1 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,863 Mrs. Fuentes, congratulations, 2 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:33,158 you have a beautiful baby boy! 3 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,286 Mi hiijito, - Let me introduce myself. 4 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:40,582 And walk into my world. 5 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:44,670 I came that you may find yourself - para ti. 6 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,838 Mi amor! 7 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:51,218 Wait a minute I'm almost there. 8 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:55,597 Corazon. - Good things will come, just wait. 9 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:59,768 Every wish is my command 10 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:03,438 it's destiny we're fate 11 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,274 Good morning. - Good morning, Mr. Fuentes! 12 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:13,323 You're my happily ever after 13 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:17,160 just say that you'll be mine 14 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:19,788 yeah 15 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:25,293 Mi amor! - I missed you. 16 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:28,296 What's a kiss among friends. 17 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:31,383 Who knows if we can live till then 18 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:34,469 from the beginning to end 19 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,596 Mi princesita? 20 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,599 Tomas. You're here! - You're carriage awaits. 21 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:42,769 Jaime, vamonos! - Hyah! 22 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:46,064 Don't leave me standing don't walk away 23 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,191 'cause you're my favorite 24 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:51,778 fantasy, yeah 25 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,786 Hola! 26 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,872 Is he meeting you here? 27 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,999 If he knows what's good for him. 28 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,545 He's so cute! 29 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:11,465 Oye, suavito! 30 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,887 Every woman in this room is looking at you. 31 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,266 Are there other women in this room? 32 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,563 Don't move. I'll get you a drink. 33 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:21,076 Excuse me, that's taken, and I'm not talking about the seat, 34 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,286 I'll have a moijito and a menu. 35 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:27,666 Here's your menu. You can have my foot or my fist. 36 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,585 Either one comes with a side of claw marks. 37 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,879 Would you like to hear the special? 38 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:35,382 No, thanks, 39 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:38,969 Cici... - if I ever find out there's another woman... 40 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,388 I swear la llorona will get you. 41 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,598 La llorona? 42 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,896 Did you hear me? 43 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:54,067 Did you hear me? - Yes, of course. 44 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,488 This is for you. 45 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,994 Oh! - Wicked! 46 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:07,580 Can't wait till my shift is over. - Ay, mamita, 47 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,625 You know I have to leave tonight. - Ohh. 48 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:14,587 Unfortunately, my business is los angeles, and it can't wait. 49 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,966 Okay, papi. But if I find out... 50 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:21,177 It's more like monkey business... - I know. I know. I know. 51 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:24,389 A side of claw marks. 52 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,442 No, listen. Our case is solid. 53 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:38,486 No. My client won't be denied, and you know that. 54 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,281 Oh, because I find it hard to believe the owner... 55 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:44,075 of 12 apartment buildings was surprised there are... 56 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,786 anti-discrimination laws. 57 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:51,374 Please. No, I said it. We're not backing down. We're... 58 00:04:56,671 --> 00:05:00,175 You know what? I'm gonna have to call you a little later. Yes. 59 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,677 Papi! 60 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:06,264 Your workday is over. 61 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:10,185 You came all the way to Chicago to visit me in my office? 62 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:13,897 Mi amor, where else would I find you? 63 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:18,693 "Together in the autumn in water, in hips... 64 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,988 "until we can be alone together... 65 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:26,576 "only you, only me... 66 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:33,082 our hearts entwined in a hot embrace. " 67 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,002 Solo tu, Lorena, soloyo, 68 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:38,296 oh, no. It's not very good. 69 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:41,674 It is Tomas. It is. 70 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,886 You have no idea how sexy you are. 71 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:48,431 Me? No! - You? Yes. 72 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:52,101 You know what I love? That the basis of our relationship is... 73 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,270 Intellectual. - Yes. 74 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:57,065 Exploring each other through words is so... 75 00:05:57,106 --> 00:06:00,401 Intelligent. - It is. 76 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:11,287 Miamor, this is foryou, - Gracias, mi amor, 77 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,378 Too much? 78 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,588 It's more like too little. 79 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,966 Tomas, how long are you gonna be in Chicago? 80 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,301 Just for the evening, mi corazon, - oh, Tomas! 81 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,179 Why don'tyou stay longer? - I'd love to. 82 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,473 But I have a big presentation. 83 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,101 You know I miss you so much when we're apart. 84 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:35,186 Do you miss me when you're alone? 85 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:40,400 Don't ask silly questions. 86 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:43,194 Of course, I miss you. - You do? 87 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,697 Miamor, of course. 88 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:50,201 You wanna... keep reading? 89 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,796 Until you call me romeo 90 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,382 romeo-meo 91 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:09,554 I will wait outsideyour window - rome-romeo 92 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:14,767 take you anywhere take you anywhere you want to go 93 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,481 I'd rather wear my versace tonight. 94 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:23,985 This one is elegant, like madonna in evita, 95 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:26,696 That was seven years ago. - Yes. 96 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:29,073 And even she's gotten married since then. 97 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:34,954 Oh, my darling. 98 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:38,666 There will be eligible men here at the party tonight. 99 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,628 Who knows? You might find mr. Right... 100 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:46,090 patricia sofia ordonez coronado del pescador! 101 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:51,387 You knowthat I know what's best foryou, no, mi amor, hmm? 102 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:58,269 Silly. 103 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:01,856 She treats me like a child. 104 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:05,902 Can you believe what I have to put up with living here? - It's shocking. 105 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,988 Thank goodness you're so sweet and easygoing. 106 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,282 I know! 107 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,495 Buenas noches, lupe, 108 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,331 Tomas! 109 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:21,375 What a great surprise! 110 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:26,380 Now I see why they call new york the most exciting city in the world. 111 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,674 Ay, chihuahua! 112 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,678 This isn't what I call exciting. 113 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,765 Come here, my baby. - Maybe this will excite you. 114 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,476 You got me a gift? 115 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,770 I hope you don't mind. 116 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,981 Tomas. - What? 117 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:48,069 My motherwould die! - Oh, next time I'll bring her one. 118 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,780 Funny. - Hmm? 119 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:53,699 Fifi, ay, que bonita perrita chiquita, - Fifi. 120 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,494 When is that Tomas gonna move to new york... 121 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:59,664 So we don't have to marry someone else, huh? 122 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,252 Tomas, what's wrong? - It's nothing. 