1 00:00:09,371 --> 00:00:12,440 Trance, I'm telling you. That waitress really dug me. 2 00:00:12,536 --> 00:00:15,702 We shared this thing, this,..., pure, special, cosmic connection. 3 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:18,771 Wasn't that what you said about that stripper you met on Mendocino Drift? 4 00:00:18,963 --> 00:00:21,841 The one who had the elbow spikes and threatened to perforate you,... 5 00:00:21,936 --> 00:00:24,047 ...stick a light in your ribcage and turn you into a planetarium? 6 00:00:24,143 --> 00:00:28,459 She is not a stripper. Her name was Dusky and she was a professional dancer. 7 00:00:28,555 --> 00:00:33,351 Besides, Dusky was just an appetizer. Hello, my name is Kathleen is an all-you-can-eat buffet. 8 00:00:33,543 --> 00:00:36,804 Harper, you're supposed to be using Tundra Flowers to spread good will for the Commonwealth,... 9 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:38,243 ...not meet pretty girls. 10 00:00:38,243 --> 00:00:43,134 Hey! I'm all for spreading good will. And if I'm very lucky, the good WILL commence any minute now. 11 00:00:43,326 --> 00:00:45,053 - You've invited her on board? - No. 12 00:00:45,149 --> 00:00:49,465 I chased her away with my gauss gun to avoid violating professional ethics. 13 00:00:51,096 --> 00:00:55,124 That would be Kathleen. You ready to see some stars? 14 00:00:57,522 --> 00:01:02,702 Why, thank you, Mr. Harper for such a kind offer. 15 00:01:02,894 --> 00:01:04,237 Gerentex. 16 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:10,567 Now why do I get the feeling that you were expecting someone else? 17 00:01:13,061 --> 00:01:15,171 The long night has come 18 00:01:15,267 --> 00:01:18,720 The Systems Commonwealth,the greatest civilization in history, has fallen. 19 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:22,653 But now, one ship, one crew, have vowed to drive back the night, 20 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:25,051 and rekindle the light of civilization. 21 00:01:25,147 --> 00:01:28,888 on the Starship Andromeda hope lives again. 22 00:02:00,061 --> 00:02:02,363 Fear and Loathing in the Milky Way 23 00:02:02,459 --> 00:02:05,433 Hey, rat-face! You owe me 84,000 thrones! 24 00:02:05,529 --> 00:02:08,022 And sorry, but we're all full of failed, evil masterminds right now. 25 00:02:08,118 --> 00:02:10,708 And you're full of something else, so try back tomorrow. 26 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:13,873 Don't push me, human. 27 00:02:13,969 --> 00:02:18,190 I can't say that I'd mind indulging in a little senseless violence right about now. 28 00:02:18,382 --> 00:02:20,588 Funny. I was thinkin' the same thing. 29 00:02:20,684 --> 00:02:23,849 Harper, be careful. He has two loaded guns. You only have a bad temper. 30 00:02:23,945 --> 00:02:27,206 - Aren't you...dead? - I got better. 31 00:02:27,302 --> 00:02:31,906 Lucky you. Now, as much as I'm enjoying all this blustering, 32 00:02:32,098 --> 00:02:37,182 I have an appointment with a lovely lady who demands my punctual arrival. 33 00:02:37,373 --> 00:02:40,827 - And you are going to take me to her. - What? We're not taking you anywhere! 34 00:02:40,922 --> 00:02:43,704 Let me put it this way, monkey-brain. 35 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:48,980 Either you take me where I want to go, or I'll send you back to Captain Valentine in a box. 36 00:02:49,171 --> 00:02:52,145 Do you practice those lines in a mirror? Because they really need work. 37 00:02:53,104 --> 00:02:56,078 - No. He's here. - Who? 38 00:02:56,174 --> 00:02:59,339 I'm looking for a Nightsider. 39 00:02:59,435 --> 00:03:01,161 Well, we have one right here. 40 00:03:04,614 --> 00:03:07,780 Don't stand there staring like he's the Vedran Empress! 41 00:03:07,972 --> 00:03:10,849 Get us out of here! He'll kill us all! 42 00:03:10,945 --> 00:03:16,700 Give it up, Gerentex, you're coming with me! Dead, alive, or otherwise. 43 00:03:17,755 --> 00:03:22,551 What part of "Get us out of here" did you not understand? 44 00:03:22,743 --> 00:03:24,853 Ok. Ok. 45 00:03:26,388 --> 00:03:29,265 Move! 46 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:33,006 Uh, please secure any loose articles, and keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. 47 00:03:33,102 --> 00:03:35,308 Oh, shut up. 48 00:03:43,365 --> 00:03:46,819 Hey! Rommie. I was wondering if you... 49 00:03:46,914 --> 00:03:48,833 ...Ooooo, yuck. 50 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:53,725 Harper. The amount of garbage he creates and consumes boggles the mind. 51 00:03:54,396 --> 00:03:57,657 Take this disgusting substance, for example. 52 00:03:57,849 --> 00:03:59,096 Sparky Cola. 53 00:03:59,192 --> 00:04:04,180 It has no nutritional value, rots the teeth, and slowly dissolves the digestive tract. 54 00:04:04,372 --> 00:04:08,304 And yet he imbibes at least three thousand milliliters of it every single day. 55 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,798 Yeah. Harper's twin muses: "chaos and caffeine." 56 00:04:10,894 --> 00:04:13,580 Somehow, I don't think you came here to discuss Harper's hygiene. 57 00:04:13,676 --> 00:04:16,361 No. Actually, it's Dylan. 58 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,280 He's been walking around brooding for the last week. 59 00:04:18,376 --> 00:04:22,117 To be honest, it's a little, uh, disturbing. I was hoping you'd know what was bothering him. 60 00:04:22,212 --> 00:04:23,364 It's personal. 61 00:04:23,459 --> 00:04:28,351 Rommie, as long as I'm acting as Dylan's First Officer, it's my job to look out for him. 62 00:04:28,543 --> 00:04:30,461 I need to know what's going on. 63 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,764 Back in the days of the Commonwealth,... 64 00:04:32,859 --> 00:04:36,696 ...High Guard captains were typically assigned four-year tours of duty. 65 00:04:36,792 --> 00:04:39,957 In a few days time, Dylan will have been aboard this ship... 66 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:42,068 ...for four years. 67 00:04:42,164 --> 00:04:45,041 His final act as captain would have been to inspect the Andromeda... 68 00:04:45,137 --> 00:04:48,590 ...and turn command over to his executive officer, Gaheris Rhade. 69 00:04:48,782 --> 00:04:51,659 His best friend. The guy who tried to kill him. 70 00:04:51,755 --> 00:04:54,825 I guess now would be a bad time to give him some bad news. 71 00:04:54,921 --> 00:04:56,072 Bad news? 72 00:04:56,168 --> 00:04:58,278 See for yourself. 73 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,266 That is bad. 74 00:05:05,568 --> 00:05:08,541 So, care to tell us the name of your girlfriend back there? 