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<i>DARREN. You know, sometimes it seems like
life is all planned out.</i>

2
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<i>There's no choice in the matter.</i>

3
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<i>We're all gonna end up in the same place,
whether we like it or not.</i>

4
00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,828
<i>But sometimes things aren't so simple.</i>

5
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<i>You can end up hurting the people
you love the most,</i>

6
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<i>betraying the people
you want to come through for.</i>

7
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<i>That's not me. That's my best friend, Steve.</i>

8
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<i>We've been best friends since third grade,</i>

9
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<i>when he punched this kid, Billy Utsch,
for slamming a locker door on my head.</i>

10
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<i>That's me.
I'm Darren Shan, and this is my story.</i>

11
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<i>Oh, and, trust me,
spending this much time in a coffin</i>

12
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<i>was never part of my plan.</i>

13
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<i>Guess I'm just lucky.</i>

14
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

15
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(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

16
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<i>DARREN. Up until recently,
my life was pretty good.</i>

17
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<i>I was popular enough.</i>

18
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<i>I got good grades,
'cause my allowance was tied to it.</i>

19
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<i>- A's! I love you. I love you.
- Yeah, that's the boy. That's the boy.</i>

20
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<i>- Hey, you.
- BOY. What's up, D?</i>

21
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<i>DARREN. And I had some cool friends.</i>

22
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<i>Hey, what's up?</i>

23
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<i>DARREN. Uh, not including that dude.</i>

24
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<i>I mean, we were friends in fifth grade,
but he'd become kind of a freak.</i>

25
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<i>See, that used to matter to me.</i>

26
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<i>There was one thing in my life
that was a bit insane, one friend.</i>

27
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<i>- Hey.
- My best friend.</i>

28
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<i>- Let's cut, all right?
- What?</i>

29
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<i>No, we're here. Class is starting, man.</i>

30
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<i>All right, folks.</i>

31
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<i>What you got for me?</i>

32
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<i>Okay, listen,
I cannot deal with that jerk today.</i>

33
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<i>All right, Mr Perfect, come on, take a risk.
Take a risk. Come on!</i>

34
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(STEVE GRUNTS)

35
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(CLATTERING)

36
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<i>So, hey, I'm thinking about moving
to Mexico. You want to go?</i>

37
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<i>Yeah, sure. Why not?</i>

38
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<i>Yeah, you're not going anywhere,
Mr Perfect.</i>

39
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(GLASS SHATTERING)

40
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<i>Oh, shit.</i>

41
00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:27,395
<i>Hey, man, I bet you can't hit that light
from all the way back here.</i>

42
00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,515
<i>What? No, we're gonna get busted.</i>

43
00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,352
<i>"Steve, we're gonna get busted."</i>

44
00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,637
<i>- Hey!
- Rock. Come on.</i>

45
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<i>And so the Mutually Assured
Destruction policy of the Cold War...</i>

46
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(GLASS SHATTERING)

47
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<i>...was just that. Mad.</i>

48
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<i>What the heck is that?</i>

49
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(MRS SHAN SOBBING)

50
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<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

51
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<i>It's that Steve. It's that damn Steve.</i>

52
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<i>Uh...</i>

53
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<i>Did Darren tell you he got an A
on his math test?</i>

54
00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,594
<i>Yes, he did, honey. Go to your room.</i>

55
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<i>You are not going to be friends
with that Steve any more!</i>

56
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<i>Mom, I'm not five years old.</i>

57
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<i>You can't tell me who I can
and can't be friends with.</i>

58
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<i>You are on a good path, Darren,</i>

59
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<i>and that Steve is knocking you
right off that path.</i>

60
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<i>- What path?
- The path to a happy, productive life.</i>

61
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<i>To a good college, a great job
and a family of your own.</i>

62
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<i>A happy, productive life.
College, job, family!</i>

63
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College, job, family!

64
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<i>And one day, if you're really lucky,</i>

65
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<i>you'll be standing here
yelling at a teenager of your own!</i>

66
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<i>DARREN. College, job, family!</i>

67
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<i>College, job, family!</i>

68
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<i>College, job, family! It's not that hard!</i>

69
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<i>MRS SHAN. Darren, are you listening?</i>

70
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<i>So, wait. You...</i>

71
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<i>What, you told your parents you're not
gonna be friends with me any more?</i>

72
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<i>Yeah, but, I mean, it doesn't mean anything.</i>

73
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<i>We're still like best friends.</i>

74
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<i>Okay, like what, secret best friends?</i>

75
00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,112
<i>Yeah, kind of.</i>

76
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<i>I mean, no, it's like...</i>

77
00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,752
<i>- Look, I don't care what they say.
- Bullshit.</i>

78
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<i>You do care what they say.
You do whatever they say.</i>

79
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<i>That's just who you are.</i>

80
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<i>You never stand up for yourself
or anybody else.</i>

81
00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,355
<i>Maybe your parents are right.</i>

82
00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,153
<i>Maybe you shouldn't be friends with me.
I'm nothing. I'm garbage.</i>

83
00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,037
<i>You're not garbage.</i>

84
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<i>You're my friend. You're my best friend.</i>

85
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<i>(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)</i>

86
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Whoa!

87
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<i>"Cirque du Freak. One night only.
The world's greatest freak show.</i>

88
00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,878
<i>"Five hundred years." What the heck?</i>

89
00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,313
<i>Dude, that looks awesome.</i>

90
00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,631
<i>I can't go, though.
I'm grounded for two months.</i>

91
00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,680
<i>Right. And we're also not friends any more.</i>

92
00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,633
<i>What's this?</i>

93
00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,359
<i>A freak show? This is illegal.</i>

94
00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,395
<i>I hope you weren't thinking
of attending this.</i>

95
00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,639
<i>Because the idea of taking
a group of disgusting,</i>

96
00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:35,158
<i>weird, deformed people and exploiting them
for money... Not in our town.</i>

97
00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:40,153
<i>I'm assuming no one in this class
would actually go to this.</i>

98
00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,592
<i>Hey. You know that means something
when the moon looks like that.</i>

99
00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,073
<i>- I read about it...
- In one of your vampire books?</i>

100
00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:16,989
<i>DARREN. I should explain.</i>

101
00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,913
<i>Steve was obsessed with vampires,</i>

102
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,276
<i>and I, on the other hand,
was obsessed with spiders.</i>

103
00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:27,474
<i>I don't know why. It was just like
it was in our blood or something.</i>

104
00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:32,278
<i>"Back in three seconds"?</i>

105
00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,237
<i>One, two, three. It's been three seconds.</i>

106
00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,469
(DOOR OPENS)

107
00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:38,675
(THUDDING)

108
00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:39,989
(STEVE LAUGHS)

109
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,629
<i>Uh...</i>

110
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,628
<i>Okay.</i>

111
00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,958
<i>I guess they want money.</i>

112
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,794
<i>Hey, I need two tickets, please.</i>

113
00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,588
Hey! Hey!

114
00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,478
<i>Hey, come on.
I gave you the money, give me the ticket.</i>

115
00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:00,595
(SNARLING)

116
00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:01,749
Ow! Whoa!

117
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,752
<i>- Holy crap!
- God, what was that?</i>

118
00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,159
<i>Hey, come on!</i>

119
00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,468
(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING)

120
00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:11,834
<i>And it's gone.</i>

121
00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,312
<i>- You okay?
- Yeah.</i>

122
00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,075
Hello?

123
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,871
<i>Are you boys 21?</i>

124
00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,436
<i>Are you 21?</i>

125
00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:34,788
<i>Say yes.</i>

126
00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:38,555
<i>- Yeah.
- Yeah.</i>

127
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:42,474
<i>Good. You don't have
a tendency towards panic,</i>

128
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:47,915
<i>sudden cardiac arrest or crippling anxiety,
do you?</i>

129
00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:50,588
<i>Say no.</i>

130
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,869
<i>- No.
- No.</i>

131
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,638
<i>All right, then.</i>

132
00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,671
<i>Go ahead in. Show is about to start.</i>

133
00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,192
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

134
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,513
<i>Welcome.</i>

135
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,989
<i>Welcome to the Cirque du Freak,</i>

136
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:33,710
<i>the oldest continuously operating
freak show in the Western hemisphere.</i>

137
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,597
<i>We have toured for 500 years,</i>

138
00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:39,434
<i>bringing the bizarre
to generation after generation.</i>

139
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:43,111
<i>May I present the Wolfman!</i>

140
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,635
(ROARING)

141
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,789
(WOMEN SCREAMING)

142
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,435
(CLICKING TONGUE)

143
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,274
(FLIES BUZZING)

144
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,271
<i>MR TALL. (SOFTLY) No sudden noises.</i>

145
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,588
(GROWLS)

146
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,668
<i>Dude, he totally just scratched his balls.</i>

147
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:14,635
(CRACKING KNUCKLES)

148
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,429
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

149
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:17,555
(ROARING)

150
00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,075
STEVE. No!

151
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,229
(SCREAMING)

152
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,518
<i>- Call an ambulance!
- It's okay. That's not necessary.</i>

153
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:26,989
(MR TALL CLICKS TONGUE)

154
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,793
<i>Good boy.</i>

155
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,309
<i>And stay.</i>

156
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,437
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

157
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,317
MR TALL. Ladies and gentlemen,

158
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,473
<i>the enchanting recycling queen,
Corma Limbs.</i>

159
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:57,239
<i>And now our resident hunger artist,
Alexander Ribs!</i>

160
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,354
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

161
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,874
<i>Freaky-freak, freak for freak freak.</i>

162
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,791
<i>Freaky-freak, freak for freak freak.</i>

163
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:07,509
<i>Oh, look, a candy corn.</i>

164
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,114
<i>And next, Gertha Teeth!</i>

165
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,599
And Rhamus Twobellies!

166
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,592
<i>I have arrived!</i>

167
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,749
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

168
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,759
<i>Hey, nice bike!</i>

169
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,239
<i>Come on. That is so rude.</i>

170
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:52,154
<i>And next, Evra the Snake Boy!</i>

171
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,430
(BIPPO HISSING)

172
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,548
<i>Stay, Bippo.</i>

173
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:18,596
<i>So, I'm Evra Von Britow,
and we are Serpentine.</i>

174
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,715
(SCOFFS)

175
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:20,869
<i>Who's "we"?</i>

176
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,748
<i>There'll be some CDs for sale in the lobby
immediately following the show.</i>

177
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,035
<i>(GUITAR PLAYING ON AMPLIFIER)</i>

178
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,749
(AMPLIFIER TURNS OFF)

179
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,909
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

180
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,592
Bippo! No!

