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Ha pasado un tiempo desde que estuve
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...aquí en frente de ustedes, tal vez me quedaré con las tarjetas
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Han habido especulaciones de que he estado envuelto en los eventos
que ocurrieron en la autopista y en la azotea
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Lo siento, Mr. Stark, pero honestamente
espera que nos creamos eso
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que era el guardespaldas
en un traje?
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que convenientemente apareció,
a pesar del hecho de que históricamente desprecia los guardespaldas?
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Sí.
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Y este misterioso guardespaldas fué...
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...de alguna forma equipado con...
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...un no revelado traje poderoso
de batalla Stark de alta tecnología?
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Sé que es confuso.
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It is one thing
to question the official story
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and another thing entirely to make wild accusations
or insinuate that I'm a superhero.
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I mean, let's face it I'm not,
the heroic type.
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I've a laundry list of character defects,
all the mistakes that I've made...
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largely public.
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The truth is...
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...I am Iron Man.
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Ivan ...
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Ivan?
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That should be you.
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Do not listen to these morons.
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I'm sorry.
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I can only offer you
my knowledge.
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Iron Man stabilizes East-West relations
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7-0 at 30 knots.
Holding steady at 15000 feet.
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You are clear for exfiltration
over the drop zone.
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Six months later
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It's good to be back!
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You missed me.
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- Blow something up!
- Blow something up?
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I already did that.
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I'm not saying that the world is enjoying...
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...its longest period of
uninterrupted peace in years...
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because of me.
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I'm not saying...
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...that from the ashes of captivity...
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...never has a greater Phoenix metaphor
been personified in human history.
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I'm not saying...
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...that Uncle Sam can kick back
on a lawn chair,...
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...sipping on iced tea,...
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...because I haven't come across anyone
who's man enough...
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...to go toe to toe with me
on my best day!
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- I love you Tony!
- Please. It's not about me.
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It's not about you.
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It's not even about us.
It's about legacy.
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It's about what we choose to leave behind
for future generations.
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And that's why for the next year...
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and for the first time since 1974,...
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...the best and brightest men and women
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...of nations and corporations the world over...
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will pool their resources
share their collective vision,
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to leave behind
a brighter future.
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It's not about us!
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Therefore, what I am saying,
if I'm saying anything,
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...is welcome back to the Stark Expo!
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Now, making a special guest appearance
from the great beyond,
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to tell you what it's all about,
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please welcome my father, Howard.
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Everything is achievable through technology.
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Better living.
Robust health.
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And for the first time in human history,
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the possibility of world peace.
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So from all of us here at Stark Industries,
I would like to personally introduce you to
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The city of the future.
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technology holds infinite possibilities
for mankind.
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Blood toxicity 19%
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soon, technology will affect
the way you live your life every day.
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No more tedious work,
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leaving more time,
leisure activities
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and enjoying sweet life.
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The Stark Expo.
Welcome.
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We are coming to you live from the kick-off
of the Stark Expo
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where Tony Stark
has just walked onstage.
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Don't worry if you can't make it down here now,
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because this expo goes on all year long.
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And I'm gonna be here checking out
all the attractions
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and the pavillions and the inventions
from all around the world.
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It's a zoo out there, watch out alright.
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Open up. Let's go.
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Nice to see you, alright.
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Thank you.
I remember you.
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- Call me.
- Hey, come on ...
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Hi there, dear friend.
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It'll be a pleasure.
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- See ya buddy.
- This is Larry.
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The oracle of goracle.
What a pleasure, nice to see you.
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Call me.
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- Larry King.
- Larry!
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Yes, my people, my people.
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- Did it go pretty mellow?
- It wasn't so bad.
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- No, it's perfect.
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Look what we got here,
the new model.
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- Hey, does she come with the car?
- I certainly hope so.
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Hi. And you are?
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- Marshall. - Irish. I like it.
- Pleased to meet you Tony
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I'm on the wheel, you mind?
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- Where you from?
- Bedford.
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- What are you doing here?
- Looking for you.
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Yeah? You found me.
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- What are you up to later?
- Serving subpoenas.
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Yikes.
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- He doesn't like to be handed things.
- Yeah I have a peeve.
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You are hereby ordered to appear before
the Senate Armed Services Committee
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tomorrow morning at 9 am.
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- Can I see a badge? - You wanna see the badge?
- He likes the badge.
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- You still like it?
- Yup.
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- How far are we from D.C.?
- D.C.?
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250 miles.
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Mr. Stark, can we pick up now
where we left off?
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Mr. Stark?
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- Please.
- Yes, dear?
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- Can I have your attention?
- Absolutely.
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Do you or do you not possess a specialized weapon?
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- I do not.
- You do not?
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- I do not, well it depends how you define
the word weapon. - The Iron Man weapon.
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My device does not fit
that description.
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- Well, how would you describe your..?
- I would describe it by defining it as what it is, sir.
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- As?
- It's a high-tech prosthesis.
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That is, that's actually the most apt description
I could make of it.
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- It's a weapon Mr Stark I hate to inform you it's a weapon.
- Please, if your priority was actually the well-being...
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My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon
turned over to the people of the United States of America.
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Well, you can forget it.
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I am Iron Man.
The suit and I are one.
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To turn over the Iron Man suit would be
to turn over myself, which is tantamount to
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indentured servitude or prostitution
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depending on what state you're in.
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- I can't have it.
- Look, I am no expert.
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In prostitution? Of course not,
you're a senator, come on!
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I'm not an expert in weapons.
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But we have somebody here who is an expert
on weapons. I would now like to call Justin Hammer
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Our current primary weapons contractor.
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Let the record reflect that I observe
Mr. Hammer entering the chamber
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and I am wondering...
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if and when any
actual expert will also be in attendance.
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Absolutely. I am no expert.
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I defer to you, Anthony.
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You're the wonder boy.
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Senator, if I may...
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I may well not be an expert,
but you know who was the expert?
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Your dad!
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Howard Stark.
Really a father to us all.
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and to the millitary-industrial age.
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Let's just be clear, he was no flower child.
He was a lion.
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We all know why we are here:
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In the last six months,
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Anthony Stark has created
a sword with untold possibilities.
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And yet I insists it's a shield.
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He asks us to trust him
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as we cower behind it.
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I wish I were comforted, Anthony.
I really do.
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I'd like to leave my door unlocked
when I leave the house,
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but this ain't Canada.
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You know we live in a world
of grave threats,
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threats that Mr. Stark
will not always be able to foresee.
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Thank you. God bless
Iron Man, God bless America.
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Well said, Mr. Hammer.
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The committee would now like to invite
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Lieut. Col. James Rhodes to the chamber.
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Rhodey?
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Hey, buddy. Didn't expect
to see you here.
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Look, it's me. I'm here. Deal with it.
Let's move on.
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- I just ...
- Drop it. - Alright, I'll drop it.
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I have before me a complete report on
the Iron Man weapon
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compiled by Colonel Rhodes.
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and Colonel, for the record,
can you please read page 57, paragraph 4?
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You're requesting that I read specific selections
from my report, senator?
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Yes, sir.
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My understanding that I was going to be
testifying in a much more comprehensive and detailed manner.
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I understand, a lot of things have changed today.
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You do understand that reading a single paragraph out of
context does not reflect the summary of my finding?
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Just read it, Colonel. I do. Thank you.
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Very well.
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As he does not operate within any
definable branch of government,
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The Iron Man presents a potential threat
to the security of both the nation
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and to her interests.
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I did, however, go on to summarize that the benefits
of Iron Man far outweigh the liabilities
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and that it would be in our interest
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to fold Mr Stark into the existing
chain of command.
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I'm not a joiner but I'll consider Secretary of
Defense, if you ask nice.
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We can amend the hours a little bit.
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I'd like to go on and show, if I may,
the imagery that's connected to your report.
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I believe it is somewhat premature to reveal
these images to the general public at this time.
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With all due respect, Colonel, I understand.
And if you could just narrate those for us,
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we'd be very grateful.
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Show the images.
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Intelligence suggests that the
devices seen in these photos
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are in fact attempts at making manned copies
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of Mr. Stark's suit.
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This has been corroborated by our allies
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and local intelligence on the ground
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indicating that these suits are
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quite possibly at this moment operational.
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Hold on a second buddy, let me see.
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There's something here.
Oh, boy I'm good.
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Now can I get more screens.
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I need them.
Time for a little transparency.
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- Let's see what's really going on.
- What is he doing?
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If you'll direct your attention to said screens,
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I believe that's North Korea.
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Can you turn that off? Take it off.
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Iran.
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No grave, immediate threat here.
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Is that Justin Hammer?
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How did Hammer get in here?
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Justin, you're on TV, focus up.
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Wow. Yeah, I'd say most countries, 5-10 years away.
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- Hammer Industries 20.
- I'd like to point out that that test pilot survived.
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I think we got the point that he's making.
I don't think there's any reason...
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The point is you're welcome, I guess.
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- For what?
- Because, I'm your nuclear deterrent.
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It's working. We're safe.
America is secure.
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You want my property?
You can't have it!
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But did I you a big favor.
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I've successfully privatized world peace.
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What more do you want?
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For now!
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I'm tired of all of these ass clowns!
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Fuck you Mr Stark.
Fuck you buddy.
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- We're adjourned, we're adjourned for today.
- Okay
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You've been a delight.
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My bond is with the people.
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And I will serve this great nation
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at the pleasure of myself.
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One thing I've proven
is that you can count on me ...
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...to pleasure myself.
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- Wake up, daddy's home.
- Welcome home, sir.
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Congratulations on the opening ceremonies.
They were such a success.
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as was your Senate hearing.
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And may I say how refreshing it is to finally
see you in a video with your clothing on, sir?
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You!
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I swear to god I'll dismantle you, I'll switch
your motherboard and turn you into wine rack.
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How many ounces a day of this gargle
am I supposed to drink?
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We are up to 80 ounces a day
to counteract the symptoms, sir.
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Check palladium levels.
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Blood toxicity: 24%
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It appears that the continued use of the
Iron Man suit is accelerating your condition.
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Another core has been depleted.
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God, they're running out quick.
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I have run simulations
on every known element
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and none can serve as a viable replacement for
the palladium core.
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You are running out of both time
and options.
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Unfortunately, the device
that's keeping you alive, is also killing you.
244
00:18:46,565 --> 00:18:49,389
Ms. Potts is approaching.
I recommended that you inform her of...
245
00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:50,618
Mute.
246
00:18:53,894 --> 00:18:55,138
Is this a joke?
247
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:57,873
What are you thinking?
248
00:18:57,908 --> 00:18:59,450
- What?
- What are you thinking?
249
00:18:59,492 --> 00:19:02,519
Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy
and you're angry about something.
250
00:19:02,989 --> 00:19:04,345
Do you have the sniffles? I don't wanna get sick.
Keep your distance
251
00:19:04,346 --> 00:19:08,831
Did you just donate our entire
modern art collection to the...
252
00:19:09,301 --> 00:19:11,100
- Boy Scouts of America?
- Yes it is a...
253
00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:12,802
worthwhile organization.
254
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:16,025
I didn't physically check the crates,
but basically yes.
255
00:19:16,026 --> 00:19:18,169
And it's not our collection, it's my collection. No offense.
256
00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:21,759
No, you know what I think I'm actually entitled to say
Our collection,
257
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,792
considering the time that I've put in
over 10 years curating that.
258
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:26,985
It's a tax write-off, I needed that.
259
00:19:26,986 --> 00:19:29,159
You know, there's only about 8,011 things
260
00:19:29,186 --> 00:19:31,859
that I really need to talk to you about.
261
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:34,783
Dummy, hey stop now the bridgeport's already
machining that part.
262
00:19:34,816 --> 00:19:37,020
The expo is a gigantic waste of time.
263
00:19:37,082 --> 00:19:40,576
- I need you to wear a surgical mask until
you're feeling better is that okay? - That's rude.
264
00:19:40,577 --> 00:19:42,146
There's nothing more important to me than the Expo.
265
00:19:42,177 --> 00:19:43,566
It's my primary point of concern. I don't know why you...
266
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:46,752
The Expo is your ego gone crazy.
267
00:19:46,892 --> 00:19:48,365
Wow, look at that.
268
00:19:49,344 --> 00:19:52,166
That's modern art.
That's going up.
269
00:19:52,184 --> 00:19:53,911
- You've got to be kidding me.
- I'm gonna put this up right now.
270
00:19:54,453 --> 00:19:57,101
Stark is in complete disarray. Do you understand that?
271
00:19:57,153 --> 00:19:59,171
No, our stocks have never been higher...
272
00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:03,331
- Yes from a managerial standpoint. - Well if it's messy,
then let's double back. Let's move on to another subject.
273
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:07,044
Oh, no no no, you are not taking down the
Barnett Newman and hanging that up!
274
00:20:07,045 --> 00:20:09,541
I'm not taking it down, I'm just replacing it
with this, let's see where I can get...
275
00:20:09,637 --> 00:20:11,100
Ok fine. My point is
276
00:20:11,137 --> 00:20:14,540
We have already awarded contracts
to the windfarm people,
277
00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:16,275
Don't say windfarm, I'm already feeling gassy.
278
00:20:16,276 --> 00:20:18,117
And to the Plastic Plantation Tree,
which was your idea by the way.
279
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,917
- Those people are on payroll, and you won't
make a decision. - Everything was my idea,
280
00:20:20,946 --> 00:20:22,690
I don't care about the liberal agenda anymore.
281
00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:24,978
It's boring, boring!
I'm giving you a boring order,
282
00:20:24,979 --> 00:20:26,103
you do it.
283
00:20:26,179 --> 00:20:27,403
I do what?
284
00:20:27,404 --> 00:20:29,799
Excellent idea, I just figured this out.
