:00:17,490 --> 01:00:19,981 Oh, dear. 720 01:00:31,437 --> 01:00:34,837 Quiet down now, everyone. 721 01:00:39,345 --> 01:00:40,812 Thank you. 722 01:00:41,848 --> 01:00:46,343 Elegant, cultured, radiant. 723 01:00:46,986 --> 01:00:49,750 Victoria has found a husband... 724 01:00:49,923 --> 01:00:54,087 ...with all these qualities and more. 725 01:00:54,259 --> 01:00:56,854 Serendipity brought us together... 726 01:00:57,029 --> 01:01:02,332 ...and no force on earth could tear us apart. 727 01:01:22,856 --> 01:01:25,187 There's an eye in me soup. 728 01:01:34,702 --> 01:01:35,691 Oh, sorry. 729 01:01:42,777 --> 01:01:43,970 Fetch me musket! 730 01:01:44,144 --> 01:01:46,270 Fetch your own musket. I'm off! 731 01:01:46,446 --> 01:01:48,676 Coming through. Coming through. 732 01:01:51,952 --> 01:01:56,683 Excuse me, you don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother. 733 01:01:57,991 --> 01:01:59,618 Hey, hold on there. 734 01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:03,653 I love a woman with meat on her bones. 735 01:02:04,897 --> 01:02:07,457 Finis, who invited these people? 736 01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:10,528 They must be from your side of the family. 737 01:02:10,705 --> 01:02:11,966 Certainly not. 738 01:02:12,138 --> 01:02:16,096 Why, if my Grandfather Everglot could see this, he'd be turning in his grave. 739 01:02:16,277 --> 01:02:18,209 Finis. 740 01:02:19,712 --> 01:02:21,908 Where do you keep the spirits? 741 01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:34,921 In other news, the dead walk the earth! 742 01:02:39,665 --> 01:02:43,363 Get back! Don't try and sneak up on me! 743 01:02:43,537 --> 01:02:45,006 Get back! 744 01:02:46,372 --> 01:02:48,205 I'll give you such a wallop. 745 01:02:59,752 --> 01:03:01,015 No. 746 01:03:01,187 --> 01:03:02,553 Yeah. 747 01:03:17,037 --> 01:03:18,834 Grandpa? 748 01:03:22,442 --> 01:03:23,966 -Bounder! -Sweetie pie. 749 01:03:24,144 --> 01:03:25,577 -Monster. -Buttercup. 750 01:03:25,745 --> 01:03:27,542 -Cad! -Gertrude! 751 01:03:28,015 --> 01:03:29,538 Alfred? 752 01:03:31,218 --> 01:03:34,118 You've been dead for 1 5 years. 753 01:03:34,287 --> 01:03:38,154 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. 754 01:03:38,325 --> 01:03:40,087 Ethel! 755 01:03:50,437 --> 01:03:52,232 Wait. That's it. 756 01:03:52,404 --> 01:03:55,807 We're going to take whatever money we can and get out of here. 757 01:03:55,977 --> 01:03:58,410 Money? What money? 758 01:03:58,580 --> 01:04:00,944 Your dowry. It's my right! 759 01:04:01,115 --> 01:04:03,106 But my parents don't have any money. 760 01:04:03,283 --> 01:04:07,981 It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse. 761 01:04:08,154 --> 01:04:10,247 Th-- The poorhouse? 762 01:04:10,723 --> 01:04:14,557 You're lying. It isn't true. Tell me that you're lying! 763 01:04:14,727 --> 01:04:18,528 Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis? 764 01:04:18,698 --> 01:04:23,499 Well, perhaps in disappointment we are perfectly matched. 765 01:04:42,321 --> 01:04:45,120 Be gone, ye demons from hell! 766 01:04:45,290 --> 01:04:49,352 Back to the void from whence you came! 767 01:04:49,529 --> 01:04:51,327 You shall not enter here. 768 01:04:51,497 --> 01:04:54,057 Back, back! 769 01:04:54,232 --> 01:04:56,462 Keep it down, we're in a church. 770 01:04:56,636 --> 01:04:58,537 Evening. 771 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:37,339 Dearly beloved and departed... 772 01:05:37,509 --> 01:05:43,211 ...we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse in marriage. 773 01:05:46,553 --> 01:05:48,520 Victor? 774 01:05:50,490 --> 01:05:51,957 Living first. 775 01:05:54,027 --> 01:05:55,584 With this hand... 776 01:05:56,363 --> 01:05:58,854 ...I will lift your sorrows. 