75 00:05:08,637 --> 00:05:14,968 If you must know, he goes by the name of "Reaper". Bounty hunters, so unimaginative. 76 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,804 So there's a price on your head. Oh, good. Maybe I'll get my money back after all. 77 00:05:18,996 --> 00:05:22,545 If I were you, I'd spend less time trying to plot MY downfall... 78 00:05:22,641 --> 00:05:25,902 ...and more time trying to guess what I'm going to do with the two of you. 79 00:05:26,094 --> 00:05:28,396 Oh, I love playing guessing games! 80 00:05:28,876 --> 00:05:34,343 Call me a traditionalist, but when I kill someone, I really do prefer it when they stay dead. 81 00:05:34,631 --> 00:05:36,549 Now, be quiet, the two of you. 82 00:05:36,645 --> 00:05:38,851 - I'm trying to think. - Don't strain yourself. 83 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:44,894 Fine. If you don't want me to come up with a way to integrate you into my brilliant plans... 84 00:05:45,182 --> 00:05:49,211 ...and use you to my advantage, then I'll just kill you now and be done with it! 85 00:05:49,402 --> 00:05:51,513 No. No! We want you to think. We encourage you to think. 86 00:05:51,609 --> 00:05:53,047 Hell yeah! We'll even help you. 87 00:05:53,047 --> 00:05:56,117 Why don't you, uh, tell us what you're up to, and we'll see if we can make ourselves useful. 88 00:05:56,309 --> 00:05:58,707 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 89 00:05:58,802 --> 00:06:04,845 Let's have old Gerentex take us into his confidence, reveal his latest scheme for wealth and success,... 90 00:06:05,133 --> 00:06:07,243 ...and then we'll betray him and keep it all for ourselves! 91 00:06:07,339 --> 00:06:09,545 - We would never do that. - I would. 92 00:06:09,641 --> 00:06:10,600 True. 93 00:06:10,696 --> 00:06:12,327 Why do I bother? 94 00:06:12,327 --> 00:06:16,739 ah-ah. Not so fast, rat-face. If you shoot me, it's Dosva-Bye-Bye for you. 95 00:06:16,931 --> 00:06:21,727 Well, I'm sure you've got some explanation to back up your pathetic little threats. 96 00:06:21,919 --> 00:06:24,509 How's this for a little known, yet highly entertaining fact? 97 00:06:24,605 --> 00:06:28,058 You see, whenever the teacher lets us take the Maru out on these little class field trips,... 98 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:31,031 ...I key the power generators to my life signs. - You do? 99 00:06:31,127 --> 00:06:35,060 See? Little known. The point is, if my life signs should suddenly, I dunno... 100 00:06:35,252 --> 00:06:39,088 ...expire, the generators overload and explode like that. 101 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,199 In a heartbeat,..., in MY heartbeat. 102 00:06:41,294 --> 00:06:44,076 You'd blow up this whole ship with your little purple friend on board? 103 00:06:44,172 --> 00:06:48,009 Trance has come back from the dead before. She's,..., tricky that way. 104 00:06:48,392 --> 00:06:51,270 - What makes you think she can't do it again? - Well, let's find out, shall we? 105 00:06:51,366 --> 00:06:52,325 No! 106 00:06:52,421 --> 00:06:54,723 Yeah. What he said. No. 107 00:06:54,819 --> 00:06:59,039 - You hurt her, and I will kill you myself. - You and which Vedran cavalry, my boy? 108 00:06:59,135 --> 00:07:04,027 You don't get it, do you? You harm one hair on her head, and I will come after you. 109 00:07:04,219 --> 00:07:08,535 And then you'll have to kill me, because I absolutely will not stop until one of us is Magog food. 110 00:07:08,823 --> 00:07:09,974 - You're bluffing. - Try me. 111 00:07:10,070 --> 00:07:12,084 See if you can wrap your little rat brain around this. 112 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:16,017 You kill her, I kill you. You lose. You kill her and you kill me, the ship blows up. 113 00:07:16,209 --> 00:07:18,990 You still lose. Either way, you lose. 114 00:07:19,086 --> 00:07:21,580 Excuse me. Can we please discuss the "killing her" part? 115 00:07:21,676 --> 00:07:23,307 Fine. 116 00:07:23,882 --> 00:07:30,692 I was hoping to save this for a more dire emergency, but I can see you two leave me no choice. 117 00:07:30,980 --> 00:07:34,625 - I'll have to resort to Plan B. - Plan B? 118 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:38,366 Yes. Plan B. 119 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,052 Son of a... 120 00:07:41,148 --> 00:07:47,382 I've just injected you with a microscopic generator which produces quite a nasty little shock. 121 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:51,219 All with the press of a button. This button. 122 00:07:51,411 --> 00:07:58,701 But why take my word for it? I believe the expression is "Show. Don't Tell". 123 00:08:04,072 --> 00:08:09,348 Well. Now. Who's next? 124 00:08:17,405 --> 00:08:20,186 So, as I was saying,... 125 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:26,133 ...the Andromeda debacle put me into some serious debt to some rather unsavory characters. 126 00:08:26,421 --> 00:08:31,217 Tell me, do you have any idea what the monthly interest on eleven million thrones might be? 127 00:08:31,409 --> 00:08:33,903 I know what it is on the 84 grand you still owe me. 128 00:08:36,493 --> 00:08:38,795 I didn't even say anything! 129 00:08:38,891 --> 00:08:43,591 Oh, I am sorry, my dear, but I'm afraid I only have one button, and two hostages. 130 00:08:43,782 --> 00:08:49,729 Where was I? Oh, yes. My most brilliant plan ever. 131 00:08:50,017 --> 00:08:54,046 Retrieve the Andromeda, deliver her to the buyer,... 132 00:08:54,238 --> 00:08:58,554 ...auction off her Nova bombs, one by one, to the highest bidder. 133 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:01,719 Beautiful. 134 00:09:02,103 --> 00:09:06,995 I should've been swimming in luxury by now. Instead, I'm drowning in debt. 135 00:09:07,187 --> 00:09:09,872 How tragic. 136 00:09:11,695 --> 00:09:14,476 Oh, dear, my finger must have slipped. 137 00:09:14,668 --> 00:09:18,601 Well, you know, in this business, you're only as good as your latest scam. 138 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:22,054 My strip-mining venture on Infinity Atoll,... 139 00:09:22,246 --> 00:09:26,850 ...my Roboto-Courtesan manufacturing plant, the religion I founded. 140 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:29,919 All gone. Forgotten. 141 00:09:30,878 --> 00:09:34,044 This is the part where you're supposed to say "Oh, Gerentex, that's so sad." 142 00:09:34,236 --> 00:09:36,442 - Oh, that's so sad! - Oh, you're breaking my freakin' heart! 143 00:09:36,538 --> 00:09:39,703 So, I find myself on that rust-bucket drift with no way off. 144 00:09:39,799 --> 00:09:43,444 And to make matters worse, I was on the verge of the Big Score, Harper. 