181
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,792
<i>Bippo, drop it, spit that out!</i>

182
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,348
<i>Yes, I'm glad you're all enjoying
this so much. It's awesome.</i>

183
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,908
<i>Evra, please be professional.</i>

184
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,033
<i>It's not my fault. I just want to play music.</i>

185
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,395
<i>- We'll discuss it later.
- But...</i>

186
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,398
And now,

187
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,117
<i>the voluptuous, the exotic,</i>

188
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,875
<i>the insightful Madame Truska!</i>

189
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,757
(EXOTIC DRUMBEAT PLAYING)

190
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:08,669
<i>Do we have someone brave enough
to be my assistant?</i>

191
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,279
<i>MAN 1. Over here.
MAN 2. Oh, yeah.</i>

192
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,112
<i>Come on. Come on.</i>

193
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,069
<i>You.</i>

194
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,034
(GASPS)

195
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,758
<i>Who are you?</i>

196
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:48,076
<i>My name is Fred Smith. I'm from out of town.</i>

197
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,717
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

198
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,517
<i>Larten, finish your act quickly,
and let's leave this town early.</i>

199
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,318
<i>What? I have someone here tonight.</i>

200
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,599
<i>Ready for more?</i>

201
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,592
<i>Larten Crepsley and Madam Octa!</i>

202
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,109
(GASPS)

203
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,113
<i>Don't go on. I have a foreboding.</i>

204
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,192
<i>You always have a foreboding, beautiful.</i>

205
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,838
<i>Larten!</i>

206
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,914
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

207
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,309
<i>Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.</i>

208
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,675
<i>I am so excited to be here
in anonymous small town</i>

209
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,876
<i>which used to have character
but is now just a bland suburb</i>

210
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,349
<i>filled with chain stores
and surrounded by slums.</i>

211
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,237
<i>It really is a pleasure to be here.</i>

212
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,548
<i>And I am so honoured that</i>

213
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,394
<i>blah, blah, blah and so on and so forth,
et cetera, ad nauseum.</i>

214
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,192
<i>I'm afraid I have some
unfortunate news, however.</i>

215
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:54,273
<i>I had hoped to present my usual act,
but my spider, Madam Octa,</i>

216
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,716
<i>seems to have escaped from her cage
and is currently missing.</i>

217
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,595
<i>Use caution when retrieving your belongings
from beneath your seats.</i>

218
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,319
<i>She is very poisonous.</i>

219
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,719
<i>But not to worry.</i>

220
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:10,635
<i>Tonight I will perform for you
some startling illusions.</i>

221
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:15,194
<i>First, a rabbit from a hat.</i>

222
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,469
(EXCLAIMS)

223
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,754
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

224
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,592
<i>This is Madam Octa.</i>

225
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:27,073
<i>Interesting fact, one bite
from this spider means certain death.</i>

226
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,915
<i>But don't worry. As long as I stay calm...</i>

227
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,553
<i>She's beautiful.</i>

228
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,798
<i>If I could just get my flute, that usually...</i>

229
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,836
(EXCLAIMING)

230
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,833
(PLAYING FLUTE)

231
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:19,429
<i>Darren. His name's not Larten Crepsley.
It's Vur Horsten. He's a vampire.</i>

232
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,188
<i>I saw his painting
in one of my vampire books.</i>

233
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,509
<i>It's him. He's got the same scars,</i>

234
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,670
<i>the same hair, the same everything.</i>

235
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,829
(AUDIENCE GASPING)

236
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,671
<i>- You seriously think he's a vampire?
- Yeah.</i>

237
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,951
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

238
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,474
<i>May I have my spider back, please?</i>

239
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,873
<i>Now, boys, vampires don't exist,</i>

240
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,430
but if one did
and he thought someone knew,

241
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,750
<i>he might smother them in their sleep.</i>

242
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,029
<i>That's it! Show's over!</i>

243
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,317
<i>- It's Mr Kersey.
- Come on, let's go.</i>

244
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,188
<i>By order of the Health Inspector,
this theatre is shut down!</i>

245
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,998
<i>Good Lord, not again.</i>

246
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,915
<i>Welcome to the Cirque.
What seems to be the problem?</i>

247
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,389
<i>We don't want you filthy people here.</i>

248
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:26,675
<i>That's not the problem.</i>

249
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:31,550
<i>The problem is you are exploiting
these poor people for profit.</i>

250
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,872
<i>Thank you.
Thank you so much for looking out for us.</i>

251
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,509
So you gonna let us move in with you?
Give us jobs?

252
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,279
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

253
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,313
<i>- Freak!
- GERTHA. So clumsy.</i>

254
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,798
<i>- I felt like a manatee. It felt terrible.
- LOAF HEAD. No.</i>

255
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,239
<i>Octa.</i>

256
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,398
<i>Anyone here?</i>

257
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,315
<i>Whoa.</i>

258
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:36,119
<i>Hey, Octa. I'm Darren. I'm a big fan.</i>

259
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,632
(PLAYING HESITANTLY)

260
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,595
<i>CREPSLEY. (DISTANTLY)
We can speak in private. It's the only...</i>

261
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,711
<i>We can talk in private.
The police have left now.</i>

262
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,189
<i>GAVNER. So, this is what you've been doing
with your life.</i>

263
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,271
<i>- CREPSLEY. You didn't like the act.
- (SOFTLY) I'm insane. I'm insane. I'm insane.</i>

264
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,999
<i>Well, I saw the spider bit coming.</i>

265
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,308
<i>Everybody's a critic.</i>

266
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,836
<i>It's not easy
to hold an audience's attention these days.</i>

267
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,917
<i>- To us and Charna's Guts.
- To us and Charna's Guts.</i>

268
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,431
<i>Did you see that fingernail moon tonight?</i>

269
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,556
<i>The first one in 50 years.</i>

270
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,876
<i>Yes. I noticed it.</i>

271
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,072
<i>Look, Vincent's dead.</i>

272
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,350
<i>Murdered. Sucked dry by one of them.</i>

273
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,069
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

274
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,832
<i>They're after us, man. They're after us.
They're after us!</i>

275
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,797
<i>Those damn Vampaneze!
They're gonna pick us off.</i>

276
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,836
<i>First Vincent, then you, then me.</i>

277
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,592
<i>Why me before you?</i>

278
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,831
<i>Well, because I'm the toughest,
and they'll save me for last.</i>

279
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,751
<i>Oh. Of course, I forgot.</i>

280
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,754
<i>Well, what about the Vampire Council?</i>

281
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,478
<i>They must have something to say
about Vincent.</i>

282
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:58,519
<i>Yes. They say good riddance.
They're a bunch of wimps now, Larten.</i>

283
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,398
<i>They'll do anything
to avoid a war with the Vampaneze.</i>

284
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,996
<i>There are no real generals left, hombre.
You and I were the last of the Mo-Freakins!</i>

285
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,548
<i>And to top it off, Tiny's back.</i>

286
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,673
<i>Mr Tiny? Back from the other side?</i>

287
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:16,673
<i>Yes! Just last week
he was at the Council Library,</i>

288
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:20,548
<i>messing with the Book of Souls.
He's trying to destroy us all!</i>

289
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,552
<i>Megalomaniac! That man's a megalomaniac!</i>

290
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:39,074
<i>And those murderous, scumbag Vampaneze,</i>

291
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,392
<i>they're up to something, too,
and it's all connected.</i>

292
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,596
<i>It's all connected. I can feel it!</i>

293
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,877
<i>Come with me. We can avenge old Vincent.</i>

294
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,753
<i>- Kill us some Vampaneze!
- No. I'm sorry.</i>

295
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,671
No? Why?

296
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,753
<i>I'm done fighting.</i>

297
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,276
<i>I left that life for a reason.
I'm just a vaudevillian.</i>

298
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,476
<i>It's a simple life, and I like it.</i>

299
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,629
(PANTING)

300
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,115
<i>Steve.</i>

301
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:08,193
<i>I know who you are.
I know what you are, Vur Horsten.</i>

302
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,918
<i>Who sent you? The Apocalypse Monger?
The Blood Barons?</i>

303
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,036
<i>No... No one. I... No one sent me. I just...</i>

304
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,429
<i>I have these vampire books,
and I saw a painting of him</i>

305
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,272
<i>with some girl in, like, 1819.</i>

306
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,796
<i>It said that she broke up with him
when she found he was a vampire.</i>

307
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,915
(LAUGHING)

308
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,274
<i>Did you hear that, Gavner?</i>

309
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:29,238
<i>Missy broke up with me
because I was a vampire.</i>

310
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,437
<i>Funny, I always thought
it was the only thing she liked about me.</i>

311
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,511
<i>Let the kid go. Let him go.</i>

312
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,594
<i>Now, are you mentally unfit?</i>

313
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,118
<i>Didn't you hear me threaten you
at the show?</i>

314
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,395
<i>I did. It was awesome.</i>

315
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:50,474
<i>You see, I want this.
I want you to make me into a vampire.</i>

316
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,592
<i>I mean, vampires,
they don't take crap from anybody.</i>

317
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,318
<i>They live by their own set of rules.</i>

318
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,358
<i>It's true they do have their own rules.
We wrote some of them.</i>

319
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,399
<i>Yes, and one of them
is children can't become vampires.</i>

320
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,515
<i>Look, look, blood.</i>

321
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,669
(GASPS)

322
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:06,954
<i>Blood.</i>

323
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,398
<i>You see, Gavner, blood.</i>

324
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,674
<i>Look, if you become a vampire,</i>

325
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,593
<i>you have to leave your friends
and your family.</i>

326
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,319
<i>It's deeply depressing. Trust me.</i>

327
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,318
<i>Now get out of here.</i>

328
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,115
<i>I haven't seen my dad in years.</i>

329
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,310
<i>My mom is drunk all the time.</i>

330
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,636
<i>I absolutely hate my life.</i>

331
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,751
<i>I never actually said it before,
but it's the truth.</i>

332
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,592
<i>This is what I was meant for.</i>

333
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,712
<i>What you're meant for?</i>

334
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,149
<i>Well, if that's the case, let's test your blood.</i>

335
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,389
<i>No. No.</i>

336
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,994
(SPITS)

337
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,590
<i>Who sent you here?
Your blood tastes of evil.</i>

338
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,279
(SPITTING)

339
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,591
<i>You can never be a vampire.</i>

340
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,514
STEVE. What?

341
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,591
I have what, bad blood?

342
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,156
<i>I'm never gonna forget this.</i>

343
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,880
<i>One day, I promise you,
I will hunt you down.</i>

344
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,154
And what?

345
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,434
Kill me?