You run the company.
285
00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:32,173
- Yeah, i'm trying to run the company.
- Pepper, I need you to run the company.
286
00:20:32,194 --> 00:20:36,073
- Well stop trying to do it and do it.
- You will not give me the information that I need
287
00:20:36,074 --> 00:20:38,361
- I need you to do it.
- I am trying to do it but...
288
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,197
You're not listening to me. I'm trying to make you CEO.
289
00:20:41,232 --> 00:20:42,997
Why won't you let me?
290
00:20:43,695 --> 00:20:45,146
Have you been drinking?
291
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,078
Uh, chlorophyl.
292
00:20:48,354 --> 00:20:51,150
I hereby irrevocably appoint you
293
00:20:51,154 --> 00:20:53,750
Chairman and CEO
of Stark Industries effective immediately.
294
00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:57,849
Yeah, done deal.
295
00:20:59,845 --> 00:21:02,265
Actually, I've given this a fair amount of thought.
296
00:21:02,281 --> 00:21:05,228
believe it or not. Been doing a bit of
a headhunting so to speak...
297
00:21:06,258 --> 00:21:09,255
trying to figure out who
a worthy successor would be.
298
00:21:09,938 --> 00:21:11,503
And then I realized ...
299
00:21:14,179 --> 00:21:16,791
it's you.
It's always been you.
300
00:21:18,492 --> 00:21:20,142
I thought there'd be a legal issue,
but actually
301
00:21:20,192 --> 00:21:22,742
I'm capable of appointing my successor,
302
00:21:23,556 --> 00:21:25,295
my successor being you.
303
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:29,206
Congratulations!
304
00:21:30,691 --> 00:21:31,723
Take it, just take it.
305
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,678
- I don't know what to think.
- Don't think, drink.
306
00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:22,912
Notary is here! Can you please come
sign the transfer paperworks?
307
00:22:22,913 --> 00:22:24,161
I'm on Happy's count!
308
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:31,741
- Sorry.
- What the hell was that?
309
00:22:31,742 --> 00:22:33,661
It's called mixed martial arts.
It's been around for three weeks.
310
00:22:33,742 --> 00:22:36,261
It's called dirty boxing.
There's nothing new about it.
311
00:22:41,388 --> 00:22:45,344
I promise you this is the only time
I will ask you to sign over your company.
312
00:22:47,204 --> 00:22:49,104
I need you to initial each box.
313
00:22:49,979 --> 00:22:52,089
Lesson one:
Never take your eye off...
314
00:22:54,771 --> 00:22:55,877
That's it I'm done.
315
00:22:55,878 --> 00:22:58,013
- What's your name, lady?
- Rushman, Natalie Rushman.
316
00:22:58,014 --> 00:22:59,669
Front and center, come in to the church.
317
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:03,405
- No, you're seriously not gonna...
- If it pleases the Court, which it does.
318
00:23:03,406 --> 00:23:06,563
- No problem.
- I'm sorry. He's very eccentric.
319
00:23:19,727 --> 00:23:20,850
What?
320
00:23:24,679 --> 00:23:26,628
- Can you give her a lesson?
- No problem.
321
00:23:28,558 --> 00:23:29,586
What?
322
00:23:30,354 --> 00:23:31,481
Who is she?
323
00:23:31,482 --> 00:23:34,019
She is from legal and she is potentially
324
00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:37,339
a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit
325
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:39,506
- if you keep ogling her like that.
- I need an assistant boxer. I need an assistant.
326
00:23:39,507 --> 00:23:42,980
Yes, and I have three excellent potential candidates
that are lined up and ready to beat you.
327
00:23:42,981 --> 00:23:47,057
- I don't have time to meet. I need someone now
I feel like it's her. - No it's not.
328
00:23:47,381 --> 00:23:48,786
- You ever boxed before?
- I have, yes.
329
00:23:48,787 --> 00:23:51,902
Like Tae Bo, booty boot camp, crunch,
something like that?
330
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:56,282
- How do we spell your name Natalie?
- R-U-S-H-M-A-N.
331
00:23:56,283 --> 00:23:59,447
- What are you gonna google her now?
- I thought I was ogling her.
332
00:24:00,530 --> 00:24:04,371
- Oh wow. Very, very impressive individual...
- You're so predictable, you know that?
333
00:24:04,372 --> 00:24:06,141
she's fluent in French,
Italian, Russian, Latin...
334
00:24:06,172 --> 00:24:07,341
Who speaks Latin?
335
00:24:07,351 --> 00:24:09,652
No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language.
336
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,972
You can read Latin or you can write, but you can't
speak Latin so...
337
00:24:13,973 --> 00:24:16,103
- Did you model in Tokyo?
Cause she modelled in Tokyo. - No.
338
00:24:16,173 --> 00:24:17,493
I need her, she's got everything that I need.
339
00:24:17,494 --> 00:24:19,730
Rule number one: Never take your eye off
your opponent.
340
00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:23,578
Oh my God!
341
00:24:25,566 --> 00:24:28,026
- Happy!
- That's what I'm talking about.
342
00:24:28,036 --> 00:24:30,115
- I slipped.
- You did?
343
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,815
Looks like a TKO to me.
344
00:24:34,767 --> 00:24:38,846
- Just, um, I need your impression.
- You have quite reserved, I don't know...
345
00:24:38,847 --> 00:24:41,378
- I meant your fingerprints.
- Right.
346
00:24:44,015 --> 00:24:47,091
- So, how're we doing?
- Great. Just half done,... hey.
347
00:24:48,559 --> 00:24:49,795
You're the boss.
348
00:24:50,454 --> 00:24:51,478
Will that be all, Mr. Stark?
349
00:24:51,479 --> 00:24:52,404
- No.
- Yes.
350
00:24:52,405 --> 00:24:54,736
That will be all, Ms. Rushman.
Thank you very much.
351
00:24:58,116 --> 00:24:59,656
- I want one.
- No.
352
00:25:10,116 --> 00:25:12,656
Welcome to the Historic Grand Prix
of Monaco.
353
00:25:12,716 --> 00:25:15,656
This year's race will be exciting...
354
00:25:32,601 --> 00:25:36,249
It's Europe, whatever happens the next
twenty minutes just go with it.
355
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:37,888
- Mr. Stark?
- Hey
356
00:25:37,950 --> 00:25:39,688
- How was your flight?
- It was excellent.
357
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,961
- Oh it's nice to see you.
- We have one photographer from the ACM if you don't mind.
358
00:25:44,406 --> 00:25:46,471
- When did this happen?
- You made me do it.
359
00:25:46,472 --> 00:25:48,824
- I made you do what?
- Smile and you. Look there.
360
00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:50,303
Stop acting constipated.
361
00:25:50,304 --> 00:25:51,869
- You are so predictable.
- Do not inflate your nostrils.
362
00:25:51,870 --> 00:25:53,688
- Right this way.
- Thanks, you look fantastic.
363
00:25:53,689 --> 00:25:56,245
- Why thank you very much.
- But that's unprofessional. What's on the docket?
364
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,151
We have a 9.30 dinner.
365
00:25:58,364 --> 00:26:01,607
- Perfect I'll be there at 11. Is this ours?
- It can be.
366
00:26:01,909 --> 00:26:03,174
Great, make it ours.
367
00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:06,107
Mr. Musk, how are you?
368
00:26:06,108 --> 00:26:07,928
- Congratulations on the promotion.
- Thank you very much.
369
00:26:07,929 --> 00:26:10,092
Elon, those Merlin engines
are fantastic.
370
00:26:10,093 --> 00:26:12,012
Thanks. I got an idea
for an electric jet.
371
00:26:12,013 --> 00:26:14,226
You do? Then we'll make it work.
372
00:26:15,539 --> 00:26:18,117
- You want a massage? - Oh god no I don't want a massage.
- I'll have Natalie make an appointment.
373
00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:20,077
I do not want Natalie to do anything.
374
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,099
- By the way I didn't mean to spring this on you.
- Thank you very much.
375
00:26:22,178 --> 00:26:23,899
Green is not your best color.
376
00:26:23,910 --> 00:26:25,685
Anthony, is that you?
377
00:26:25,686 --> 00:26:28,098
My least favorite person on earth,
Justin Hammer. - How you doing?
378
00:26:28,382 --> 00:26:31,116
You're not the only rich guy here
with a fancy car.
379
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,069
You know Christine Everhart
from Vanity Fair? You guys know each other?
380
00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:35,391
- Hi.
- Yes.
381
00:26:35,573 --> 00:26:37,126
- Yes!
- Yes, roughly.
382
00:26:37,290 --> 00:26:39,218
BTW, big story,
383
00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:41,518
The new CEO of Stark Industries.
384
00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:43,819
- Congratulations.
- My editor will kill me ...
385
00:26:43,820 --> 00:26:45,571
... if I don't grab a quote
for our Powerful Women issue.
- Oh.
386
00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:47,071
- Can I?
- Sure.
387
00:26:47,089 --> 00:26:49,134
She's actually doing a big spread on me
for Vanity Fair.
388
00:26:49,189 --> 00:26:51,334
- I am.
- I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.
389
00:26:52,762 --> 00:26:55,986
She did quite a spread on
Tony last year.
390
00:26:55,987 --> 00:26:58,749
- And she wrote a story as well.
- It was very impressive.
391
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:00,390
- That was good.
- Very well done.
392
00:27:01,451 --> 00:27:03,491
- I'm gonna go wash.
- Do not leave me.
393
00:27:03,492 --> 00:27:06,374
- How you doing? You look great.
- Please, this is hard.
394
00:27:07,639 --> 00:27:11,163
- So is this the first time that...
- Oh, god that's so awful.
395
00:27:12,034 --> 00:27:14,442
Listen, it's the first time you've seen each other
since the Senate?
396
00:27:14,443 --> 00:27:18,103
- Since he got his contract revoked.
- Actually, it's on hold.
397
00:27:18,143 --> 00:27:19,303
That's not what I heard.
398
00:27:19,316 --> 00:27:21,994
What's the difference between
on hold and canceled? The truth?
399
00:27:21,995 --> 00:27:24,334
No. The truth is, oh put that away,
400
00:27:24,335 --> 00:27:28,534
The truth is I'm actually hoping to
present something at your expo.
401
00:27:28,970 --> 00:27:31,688
Well, if you invent something that works,
I'll make sure I get you a slot.
402
00:27:31,770 --> 00:27:33,538
- Mr. Stark?
- Yes.
403
00:27:33,659 --> 00:27:35,100
- He's kidding,...
- Your corner table is ready.
404
00:27:35,327 --> 00:27:37,685
- I actually have a slot, yes I do.
- Hammer needs a 'slot.'
405
00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:41,763
- We'll give him. - We kid, we're kidders.
406
00:28:02,884 --> 00:28:04,369
Got any other bad ideas?
407
00:28:13,965 --> 00:28:16,100
Tony and I, Tony,
I love Tony Stark.
408
00:28:16,165 --> 00:28:17,990
Tony loves me.
We're not competitors.
409
00:28:17,991 --> 00:28:21,595
Him being out of the picture created tremendous
opportunity for Hammer Industries you know.
410
00:28:22,872 --> 00:28:25,329
Everything that Tony and I do is a healthy...
411
00:28:25,344 --> 00:28:28,030
What's the use of having and owning
a race car,
412
00:28:28,972 --> 00:28:30,229
...competition.
413
00:28:30,283 --> 00:28:31,544
...if you don't drive it?
414
00:28:33,148 --> 00:28:34,592
Is he driving?
415
00:28:41,277 --> 00:28:42,833
Natalie! Natalie!
416
00:28:43,745 --> 00:28:44,997
- Yes?
- Did you know about this?
417
00:28:44,998 --> 00:28:46,714
This is the first time I hear it.
418
00:28:47,915 --> 00:28:50,352
- That cannot happen.
- Absolutely, I understand. How can I help you?
419
00:28:50,353 --> 00:28:52,024
- Where is Happy?
- He's waiting outside.
420
00:28:52,025 --> 00:28:53,438
- Ok get him, I need Happy.
- Right away.
421
00:28:54,435 --> 00:28:56,221
Tony is, we're, you know...
422
00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:58,721
We're not competitive.
You know what I mean?
423
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,350
You know what?
Can you excuse me just one second?
424
00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:02,450
- Why don't you just read me what you wrote?
- I will.
425
00:29:02,483 --> 00:29:05,626
- After I make one quick phone call.
- Where are you going?
426
00:29:05,627 --> 00:29:08,144
- I got some caviar coming.
- This is great stuff, I'll be right back!
427
00:30:20,107 --> 00:30:22,979
That asshole just goes inside the track!
428
00:30:55,107 --> 00:30:56,979
God!
429
00:31:03,807 --> 00:31:04,979
Go, go!
430
00:31:08,391 --> 00:31:09,416
Hang on!
431
00:32:15,481 --> 00:32:17,236
- Give me the case.
- Here, take it.
432
00:32:17,874 --> 00:32:18,960
- Where is the key!
- It's in my pocket.
433
00:32:18,961 --> 00:32:20,342
Car!
434
00:33:28,886 --> 00:33:31,361
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
435
00:33:32,094 --> 00:33:34,277
- Were you heading for me or him?
- I wanted to scare him.
436
00:33:34,278 --> 00:33:36,279
- Cause I can't tell!
- Are you out of your mind?
437
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,725
- Better security.
- Get in the car!
438
00:33:37,726 --> 00:33:39,465
- I was attacked!
- You're a jerk!
439
00:33:39,532 --> 00:33:40,581
- We need better security.
- Get in the car!
440
00:33:40,582 --> 00:33:43,784
Better security measures!
God it's embarrassing.
441
00:33:44,763 --> 00:33:46,464
First vacation in two years.