145 00:09:43,636 --> 00:09:48,815 Something even bigger than the Andromeda deal. A bonanza of unparalleled plenitude. 146 00:09:49,007 --> 00:09:52,364 - Plenitude. As in cash? - Of course cash, idiot. 147 00:09:53,036 --> 00:09:56,105 And then, who should I see but the two of you,... 148 00:09:56,201 --> 00:10:00,613 ...handing out flowers and getting the brush-off from that snaggletooth waitress. 149 00:10:00,805 --> 00:10:03,874 Hey! Kathleen was not snaggletooth. And you should talk, smiley. 150 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:09,534 - And is that where you came up with the evil plan? - My dear, those are the best kind. 151 00:10:17,495 --> 00:10:20,468 So the Perseids on Sintii Four think humans will screw up the new Commonwealth... 152 00:10:20,564 --> 00:10:24,209 ...just like we did the old one. - Not all of them. Just a faction on their High Council. 153 00:10:24,305 --> 00:10:26,223 Hohne and your other supporters have,... 154 00:10:26,319 --> 00:10:28,621 ...the motion locked up in committee, but it might not stay there. 155 00:10:28,717 --> 00:10:32,075 I've spent almost an entire year trying to get worlds to sign up for the new Commonwealth. 156 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:35,719 I've managed to get three, and now one of them is threatening to back out. 157 00:10:35,911 --> 00:10:39,844 - That pretty much sums it up. Yeah. - And now I'm supposed to convince them to stay? 158 00:10:40,036 --> 00:10:41,858 I mean who am I kidding? I'm a soldier, not a statesman. 159 00:10:41,954 --> 00:10:45,695 Oh, don't be so hard on yourself. You're at least as good a politician as I am a first officer. 160 00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:47,517 Yeah. 161 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:50,875 - That is a compliment, right? - That's right. Yeah. 162 00:10:51,546 --> 00:10:53,560 Good. 163 00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:05,838 I don't recall giving you permission to stop. We are on a tight schedule. 164 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:08,140 Look. I'm tired, ok? 165 00:11:08,236 --> 00:11:12,073 My butt's asleep and I got a mother of a caffeine withdrawal headache. 166 00:11:12,168 --> 00:11:13,895 Could you at least grab me a Sparky? 167 00:11:13,991 --> 00:11:17,060 Oh, you want a Sparky? Here. 168 00:11:21,569 --> 00:11:24,158 OK, listen to me, and listen very carefully. 169 00:11:24,254 --> 00:11:26,748 Every time you press that button, it hurts a little less. 170 00:11:26,844 --> 00:11:28,954 Keep it up, pretty soon it's not gonna hurt at all. 171 00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:32,407 And then I'm gonna break free, crack your skull open, and drink a beer over your fuzzy corpse. 172 00:11:32,599 --> 00:11:35,093 - Harper, don't say that! - What? You want me to be nice to him? 173 00:11:35,285 --> 00:11:37,203 - You're supposed to be the good guy. - Correction. 174 00:11:37,299 --> 00:11:39,697 Standing next to you, Beka, Rev, Rommie, Dylan, or... 175 00:11:39,793 --> 00:11:41,711 ....well anyway...then I'm one of the good guys. 176 00:11:41,903 --> 00:11:46,411 But I didn't survive twenty years on that hellhole we lovingly call Earth by being Santa's little helper. 177 00:11:46,603 --> 00:11:48,713 I survived by being the nastiest piece of work... 178 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:51,879 ...that ever clubbed someone over the head in a back alley over a hunk of cheese. 179 00:11:51,975 --> 00:11:54,660 So, please, keep pressing that little button. Get your money's worth. 180 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,579 'Cause then it's gonna be the worst day of the end of your life. 181 00:11:56,675 --> 00:12:00,799 You know, I've always wanted to see a human glow in the dark. 182 00:12:00,895 --> 00:12:03,581 It must be hard being a Nightsider. 183 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,211 Excuse me? 184 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:09,816 Well, once the Commonwealth evacuated Korendar, the Nightsiders had no planet to call home. 185 00:12:10,007 --> 00:12:12,597 Did you know that there are worlds where they shoot Nightsiders on sight? 186 00:12:12,693 --> 00:12:18,736 And they call US a threat to aquatic ecosystems. Don't they realize that our children have to eat? 187 00:12:19,024 --> 00:12:21,230 It's not your fault that Nightsiders have hundreds of babies... 188 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:23,532 ...that eat everything in sight until they reach dry land and become sentient. 189 00:12:23,628 --> 00:12:25,546 It's just the way you evolved. 190 00:12:25,642 --> 00:12:29,671 Well, try telling that to a village full of Arswan fishmongers as they try to run you down... 191 00:12:29,863 --> 00:12:32,740 ...and impale you on their boathooks. - It must be awful. 192 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,138 Oh, my dear, you don't know the half of it. 193 00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:41,565 Do you know, the only way a Nightsider can survive these days is to be so filthy rich,... 194 00:12:41,852 --> 00:12:46,456 ...so mind-bendingly wealthy that people can't help but accept you. 195 00:12:46,648 --> 00:12:48,567 I'd accept you...loosening these ropes. 196 00:12:48,663 --> 00:12:57,103 Why don't I just tighten them until your limbs pop like a Than grub under a magnifying glass? 197 00:13:11,203 --> 00:13:13,889 What's the matter, Gerentex? Artificial gravity misbehaving? 198 00:13:13,985 --> 00:13:18,014 Sorry, I'd love to help you, but I'm a little TIED UP. 199 00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:28,565 Hey! Why didn't you do that before? 200 00:13:28,661 --> 00:13:31,155 Well, he was talking and I didn't want to interrupt him. 201 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,977 And he had that buzzer thing. 202 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,759 Well, it's broken now, so untie me. I gotta go see a Nightsider... 203 00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:38,540 ...about an obscenely large pile of money. 204 00:13:38,636 --> 00:13:40,842 You have to promise not to kill him. 205 00:13:41,226 --> 00:13:42,761 What? 206 00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:46,981 All right. I promise. 207 00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:50,722 - Harper, you promised! - I just promised not to KILL him. 208 00:13:51,969 --> 00:13:55,710 You think this frightens me? I've been tortured by Nietzscheans. 209 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:58,683 What a coincidence. So was I. 210 00:13:58,779 --> 00:14:00,985 - You wanna see some highlights? - Hey! 211 00:14:01,081 --> 00:14:03,959 If this is that "good cop, bad cop" game you were telling me about,... 