123 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:08,297 Are you sure? - Yes. Let's go for a ride, hmm? 124 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:12,802 I can't. I have to go to this ridiculous party downstairs. 125 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:15,263 No, you don't. 126 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,765 I don't? - Of course not. 127 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,476 You're right. I don't. 128 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:22,603 I can do whatever I want. 129 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:25,273 right now I want to be out of this house. 130 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,484 Well, at least for tonight. 131 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:33,072 Let's go. 132 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,165 Oh, my gosh! - Oh, my flight, 133 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:45,293 oh, my gosh! - Oh, my flight, 134 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,295 put that in the upright position! 135 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,297 Behave, 136 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,174 please, allow me. 137 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:54,969 Where was he in '44? 138 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:58,264 Good day, sisters. - Uh, hi. 139 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:05,271 Sister, is it too late to change my mind? 140 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,398 Oh! - Hello? 141 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,400 Mr. Fuentes, it's mary. - What's happening? 142 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,569 I need you. I need to talk to you desperately. 143 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:15,573 Hold on, I have a call. Hello? - What are you wearing? 144 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:18,993 Cici! Oye, mi amor, I would love to talk to you now, but... 145 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:21,704 I am on line with my secretary. - Your secretary? 146 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,123 Is she pretty? - No! Not at all. 147 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:27,668 I'll call you right back. Hi, mary. What's going on? 148 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,588 I tried you last night regarding the momento perfume campaign? 149 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:33,799 The ad director, Ms. James, came into town early. - She what? 150 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,302 Yeah, she... - Oh, mary, hold on. The other line again. 151 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,304 Hello? - I still feel the wind in my hair. 152 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:41,682 Patricia! I'll call you right back, my little renegade. 153 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,185 Okay, mary? - Mary? Who's mary? 154 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:46,145 Oh, still you, mi chiquita, 155 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:49,690 uh, m-mary, my secretary. - Is she pretty? What color's her hair? 156 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:53,194 I don't know the color ofher hair. Let me call you back. 157 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,571 M- mary? - Yes, sir? 158 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:57,865 Ms. James is in town already? - Yes, she already... 159 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,867 hold on. The other line again. 160 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:03,871 Hello? - Is this the famous poet Tomas Fuentes? 161 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:07,291 Lorena, let me call you back when I finish with my secretary. 162 00:11:07,374 --> 00:11:10,377 who's not pretty, and I don't know the color ofher hair. 163 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,797 what, Tomas? - Lorena, I can't hear you. 164 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,882 We're breaking up. - Tomas. Tomas. 165 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:18,385 We're breaking up? - Hello. Hello. Hello? 166 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:21,138 mary? - Right here. 167 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,183 Get everybody together. We'll be ready. 168 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,070 Wh-what does it mean, "we're breaking up"? 169 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:39,740 We probably just got disconnected. - It's time! 170 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:42,493 It's time to see what the planets have in store forus, 171 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:45,287 let's go with waltermercado, 172 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:50,167 i am walter mercado, and this is mundo infinito, 173 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,670 aquarius, - Hi, gloria. 174 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,672 Any calls? - All in order on your desk. 175 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,966 Would you mind if I just go and... - go ahead. 176 00:11:57,007 --> 00:12:00,177 Yeah! Hey, did they do leoyet? 177 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,304 Not yet! 178 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,104 Hola, Cici. - Hola, fala, 179 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:13,482 counterfeiting ring that has eluded the F.B.I., until today, 180 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,485 the Miami police are hopeful this latest arrest will lead... 181 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:19,405 authorities to accom pl ices i n the counterfeit ring... 182 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,782 that stretches across the country. 183 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,869 F.B.I. Officials say large sums of money still have not been recovered... 184 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,664 but theywere unable to... - Cici, I haven't heard from ricky in days. 185 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,792 Why can't I find a nice novio like yours? 186 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,795 'Cause there's only one, and he's all mine. 187 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:41,260 Conga room. 188 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,804 It's a collect call from ricky. Should I accept? 189 00:12:43,887 --> 00:12:46,390 Sure. This is notyour house. 190 00:12:46,473 --> 00:12:48,392 I accept. Ricky! 191 00:12:48,475 --> 00:12:51,895 Where haveyou been? I've been so worried aboutyou! 192 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,064 Take your car? Si, - here we go. 193 00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:57,985 To los angeles? Ricky, I can't. You know I've got to work. 194 00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,195 Oh, no, no, no! Mi amor, no! 195 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:04,199 Of course, I love you. Okay-okay, here. Tell me the name again. 196 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:07,077 No, ricky. Okay, I promise. 197 00:13:07,202 --> 00:13:10,873 Ricky, when am I gonna see you again? Hello? 198 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:13,500 Cancer! 199 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:18,964 As beautiful as I looked the one and only time I wore it. 200 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:23,594 So please explain to me one more time why I'm trying on yourwedding dress. 201 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:26,889 Because it pays to be prepared, my baby, mmm? 202 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:30,267 Patricia, I don't wantyou pulling another stunt like last night. 203 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,270 Mother, please. I was just trying to have some fun. 204 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,190 One day... when you are well taken care of... 205 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,359 you'll thank me, baby. 206 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,695 I am a grownup. I can take care of myself. 207 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:45,282 Really? Remember that on your next shopping spree. 208 00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:01,590 Venus the planet oflove and romance... 209 00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:03,884 is transiting overyour sign. 210 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:07,471 The moment is perfect to love andbe loved, 211 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:12,101 it's okay to work, work, work. But now, you need love. 212 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:17,189 Surprise yourself, surprise the man of your life, 213 00:14:17,272 --> 00:14:19,691 Li bra... 214 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:23,987 Gloria! I -i -i'm so glad you're here. 215 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,991 Would you book me on the flight tomorrow for los angeles? Aisle seat, exit row. 216 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:31,995 Thank you. - You got it. 217 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:35,374 You know, Walter's never wrong. 218 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,379 What does the brain surgeon want now? 219 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,298 He says he wants me to take this car to los angeles. 220 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,551 He sold it over the internet. 221 00:14:45,592 --> 00:14:48,387 Why doesn't he do it himself? - How would I know? 222 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,681 I didn't even know he had a computer. - Scorpio... 223 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:53,100 oh! Shh. Shh. Shh. - Danger is... 224 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,102 in your house of love! 225 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:58,772 Listen carefully. The moment is to be aware. 226 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:01,567 Surprise him before another girl... 227 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,986 can steal this man from you. 228 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,699 Fala, where did you say you had to take ricky's car? 229 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:11,577 Los angeles. I have to meet somebody named "rodrigo"... 