442
00:33:51,335 --> 00:33:52,572
Oh my god!
443
00:33:54,176 --> 00:33:56,330
- I got him!
- Hit him again, hit him again!
444
00:33:56,477 --> 00:33:58,207
Give me the case.
445
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,457
- I hit him!
- Give me the case!
446
00:34:04,069 --> 00:34:06,997
Give him the case!
447
00:34:12,293 --> 00:34:13,408
Oh, god!
448
00:34:15,437 --> 00:34:18,207
Give me the case! Please!
Come on!
449
00:35:46,414 --> 00:35:48,010
You'll lose!
450
00:35:54,014 --> 00:35:57,154
You'll lose. You'll lose, Stark.
451
00:36:14,319 --> 00:36:18,476
We've checked his fingerprints. Nothing.
Not even a name.
452
00:36:18,524 --> 00:36:20,807
- Where are we going?
- There.
453
00:36:21,115 --> 00:36:23,104
He may not understand us.
454
00:36:23,115 --> 00:36:26,254
In fact, he has not even spoken.
455
00:36:26,321 --> 00:36:27,525
Five minutes.
456
00:36:47,994 --> 00:36:51,423
Pretty decent tech. Cycles
per second were a little low.
457
00:36:56,977 --> 00:36:58,694
You could double up your rotations,
458
00:37:02,450 --> 00:37:05,102
You focused the Repulsor energy
through ionized plasma channels.
459
00:37:05,150 --> 00:37:06,902
Effective.
460
00:37:07,121 --> 00:37:10,470
Not very efficient.
But it's passable enough though.
461
00:37:11,971 --> 00:37:15,417
I don't get it. With a little fine tuning
you could've made a solid paycheck,
462
00:37:15,418 --> 00:37:17,394
if you sold it to North Korea,
China,
463
00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:20,827
Iran, or gone right to
the black market.
464
00:37:21,732 --> 00:37:23,550
You look like you got friends in low places.
465
00:37:24,686 --> 00:37:26,514
You come from a
466
00:37:26,876 --> 00:37:30,016
family of thieves and butchers.
467
00:37:31,276 --> 00:37:33,593
And now,
like all guilty men,
468
00:37:34,455 --> 00:37:36,779
try to rewrite your
own history
469
00:37:37,575 --> 00:37:40,131
and you forget all the lives
470
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,331
that Stark family has destroyed.
471
00:37:43,376 --> 00:37:45,596
Speaking of thieves,
where did you get this design?
472
00:37:46,663 --> 00:37:49,813
My father.
Anton Vanko.
473
00:37:50,657 --> 00:37:51,973
Well I've never heard of him.
474
00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:56,293
My father is the reason you're alive.
475
00:37:56,697 --> 00:37:59,469
The reason I'm alive is cause you had a shot,
you took it and you missed.
476
00:38:00,227 --> 00:38:01,413
Did I?
477
00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,245
If you can make god bleed
478
00:38:07,073 --> 00:38:09,209
people will cease to believe him.
479
00:38:11,116 --> 00:38:13,612
And there will be blood in the water.
480
00:38:13,613 --> 00:38:15,441
and the sharks will come.
481
00:38:17,166 --> 00:38:20,513
The truth, all they have to do is sit and watch
482
00:38:21,454 --> 00:38:23,720
as the world will consume you.
483
00:38:24,054 --> 00:38:26,105
Where will you be watching the world
consume me from?
484
00:38:26,154 --> 00:38:27,405
That's right.
485
00:38:27,454 --> 00:38:29,475
A prison cell.
I'll send you a bar of soap.
486
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,066
Hey Tony, before you go,
487
00:38:32,067 --> 00:38:35,701
palladium in the chest,
painful way to die.
488
00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:55,512
It's just unbelievable it proves
the genie is out of the bottle
489
00:38:55,513 --> 00:38:57,850
and this man
has no idea what he's doing
490
00:38:57,851 --> 00:39:01,598
He thinks of the Iron Man
weapon as a toy.
491
00:39:01,762 --> 00:39:06,245
I was at a hearing where
Mr. Stark in fact was adamant
492
00:39:06,388 --> 00:39:09,714
that these suits can't exist,
493
00:39:09,788 --> 00:39:12,214
anywhere else, don't exist anywhere else,
never will exist anywhere else
494
00:39:12,215 --> 00:39:15,449
at least for 5-10 years
and here we are in Monaco
495
00:39:15,450 --> 00:39:18,149
realizing, uh-oh, these suits exist now
496
00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:21,149
Mute.
497
00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:23,149
He should be giving me a medal.
498
00:39:23,150 --> 00:39:25,298
That's the truth.
499
00:39:28,150 --> 00:39:30,149
What is that?
500
00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:33,298
This is your in-flight meal.
501
00:39:34,650 --> 00:39:37,149
- Did you just make that?
- Yeah.
502
00:39:37,150 --> 00:39:40,298
Where do you think I've been for three hours?
503
00:39:41,150 --> 00:39:43,298
Tony ...
504
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:47,698
What are you not telling me?
505
00:39:50,550 --> 00:39:53,549
I don't want to go home ...
506
00:39:53,550 --> 00:39:55,549
at all.
507
00:39:55,550 --> 00:39:58,549
Let's cancel
my birthday party and
508
00:39:58,550 --> 00:40:00,849
We're in Europe.
Let's go to Venice, Chipriani.
509
00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:02,949
- Remember?
- Oh yes.
510
00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:05,449
It's a great place to...
511
00:40:05,450 --> 00:40:06,449
be healthy.
512
00:40:06,450 --> 00:40:09,449
I don't think this is the right time.
513
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:11,449
We are in a kind of a mess.
514
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,598
Yeah but maybe that's why it's the best time.
515
00:40:13,875 --> 00:40:15,832
Wow, I think as the CEO I need to
516
00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:18,991
show up. - As CEO
you are entitled to a
517
00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:21,867
- leave?
- Company retreat.
518
00:40:21,868 --> 00:40:23,832
A retreat? During a time like this?
519
00:40:23,833 --> 00:40:26,991
I'm just saying to recharge our batteries
and figure it all out.
520
00:40:27,433 --> 00:40:30,991
Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony.
521
00:41:02,492 --> 00:41:04,649
Have fun with the Püree
522
00:41:53,747 --> 00:41:56,265
Prisoner stop!
523
00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:58,702
What are you doing?
524
00:42:37,042 --> 00:42:39,961
Hey, here he is!
525
00:42:39,962 --> 00:42:42,880
There he is!
526
00:42:43,181 --> 00:42:45,133
What an absolute pleasure.
527
00:42:45,134 --> 00:42:47,017
Welcome.
528
00:42:47,018 --> 00:42:51,511
Goodness gracious, can we get the handcuffs
off my friend here?
529
00:42:51,605 --> 00:42:53,523
Forgive me, I'm sorry.
530
00:42:53,524 --> 00:42:55,434
I'm such a huge fan of yours.
531
00:42:55,435 --> 00:42:57,318
I didn't wanna...
532
00:42:57,319 --> 00:42:58,871
make a first impression like this.
533
00:42:58,772 --> 00:43:01,314
He's not an animal. Come on.
534
00:43:01,315 --> 00:43:03,367
He's a human being.
535
00:43:03,368 --> 00:43:06,026
Thank you.
536
00:43:06,433 --> 00:43:08,526
Leave us.
537
00:43:09,350 --> 00:43:11,664
Oui, oui, I'm fine.
538
00:43:12,265 --> 00:43:14,217
My name is Justin Hammer.
539
00:43:14,218 --> 00:43:16,136
I'd like to do some business with you.
540
00:43:16,137 --> 00:43:18,137
Please sit.
541
00:43:20,898 --> 00:43:23,775
Dig in.
What do we have today, Jack?
542
00:43:23,776 --> 00:43:25,070
Some salmon carpaccio, sir.
543
00:43:25,071 --> 00:43:26,771
Salmon carpaccio?
544
00:43:27,955 --> 00:43:30,073
Anything you want here, we got it.
545
00:43:30,074 --> 00:43:31,991
I like my dessert first.
546
00:43:31,992 --> 00:43:33,845
I had this flown in from
San Francisco.
547
00:43:33,846 --> 00:43:35,747
It's Italian though.
548
00:43:35,748 --> 00:43:37,579
Organic ice cream.
549
00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:40,457
I got a sweet tooth.
Apparently you do too
550
00:43:40,458 --> 00:43:42,700
for Tony Stark.
551
00:43:42,776 --> 00:43:45,269
When I saw what you do to
Tony Stark on that track
552
00:43:45,270 --> 00:43:49,048
how you stepped up to him in front of
god and everybody,
553
00:43:49,249 --> 00:43:51,166
that was wow!
554
00:43:51,167 --> 00:43:53,119
You spoke to me was what you did.
555
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,003
And I know that you knew that
I'd be listening.
556
00:43:55,504 --> 00:43:58,381
This is why I couldn't bear to have you shipped off
to god knows where.
557
00:43:58,382 --> 00:44:00,299
It would've been such a waste of talent.
558
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:02,218
But if I might make a suggestion you know
you don't just go
559
00:44:02,219 --> 00:44:05,095
and try to kill the guy. I think...
560
00:44:05,096 --> 00:44:07,056
if I may,
561
00:44:07,057 --> 00:44:09,009
you go after his legacy.
562
00:44:09,010 --> 00:44:10,892
That's what you should kill.
563
00:44:10,893 --> 00:44:13,812
You and me we're a lot alike in a lot of ways.
564
00:44:13,813 --> 00:44:16,648
The only difference between you and I
565
00:44:16,649 --> 00:44:18,997
is that I have resources.
566
00:44:18,998 --> 00:44:21,444
I think, if I may,
567
00:44:21,445 --> 00:44:23,376
you need my resources.
568
00:44:23,377 --> 00:44:25,239
Someone behind you.
569
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:28,233
A benefactor.
I'd like to be that guy.
570
00:44:39,128 --> 00:44:41,046
Okay.
Do you speak English,
571
00:44:41,047 --> 00:44:43,923
because I can get a translator.
572
00:44:43,924 --> 00:44:46,272
I don't know if you've been understanding
everything I'm saying.
573
00:44:46,273 --> 00:44:48,761
- Very good, man.
- Very good, man.
574
00:44:48,762 --> 00:44:51,755
Very good, man.
575
00:44:54,517 --> 00:44:57,552
- Yes.
- I want my bird.
576
00:44:58,354 --> 00:45:00,271
A bird?
577
00:45:00,272 --> 00:45:02,224
- You want a bird?
- I want my bird.
578
00:45:02,225 --> 00:45:04,143
I can get you bird
I can get you ten birds.
579
00:45:04,144 --> 00:45:06,020
- I want my bird.
- Okay,
580
00:45:06,021 --> 00:45:07,903
nothing's impossible.
581
00:45:07,904 --> 00:45:11,398
I could, are we talking about...
is this a bird back in Russia?
582
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:14,734
Yes, but the fundamentals of the company
are still very, very strong.
583
00:45:15,536 --> 00:45:18,413
despite the events in Monaco.
584
00:45:18,414 --> 00:45:20,373
Oh, oh, fax them.
585
00:45:20,374 --> 00:45:22,327
- Where is he?
- He doesn't wanna be disturbed.
586
00:45:22,328 --> 00:45:25,169
He's downstairs.
587
00:45:25,170 --> 00:45:27,088
His continuing erratic behavior
588
00:45:27,089 --> 00:45:29,348
may lead many people to ask themselves
589
00:45:29,349 --> 00:45:31,291
can this man still protect us?
590
00:45:31,367 --> 00:45:32,920
Iron Man never stopped protecting us.
591
00:45:32,921 --> 00:45:35,721
The events in Monaco prove that.
592
00:45:35,722 --> 00:45:37,639
Query complete, sir.
593
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,009
Anton Vanko was
a Soviet physicist
594
00:45:40,010 --> 00:45:43,135
who defected to the United States
in 1963.
595
00:45:43,136 --> 00:45:45,313
However, he was accused of espionage
and was
596
00:45:45,314 --> 00:45:47,231
deported in 1967.
597
00:45:47,232 --> 00:45:49,150
His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist,
598
00:45:49,151 --> 00:45:52,986
was convicted of selling
Soviet-era weapons-grade plutonium
599
00:45:52,987 --> 00:45:56,782
to Pakistan and served 15 years
in Kopeisk prison.
600
00:45:56,783 --> 00:45:59,817
No further records exist.
601
00:46:02,538 --> 00:46:06,374
Tony, you gotta get upstair
and get on top of this situation right now.
602
00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:10,127
Listen, I've been on the phone with the
National Guard
603
00:46:10,128 --> 00:46:11,787
all day
604
00:46:11,788 --> 00:46:14,395
trying to talk them out of rolling tanks and the PCH
605
00:46:14,396 --> 00:46:16,800
knocking down your front door
and taking these.
606
00:46:16,801 --> 00:46:18,753
They're gonna take your suits, Tony,
607
00:46:18,754 --> 00:46:20,637
they're sick of the games.
608
00:46:20,638 --> 00:46:23,514
You said nobody else would possess this technology
for twenty years.
609
00:46:23,515 --> 00:46:26,350
Well guess what,
somebody else had it yesterday.
610
00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:29,428
It's not theoretical anymore.
611
00:46:30,230 --> 00:46:33,223
Are you listening to me?
612
00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:36,902
Are you okay?
613
00:46:36,903 --> 00:46:39,938
Let's go.
614
00:46:44,576 --> 00:46:47,611
- Are you alright?
- Yeah I should go to my desk.
615
00:46:47,687 --> 00:46:50,563
- See that cigar box?
- Yes.
616
00:46:50,564 --> 00:46:53,641
It's palladium.