212 00:14:04,055 --> 00:14:05,973 ...isn't this the place where I'm supposed to play "good cop"? 213 00:14:06,069 --> 00:14:09,810 Sorry, mon chéri. Welcome to,..., a new game: 214 00:14:10,002 --> 00:14:14,797 Bad Cop, Worse Cop. And,..., guess which one I am. 215 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:19,306 Gerentex, why don't you just tell us what we want to know? 216 00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:21,320 - What do we want to know? - Oh, the usual. 217 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:25,253 What's the scam, how do I get in on it, what's it worth, and where do I get my 84,000 thrones! 218 00:14:25,444 --> 00:14:30,816 - I'm not telling YOU anything. - Gerentex, this is my nanowelder. 219 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,365 It can cut through a starship like a,..., Magog at a puppy farm. 220 00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:37,051 Maybe it can jog your memory, huh? 221 00:14:38,202 --> 00:14:40,791 Hasturi's diary. 222 00:14:42,326 --> 00:14:44,149 - You're a fool. - N-N-N-N-No. 223 00:14:44,244 --> 00:14:51,151 I hired one of my more reliable acquisition specialists to contact certain...parties. 224 00:14:51,438 --> 00:14:55,371 - They know where it is. - The original? The real one, not some bogus ca... 225 00:14:55,467 --> 00:15:00,071 - OK. What is Hasturi's diary, please? - The journal of Hasturi? The mad Perseid? 226 00:15:00,263 --> 00:15:01,702 About a hundred years ago,... 227 00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:06,210 ...he wandered the galaxy claiming he found a way through slipstream back to Tarn Vedra. 228 00:15:06,402 --> 00:15:10,526 The diary is the documentation of his journey... 229 00:15:10,718 --> 00:15:16,185 ...to the long-lost capital of the Systems' Commonwealth and all its wealth and splendor. 230 00:15:16,473 --> 00:15:22,612 Whoever finds the diary and retraces his path to Tarn Vedra... 231 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:27,120 ...could command the galaxy. - Or get a Nightsider out of debt. 232 00:15:27,216 --> 00:15:31,724 - Oh, exactly. And it's all... - OURS 233 00:15:32,396 --> 00:15:36,328 You're gonna show us how to find that diary, and we're taking it. 234 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,304 So what do we offer the Perseids this time? 235 00:15:46,496 --> 00:15:49,085 Protection. Peace of mind. Mints on their pillows? 236 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,004 - Just don't let them dissect me. - Relax. 237 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,402 I'm not going to offer the Perseids anything. 238 00:15:53,498 --> 00:15:55,416 If I did, I'd be making the opposition's case for them. 239 00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:58,485 They say that we're no better than the Neitzcheans, and they'd be right. 240 00:15:58,677 --> 00:16:01,747 We have to make the Perseids see that not all humans are consumed by greed... 241 00:16:01,939 --> 00:16:05,104 ...for money, power, and control. - And how do we do that? 242 00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:08,365 Give them clean towels? 243 00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:11,434 OK,..., we use Gerentex's money to buy the diary's location. 244 00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:13,928 Then we go back to the Andromeda, we tell Dylan. 245 00:16:14,024 --> 00:16:15,559 Or maybe we don't have to tell Dylan. 246 00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:19,108 Either way, we are going to Tarn Vedra where the livin' is easy and the women have four legs! 247 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,794 - Aren't you forgetting something? - Uh, well let me see. 248 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:23,904 We get fame and fortune. Gerentex gets nothing. 249 00:16:23,904 --> 00:16:26,973 We make the biggest discovery in the history of the known worlds. Gerentex gets nothing. 250 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,083 What am I forgetting? Nothing! 251 00:16:29,179 --> 00:16:32,537 Hostile weapons fire. PDL's activated. 252 00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:38,579 - Reaper! - Except him. 253 00:16:45,869 --> 00:16:48,171 - Harper! Slipstream! - I'm working on it! 254 00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:50,186 But every time we're almost out of the star's gravity well,... 255 00:16:50,281 --> 00:16:53,926 ... Chuckles out there cuts us off and starts shooting again. 256 00:16:56,037 --> 00:16:58,339 May I make a suggestion? 257 00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:01,024 Uh, let me think. NO! 258 00:17:01,024 --> 00:17:06,108 Oh, you're right! Your plan is working SO well, you certainly don't need MY help! 259 00:17:07,451 --> 00:17:08,314 Make it quick. 260 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:11,000 I'll put this in a way your tiny mind can grasp. 261 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,877 Our pursuer wants to kill me, but he won't risk his life for it. 262 00:17:13,973 --> 00:17:18,577 That's his weakness. So if this is a problem in terms of psychology and mathematics... 263 00:17:18,769 --> 00:17:22,126 ...our ship has fifty times the mass of his little fighter. 264 00:17:22,222 --> 00:17:25,771 Fat lot of good it does us. His ship is faster, better armed, and more maneuverable. 265 00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:27,882 - We can't out-shoot or out-flank him. - So don't. 266 00:17:27,977 --> 00:17:30,567 Turn this whale around and aim straight at him. 267 00:17:30,663 --> 00:17:33,733 If he gets out of our way, we escape. If he doesn't, we run him down. 268 00:17:33,829 --> 00:17:36,226 What?!? At that velocity, it would vaporize both of us. 269 00:17:36,226 --> 00:17:40,351 Yes, yes, yes. But he's a bounty hunter, not a physicist. 270 00:17:40,543 --> 00:17:42,557 Any, uh, thoughts, your purpleness? 271 00:17:42,653 --> 00:17:47,833 Signs are hazy, ask again later. But we're leaking pions and AG fields are barely holding. 272 00:17:48,504 --> 00:17:49,655 Fine. 273 00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,765 A game of chicken. 274 00:17:53,204 --> 00:17:55,506 Let's bring it. 275 00:18:10,086 --> 00:18:13,347 Entering slipstream. 276 00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:19,198 Damn, I'm god! 277 00:18:19,294 --> 00:18:23,131 Hello! Does anyone remember whose idea it was? 278 00:18:23,323 --> 00:18:26,008 Shut up, rat. Just tell me where to go. 279 00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:29,365 I have SEVERAL suggestions. 