230 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:15,372 at a parking lot on hollywood boulevard on saturday at noon and give him the car. 231 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,541 Ricky said it was very important. 232 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,002 He said he'd kill me if I screwed up. 233 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,005 Tell you what, fala. I'll take the car to los angeles. 234 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,299 Oh, you would? Really? 235 00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,926 Oh, Cici, thank god. Because I've never been out of Miami. 236 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,470 Wait a minute. Neither have you. - I'll figure it out. 237 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,600 You will do this for me? - Yeah, sure. What are friends for? 238 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,685 Ay, you know what? You could get discovered? 239 00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:39,897 Like at a restaurant... oh, my god. Get your toes done. 240 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,983 I can't believe she's making me try on wedding dresses. 241 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,569 I'm not even engaged. 242 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:53,493 Capricorn: Don't let others decide your life for you, 243 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,996 make your own future, 244 00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:59,249 How are you? - Hey, how's it going? 245 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,668 Good morning, Mr. Fuentes, - Good morning. 246 00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:03,670 Hello. 247 00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:08,091 Hi, mary. Any important messages? 248 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,677 Nothing important, but Miss Cici, Miss Lorena and Miss patricia... 249 00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:14,473 have all called several times. 250 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,146 Oh, no. 251 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,899 Mr. Fuentes, you're sick. 252 00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:26,902 Uh, I'm fine. 253 00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,489 Oh, thank you, mary. 254 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,492 You're very good to me. 255 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:39,373 Uh, let me askyou something, mary. 256 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,375 What would you do if your boyfriend... 257 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,377 I've never had a boyfriend, sir. 258 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:47,172 Well, if you had one. 259 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,675 What would you do if you found out that... 260 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,386 he was going out with another girl... 261 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,138 Or three? 262 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,392 I would get him, like, la llorona. 263 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:05,273 They're all waiting in the conference room. - What? 264 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,985 The momento account. Ms. James? 265 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,988 You rpresentation? 266 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,783 After months o fresearch in our key three cities... 267 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,369 Miami, Chicago and new york. 268 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:21,581 We are convinced that momento will be a tremendous domestic success... 269 00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:25,001 which we can platform into international markets. 270 00:17:28,004 --> 00:17:31,007 This perfume embodies the many attributes of a woman... 271 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:34,094 strength andintelligence... 272 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:45,105 uh, sassiness and sexuality... 273 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,783 Also class... 274 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,869 and beauty. 275 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,457 Enough! Enough! 276 00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:08,587 I love you! I love you all! I love you! I do! 277 00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:42,996 What? 278 00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:46,499 Well, your blood pressure is very high, Tomas. 279 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,878 What seems to be the problem now? - Pain in my left eye. 280 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,005 I'm light-headed, dizzy. 281 00:18:52,088 --> 00:18:54,507 It's like there's no blood reaching my brain. 282 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,886 Ah, well, sounds like stress. 283 00:18:57,969 --> 00:19:02,390 Uh, work problems? 284 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:06,394 Uh, I'm dating three women. 285 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,397 Well, guess we know where all the blood is then. 286 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,484 I didn't plan this! All three are so different... 287 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:16,529 so beautiful, so... so special. 288 00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:19,032 You'd better choose one, or you're gonna wearyourself out. 289 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:23,078 How can you choose between the colors of nature's beautiful flowers? 290 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:27,707 How? Besides, they'd be heartbroken, and I'd be dead. 291 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:31,086 Well, you may die from exhaustion. 292 00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:33,588 So, um, what are their names? 293 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:37,842 Cici, patricia y Lorena. 294 00:19:37,884 --> 00:19:40,387 I'm married to a woman named Bertha. 295 00:19:40,428 --> 00:19:43,473 Bertha? Hmm. 296 00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:45,975 Choose one. 297 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:53,274 Now, what name are you hoping for? - I don't know. Who is it? 298 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,694 What matters is who are you hoping it is? 299 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,946 Quick! - Uh, I don't know. Who is it? 300 00:19:57,987 --> 00:20:01,074 That's your conscious self talking. Your subconscious knows what you really want. 301 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,284 Quick! - Can'tyou just read it? Please? 302 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,746 That's not the point. Your blood pressure is way too high. 303 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,374 We'll try some tranquilizers until you can work everything out. 304 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:14,003 Until then, no driving, no alcohol and, most important... 305 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,090 No women. - What? 306 00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:19,092 I'm gonna write one for myself. 307 00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:22,470 Now take out the third and seventh paragraphs. 308 00:20:22,595 --> 00:20:25,306 Yes. Give me one second. 309 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,393 Okay. Now read it back to me. 310 00:20:28,476 --> 00:20:32,188 The rest sounds fine. Have them sign and circulate it. 311 00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:38,069 Amor? 312 00:20:47,787 --> 00:20:49,789 Thank you. - You're welcome. 313 00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:41,507 Sit. Good girl. 314 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,906 Agent Quinn? Yeah, it's Carmen, 315 00:22:04,989 --> 00:22:07,575 yeah, she just pulled up to someone's house. 316 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:12,288 Uh, no. I don't think it's one of theirs. 317 00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:21,172 You stay. 318 00:22:22,298 --> 00:22:24,592 Good dog! 319 00:22:36,604 --> 00:22:38,773 Surprise, papi! 320 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,696 What's going on? What's happening? 321 00:22:44,779 --> 00:22:46,698 What are you doing in my lingerie? 322 00:22:46,781 --> 00:22:49,283 Your lingerie? Open your fake eyes, honey! 323 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:52,704 He obviously gave this little number to all of us. 324 00:22:52,787 --> 00:22:56,290 But only one of us is doing it justice! - But he's mine! He's mine! 325 00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:59,377 Then, why is he in Miami on monday giving me this? 326 00:22:59,502 --> 00:23:01,504 Well, tuesday he was in Chicago. 327 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:04,507 Wednesday, New York. 328 00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:08,302 Este walter told me that a venus hootchie was moving in on my man! 329 00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:12,807 What doyou mean your man? Not that I would ever watch... what's his name? Walter? 330 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:15,893 I assure you that hootchie venus he was referring to is not me. 331 00:23:15,935 --> 00:23:17,937 It's you! And you! 332 00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:21,274 This is ludicrous. Tomas would not cheat on me... 333 00:23:21,315 --> 00:23:24,110 with some bookworm and a maid. 334 00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:27,071 I'm the maid, and I'm gonna wipe the floor with you! 335 00:23:27,196 --> 00:23:31,701 This whole thing's so absurd! - Especially, since Tomas and I are engaged. 336 00:23:31,784 --> 00:23:34,996 Tomas Fuentes bought you that ring? - Yeah. 337 00:23:35,079 --> 00:23:39,250 Nice! Cubic zirconium. 338 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:42,670 For 10 bucks I can get you a matching pair of earrings. - Wait a minute, 339 00:23:42,795 --> 00:23:45,673 that's a... that's a pinky ring! 340 00:23:45,798 --> 00:23:49,594 You better get back to the castle, princess, before you turn into a pumpkin! 341 00:23:49,677 --> 00:23:52,388 Well, at least it's real, which is more than I can say for some... 342 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,474 other things in this room. - That's it! 343 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,684 I'll shove your tiara right upyour... 344 00:23:56,809 --> 00:23:59,270 Hold it! Hold it! - Psycho. 345 00:23:59,395 --> 00:24:03,483 This is just perfect! Tomas Fuentes cheats on us, and we fight with each other? 346 00:24:04,692 --> 00:24:07,069 This man, as we have witnessed... 347 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:09,697 he is deceiving, he is conniving... 