617
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,198
Is that supposed to be smoking?
618
00:47:00,199 --> 00:47:02,152
If you must know
it's neutron damage.
619
00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:05,111
it's from that reactor wall.
620
00:47:07,832 --> 00:47:10,908
You had this
in your body?
621
00:47:14,547 --> 00:47:17,582
And how about the high-tech
crossword puzzle on your neck?
622
00:47:18,384 --> 00:47:21,419
Rogue rash.
623
00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:25,215
Thank you.
624
00:47:35,734 --> 00:47:37,769
- What are you looking at?
- I'm looking at you.
625
00:47:38,571 --> 00:47:41,448
You wanna do this whole lone gunslinger act
626
00:47:41,449 --> 00:47:44,326
and it's unnecessary.
You don't have to do this alone.
627
00:47:44,327 --> 00:47:46,258
You know I wish I could believe that.
I really do.
628
00:47:46,259 --> 00:47:48,121
But you gotta trust me.
629
00:47:48,122 --> 00:47:51,157
Contrary to popular belief,
I know exactly what I'm doing.
630
00:48:00,193 --> 00:48:02,545
This is where we do it
This is my humble abode.
631
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,429
You can work in absolute peace.
632
00:48:04,430 --> 00:48:07,423
Must be kinda fun to be dead, right
No pressure.
633
00:48:07,650 --> 00:48:10,185
Ah, here they are.
They're excited, they're combat ready.
634
00:48:10,186 --> 00:48:12,138
I may have done a few miscalculations and
635
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:14,022
rushed the prototype, but sue me,
636
00:48:14,023 --> 00:48:17,058
I'm enthusiastic.
Go ahead, take a look around.
637
00:48:22,657 --> 00:48:24,574
Oh, you don't wanna do that.
638
00:48:24,575 --> 00:48:27,452
You'll be able to access that as soon as
we generate some encrypted passcodes.
639
00:48:27,453 --> 00:48:30,688
Can we generate some encrypted passcodes?
Let's get some of those...
640
00:48:31,289 --> 00:48:33,189
encrypted passcodes, Jack.
641
00:48:34,168 --> 00:48:37,161
Nevermind.
642
00:48:37,964 --> 00:48:40,999
Wow, okay. Good stuff.
643
00:48:42,141 --> 00:48:44,877
- Sorry?
- Software shit.
644
00:48:49,517 --> 00:48:51,434
You're good.
645
00:48:51,435 --> 00:48:54,429
You really blasted and
passed the firewall there.
646
00:48:55,231 --> 00:48:58,149
Let me show you where
you're gonna be working primarily.
647
00:48:58,150 --> 00:49:01,027
Go ahead, take a look.
648
00:49:01,028 --> 00:49:03,146
Take a good look at that.
That's something, isn't it?
649
00:49:03,147 --> 00:49:05,982
You know they're really just for show and tell.
650
00:49:06,742 --> 00:49:09,819
They're 125.7 million a pop.
651
00:49:12,540 --> 00:49:15,417
Jeez, could you get somebody to help?
652
00:49:15,418 --> 00:49:18,253
That's where the pilot goes.
653
00:49:18,254 --> 00:49:21,289
I'm having a tough time finding volunteers.
654
00:49:22,091 --> 00:49:25,126
I'll take care of that just leave it.
655
00:49:25,369 --> 00:49:26,886
What you want them do?
656
00:49:26,887 --> 00:49:28,805
Long term
I want them to put me in
657
00:49:28,806 --> 00:49:31,683
the Pentagon for the
next 25 years.
658
00:49:31,684 --> 00:49:33,678
I wanna make Iron Man look
like an antique.
659
00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:35,520
I wanna go to that Stark Expo
660
00:49:35,521 --> 00:49:37,494
and take a dump on Tony's front yard.
661
00:49:37,495 --> 00:49:39,934
- You know what I'm talking about?
- Ya I can do that.
662
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,370
- Yes?
- No problem.
663
00:49:41,371 --> 00:49:43,236
Hey, fabulous
I love it.
664
00:49:43,237 --> 00:49:46,230
This is our guy. Didn't I tell you?
I had a feeling.
665
00:49:54,749 --> 00:49:57,625
Do you know which watch you'd like
to wear tonight Mr. Stark?
666
00:49:57,626 --> 00:50:00,620
I'll give them a look.
667
00:50:02,381 --> 00:50:04,334
I should cancel the party now?
668
00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:07,177
- Probably.
- Yeah, cause it's, um...
669
00:50:07,178 --> 00:50:10,055
- Ill-timed.
- Right, sends the wrong message.
670
00:50:10,056 --> 00:50:13,049
Inappropriate.
671
00:50:16,729 --> 00:50:19,648
Is that dirty enough for you?
672
00:50:19,649 --> 00:50:21,608
Gold faced with the brown band...
673
00:50:22,009 --> 00:50:24,444
The Jaeger.
I'll give that a look.
674
00:50:24,445 --> 00:50:27,480
Bring them over here.
675
00:50:28,282 --> 00:50:31,317
I'll take that.
Why don't you...
676
00:50:42,312 --> 00:50:44,589
I gotta say it's hard to
get a read on you.
677
00:50:44,590 --> 00:50:47,583
- Where are you from?
- Legal.
678
00:50:49,387 --> 00:50:52,380
Can I ask you a question hypothetically?
It's a bit odd.
679
00:50:53,224 --> 00:50:58,517
If this was your last birthday party you're ever
gonna have how would you celebrate it?
680
00:51:00,856 --> 00:51:03,226
I'd do whatever I wanted to do.
681
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:05,852
with whoever I wanted to do it.
682
00:51:37,310 --> 00:51:39,227
Yes, sir, I understand.
683
00:51:39,228 --> 00:51:42,263
No, sir, that will not be necessary.
I'll handle it.
684
00:51:43,065 --> 00:51:45,142
Sir, I personally guarantee that
within 24 hours
685
00:51:45,165 --> 00:51:47,142
Iron Man will be
back on watch.
686
00:51:54,618 --> 00:51:56,536
Hey, Pepper ...
687
00:51:56,537 --> 00:51:59,572
- I'm gonna go get some air.
- What's wrong?
688
00:52:00,374 --> 00:52:03,409
- I don't know what to do.
- You gotta be kidding me.
689
00:52:08,007 --> 00:52:10,884
- That's it, I'm gonna make a...
- No, no, don't call anyone.
690
00:52:10,885 --> 00:52:12,879
This is ridiculous I just stuck my neck up
for this guy.
691
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,680
I know. I get it. I'm gonna handle it okay,
just let me handle it.
692
00:52:15,681 --> 00:52:18,716
Handle it, or I'm gonna have to.
693
00:52:19,518 --> 00:52:22,553
You know the question I get asked most often is
Tony how do you go to the bathroom with the suit?
694
00:52:26,233 --> 00:52:29,268
Just like that.
695
00:52:31,430 --> 00:52:34,107
Does this guy know how to throw a party
or what?
696
00:52:37,787 --> 00:52:39,704
I love you.
697
00:52:39,705 --> 00:52:44,340
Unbelievable. Thank you so much
Tony, we all thank you so much for such a
698
00:52:44,502 --> 00:52:47,337
wonderful night. We're gonna say
Good night now
699
00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:49,255
and thank you all for coming.
700
00:52:49,256 --> 00:52:52,333
No, no, wait, we can't, we didn't bring out the cake
we didn't blow out the candle.
701
00:52:52,334 --> 00:52:54,052
- You're out of control okay
- I'm out of control?
702
00:52:54,053 --> 00:52:55,929
- Trust me on this one okay?
- You're out of control gorgeous
703
00:52:55,930 --> 00:52:58,907
- It's time to go to bed.
- Give me a little smooch.
704
00:52:58,930 --> 00:53:00,807
Come on you know you want to.
705
00:53:00,809 --> 00:53:01,826
You just peed the suit.
706
00:53:01,827 --> 00:53:04,055
- I know, has a filtration system.
- It's not sexy.
707
00:53:04,056 --> 00:53:06,481
- You can drink that water.
- Just send everybody home, okay.
708
00:53:06,482 --> 00:53:08,476
- It's time to...
- If you say so.
709
00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:10,395
Okay, I'll take this.
710
00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:13,238
You take that.
711
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,116
Pepper Potts.
712
00:53:16,117 --> 00:53:18,034
She's right.
The party is over.
713
00:53:18,035 --> 00:53:20,954
Then again the party was over for me
like an hour and a half ago.
714
00:53:20,955 --> 00:53:23,990
The after party
starts in 15 minutes!
715
00:53:26,711 --> 00:53:29,762
And if anybody, Pepper, doesn't like it,
716
00:53:30,047 --> 00:53:32,540
there's the door.
717
00:53:41,976 --> 00:53:45,011
Shoot!
718
00:53:50,651 --> 00:53:53,686
Shoot!
719
00:54:01,203 --> 00:54:04,280
Shoot!
720
00:54:07,001 --> 00:54:09,953
Me!
721
00:54:10,796 --> 00:54:13,790
I think she wants the Gallanger!
722
00:54:15,551 --> 00:54:18,586
There you go!
723
00:54:21,307 --> 00:54:24,342
I'm only gonna say this once.
724
00:54:26,979 --> 00:54:29,973
Get out!
725
00:54:34,612 --> 00:54:37,647
You don't deserve to wear one of these.
Shut it down!
726
00:54:38,449 --> 00:54:41,326
Goldstein.
727
00:54:41,327 --> 00:54:42,285
Yes, Mr. Stark?
728
00:54:42,286 --> 00:54:45,321
Give me a fat beat to beat
my buddy's ass to...
729
00:54:49,141 --> 00:54:51,995
I told you to shut it down.
730
00:55:01,430 --> 00:55:04,465
Now, put that thing back where you found it
before someone gets hurt.
731
00:55:10,982 --> 00:55:14,100
Really?
732
00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:23,234
Sorry pal, but
Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.
733
00:55:23,895 --> 00:55:27,488
Suck at this!
734
00:55:34,046 --> 00:55:35,922
Had enough?
735
00:55:35,923 --> 00:55:37,882
- Natalie!
- Ms. Potts ...
736
00:55:37,883 --> 00:55:41,618
Don't you Ms. Potts me. I'm on to you.
You know what, ever since you came here...
737
00:55:45,516 --> 00:55:48,393
Pepper!
738
00:55:48,394 --> 00:55:51,429
Let's get out of here!
739
00:55:55,151 --> 00:55:58,227
You want it?
Take it!
740
00:56:20,051 --> 00:56:23,127
Out!
741
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,277
Put your hand down.
742
00:56:39,278 --> 00:56:41,196
You think you got what it takes
to wear that suit?
743
00:56:41,197 --> 00:56:43,149
- We don't have to do this, Tony.
- You wanna be a war machine?
744
00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:45,481
- Take your shot.
- Put it down!
745
00:56:45,482 --> 00:56:47,952
- You're gonna take your shot?
- Put it down, now!
746
00:56:47,953 --> 00:56:50,947
- Drop it Tony
- Take it!
747
00:57:57,401 --> 00:58:01,562
Tower this is Lt. Col. James Rhodes
eastbound for 3 miles,...
748
00:58:44,820 --> 00:58:46,478
Colonel.
749
00:58:47,281 --> 00:58:48,939
Major.
750
00:58:51,493 --> 00:58:52,567
Yeah.
751
00:58:54,579 --> 00:58:56,580
Let's take it inside.
752
00:58:56,581 --> 00:58:57,822
Clear the area.
753
00:59:19,602 --> 00:59:23,512
Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you
to exit the donut.
754
00:59:27,025 --> 00:59:29,518
I told you I don't wanna
join your super secret boyband.
755
00:59:30,070 --> 00:59:33,106
No, see, I remember, you do
everything myself.
756
00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:35,106
How's it workin out for you?
757
00:59:38,077 --> 00:59:41,154
I'm sorry, I don't wanna get off on the wrong
foot, do I look in the patch or the eye?
758
00:59:42,456 --> 00:59:45,533
Honestly I'm a bit hungover
I'm not sure if you're real or if...
759
00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:49,953
I am very real. I'm the realest
person you're ever gonna meet.
760
00:59:50,255 --> 00:59:53,582
- Just my luck. Where is the staff here?
- Oh, that's not lookin too good.
761
00:59:54,551 --> 00:59:56,751
It's getting worse.
762
00:59:57,804 --> 01:00:01,005
We've secured the perimeter, but I don't think
we should hold it for too much longer.
763
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:08,095
- You're fired.
- That's not up to you.
764
01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:11,148
- Tony... I want you to meet agent Romanoff
- Hi
765
01:00:11,153 --> 01:00:15,020
I'm a Shield shadow
and I was tasked to you by Dr. Fury.
766
01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:16,520
I suggest you apologize.
767
01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:18,563
You've been very busy.
768
01:00:18,739 --> 01:00:21,941
Made your girl your CEO,
you've given away all your stuff.
769
01:00:22,034 --> 01:00:24,104
You let your friend
fly away with your suit.
770
01:00:24,134 --> 01:00:26,474
- If I didn't know better...
- You don't know better.
771
01:00:27,134 --> 01:00:28,974
I didn't give it to him.
He took it.
772
01:00:29,082 --> 01:00:33,994
He took it? You're Iron Man
and he just took it?
773
01:00:34,170 --> 01:00:36,407
Little brother walked in there kicked your ass
and took your suit?
774
01:00:36,470 --> 01:00:37,997
Is that possible?
775
01:00:38,049 --> 01:00:40,467
According to Mr. Stark's database
security guidelines
776
01:00:40,468 --> 01:00:43,419
There are redundancies to prevent
unauthorized usage.
777
01:00:45,923 --> 01:00:48,216
- What do you want from me?
- What do we want from you? No, no, no!