280 00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:36,272 Tell me we're nearing an end to this tedium. 281 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,478 Dylan's still planishes, trying to talk sense into the Perseids. 282 00:18:38,574 --> 00:18:40,972 He might as well appeal to a Nightsider's generosity. 283 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,712 Blind idealism on overdrive. So, he talks, and we sit. 284 00:18:44,904 --> 00:18:46,535 Unless you've got any bright ideas. 285 00:18:46,631 --> 00:18:51,043 Sadly, I doubt our beneficent commander would appreciate it if we were to nuke the planet from orbit. 286 00:18:51,235 --> 00:18:53,633 Though I can hardly say I'd mind the exercise. 287 00:18:53,825 --> 00:18:57,374 Threats won't work. And apparently, neither will diplomacy. 288 00:18:57,565 --> 00:19:00,155 - Which leaves? - Valentine-ology. 289 00:19:05,335 --> 00:19:09,172 Albuquerque Drift. Land of the expensive and home of the sucker. 290 00:19:14,159 --> 00:19:19,723 Oh, this is so neat! You can win money, go to the all-you-can-eat buffet,... 291 00:19:19,914 --> 00:19:24,519 ...and even enjoy the comedy stylings of the Supreme Mirth Inducer, Unru. 292 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:29,123 I dunno. Perseid stand-up comedy? Some things are just SO wrong. 293 00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:31,329 All right, let's get this over with. 294 00:19:32,576 --> 00:19:35,453 - Gerentex, are you there? - Where else would I be? 295 00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:39,482 Oh, the injustice of it all. The inherent brutality. 296 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:43,798 - It's the system that keeps us Nightsiders down. - Yeah, yeah. Cry me a river and drown in it. 297 00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:47,155 Just identify your friend so we can get out of Loser's Palace, here, will ya? 298 00:19:47,347 --> 00:19:50,896 Look, at the bar. Metal hair, nose-ring. 299 00:19:55,596 --> 00:19:58,090 Miss Andulasia, I presume? 300 00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:02,215 And who wants to know? 301 00:20:02,694 --> 00:20:05,764 - We're friends of Gerentex. - I prefer associates. 302 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:09,217 Oh, I don't think you can ever have enough friends, wouldn't you agree? 303 00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:10,847 Uh, yeah, uh.... 304 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,629 Shhhh. I prefer my men strong and silent. 305 00:20:13,725 --> 00:20:17,562 - Well then you won't like Harper. - Trance! Will you...I... 306 00:20:17,753 --> 00:20:21,206 Much better. So, I assume you're here about the data he wanted? 307 00:20:21,398 --> 00:20:23,029 - Do you have it? - Oh, I've got it. 308 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:26,002 I lifted it off of that wildcatter he told me about,... 309 00:20:26,098 --> 00:20:30,894 ...not long before that unfortunate run-in with a faulty airlock. 310 00:20:31,086 --> 00:20:35,211 That's great. It's not great for him, but it is for us. 311 00:20:36,362 --> 00:20:39,335 Harper, give her the flexi. 312 00:20:42,213 --> 00:20:44,227 I think that's the amount you two agreed on. 313 00:20:44,323 --> 00:20:47,296 Oh, it was. But now, it's a zero short. 314 00:20:47,392 --> 00:20:49,598 But, you had a deal. 315 00:20:49,694 --> 00:20:52,860 Did you really think that I was gonna stick to that deal? 316 00:20:52,955 --> 00:20:55,162 That is so sweet. 317 00:20:55,449 --> 00:20:58,902 When you get serious, you know where to find me. 318 00:20:59,286 --> 00:21:01,396 And so do you. 319 00:21:05,713 --> 00:21:08,302 She wants me. She really wants me! 320 00:21:08,398 --> 00:21:11,660 She wants to get you alone, slit your throat, and rifle your pockets. 321 00:21:11,851 --> 00:21:14,729 - But go ahead, see for yourself. - I will. 322 00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:17,415 - Harper! Stay. - And do what? 323 00:21:17,511 --> 00:21:19,621 We can't raise that kind of cash, even if we sold the Maru. 324 00:21:19,717 --> 00:21:22,115 Sure we can. 325 00:21:22,786 --> 00:21:26,047 Yoshidono! Yoshidono! 326 00:21:26,239 --> 00:21:27,870 All hail the conquering Trance. 327 00:21:27,966 --> 00:21:30,268 Place your bets, please, ladies and gentlemen. 328 00:21:30,268 --> 00:21:31,707 Let it ride. 329 00:21:33,145 --> 00:21:36,982 Bets please...and, no more bets, please. Le jeu est fait. 330 00:21:40,147 --> 00:21:43,601 - Uh, Trance, I think we have enough. - But I'm just starting to have fun! 331 00:21:43,696 --> 00:21:46,958 - Trance! Now. - I win again! 332 00:21:49,739 --> 00:21:52,233 Ok! Ok! Ok! 333 00:21:59,715 --> 00:22:01,729 This enough? 334 00:22:02,496 --> 00:22:04,511 Definitely. 335 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,676 Pleasure doing business with you. 336 00:22:07,676 --> 00:22:10,554 Hey, if you want pleasure, you're talking to the right guy. 337 00:22:12,184 --> 00:22:14,582 Thanks, but I prefer my men alive. 338 00:22:14,774 --> 00:22:17,460 My purse? She just took my purse! 339 00:22:18,227 --> 00:22:21,968 H-h-hey, fellahs! Uh, nice place you got here. 340 00:22:22,064 --> 00:22:24,845 You cheated us out of half a million thrones. 341 00:22:24,941 --> 00:22:28,970 Ok, look, you want your money back, you gotta talk to the nice lady who just ran out that door. 342 00:22:29,066 --> 00:22:33,574 You two! Where's Gerentex? I'm gonna turn him into a rug. 343 00:22:49,209 --> 00:22:51,703 Well, that went quite well. 344 00:22:54,484 --> 00:22:58,033 I think it went swimmingly. 345 00:22:58,801 --> 00:23:01,678 THIS is why you kill him. 346 00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:09,064 Aren't you forgetting the math, here? 347 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,709 Dead Harper plus Reactor Overload equals Sayonara, Nightsider. 348 00:23:12,805 --> 00:23:18,368 Yes, but it occurs to me that you don't have any vital organs in your kneecaps. Do you? 349 00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:20,574 OK. 350 00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:22,876 Much better. 351 00:23:24,507 --> 00:23:30,262 You know, now that the moment is upon me, I must admit to feeling a tad misty. 352 00:23:30,550 --> 00:23:36,880 Once I find Tarn Vedra, all the painful struggle, the years of yearning will finally be behind me. 353 00:23:37,168 --> 00:23:40,909 I'll buy a lake. Or maybe a small sea. 354 00:23:41,005 --> 00:23:48,007 Start a harem of fecund Nightsider females who'll fill the water with furry tadpoles... 