348 00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,949 and he is untrustworthy! 349 00:24:11,991 --> 00:24:14,410 Have we no pride, girls? 350 00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:16,787 He doesn't deserve us! 351 00:24:23,085 --> 00:24:25,796 I'm with the bookworm. My mom always said... 352 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,592 "Ifa man cheats on you, he doesn't respect you. " 353 00:24:29,675 --> 00:24:34,180 I propose that we walk out ofhere, and we never look back. 354 00:24:34,305 --> 00:24:37,058 We should wait here and give him a heart attack. 355 00:24:37,099 --> 00:24:41,187 No, no, no, no. We must cease and desist of all contact whatsoever. 356 00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:44,690 That's what he deserves. - Cracked huevos is what he deserves. 357 00:24:44,732 --> 00:24:47,777 But I like your plan... it's subtle. 358 00:24:47,902 --> 00:24:52,073 And subtle's your middle name. 359 00:24:54,575 --> 00:24:58,079 As of this moment, we agree to be honest in our intention... 360 00:24:58,204 --> 00:25:00,498 to abandon Tomas Fuentes. 361 00:25:00,581 --> 00:25:04,877 We swear on our oath as honorable women. 362 00:25:05,002 --> 00:25:07,880 Who taught you to talk like that? - Agreed? 363 00:25:08,005 --> 00:25:10,508 Agreed. - Good. 364 00:25:10,591 --> 00:25:14,178 I'm Lorena Morales. - I'm Cici. 365 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:16,264 Just "Cici"? 366 00:25:16,305 --> 00:25:19,642 Like Charo. - Like Cher. 367 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,228 Que ridiculez, - I am patricia sofia... 368 00:25:22,269 --> 00:25:24,772 whatever! - Ordonez coronado del pescador. 369 00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:27,984 Ay, she must be european! 370 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:34,344 Remember, we've got to be strong. 371 00:25:34,379 --> 00:25:36,993 Because we deserve more than this. 372 00:25:37,076 --> 00:25:39,078 I don't care how many times he tries. 373 00:25:39,203 --> 00:25:42,498 I will not take his call, - Neither will I. 374 00:25:42,581 --> 00:25:45,501 I wonderwho he will call first. I mean... 375 00:25:45,584 --> 00:25:47,837 I know it won't be me. 376 00:25:47,878 --> 00:25:51,799 If he can have you two, what would he want with a chica like me? 377 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:57,888 Pues, ciao, muijeres, 378 00:26:03,602 --> 00:26:06,272 well, I guess, this is good-bye. 379 00:26:06,313 --> 00:26:09,400 Yes, good-bye. 380 00:26:09,483 --> 00:26:13,571 If he can have you two, what would he want with a chica like me? 381 00:26:13,696 --> 00:26:18,492 Tomas needs intellectual stimulation. - And culture. 382 00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:21,704 He wouldn't go for the... - blond with the boobs... 383 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,289 Would he? - Would he? 384 00:26:23,330 --> 00:26:25,499 Romeo-meo 385 00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:27,710 romeo-meo 386 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:34,091 rome-romeo 387 00:26:35,801 --> 00:26:38,179 rome-romeo 388 00:26:38,304 --> 00:26:42,600 Okay, Tomas. It's time to relax. 389 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:02,286 Mi amor, I was just thinking about you. 390 00:27:02,411 --> 00:27:04,788 Really? May I come in? - Of course, my sweet. 391 00:27:04,872 --> 00:27:07,082 Where are my manners? - Oh, I don't know. 392 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,877 Perhaps you left them in new york... 393 00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:11,837 or, maybe, Miami? 394 00:27:11,879 --> 00:27:14,798 Isn't it trueyou were in both of those cities recently? 395 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,759 Very recently, in fact. 396 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,887 Uh, yes, for my work, amor, - oh, your work. 397 00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:23,474 No other reason, Tomas? 398 00:27:23,599 --> 00:27:25,809 I don't know what you mean? - I thinkyou do. 399 00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:27,811 Mi amor... - no me toques, 400 00:27:27,895 --> 00:27:29,980 querida, go upstairs. 401 00:27:30,105 --> 00:27:32,691 I will make you a drink, okay? 402 00:27:32,775 --> 00:27:34,902 I'm gonna have more questions foryou, Tomas! 403 00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:36,904 I'll be right there, 404 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:43,202 What was she saying... new york and Miami? Oh, my god! 405 00:27:44,411 --> 00:27:46,789 No way. No way. 406 00:27:46,872 --> 00:27:50,084 Now, stay calm. 407 00:27:50,209 --> 00:27:52,294 Breathe, Tomas. Just breathe. 408 00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:04,974 Patricia, I was just thinking about you. 409 00:28:05,099 --> 00:28:08,811 How could you, Tomas? 410 00:28:08,894 --> 00:28:12,398 I thought you had better taste than a librarian and some sort of... 411 00:28:12,439 --> 00:28:15,693 a prostitute! - What areyou talking about? 412 00:28:16,777 --> 00:28:19,363 Who are those drinks for? - For me? 413 00:28:19,405 --> 00:28:23,075 Two drinks? - Yes. So I don't have to come back for a refill. 414 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,494 See? Mmm. 415 00:28:25,577 --> 00:28:29,581 Come into the kitchen. I will fix two foryou. 416 00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:34,503 Federal express. 417 00:28:34,586 --> 00:28:37,673 I'll be right back. 418 00:28:39,091 --> 00:28:41,093 This can't be happening. 419 00:28:43,887 --> 00:28:46,306 Oh, my god. It is happening. 420 00:28:47,808 --> 00:28:51,311 Ay, Cici! - You've been very, very bad, cabron! 421 00:28:51,395 --> 00:28:53,397 Mamita. - Take a good look at me, papi. 422 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,108 Feast your eyes on what you're losing and forwhat? 423 00:28:56,191 --> 00:28:58,402 It's not what you think. - Some stuck up, pinche... 424 00:28:58,485 --> 00:29:01,488 ice princess and a mousey little office clerk! 425 00:29:01,572 --> 00:29:04,199 I hope it was worth it! - I can explain. Listen. 426 00:29:04,283 --> 00:29:07,036 Because you're don't get these chichis tonight! 427 00:29:07,077 --> 00:29:10,497 Well, I'm back at this house, but something funny is going on. 428 00:29:10,581 --> 00:29:14,585 Aha! You came back! I knew I couldn't trust a tramp like you! You liar! 429 00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:18,881 Liar? Me? Your fake-eyed, funny-named, culo crawled back before I did! 430 00:29:19,006 --> 00:29:21,300 What have you done to him! 431 00:29:21,341 --> 00:29:23,469 The librarian? 432 00:29:23,510 --> 00:29:26,180 I am a lawyer! - Oh, you tricked us! 433 00:29:26,305 --> 00:29:28,974 I didn't. - "And we deserve more than this," my ass! 434 00:29:29,099 --> 00:29:31,101 I did it... - So you could have Tomas for yourself. 435 00:29:31,185 --> 00:29:32,811 Big word talker! - I didn't plan to come back! 436 00:29:32,895 --> 00:29:37,775 It was just... damn it, it was Cici's chichis! - Tramp! 437 00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:39,777 Pendeijas! 438 00:29:39,902 --> 00:29:42,863 Underachievers. 439 00:29:42,905 --> 00:29:47,284 Sounds like it's getting violent. Wait. 440 00:29:47,409 --> 00:29:49,703 What are we doing? 441 00:29:49,787 --> 00:29:52,289 What are we doing? - Trying not to kill somebody. 442 00:29:52,372 --> 00:29:54,958 Please don't kill me. 443 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,878 I didn't mean to. - Shh. Quinn-quinn... 444 00:29:58,003 --> 00:30:00,005 i can't hear anything. 445 00:30:00,088 --> 00:30:05,385 Leave your man wanting more. - We're gonna need more than that, papi. 446 00:30:05,511 --> 00:30:08,388 I won't shareyou. - Make a choice, Tomas, 447 00:30:08,430 --> 00:30:10,682 choose or you die. 448 00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:12,810 I choose... 449 00:30:12,893 --> 00:30:15,979 I... I choose. 450 00:30:18,607 --> 00:30:20,943 Tomas! 451 00:30:20,984 --> 00:30:24,780 What are you doing? - I have to make sure he's okay! He might need c. p. r. 452 00:30:24,905 --> 00:30:27,282 If anyone's gonna give Tomas the breath of life, it's gonna be me! 453 00:30:27,407 --> 00:30:30,827 Get your mouth out of there! This dead chico is mine! 454 00:30:30,869 --> 00:30:34,289 Look at this. Look at this. They were prescribed today! 455 00:30:34,373 --> 00:30:36,875 He took half of it! - Oh, these are just tranquilizers. 456 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,586 He'll sleep it off., - And what do we do now? 457 00:30:39,711 --> 00:30:44,383 What can we do? We're gonna wait here till he gets up and he chooses me! 458 00:30:44,508 --> 00:30:47,386 I mean, he makes a decision, all right? Deal? 459 00:30:47,427 --> 00:30:49,763 Deal. - Okay. That's it. 460 00:30:49,805 --> 00:30:52,391 I got to get a closer look I'll call you back. 461 00:30:56,103 --> 00:31:00,399 Hi, you've reached Tomas Fuentes, please leave a message, 462 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,901 Hi, it's me, 463 00:31:02,985 --> 00:31:04,945 What? - I'm worried about you, 464 00:31:04,987 --> 00:31:08,407 and seeing it's my job to take care of you, I'm bringing over what you need, 465 00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:10,993 and you better be I n bed when I get there. 466 00:31:13,203 --> 00:31:15,205 The i. a. Woman. 467 00:31:15,289 --> 00:31:18,292 Her job? - In bed? 468 00:31:22,296 --> 00:31:24,506 Wake up, Tomas! - Come on, you cheating chico! 469 00:31:24,548 --> 00:31:26,466 Snap out of it! - I'm gonna kill her! 470 00:31:26,508 --> 00:31:29,011 Wait until she finds out! - She won't likeyou two... 471 00:31:29,052 --> 00:31:31,513 any more than you like me, but I liked the odds... 472 00:31:31,596 --> 00:31:34,766 better when it was just the three of us. 473 00:31:34,808 --> 00:31:38,812 She's here! She must've called from a cell phone. 474 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,441 This doesn't look so good. 475 00:31:42,482 --> 00:31:46,903 She's not that hot. - Oh, my gosh, she has a gun, 476 00:31:46,987 --> 00:31:49,573 Let's get out of here! - I'm not going anywhere without Tomas. 477 00:31:51,408 --> 00:31:53,702 Wait! She's going around the back! Come on! 478 00:31:53,744 --> 00:31:56,079 Come on, fifi. Come to mama, baby. 479 00:31:56,204 --> 00:31:58,707 Come on! Come on! Come on. 480 00:32:22,314 --> 00:32:24,483 Oh, no, not my coat! 481 00:32:24,608 --> 00:32:26,735 Probably bought that to match the dog. 482 00:32:26,777 --> 00:32:30,197 Let's get going before she comes back, - my clothes don't squeak! 483 00:32:30,238 --> 00:32:32,699 It's not my coat. It's your stupid little rat! 484 00:32:35,410 --> 00:32:38,997 Come on, my little fluff. Come on. 485 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:53,595 What are those girls up to? 486 00:33:15,408 --> 00:33:17,285 Can you turn that thing off? 487 00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:19,913 The F.B.I. is close to an arrest... - I can't! It's broken! 488 00:33:25,877 --> 00:33:29,381 She's following us! - Hold on! I'll lose that hootchie mama! 489 00:33:29,422 --> 00:33:31,383 "Hootchie mama"? 