346
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,399
<i>Do you know how easily I could kill you?
I could do it tonight.</i>

347
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,151
<i>I could knock you out
and lay you in front of a bus,</i>

348
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,434
<i>and no one would ever know!</i>

349
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:42,911
<i>Calm down. Save that stuff for the enemy.
He's just an idiot kid,</i>

350
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,594
<i>who should be leaving right now</i>

351
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,113
<i>while he still can.</i>

352
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,269
(DOOR SLAMS)

353
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,469
(SIGHS)

354
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,357
<i>You're out there, man.</i>

355
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,509
<i>All right. One for the road.</i>

356
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,957
<i>I'm headed back to the Mountain</i>

357
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:07,352
<i>to try to convince those old cowards
to stand up against the Vampaneze.</i>

358
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,991
<i>Gavner, if we kill one of them, it means war.</i>

359
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,591
<i>Wouldn't that be a shame?</i>

360
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,438
<i>Poor old Vincent.</i>

361
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,514
<i>You've been awfully quiet under there.</i>

362
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,714
(SIGHS)

363
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,069
<i>Get in.</i>

364
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:55,875
(TAPPING)

365
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,508
(WHIRRING)

366
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,474
<i>Thanks. Thanks, I really needed a ride.</i>

367
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,673
<i>Oh, absolutely, absolutely delighted.</i>

368
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,028
(MURLAUGH GRUNTING)

369
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,315
<i>Are you the one known as Steve?</i>

370
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,992
<i>No, I'm the one known as Darren.</i>

371
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,310
<i>I actually had a bike.</i>

372
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,676
<i>But I'll just get it tomorrow in the daylight.</i>

373
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,158
<i>No need. It's in the trunk.</i>

374
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,395
<i>Now, if I may ask, Darren,</i>

375
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:48,395
do you believe in the immutability
of the human soul?

376
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,469
The what?

377
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,552
So, he knows nothing of souls, does he?

378
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,954
Knows only of blood, huh?

379
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:02,033
<i>The pulsing, the delicious, the ruby red.</i>

380
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,269
(WHIRRING)

381
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,589
(GRINDING)

382
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,629
(CHUCKLES)

383
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,668
<i>Wow, wow, you know what?
You can just let me off right here.</i>

384
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,712
<i>What's the rush?</i>

385
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:19,316
<i>After all, didn't we save you from the scary,
scary vampire?</i>

386
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,909
<i>Doesn't act like leadership material.</i>

387
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,596
<i>Acts more like a bag of blood.
Are you? Huh? Bag of blood?</i>

388
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:35,390
<i>Shows how much you know, Murlaugh.
I think he reeks of potential.</i>

389
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,918
<i>- Ow!
- Sorry.</i>

390
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,554
<i>Souvenir.</i>

391
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,432
<i>We all have a destiny, Darren.</i>

392
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,069
<i>And with a few simple tests,
we can find out what yours is.</i>

393
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,390
<i>Wonderful to meet you, Darren.</i>

394
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,998
<i>It's like looking in a mirror.</i>

395
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,629
<i>Darren!</i>

396
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,232
<i>We'll be in touch.</i>

397
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,194
(EXCLAIMS)

398
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,198
<i>Freaky dream. Freaky. Freaky.</i>

399
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,278
<i>Hey. Hey, I'm gonna try
to get you some food, okay?</i>

400
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:50,035
<i>Just hold on one sec. I'm gonna go
get some flies from the window sill, okay?</i>

401
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,680
<i>Hey. Why have you been acting so weird?</i>

402
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,988
<i>I'm not acting weird.</i>

403
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,116
<i>- You were just talking to your backpack.
- What?</i>

404
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,838
<i>- No, I wasn't.
- Darren, yes, you were.</i>

405
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,558
<i>- I wasn't.
- Let me... Just let me see it a second.</i>

406
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,312
<i>- You see? It's just my backpack.
- Seriously, stop it.</i>

407
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,995
<i>- Hey, give me my backpack, man.
- Hey, just let me see it.</i>

408
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,916
<i>Holy shit! That's... That's the...</i>

409
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,231
<i>Yeah, I went back to the theatre
after the show and I kind of borrowed it.</i>

410
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,912
<i>You stole from a vampire?</i>

411
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,558
<i>- Do you realise you're a dead man?
- Shh!</i>

412
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,716
<i>- You're a dead man!
- He's never gonna find me.</i>

413
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,199
<i>Okay, just...</i>

414
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,629
<i>Wait a second.
When did you go to Vur Horsten's room,</i>

415
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,438
and what did you see?

416
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,352
<i>All right, I saw everything.</i>

417
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,000
<i>Steve, are you crazy?
Why would you want to become a vampire?</i>

418
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,789
<i>Listen, you can't understand.
You have everything.</i>

419
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,478
<i>What do I have? A secret best friend?</i>

420
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,074
<i>Hey, leave it in there, okay?</i>

421
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,513
<i>- It's fine.
- I want to see it.</i>

422
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:53,913
<i>Be careful. Hey, be careful, okay?
Be really careful.</i>

423
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,319
(DARREN CLEARS THROAT)

424
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,153
<i>This thing's even more hideous close up.</i>

425
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,389
<i>Can you just put it back now, please?</i>

426
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,549
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

427
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,709
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

428
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,312
<i>DARREN. Okay, I need the pipe.</i>

429
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,831
<i>GIRL. I got a B-minus in history.</i>

430
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:22,875
DARREN. No!

431
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,309
(GIRLS SCREAMING)

432
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,552
Oh, my gosh, what is that?

433
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,789
(WHISTLING)

434
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,558
(STUDENTS CLAMOURING)

435
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,955
- Move!
- DARREN. Steve! Wait!

436
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,155
(SCREAMING)

437
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,309
<i>What's going on?</i>

438
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,549
STEVE. Move! Get out of the way, idiots!

439
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,632
<i>Watch out! Move!</i>

440
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,312
<i>Hey! Steve, don't!</i>

441
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,795
Now I got you! Hold still!

442
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,197
<i>What's the matter with you?
Whose side are you on?</i>

443
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,795
Hey! No! Hey!

444
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,475
<i>GIRL. Guys, look, it's in his shirt!</i>

445
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,352
(STUDENTS SCREAMING)

446
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,869
- Get it off me!
- GIRL. Oh, my God!

447
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,348
(GRUNTS)

448
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,636
<i>So what have you come
to steal from me this time? Thief!</i>

449
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,156
<i>Nothing. Nothing.</i>

450
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:33,030
<i>Look, Octa bit my best friend, Steve,
and he's in the hospital,</i>

451
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,158
<i>in a coma, because of me.</i>

452
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,232
<i>And I was wondering if you had an antidote.</i>

453
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,754
<i>- I do.
- Thank you.</i>

454
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,274
<i>But I only have a couple doses left.</i>

455
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,716
<i>Why should I waste any
on some little psychopath?</i>

456
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,836
<i>Please, I'm begging you, okay?</i>

457
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,959
<i>Look, I'm really sorry I stole Octa.
I don't know what came over me.</i>

458
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,918
<i>- I never steal things.
- Why not?</i>

459
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,195
<i>Because it's wrong.</i>

460
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,475
<i>So then you've learnt
a valuable moral lesson.</i>

461
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,549
<i>Yes, I have.</i>

462
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,030
<i>And you'll never do anything wrong again,
as long as you live.</i>

463
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,352
<i>- No, I won't.
- You see? Now you're a thief and a liar.</i>

464
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,954
<i>What did Mr Tiny want?</i>

465
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,273
<i>- Mr Tiny?
- The fat man in the limousine!</i>

466
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,396
<i>I don't know, something about souls and...
And destiny.</i>

467
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,115
<i>And he knew where I lived.</i>

468
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:25,795
<i>Looks like you're in deep shit,
my larcenous friend.</i>

469
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,190
<i>Mr Tiny doesn't just take a random interest
in people.</i>

470
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,193
<i>And the people he does take an interest in
wind up dead or worse.</i>

471
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,071
<i>What's worse than dead?</i>

472
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,595
<i>Oh.</i>

473
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,919
<i>Lots of things.</i>

474
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,598
<i>All right. I'll do it. I'll make you a bargain.</i>

475
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,276
<i>You'll become my assistant.
I'll turn you into a half vampire.</i>

476
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,477
<i>You'll be able to go out in the daylight,
very useful for me.</i>

477
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,836
<i>You'll do chores for me
and guard my coffin on the road.</i>

478
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,469
<i>And in return,
I'll try and keep Mr Tiny away from you.</i>

479
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,358
<i>Oh, and I'll save your stupid friend Steve,</i>

480
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,398
<i>despite the fact that he threatened to kill me.</i>

481
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,310
<i>- You'll save Steve?
- Why not?</i>

482
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:28,239
<i>If I became a half vampire,
would I have to kill people?</i>

483
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,918
<i>Interested, huh?</i>

484
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:35,519
<i>Vampires don't kill the people they feed on.
Vampaneze do.</i>

485
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,434
<i>Big source of controversy,
war for about 80 years, then a truce,</i>

486
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,637
<i>getting ugly again, apparently.
But time's wasting.</i>

487
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,911
<i>Want to become a vampire?</i>

488
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,396
<i>It's a lonely life, but there's lots of it.</i>

489
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,668
<i>I can't make that decision right now.</i>

490
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,273
<i>Do you wanna go home
and ask your mommy and daddy?</i>

491
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,989
<i>Do they make all the decisions
for good little boys like you?</i>

492
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,793
<i>No, they don't.</i>

493
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,920
<i>Poor Steve doesn't have much time left.</i>

494
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:23,277
<i>Fine, I'll do it.
To save my friend, not for any other reason.</i>

495
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,754
<i>- So get the antidote.
- Right here.</i>

496
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,351
<i>- Thank you. Thank you so much.
- First things first.</i>

497
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,317
<i>Let's test your blood.</i>

498
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,997
<i>What are you doing? I'm not gonna bite you
in the jugular. I could kill you that way.</i>

499
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,718
<i>Show me your hands.</i>

500
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,395
Ow!