778
01:00:48,309 --> 01:00:50,259
What do you want from me.
779
01:00:50,269 --> 01:00:54,106
You have become a problem, a problem
I have to deal with.
780
01:00:54,107 --> 01:00:57,315
- Contrary to your belief, you are not
the center of my universe. - Yeah I get it.
781
01:00:57,316 --> 01:01:01,519
I have bigger problems than you in the Southwest
region to deal with. Hit him.
782
01:01:03,072 --> 01:01:05,898
Are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it?
783
01:01:06,366 --> 01:01:09,443
Could you please not do anything
awful for 5 seconds?
784
01:01:09,628 --> 01:01:10,744
What did you just do to me?
785
01:01:10,745 --> 01:01:13,113
What did we just do for you.
786
01:01:13,248 --> 01:01:16,950
That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off.
We're trying to get you back to work.
787
01:01:17,105 --> 01:01:21,287
- Give me a couple of boxes and I'll be right as rain.
- It's not a cure, it's just to break the symptoms.
788
01:01:21,339 --> 01:01:25,875
- Then the lag is gonna be an easy fix.
- Trust me I know I'm good at this stuff.
789
01:01:26,176 --> 01:01:28,511
I've been looking for a suitable replacement
for palladium.
790
01:01:28,512 --> 01:01:32,256
I've tried every combination, every permutation of
every known element.
791
01:01:32,332 --> 01:01:35,675
Well, I'm here to tell you
you haven't tried them all.
792
01:01:37,145 --> 01:01:39,846
Hey, hey, hey.
Special delivery.
793
01:01:40,064 --> 01:01:41,431
Candygram!
794
01:01:45,111 --> 01:01:47,269
I brought you something.
795
01:01:51,533 --> 01:01:54,651
- We got you the bird, pal.
- This is not my bird.
796
01:01:55,036 --> 01:01:58,235
What do you mean?
That's the bird.
797
01:01:58,236 --> 01:01:59,864
I pulled a lot of strings
to get this bird.
798
01:01:59,915 --> 01:02:02,167
- It's a great bird.
- It's a beautiful bird.
799
01:02:02,168 --> 01:02:06,412
- We got this all the way from Russia.
- Hey man, it's not my bird.
800
01:02:08,298 --> 01:02:12,459
Well listen, even if it's not the bird,
I mean this is a gorgeous bird.
801
01:02:12,552 --> 01:02:16,254
I mean, look, don't get so attached to
things, learn to let go.
802
01:02:19,225 --> 01:02:21,884
Wait a minute.
Jack, what is that?
803
01:02:22,102 --> 01:02:25,179
Is that...
That's not a helmet. What is that?
804
01:02:33,238 --> 01:02:36,815
Ivan... What's this?
Jack?
805
01:02:37,575 --> 01:02:42,069
Is that a helmet? It doesn't look like a helmet
to me. How are you supposed to get a head in there?
806
01:02:42,162 --> 01:02:45,199
- Jack, could you put your head in there? - No.
- Try to put your head in there.
807
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:46,991
Go ahead, try to put your head in there.
808
01:02:47,084 --> 01:02:49,535
See Ivan, he can't put his head in
there. That's...
809
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:52,108
That's not a helmet, it's a head.
810
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,498
I need to put a guy in there.
811
01:02:53,499 --> 01:02:57,333
I need to fit a person
in that suit, you understand?
812
01:02:57,593 --> 01:02:58,668
Drone better.
813
01:02:58,719 --> 01:03:00,418
What? Drone better?
Why is drone better?
814
01:03:00,419 --> 01:03:02,263
Why drone better?
815
01:03:02,264 --> 01:03:04,108
People make problem.
816
01:03:04,164 --> 01:03:06,008
Trust me,
drone better.
817
01:03:06,393 --> 01:03:10,596
Ivan, you know I like you.
I got you the bird.
818
01:03:11,147 --> 01:03:15,725
You said no problem.
That's what you said to me, you said no problem.
819
01:03:15,818 --> 01:03:18,612
Now I need suits.
The government wants suits.
820
01:03:18,613 --> 01:03:20,572
Like Iron Man, you understand?
821
01:03:20,573 --> 01:03:23,858
That's what the people want.
That's what's gonna make them happy.
822
01:03:24,368 --> 01:03:25,860
Hey, man...
823
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:30,105
Don't get to attached to things.
824
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,865
Learn to let go.
825
01:03:35,086 --> 01:03:38,296
These drones better steal the show, Ivan.
826
01:03:38,297 --> 01:03:41,916
You understand? They better
rock my world, Ivan.
827
01:03:51,017 --> 01:03:52,801
Unbelievable.
828
01:03:53,019 --> 01:03:55,637
This ought to get the Senate off my ass.
829
01:03:55,730 --> 01:03:59,057
- It's functional?
- Fully mission-capable.
830
01:03:59,191 --> 01:04:02,185
Good. Get Hammer down here
to weaponize it.
831
01:04:03,329 --> 01:04:04,237
Sir?
832
01:04:04,238 --> 01:04:07,109
Justin Hammer's making a weapons presentation
at the expo.
833
01:04:07,138 --> 01:04:08,699
We'd like this to introduce it.
834
01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:10,201
Sir, I don't believe that the expo is...
835
01:04:10,202 --> 01:04:13,111
Colonel, the world needs
to see this fast.
836
01:04:13,246 --> 01:04:14,830
We've got to make this happen.
837
01:04:14,831 --> 01:04:17,907
- Yes general, but the...
- It's also an order.
838
01:04:18,334 --> 01:04:19,742
Yes, sir.
839
01:04:19,919 --> 01:04:22,787
Good work, Colonel.
You've made your country proud.
840
01:04:23,464 --> 01:04:25,081
Thank you, sir.
841
01:04:30,971 --> 01:04:34,506
That thing in your chest is
based on unfinished technology.
842
01:04:34,682 --> 01:04:37,343
No it was finished,
it's never been particularly effective until
843
01:04:37,344 --> 01:04:40,261
I've miniaturized it
and put it in my...
844
01:04:40,438 --> 01:04:43,542
No, Howard said that the arc reactor was
a stepping stone to something greater.
845
01:04:43,643 --> 01:04:45,102
He was about to kick off an energy race
846
01:04:45,143 --> 01:04:48,102
That was gonna dwarf
the arms race.
847
01:04:48,278 --> 01:04:51,363
He was on to something big,
something so big
848
01:04:51,364 --> 01:04:54,900
that it was gonna make the nuclear reactor
look like a AAA battery.
849
01:04:54,909 --> 01:04:57,244
Just him? Or was Anton Vanko in on this too?
850
01:04:57,245 --> 01:05:00,405
Anton Vanko is the other
side of that coin.
851
01:05:00,414 --> 01:05:02,596
Anton saw it as a
way to get rich.
852
01:05:02,597 --> 01:05:04,917
When your father found
out he had him deported.
853
01:05:04,918 --> 01:05:08,421
When the Russians found out he couldn't
deliver they shipped his ass off to Siberia
854
01:05:08,422 --> 01:05:11,090
and he spent the next 20 years on a vodka
fuel rage.
855
01:05:11,091 --> 01:05:13,542
Not quite the environment you wanna raise
a kid in.
856
01:05:13,635 --> 01:05:17,545
His son you had the misfortune of
crossing paths with in Monaco.
857
01:05:17,930 --> 01:05:20,102
You told me I hadn't tried everything.
What do you mean I haven't tried everything?
858
01:05:20,130 --> 01:05:21,632
What haven't I tried?
859
01:05:21,633 --> 01:05:25,302
He said that you were the only person with the
means and knowledge
860
01:05:25,521 --> 01:05:27,554
to finish what he started.
861
01:05:27,564 --> 01:05:28,889
He said that?
862
01:05:29,107 --> 01:05:31,391
Are you that guy?
Huh? Are you?
863
01:05:31,693 --> 01:05:37,313
Because if you are then
you can solve the riddle of your heart.
864
01:05:40,868 --> 01:05:44,537
I don't know where you get your information, but
he wasn't my biggest fan.
865
01:05:44,538 --> 01:05:47,449
- What do your remember about your dad huh?
- He was cold, he was calculating...
866
01:05:47,450 --> 01:05:50,376
He never told me he loved me
he never even told me he liked me.
867
01:05:50,377 --> 01:05:54,796
So it's a little tough for me to digest what're you telling
me he said the whole future is riding on me
868
01:05:54,797 --> 01:05:57,123
and he's passing it down...
I don't get that.
869
01:05:57,425 --> 01:05:58,793
We're talking about a guy
whose happiest day
870
01:05:58,794 --> 01:06:00,293
was when he shipped me off to boarding school.
871
01:06:00,328 --> 01:06:01,386
That's not true.
872
01:06:01,387 --> 01:06:03,796
Well, then clearly you know my dad better
than I did.
873
01:06:04,056 --> 01:06:06,041
As a matter of fact I did.
874
01:06:06,156 --> 01:06:07,841
He was one of the founding members
of The Shield.
875
01:06:07,893 --> 01:06:10,638
- What?
- I got a two o'clock.
876
01:06:10,639 --> 01:06:12,396
Wait, wait, what's this?
877
01:06:12,397 --> 01:06:14,189
- Okay, you're good, right?
- No I'm not good.
878
01:06:14,190 --> 01:06:17,058
- You got this, right? - Got what? I don't
even know what I'm supposed to get.
879
01:06:17,110 --> 01:06:20,153
Natasha will remain
a floater at Stark with her cover intact
880
01:06:20,154 --> 01:06:22,100
and you remember
Agent Colson right?
881
01:06:22,102 --> 01:06:23,515
Yeah.
882
01:06:23,582 --> 01:06:24,815
Oh, and Tony...
883
01:06:25,826 --> 01:06:28,861
Remember, I got my eye on you.
884
01:06:34,626 --> 01:06:37,101
We've disabled all communications,
no contact with the outside world.
885
01:06:37,126 --> 01:06:38,861
Good luck.
886
01:06:43,092 --> 01:06:44,842
Please...
887
01:06:44,843 --> 01:06:48,054
First thing I need a little body work.
I'll put in a little time at the lab.
888
01:06:48,055 --> 01:06:52,558
If you could send of your goon squad down to the Coffee Bean
across the street or Starbucks, that'll be nice.
889
01:06:52,559 --> 01:06:55,095
I'm not here for that.
I've been authorized by
890
01:06:55,096 --> 01:06:57,771
Director Fury to use any means necessary
to keep you on premises.
891
01:06:57,772 --> 01:07:00,398
- If you attempt to leave - Right
- or play any games
892
01:07:00,399 --> 01:07:01,733
I will taze you and watch
893
01:07:01,734 --> 01:07:03,476
Supernanny while you
drool into the carpet. Okay?
894
01:07:03,902 --> 01:07:07,229
- I think I got it, yeah.
- Enjoy your evening's entertainment.
895
01:07:32,762 --> 01:07:34,513
Think this
is the power source?
896
01:07:34,514 --> 01:07:37,304
Major, this is not a scientific exercise.
897
01:07:37,314 --> 01:07:39,384
Let's just focus
on arming it, alright?
898
01:07:40,214 --> 01:07:41,895
Yes, sir.
899
01:07:41,896 --> 01:07:43,262
Oh, yes!
900
01:07:43,564 --> 01:07:45,431
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
901
01:07:45,482 --> 01:07:47,391
Is it my birthday?
902
01:07:47,442 --> 01:07:50,811
You gotta.. what did you do?
What did you do?
903
01:07:53,656 --> 01:07:56,232
- Is this what I think it is?
- Yes it is.
904
01:07:56,667 --> 01:07:59,702
Hammer, I want to know
what you're gonna do for us.
905
01:07:59,878 --> 01:08:01,840
What am I gonna do for you?
906
01:08:01,878 --> 01:08:04,540
First thing I'm gonna do for you is
I'm gonna upgrade your software,
907
01:08:07,078 --> 01:08:10,140
I'm talking about firepower.
908
01:08:11,489 --> 01:08:13,522
Well you're talking to the right guy.
909
01:08:14,350 --> 01:08:17,593
Claridge Hi-Tec semi-automatic 9 mm pistol.
910
01:08:18,771 --> 01:08:21,055
Too downtown?
I agree.
911
01:08:21,482 --> 01:08:23,849
M-24 shotgun pump action.
912
01:08:24,234 --> 01:08:26,770
5-round magazine, but
you know what, you're not a hunter.
913
01:08:26,771 --> 01:08:28,755
What am I talking about?
I'm getting rid of it.
914
01:08:28,771 --> 01:08:31,455
This is the FN-2000 from Belgium.
915
01:08:31,456 --> 01:08:33,149
They do make something better than waffles.
916
01:08:34,202 --> 01:08:36,501
It's beautiful, but I can tell this isn't
disco enough for you
917
01:08:36,502 --> 01:08:37,954
so I'm gonna put it right here.
918
01:08:37,955 --> 01:08:42,369
You're looking at a Milkor 40 mm grenade launcher.
Tear gas, smoke.
919
01:08:42,370 --> 01:08:44,649
Hippie control.
You're tough.
920
01:08:44,650 --> 01:08:47,459
Let me tell you something,
Size does matter.
921
01:08:47,460 --> 01:08:49,214
Don't let anyone tell you different.
922
01:08:49,370 --> 01:08:54,009
This is an M134 7.62 minigun.
Six individual barrels.
923
01:08:54,010 --> 01:08:56,334
The torso taker, powder maker.
924
01:08:56,370 --> 01:09:00,014
Our boys in uniform call it Uncle Gazpacho
or Puff the Magic Dragon.
925
01:09:03,170 --> 01:09:04,334
Okay.
926
01:09:06,050 --> 01:09:09,774
These are the Cubans baby.