355 00:23:48,295 --> 00:23:55,776 ...and watch as the strongest of our young devour the weak in the ancient dance of life. 356 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,791 Oh. That is so beautiful. 357 00:23:57,887 --> 00:24:05,848 Isn't it? You know, all I've really wanted was a home and a family of my own. 358 00:24:06,136 --> 00:24:08,342 To change myself for the better. 359 00:24:08,438 --> 00:24:10,644 You wanna change your life for the better? Put a bullet in your head. 360 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:13,713 Seamus Zelazney Harper, you take that back this instant. 361 00:24:13,905 --> 00:24:18,989 Trance, THAT is the bad guy. Habla es "bad guy"? Villain? Antagonist? Thug? Pain in the..." 362 00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:24,168 Just because he comes from a different culture with different drives and values doesn't make him a bad person. 363 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:27,525 That's strange. Aren't we forgetting something? Yes, I think we are. Something important. 364 00:24:27,621 --> 00:24:30,691 - OH YEAH! HE KILLED YOU! - Not permanently! 365 00:24:30,883 --> 00:24:34,623 And after I saw what happened at the casino, I truly regret my harsh actions. 366 00:24:34,719 --> 00:24:42,393 To think that I almost...hurt...such a sweet, understanding, profitable young lady... 367 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,174 I promise I'll never do it again. 368 00:24:45,462 --> 00:24:49,299 Oh, you don't have to explain. I completely understand. 369 00:24:49,491 --> 00:24:51,313 If you hadn't shot me then,... 370 00:24:51,409 --> 00:24:54,383 ... you could have lost control completely, and then where would you have been. 371 00:24:54,574 --> 00:24:57,164 - He was just trying to protect himself. - Exactly. 372 00:24:57,356 --> 00:25:00,234 I couldn't let you play me for a fool then, and...! 373 00:25:01,193 --> 00:25:02,919 ...NOT NOW! 374 00:25:06,085 --> 00:25:08,579 Et tu, Trance? 375 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,840 You know, I REALLY hoped I wouldn't have to kill anybody! 376 00:25:11,936 --> 00:25:13,470 Why do you do this? 377 00:25:13,950 --> 00:25:14,621 Huh? 378 00:25:14,621 --> 00:25:16,828 Why do you point guns at people and threaten them? 379 00:25:16,923 --> 00:25:18,842 I find it very efficacious. 380 00:25:18,938 --> 00:25:22,103 Well, I don't. In fact,... 381 00:25:22,295 --> 00:25:24,693 ...I think it makes you look like a complete butt-head. 382 00:25:24,693 --> 00:25:27,762 And if you think you can try and kill me, well think again! 383 00:25:27,858 --> 00:25:30,448 No, in fact, I dare you! Come on! 384 00:25:30,544 --> 00:25:33,997 What's the matter? You afraid of a little purple girl? 385 00:25:34,189 --> 00:25:37,642 Yes. You are. Because you're a criminal,... 386 00:25:37,738 --> 00:25:41,287 ...and all criminals are stupid, short-sighted, self-centered... 387 00:25:41,479 --> 00:25:44,644 You know, hurtful stereotypes like that give people like me a bad name. 388 00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:47,426 No. People like YOU give people like you a bad name. 389 00:25:47,521 --> 00:25:49,632 If you had half the brain that you claim to have,... 390 00:25:49,824 --> 00:25:51,454 ...you would know that if we had worked together,... 391 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,468 ...we would come out on top. But no, instead... 392 00:25:53,564 --> 00:25:55,003 ...you decide to play stupid power games... 393 00:25:55,099 --> 00:25:57,785 ...about who gets to have control and who gives the orders. 394 00:25:57,881 --> 00:26:02,389 If you keep walking down this path, you're going to end up a very unhappy person. 395 00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:06,226 You really do care, don't you? 396 00:26:06,417 --> 00:26:07,856 Yes! 397 00:26:13,228 --> 00:26:15,338 Well, I don't care! 398 00:26:15,338 --> 00:26:20,326 I've got the gun, I'm in control, and everything is right with my world. 399 00:26:20,517 --> 00:26:23,587 Hostile weapons fire. PDL's activated. 400 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,781 Oh, yeah, you got the world on a string, baby. 401 00:26:34,138 --> 00:26:37,783 And furthermore, if you can't see what you're getting out of this deal,... 402 00:26:37,975 --> 00:26:42,579 ...then you are not just the most petty, self-righteous technocrats in three galaxies. 403 00:26:42,771 --> 00:26:44,785 THEN, you're even stupider than you look! 404 00:26:44,881 --> 00:26:45,936 Stop. 405 00:26:45,936 --> 00:26:48,430 Yeah. I can explain about...this... 406 00:26:49,389 --> 00:26:51,307 Walk with me. 407 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:52,842 Oh boy. 408 00:26:54,473 --> 00:26:57,062 It wasn't just that you insulted the Perseids. 409 00:26:57,158 --> 00:27:00,611 It's the way that you did it over, and over, and over again. And Beka, the language, it was... 410 00:27:00,707 --> 00:27:03,105 Dylan, when you recruited us to join your little quest,... 411 00:27:03,297 --> 00:27:05,503 ...you didn't just appeal to the better angels in our natures. 412 00:27:05,503 --> 00:27:08,189 You told us how it would be good for us. 413 00:27:08,381 --> 00:27:09,340 Yeah, that's funny. 414 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:12,505 I remember that speech, and at no point do I recall suggesting that you... 415 00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:14,520 ..."get your chins screwed on straight". 416 00:27:14,616 --> 00:27:17,397 Yeah, well, I got the Perseids' attention, didn't I? 417 00:27:17,493 --> 00:27:20,467 And now that I have it, we can remind them why the Commonwealth deal works for them. 418 00:27:20,562 --> 00:27:22,673 Assuming they ever talk to us again. 419 00:27:22,769 --> 00:27:27,373 Dylan, sorry to interrupt, but I have an incoming transmission from one of the Sintii Directors. 420 00:27:27,565 --> 00:27:29,483 Probably Hohne calling. 421 00:27:29,579 --> 00:27:31,689 Pipe it to my quarters. I'll calm him down. 422 00:27:31,785 --> 00:27:36,389 Actually, it's one of Hohne's opponents, and he's asking for Beka. 423 00:27:49,338 --> 00:27:51,161 Faster, Harper, faster. 424 00:27:51,161 --> 00:27:54,518 I'm doing the best I can. Trance, any word from our adoring fans? 425 00:27:54,709 --> 00:27:56,532 They've just popped out of slipstream. 426 00:27:56,628 --> 00:27:59,122 They're two light-minutes behind us, out of weapons range, but just barely. 427 00:27:59,122 --> 00:28:04,397 As long as they can't catch us. Best speed to Hasturi's asteroid. 428 00:28:04,589 --> 00:28:07,275 This will have to be an in-and-out operation. 429 00:28:07,371 --> 00:28:09,289 Hey! My favorite kind. 430 00:28:11,207 --> 00:28:14,852 Ladies and germ, on your left, Hasturi's World. 