490 00:33:39,808 --> 00:33:43,812 Watch it, lady! 491 00:33:51,987 --> 00:33:54,906 Nice dodge! 492 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:58,994 Admit it! Cicita knows what she's doing! 493 00:33:59,077 --> 00:34:01,955 Okay! Pero what do we do now? 494 00:34:01,997 --> 00:34:04,583 Yeah, we can't just keep driving around here. 495 00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:07,877 I saw a motel 6 on myway into town. - A motel what? 496 00:34:08,003 --> 00:34:11,381 We have to go somewhere. - I once stayed at this fabulous hotel here. 497 00:34:11,423 --> 00:34:14,009 That's where we're going. - As long as you're paying. 498 00:34:14,050 --> 00:34:16,011 Fine. 499 00:34:28,481 --> 00:34:30,400 Hello, ladies. 500 00:34:32,986 --> 00:34:36,406 Hello, may I help you with your bags? - Yeah, sure, 501 00:34:36,489 --> 00:34:39,075 how we gonna get him inside without making a scene? 502 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,703 I won't carry him again. 503 00:34:41,786 --> 00:34:43,913 'Scuse me. 504 00:34:50,295 --> 00:34:54,382 Ay, nice place! 505 00:35:05,185 --> 00:35:07,979 My mom loves these. 506 00:35:08,104 --> 00:35:10,106 Why don't you guys stay behind? 507 00:35:10,190 --> 00:35:12,108 I'll take care ofthis. 508 00:35:12,192 --> 00:35:15,403 Yes, I'd like a suite, preferably on the top floor. 509 00:35:15,487 --> 00:35:18,281 I hope I have one on such short notice. 510 00:35:18,406 --> 00:35:20,909 We are so booked. - I'm sure you'll find something. 511 00:35:20,992 --> 00:35:23,787 Here's one! We do have one last suite available. 512 00:35:23,828 --> 00:35:26,498 Isn't that great? - I'll take it. 513 00:35:26,581 --> 00:35:30,502 My pleasure to serveyou "Miss coronado del pescador. "' 514 00:35:30,585 --> 00:35:34,005 That's an interesting name, - it's all taken care of. 515 00:35:34,089 --> 00:35:37,592 Well, good. Because Tomas is locked in the luggage room. 516 00:35:37,675 --> 00:35:41,554 I am sorry Miss coronado del pescador... 517 00:35:41,596 --> 00:35:44,808 but there seems to be a problem with your card. 518 00:35:44,891 --> 00:35:48,311 That's impossible. - Well, my computer says... 519 00:35:48,394 --> 00:35:52,982 that the account has been closed down by the main cardholder... 520 00:35:53,108 --> 00:35:55,193 a mrs, coronado del pescador, 521 00:35:55,276 --> 00:35:58,404 is that your mother? Would you like to try another card? 522 00:35:58,488 --> 00:36:00,698 She did it. She real ly did it. 523 00:36:00,782 --> 00:36:03,993 My mother must be really mad. 524 00:36:04,077 --> 00:36:07,580 This would have been perfect. Where are we going to go now? 525 00:36:07,705 --> 00:36:10,708 Don't ask me, I have no money and no credit cards. 526 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:13,711 Well, well. How the mighty have fallen! - Oh, shut up! 527 00:36:13,795 --> 00:36:16,881 That's enough. We have to think ofsomething beforeTomas wakes up... 528 00:36:17,006 --> 00:36:20,510 or somebody finds him. - Jesus, are they cloning them? 529 00:36:20,593 --> 00:36:24,806 Buena suerte, paula. - I'm going to go and check on Tomas. 530 00:36:38,778 --> 00:36:42,115 Miss Puerto Rico! Finally, we find you! 531 00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:45,493 I am costas delgado. I am the director... 532 00:36:45,577 --> 00:36:47,996 of the Miss latina american beauty pageant. 533 00:36:51,499 --> 00:36:53,501 I understand your plane was delayed, 534 00:36:53,585 --> 00:36:56,212 I'm so sorry, but... 535 00:36:56,254 --> 00:36:58,840 we have you here now! 536 00:36:58,882 --> 00:37:01,050 I'm so pleased. You must be tired. 537 00:37:01,092 --> 00:37:04,012 You must be hungry from all your travels. - Yes, we are! 538 00:37:04,095 --> 00:37:07,015 I'm Cici, Miss Puerto Rico's manager. 539 00:37:07,056 --> 00:37:09,517 And this is patricia, the maid. 540 00:37:09,559 --> 00:37:11,936 Well, I'm pleased to meet you all. 541 00:37:11,978 --> 00:37:15,982 Ah, bellboy! Please, the ladies' luggage? 542 00:37:16,024 --> 00:37:18,401 Take it up to suite 907! - Yes, sir. 543 00:37:18,443 --> 00:37:20,486 Senoritas, this way, please. 544 00:37:20,612 --> 00:37:25,408 And may I say, you are even more beautiful in person. 545 00:37:25,450 --> 00:37:29,412 I am? No, I'm not. - Oh, yes, you are. 546 00:37:29,454 --> 00:37:33,249 Hello, Miss Puerto Rico's line. 547 00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:37,045 Oh, enrique! Oh, yeah. - Iglesias? 548 00:37:37,086 --> 00:37:40,590 We'd love to join you, but we're in los angeles. 549 00:37:40,715 --> 00:37:43,176 No, I'm sure I told you. 550 00:37:43,301 --> 00:37:45,845 No, thank you... 551 00:37:45,887 --> 00:37:49,390 but have a great concert anyways. 552 00:37:49,515 --> 00:37:51,893 Yeah, sure. Bye, good luck. 553 00:37:51,934 --> 00:37:54,896 That enrique! 554 00:38:05,114 --> 00:38:07,909 Tomorrow the pageant officially begins... - Move it! 555 00:38:07,992 --> 00:38:11,788 With a reception-slash-brunch followed by round one with the judges. 556 00:38:11,913 --> 00:38:15,249 How exciting. - Yes! 557 00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:17,502 Oh, you must allow me to send you up a feast. 558 00:38:17,585 --> 00:38:20,213 Is there anything special you all would like? 559 00:38:20,296 --> 00:38:22,882 I would love a marguerita, please? 560 00:38:22,924 --> 00:38:25,093 Oh, now, Miss Puerto Rico. 561 00:38:25,176 --> 00:38:28,096 You know that our pageant contestants are not allowed to drink! 562 00:38:28,179 --> 00:38:30,181 Well, I'm sorry. 563 00:38:30,306 --> 00:38:33,601 She's ordering it for me. She takes such good care ofher staff. 564 00:38:33,684 --> 00:38:36,396 Isn't that right, patty? 565 00:38:36,479 --> 00:38:38,981 Why don'tyou make it a bottle of champagne? 566 00:38:39,107 --> 00:38:42,110 For my nerves. - Thank you so much for everything. 567 00:38:42,193 --> 00:38:44,487 Oh, oh, oh! It's my pleasure! My-my card! My card! 568 00:38:44,529 --> 00:38:46,781 If there's anything... - Thank you. See you tomorrow. 569 00:38:46,906 --> 00:38:49,909 That was close. - This is outrageous! 570 00:38:49,951 --> 00:38:52,203 Nice room, huh? 571 00:38:52,286 --> 00:38:54,664 I'm not talking about the room, you peasant. 572 00:38:54,705 --> 00:38:57,083 They think that she's Miss Puerto Rico... 573 00:38:57,208 --> 00:38:59,210 and I'm some sort of maid. 574 00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:02,400 If you don't like it, there's the door. 575 00:39:02,435 --> 00:39:05,508 And leave you two alone with Tomas? 576 00:39:05,591 --> 00:39:08,094 I don't think so. - Where is Tomas? 577 00:39:08,177 --> 00:39:10,179 I don't know. 578 00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:12,807 Open. - No! 579 00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:21,941 Hi. Brought your bags. 580 00:39:21,983 --> 00:39:25,486 Oh, wow. What a room. - The maid is taking care of it, as you can see. 581 00:39:25,528 --> 00:39:28,990 Okay, if there's anything you ladies need or want or, you know, desire... 582 00:39:29,115 --> 00:39:32,994 I'm at your service, so just... - Thank you. 583 00:39:48,801 --> 00:39:52,096 What's the matter? You don't like the food? 584 00:39:52,138 --> 00:39:55,016 I'm just not very hungry. 585 00:39:55,099 --> 00:39:58,811 I guess losing all your money in one day can make you lose your appetite. 586 00:40:01,188 --> 00:40:03,649 Here. Have this. 587 00:40:03,691 --> 00:40:07,904 It'll numb the pain. - I'm not really supposed to drink. Thank you. 588 00:40:07,987 --> 00:40:09,989 You're not really in a contest. Thank you. 589 00:40:10,114 --> 00:40:13,409 I need to have a clear head. I have round one with the judges tomorrow. 590 00:40:13,492 --> 00:40:18,080 No you don't. Miss Puerto Rico has round one with the judges tomorrow. 591 00:40:18,205 --> 00:40:21,208 You have to sneak out of here without being thrown in jail. 592 00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:25,087 I'm not breaking anylaws! I couldbe Miss Puerto Rico, 593 00:40:25,129 --> 00:40:28,007 No, you couldn't! - Why not? 594 00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:30,092 For starters, you're not from Puerto Rico! 595 00:40:30,176 --> 00:40:32,887 You think those contestants are from where they say they're from? 596 00:40:34,388 --> 00:40:37,183 Excuse me? - I'm gonna tell you something. 597 00:40:37,308 --> 00:40:41,312 I heard Miss Venezuela, she's really from Nicaragua. 598 00:40:43,689 --> 00:40:47,902 Help me out here, patty. - Oh, don't ask me. I'm just the maid. 599 00:40:47,985 --> 00:40:50,655 So why did your mom cutyou off? 600 00:40:50,696 --> 00:40:52,907 Well, that's none of your business. 601 00:40:52,990 --> 00:40:58,079 But Tomas had better choose me because I've given everything up for that 'cheating chico'. 602 00:40:58,204 --> 00:41:01,415 Your parents cut you off because of Tomas? 603 00:41:01,499 --> 00:41:05,753 Well, I sort of... ran away. 604 00:41:05,795 --> 00:41:08,381 They just wanted to marry me off anyways so... 605 00:41:09,715 --> 00:41:14,178 You ran away? I'm impressed. 606 00:41:14,303 --> 00:41:17,098 Too bad Tomas is gonna choose me. 607 00:41:17,181 --> 00:41:20,851 Over my dead body. - Anyway you like it. 608 00:41:20,893 --> 00:41:23,813 Please. Please. We're stuck here together for the night. 609 00:41:23,896 --> 00:41:26,607 Soon, Tomas is gonna wake up, and he's gonna to make his choice. 610 00:41:26,690 --> 00:41:29,485 And I thinkwe all know who that's gonna be. 611 00:41:31,112 --> 00:41:34,365 The one he really loves. 612 00:41:34,407 --> 00:41:38,202 The one that makes his heart... bound in his chest. 613 00:41:39,995 --> 00:41:42,581 The one that he cannot stop thinking about. 614 00:41:42,623 --> 00:41:45,793 A toast. - To me! 615 00:41:57,388 --> 00:41:59,598 Oh, god. 616 00:41:59,682 --> 00:42:03,561 Isn't he... beautiful? 617 00:42:03,602 --> 00:42:06,814 If only all he did was sleep. 618 00:42:06,897 --> 00:42:11,402 Why did you do it? - 'cause he's man. 619 00:42:11,444 --> 00:42:15,906 That's so depressing. - That's life, no? 620 00:42:17,199 --> 00:42:22,204 What do you do in Miami? - I'm a cocktail waitress. 621 00:42:24,498 --> 00:42:27,001 I was thinking about getting a job too. 622 00:42:30,087 --> 00:42:34,258 Anyway, I really want to be a dancer, 623 00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:40,014 Ihe kind with the pole? - No! A real dancer. 624 00:42:40,055 --> 00:42:42,099 Everything I know, I taught myself. 625 00:42:42,183 --> 00:42:45,436 And that's hard to put on a resume. 626 00:42:45,477 --> 00:42:49,481 I know what people think when they look at me, 627 00:42:49,607 --> 00:42:53,485 I may not look smart, but I'm full of surprises. 628 00:42:56,989 --> 00:42:59,491 But what about you, Miss Puerto Rico? 629 00:42:59,617 --> 00:43:02,411 How come you're a lawyer and you have no dinero? 630 00:43:02,494 --> 00:43:05,080 Because I work for the people. 631 00:43:05,122 --> 00:43:07,708 What people? - Our people, 632 00:43:07,791 --> 00:43:11,795 I fight the fight for rights for all latinos, 633 00:43:11,879 --> 00:43:14,506 I fight against discrimination. 634 00:43:14,590 --> 00:43:16,592 I fight against inequality. 