These are the Cohibas, the Montecristos...
927
01:09:11,090 --> 01:09:13,249
That's a kinetic-kill sidewinder vehicle
928
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:17,294
with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine
RDX burst.
929
01:09:17,890 --> 01:09:21,329
It's capable of busting a bunker under
the bunker you just busted.
930
01:09:21,330 --> 01:09:23,249
If it were any smarter it would write a book.
931
01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:26,459
A book that would make Ulysses look like
it was written in crayon.
932
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,574
And would read it to you.
933
01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:32,729
This is my Eiffel Tower,
This is my Rachmaninoff's Third.
934
01:09:32,730 --> 01:09:36,574
My Pieta. It's completely
elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful.
935
01:09:36,810 --> 01:09:41,014
And it's capable of reducing the population
of any standing structure to zero.
936
01:09:42,290 --> 01:09:44,694
I call it the Ex-Wife.
937
01:09:49,090 --> 01:09:50,854
That's the best I got.
938
01:09:55,650 --> 01:09:58,404
How are you gonna do this? Give me something.
You're like a sphinx.
939
01:09:58,450 --> 01:09:59,894
I can't read you.
940
01:10:00,370 --> 01:10:01,569
I think I'll take it.
941
01:10:01,570 --> 01:10:04,094
- Which one?
- All of it.
942
01:10:05,970 --> 01:10:07,254
All of it?
943
01:10:38,810 --> 01:10:39,934
Action.
944
01:10:42,970 --> 01:10:46,669
Everything is achievable through technology.
945
01:10:46,670 --> 01:10:48,894
Better living,
robust health.
946
01:10:49,090 --> 01:10:52,374
And for the first time
in human history...
947
01:10:52,410 --> 01:10:55,014
the possibility of world peace.
948
01:10:55,210 --> 01:10:58,509
I'm Howard Stark. And everything
you'll need for the future,
949
01:10:58,510 --> 01:10:59,974
can be found right here.
950
01:11:00,170 --> 01:11:04,014
City of Future, City of
of Tomorrow? Hang on.
951
01:11:08,730 --> 01:11:10,049
I'm Howard Stark.
952
01:11:10,050 --> 01:11:12,934
And everything you'll need in
the future can be found right here.
953
01:11:13,690 --> 01:11:18,214
So, from all of us in
Stark Industries I would like to personally...
954
01:11:19,330 --> 01:11:21,409
Tony? What are you doing back there?
What is that?
955
01:11:21,410 --> 01:11:24,254
Put it back.
Put it back where you got it from.
956
01:11:25,250 --> 01:11:27,094
Where is your mother?
Maria...
957
01:11:27,610 --> 01:11:29,814
Go on, go, go, go...
958
01:11:31,650 --> 01:11:33,454
Sorry I think we got the...
959
01:11:34,170 --> 01:11:36,414
I'll come in in there...
960
01:11:39,970 --> 01:11:41,674
Are you waiting on me?
961
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:47,254
So from all of us in
Stark Industries I'd like to personally show you...
962
01:11:48,490 --> 01:11:49,569
my ass.
963
01:11:49,570 --> 01:11:53,974
I'd like to... This...
I can't... We have this don't we?
964
01:11:54,050 --> 01:11:56,414
That looks ridiculous.
965
01:11:57,330 --> 01:11:58,614
Everything...
966
01:11:59,730 --> 01:12:01,414
is achievable...
967
01:12:02,050 --> 01:12:03,254
through technology.
968
01:12:15,570 --> 01:12:17,009
Tony...
969
01:12:17,010 --> 01:12:21,094
You're too young to understand this right now
so I thought I would put it on film for you.
970
01:12:23,290 --> 01:12:25,294
I built this for you.
971
01:12:26,130 --> 01:12:30,534
And someday you'll realize that it represents
a whole lot more than just people's inventions.
972
01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:32,934
It represents my life's work.
973
01:12:33,610 --> 01:12:35,774
This is key to the future.
974
01:12:38,770 --> 01:12:41,254
I'm limited by the technology
of my time.
975
01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:43,654
But one day you'll figure this out.
976
01:12:43,970 --> 01:12:48,294
And when you do...
you will change the world.
977
01:12:49,970 --> 01:12:54,094
What is and always will be
my greatest creation...
978
01:12:56,010 --> 01:12:57,614
is you.
979
01:13:16,450 --> 01:13:17,809
Hi, sir.
980
01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:20,509
- $6.
- I don't have any...
981
01:13:20,510 --> 01:13:23,214
- No sir, that's too much.
- No it's fine, take that.
982
01:13:25,770 --> 01:13:27,234
Take it, take it.
983
01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:30,234
I don't like people hand me things so if you
could just drop that there that would be great.
984
01:13:30,530 --> 01:13:32,774
- Are you Iron Man?
- Sometimes.
985
01:13:33,010 --> 01:13:34,574
We believe in you!
986
01:13:35,050 --> 01:13:37,734
It was an illegal seizure
of trademarked property.
987
01:13:37,770 --> 01:13:40,249
- Ms. Potts, Mr Stark is...
- Here.
988
01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:43,374
- He refuses to...
- I don't. It's fine. I'll just be a second.
989
01:13:43,730 --> 01:13:49,294
It's our position that Stark has the means to maintain
proprietary ownership of the Mark II platform.
990
01:13:49,690 --> 01:13:52,449
When Mr. Stark announced he was the Iron Man
991
01:13:52,450 --> 01:13:56,489
he was making a promise to America.
992
01:13:56,490 --> 01:13:58,414
Obviously he did not.
993
01:13:58,650 --> 01:14:00,594
Now we learn that his secretary,
994
01:14:00,650 --> 01:14:03,094
a woman named
Virginia "Pepper" Potts,
995
01:14:03,170 --> 01:14:05,409
has been appointed CEO
of Stark Industries executive.
996
01:14:05,470 --> 01:14:07,609
What are her qualifications?
997
01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:08,209
No.
998
01:14:08,210 --> 01:14:10,574
- Ms. Potts is doing nothing to manage the terrible
situation... - Mute.
999
01:14:11,970 --> 01:14:16,529
Bert, don't tell me that we have the
best patent lawyers in the country
1000
01:14:16,530 --> 01:14:18,254
and then not let me pursue this.
1001
01:14:18,850 --> 01:14:19,889
I'll get this stuff out of here.
1002
01:14:19,890 --> 01:14:21,934
Well then, tell the President
to sign an order.
1003
01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:25,404
We'll talk about it at the expo.
1004
01:14:25,410 --> 01:14:27,534
Hammer's giving some presentation
tomorrow evening.
1005
01:14:27,810 --> 01:14:31,169
- Will Tony Stark be there?
- Will I?
1006
01:14:31,170 --> 01:14:33,094
- No, he will not.
- I'd like to be.
1007
01:14:34,530 --> 01:14:35,769
- Got a minute?
- No.
1008
01:14:35,770 --> 01:14:37,814
Come on, you just got off the phone.
30 seconds.
1009
01:14:40,490 --> 01:14:42,694
29 ... 28 ...
1010
01:14:42,890 --> 01:14:47,094
I was driving over here, and I thought
I was coming basically to apologize, but I'm not.
1011
01:14:47,170 --> 01:14:50,974
- You didn't come here to apologize?
- That goes without saying, and I'm working on that.
1012
01:14:51,210 --> 01:14:54,809
But I haven't been entirely up front
with you
1013
01:14:54,810 --> 01:14:56,409
and I just wanna try to make good,
1014
01:14:56,410 --> 01:14:59,729
Can I move this?
This is crazy I got ferris wheel...
1015
01:14:59,730 --> 01:15:00,894
No.
1016
01:15:03,690 --> 01:15:05,454
Do you know how short life is?
1017
01:15:06,010 --> 01:15:08,889
And if I never got to express...
1018
01:15:08,890 --> 01:15:11,649
and by the way somewhat revelatory to me,
1019
01:15:11,650 --> 01:15:14,349
I don't care... I mean, I care, it would be nice,
1020
01:15:14,350 --> 01:15:17,094
I'm not expecting you to...
Look, here's what I'm trying to say.
1021
01:15:17,490 --> 01:15:20,289
Let me just stop you right here, okay,
because if you say "I"
1022
01:15:20,290 --> 01:15:23,534
one more time, I'm gonna actually hurl
something at your head, I think.
1023
01:15:24,530 --> 01:15:28,129
I am trying to run a company.
Do you know have any idea what that entails?
1024
01:15:28,130 --> 01:15:28,974
Yes.
1025
01:15:29,050 --> 01:15:31,889
People are relying on you to be
Iron Man, and you've disappeared.
1026
01:15:31,890 --> 01:15:35,134
All I'm doing is putting out your fire
and taking the heat for it.
1027
01:15:37,610 --> 01:15:41,174
I am trying to do the job that you
were meant to do.
1028
01:15:44,530 --> 01:15:46,374
Did you bring me strawberries?
1029
01:15:47,650 --> 01:15:51,724
Did you know that there is only one thing
on earth that I am allergic to?
1030
01:15:51,725 --> 01:15:52,849
You're allergic to strawberries, uh-uh.
1031
01:15:55,650 --> 01:15:59,214
This is progress, Pepper. I knew there
was correlation between you and this...
1032
01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:02,374
- I need you...
- And I need you too, that's what I'm trying to say.
1033
01:16:02,450 --> 01:16:04,854
to leave now.
1034
01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:10,374
Ms Potts.
1035
01:16:11,090 --> 01:16:14,414
- Hi, come on in.
- Wheel's up in 25 minutes.
1036
01:16:14,770 --> 01:16:16,274
Thank you.
1037
01:16:17,890 --> 01:16:18,929
Anything else, boss?
1038
01:16:18,930 --> 01:16:22,414
- I'm good Hap.
- I'll be just... another minute.
1039
01:16:23,370 --> 01:16:25,214
I lost both the kids in the divorce.
1040
01:16:28,970 --> 01:16:30,114
No.
1041
01:16:32,170 --> 01:16:34,854
Are you blending in well here, Natalie?
1042
01:16:35,090 --> 01:16:37,454
Here at Stark... Enterprises.
1043
01:16:38,050 --> 01:16:39,654
Your name is Natalie, isn't it?
1044
01:16:40,330 --> 01:16:43,529
I thought you two
didn't get along.
1045
01:16:43,530 --> 01:16:45,854
- No, that's not so.
- It's just me you don't care for.
1046
01:16:46,570 --> 01:16:47,649
No? Nothing?
1047
01:16:47,650 --> 01:16:51,764
Actually while you're here maybe you and Natalie
could discuss the matter of personal belonging.
1048
01:16:51,765 --> 01:16:52,894
Absolutely.
1049
01:16:59,570 --> 01:17:03,649
- I'm surprised you could keep your mouth shut.
- You're good. You are mind-blowingly duplicitous.
1050
01:17:03,650 --> 01:17:04,459
How do you do it?
1051
01:17:04,460 --> 01:17:07,114
You're a triple impostor.
I've never seen anything like it.
1052
01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:09,114
Is there anything real about you?
Do you even speak Latin?
1053
01:17:09,115 --> 01:17:11,209
Fallaces sunt rerum species.
1054
01:17:11,215 --> 01:17:14,039
Which means?
What did you just say?
1055
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:16,724
It means you can either drive yourself home
or I can have you collected.
1056
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,164
You're good!
1057
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:20,204
Jarvis, could you kindly
backform a digital wireframe?
1058
01:18:20,260 --> 01:18:21,804
I need a manipulable projection.
1059
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:32,884
1974 Stark Expo model scanning
complete, sir.
1060
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:39,204
- How many buildings are there?
- Am I to include the Belgian waffles stand?
1061
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:41,324
It was rhetorical, just show me.
1062
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:55,604
What does that look like to you, Jarvis?
1063
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:58,124
Not unlike an atom.
1064
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:02,124
In which case, the nucleus... would be here.
1065
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:04,404
Highlight the Unisphere.
1066
01:19:12,940 --> 01:19:18,004
- Notice the footpaths. Get rid of them.
- What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?
1067
01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:21,484
I'm discovering,... correction, rediscovering...
1068
01:19:22,480 --> 01:19:23,724
... a new element.
1069
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:27,999
Lose the landscape and the shrubbery there,
trees,
1070
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,884
parking lots, exits, entrances.
1071
01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:36,604
Structre protons and neutrons
1072
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:40,284
using flags the pavillions as the framework.
1073
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,444
Dead for almost 20 years...
1074
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:09,804
...still taking me to school.
1075
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:19,444
The proposed element should serve
as a viable replacement for palladium.
1076
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,039
Thanks, Dad.
1077
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:23,884
Unfortunately,
it is impossible to synthesize.
1078
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:31,644
Get ready for major remodel, fellas!
We're back in hardware mode.
1079
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:19,614
How did you break the perimeter?
1080
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:21,714
That was like three years ago.
Where have you been?
1081
01:21:21,715 --> 01:21:24,804
- I was doing some stuff.
- Yeah, well, me too and it worked.
1082
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:30,279
Hey, I'm playing for the home team, Colson
You and all your Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
1083
01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:32,124
Let me work, or break my balls?
1084
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:34,924
What's this doing here?
1085
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:38,844
That's it.
1086
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:40,804
Bring it to me.
1087
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,444
- You know what this is?
- It's exactly what I need to make this work.
1088
01:21:45,140 --> 01:21:46,444
Lift the coil.
1089
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:49,284
Go, go! Put your knees under it.
There you go.
1090
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,684
And...
1091
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:53,244
- Drop it. - Okay.
1092
01:21:56,440 --> 01:21:57,484
Perfectly level.
1093
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:00,284
- I'm busy. What do you want?
- Nothing.
1094
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:02,884
Good bye. I've been reassigned.