501
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,309
<i>Mmm.</i>

502
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,873
<i>You have good blood. This will work.
All right, hold up your hands.</i>

503
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,197
<i>- We're going to exchange blood.
- That's creepy.</i>

504
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,555
<i>I know. But that's how it's done.</i>

505
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,353
<i>This may hurt when it gets to your heart.</i>

506
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:15,269
<i>(HEARTBEAT ACCELERATING)</i>

507
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,639
<i>I feel cold.</i>

508
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,032
<i>Lick your fingers.</i>

509
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,871
<i>Whoa, is that like vampire power?
Do I have super- spit now?</i>

510
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,396
<i>Yes, you have super- spit.
The rest will take a while.</i>

511
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,193
<i>The rest of what? What will I be able to do?</i>

512
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,875
<i>- Can I, like, turn into a bat and stuff?
- No, that's bullshit.</i>

513
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,394
<i>Now hop on my back. We're going to flit.</i>

514
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:00,237
<i>- We're gonna what?
- Just shut up and hop on my back.</i>

515
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,189
(INHALES DEEPLY)

516
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,349
(EXHALES)

517
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,475
(EXCLAIMS)

518
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,629
(GASPING)

519
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,993
<i>You held your breath, right?
Did I not tell you to hold your breath?</i>

520
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,469
(GRUNTS)

521
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,152
<i>Oh... Sorry.</i>

522
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,872
<i>Hold on.</i>

523
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:29,033
<i>- Why didn't we just take the elevator?
- I get claustrophobic.</i>

524
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,759
<i>Strange, huh,
given where I sleep every night.</i>

525
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,435
<i>But somehow when it's my own
confined space, it's different.</i>

526
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,876
<i>He looks horrible.
Can you give him the antidote, please?</i>

527
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,351
<i>She really didn't like him.</i>

528
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,313
<i>DARREN. Be careful.</i>

529
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,357
<i>Hey, what are you doing?</i>

530
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,069
<i>Shh.</i>

531
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,230
<i>That's it, right? He's gonna be better now?</i>

532
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,355
<i>That's it.</i>

533
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,632
(ALARMS BEEPING)

534
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,234
(SIGHS)

535
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,154
<i>- You are insufferable.
- Back! Stay back!</i>

536
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,229
<i>WOMAN ON PA. Code blue...</i>

537
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,118
<i>You have no idea
how ridiculous you look right now.</i>

538
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,269
<i>Code blue...</i>

539
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,397
<i>All right. If you want to pretend
this isn't happening, fine.</i>

540
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,597
<i>But being a vampire takes skill.
What is a code blue?</i>

541
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,193
<i>Code blue, code blue...</i>

542
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,794
<i>Try not to do something stupid
like kill your family.</i>

543
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,952
<i>Code blue, code blue, room 519, stat.</i>

544
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,951
<i>You are not supposed to be in here!</i>

545
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,873
<i>Code blue.
All available staff please report to room...</i>

546
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,792
<i>(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)</i>

547
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,190
<i>- BOY. It must have hurt.
- Yeah, it hurt.</i>

548
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,113
<i>- It wasn't... It wasn't fun.
- It's great you're back.</i>

549
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,235
<i>- Yeah.
- We missed you.</i>

550
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,232
<i>Well, well, well, Steve is back, huh?</i>

551
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,313
<i>So, Steve, what you got for me?</i>

552
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,556
<i>Stay away from those brownies.
They're for dessert.</i>

553
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,399
<i>- Okay. No brownies.
- Next...</i>

554
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:48,951
<i>Hey, Darren, do you think that this outfit
looks better on her, or this?</i>

555
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,673
<i>What's going on?</i>

556
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,753
<i>(HEART THUMPING)</i>

557
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,513
<i>You look weird. Darren.</i>

558
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,875
(ROARS)

559
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:02,949
<i>Darren!</i>

560
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,029
(SCREAMS)

561
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,789
<i>Sorry.</i>

562
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,558
<i>Sorry, I...
I was just pretending to be a vampire.</i>

563
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,798
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

564
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,719
<i>CREPSLEY. Nice room.</i>

565
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,389
<i>Some excellent reading material
you have here.</i>

566
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,119
<i>Thought this was all on the Internet now.</i>

567
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,397
<i>- Mine's blocked.
- Hmm.</i>

568
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,389
(SNIFFLING)

569
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,790
<i>Don't... No, don't do that. Don't cry.</i>

570
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,836
<i>- Honestly. Stop, stop.
- No.</i>

571
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,278
<i>- I'm not crying.
- Of course not. That's what...</i>

572
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,910
<i>Look, I don't want to hurt people, okay?
I'm not like you.</i>

573
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,196
<i>I was this close away from killing my sister.</i>

574
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:52,239
<i>Perhaps you should have thought of that
before you stole my spider!</i>

575
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:59,075
<i>Look, I'm sorry, but you can't stay here.
You're going to have to leave them.</i>

576
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:03,598
<i>- Like forever?
- Like forever.</i>

577
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,958
<i>It's time to admit that to yourself, Darren.</i>

578
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,951
<i>But you can't just leave.</i>

579
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,671
<i>You're going to have to die first.</i>

580
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,949
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

581
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,318
<i>Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.</i>

582
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,509
MR SHAN. Hmm?

583
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,793
<i>Hi. Hi.</i>

584
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,919
<i>Hey, I just wanted to say that you guys
are really, really good parents.</i>

585
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,232
<i>You're doing a great job,
and I'm sorry for not doing all my chores</i>

586
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,356
<i>and for complaining so much.</i>

587
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:55,111
<i>- And I love you guys a lot.
- We love you, too, sweetie.</i>

588
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,233
<i>Bye, Annie.</i>

589
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,919
<i>How old were you
when you became a vampire?</i>

590
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,715
<i>Twenty. It was 1803, the third of May.</i>

591
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,912
<i>I'd just been left by my fiancee,
Hesther Collins.</i>

592
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,557
<i>I thought she was the most beautiful girl
in Baltimore.</i>

593
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,996
<i>I saw her again 60 years later.
She was an old crone,</i>

594
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,079
<i>but my heart still beat like a jackrabbit.</i>

595
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,199
Wow, dumped, huh?

596
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,558
<i>So big, bad, old Crepsley became a vampire
'cause he got dumped?</i>

597
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,959
(LAUGHING)

598
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,436
<i>Have you ever been dumped?</i>

599
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,953
<i>Yeah.</i>

600
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,112
<i>Then perhaps
you should be more sympathetic.</i>

601
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:58,232
<i>Here it is. Drink up.</i>

602
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,996
<i>- My lips are numb.
- Good.</i>

603
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,476
<i>- I've got pins and needles in my hands.
- Excellent.</i>

604
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,437
<i>That means it's working.</i>

605
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,317
<i>Nice night, actually.</i>

606
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,833
<i>Is that the Little Dipper or the Big one?
I can never remember.</i>

607
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,273
<i>Sorry about that.</i>

608
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,636
<i>I had to do that or they would never
believe you were dead. Don't worry.</i>

609
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,711
<i>There's no damage to your spinal cord,</i>

610
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,394
<i>and I'll sneak into the funeral home
and fix your broken neck.</i>

611
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,950
<i>Oh, and sorry about this next part.</i>

612
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,794
<i>Darren,</i>

613
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,994
<i>I hate you so much
for leaving me here with these idiots.</i>

614
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,238
<i>Darren. Hey, Shan!</i>

615
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,430
<i>- Ass wipe, are you in there? Darren!
- Steve.</i>

616
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:32,399
<i>Okay, time out, time out. Not about you.
We're all feeling grief.</i>

617
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,234
<i>Wake-y, wake-y.</i>

618
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,318
<i>Here. Fill that hole.</i>

619
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,075
<i>I can't do that.
I'm all cramped up. My legs are still numb.</i>

620
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,318
<i>- Can you feel this?
- Ow! What the heck?</i>

621
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:38,753
(SNIFFING)

622
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,469
<i>- Do you smell a rotting corpse?
- Ha, ha, very funny.</i>

623
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,153
<i>- Get back in the grave.
- I'm not getting back in the grave.</i>

624
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:48,708
<i>- Don't argue with me. Get in.
- No.</i>

625
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,194
(GASPS)

626
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,593
(CREPSLEY GRUNTING)

627
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:02,390
<i>Hello, old friend. Old Crepsley.
How's the scar?</i>

628
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,560
<i>Shall I give you another?</i>

629
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,710
(BOTH GRUNTING)

630
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,554
(SCREAMS)

631
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:14,829
(MURLAUGH LAUGHS)

632
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,435
(DARREN EXCLAIMS)

633
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,675
<i>Hello, bag of blood.</i>

634
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,878
<i>You're coming with me.</i>

635
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,429
(EXCLAIMING)

636
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,109
Run!

637
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,389
(SPITS)

638
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,517
<i>You come with Murlaugh now.
You're one of us.</i>

639
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,548
<i>Not one of those filthy vampires.</i>

640
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,193
DARREN. (MUFFLED) Let me go!

641
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,391
<i>Where are we going?</i>

642
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,475
(DARREN EXCLAIMS)

643
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:47,439
<i>- Hold your breath.
- DARREN. What? No, no, no, no, no, no.</i>

644
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:56,755
(CAR HORN BLARING)

645
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,110
<i>- Let's go!
- Not yet!</i>

646
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,155
(HORN BLARING)

647
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,317
<i>Don't look behind you.</i>

648
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:17,229
<i>Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Are you all right?</i>

649
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:19,954
<i>Come here!</i>

650
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,878
(PANTING)

651
00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:27,390
<i>Breathe.</i>

652
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,355
<i>GIRL 1. Right over the plate!</i>

653
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,989
<i>- GIRL 2. Oh, my God.
- Do you know those guys?</i>

654
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,554
<i>- Are we there yet?
- Almost.</i>

655
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,273
(LAUGHTER ECHOING)

656
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,154
<i>DARREN. Where are we?</i>

657
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,311
<i>CREPSLEY. The Cirque's
winter campgrounds.</i>

658
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,356
<i>You'll be safe here if they let you stay.</i>

659
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,553
<i>Try to fit in.</i>

660
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,589
<i>- Come on.
- So all the freaks live here?</i>

661
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,395
<i>Yes.</i>

662
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,198
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

663
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,234
(CLEARS THROAT)

664
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:06,673
<i>Don't stare.</i>

665
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,633
<i>MAN. It's really...</i>

666
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,794
<i>LOAF HEAD. You want to go to my tent?
You know, we can rehearse in my tent.</i>

667
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,836
<i>GERTHA. I'm not gonna rehearse in your tent.</i>

668
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,236
<i>It'll be great, you know.
You always have fun in my tent.</i>

669
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,592
<i>Wait here for me.</i>

670
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,039
<i>MAN 1. Well, I was thinking about it.</i>

671
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,031
<i>I mean, you're not gonna be
able to do this forever, right?</i>

672
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,076
<i>MAN 2. If you set everything up,
so I can just fill it out.</i>

673
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:50,675
<i>Neutral. The Cirque
has always remained neutral.</i>

674
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:55,272
<i>- That's how it has survived all these years.
- You'll still be neutral.</i>

675
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,875
<i>I'm not trying to drag you into anything.
I'm trying to keep myself out of it.</i>

676
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,758
<i>And why exactly do you think
Tiny wants this boy?</i>

677
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,398
<i>I'm not sure yet.</i>

678
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,592
<i>But whenever Mr Tiny wants something,</i>

679
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,319
<i>I make it my policy to try
and keep him from it.</i>

680
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,516
<i>That's a dangerous policy.</i>

681
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,154
<i>Hey, what are you doing?
That's Mr Tall's tent.</i>

682
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,358
<i>Hi, I'm Darren.</i>

683
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,589
<i>What are you doing here?</i>

684
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:24,749
(LAUGHS)

685
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,478
<i>That's what I'm trying to figure out.</i>

686
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,271
<i>You can listen if you want.</i>