635 00:43:16,717 --> 00:43:19,595 I fight for the people who have no voice! 636 00:43:19,637 --> 00:43:22,556 Que bueno, 637 00:43:22,598 --> 00:43:26,185 you should save that for the beauty contest tomorrow. 638 00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:30,105 You know that I've... I've never been in a beauty contest before. 639 00:43:30,189 --> 00:43:32,900 And you're not in one now. 640 00:43:34,401 --> 00:43:37,404 Being a fake beauty contestant is better than a fake maid. 641 00:43:42,993 --> 00:43:46,497 Tomorrow, can I be Miss Puerto Rico and Lorena be the maid? 642 00:44:07,184 --> 00:44:10,187 And now, the moment we've all been waiting for. 643 00:44:10,312 --> 00:44:12,981 And the winner is... 644 00:44:13,107 --> 00:44:16,985 Miss Lorena! - Yea, Lorena! 645 00:44:17,111 --> 00:44:20,489 Way to go, Lorena! 646 00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:25,786 Come on, Lorena! You're hot, baby! 647 00:44:37,881 --> 00:44:42,678 Lorena morales, do you swear to be my only, my one and only... 648 00:44:42,803 --> 00:44:46,306 and nothing but my one and only so help you god? 649 00:44:46,348 --> 00:44:48,392 I do! 650 00:44:50,102 --> 00:44:52,104 Lorena, yeah! 651 00:45:47,201 --> 00:45:51,079 You're my love, and I won't share you with anyone. 652 00:46:06,803 --> 00:46:08,805 This is ridiculous. 653 00:46:08,889 --> 00:46:12,184 I should be going to the ball, not those tacky, ugly hags. 654 00:46:12,226 --> 00:46:14,186 Help me with my dress! 655 00:46:14,311 --> 00:46:17,814 The buckle on my shoe is loose! Fix it! 656 00:46:17,898 --> 00:46:20,484 Would you hurry? I don't want to Miss the prince. 657 00:46:23,612 --> 00:46:27,991 May I have some water? I am so thirsty from my travels. 658 00:46:28,116 --> 00:46:31,620 You got it, prince. 659 00:46:31,703 --> 00:46:33,288 Certainly. 660 00:46:43,006 --> 00:46:46,009 You're so very beautiful. - I am, aren't I? 661 00:46:46,093 --> 00:46:49,304 And I'm wasting away in this horrible dungeon. 662 00:46:50,806 --> 00:46:53,892 Would you like to ride away with me? - More than anything. 663 00:46:54,017 --> 00:46:55,894 Let's go. 664 00:47:26,383 --> 00:47:30,595 My papi. Yes, Tomas? 665 00:47:35,809 --> 00:47:38,687 How dare you? - How dare me? 666 00:47:38,812 --> 00:47:41,314 How dare you! - Keep your hands off the merchandise! 667 00:47:41,398 --> 00:47:44,192 Oh, you wish. - Hello? Yes. Yes, Miss Puerto Rico. 668 00:47:44,317 --> 00:47:47,988 Correct. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll be right down. 669 00:47:48,113 --> 00:47:50,782 what happened? - I missed my brunch! 670 00:47:50,907 --> 00:47:53,597 Okay, I'm meeting the judges. It's 11:30! 671 00:47:53,632 --> 00:47:56,288 It's 11:30? Move it. We have to go. - Where? 672 00:47:56,413 --> 00:47:59,583 We have to take the car to fala's boyfriend's friend. 673 00:47:59,708 --> 00:48:02,085 It's a long story. - I have to meet the judges. 674 00:48:02,210 --> 00:48:04,880 No, you don't. - And why should we go with you? 675 00:48:05,005 --> 00:48:09,301 Because we're in this together, because we have a common bond... 676 00:48:09,384 --> 00:48:11,511 and because I don't trust either one of you... 677 00:48:11,595 --> 00:48:13,597 alone with Tomas. 678 00:48:19,311 --> 00:48:24,774 Okay. Fine. Then, I'll just go downstairs... 679 00:48:24,816 --> 00:48:28,403 and spill the frijoles on little Miss Puerto Rico. 680 00:48:28,487 --> 00:48:31,114 I'm sure motel 6 will have a room. 681 00:48:31,198 --> 00:48:33,116 We're in. 682 00:48:33,783 --> 00:48:37,120 Well, what about Tomas? What if he wakes up? 683 00:48:41,791 --> 00:48:46,296 Still out like a light. - We'll leave Fifi here to guard him. 684 00:48:46,379 --> 00:48:49,508 Come on, Fifi. Let me help you get your favorite toy. 685 00:48:49,549 --> 00:48:51,009 Good girl! 686 00:48:53,512 --> 00:48:56,681 This is so bizarre. I could've sworn I put it in here. 687 00:48:57,682 --> 00:49:00,602 I have a better idea. 688 00:49:12,405 --> 00:49:14,699 Hotel security. 689 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,507 Baby, I'm chasing papi, chasing papi. 690 00:49:30,590 --> 00:49:33,009 Now we have to wait for some guy named rodrigo. 691 00:49:33,093 --> 00:49:35,220 We have to wait? In this heat? 692 00:49:35,303 --> 00:49:37,681 Is the sun too bright for your pretty, fake blue eyes? 693 00:49:37,722 --> 00:49:39,808 What's that supposed to mean? 694 00:49:39,891 --> 00:49:42,185 Only that someone in this car is ashamed of being latina. 695 00:49:42,310 --> 00:49:44,187 I'm not ashamed of being latina. 696 00:49:44,312 --> 00:49:46,815 I can't believe I'm missing the pageant for this. 697 00:49:46,898 --> 00:49:50,068 You're not in the pageant! 698 00:49:50,110 --> 00:49:53,613 All right, all right. There's the car. Let's go. 699 00:49:53,655 --> 00:49:58,410 Okay. Okay, just a minute. - What? 700 00:49:58,493 --> 00:50:02,497 Just a minute. I gotta take these pills before the novocaine wears off. 701 00:50:02,580 --> 00:50:06,042 You can't stand a little toothache? - Shoot! It... 702 00:50:06,084 --> 00:50:09,212 it's a root canal. It's the most painful thing you could have. 703 00:50:09,295 --> 00:50:11,214 Haven't you ever heard of people saying... 704 00:50:11,297 --> 00:50:14,509 "rather have a root canal," when they don't want to do something? 705 00:50:14,551 --> 00:50:17,721 No, but you would rather have two root canals than to blow this deal. 706 00:50:17,804 --> 00:50:19,681 Look here, Victor. Tonight is the night. 707 00:50:19,806 --> 00:50:24,102 We make this pickup, and then we are in with the big boys. 708 00:50:28,690 --> 00:50:31,109 Are you almost finished? 709 00:50:31,818 --> 00:50:35,780 Let's... let's go. - Okay. Okay. 710 00:50:35,905 --> 00:50:39,784 I'm miserable, you know? You could be a little more sensitive. 711 00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:45,498 Ladies, you are late. 712 00:50:45,582 --> 00:50:47,208 Rodrigo. 713 00:50:47,584 --> 00:50:51,087 The last thing I picture you doing on the internet is buying a car. Here. 714 00:50:53,715 --> 00:50:56,384 Great car. Really roomy. 715 00:50:56,509 --> 00:50:58,386 The radio sticks a little bit. 716 00:50:58,511 --> 00:51:00,805 Where's the bag? - What? 717 00:51:00,889 --> 00:51:02,766 Where is the bag? 718 00:51:02,807 --> 00:51:05,894 The bag? - Where is the bag? The bag with the money. 719 00:51:06,019 --> 00:51:10,315 Oh, my god. Was it supposed to be in the trunk? 720 00:51:10,398 --> 00:51:13,318 Look, don't play with me, little girl. 721 00:51:13,401 --> 00:51:15,820 I object to you calling her a little girl. 722 00:51:15,904 --> 00:51:18,615 And who the hell are you? - I am a woman with a conscience. 723 00:51:18,698 --> 00:51:22,285 You're about to be a woman without a pulse, if we don't get that bag back. 724 00:51:22,327 --> 00:51:25,121 It's back at our hotel. Yeah. 725 00:51:27,499 --> 00:51:29,709 I didn't know about a bag of luggage. - Well, I don't. 726 00:51:29,792 --> 00:51:31,920 Why did you say it? - I'm stalling. This is all your fault. 727 00:51:32,003 --> 00:51:34,005 What are they talking about? - Okay, okay. Okay. 728 00:51:34,047 --> 00:51:37,467 Please! Break it up. Man! 729 00:51:37,509 --> 00:51:43,014 Please, okay? You know? Every time women get together they go like this all the time. 730 00:51:43,097 --> 00:51:45,099 We're just gonna go to the hotel, get the bag... 731 00:51:45,183 --> 00:51:47,519 and we're gonna bring it to you. 732 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,896 Yes. - Not so fast, senorita smiles. 733 00:51:50,313 --> 00:51:52,690 Victor's coming with you. 734 00:51:52,815 --> 00:51:53,900 Huh? - No, no, no. 735 00:51:53,983 --> 00:51:55,985 That's really not necessary. 736 00:51:56,110 --> 00:51:58,905 He coming too? - Wha... I... 737 00:51:58,988 --> 00:52:02,200 Hey, hey, hey. I gotta put ice on my jaw, okay? 738 00:52:02,283 --> 00:52:04,911 I really don't wanna take a ride with them, all right? 739 00:52:04,994 --> 00:52:08,998 You know what? You are going, unless you wanna stay here and explain this to the boss. 740 00:52:09,082 --> 00:52:12,585 And I know you don't really wanna do that, do you? 741 00:52:27,392 --> 00:52:29,310 Nice move. - Is that a plan? 742 00:52:29,394 --> 00:52:32,105 What are we gonna do when we get to the room and there's no money? 743 00:52:32,188 --> 00:52:35,400 Yeah, then what? - You got us into this mess. 744 00:52:35,483 --> 00:52:37,193 Here we are. 745 00:52:38,820 --> 00:52:40,655 There's a note! 746 00:52:40,697 --> 00:52:43,658 Here, I'll get it. I'll get it. 747 00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:47,412 "If you want your papi back, bring the money to the don quixote puppet... 748 00:52:47,495 --> 00:52:50,581 at the L.A. Latin festival at 5:00 p. m., no cops. " 749 00:52:50,707 --> 00:52:52,208 No cops? - L.A. Latin festival... 750 00:52:52,292 --> 00:52:55,086 this is all your fault. - Why is everything my fault? 751 00:52:55,211 --> 00:52:59,299 It's not my fault. - Hey, hey! Keep it down, please. 752 00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:02,176 Where is the bag, because that's not the bag. 753 00:53:02,218 --> 00:53:05,013 It's full of underwears and stuff. Where's the bag? 754 00:53:05,096 --> 00:53:07,390 We didn't have to leave Tomas to return stupid car... 755 00:53:07,432 --> 00:53:09,600 you're Miss perfect. Nothing is ever your fault! 756 00:53:09,684 --> 00:53:12,603 Shut up! Shut up so I can think. Please! 757 00:53:17,817 --> 00:53:21,696 What? I live in new york. No one touches my bag. 758 00:53:21,821 --> 00:53:26,117 It's like I'm seeing you for the very first time. 759 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,662 That was good. - But where is Tomas? 760 00:53:29,704 --> 00:53:31,914 And who are these thugs and what was in that car? 761 00:53:31,956 --> 00:53:34,208 I don't know, but I'm going to find out. 762 00:53:37,712 --> 00:53:39,547 Conga room. 763 00:53:39,589 --> 00:53:41,340 Fala. - Cici! 764 00:53:41,382 --> 00:53:43,384 I need to find that jerk, Ricky. 765 00:53:43,509 --> 00:53:46,596 I don't know where he is. Are you in L.A.? Have you see the Hollywood sign? 766 00:53:46,721 --> 00:53:50,308 He set us up. Do you know about a bag of money that was supposed to be in the car? 767 00:53:50,391 --> 00:53:52,310 No. Ricky wouldn't do anything like that. 768 00:53:52,393 --> 00:53:54,604 He doesn't have any money. Have you seen any movie stars? 769 00:53:54,687 --> 00:53:57,106 I don't have time for this. Good-bye. - Take pic... 770 00:53:58,191 --> 00:54:00,401 Well? - Well? 771 00:54:00,485 --> 00:54:05,490 We have to find out how to get to this festival. 772 00:54:05,615 --> 00:54:08,993 Miss Puerto Rico! We've been calling and calling! 773 00:54:09,118 --> 00:54:11,412 I was so worried! 774 00:54:11,496 --> 00:54:17,084 I love your glasses! But this is a beauty contest. Lose them! 775 00:54:17,502 --> 00:54:20,505 It's just you and me. Let's go. 776 00:54:22,215 --> 00:54:24,091 Excuse me! We need a map of the area. 777 00:54:24,217 --> 00:54:27,345 How nice to have you back. Shall we give it another go? 778 00:54:27,386 --> 00:54:30,515 That was just a little misunderstanding. - Of course. 779 00:54:30,598 --> 00:54:34,101 What about the map? - Whose adorable dog is that? 780 00:54:34,185 --> 00:54:36,187 Hotel policy does not allow... 