431 00:28:14,948 --> 00:28:18,305 Right next to the galaxy's biggest ball of twine. 432 00:28:24,156 --> 00:28:30,487 Perfect. Hasturi left the power on and everything's still pressurized. 433 00:28:30,775 --> 00:28:33,077 Wow. The lights are on, and nobody's been home for over a hundred years. 434 00:28:33,173 --> 00:28:34,899 The guy must've been brilliant. 435 00:28:34,995 --> 00:28:37,585 I don't get it, though. There must be kilometers of tunnels in this rock. 436 00:28:37,681 --> 00:28:40,079 I mean, why go to all the trouble? 437 00:28:40,175 --> 00:28:42,189 Maybe he was afraid of the dark. 438 00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:49,767 - Must've been a rough trip to Tarn Vedra. - Look, we can gape at the scenery later. 439 00:28:49,959 --> 00:28:53,412 Right now, we have to find the mad Perseid's sanctum sanctorum. 440 00:28:53,604 --> 00:28:55,714 Our pursuers can't be far behind and we all know what that means. 441 00:28:55,810 --> 00:28:59,263 That you're gonna get down on your knees and beg for mercy like a little girl? 442 00:28:59,742 --> 00:29:02,332 There are two kinds of people in this universe, Mr. Harper. 443 00:29:02,428 --> 00:29:05,689 The kind with loaded guns, and the kind who open doors. 444 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:09,142 - YOU open doors. - Fine. FINE. 445 00:29:12,404 --> 00:29:15,185 Allow me to work the old Harper magic. 446 00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:34,753 - Open sez me. - Good for you! 447 00:29:40,124 --> 00:29:42,138 I think it's this way. 448 00:29:42,426 --> 00:29:45,591 Now, if I remember correctly, wasn't Hasturi a paranoid. 449 00:29:45,687 --> 00:29:47,989 Yes. Like the purple girl in a room full of rocking chairs. 450 00:29:48,085 --> 00:29:50,195 So, shouldn't he have set some traps? 451 00:29:52,498 --> 00:29:55,183 I am sorry, my dear. Old habits die hard. 452 00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:56,718 It's all right. 453 00:29:56,814 --> 00:29:58,349 OK, this way. 454 00:30:05,351 --> 00:30:09,379 Screw this! I'm not gonna be killed by some stupid trap to help you find MY diary. 455 00:30:09,571 --> 00:30:12,736 - Mr. Harper! - Oh, for crying out loud, go ahead and shoot! 456 00:30:12,832 --> 00:30:16,285 If I gotta be killed, it's gonna be over MY fame and fortune, not YOURS. 457 00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:19,067 So, excuse me. I got a diary to go find. Trance? 458 00:30:19,259 --> 00:30:21,849 - But, Harper, we need you. - Yeah, to step on a plasma mine. 459 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:24,151 Set off your own traps. 460 00:30:25,494 --> 00:30:28,659 On the other hand, maybe we should stick together! 461 00:30:45,828 --> 00:30:48,322 Run for your lives! But let me go first! 462 00:30:53,118 --> 00:30:56,667 H-h-hey, guys. Aren't you a long way from the casino? 463 00:30:56,859 --> 00:31:03,669 ... 464 00:31:21,030 --> 00:31:25,059 I don't understand. Why am I the only one who attracts bullets? 465 00:31:25,155 --> 00:31:29,951 Oh, that's our High Guard ECM generators. They mess up smart bullets really bad. 466 00:31:30,143 --> 00:31:33,500 Trance! Are you out of your freakin' mind? 467 00:31:33,788 --> 00:31:37,145 - I presume you mean that? - Yeah. We both have one. 468 00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:41,461 How nice...for me. Gimme. 469 00:31:44,434 --> 00:31:47,120 Make my happy thought come true. 470 00:31:47,216 --> 00:31:50,381 You dead. That's my happy thought. 471 00:31:50,477 --> 00:31:54,410 You are the one vulnerable to weapons fire. 472 00:31:54,602 --> 00:31:59,590 I would suggest you save your own life before you try to deprive me of mine. 473 00:31:59,877 --> 00:32:01,796 Now move. 474 00:32:01,796 --> 00:32:03,906 Well they've stopped shooting at us. I think they're dead. 475 00:32:04,002 --> 00:32:06,496 Maybe they finally decided to cooperate. 476 00:32:07,647 --> 00:32:09,565 Keep working. 477 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:14,073 Fine. Fine. FINE. Sorry. 478 00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:23,282 Now, sometimes, it's more important to understand why things work instead of how. 479 00:32:23,473 --> 00:32:28,077 You see, these doors....... And why is this important, class? 480 00:32:28,269 --> 00:32:31,339 Because power pressurizes the whole enchilada. 481 00:32:31,435 --> 00:32:34,888 - Faster, genius, faster. - Relax. 482 00:32:36,518 --> 00:32:38,437 This door's solid fluorine mesh. 483 00:32:38,533 --> 00:32:40,451 They're not getting through it unless they're packing nukes. 484 00:32:40,547 --> 00:32:42,657 Now, as I was saying...oh... 485 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:43,904 Hey, how you doin'? 486 00:32:43,904 --> 00:32:47,837 The thing is, what's been pressurized can be DE-pressurized. 487 00:32:54,839 --> 00:33:00,402 That giant sucking sound you hear is Reaper and company leaving the building. 488 00:33:04,431 --> 00:33:08,075 - You are a very bad person. - You're welcome. 489 00:33:08,267 --> 00:33:11,529 Now let's move on to the main course so I can get off this rock. 490 00:33:16,229 --> 00:33:19,106 This is it. Hasturi's lair. 491 00:33:20,257 --> 00:33:24,478 Yeah, judging by the, uh, dead Perseid with the hole in his head, I'd say you're right. 492 00:33:28,602 --> 00:33:33,398 Yes, Hasturi's story seems to have an unhappy ending. 493 00:33:33,686 --> 00:33:37,043 Whoa, I guess paranoid people really do have enemies. 494 00:33:37,235 --> 00:33:38,961 A dead Nietzschean. 495 00:33:39,249 --> 00:33:41,167 I'm gonna go look for that diary. 496 00:33:41,839 --> 00:33:45,963 Trance will find it. You, stay there. 497 00:33:47,018 --> 00:33:50,663 You know, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar,... 498 00:33:50,759 --> 00:33:53,925 ...though I don't know why you'd want to catch flies. They're actually quite dirty little things. 499 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:56,131 Just find the diary. 500 00:33:56,227 --> 00:33:58,721 Right. Finding it. 501 00:33:58,816 --> 00:34:02,269 If I was a diary of a mad Perseid explorer, where would I hide? 502 00:34:02,461 --> 00:34:03,804 Take your time. 503 00:34:03,804 --> 00:34:08,216 My trigger finger never gets tired. And if it does, well, I won't shed any tears. 504 00:34:08,408 --> 00:34:09,176 I would. For both of you. 505 00:34:09,272 --> 00:34:12,533 You know, as much as I enjoy these long, lingerie looks into your beady little eyes, 506 00:34:12,629 --> 00:34:15,314 I don't think I'm ready for a relationship. 