687
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,398
<i>- How much does the boy know?
- Nothing.</i>

688
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,711
<i>He's waiting by my tent
if you want to speak with him.</i>

689
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,873
<i>You know, Larten, the thing you might
not realise about children is,</i>

690
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,156
<i>they don't always do what they're told!</i>

691
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,318
<i>Rebecca. Don't you have work
you should be doing?</i>

692
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,756
<i>Yes. Sorry, Mr Tall. It won't happen again.
I mean, I don't eavesdrop on people.</i>

693
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,354
<i>- It was his idea.
- I didn't make you do anything.</i>

694
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,158
<i>Well, you couldn't make me do anything
if you tried.</i>

695
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,549
<i>- Oh, really, huh?
- MR TALL. Enough. Rebecca,</i>

696
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,233
<i>I would like you to take Darren to Evra's tent.</i>

697
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,232
<i>Evra will be his roommate
while he stays with us.</i>

698
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,556
<i>You'll have to work, Darren.
Everybody here pitches in.</i>

699
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,274
<i>That's fine.</i>

700
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:18,831
<i>I actually worked for my dad's office
a couple of weeks this summer.</i>

701
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,876
<i>I did photocopies, so...</i>

702
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:29,311
<i>This is on a temporary basis, Larten.
I can't endanger everybody for your sake.</i>

703
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,118
<i>Of course. Thank you.</i>

704
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,118
<i>So, what are you doing here anyway,
with all these freaks?</i>

705
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,476
<i>Why? Do you have a problem with freaks?</i>

706
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:42,553
<i>No, I mean, they kind of freak me out, but...</i>

707
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,234
<i>They freak you out. Clever, really clever.</i>

708
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,472
<i>Well, I really have to get back to work.
Harkat can show you the way.</i>

709
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:52,754
<i>Harkat, take Darren to Evra's tent, please.</i>

710
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:53,989
(GRUMBLING)

711
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,156
<i>Well, you better follow him.</i>

712
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,671
<i>Okay, see you sometime.</i>

713
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,675
(CHUCKLES)

714
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,116
<i>No, I saw what you did to
my friend Steve's hand at the theatre, buddy.</i>

715
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,155
(GRUMBLING)

716
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,673
<i>Dude, I'm not giving you my hand, okay?</i>

717
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:27,593
(WHIMPERING)

718
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,238
<i>I'm sorry. Here.</i>

719
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:32,955
(SNARLS)

720
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,234
<i>TRUSKA. Harkat!</i>

721
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:38,393
<i>You have to stop biting people,
or no one will want to be around you.</i>

722
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,715
<i>You.</i>

723
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:49,955
<i>Death.</i>

724
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,676
<i>Redemption. Despair.</i>

725
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,035
(EXCLAIMS)

726
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,072
<i>Triumph. Disaster.</i>

727
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,273
What did I say?

728
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:08,117
<i>"Death, redemption, despair,
triumph, disaster."</i>

729
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:14,436
<i>Well, don't worry about it.
Go ahead, Harkat. Take him to Evra's.</i>

730
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,592
<i>And no more teeth.</i>

731
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:17,874
(MOANS)

732
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,876
You mean, this is it?

733
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:34,116
<i>EVRA. Chill in the laundry for a sec.
There you go. Good girl.</i>

734
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:39,311
<i>Good snake. Love you.</i>

735
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,074
(HISSING)

736
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:46,399
<i>So, I guess we're gonna be roommates.
So how are you f'd up?</i>

737
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,079
<i>- F'd up?
- Freaked up.</i>

738
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:53,711
<i>- How... What kind of freak are you?
- Oh, I'm not a freak. I'm normal.</i>

739
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,110
<i>- You're normal?
- No. I mean, I'm half vampire,</i>

740
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,838
<i>but I'm completely normal.</i>

741
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,639
<i>You're a half vampire, but you're normal.</i>

742
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:04,593
<i>I like that.</i>

743
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:09,229
<i>And don't worry about, like,
if I'm gonna drink your blood or anything.</i>

744
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,357
<i>I'm not gonna drink anyone's blood.</i>

745
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,036
<i>What a relief. Okay, this isn't awkward at all.</i>

746
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,395
<i>This is your corner of the tent. All right?</i>

747
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,550
<i>You do not cross over
to any other part of the tent,</i>

748
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:24,200
<i>except to enter and exit the tent. All right?</i>

749
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:28,353
<i>And you are never, ever to touch my stuff,
especially this stuff over here.</i>

750
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,431
<i>This is my recording studio.</i>

751
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,956
<i>Oh, cool. Yeah, I...
I actually used to have a drum set,</i>

752
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,396
<i>but, you know, my parents made me
give it away, so...</i>

753
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,118
<i>- Mmm.
- Yeah.</i>

754
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,550
<i>Well, there are no parents here.</i>

755
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:42,755
(CHUCKLES)

756
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,435
<i>Oh...</i>

757
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:46,834
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

758
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:51,077
<i>Yeah. Shedding, itches like crazy.</i>

759
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,636
<i>You should actually go wash
your hand off before you get pink eye.</i>

760
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:54,755
(CLICKING TONGUE RAPIDLY)

761
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:59,229
<i>Did you forget to tell me you were going to
go away for a couple of days? Huh?</i>

762
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,518
<i>I can't believe you're treating me like this.
I've been worried sick.</i>

763
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,192
<i>Why can't you just get a cell phone?</i>

764
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,872
<i>Because vampires don't need cell phones.</i>

765
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,999
<i>(SCOFFS) "Vampires don't need this,
vampires don't need that."</i>

766
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,071
<i>I'll tell you what vampires need.</i>

767
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:15,312
<i>They need to listen.
Didn't I tell you that I had a foreboding?</i>

768
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,597
<i>And what do you do?
You show up here with that kid.</i>

769
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:23,231
<i>It's been a long night. I just flitted across
two states. I think I'll just hit the pine early.</i>

770
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:24,788
<i>No, wait.</i>

771
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,157
<i>You don't love me any more. It's my beard.</i>

772
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,830
<i>You know how I feel about you.
I just don't want to outlive anyone.</i>

773
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:39,436
<i>It's depressing watching people you care
about grow old while you stay young.</i>

774
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,318
<i>Have you looked at yourself
in the mirror lately?</i>

775
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,435
(CHUCKLES)

776
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,033
<i>You're no kid.</i>

777
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,432
<i>Oh, no, no. I'm still angry at you. Mmm-mmm.</i>

778
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,556
<i>Mmm-mmm.</i>

779
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:55,998
<i>Your mouth says no,
but your beard says yes.</i>

780
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,074
<i>I can't believe he's gone, man.</i>

781
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,118
<i>- I know. He was like my best friend.
- No, he was my best friend.</i>

782
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,758
<i>- I knew him first.
- So what?</i>

783
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,717
<i>I thought he was a dick.</i>

784
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,392
- What?
- What?

785
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,113
<i>- Dude.
- Oh, my...</i>

786
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,919
<i>Here, get up before one of the teachers
see you. That kid's psycho.</i>

787
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:20,510
<i>Mr Leonard, what you got for me here?
Finish the quiz already?</i>

788
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,839
<i>- MR TINY. Careful.
- Whoa!</i>

789
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,150
<i>The first step is a big one.</i>

790
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:41,912
<i>Oh, I know.
You miss the one known as Darren.</i>

791
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:47,233
<i>You feel betrayed, abandoned.
You're a loyal friend,</i>

792
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:49,559
<i>unlike him.</i>

793
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:55,115
<i>- Darren was a loyal friend.
- Oh, really?</i>

794
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:59,991
<i>What if I told you he's still alive?
He's taken your place,</i>

795
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,675
<i>stealing your dreams. Oh, I know.</i>

796
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:07,196
<i>You dream of killing people,
drinking their blood.</i>

797
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:11,876
<i>You dream of leading
a great, bloodthirsty army.</i>

798
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,678
<i>Who the hell are you?</i>

799
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,352
<i>- I'm Mr Tiny.
- Are you a vampire?</i>

800
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,910
<i>No, I'm not a vampire. I'm not a Vampaneze.</i>

801
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,594
<i>I'm an aficionado.</i>

802
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:28,229
<i>I want to see a marvellous war.</i>

803
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,754
<i>What do you want from me, you freak?</i>

804
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:35,636
<i>I'm not a freak. I despise freaks.</i>

805
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,917
<i>Can a freak travel back and forth
between life and death?</i>

806
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,319
<i>I think not.</i>

807
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:44,154
<i>Can a freak create new life
from rotting flesh and dead souls?</i>

808
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,355
<i>Please.</i>

809
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:50,719
<i>Can a freak bring about the apocalypse
and rule the world?</i>

810
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:52,668
<i>No.</i>

811
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:59,672
<i>Sadly, neither can I, not without help.
I need a champion.</i>

812
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:04,991
<i>One of two boys, two dear friends.</i>

813
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:10,235
<i>And by the way, I love your DNA.</i>

814
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:13,669
(EXHALES)

815
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,757
<i>You care for a pancake?</i>

816
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:22,596
<i>- No, I can't. I'm...
- We know what you are.</i>

817
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,470
<i>You're bad news. That's what.</i>

818
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:30,429
<i>(SCOFFS) But nothing I couldn't deal with
in just about two bites.</i>

819
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:31,714
(CHOMPING)

820
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,678
<i>Don't mind him. He just needs some Ex-Lax.</i>

821
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:37,479
<i>- Welcome to the Cirque.
- Thank you.</i>

822
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,468
<i>Would you like to eat one of my hands?
I can grow them back.</i>

823
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:41,629
<i>Yeah, they are delicious.</i>

824
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,711
<i>Hey, Vampelina.</i>

825
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,392
<i>Come on,
we gotta go clean out Wolfie's cage,</i>

826
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:49,393
<i>and then Crepsley left, like,
a list of stuff for you to do for him.</i>

827
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:50,799
<i>It looks like you're Crepsley's bitch now.</i>

828
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,154
<i>- Evra.
- What?</i>

829
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,112
(GROWLING)

830
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:00,832
<i>Okay, so you guys are gonna do it. And go.</i>

831
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,199
<i>DARREN. I can't believe
the tiny people eat these rats.</i>

832
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:13,508
<i>REBECCA. They'll eat you
if you don't watch out.</i>

833
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,669
(EXCLAIMS)

834
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:15,795
<i>Don't!</i>

835
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,115
<i>So where do you come from anyways?</i>

836
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:37,475
(GRUNTS)

837
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:40,875
(EXCLAIMS)

838
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,916
<i>I guess I could probably, like, open this up,</i>

839
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,231
<i>and you'd probably turn into dust
or something, huh?</i>

840
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:54,437
<i>You wouldn't like that now,
would you, Dracula?</i>

841
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:55,999
<i>Who's the boss now, baby?</i>

842
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,993
<i>Okay. Concentrate now.
How hard can it be to flit?</i>

843
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:09,349
(GROANS)

844
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,389
<i>Ow. Perfect.</i>

845
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:34,869
(SHUDDERS)

846
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,078
<i>What's the point?</i>

847
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:50,156
<i>- I'm just not that much of a freak.
- Gertha, you're a major freak.</i>

848
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:58,634
<i>Sorry, you're not my type.</i>

849
01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:01,990
<i>Do you ever miss your family?</i>

850
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:05,829
<i>Not really.</i>

851
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:08,753
<i>I joined the Cirque when I was two.
Two days old, that is.</i>

852
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:12,515
<i>Mr Tall found me in a dumpster.
So I guess this is my family.</i>

853
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:14,634
(PLAYING GUITAR)

854
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:18,315
<i>(SINGING) Dumpster baby,
oh, dumpster baby</i>

855
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,756
<i>I wanna be your dumpster baby</i>

856
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,196
<i>No.</i>

857
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,559
<i>Hey, this is Steve. You know what to do.</i>

858
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,189
<i>- What are you doing?
- Oh, nothing.</i>

859
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,799
May I see it?