781 00:54:36,312 --> 00:54:40,316 our four-legged family members to stay with us. - Fifi, what's wrong? 782 00:54:40,399 --> 00:54:44,195 Oh, I've seen a lot, but this one's a real doozy. 783 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,824 No, I think he'll prove very useful to us. 784 00:54:47,907 --> 00:54:50,785 Yeah. Okay, I'll see you there. 785 00:54:50,910 --> 00:54:53,204 I'm just gonna make sure they make it there too. 786 00:54:53,287 --> 00:54:54,997 Okay. Bye. 787 00:54:58,501 --> 00:55:00,711 And worldpeace. 788 00:55:03,214 --> 00:55:05,091 Excuse me. 789 00:55:05,216 --> 00:55:08,302 Miss Mexico, how would you define beauty? 790 00:55:08,386 --> 00:55:12,723 I believe beauty does come from within... 791 00:55:12,807 --> 00:55:16,602 but why not let your beauty show on the outside... 792 00:55:16,644 --> 00:55:20,523 and share it with the whole world? 793 00:55:20,606 --> 00:55:24,193 If you got it, flaunt it. 794 00:55:24,318 --> 00:55:29,490 And like the great daisy fuentes said, "we must all express our salsa gene... 795 00:55:29,615 --> 00:55:32,994 "because it allows us to be... 796 00:55:33,119 --> 00:55:36,622 as beautiful as we are. " 797 00:55:38,207 --> 00:55:41,669 Muchas gracias. 798 00:55:41,711 --> 00:55:45,798 Thank you, Miss Mexico. Ah, Daisy Fuentes: 799 00:55:45,923 --> 00:55:49,093 Truly a voice of our generation. 800 00:55:49,218 --> 00:55:53,014 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure now to introduce to you... 801 00:55:53,055 --> 00:55:55,683 Miss... Puerto Rico. 802 00:56:02,023 --> 00:56:03,816 Miss Puerto Rico! 803 00:56:12,783 --> 00:56:14,618 Hello. 804 00:56:21,584 --> 00:56:24,086 Fifi, what is it? Come here. Come here. 805 00:56:24,211 --> 00:56:30,092 Aw, they let you have a dog? How nice. - Nobody let's me do anything. 806 00:56:30,217 --> 00:56:32,678 I'm not a maid. Not a maid. 807 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:35,181 You know, you just keep tellin'yourself that. 808 00:56:35,222 --> 00:56:37,892 I wake up every morning and I say to myself in the mirror... 809 00:56:37,933 --> 00:56:40,519 "I am a musician. " 810 00:56:42,521 --> 00:56:46,400 Fifi, what is it baby? Come here. 811 00:56:46,484 --> 00:56:48,486 Would you stop fooling around with that dog? 812 00:56:48,611 --> 00:56:51,072 The money. - The bag, it really was in the trunk. 813 00:56:51,113 --> 00:56:54,116 I put Fifi's toy inside, thinking it was my bag, but really it was the money bag. 814 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:58,120 It looks like my bag, but it was last year's. The clasp is different. 815 00:56:59,288 --> 00:57:01,791 Sorry. - We don't have time for this. 816 00:57:01,916 --> 00:57:05,086 Let's get Miss Puerto Rico, and rescue Tomas. 817 00:57:10,091 --> 00:57:14,720 Oh, man... how can three defenseless girls get away from you? 818 00:57:14,804 --> 00:57:17,598 I dunno what happened. They pushed me. They kicked me. 819 00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,558 What? - I don't know what happened! 820 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:22,311 Victor, I'm not ready to die yet, - I'm miserable. 821 00:57:22,394 --> 00:57:24,396 And if we don't get that money, we're dead. 822 00:57:24,438 --> 00:57:26,398 Now look. We... we gotta find these broads. 823 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,819 Okay. Okay, Rodrigo. Don't yell at me. 824 00:57:29,902 --> 00:57:32,780 I think they're at the Don Quixote puppet. 825 00:57:32,822 --> 00:57:35,699 The Don Quixote puppet at the festival? 826 00:57:36,784 --> 00:57:38,911 Yeah. 827 00:57:38,994 --> 00:57:40,913 I'll meet you there. 828 00:57:40,996 --> 00:57:44,917 When women realize that we are the majority of this world... 829 00:57:44,959 --> 00:57:49,296 the possibilities are endless, but it is up to us. 830 00:57:49,421 --> 00:57:52,216 I believe that as women... - Check out the wonder bread. 831 00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:56,720 Excuse you. Come on. 832 00:57:56,804 --> 00:57:59,014 In every aspect of our lives, right? 833 00:57:59,098 --> 00:58:02,810 How would you respond to those who say a beauty contest such as this... 834 00:58:02,893 --> 00:58:07,398 does more for the object ifiication of women, rather than women's rights? 835 00:58:07,523 --> 00:58:13,112 I say, what better way to show that a woman can be both beautiful and intelligent? 836 00:58:17,324 --> 00:58:19,910 In fact, if chosen, I plan to propose... 837 00:58:19,994 --> 00:58:23,497 that all beauty contestants are required to take entrance exams. 838 00:58:23,622 --> 00:58:25,666 Absolutely! 839 00:58:25,708 --> 00:58:27,710 What the hell is she talking about? 840 00:58:27,793 --> 00:58:30,796 Our goal, people, should be to celebrate the diverse... 841 00:58:30,921 --> 00:58:34,320 and the wonderful qualities of today's latin woman. 842 00:58:34,355 --> 00:58:37,720 We don't have time for this. - In fact, I believe... 843 00:58:37,803 --> 00:58:39,972 Stop that imposter! 844 00:58:40,014 --> 00:58:42,558 I am the real Miss Puerto Rico. 845 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:46,020 I'm so sorry. Just a little misunderstanding... - and that's my... 846 00:58:46,103 --> 00:58:49,148 That wasn't very dignified for a beauty queen. 847 00:58:49,189 --> 00:58:52,192 Anyway, what would tell me to go see Tomas? 848 00:58:52,318 --> 00:58:54,111 I can explain this whole thing. 849 00:58:54,194 --> 00:58:57,114 We really don't have time for this. - What happened? 850 00:59:04,413 --> 00:59:07,207 Whoo! What were you doing up there? 851 00:59:07,291 --> 00:59:12,212 It was amazing, Cici. I really had them. They were hanging on my every word. 852 00:59:12,254 --> 00:59:15,007 Girl, it wasn't words they were hangin' on. - I learned from you. 853 00:59:15,090 --> 00:59:17,885 Lorena! Lorena! Hey, we found the money. - Really? 854 00:59:18,010 --> 00:59:20,387 Let's go. We have to get to that festival... 855 00:59:20,512 --> 00:59:22,702 or we don't know what's going to happen to Tomas. 856 00:59:22,737 --> 00:59:24,892 I hope he's okay. - We have to find a puppet... 857 00:59:28,187 --> 00:59:30,105 I'm losing my mind. 858 00:59:30,189 --> 00:59:32,107 Welcome back. 859 00:59:34,985 --> 00:59:36,987 Where am I? 860 00:59:38,113 --> 00:59:40,115 Who are you? 861 00:59:40,199 --> 00:59:43,619 Agent Carmen Rivera, F.B.I. 862 00:59:43,702 --> 00:59:46,580 F.B.I.? 863 00:59:46,622 --> 00:59:50,209 I- I-it... it's a federal crime to date three women? 864 00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:53,212 No, but it should be. 865 00:59:54,421 --> 00:59:56,799 I'm missing out on the whole contest. 866 00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,759 You're a liar! Get over it! 867 00:59:58,801 --> 01:00:00,803 Yeah, focus, Lorena. - Got the map? 868 01:00:00,844 --> 01:00:03,097 Got it. - Floor it! 869 01:00:03,222 --> 01:00:07,392 What's happening? - Buckle up, Romeo. We're going for a ride. 870 01:00:11,105 --> 01:00:14,108 Are you arresting me? - No, you're just the bait. 871 01:00:14,191 --> 01:00:16,485 Your girlfriends have something I want. 872 01:00:16,610 --> 01:00:18,987 You know what? I think we're gonna make it. 873 01:00:19,113 --> 01:00:22,616 You know what? For a lawyer, you make a hell of a beauty contestant. 874 01:00:22,699 --> 01:00:24,618 You know what? I don't know what got into me. 875 01:00:24,701 --> 01:00:27,121 I never had that kind of attention before. It was amazing! 876 01:00:27,204 --> 01:00:30,624 I bet if the real Miss Puerto Rico hadn't shown up, you would have won. 877 01:00:30,666 --> 01:00:32,584 Stop it. You really think so? - Definitely. 878 01:00:32,709 --> 01:00:34,419 You think so? 879 01:00:35,295 --> 01:00:38,215 You know what? For a cocktail waitress, she's quite a mastermind. 880 01:00:38,298 --> 01:00:41,093 Street smart. 881 01:00:43,011 --> 01:00:45,013 You, patty, you can really swing a lamp. 882 01:00:45,097 --> 01:00:47,099 I know. Yeah. Yeah. - Thank you. Thank you. 883 01:00:48,809 --> 01:00:51,895 What was that? - I don't know. 884 01:00:52,020 --> 01:00:55,190 What's happening? - We're running out of gas! 885 01:00:55,232 --> 01:00:57,276 Cici! - We're out of gas? 886 01:00:57,317 --> 01:01:00,320 And they were all there at my house. Can you believe that? 887 01:01:00,404 --> 01:01:02,406 Well, you can't say you didn't have it coming. 888 01:01:02,489 --> 01:01:04,491 Nothing like this has ever happened before. 889 01:01:04,616 --> 01:01:07,995 What? Getting caught? - No, falling in love with three women. 890 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:13,208 Oh, love. You call it love, hmm? - Si, like neruda... 891 01:01:13,292 --> 01:01:16,795 "I love in this way, because I don't know any other way of loving. " 892 01:01:18,922 --> 01:01:20,924 Oh, my god. You gotta be kidding me. 893 01:01:21,008 --> 01:01:23,886 We're not gonna make it. - Then we'll go to a gas station! There's a gas station. 894 01:01:24,011 --> 01:01:26,805 Pull into the gas station. - I see the gas station! 895 01:01:34,897 --> 01:01:37,774 This isn't full service. 896 01:01:37,816 --> 01:01:40,902 This isn't full service. - Are you out of your mind? 897 01:01:40,986 --> 01:01:42,904 Hurry! Hurry! 898 01:01:44,323 --> 01:01:47,200 Perfect! - We don't have time for this. 899 01:01:47,242 --> 01:01:49,786 We need another ride. 900 01:01:51,413 --> 01:01:53,624 Are you with me? - Ahead of you. 901 01:01:53,707 --> 01:01:56,126 You know how to do it? - I don't know how to drive that thing. 902 01:01:56,209 --> 01:01:58,462 You don't? - No! What would I... I thought you did. 903 01:01:58,503 --> 01:02:00,714 Why would I know how to drive a motorcycle? - Why would I? 904 01:02:00,797 --> 01:02:02,924 'Cause it seemed implied! 905 01:02:03,008 --> 01:02:05,385 Do you wanna argue, or do you wanna ride? 906 01:02:06,511 --> 01:02:08,388 She doesn't know how to pump gas... 907 01:02:08,513 --> 01:02:10,390 but she knows how to drive a motorcycle. 908 01:02:10,515 --> 01:02:13,602 Vamonos! - And she speaks spanish. 909 01:02:13,685 --> 01:02:15,854 Hold on, chicas! 910 01:02:15,896 --> 01:02:17,981 Sorry! We have to save someone's lifie! 911 01:02:18,023 --> 01:02:21,902 Hey, wait! That's my bike! - We promise to bring it back! 912 01:02:21,943 --> 01:02:24,821 Sad girls. 913 01:02:24,905 --> 01:02:28,200 Talkin' 'bout bad girls. 914 01:02:28,325 --> 01:02:31,411 Maybe through my childhood. 915 01:02:31,453 --> 01:02:34,498 I was raised by so many women. 916 01:02:34,623 --> 01:02:39,961 Mi madre, mis tias, and three other sisters. 917 01:02:40,003 --> 01:02:44,716 That's interesting. That's why the amount of women never seem to be a problem. 918 01:02:44,758 --> 01:02:48,011 That's it. That's it exactly! 919 01:02:48,095 --> 01:02:51,598 You understand. You are so smart. 920 01:02:51,723 --> 01:02:55,685 Know what you need? You need to spend some time alone. 921 01:02:55,811 --> 01:03:00,899 You shouldn't cover your beautiful eyes with such dark glasses. 922 01:03:03,193 --> 01:03:06,988 Sit back. - What? You have beautifiul eyes. 923 01:03:11,201 --> 01:03:14,871 I hope you girls know that stealing is illegal. 