507 00:34:18,863 --> 00:34:20,590 I found it. 508 00:34:42,555 --> 00:34:46,872 - I have your ECM generator. - At this range, my aim's pretty good. 509 00:34:53,298 --> 00:34:55,504 - I just got word from the Council. - And? 510 00:34:55,888 --> 00:34:58,382 Nice work. The Perseid's are back on board. 511 00:34:58,478 --> 00:35:00,012 You know, they may not understand appeals... 512 00:35:00,012 --> 00:35:02,410 ...to their better natures, but insults... insults they take to heart. 513 00:35:02,506 --> 00:35:03,849 Well, it was a team effort. 514 00:35:03,849 --> 00:35:06,727 Captain and first officer. You set 'em up and I knocked 'em down. 515 00:35:06,823 --> 00:35:08,357 Chinheads didn't stand a chance. 516 00:35:08,453 --> 00:35:11,619 - The Commonwealth thanks you. - I didn't do it for the Commonwealth. 517 00:35:11,715 --> 00:35:13,921 I did it 'cause you're my friend and you needed me. 518 00:35:14,017 --> 00:35:15,647 - Is that right? - Uh-huh. 519 00:35:15,743 --> 00:35:18,237 Well, what do you have without friendship? 520 00:35:24,184 --> 00:35:29,364 Ummm, guys? It's been, like, twenty minutes now, and I'm really getting bored. 521 00:35:31,857 --> 00:35:34,927 How 'bout this? I'm going to count to three... 522 00:35:35,023 --> 00:35:39,819 ...and on three, you're going to get up, put your guns down,... 523 00:35:40,106 --> 00:35:42,792 ...and we're going to talk about this like adults. 524 00:35:48,835 --> 00:35:50,178 Great. 525 00:35:50,274 --> 00:35:52,768 This'll be much better than yoshidono. 526 00:35:52,864 --> 00:35:54,206 OK. 527 00:35:54,302 --> 00:35:56,125 One. 528 00:35:56,317 --> 00:35:58,139 Two. 529 00:36:02,264 --> 00:36:03,894 Trance! 530 00:36:06,484 --> 00:36:07,827 She's quick. 531 00:36:07,827 --> 00:36:09,074 Very. 532 00:36:09,074 --> 00:36:11,376 I am so sick of this, you two. 533 00:36:11,472 --> 00:36:15,309 With your violence and your threats and your shooting stuff! 534 00:36:15,404 --> 00:36:17,227 Neither of you gets it, do you? 535 00:36:17,227 --> 00:36:21,160 There isn't enough love in the universe as it is, and you're both just helping to kill off what's left. 536 00:36:21,351 --> 00:36:23,270 So SHAPE UP! 537 00:36:23,366 --> 00:36:26,819 Because if you don't show each other a little peace, love, and understanding, 538 00:36:26,915 --> 00:36:28,929 I am going to kill you BOTH. 539 00:36:29,025 --> 00:36:31,902 - Trance, you don't mean that! - I do. 540 00:36:31,998 --> 00:36:35,164 You know why? 'Cause I could get away with it because I'm cute. 541 00:36:35,356 --> 00:36:37,562 - You wouldn't. - Oh. 542 00:36:38,041 --> 00:36:41,878 Dylan, it was so horrible. They just... 543 00:36:42,070 --> 00:36:44,756 ...they killed each other right in front of me. 544 00:36:44,851 --> 00:36:48,113 And I tried to stop them, really I tried, but I couldn't. 545 00:36:48,305 --> 00:36:50,511 By the sacred light, she's right. 546 00:36:50,894 --> 00:36:55,115 I can just see that High Guard fossil now, hugging her and saying "Trance, it'll be ok." 547 00:36:55,307 --> 00:36:58,760 - While we lay here dead. - Drop your guns NOW! 548 00:36:58,952 --> 00:37:02,117 Or in a few days, Rev Bem's going to find me on the Obs Deck... 549 00:37:02,213 --> 00:37:04,323 ...and console me on my tragic loss. 550 00:37:04,515 --> 00:37:07,680 - Drop our guns? - Indubitably. 551 00:37:12,476 --> 00:37:17,176 Good. Very good. Now, move! 552 00:37:28,590 --> 00:37:34,345 So, you get the diary and I get nothing once again. 553 00:37:34,537 --> 00:37:37,703 Am I wrong to feel angry, disappointed? 554 00:37:37,894 --> 00:37:42,307 No. You get something, the warm feeling of knowing that you did good. 555 00:37:42,403 --> 00:37:44,513 We're docked. Thought you might like to know. 556 00:37:44,705 --> 00:37:48,254 This is it, then. The big goodbye. 557 00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:51,707 Are you sure you won't come with me? 558 00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:55,352 We could tour all the casinos in the known worlds. 559 00:37:55,448 --> 00:37:59,092 Croupiers everywhere would tremble at the sound of our names. 560 00:37:59,284 --> 00:38:01,778 Mmmmm... maybe another time. 561 00:38:01,874 --> 00:38:05,519 You know, I really am sorry I shot you. 562 00:38:05,807 --> 00:38:09,931 I know you don't believe me, but it's true. 563 00:38:10,507 --> 00:38:13,480 Wait. I want to give you something. 564 00:38:16,646 --> 00:38:18,276 Here. 565 00:38:19,044 --> 00:38:23,168 Anesterian Tundra Flowers? 566 00:38:23,648 --> 00:38:27,964 The most efficient oxygen producer ever discovered? 567 00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:29,403 I thought they were extinct! 568 00:38:29,499 --> 00:38:35,254 If I could get these three to reproduce, I can repay my debts. I might even... 569 00:38:39,954 --> 00:38:43,215 You know, this is, um,... 570 00:38:43,407 --> 00:38:48,778 ...the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. 571 00:38:49,642 --> 00:38:52,327 - Thank you. - You're welcome... 572 00:38:52,519 --> 00:38:55,684 ...Everyone deserves a second chance. - But only one. 573 00:39:00,097 --> 00:39:02,686 Or as many as they need. 574 00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:08,442 Move! 575 00:39:08,538 --> 00:39:10,456 There's another crisis on Sintii! We've got five minutes! 576 00:39:10,456 --> 00:39:11,223 Again? What now? 577 00:39:11,223 --> 00:39:14,293 Segaria Beach. Celebration for a job well done. 578 00:39:14,484 --> 00:39:17,266 But we need to get our butts planished before the sun goes down. 579 00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:20,527 Come on. Move! Go go go! 580 00:39:24,844 --> 00:39:29,544 Hey, Trance, I know I got a little carried away back there,... 581 00:39:31,462 --> 00:39:34,148 ...and I'm glad you talked some sense into me. 582 00:39:34,531 --> 00:39:37,889 But you weren't REALLY gonna... shoot me...were ya? 583 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,615 Absolutely not. 584 00:39:39,615 --> 00:39:43,931 Not any more than you were gonna REALLY shoot Gerentex. Right? 585 00:39:44,699 --> 00:39:46,425 Right. 586 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:49,303 - So. Still friends? - Best friends. 587 00:39:49,399 --> 00:39:51,317 Good. 588 00:39:52,372 --> 00:39:54,866 You know what you've done, don't you? 589 00:39:54,962 --> 00:39:58,799 You've kissed off our entire tundra flower monopoly, our best commodity. 590 00:39:58,991 --> 00:40:00,238 No, I haven't. 591 00:40:00,334 --> 00:40:03,595 I gave Gerentex a beautiful thing to call his own. 592 00:40:03,691 --> 00:40:08,487 Beautiful things can make sad people happy and bad people good. 593 00:40:09,062 --> 00:40:15,393 When you think about it, beautiful things can change the universe. 594 00:40:21,148 --> 00:40:24,409 Subtitles by Yojimbo BST