860
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:59,437
<i>- Yeah, I guess.
- I've always wanted one of these.</i>

861
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:02,836
<i>Hey! What are you doing?</i>

862
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,434
<i>We must be very careful
who we talk to, Darren.</i>

863
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:06,555
(CAR APPROACHING)

864
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,513
(ROARS)

865
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,235
(ALL MUTTERING EXCITEDLY)

866
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:20,958
(MAKING MONKEY CALLS)

867
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,399
<i>Go to your tent and stay there with Evra.</i>

868
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:42,751
<i>Yes. I have returned.</i>

869
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:49,479
<i>I have returned!</i>

870
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:55,076
<i>Unacceptable. Unforgivable.
To blood a child?</i>

871
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,232
(ACCUSING IN FRENCH)

872
01:03:57,440 --> 01:04:00,034
<i>By the way, is he drinking enough blood?</i>

873
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,430
<i>- He's not drinking any blood.
- Not drinking blood?</i>

874
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:06,958
<i>Crepsley, don't you know he has to?
He must.</i>

875
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,437
<i>Or perhaps you're worried
he'll love it too much.</i>

876
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:17,389
<i>- He might be Vampaneze at heart.
- You'd like that.</i>

877
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:19,675
<i>You've been favouring them
for the last 100 years.</i>

878
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:24,675
<i>On the contrary, I'm strictly neutral,
like the Cirque.</i>

879
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:26,796
<i>Correct, Mr Tall?</i>

880
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,754
<i>Correct.</i>

881
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:33,030
<i>Then tell us why you want him.</i>

882
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:36,351
<i>It's one of your self-fulfilling prophecies,
isn't it?</i>

883
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:39,113
<i>Well, one does dream of the cataclysm.</i>

884
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:45,110
<i>This truce may not last forever.</i>

885
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,237
<i>There might be new leaders.
New blood, as it were.</i>

886
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:52,868
<i>Perhaps a boy, a bloodthirsty boy.</i>

887
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,395
<i>It's all been written.</i>

888
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,597
<i>Then why do you care?
You're up to something, Desmond.</i>

889
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:03,673
<i>Me? I may write the script,</i>

890
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:07,639
<i>but the characters have a tendency
to do as they please.</i>

891
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:11,759
<i>You, for example,
have an unseemly amount of free will.</i>

892
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:17,198
<i>Now, Mr Tall, will you be reasonable
and give me the child?</i>

893
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:21,593
<i>I've always done what you ask.
I'm not one to cause trouble.</i>

894
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:29,271
<i>But I need to think about all this.
I won't make a decision hastily.</i>

895
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:32,875
<i>You know, I always get what I want,
in the end.</i>

896
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:40,832
(ALL CHATTERING)

897
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,990
<i>MR TINY. Keep an eye on him, my pets.</i>

898
01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:00,395
<i>Hey, dude. Sorry, we're on our own today.</i>

899
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,669
<i>Rebecca's back in the costume shop.</i>

900
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:26,033
<i>- Hey.
- Hey.</i>

901
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,955
<i>I'm here for Crepsley's cape.</i>

902
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:33,430
<i>- It's that red one with, like, the...
- I know what Crepsley's cape looks like.</i>

903
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,431
<i>What do your friends want?</i>

904
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:38,999
Hey! Beat it!

905
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:43,757
<i>Does this trailer have, like,
a back entrance or something?</i>

906
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:47,196
<i>Yeah, it's right back there.
Wait, your pants are ripped.</i>

907
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:51,273
<i>Take them off. Try this pair on.</i>

908
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:55,429
<i>- DARREN. They fit.
- Yeah.</i>

909
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:04,077
<i>So, you know, Rebecca, you...</i>

910
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,476
<i>You never really told me
what you're doing here with the Cirque.</i>

911
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,279
<i>Well, Darren, since you ask,</i>

912
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:14,278
<i>I'm a monkey girl.</i>

913
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:17,671
<i>- You're a what?
- What?</i>

914
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,877
<i>Nothing, I thought you just said
you were a monkey girl.</i>

915
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:22,439
<i>Well, oh, yeah.</i>

916
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:25,395
<i>Yeah.</i>

917
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,275
What does that mean?

918
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:35,433
<i>It means I have a tail.
Do you have a problem with that?</i>

919
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:40,555
<i>No, because... 'Cause you're joking, right?</i>

920
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:45,031
<i>No, I'm not joking. I keep it wrapped up
because people kept stepping on it.</i>

921
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:47,835
<i>Oh.</i>

922
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:49,075
<i>Yeah.</i>

923
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,675
<i>Anyway, your pants look really good.</i>

924
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:57,351
<i>Yeah, I know. You picked it out.
That's really good.</i>

925
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:04,834
(YELPING)

926
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:05,989
Shush!

927
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:09,319
<i>Thanks. They've been spying on me all day.</i>

928
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:15,679
<i>So if you were interested in a girl, okay,
and she had like...</i>

929
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:20,359
<i>Like a tail, let's say,
would that be a problem or...</i>

930
01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:22,351
<i>Well, I'll put it to you this way.</i>

931
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:24,158
<i>If you had told me
a couple hundred years ago</i>

932
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:27,073
<i>that I would someday be dating a woman
with bristles on her chin,</i>

933
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:30,675
<i>I would have told you you were insane.
But here we are.</i>

934
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:36,794
<i>By the way, there's a new rule.
You're not to leave camp any more.</i>

935
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:39,630
<i>- Why not?
- Because I said so.</i>

936
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:41,789
(SCOFFS)

937
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:45,190
<i>You're not my dad.
You can't just tell me what to do...</i>

938
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,628
<i>CREPSLEY. When was the last time
you were in a fight?</i>

939
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:51,869
<i>DARREN. Uh... Second grade.</i>

940
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:54,757
<i>Steve's usually the one
that gets in all the fights.</i>

941
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:57,274
<i>Well, Steve's not here to fight for you.</i>

942
01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:59,430
<i>And what if I wasn't, either?</i>

943
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:03,352
<i>What if you were alone in the dark
and someone wanted to kill you?</i>

944
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:06,193
<i>Rip out your heart and drink its blood?</i>

945
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:07,554
What then?

946
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:12,668
<i>Crepsley?</i>

947
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:16,792
<i>Crepsley, come on.</i>

948
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:21,714
<i>Crepsley?</i>

949
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:31,872
<i>- You're hurting me.
- What are you going to do about it? Well?</i>

950
01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:33,555
(BOTH GRUNTING)

951
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:40,071
<i>You're soft. You're a soft little boy.</i>

952
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:43,357
<i>They're looking for you, Darren.
This is not the schoolyard.</i>

953
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:47,672
<i>You either have to learn to fight or to run.
So which is it going to be?</i>

954
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:02,312
<i>Good. But don't use your fist.
You have something better.</i>

955
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,631
<i>Use your fingernails like a dagger. Watch.</i>

956
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:13,948
<i>Try it. Extend your fingers
and follow all the way through.</i>

957
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:15,792
<i>Use all your strength.</i>

958
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:22,634
Ow!

959
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:27,154
<i>- God, I think I broke a nail.
- You broke a nail?</i>

960
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:32,113
<i>You need blood.
We have a lot of work to do.</i>

961
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:40,273
<i>- Blood will have blood.
- ALL. Blood will have blood.</i>

962
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:43,670
<i>Are you ready, you filthy little pig,
to be stuck?</i>

963
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:46,035
<i>Do you renounce living with the living?</i>

964
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:49,194
<i>Are you prepared to die with the dead?</i>

965
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:53,629
(WHIMPERS)

966
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:57,989
(SNARLS)

967
01:10:58,960 --> 01:10:59,995
(BANGING ON DOOR)

968
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:19,154
<i>- Steve, what the hell are you doing?
- Well, hi, Mr Kersey.</i>

969
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,512
<i>I just wanted to stop by real quick</i>

970
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:25,229
<i>and actually apologise for the way,
you know, I've been acting in school lately.</i>

971
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:27,470
<i>It's 3.00 a.m.</i>

972
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,438
<i>My teachers troubled me when I was a lad.</i>

973
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:38,637
<i>They caned me and caned me
till I was bloody.</i>

974
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:39,835
(SNARLS)

975
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:45,909
<i>Then one day, I took up a broken switch,</i>

976
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,592
<i>and I rammed it in my teacher's eyeball.</i>

977
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,033
(MURLAUGH CHUCKLING)

978
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:55,478
<i>- Who are you?
- I'm his mentor.</i>

979
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:03,279
You see, Steve?

980
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:05,355
Ow!

981
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:09,993
<i>This is what Crepsley wants us to live with.</i>

982
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:21,998
<i>So, Mr Kersey, what you got for me?</i>

983
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:26,190
<i>- So you really don't kill people?
- No, Darren.</i>

984
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:30,994
<i>You just sedate them and feed a little bit,
and then leave.</i>

985
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:33,116
<i>I actually developed the method.</i>

986
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:36,749
<i>Well, two other vampires and I,
Gavner and Vincent.</i>

987
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:40,478
<i>We were the freaks of the vampire world.
No one understood us.</i>

988
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,596
<i>And then they started to realise</i>

989
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:45,433
<i>that if you don't kill your prey every time
like a little piggy,</i>

990
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:50,190
<i>then you don't get hunted down by irate
townspeople with pitchforks and torches.</i>

991
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:55,271
<i>And now half the vampires feed this way,
and the other half hate us.</i>

992
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,274
<i>Quiet now.</i>

993
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:05,755
(EXHALES)

994
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:09,957
<i>DARREN. Whoa! How'd you do that?</i>

995
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:13,791
<i>Vampires can exhale a gas
that knocks out humans.</i>

996
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:14,869
Really?