1095
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,519
Director Fury wants me in New Mexico.
1096
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:07,204
- Fantastic, the land of enchantment.
- So I'm told.
1097
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:08,924
- Secret stuff.
- Something like that.
1098
01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:11,404
- Good luck.
- Bye.
1099
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:13,479
- Thanks.
- We need you.
1100
01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:16,084
- Yeah, more than you know.
- Not that much.
1101
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:35,964
Initializing
prismatic accelerator.
1102
01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:44,604
Approaching maximum power.
1103
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,324
That was easy.
1104
01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:48,844
Congratulations, sir.
1105
01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:52,724
You have created a new element.
1106
01:24:00,460 --> 01:24:03,844
Sir, the reactor has accepted the
modified core.
1107
01:24:04,480 --> 01:24:06,524
I will begin running diagnostics.
1108
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:13,964
Hey, Ivan.
1109
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:18,399
I got Senator Stern here. Thought we'd swing over
and look at some of the drone designs.
1110
01:24:18,100 --> 01:24:21,804
- The drone is not going to be ready.
- Not ready... What do you mean?
1111
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:25,244
It can make presentation
not demonstration.
1112
01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:30,084
- What the hell is the difference?
- Presentation, no fly, no shoot.
1113
01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:33,204
Wait. What can we make 'em do, I mean,
1114
01:24:33,260 --> 01:24:35,004
This is a weapons demonstration.
1115
01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:36,684
I can make salute.
1116
01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,644
You can make salute, what do you mean
make salute?
1117
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:41,644
What the hell does that mean, Ivan?
1118
01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:44,204
It's not what we agreed to, okay.
1119
01:24:44,220 --> 01:24:46,754
You promised me suits, and then you promised
me drones.
1120
01:24:46,755 --> 01:24:50,484
- Hey man, everything will be okay.
- This is not what I wanted.
1121
01:25:02,040 --> 01:25:04,684
Hey, there he is, the bird man.
1122
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,604
Oh, now you like the bird, is that right?
1123
01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:11,804
Is that your bird?
I'm confused.
1124
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:15,644
You said it wasn't, but now
it's like you're best of pals.
1125
01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:17,244
You love that bird, don't you?
1126
01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:19,564
You know what? Take the bird.
1127
01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:26,924
Take his pillows too. Both of them.
1128
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:29,564
And shoes, take his shoes.
1129
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:35,244
I took your stuff.
1130
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:38,684
How does that make you feel?
You feel bad?
1131
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:42,044
Good. Cause that's how I feel!
1132
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:45,604
We had a contract!
1133
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:50,644
I saved your life
and you give me suits.
1134
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:54,444
That was our deal.
And you did not deliver.
1135
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:58,204
I don't know if you're a genius
or a fraud.
1136
01:25:58,210 --> 01:26:00,044
I don't know what you are!
1137
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:05,044
Something really, really great fell into my lap.
1138
01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:08,884
If it hadn't, I'd be at your mercy tonight.
1139
01:26:09,080 --> 01:26:12,959
Now I have a piece of Stark tech, and I pimped
out myself.
1140
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:17,199
Now your overpriced paperweights are gonna
look like a backdrop to my demonstration.
1141
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:19,484
You dig what I'm gettin' at here?
1142
01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:26,004
I don't know if you noticed,
but I don't speak Russian!
1143
01:26:29,320 --> 01:26:34,284
I'm gonna leave now. I'm gonna go to the expo.
Maybe I'll even get laid.
1144
01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:38,844
See these guys? They're your babysitters.
They are not to be trifled with.
1145
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:43,124
When I get back, we're gonna renegotiate the
terms of our agreement.
1146
01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:46,639
And you're gonna make good on our arrangements.
1147
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:49,204
Because if you don't, you're gonna be exactly what you were
when I found you,
1148
01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:51,564
a dead man.
1149
01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:53,284
You got that?
1150
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:56,404
Maybe you can watch me on TV.
1151
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:07,564
Dummy. You.
Can we clean up this mess?
1152
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:12,200
- Incoming call with a blocked number, sir.
- Phone privileges reinstated.
1153
01:27:12,210 --> 01:27:13,804
Lovely.
1154
01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:18,524
- Colson, how's land of enchantment?
- Hey, Tony, how you doin'?
1155
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:21,244
- I doubled cycle. - You what?
1156
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:26,559
You told me double cycle's
more power. Good advice.
1157
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:30,044
- You sound pretty spitely for a dead guy.
- You too.
1158
01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:33,199
- Trace it. - Sir.
1159
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:37,524
Now the true history of
Stark name will be written.
1160
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:40,444
- Jarvis, where he is?
- Accessing the Oracle grid.
1161
01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:42,444
Eastern seaboard.
1162
01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:46,444
What your father did to my family
over 40 years
1163
01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:49,519
I will do to you in 40 minutes.
1164
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:51,879
Sounds good, let's get together
and hash it out.
1165
01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:55,444
Tri-state area.
Manhattan and outlying boroughs.
1166
01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:57,364
I hope you're ready.
1167
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:01,884
Call trace incomplete.
1168
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:14,684
- Sir.
- You wanna run some tests, run 'em.
1169
01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:17,799
And assemble the suit while you're at it
put it together now.
1170
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:20,164
- We are unclear as to the effects...
- I don't wanna hear it, Jarvis!
1171
01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:27,364
It tastes like coconut...
and metal.
1172
01:28:41,380 --> 01:28:44,804
I'll keep the car down here, alright.
- Thank you Happy.
1173
01:28:44,820 --> 01:28:50,164
Justin Hammer, his presentation will begin shortly
in the main pavilion.
1174
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:12,284
That's what I'm talking about!
Thanks for coming.
1175
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:16,324
Ladies and gentlemen,
for far too long
1176
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,804
this country has had to place its brave men
and women in harm's way.
1177
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:22,224
But then the Iron Man arrived
and we thought that
1178
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:24,724
the days of losing lives were behind us.
1179
01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:28,204
Sadly that technology was kept out of reach.
1180
01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:30,604
That's not fair. That's not right.
1181
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:33,159
- And it's just too bad.
- Oh, lord...
1182
01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:37,924
Regardless it was an impressive innovation
one that grabbed headlines the world over.
1183
01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:43,324
Today, my friends, the press
is faced with quite a different problem.
1184
01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:47,084
They are about to run out of ink.
1185
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:53,004
Get that out of here.
1186
01:29:54,440 --> 01:29:56,164
Ladies and gentlemen...
1187
01:29:57,120 --> 01:29:59,124
...today I present to you
1188
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:02,924
...the new face of the United States military!
1189
01:30:03,920 --> 01:30:05,564
The Hammer drone!
1190
01:30:07,740 --> 01:30:09,764
Army!
1191
01:30:21,380 --> 01:30:26,084
Navy!
1192
01:30:32,380 --> 01:30:35,004
Air Force!
1193
01:30:41,100 --> 01:30:43,844
Marines!
1194
01:30:59,700 --> 01:31:02,944
That's a hell of a lot better than some
cheerleaders, let me tell you.
1195
01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:06,764
But as revolutionary
as this technology is,
1196
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:10,484
there will always be a need for a man
to be present at the theater of war.
1197
01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:15,794
Ladies and gentlemen, today I am proud
to present to you the very first prototype
1198
01:31:15,795 --> 01:31:19,500
the variable threat response battle suit
1199
01:31:19,510 --> 01:31:22,644
and its pilot Air Force Lt. Col. James Rhodes.
1200
01:31:23,550 --> 01:31:25,098
What?
1201
01:31:45,050 --> 01:31:48,098
For America and its allies,
Hammer Industries, is reporting...
1202
01:32:04,950 --> 01:32:06,869
We got trouble.
1203
01:32:06,870 --> 01:32:08,789
Tony, there are civilians present.
1204
01:32:08,790 --> 01:32:11,224
I'm here on orders.
Let's not do this right now.
1205
01:32:11,225 --> 01:32:13,718
Give them a wave.
1206
01:32:14,210 --> 01:32:16,404
All these people are in danger.
We gotta get them out of here.
1207
01:32:16,405 --> 01:32:18,564
You gotta trust
me for the next five minutes.
1208
01:32:18,565 --> 01:32:20,484
I tried that and
I got tossed around your house, remember?
1209
01:32:20,485 --> 01:32:22,849
I think he's working with Vanko.
1210
01:32:22,850 --> 01:32:25,898
Vanko is alive?
1211
01:32:26,450 --> 01:32:28,884
- Where is he?
- What?
1212
01:32:28,885 --> 01:32:30,529
Where is Vanko?
1213
01:32:30,530 --> 01:32:32,724
- Who?
- Tell me.
1214
01:32:32,725 --> 01:32:35,498
What are you doing here, man?
1215
01:32:39,830 --> 01:32:43,009
- Is that you?
- No, I'm not doing that, it's not me.
1216
01:32:43,010 --> 01:32:46,058
I can't move.
I'm locked up, I'm locked up.
1217
01:32:46,450 --> 01:32:49,729
Get out of here! Go!
The whole system's been compromised!
1218
01:32:49,730 --> 01:32:52,738
Let's take it outside.
1219
01:33:03,130 --> 01:33:06,178
No!
1220
01:33:13,890 --> 01:33:16,738
- Jarvis, break in, I need to own him.
- Yes, sir.
1221
01:33:19,450 --> 01:33:22,029
Tony, I'm locked on I have target locked.
1222
01:33:22,030 --> 01:33:25,378
- On what?
- On you.
1223
01:33:28,590 --> 01:33:30,908
Tony on your six.
1224
01:33:46,290 --> 01:33:49,169
- What's going on, what's happening?
- The software's been overwritten.
1225
01:33:49,170 --> 01:33:51,089
What?
What do you mean it's been overwritten?
1226
01:33:51,090 --> 01:33:53,524
- I think he slaved the drones.
- It is impossible.
1227
01:33:53,525 --> 01:33:54,929
- Call the guards
- All the phones are down, sir.
1228
01:33:54,930 --> 01:33:57,809
- Then call their cells.
- Their cell phones are not working either, sir.
1229
01:33:57,810 --> 01:34:00,689
- He's locked us out of the mainframe.
- Who's locked you out of the mainframe?
1230
01:34:00,690 --> 01:34:03,124
Please, please, go away.
I got this handled.
1231
01:34:03,125 --> 01:34:04,529
- Have you now?
- Yes I do.
1232
01:34:04,530 --> 01:34:06,449
In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up
1233
01:34:06,450 --> 01:34:08,884
This wouldn't be happening
Please now, go away!
1234
01:34:08,885 --> 01:34:10,289
Thank you.
1235
01:34:10,290 --> 01:34:13,129
Listen we gotta get these bitches outta here.
1236
01:34:13,130 --> 01:34:15,264
You're gonna tell me who's behind
this.
1237
01:34:15,265 --> 01:34:16,969
Who's behind this?
1238
01:34:16,970 --> 01:34:19,449
Ivan. Ivan Vanko.
1239
01:34:19,850 --> 01:34:22,394
- Where is he?
- He's at my facility.
1240
01:34:25,650 --> 01:34:28,904
- I need NYPD please.
- No, no, no honey.
1241
01:34:28,950 --> 01:34:30,054
Don't call the authorities!
1242
01:34:30,170 --> 01:34:32,734
Step aside.
1243
01:34:33,290 --> 01:34:34,814
Tell me everything you know. Go.
1244
01:34:41,890 --> 01:34:45,334
- How we doing Jarvis?
- Remote reboot unsuccessful.
1245
01:35:03,810 --> 01:35:07,809
- No one's answering the phone, what's going on?
- Get in the car. Take me to Hammer Industries.
1246
01:35:07,810 --> 01:35:09,129
I'm not taking you anywhere.
1247
01:35:09,130 --> 01:35:12,334
- Fine. You want me to drive?
- No, I'm driving. Get in the car.
1248
01:36:08,810 --> 01:36:10,334
Nice work, kid.
1249
01:36:12,010 --> 01:36:15,254
- You got multiples coming down on you.
- Let's get this away from the expo.
1250
01:36:20,370 --> 01:36:22,904
When we arrive I need you to watch the perimeter.
1251
01:36:22,970 --> 01:36:25,094
I'm gonna enter the facility and take down the target.
1252
01:36:28,530 --> 01:36:30,014
- Watch the road.
- I got it.
1253
01:37:00,330 --> 01:37:03,209
Listen, listen, a pack has peeled off and headed
back to the expo.
1254
01:37:03,210 --> 01:37:04,334
Got it.
1255
01:37:08,290 --> 01:37:12,174
I'm closing on you!
It's coming in hot, Tony! Watch it.
1256
01:37:26,930 --> 01:37:29,694
- Stay in the car!
- I'm not staying in the car.
1257
01:37:29,970 --> 01:37:32,574
- I said stay in the car.
- What are you wearing?
1258
01:37:35,010 --> 01:37:36,454
Look, I'm not letting you go in there alone.
1259
01:37:37,010 --> 01:37:39,494
- You wanna help? Keep the car running.
- Okay.
1260
01:37:43,170 --> 01:37:45,214
Hey, you can't come in here!
1261
01:38:29,650 --> 01:38:32,769
Each set of drones
is communicating in its own unique language.
1262
01:38:32,770 --> 01:38:36,574
- Choose one and focus on that.
- Have you tried Russian? Why don't you try Russian.
1263
01:39:24,290 --> 01:39:25,614
I got 'em!
1264
01:39:39,730 --> 01:39:41,334
- Rhodey, you're still locked on? - Yeah.
1265
01:39:41,570 --> 01:39:45,414
Drop your socks and grab your
crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride.
1266
01:39:47,170 --> 01:39:48,774
Wait, wait!
1267
01:40:06,770 --> 01:40:08,214
He's gone!