777 01:06:00,466 --> 01:06:02,731 Your cup will never empty... 778 01:06:03,269 --> 01:06:05,259 ...for I will be your wine. 779 01:06:06,173 --> 01:06:07,433 Now you. 780 01:06:12,613 --> 01:06:14,671 With this hand... 781 01:06:14,846 --> 01:06:17,145 ...I will lift your sorrows. 782 01:06:18,652 --> 01:06:21,814 Your cup will never empty. 783 01:06:23,589 --> 01:06:25,615 For I will be.... 784 01:06:31,231 --> 01:06:32,926 I will be.... 785 01:06:34,834 --> 01:06:36,461 Go on, my dear. 786 01:06:37,069 --> 01:06:38,832 Your cup... 787 01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:41,596 ...will never empty... 788 01:06:43,808 --> 01:06:45,743 ...for I will be.... 789 01:06:47,881 --> 01:06:50,075 I will be your wine. 790 01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:56,312 She's having second thoughts. 791 01:06:59,426 --> 01:07:00,517 I can't. 792 01:07:01,192 --> 01:07:02,888 What's wrong? 793 01:07:04,196 --> 01:07:05,993 This is wrong. 794 01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:09,327 I was a bride. 795 01:07:09,803 --> 01:07:12,395 My dreams were taken from me. 796 01:07:13,205 --> 01:07:14,832 Well, now.... 797 01:07:15,341 --> 01:07:18,402 Now I've stolen them from someone else. 798 01:07:19,145 --> 01:07:21,636 I love you, Victor. 799 01:07:22,950 --> 01:07:25,316 But you're not mine. 800 01:07:30,691 --> 01:07:31,952 Victoria! 801 01:07:46,772 --> 01:07:49,902 Oh, how touching. 802 01:07:50,077 --> 01:07:52,874 I always cry at weddings. 803 01:07:54,181 --> 01:07:58,515 Our young lovers together at last. 804 01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:02,644 Surely now they can live happily ever after. 805 01:08:03,689 --> 01:08:05,316 But you forget... 806 01:08:05,527 --> 01:08:07,616 ...she's still my wife! 807 01:08:07,794 --> 01:08:10,421 I'll not leave here empty-handed! 808 01:08:11,798 --> 01:08:12,957 You? 809 01:08:15,937 --> 01:08:17,370 Emily? 810 01:08:17,538 --> 01:08:18,731 You! 811 01:08:18,904 --> 01:08:21,897 But-- But-- I left you. 812 01:08:23,011 --> 01:08:24,807 For dead. 813 01:08:25,612 --> 01:08:27,444 This woman is obviously delusional! 814 01:08:35,124 --> 01:08:38,423 Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way. 815 01:08:38,593 --> 01:08:40,959 Take your hands off her. 816 01:08:41,962 --> 01:08:44,761 Do I have to kill you too? 817 01:08:48,136 --> 01:08:51,161 Victor, catch! 818 01:08:51,807 --> 01:08:53,295 Sorry. 819 01:09:07,923 --> 01:09:10,288 I say, you're not playing fair, sir. 820 01:09:52,133 --> 01:09:54,033 Touch��, my dear. 821 01:09:54,635 --> 01:09:55,967 Get out. 822 01:09:56,704 --> 01:09:59,503 Oh, I'm leaving. 823 01:10:04,012 --> 01:10:07,004 But first a toast. To Emily. 824 01:10:07,182 --> 01:10:11,619 Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. 825 01:10:12,087 --> 01:10:13,748 Tell me, my dear... 826 01:10:13,922 --> 01:10:17,981 ...can a heart still break once it's stopped beating? 827 01:10:20,995 --> 01:10:22,463 Let me at him! Let me at him! 828 01:10:22,630 --> 01:10:24,188 -No, don't hold me back. -Wait. 829 01:10:25,467 --> 01:10:28,093 We must abide by their rules. 830 01:10:28,269 --> 01:10:31,467 We are amongst the living. 831 01:10:31,639 --> 01:10:33,504 Well said. 832 01:10:49,423 --> 01:10:51,392 Not anymore. 833 01:10:54,929 --> 01:10:57,829 Yep, you're right. He's all yours. 834 01:11:09,178 --> 01:11:11,237 New arrival. 835 01:11:17,919 --> 01:11:21,879 Oh, Victor, I never thought I'd see you again. 836 01:11:29,231 --> 01:11:30,721 Wait. 837 01:11:31,499 --> 01:11:33,730 I made a promise. 838 01:11:36,437 --> 01:11:39,030 You kept your promise. 839 01:11:39,874 --> 01:11:41,843 You set me free. 840 01:11:52,687 --> 01:11:55,713 Now I can do the same for you.