997
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:18,157
<i>Drink some blood,
you'll be able to do all kinds of things.</i>

998
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:23,109
<i>Now, we just make a small incision
in his shoulder. Right here.</i>

999
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:27,517
<i>And then you take a sip.</i>

1000
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:32,270
<i>Don't worry. He won't become a vampire
unless you exchange blood with him.</i>

1001
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:36,717
<i>Go ahead. I had some a couple of days ago.
It's very refreshing.</i>

1002
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,950
<i>No, I'm not gonna drink human blood.</i>

1003
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:42,555
<i>Hurry up, before someone sees us.
We haven't got all night.</i>

1004
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:45,118
<i>I'm not going to.</i>

1005
01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:52,752
<i>You have to drink blood, Darren,
or you'll die. It's as simple as that.</i>

1006
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,434
<i>Damn kid is gonna get himself killed.</i>

1007
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:04,279
<i>Larten, what made you blood him?</i>

1008
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:08,109
<i>I needed someone to run errands for me.</i>

1009
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:11,237
<i>Oh, come on,
you didn't need to blood him for that.</i>

1010
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:14,312
<i>I had a feeling if I didn't,
something terrible would happen to him.</i>

1011
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:18,996
<i>Something terrible?
As opposed to becoming a vampire?</i>

1012
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:23,796
<i>I think you're getting lonely.</i>

1013
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:28,670
<i>After 200 years of living alone, why on earth
would I suddenly become lonely?</i>

1014
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:32,719
<i>I don't know. Midlife crisis? What is it?</i>

1015
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:34,989
<i>They're here.</i>

1016
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,153
(EXCLAIMS)

1017
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:26,355
(GRUNTING)

1018
01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:32,314
<i>REBECCA. Watch out!</i>

1019
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:34,309
(GASPING)

1020
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:38,749
(GRUNTS)

1021
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:49,038
<i>- That's not fair.
- Back!</i>

1022
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:51,111
<i>REBECCA. Darren, get out of here!</i>

1023
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:52,749
<i>CREPSLEY. Duck!</i>

1024
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:57,553
(SCREAMING)

1025
01:15:58,200 --> 01:15:59,235
<i>CREPSLEY. Move.</i>

1026
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:04,915
<i>Get in.</i>

1027
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,035
<i>Psst.</i>

1028
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:09,394
(FLIES BUZZING)

1029
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:14,238
(GROWLING)

1030
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,114
(SNIFFING)

1031
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:19,189
(ROARING)

1032
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:35,349
(SCREAMING)

1033
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:45,240
Hey! Hey!

1034
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:49,119
<i>Look, I don't even like the Wolfman,</i>

1035
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:52,670
<i>but that don't mean you can come in here
and beat up on a freak!</i>

1036
01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:54,637
<i>You're messing
with the wrong sideshow, baby!</i>

1037
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:58,679
<i>- I'll bite your damn noses off!
- I'm gonna ram my head up your ass.</i>

1038
01:16:58,760 --> 01:16:59,795
MR TALL. Stop!

1039
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:02,469
Stop!

1040
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:06,156
<i>There'll be no fighting here.</i>

1041
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:12,555
<i>How dare you enter this campground?
The Vampire Council will hear of this.</i>

1042
01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:19,472
<i>Tell the little vampire it's time to come home.</i>

1043
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:24,478
<i>It's almost dawn. I have a spare coffin here.
I suggest you get some rest as well.</i>

1044
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:26,835
<i>Aren't we gonna, like, double back
and attack them or something?</i>

1045
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:28,148
Do you want to stay alive?

1046
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:32,313
<i>You're not even drinking blood yet.
I doubt you'd be much good in a fight.</i>

1047
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:36,473
<i>- Well, what if they hurt someone?
- People can look out for themselves.</i>

1048
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,235
<i>You've been looking out for me.</i>

1049
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:44,310
<i>- Why?
- Why? Because I'm an idiot, that's why.</i>

1050
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:47,793
<i>Only an idiot would spit
in the eye of Mr Tiny.</i>

1051
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:51,190
<i>Because he doesn't just kill people,
he brings them back, as well.</i>

1052
01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:54,716
<i>And when I finally die,
I plan on staying dead.</i>

1053
01:17:56,040 --> 01:18:00,397
<i>Life may be meaningless,
but death I still have hope for.</i>

1054
01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:03,715
<i>Life isn't meaningless.</i>

1055
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:07,793
<i>Tell me that after 200 years of it, kid.
Good day.</i>

1056
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:12,071
(RATS SQUEAKING)

1057
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:19,995
<i>WOMAN 1. You know I never liked him.
WOMAN 2. I never did, either.</i>

1058
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:23,470
<i>WOMAN 1. I told you when I first saw him.
WOMAN 3. Should never have let him in.</i>

1059
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:24,788
<i>WOMAN 4. We all know it's his fault.</i>

1060
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:28,077
<i>WOMAN 5. I just can't believe
he has the nerve to walk around in here.</i>

1061
01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:29,752
<i>WOMAN 6. That poor Rebecca.</i>

1062
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:37,390
<i>They took her? Where?</i>

1063
01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:43,309
<i>I don't know,
but they said to tell you to come home.</i>

1064
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:49,836
<i>Which, of course, you're not gonna do.
Wait, Darren, Darren. No, buddy.</i>

1065
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:51,114
<i>Those guys are huge, man.</i>

1066
01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:02,038
<i>- Hey, Mr and Mrs Shan. Hey, Annie.
- Steve. What are you doing here?</i>

1067
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:07,310
<i>Well, you know, I've been thinking.
You guys probably really miss your son.</i>

1068
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:11,678
<i>And my mom is drunk half the time,
so she doesn't really notice I'm there.</i>

1069
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:15,034
How about you guys adopt me?

1070
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,155
(CLATTERING)

1071
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:19,593
<i>No interest?</i>

1072
01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:23,229
<i>Told you they wouldn't go for it.</i>

1073
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:25,149
<i>Hmm.</i>

1074
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:27,152
<i>How disappointing.</i>

1075
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:32,357
<i>So few "people" have the parenting instinct
the way I do.</i>

1076
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:36,994
(EXHALES CONTENTEDLY)

1077
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:39,552
<i>Ready for the prom?</i>

1078
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:54,755
<i>(SINGING) Make new friends, but keep the old</i>

1079
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:58,037
<i>One is silver and the other's gold</i>

1080
01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:02,193
<i>Make new friends, but keep the old</i>

1081
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:05,477
<i>One is silver and the other's gold</i>

1082
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:06,989
(GASPS)

1083
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:48,953
(SQUEAKING)

1084
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:54,359
(OCTA SQUEAKING)

1085
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:59,792
<i>Hey, Octa.
Say goodbye to Crepsley for me, okay?</i>

1086
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:02,075
<i>Tell him I'm sorry but I have to go home.</i>

1087
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:05,714
(SIGHS)

1088
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:08,995
<i>It's time, isn't it?</i>

1089
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:35,276
<i>- Twenty-six, 27.
- Twenty-seven, 27.</i>

1090
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:40,038
<i>- All right, no, no. Twenty-eight.
- May I borrow a couple of these?</i>

1091
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:45,193
<i>Don't forget to bring them back, though.
Both of them.</i>

1092
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:51,119
<i>You're in danger, terrible danger.
Your life and soul are in jeopardy.</i>

1093
01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:55,270
<i>- What did I say?
- Nothing. Something about the weather.</i>

1094
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:58,750
<i>Chance of thunderstorms tomorrow.
Don't worry. I'll stay indoors.</i>

1095
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:32,120
Applause! Applause!

1096
01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:37,672
<i>Look. Little vampire.</i>

1097
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:38,955
(SNARLS)

1098
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:40,748
<i>Take a bow.</i>

1099
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,798
<i>- Where are my family and my friends?
- Please.</i>

1100
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:47,395
<i>Must have patience. Will spoil the show.</i>

1101
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:55,432
<i>Do you like? Does Murlaugh have talent?</i>

1102
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:59,193
No? What do you know about talent?

1103
01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:02,872
<i>Where is Crepsley?</i>

1104
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:06,829
<i>Where is Crepsley?</i>

1105
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:08,469
(SCOFFS)

1106
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:11,668
<i>Too bad for Crapsley.</i>

1107
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:15,150
<i>Because he will miss the show!</i>

1108
01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:21,350
<i>Here is freak all wrapped up tight.</i>

1109
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:23,589
(WHIMPERS)

1110
01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:29,118
<i>And here are beloved family members.
Applause. Applause.</i>

1111
01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:35,070
<i>Hello, beloved son. Hello, loving parents.</i>

1112
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:39,676
<i>Hello, cute little sister. Four bags of blood.</i>

1113
01:23:41,120 --> 01:23:44,908
<i>- Don't worry. You're all gonna be okay.
- Will be better than okay.</i>

1114
01:23:45,680 --> 01:23:48,877
<i>Will be delicious!</i>

1115
01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:52,869
<i>But now, may I present</i>

1116
01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:56,236
<i>reunion with oldest friend
and blood brother,</i>

1117
01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:59,471
<i>with he that shall one day rule us all,</i>

1118
01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:03,997
<i>the one known as Steve.</i>

1119
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,236
Thank you! Thank you!

1120
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:11,633
<i>- Steve.
- You're alive?</i>

1121
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:16,712
<i>You know, that was really
an asshole thing for you to do.</i>

1122
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:19,917
<i>Make your whole family and
your secret best friend go through all that?</i>

1123
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:22,514
<i>Look, I didn't mean to hurt anybody, okay?</i>

1124
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:24,352
<i>Who cares what you meant to do?</i>

1125
01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:27,398
<i>What you did was take my place.
That was my dream.</i>

1126
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:33,392
<i>- Steve, what are you doing with him?
- Who? Murlaugh?</i>

1127
01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:36,070
<i>Come on, man, he's not as bad as he looks.</i>

1128
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:39,072
<i>You know, for one thing,
he didn't say I had bad blood like Crepsley.</i>

1129
01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:41,355
<i>And for another thing, he didn't lie to me.</i>

1130
01:24:41,440 --> 01:24:44,034
<i>And you know what?
They think I'm awesome.</i>

1131
01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:48,238
<i>They say I have a destiny, or whatever.
Look at you.</i>

1132
01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:52,556
<i>Who wants to be a vampire anyways?
Vampires suck.</i>

1133
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:54,916
<i>- Vampaneze rule!
- Juicy!</i>

1134
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:56,069
(WHIMPERING)

1135
01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:58,799
<i>First guy I killed, Mr Kersey.</i>

1136
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:01,838
Blood just gets me going,
you know what I mean?