1268
01:40:12,690 --> 01:40:15,054
Sorry buddy, had
to thin out the herd.
1269
01:40:15,190 --> 01:40:16,754
What's your twenty?
1270
01:40:28,090 --> 01:40:30,894
- What are you doing?
- I'm rebooting Rhodey's suit.
1271
01:40:37,170 --> 01:40:38,214
Tony!
1272
01:40:53,930 --> 01:40:55,174
Reboot complete.
1273
01:40:56,010 --> 01:40:59,449
- You got your best friend back.
- Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff.
1274
01:40:59,450 --> 01:41:04,654
Well done with the new chest-piece. I'm reading significantly
higher output and your vitals all look promising.
1275
01:41:04,850 --> 01:41:06,614
Yes, for the moment I'm not dying. Thank you.
1276
01:41:07,570 --> 01:41:09,904
- What do you mean you're not dying? Did you say you're dying?
- That you?
1277
01:41:09,970 --> 01:41:11,694
No, I'm not. Not anymore.
1278
01:41:11,890 --> 01:41:14,009
- What's going on?
- I was going to tell you. I didn't want to..
1279
01:41:14,010 --> 01:41:16,969
- You're gonna tell me you really were dying?
- You didn't let me.
1280
01:41:16,970 --> 01:41:20,609
- Why didn't you tell me that?
- I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you!
1281
01:41:20,610 --> 01:41:23,909
Hey, hey, save it for the honeymoon.
You got incoming, Tony.
1282
01:41:23,910 --> 01:41:25,329
Looks like the fight's coming to you.
1283
01:41:25,330 --> 01:41:27,009
- Great. Pepper?
- Are you okay now?
1284
01:41:27,010 --> 01:41:29,769
- I'm fine. Don't be mad. I will formally...
- I am mad.
1285
01:41:29,770 --> 01:41:32,534
...apologize when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack!
1286
01:41:33,410 --> 01:41:35,454
- We could've been in Venice.
- Oh, please...
1287
01:41:37,810 --> 01:41:39,094
Rhodes!
1288
01:41:39,730 --> 01:41:41,374
Snap out of it, buddy!
I need you.
1289
01:41:43,130 --> 01:41:44,614
They're coming. Come on let's roll. Get up.
1290
01:41:48,410 --> 01:41:50,294
Oh man, you can have your suit back.
1291
01:41:53,770 --> 01:41:56,294
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, thanks.
1292
01:41:58,370 --> 01:42:01,269
- Tony, look... I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
1293
01:42:01,270 --> 01:42:03,454
- No I should've trusted you more.
- I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it.
1294
01:42:03,890 --> 01:42:05,829
No it's your fault. I just wanted
to say I'm sorry.
1295
01:42:05,830 --> 01:42:08,694
Thank you.
That's all I want to hear, partner.
1296
01:42:09,250 --> 01:42:12,414
They're coming in hot. Any
second. What's the play?
1297
01:42:13,410 --> 01:42:15,909
Well we wanna take the high ground, okay.
So let's take
1298
01:42:15,910 --> 01:42:18,909
the biggest gun up on that ridge. - Got you.
1299
01:42:18,910 --> 01:42:20,929
- Where do you wanna be?
- Where you going? - What are you talking about?
1300
01:42:20,930 --> 01:42:23,209
- I mean me.
- I have a big gun, you are not the big gun.
1301
01:42:23,210 --> 01:42:25,564
- Tony, don't be jealous.
- No it's subtle with all the bells and whistles.
1302
01:42:25,565 --> 01:42:27,934
- It's called being a bad ass.
- Fine.
1303
01:42:29,130 --> 01:42:32,904
- Alright. You go up top. I'll draw 'em in.
- But don't stay down here
1304
01:42:32,930 --> 01:42:34,524
it's the worst place to be.
1305
01:42:34,530 --> 01:42:38,514
- Okay you got a spot. Where's mine?
- It's the kill box, Tony, okay, this is where you go to die.
1306
01:43:26,250 --> 01:43:27,774
- See that?
- Yea, yea, nice.
1307
01:43:35,130 --> 01:43:36,134
Rhodey...
1308
01:43:37,690 --> 01:43:38,694
Get down!
1309
01:43:49,210 --> 01:43:51,609
Wow. I think you should lead with that
next time.
1310
01:43:51,610 --> 01:43:55,254
Yeah, sorry boss, I can only use it once.
It's a one-off.
1311
01:43:57,130 --> 01:43:58,854
I told you that five minutes ago.
1312
01:44:00,410 --> 01:44:01,934
That's your guy here.
1313
01:44:03,090 --> 01:44:04,694
- Excuse me?
- Sir, you're placed under arrest.
1314
01:44:04,970 --> 01:44:06,449
Hands behind your back, sir.
1315
01:44:06,450 --> 01:44:07,774
I'm trying to help here.
1316
01:44:11,970 --> 01:44:15,414
I get it. I see what you're doing. Trying
to pin this on me, huh?
1317
01:44:15,650 --> 01:44:19,804
That's good. You start to think like a CEO.
Taking out the competition.
1318
01:44:19,805 --> 01:44:22,949
I like that.
You think you're making a problem for me?
1319
01:44:22,950 --> 01:44:26,014
I'm gonna make a problem for you.
I'm gonna be seeing you again, real soon.
1320
01:44:30,690 --> 01:44:34,454
When they get here, I think you should station them
at the Southeast and both West exits.
1321
01:44:34,970 --> 01:44:36,729
We shut down the seven train in and out of
Willets Point already.
1322
01:44:36,730 --> 01:44:39,734
Well, have city buses there to ferry people
to operating lines.
1323
01:44:40,130 --> 01:44:41,489
You coming with us?
1324
01:44:41,490 --> 01:44:43,334
No, I'm gonna stay until the park is clear.
1325
01:44:46,250 --> 01:44:50,314
Heads up you got one more drone incoming.
This one looks different.
1326
01:44:50,650 --> 01:44:52,854
Repulsor signature
is significantly higher.
1327
01:45:03,330 --> 01:45:04,854
Good to be back.
1328
01:45:05,810 --> 01:45:07,134
This ain't gonna be good.
1329
01:45:10,370 --> 01:45:14,414
I got something special for this guy.
I'm gonna bust his bunker with the ex-wife.
1330
01:45:14,570 --> 01:45:15,654
The what?
1331
01:45:26,090 --> 01:45:28,294
- Hammer tech?
- Yeah.
1332
01:45:30,090 --> 01:45:31,214
We got this.
1333
01:46:22,250 --> 01:46:24,014
Rhodes! I got an idea.
1334
01:46:24,900 --> 01:46:26,649
You wanna be a hero?
1335
01:46:26,650 --> 01:46:29,289
- What?
- I can really use a sidekick.
1336
01:46:29,290 --> 01:46:32,084
- Put your hand up.
- This is your idea?
1337
01:46:32,085 --> 01:46:35,494
- Yup.
- I'm ready, I'm ready, go go go.
1338
01:46:39,130 --> 01:46:40,694
Hit him!
1339
01:47:07,250 --> 01:47:09,054
You lose.
1340
01:47:15,990 --> 01:47:18,634
All these drones are rigged to blow
We gotta get out of here man.
1341
01:47:18,990 --> 01:47:20,474
Pepper?
1342
01:47:58,510 --> 01:48:00,469
Oh my god, I can't take this anymore!
1343
01:48:00,470 --> 01:48:01,589
- You can't?
- I can't take this.
1344
01:48:01,590 --> 01:48:02,889
What do you mean, look at me!
1345
01:48:02,890 --> 01:48:06,864
My body literally cannot handle the stress.
I never know if you're gonna kill yourself...
1346
01:48:06,865 --> 01:48:08,749
or wreck the whole company...
1347
01:48:08,750 --> 01:48:10,954
I think I did okay!
1348
01:48:11,270 --> 01:48:13,149
I quit.
I'm resigning.
1349
01:48:13,450 --> 01:48:15,409
That's it.
1350
01:48:15,410 --> 01:48:18,409
What did you just say?
You're done?
1351
01:48:18,710 --> 01:48:20,869
Surprising, I mean not
surprising.
1352
01:48:20,870 --> 01:48:24,629
I get it.
You don't have to make any excuses.
1353
01:48:24,630 --> 01:48:26,909
- I'm not making any excuses.
- Well you actually were just making excuses.
1354
01:48:26,910 --> 01:48:30,314
I wasn't making an excuse but I'm actually very justified.
1355
01:48:30,410 --> 01:48:32,114
You deserve better.
1356
01:48:32,750 --> 01:48:34,794
You've taken such good care of me.
1357
01:48:35,950 --> 01:48:38,094
I've been in tough spot
you got me through it, so.
1358
01:48:38,150 --> 01:48:40,269
- Right?
- Thank you.
1359
01:48:40,270 --> 01:48:43,509
- Yeah.
- Thank you for understanding.
1360
01:48:43,510 --> 01:48:45,924
- Let's start clean up.
- I'll handle the transition. It'll be smooth.
1361
01:48:45,925 --> 01:48:48,389
What about the press?
Because you only had the job for a week. That's gonna be...
1362
01:48:48,390 --> 01:48:51,314
- With you it's like dog years.
- I know.
1363
01:48:51,590 --> 01:48:52,914
I mean it's like the President.
1364
01:49:04,430 --> 01:49:05,914
Weird.
1365
01:49:05,930 --> 01:49:07,114
No it's not weird.
1366
01:49:07,170 --> 01:49:09,649
- It's okay, right?
- Yeah.
1367
01:49:09,650 --> 01:49:12,189
I think it was weird.
1368
01:49:12,190 --> 01:49:15,449
You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape.
1369
01:49:15,450 --> 01:49:18,889
- I had just quit
- You don't have to do that.
1370
01:49:18,890 --> 01:49:20,444
- I heard the whole thing.
- You should get lost.
1371
01:49:20,445 --> 01:49:22,849
I was here first.
Get a roof.
1372
01:49:22,850 --> 01:49:25,849
- I thought you were out of one-liners?
- That's the last one.
1373
01:49:25,850 --> 01:49:28,414
- You kicked ass back there, by the way.
- Thank you. You too.
1374
01:49:28,630 --> 01:49:31,429
Listen, my car got taken out in the explosions
1375
01:49:31,430 --> 01:49:34,429
so I'm gonna have to hang on to your suit for a minute, okay?
1376
01:49:34,430 --> 01:49:36,609
Not okay with thats.
1377
01:49:36,610 --> 01:49:40,614
It wasn't a question.
1378
01:49:44,910 --> 01:49:46,614
I don't understand...
1379
01:50:05,050 --> 01:50:07,729
I don't think I want you looking at that.
1380
01:50:07,730 --> 01:50:10,294
I'm not sure it pertains to you anymore.
1381
01:50:10,430 --> 01:50:16,194
Now this, on the other hand, is agent
Romanoff's assessment of you.
1382
01:50:16,470 --> 01:50:18,734
Read it.
1383
01:50:18,870 --> 01:50:22,934
Personality overview:
Mr Stark displays compulsive behavior.
1384
01:50:23,090 --> 01:50:25,674
In my own defense, that
was last week.
1385
01:50:27,450 --> 01:50:30,814
Prone to self-destructive tendencies.
I was dying.
1386
01:50:30,890 --> 01:50:33,389
I mean, please, aren't we all?
1387
01:50:33,390 --> 01:50:36,574
Textbook narcissism?
1388
01:50:37,290 --> 01:50:39,654
Agreed.
1389
01:50:41,210 --> 01:50:44,389
Recruitment assessment for Avenger Initiative,
Iron Man, yes.
1390
01:50:44,390 --> 01:50:46,854
- I gotta think about it.
- Read on.
1391
01:50:49,570 --> 01:50:52,774
Tony Stark not recommended?
1392
01:50:53,490 --> 01:50:57,214
That doesn't make any sense. How can
you approve me but not approve me?
1393
01:50:58,390 --> 01:51:03,374
I got a new ticker, I'm trying to do right
by Pepper.
1394
01:51:03,390 --> 01:51:06,969
I'm in a stable-ish relationship.
1395
01:51:06,970 --> 01:51:12,054
Which leads us to believe at this juncture
we'd only like to use you as a consultant.
1396
01:51:17,890 --> 01:51:20,574
You can't afford me.
1397
01:51:22,690 --> 01:51:25,489
Then again I will waive my customary retainer
1398
01:51:25,490 --> 01:51:28,014
in exchange for a small favor.
1399
01:51:28,910 --> 01:51:31,409
Rhodey and I are being honored in Washington
1400
01:51:31,410 --> 01:51:33,854
and we need a presenter.
1401
01:51:35,430 --> 01:51:36,914
I'll see what I can do.
1402
01:51:38,330 --> 01:51:40,409
It is my honor to be here today
1403
01:51:40,410 --> 01:51:44,889
to present these distinguished awards
to Lt. Col. James Rhodes
1404
01:51:44,890 --> 01:51:48,514
and Mr. Tony Stark
who is of course
1405
01:51:48,530 --> 01:51:50,934
a national treasure.
1406
01:51:52,250 --> 01:51:55,969
Thank you Lieutenant Colonel
for such an exceptionally distinguished performance.
1407
01:51:55,970 --> 01:51:58,934
- You deserve this.
- Thank you, sir.
1408
01:52:00,010 --> 01:52:05,014
Mr Stark, thank you for
such an exceptionally distinguished performance.
1409
01:52:05,130 --> 01:52:06,754
You deserve this.
1410
01:52:07,430 --> 01:52:09,895
Oh sorry.
1411
01:52:10,730 --> 01:52:14,654
Funny how annoying a little prick can be, isn't it?
1412
01:52:14,930 --> 01:52:16,454
Let's get a photo.