924 01:03:14,913 --> 01:03:18,291 My mother's definitely gonna kill me this time. - We're gonna give it back, okay? 925 01:03:18,417 --> 01:03:20,502 Yeah. - Yeah, but first we save Tomas. 926 01:03:25,507 --> 01:03:29,302 oh, look! The hootchie mama's back. She really wants Tomas! 927 01:03:34,099 --> 01:03:36,309 Go! Go! Go! - I'm trying. 928 01:03:36,393 --> 01:03:38,603 Oh, my god! There. 929 01:03:38,687 --> 01:03:40,689 Ooh, they all are... 930 01:03:42,691 --> 01:03:44,776 go, go, go! 931 01:03:44,818 --> 01:03:47,988 No! Wait! - Lean! 932 01:03:48,113 --> 01:03:50,824 Damn. 933 01:04:17,726 --> 01:04:19,603 Your girlfriends pulled through. 934 01:04:19,686 --> 01:04:22,939 They must be tougher than they look. - What? 935 01:04:22,981 --> 01:04:26,192 They're here? - That's right. Right on schedule. 936 01:04:30,405 --> 01:04:34,326 Who knew? - She should add Evel Knievel to her list of names. 937 01:04:34,367 --> 01:04:36,328 There's the puppet! - Let's go! Let's go! 938 01:04:36,411 --> 01:04:39,414 Are they all together? 939 01:04:46,504 --> 01:04:49,925 Enjoying the festival? 940 01:04:53,386 --> 01:04:56,306 'Scuse me, 'scuse me. The cops! 941 01:05:05,315 --> 01:05:08,026 The note said no cops. We can't take the risk. 942 01:05:08,109 --> 01:05:10,528 What's wrong with your face? 943 01:05:10,563 --> 01:05:12,947 My contact! Help me find it! 944 01:05:12,989 --> 01:05:15,617 Do you see it? Do you see it? Come on. 945 01:05:18,495 --> 01:05:22,290 Wait a minute. I'll just take the other one out. 946 01:05:24,209 --> 01:05:28,004 You look so much prettier without all the money. 947 01:05:28,088 --> 01:05:30,298 Thank you. - I hope she can see. 948 01:05:30,423 --> 01:05:32,926 It's Victor! - She can see. 949 01:05:36,513 --> 01:05:41,309 There's only one way out of this. We can't let them catch us. 950 01:05:41,393 --> 01:05:43,603 Where are we going? - Dancers. 951 01:05:43,728 --> 01:05:46,690 Dancers. - We're not dancers. 952 01:05:53,613 --> 01:05:55,490 I don't know if we should do this. 953 01:05:55,615 --> 01:05:59,994 This is gonna be easy. Just follow my lead. - I can't do this! 954 01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:01,996 I won't do it! I don't dance! 955 01:06:02,122 --> 01:06:06,292 Listen to me. This is the talent portion of the pageant. 956 01:06:06,418 --> 01:06:09,504 Convince the judges that you are the real Miss Puerto Rico. 957 01:06:09,587 --> 01:06:14,592 There they are. They're, like, ripping each other's clothes off. 958 01:06:14,717 --> 01:06:19,514 I don't care what's goin' on. I'm through messing around with these, uh, "machacas". 959 01:06:19,556 --> 01:06:23,476 Machacas, man? 960 01:06:23,518 --> 01:06:27,522 This is it. You're gonna dance and you're gonna win that crown. 961 01:06:27,605 --> 01:06:29,524 It's a tiara. - Whatever. 962 01:06:29,607 --> 01:06:32,610 I've had lessons, but I don't know that I'm ready for the stage. 963 01:06:32,652 --> 01:06:34,904 In this case, less is more. 964 01:06:34,988 --> 01:06:36,906 They can't stay up there forever. 965 01:06:36,990 --> 01:06:40,493 Yeah, you've obviously never been to a salsa club. 966 01:06:40,618 --> 01:06:42,912 Cici, those were expensive! 967 01:06:44,706 --> 01:06:46,207 They look great. 968 01:06:48,418 --> 01:06:51,713 Are you sure about this? - Yes. We're safe here. 969 01:06:51,754 --> 01:06:56,092 If we're on stage, they can't get us. 970 01:07:05,894 --> 01:07:10,523 We're the dancers. Sorry we're late. 971 01:07:31,794 --> 01:07:34,297 Lorena, dance! Come on. Go! 972 01:07:38,009 --> 01:07:40,803 Move around. Back like this. - Now what? 973 01:08:04,702 --> 01:08:06,621 I did it! Oh, my god! - Good job. 974 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,522 Yeah. I'm ready. 975 01:08:59,215 --> 01:09:01,217 Ooh! Cici! Cici! 976 01:09:01,300 --> 01:09:05,096 Let's go! Let's go! - Thank you! We gotta run. 977 01:09:05,221 --> 01:09:09,308 Come on. We gotta go. - Whoever wrote that note still has Tomas and wants this money. 978 01:09:09,392 --> 01:09:11,728 Who are those guys, anyway? 979 01:09:15,606 --> 01:09:19,610 Grab my hands. Come on, Cici! - They're coming! 980 01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:24,198 Hurry! Come on! We have to get to the puppet. 981 01:09:24,323 --> 01:09:26,200 The note said 5:00. 982 01:09:37,295 --> 01:09:39,213 Stop right there! 983 01:09:39,297 --> 01:09:41,507 F.B.I. 984 01:09:41,591 --> 01:09:43,926 Drop the guns and put your hands in the air. 985 01:09:46,095 --> 01:09:48,014 Not you. 986 01:09:51,309 --> 01:09:54,228 Throw the bag over there. - What? 987 01:09:54,312 --> 01:09:56,814 Give her the bag. That's the girl from the matrix. 988 01:09:56,898 --> 01:09:58,816 Oh, yeah. It is. 989 01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:02,195 It is the girl from the matrix, yo. The black and everything. 990 01:10:02,236 --> 01:10:07,200 Shut up. - Okay. Okay, please. Just don't yell. Please. 991 01:10:07,325 --> 01:10:10,203 Cuff'em. - Cuff'em. Come on. 992 01:10:10,328 --> 01:10:12,830 Victor and Rodrigo didn't get away this time. 993 01:10:12,914 --> 01:10:17,126 Oh, man! Hey, is anybody taping this? Ow! Ow! 994 01:10:17,210 --> 01:10:22,006 Hey, listen. Can you tell your guys to be a little less rough, you know? 995 01:10:22,048 --> 01:10:26,928 Please. That's enough. Get outta here. - Read them their rights. 996 01:10:27,011 --> 01:10:29,889 We made it! We're alive. - I didn't doubt us for a second. 997 01:10:30,014 --> 01:10:33,226 What a team! - All for one, and one for all! 998 01:10:33,267 --> 01:10:35,186 Tomas! - Tomas! 999 01:10:35,228 --> 01:10:39,106 Where's Tomas? - Tomas! 1000 01:10:39,190 --> 01:10:41,400 Good call not grabbing the bag in Miami, Carmen. 1001 01:10:41,525 --> 01:10:43,819 Those boys are gonna lead us right to whitaker. 1002 01:10:43,903 --> 01:10:46,489 And you to a promotion. 1003 01:10:46,614 --> 01:10:50,993 So, that guywas dating all three of them. - It's a long story. 1004 01:10:51,035 --> 01:10:53,454 Hmm. He turned out to be good bait. 1005 01:10:53,496 --> 01:10:56,415 I knew the perps would follow their money and the girls would follow their man. 1006 01:10:56,499 --> 01:10:59,710 I drove a Harley, just like you taught me. It was so cool. 1007 01:10:59,794 --> 01:11:03,214 I was Miss Puerto Rico. - She was so beautiful! 1008 01:11:03,255 --> 01:11:05,591 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 1009 01:11:05,716 --> 01:11:08,907 I never meant for this to happen. 1010 01:11:08,942 --> 01:11:12,098 I fell in love with all of you. 1011 01:11:12,223 --> 01:11:14,892 I don't think i could ever choose. 1012 01:11:15,017 --> 01:11:16,894 Choose? 1013 01:11:18,020 --> 01:11:23,693 Tomas, I have been out of control for, like, 36 hours now. 1014 01:11:23,818 --> 01:11:26,320 I've finally broken free of my parents. 1015 01:11:26,362 --> 01:11:28,823 I know what's best for me. 1016 01:11:28,906 --> 01:11:33,619 So Fifi and I, we're gonna go it on our own now. 1017 01:11:33,703 --> 01:11:36,580 Sorry. 1018 01:11:36,622 --> 01:11:40,501 Ayayay, Tomas. What you did was very wrong. 1019 01:11:40,626 --> 01:11:45,005 But I'm gonna thank you, because I've done things I've never dreamt of doing. 1020 01:11:45,131 --> 01:11:49,510 I realized that I don't need you to feel sexy... 1021 01:11:49,593 --> 01:11:54,724 and to have fun with my life, so if you're thinking of choosing me, mm-mmm. 1022 01:11:54,765 --> 01:11:56,726 Don't. 1023 01:11:57,810 --> 01:12:00,896 And you, Cicita? 1024 01:12:02,898 --> 01:12:06,902 Ay, papi. Suddenly it seems like I can do anything. 1025 01:12:07,027 --> 01:12:09,530 What I really wanna do is dance. 1026 01:12:09,613 --> 01:12:13,492 I think the world is ready for me now. 1027 01:12:13,617 --> 01:12:15,703 So I don't think I need you either. 1028 01:12:15,828 --> 01:12:19,123 I'm sorry. 1029 01:12:24,795 --> 01:12:27,298 Good-bye, baby! 1030 01:12:36,891 --> 01:12:40,519 Tomas, it looks like they made the choice for you, huh? 1031 01:12:40,603 --> 01:12:42,521 Yeah. 1032 01:12:42,605 --> 01:12:45,065 I'm taking your advice, Carmen. 1033 01:12:45,107 --> 01:12:47,401 I'm going to spend some time alone. 1034 01:12:47,443 --> 01:12:49,361 Good for you. 1035 01:12:49,403 --> 01:12:51,906 But before I do... 1036 01:12:52,031 --> 01:12:54,116 would you like to get some dinner? 1037 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,160 Dinner? - Yes. 1038 01:12:56,202 --> 01:13:01,624 Is that another one of your lines, Tomas? - No more lines. Just food. 1039 01:13:01,707 --> 01:13:06,420 Well, I am kinda hungry. - I'm starving. 1040 01:13:06,504 --> 01:13:08,422 Can I drive? - I don't think so. 1041 01:13:08,506 --> 01:13:10,508 I'm going dancing more often. - I see you. 1042 01:13:10,591 --> 01:13:12,510 I love that move you did. - Which one? 1043 01:13:12,593 --> 01:13:15,429 Tusabes the one with the hip... - Ay, no. 1044 01:13:17,723 --> 01:13:19,600 Hey! Come up here. 1045 01:13:19,725 --> 01:13:21,101 What, us? - Nooo. 1046 01:13:21,227 --> 01:13:23,312 Yes, you. Come up here. 1047 01:13:23,395 --> 01:13:25,231 Ay! No, no! 1048 01:14:17,616 --> 01:14:20,661 Lido deck. 1049 01:14:20,703 --> 01:14:23,706 Cici, it's for you. 1050 01:14:23,831 --> 01:14:25,708 It's time. 1051 01:14:28,127 --> 01:14:30,212 Hello, girls. 1052 01:14:30,295 --> 01:14:32,297 Hey. - Greetings from the Lido deck. 1053 01:14:32,339 --> 01:14:34,258 You go first, Cici. - Paradise. 1054 01:14:34,299 --> 01:14:38,012 Sun and fun all day. Three shows a night. And the sailors... 1055 01:14:38,095 --> 01:14:40,514 I can't believe you're getting paid for that. 1056 01:14:40,597 --> 01:14:43,392 Ay, this from someone who's never had a job. 1057 01:14:43,434 --> 01:14:45,602 guess where I am right now. - Where? 1058 01:14:45,728 --> 01:14:47,730 Buckingham palace. - My new apartment. 1059 01:14:47,813 --> 01:14:50,315 No! - Good. Our girly's out on her own. 1060 01:14:50,399 --> 01:14:53,110 Not only that, but I started my job at the gallery yesterday. 1061 01:14:53,193 --> 01:14:56,822 The work place will never be the same. - Probably not. 1062 01:14:56,905 --> 01:15:00,409 What about you, Lorena? - Let's just say that every weekend... 1063 01:15:00,492 --> 01:15:04,913 I am the queen of tango! - No! 1064 01:15:09,001 --> 01:15:10,919 Let me see for cancer. 1065 01:15:11,003 --> 01:15:15,215 Cancerian... oh, the moment of your life. It's your turn. 1066 01:15:15,257 --> 01:15:17,968 Love is closer to you than ever. 1067 01:15:18,010 --> 01:15:22,097 So go outside the door, because love is waiting for you. 1068 01:16:14,024 --> 01:16:18,904 Don't get me wrong I still wanna fall in love real hard. 1069 01:16:18,946 --> 01:16:23,492 If it's real and for the right reasons. 1070 01:16:23,534 --> 01:16:25,452 And I'm my own boss. 1071 01:16:25,494 --> 01:16:30,123 Some wanna come and steal my heart. 1072 01:16:30,207 --> 01:16:34,795 But I don't need a man. 1073 01:16:44,304 --> 01:16:49,101 Though I'm still hoping. 1074 01:16:49,226 --> 01:16:54,314 I know what I need is to come from the inside. 1075 01:17:08,996 --> 01:17:13,292 If it's real and for the right reasons. 1076 01:17:13,417 --> 01:17:15,294 And I'm my own boss. 1077 01:17:15,419 --> 01:17:19,798 Some wanna come and steal my heart. 1078 01:17:19,923 --> 01:17:23,093 But I don't...