1137
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:05,670
<i>I wouldn't know. I haven't been drinking any.</i>

1138
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:11,517
<i>I know you. Always trying to look like
Mr Goody-Two-Shoes all the time.</i>

1139
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:15,994
<i>I bet you'II, like, resist drinking blood
and resist drinking and resist drinking it,</i>

1140
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:18,753
<i>at the last second
become this total bloodhound!</i>

1141
01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:22,313
<i>All right, man, here's the deal.</i>

1142
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:25,517
<i>See, the fat guy, he still wants you
on the team, and despite everything else,</i>

1143
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:28,398
<i>you are still my best friend.
So I'll tell you what,</i>

1144
01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:31,472
<i>I'll make you a deal
that might just save your ass.</i>

1145
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:33,869
<i>If you kill your family, I'll let the freak go.</i>

1146
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:40,470
<i>Wait. My bad, that's backwards.
If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live.</i>

1147
01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:42,915
<i>What? Let the juicy one go?</i>

1148
01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:46,556
<i>Hey, look, man, it's part of the plan.
Talk to Mr Tiny.</i>

1149
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:49,918
So what do you say?

1150
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:53,237
<i>Just kill her.
Oh, yeah, you got to drink her blood, too.</i>

1151
01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:55,756
<i>You can do her in with this.</i>

1152
01:26:06,560 --> 01:26:07,675
(STEVE GRUNTING)

1153
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:21,029
(SCREAMS)

1154
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:23,392
MR TINY. Wait!

1155
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:27,670
<i>Allow him in, gentlemen.</i>

1156
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,757
<i>I want to see this play out.</i>

1157
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:36,192
<i>Man, that was pathetic. You're totally weak.
You need some blood.</i>

1158
01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:37,349
(DOOR OPENS)

1159
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:41,355
<i>- Murlaugh.
- Finally.</i>

1160
01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:47,356
<i>And we thought you weren't gonna show.</i>

1161
01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:48,759
(OCTA SQUEAKING)

1162
01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:02,509
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

1163
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:11,555
(SCREAMS)

1164
01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:43,031
<i>I hate spiders!</i>

1165
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,474
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1166
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:02,959
<i>Darren. Come here.</i>

1167
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:06,075
<i>Okay.</i>

1168
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:12,269
<i>- Is that your tail?
- Well, yeah.</i>

1169
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:15,269
<i>I'm really sorry I got you involved in this,
okay? L...</i>

1170
01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:18,591
<i>Please stop staring.
So you really need blood?</i>

1171
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:20,953
<i>- Yeah.
- All right.</i>

1172
01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:25,277
<i>Can you just take a little? Go ahead.</i>

1173
01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:27,559
<i>I'm offering it to you.</i>

1174
01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:33,312
<i>- Thanks. But I just can't lose it.
- What?</i>

1175
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:36,555
<i>Whatever's still making me human.</i>

1176
01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:42,194
<i>Darren, being human's not about
what you are. It's about who you are.</i>

1177
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:10,955
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

1178
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:16,394
(EXCLAIMS)

1179
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:24,949
<i>No.</i>

1180
01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:36,710
(GROANING)

1181
01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:43,149
(GROANS)

1182
01:30:03,120 --> 01:30:04,394
(GROANING)

1183
01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:12,588
<i>He's all yours, lad.</i>

1184
01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:24,075
(STEVE GRUNTS)

1185
01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:34,919
<i>Good. Right in the heart.</i>

1186
01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:39,592
<i>So fair and foul a day I have not seen.</i>

1187
01:30:43,080 --> 01:30:45,640
<i>My people aren't weak like yours.</i>

1188
01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:48,795
<i>They will avenge me, Crepsley.</i>

1189
01:30:48,880 --> 01:30:49,949
(CHUCKLING)

1190
01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:58,910
<i>The truce, 100 years, is over.</i>

1191
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:03,071
<i>The war begins.</i>

1192
01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:11,829
(MR TINY APPLAUDING)

1193
01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:14,878
<i>Marvellous. Magnificent.</i>

1194
01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:19,351
<i>Really. Bravo. Bravo.</i>

1195
01:31:19,720 --> 01:31:23,838
<i>It's just like you said. We started the war.</i>

1196
01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:32,439
<i>It won't start a war if nobody hears about it.</i>

1197
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:36,397
(BOTH YELLING)

1198
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:41,515
<i>Young people today
are so difficult to control.</i>

1199
01:31:53,160 --> 01:31:55,116
<i>- I hate you.
- I hate you!</i>

1200
01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:57,031
<i>I became a vampire to save you, Steve.</i>

1201
01:31:57,120 --> 01:31:58,439
<i>Thanks.</i>

1202
01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:00,192
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1203
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:14,595
<i>Go ahead. Just do it!</i>

1204
01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:29,758
<i>That's enough, boys.</i>

1205
01:32:34,480 --> 01:32:36,550
<i>Steve, come with me.</i>

1206
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:40,352
<i>- Not before I kick his...
- You will behave!</i>

1207
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:45,037
<i>It's not time for you to fight. Not yet.</i>

1208
01:32:46,480 --> 01:32:50,792
<i>- What does that mean?
- Oh, it's all written down in a book.</i>

1209
01:32:51,680 --> 01:32:53,989
<i>You do read books, don't you?</i>

1210
01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:01,988
<i>DARREN. Steve.</i>

1211
01:33:05,360 --> 01:33:07,191
<i>Look, don't... Don't go.</i>

1212
01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:13,072
<i>What else am I supposed to do, man?
Live with you and a bunch of freaks?</i>

1213
01:33:14,720 --> 01:33:16,358
<i>It's too late now.</i>

1214
01:33:17,360 --> 01:33:19,430
<i>I have my destiny, and you have yours.</i>

1215
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:24,552
<i>How poignant.
The parting of two dear friends.</i>

1216
01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:27,031
<i>Such sweet sorrow.</i>

1217
01:33:28,240 --> 01:33:32,199
<i>Then again,
you will come home to us one day.</i>

1218
01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:35,274
<i>My prodigal son.</i>

1219
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:39,478
<i>After all, you are the bloodthirsty one.</i>

1220
01:33:40,400 --> 01:33:45,349
<i>No. Just because I'm a vampire
doesn't mean I'm bloodthirsty.</i>

1221
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:49,674
<i>It's not about what you are.
It's about who you are.</i>

1222
01:33:58,160 --> 01:33:59,195
<i>Oh.</i>

1223
01:33:59,440 --> 01:34:00,919
<i>I almost forgot.</i>

1224
01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:10,279
(THUNDER CLAPPING)

1225
01:34:50,480 --> 01:34:52,072
<i>Cover yourself.</i>

1226
01:34:54,320 --> 01:34:56,550
<i>You have to teach me
how to do that someday.</i>

1227
01:34:56,640 --> 01:34:59,677
<i>Oh, I'll teach you everything, son.</i>

1228
01:34:59,760 --> 01:35:05,676
<i>All my gibes and gambols.
Now, ready to go meet your people?</i>

1229
01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:26,194
<i>Bye, Annie.</i>

1230
01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:36,151
<i>DARREN. Will it work? Hypnotising them?</i>

1231
01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:37,275
(SOFT SNORING)

1232
01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:40,830
<i>It works on the memories,
but not on the emotions, not really.</i>

1233
01:35:41,960 --> 01:35:45,191
<i>They'll always feel
that you're still alive, somehow.</i>

1234
01:35:45,560 --> 01:35:48,518
<i>- Well, that's good, right?
- Is it?</i>

1235
01:35:59,440 --> 01:36:01,556
<i>Hey, can I ask you something?</i>

1236
01:36:04,880 --> 01:36:06,472
Can I kiss you?

1237
01:36:07,560 --> 01:36:12,714
<i>Darren, I let you drink my blood.
Sure, you can kiss me.</i>

1238
01:36:35,440 --> 01:36:38,637
<i>Come on. We don't have all night.
I have an injured spider here.</i>

1239
01:36:41,160 --> 01:36:44,914
<i>All right, how are we going to do this?
I can't carry the both of you.</i>

1240
01:36:46,040 --> 01:36:51,160
<i>- You carry Rebecca. I can flit now.
- Just like a real vampire.</i>

1241
01:36:53,120 --> 01:36:55,873
<i>Oh, Larten, you did it.</i>

1242
01:36:56,360 --> 01:36:58,555
<i>You stuck your neck out for him.</i>

1243
01:36:58,640 --> 01:37:01,757
<i>You'd think a vampire would know better
than to stick his neck out.</i>

1244
01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:04,912
<i>I am proud of you.</i>

1245
01:37:08,480 --> 01:37:14,555
<i>All those who vote for making Darren
a member of the Cirque raise your hands.</i>

1246
01:37:20,960 --> 01:37:23,030
<i>- One hand, Evra.
- Damn it.</i>

1247
01:37:26,040 --> 01:37:28,952
<i>It's done. He will stay.</i>

1248
01:37:29,480 --> 01:37:30,833
(ALL CHEERING)

1249
01:37:35,160 --> 01:37:36,718
<i>So we get to stay.</i>

1250
01:37:38,360 --> 01:37:40,271
<i>Not for long, I'm afraid.</i>

1251
01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:42,358
<i>You know, Crepsley, it's okay.</i>

1252
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:48,908
<i>It's weird. I spent so much time wishing
that none of this would have happened</i>

1253
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:53,039
<i>and that we never would have been
to the Cirque in the first place.</i>

1254
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:58,754
<i>But now I really can't imagine my life
happening any other way.</i>

1255
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:03,713
<i>Dawn's coming.</i>

1256
01:38:05,080 --> 01:38:08,595
<i>I had something made for you.
It's in your tent.</i>

1257
01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:10,272
<i>A little gift.</i>

1258
01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:14,075
<i>And it's Mr Crepsley.</i>

1259
01:38:19,280 --> 01:38:22,636
<i>Because you told me to throw you.
Well, I'm sorry.</i>

1260
01:38:24,120 --> 01:38:28,318
<i>You did it, man.
Once a general, always a general.</i>

1261
01:38:28,720 --> 01:38:31,234
<i>I couldn't have done it better myself.</i>

1262
01:38:31,520 --> 01:38:33,112
<i>At nightfall, we leave with the boy.</i>

1263
01:38:35,840 --> 01:38:37,478
<i>I suppose we should tell him.</i>

1264
01:38:38,720 --> 01:38:41,871
<i>No, let's give him one day to rest.
He's earned it.</i>

1265
01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:47,558
<i>DARREN. Sometimes life does seem
all planned out,</i>

1266
01:38:47,640 --> 01:38:49,471
<i>like there's no choice in the matter,</i>

1267
01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:51,355
<i>but that's an illusion.</i>

1268
01:38:51,440 --> 01:38:53,112
<i>Speakers. Tasty.</i>

1269
01:38:54,880 --> 01:39:00,000
<i>My name's Darren Shan, and I don't just live
with a bunch of freaks. I am one, too.</i>